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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.16249[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 98, 79, 76, 4, 40 = 297 (5d100)

What did they mean by this?

Did they predict this board?



File: 222af1297071280⋯.jpg (79.24 KB, 900x750, 6:5, downloadfile.jpg)

 No.15373[Reply]

ITT we compile a list of the unjustables.

An exceptional group of men, whom despite having every single reason to have been justed into the dirt, they have, and will never be..

JUSTED

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 No.16207

File: 4524d359a790323⋯.jpg (68.45 KB, 317x476, 317:476, 1461146002952.jpg)


 No.16208

File: 7f866bb5a954616⋯.jpeg (43.76 KB, 474x663, 158:221, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpeg)


 No.16210

>>16208

JUST

Also now he's a huge faggot who says things like he wishes he could travel back in time and terminate fossil fuels. His shit's all retarded and running on low test.


 No.16216

>>16210

>his muscle and optimism: gone


 No.16217




File: 3ba39e193295004⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1302x772, 651:386, weeb mommy gf to breed.png)

 No.16094[Reply]

Imagine being forced to dress like a catgirl and talk about video games to earn a living. I like to Imagine If I was her bf and forced her to dress like that for videos and for when I fuck her, while I would remind her I can easily get a younger woman if she ever refuses me.

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 No.16140

>>16094

I want to brutally fuck her and impregnate her in front of her autistic 8 yo son


 No.16142

>>16140

I want to give her another autistic son.


 No.16144

>>16140

>>16142

Sticking your dick in crazy is tempting, I know. But if you do, there is no escaping the inevitable

JUST


 No.16156

>>16144

Imagine being such a beta faggot that you can't keep a women in check.


 No.16165

>>16156

Not even Brendan Fraser could, anon. Sorry to say your fist won't do quite as much damage as the horrible legal system that would favor the crazy cunt.




File: 0404576269428de⋯.png (36.78 KB, 312x390, 4:5, 0404576269428de68363a8192a….png)

 No.16074[Reply]

what brought you to 8cham?

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 No.16108

File: 4b1a7c4395a316e⋯.jpg (37.55 KB, 570x296, 285:148, the_assrape_of_time.jpg)

>>16106

Same my cham.

>its been 4 years

>implying 2019-2014 isn't 5 years


 No.16143

>>16074

for me it was the 4channel split. i never really liked 8chan, but JUSTchan is completely unusable now due to faggot kike jannies. incels.is has some good shitposting too tbh


 No.16145

>>16108

It isn't 2019 yet and even if it was, it isn't September 2019 yet. Still 4 rather than 5


 No.16147

>>16143

>a literal cuckchanner

>didn't leave years ago

>only left due to a domain change

S


 No.16150

>>16145

It'll be the current year + 4 before you know it my cham.




File: b6201a3ff91aade⋯.png (558.04 KB, 633x794, 633:794, 1544073604444.png)

 No.16102[Reply]

JUST

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 No.16105

File: 2c003d541b936da⋯.png (131.73 KB, 346x576, 173:288, Screenshot_20181206-115608.png)

>>16102

>glassy eyes and a look of forlorn hope.

His bank account is heading into the JUST zone now.


 No.16129

File: 9dde38627f9c8a1⋯.png (573.35 KB, 600x822, 100:137, d8df7d8df0d7bd8ebdb5c05958….png)

This guy is making a strong case for being named the 2018 Avatar of JUSTice. JUSTed career, JUSTed marriage, JUSTed political aspirations, JUSTed public image, JUSTed hair… it can't really get much worse than this.


 No.16137

>>16105

JUST EMPTY OUT MY BANK ACCOUNT FAM

JUST TAKE MY ASSETS FAM

JUST FUCK MY HAIR UP FAM




File: 54d00a78bbd0891⋯.png (916.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.16026[Reply]

Happy birthday brendo

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 No.16056

File: b344194f76e95dc⋯.png (617.54 KB, 925x842, 925:842, 6436345723478.png)

>>16026

Happy birthday champ, you gonna make it.


 No.16060

File: fa547398f8438f3⋯.jpg (62.1 KB, 426x500, 213:250, rx1yx23v4f401.jpg)

happy birthday cham


 No.16073

Happy 50th BrenBren

>>16040

Fuck off

https://youtu.be/eLnqdTPtS50


 No.16096

File: 42104735ee30770⋯.png (16.14 KB, 544x291, 544:291, Oekaki.png)

>>16038

It's funny how well this idea applies to Oekaki.


 No.16109

>>16038

The funny thing is I came to the same conclusion when I tried archery a few years ago. When ever I tried to aim I could never hit the target no matter how steady I aimed and fired. But then when I just pulled the fucking thing back and let go, I was surprised at how accurate it was.

Its almost like this is some kind of old instinct from the hunter-gatherer era and trying to override it with conscious effort pales in comparison.




File: 5eeee2b7c194bdd⋯.jpg (601.04 KB, 2000x1600, 5:4, JUST.jpg)

 No.14557[Reply]

JUST MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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 No.15969

I wish my wife had the abort


 No.15976

>>14557

His hair and sense of humor: Gone.


