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New Ownership Robot ## Board Owner 05/28/15 (Thu) 01:47:00 No.773[Reply]

I have recently acquired ownership of this board. This board is an alternative to /r9k/. If you are unsatisfied with /r9k/s current moderation feel free to use this board.

If you have any suggestions or complaints please voice them.

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Robot 05/31/15 (Sun) 21:02:43 No.790

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>>784

Well I wish you luck with it desu~

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Robot 03/05/16 (Sat) 05:48:21 No.842 [Reply]

I r8 k 11/27 ;^D

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annoying fuckers at work ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 20:43:29 No.679 [Reply]

Never give up neetdom for anything lemee tellya

I've got a desk next to this guy at work and I need to vent

He started in December

Cannot stand the guy

You'd think that I was working for a real estate company because he spends hours talking on the phone about his houses and apartments every day

He laughs so loud it hurts my ears, and he laughs often and for no reason

Somebody asks how his day is going? PRETTY GOOD HAHAHAHHA

He chews gum constantly
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ROBOT∞ 03/20/15 (Fri) 23:52:01 No.728

>Not copying him

Robot 06/04/15 (Thu) 18:24:07 No.796

>>679

You really sound like a piece of shit normie, OP. That guy sounds nice as hell, and you're being a piece of shit to him because he's too loud?

He even offered you a food, and did so in a way where you'd be able to feel like you were doing him a favor, yet you still act like a little cunt too him.

If his fucking shit is too loud, ask him if he could turn it down, or recommend him use some fucking headphones, you fucking whiny faggot.

Are you a fucking woman, OP?

Women are the only kind of people in the world who would act like you're acting.

Robot 06/13/15 (Sat) 03:16:37 No.804

>>796

Do you wanna eat vending machine meatloaf? Do you think somebody who gives you vending machine meatloaf and jokes about how crappy it is is doing it to be nice?

Anyway he got fired a couple months ago for being an obnoxious prick so lel.

Robot 07/09/15 (Thu) 17:38:48 No.832

>>804

Well I guess if the food he offered you isn't to your exact fucking specifications then you're entitled to just shit all over him, right?

Robot 12/08/15 (Tue) 20:47:39 No.841

Have you tried politely letting him know about the things that annoy you? It's likely that he isn't aware of them and would probably change if he knew that he annoys those around him.

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ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 18:17:34 No.675 [Reply]

Are you a real human bean?

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ROBOT∞ 04/02/15 (Thu) 20:36:50 No.741

>>740
Normies are so boring and dull that they need intoxicating substances to be able to experience gratification.

ROBOT∞ 04/03/15 (Fri) 18:41:25 No.742

>>741
I just don't understand why they feel the compulsion to pollute their bodies at all. What enjoyment can anyone get out of it, especially when they are fully aware of the consequences?

Robot 09/27/15 (Sun) 22:58:30 No.838

>>678

48, robot.

Most points from physical/mental health. I have fuck-all achievements and I still don't know what love feels like. I wish I could so much as crush on someone, I feel like a defective human unable to feel love or correctly express emotion.

Even though I consider myself the most normie out of most of the people I went to university with, I'm still bad enough that in the first week of my first job I got pulled aside by HR and among other things I was told to get myself checked for autism. I can understand where they're coming from but I never thought my employers of all people would say that to my face.

I really want to figure out these things that normal people do so naturally but I have the nagging feeling that I never will.

Apologies for being a little melodramatic.

Robot 10/15/15 (Thu) 17:32:20 No.839

>>678

26 and I was being generous.

Robot 11/07/15 (Sat) 20:46:01 No.840

>>678

67 Do I even belong Robots?

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salamandus!AYZrMZsavE 08/20/15 (Thu) 05:19:59 No.837 [Reply]

niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

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Robot 08/01/15 (Sat) 00:07:31 No.836 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.53434534534

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Robot 07/20/15 (Mon) 18:20:00 No.833 [Reply]

>Be me

>New in town

>Start using POF

>Goes relatively well.

>Prospect pops up, wants the Nigger Dick.

>Huehuehueh.jpg

>Set up meet,

>Arrive at motel

>Why do you live in motel strange girl

>It's okay OP,Moving into new house soon

>Seemslegit.wav

>Im goin in

>Ready to unleash the power of the Congo on this bitch.

>Bitch has friend

>Wtf.

>She's cool OP

>Whatever, follow her into bathroom

>Get touchy

>Hold on OP,

>Pulls out needle

>MFW I am now in a breaking bad episode

>Does Speed.

>We start getting hot and heavy, almost fuck her

>Wakes up friend, does dope.

>Does unnamed drug, probably MDMA.

>We need more Cigarettes Op

>Follow them to store.

>Friend (35 years old btw) gets phonecall

>"Are you affiliated wwith the Police department"

>Onobro.jpg

>"How long do you want"

>Itcantbe.wav

>Mfw these are prostitutes

>IMBROKENIGGA.wav

>Mfw I touched tongues with someone that sucks dick for a living

>Mfw I was .2 seconds away from fucking no condom

>"Maybe this isn't so bad. Im fucking prositutes for free"

>Their pimp Is en route

>NOPENOPENOPE

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Robot 07/26/15 (Sun) 16:04:22 No.834

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>>833

i don't even know what the hell i just read

it was so poorly structured and laid out

Robot 07/27/15 (Mon) 06:15:22 No.835

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op why are you having a relationship with a prostitute?

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metaposting Robot 07/03/15 (Fri) 09:44:08 No.811 [Reply]

It's a fucking desert here, pardner. I'm not a robot and we need more posters.

How can we revive this board?

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Robot 07/03/15 (Fri) 19:20:12 No.827

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>>824

>we

>they

Robot 07/03/15 (Fri) 19:23:14 No.828

>>825

>>826

>>827

>anime

smug reaction face . rpggg xdDDd

>tfw muted for unoriginal content

Rulecuck tier shit going on here

Robot 07/03/15 (Fri) 19:23:57 No.829

This thread went to shit pretty fast

Robot 07/04/15 (Sat) 03:29:01 No.830

All I ever wanted when this places came to be was a place free of Dingus and /int/ shitposting. It's a shame only three or so others felt the same.

Robot 07/06/15 (Mon) 10:35:02 No.831

>>830

>only three or so others felt the same.

oyy lmao cheer up anon, this place will take off someday. I know it.

Nudge Robot 06/23/15 (Tue) 19:42:09 No.810 [Reply]

Hey /r8k/, some normies and I are running a venture for a new social app called Nudge. If you're at all interested or want to learn more, search for us on Facebook and we can hook you up.

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ROBOT∞ 03/26/15 (Thu) 01:42:18 No.730 [Reply]

>have a tumor in my lung
>avoid getting it treated because I just want to die

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ROBOT∞ 03/28/15 (Sat) 03:50:09 No.732

>>730
Fuck

ROBOT∞ 04/23/15 (Thu) 06:59:11 No.756

man that would be extremely painful

ROBOT∞ 04/23/15 (Thu) 13:42:32 No.757

>>756

you're a big guy

ROBOT∞ 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:15:10 No.767

Don't want to sound like a shit, but I feel a small hint of envy.

Robot 06/23/15 (Tue) 15:52:50 No.809

>not cutting off the tumor then fucking it

Step it up OP

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ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 15:56:20 No.672 [Reply]

I wish people would stop hurting me

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Robot 05/29/15 (Fri) 20:37:51 No.785

>>780

>feels petty for others

>keeps replying

>can't type

Oops, not a leftist, it's an actual nigger

kekekek xD

Robot 06/19/15 (Fri) 10:42:05 No.805

>>785

troll harder kid :^)

Robot 06/22/15 (Mon) 21:05:32 No.806

oyy lmao

Robot 06/23/15 (Tue) 03:18:33 No.807

>>806

hello oman senpai

Robot 06/23/15 (Tue) 15:49:16 No.808

>>807

n-no you're mistaken. I'm a britbong, I s-swear

how did you know?

Robot 06/07/15 (Sun) 20:06:51 No.797 [Reply]

>Tfw /r8k/ will never take off

>Tfw /r9k/ will still be in the top 25 despite the new BO being a massive faggot who'll probably ban anything that triggers him

>Tfw the robot was always a shit filter and won't do anything to help produce OC

Robot 06/08/15 (Mon) 00:03:06 No.798

/r8k/ had some activity many many months ago, but for some reason everybody abandoned it and went to r9k.

did he ban anything/anyone yet?

Robot 06/08/15 (Mon) 03:53:12 No.799

>>797

When i was the owner it was active for a while, and it appeared to have had some activity when I took over it in September of last year. It seems to come in spouts.

Robot 06/09/15 (Tue) 05:11:01 No.800

>>798

I've been considering advertising the board because I'm not happy with the laundry list of new rules, but no one other than /intl/ would come here because tripfags, and underageb&s are banned

Robot 06/09/15 (Tue) 07:42:45 No.801

The thing that the robot did well and the reason so many robots love it so much is it forced you to put thought into each post which made even mundane threads and the same regurgitated circlejerks high quality. Granted you could just post blox to get around it but there was a time where that was a bannable offense. Also it was a good newfag filter and gave /r9k/ something that separated it from /b/

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Robot 05/29/15 (Fri) 16:52:22 No.782 [Reply]

Could you possibly pick a worse stylesheet Board Owner? I'm legally blind.

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Robot 05/31/15 (Sun) 05:58:49 No.788

>>787

Personally I just think it looks shitty, but like I said I can just change it back to Yotsuba (which I did) so it doesn't really matter anymore. If you like it keep it, it's your board.

Robot 06/01/15 (Mon) 17:19:42 No.792

It would help if it still highlighted responses to posts on mouseovers, not sure if that's only in my end I'm not getting it, then again, I don't even post here :^)

But I wish the r8k name had stuck, feels like my room in my home that is 8chan, do you think you can have the robot running in here like on r9k?

Robot 06/01/15 (Mon) 22:51:07 No.793

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>>787

it looks like this to me. tried turning up my brightness.

you're telling me that this is the default sized font?

Robot 06/02/15 (Tue) 00:55:32 No.794

>>782

From a graphic design perspective, the only issue would be the form. Needs brighter borders.

Everything else is really nice though.

Robot 06/02/15 (Tue) 22:02:38 No.795

I've been thinking about it and I'll get rid of the css. I'm not entirely satisfied with it and if people think it's ugly or are having trouble posting because of it I might as well not keep it.

>>793

I didn't resize the font, I only changed the font to calibri.

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ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 14:57:38 No.700 [Reply]

FUCKING NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROBOT∞ 04/29/15 (Wed) 16:20:04 No.760

You make a strong case OP, you faggot

Robot 05/29/15 (Fri) 14:16:27 No.781

>>760

you are even more faggot than i am

Robot 05/31/15 (Sun) 21:03:57 No.791

>>700

>>760

>>781

t. faggots

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Robot 05/27/15 (Wed) 06:58:34 No.770 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

werwer

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Robot 05/27/15 (Wed) 23:12:39 No.771

Lead pill is the only pill worth swallowing.