No.8857
 | Rolled 92, 15, 87, 84, 3 = 281 (5d100) |
ITT: we play Fraser simulator.
Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you
JUST
have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.
<The first Fraser Simulator thread got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough
No.8858
| Rolled 51, 87, 77, 21, 25 = 261 (5d100) |
many thanks to the original creator of the fraser simulator!
let's ROOOOOLLLLL
No.8860
| Rolled 76, 38, 49, 83, 30 = 276 (5d100) |
SAVE
A
V
E
BRENDAN
R
E
N
D
A
N
No.8861
| Rolled 96, 6, 88, 91, 75 = 356 (5d100) |
>got beaten to breadbaking
JUST
U
S
T
No.8862
| Rolled 75, 9, 89, 61, 24 = 258 (5d100) |
No.8863
| Rolled 60, 66, 92, 30, 76 = 324 (5d100) |
No.8864
| Rolled 59, 66, 41, 50, 70 = 286 (5d100) |
No.8865
| Rolled 100, 43, 51, 52, 29 = 275 (5d100) |
No.8866
| Rolled 21, 1, 28, 29, 82 = 161 (5d100) |
No.8868
| Rolled 10, 37, 59, 25, 25 = 156 (5d100) |
No.8869
| Rolled 100, 11, 77, 99, 72 = 359 (5d100) |
>>8868
>targets the wallet
No.8870
| Rolled 42, 74, 73, 4, 1 = 194 (5d100) |
>>7435
OLD THREAD
No.8871
| Rolled 28, 83, 35, 89, 26 = 261 (5d100) |
https://archive.fo/fFpTh
archive of our first brave attempts to roll Brendan and friends out of hell
No.8872
| Rolled 58, 25, 9, 29, 69 = 190 (5d100) |
the ride never ends
No.8873
| Rolled 30, 87, 94, 87, 5 = 303 (5d100) |
No.8874
| Rolled 97, 10, 17, 19, 20 = 163 (5d100) |
No.8875
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
No.8876
| Rolled 84, 42, 75, 2, 50 = 253 (5d100) |
>>8875
Dammit forgot to roll already.
No.8877
| Rolled 62, 85, 71, 53, 81 = 352 (5d100) |
No.8878
| Rolled 56, 67, 97, 72, 46 = 338 (5d100) |
No.8879
| Rolled 79, 93, 18, 71, 20 = 281 (5d100) |
>725 rolls
>Our shit is still fucked up
No.8880
<I heard there was a secret kike who's wife his shit she did fuck, but you don't really care bout brendan do ya
No.8881
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 27, 65, 50, 44, 66 = 252 (5d100) |
>>8880
You forgot to roll the dice… we can't unfuck BrenBren's shit if we don't roll the dice…
No.8882
>>8881
this thread is ruining brendan's life, im never rolling the dice again
No.8883
| Rolled 76, 60, 99, 11, 68 = 314 (5d100) |
>>8882
No.8884
| Rolled 63, 25, 67, 7, 82 = 244 (5d100) |
>>8883
No.8885
| Rolled 100, 62, 6, 62, 9 = 239 (5d100) |
>>8882
you can't ruin something that's already past the point of being destroyed
No.8886
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 10, 16, 41, 1, 85 = 153 (5d100) |
Remember when Brendan was a bigger star than both Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi?
Remember when Brendan sung a punk rock song in video related?
>What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night,
>Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write
>Kid's just don't understand
>Johnny don't care about the world
>as long as he can do his girl
>and prove that he's a man.
>He got wasted eating lunch,
>He's a teenage vegetable.
>Getting high, proving that he's cool.
>Johnny'd hate to think that he's ignorant,
>instead he's a mindless and brainwashed bitch
>Ring a bell and he'll start to drool.
>Degenerated,
>Degenerated,
>Our minds are vegetated.
>Degenerated,
>Degenerated,
>Our actions are imitated.
>He's got PCP in his veins,
>Gonna' put a bullet in his brains,
>Addicted to the TV.
>When he's old,
>He's gonna' have a son,
>That says "hey there, me, I'm deaf and dumb!"
>To become a young Johnny
>Degenerated,
>Degenerated,
>And our minds are vegetated.
>Degenerated,
>Degenerated,
>Our actions are imitated.
>Degenerate (x 12)
No.8887
| Rolled 21, 44, 34, 18, 35 = 152 (5d100) |
Morning rollings
No.8888
| Rolled 14, 48, 81, 95, 54 = 292 (5d100) |
Every young boy remembers his first set of
QUADS
U
A
D
S
No.8889
| Rolled 4, 91, 62, 39, 15 = 211 (5d100) |
>>8888
hey look he did it
No.8890
| Rolled 44, 55, 36, 18, 6 = 159 (5d100) |
Somalians by country
No.8891
| Rolled 50, 55, 73, 33, 22 = 233 (5d100) |
>>8888
c-checked
No.8892
| Rolled 62, 9, 13, 13, 78 = 175 (5d100) |
No.8894
rolling to end tom cruise's career and restore brendan to his former glory
No.8895
| Rolled 87, 94, 61, 47, 53 = 342 (5d100) |
>>8894
DAMN IT
No.8899
| Rolled 69, 30, 37, 29, 21 = 186 (5d100) |
💏💸👹😭
No.8900
| Rolled 11, 25, 92, 26, 91 = 245 (5d100) |
LET'S SEE THOSE BIG NUMBERS
No.8901
| Rolled 97, 66, 14, 13, 75 = 265 (5d100) |
>>8857
Holy fuck we've already filled a thread.
No.8902
| Rolled 44, 6, 6, 72, 69 = 197 (5d100) |
>>8890
>Sweden isn't #1
JUST give it a few years.
No.8905
| Rolled 35, 93, 78, 34, 69 = 309 (5d100) |
No.8906
| Rolled 33, 46, 31, 2, 17 = 129 (5d100) |
If my roll is dubs the user below me is a faggot. If my roll is singles the user below me will roll 490+
No.8907
| Rolled 24, 40, 50, 100, 10 = 224 (5d100) |
okay
No.8908
| Rolled 75, 66, 75, 41, 39 = 296 (5d100) |
ROLLL
pic related deserves its own thread
No.8913
| Rolled 14, 76, 14, 69, 16 = 189 (5d100) |
roll for one and all
No.8914
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 88, 5, 9, 63, 40 = 205 (5d100) |
No.8920
| Rolled 53, 69, 24, 89, 10 = 245 (5d100) |
A L I M O N Y
No.8921
| Rolled 13, 32, 56, 13, 6 = 120 (5d100) |
The alimony! It's assraping me! Nooooooo
No.8926
| Rolled 88, 46, 73, 31, 8 = 246 (5d100) |
fiftythousanddollars
No.8927
| Rolled 31, 74, 84, 58, 51 = 298 (5d100) |
Rrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rrrrrreeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.8928
| Rolled 59, 27, 52, 85, 15 = 238 (5d100) |
Rolling to restore Brendan's hair 💆
No.8932
| Rolled 92, 40, 95, 85, 3 = 315 (5d100) |
No.8939
>>8864
>nobody used this /just/ hair in memes yet
JUST FUCK HIS HAIR UP FAM
No.8940
| Rolled 23, 99, 37, 98, 35 = 292 (5d100) |
>>8939
FORGOT TO ROLL
No.8944
| Rolled 73, 91, 94, 8, 70 = 336 (5d100) |
>>8939
Maybe he doesn't need it anymore.
No.8950
| Rolled 71, 64, 26, 90, 84 = 335 (5d100) |
rolling in the hopes that everyone who's having a hard time like brendan is having, who doesn't deserved to be justed, to please have their shit unfucked
No.8951
| Rolled 97, 84, 35, 37, 48 = 301 (5d100) |
No.8952
| Rolled 71, 22, 8, 68, 64 = 233 (5d100) |
No.8953
| Rolled 24, 63, 83, 37, 94 = 301 (5d100) |
Everyone who sees this post must reply 2 times with a roll
No.8954
| Rolled 47, 7, 3, 56, 32 = 145 (5d100) |
>>8953
1
No.8955
| Rolled 90, 15, 35, 11, 24 = 175 (5d100) |
>>8954
2
No.8956
| Rolled 11, 35, 5, 86, 94 = 231 (5d100) |
>>8953
I mean, 2
No.8957
| Rolled 56, 56, 29, 90, 66 = 297 (5d100) |
Your shit will never be unfucked.
No.8959
| Rolled 88, 22, 75, 42, 32 = 259 (5d100) |
get
No.8960
| Rolled 86, 2, 21, 69, 67 = 245 (5d100) |
>>8953
just fuck
No.8961
| Rolled 41, 4, 1, 63, 72 = 181 (5d100) |
>>8953
my shit up
No.8970
| Rolled 46, 95, 2, 77, 41 = 261 (5d100) |
No.8973
| Rolled 56, 57, 61, 52, 69 = 295 (5d100) |
No.8974
| Rolled 94, 58, 99, 10, 12 = 273 (5d100) |
benis
No.8980
| Rolled 93, 87, 18, 47, 1 = 246 (5d100) |
Another day, another roll.
No.8982
| Rolled 80, 13, 55, 85, 67 = 300 (5d100) |
Poky little puppy roll
No.8989
| Rolled 44, 59, 75, 69, 73 = 320 (5d100) |
No.8991
| Rolled 100, 94, 38, 20, 33 = 285 (5d100) |
CONFUUUUUUUSINNNNGGG WHAAAAT IS REEEEEOOOOOO
No.8994
| Rolled 44, 36, 27, 29, 76 = 212 (5d100) |
>>8991
JUST
No.8996
| Rolled 100, 91, 74, 19, 2 = 286 (5d100) |
IT STARTS WITH YOU
No.8997
| Rolled 24, 52, 63, 22, 88 = 249 (5d100) |
IT STARTS WITH JEW
No.8998
| Rolled 58, 61, 50, 70, 43 = 282 (5d100) |
Where do I poo?
No.8999
| Rolled 75, 43, 87, 4, 76 = 285 (5d100) |
J U S T
T O U CH
M Y
K I D S
U P
No.9000
she's ripping up my money
she's assraping my life
i've been betrayed by
my evil ex wife
No.9001
| Rolled 23, 25, 85, 85, 66 = 284 (5d100) |
>>8999
>>9000
<only 1000 posts until /sp/ steals 10000
>will they roll for brendan
No.9003
| Rolled 98, 99, 71, 12, 71 = 351 (5d100) |
((( S E N D H E L P )))
No.9004
| Rolled 100 (1d100) |
Can I roll one at a time?
No.9005
| Rolled 89 (1d100) |
>>9004
No.9006
| Rolled 85 (1d100) |
>>9005
JUST
No.9007
| Rolled 25 (1d100) |
>>9006
No.9008
| Rolled 88 (1d100) |
>>9007
No.9012
>>8868
>>8869
Kek I didn't pay attention to the details the first time.
No.9013
| Rolled 43, 29, 32, 100, 84 = 288 (5d100) |
>>9012
I JUST forgot to roll.
No.9017
| Rolled 83, 66, 86, 58, 18 = 311 (5d100) |
mods cant you JUST make this thread repeating?
No.9020
| Rolled 52, 9, 71, 34, 47 = 213 (5d100) |
>>9004
>>9005
>>9006
>>9007
>>9008
>387
No.9022
| Rolled 32, 88, 21, 12, 13 = 166 (5d100) |
Rolling for Brendan.
No.9024
| Rolled 2, 53, 88, 7, 88 = 238 (5d100) |
gogogo
No.9026
| Rolled 60, 96, 87, 22, 18 = 283 (5d100) |
No.9032
| Rolled 65, 91, 1, 40, 92 = 289 (5d100) |
>>9026
No.9034
| Rolled 52, 93, 10, 34, 35 = 224 (5d100) |
people would think i'm crazy if they knew i had a folder on my PC full of photos of brendan
No.9037
| Rolled 89, 32, 57, 6, 78 = 262 (5d100) |
ROLOLOLOL
No.9038
| Rolled 87, 87, 70, 64, 41 = 349 (5d100) |
No.9039
| Rolled 45, 90, 90, 60, 30 = 315 (5d100) |
No.9040
| Rolled 62, 20, 67, 90, 55 = 294 (5d100) |
SAVE ME
No.9051
| Rolled 93, 67, 34, 49, 67 = 310 (5d100) |
>>9034
H-heh…
its not JUST Brendan, theres other JUST images too
No.9055
| Rolled 13, 79, 33, 32, 67 = 224 (5d100) |
No.9063
| Rolled 3, 8, 69, 66, 12 = 158 (5d100) |
No.9074
| Rolled 81, 30, 51, 65, 29 = 256 (5d100) |
>>9051
you have fewer files but a larger size on disk. explain.
