Dawn of JUSTice
>tfw Brendan will just end it in your lifetime
How does it feel?
You guys know what to do
JUST FUCK THIS VIDEO UP
LMAO
115 MILLION DOLLARS
JUST DISPEL MY SHIT UP
JUST FUCK MY SITE UP FAM
Why Hollywood Won't Cast Brendan Fraser Anymore
just
JUST FUCK MY ELECTION UP
JUST AGE MY SHIT UP, FAM
A JUST info dump.
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
Justposting megathread
I'll start.
JUST
JUST CUCK MY WIFE UP
JUST FOIL MY ASSASSINATION UP
DO IT
JUST
DOO EET
JUST
WTF is he eating?
>TheChamCham was here in August
Why hasn't anyone noticed this?
JUST fuck my career up
Maria Sharapova fails drug test after taking a performance enhancing drug for 10 years. Her career is now effectively over.
JUST GUAC MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST CAMPAIGN
EMBARRASSMENT
TO MY FAMILY
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I LOSE THE PRIMARIES
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
55 million outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I never realized I was low-energy
Till Donald Trump
shamed me on national TV
Cucked!
Feeding on guacamole
It's getting harder to pretend
Downward spiral when will it all end?
It all started when my daughter was arrested
No love for myself
And nothing even matters.
Searching to find voters for a higher number
Next to Trump I'm nothing but a mumble
Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
THAT'S SO JUST
SOME
>In JUST seven days…
Time we welcome Tim Curry into the FAMily.
Brendan Fraser LEGO
Bren Fraze
Can we have a gino thread? don't have much
JUST
I just got justed on the On Cinema Oscar special.
Guys.
1:48
Guys we have to stop.
We're actually going to start inconveniencing NORPs at this rate by having companies pander to our bullshit, like feminists only we didn't even ask for this to happen.
Then again, we could keep on rising the fire until we JUST fuck the whole world's shit up.
Brendan's voting trump
JUST
ま
JUST
JUST
look who's JUST joined the family
JUSUJ
Why does /just/ run noticeably slower than other boards? What's fucking our shit up?
CAN I JUST FLY
JUST
JUST CUCK MY SHIT UP
Brendan owns annoying kid
Brendan Fraser owns annoying kid.
In other words, he fucked his shit up.
JUST
Q&A - 60 secs with Brendan Fraser (and Maria Bello)
>The ending
>Choose to be reincarnated
>I did something right the last time to be as lucky as I am right now
>2008, just before the alimony
This is actually getting fucking disrespectful now
The way they talk about him you'd think he had died
What a thrill
With darkness and famine through the night
What a thrill
I'm paying and I'm cucked by you
What a hole in my pocket
But you're so supreme!
I give my wife
Not for honor, but for bulls (Cash Eater)
In my shed there'll be no one else
Acting, it's the way I pay to you (Cash Eater)
I'm still with no roles, Cash Eater
Someday you'll lose all you hair,
And someday you feed thanks to welfare,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day you see your kids
I give my wife
Not for honor, but for bulls (Cash Eater)
In my shed there'll be no one else
Acting, it's the way I pay to you (Cash Eater)
I'm still with no roles, Cash Eater
I'm still with no roles, Cash Eater
(Cash Eater…)
Fam
SAVE ME
JUST
Look on the bright side, /just/.
It's tax deductible.
JUST
EINFACH
JUST
CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
ALIMONY, NO BREEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT AFTON BLEEDING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
50,000 TRIBUTES A MONTH
>>>/k/30000
wew
(587) 838-2569
ITT: Messages from Brendan's voicemail
CUCK 8CHAN INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST MIGRATION
$10,000
Snake…
Why are we still here…Just to suffer.
Every night, I can feel my debt. My alimony. Even my child support.
The fame ive lost, the career ive lost. Won't stop hurting.
It's like its all still there.
You feel it too, don't you?
I'm the one who got caught up with Afton. A woman above prenup. Even my own.
just fuck my election up
JUST ICUP
The cup is back on at 17:30 UTC 09/01/2016
Thread here: >>>/icup/4239
The results and fixtures are:
/a/ 0 - 2 /co/
/cow/ 2 - 3 /hebe/
/v/ 2 - 1 /tv/
/mu/ 2 - 2 /cyber/
/k/ vs /pol/
/tg/ vs /tech/
/pone/ vs /leftypol/
/fit/ vs /baphomet/
STREAM @ HITBOX.TV/ICUP/
Group Stage tables at http://infinitycup.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_2016_Infinity_Cup
==JUST== cuck my canada up
We need to recoup
This board is dying, and so is Brendan.
JUST FUCK MY GENESIS UP
JUST
JUST
What did he mean by this?
2015 JUST passed
JUST
JUST US LEAGUE
The Just Us League needs help. It is recruiting people who got their shit fucked up. If you can find someone who seems fit for the League, post them here and we will be in contact.
JUUJ
This board is dead
I might just end it tonight
JUST
JUST
JUST…
just kill me
Traded in my PS3 for a Xbone
did it for FO4
FO4 is not even close to being as fun as Skyrim
now I want to play Skyrim
JUST FUCK MY COLOR PERCEPTION UP
>board background looks light yellow
>it's actually white
Does anybody else notice this?
JUST
Can someone help me fuck George's shit up?
DUDE
JUST
LMAO
Time and again the man was ruled by a foreign woman. When he was a young boy, he lost his pocket change: the bedrock for any developing estate. His money, his family, his shit, his career… everything was stolen from him.
Since ancient times, every relationship's leader has had the same idea. When people unite under one will, they become stronger than the sum of their parts. And what do rulers use to bring people together? Money.
This world will become one. I have found the way. Interests, workplace affiliations, emotional borders… even our faces will be irrelevant. The world that Afton envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make womankind whole again.
America is a country of liberty, a meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its' members live alongside others.
