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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

 No.15210[Reply]

Have faith! We have the Senate and God fearing court justices. They called LOCAL corruption in our townships last night here in Michigan on WWMT Channel 3 news. Our State went red, but blue won the vote with 36 % not being accounted for. God knows what he’s doing. The ones who were voted in have enditements. God Wins! WE WIN!

Just liked we have RHINO Republicans, there are Conservative Democrats as well. This will bring us balance back to the middle. Remember PRIDE comes before the Fall! God bless you all! God bless you “Q”! God Bless the Countries Praying with us!



 No.15206[Reply]

"I question everyone and everything" -POTUS

"I believe anything Q says" -Anon

Wake up

 No.15208

epic!




File: e697b0238a51b1d⋯.png (310.64 KB, 870x1305, 2:3, this is why you murder the….png)

 No.14939[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 26, 69, 15, 51, 41 = 202 (5d100)

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 No.15144

File: c572e4c6a776e1c⋯.png (413.42 KB, 1508x1493, 1508:1493, hello reddit.png)

>>15084

>blacks

>not niggers


 No.15161

>>15143

But I thought Lotr was /pol/ approved 100% certified non-kosher?


 No.15164

File: c049055391c7e33⋯.png (349.12 KB, 664x596, 166:149, JUST baka.png)

JUST?

Are you a baka?


 No.15170

File: 157dbcbff054998⋯.jpg (66.76 KB, 858x536, 429:268, Tolkien_sad.jpg)

>>15143

>fuck tolkien

f-fuck you too…


 No.15181

Dice rollRolled 57, 71, 81, 39, 98 = 346 (5d100)

>>15143

Niggers can be taught simple tool use too faggot




File: 1434792110392.webm (248.24 KB, 480x360, 4:3, WAKE UP.webm)

 No.1995[Reply]

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)

SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

(You cucked me too)

I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP

(You cucked me too)

NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide

I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

LAWYER (LAWYER)

Lawyer into your hands

I give up my paycheck

Lawyer into your hands

Why have you fucked my shit up?

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 No.14936

File: f1584b9e0ff418c⋯.jpg (42.39 KB, 330x479, 330:479, camel laugh.jpg)

>>12886

>AND MY HAIRLINE GOES AWAY


 No.15058

File: 029e66ccc529376⋯.jpg (124.23 KB, 1171x1313, 1171:1313, Fraser_Notebook.jpg)

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me

But she fucked my shit up then,

And I ain't seen no good pay

Since, I don't know when.

I'm payin’ alimony,

And time keeps draggin' on,

But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,

‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,

My Mama said, "Brendy,

Always be a good boy,

Don't fall for the 3D."

But I married a real woman,

Just to have her leave.

When I see my money goin',

I cry myself to sleep.

SUE ME!

*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'

In them fancy dining cars,

Not knowin’ that their women

Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,

But I know I had it comin',

I know I can't be free,

But those people they don’t know it,

They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,

If that check was all for me,

I bet I'd spend it wiser

‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,

Far from any woman,

That's where I want to fap,

And I'd let that alimony

Be paid by other saps.


 No.15087

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1995

Just fuck my karaoke up.


 No.15148

File: 672de8d0b481fc8⋯.jpg (327.63 KB, 1242x626, 621:313, jfmsu convicts.jpg)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

SHE TOOK MY BOYS AND MY DEBT IS HEAVY

SOLD AWAY MY POSSESSIONS TO MOVE IN TO A CHEVY

DAMN MAN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN

DRIVE TO THE WOODS EATING CORN OUT THE CAN

SHE TOOK IT ALL AWAY, MY CHANTING FANS

THE GROUPIES, THE BOOZE, ENCINO MAN

NOW ALL THESE FANS, ASKING WHERE DID HE GO?

CRYING ON A ROCK THINKING OF MY CASH FLOW

SO NOW I'M HUNTING SQUIRRELS AT THE BASE OF A MOUNTAIN

THEY TOOK HALF MY NUTS AND BERRIES

AND RIDDLED WHO'S COUNTING

BIT MY WALLET WITH THE ALIMONY, THE LOSSES SPOUTING

NOW MY TEARS OVERFLOWETH, JUST LIKE A FOUNTAIN

SEATS IN THE PARLOR, MIRRORS INBETWEEN

SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS, IT WAS SO SERENE

THE SKY WAS BLUE YEAH, THE GRASS WAS GREEN

BARBER JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

SO NOW I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, MY DEBT MAKES ME TWIST

MY WALLET'S EMPTY, CAN'T AFFORD SWISS MISS

SAW A THIRTY DAY SETTLEMENT WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET

THOUGH I WAS DOWN WITH GOD, I HAD TO YELL RETREAT

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

BECAUSE I BEEN JEWED TOO SO CUT THE BALLYHOO

ACTORS ON "THE FIELD" DIDN'T POO IN THE LOO

EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I BELONG IN A ZOO

HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T WANT ME, MY CAREER IS THROUGH

OUT IN THE COURTHOUSE ON A THREE DAY STINT

I HAD A REVELATION THAT COULD HAVE SAVED ME A MINT

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 No.15149

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15148

the original song for those unaware




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 No.5811[Reply]

Just…light me up bro

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 No.14109

>>5934

Niggers gonna nig.


