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Elimination Chamber Feb. 25 at 8/7C | Rules

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Reminder that booley is






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(((Alexis Kaufman)))

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About a week away from the shows but a ton of news has come out about them as well as the anniversary show after that so I figured may as well make the thread now.

Start times are

Night-1 2/23/18, 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST

Night-2 2/24/18. 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST

The big new stories for these shows are, in order of importance,


Kitamura match 7 NOT on the show, instead it's a rematch of nakanishi at the anniversary show (extremely gay decision, probably the worst one I've seen from NJPW so far)

Omega and ibushi are the main events both nights, and chase teaming with them seems to suggest that the tongans are going to be working against Cody.

Goto is giving a never title shot to some FATASS FUCK that no one gives a shit about

Jay white is teaming with a man who called him a "knife pervert" on twitter


It's pretty incredible how much NJPW storylines have taken over ROH compared to last months CMLL show. 70% of this card is all NJPW guys mostly compared to maybe 30% with fantasticamania. Also you have jay lethal there why not have him challenge goto for the never belt? Also in less big news Omega and Ibushi just got signed to a show I'm going to in New Orleans for wrestlemania weekend so I'm really happy about that.

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los terribles is over (injapan) so sanman cool skull is too


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why'd ya repost my pic, ya pinhead



Ingobernable Baiyley soon boys



I'm still waiting for Ingobernable ziggy,

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Yea or nay? If yea, they'll need to be created.

>Flags must be a maximum of 48KB and 11-20 x 11-16 pixels.

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>Jobber flags

>no Bo dallas flag



booleyfag detected


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>having poor eyesight

If no-one was using them, fair enough. But look outside of this thread. Plenty of anons are using the flags that have been posted ITT.

Anyway, this should complete the nWosploitation groups, unless someone wants to make a flag for The Band (aka nWo except we can't legally call it the nWo because WWE owns the trademarks)


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Add the bird

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Onry two weeks away!

Who will win a chance to face THE BORE Brock Lesnar?

Who will will the (((HISTORIC))) Wymyn's Erimination Chamber?

Will Dwayne Johnson's fat cousin BREAK asska's streak?

Will something terrible happen since this will be in Las Vegas?

Will the preshow be all 205 Dive and irrelevant jobber match?

How quickly will Booley get wrecked in the chamber?

Will it be any good?

Will it at least be enjoyable shitposting time?

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>Bliss wins to set up a triple threat between her, Asuka and Ronda Rousey who will somehow squeeze herself into the match.

Ronda is going to be in a match with kurt vs HHH and steph.

Remember how survivor series ended? Of course you don't, that was months ago and they did fuck all about it since then but trips is going to pop up out of nowhere to continue the story just like what happened with rollins last year.

>Will it be any good?

I liked last year's.


3 hours of awful tv, here we go!


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Pointed out in the 2/12 RAM thread:



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>For Germany, it was feared that the name "Elimination Chamber" may remind people of the gas chambers used during the Holocaust.[citation needed]

>[citation needed]

Even if it turned out to be bullshit, I'd still bolieve it. Oy fucking vey.



>(((the Holocaust)))

it sounds like a shitty tagline haitch would use if he didnt just name it after places.

NXT TakeOver: No Escape

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WWE suspend Rich Swann over allegations of kidnapping and attacking his wife

>According to the police report, an incident began while the couple were allegedly arguing in a car, after Swann criticised Riggs' wrestling performance at the 8 Seconds nightclub in downtown Gainesville earlier that evening.

>Police said Ms Riggs was 'scared that their argument was going to escalate into physical violence' and got out of the car, only to have Swann stop and exit the car to chase after her, while yelling for her to get back inside the vehicle.

>A witness said that when Ms Riggs refused to return to the car the first time, Swann put her in a headlock and dragged her back to the car. Once inside, the witness said, Ms Riggs beat on the window and screamed for help.

>Another witness told police that Swann was driving erratically and that Ms Riggs jumped out of the slowly-moving car and ran away a second time. Swann was then allegedly seen getting out of the car, while it was still moving, to follow her.

>When questioned by police, Swann denied having touched Ms Riggs - a wrestler who goes by the name of Su Yung - and said she had got back into the car herself, according to the report.

>Swann also said the reason he had chased after Ms Riggs was that he was trying to get home and needed to use the GPS function on her phone.

>Kidnapping/false imprisonment in Florida is a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

>Battery is a first degree misdemeanour in Florida, with penalties of up to one year in jail or 12 months probation and a $1,000 fine.

>Swann was reportedly being held in custody in Alachua County Jail befoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>Get in the wwe

>Make a joke about someone getting fired

>Everyone hates you

You're next chibi titus.



>People still don't belive that the loserweight title is cursed



>charges dropped

>get fired anyway



>mutually agreed



We mutually agree you're a NERD.

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Post your favorite wrestling themes that are so bad that they are good.

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reviving this thread with some more ching chong



Music video with Taij


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Fuck forgot link


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>taichi's theme is 'unavailable' on youtube


Its the greatest theme in wrestling dammit.


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It brought us The Shield and BO DALLAS, so there must be something good here. R-right?

Latest show:

NXT results, June 28, 2017: Mayhem reigns in historic Last Woman Standing Match

NXT Women’s Champion Asuka and SAnitY’s Nikki Cross tore a warpath through Full Sail University, dueling over The Empress of Tomorrow’s title in NXT’s first-ever Last Woman Standing Match.

<The Velveteen Dream def. HoHo Lun

>Hideo Itami def. Oney Lorcan

>NXT Women’s Champion Asuka def. Nikki Cross in a Last Woman Standing Match

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>great match

<nobody watches


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I watched the next day. No one seems to post here during airings for NXT unless it's Takeover. People still watch NXT though, I think Taima might get like 200 people or something


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>the best matches are the ones that aren't aired to the largest audiences


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5 stars but 0 dimes brother


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At least the hardcam side isnt empty

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James Ellsworth vs. Nick Aldis (AKA Magnus) - NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship



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Which wrestler(s) do you think is going to join the HWF at the Pearly Gates this year?

>Ric Flair

That heart scare took a lot out of him, he's practically a walking corpse now.

>Perry Saturn

The guy's an absolute mess and were it not for the face tattoo, I would never have recognized him in his latest videos. He looks like he's in the terminal stages of full-blown AIDS.

>Bruno Sammartino

He's the current Jack Lalanne, but one day his body will give up, and at the age of 82 that day seems fairly close.

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Someone in THE wwe will die via car crash

screencap this


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could be anyone

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S-so you guy watch TNA? It's quite good I'd say.

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>that huge hood to fit ajs huge head


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>when the contract is almost up


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>a third Singh brother

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Ding-dong diddly CRINGE!

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quick, see how easily you can get banned from faggotweedchan


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Admit it:

Which one of you is this?


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>Site going to shit again

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A.k.a. the third hour of smackdown.



>cucked by mixed match challenge

>top talent #1 left the company over Enzo's push

>top talent #2 and biggest draw for the show is allegedly a rapist and got removed within a day

>only just now getting a GM

Is the loserweight division doomed?

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True in the sense that it's been reported by all the usual dirtsheets in recent weeks. But the Mixed Match Challenge ends right around Wrestlemania, so if this deal between WWE and (((Facebook))) ends after the MMC, 205 Live goes back to a full hour after Smackdown, and we're back to square one with Alicia Fox and Goldust and Tony Nese selling for candy corn like they're thumbtacks… don't be surprised if Meltzer and his ilk are suddenly (and conveniently) saying Vince is taking control of the show again.


I don't think there's been any official statement on this, but this is my speculation on the matter: Last summer they gave Roderick Strong that great video package, but afterwards he kept failing to win big matches at TV tapings (other than against an outgoing Bobby Roode) and he ultimately wound up as a sort of a third-wheel in that Wargames match in November. Since then, he called out Lars Sullivan at an NXT taping (which went nowhere), and then he was used as UK title filler/fodder. It's entirely possible he could spend many more months spinning his tires like this in NXT, but after more than a year 'learning where the hard cam is' and with like half of Ring of Honor's 2015 roster on the docket I suspect his main roster debut was imminent and he's been slotted as a cruiserweight. Best of luck to you Mr. Strong, you're going to need it.



That's the current rumor on the sheets.


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>triple lowercase h


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>Spuds horrible tan


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Buddy Blake stepping in to win

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SmackDown LIVE preview, Feb. 13, 2018: Ziggler and Corbin square off for WWE Title opportunity at WWE Fastlane

After Daniel Bryan announced a controversial Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship at WWE Fastlane, SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon decided to shake things up a little bit on the Road to WrestleMania. Tonight on SmackDown LIVE, Dolph Ziggler and Baron Corbin will square off, and the winner will advance to the WWE Championship Match at WWE Fastlane, joining WWE Champion AJ Styles, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Who will move one step closer to the WWE Championship? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Dolph Zigger to face Baron Corbin tonight on SmackDown LIVE in a battle with WWE Fastlane implications

Tonight, Dolph Ziggler returns to SmackDown LIVE for the first time in seven weeks. By the end of the night, The Showoff could be walking right into a WWE Championship opportunity.

SmackDown Commissioner Shane McMahon revealed on Twitter Thursday morning that the winner of the battle between Ziggler and Baron Corbin will be added to the WWE Championship Match at WWE Fastlane. That means that AJ Styles will have to defend his title against Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and the winner of this showdown.

Shane McMahon✔@shanemcmahon

An unexpected end to #SDLive with a triple threat match made for #WWEFastlane…I’m going to make a bit more interesting.

Next week: @BaronCorbinWWE vs. @HEELZiggler. The winner is added to the match and makes it a #Fatal4Way for the @WWE title.

8:01 AM - Feb 8, 2018

Who will advance to the March 11 special on WWE Network and challenge for the WWE Championship: The Showoff or The Lone Wolf? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

<Charlotte Flair continues her quest for payback against The riottt Squad

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>first match is Goldust vs Curt Hawkins again


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>last spot of the tourny goes to Buddy Murphy of all people


>match 1 went exactly as expected

>second match is 205 shit Kalisto vs Davari



Indeed. Oh well.



>Tfw you're only employed because your girlfriend is popular

>Don't even have a spot on nxt so you get dumped on 205 live

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Last thread hit bump limit

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>Stone Cold Steve Austin knock-off


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>posting the wrong knock off



>Sam Hyde knock off


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Hope Rey wrestles Bushi as well


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The Golden Community!?!

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WWE Raw preview, Feb. 12, 2018: Four Superstars get a “second chance” to enter the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match

Live on Raw, Finn Bálor, “Woken” Matt Hardy, Apollo Crews and Bray Wyatt will collide in a Second Chance Fatal 4-Way Match to determine the final entrant in the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match on Sunday, Feb. 25, with the winner of that bout going on to face Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship at WrestleMania.

>Final Superstar in the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match to be determined

Finn Bálor, “Woken” Matt Hardy, Apollo Crews and Bray Wyatt — four Superstars who failed to qualify for the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match in recent weeks — will collide in a Second Chance Fatal 4-Way Match on Raw. The bout will decide the final Superstar to compete in the perilous clash inside the structure on Sunday, Feb. 25.

Bálor and Crews have made clear their intent to make the most of this unexpected opportunity, while the escalating rivalry between The Woken One and The Eater of Worlds adds an air of instability to the high-stakes match with WrestleMania implications. When the bell rings, you won’t want to take your eyes off the action. DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT EMOTION I'LL FEEL.

>fun booler who 2sweets haich


>BURIED Matt Hardy

>Jobber Crews


Gee, I wonder who will win this? FIVE YEARS prediction:

>Matt & Bray go at it because they want to pretend they didn't completely drop and botch the rivalry even worse than the Sister Abigail non-show

>Fan Buler pins the jobber

>Kurt Angle announces that Booley will square off against Sasha Banks tonight on Raw

Raw General Manager Kurt Angle has announced that Sasha Banks and Booley will square off tonight on Raw.

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>Bray wyatt somehow took two pins in a non elimination match


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The Baylee-Elias segment looked like a prep up chapter in a hentai story…



On second thought, this song FUCKING SUCKS


It works as a theme because they edit the theme to be the BREAKdown at the end followed by the chorus. The song itself is garbage, typical radio rock trash where the only part they put any effort in is the chorus and maybe a short segment that's actually slightly complex so they can pretend it's not all power chords and eighth notes.



>Just now realizing that buttrock is shit

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