So Afton sought a system that used alimony… money, to control the wealth.
In her eyes, the greatest symbiotic parasite the world's ever known isn't microbial, it's financial. Money is what keeps relationships, our world, alive.
Free the world, not by taking men's lives, but by taking their money.
With this, I rid the world of infestation, sans $50K, the world will be torn asunder… and then, it shall be free.
The chain of alimony is what will truly bind this world together as one.
Les Enfants Terrible. Zero called it.
JUST DO IT! SHOT ME DOWN, AIM TO THE HEART ITS ALREADY BROKEN!
JUST sit on my 28 year old dick
JUST
SUCH A LUST FOR ALIMONY
WHOOOOOOOO
MAJOR
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Was playin some agar.io with the lads back at /r9k/, we made yout this
It was pretty hard to do tbqh so we hope you appreciate it. We love JUST fam
I AM THE DEMON ALI MONY, IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH "WAKE ME UP" THERE WILL BE ALIMONY IN YOUR FUTURE
Jeremy Renner Finalizes Divorce, Will Pay Sonni Pacheco $13K a Month in Child Support
>Signed, sealed, delivered. Jeremy Renner has finalized his divorce from his ex-wife, Sonni Pacheco, and will be paying her a good amount each month in child support.
>TMZ obtained legal documents on Tuesday, December 29, that revealed the terms and conditions of the nasty court battle. According to the site, Renner will be dishing out $13,000 a month in child support for his 2-year-old daughter, Ava. He and Pacheco will be sharing custody of their little girl.
>It was also revealed in the docs that if Renner, 44, makes more than $2.3 million a year, he will have to pay an additional five percent in child support. However, Renner's wife will get nothing in spousal support.
Anyone else having a brendan marathon to welcome in the new year? Currently watching the mummy while enjoying snacks such as just juice and just hummus
Someone get him the haircut
Pls
JUST
UNFUCK
JUST
JUST
So, I know someone who is abused by her husband and has one dependent. Their income combined or really just her husband's income is $20k a year. How much
JUST
is he going to give to his cucked wife?
Ugandan English
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugandan_English#Other_terms
>The adverb Just is often used at the end of the statement to express obviousness. Example: During a phone call, one would tell a friend, I am at home eating food, just.
JUST
DO YOU LOVE ME NOW AFTON?
JUST SPIN MY TRAITOR UP.
alimony song
#JUSTALIMONY
Stream
GET IN HERE https://cytu.be/r/JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP
The lineup is:
The Mummy
Journey to the Center of the Earth
George of the Jungle
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Blast From The Past
Encino Man
Inkheart
Bedazzled
Monkeybone
Dudley Do-Right
Furry Vengeance
I can change that if necessary.
$100,000 and up is not enough – even the 'rich' live paycheck to paycheck
JUST
Marguerita Cheng, a certified financial planner and CEO of Blue Ocean Global Wealth, has a client in the Washington, DC area who makes $450,000 to $600,000 a year but lives paycheck to paycheck. He spends a lot of it on keeping peace with his ex-wife.
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Close to half a million a year sounds like a lot, but he has to pay $8,000 per month to his ex-wife and both of their kids are in private high school. Four years of private high school cost $150,000.
“He basically uses his bonus to cover the private high school tuition,” Cheng said. “I understand that this is an extraordinary situation. I’ll share a saying that my dad taught me: ‘Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy peace.’ In this situation, sometimes you have to do what you have to do to keep an ex-spouse happy.”
Cheng’s client is not alone. Many Americans struggle to make-ends meet on six-figure paychecks – which by some are considered “upper income” or even rich.
The trend of Americans earning six-figure paychecks living from paycheck to paycheck grew during the 2008 recession from 21% to 30% in 2009, according to a CareerBuilder.com survey. A recent survey by SunTrust found that things have not improved much by 2015. About 25% of those making over $100,000 a year still live paycheck to paycheck.
The problem, say financial advisers, might be that the millennials are not used to earning such big paychecks and give in to buying urges. It’s also very likely that they think they have to maintain a certain lifestyle – keep up with the Joneses’ if you will, now that they make six figures.
For some, however, it could just be the added cost of their everyday necessities.
Some folks are living paycheck to paycheck because of lifestyle expenses. It’s not so much the flash
Marguerita Cheng, a certified financial planner
In DC, where many of Cheng’s clients live, its the everyday expenses that can quickly add up. They spend a couple of thousand on a nice house or condo to avoid a long commute and rely on take-out and eating out instead of cooking.
“Clients in DC don’t necessarily purchase flashy cars. A lot of it is housing, education and travel. The clients who spend $2,00o to $2,600 per month on dining are very busy professionals,” Cheng said. “Some folks are living paycheck to paycheck because of lifestyle expenses. It’s not so much the flash.”
When she first opened Ballou Plum Wealth Advisors in California, Lynn Ballou was advising a well-off couple who ate out three times a day, every day.
“They worked incredibly long hours but also, neither knew how to cook. Not even how to make toast!” Ballou said. “So I treated them to two thing: a basic cooking class for couples on the run and a cook book with Quick Recipes for two. They started saving so much by changing their habits, they were able to start fully funding their retirement plans and then soon after, started a family.”
Many “rich” people have problems accepting that they aren’t really that wealthy and the money will not last forever.
“A new client just bragged to me that he bought a one bedroom apartment in San Francisco recently for ‘only’ $535,000!” Ballou said. “If he were to be financing 75% of that with a 4.5% 30 year loan, that’s $2,033 a month. Add in another $600 or so per month for property taxes, and another $400 for dues, utilities and insurance, and you are paying about $3,000 to live in a ONE BEDROOM in SF! If you earn $100,000 a year, then you are paying 36% of your gross income for housing. That doesn’t leave much for food, clothing, transportation, healthcare, and heaven forbid, saving for the future. And even in the Bay Area, it’s not easy to find a job that pays $100,000.”