I would be cast out of society if normal people knew the size of my bane folder
No.9076
>>9074
I probably have more fraser webms.
No.9077
| Rolled 4, 69, 2, 36, 35 = 146 (5d100) |
forgot to roll
No.9081
| Rolled 57, 24, 52, 95, 97 = 325 (5d100) |
I love this board
No.9083
| Rolled 56, 83, 50, 23, 11 = 223 (5d100) |
(((JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT)))
No.9084
| Rolled 80, 27, 68, 11, 32 = 218 (5d100) |
Brendan you're the best! I'm sorry you have to pay alimony!!
No.9085
| Rolled 21, 55, 33, 58, 46 = 213 (5d100) |
>>9081
U2 just-kun.
No.9086
| Rolled 46, 16, 2, 58, 96 = 218 (5d100) |
No.9087
| Rolled 1, 49, 94, 83, 81 = 308 (5d100) |
<3
No.9088
| Rolled 61, 12, 67, 34, 33 = 207 (5d100) |
No.9089
| Rolled 20, 30, 21, 59, 57 = 187 (5d100) |
No.9090
| Rolled 18, 69, 4, 93, 87 = 271 (5d100) |
No.9091
| Rolled 84, 16, 87, 81, 60 = 328 (5d100) |
No.9092
| Rolled 31, 71, 18, 17, 56 = 193 (5d100) |
No.9093
| Rolled 97, 4, 31, 61, 12 = 205 (5d100) |
Rolling to deJustify my life
No.9094
| Rolled 14, 62, 8, 26, 64 = 174 (5d100) |
No.9095
| Rolled 24, 11, 19, 6, 30 = 90 (5d100) |
Can we ever escape the alimony?
No.9096
| Rolled 76, 100, 65, 60, 88 = 389 (5d100) |
>>9095
rolling JUST under 100, you pay alimony and lose your kids.
No.9097
| Rolled 52, 48, 89, 88, 32 = 309 (5d100) |
No.9098
| Rolled 65, 61, 96, 51, 99 = 372 (5d100) |
No.9099
| Rolled 46, 66, 57, 64, 34 = 267 (5d100) |
No.9100
| Rolled 88, 58, 76, 100, 65 = 387 (5d100) |
No.9101
| Rolled 8, 8, 33, 62, 13 = 124 (5d100) |
Must roll 96 avg on each die
No.9102
| Rolled 50, 1, 59, 69, 72 = 251 (5d100) |
>>9099
Only local politics can save Brendan from the alimony spies.
No.9103
| Rolled 62, 52, 82, 90, 19 = 305 (5d100) |
Rollin rollin rollin
No.9104
| Rolled 46, 20, 88, 22, 91 = 267 (5d100) |
>>9103
Keep them doggies rollin
No.9105
| Rolled 54, 58, 80, 3, 13 = 208 (5d100) |
>>9104
Rollin rollin rollin
No.9106
| Rolled 31, 4, 63, 77, 48 = 223 (5d100) |
>>9105
Rawhide
No.9107
| Rolled 51, 83, 47, 25, 74 = 280 (5d100) |
HWNDU alimony soon
No.9108
| Rolled 22, 35, 24, 36, 41 = 158 (5d100) |
.0025% chance of success
Keep rolling
No.9109
| Rolled 97, 20, 84, 56, 69 = 326 (5d100) |
>>9108
No.9110
| Rolled 8, 81, 18, 83, 2 = 192 (5d100) |
>>9109
0.00003003% you tard
No.9111
No.9112
| Rolled 23, 17, 27, 82, 27 = 176 (5d100) |
>>9111
Checked
No.9113
No.9114
| Rolled 71, 82, 3, 77, 43 = 276 (5d100) |
rollan
No.9117
| Rolled 42, 98, 12, 57, 91 = 300 (5d100) |
No.9120
| Rolled 99, 44, 80, 59, 64 = 346 (5d100) |
No.9121
| Rolled 99, 49, 39, 65, 1 = 253 (5d100) |
Daily roll!
No.9122
| Rolled 50, 58, 70, 60, 88 = 326 (5d100) |
>>9121
>roll a 99
>JUST gets canceled out by a 1
No.9124
| Rolled 30, 93, 78, 9, 22 = 232 (5d100) |
>>9122
No escape
No.9130
| Rolled 43, 66, 49, 14, 7 = 179 (5d100) |
Unfuck my shit fam
No.9131
| Rolled 83, 18, 68, 89, 85 = 343 (5d100) |
Remove alimony
No.9132
| Rolled 93, 16, 5, 52, 35 = 201 (5d100) |
Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
No.9136
| Rolled 61, 100, 52, 33, 24 = 270 (5d100) |
Afton is wearing a human suit.
No.9137
| Rolled 23, 53, 43, 54, 9 = 182 (5d100) |
>>9136
Ayy lmao
No.9138
| Rolled 13, 55, 91, 42, 48 = 249 (5d100) |
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
No.9139
| Rolled 85, 79, 54, 55, 36 = 309 (5d100) |
SNEK
No.9146
| Rolled 12, 64, 34, 88, 100 = 298 (5d100) |
No.9148
| Rolled 22, 86, 86, 26, 60 = 280 (5d100) |
Will anyone ever unfuck their shit?
No.9149
| Rolled 93, 81, 79, 8, 66 = 327 (5d100) |
Last try, ever.
No.9151
| Rolled 71, 38, 70, 16, 36 = 231 (5d100) |
>>9148
Eventually yes.
Being apart of the JUSTice league is never easy.
>>9149
>this hothead is JUST giving up
No.9161
| Rolled 71, 87, 95, 10, 25 = 288 (5d100) |
Don't give up hope!!
We can do it!!!!
No.9162
| Rolled 51, 96, 2, 92, 59 = 300 (5d100) |
No.9163
| Rolled 25, 92, 23, 79, 14 = 233 (5d100) |
UP YOURS AFTON
No.9167
| Rolled 81, 50, 84, 72, 63 = 350 (5d100) |
No.9168
| Rolled 100, 1, 69, 85, 85 = 340 (5d100) |
No.9172
| Rolled 22, 9, 53, 62, 23 = 169 (5d100) |
ROLLANDO
No.9175
| Rolled 91, 26, 75, 46, 15 = 253 (5d100) |
i was watching brendan's new appearance on a tv show over at >>9046 and i noticed something cool. he has a favorite jacket, or a style of jacket, that he always wears. i mean, he has worn this thing through the YEARS
No.9178
| Rolled 47, 34, 6, 34, 75 = 196 (5d100) |
No.9179
| Rolled 17, 6, 13, 81, 40 = 157 (5d100) |
>>9175
He's a big guy.
No.9181
| Rolled 32, 82, 45, 46, 2 = 207 (5d100) |
>>9179
fu
No.9182
| Rolled 78, 70, 29, 62, 78 = 317 (5d100) |
JUST give him back his dignity.
No.9183
| Rolled 86, 76, 96, 18, 68 = 344 (5d100) |
No.9184
| Rolled 66, 24, 5, 12, 52 = 159 (5d100) |
No.9185
| Rolled 23, 20, 96, 13, 98 = 250 (5d100) |
>>9182
>BrendanFraserAfter7Beers.webm
No.9186
| Rolled 92, 23, 20, 72, 34 = 241 (5d100) |
roll for this new banner i made!
No.9192
| Rolled 52, 31, 60, 94, 40 = 277 (5d100) |
#roll4brenbren
No.9194
No.9195
| Rolled 58, 32, 26, 83, 39 = 238 (5d100) |
Daily roll
No.9196
| Rolled 91, 23, 60, 55, 6 = 235 (5d100) |
No.9198
| Rolled 12, 94, 73, 31, 81 = 291 (5d100) |
roll for the brokenhearted
No.9199
| Rolled 18, 68, 59, 22, 62 = 229 (5d100) |
DAY WILL COME AGAIN
No.9200
| Rolled 13, 29, 35, 57, 82 = 216 (5d100) |
No.9204
| Rolled 66, 2, 28, 33, 36 = 165 (5d100) |
No.9205
| Rolled 3, 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 3, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 4, 1, 4, 1, 4, 4, 4, 2, 2, 5, 5, 4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 4, 3, 3, 5, 3, 3, 5, 5, 3, 3, 3, 5, 4, 4, 2, 3, 5, 4, 4, 2, 2, 5, 1, 5, 5, 2, 2, 3, 1 = 304 (100d5) |
Is the other way acceptable?
No.9206
| Rolled 52, 26, 44, 61, 8 = 191 (5d100) |
>>9205
just a test
No.9207
| Rolled 94, 13, 79, 67, 1 = 254 (5d100) |
friday
night
roll
!!!!
No.9210
| Rolled 87, 19, 63, 31, 65 = 265 (5d100) |
waifu pillows
No.9211
| Rolled 44, 82, 12, 10, 20 = 168 (5d100) |
WEW
No.9214
>>9207
Who is that? Afton's new alimony source?
No.9215
| Rolled 38, 56, 50, 25, 72 = 241 (5d100) |
>>9207
>>9214
also roll
No.9221
>>9214
it's keanu reeves, star of "the matrix" & "john wick" movies. i don't think he ever dated afton, but he did make eye contact with her once, which is bad enough
No.9222
| Rolled 11, 4, 11, 16, 46 = 88 (5d100) |
>>9221
<dodged_a_bullet
>is clearly stopping them
No.9223
| Rolled 77, 83, 47, 22, 47 = 276 (5d100) |
>>9221
>>9222
i also forgot to roll & pic related
No.9224
>>9214
>>9221
>inb4 Neo is the next victim of the alimony
No.9225
| Rolled 71, 19, 70, 53, 1 = 214 (5d100) |
>>9224
Rolling for Neo
No.9228
| Rolled 60, 22, 27, 96, 35 = 240 (5d100) |
Sunday morning unfuckery.
No.9230
| Rolled 61, 60, 67, 53, 98 = 339 (5d100) |
No.9234
| Rolled 61, 23, 81, 26, 88 = 279 (5d100) |
>>9230
No.9235
| Rolled 30, 53, 3, 95, 52 = 233 (5d100) |
No.9236
| Rolled 7, 35, 15, 25, 96 = 178 (5d100) |
No.9237
| Rolled 48, 53, 30, 38, 67 = 236 (5d100) |
No.9238
| Rolled 50, 75, 51, 54, 4 = 234 (5d100) |
No.9239
| Rolled 19, 55, 15, 23, 89 = 201 (5d100) |
No.9240
| Rolled 25, 51, 21, 4, 12 = 113 (5d100) |
No.9243
| Rolled 70, 97, 84, 88, 25 = 364 (5d100) |
No.9244
| Rolled 62, 86, 97, 61, 23 = 329 (5d100) |
No.9245
| Rolled 21, 52, 23, 78, 75 = 249 (5d100) |
No.9247
| Rolled 98, 11, 46, 100, 33 = 288 (5d100) |
>>9245
Isn't this guy a serial killer?
I thought they finally captured him.
No.9248
| Rolled 40, 60, 49, 64, 4 = 217 (5d100) |
rollan
No.9249
| Rolled 87, 49, 19, 16, 22 = 193 (5d100) |
No.9254
| Rolled 38, 30, 96, 95, 90 = 349 (5d100) |
No.9255
| Rolled 80, 48, 47, 1, 76 = 252 (5d100) |
ROLL
O
L
L
No.9256
| Rolled 20, 3, 64, 24, 62 = 173 (5d100) |
No.9257
| Rolled 86, 19, 45, 9, 34 = 193 (5d100) |
There's no way my shit will still be fucked up.
No.9258
| Rolled 75, 64, 74, 43, 66 = 322 (5d100) |
No.9259
| Rolled 28, 28, 15, 91, 33 = 195 (5d100) |
No.9264
| Rolled 13, 72, 21, 94, 94 = 294 (5d100) |
No.9267
| Rolled 30, 79, 31, 69, 84 = 293 (5d100) |
No.9269
| Rolled 18, 45, 91, 82, 73 = 309 (5d100) |
Just unfuck my shit, fam.
No.9270
| Rolled 25, 80, 83, 48, 98 = 334 (5d100) |
>>9267
No.9272
| Rolled 61, 86, 2, 35, 61 = 245 (5d100) |
No.9274
| Rolled 39, 6, 52, 93, 86 = 276 (5d100) |
JUST save the man already.
