Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To slip out of a really bad marriage
One prenup
Would you notarize, or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's alimony due soon already, Afton's ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To pay up, but he keeps on forgetting
bout his haircut, his whole shit gets fucked up
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
His shit's fucked up, month's up, pay it, broke!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes his money
Oh, there goes Brendan, he's broke
He's so mad, but his shit's fucked up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he's hung out on the ropes
It don't matter, he's broke
Did I mention he's broke
He's so broke that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the auditions yo
This whole cash shit
He better go capture this money and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself, fuck up your shit
You lost it, your barber let it all go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay
This opportunity comes once in a month, so
You better lose yourself in the payment, the disgrace
You owe it, you better never miss a check
You only get one shit, and she fucked it up, that ho
This alimony date comes once in two fortnights
The cash's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This check is hers for the taking
Make me cuuuck, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but cuckdom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grow broker
She blows him all over this ho is all on him
Fuck his shit up, he's know as the cuckwallet
Lonely roads, haircut knows
He's grown farther from wealth, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water his bosses don't want him no mo, he's cold product they moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He knows dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old haircut, but the shit goes on
You better lose yourself, fuck up your shit
You lost it, your barber let it all go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay
This opportunity comes once in a month, so
You better lose yourself in the payment, the disgrace
You owe it, you better never miss a check
You only get one shit, and she fucked it up, that ho
This alimony date comes once in two fortnights
No more gains, i'ma change what you call paid
Fuck my motherfuckin' shit up like three sons caged
I was payin' in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been fucked up and squeezed dry and cut to shit
But I kept payin, she betrayin the next lover
Best believe somebody's payin the she-devil
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get to see my kids react
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'cause man, that goddam child support don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no unfucking shit, this is my life
And these times are so fucked and it's getting even shitter
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between bein a father and a walkin' wallet
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Another of alimony
Stay in one spot, another cuck or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or broke
Success is my only monthly-payin' option, failure's not
Ex, I love you, but this payment's got to go
I cannot grow old in a cardboard box
So here I go, this is my shot.
Cash don't fail me now 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself, fuck up your shit
You lost it, your barber let it all go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pay
This opportunity comes once in a month, so
You better lose yourself in the payment, the disgrace
You owe it, you better never miss a check
You only get one shit, and she fucked it up, that ho
This alimony date comes once in two fortnights