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Fraser-Simulator Round 9 - We just shitposted a thread to death in under 2 hours edition

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

Round #6: >>14591

Round #7: >>15931

RapidShitpost: >>17203

That was a fun shitposting session. Good lads.

R: 53 / I: 26 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_known_as_the_Just

>can't edit the article anymore

JUST FUCK MY VANDALISM UP

R: 6 / I: 3 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

JUST

R: 8 / I: 14 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

brenaissance '19 continues

DC UNIVERSE | DOOM PATROL EXTENDED TRAILER

R: 306 / I: 352 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

UNJUSTENING STREAM

The day is soon upon us where Brendan Fraser will pay his final $50,000, his final alimony cheque and that day is 31st January. To celebrate, /just/ hosts a stream of some Brendan classics:

https://cytu.be/r/UNJUST

R: 37 / I: 23 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Sam Hyde

Is this the ultimate JUST of the 2010s if not the 21st century?

>begs adult swim for 10 years for a show

>finally gets show

>"Forgets" to hide his powerlevel on social media while tweeting /pol/tier shit

>Buzzfeed and several other media outlets pick up on this

>spin Sam's social media into world peace being an "alt-right" show

>Journalists put major pressure on Adult Swims parent company turner broadcasting system

>Turner puts pressure on Adult Swim

>Adult Swim pulls show for fear of hosting a "neo-nazi, alt-right show"

>Sam spirals into a depression

>gets obese and stops taking care of himself

>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust

>Sam on his own now is putting out the laziest shittiest content of his life because of depression

>Fucks trannies

>Fucks dudes

>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's

>Withheld payment from people very close to him

>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes

>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex

R: 9 / I: 3 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

JUST

R: 19 / I: 11 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

JUST

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Brendan's Bollywood film

https://thechamcham.blogspot.com/2019/02/line-of-descent-first-trailer.html?m=1

Who here is hyped?

R: 13 / I: 10 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Now that Brendan can afford a better agent and publicist, what new franchises will we see him in soon?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JUST,_Inc.

JUST FUCK MY EGGS UP

R: 19 / I: 20 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

show me a cat that looks more JUSTed than this

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Woman hits herself to 'frame husband for domestic violence' | A Current Year Affair New Cuckstralia

>New Cuckstrialian man marries crazy gold digger

>drains all his affirmative action money on expensive crap

>gets tired of getting sucked dry and secretly contacts lawyers

>crazy gold digger finds out

>JUSTS his house up and punches her self in the face to frame husband

>police just believe wamman as usual

>arrest the justed man

>police help crazy gold digger loot his house

>he could face up to 7 years in prison

>elevator camera caught her punching her self in the face

>justed man gets freed

>charge for making such a false police report is up to 7 years in prison

>but of course shes a wamman so the police drop charges

>crazy gold digger flees and faces no justice

>justed man now has to live in a tiny apartment to pay off his massive debts

JUST

>comment section disabled

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Is he back?

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Other forms of alimony

>Child support (18 years)

>Student loans (10 years)

>Mortgage payments (30 years)

>Car payments (6 years)

>Tax liens (Unlimited)

What other forms of long term financial JUSTing can you think of? Have you experienced any, /just/?

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

JUST FUCK THE CHIEFS AND SAINTS SHIT UP

R: 44 / I: 15 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

The biggest JUSTing in history has... just unfolded

Jeff Bezos of Amazon got justed for HALF of everything he owns, including Amazon.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

With Brendan finally getting UnJUSTED, how about a thread about those JUST'd that managed to UnJUST themselves. First up, Mad Mel: after the jews and his bitch ex-wife ruined his life and career, he managed to make a comeback, completely BTFO'd his ex in the courts and will BTFO the jews again with The Passion 2.

R: 61 / I: 24 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

>Alimony will end on 31st January 2019

The day is near

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Courtney of /v/

R: 21 / I: 13 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

HE'S FREE

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Dave Foley the Original JUST?

>Marry crazy bipolar bitch

>She divorces you at the peak of your career, thus sealing in the maximal amount of sweet sweet alimony bux

>Have career downturn

>Court says you owe 400% of your monthly income in alimony and child support

>Face jail time while alimony debts will still accrue every month

>Be exiled to burgerland

>If you return to your home country you'll be thrown in prison if you can't come up with half a million in back alimony

What say you, was Dave Foley the original

JUST?

R: 4 / I: 5 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

FEBRUARY 1ST, 2019

BRENDAN FRASER'S ALIMONY HAS ENDED

R: 43 / I: 46 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 49, 53, 42, 66, 100 = 310 (5d100)

Is… is he pregnant?

How will we name the baby?

R: 3 / I: 4 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

>be me

>started watching more recent anime

>sub groups are now using ebonic colloquialisms and slang when adding english subtitles

first they eat the world around me

and then they eat the one thing i have left

R: 751 / I: 744 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Fraser Simulator: "Shitpost this thread to death before February" edition

To honor our great hero, Brendan Fraser, we're doing a rapid shitposting version where we all spam the shit out of the thread with rolls and random images.

tl;dr: Follow pic related and get >490 to unfuck everyone's shit. We're filling this bread up to 750 before February hits, aussie style. January 31, 2019 is the last day Brendan has to pay alimony to his wicked alimony vampire ex-wife.

R: 62 / I: 23 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

LMAO

R: 751 / I: 569 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Fraser-Simulator Round 7

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

Round #6: >>14591

There are no winning rolls in any of the previous threads.

R: 55 / I: 41 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

(587) 838-2569

ITT: Messages from Brendan's voicemail

R: 16 / I: 7 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

i unironically don't know what the fuck "the chamcham" refers to

R: 5 / I: 4 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Boku no JUST Academia

>17 pages

>16 pages

>15 pages

>14 pages

>13 pages (you are here)

>12 pages

>11 pages

>10 pages

>9 pages

>8 pages

>axe

>crippling depression

>abandons manga and drawing

>stops working

>homeless

>sudoku

Yet another victim of Shueisha.

Welcome to Weekly Shonen JUST.

R: 8 / I: 7 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

>thots who sell nudes on snapchat are getting reported to the IRS for tax fraud

>feminists and soyboys are all up in arms crying muhsogyny because they don't want sluts to pay their taxes

>IRS is actually paying people to snitch on these whores

JUST AUDIT MY SHIT UP

R: 21 / I: 5 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

You think JUSTice is your ally? You merely adopted the JUST. I was born in it, molded by it.

R: 272 / I: 148 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Stream

GET IN HERE https://cytu.be/r/JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP

The lineup is:

The Mummy

Journey to the Center of the Earth

George of the Jungle

Looney Tunes Back in Action

Blast From The Past

Encino Man

Inkheart

Bedazzled

Monkeybone

Dudley Do-Right

Furry Vengeance

I can change that if necessary.

R: 20 / I: 6 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

The 8chan Cup 4

GREETINGS /just/

The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group G, with /ausneets/, /ita/, and /unna/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/

For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

R: 24 / I: 13 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Chris Hansen -

His wildly popular “To Catch a Predator” series debuted in 2004 and featured Hansen repeatedly busting unsuspecting sexual predators with undercover sting operations.

The show made Hansen a hero to legions, but fans who contributed to his Kickstarter began calling the fund-raiser a fraud soon after it missed deadlines to deliver their swag.

Hansen was arrested in Connecticut Monday for allegedly bouncing checks to a mom and pop retailer who sold him $13,000 worth of marketing mugs, T-shirts and vinyl decals.

Beyond that, Hansen has been the subject of multiple financial claims filed in Connecticut over the last few years.

A complaint filed by American Express in 2015 said Hansen owed the company $57,931.72 for overdue charges on his card. The lawsuit remained active with no resolution as of November, according to the online case file.

Last May, credit company Ally Financial filed paperwork claiming Hansen borrowed more than $65,000 to buy a 2014 Corvette convertible and started defaulting on his monthly payment of $1,162.08 starting in November 2017.

A separate court order issued in May said Hansen’s house in Stamford was the subject of a “strict foreclosure,” not a sale, with an outstanding debt of $1,074,689.73.

Records show the home is now owned by a bank

Another marriage bites the dust — this time for To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen. The disgraced TV star’s wife of 30 years, Mary Joan, filed for divorce from her deadbeat husband on June 5, 2018.

In the documents obtained by Radar, Mary Joan claimed: “The marriage has broken down irretrievably.” In addition to alimony, Mary Joan is also requesting “a fair division of property and debts.”

The estranged duo has been living in Connecticut with their two sons.

J U S T

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

JUST monkey

I have found a JUST monkey

Which monkey is better looking?

https://www.tmz.com/2018/12/28/chris-brown-capuchin-monkey-charges-not-mine-royalty/

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

JUST

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ILL HAVE TO LIVE OFF RICE-A-RONI GOING BROKE LIVING IN THE CUCK SHED

NOW IM LOOKING KINDA DUMB WHILE MY FEELINGS GOING NUMB AND IVE LOST ALL THE HAIR ON MY FOREHEAD

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 57, 22, 75, 65, 50 = 269 (5d100)

When will this JUSTning end, anons?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

JUST

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

CUT MY DEAL INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MYSELF BLEEDING

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

R: 19 / I: 9 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Is he coming back?

R: 349 / I: 332 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

New game: LawBreakers™

H-hey have you gxys heard of my new game, "LawBreakers™"?

Its really good, you should check it out. B-but you have to be #SkilledAF to play it

-t Cucky B

https://beyond-gaming.net/2017/09/11/lawbreakers-player-count-drops-50/

R: 13 / I: 8 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

>be me

>laying the ground work for an 8/10 coffee shop cutie

>coworker of hers also 8/10 practically jumps in and starts a massive convo with me giving me eyes and nervously but cutely making talk with me

>a challenger approaches

>she talks all about her favourite things eagerly continuing the convo dragging my attention to her

<she must like me right?