No.9276
We should keep a record of the highest rolls through all the threads. Unfucking Brendan's shit will take a long time.
No.9277
| Rolled 100, 63, 43, 39, 79 = 324 (5d100) |
>>9276
Shit my lads, didn't roll.
No.9280
| Rolled 97, 62, 9, 39, 77 = 284 (5d100) |
Friday night unfuckery.
No.9284
| Rolled 21, 89, 2, 11, 46 = 169 (5d100) |
No.9285
| Rolled 20, 43, 74, 64, 44 = 245 (5d100) |
>>8857
JUST
SAVE
US ALL
No.9288
| Rolled 33, 54, 66, 55, 15 = 223 (5d100) |
>>9283
>>9277
>>9276
No.9290
| Rolled 71, 57, 28, 97, 67 = 320 (5d100) |
>>9283
Thanks Chamalam.
No.9294
((( J U S T )))
>>9283
Any chance of a low scores version?
No.9295
| Rolled 63, 24, 70, 22, 92 = 271 (5d100) |
>>9294
whoopsie daisy
No.9296
| Rolled 55, 57, 72, 57, 51 = 292 (5d100) |
What are the chances of 490+ again?
No.9297
| Rolled 29, 66, 20, 3, 25 = 143 (5d100) |
>>9296
2%
No.9300
| Rolled 82, 11, 31, 85, 24 = 233 (5d100) |
>>9297
No.9303
>>9297
it's actually less than that, you need to convolute five flat distributions.
rolls around average value are more likely than rolls in the extremes, as there are more valid way to sum up in that way. each of the dice has 100 outcomes, so that's 100^5 or 10.000.000.000 possibilities; but obviously not all rolls have the same amount of combinations. if it's easier; think of 2d6; you can roll 7 in 6 different ways (1+6, 2+5, 3+4, 4+3, 5+2, 6+1) but you can roll 12 only by rolling 6 twice.
to make our table simpler; I will ignore permutations (for example rollinig (4,5) and (5,4) are permutations of each other) and just note the number of permutations in each case. you can use wolfram|alpha to get those multiplicities ("permutations[{a,b,c,d,e},{5}]" returns multiplicity). valid rolls 490+ are:
500:
(100,100,100,100,100);1
total 1
——————————————-
499:
(100,100,100,100,99);5
total 5
——————————————-
498:
(100,100,100,99,99);10
(100,100,100,100,98);5
total 15
——————————————-
497:
(100,100,99,99,99);10
(100,100,100,99,98);20
(100,100,100,100,97);5
total 35
——————————————-
496:
(100,99,99,99,99);5
(100,100,99,99,98);30
(100,100,100,99,97);20
(100,100,100,98,98);10
(100,100,100,100,96);5
total 70
——————————————-
495:
(99,99,99,99,99);1
(100,99,99,99,98);20
(100,100,99,99,97);30
(100,100,99,98,98);30
(100,100,100,99,96);20
(100,100,100,98,97);20
(100,100,100,100,95);5
total 126
——————————————-
494:
(99,99,99,99,98);5
(100,99,99,99,97);20
(100,99,99,98,98);30
(100,100,99,99,96);30
(100,100,99,98,97);60
(100,100,98,98,98);10
(100,100,100,99,95);20
(100,100,100,98,96);20
(100,100,100,97,97);10
(100,100,100,100,94);5
total 200
——————————————-
493:
(99,99,99,99,97);5
(99,99,99,98,98);10
(100,99,99,99,96);20
(100,99,99,98,97);60
(100,99,98,98,98);20
(100,100,99,99,95);30
(100,100,99,98,96);60
(100,100,99,97,97);30
(100,100,98,98,97);30
(100,100,100,99,94);20
(100,100,100,98,95);20
(100,100,100,97,96);20
(100,100,100,100,93);5
total 330
——————————————-
492:
(99,99,99,99,96);5
(99,99,99,98,97);20
(99,99,98,98,98);10
(100,99,99,99,95);20
(100,99,99,98,96);60
(100,99,99,97,97);30
(100,99,98,98,97);60
(100,98,98,98,98);5
(100,100,99,99,94);30
(100,100,99,98,95);60
(100,100,99,97,96);60
(100,100,98,98,96);30
(100,100,98,97,97);30
(100,100,100,99,93);20
(100,100,100,98,94);20
(100,100,100,97,95);20
(100,100,100,96,96);10
(100,100,100,100,92);5
total 495
——————————————-
491:
(99,99,99,99,95);5
(99,99,99,98,96);20
(99,99,99,97,97);10
(99,99,98,98,97);30
(99,98,98,98,98);5
(100,99,99,99,94);20
(100,99,99,98,95);60
(100,99,99,97,96);60
(100,99,98,98,96);60
(100,99,98,97,97);60
(100,98,98,98,97);20
(100,100,99,99,93);30
(100,100,99,98,94);60
(100,100,99,97,95);60
(100,100,99,96,96);30
(100,100,98,98,95);30
(100,100,98,97,96);60
(100,100,97,97,97);10
(100,100,100,99,92);20
(100,100,100,98,93);20
(100,100,100,97,94);20
(100,100,100,96,95);20
(100,100,100,100,91);5
total 715
——————————————-
490:
(98,98,98,98,98);1
(99,99,99,99,94);5
(99,99,99,98,95);20
(99,99,99,97,96);20
(99,99,98,98,96);30
(99,99,98,97,97);30
(99,98,98,98,97);20
(100,99,99,99,93);20
(100,99,99,98,94);60
(100,99,99,97,95);60
(100,99,99,96,96);30
(100,99,98,98,95);60
(100,99,98,97,96);120
(100,98,98,98,96);20
(100,98,98,97,97);30
(100,100,99,99,92);30
(100,100,99,98,93);60
(100,100,99,97,94);60
(100,100,99,96,95);60
(100,100,98,98,94);30
(100,100,98,97,95);60
(100,100,98,96,96);30
(100,100,97,97,96);30
(100,100,100,99,91);20
(100,100,100,98,92);20
(100,100,100,97,93);20
(100,100,100,96,94);20
(100,100,100,95,95);10
(100,100,100,100,90);5
total 981
——————————————-
grand total 2.973
I hope I didn't forget any but I should have covered most of possible rolls. The grand total of desired rolls compared to all possible rolls of 10.000.000.000 is really small; 2.973/10.000.000.000 is slightly less than 0.3 per million or statistically once in a 3.363.605.
No.9304
| Rolled 92, 44, 75, 2, 41 = 254 (5d100) |
had roll in quick reply but finished post in top form
No.9305
| Rolled 82, 34, 86, 23, 92 = 317 (5d100) |
>>9303
>1 in 3,363,605
That feels like a realistic representation of being trapped in Alimony Hell.
No.9306
| Rolled 81, 23, 5, 98, 58 = 265 (5d100) |
>>9305
good news is, top boards have already generated several times this many posts, so we are bound to get there some time
No.9307
| Rolled 26, 61, 36, 60, 68 = 251 (5d100) |
>>9303
OK so a lil bit less than 2%, we can still do this
No.9308
| Rolled 29, 57, 73, 3, 98 = 260 (5d100) |
>>9303
No.9309
| Rolled 76, 19, 80, 20, 80 = 275 (5d100) |
Fuck my shit up /just/
No.9310
| Rolled 69, 26, 1, 11, 13 = 120 (5d100) |
are we the first board to do this?
No.9312
| Rolled 87, 74, 36, 48, 13 = 258 (5d100) |
No.9314
| Rolled 34, 88, 66, 91, 62 = 341 (5d100) |
No.9315
| Rolled 82, 52, 79, 9, 64 = 286 (5d100) |
>>9310
Not the first to roll for the high score, but I think we are the first to roll for Brendan.
No.9317
| Rolled 6, 63, 21, 93, 34 = 217 (5d100) |
WELCOME TO ALIMONY TARTARUS
No.9318
| Rolled 29, 13, 97, 53, 73 = 265 (5d100) |
No.9319
| Rolled 5, 42, 56, 40, 67 = 210 (5d100) |
No.9320
| Rolled 47, 21, 49, 50, 89 = 256 (5d100) |
>>9283
>>9303
Bless your autism, Anons.
No.9323
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 48, 69, 32, 37, 24 = 210 (5d100) |
>>8857
R
O
L
L
U
P
P
O
No.9324
| Rolled 14, 4, 82, 93, 15 = 208 (5d100) |
>>9305
It could be worse, we could IN alimony hell
No.9326
| Rolled 69, 58, 68, 97, 26 = 318 (5d100) |
No.9327
>>9305
Hey now, by rolling 1000 times(at least) we are already 0.0002973% of the way there. JUST keep going, maybe we will get lucky one time.
No.9328
| Rolled 32, 87, 82, 51, 59 = 311 (5d100) |
>>9327
No.9329
| Rolled 90, 35, 29, 86, 35 = 275 (5d100) |
>>9305
>>9327
Wait I messed up, we are actually at 0.02973% statistically.
No.9330
| Rolled 22, 84, 40, 66, 3 = 215 (5d100) |
>>9327
let's do this? let's do this!
JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT
No.9333
| Rolled 8, 30, 79, 90, 40 = 247 (5d100) |
No.9335
| Rolled 67, 93, 83, 68, 22 = 333 (5d100) |
No.9336
| Rolled 99, 2, 55, 44, 51 = 251 (5d100) |
No.9337
| Rolled 40, 62, 56, 88, 12 = 258 (5d100) |
>>9336
Kek who is this glorious autist?
No.9338
| Rolled 70, 67, 37, 19, 45 = 238 (5d100) |
No.9339
| Rolled 15, 31, 83, 16, 37 = 182 (5d100) |
>>9337
says right there in the filename
No.9340
| Rolled 85, 13, 70, 21, 1 = 190 (5d100) |
>>9335
repeating numerals
No.9342
| Rolled 21, 6, 89, 22, 82 = 220 (5d100) |
>>9336
>>9339
No.9343
| Rolled 49, 99, 39, 96, 93 = 376 (5d100) |
No.9344
| Rolled 43, 5, 73, 40, 43 = 204 (5d100) |
TODAY I UNFUCK MY SHIT
No.9345
| Rolled 5, 47, 99, 56, 41 = 248 (5d100) |
>>9344
FINE, TODAY I UNFUCK MY SHIT
No.9348
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 2, 38, 5, 79, 43 = 167 (5d100) |
No.9350
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 66, 20, 90, 57, 70 = 303 (5d100) |
No.9353
| Rolled 59, 91, 61, 60, 37 = 308 (5d100) |
RULES OF ALIMONY
JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT FAM
I'VE GOT NO MORE MONEY
No.9358
| Rolled 6, 77, 34, 74, 11 = 202 (5d100) |
>>9339
No.9359
| Rolled 22, 34, 99, 72, 78 = 305 (5d100) |
I need to beat 411 guys.
No.9360
| Rolled 58, 77, 92, 93, 33 = 353 (5d100) |
No.9364
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 78, 100, 80, 9, 53 = 320 (5d100) |
No.9367
| Rolled 85, 91, 65, 40, 4 = 285 (5d100) |
No.9370
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| Rolled 74, 13, 40, 24, 21 = 172 (5d100) |
>>9367
Ultra durable.
No.9373
| Rolled 98, 77, 56, 9, 99 = 339 (5d100) |
>>9370
Whats the story behind this? Was some clueless animator told to make a commercial for thermal paste without knowing where the thermal paste was suppose to go?
This shit looks professional.
>tfw you get fired for putting the paste on the wrong side
No.9377
| Rolled 20, 30, 83, 33, 55 = 221 (5d100) |
>>9373
>hellmann's
I think it's a troll
No.9379
No.9381
| Rolled 7, 38, 14, 25, 9 = 93 (5d100) |
Just roll it.
No.9382
| Rolled 67, 34, 80, 46, 15 = 242 (5d100) |
>>9381
Is anybody keeping track of the lowest scores?I think I broke a record
No.9383
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| Rolled 36, 44, 35, 83, 89 = 287 (5d100) |
No.9384
| Rolled 99, 85, 1, 80, 89 = 354 (5d100) |
No.9386
| Rolled 48, 43, 75, 40, 97 = 303 (5d100) |
Friday afternoon roll.
No.9390
| Rolled 80, 29, 13, 71, 66 = 259 (5d100) |
Save him.