JUST
Merry JUSTmas, fam!
Title
>brendan fraser JUST dance
My dad was president 26 years ago. He's out of office and retired now. DC is his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have to be a Bush to be a neoconservative. Karl Rove is a neoconservative.
My brother was president too. He's invaded Iraq for his second time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking liberals. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfuckers.
knock knock
$400 MILLION
>Gibson's divorce was finalized on December 23, 2011, and the settlement with his ex-wife was said to be the highest in Hollywood history at over $400 million.
To put that into perspective, Brendan would have to pay alimony for 8000 months or 666.66666…6 years.
>In August 2011, Gibson settled with Grigorieva and she was awarded $750,000, joint legal custody and a house in Sherman Oaks, California until their three-year-old daughter Lucia turns 18.
DON'T
$50,000 EN DEUDA POR LA COCA
>SOLO CHINGAME EL CARTEL
hi my name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972) and I'm gay I cant stop sucking dicks also don't spit in the well some day you may have to drink from it. whichever direction the wagon tongue points, that's the way it goes. that's basic dialectics for you gay niggers
JUST
Tfw Brendan is moving next door to you
Look what I JUST found
Okay, so I was on the Wikipedia page for alimony and I see this. Which one of you did it?
JUST
We need a new Genre of metal called Just Metal. It's slowed down audio of Brenden crying over guitar riffs and drums.
Let's see how many of you can get this ancient reference.
JUST
Alphaomega alimony where their wives reptiles?
i trust these bitches as far as I can throw them
https://twitter.com/ReganFraser/status/450459999685607425
… Just….
J
U
S
T
!
Regan is Brendan's crazy brother
>ALIMONY
>ALLMYMONEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKfI_EyIIU8
>from 2 years ago
>they laugh and torment his cries for help
>dismiss his troubles entirely and make a clown show out of it
==JUST
What deal did Brendan make with the jew, /just/?
HAPPY 47TH BIRTHDAY BRENDAN
MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE
http://www.stariq.com/Main/Articles/P0002465.HTM
The stuff you find through Google is just…
Just rape my family fam
Daily reminder that Brendan Fraser pinned my mother down and forcibly inserted his misshapen penis into her rectum.
Daily reminder that he overpowered me(I was 11 at the time) and tied me up int he corner of my mother's bedroom and taped my eyes open.
Daily reminder that Brendan Fraser maintained eye contact with me the entire time, and at the moment of climax he gave me a knowing wink.
Daily reminder that he then dragged me over to my mother's vagina and used my hair to clean up his seed from the monstrous cream pie he gave my mother that was spilling out everywhere.
Daily reminder that as he was walking out of the room he spit onto a picture of my dead father that my mother had hanging up in her room.
Daily reminder that this all took place during the filming of Encino Man.
OC
Anyone want to JUST clean this up a little bit? I liked the idea a lot but am not too great at Gimp
Just advertise my shit up
Voicemails and conversations from Brendan
Spinoff from the first thread
IS THECHAMCHAM REALLY BRENDAN???
Macintosh Just
Would you watch the mummy slowed down about 500% just for him?
JUST
JUST FUCK MY /b/OARD UP
JUST CHECK 'EM
patriarchy fucked my shit up
WAKE ME UP
JUST WEEB MY SHIT UP.
Wife of Maimed Veteran Squanders £1 Million Compensation; Sues Him for More Money
Seven years ago, while serving in Afghanistan, Corporal Simon Vaughan volunteered to lead a reconnaissance patrol and was blown up by a Taliban bomb. He came so close to death that he was flown home with an obituary pinned to his bag.
Today, Simon still needs round-the-clock care. He is in a wheelchair and his speech is halting and indistinct. Yet despite everything, the accolade from his commanding officer cheers his mother. (…) Today, Simon still needs round-the-clock care. He is in a wheelchair and his speech is halting and indistinct.
[…]
Were it not for his implacable spirit, Simon might have perished. But Simon is a fighter, and his stubborn will and humour are undiminished — qualities he has needed during a court battle with his former wife, Donna, over money.
Lynne suspects that even as Simon fought for his life in intensive care, Donna ‘was working out how much would be paid out if he died’.
Then, on Valentine’s Day 2013, after ten years of marriage, a pregnant Donna, 33, walked out, taking their son. She didn’t even tell Simon she was leaving. In the messy aftermath, he tried to strangle himself. It later emerged that Donna had ‘squandered’ — in the words of Simon’s mother — a large part of the £1.1 million compensation money that was intended for his long-term care and rehabilitation.
She bought a bungalow in rural Shropshire for £295,000 without a survey, then found it was structurally unsound. It was demolished and rebuilt by her father, at a cost of £300,000, but still failed to meet building regulations.
By the time Donna took him to court in September, Simon’s compensation pot had been whittled down to £200,000. She was demanding almost all the money he had left, plus a one-third share in the bungalow, which was specially adapted for his needs — even though he was still paying the mortgage on their former home in Telford, which is in negative equity.
He must find £1,500 a month in maintenance for his children, aged 13 and two — payments he does not begrudge because ‘taking care of their needs was always my priority’. What rankles is a raft of further payments he must find. Donna was granted ownership of the house they had shared in Telford and Simon was ordered to pay her £30,000 to offset the negative equity on the property. Not only that, he had to give her another £10,000 for expenses such as buying a car.
Incredibly, he must pay her £84,163 legal bill and his own £28,615 court costs, and on top of that foot the £20,000 cost of putting right his new home — a sum he believes his former father-in-law, who built it, should have found.
Left with around £28,000 and unable ever to make more, he can no longer afford the thrice-weekly intensive physiotherapy sessions or the hydrotherapy and speech therapy that was improving his quality of life.
Simpsons knew.
