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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: ca89bc218a5d4cd⋯.jpg (41.15 KB, 400x320, 5:4, downloadfile.jpg)

 No.15756[Reply]

You guys are alright, don't come to marriage tomorrow 9am

Keep an eye on the family court



File: 99119791d6f13fd⋯.jpg (8.83 KB, 255x255, 1:1, fc38f59608ea1ad94bd625ff1b….jpg)

 No.15649[Reply]

am i /JUST/ed? what does it mean if you cry for three days straight even if you're taking all your jew pills like (((dr. shekelberg))) told you to?

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 No.15655

>>15649

>taking dr.shekelberg's blackpills

Theres your problem faggot.


 No.15657

>>15649

wth op? when i took the jew pills they disabled me from crying

what pills you taking?


 No.15676

>>15655

he gets angry when i stop and the tard wranglers say they'll take my things away from me if i don't swallow them

>>15657

little pale orange things that i don't know the name of and can't find online


 No.15699

>>15676

Are you in a looney bin?

Whats your /just/ level?


 No.15707

>>15699

>looney bin

like a ward? no i live on my own but the wranglers come every day

>/just/ level?

im not sure how to measure that




File: 48223490a73aff4⋯.jpg (199 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20181113_073022.jpg)

 No.15448[Reply]

Spidercham, spidercham

pays more alimony than he can

AFFOOOORD

hes now a shell of a spiderman

he sold the web

sold the web

now his crime fighten career is dead

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 No.15644

File: dc5b969dc329634⋯.mp4 (510.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Anime_ara_Laugh.mp4)

>>15622

>flinging a web into a noose


 No.15650

Tony stark

in the dark

justed peter parker for a lark

now she cums

twice a night

alimony isnt paid with spider bites

OH NO its justed spidercham


 No.15654

SPIDER CHAM, SPIDER CHAM

SHITS INSIDE OF A GARBAGE CAN

HIS SHIT GOT QUITE FUCKED UP

NOW HIS LIFE IS A FUCKING RUT

LOOK OUT! NOW HES THE HOBO MAN!

IS HIS BANK, EMPTIED OUT?

LIVING IN A CARDBOARD SHACK?

CAN HE RUN, FROM THE COPS?

SEEKING HIS NEXT ALIMONY CHECK!

HE IS A HOBO MAN

A DIRTY HOBO MAN

HE WAS THE SPIDERCHAM!


 No.15664

>>15654

My sides have been /just/ed.


 No.15673

File: e02eba277bbaca3⋯.jpg (11.35 KB, 243x300, 81:100, downloadfile.jpg)

spidercham

spidercham

tries to go out on the lam

they chase him down

chase him down

drag him back to the town

in the courts

in the courts

alimoneys doubled he still has naught

hey there

hes hung himself spiderchaam




File: a2c8e6432b03da3⋯.mp4 (6.34 MB, 362x640, 181:320, DankMemes.mp4)

 No.14546[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY BABY UP.

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 No.15572

File: ad826bdb0dc7651⋯.jpg (15.22 KB, 600x906, 100:151, ad826bdb0dc7651b8d07e0a50e….jpg)

>>15502

this is absolutely not saudi

the language being spoken, as well as the text on the phone is in spanish

saudis do not speak spanish

ever

im assuming this is in the states as the kids look like a black/hispanic mix

i would very much like to see the cunt who did this flayed alive

smacking and dropping the kids until theyre bleeding out of their heads is one thing tho obviously not a good thing, either but the last part where she is strangling the kid. fuck. id like to do that to her. i could even record it. i can assure you, i would not stop squeezing her fucking throat though

the fear in that kids eyes when shes strangling him spooks the hell out of me

hes a little kid who cant even speak, yet he knows hes about to die and theres nothing he can do about it.


 No.15587

>>15572

so… i'm seriously the only one who notices that when she starts strangle the baby, it stares directly into her eyes and reaches out to her? look closer, you can see the question "why, mother?" in its face so clearly.