 No.14294

I struggle to understand how they didn't go extinct before the White man found them.


 No.14295

>>14294

>I struggle to understand how they didn't go extinct before the White man found them.

Same here


 No.14296

File: 68bceccb240e4b7⋯.jpg (97.47 KB, 650x639, 650:639, third world we wuz kangs.jpg)

>>14295

forgot pic


 No.15140

File: 57d905d14f75249⋯.png (25.17 KB, 1357x800, 1357:800, iq_by_country.png)




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 No.15081[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 24, 19, 50, 47, 77 = 217 (5d100)

>do graffiti on real cool location, literally 2000+ /day see it

>6 months later eat lunch at restaurant adjacent to it

>some old fat faggot is spraying over it with white paint

>he then proceeds to take an alcohol marker and write house number over it

>ragemaster.exe

>two months since this

>i finally buy the paint

>today is the day.avi

>come to redo it

>starts to rain

>pic related

JUST

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 No.15089

File: 278f2a48eec3f34⋯.png (576.06 KB, 620x583, 620:583, 1526079990823.png)

Dice rollRolled 25, 67, 89, 55, 87 = 323 (5d100)

>>15085

>getting offended by a frog picture


 No.15128

File: 1059b436ecf49ee⋯.png (550.38 KB, 4135x9088, 4135:9088, 1490535024050.png)

File: 2969790d46f82e5⋯.jpg (54.56 KB, 502x432, 251:216, smugdog.jpg)

File: d252d3a09d4e511⋯.jpg (2.1 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, foto_no_exif (21).jpg)

Dice rollRolled 84, 76, 13, 59, 27 = 259 (5d100)

>>15089

Thx fam.

Actually did a Kolovrat again. Being Slavic and all I love my adidas, booze, adidas suited women, and well Kolovrats

(Don't fuck with my Kolovrat)

I may retouch it but it came out surprisingly good. Just to make sure, I made 2 other Kolovrats so now you can't miss it if you drive

>₩ould post pix but no dox

Here is older one


 No.15129

File: 1059b436ecf49ee⋯.png (550.38 KB, 4135x9088, 4135:9088, 1490535024050.png)

File: 2969790d46f82e5⋯.jpg (54.56 KB, 502x432, 251:216, smugdog.jpg)

File: d252d3a09d4e511⋯.jpg (2.1 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, foto_no_exif (21).jpg)

Dice rollRolled 50, 57, 52, 4, 16 = 179 (5d100)

>>15089

Thx fam.

Actually did a Kolovrat again. Being Slavic and all I love my adidas, booze, adidas suited women, and well Kolovrats

(Don't fuck with my Kolovrat)

I may retouch it but it came out surprisingly good. Just to make sure, I made 2 other Kolovrats so now you can't miss it if you drive

>₩ould post pix but no dox

Here is older one


 No.15130

File: d252d3a09d4e511⋯.jpg (2.1 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, foto_no_exif (21).jpg)

Dice rollRolled 50, 68, 56, 29, 1 = 204 (5d100)

I have no idea why the fuck that posted twice. I posted it once.

For real experience rotate last picture right.

I am thinking of spraying over it with reflective spray for night vision


 No.15132

File: 4e5d5f3e8e554e0⋯.jpg (30.27 KB, 395x395, 1:1, 71k1HYxJPXL._UY395_.jpg)

>>15130

It may blind the drivers that pass by, I have considered this-but just going to do it anyways




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 No.15001[Reply]

I always told my friend: You gotta be careful around that woman. Cover all of your bases and never, ever forego the rubber.

He didn't listen. Three kids he had with her, three kids he didn't want because she "forgot" to take the pill, and now he got a letter from her lawyer saying she demands 2000 bucks a month. He makes 3600 bucks.

He

JUST GOT HIS SHIT FUCKED UP

Let's have a round of applause for the newest member of the JUSTice league.

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 No.15049

>>15048

2D is shit too, you get justed by the fact that she will never be real.