Daily reminder that Frasergy will save the planet.
WHAT THE FUCK
I went to search because I wanted to see if I could find any info about his brothers on his Wiki page, and I swear to you guys this shit comes up.
FAMILY FILTER IS BLOCKING HIS RESULTS, FUCKING AFTON
I just caught my breath after a few seconds and tried the search again, and normal results came up.
Message to BO
I wanted to read the voicemail thread again, but it displays a white page for me. When I tried going to page 5, I got this message.
>Back pages are disabled to save on I/O write. Use the catalog to find threads on pages greater than 3.
JUST UNFUCK OUR SHIT
Let's play a game, /just/
It's my birthday on December 3rd. I hope you have something nice planned for me guys.
Love,
TheChamCham
Quinto Taringtingo on Brendan Fraser (from a recent interview):
> I think he’s fantastic. He’s my favorite alimony payer hands down, of my lifetime. He’s been awesome this past year. Especially the rapid, one-after-another-after-another-after-another aspect of it. It’s almost like take no prisoners. His he-has-to-give-a-shit-plus-50k-a-month attitude has just been so cool. Everyone always talks about these lame-duck divorced actors. I’ve never seen anybody end with this kind of ending. All the people who supported him along the way that questioned this or that and the other? All of their questions are being answered now.
/just/ 6 Month Anniversary
We owe Afton $300,000
>Brendan's court battle with Afton: March 2013
>Brendan's last tweet: 13 April 2013
Coincidence?
JUST
does this one have a just shop yet?
We got a get >>>/k/266666
JUS- …oh
wow
nice job Dan
can he help to unfuck Breadnan's shit?
A BOMB!
Intelligence indicates that you're behind the problems in Paris. From /v/.
STANDING
JUST
A-AAAAAAAH
BIGGEST CUCK OF THE UNIVERSE
JUST
A-AAAAAAAH
HE'LL PAY EVERY ONE OF US
(Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary alimony payments)
Branden's wife: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
(Only Mister Hans Goldstein, formerly his lawyer, has provided any explanation)
JUST
A-AAAAAAAH
FUCK HIS SHIT UP
When I wake up,
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up all alone.
When I go out,
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who cries and stays at home.
When I get drunk,
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who needs another loan.
And if I pay 'er,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's given it all to you.
But I would pay 500 dollars
And I would pay 500 more
Just to be the man who pay a thousand bucks
To fall down at your door
>watching a video where Afton speaks
>she sound just like Anita Sarkeesian
#NoBrendanNoMummy
TheChamCham is Brendan
the proper response to Afton
THE FINAL SOLUTION
TO THE ALIMONY PROBLEM
Hello there big guys!
A friendly message from /bane/, wishing you all the best and hoping that you'll keep flying good.
visit us at >>>/bane/ sometime, maybe we can collaborate on OC?
Just fuck my plane up
WITH NO SURVIVORS
CRUISE V FRASER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-3332742%2FWho-needs-young-gun-Tom-Cruise-53-choice-replace-Brendan-Fraser-46-Mummy-reboot.html
/just/'s waifu???
From /v/
just skate my shit up
posting individual webms because if I post all of them at once, I get server errors
Brendan Fraser with Martha Stewart, Halloween
Rather late with this but I believe that this is the latest view of Brendan Fraser.
He looks well and is enjoying himself, it was fun too see him like this.
>Fifty thousand Dollars used to live here, now it's a ghost town
ALIMONY
PAY UP, FAGGOTS
DONALD TRUMP IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN UNFUCK BRENDAN'S SHIT!
Have you ever had a dream where you JUST wished you could wake up?
JUST
JUST
JUST FUCK SUGARS SHIT UP!
END
THE
HIATUS
NOW!
What does Brendan do all day besides defending himself on IMDB?
David Cameron, Just...
UNFUCK HIS SHIT
>Release Date: 25 December 2017
"What kinda country you want fam?"
"Just jihad my shit up."
http://www.pacificfair.com.au/Stores/Just-Cuts
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>JUST FOR EVERYBODY!
>Cutting hair is what we do best! At Just Cuts™, even if you have your hair completely re-styled, the price remains the same at just $29.95.
I can't believe this is real. All I had to do was image search "just" and it was one of the first images. It's JUST too easy.
JIMMY "JUST" FALLON
>Jimmy Fallon looks downcast and disheveled arriving at his NYC apartment with his wife and daughter as rumors swirl about marriage troubles and out-of-control drinking - but minutes later he was all smiles for the camera
>Jimmy Fallon and his wife were was spotted looking glum - but as photographers gathered they were all smiles as they left their apartment
>'There's something to worry about,' a network insider tells Daily Mail Online
>Reports of Fallon is drinking to excess after a succession of alarming accidents multiply
The Tonight Show host injured himself for a third time in four months, sources claim.
>Last week he tumbled and cut his hand after dropping Jagermeister bottle
>Sources claim Fallon's marriage to Nancy Juvonen is strained
From /v/
Normies are feeling bad for Brendan Fraser
This guy, some famous buzzfeed reporter, posted this tweet 4 days ago. Shit, BrenBren is finally being recognized by the Normie community.
>The Law of /just/
>If you see a Fraser thread on cuckchan /tv/; just bump that shit up
>if you don't see a Fraser thread; just make a thread up
>if you see that thread deleted; just make another thread up
JUST STICKY THIS SHIT UP
>Wow! Aren't you Brendan Fraser?!
Huh? Y-yeah. I am.
> Oh my god! I'm a huge fan! Could I maybe get your autograph?
Really?.. I mean.. Sure! Anything for a fan! Here, I always carry a sharpie around..
>You've been served, Mr Fraser.