 No.15590

>niggers are huma-


 No.15599

>>15572

The text on the phone has got nothing to do with the video. It's JUST another case of retards taking a video of a video

I don't even know where you got spanish-speaking from

https://archive.fo/aOWZL

Apparently it was a Somali immigrant, so it really was niggers all along


 No.15639

File: 26e52adbf177d3a⋯.webm (964.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, From Ahmed to Maisie.webm)

JUST FUCK MY HEAD UP




File: 804f214a274b959⋯.png (105.4 KB, 619x574, 619:574, 1542229970439.png)

 No.15620[Reply]

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP



File: cdcf1ca5945cd0b⋯.jpg (20.07 KB, 325x392, 325:392, pamela-mastropietro-5-325x….jpg)

 No.13538[Reply]

>do a night bike ride

>strava on listening to some music phone in back of pants

>on way home

>stop at traffic light

>qt.314 across the street

>hold to traffic sign

>light turns green try to(possibly) showboat a little so I launch agressively pop a wheelie and crash

>ok.jpg hurt.webm pick bike up immediately and cycl3 away past qt. In pain trying to save myself the embarrasement

>after 3km strangely I hear no music

>fuck where is my phone

>Retrace my ride to crash site

>nophone.avi

>it's probably stolen so I go home

>when get home call myself to see which fucker stole it

>a girl answers says she found my phone and tells me where I can come to pick it up

>bike mode 10000wats of power to location

>she's there, she's beautiful(really a beauty)

>introduce myself she tells me her name which I forget immediately (why do I always do this?)

>tell her she's outstanding for being so cool, give her three fiddy for a coffee (all I had on me)

>as I cycle away I remember I don't know her name

>I should have asked her for her phone number

>i will probably never see her again

>as I ride back home insted of happy for finding phone I am sad because I didn't at least remember her name

>when I come home the distance travelled on strava shows 33.3 km

JUST

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 No.15437

Dice rollRolled 26, 15, 4, 20, 20 = 85 (5d100)

>>13735

It is an apartment complex.

To this day I can not forget the utter JUST of the idiocy / missed opportunity I made that day.

I truely am a certified idiot

I should have just asked her out for a drink

The worst thing of it all is I realised my failure the moment I made 10 meters driving away.

It would be better if I never thought of it


 No.15438

File: 42f78bae393732c⋯.jpg (43.15 KB, 660x227, 660:227, 3520706_0945_pamela_mastro….jpg)

File: 1a500009098552c⋯.jpg (30.2 KB, 403x570, 403:570, pamela.jpg)

File: 89cd0e98bf06c3b⋯.jpg (34.77 KB, 696x391, 696:391, pamela-696x391.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12, 43, 2, 21, 6 = 84 (5d100)

>>15437

dice confirm

this is sort of how she looked


 No.15439

>>13538

She saw you make an ass of yourself trying to pop a wheelie, OP. You can't make a comeback after a girl see you fail like that. You just gotta move on.


 No.15591

>>13538

for the best, she probably saw all your hentai and chan history. chock it up as a win because she didn't call the police on your ass


 No.15609

A real Shakespearian tragedy, Anon.

JUST




File: 75474f825d9f6a6⋯.jpg (88.1 KB, 640x853, 640:853, Brendan-Fraser.jpg)

 No.15182[Reply]

Who's the most JUSTed person you know?

Knew this guy since high school

>0 friends

>all of the people that more or less pretend to be his friends but are just being polite

>sperg

>only plays vidya and watches anime

so far sounds like a typical loser, but it gets worse…

>his mom hates him

>his mom's boyfriend humiliates him and calls him garbage all the time

>moved to his grandparents to escape abuse at home, grandfather developing dementia accuses him of fucking his grandmother

>moved back to his mother

>can barely find a job

>can barely hold a job

>IQ so low he has difficulty reading

>listens to podcasts and lectures instead

>gets into fringe shit, thinks the moon landing didn't happen because if we really got to the moon then we'd establish colonies, like in video gamesyes, like in video games, that's his reasoning

>has a complementary JUSTed haircut, thinks he looks classy

He's the only severe case I know of.

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 No.15600

Bump


 No.15602

>this nigger OP actually believes in the moonlanding


 No.15605

>>15602

>Hurr,NASA faked six landings and an aborted mission.

Retard.


 No.15606

>>15605

>oy vey don't question anything

Its perfectly healthy to question things, don't be a mindless NPC you faggot.


 No.15608

>>15602

>he didn't read the spoiler




File: e33cdc2cc090620⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 8.49 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 3478b342602aeeb97656069aa….jpeg)

 No.15093[Reply]

just fuck my balls up

https://archive.fo/iDtsG

 No.15096

File: 0b8c5a704b087de⋯.png (169.14 KB, 723x475, 723:475, csa.png)

Dice rollRolled 40, 62, 42, 17, 52 = 213 (5d100)

JUST


 No.15103

The absolute fucking madman.


 No.15116

This eunuch kike posts also on wizchan. There's another eunuch over there but he killed his balls by injecting chemicals lmao. Chemical eunuch already regrets it.


