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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.4435

This is actually getting fucking disrespectful now

The way they talk about him you'd think he had died

 No.4437

I DIDN'T EVEN READ THEM

>Characters from the monster universe films are expected to crop up in each other's installments before culminating in an "Avengers"-style tie-in film.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.4438

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>It is unusual that Cruise is the top choice for the role. Usually in reboots a younger, fresh-faced actor takes on the lead role. However, perhaps with Cruise's recent success at the box office for his latest "Mission Impossible" installment, Universal thought the 53-year-old actor would have the power to draw in crowds.

>Fraser on the other hasn't had a hit film since "The Mummy."


 No.4439

>>4438

All Brendan is known for is the mummy movies. It's like they're taking his legacy away. His kids are still young and they will notice Brendan's not in the movie. Tom Cruise was in the latest mission impossible movie (2015). I mean, at least let Brendan have a part in the project Jesus Christ.

I guess we will see.

I'm thinking He's probably gonna end it when it premieres.


 No.4440

>>4439

>I'm thinking He's probably gonna end it when it premieres.

The absolute mad man is going to car bomb the red carpet.


 No.4441

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>>4435

Damn this is fucked up. You know he reads this shit too


 No.4445

>They give Brendan Fraser a cameo role in the new The Mummy movie

>He's a museum curator in only one scene that opens a tomb for Tom Cruise to look at the mummy

>Tom Cruise looks at both of them comically

>"Which one's the mummy?"

>Everyone laughs

>You hear the crew laugh off-camera

>Fraser's reaction is real and they hadn't told him about Tom's line in advance

>The movie quickly moves on without mentioning or featuring Fraser again

YOU /JUST/ KNOW


 No.4446

>>4445

JUST how much more fucked up will Brendan's shit be if when that happens?


 No.4448

>>4446

I unironically hope that he commits murder-suicide at the premier of the movie and manages to take down Tom Cruise

I like him but stealing Brendan's legacy is just too far


 No.4450


 No.4451


 No.4452

>>4451

>He will replace Brendan Frasier, 46, who starred in a trio of films set in ancient Egypt, kicking off with The Mummy in 1999 and ending with The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor in 2008.

>The action hero is undoubtedly better able to bring fans into theatres as this summer's blockbuster Mission - Impossible: Rogue Nation proved.

>By comparison, Brendan hasn't had a breakout role for years.

WHY ARE THEY OUT TO GET HIM


 No.4454

>>4451

The comment section

>I would watch another Mummy movie with Brendan n it but not one with Tom - a terrible idea.

>The film does not need a reboot and it certainly does not need Cruise. Such a bad idea.

>I really liked the first 2 mummy films but not the third…hope they don't get cruise to do it as I can't stand him, what's wrong with putting Brendan Fraser back in The role?


 No.4455

>>4451

>>4454

>Brendan can't physically make that kind of movie anymore. He injured his back pretty badly a few years ago.

>Brendan Fraser messed up his back doing Hurricane Sandy clean up work. He can't do stunts anymore.

IS THIS TRUE

JUST

FUCK

MY

BACK

UP


 No.4457

>>4455

He did back in October of 2012. But come on he's probably doing better the guy has been doing shitty movies since then moving around. I get that Tom cruise does his own stunts and shit but there are stunt doubles. They're doing this because Brendan is blackmailed by the Jew hollywood movie companies. Makes me think what Brendan did to be treated this way.


 No.4458

>>4457

>Makes me think what Brendan did to be treated this way.

Hid "millions" from his Jew ex-wife. She probably had her contacts blacklist him.


 No.4459

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>>4445

>which one's the mummy?

lmao


 No.4461

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>>4445

>>4435

This thread and that greentext made me legitimately upset. I think we should write him a fan letter or something soon. I will send it off if anyone thinks of what to send and I can get some input.


 No.4466

I know his cunt wife is predictably Jewish but seriously why does the Tribe want to further destroy his life? Is it pure sadism due to their demented inbred minds?


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 No.4469

>>4439

Mel Gibson was there for the Mad Max: Fury Road premiere. I hope they invute Brendan.


 No.4470

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>>4451

>>4454

>People do care

#NoBrendanNoMummy MAKE IT HAPPEN


 No.4471

>>4470

It's all Brendan making sockpuppets.


 No.4485

>>4466

They have to make an example of him. They can't JUST let him off easy.


 No.4488

>>4485

>They have to make an example of him. They can't JUST let him off easy.

But WHY? What exactly did he do to incur their ire so badly?


 No.4494

>>4488

He married a Chosen Woman and failed to give her 100% of his shekels when she divorced him


 No.4496

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>>4435

JUST

FUCK

MY

BIRTHDAY

UP


 No.4521

>>4445

J U S T C A G E M Y R A G E U P

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 No.4525

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I hope the Church of Scientology finds something wrong with Cruise so he can be put in a windowless room for 8-10 years.


 No.4559

>>4525

The church that makes cruise eat suri's placenta finds him wrong???


 No.4565

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>The updated version will kick start Universal’s new era of monster films

>The studio has long wanted to capitalise on its classic monster movie library and hired Alex Kurtzman and Chris Morgan last summer to help develop a monster universe similar to the one that Marvel has with its team of superheroes.

>The reboot follows Navy Seal Tyler Colt, likely Tom's part, on a mission to find terrorists hiding in a bunker in the Iraqi desert.

>The terrorists turn out be grave robbers who have all mysteriously died in the bunker. Tyler and his team soon realize the bunker is actually a centuries-old tomb before they also succumb to some strange force. Tyler is the only one who gets out alive.

>The chiller is due to hit screens on March 24, 2017.

>Like the Avengers franchise, characters from the monster films are expected to crop up in each other’s installments before culminating in a tie-in film.

navy seals? terrorists? CHiller? Avengers??


 No.4566

I JUST saw 'the legend of Tarzan ' trailer. I had no idea they were making another Tarzan movie. Our suspicions that they were deliberately erasing Brendan's legacy away is confirmed guys!!! First the mummy then Tarzan, the only two successful characters/ movies he's known for!


 No.4570

>>4565

Shit. So if #NoBrendanNoMummy fails, not only will he miss out on this movie, he'll miss out on being part of an entire universe!

That's worth at least a couple months' alimony!


 No.4571

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>>4445

JUST


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 No.4634

>>4435

top lels


 No.4641

>>4445

If dubs, this actually happens.

If trips, Brendan ends his torment before he can be reached to do the part.

If quads, he kills everyone, including Afton and Tom Cruise, and ends up in a murder-suicide.


 No.4642

>>4566

>Tarzan

He did George of the Jungle, you drooling mongoloid.


 No.4643

>>4642

What the fuck are you trying to say that George of the jungle isn't Tarzan? HAHAHAHAAHA what the fuck? The film Brendan was on is not the same as the Disney films you moron.


 No.4648

>>4466

such is humanity and society at least if Brendan does it he will finally be free of it


 No.4656

>>4435

>this could have been his comeback movie

JUST


 No.5158

>>4641

>no dubs

I-is there hope for Brendan still?


 No.5164

>>4565

If dubs, Brendan gets a cameo in every one of these monster films as the first random guy to get killed off.


 No.5166

>>5164

Just fuck my dubs up.




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