What? But I thought you wanted an autograph?.. what is this.. a summons to appear in cou… WHAT??? Oh god no.. She can't do this to me. Not again. I was JUST starting to get back on my feet! Please.. Please stop! Listen to me, please.. Can't you just tell them you couldn't find me? For the love of God, please… JUST take it back! You don't understand I got nothing left!.. PLEASE!
DON'T YOU
I'm new here...
So we all agree, pretty much definitively, that TheChamCham is Brendan Fraser, right?
>mfw the mummy reboot is gonna suck ass because they left Brendan out of it
fuck 'em, the plot sounds stupid as hell
not even worth torrenting tbh
NEW BOARD-TAN
Shall we call her Cuck-chan?
Can one of you photoshop masters give the CEO of Macy's a Gino cut?
ITT: Upcoming movies or TV shows we'd like to see Brendan in
UP THE ASS
JUST KNOCK MY SHIT OUT
Dear Brendan, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my phone, my e-mail, and my facebook at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got em
There probably was a problem with the info or somethin
Sometimes I put the fax info wrong when I type 'em
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up man, how's Afton?
My wife left me too, I'm about to be a cuck
If I have a daughter, guess what Imma call her?
Imma name her Lela
I heard about your payments, man Im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who divorced em
I know you havent heard this in a while but I'm your biggest fan
I even know your underground shit from Encino Man
I got a room full of ya posters and ya pictures, man
I liked the shit you did with Sandler, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
JUST to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is stan
Why doesn't Brendan flee the country? He could probably get asylum or at least hang out somewhere where the government doesn't care the feds want him to non-payment of alimony.
JUST BANKS MY SHIT UP
Brendan: You like Brendan Fraser and the Mummy?
Afton: Um, he's okay.
Brendan: His early work was JUST a little too childish for my taste. But when the mummy came out in '99, I think he really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole film has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of acting that really gives the film a big boost. He's been compared to Gino, but I think Brendan has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Afton: Hey, Brendan?
Brendan: Yes, Afton?
Afton: Why are there copies of the prenup all over the place? Do you… Do you have a wife? A little afton or something?
Brendan: No, Afton.
Afton: Is that a prenup?
Brendan: Yes, it is. In '01, Sommers released this; The mummy returns!, his most accomplished film. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Richard 'Rick' O'Connell". A role played so well, most people probably don't listen to the feelings. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of having a wife and an underground fault full of millions of dollars. It's also a personal statement about the alimony itself. Hey, afton!
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>Spurs star Tim Duncan has filed another lawsuit against a former financial adviser he contends has cost him millions of dollars in lost investments.
>The lawsuit filed last week claims Charles Banks of Atlanta urged Duncan to invest $1.1 million in a cosmetics company that Banks said was profitable when it was actually about to become bankrupt.
>The NBA star filed an initial lawsuit in January that contends a series of investments enriched Banks but ultimately caused Duncan more than $25 million.
>Duncan has said the losses came to light during a review of finances as part of his earlier divorce.
http://nba.nbcsports.com/2015/11/09/nba-star-duncan-says-ex-financial-adviser-cost-him-millions/
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History-making Olympian, engineer, surgeon...JUST
>Debi Thomas: Former Ice-Skating Olympic Champion Now Living in Bed-Bug Infested Trailer
>Debi Thomas used to be a renowned figure skater and a surgeon. Now, she's broke and unemployed.
You know your JUST when you're a black woman whose best option is living in the Appalachian mountains
Today's payday and I realized something, /just/.
I make good money, great money, even. But it would still take me literally ==years== to afford a single one of Brendan's alimony payments.
Years, for one month.
Just to keep a bitch of an ex-wife in shoes.
I've paid alimony.
Time after time.
I am divorced.
No money to dine.
And bad wives -
I've married a few.
I've had my share of lawyers spit in my face
Nothing left to do
(Shoulda got a prenup! prenup! prenup!)
Just fuck my shit up, my friend,
I'll keep paying alimony, 'til the end.
Just fuck my shit up.
Just fuck my shit up.
No time to live life
So just fuck my shit up, no prenup.
I've lost my hair
And all of my pride
You took all my money and everything that goes with it
And now I cry
There is no court room for me
Can't keep my money
Please just let me live my life
It's not even funny.
(Shoulda got a prenup! prenup! prenup!)
Just fuck my shit up, my friend,
I'll keep paying alimony, 'til the end.
Just fuck my shit up.
Just fuck my shit up.
No time to live life
So just fuck my shit up…No prenup.
>>>/tv/177777
>yfw we got quints
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From cuckchan:
>guitarfag here. happy friday :) http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6ET4C1sN5
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50,000 BERRIES A MONTH
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2 million viewers a night
Jimmy Fallon
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http://kdvr.com/2015/10/30/carjacker-who-led-long-chase-on-live-tv-to-be-sentenced/
Trick or treat, smell my feet. Gimmie something good to eat. If you don't I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.,,,
JUST REST IN PEACE
>At about 11 a.m. ET on Friday (October 30, 2015), our beloved actor Brendan Fraser passed away. Brendan Fraser was born on December 3, 1968 in Indianapolis. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please show your sympathy and condolences by commenting on and liking this page.”
J-J-JUST keep him safe, lord
JUSTice league
JUST MESS MY STUFF UP, EH
JUST
JUST FUCK MY GOAT UP
Anybody want to just fix his eyes up?
SOMEBODY
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What kinna treatment you want fam?
What??
THE MAZE IS ONE THING
BUT YOU KIDS WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAY OUT IN THE SKARCH!!!!!!
You're a dead board.
Does it bother anyone else that you can't spell "justice" without "just"?
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/10/16/have-you-seen-brendan-fraser-lately-3593858
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WAKE ME UP
$18 TRILLION
The Sun
Fuck it up. Hard.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the divorce court tomorrow.
JUST
hello everyone… we're justin and the shitfuckers
Greetings mall-goers, >>>/blart/ here
Just doing my rounds, looking out for any unscrupulous goings-on.