No.9392
| Rolled 86, 30, 5, 38, 35 = 194 (5d100) |
No.9393
| Rolled 12, 3, 53, 38, 42 = 148 (5d100) |
>>9392
For JUSTice
No.9396
| Rolled 47, 100, 38, 47, 17 = 249 (5d100) |
REEEEEEE ROLL
No.9398
| Rolled 65, 21, 85, 68, 16 = 255 (5d100) |
>>9381
>93
JUST
No.9402
| Rolled 91, 4, 44, 12, 28 = 179 (5d100) |
By the power of donkeys, I will save you, Brendan.
No.9405
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| Rolled 44, 23, 11, 21, 24 = 123 (5d100) |
No.9408
| Rolled 25, 64, 21, 76, 47 = 233 (5d100) |
>>9402
You gotta go back, snail.
No.9410
| Rolled 24, 70, 74, 71, 72 = 311 (5d100) |
No.9411
| Rolled 4, 100, 74, 63, 54 = 295 (5d100) |
>>9408
No.
No.9412
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| Rolled 63, 37, 66, 72, 16 = 254 (5d100) |
>>9411
Kurisu best girl
No.9416
| Rolled 44, 87, 29, 90, 93 = 343 (5d100) |
fug
No.9419
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 41, 51, 47, 59, 92 = 290 (5d100) |
No.9422
| Rolled 89, 43, 58, 71, 35 = 296 (5d100) |
No.9432
| Rolled 94, 77, 96, 100, 40 = 407 (5d100) |
>>9412
Betas a shit.
No.9433
| Rolled 57, 54, 25, 33, 11 = 180 (5d100) |
No.9434
| Rolled 21, 99, 38, 65, 46 = 269 (5d100) |
I believe.
No.9437
| Rolled 87, 72, 87, 16, 5 = 267 (5d100) |
Roll
No.9438
| Rolled 43, 70, 94, 3, 95 = 305 (5d100) |
reroll
No.9450
| Rolled 25, 98, 54, 86, 20 = 283 (5d100) |
Rolling.
No.9463
| Rolled 38, 51, 46, 26, 77 = 238 (5d100) |
baka
No.9465
| Rolled 38, 45, 19, 63, 89 = 254 (5d100) |
No.9466
| Rolled 87, 20, 32, 68, 81 = 288 (5d100) |
Why are we here? JUST to suffer?
No.9467
| Rolled 80, 65, 74, 33, 15 = 267 (5d100) |
No.9469
| Rolled 88, 66, 72, 75, 76 = 377 (5d100) |
No.9472
| Rolled 31, 60, 7, 91, 10 = 199 (5d100) |
Just end this
No.9474
| Rolled 22, 30, 72, 3, 76 = 203 (5d100) |
.
No.9478
| Rolled 32, 10, 83, 24, 35 = 184 (5d100) |
No.9479
| Rolled 15, 2, 40, 40, 62 = 159 (5d100) |
No.9480
| Rolled 23, 5, 93, 73, 49 = 243 (5d100) |
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.9483
| Rolled 59, 67, 41, 82, 49 = 298 (5d100) |
Well, I went to the doctor
I said, I'm feeling kind of rough
Let me break it to you, son
Your shit's fucked up.
I said my shit's fucked up?
Well, I don't see how
He said the shit that used to work
It won't work now.
No.9485
| Rolled 26, 1, 57, 30, 100 = 214 (5d100) |
No.9487
| Rolled 91, 3, 81, 30, 14 = 219 (5d100) |
No.9488
| Rolled 27, 48, 4, 80, 3 = 162 (5d100) |
No.9491
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| Rolled 23, 55, 23, 18, 88 = 207 (5d100) |
No.9492
| Rolled 7, 6, 27, 79, 58 = 177 (5d100) |
Karkinos
No.9493
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| Rolled 73, 36, 77, 95, 89 = 370 (5d100) |
No.9494
| Rolled 56, 16, 33, 44, 14 = 163 (5d100) |
No.9496
| Rolled 80, 63, 92, 30, 45 = 310 (5d100) |
Plus.
No.9497
| Rolled 60, 40, 77, 2, 17 = 196 (5d100) |
No.9500
| Rolled 4, 36, 92, 82, 14 = 228 (5d100) |
No.9503
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| Rolled 54, 55, 100, 25, 1 = 235 (5d100) |
No.9504
| Rolled 83, 69, 76, 82, 85 = 395 (5d100) |
No.9507
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| Rolled 60, 30, 58, 91, 11 = 250 (5d100) |
No.9508
| Rolled 100, 90, 1, 49, 31 = 271 (5d100) |
My daily roll.
No.9509
| Rolled 87, 97, 51, 61, 78 = 374 (5d100) |
No.9510
| Rolled 499, 941, 214, 994, 716 + 1 = 3365 (5d1000) |
>>8857
No.9511
| Rolled 10, 33, 78, 93, 45 + 1 = 260 (5d100) |
>>9510
Ayy fam missclick
No.9512
| Rolled 95, 2, 83, 43, 32 = 255 (5d100) |
gogogo
No.9513
| Rolled 70, 64, 94, 16, 28 = 272 (5d100) |
>>9510
Whoa somebody get this hothead outta here.
No.9515
| Rolled 51, 3, 50, 85, 46 = 235 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9516
| Rolled 72, 18, 42, 99, 12 = 243 (5d100) |
>still not a single post that has escaped alimony
And this thread is the biggest cruelty of all, giving us illusion of freedom when we all know we are doomed.
JUST
No.9518
| Rolled 3, 43, 41, 56, 63 = 206 (5d100) |
JUST
U
S
T
No.9519
| Rolled 32, 100, 62, 77, 63 = 334 (5d100) |
>>9516
These are the highest rolls so far.
No.9521
| Rolled 88, 73, 18, 34, 38 = 251 (5d100) |
Rollan
No.9522
| Rolled 14, 72, 28, 24, 6 = 144 (5d100) |
just fuck my urban culture up
No.9523
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| Rolled 30, 74, 10, 4, 97 = 215 (5d100) |
No.9526
Paying alimony by moonlight
Getting cucked by daylight
Never getting a real job
He's the one names Brendan Fraser
No.9527
| Rolled 92, 45, 2, 30, 37 = 206 (5d100) |
No.9528
| Rolled 53, 76, 76, 35, 81 = 321 (5d100) |
No.9529
| Rolled 15, 24, 10, 53, 59 = 161 (5d100) |
>>9528
>furyu corporation
No.9531
| Rolled 75, 74, 36, 36, 86 = 307 (5d100) |
>>9528
>>9529
A lot of loyalty for a cuck.
No.9532
| Rolled 25, 74, 22, 71, 40 = 232 (5d100) |
>>9531
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would cuck a man, before making him pay alimony.
No.9534
>>9519
>immediately goes past mine
J U S T
>>9532
What is this? A fucked up hairdo for ants?
No.9535
| Rolled 29, 88, 56, 50, 18 = 241 (5d100) |
No.9536
| Rolled 75, 45, 70, 80, 87 = 357 (5d100) |
>>9534
Forgot my roll
No.9537
| Rolled 26, 33, 76, 41, 7 = 183 (5d100) |
If I get over 400, you all become my bfs and pay alimony to me.
No.9538
| Rolled 74, 11, 79, 42, 33 = 239 (5d100) |
>>9537
Just.
No.9539
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| Rolled 24, 17, 25, 74, 78 = 218 (5d100) |
No.9540
| Rolled 28, 48, 68, 26, 38 = 208 (5d100) |
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and
The actor Brendan Fraser
No.9541
| Rolled 46, 76, 65, 12, 17 = 216 (5d100) |
>>9537
SHOO SHOO AFTON!
No.9542
| Rolled 66, 56, 49, 72, 53 = 296 (5d100) |
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
No.9544
| Rolled 22, 18, 94, 67, 92 = 293 (5d100) |
Can't
Wake
Up
No.9545
| Rolled 98, 89, 88, 76, 38 = 389 (5d100) |
by the power of benevolent dictatorship let's unfuck Brendan's shit
NOW
No.9546
| Rolled 91, 13, 60, 1, 56 = 221 (5d100) |
>>9542
His career didn't fly so good.
No.9547
just get married, don't worry about the money you'll owe the bank
No.9552
| Rolled 16, 84, 40, 99, 22 = 261 (5d100) |
No.9554
| Rolled 17, 56, 95, 18, 89 = 275 (5d100) |
>>9552
No.9555
| Rolled 74, 82, 51, 7, 55 = 269 (5d100) |
>>9541
Even if you die, you still have to pay.
No.9557
| Rolled 69, 63, 63, 58, 27 = 280 (5d100) |
Do you think there are demons who specialize in divorce and alimony? Brendan should see an exorcist.
No.9559
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| Rolled 63, 74, 8, 11, 57 = 213 (5d100) |
No.9560
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 51, 92, 77, 39, 35 = 294 (5d100) |
Hoping Brendan would do the alimony dance soon, too.
No.9561
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| Rolled 52, 36, 93, 28, 68 = 277 (5d100) |
Alimony alimony work till my fingers are bloody and boney
Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake
Ali-money I call it ali-money you married men may think it's funny
Till one fine day you'll wake and find you're paying for your mistake
No.9563
| Rolled 96, 29, 35, 31, 46 = 237 (5d100) |
help
No.9564
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| Rolled 6, 32, 28, 92, 53 = 211 (5d100) |
No.9566
| Rolled 11, 85, 4, 68, 34 = 202 (5d100) |
>>9555
>555
No.9567
| Rolled 69, 3, 82, 28, 9 = 191 (5d100) |
>>9555
Trips confirm. There's no escape from alimony hell.
No.9570
| Rolled 15, 1, 11, 44, 27 = 98 (5d100) |
>>9567
>spend eternity in hell's sweat shops working to pay your succubus ex-wife Afton Smith's alimony
No.9572
| Rolled 48, 42, 79, 70, 9 = 248 (5d100) |
pray for me
No.9573
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 80, 3, 61, 47, 98 = 289 (5d100) |
>>9555
>>9566
No.9575
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 54, 65, 56, 83, 75 = 333 (5d100) |
Rolling
No.9576
| Rolled 75, 28, 70, 2, 42 = 217 (5d100) |
No.9577
| Rolled 80, 73, 2, 58, 15 = 228 (5d100) |
fuck
No.9579
| Rolled 59, 77, 11, 85, 47 = 279 (5d100) |
>>9574
>tfw no qt3.14 autistic gf
No.9581
| Rolled 75, 100, 47, 29, 3 = 254 (5d100) |
>>9574
I forgot my roll. That means I get to roll twice.
>>9579
Even an autistic girl would be smart enough to alimony you :>
No.9582
| Rolled 36, 39, 27, 84, 97 = 283 (5d100) |
>>9579
>tfw no risk of getting alimony'd, ever.
No.9583
| Rolled 16, 1, 91, 68, 52 = 228 (5d100) |
>>9582
>implying your taxes aren't state alimony for all of the stacies and feminist cat ladies
No.9584
| Rolled 22, 60, 52, 11, 9 = 154 (5d100) |
>>9579
>tfw no gf
No.9585
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 44, 62, 13, 77, 77 = 273 (5d100) |
>>9574
Kino essentials.
No.9586
| Rolled 68, 66, 84, 99, 36 = 353 (5d100) |
>>9584
just fug my shib up :DDDD
No.9588
| Rolled 9, 61, 73, 38, 16 = 197 (5d100) |
>>9583
On a related note, I sometimes wish citizens could dictate to the state where they want their taxes to go. Taxes are basically for maintaining public goods and paying govenment expenses, not for subsidising idealogies, or at least those idealogies the taxpayer does not wish to support. I want my taxes to pay for maintaing roads and street lamps, not for maintaining some racial quota, feeding people who just forced their way into the country, or paying some cat lady to tell me I'm opressing her simply because I was born with a dick.
No.9589
>>9588
What? You don't want to funnel your money to Africans? Are you racist or something?
No.9590
| Rolled 97, 19, 18, 60, 79 = 273 (5d100) |
>>9589
forgot to roll
No.9592
| Rolled 25, 9, 31, 49, 90 = 204 (5d100) |
>>9589
>2017, Year of Our Lord
>racist
>not calling me a bigoted sexist homophobic islamophobe buzzwordaphobe
Alimony yourself
No.9593
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 34, 81, 38, 10, 21 = 184 (5d100) |
>>9419
New episode is out.