>on my out I ask her out no doubt in front of original girl

>sorry anon I actually have a bf

maximum just

R: 19 / I: 9 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw all the countless shitposts

>tfw karma has finally caught up to me

is this cosmic JUSTice ?

R: 46 / I: 77 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

JUST logos

Logos and images from the corporate world.

R: 4 / I: 4 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Brendan...

BRENDAN!

I still haven't gotten the check for December, don't make me call the lawyer again!

Brendan call me back immediately!

*Click*

R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 29, 96, 75, 31, 71 = 302 (5d100)

Brendan gets new.role in Doom Patrol!

http://www.justjared.com/2018/08/22/brendan-fraser-to-play-robotman-in-doom-patrol-series/

R: 7 / I: 3 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

why does he look so JUSTed?

R: 31 / I: 17 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

The Secret of Karma

More info and pics about this ridiculous new Fraser flick, finally set to release this year.

>The Secret of Karma is a message from the other side.

>It is a Guide on how to be Happy, Healthy and Wealthy.

>Isn’t that what we all really want?

>This is a real story about a man who died and came back with a complete memory of the other side and with a secret message.

>Marcia Cross of TV’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and Brendan Fraser of MUMMY and GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE are your guides as you travel in time to the other side

Director: https://www.instagram.com/milan_friedrich/

Trailer: https://www.cineserie.com/movies/1387458/video/1432397/

(the other thread sucks, has dead trailer as OP image)

R: 163 / I: 61 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 58, 6, 31 = 213 (5d100)

>at friends bd party

>met qt3.14

>flirt

>she likes it flirts with me

>only grill in her circle of friends (ravers)

>they all look at me like I'm satan, get jealous as fuck try to hide it though

>I just wanna cuddle w her

>it isn't happening because of her fucking cockblocking jealous male friends

>later

>write her some stuff on messenger

>replies instantly, but I'm tired as fuck so I don't ask her out

>ffw a week, today it is saturday

>click her on messenger, no reply

What is she doing who is she with these questions come to mind.

She has a really beautiful name. Ajda

What do, /just/ ?

R: 10 / I: 9 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 78, 88, 51, 91, 65 = 373 (5d100)

Why don't you /just/ have a

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

JUS-

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Just

Dice rollRolled 98, 79, 76, 4, 40 = 297 (5d100)

What did they mean by this?

Did they predict this board?

R: 27 / I: 19 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

The Unjustables

ITT we compile a list of the unjustables.

An exceptional group of men, whom despite having every single reason to have been justed into the dirt, they have, and will never be..

JUSTED

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Imagine being forced to dress like a catgirl and talk about video games to earn a living. I like to Imagine If I was her bf and forced her to dress like that for videos and for when I fuck her, while I would remind her I can easily get a younger woman if she ever refuses me.

R: 9 / I: 3 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

what brought you to 8cham?

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

JUST

U

S

T

R: 18 / I: 7 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Happy 50th Birthday Brendan

Happy birthday brendo

R: 14 / I: 3 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

JUST MY LIFE INTO PIECES

R: 52 / I: 40 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

ITT:

JUST for women.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

R: 13 / I: 4 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Everybody just my fuck my shit up

its time to cham now

we got a real just going now

welcome to the spacecham

you were married now your damned now

alimoney going into overdrive

just fuck me up im the cham in the

spacecham

R: 751 / I: 583 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Fraser-Simulator MK6: The ride has only begun edition

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Fuck my shit up if you dar

I am invincible i challenge any of you dickheads to try take down my youtube channel because its impossible i am unstopable i will fuck your shit up if you dare come at me mfers

https://youtu.be/Pc1vbV29NXs

R: 38 / I: 18 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

JUST embarrass my shit up in front of my entire family, fam

>reddit fag

>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?

>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him

>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass

>calls 9/11

>paramedics burst in his room

>his mom and sisters walk in as well

>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass

>the porn is still playing in the background

>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed

>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass

>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed

>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection

>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"

>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it

>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents

>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass

>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it

Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

what's the truth about the american tap water? is it inert, or does it really contribute to JUSTing?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 14, 65, 19, 96, 5 = 199 (5d100)

JUST FUCK MY TOWER UP

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

I callenge you to fuck my shit up

I am invincible i challenge any of you dickheads to try take down my youtube channel because its impossible i am unstopable i will fuck your shit up if you dare come at me mfers

https://youtu.be/Pc1vbV29NXs

R: 12 / I: 5 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Post JUSTed up Genetics.

Just the most mixxed and weirdest looking creations out of the USA.

Also rate.

R: 4 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 15, 69, 51, 15, 76 = 226 (5d100)

Here's some shitty low quality OC since I don't know how to adjust size since smartphones and I are so retarded and large.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

if you threw a party

for everyone that JUSTed you

you would see the biggest JUST would be from me

and the card attached would say

just fuck my shit up fam

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>could have bought some comfy wooded land and a van or caravan ATH

>still at my parents

>31

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

JUST FUCK MY CHAN UP

Looks like Hiroshimoot is splitting up halfchan for maximum shekels, lads. Prepare for an onslaught of refugees from his wreckage of an imageboard.

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

The Plague of Justinian (541–542 AD) was a pandemic that afflicted the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, especially its capital Constantinople, the Sasanian Empire, and port cities around the entire Mediterranean Sea. One of the deadliest plagues in history, the devastating pandemic resulted in the deaths of an estimated 25–50 million people in two centuries of recurrence, equivalent to 13–26% of the world's population at the time of the first outbreak. The plague's social and cultural impact during the period of Justinian has been compared to that of the similar Black Death that devastated Europe 600 years after the last outbreak of Justinian plague. Procopius, the principal Greek historian of the 6th century, viewed the pandemic as worldwide in scope.

In 2013 researchers confirmed earlier speculation that the cause of the pandemic was Yersinia pestis, the bacterium responsible for plague. Ancient and modern Yersinia pestis strains closely related to the ancestor of the Justinian plague strain have been found in Tian Shan, a system of mountain ranges on the borders of Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, and China, suggesting that the Justinian plague may have originated in or near that region.

The plague returned periodically until the eighth century. The waves of disease had a major effect on the subsequent course of European history. Modern historians named this plague incident after the Eastern Roman Emperor Justinian I, who was emperor at the time of the initial outbreak; he contracted the disease himself but survived.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 3, 69, 48, 79, 38 = 237 (5d100)

JUST

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Just a heads up for my chamfam

You guys are alright, don't come to marriage tomorrow 9am

Keep an eye on the family court

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

am i /JUST/ed? what does it mean if you cry for three days straight even if you're taking all your jew pills like (((dr. shekelberg))) told you to?

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Spidercham, spidercham

pays more alimony than he can

AFFOOOORD

hes now a shell of a spiderman

he sold the web

sold the web

now his crime fighten career is dead

R: 20 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

JUST FUCK MY BABY UP.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP

R: 12 / I: 8 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

What is love

>do a night bike ride

>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants

>on way home

>stop at traffic light

>qt.314 across the street

>hold to traffic sign

>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash

>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement

>after 3km strangely I hear no music

>fuck where is my phone

>Retrace my ride to crash site

>nophone.avi

>it's probably stolen so I go home

>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it

>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up

>bike mode 10000wats of power to location

>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)

>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)

>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)

>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name

>I should have asked her for her phone number

>i will probably never see her again

>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name

>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km

JUST

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Biggest JUST you personally know

Who's the most JUSTed person you know?

Knew this guy since high school

>0 friends

>all of the people that more or less pretend to be his friends but are just being polite

>sperg

>only plays vidya and watches anime

so far sounds like a typical loser, but it gets worse…

>his mom hates him

>his mom's boyfriend humiliates him and calls him garbage all the time

>moved to his grandparents to escape abuse at home, grandfather developing dementia accuses him of fucking his grandmother

>moved back to his mother

>can barely find a job

>can barely hold a job

>IQ so low he has difficulty reading

>listens to podcasts and lectures instead

>gets into fringe shit, thinks the moon landing didn't happen because if we really got to the moon then we'd establish colonies, like in video gamesyes, like in video games, that's his reasoning

>has a complementary JUSTed haircut, thinks he looks classy

He's the only severe case I know of.

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just fuck my balls up

https://archive.fo/iDtsG

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Realbooru is pozzed

Got this from the admin:

Kielan said:

(sending again as sent mail didn't confirm it)

Example of prohibited content: realbooru.com//images/665…529a6f98076d36e468c1.jpeg

You keep uploading images of fully clothed women bending over etc, we do not allow fully clothed fetish images of any kind, please only post nude or see through or lingerie only, it needs to be titillating for a wide audience, these niche fetishes for fully clothed women represent maybe a handful of our users, most will not like this content and that's just the fact of the matter.

If you keep uploading fully clothed images of women, you will be permanently banned from this website, you are spamming far too many clothed images which we now have to erase, we need to cease uploading this non porn fetish content, this is your final warning, no more upskirts, no more fully dressed women, no more panty shots where it is not see through, very few find this attractive and we are not a niche fetish website!

Kielan

Admin

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フ u 丂 イ

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In a scale from just to ==JUST==, how just are you?

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Shia The Boof

Press A for Alimony

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*teleports behind you*

LONG LIVE GERMANY!

LONG LIVE THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MOVEMENT!!!

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Dice rollRolled 7, 71, 33, 95, 66 = 272 (5d100)

JUST FUCK MY SHIP UP

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>win attention hungry games

>get flooded with shitposts and spam

JUST

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JUST

FUCK MY GENDER UP

Why rely on divorce and alimony to fuck up your shit when you could start dressing as a woman, taking hormones and completely destroying your life, fucking up your shit beyond all hope of redemption?