Anything to report?
does anyone have the edit of the guy from until dawn? along with the prank my ebin cock bro thread?
50,000 BP A MONTH
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>UK Brendan Fraser
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the plot, less on the drama
>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things
>US Brendan Fraser
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating ex-wives like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his films are from UK BF, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>JUST
>Afton blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the men should pay at any given month
>feels like reality TV
Why are US Brendan Fraser films so terrible?
does he deserve it?
JUST STORYTELL MY SHIT
Pick one
>Recently widowed and alcoholic O'connell is forced out of retirement to face a foe of the past Imhoteph in Beni's body
or
>Mummy reboot with Hayley Atwell as Evey
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TEST
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The Fam Fite
>Googled Brendan Fraser
>See pic related 1
>The Fam Fite
>Click on it
>See pic related 2
>No other information about it
>Not on IMBD or listed in Brendan Fraser's filmography
What is 'The Fam Fite'?
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Alimony (Paid Out)
Afton's lawyers all bearing down on me
I can feel their blue hands touching me
Alimony 50k a month
Alimony payments will one day swallow me whole
And paid out again and paid out
This shit will just fuck me up
These bills and the strain I am under
Be a washed up actor, no real gigs now
Before I will go under
And paid out again and paid out again
Red eyes, bald head
Scream as I fight for life
I can feel death, can see it’s beady eyes
Alimony 50k a month
Alimony payments will one day swallow me whole
And paid out again and paid out again
Just fuck my shit up
Just fuck my shit up
JUST
JUST BACKSTAB MY SHIT UP.
$7.3 BILLION
JUST
רק לדפוק את החרא שלי
JUST FRENCH MY MEME UP
you are all a bunch of SICK FUCKS!
my bro does NOT have that hair, you are a bunch of fucking jealous losers who wishes you could be as famous as Brendan.
WAKE ME UP
even the economy pays alimony
JUST
DRAKE ME UP
Templates
Hey anons. I am wanting to make some edits but haven't figured much out on gimp yet. Can any of you guys post some templates ITT? Things that would be helpful
>hair (obviously)
>whole face and hair shot
>just his eyes on template
Please and thank you
New day, new OC
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>See an article on the internet about famous men crying
>Get an urge to fuck their shit up and save the image
Help. My life has been reduced to fucking people's shit up
CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
SEPARATION, NO PRENUP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>His marriage lasted just a year and he now pays £4,000 every month in child support.
The meme magic is spreading, /just/!
In this thread: Just dubs
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Came across this video
Meme magic is slowly working, people want Brendan back.
#OperationUnFuckHisShit
>Alex Jones was legally divorced from his Jewish wife Kelly Jones/Violet Nichols on March 23, 2015. Kelly/Violet filed for divorce from Alex Jones on December 18, 2013, and has been engaged in bitter litigation against him ever since. As part of the divorce settlement, Alex Jones was court ordered to deed the family house (valued at $900k) to Kelly/Violet as well as sign a promissory note payable to Kelly/Violet in the amount of $2.7 million (Kelly/Violet also owns an additional house valued at $1 million).
FILTER
DUDE BAD GATEWAY LMAO
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An Unhappy Union: Marriage and the State
crossposting from >>>/liberty/8959
>The Fifth Amendment guarantees that “No person shall … be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law” does not prevent family courts from jailing parents on civil contempt for weeks, months, or even years without trial. In December 2003, in response to a letter from the American Civil Liberties Union, a Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, judge freed some one hundred prisoners who had been incarcerated without due process for allegedly failing to pay child support. The fathers were sentenced with no notice given of their hearings and no opportunity to obtain legal representation. ACLU lawyer Maila Brink says courts across Pennsylvania routinely jail such men for civil contempt without proper notice or in time for them to get lawyers. Fathers relate the hearings typically lasted between thirty seconds and two minutes, during which they are sentenced to months in jail or prison. … Nothing indicates that Pennsylvania is unusual … one hundred such prisoners in each of the America’s 3,000 counties is by no means unlikely.
>In South Carolina, where Walter Scott was killed for running away from a cop trying to arrest him for being behind on his child support, a full one-eighth of the inmates were jailed over child support arrearages. Many of these child support judgments are simply absurd. As The New York Times reported that, “A 2007 Urban Institute study of child support debt in nine large states found that 70 percent of the arrears were owed by people who reported less than $10,000 a year in income. They were expected to pay, on average, 83 percent of their income in child support.” Some cases are even more of a farce. One man was ordered to pay $30,000 in child support for a child who wasn’t his and a 15 year old boy was ordered to pay child support to the 34 year old woman who statutorily raped him. And it can happen to women too.
https://mises.org/library/unhappy-union-marriage-and-state
After we're done ending the War on Drugs, can we end the War on Brendan?
OC
Carolina Gregori de Moraes Rego
This guy has made half a dozen Brendan Fraser tribute videos in the past two years.
He even made a Brendan Fraser Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unofficially-but-Fabulously-Brendan-Fraser-Fans/150555381655828
Read the descriptions of his videos
>A tribute for the most exciting, hot, handsome, talented, intelligent and nice actor in hollywood; Brendan Fraser.
WASSAP
ALIMONY
ALIMONY
ALIMONY
In celebration on /bane/'s one year anniversary, there will be a stream.
So, is JUSTposting doomed to live under the shadow of baneposting forever? I feel that Brendan's face and the whole story behind his marriage has enough potential to become huge, but baneposting is just something else. They got an entire fucking music album.
Do you think JUSTposting is a fad? Will it lose its oomph or will it stand the test of time?
I AM……. IN A WORLD…………. OF ALIMONY!!!
>tfw you got permabanned from cuckchan for having 60 previous bans
Does anyone remember based Daenna?