No.9594
| Rolled 28, 38, 95, 49, 15 = 225 (5d100) |
>>9592
>assuming which god is real
>asserting which calendar we should use to keep track of the current year
JUST RUSTLE MY JIMBOS RIGHT UP FAM
No.9596
| Rolled 21, 1, 32, 92, 60 = 206 (5d100) |
>>9594
>2017 AYPS
>aka 1348 islamic lunar calendar
>getting triggered over my calendar of choice, instead of my failure to condemn white supremacy
No.9599
>>9596
>year 600028133 of the universe calendar
>implying I'm not triggered by ethnic Europeans existing
No.9600
| Rolled 5, 72, 82, 27, 59 = 245 (5d100) |
>year 2017 of the white devil calendar
>forgot to roll
JUST
No.9601
| Rolled 33, 74, 54, 97, 54 = 312 (5d100) |
I hate no witty comment, I just wanted to roll.
No.9602
No.9603
| Rolled 44, 81, 3, 49, 90 = 267 (5d100) |
Fucked Fraser's Alimony Sleepover Adventure
No.9604
| Rolled 33, 5, 58, 20, 23 = 139 (5d100) |
remove alimony
No.9605
| Rolled 37, 36, 15, 28, 21 = 137 (5d100) |
<just
No.9606
| Rolled 14, 94, 28, 6, 28 = 170 (5d100) |
<fuck
No.9607
>>9600
>>9599
Double dubs checked.
>
>no government subsidized dysgenics campaign
>no unanimous support for white genocide
>no sperm tax for males
>no black tranny president
>german chancellor still white
>no hate speech laws in america
>no sharia law outside of middle east/ africa
>no forced anti-testestrone medication for white males
>no government subsidy for inter-species marriage
>eu's official language not arabic
>blacks and women still go to prison if they commit a crime
>True Communism still not realized
JUST FUCK MY PROGRESSIVE IDEAS UP
No.9608
| Rolled 83, 90, 88, 1, 36 = 298 (5d100) |
>>9607
>forgot to roll
JUST FUCK MY POST UP
No.9609
| Rolled 98, 16, 51, 14, 24 = 203 (5d100) |
>>9607
>you will never have your president remind you its your duty as a white male to prep bulls
>tfw you get president Drumpf instead
No.9610
| Rolled 8, 5, 9, 17, 4 = 43 (5d100) |
REEEroll
No.9611
| Rolled 27, 6, 59, 85, 22 = 199 (5d100) |
>>9610
>get the lowest roll of all time
No.9612
| Rolled 23, 14, 1, 66, 67 = 171 (5d100) |
No.9613
| Rolled 93, 63, 59, 66, 55 = 336 (5d100) |
>>9609
>you will never have your president remind you its your duty as a white male to prep bulls
Why, my Cham! Just move across the border to Canada!
No.9614
| Rolled 76, 55, 63, 69, 90 = 353 (5d100) |
No.9616
| Rolled 10, 59, 71, 42, 24 = 206 (5d100) |
No.9617
| Rolled 18, 61, 18, 97, 18 = 212 (5d100) |
>>9616
>brendan makes videos of him self eating decades expired military rations
>to earn extra money for his alimony payments
No.9618
| Rolled 51, 74, 64, 70, 56 = 315 (5d100) |
>>9617
>hi, and welcome to BrenBrenMREs1968
>today we're reviewing the 1984 helmajistani people's army mre
>let's start off with the crackers
>hmmm… weird! it tastes like tears
>let's move on to the coffee
>weird! It also tastes just like my own tears
>the bully beaf also tastes like my own tears
>and the marmalade
>and the sugar cubes
>and the toothpick
>and the water disinfectant pills
>everything tastes like my own tears
>i've been crying over them all night
*breaks down sobbing
JUST FUCK MY MRE REVIEW UP
No.9619
| Rolled 8, 82, 3, 35, 72 = 200 (5d100) |
JUST
No.9622
| Rolled 60, 28, 84, 49, 57 = 278 (5d100) |
>>9618
In hopes of generating more income to pay off Afton, Brendan decides to appeal to the sizeable military geek audience
>Hey, Brendan22LR here, and today I'm going to be shooting the Hi-Point.
>It's the only gun I can afford that won't self-destruct like my career, haha.
>Now let's see if I can shoot that hubcap I scavenged from a junkyard all the way out there at the 50m line…
>Gonna be hard, my aim might be a bit off because of all the puffiness around my eyes. Lack of sleep and excessive crying will do that to you.
>Brendan takes aim and pulls the trigger, completely missing the hubcap by several meters. The same thing happens on all the subsequent shots.
>Well, I could only afford enough 9mm for a single magazine so I guess that's it for today.
>Life is… well, i-it's okay I guess…
JUST
No.9624
| Rolled 20, 27, 86, 34, 51 = 218 (5d100) |
>>9622
>Brendan22LR
KEK
>hi, my name is Brendan Fraser, thanks for tuning in to ForgottenActors.com
>today, we're at Rock Island Cuckshed
>and we're reviewing the career of a Canadian mystery actor
>brendan fraser was born on december the 3rd, 1968 in indiana
>his acting career culminated in films like The Mummy, and George of the Jungle
>and then pretty much sizzled to a halt
>in 1998 he made the biggest mistake of his life and married afton smith
>and his personal life went pretty much downhill from there
>as you can probably tell by the red eyes, this particular brendan has been crying a lot recently
>which makes him less suitable for comedy, but still alright for minor roles in dramas
>his eyes are a little bit crossed
>he's put up a bit of weight recently
>and his hair is thinning at the top
>let's get to the dissassembly
>as you can see, brendan gets dissassembled by screwing his head off
>pushing a knob down here, and then pinching his nips clockwise
>he shows some signs of internal damage
>especially to his heart
>as you can probably see, the will to live has been sucked out of him
>brendan comes with a set of hair plugs, and a large emotional baggage
>check link at the description below
>bidding starts at minimum wage, and probably won't go much higher, so everyone could probably afford him
JUST
No.9628
| Rolled 97, 36, 12, 65, 16 = 226 (5d100) |
>>9624
H-hello, this is Brendan Fraser's other side gig. I was in the Mummy, you might remember me. Today we are going to discus the existential crisis of paying life long alimony. I was also in George of the Jungle, by the way.
No.9634
| Rolled 99, 83, 77, 47, 24 = 330 (5d100) |
THE BAAAANK
No.9635
| Rolled 79, 71, 73, 24, 53 = 300 (5d100) |
No.9636
| Rolled 12, 12, 16, 71, 67 = 178 (5d100) |
No.9637
| Rolled 17, 2, 38, 14, 41 = 112 (5d100) |
JFMSUF
No.9641
| Rolled 20, 27, 1, 55, 94 = 197 (5d100) |
>>9634
Brendan "The Kike Eraser" Fraser
>>9628
I guess by now acting is the sidest of his side gigs.
JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE PROFESSIONAL LIFE UP
No.9642
| Rolled 89, 77, 37, 7, 70 = 280 (5d100) |
Brendan "I pay more than I make" Fraser.
No.9643
| Rolled 37, 9, 3, 55, 17 = 121 (5d100) |
memes
No.9644
| Rolled 95, 65, 56, 64, 56 = 336 (5d100) |
memes
No.9645
| Rolled 61, 46, 9, 66, 63 = 245 (5d100) |
Reminder that Afton gets paid 900,000 bucks a year for sitting on her ass all day while Brendan has to toil under the sun all day to earn his bread.
JUST
No.9646
| Rolled 84, 21, 19, 38, 32 = 194 (5d100) |
No.9647
| Rolled 58, 74, 9, 99, 28 = 268 (5d100) |
>>9646
>discord justs your data
No.9651
| Rolled 41, 62, 78, 52, 19 = 252 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9653
<will today be the day we unfuck brendan's shit?
UNJUST
No.9654
| Rolled 52, 25, 44, 3, 39 = 163 (5d100) |
>>9653
>forgot to roll
JUST
No.9657
| Rolled 48, 97, 15, 23, 70 = 253 (5d100) |
he's making out with alicia silverstone right now on TBS
No.9658
| Rolled 86, 48, 76, 77, 39 = 326 (5d100) |
JUST OBSTRUCT MY TRANSITION UP
No.9659
| Rolled 42, 4, 15, 67, 1 = 129 (5d100) |
>>9611
>>9610
>inverse equivalent to a 457
JUST FALL INTO THE ABYSS
No.9661
| Rolled 49, 41, 21, 55, 8 = 174 (5d100) |
No.9663
| Rolled 70, 39, 10, 11, 9 = 139 (5d100) |
Now.
No.9664
| Rolled 60, 88, 84, 3, 56 = 291 (5d100) |
No.9665
| Rolled 77, 18, 56, 6, 91 = 248 (5d100) |
No.9666
| Rolled 68, 15, 12, 18, 31 = 144 (5d100) |
No.9667
| Rolled 11, 59, 14, 58, 87 = 229 (5d100) |
No.9668
| Rolled 77, 37, 73, 12, 19 = 218 (5d100) |
No.9670
| Rolled 91, 17, 17, 39, 52 = 216 (5d100) |
No.9672
| Rolled 81, 35, 6, 60, 66 = 248 (5d100) |
>>9664
What software is this?
No.9673
| Rolled 38, 12, 62, 80, 97 = 289 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9674
| Rolled 5, 44, 98, 60, 75 = 282 (5d100) |
No.9676
| Rolled 58, 70, 6, 83, 75 = 292 (5d100) |
>>9675
aaaand i just forgot to roll
No.9679
| Rolled 87, 9, 80, 39, 53 = 268 (5d100) |
>>9675
>afton's demonic death mask pops out of the screen
>hey anon, guess who's shit I'm gonna fuck up next?!
And you thought you were safe behind your computer screens
JUST HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES FAM
No.9681
| Rolled 28, 72, 36, 48, 71 = 255 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9683
| Rolled 38, 68, 12, 61, 77 = 256 (5d100) |
No.9684
| Rolled 34, 69, 21, 56, 7 = 187 (5d100) |
Supreme Gentleman roll!
No.9685
| Rolled 55, 21, 72, 97, 56 = 301 (5d100) |
>>9638
rollin for happiness for one and all
No.9686
| Rolled 80, 5, 66, 33, 10 = 194 (5d100) |
H O W D Y
N E I G H B O R
No.9687
| Rolled 2, 13, 64, 64, 82 = 225 (5d100) |
roll to cheer up sad kitty
No.9688
| Rolled 83, 100, 12, 34, 44 = 273 (5d100) |
PLS
No.9689
| Rolled 64, 33, 89, 86, 45 = 317 (5d100) |
>>9688
watching that gif on repeat = the way this whole game feels
now we know what it's like to be brenbren
No.9690
| Rolled 29, 24, 40, 12, 30 = 135 (5d100) |
Today is the day I will unfuck my shit
No.9697
| Rolled 32, 85, 63, 64, 62 = 306 (5d100) |
>>9683
Kek.
No.9699
| Rolled 17, 27, 65, 94, 58 = 261 (5d100) |
>>9698
aaaaa
No.9700
| Rolled 63, 52, 28, 25, 56 = 224 (5d100) |
forgot my roll
No.9701
| Rolled 14, 30, 47, 50, 84 = 225 (5d100) |
Is my shit unfucked? Survey says…?
No.9703
| Rolled 87, 25, 53, 80, 46 = 291 (5d100) |
Ayy
No.9705
| Rolled 97, 36, 82, 10, 42 = 267 (5d100) |
my shit's already fucked, why not fuck it up more?
No.9706
| Rolled 52, 96, 84, 61, 62 = 355 (5d100) |
Watching the passion of darkly noon now :^]
No.9707
| Rolled 17, 22, 56, 44, 96 = 235 (5d100) |
Brendans ridin in a truck into the woods. He doesn't look too good. He flipped down a cliff
No.9708
| Rolled 29, 53, 25, 1, 20 = 128 (5d100) |
Don't watch this movie chamalamfam
No.9709
| Rolled 16, 81, 43, 60, 95 = 295 (5d100) |
>>9708
thank movie observer
No.9710
| Rolled 94, 79, 27, 52, 56 = 308 (5d100) |
>>9709
It was actually a fun movie to watch, but be prepared to fast forward a bunch b/c they stretch a 30 minute story to 3x that length.
