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WHITE NATIONALIST RECRUITING CENTRE - Come at me ASIO! :^) IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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 No.119925[Reply]

WHEN DOES IT END EDITION

>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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 No.120667

>>119952

>Be 25

>Renting a 20th floor apartment by myself

>Working 37-38 hours a week

>Putting away a couple hund a fortnight


 No.120668

>>120667

TBH though, no true friends left, pretty overweight.

Career sorted though, big time shit 80K+ predicted over the next 5 years..


 No.120767

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>>120667

>couple hund a fortnight

Mang you need to be putting more away

Also invite me over

>tfw 24

>only on $50K


 No.120780

>>120459

Bouncer work is good money but absolutely horseshit work.

Get yourself work at Construction Sites or Commercial buildings and sit on your hands for 12 hours and shitpost.

I'm actually starting a Security Company if you're genuinely interested in a job and willing to relocate.


 No.120848

>>120143

I don't know if anyone else has noticed it, but there's this weird double speak with contracts against what HR and bosses think. Your contract might say 37.5 hours (not including lunch), but really you get in at 8am, leave at 5:30pm having a 30 minute lunch break at most.

Then as part of my job I will be randomly sent to a random mine-site for like a month in a row. I get days off supposedly for all the weekends/public holidays I miss, but in practice you get guilt tripped whenever you want to actually use them.

I have worked for a few different companies, but some have really bullshit work-cultures.




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 No.120846[Reply]

Good morning, my dear Australians. Today I would like to ask you for advice. A few days ago my employer said that I have to move to Melbourne for about a year. The problem is I'm extremely afraid of all those giant spiders and etc. Therefore, I just need to know about any possibilities to get rid of them by some sort of extra protection systems, for example.

 No.120847

Damn, it's almost night there.




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 No.120500[Reply]

Hello all my fellow n33t cunts

I am fucking rotting from my highschool love who a few years invited me to her wedding with her beta wog love

All you Anglo guys don't ever go for half chinks who are not even born in Australia or even any half chinks at all

It pains I can't fuck that half chinky again but some beta wog can have that bitch

I am rotting with my comics, toys and movies!!!!!

Living the n33t dream!!

I want to revenge fuck her nasty looking sister

Her parents got divorced young and her very chinky looking mum wanted her to grab a White bf after her Once Were Warriors husband fucked off

It was an easy as fuck lay, pity I still have the feels that chinky is with that wog looking closet poofer

They can both fuck off from Australia ever again and stay that in chinky city while she leeches of her wog husband

That chinky kiwi bitch with a marketing degree has a free meal ticket for life with that wog in China now

Fuck my shit life

I am done ranting you fucks going to watch Logan again

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 No.120588

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>>120500

I'm not surprised she married him, why would anybody want a bitter fat orbiter like you?

you actually fuckin' went to the wedding too you massive turbo cuck, I'm embarrassed to share a country with a poofter like you


 No.120622

The nerve of those bitchy midget mutts, who think they can be fully white, by getting wussy White males they can control and ball break.

You are still a poofter.

btw found her http://www.facebook.com/eileen.fleming.988


 No.120695

>>120500

I salute my wog brother in returning a halfchan cuck to his natural state. Do the right thing and become an hero.


 No.120717

>>120695

what a dirty wog

chads always out slay greasy wogs


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 No.120683[Reply]

if /aus/ made a political party, how would you want it to be?

also, just how many odd parties already exist?

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 No.120760

The whole concept of "Love it or Leave it" is utterly moronic since it can just as easily be flipped around by the "progressives" and used to tell someone that if they don't love multiculturalism, mass immigration, or the current firearm laws they ought to move elsewhere.