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Favourite youtube channels
What are your
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I saw Brendan Fraser at a divorce lawyers in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to fuck his shit up or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you JUST DID NOW?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST? JUST? JUST?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my divorce, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my divorce up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen alimonies in his hands without paying.
His ex-wife at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay those.” At first he kept pretending to be fucked up and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the alimonies and started paying it multiple times, she stopped him and told him he needed to pay them each individually “to prevent any jewish infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he payed each alimony and put them in a bag, she started to say the price and he kept interrupting her by getting his shit fucked up really loudly.
BARK
BEHOLD MORTALS I HAVE BECOME JUXFUX, PERSONIFICATION OF ALL THE FUCKED UP SHIT IN YOUR WORLD, NOW BEND YOUR KNEE OR I'LL FUCK YOU ALL SHIT UP RIGHT NOW, AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO PUT AN ALIMONY ON ME, THAT HUMAN TRICKERY CAN NOT PHASE ME ANYMORE.
ONLY TRIPS CAN STOP ME NOW.
JUST do the math
Who is in charge of math on /just/
>50 thousand dollars per month
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser
>In early 2013, Fraser petitioned the courts for a reduction of his alimony and child support payments, asserting that he was unable to meet the annual obligation of $900,000; his ex-wife, in turn, accused Fraser of hiding financial assets.
>900,000 divided by 12
>75,000
He pays $75,000 in pure just fuck my shit up every month, not $50,000.
Hey guys, what my fuck?
What kinda seasoning you want?
(SMH WAKE ME UP)
JUST WAKE MY SHIT UP FAM
(TBH I CANT WAKE UP)
So I was watching The Mummy the other day and when the credits finally rolled, I realized it totally skipped that one scene.
You know, where O'Connell faces the legendary, lifetime curse of El I-Mony.
Does anyone else remember that part? Was that just a deleted scene? Was it (in?) one of the sequels?
JUST
Afton sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper. Take back everything that we've paid.
Gino… I'm already a demon.
FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS?
How many refugees u want fam?
>brendan fraser film comes on tv
>it ain't me starts playing
JUST Klonoa pls
SOMEBODY
>star wars theme starts playing
So /just/, how long until Brendan fucks up Afton?
>Hey Brendan, my man! How's my favorite client doing?
>Yeah I know it's been a while. Listen, listen, Universal's putting together this big budget, action-adventure-slash-comedy thing. And they're looking for a leading man.
>Uh-huh. Lotta money in it.
>Yeah, they'd pay extra for stunt work. And you know the best part? They say they're going after the /just/ demographic.
>So I was wondering who you'd recommend for the role.
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Megan Fox may have to pay alimony to her ex husband
Source: http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2015082626969/megan-fox-spousal-support-brian-austin-green/
Looks like it's opposite day huh.
==JUST==?
HOTWHEELS?
It is too late for me now.
How's your teeth today?
Is there even any fucking point shopping her "hair" jfc
JUST
JUST
WAKE ME UP
This is now a /leftypol/ board.
brendanfraser.com
Looks really old, I first saw it today when checking out Brendan's wikipedia page.
Can we have a JUST megathread with a collection of all the JUST pictures made?
JUST
I had no idea Brendan was in a film with Bin Al-Fliq. Pay special attention to the song at 3:00
Can someone fuck her shit up?
>wake up
>no finale because an amerinegro decided to chimp
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"Just fuck my shit up, Mr. Fredrickson."
(Apologies if someone's already done this.)
BRENDAN HAS A NEW ACTING ROLE
WE DID IT /JUST/
THE END OF AFTON IS HERE! ANTIMONY WILL SURELY DESTROY HER!
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JUST JEW MY MOVIE UP
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Well, I find this funny. That's the main thing.
JUST FUCK MY REALITY UP
Let's say we pull a /bane/ and warp reality to make our meme into reality. How does it manifest? How does Brendan get his shit unfucked?
His wife suddenly croaks and leaves him all the money she took from him in her will?
Hollywood gets nuked and Canadian actors have to fill the void?
Texas Rising starts his triumphant return to the limelight and we get a new Mummy trilogy?
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MURDER
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>>>/sp/200711
Cuckchan /tv/'s 30mil get is coming up, care to join /sp/ for some good old GETball?
hahahahahahahah
This is great.
Prepare for battle, here we go again with bloodshed. Yet another conflict, upon which our very lives depend. A chosen warrior of faith, strong-willed with a goofy-looking face. Gods lift his curse so that he'll fight for us again. Help lift this burden and shine your light upon our darkened land. We pass no judgement, in some ways you're a very handsome man. Please, ease this torment he endures. Erase the pain that holds him captive to his superficial ways.
There's a hero that fights with the strength of a hundred men, the stuff of legend. His valor unmatched by any mortal man. (Brendan Fraser) Let his voice be carried on the wind, may the oceans sing his song on golden waves. (Praise be to his name) Let the gods look down and bless this land until the end of time. Forever, Brendan Fraser on our side…
Frasergy - noun - A unit of measurement used to calculate the amount of energy within a particular Brendan Fraser performance.
Films such as The Mummy, Airheads and Bedazzled rank very high on this scale; while other, frankly most of his other films, score very low on this scale. While the true power of a unit of Frasergy is still shrouded in mystery, the scientific community agrees that it's potential is practically limitless. Alternative fuel sources, advanced weaponry, genetic engineering… these are just a few of the real-world applications believed to be harnessing Frasergy today. At this present time, only synthetic Frasergy is available for experimentation. The only source for true, organic Frasergy lies within the stem cells of it's creator… Brendan Fraser. Who, at this point, has yet to share his gift with the rest of the world.
Let this be a lesson to all who wish to conquer our fair land. This, our secret weapon: god-like power within a normal man. Don't you see? The curse was nothing more than insecurity. True power, unrivaled… only Fraser holds the key.