 No.15050

Dice rollRolled 75, 77, 64, 93, 68 = 377 (5d100)

>born early enough to get a taste of an ideal companion

>born just in time for 95% of women to be literal sluts

>born slightly too early for the next societal collapse to make mating worth the trouble again

JUST FUCK MY CAUSALITY UP


 No.15054

>>15049

JUST get a tulpa


 No.15055

>>15054

>summon a succubus

>get JUST'd by succubus

Brendan got JUST'd for your sins, so you wouldn't have to suffer that fate.


 No.15118

>>15046

Being a woman is a huge red flag already. I told him not to trust her because she's a woman. He didn't listen. He called me a paranoid misogynist, once.




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 No.15012[Reply]

In better times…

I miss you Bud :/



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 No.14897[Reply]

Madman taxes alimony.

Increases the just on those who blaspheme his name

But taxes the shit out of Afton as well.

He actually did it!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5204741/Taxes-exes-How-tax-plan-alter-alimony.html

 No.14899

Dice rollRolled 96, 27, 25, 91, 16 = 255 (5d100)

Did someone roll over 450 recently? Alimony demons are not easily struck without magic.


 No.14978

Dice rollRolled 66, 1, 62, 58, 51 = 238 (5d100)

>>14899

Checked

I think TGEoM

Is justing the alimony succubus


 No.14979

>>14978

>the JUSTers get JUSTed

For great JUSTice.




File: e8589240982da88⋯.jpg (2.69 MB, 3446x5000, 1723:2500, hYyIL7M.jpg)

 No.14972[Reply]

>spend a whole night torrenting lain anime and artbook thinking they are raw original edition copies

>anime is dubbed

>artbook is translated second edition

JUST

 No.14974

File: df584e87f16249b⋯.jpg (172.88 KB, 569x802, 569:802, Lain.jpg)

>>14972

Lain?!


 No.15043




File: b1c7630976ed2d0⋯.webm (15.45 MB, 1858x982, 929:491, JUST-heli.webm)

 No.14574[Reply]

A game where you go around fucking people's shit up.

 No.14763

if they had any brains, then they would've hired Brendan to voice the lead character.


 No.14915

File: 244bbf4a58f960d⋯.jpg (484.61 KB, 1084x1027, 1084:1027, 244bbf4a58f960da8af9750daf….jpg)


 No.14965

File: d8e515860dd914a⋯.jpg (736.6 KB, 1483x1043, 1483:1043, Just fuck my shit up 3.jpg)


 No.14966

>>14965

Is there a mod to make him look like Brendan? Hair and all?




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 No.14954[Reply]

Just fuck my eyebrows up

 No.15034

UHMMM KAZAR MILKERS I WANT! FUCK /POL I'M ENSLAVEN THE FEMALE KIKES AND ONLY KILLING THE MALES! :^)




File: 359005c74015350⋯.png (77.26 KB, 1378x548, 689:274, JUST breakers is no moe.png)

 No.14674[Reply]

Had to search it to believe it.

Press S to spit on it.

S

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 No.14820

>>14801

>complain about constantly losing connection

>I guess you're too awesome for the servers

Kek instead of fixing issues they try to feed their egos with comments like that.


 No.14855

>>14731

>>14736

I told you Kirkbride should have been on the 8cup roster. Both him and his wife worked at Telltale and they got JUSTed right in the year I predicted. If they end up divorcing that will be the cherry on the top.


 No.14862

File: 3763e579386d64b⋯.gif (6.45 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 3763e579386d64bf709d627e49….gif)

>>14801

>possibly actually factually

Why are bugmen like this

They're the reason I have such an aversion to question marks, because they always denote passive aggressiveness and nu-speak going on when I see them on the internet.


 No.14917

>>14689

>T-those this mean our shit is getting unfucked?

Isn't Brendan going to be free from alimony payments in 2019?

2019 could be the year of the great injustening.


 No.14948

>>14917

2019 is the year we roll 490.




File: bc8fcf0273d08b6⋯.jpg (483.97 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, thomas JUSTfferson.jpg)

 No.14942[Reply]

>Thomas Jefferson by the time of his death accumulated a debt of $100,000 in 1826 (About $2,546,929.29 in 2018)

>Jefferson died deeply in debt, unable to pass on his estate freely to his heirs. He gave instructions in his will for disposal of his assets, including the freeing of Sally Hemings's children; but his estate, possessions, and slaves were sold at public auctions starting in 1827.

<One of the founding fathers of the USA was JUST'd by debt

USA, land of the debt and home of the JUST

 No.14943

At least he didn't get alimony'd, JUST shekelmonied.




File: a386e2fa357bfc3⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2340x2381, 2340:2381, AS11-37-5528HR.jpg)

 No.14918[Reply]

fuck my moon up



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