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/just/ - FUCK MY SHIT UP

Brendan Fraser and friends
Winner of the 75nd Attention-Hungry Games
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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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>Alimony will end on 31st January 2019

The day is near



>inb4 the happy divorce merchants extend his alimony another 10 years



>less than 1 month before Afton's alimony fangs are suppose to release Brendan

One can hope.


its happening fraserheads


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Woah who knew Brendan was such a player



The UNJUSTENING is coming chamchams!


>Brendan no longer has to pay alimony

>Jeff Bezos will have to start paying a record-setting amount of alimony

What did the universe mean by this?



The end of an era and the beginning of a new. The passage of a new alimony king. Brendan will no longer known as Brendan the JUST, as he will pass that title onto Jeff Bezos.


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Will this mean that our all alimony will be paid off.

Will life finally be better for us?



baste and aftonpilled tbh

funny, i never knew she was involved in a non-profit like that.

you know how that stuff works, dont you?

donate to one of those, and whatever amount you donate, you can write off for taxes. likewise with certain expenditures related to such organizations.

given that that total amount raised at that fundraiser in the vid was less than the amount she gets per month, im guessing her contributions were of the latter buying random shit for her buddies at the non-profit whenever taxes got out of hand. often times, these purchases can be very nebulous. sounds like a good time to launder some dosh.

>inb4 she is or was romantically involved with someone at abilis

TL;DR someone should audit these fuckers tbh


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>up next



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no joke, these are her facebook 'likes'



Imagine being so materialistic that you'd marry an old man and put out for his money.


Do you think shes got her nose set on that band? I never heard of them, is one of them really rich or something?


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>she's looking for a new target after draining Brendan dry





>Milestones Behavioral Center with red/yellow/blue/green satanist color scheme

>interior designer with masonic checkerboard logo

>"golden apple" book store

If the Q crowd saw this, they'd be telling Brendan to go take his son back by force.


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>red/yellow/blue/green satanist color scheme

wait wut?

theyre scared of primary/secondary colors?

for what purpose?

>If the Q crowd saw this, they'd be telling Brendan to go take his son back by force

this is a good idea either way imo. even just to see if you could meme it into happening


she will not




She already has her nose set on another poor goy.



By poor I'm speaking about his future, hes currently rich now but after Afton has her way he will be poor.


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Dice rollRolled 84, 97, 44, 45, 39 = 309 (5d100)


Only 6 days left, lads.


Dice rollRolled 78, 85, 89, 98, 51 = 401 (5d100)


It's almost like he senses the impending JUST. You can see it in his eyes


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Dice rollRolled 19, 12, 18, 58, 58 = 165 (5d100)



year of the brendan


1 week to go



We should hold some kind of celebration


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If someone can set up a stream then that would be great. Beginning on January 31st and going into February 1st, the day when Brendan Fraser will finally be alimony free. Some films I suggest here, maybe even an episode of Trust I guess. Also play 'Celebration' by Kool & The gang when it's 12am Feb 1st.

If anyone is interested and can host a stream please say so, also hope to finish arrangements by the end of the weekend if possible like making an invite card for other boards, better to get it done soon enough and spread word of the stream at least a few days before January 31st.



I'm 100% down for this. I know some Discord trannies that would be interested too.

let's do it here: https://cytu.be/



Cool, do you have a cytu.be channel?


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T - 2




Started working on an invite. If we can finalize the movies and times then that would be good and can add it in. If I don't get any reply then I'll just have to go with >>16816

I'm not a burger so I don't really know what times to write in.


Also get the stream link URL made so that can be added in as well


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forgot the image



Hell yeah I'm interested famachamalam. I'll invite all the lads from the other boards I shitpost in. It'll be a real alimony-free celebration.


You can't really see the top text. Make it that kind of text where theres a light outline behind the letters.


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Is this better? Also are you fine with these movies >>16816 ? You can suggest some but I won't be the one streaming since I don't know how to.


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Yes the text looks much better now.

I haven't seen Money Bone ever. Haven't seen George of the fucking Jungle since it was played in theaters probably 2 decades ago.

The Money films I've seen probably a dozen times. I think it might be over played tbh.

What we should really do is go on BrenBren's website and look at his timeline and pick some of his lesser known movies. Hes got several I'm sure most of us have never seen.

But play Money Bone or George of the Jungle too.



The reason I selected those movies was because they are all from Brendan's prime and his best known ones which seemed appropriate given the occasion. But I don't mind seeing Monkeybone since I never saw it either. Don't know how many films we can watch given it is a weekday but I'd say keep The Mummy but replace The Mummy Returns since it is the weakest film there imo with Monkeybone. So:

Encino Man, George of the Jungle, Monkeybone and The Mummy I vote for this order too. Encino Man was Brendan's big break and Mummy was his biggest hit

Anyway hope the streamer sees this and gets the movies running.



Maybe we should do two streams: One where Brendan is alimony free, and then a big stream on the following weekend.



I guess I don't mind that but I don't about arranging the whole thing. I'm not free the following weekend so you guys will have to do without me.




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Updated, almost done The stream invite. Are these times ok? Also hope that whoever is streaming has all these movies and can set up the stream. Also would like the cytu.be link so I can put that in and finalize the invite



I'm giving it a shot here but I'm not sure how to work it out. I'm trying google drive to embed it onto cytu.be but I can't get it to work.

For now I have embeded a /wooo/ livestream of NJPW as a test




Alright I've sorta worked on google drive and cutu.be and might be able to get it working. I've downloaded Encino Man and The Mummy, in the process of downloading Monkeybone and George of the Jungle but it's really slow, not many seeders.

I guess I will be the one streaming since no one else seems to. Don't blame me if the stream gets JUST'd, this is my first time


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Oh and in that case:




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Use a different font for the blue text. Also put EST next to each of the movie times.

Maybe add these screenshot to it too, so there's more context to what we're celebrating.

It would be cool if it said "Superior Court of Connecticut presents…"


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Changed the text to something which looks a bit more court like. Threw in those screenshots in the end. How is it now?


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Minor edit in the title





Ahh forgot to add in EST in the pre-stream one. This should do.


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why am i so retarded



If it is fine then start spreading, earlier the better, and now is the best time to start. I'll make a new thread soon.



10/10 poster. 100% unfucked.


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Dice rollRolled 7, 48, 74, 98, 45 = 272 (5d100)

The day is nearing.







>why am i so retarded

Are you newfags or what the hell is that shit image supposed to be?

It's completely unreadable.



>Alright I've sorta worked on google drive and cutu.be and might be able to get it working

friendly reminder people will need to use this little user script to get google drive vids to stream on cy for them.


hopefully people can see this and get the script ready before the shows start. should lead to less frustration and whining on both sides hosts and guests



>record-setting amount of alimony




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The JUST giveth, and the JUST taketh.







well done for not an heroing brendan you legend



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We're witnessing the law of conservation of alimony in action. The JUST can't be created or destroyed, it can only be transferred or transformed from one form to another.

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