There's a hero that fights with the strength of a hundred men, the stuff of legend. His valor unmatched by any mortal man. (Brendan Fraser) Let his voice be carried on the wind, may the oceans sing his song on golden waves. (Praise be to his name) Let the gods look down and bless this land until the end of time. Forever, Brendan Fraser on our side…
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JUST SPAM SHITTY MEMES UP
JUST FUCK
We're gonna go down there right?
Keep the fire burning for me boys. I feel like my second big break is coming very soon, and I pray every night for your individual life successes too.
Forever yours ~ Big B
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
JUST FUCK MY TRIPCODE UP
So who do you think Afton is fucking right now?
=OH SHIT ALIMONY
HOL UP
JUST
30 MILLION PER A MONTH
>It's almost a year since Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself at his home in Tiburon, California.
>But his deep depression and money woes, two of the factors that may have contributed to his death, are again front and centre due to a clip from one of his last movies, Boulevard, that is doing the rounds.
>He is said to have paid out some $30 million in alimony to his two ex-wives: Valerie Velard, whom he was with from 1978 until 1988, and is the mother of his son Zachary, 31; and Zac's nanny Marsha Garces, to whom he was married from 1989 to 2008, They shared Zelda, 26, and Cody, 23.
>He had been trying to sell his 600-acre ranch in the Napa Valley near San Francisco to raise much-needed funds for two years before his death.
>According to a family friend quoted by Radar Online: 'All he could talk about were serious money troubles…
ROBIN WILLIAMS: "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP"
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/bane/poster here, wondering about something
Do you guys think that the JUST meme being prematurely posted to knowyourmeme has hurt its memetic potential in a way? Baneposting is something that endured being attempted by normies and lived past it. Usually memes are posted to knowyourmeme after they've been absorbed by normies- it's after that that corporations attempt to use the meme in advertising. Being posted on that kind of site is essentially a sign that a meme is on its way out. JUST was posted there very quickly after it was born. It's as if someone wanted to kill it very quickly. Afton did it.
BUST
fresh webm just for you
#fraserwave
>Ultra-hot pornstar Rebecca Linares doing an interview
>"What is your wildest fantasy? The craziest thing you can ever think of doing for sex?"
>"I wish sometimes that someone famous I really like a lot is coming for fuck! Call me Brendan Frasier!"
skip to 14:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFa7GtPI6Z8
Let's make this happen, /just/.
CUCK IN, NOW CUCK OUT
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHO YOU'RE GONNA CUCK NOW?
Regan Fraser, Brendan's fucked up brother
>Brendan Fraser's riding high with his new movie "The Mummy" while his brother Regan is down and out, broke and homeless – and he says the Hollywood hunk won't lift a finger to help him.
>"I've hit rock bottom and my brother is a superstar, yet he acts like I'm not even alive," declared older brother Regan, 35, in an exclusive ENQUIRER interview.
>"I don't have enough money to buy food and I sleep on park benches in the seediest part of Hollywood while Brendan is living like a king only a few miles away."
>""The final blow came last September when Brendan married Afton Smith. Brendan and Afton sent invitations to hundreds of friends and all our family, but I wasn't on the guest list."
>comments section: Of course, the best thing about this story was the pictures - Brendan's bro is totally balding…..paging recent blind item about a hair-plugged movie star…hmmm.
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.gossip.celebrities/G_1Hw_m19pM
>Yep, only if I really know you and you ask nicely, I am Brendan Fraser's bro.
https://twitter.com/reganfraser
IS THIS SOME KIND OF KARMA?
WHY IS BRENDAN FOLLOWING REGAN'S PATH?
You turned my life into hell
And made me mentally unwell
Laughed at me as my hair fell
And got your alimony
I’d trade my soul for a role
Pennies and dimes for a smash
But now you’re taking all my cash
With your damn alimony
My scalp is balding
Shit fucked
Age is showing
No work
Funds you’re blowing
Shit so fucked from alimony!
Hey you destroyed me
And made me crazy
But here's my monthly
Alimony
It's hard to afford, work is patchy
But here's my savings
Alimony!
Hey, I was once cool
And now I’m crazy
But here's my pay check
Alimony!
And all the directors
Who tried to cast me
I made them all cry
But still no movie!
Take the shirt right off my back
James Cameron never calls me back
In Hollywood I may as well be black
JUST fuck my shit with alimony!
I beg and borrow and steal
It’s not a wig, I swear it's real
I didn't know it would fuck my shit
But it's Alimony
My bald spot showing
Red eyes
Skin was bloated
No hat
Wind was blowing
How will I pay this alimony?
Hey, you divorced me
And this is crazy
But here's some money
So cold and hungry
I want to scream at you, Afton baby
Just fuck my shit up!
With alimony!
Before you came into my life
My life was so rad
My life was so rad
My shit was so so rad
Before you twisted that knife
My life was real fab
And you should know that
My shit was so so rad, rad, fab, rad….
I want to scream at you, Afton baby
Just fuck my shit up!
With alimony!
Hey you divorced me
And made me crazy
So here's my god damn
Alimony
It's hard to afford, work is patchy
But here's my testes
Alimony!
Before you twisted that knife
My life was real fab
My shit was so rad
My shit was so so rad
Before you twisted that knife
My life was real fab
And you should know that
JUST, alimony
DASHCON 2015
>http://dashcon--2015.tumblr.com/post/121095929606/event-schedule
>5PM- Brenden Frasier Q&A: no explanation necessary
post yfw tumblr trolls are saving brendan's shit
Post here faggots.
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[Post here faggots.
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Have you paid the alimony yet, mateys?
it's a tough bill to pay! The alimony was founded in 2007 by Brendan Fraser, who presents the attached image.
Forget red, brown and blue pills, alimony is the way of the future.
Image related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Pay the alimony today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses, brown pills are for furfags. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal.
guess who I met today!