Here's greentext of what I think I saw:
>literally autistic guy (brendan) is screwing around in the woods wearing a business suit
>autistic brendan trips over a log and rolls down a hill, rolling for a long time
>a cute chick rescues brendan at the bottom of the hill
>brendan tries to do the chick, she says no due to the constant spaghetti flow
>autistic brendan, who acts hilariously dumb the whole time, is sad b/c he got rejected
>chad vigo mortenson (sp?) cones along, has sex with the chick right in front of brendan
>>9684
<cue autistic rage
>brendan runs back into the woods, paints himself red, puts on a barbed wire shirt (!)
>brendan grabs this sword that is like 80% handle 20% blade
>runs onto the house to kill chad vigo and the chick
>shoots lightning out of the sword while muttering the dumbest stuff to himself
>only manages to kill himself
No.9712
| Rolled 2, 41, 3, 6, 2 = 54 (5d100) |
Every roll is a step closer to unjusting Brendan's shit.
No.9713
| Rolled 98, 73, 14, 91, 77 = 353 (5d100) |
I'd like to dedicate this unjusting to my wife and kids.
No.9715
| Rolled 76, 19, 38, 64, 79 = 276 (5d100) |
I shall not cease from online fight
Nor shall my dice sleep in my hand
Till we've banished alimony here
In England, US, or other land
No.9717
| Rolled 58, 45, 40, 83, 75 = 301 (5d100) |
UNFUCK HIM PLEASE=
No.9721
| Rolled 94, 15, 18, 57, 31 = 215 (5d100) |
I WILL KEEP ON ROLLING UNTIL EVERYONE'S SHIT IS UNFUCKED
No.9723
| Rolled 10, 45, 66, 77, 64 = 262 (5d100) |
Why do things have to be this way
No.9728
| Rolled 75, 55, 53, 16, 32 = 231 (5d100) |
>>9713
You wife and HER kids, you mean?
JUST
No.9732
| Rolled 90, 62, 15, 97, 81 = 345 (5d100) |
>1,200-300 rolls, give or take
>brendan's shit still fucked
>we still haven't broken the previous thread's record
>brendan gets poorer and poorer with each roll
JUST FUCK MY HOPES UP
No.9737
| Rolled 61, 68, 66, 67, 8 = 270 (5d100) |
Roidrat, I choose you!
No.9738
| Rolled 81, 54, 6, 95, 86 = 322 (5d100) |
No.9741
| Rolled 77, 96, 78, 5, 39 = 295 (5d100) |
No.9742
| Rolled 38, 70, 23, 19, 11 = 161 (5d100) |
No.9743
| Rolled 83, 7, 31, 36, 38 = 195 (5d100) |
>>9742
Wut?
No.9744
| Rolled 35, 34, 85, 77, 5 = 236 (5d100) |
>>9732
Kek the thread still has hundreds of rolls left, we will beat last thread's highest roll and save Brendan Fraser.
No.9745
| Rolled 85, 100, 86, 76, 76 = 423 (5d100) |
>>9744
Rolling to save Brendan's acting career.
No.9746
| Rolled 40, 53, 56, 56, 76 = 281 (5d100) |
>423
Wew lads.
No.9754
| Rolled 87, 99, 100, 35, 48 = 369 (5d100) |
>>9745
Why do the gods of Alimony torment us with such vivid visions of heaven, only to drag us back to hell from the threshold?
No.9755
| Rolled 50, 62, 4, 13, 61 = 190 (5d100) |
>>9745
Why do the gods of Alimony torment us with such vivid visions of heaven, only to drag us back to hell from the threshold?
No.9757
| Rolled 30, 52, 97, 93, 6 = 278 (5d100) |
(((J U S T)))
>>9745
You're a big roll.
No.9758
| Rolled 37, 19, 84, 13, 9 = 162 (5d100) |
>>9757
>U
<U
(((U)))
U
No.9759
| Rolled 98, 30, 57, 65, 35 = 285 (5d100) |
>>9743
<
>>9746
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
No.9760
| Rolled 98, 75, 4, 100, 37 = 314 (5d100) |
>>9759
Honestly! Was she on some sort of experimental drugs when she wrote that?
I used to have a Finnish schizophrenic friend. She used to write just like that.
No.9766
File: 1c0ecb22c9b7974⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102.48 KB, 904x785, 904:785, This can't be a real passa….jpg)
| Rolled 56, 59, 7, 75, 64 = 261 (5d100) |
>>9760
People on cuck/pol/ say some excerpts are fake but firstly cuck/pol/ is a shithouse since its inception and secondly I don't hold Cunton an inch above >this. I guess I'll have to pirate a digital copy some day to find out.
No.9769
| Rolled 48, 8, 19, 67, 71 = 213 (5d100) |
>>9766
I doubt that anything you find in the actual book is any less outrageous. Either way, she can't die soon enough.
No.9772
| Rolled 80, 47, 43, 47, 10 = 227 (5d100) |
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.9778
No.9779
| Rolled 88, 61, 81, 62, 22 = 314 (5d100) |
IM STUPID AND MESSED IT UP
No.9780
| Rolled 83, 45, 66, 84, 65 = 343 (5d100) |
>>9769
Oh goodie look what I found. Thanks >>>/pdfs/ and SIMON AND SCHUSTER.
No.9783
| Rolled 97, 71, 33, 1, 60 = 262 (5d100) |
>>9745
Are we going to make a new image of high scores for each thread, or just one image across all threads?
No.9785
| Rolled 35, 72, 8, 35, 94 = 244 (5d100) |
>>9780
Thanks fam!
No.9786
| Rolled 68, 75, 14, 83, 28 = 268 (5d100) |
JUST bee urslef
No.9787
| Rolled 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 3, 1, 1, 2, 5, 4, 3, 3, 2, 2, 4, 3, 5, 3, 1, 1, 3, 2, 4, 4, 2, 4, 3, 5, 2, 1, 1, 4, 3, 3, 3, 1, 4, 4, 3, 3, 2, 5, 1, 3, 1, 5, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 1, 5, 5, 1, 5, 3, 3, 3, 1, 4, 1, 4, 1, 4, 5, 1, 5, 3, 1, 4, 3, 2, 5, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 5, 5, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, 2, 4 = 287 (100d5) |
Whatever.
No.9790
| Rolled 30, 23, 20, 15, 94 = 182 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
JUST UNFUCK HIS SHIT UP
No.9793
| Rolled 19, 47, 37, 32, 90 = 225 (5d100) |
>>9787
You're doing it wrong cham.
No.9796
| Rolled 61, 79, 45, 78, 84 = 347 (5d100) |
>58 dead
JUST
No.9797
| Rolled 66, 32, 68, 32, 51 = 249 (5d100) |
>>9796
No.9803
| Rolled 24, 53, 44, 94, 44 = 259 (5d100) |
No.9805
| Rolled 1, 26, 13, 7, 64 = 111 (5d100) |
>>9803
Rolling for Sam Hyde finally getting caught.
No.9807
| Rolled 53, 100, 63, 18, 74 = 308 (5d100) |
Rollin the dice Vegas style
No.9808
| Rolled 16, 35, 75, 82, 21 = 229 (5d100) |
Just unearth my career
No.9809
| Rolled 100, 65, 48, 89, 62 = 364 (5d100) |
U N J U S T
No.9810
| Rolled 10, 41, 45, 77, 67 = 240 (5d100) |
>>9808
No.9811
| Rolled 80, 58, 29, 36, 3 = 206 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9812
| Rolled 71, 19, 70, 2, 83 = 245 (5d100) |
<JUST
>U
<S
>T
No.9813
| Rolled 61, 34, 20, 66, 63 = 244 (5d100) |
J U S T
J
U
S
T
No.9814
| Rolled 68, 40, 5, 99, 36 = 248 (5d100) |
>>9813
JUST FUCK MY "JUST" UP!
No.9817
| Rolled 12, 22, 21, 3, 49 = 107 (5d100) |
Alimony
No.9819
| Rolled 93, 99, 96, 73, 76 = 437 (5d100) |
dear
god
please
help
us
No.9820
| Rolled 30, 66, 41, 45, 40 = 222 (5d100) |
>>9819
we're getting closer with every roll, my chams!
No.9822
| Rolled 29, 15, 74, 5, 32 = 155 (5d100) |
>>9819
>437
Alimony's days are numbered. With every roll we're getting a bit closer to heaven. We're slowly unfucking his shit through our constant determination, faith, and devotion. I wouldn't be surprised if a new Brendan Fraser movie is anounced.
I want to see him in a Nolan movie.
No.9824
>>9819
>437
WEW LAD
That's a new high score.
No.9825
| Rolled 64, 3, 87, 77, 41 = 272 (5d100) |
>>9824
forgot to roll too
just
No.9826
| Rolled 39, 27, 15, 56, 74 = 211 (5d100) |
Everyday I become more just.
No.9830
| Rolled 26, 2, 65, 55, 46 = 194 (5d100) |
>>9819
No.9831
| Rolled 1, 74, 12, 84, 16 = 187 (5d100) |
JUST
No.9834
| Rolled 58, 25, 82, 81, 76 = 322 (5d100) |
JUST
USTS
STSU
TSUJ
No.9835
| Rolled 60, 67, 43, 13, 68 = 251 (5d100) |
JUST FUCK MY FRIDAY UP
No.9836
>>9835
Its Thursday, my cham.
No.9837
| Rolled 75, 57, 91, 62, 37 = 322 (5d100) |
>>9819
No.9838
| Rolled 49, 96, 10, 60, 69 = 284 (5d100) |
>>9834
>>9837
>same roll two posts apart
wew
No.9839
| Rolled 82, 39, 67, 99, 19 = 306 (5d100) |
What are the chances of unfuckery?
No.9843
| Rolled 73, 74, 75, 64, 93 = 379 (5d100) |
>overly elaborate plan succeeds
>become highest scoring freedom fighter
>go ghost, an hero now
>become most famous person
>blinked in only readily available pic of you
👻🔫 JUST
No.9844
| Rolled 38, 17, 4, 30, 89 = 178 (5d100) |
No.9845
| Rolled 24, 99, 59, 9, 78 = 269 (5d100) |
No.9846
| Rolled 18, 53, 68, 79, 68 = 286 (5d100) |
>>9845
>getting cucked THIS hard
>by a pony
JUST
No.9848
| Rolled 85, 10, 44, 55, 50 = 244 (5d100) |
>>9845
>somebody wrote that autistic rant
>his pony waifu is cucking him with a thousand turbo autisits who fap to it
JUST'
No.9856
| Rolled 67, 85, 91, 76, 14 = 333 (5d100) |
No.9858
| Rolled 96, 82, 89, 7, 65 = 339 (5d100) |
No.9859
| Rolled 77, 37, 87, 52, 68 = 321 (5d100) |
No.9860
| Rolled 23, 70, 95, 49, 48 = 285 (5d100) |
No.9861
| Rolled 72, 83, 72, 19, 17 = 263 (5d100) |
>>9839
see
>>9303
No.9862
| Rolled 18, 97, 35, 57, 60 = 267 (5d100) |
>>9839
see
>>9303
No.9863
| Rolled 39, 70, 56, 5, 23 = 193 (5d100) |
No.9864
| Rolled 86, 51, 60, 83, 16 = 296 (5d100) |
No.9865
| Rolled 39, 67, 20, 71, 97 = 294 (5d100) |
No.9867
| Rolled 75, 15, 46, 46, 46 = 228 (5d100) |
No.9869
| Rolled 83, 29, 8, 11, 64 = 195 (5d100) |
No.9870
| Rolled 48, 33, 61, 97, 4 = 243 (5d100) |
patriotic roll!
No.9871
| Rolled 92, 63, 67, 47, 4 = 273 (5d100) |
Roll big numbers 4u
No.9872
| Rolled 8, 55, 80, 77, 15 = 235 (5d100) |
unfuck my week
No.9873
| Rolled 83, 22, 1, 80, 72 = 258 (5d100) |
Please let poor Brendan's suffering end already.
No.9874
| Rolled 64, 32, 1, 57, 20 = 174 (5d100) |
BRENDAN DID NOTHING WRONG
No.9875
| Rolled 86, 50, 88, 48, 85 = 357 (5d100) |
Hey! Looks like Codemonkey actuly sped the posting up instead of fucking shit up!
No.9876
| Rolled 57, 18, 2, 28, 43 = 148 (5d100) |
Rolling for a good week.
No.9881
| Rolled 48, 15, 30, 78, 3 = 174 (5d100) |
Daily alimony prevention roll.