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>>405192

Estuve de 19 a 3 dando una mano en la Gran Logia. Por la sala de proyección pasaron dos pibes que tenían tanta cara de choris que estuve a punto de preguntarles, pero si me equivocaba iba a tener que explicarle a dos normies lo que es un chori, y me dio vergüenza.

También pasó una chica encantadora con un pin del Dropbox de Schrödinger que no había visto Evangelion. ¿Qué le pasa a la juventud?

En fin, fue una buena noche.

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Parece que no sé usar un chan. Borren este hilo.

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Q is a fucking fraud.

"TRUST SESSIONS"?

He didn't DO anything!

"Midterms are secure"??

WE LOST THE HOUSE!

Q AIN'T SHIT AND DON'T KNOW SHIT!

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Characters in games who got their shit fucked up

>mentally unstable

>gets evicted from his home

>shoots up entire town in a psychotic schizophrenic episode

>moves to a new town and somehow gets a job

>now living in a broken down trailer, married to a fat nagging bitch

>his only friend is a dog

>gets fired from his job

>spends the entire game running around doing annoying errands for his bitch wife

>world suddenly ends on the last day of his errands

>wife keeps bitching at him, prompting him to shoot himself in the head

>suicide attempt fails and he wakes up to find his wife divorced him, he has no money, he's got medical bills piling up, his trailer has been taken away, and his dog was taken to the pound

JUST

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America is headed for Marshal Law.

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>people on this website still falling for the 3dpd meme

why

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I'm gonna use a high powered blue laser to do the same thing. Please send your ninja assassin because I'm aching to fucking screw something in public.

I think I like shotguns and silencers the best. Give them a sawd off shotgun and a silencer.

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#metoo

>Fraser alleged in the summer of 2003 that he was sexually assaulted by Philip Berk, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The incident and his subsequent divorce launched Fraser into a depression which, combined with his health issues and a backlash within the industry over speaking out against Berk, he believed caused his career to decline.

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RGB doing the no name

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There will be no martial law. Jesus people use your heads. Also, it's not happening.

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Whitaker is a Rubio supporting deep state Never Trumper!

The IC weaves him through cable news defending Trump and criticizing the Mueller investigation to get Trumps attention!

Looks like Blumph just.got catfished and stepped in some deep state.doodoo! Even funnier, he already fell.for the same rise appointing Rosenstein! Top kek!

Sealed indictments to be unleashed soon!

Checkmate!

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>new Command & Conquer game is a phone MOBA

JUST

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How are the JUST edits made?

It would be cool if someone wrote a short outline on what exactly is done to achieve the look.. the pale skin, sunken, bloodshot eyes, and of course the hair edit. The more who knew how to do so, the more justs we can inflict.

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congrats on winning, /just/

kinda ironic

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Fraser Core Music

Post sound track to /just/

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How many /just/-posters are JUSTed themselves?

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TRUST SESSIONS

TRUST SESSIONS

DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.

SESSIONS WAS DEEP STATE.

WE WERE HAD…

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God Wins! We Win!

Have faith! We have the Senate and God fearing court justices. They called LOCAL corruption in our townships last night here in Michigan on WWMT Channel 3 news. Our State went red, but blue won the vote with 36 % not being accounted for. God knows what he’s doing. The ones who were voted in have enditements. God Wins! WE WIN!

Just liked we have RHINO Republicans, there are Conservative Democrats as well. This will bring us balance back to the middle. Remember PRIDE comes before the Fall! God bless you all! God bless you “Q”! God Bless the Countries Praying with us!

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"I question everyone and everything" -POTUS

"I believe anything Q says" -Anon

Wake up

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Dice rollRolled 26, 69, 15, 51, 41 = 202 (5d100)

.

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WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

Lawyer into your hands

I give up my paycheck

Lawyer into your hands

Why have you fucked my shit up?

In court just fucked my shit up

In proceedings fucked me up

Legally fucked my shit up

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

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JUST

Just…light me up bro

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Dice rollRolled 24, 19, 50, 47, 77 = 217 (5d100)

>do graffiti on real cool location, literally 2000+ /day see it

>6 months later eat lunch at restaurant adjacent to it

>some old fat faggot is spraying over it with white paint

>he then proceeds to take an alcohol marker and write house number over it

>ragemaster.exe

>two months since this

>i finally buy the paint

>today is the day.avi

>come to redo it

>starts to rain

>pic related

JUST

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It has happened again

I always told my friend: You gotta be careful around that woman. Cover all of your bases and never, ever forego the rubber.

He didn't listen. Three kids he had with her, three kids he didn't want because she "forgot" to take the pill, and now he got a letter from her lawyer saying she demands 2000 bucks a month. He makes 3600 bucks.

He

JUST GOT HIS SHIT FUCKED UP

Let's have a round of applause for the newest member of the JUSTice league.

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In better times…

I miss you Bud :/

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Madman taxes alimony.

Increases the just on those who blaspheme his name

But taxes the shit out of Afton as well.

He actually did it!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5204741/Taxes-exes-How-tax-plan-alter-alimony.html

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>spend a whole night torrenting lain anime and artbook thinking they are raw original edition copies

>anime is dubbed

>artbook is translated second edition

JUST

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JUST Cause?

A game where you go around fucking people's shit up.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Just fuck my eyebrows up

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JUSTbreakers finally dies

Had to search it to believe it.

Press S to spit on it.

S

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Thomas Justfferson

>Thomas Jefferson by the time of his death accumulated a debt of $100,000 in 1826 (About $2,546,929.29 in 2018)

>Jefferson died deeply in debt, unable to pass on his estate freely to his heirs. He gave instructions in his will for disposal of his assets, including the freeing of Sally Hemings's children; but his estate, possessions, and slaves were sold at public auctions starting in 1827.

<One of the founding fathers of the USA was JUST'd by debt

USA, land of the debt and home of the JUST

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JUST

fuck my moon up

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JUST

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Ancient Brendans - Just fuck my thread up edition

Read the fucking screencap. I accidentally made the thread on /pol/ instead of here.

Video: https://youtu.be/TMVbyYDhzyU

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Lindsay Lohan gets JUSTed in the face by a refugee woman

http://archive.is/gAK1g

What was she trying to do? Did Hollywood fuck her shit too hard and she's got a few screws loose?

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Slim Shady gets justed

>talk shit about president Drumpf

>throw tantrum because senpai didn't notice you

JUST

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hey /just/, are you just /b/ored? Then boot up that Team Fortress 2 game and and ruin everyone's fun with me

Hacks:

Aimbot and such(though you will be banned by VAC every 30 mins)

https://lmaobox.net

Name stealer(so it will be harder for others to ban you)

https://mega.nz/#!Dbh2Ta6b!i3xZBtKAFhl6kz6vei5MeOyX9hZygOe5Pbs9H4gDuUQ

PS: Want to fuck with cuckchan? Then head to this server and fuck with them.

Server:173.247.28.61:27015

Password: rage

Remember to go nuclear to them infidels, do not attemp to hold hack

Thank you

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Bill, the early anthropologist

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Just end me already

My crush thinks I'm gay

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FAKE NEWS

The owner of this board (Cheesecake) now has a girlfriend. Abandon ship.

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 29, 76, 24, 86, 62 = 277 (5d100)

Dear /just/, kindly unfuck my shit.

Regards, a /just/ed anonymous user

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General time JUST

>it's been 3 years since Operation Neighbor

>it's been almost 4 years since gamergate

R: 750 / I: 595 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Fraser-Simulator Round. 5

Dice rollRolled 13, 74, 66, 40, 29 = 222 (5d100)

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

meter and it increases the alimony that you're going to pay to some fine woman someday.

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

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>Tweet some stupid shit

>Cause company to lose millions of dollars

JUST

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male

Yes

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AN OPEN LETTER TO REDDIT, 4CHAN, 8CHAN, FACEBOOK, ETC.

It has come to my attention that the bulk of the visitors to this fledgling blog/website are emigrating from these websites. This displeases me,to say the least. My friends and loved ones know me to be a kind and forgiving man,but even I can only be pushed so far before any unkindness or threats to those aforementioned friends and loved ones cannot go unanswered. Therefore, I ask you now to cease and desist in your campaigns ,for lack of a better word, to "save", "help", or in any way further embarrass Brendan Fraser and his family and friends.

The following people are now off-limits.

Brendan Fraser

Griffin, Holden, and Leland Fraser

Tess d'Urberville

Afton Smith

CAN you honestly sit there and think that constantly bashing a man, at the same time proclaiming to be his biggest fans and supporters, is alright ? Amusing ? "Helping" him ?

DO you believe that making "fun" of people with diseases, disabilities, and other medical conditions is acceptable is this "politically correct" age ? The terms "autist" "superautist" and "turboautist" (are these even words ???) have been used to describe me due to my supposed "obsessive" knowledge of Brendan Fraser's history. Are you aware that Brendan's eldest son is on '''THE AUTISM SPECTRUM ??? Are your comments purposely intended then ,or are you actually, ironically ignorant of that fact ? Either way. This will stop.Today.

The PETITION at change.org was not started by myself or anyone in Brendan's inner circle. I have it on good authority than the poster who admitted to starting it emanates from 4chan and that he signed my name because I am Brendan's "biggest fan". That may be true, but I am also the last person on this earth who would ever embarrass him with such a ridiculous, thoughtless and pointless prank. I have been around the industry long enough to know that that is not the way things work in Hollywood or Bollywood or anywhere in between. If you actually thought signing it would "help" Brendan, you are woefully mistaken. If anything, it has done the opposite. If your actual plan was to humiliate him in front of the industry he has worked so hard to establish himself in over the past TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS !!!, mission accomplished. Brendan does not need anyone's help to obtain work in the entertainment industry. At this point in time, he is working as often as he personally cares to. When and if he decides to increase the frequency of his screen time, he has an agent to make those arrangements for him.