 No.120768

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Basically the same

>all government wages are the same as the median wage for people their age/area/etc

>very controlled migration

>very controlled environmental regulations

>free speech

>free guns

>free drugs

I am not really free guns and drugs but you can have em

>not free healthcare because free guns and drugs

>all prisoners on death row/more than one life sentence will be executed with a bullet pending a vote of their community/ community in which the crime was committed

>the people on public transport get to choose the air temp through a voting system

also 90% of you cunts cant come because you're authoritarian shit cunts


 No.120770

Overtax wagies and overfund neetbux


 No.120772

>>120768

>all prisoners on death row/more than one life sentence will be executed with a bullet pending a vote of their community/ community in which the crime was committed

This effectively gives the media the power to get people executed very easily


 No.120775

>>120722

Nice D&C faggot




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 No.120297[Reply]

Kebab is taking his own poll on whether we should remove them, I've come to inform those unaware so you can represent the true owners of Australia, the noonga peoples

https://twitter.com/_asank02/status/844848887051431936

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 No.120660

>>120396

>you wouldn't stand for domestic abuse

but if i take a stand against it, you guys laugh at me because I believe rape culture exists + roasties aren't 100% at fault


 No.120661

>>120660

>you guys laugh at me because I believe rape culture exists

HAHA !

You fucking faggot


 No.120665

>>120661

you got me

still, all the booze in this country is straight up rape culture since half the country is wasted at any given moment, and alcoholic sex is nonconsensual


 No.120671

>>120665

it's true, all those women taking advantage of drunk men should be ashamed of themselves


 No.120692

>>120671

Fuckin' bitches




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 No.120106[Reply]

GJ government. Nanny state strikes again!

Australia fucking banned online poker.

Link: http://thewholestory.news/online-poker-now-illegal-in-australia/

Youtube - https://youtu.be/FpIhDvLvhzA

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 No.120307

That's good. Poker players are cucks and thieves. Always complaining about that "donk call" where the idiot hit "one time". Sports betting is for real men.


 No.120339

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>>120147

You should like it. Australia needs to wake up and start the rotors, when will we finally learn that authoritarianism is universally shit?


 No.120406

>>120187

>Posting from Cold Australia

You got yellow fever m8?


 No.120423

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>>120137

>entire channel of parliament antics

>this vid

>that feminism

oh god, it's like watching gore

i used to watch it like happy tree friends and madness combat, but now it just makes me sick

always knew this shit would creep into parliament, but it's something else seeing it


 No.120658

>>120137

>the computer says no

bloody old people




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 No.119405[Reply]

Hi, guys I'm from Finland and I am curious about your meme culture.

Can you show me your best australian memes with description?

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 No.119740

>>119671

howdy fellow sydneyfag


 No.119741

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>>119405

joke: Australian Defence Force

desc: open your meat pies and have a captain cook


 No.119821

>Australian memes

>Implying Aussies are capable of making memes


 No.120428

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Here's a stale set of memes


 No.120619

>>119821

> mother britain wants to be more like the aussies

> imports a bunch of africans

never go full murican




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 No.120314[Reply]

Actual Falcunt here

i'd just like to say i like this place and it is my new home now that is all

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 No.120325

>>120322

link to news article?


 No.120328

Hey falcunt it's runechan. Quit 4cuck yet?


 No.120333

I thought doxing people was allowed on 4chan? I remember recently someone doxed a redditor on the sport s board and received no punishment


 No.120358

>>120314

Go back to /dat/


 No.120603

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AU Falcon is my carfu




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 No.120153[Reply]

Wagies can never learn the awesome Neet powers. We will never let them be involved in the unwritten Neet code.

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 No.120842

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>>120841

FUCK

lucky you


 No.120843

>>120839

Try OkCupid. They won't be the girls of your dream, but hey, no one says you have to marry them. There was some scientific study that showed that a guy with a girlfriend/wife is more appealing to women than one who doesn't have one. It proves you have value to the opposite sex.

You can always upgrade or dump their ass. Better than being lonely.


 No.120844

>>120839

You also need better taste in women.


 No.120845

im drinking tonight, centrelink giving me anxiety again

just downed a vodka cruiser watermelon

going to finish up the chan tabs I have open, anthroscape tabs, then play dota 2 or For Honor


 No.120849

>>120836

Might as well get dsp




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 No.119163[Reply]

I've reached that point in job application where I am physically repulsed from clicking the apply button.

I got an interview offer from an ASX100 company and I'm not sure I even want to turn up.

Anyone else know what I mean?

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 No.120136

>>120129

>In the long term renewables will lower energy costs. House can install solar panels, allowing them to produce their own energy.

I don't think the long term is the issue, it's the initial monetary requirement to be able to afford such things. For solar you're looking at around a good $7500 for a sufficient size battery, converter and panels to be able to effectively make your own electricity. Let's say 50% of the country did this, the government (whether they be Labor or Liberal) would most likely just raise taxes to help keep energy companies afloat. The alternative is to let energy companies die off which would then lead to further rises in unemployment and a good chuck of people who no longer have any valuable skill set with which they could find employment. The overall issue is that society as a whole as built this cyclical dependance on itself and the removal of any component has the potential to cause massive upheaval.

It's just like when the switch from petrol will be made - there are so many industries that rely on petrol and related infrastructure that the change in society will be huge. If, for example, the change is made from petrol to electricity how do you go about phasing petrol out? At what point do you say to everyone that owns a car, "you're no longer allowed to own that car and must go buy a new one"? What if people can't afford a new car? What happens to the employees of every fuel conglomerate? Who bears the cost of changing service stations from petrol to electric? This are only some of the most basic questions that can cause massive issues. Of course renewable energy is a cheaper and more desirable option but actually implementing the change is difficult.


 No.120188

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>>120129

I'm sick you you stupid greenies being so fucking correct.

It must be the rhetoric spewed by the whole Government. The main argument against renewables these days is the "wot if da sun don't shine". If you have a thermal solar the heat is stored as heat and has a storage efficiency of 98%, meaning if is it's own battery.

Here's a graph of energies with the black line comparing it to coal, I assume it is the costs without any subsidies.


 No.120327

>>120129

>>120136

>>120188

Really you are all just retarded. The reason why fossil fuels supply the overwhelming majority of energy in every country even though renewables are being shilled so hard is not because of some stupid conspiracy, it's because they are just so much more damned efficient and reliable. Like, this isn't even an argument, there is so much evidence, even in Australia where renewables have caused unreliablity and driven up energy costs.

You retarded greenies want to spend massive amounts into inefficient renewebles, and want taxpayers to pay for it and the poor to shoulder the extra energy costs. The government needs to just fuck off with subsidies of all kinds, when renewable technology has advanced to the point that it's cheaper than fossil fuels, then due to the free market that will naturally take over without any government meddling.


 No.120337

>>120327

shut the fuck up my mung bean powered car will change the world mark my fukkin words


 No.120590

>>120136

>It's just like when the switch from petrol will be made - there are so many industries that rely on petrol and related infrastructure that the change in society will be huge. If, for example, the change is made from petrol to electricity how do you go about phasing petrol out? At what point do you say to everyone that owns a car, "you're no longer allowed to own that car and must go buy a new one"? What if people can't afford a new car? What happens to the employees of every fuel conglomerate? Who bears the cost of changing service stations from petrol to electric? This are only some of the most basic questions that can cause massive issues. Of course renewable energy is a cheaper and more desirable option but actually implementing the change is difficult.

You aren't thinking long term enough

the point of investing in electric cars is to further develop the tech until they eventually become superior to petrol cars in most ways.

Ideally there will never be a single cutoff point where somebody says "you cant have petrol cars anymore", people will just gradually change over to electric cars because they are a superior design




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 No.119982[Reply]

Is anyone else getting sick of the bullshit?

Was approached today by someone handing out leaflets today telling me for sheep lives matter and promoting veganism. Can they just give it a rest? I'll slaughter the sheep in front of them if it will fucking shut them up.

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 No.120065

>>120053

do they even eat the cows? seems like useless wasteful niggers tbh

not that vegans are any better since they are fatties that eat too many carbs, but those animals take a lot of resources to make


 No.120108

>>120065

I really hope so. There's so much meat going to waste otherwise.


 No.120119

>>120065

>do they even eat the cows?

No, they're just farming for EXP.


 No.120176

People who are deliberately cruel to animals deserve to be executed.


 No.120251

the thing that shits me about vegans is they are always the same limp wristed faggots that support the mass importation of halal slaughtering, dog eating migrants who will NEVER BECOME FUCKING VEGAN. same disconnect goes for their environmentalism.




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 No.118670[Reply]

Who /houso/ here?

>Dwellings rented from a State or Territory housing authority as a percentage of all dwellings in Australia divided geographically by statistical local area, at the 2011 census

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 No.119897

>>119117

>>119484

Wogs will always be more white (therefore Australian) than Jews, Arabs and Asians ever will. I say this as an Anglo.


 No.119905

>>119484

don't worry wogfam, you still my nigga

since you sound more australian than most australians


 No.119993

>>119885

What if I told you that Abos live there


 No.120068

WOG ALARM WOG ALARM

>>119993

I just said that, right here >>119861

>>119905

wogs don't sound australian. I have never heard a wog that can play a Didgeridoo

>>119897

>wogs

>not jews

>took the bible up the mediterranean to italy; literally the pope

at least wogs aren't low test

>anglo

>not jew

>took the bible from the wogs; literally protestantism

at least anglos are the best at imperialism


 No.120742

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>>119783

dont forget you arent a true territorian until you root a gin




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 No.119127[Reply]

So looks like Clive Palmer is joining the meme train.

What do you guys think?

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 No.119337

If Clive supports permanently ending all legal non-white immigration, followed by deporting, sterilizing or killing all non-whites in Australia, I will support him for PM.


 No.119398

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>old fat boomer miner shill who supports big gov and will sell out the people for a duck

FUCK HIM

At best he's some old fool trying to be cool, like a 60 year old who listens to triple J. At worst his stealing our memes, our internet culture when this fucking phony ass only goes on facebook


 No.119479

>>119337

Pauline does have being genuine going for her


 No.119748

he needs to do cardio


 No.119881

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>>119398

I recall Clive diverting his company funds to his political campaign. Then said company crashing from lack of funds. Then demanding Government pay to keep his business alive because of "muh workers".

He's the slimiest cunt in politics and in business. Makes Hillary Clinton look good in comparison.




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 No.118815[Reply]

Oy vey white people why are you trying to defend your culture? Why aren't you laying down and dying like good infidels

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 No.119480

>>119378

Please explain?


 No.119527

>>119480

Instead of blaming trump, like stalin, hitler, bin laden, kim yong, etc before him, we should just accept that centralized decision-making will inevitably lead to the decision to make the thing in the center more powerful


 No.119528

Sooner or later someone has to roll a snake-eyes..


 No.119631

>>119480

It's also quite literally true atm with the pm both attempting to centralize the electricity generation itself, but also take control of state electricity projects

The funny thing is extra turbines shouldn't really create any extra power, its just turning the same stored energy into elec faster


 No.120466

>>119527

It's funny, because whenever there is a central government established with a lot of power, or a super-national entity like the EU, (((They)) as in the (((Ruthless Cosmopolitans))) always seem to get their hands on it and run the show.




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 No.119237[Reply]

OLD >>118343

Nobody actually uses the discord or the irc tbh

Are we in the end times for the neet general? Will we become the new dinosaurs? Is 8ch going to be kill?

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 No.120148

>>120144

>>finally ran out of options to avoid work for the dole

Become Autismo. Works like a charm.


 No.120149

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New Power Rangers movie out tomorrow, I remember seeing the original at the cinemas way back in the 1990's. It'll probably be shit.


 No.120150

>>120148

good idea, might head to a different doctor and plead muh autism


 No.120151

>>120149

One ranger is gay and another has autism


 No.120152

>>120151

>gay

The blue one?

>autism

Guessing it's red.




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