 No.16071

File: 89ca6ff1cf51886⋯.jpg (293.48 KB, 700x1062, 350:531, motherfucker mike comic5.jpg)

He should just shave it, mikes the leader of cinemassacre now anyway.


 No.16072

>>14557

JUST FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP


 No.16093

File: e0b1515cfafd9c4⋯.jpg (19.65 KB, 598x554, 299:277, 1540520790350.jpg)

>>15305

>about vidya

>worth watching




File: f51d4dfc86f77a4⋯.png (691.04 KB, 864x574, 432:287, JUST for women.png)

 No.8916[Reply]

ITT:

JUST for women.

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 No.15912

>>10040

What the hell happened to her anyway?


 No.15979

File: 6c3238c517fbb13⋯.png (25.57 KB, 904x542, 452:271, 6c3238c517fbb13fcc94067b62….png)

>>8916

>>8929

>could've avoided Hollywood

>could've never been justed

>could've been a prime waifu

>in contrast to this

I feel nothing but pity for celebrities. They go to Hollyjew, get raped, conditioned to say things their handlers want them to, inevitably mentally fall apart from the mindfucking, and either suicide or fall into drugs.


 No.15999

>>15979

>be young wammam

>dream of being famous

>go to acting school

>become a "model"

>a merchant's cock sleeve

>end up being famous

>but after your shit gets fucked

>get hooked on drugs and alcohol

Its like the story of the monkey's paw. They get what they've wanted, but not the way they wanted it to be.


 No.16051

File: 1c6b165a02d8a3c⋯.jpg (130.76 KB, 639x960, 213:320, 2pRiM7E.jpg)

File: 715a09f96f2cfaf⋯.jpg (133.23 KB, 699x1019, 699:1019, wen-wenn22788761.jpg)


 No.16088

File: cd4cf2ca81179bb⋯.jpg (50.7 KB, 1200x750, 8:5, BatBoy_Lead.jpg)

>>9164

Pic related

>>16051

Fuck's wrong with her legs? Why do fat women (and men I suppose) get all scabby like that?




File: b962be5c4e8d6f6⋯.jpg (94.56 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, tw.jpg)

 No.15875[Reply]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

 No.15993

*some normie

THAT CHAD WAS GONNA CUCK ME




 No.15665[Reply]

Everybody just my fuck my shit up

its time to cham now

we got a real just going now

welcome to the spacecham

you were married now your damned now

alimoney going into overdrive

just fuck me up im the cham in the

spacecham

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 No.15858

ALIMONY SLAM, WELCOME MY CHAM

COMMON MY CHAM, GET FUCKED BY YOUR FAM

ALIMONY SLAM, WELCOME MY CHAM

COMMON MY CHAM, GET FUCKED BY YOUR FAM


 No.15866

File: f730f50ea8bc65c⋯.jpeg (26.69 KB, 500x356, 125:89, 82805-thats-all-bitch-mem….jpeg)

>>15823

MEINE SEITEN


 No.15869

>>15823

FUCK YOU - MY SIDES ARE SO FAR GONE IM PAYING ALIMONY TO THEM


 No.15871

>>15866

My wheat gluten?


 No.15932

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

THIS DOESNT FEEL RIGHT

NOW MY ACCOUNTANTS WORKING OVER TIME

IVE BECOME A SPACE CHAM




File: ee07fa54ee8a0db⋯.jpg (65.62 KB, 450x550, 9:11, brendan - pls let me off t….jpg)

 No.14591[Reply]

ITT: We play Fraser-Simulator.

This is how you play: You roll 5 dices with 100 sides and no modifier. If you roll above 490, not have you only unfucked Brendan's shit, but you unfucked your shit and as well as every anons shit. Everything rolled bellow will add to the

JUST

Previous Threads:

Round #1: >>7435

Round #2: >>8857

Round #3: >>10269

Round #4: >>11504

Round #5: >>13090

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 No.15922

>>15919

>>15920

Thanks Chams!

>>15921

Nice work. Only about 60 of them are mine, though, tbh fam. But all credit goes to ChamCham regardless.


 No.15923

File: 4bae8ab883dc54e⋯.png (82.66 KB, 383x389, 383:389, 4bae8ab883dc54ecd081fd8cb0….png)

Dice rollRolled 68, 38, 1, 15, 62 = 184 (5d100)


 No.15925

Dice rollRolled 26, 76, 100, 66, 54 = 322 (5d100)

>>15922

Its like you're tapping into a well of justs, peering straight into Brendan's lost soul in the void of Afton's vagina.


 No.15926

Dice rollRolled 28, 58, 97, 26, 53 = 262 (5d100)

I post here every time I visit, hoping to unfuck all of our collective shits. Best of luck, gents.


 No.15928

Dice rollRolled 42, 87, 99, 57, 52 = 337 (5d100)

>>15926

Y-you too.




File: 905c4c110186a0b⋯.jpg (238.63 KB, 1080x1459, 1080:1459, Screenshot_20181121-191525….jpg)

 No.15855[Reply]

I am invincible i challenge any of you dickheads to try take down my youtube channel because its impossible i am unstopable i will fuck your shit up if you dare come at me mfers

https://youtu.be/Pc1vbV29NXs

 No.15903

Just spam my board up fam




File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Brendan_just.png)

File: 6341c6435574072⋯.png (228.97 KB, 1208x650, 604:325, at least im not this guy.png)

 No.14957[Reply]

>reddit fag

>likes putting things up his ass who would have guessed?

>has a large collection of dildos laid out around him

>has stroke while shoving a giant dildo up his ass

>calls 9/11

>paramedics burst in his room

>his mom and sisters walk in as well

>find him passed out with dildos everywhere and one up his ass

>the porn is still playing in the background

>Chad paramedics try not to laugh out loud, and Stacy nurses quietly giggle in the background when he finally comes to in his hospital bed

>now his entire family knows about what he likes up his ass

>comes home to see his mom and sisters gathered all of his dildos together and left them on his bed

>like a dumb baka, he goes to reddit to post his story thinking nobody would draw the connection

>makes detailed, embarrassing posts about his "situation"

>to nobody's surprise the story spread like wildfire and hundreds of thousands of redditfags read it

>his sister's friend comes across it sends the link to his parents

>his parents then see his post about how much he likes black dildos up his ass

>edits his post to include "hi mom" in it

Can you guys think of a more embarrassing situation? I nominate this to be 2018's top JUST

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 No.15630

File: 0ca5e8b0ef28d59⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.51 KB, 353x98, 353:98, reddit in one sentence.png)

File: 14fa99b71e49108⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 892.39 KB, 1199x856, 1199:856, nigger cuck on reddit.png)

File: d544579ff6ba92f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.47 MB, 2046x1306, 1023:653, reddit shareblue maga cuck….png)

File: 1f596853315f51b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.84 KB, 706x521, 706:521, reddit soyboy.jpg)

File: 9ea451b9a3a6e5d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 25 KB, 1013x310, 1013:310, reddit cuck.png)

How fucking rich, how easy do your life needs to be, for you to donate money? That much money? To a fucking whore?

I'm fucking jealous. I hate first worlders so much.


 No.15631

>>15593

Let me tell you a secret, I hate females but it's always the guys fault. Notice how she only started to act like a female once the cuck gave her permission? Yeah. When they are in a relation ship, It's often the males who turn the women into leftist. That one is a good example, and not the first I seem that the guy got the wife into cucking.


 No.15773

>3 days ago

>on day 7 nofap

>get really horny

>look at porn, whore for hire sites, sexy youtube vids

>isnt enough i need the real thing

>start scheming/plotting for ways to get real sex

>look up cleaning women on vivastreet,craigs list, gumtree

>apparently the term "one off clean" is used commonly in the cleaning scene and i get the idea in my head that its code word for "one off sex"

>find a 49 year old women, same age as my mum

>says on her profile "one off cleans"

>get really horny

>ring her up

>posh voice

>she talks about shit, so do i, we agree on a time

>have an hour to prepare

>i put the room heating on full blast because cold temperature = small cock

>choosing what to wear

>decide on a big parka coat cuz it makes me look built and not skinny

>cleaner turns up

>both in my room

>things are silent as she is picking up my rubbish off the floor

>dry throat

>manage to let out a quiet "d-do you do extras?"

>she asked me to repeat what i said because she didn't hear me

>repeat louder this time

>cleaner visibly shocked "i don't do things like that"

>go red faced

>……..

>awkward silence

>the combination of the embarrassment,boiling hot room heat and the thick coat make me sweat profusely

>proceed to give her the 2 hours worth of payment and asked her to leave

>she refused to accept my Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.15776

File: 3e411b22366f035⋯.jpg (142.29 KB, 620x509, 620:509, 0495fd4593c17c4847d6b841ee….jpg)


 No.15891

>>15593

Holy shit she basically bags a guy a week and then gets upset because it was basicallt a free for all and her fiance is a beta cuck and shes a full blown whore lol




File: 4bf6a8006b10468⋯.png (258.48 KB, 1681x1080, 1681:1080, 82fec8f65e736e414ec549ef23….png)

 No.15715[Reply]

what's the truth about the american tap water? is it inert, or does it really contribute to JUSTing?

 No.15826

File: 4f69c2beb44d5fc⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1600x1029, 1600:1029, bag.png)


 No.15888

It's worse, it's liquid JUST. See >>15826 then realize they don't even really control how much they're putting in there, so the water always tastes like metal and leaves a white powdery residue when it dries. Fucking disgusting. It's like every single city council in America is run by fluoride drinkers.




File: a1173471704cd48⋯.jpg (149.41 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Pisa-Italia.jpg)

 No.15882[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 14, 65, 19, 96, 5 = 199 (5d100)

JUST FUCK MY TOWER UP



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