As for the continuing confusion about the alimony, here is the correct information straight from "THE HORSE'S♐ mouth. Please pass it along -

ALIMONY $50,000 PER MONTH, $600,000 PER YEAR.

IT ENDS : JANUARY 31, 2019. (KNOCK ON WOOD EVERYBODY !!!) IT IS NOT "FOR LIFE".

BRENDAN ALSO PAYS TWO MORTGAGES AND TAXES IN TWO COUNTRIES (THE U.S. AND CANADA AS HE HOLDS DUAL CITIZENSHIP AND HAS TWO PASSPORTS!!!)

ALSO, IT WAS BRENDAN,WHO FILED FOR DIVORCE, NOT AFTON !!!

CHILD SUPPORT: $25,000 PER MONTH, $300,000 PER YEAR. THIS WAS NEVER IN DISPUTE.

TOTAL: A "MERE" $75,000 PER MONTH, $900,000 PER YEAR.

https://thechamcham.blogspot.com/2017/03/an-open-letter-to-reddit-4chan-8chan.html

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JUST FUCK MY ESTROGEN UP

Dohnauld Drumpf is crashing the soy economy with no survivors with his new tariffs.

How will international soyery ever recover?

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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NEW /just/ edits thread

Just fuck somebody's shit up!

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PAY MY ALIMONY.

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY.

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J U S T

U

S

T

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JUST

R: 12 / I: 18 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]
Dice rollRolled 96, 17, 98, 17, 10 = 238 (5d100)

/just/

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FUCK MY

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JUST

JEW MY BLOODLINE UP

JUST JEW IT UP

JEW IT ALL UP

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JUST FUCK MY ROACH UP FAM

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JUST

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JUSTin Bieber

FUCK MY LIFE UP FAM

https://invidio.us/watch?v=kxloC1MKTpg

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8chan Cup

We've unfucked the world in 8chanmania, now lets defeat alimony once and for all by winning the 8chan Cup.

>>>/a/14985795

We need a roster of 20 players, emblem, and uniform.

Post who you;d want to be in the team, and concepts for emblem and uniform.

Here are my player choices:

-unJUSTed Brendan

-Cliffy B with justed hair and cuck shirt

-Masketta JUST

-hair and optimism gone guy

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Cowboy hat brendan

Why does he look so pale in these images? Hope he is having a good iron intake.

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Brendan wins JUSTmania fight

But will he win the JUSTmania world cup? Stay tuned.

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Here's your prescription /just/

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Dukes of Hazzard's John Schneider Requests Jail Time Because He Can't Afford Alimony

JUST

John Schneider is asking the court to restore his jail sentence following his early release.

The former Dukes of Hazzard star was sentenced to three days behind bars in the Los Angeles County Jail in June for failure to pay more than $150,000 in owed alimony payments to his ex-wife, Elvira “Elly” Schneider. The actor was released on the same day as his initial booking because of California’s overcrowded prison system, but his legal woes were not done with that. Schneider was also ordered to serve an additional 120 hours behind bars for contempt, but that sentence was suspended by the court on the condition that he fulfill a four-part list of conditions, including filing back taxes to help clear title to their property in Apple Valley so that it could be transferred to her, paying his ex half of his owed earnings from Maven Entertainment, and offering certain financial disclosures before the end of the year.

Rather than complying with the court’s full list of conditions, however, Schneider wants to do the time. In a July 6 letter to the judge in his case, obtained by PEOPLE, Schneider wrote that he had “regret and embarrassment” about declining the opportunity to comply with the court’s conditions but that “I am leveraged to the max” with various loans while trying to do “what I believe is ‘right’ throughout this whole process.” He went on to reveal that Maven, an independent entity, had already made several financial advances on his behalf and his earnings have thus been diminished by his indebtedness to it. Schneider said it was “unlikely” he would be able to comply with the conditions set forth by the court to have the charge dropped, and thus avoid his three-day jail sentence, so he instead effectively asked the court to simply lock him up for the entirety of that sentence. “I am willing and able to accept the punishment for my actions/inactions as to this matter and I request this court to impose such sentence without further delay,” he wrote.

However, we may not see Schneider fitted with cuffs again just yet. On July 17, Elvira’s attorneys filed a motion to strike the letter from the record as an unlawful ex parte communication until a hearing could be arranged and the attorneys could have the opportunity to cross-examine Schneider as to his claimed financial woes. Schneider is expected to complete 240 hours of community service as part of his sentencing structure, whether he returns to jail or not. The former couple split in 2014 after 21 years of marriage, when Elvira filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. She was awarded $18,911 in monthly support.

https://people.com/tv/john-schneider-divorce-requests-jail-time-alimony/

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7 years of college down the drain

Mr. Blutarsky… zero… point… zero.

[Fam shrugs]

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Has Brendan ever acknowledged JUST?

Does he know about the meme at all?

What would he think of it?

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JUST

JUST FUCK MY ECONOMY UP

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JUST

FUCK MY CAREER UP

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KUNG FUCKED

55 years, and looks like a venerable buddhist monk.

JUST Li

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/bane/ /just/ Stream

May 4th 2018

2pm EST

https://cytu.be/r/BaneWatches

Join us, brothers, for a big movie night for you

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ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO=

DEL

JUSTOOO

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JCVD

I recently watched this kino(which Birdman clearly and blatantly plagiarized) and kept me wandering, imagine if Brendan Fraser made a self-conscious comedy movie called "Chamcham", where it showed in a funny matter his failed trials to come back to his former glory, would it be a success too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxnWhD6wrmA

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D-did you finish your taxes in time, anon??

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JUST FUCK MY ELECTION UP

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OH NONONONONO

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What did he mean by this?

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JUSTed rooms

Seeing pic related reminded me of that Fraserhead who almost got evicted because his apartment was JUSTed. Post justed rooms and living spaces.

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4 (four) active posters on /JUST/

Did we get ailmony?

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The episode of Trust that was mostly Brendan

https://putlockerfit.net/show/trust/season-1/episode-2/

Archive for future stream purposes.

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After a long battle with baldness, TotalJUST finally died from cancer.

Press J to JUST

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Hello /just/

Thank you for nominating Brendan for 8chanmania. I am the voice actor of Calypso as well as the writer of that particular ending. I hope all of you found it to be a pleasant finale, despite Brendan's noble sacrifice.

Thank you for giving me a new hero. I pray each of you is unJUSTed as he would have wanted.

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ANON UPLOADING EVERY SCENE FROM TRUST

>>>/tv/1399032

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The JUST heard 'round the world

How does one say "JUST fuck my shit up" in your native tongue? Native English speakers need not apply.

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The Last of JUST

SEASON FINALE OF TRUST

TONIGHT IN 8 HOURS

US REGION LOCKED TRAILER DUE TO SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MyW44K8P5E

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8chan MANIA!

8chan MANIA!

/v/ Nominates 32 fighters to fight for the Champion's Belt and a chance to fight in the 33rd Mania where their deepest wish will be granted.

This week we're having a site wide event and we want YOU to nominate a fighter, so please pick who you think represents the board the most, and then come join us at https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania on Sunday May 6th at 2pm EST to watch your fighters win!

>>>/v/14715868

We're using Fire Pro Wrestling World for the event. Although we can have 1 or 2 nominees, they aren't guaranteed a spot. Someone will have to actually create our characters, which someone in the /v/ thread kindly may or may not do for us. The character must be uploaded to the thread, or on the Steam workshop.

I nominate none other than Brendan Fraiser.

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Brendan's GQ profile released!

He speaks of being a broken man who was groped by a homo

Brendan Fraser wants me to meet his horse. “I got this horse because it's a big horse,” he says, standing in a barn in Bedford, New York. He removes a green bandanna from his pocket and gently wipes the animal's eyes. The horse's name is Pecas—the Spanish word for freckles. Fraser met him on the set of a 2015 History Channel series, Texas Rising. Fraser played a mid-19th-century Texas Ranger. They were filming down in Mexico, he says, when he and the horse had a shared moment of recognition. “Without doing too much—what's the word? Anthropomorphic…anthropomorphizing… Without pretending that the animal is a human, he looked like he needed help. Like: Get me out of here, man.”

So Fraser brought him back here. Fraser lives nearby and owns property that overlooks this farm, about an hour north of Manhattan. And though he's been traveling for most of this past year, going back and forth between Toronto, where he was shooting a series based on Three Days of the Condor called Condor, and Europe, where he was shooting Trust, an FX series about the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III produced by Danny Boyle, he makes sure to stop in and visit Pecas every few weeks or so. Why he does this is a question with a few different, surprising answers. But that is the way it is, I'm learning, with Brendan Fraser. He can't help but digress—“Instead of telling you what time it is, I might give you the history of horology,” he says, in the middle of saying something else. He's compulsively honest. His mind is like a maze. You wander in and then emerge, hours or days later, disoriented but appreciative that something so unpredictable can still exist in this world.

https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser

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JUST MASSACRE MY WHOLE FAM UP

The Covina massacre occurred on December 24, 2008, in Covina, a city in the suburbs of Los Angeles, California, United States. Nine people[1] were killed, either by gunshot wounds or in an arson fire inside a house on 1129 East Knollcrest Drive, where a Christmas Eve party was being held.[2] The perpetrator, 45-year-old Bruce Jeffrey Pardo who had entered the house wearing a Santa suit, died from a self-inflicted gunshot to the head at his brother's residence in the early hours of the morning after the attack. Authorities cited marital problems as a possible motive for the violence; reports indicated that Pardo's divorce had been finalized on December 18, one week before the massacre.[3] Three people, including Pardo's ex-wife and his former in-laws, were initially declared missing pending identification of their bodies.[4]

Police speculate that the motive of the attack was related to marital problems. Pardo's wife of one year had settled for divorce in the prior week.[9] However, Pardo held no criminal record and had no history of violence. He had been fired from his job as an electrical engineer at ITT Electronic Systems, Radar Systems in July.[3] There is some speculation that the divorce may have been caused by Pardo concealing a child from a previous relationship. This child was severely injured in a swimming pool accident several years prior.