 No.15586

>>15116

>Chemical eunuch already regrets it.

well what did he think was gonna happen?

on the bright side, he did the gene pool a favor at least




File: 7a158e79bd2c12c⋯.jpg (92.7 KB, 700x294, 50:21, real.jpg)

 No.15427[Reply]

Got this from the admin:

Kielan said:

(sending again as sent mail didn't confirm it)

Example of prohibited content: realbooru.com//images/665…529a6f98076d36e468c1.jpeg

You keep uploading images of fully clothed women bending over etc, we do not allow fully clothed fetish images of any kind, please only post nude or see through or lingerie only, it needs to be titillating for a wide audience, these niche fetishes for fully clothed women represent maybe a handful of our users, most will not like this content and that's just the fact of the matter.

If you keep uploading fully clothed images of women, you will be permanently banned from this website, you are spamming far too many clothed images which we now have to erase, we need to cease uploading this non porn fetish content, this is your final warning, no more upskirts, no more fully dressed women, no more panty shots where it is not see through, very few find this attractive and we are not a niche fetish website!

Kielan

Admin

 No.15441

Nah fam, you're just a fucking fag.


 No.15443

>warned for content not being lewd enough

Lel what a great scenario.




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File: 2ddbc3d38f3b9df⋯.jpg (867.58 KB, 2000x2663, 2000:2663, cdd1ed0159ed0346ae36a205cf….jpg)

 No.10845[Reply]

フ u 丂 イ

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 No.12518

手凹丂丁


 No.12608

キucズ ノイ ムレレ uア


 No.12707

>>10863

じぶんの


 No.12824

Dice rollRolled 31, 28, 39, 26, 36 = 160 (5d100)

>>10865

>>10866

>309 twice

wow what terrible luck


 No.15436

File: 117a85e8ba82c65⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 364x485, 364:485, Burn rice.jpg)

File: 20a855defa59cdc⋯.jpg (25.68 KB, 500x496, 125:124, rice.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 48, 70, 6, 81, 69 = 274 (5d100)

COOK THE RICE - PAY THE PRICE




File: a5fec8f3ee3080e⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 2000x3001, 2000:3001, j.jpg)

 No.15393[Reply]

In a scale from just to ==JUST==, how just are you?

 No.15397

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.15398

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.15415

From when are the one doing the justing be sure to have deep pockets for the justing will come for you.


 No.15435

muuuuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyy




File: 6e86236259fdacd⋯.jpg (672.99 KB, 1174x1671, 1174:1671, 67bf9feeb49b97a73052322369….jpg)

 No.14873[Reply]

Press A for Alimony

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 No.15195

A


 No.15198

>>14894

>he taped his gut to hold it up

J

U

S

T


 No.15213

File: 48323a3325f550a⋯.gif (2.14 MB, 200x200, 1:1, trump9838.gif)

Dice rollRolled 3, 54, 57, 64, 51 = 229 (5d100)

A


 No.15232

>>14894

Poor guy got JUSTed so hard he looks like a troll from Everquest 2 now.


 No.15431

>>14892

gross

why are her eyes so small?




File: a27725df94ae62b⋯.jpg (71.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, adolf.jpg)

 No.15339[Reply]

*teleports behind you*

LONG LIVE GERMANY!

LONG LIVE THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MOVEMENT!!!

 No.15351

File: dd1e50620bd0ebe⋯.webm (7.66 MB, 569x320, 569:320, europe end times.webm)

NUR


 No.15368

EINFACH


 No.15380


 No.15399

>tfw Hitler is no longer here


 No.15429

Dice rollRolled 79, 55, 19, 82, 96 = 331 (5d100)

>>15380

SCHEISSE




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 No.15300[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 7, 71, 33, 95, 66 = 272 (5d100)

JUST FUCK MY SHIP UP

 No.15395

>>15300

He didn't float so good.




File: a98c242cbe26741⋯.jpeg (167.53 KB, 700x700, 1:1, a98c242cbe267412149ea5e95….jpeg)

 No.15250[Reply]

>win attention hungry games

>get flooded with shitposts and spam

JUST

 No.15251

>run for a chance to get your board linked to from every page on 8ch, a website inhabited mostly by retards

>complain about being flooded by retards when you win

TELL ME that you at least expected this to happen?


 No.15277

I'm looking at the catalog. You can't really tell me the drop in post quality is all that noticeable.


 No.15278

>>15250

Tim scotfield


 No.15394

>>15250

>JUST gets JUST'D

Just another day tbh fam.




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