SHOO SHOO ALIMONY DEMONS
No.9882
| Rolled 19, 35, 10, 66, 55 = 185 (5d100) |
No.9883
| Rolled 42, 9, 33, 19, 65 = 168 (5d100) |
roll to keep the soap from dropping
No.9884
| Rolled 74, 31, 6, 93, 23 = 227 (5d100) |
roll to catch the soap!
No.9885
| Rolled 5, 12, 77, 24, 92 = 210 (5d100) |
No.9886
| Rolled 20, 79, 79, 59, 68 = 305 (5d100) |
>>9884
>>9883
>>9885
lol finally 8chan lets me post
No.9887
| Rolled 3, 69, 17, 81, 50 = 220 (5d100) |
>>9881
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
No.9888
| Rolled 36, 14, 3, 43, 100 = 196 (5d100) |
prayers for pierce and other guys in his situation… it's really just sad…
No.9890
| Rolled 35, 16, 77, 30, 58 = 216 (5d100) |
>>9888
Does his wife even have a son?
No.9894
| Rolled 52, 57, 61, 61, 11 = 242 (5d100) |
>>9888
Hey! Look on the bright side! At least she can't cuck him with a waist like that!
No.9896
| Rolled 47, 89, 18, 61, 98 = 313 (5d100) |
>>9888
Nice trips.
No.9902
| Rolled 79, 72, 5, 52, 94 = 302 (5d100) |
>>9888
Don't mind me, I'm just drinking in those sexy digits.
No.9904
| Rolled 38, 20, 57, 13, 36 = 164 (5d100) |
Go
No.9906
| Rolled 25, 34, 98, 17, 15 = 189 (5d100) |
No.9908
| Rolled 16, 43, 80, 11, 42 = 192 (5d100) |
No.9910
| Rolled 47, 19, 57, 74, 15 = 212 (5d100) |
344
>>9888
T H I C C
No.9914
| Rolled 48, 51, 83, 19, 100 = 301 (5d100) |
>>9888
Shes a big girl.
No.9916
| Rolled 33, 39, 83, 15, 20 = 190 (5d100) |
Just grope my career up fam
No.9917
| Rolled 51, 55, 15, 97, 59 = 277 (5d100) |
>>9894
But she is cucking him out of having a beautiful wife
No.9918
| Rolled 43, 71, 2, 89, 52 = 257 (5d100) |
Daily role.
No.9919
| Rolled 41, 84, 40, 46, 25 = 236 (5d100) |
>>9918
Roll*
No.9920
| Rolled 76, 3, 88, 63, 18 = 248 (5d100) |
Bedtime roll.
No.9922
| Rolled 8, 21, 91, 62, 30 = 212 (5d100) |
JUST
No.9923
| Rolled 67, 43, 54, 14, 95 = 273 (5d100) |
No.9924
| Rolled 28, 95, 46, 40, 58 = 267 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9927
| Rolled 49, 96, 1, 69, 2 = 217 (5d100) |
rroooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
dice give us strength!!
No.9930
| Rolled 23, 29, 26, 89, 86 = 253 (5d100) |
No.9931
| Rolled 80, 71, 43, 100, 29 = 323 (5d100) |
I dedicate this roll to the memory of the late Grape-kun. The man who taught us the meaning of dedication, the meaning of true love, and made many an /a/non a better waifufag by showing us true dedication. That waifu love is a universal experience, and not just restriced to one species.
If only he were around when Brendan got married, maybe he could have saved him from the dangers of 3DPD, and consequently the succubus of alimony, by showing him the true light of the one true love.
F
No.9935
| Rolled 87, 78, 55, 81, 27 = 328 (5d100) |
This roll goes out to all my homies trying to keep up with alimony payments, hold ya head.
No.9936
| Rolled 8, 58, 51, 1, 38 = 156 (5d100) |
>>9931
RIP Grape-kun.
May you find peace in waifu land.
No.9938
| Rolled 82, 64, 42, 61, 32 = 281 (5d100) |
>>9937
No.9943
| Rolled 36, 91, 96, 96, 79 = 398 (5d100) |
Daily roll.
No.9945
| Rolled 17, 57, 57, 30, 98 = 259 (5d100) |
Friday night roll.
No.9946
| Rolled 16, 84, 1, 85, 58 = 244 (5d100) |
No.9949
| Rolled 20, 81, 72, 95, 2 = 270 (5d100) |
No.9950
| Rolled 73, 59, 33, 66, 41 = 272 (5d100) |
Rrrrrr
No.9951
| Rolled 77, 35, 7, 3, 51 = 173 (5d100) |
Rolling to un/just/
No.9952
| Rolled 53, 73, 10, 10, 62 = 208 (5d100) |
>>9951
J U S T
No.9953
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 82, 17, 46, 77, 82 = 304 (5d100) |
JUST do it up
No.9955
| Rolled 21, 25, 69, 25, 48 = 188 (5d100) |
Friday the 13th passed and nothing bad happened. How'd your Friday go lads?
No.9959
| Rolled 9, 73, 79, 30, 57 = 248 (5d100) |
>>9955
Ok, I didn't even realise it was the 13th.
No.9961
| Rolled 66, 15, 41, 78, 99 = 299 (5d100) |
>>9959
Every day is the 13th, when you're on alimony.
No.9963
>>9961
Except on the 30th, when your alimony check is due.
No.9964
| Rolled 9, 39, 33, 6, 43 = 130 (5d100) |
>>9963
No.9968
| Rolled 87, 64, 1, 52, 28 = 232 (5d100) |
Monday roll.
No.9969
| Rolled 59, 63, 9, 11, 66 = 208 (5d100) |
BY THE POWER OF ELECTROMAGNETISM
No.9970
| Rolled 65, 13, 100, 59, 30 = 267 (5d100) |
UNFUCK
No.9971
| Rolled 83, 53, 93, 43, 35 = 307 (5d100) |
>>9963
No.9974
| Rolled 53, 16, 60, 94, 2 = 225 (5d100) |
FREEDOM
No.9976
| Rolled 68, 42, 85, 24, 5 = 224 (5d100) |
Monday night roll.
No.9977
| Rolled 58, 88, 57, 68, 29 = 300 (5d100) |
ABSOLUTE ALIMONY
No.9979
| Rolled 89, 52, 51, 73, 16 = 281 (5d100) |
No.9987
| Rolled 29, 49, 98, 69, 82 = 327 (5d100) |
May God have mercy on our souls.
No.9990
| Rolled 91, 49, 44, 46, 43 = 273 (5d100) |
amen
No.9992
| Rolled 51, 51, 11, 32, 2 = 147 (5d100) |
>>9990
>Afton can buy Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce with JUST 1 month of alimony bux
No.9993
| Rolled 77, 35, 63, 86, 38 = 299 (5d100) |
>>9992
Excuse me, I meant she can buy TEN whole packs of them.
No.10009
| Rolled 74, 49, 95, 97, 19 = 334 (5d100) |
You're a big just.
No.10011
| Rolled 98, 60, 1, 44, 8 = 211 (5d100) |
>>9992
>>9993
>+3 dollars shipping
No.10018
>>9990
>>9993
Now we know why Afton needs 50k a month.
No.10019
| Rolled 12, 81, 100, 20, 67 = 280 (5d100) |
>>10018
Forgot to roll.
No.10020
| Rolled 55, 10, 56, 44, 10 = 175 (5d100) |
I just want to test if I remembered how to roll correctly.
No.10021
| Rolled 74, 84, 84, 53, 79 = 374 (5d100) |
rollang for bigger pinis
No.10031
| Rolled 1, 88, 69, 50, 24 = 232 (5d100) |
>>10011
>tfw your alimony only covers 9 packs of Szechuan sauce
Looks like she will need to appeal for higher alimony payments.
JUST
No.10036
| Rolled 3, 8, 49, 61, 78 = 199 (5d100) |
>>10031
>she sold her hair to buy herself one more pack of rick and morty szechuan sauce
>just like that o henry story
No.10039
| Rolled 65, 23, 60, 47, 31 = 226 (5d100) |
No.10044
| Rolled 79, 59, 68, 62, 81 = 349 (5d100) |
Probability dictates that we will succeed eventually. Just keep rolling.
No.10052
| Rolled 87, 75, 37, 86, 18 = 303 (5d100) |
>>10044
"Holy fuck its already Thursday" roll.
No.10053
| Rolled 100, 34, 4, 95, 3 = 236 (5d100) |
>>10052
>Holy fuck its already Thursday
Funny! The exact same thought went through my head hardly five minutes ago.
No.10054
| Rolled 48, 44, 53, 26, 30 = 201 (5d100) |
>>10053
Its the alimony collective JUSTconscious, Anon.
No.10055
| Rolled 81, 47, 5, 35, 26 = 194 (5d100) |
Unfuck please
No.10056
| Rolled 1, 59, 22, 18, 90 = 190 (5d100) |
>>10052
>>10053
Feeling the same way. This week went by fast. Just where does the time go?
No.10057
| Rolled 98, 50, 30, 2, 9 = 189 (5d100) |
Clock roll
No.10058
| Rolled 95, 38, 90, 75, 92 = 390 (5d100) |
🕑🕓
No.10059
| Rolled 14, 87, 56, 72, 25 = 254 (5d100) |
😺🎞🎟🎥🎬📸📺💰
No.10060
| Rolled 24, 43, 68, 69, 78 = 282 (5d100) |
unfug pls :D
No.10061
| Rolled 46, 25, 99, 18, 39 = 227 (5d100) |
>490!
No.10063
| Rolled 55, 17, 79, 29, 5 = 185 (5d100) |
Enter the UnJUSTer
No.10065
| Rolled 8, 6, 37, 17, 6 = 74 (5d100) |
>>8953
ok famalam
No.10066
| Rolled 35, 31, 14, 13, 90 = 183 (5d100) |
>>8953
>>10065
JUST
No.10067
| Rolled 19, 77, 40, 15, 32 = 183 (5d100) |
Just once, roll a winner
No.10068
| Rolled 93, 86, 83, 8, 92 = 362 (5d100) |
>>10066
>>10067
>2 183s in a row
My shit is never going to get unfucked at this rate
No.10069
| Rolled 2, 25, 74, 24, 91 = 216 (5d100) |
Please fam
No.10070
| Rolled 44, 7, 27, 24, 11 = 113 (5d100) |
>>10069
>then proceed to get alimonied
No.10075
| Rolled 71, 80, 61, 86, 93 = 391 (5d100) |
>>10069
>>10070
Sad, drink, work, get $$, pay debts, get $$$$, wife loves you, wife hates you, alimony, JUST
No.10077
| Rolled 66, 65, 43, 13, 3 = 190 (5d100) |
No.10079
| Rolled 38, 35, 54, 74, 48 = 249 (5d100) |
Friday morning roll.
No.10081
| Rolled 90, 64, 58, 35, 92 = 339 (5d100) |
gogogo
No.10083
| Rolled 52, 32, 25, 50, 61 = 220 (5d100) |
No.10084
| Rolled 50, 54, 95, 4, 1 = 204 (5d100) |
Is there a certain etiquette as to how often one should post? I feel like a tryhard.
JFMSU
No.10085
| Rolled 50, 98, 22, 89, 83 = 342 (5d100) |
One last roll..
No.10086
| Rolled 60, 11, 44, 64, 80 = 259 (5d100) |
WAHEY
No.10087
| Rolled 84, 5, 49, 4, 51 = 193 (5d100) |
Please
No.10088
| Rolled 83, 84, 87, 33, 3 = 290 (5d100) |
>>10087
>time posted
Maybe it's a sign I should try again
No.10089
| Rolled 92, 67, 11, 68, 5 = 243 (5d100) |
just fuck my shit up famalam
No.10091
| Rolled 10, 12, 29, 67, 87 = 205 (5d100) |
ju
No.10092
| Rolled 90, 41, 86, 98, 100 = 415 (5d100) |
wake me up
No.10093
| Rolled 14, 56, 37, 51, 75 = 233 (5d100) |
wake me up inside
No.10094
| Rolled 53, 57, 78, 79, 79 = 346 (5d100) |
(I can't wake up)
No.10095
| Rolled 78, 35, 78, 77, 68 = 336 (5d100) |
wake me up inside
No.10096
| Rolled 22, 67, 13, 12, 19 = 133 (5d100) |
SAVE ME
No.10097
| Rolled 93, 38, 84, 92, 60 = 367 (5d100) |
call my name and save me from the alimony
No.10099
| Rolled 91, 17, 25, 32, 73 = 238 (5d100) |
J U S T
U
S
T
No.10101
| Rolled 56, 7, 70, 88, 1 = 222 (5d100) |
I wish I could just hug Brendan and comfort him.