The couple wed on January 2006, but soon grew apart after their marriage, when Mr. Pardo refused to open a joint account with Mrs. Pardo; he also expected his wife to take care of her own three children with her own finances.[16]

In June 2008, divorce court had ordered Bruce Pardo to pay $1,785 a month in spousal support. During the divorce proceeding, Bruce had confided to a friend his wife was "taking him to the cleaners." In July, Pardo was fired for billing false hours and the court suspended the support payments due to job hardship.[17]

Pardo was required to pay Sylvia $10,000 as part of the divorce settlement, according to court documents. Sylvia kept the wedding ring and the family dog. In a court declaration, Pardo complained that Sylvia was living with her parents, not paying rent, and had spent lavishly on a luxury car, gambling trips to Las Vegas, meals at fine restaurants, massages, and golf lessons.[18]

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Covina_massacre

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JUST

cvdazzle.com

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OPERATION: AN AUDIENCE WITH BRENDAN

OPERATION: AN AUDIENCE WITH BRENDAN

As most of you are probably aware by now, Brendan Fraser just won a belt in /v/'s 8chanmania. It would mean a lot to TNA Anon as well as all of 8chan if we were able to get the Uncuckener Brendan Fraser himself to watch the final 8chanmania stream, the 33rd, with the rest of 8chan, where he will be pitted against the other belt holders. The winner of the 33rd mania will be allowed to have their greatest and grandest wish fulfilled.

PLAN OF ACTION: We must contact Brendan Fraser using any and all methods possible. We must try our bests to allure him and get him to at least stay a little bit to watch himself fight the other contestants. That means we should try our best not to act ourselves, and instead act a little bit nicer and more formal, if possible. It's unlikely he'd agree to watch the stream if we all acted as we usually did.

METHODS OF CONTACT:

His (alleged and verified) twitter (locked): @brayden_c_ward

and. . . that's all I have right now. I'll do some digging myself to find what I can but if anyone else has some method of contacting him please let us know, and fast. The mania tournament is THIS SATURDAY at 2 PM CST.

Ready, set, BREAK!

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JUST FUCK MY SITE UP FAM

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just skate my shit up

posting individual webms because if I post all of them at once, I get server errors

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New addition to the family.

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ɾ n s ʇ

ʇ s n ɾ

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Hello /just/, I'm Listening.

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General Trust Thread for Tracking Brendan

Episodes may or may not contain him.

(Trailers are US region locked)

Streams for FX (sometimes down):

https://www.firstonetv.net/Live/United-States-(USA)/FX-91

http://www.liveonlinetv247.info/fx.php

http://123stream.io/live/74557

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JUST

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JUST

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body too short

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>Brendan "Can't faze the Frase" Fraser

>Brendan "Working with Mike Pence to make an ex-wife taser" Fraser

>Brendan "I'll be sure to amaze her" Fraser

>Brendan "Mess with the Frase and you'll be in a haze" Fraser

>Brendan "Met my hairline with a razor" Fraser

>Brendan "She got my money so I'll erase her" Fraser

>Brendan "Shoot all gold diggers with a laser" Fraser

>Brendan "I gave her my time and a black man lays her" Fraser

>Brendan "Frase can't appraise so now he pays" Fraser

>Brendan "Shave away his job raise and Frase will end your days" Fraser

>Brendan "Let loose the niggers on the gold diggers" Fraser

>Brendan "Mess with the mummy's curse and you'll roll away inside a hearse" Fraser

>Brendan "Got a tiny pension from Furry Vengeance" Fraser

>Brendan "Took my alimony and now she's with a man named Tony" Fraser

>Brendan "Made a court plea and got met with a third degree" Fraser

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/just/ on FX

episode 7: brendan to pay alimony with money from the series

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=9bwpGh8NwOE

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Revenge of the Saltmines

Ready to just end it all..

Watch Revenge of the Saltmines

My new video, Revenge of the Saltmines, dives into a college student named Crybaby suffering from Donald Trumpism, worst disease of it's kind. Donald Trump has won the presidential office and is taking names. Crybaby is left in a constant state of sadness, only aided on by her school classmastes.

Will Crybaby get her confidence back and become a strong woman again? The only way to find out is to…

WATCH IT NOW!

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>8chanmania 28

>Brendan stepping over countless wrestlers on a quest for unfuckening

>his hair visibly unfucks itself and he becomes more SWOLE

>Brendan getting all the way up to the semi-finals to face Fat Bald Bastard, the king of NTR

>Brendan promptly gets his shit fucked up even worse than before

JUST when will it end.

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Just 👏👏meme review👏👏 my shit up.

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JUSTin Bieber

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JUST

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Fraser simulator 5

Dice rollRolled 41, 24, 14, 1, 39 = 119 (5d100)

UNJUST

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Channel Autism dead

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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ちょっと!!!

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draw brendan

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Successful alimony history: The Art of Divorce

http://www.vulture.com/2018/04/russell-crowes-wild-divorce-auction-takes-in-usd3-million.html

>decided to host an auction with Sotheby’s to raise the required funds for his alimony checks, fittingly coining the event “The Art of Divorce.”

>Crowe is happy. His wallet is happy. His wife is … presumably happy with all of that money? What a day.

>"Hope you are happy"

He should also make a book called "The Art of Divorce" to help all the justed people.

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New stream

>>>/bane/139817

Banewatches Anon where are you faggot?

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He is finished ;_;

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115 MILLION DOLLARS

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Looks like Brendkino is back on the meny boys

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Fraser Simulator (round four)

Dice rollRolled 2, 83, 67, 60, 33 = 245 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you

JUST

have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

<Three Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough

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WM33 Invite

Hello /just/, for the 5 people that's in here, you guys are invited to /wooo/'s Wrestlemania 33 party. Hope to see you there like last year.

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Somebody once told me to pay my alimony, I ain't the richest guy on the bed. I was looking kinda funny with my wallet and money

going -straight to the- welfare office. Well, the exes start coming and they don't stop coming. Sued for my dough and I hit the

streets bummin'. Didn't make sense to live like a cuck, your brain gets big but your shit's fucked up. So much to say, so much to

pay, so what's wrong with making a court plea? You'll never live if you don't try, your -wife will take- another guy.

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.

It's a cold bed, and they say it get's colder. Your shit's fucked up now? Wait till' you get older, but the lawyers and judge

beg to differ, judging by the one shekel I have to offer. The hair I have is getting pretty thin, my career's dead, I'm a

washed up has-been. My shit's fucked up, how 'bout yours? I don't like it at all cause my ex wife's a whore.

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.

-INTERLUDE-

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck -

- somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from my wife. I said nope, I'm pretty broke.

-I could use- a little money myself and we could all get away from whores.

Well, the exes start comin' and they don't stop comin'. Sued for my dough and I hit the streets bummin'. Didn't make sense to

live like a cuck, your brain gets big but your shit's fucked up. So much to say so much to pay, so what's wrong with making a

court plea? You'll never live if you don't try, your -wife will take- another guy.

Hey now, you're a cuckstar, get your money, go pay.

Hey now, your shit's fucked up, you'll be in debt for life.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.

And I just might be a cuck. Barber just fu-uck my shit up.

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I WON'T PAY ANYMORE AFTON HEAR ME OUT!

STOP SUCKING YOUR BULL'S COCK AND LOOK ME TO THE EYES, THIS IS THE LAST PAYMENT!

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First it was Brendan, now Tom shows the same symptoms too. Is the curse of the Mummy real?

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MOVIE NIGHT BOYS

BROTHERS, THE TIME HAS COME

Overcome with autistic anger i've decided to host another crossboard /bane/ stream myself.

My date of choice would be 20th of october, friday so it won't be a anniversary stream. We'll call it /bane/ Big Movie Night (4U).

ITT:

-Share film suggestions- we will need 2. Two movies will be chosen by /just/, and two /bane/. After getting all the suggestions i will make a poll in which you will get to bring your vote to the table. Two movies with highest amount of votes will be on movie night.

AFTER GETTING ALL THE VOTES I WILL NEED A BIG GUY WITH BIG PAINT/GIMP/WHATEVER SKILLS TO MAKE A NICE PROMO POSTER WE WILL THEN DISSEMINATE ON OTHER BOARDS

TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A STREAM THAT WILL UNFUCK OUR SHIT

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FUCK MY SHIT UP

FUCK MY SHIT UP

https://www.facebook.com/nxh21?ref=br_rs

nih_ada(Instagram)

nihadagjermane@hotmail.com

NIHADA Xhenje

+355698707407

21/08/1995

girl

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Brendan Fraser Joins FX Anthology Series ‘Trust’

Dice rollRolled 37, 81, 3, 12, 47 = 180 (5d100)

Brendan Fraser has been cast in FX’s anthology series “Trust,” Variety has learned exclusively.

Fraser joins in a leading role and will star opposite A-listers Donald Sutherland and Hilary Swank. The drama hails from the Academy Award-winning team of Danny Boyle, Simon Beaufoy and Christian Colson.

The first 10-episode installment of “Trust” tells the story of John Paul Getty III, heir to the Getty oil fortune, and is set in 1973 when the young Getty is kidnapped in Rome and his mafia captors are banking on a multi-million dollar ransom. The series is described as being equal parts family history, dynastic saga and examination of the corrosive power of money.

