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/just/ - FUCK MY SHIT UP

Brendan Fraser and friends
Winner of the 75nd Attention-Hungry Games
/caco/ - Azarath Metrion Zinthos

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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: bf84be14b59946a⋯.png (740.85 KB, 1000x501, 1000:501, bf84be14b59946afd29440e5fc….png)

 No.16280

Is this the ultimate JUST of the 2010s if not the 21st century?

>begs adult swim for 10 years for a show

>finally gets show

>"Forgets" to hide his powerlevel on social media while tweeting /pol/tier shit

>Buzzfeed and several other media outlets pick up on this

>spin Sam's social media into world peace being an "alt-right" show

>Journalists put major pressure on Adult Swims parent company turner broadcasting system

>Turner puts pressure on Adult Swim

>Adult Swim pulls show for fear of hosting a "neo-nazi, alt-right show"

>Sam spirals into a depression

>gets obese and stops taking care of himself

>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust

>Sam on his own now is putting out the laziest shittiest content of his life because of depression

>Fucks trannies

>Fucks dudes

>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's

>Withheld payment from people very close to him

>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes

>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex

 No.16281

File: 580e84495714fcc⋯.png (134.13 KB, 340x260, 17:13, 1473858823941.png)

File: 06d23cf3ec1bed3⋯.png (293.35 KB, 478x481, 478:481, 1508900204090.png)

I mean…


 No.16282

File: fc42d48c8499450⋯.png (522.8 KB, 547x867, 547:867, 1509221761395.png)


 No.16283

File: 2b579c2c4a472a0⋯.jpg (39.8 KB, 697x161, 697:161, 174789347566.jpg)

Everyone loves Sam. Are you his pathetic worthless stalker? You are the ultimate just. Does even one person like you?


 No.16284

Is anyone even still watching Adult Swim's "original" programming? Last I saw it was Saturday Night Live-tier unfunny. Sam wasn't going to last in an environment where his co-workers found Eric Andre funny no matter what.


 No.16285

>>16283

Are you being ironic or are you Sam?


 No.16287

>>16284

The only people still watching adult swim are the traditional demographics, Weebs who only watch Toonami and stoners who watch everything else, maybe the odd redditer still holding out hope that Rick and Morty season 4 will be announced.


 No.16289


 No.16290

>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's

Quick rundown on this? Miring dedication if true.


 No.16298

>>16284

i used to love adult swim until they cancelled world peace. it was like one of those "which way, white man?" memes when they chose rick and morty instead of world peace. and adult swim was the only channel i ever watched, so i haven't watched tv in years, but i'm still addicted to imageboards unfortunately


 No.16307

>>16280

>>Nick and Charls drift away from Sam either out of anger or disgust

>

>

>>Fucks trannies

>

>>Fucks dudes

>

>>Drove a 15 year old across state lines to have anal sex with her when he was in his late 20's

>

>>Withheld payment from people very close to him

>

>>Begs girls to find other men online for threesomes

>

>>Takes steroids and fake Cialis to even get a boner, peruses Craigslist for gay sex

this is a joke right?


 No.16327

>>16307

Kill yourself already.


 No.16331

File: 3db6cda0dba5558⋯.jpg (52.73 KB, 480x640, 3:4, images.jpg)

Reminder that he did nothing wrong


 No.16340

File: 5803a60e1337cc8⋯.jpg (5.29 KB, 173x256, 173:256, just heat my head up.jpg)

>>16327

This is a freedom front board, friendo. If you haven't taken the heh pill and are a hothead, someone needs to get you out.


 No.16348

>>16331

Nothing wrong, except everything after "Tom Goes to the Mayor".


 No.16349

>>16340

Nobody likes you ;_; Stadiums worth of people love Sam ;_; You will never be a world-changing hero of virtue like the protagonists in your cartoons ;_;


 No.16528

File: 0efc5a374915f81⋯.jpg (20.58 KB, 540x301, 540:301, 0ad46716e7db667210388e6891….jpg)


 No.16643

>>16348

>Nothing wrong, except everything after "Tom Goes to the Mayor".

fucking this tbh


 No.16771

>>16280

half of this is made up, but the other half is sad enough


 No.16785

File: f6f66aad7b9ead2⋯.png (1.44 MB, 936x936, 1:1, preview-clip.php shareblue.png)


 No.16786

File: 87a705f76f238e7⋯.jpg (72.18 KB, 920x920, 1:1, clip-15096314517521723 sha….jpg)


 No.16787

File: e45528410687138⋯.jpg (231.58 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1508883732927 shareblue.jpg)


 No.16802

Hey, Sam

You look like a million dollars:

Highly inflated and worth less than in your prime time.


 No.16954

The only thing Sam Hyde ever did wrong was wanting to get on television.


 No.16986

File: c5f322d42785ad4⋯.jpg (140.76 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 150918994734756 shareblu….jpg)


 No.16987

File: 1a6590c5e8b683b⋯.gif (4.71 MB, 600x1158, 100:193, SAVE ME.gif)

SAVE HIM


 No.18549

File: 7a4822291894be4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 163.94 KB, 1024x972, 256:243, sam hyde and marky.jpg)

File: ac9aca69540ef31⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 42.84 KB, 1160x580, 2:1, sam hyde eating penis.jpg)

File: 3c2ce46c388a264⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.34 KB, 1200x1080, 10:9, sam hyde friend loves 15 y….jpg)

I'll post the rubbish and untrustworthy pics I found.

WARNING! THIS POST IS HAS BEEN MARKED BY A.J. STYLES


 No.18550

File: bd16770c51cbf3d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 772.06 KB, 1600x4120, 40:103, sam hyde sticks things up ….jpg)

File: 244fd412641e304⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 249.9 KB, 1160x1300, 58:65, Sam_Hyde_sucking_a_dick.jpg)

File: 8b23bf3a6c327d4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 513.11 KB, 1600x3000, 8:15, sam hyde tranny.jpg)

pt.2


 No.18551

might wanna check Josh's dump or >>>/cow/ to find more info, but he never married, so it's only the divorce from television that matters

it's a shame because there were a few diamonds in the rough with this poof


 No.18552

>>16331

>Tim heidecker - I am a cuck

Yeah, no. If you feel it, in your heart, that it's the right thing to do then by all means defend this cucklord. JUST remember you're as much of or more so a cuck by association with such a creature.


 No.18579

File: 4f43d7fe1714115⋯.png (262.26 KB, 800x1039, 800:1039, Million Dollar Extreme Pre….png)


 No.18748

File: 4dd30f2c19789c0⋯.webm (3.75 MB, 540x720, 3:4, nod to the rhythm.webm)


 No.18750

>>18549

not hte same girl. if you have the other photoset of the chubster girl, and look at her teeth, she has really, really pronounced pointy canines. the other girl has rounded ones.


 No.18756

File: 80a078b3d7a5a92⋯.png (674.78 KB, 627x749, 627:749, 80a078b3d7a5a92de59c84a7ad….png)

File: 3961101f21ec1d6⋯.jpg (16.26 KB, 425x370, 85:74, LMAO.jpg)

>>18748

MY SIDES

I haven't laughed this hard in a long tiem


 No.18758

damn I am convinced


 No.18941

File: 57d965b36a5c719⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1509119857274.png)


 No.19016

>>16280

He has Rhinophyma.


 No.19035

>>18941

The first time I saw that pic or variants thereof, I thought it was some parody of Jim Raynor from Brood War. Didn't realize til later it was Hyde.


 No.19304

>>16331

heidecker is a fag




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