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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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Dice rollRolled 49, 53, 42, 66, 100 = 310 (5d100)

Is… is he pregnant?

How will we name the baby?


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>the absolute state of his physique

>chicken legs

>beer gut

>dat gyno

>unironically balding

We're meming too hard. We're creating an egregore that is effectively applying all of our memes to his real life form.




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The JUST body type.


Maybe…maybe Brendan could fly to Japan and join the sumo federation like other foreigners who became upper division sumos did in the past? Fuck, I don't even know at this point.



>Brendan's new fam is through sumo wrastlin

This fucking timeline is wild.


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B been eatin good looks like


Dice rollRolled 2, 10, 78, 16, 24 = 130 (5d100)



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Dice rollRolled 60, 51, 54, 81, 15 = 261 (5d100)




Hey, there's a Georgian and a Bulgarian in the current top ranks of sumo, so why not Brendan? The only issue would be the ceremonial topknot, they might need to use a wig or extensions for that. Plus, all the top ranking wrestlers display a ceremonial embroidered apron at the beginning of the grand tournaments that's submitted by their sponsors and represents them in some way. We could pool our money together and have Brendan's apron display "JFMSU" right on NHK.




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>Brendan Fraser was spotted on a beach in Barbados with his three children on Wednesday.

>The 49-year-old actor - best known for looking buffed in 1997's George Of The Jungle and for starring alongside Rachel Weisz in The Mummy franchise - looked comfortable in his black Nike shirt and shorts.

>This sighting comes after the Hollywood vet revealed to GQ magazine that he ruined his body from doing too many stunts for his films causing him to have multiple operations. He also claimed that he experienced sexual harassment.

>Earlier this month he broke his silence on his depression that has crippled him for decades. His divorce from Afton no doubt took a toll. But so did his movies, where he was required to pull off some fairly dangerous stunts.



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Dice rollRolled 65, 87, 93, 85, 62 = 392 (5d100)

As far as his sexual assault, he said it was made by an influential Hollywood figure.

In 2003 by the then-president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Philip Berk.

The incident occurred in 2003 at the Beverly Hills Hotel while they were having lunch.

>'His left hand reaches around, grabs my a** cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint,' he told the publication.

<'And he starts moving it around. I felt ill. I felt like a little kid. I felt like there was a ball in my throat. I thought I was going to cry.'

>After immediately leaving the luncheon, Fraser told his wife of the interaction but otherwise remained silent for fear of embarrassment and career damage.

While he did not go public, about the incident he eventually did report it to the HFPA, but their response was clear: Fraser was rarely invited back to the Globes after 2003.

In the article, Berk says he wrote a letter to Fraser about the incident but 'admitted no wrongdoing.'

Fraser said that he became depressed and he started telling himself he deserved what had happened to him.

>'I was blaming myself and I was miserable - because I was saying: "This is nothing; this guy reached around and he copped a feel". That summer wore on - and I can't remember what I went on to work on next.'

>'Maybe I am over-reacting in terms of what the instance was,' he says about the Berk allegation. 'I just know what my truth is.'



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Dice rollRolled 52, 100, 18, 85, 99 = 354 (5d100)



>he got divorced after he got sexually harrassed

>his body broken

>now pregnant with artificial insemination by budweiser



Dice rollRolled 51, 62, 69, 23, 71 = 276 (5d100)




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honestly this is heart breaking

where did everything go so wrong?



When he thought that marrying Afton is a good idea.



He fell for the jewess meme.


Dice rollRolled 34, 11, 34, 56, 14 = 149 (5d100)


>'His left hand reaches around, grabs my a** cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint,' he told the publication.

>'And he starts moving it around. I felt ill. I felt like a little kid. I felt like there was a ball in my throat. I thought I was going to cry.'

His shit was literally fucked


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>His shit was literally fucked


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Meme magic is retroactive.

Or maybe the meme is just unavoidable and we are just paws to them, not the opposite.



Has Afton been putting soy into Brendan's food all these years?


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>tfw Monsoon was right all along


Dice rollRolled 58, 34, 56, 58, 62 = 268 (5d100)

I thought about justing his hair a little in a couple of pictures but I almost feel bad now.

How did everything end up so fucked?


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Shit is beyond fucked its megafucked now.



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Dice rollRolled 28, 98, 33, 89, 47 = 295 (5d100)

what have we done?


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Dice rollRolled 9, 27, 21, 73, 8 = 138 (5d100)

Pay him

Stop the alimony curse


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>he ruined his body from doing too many stunts for his films

Mind you don't do 'too many stunts' lads.


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Jesus Christ this man has had his shit fucked hard


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Farewell, cruel world


He took all the alimony and put it in his stomach so he can birth more Alimonies for Afton


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Dice rollRolled 12, 62, 94, 33, 41 = 242 (5d100)




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This thread is pure gold.



somebody photoshop him to make him look good again



Make Brendan Great Again.


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