Fraser will play J. Paul Getty’s private investigator, James Fletcher Chace, who is eccentric, but is a master fixer who hails from Texas.

Sutherland will star as J. Paul Getty, the great oil man and founder of the Getty family dynasty; Swank will portray J. Paul Getty III’s mother, Gail Getty; and Harris Dickinson will play kidnap victim, J. Paul Getty III.

Fraser is gearing up to juggle multiple projects this summer. In addition to “Trust,” he is also a series regular on AT&T Audience Network’s series “Condor” from MGM Television and Skydance TV, in which he’ll star alongside Max Irons and Mira Sorvino. Fraser is currently filming “Condor” in Toronto, and will be back-and-forth in the coming months from that set to London and Rome where “Trust” is shooting. The FX series heads into production overseas in June.

Most recently, Fraser appeared in another premium cable series with Showtime’s “The Affair.” Other recent projects include “The Field” and “Texas Rising.” The actor is most well-known for his role in the “Mummy” franchise, plus other films including “GI Joe: The Rise of the Cobra,” “Crash,” “George of the Jungle” and “Bedazzled.”

“Trust” is written by Beaufoy and will be directed by Boyle. Both serve as executive producers with Colson. FX Productions, Cloud Eight Films, Decibel Films and Snicket Films Limited are behind the project.

Fraser is repped by Gersh, Brillstein Entertainment and Felker Toczek Suddleson Abramson.

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I shed a tear whenever I watch The Mummy now. Why did you guys ruin it for me?

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I'm building a team.

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hey guys check this out

>some faggot trying to start a rap career

>makes terrible music that no one ever asked for (think eminem if he'd had his balls cut off when he was 11) using shitty beats that sound like those demo songs that some keyboards have pre installed for some reason and clips that look like he got help from the local drama club

>quit his job and gets over 200000 dollars in debt to finance his career (seriously how, all you need is beats, a decent mic and some software to mix it all together)

>has a vlog in which he elaborates on his "at least a million mission'', basically he wants to go from his 200k debt to a million listeners or a million dollars in rap money (>implying most musical artists actually make money) and he uses his maxed out credit cards to buy tvs and power tools which he then sells for half the price to buy studio time

>meanwhile this fucking faggot gets his food at tim hortons instead of cooking it himself for cheap

is this ultimate JUST?

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Brendan got JUST'd before Afton

>someone links something in imgur

>see this in most viral

JUST GROPE MY SHIT UP

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nu-/pol/ officially JUST'd

>Shillgo (1)

>(1)

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Big Bug Man thread

When will this hidden animated jewel have its time to shimmer and shine?

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Can I get an analysis of all the symbolism in this webm?

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/soyboys/ here

>https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcyoa/comments/7yo5my/lewd_sjw_cyoa/

What makes a white men so absolutely JUST like this? Hell, this is beyond JUST, this is REDDIT.

Seriously, how does it get this bad? Is it just soy + culture?

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Soy my shit up fam

>create a legendary trilogy

>your life's work

>something that is suppose to be remembered for centuries

>figure its time to retire

>sell movie rights

>buyer proceeds to throw the entire core fan base aside, and cater to SJWs

>your giga-autist fans no longer argue all day over your master plan

>the franchise has been reduced to mediocre films normies watch one night and then forget about one week later

>what you poured your heart and soul into ended up becoming the laughing stock of some japanese papercraft and cartoon forum

JUST

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SOME

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The Obama Administration Weaponized The IRS, FBI, NSA, DOJ, National Security Council and CFR.

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Mumei

We are juridically not here.

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You are invited to the annual superb owl viewing party at independent /sp/. JUST be sure to be there.

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Top Cuck

Reposting from another board.

>LETTER TO THE DIVINE FEMININE,

>FROM THE WOUNDED MASCULINE

>I know that words can never heal the wounds we have created.

>But on behalf of men everywhere, I want to say I’m sorry.

>So incredibly sorry.

>For everything.

>>http://archive.is/RV13w

Wew! Someone give him the /just/ hairdo.

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Nofap January

>be Brendan

>trying to unfuck your shit

>retain mana through no-fap

>the etherworld succubus is lurking in the shadows

>waiting to collect your spiritual alimony

JUST

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JUST JEW MY CHINESE CARTOONS UP

>>>/a/787871

(((Netflix))) Japan announced on January 31st that it will make a comprehensive business alliance with anime studios, Production I.G, Inc. and BONES INC..

Netflix is planning to co-produce anime episodes with each, I.G. including WIT STUDIO, Inc. and Bones, and stream all over the world, 190 countries, on Netflix.

For Netflix, the alliance is to produce and convey high-quality anime works from Japan to 190 countries and reinforce its lineup.

For anime producers, creators, it will enable them to get more chance to make their works reach to more anime fans living outside Japan through Netflix's global platform streaming.

And for Netflix members, it will lead them to watch and enjoy high quality anime works from Japan without getting the language/cultural barrier.

Therefore, the alliance will let members, creators who engage in prodcing anime, and anime production, have "win-win-win" relationship on Netflix.

Mitsuhisa Ishikawa, the president and CEO of Production I.G, commented as follows:

"It is really grateful for creators engaging in anime that high quality contents from Japan will reach to people watching Netflix all over the world and enjoy them. I will exert myself to produce contents that will entertain people regardless of the language."

Robert Roy, the vice president of Netflix, commented as follows:

"Japan's anime has got high reputation about its unique visual impact and the depth of story from fans from all over the world.

This time, I am really glad that making an alliance with I.G. and Bones lets us be involved in from the produce of anime works to stream them.

It would be grateful if Netflix can contribute to the development of Japan's anime culture, besides it, global streaming beyond countries and languages."

source: http://www.animecorner.me/2018/01/netflix-making-business-alliance-with.html

JP source : https://www.oricon.co.jp/news/2104965/full/?ref_cd=tw

>I assume now is the time to panic.

>This is different from the Netflix "anime" for which they were just a licensor, or something like Devilman which had still Aniplex behind it.

>This is Netflix directly going to the studios, and leading the entire production.

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Just fuck my video game event up, fam.

JUST mutilate my cock and destroy my life.

JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE HOBBY UP FAMARINO

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J U S T

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New /bane/ stream thread

/bane/ is having a movie night today, January 20th, and you are all invited.

This thread was made just in case you weren't insane enough to check the old stream thread daily for news.

For more information, please refer to >>>/bane/137761

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Time

>2024 is as far away as 2012

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Of course Brendan. I will grant you all your wishes- you will become a successful actor. You fame will only match the amount of money you make. Your movies shall be watched and acclaimed by the whole world. Finally you will marry the woman of your dreams. All for free, at least from my side.

So, Brendan. Do we have a deal?

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OFFICIAL JUST FUCK MY PRESIDENCY UP THREAD

Whoever wins, this place will be JUST terrific on 8 Nov.

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ZE JUSTENING

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Christian Bale is now JUSTian Bale

His shit isn't looking so good, lads.

He is transitioning from DubsMan to JUSTMan.

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Where were you when Brenden got his shit unfucked?

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what is really happening to 4chan?

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The Young Cuck's Cenk Uygur resigns over sexist comments

>be Turkish nationalist

>decide to use American Marxists as useful idiots

>become one of the top Marxist preachers

>but someone uncovers your heretical past

JUST

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Merry JUSTmas, familia.

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Fraser Simulator (round three)

Dice rollRolled 15, 11, 35, 65, 35 = 161 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you

JUST

have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

<The first Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough

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Sweden raising retirement age to pay for refugees

>be old Swede

>getting close to retirement age

>Sweden proceeds to raise retirement age

>by 1.5 years each year

>Swedes need to un-retire each year

>you can never reach retirement age

>because it increases faster than time passes

JUST

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good question

how do i unfuck my shit

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Lindsey Vonn JUST

>anti-Trump skier Lindsey Vonn

>back gets JUST'd

>two days after she spoke badly about President Trump

Trump curse strikes again.

JUST

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Dark souls

>play dark souls 2

>can't stop feeling like this is a /just/ game

>get shit fucked up over and over again

>lose all souls (alimony)

>dark spirit comes to fuck your shit right up after you lose souls (causing them to permanently be lost)

>everywhere you go you find skellingtons

>and people shitpost "Don't give up, skellington!"

>kinda like a Mongolian image board dedicated to a former actor (the skellington)

>and the /just/ posters are trying to encourage the skellington (Fraser) to keep going

>find skellington in a dark room in fetal position

>post "Keep going, skellington"

Every time I see a skellington I think of Brendan Fraser.

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HAPPY 48th BIRTHDAY BRENDAN FRASER

Happy Birthday to Brendan Fraser. So how are you Fraserheads celebrating this day?

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Just comrade my shit up

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JUST League

Surprised there was no thread for this debacle

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JUSTENING Continues: Kathy Griffin

This deserves it's own thread here.

Original thread from /pol/:

Cannot get work any more, is on multiple Hollywood blacklists, INTERPOL, admits she has lost her mind

Kathy Griffin posted another unhinged video to her YouTube account Saturday where she admits she lost her mind.

Griffin complained about the continued fallout from her Trump beheading stunt. Not only is she on Interpol, she is on a Hollywood blacklist and said her legal bills are through the roof. Kathy Griffin posted a YouTube video to her channel Saturday dubbed ‘Kathy Griffin’s State of the Union’. She complained about the continued fallout from her Trump beheading photoshoot. “I just want you guys to know that I am fully in the middle of a blacklist, like I’m in the middle of a Hollywood blacklist. It is real. I’m not booked on any talk shows,” Griffin said. “When I get home, I do not have one single day of paid work in front of me,” Griffin continued. She also said she was unwilling to do the ‘club circuit’ as she has worked too hard in her life and she is above that type of work. Griffin admitted that she has to turn down fundraising requests because she is buried in legal bills following the bloody Trump head photoshoot. Griffin also sounded paranoid and said Harvey Weinstein hired a company to follow Rose McGowan around after she came forward about Hollywood sexual assault and implied she may be next. Griffin reiterated that she has no work when she returns home from her tour and said she’s being targeted because she’s a woman. She ended the video begging for a gig on a T.V. show.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/bald-kathy-griffin-unhinged-im-hollywood-blacklist-legal-bills-roof-video/

(Contains Video)

https://archive.fo/r7OWP

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CRAWLING

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NUR

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Why don't you just get a rich tranny gf, /just/?