No.10102
| Rolled 14, 7, 34, 63, 25 = 143 (5d100) |
Last roll for now.
The alimony payments never end
No.10104
| Rolled 60, 64, 95, 79, 46 = 344 (5d100) |
I lied just please unfuck.
No.10105
| Rolled 13, 29, 15, 2, 29 = 88 (5d100) |
>now addicted to trying to unfuck my shit.
When does the ride end.
No.10106
| Rolled 93, 3, 88, 56, 52 = 292 (5d100) |
Someone ban me until the stream starts. I JUST can't control my tism.
No.10107
| Rolled 34, 70, 12, 6, 22 = 144 (5d100) |
THIS IS TOO MUCH
No.10108
| Rolled 57, 26, 59, 29, 83 = 254 (5d100) |
If roll is greater than 400 I get to pay only half this month. If roll is less than 100 I sell myself into slavery to pay off debnts.
No.10109
| Rolled 41, 56, 58, 76, 90 = 321 (5d100) |
>>10108
retry until 10110
No.10110
| Rolled 97, 48, 57, 40, 17 = 259 (5d100) |
>>10109
No.10111
| Rolled 65, 98, 44, 9, 23 = 239 (5d100) |
Okay fine last one I promise :^).
By the power of trips, the shedemon will be struck down and Brendan saved.
No.10112
| Rolled 68, 60, 41, 92, 18 = 279 (5d100) |
JUST
No.10114
| Rolled 51, 41, 61, 52, 21 = 226 (5d100) |
if below 250 i'll stop posting for a week
No.10115
| Rolled 85, 28, 54, 74, 82 = 323 (5d100) |
>>10114
goodbye
No.10116
| Rolled 12, 86, 37, 36, 100 = 271 (5d100) |
>>10114
Aww fam
No.10117
| Rolled 57, 61, 29, 1, 27 = 175 (5d100) |
JUST
No.10118
| Rolled 68, 26, 54, 88, 1 = 237 (5d100) |
>>10114
If you get below 350 you have to reroll until you get above 350.
No.10119
| Rolled 31, 9, 90, 38, 99 = 267 (5d100) |
>>10118
reroll
No.10120
| Rolled 23, 17, 16, 5, 82 = 143 (5d100) |
JUST
No.10121
| Rolled 95, 100, 82, 4, 23 = 304 (5d100) |
FUCK
No.10122
| Rolled 90, 41, 63, 26, 37 = 257 (5d100) |
THESE
No.10123
| Rolled 48, 34, 73, 48, 39 = 242 (5d100) |
NUMBERS
No.10124
| Rolled 78, 59, 60, 40, 15 = 252 (5d100) |
UP
No.10125
| Rolled 100, 18, 66, 88, 40 = 312 (5d100) |
Wew lads I got flood detection, I guess we should make it reroll until you get at least 300.
No.10127
| Rolled 59, 55, 17, 69, 82 = 282 (5d100) |
>>10118
Here goes my evening.
Just end it.
No.10128
| Rolled 6, 71, 43, 1, 66 = 187 (5d100) |
>>10127
reroll
No.10129
| Rolled 72, 5, 94, 79, 98 = 348 (5d100) |
>>10128
>you will never escape from alimony hell
No.10130
| Rolled 65, 97, 55, 12, 29 = 258 (5d100) |
>>10129
>3 off
No.10131
| Rolled 58, 92, 73, 52, 32 = 307 (5d100) |
>>10130
Once one of us gets all the shit unfucked, what will become of our lives?
No.10132
| Rolled 88, 36, 55, 20, 8 = 207 (5d100) |
>>10131
JFMSU
No.10133
| Rolled 17, 47, 83, 43, 58 = 248 (5d100) |
>>10132
BRUH
No.10134
| Rolled 28, 20, 80, 51, 84 = 263 (5d100) |
JUST
No.10135
| Rolled 8, 56, 57, 71, 24 = 216 (5d100) |
LIKE
No.10136
| Rolled 63, 83, 18, 55, 83 = 302 (5d100) |
FUCK
No.10137
| Rolled 41, 44, 60, 59, 28 = 232 (5d100) |
MY
No.10138
| Rolled 17, 21, 44, 43, 18 = 143 (5d100) |
SHIT
No.10139
| Rolled 17, 64, 26, 21, 97 = 225 (5d100) |
UP
No.10140
| Rolled 28, 69, 38, 8, 50 = 193 (5d100) |
FAM
No.10141
| Rolled 84, 15, 43, 76, 15 = 233 (5d100) |
I'M
No.10142
| Rolled 64, 55, 46, 73, 57 = 295 (5d100) |
DEAD
No.10143
| Rolled 49, 12, 17, 13, 35 = 126 (5d100) |
BRUH
No.10144
| Rolled 37, 33, 34, 16, 31 = 151 (5d100) |
LIKE
No.10145
| Rolled 18, 92, 73, 72, 2 = 257 (5d100) |
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM. DO IT JUST DO IT
No.10146
| Rolled 28, 40, 69, 58, 72 = 267 (5d100) |
No.10147
| Rolled 68, 54, 27, 96, 2 = 247 (5d100) |
No.10148
| Rolled 69, 60, 78, 86, 55 = 348 (5d100) |
No.10149
| Rolled 90, 55, 66, 70, 87 = 368 (5d100) |
>>10148
like bruh just fuck my shit up famalam XDD
No.10150
| Rolled 66, 23, 38, 39, 65 = 231 (5d100) |
>>10131
It becomes a happy Brendan board.
No.10153
| Rolled 78, 47, 2, 87, 79 = 293 (5d100) |
here goes?
No.10154
| Rolled 79, 49, 33, 48, 28 = 237 (5d100) |
just
No.10155
| Rolled 52, 10, 65, 30, 43 = 200 (5d100) |
justjust
No.10156
| Rolled 97, 30, 16, 19, 16 = 178 (5d100) |
justjustjustjust
No.10157
| Rolled 27, 43, 85, 41, 30 = 226 (5d100) |
justjustjustjustjustjustjustjust
No.10158
| Rolled 100, 1, 31, 31, 55 = 218 (5d100) |
justjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjust
No.10159
| Rolled 95, 56, 73, 88, 50 = 362 (5d100) |
justjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjustjust
No.10160
| Rolled 76, 25, 16, 43, 47 = 207 (5d100) |
just addict me to gambling.
No.10162
| Rolled 53, 9, 86, 78, 79 = 305 (5d100) |
>>10160
No.10164
| Rolled 22, 15, 51, 80, 100 = 268 (5d100) |
No.10167
| Rolled 99, 56, 82, 94, 16 = 347 (5d100) |
>>10164
JUST SPOOK MY SHIT UP
No.10172
| Rolled 81, 94, 35, 74, 87 = 371 (5d100) |
I feel like this is a winner
No.10174
| Rolled 70, 48, 8, 72, 59 = 257 (5d100) |
>>10160
Just fuck my addiction up fam.
No.10175
| Rolled 73, 34, 68, 100, 64 = 339 (5d100) |
>>10172
You got over 350
No.10177
| Rolled 5, 81, 82, 53, 51 = 272 (5d100) |
Just fuck me up fam.
No.10178
| Rolled 51, 51, 16, 36, 100 = 254 (5d100) |
Just
No.10179
| Rolled 80, 18, 28, 48, 84 = 258 (5d100) |
JUST
No.10191
| Rolled 49, 19, 84, 44, 23 = 219 (5d100) |
Unfuck pls.
No.10193
| Rolled 52, 97, 72, 14, 51 = 286 (5d100) |
This is it, the one, surely
No.10194
| Rolled 79, 81, 65, 83, 77 = 385 (5d100) |
No.10195
| Rolled 17, 57, 32, 83, 11 = 200 (5d100) |
JUST checkem
No.10209
| Rolled 23, 30, 81, 12, 63 = 209 (5d100) |
>>10195
Nice roll dubs.
No.10210
| Rolled 53, 100, 51, 82, 4 = 290 (5d100) |
>>10209
Thanks
No.10212
| Rolled 68, 14, 47, 8, 13 = 150 (5d100) |
We're getting close to needing a thread #3.
No.10217
| Rolled 55, 17, 74, 64, 38 = 248 (5d100) |
No.10218
| Rolled 88, 37, 26, 19, 21 = 191 (5d100) |
>>10217
>(((California)))
Why don't you ameribros just nuke this commie-infested shithole?!
JUST POZZ MY NEG HOLE UP FAM
No.10219
| Rolled 19, 72, 68, 10, 2 = 171 (5d100) |
Just tattoo my wife up fam
No.10220
| Rolled 34, 78, 42, 66, 63 = 283 (5d100) |
>>10218
He didn't neg so good. Who wants to poz next?
No.10223
| Rolled 36, 56, 100, 44, 55 = 291 (5d100) |
>>10220
Lotta loyalty for a degenerate faggot.
No.10225
| Rolled 47, 99, 2, 38, 92 = 278 (5d100) |
No.10226
| Rolled 17, 73, 7, 89, 29 = 215 (5d100) |
I'm usually good at gambling
No.10227
No thanks, my shizzle is already busted.
No.10229
| Rolled 13, 53, 46, 16, 39 = 167 (5d100) |
WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN
No.10230
| Rolled 96, 72, 73, 33, 12 = 286 (5d100) |
JUST gamble my life away
No.10233
| Rolled 79, 49, 93, 42, 55 = 318 (5d100) |
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
No.10234
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| Rolled 17, 96, 53, 90, 97 = 353 (5d100) |
roll for Brendan's return to the world of video games!
No.10235
| Rolled 90, 37, 38, 31, 98 = 294 (5d100) |
>>10230
>Brendan gambles away his soul
JUST
No.10240
| Rolled 86, 52, 30, 62, 14 = 244 (5d100) |
No.10242
| Rolled 44, 2, 73, 61, 74 = 254 (5d100) |
Feeling lucky
No.10243
| Rolled 5, 1, 5, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 1, 2, 3, 5, 2, 3, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 5, 5, 3, 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 4, 3, 2, 2, 4, 3, 5, 4, 5, 2, 1, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 5, 2, 3, 1, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 4, 1, 3, 5, 5, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 2, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 5, 4, 2, 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 4, 5, 3 = 295 (100d5) |
What if I try different rules?
No.10244
| Rolled 5, 52, 100, 33, 83 = 273 (5d100) |
Damn it, there has to be a way to win.
No.10246
| Rolled 68, 8, 88, 85, 8 = 257 (5d100) |
Just do it
No.10252
| Rolled 82, 63, 3, 97, 68 = 313 (5d100) |
if you don't roll, you
just
can't win
No.10253
| Rolled 69, 30, 20, 2, 17 = 138 (5d100) |
💇
No.10254
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| Rolled 8, 93, 58, 60, 68 = 287 (5d100) |
No.10255
| Rolled 37, 34, 61, 87, 62 = 281 (5d100) |
>its already Thursday
No.10256
| Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 4, 1, 3, 4, 3, 2, 2, 5, 1, 4, 5, 1, 1, 4, 5, 3, 4, 2, 3, 2, 4, 5, 1, 5, 2, 2, 2, 5, 3, 2, 1, 2, 2, 4, 5, 5, 5, 2, 4, 1, 5, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 4, 5, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 3, 5, 3, 4, 2, 2, 1, 3, 2, 2, 5, 1, 1, 5, 1, 2, 4, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 5, 3, 3, 5, 4, 4, 1, 2, 4, 3, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3 = 278 (100d5) |
>>10243
You don't get to change the rules.
No.10260
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| Rolled 29, 33, 35, 30, 53 = 180 (5d100) |
No.10261
| Rolled 27, 31, 39, 12, 99 = 208 (5d100) |
>>10260
Just fuck my imageboard up fam
No.10264
| Rolled 62, 27, 90, 12, 65 = 256 (5d100) |
Lets go
No.10265
| Rolled 81, 43, 5, 25, 82 = 236 (5d100) |
unfuck finally
No.10266
| Rolled 65, 34, 82, 61, 41 = 283 (5d100) |
please unfuck
No.10267
| Rolled 87, 45, 23, 98, 90 = 343 (5d100) |
JUST
No.10268
| Rolled 86, 33, 36, 61, 45 = 261 (5d100) |
IT'S OVER
No.16813
| Rolled 48, 35, 62, 42, 55 = 242 (5d100) |
Come, sweet death