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We should have a thread for discussing moments when announcers and commentators calling the matches say dumb shit that makes no sense.

I'll get the ball rolling for this one. Jeff Cobb is doing a stalled inverted hold before suplexing a guy (classic move, to disorient them so they aren't prepared to take the suplex) and announcer asks Cobb's upcoming opponent ROH Champ Matt Taven if he's prepared for that.

Taven makes a logical response: he trains on an inversion table for long periods, so this doesn't bother him.

Announcer then says "I don't think an inversion table is any match for a man with this strength"

Segway made no sense: Cobb isn't wrestling an inversion table, Cobb isn't lifting an inversion table. It's merely a training device used to get used to a stressful position.

This would be like if you asked a wrestler "could you lift this guy off your chest with your arms? He weighs 300 pounds!" and you respond "I bench a 400 pound barbell" and announcer says "I DONT THINK A BARBELL IS A MATCH FOR A MAN OF THIS STRENGTH"

This guy should be retired, get some ex-wrestlers to replace him, they tend to call matches much better and deserve the spot more.

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That nerdfilter is still in place? Heck Jordan's career seems basically over now due to his injury.



Booker on comms was the best he was /ourvoice/



Some old shit needed to be cleaned up.


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Goddammit I miss Booker CTE on commentary


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Heyman announces Lesnar will cash in on Rollins this Monday

>After Brock Lesnar learned about the one-year clause in the Money in the Bank contract, the question on everyone’s mind was when The Beast would make his move. Now, Paul Heyman has put the matter to rest: It’s happening this week, and it’s happening against Universal Champion Seth Rollins.

>Following the McMahon family’s opening of an executive review to determine Lesnar’s punishment for “disrespecting” the Money in the Bank contract, Paul Heyman went on the offensive, declaring that his client would take a proactive rather than reactive strategy and would cash in on Rollins this Monday.


>There is still some suspense at play here. Heyman did not specify when The Beast would be cashing in, only that it would occur between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. ET, "at a time of [Lesnar's] choosing." Still, that doesn't mean the title is Brock's for the taking. Rollins is one of the only men to crack the code of defeating Lesnar, and with the champion at least having some specifics to work with, his chances of a repeat are higher than Heyman and Lesnar are likely willing to admit.

Not dead yet

>WWE Super ShowDown will play host to a first-ever battle between The Undertaker and Goldberg, but both Superstars have been conspicuously absent since the match was announced. That’s fixing to change this Monday when The Last Outlaw rears his head on Raw just days before the bout. What he’s going to say is anybody’s guess, but tuning in will be essential to anybody wondering what’s on The Phenom’s mind … and, of course, whether he ends up having some unannounced company …

Roman Reigns to team with The Usos to battle Drew McIntyre & The Revival

>Roman Reigns’ rivalry with Drew McIntyre has fumed ever since WrestleMania 35, while The Usos and The Revival are just getting started. This Monday night on Raw, the two grudges will collide in a Six-Man Tag Team Match that pits RePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>still no bray or firefly funhouse

Zorktron debut when


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>the state of booley


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FULL MATCH - Alexa Bliss vs. Booley: WWE Extreme Rules 2017

still the best wwe match of the modern era

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June 9th



Jon Moxley vs Shota Umino

Satoshi Kojima vs Shingo Takagi

Yoshi Hashi and Jushin Thunder Liger vs Minoru Suzuki and Zack Sabre Jr.

Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, and Ryusuke Taguchi vs Jay White, Chase Owens, and Taiji Ishimori


Tomohiro Ishii vs Taichi(c)


Guerillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) vs Sanada and Evil


Will Ospreay vs Dragon Lee(c)


Tetsuya Naito vs Kota Ibushi(c)


Chris Jericho vs Kazuchika Okada(c)

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There's an actual way to download it, if you look at the page source there's a m3u8 stream you can download with youtube-dl. It's a 720p video that's better than the upscaled 1080p rendered by flash I just recorded.

Some anon from tech just replied to my question.


I don't have a NJPW account because >paying so I don't have access to the other streams. Douki fucking dying was one of the best douki parts of the match, since he didn't do anything else without getting fucked back.


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Based Big Bantz Boy Baron Corbin BTFO indy vanilla midgets like how he did in NXT




>main eventer that can barely sell out a ppv




wait I meant can't even sell a ppv

I need sleep


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>it's baron corbin's fault that wwe ratings are tanking

Damn right! I can't bolieve all those bad decisions Corbin himself single-handedly made, especially when he was GM of Raw. :^)

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The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.

So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:



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A reminder that the preview stream for the 2019 Summer Infinity Cup is this Saturday, 3PM Eastern 7 PM UTC live on https://cytu.be/r/8cup. Entries will open up at the conclusion of the stream, and valid entries of a team name, logo, kits, and roster will be accepted up to July 20th.



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Im not sure if you guys are really interested in nomming this year or not but I could help with the uniforms if you guys were interested in that.



Roster, logo and uniforms are done since the last coup

What we need now is to fix our formation and tactics




Just as a heads up you will need at least one more kit on top of the two you submitted last year.

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Today is the day for a PPV that almost everyone forgot was even happening. Starts at 7 PM ET.


>Universal Champion Seth Rollins vs. Baron Corbin

>WWE Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler (Steel Cage Match)

<Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold vs. Lacey Evans

<SmackDown Women’s Champion Booley vs. Alexa Bliss

>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre

>United States Champion Samoa Joe vs. Ricochet

>SmackDown Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan & Rowan vs. Heavy Machinery

>Big E & Xavier Woods vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn

>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Tony Nese vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Drew Gulak (Triple Threat Match)

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super forgettable shit PPV



>not just adding in Finn

Also ricochet betrays Taguchi Japan for da club


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>didn't watch live

>check it out online

>able to see the decent parts like KO/Zayn vs New Day while skipping most of the rest of the show

Reminder to never watch WWE live. Catch it afterward so you can skip through the shit.


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>the decent parts like KO/Zayn vs New Day

>KO/Zayn vs New Day

>the decent parts


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It was better than I expected and my francophone boys went over. I meant decent relative to WWE standards. Joe vs Ricochet was too. I didn't bother watching the Kofi or Seth match though. Were they any good?

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Why, of course it does. This singlehandedly saved WWE!


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it was better when I was a kid



if Roman had stuck to being a silent enforcer with mediocre work but a decent presence I probably would've still liked him. I always liked Dean/Seth more when Shield debuted but I never hated Roman until they split up and he got the undeserved push. Also I hate Reigns for trying to milk his cancer, go suffer silently you POS



I'd say it's more on WWE milking his cancer to make him look as good as possible since it would be terrible to boo someone with that.



That implies that the wwe needed saving, Bince BacBann

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Link to the vid : https://youtu.be/gkpzuUYBs08

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RIP Al Wilson


>>143319 only because Benoit is in it


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here you go OP, next time use HeseTube to make an MP4 of just the key moment



>not Mickie and Trish

Fucking plebs.

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Is there any wrestler half a slut like Paige? With all the shit Chyna gets. She did porn for money. Paige Films her self doing sex that legitimately grossed out women who worked on pornhub. Paige leaked sex tapes made Jennifer Lawrence look like a pure maiden.

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If Jennifer Lawrence became a pro wrestler. How would her slut levels rank among the divas and Paige. Jennifer Lawrence the only girl from the Fapening that literally gargled cum.



She's been passed around producers but she isn't in the locker room just to do jobs.



What I don't really understand is the motive. It doesn't really seem like Brad Maddox and Xavier Woods, at the time when Paige was already NXT Women's Champion, would've been in a position to elevate her career.

Even if she wanted to fuck these guys, why would she have wanted it on tape? I just don't understand it. Who benefits?

I wonder if maybe they already "had something" on her (like a sex tape taken without her consent of her with someone more notable, like say John Cena) and then blackmailed her into making a sex tape with them too or they would release the other tape.



pretty sure she was dating Brad Maddox at the time, no? the whole threeway with Xavier Woods afaik happened near the end or something.

i don't think she was necessarily doing nasty shit to get ahead in the biz, I think she was just being the typical basic white bitch and slutting it up in her prime years


Ricochet has a video floating around now of him jerking off while fingering his asshole. that count?

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When you look at things objectively, with all biases removed, Sting is undeniably the best wrestler of all time. No one else was as versatile and well-rounded.


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I only saw him in TNA but he was still good there despite being in his mid 40s. Definitely one of the best ever, but for someone that was the most popular wrestler for a number of years in the mid 90s, it feels like he's less known or less spoken of compared to guys like Stone Cold or even WCW's own Goldberg. Then again, probably because Sting didn't appear in WWE till 2015, whereas every other WCW guy went to WWE for at least a little while and were more relevant in the minds of the big audience.

Also Chris Jericho is another name brought up for his versatility and capability for reinventing himself like Sting but Y2J has one over Sting in that he could be a good face and a good heel. Sting is great but maybe because he's too likable, he could never be a good heel, always cheered. Not too bad though, I still prefer Sting over Jericho.

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ITT: wrestlers that don't deserve it so bad

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He's in some TV show now


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Would be nice to get another belt. Not that it's going to happen though, take your pick: Nepotism or Celebrity.



Yeah, I wanted to see her get one last title run, bump her up to being a 7 time champion, equaling Trish but Charlottw already got that likely in line for a lot more. But they brought her back and turned her into female Big Show.



Bellas would only be useful if they officially started a tag division for women and resurrected that womens' tag title from the 80s/90s that Jumping Bomb Angels made famous. Bellas would be a good heel team for that. Bring back "Chick Busters" too.



Virgil even went to bat for HH too


WTF does Wyatt have to do with Matt Cappotelli? Also Wyatt is still around.


>their biggest claims to fame since debuting were being comedy character Breezango's sketches

What about when they were NXT tagchamps or Stardust's henchmen on Smackdown?

They should've got Ricardo Rodriguez as their manager since he has nothing else to do with ADR leaving, RR could've tried to be like Paul Bearer.

Still should've become enforcers for somebody after Cody left, whoever is the 'big evil' and around regularly but doesn't already have guys. Taker isn't around enough, Wyatt already has guys… who else is dark? I haven't watched WWE in about 3 years now.


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>reddit spacing

>not knowing there is already a women's tag division

>replying to half-year old comments about wyatt as if they were made recently

>bumping all these old dead threads

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Are guys like zack ryder, tyler breeze or revival the ultimate cucks? They think so highly of themselves and at the same time beg for chances like "g-guys were good wrestlers, just wait till our turn comes…" while they perfectly know their time will never come. Why do they stay in the company, isn't betting on yourself and your own improvement more important than just getting a paycheck? Ryder should have left after vince sabotaged his popularity but he has no balls, a true cuck.

Revival will keep whining and pleading to watch their matches on fucking main event. Breeze is "just happy to be there :)".

People like them get nothing and deserve nothing. I feel it was a rib at them when they wrote that "fuck all these complacent superstarts who are just happy with what they get and never reach out for more" promos for Drew who is epitome of going away from wwe and improving so hard they want him back, protect him really hard and even considered putting him in that crown jewel UC match to make it triple threat (rumor via swole jew iirc). Even if he doesnt get into the match he's basically only guy who's bitchslapping braun strowman on weekly basis now.

You HAVE to be a literal cuck to do shit like this

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Say what you will about him, he at least gets to play a comedy heel bit to put people over, and (assuming Dunn doesn't overedit Main Event shows) seems to make the audience laugh and enjoy the show more than most.


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They never really got a chance and are trapped in the limbo of not really doing anything.



Contradicts the overly promoted "fight for your dreams!" feel good talks



>he's as boring as a dry wall.

So is everyone else in fulltime wwe now.

They made sure it's the company that draws, not individual wrestlers because that way no wrestler can leave and draw somewhere else.


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One thing to keep in mind is WWE jobbers might still be paid better than headliners for ROH/TNA/NJPW so that could be why they stay. They could be hoping to be tapped if one of the main guys gets injured, or if they need a fresh villain.

I still think the ultimate Zack Ryder is still to come. They did totally miss the boat with him, the time to build him was when Kane was trying to corrupt Cena by beating up Ryder, when Ryder was jealous of Eve Torres wanting Cena when Ryder liked Torres.

HeartBROKEN Ryder should've become Kane's apprentice (EMBRACE THE HATE) when Cena rejected him, revamped his image, gone full dark side, and Cena should've jobbed to Ryder to elevate him as a main event villain.

Ryder would be returning to his roots, he was Edge's flunky in La Familia after all. He could succeed Edge as the new ruthless heel just like Matt Taven succeeded Adam Cole in The Kingdom.

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Seems like the old one was DELETED

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Frankie's got action figures, bobble heads, shirts/sweaters, maybe even more. His weather reports are legendary, as well as his dancing, acting, and powerful laughing at booley botching. Also shoutout to the board owner for putting up a banner of him.


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what a fag


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Give the strap to Alexa for fucks sake


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I love how they had this promo, then had Ellsworth go full heel as soon as the match started

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Kickoff show at 1PM ET

Main Show at 2PM ET

Don't know who here is going to watch it, I don't even know if I will, I'll try maybe.

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Whoa. Cool it with the antisemitism, goy.



who is this zero dimes loser? some indy/nxt guy? anyway, it's clear he's just dissing the guy for controversy and clout, betcha that if he was backstage with jewberg he'd be kissing ass



some MMA dude calling out the jew



He used to be in UFC but got fired for smoking pot. Then he became a pro wrestler and was pretty good in the indys. Got hired by NXT last year and is doing fine there, he can wrestler for sure but I find his in ring personality at least to be really faggy, it's like Zack Ryder's original jersey shore gimmick but even more faggy.

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Let me In!

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Yep, first run Lesnar was genuinely frightening. Within 6 months in the WWE he'd destroyed the faces of the previous two generations of wrestlers, kayfabe retiring Hulk Hogan and easily tore through Prime Rock like he was nothing. Probably would've killed Austin too if they hadn't been so awkward with booking.

People chiefly smarks use the term "Reign of Terror" disparagingly towards Triple H's tenure at Raw from late 2002 - early 2005, but IMHO Brock had earned the same title in a positive manner - from the night he debuted to the night he was defeated by Eddie Guerrero at No Way Out '04, he was the most fearsome superstar on the company's entire roster. Three time WWE Champion. King of the Ring. Royal Rumble Winner. Even if he didn't come back in 2012, his career in the E was more or less complete.

His SSP is still a sight to behold for someone of his size, even if the only place to see him do it since WM XIX was the video games.



I'd agree with most of this sentiment if his feud with Angle wasn't a big part in 2003 where Angle was clearly on his level. Raw may have been boring as shit at that time but at least we had that awesome feud on Smackdown.



Underrated gimmick


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Back when Lance Archer was allowed to scare kids


Isn't Bray Wyatt a child predator now? The way he tells boys and girls to "let me in". Maybe he should start carrying pizza to the ring…

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Seriously, this Uncaged release is dogshit.

12 tracks instead of the usual 16, and two of those are brand new which goes against the whole point of the Uncaged albums. Malenko's theme hasn't been remastered, Lesnar's first theme is an earlier version than the one they used in the ring, Ringmaster's theme is a shitty remake because they lost the original, Nash and Masters' themes can be and probably have been ripped from the PS2 games long ago and who the fuck wanted Droz's or Essa Rios' themes?

The only things of worth on the whole album is the DX 2000 theme, Lex Luger's 1993 theme with the failed "Made in the USA" gimmick that only started because Hogan's departure left a noticeable void in the roster, and HHH's jobber theme when he was a part of The Corporation. Everything else is unwanted trash.

Write what you want to see for Uncaged V onwards ITT please.

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>I'm supposed to remember a shortlived gimmick some loaned WWC spic had for 5 minutes in the early 90s



Are you fucking retarded? I'm clearly not talking about the Undertaker song.


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>I'm clearly not talking about the Undertaker song.


>Did you check if that Undertaker song is on the Undertaker album?


>Just checked. It is. 2 versions.




>Yes they fucking are, retard. Even the youtube video of Al Snow has auto attributed the theme to volume 2.

Holy fuck, you're stupid. You literally got two separate posts confused.


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VIII is here, and has been for a few weeks as a matter of fact. Didn't publicize this one very well, plus the color used this time around (yellow) is almost identical to the previous album's orange.

>Kurt Angle ECW theme

This kicks the shit out of any other theme he had. Why did it take so long to release? going to guess TNA had something to do with it

>Shelton Benjamin Theme

Long overdue and nice to hear in HQ, though again there wasn't a bad version in the games.

>A-Train theme


>Finlay techno theme

When the hell was this used?

>Pale Rider

Not too sure what this is, though judging by the name, year and sound I'm guessing this was a theme used during Undertaker's return after ABA was killed off. nvm this was Mordecai's theme

>Kingdom Come

Guess this is when "Great Gates of Kiev" was off limits, like that brief time Also Sprach Zarathustra couldn't be used by Ric Flair.

>Rockabilly theme

Now this is what I'm talking about.

>IYH theme

This, not so much. Guess it has some historical significance but this is a fairly weak theme to include.

>Jobber Mahal theme


>Rocky Maivia theme

Oh damn, looks like he's going to start concentrating on Rock themes if this is anything to go by. Now give us Destiny V3, the "Hypnotize" remix he briefly had in '99, and a couple of the early Rock themes he had from '97 - late '98.

>Kofi Kingston unused theme

O…k? Kind of weird but not a song I'd consider for this release.

>Randy Savage piano tribute

Oh look, you can play "Land of Hope and Glory" on the piano. Whoop-dee fucking do. Second Uncaged in a row with a short and sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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