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/v/ is doing a poll

>>>/v/13733882

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Ravaged by alimony, Brendan Fraser tries his luck with a career in speed running. Does he have what it takes to fix his shit and become a world famous speed runner?

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JUST remove my makeup fam

>some vodka chugger makes app

>that removes makeup from pictures

>women get assblasted over it

JUST

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Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wife's black son

Suffocation

No breeding

Don't give a fuck if i catch my wife cheating

This is my wife's black son

Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my cuck shed door

Suffocation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if i catch my wife cheating

Do you even care if I stop the black breeding?

Would it be wrong would it be right?

If i looked at my wife tonight

Chances are that i might

With my small dick outta sight

And i'm contemplating suicide

Cause I'm losing my wife

Losing my life

Wish somebody would tell me i'm not a cuck

Losing my life

Losing my wife

Wish somebody would tell me i'm not a cuck

I never realized my bull was too thick

Till it was too late

And I was empty within

Sucking!

Feeding on black seed

And living in sin

Alimony payment where do i begin?

It all started when i would rather

Look at my wife fucked

And no love for another!

Searching

To uncuck myself up on a higher level

Finding nothing but Bernie and alimony payments forever!

Cause I'm losing my life

Losing my wife

Wish somebody would tell me I'm not a cuck

Losing my life

Losing my wife

Wish somebody would tell me I'm not a cuck

Nothing's uncucked

Nothing's not JUST

I'm running and I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

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GAS THE ALPHAS, CULLING WARS NOW! I WANT VIRGIN WIFES, BOOTS ON THE GROUND!

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Top quality public education.

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November 8th

JUST

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NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

JUSTMAN

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JUST

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JUST

Donna Brazile, the first black woman to hold the position, was singled out by Hillary during the rant. She screamed at Donna:

“I’m so sick of your face. You stare at the wall like a brain dead buffalo, while letting that f - - - ing Lauer get away with this. What are you good for, really? Get the f - - - to work janitoring this mess - do I make myself clear?”

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This is actually getting fucking disrespectful now

The way they talk about him you'd think he had died

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Dice rollRolled 42, 74, 69, 61, 64 = 310 (5d100)

JUST

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Fraser Simulator (round two)

Dice rollRolled 92, 15, 87, 84, 3 = 281 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you

JUST

have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

<The first Fraser Simulator thread got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough

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JUST FUCK MY WEBSITE UP FAM

>>>/v/13624640

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JUST

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The JUSTpocalypse is truly upon us. Women are relentlessly accusing everyone of sexual assault with Rose Mcgowan leading the charge. Who knows who will survive this massive JUSTening.

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9999

9999

GET

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9999

9999

GET

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Grape-Kun is kil

>>>/a/745222

Visit thread and press F to pay respect.

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>thought this board died ages ago because the posts seem to stop altogether

>come back to check it after several months

>it's active again

You are one of my favorite boards, /just/. I hope you never go away.

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FIFTH THOUSAND DOLLARS

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JUST

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What would Brendan say to his younger self if he had the chance?

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JUST PRANK MY SHIT UP FAM, JUST PRANK IT ALL UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZGx-jUgA94

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why do these guys look like they're about to write the hottest alimony check of 2017?

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YOU'RE FUCKING MY SHIT UP RIGHT NOW

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Can we have a gino thread? don't have much

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Sweden, how would you like your tax dollars spent?

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It's time to unfuck the fucked

How do we do it? How do we unfuck Brendan's shit? /v/ cries for JUSTice >>>/v/13411111

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JUST

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JUST

STAY HYDRATED

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What did Brendan do this time?

Hes on the most wanted list.

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I'd like to share another inspiring song from our favorite artist - "The man who paid no alimony" by Brendan Fraser.

We passed upon the jury

We spoke of was and when

Although I was there

She said I wasn't her husband

Which came as no surprise

I spoke into her eyes

I thought you loved me some

A long long time ago

Oh no, not me

I never got parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

I laughed and shook her hand

And made my way back to prison

I searched for soap and found

For years and years caged

I gazed a gazeless stare

At all the millions that were

I must have had some

A long, long time ago

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

Who knows? Not me

I never had parole

You're face to face

With the man who paid no alimony

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Dice rollRolled 6, 13, 60, 11, 61 = 151 (5d100)

Karkinos

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JUST SPIN MY SHIT UP

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JUST TRUMP CURSE MY SHIT UP FAM

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Another thread bites the just.

He didn't bump so good! Who wants to slide next?!

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JUST

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Why are we still here?

Dice rollRolled 68, 43, 6, 68, 7 = 192 (5d100)

JUST

to suffer?

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FUCK YOU!

HARHARHAR

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JUST

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just

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JUST

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importent

Have you paid The Alimony yet, mateys?

It's a tough bill to pay! The Alimony was founded in 2007 by Brendan Fraser, who presents the attached image.

Forget red, brown and blue pills, The Alimony is the way of the future.

Image related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Pay The Alimony today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, Blue pills are for the ignorant masses, Brown pills are for furfags. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal.

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BRENDAN GOING IN HARD

CAN ANYONE STOP HIM NOW!?

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Shitty movie stream

I found this board crossposted on a board about crabs which was crossposted on the attention-hungry games thread.

>>>/bmn/21

When I saw this webm I thought of /just/.

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twenty bucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfdaVSQeYLw

this movie basically predicted his future

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NEW BRENDAN APPEARANCE

On a terrible comedy show "Night Cap"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_bZRgPA_GM

full ep

http://sockshare.net/watch/vjyqNOYd-nightcap-season-2/episode-7.html

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Brendan in new PewDiePie video

His kids are seeing this one for sure

https://youtu.be/01EiIT2A8b4?t=11m32s

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JUST

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ITT: /JUST/ women

Let this be a reminder that women can get their shit fucked.

No gender is safe from JUST.

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JUST

RINSE

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HWNDU

>he will not divide us

>gets marriage divided

>soon to have bank account divided

JUST

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JUST

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Cartoons can't hurt you

>be Brendan Fraser

>constantly make movies/shows/cartoons where your shit gets fucked up

>your shit gets fucked up for real

As far back as Brendan's career goes he has done this. Has he cursed him self?

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Which one of you autists did this?

>search up Brendan Fraser occasionally

>find this video

Which one of you made it?

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>EUSSR refuses to allow dying child to get better treatment in America

>orders parents to JUST let him die

>child dies

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chanpink.com/campus/

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HEAVENLYYY ALIMONYYYY BUSTER

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lmao brendan's wikipedia article in many languages has the JUST pic

if someone's feeling devilish, replace it with the gino hair one

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The get that didn't fly so good

JUST

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Serious thread about jewish tactics to JUST

Tell me about /r9k/. How and why the jews JUSTed them?

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I had a weird dream about Brendan Fraser last night

In it, I was going to go see Hans-Hermann Hoppe speak. When I got there, it was just me and him and he revealed to me that he was Brendan Fraser all along. Later, Brendan Fraser ended up becoming my neighbor and recruited me to join him in creating an ancap society so there would be no state to make people pay alimony anymore.

Have you ever had any JUST-related dreams?

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Marilyn Manson 2017

<Here is my real head, here is my real head

<I wear this fucking mask because you cannot handle me

Here is my real head

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The ChamCham spotting filming his show

Will his shit recover? Stay tuned to find out.

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Just…

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Best Brendan Lines?

I'm making a song with the #JUST theme. I need a good sample of Brendan saying a line. Link me your best Brendan line, whether from an interview or a movie.

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Thom Yorke was juster than Brendan. Just watch the "No Suprises" video and tell me that is not a man lost in justice.

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Fraser simulator

Dice rollRolled 88, 71, 37, 53, 76 = 325 (5d100)

ITT: we play Fraser simulator.

Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you

JUST

have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.

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I found this shitpost

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JUST fuck my chainpost up

Hey /just/, I'm going to post the 3 rules of …

The Soul Game:

Don't walk past mirrors in the dark.

Don't leave any doors open to your room when you go to sleep.

Side Note: A creak means you’re falling behind, a rustle means you’ve almost lost. When the lights go down, hopefully you won’t see the dark shadow standing in the corner of the room. Hopefully you won't hear it breathing as your eyes shut and you begin to drift off. And if you hear a bang? Well, hopefully you never hear a bang (I'm assuming this is an alimony collection service banging on the door)

Oh and rule 3: Once you know all three rules you are a player.

You win by telling more people about the game than the person who told you about it - that would be me. I'm free you faggots!

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I made lyrics for "The Sound of Silence" in which brendan kills afton. JUST rate it please. I'm the guy who wrote a bunch on some other thread and I've been inspired since then.

I call this "The Sound of Crying"

Hello Afton, my old friend

I've come to talk with you again

Because a mailman softly creeping

Left my summon while I was sleeping

And the child support that has brought me so much pain

Still remains

Within my sound of crying

In restless dreams I married prude

Narrow courtrooms of wood

'Neath the halo of a training blank

I cycled my gun in the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a muzzle's light

That split her mind

And touched my sound of crying

And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand fans, maybe more

Fans memeing without laughing

Fans watching without feeling

Fans writing posts that normies would never share

And no one dared

Disturb my sound of crying

Fools, said I, you do not know

Crying like alimony grows

Hear my story that it might teach you

Take my feeling that it might reach you

But my words, like silent tears fell

And echoed in the wells of crying

And the people bowed and smiled

To the reborn actor who was made

And the sign flashed out its warning

In the words that it was forming

And the sign said, "do not ever marry if you have balls"

And love is false

And stopped the sounds of crying

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/just/ coke my shit up

Was this the beginning of his /just/ tumble? After his wife divorced him, he made his last big movie. And that movie got /just/ed hard.

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YOU JUST ME RIGHT ROUND BABY, RIGHT ROUND

ALIMONY BABY, RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

I'm honestly glad this fucking monstrosity died.

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JUST

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BRENDAN!=

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JUST CHAD MY SHIT UP

Keep laughing at my haircut, faggots.

You'll never be rich, ripped, and have a gf like me you /r9k/-tier neckbeards.

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https://chanpink.com/campus/

Hey /just/

Please give my live imageboard a chance

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Hey, /just/. I happen to know Brendan Frasier, and he says that you're all horrible peopel for mocking his $50/month alimony and that he is doing fine and not considering suicide at all. Thanks.

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just fuck my favorite board up forever

>be me

>go to /tg/

>wow this place is cucked

>go to 8/tg/

>mfw

Absolutely normalfags, i'm talking /v/tard-tier mentality. Fucking hell the place is practically /v/ with a much worse BO. It used to be white supremacist as fuck many months ago, albeith the mod was still a traitor, what happened?

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I am the map

What did he meme by this? Is Fraser the key to unfucking the universe's eternal shit?

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>how would you like your relationship?

JUST CUCK MY SHIT UP FAM

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Brendan Fraser and Friends Products

Dice rollRolled 28, 28, 78, 39, 32 = 205 (5d100)

The other day, I came across this Brendan Fraser "Sleeping Eye Mask" product. The way it works is that you buy it and then just put the cloth mask, featuring Brendan's pre-alimonies eyes, on over your own eyes at night. Then you can fall asleep easier, with Brendan's pre-fucked eyes guarding your dreams.

What other Brendan and friends shit will be found?

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The new Mummy movie has gotten massively negative reviews and a poor start at the box office, grossing only $9.1 milllion so far since its release yesterday, on a production budget of $125 million. The Mummy Boycott is working! #NoBrendanNoMummy is prevaling, even the normalfags know that Brendan > Tom Cruise.

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Fraser The Game

Dice rollRolled 31, 57, 43, 85, 76 = 292 (5d100)

Check it out lads.

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The Mummy

>As Kurtzman struggled to adjust to scope of the project, it felt more like Cruise was the real director, often dictating the major action sequences and micro-managing the production

>There were other ways that “The Mummy” was transformed from a scary summer popcorn movie into a standard-issue Tom Cruise vehicle. The actor personally commissioned two other writers along with McQuarrie to crank out a new script. Two of the film’s three credited screenwriters, McQuarrie and Dylan Kussman, an actor-writer who played small roles in “The Mummy” and “Jack Reacher,” were close allies of Cruise’s. The script envisioned Nick Morton as an earnest Tom Cruise archetype, who is laughably described as a “young man” at one point.

>His writers beefed up his part. In the original script, Morton and the Mummy (played by Sofia Boutella) had nearly equal screen time. The writers also added a twist that saw Cruise’s character become possessed, to give him more of a dramatic arc. Even though Universal executives weren’t thrilled about the story — which feels disjointed and includes Russell Crowe as Dr. Jekyll — they went along with Cruise’s vision.

>As the studio scrambled to deal with weak tracking, it released a portrait in late May of Cruise with other actors from the Dark Universe franchise, including Depp and Javier Bardem (who will play Frankenstein). Yet the studio couldn’t even assemble all the actors in the room at the same time, and the image had to be Photoshopped. The Internet reaction to the last-ditch marketing effort was tepid at best.

>With terrible reviews, “The Mummy,” which insiders say cost as much as $190 million to make and more than $100 million more to market and release worldwide, may struggle to make its money back. The film is performing much stronger overseas, where it was Cruise’s biggest international rollout with a $142 million opening weekend. It’s not clear if the movie will break even, and it’s cast a shadow on the studio’s plans for a Dark Universe franchise that’s supposed to feature A-list stars like Johnny Depp (as “The Invisible Man”) and Angelina Jolie (in negotiations for “The Bride of Frankenstein”).

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w576kjm

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JUST FUCK MY BEAUTY CONTEST UP

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Dice rollRolled 73, 27, 58, 70, 51 = 279 (5d100)

Rolling from a bar because I care about Brendan so much

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>sells house

>liquidates assets

>can no longer pay for alimony

>spend nights sleeping in an alley

>alimony police finally find him

>arrest him for depriving the poor Afton of her 50k/month

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JUST FUCK MAY SHIT UP

>call snap election to increase majority

>polls point to labour getting fucking destroyed

>media talks about landslide victory, strengthening her hand, 20 point lead, strong and stable etc.

>lose majority while you could've kept it till 2020

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Dice rollRolled 19, 7, 90, 61, 51 = 228 (5d100)

Terror

Everyday I wake to find nothing has changed

Still down on my luck I pray

Alone still has to be this way

Above me the skies will remain gray

Got jealousy for anyone that's happy

You don't know, I hate you want to hurt you, see you suffer

You won't hear the cries for helpin' me, my fear

I writhe in pain, I was born to lose

Angry and alone is how and what I was meant to be

Hatred and fear will always be a part of me

There's no salvation for me I know that I am cursed

For all eternity

Maldito, yo naci Maldecido

Bastard, cursed with life and endless disappointments

Monster, learn to deal with what I've become

Outcast, there's no reason to live, there's only

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

Paranoia's got a strangle hold on my mind

I want to sigh in relief but not this time

It seems now a days to stop this torture

I need to drink and drink to forget the future

Even the people in my life hardly know me

The malice and rage, I stride to hide and control

I want to end this pain, my luck drains away like rain

There's only endless pain

Maldito, yo naci Maldecido

Bastard, cursed with life and endless disappointments

Monster, learn to deal with what I've become

Outcast, there's no reason to live, there's only

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

We're the cursed, hide behind friendly smiles

There's a need to crush and hurt to avenge our loss

Day in, day out, the pain is too immense to bear

My hatred grew 'cause no one ever cared

I fail and fail at everything I do

I hope, I lose, to me it's nothing new

I try, I fail, I crash and burn

I've lost again, I die, this curse will never end

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

Hatred, sometimes that's all that's real

Terror, sometimes that's all I feel

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Our chamcham is on the news today

https://archive.fo/xrD7c

Couldn't be bothered to read the article, but it talks about Tom Cruise and the shitty mummy remake. I only care that the chamcham is being talked about again.

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Child of darkness

What did he mean by this? Hello darkness, my old friend…

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Am I JUST deluded or has this board become slightly more active lately?

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He sounds like he's dying. It's from December 2016 though. Is he alright?

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SPIDER MAN

SPIDER MAN

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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Hollywood calls for acting, and we answer.

No greater good, no JUST cause.

Why are we still here?

Just to suffer?

Every night, I can feel my alimony, and my livelihood, and even my court order.

The money I've lost, the movie roles I've lost, it won't stop hurting.

It's like they're all still there.

You feel it too, don't you?

I'm going to make her give back my alimony.

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Dice rollRolled 31, 72, 24, 12, 34 = 173 (5d100)

Charlie! Let your AIDS merge with Brendan's pain, and take it all away, leaving only fame, fortune, and GREATNESS!!!!!!!!

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>try to embed (((youtube))) video from playlist

>copy URL

>nope, it copies playlist url

>right click on video

>copy video URL option

>nope, it copies the playlist url

>extract video URL

>paste in browser

>finally its the individual url

>paste into embed

>cannot make sense of the URL

JUST FUCK

MY SHIT

UP

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Brendan Fraser’s old Beverly Hills house is on the market for $5M

http://therealdeal.com/la/2016/06/09/brendan-frasers-old-house-is-on-the-market-for-4-5m/

>Hopefully, there’s no mummy hidden in this one.

>The former home of actor Brendan Fraser is on the market for JUST under $4.5 million.

Located in the Beverly Hills Post Office area, the home on Readcrest Drive has three bedrooms and four bathrooms, totaling nearly 4,000 square feet of indoor space. Fraser, known for his role in “The Mummy” series as well as an array of 1990s screwball comedies, had the 1966-built property remodeled and redeveloped when he bought it in 1996. He owned the home until 2007.

>Rodeo Realty Beverly Hills’ Ina Kagel is the current listing agent.

>The modern-style residence features floor-to-ceiling windows as well as a media room, gym, wine cellar and a master suite with its own loft. There is also a dark room, as Fraser is an amateur photographer. Outside, there are two decks and a pool with waterfall and spa.

>Property records show the house was acquired for $695,000 in 1996.

>Since his success playing Rick O’Connell in “The Mummy” trilogy, the last of which came out in 2008, Fraser has starred in very few movies. His latest project, fantasy film “Behind the Curtain of Night,” is slated to come out later this year.

JUST

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So who the fuck is TheChamCham exactly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpuo7Tn5Bsc

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Reddit fags keeping the embers kindled

>search Brendan Fraser

>find this

Wew lads looks like these Reddit fags are making them selves useful. Perhaps we can visit their little subreddit and farm all their Fraser memes.

#SAVEBRENDAN

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Anyone else gonna boycott this?

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>your ex-wife comes to your cave to discus alimony payments

>you and ex-wife get frozen

>wake up in the current year

>realize you owe your wife 12,000 years worth of alimony payments

OOGA BOOGA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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What is Brendan Fraser listening to right now?

Here is my guess: