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Lost the last Australian Ausfags… Never will be a bloke or Australian like him.

Godspeed Bob Hawke.

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Beautiful, also changed it back to Australian server… Bob wouldn't approve of me using nothing else.



Fuck off you Trump fuck, China's alright… Communism not so much.

Not fucking savages here, rather them then Jewnited States. Ol Howard loved the seppo cock tho ;)


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go home gook



we should encourage the chinese to immigrate here

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OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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>jobactive website been down all day

>this is the last day for me to submit my job searches

Time to die



don't worry, you only get cut off for one week


>tfw got a house inspection tomorrow

>in the email saying what day it is there was also a massive list of everything that needs to be clean and this note


>tfw too lazy to clean anything



how are you going to slay the dragon and rescue your father from the lobster inside him now?


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time to get busy m8

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curious as to who most of us are voting for this federal election

who's your first preference for 18/5 and why?

honk honk honk

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Not terrible for SA. Do you have one for NSW? Shooters and Fishers are non-starters, very "hand-wavey". They are a not worth third place.

Is Anning's party not running in SA?

Palmer Party is bad news. Hes a globalist, pro-monopolies and multinationals, a cheat and pro big-Australia. I wouldn't fall for his Trump-like slogans. He's **very* bad news. United Australia will not be getting my vote.



The only party I know who stood up for Julian was One Nation, specifically Pauline.



Sat Sausage for Democracy!


Anyone got a mirror of the ABC Election night stream?


Pauline addressed agenda 21… You'd think that's enough said.

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Why are Australian movies so terrible? There's gotta be SOME directing talent still left in Australia

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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is why

>Celebrating 2018 and 2019 Preview

>Screen Australia

>Published on Dec 18, 2018


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This one is a masterpiece, mate!


Because it is run by essentially sjw who dont understand or care about art.

They only care about politics, and they act like a mafia, keeping out anyone they dont like, but turns out the ones the dont like are the ones with talent so they end up in usa and very rarely in uk.

Kubrick was pretty waspy.

Aus films are dead and they’ll never be good.


>only australian



This. The same cunts fucking up our education system are the ones that have infested our arts industries. There's no point producing anything in Australia because the entire system has been politicised. It's garbage.

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>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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>Two large abattoirs are located on the south-eastern outskirts of Rockhampton provides employment for people living in Rockhampton

>One meat processing plant is located at Lakes Creek, operated by Teys Australia (a Cargill joint venture) while the JBS meatworks is located at Nerimbera.


TAFE, fuck uni… but are you actually good at maths? like calculus?



I don't know how to play chess and couldn't tell you anything about wtf that image means. I'm going to stay working as long as I can, I applied for DSP a year ago but I didn't return the paperwork in time so it was dropped. I'm also working a lot these days part time so I'm on about $5-600 a week, if I apply for DSP, I'll need to cut my hours to 15 a week, so will be about $250ish a week. The max you can work on DSP is 30 a fortnight. I've heard you actually have to wait a few months from applying to have it accepted.


Anyone have any experience with call centre jobs and how to get one?



walk into one, ask for the manager and then shake his hand firmly

i'm not even kidding


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>bought a bottle of laphroaig 10 yo from aldi for $80

>checkout chick asks for id

>i'm 32

>dat feel

shit smells like iodine. this is going to be fun!

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maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead


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Shooter livestreams it on Facebook but 8chLiveleak/Voat gets blocked?

That's like banning Red Rooster & kebab shops because KFC makes you sick



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>The actions in question included dropping food on the ground, throwing chicken around in a joking manner, and handling various food items without safety gloves in place.

Fucking bogan scum.




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What's the name of the girl wearing the premiership?

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is it true that the Age of Consent in Redfern is just four years of age?


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This chick apparently. Dunno her name.



Nice bod but butter-face. 6/10


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Be elegant… always

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If we stopped all immigration into Australia, where would we get all our Asian girlfriends?

Check mate racists.

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Beta faggots like you and your half breed gook offspring are going to be the death of this country.



im racist and im all for imigration and emigration


If you don't lile Asian girls then don't date them. Simple you retard. White chicks date Samoans and africans but you get upset over guys finding attractive traits in other races?

Righto mate



Niggers of Asia are the South Asians. Japs are the honourary Aryans of Asia. Still wouldn't miscengenate with them. Happas are gross.


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Orders cake

Receives flour & eggs & butter

Gets angry

But you said no mixing

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What's with the "gotta wear a helmet" requirement?

Why is it necessary?

It doesn't make sense… might as well make helmets compulsory for pedestrians and motorcars.

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Nice views from behind.


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Work them gluts.


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Tasmanian bicycle trail?


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I can't bicycling until I got a good enuff body to show off.


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Australian women have to be some of the worst women I've come across.

I met one in British Columbia, and this one stood out amongst the heard of drooling, crass unshaven cows that slacked their backs, and scratched their ass like a man.

She couldn't clean, she couldn't cook. Well that's fair, at least she was pretty to look at and bit her lip when I talked to her. She couldn't hold a conversation worth a damn and I'd have to drive the content for half the time to get anything out of her.

Worst of all, she came back to me even after I told her she was useless and incompetent at anything feminine.

How can you fuckers live with such incompetent and masculine acting women and survive?

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Ah fuck off cunt I live on the North Shore and it is full of narcistic social climbing fuckwits who treat people like shit. Fuck this place full off pretentious upper middle class wankers who get into retarded arguments about frivolous 1st world problems.




Underrated post.

You can't make true friends in this country. You just can't.

Everyone's idea of friendship is 50% gaslighting you and 50% bitching about the other people they're doing it to.

No one has values. No one has sentiment. No one is comfortable with genuine emotion. No one has hopes and dreams.

If you do and you show it, you're singled out and castigated.

I consider myself extremely lucky to have one good mate, a good missus and a good immediate family.

Plenty of us don't have any of those.

There are times when I wonder how much longer it'll be before we all just turn on each other like feral dogs one day.


Hi all,

Any Adelaidians here who have ideas on how to vote to reduce immigration to more sensible levels, I also want leader with a backbone, speak up for whistle blowers and publishers like Julian Assange.

If you have knowledge please share.



Holy fuck. Exactly the same experience, you explained exactly what I’ve been thinking and dreading over. What a shit hole Aus is becoming… :(



>There are times when I wonder how much longer it'll be before we all just turn on each other like feral dogs one day.

Given the way the economy is going and given the one thing we value is consuming, it won't be long at all.

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When you were growing up did you ever think "I hope when I grow up, my race and culture and the safety we enjoy are torn away and replaced by a mixture of China, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia?

Then you're in luck cause that's whats happening, diversity is our strength!

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Look at the demographic trends. You'll be teaching 1/2 whites in 10 years. Best bet is get a skill that can be done over the net and move somewhere like Serbia or the Ukraine where stuff is super cheap.




If you can code I could use you skills we can all get rich.


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I hear you folks, same situation. I feel like I'm only getting better and better at coding, web, IT, security, protocols, etc. But now I can't even land an interview. I was at least getting the odd interview 2 years ago.

I went for one job recently and was knocked back. The guy said he got over 300 applicants for the position.

This is fucked. There are too many people coming into this country. I grew up here but have no hope in hell of owning my own home. I wonder how my boyfriend would feel if I just became a prostitute. I could do it easily, guys are always flurting with me….. but its the STDs that I would worry about the most. And yes, I checked it IS LEGAL. Pimping is not legal.


its not my fault that you have disgusting immigrants form Lebanon raping u mong aussies, au-zee

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Asio, 5eyes, israeli military contracts, chinese spies, muslim brotherhood, marxist 'non-government orgs', 'the hate group known as 4chan'

What players have i missed out? Seems like there will be aboriginal terrorists soon

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Please use correct spelling and use of the apostrophy.


I need to point out that whilst a half hour cold water soak will suffice for lentils, a pressure cooker is needed for most beans, although overnight soaking may suffice in a pinch.



where are you supposed to get fat from? fucking avocados?


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Too true. B12 deficiency also makes em crazy.



>lentils & beans

Contributing to global warming though



I fucking love avocados, squeeze some lemon on it.


Sanitarium Marmite has B12.

I'd prefer Dick Smith vegemite, to help donate to the man trying to stop the goddam immigration system from destroying this fucked up country even further, but Dick's spread doesn't have B12 so I have to get it from the bloody religious company, Sanitarium.

Sanitarium are not hugely unethical as a brand (yes they get some religious tax exeptions). But they are not fucking Mars Corp or Nestle.

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Did any of you hear about this?


We must lower immigration from over 200,000 back to 70,000: Sustainable Australia

Dick Smith has joined a political party for the first time – the federally registered Sustainable Australia – and will be helping the party register for the NSW State election.

There is great synergy between Dick Smith and Sustainable Australia, with a shared call to lower Australia’s record annual immigration intake from over 200,000 back to the long-term average of 70,000. This would have no impact on the refugee intake of around 14-20,000.

>btw not shilling the party, vote for who you like. I'd never heard of these guys before now

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>no free speech (you will get arrested and go to prison for posting 'hate speech' on social media)

Is it really that bad? I always thought our situation was sort of in between the U.S. and U.K. in that regard.



look up blair cottrell on twitter, he got convicted and fined for making a facebook video that offended muslims



find a wedge issue and get into politics, coming up from a local constituency using wedge issues (education/crime/issues stemming from diversity) as opposed to trying to get anywhere on the national level. Then spread to other constituencies until you can get elected to the national legislature, then you can start calling out the present govt.

Blair cottrell and anyone who is an aesthetic rightist (nazi larping and shit in public vs actual policy) deserve to be suspected of being controlled opposition.


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missed opportunity


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Australia first any good?

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Please help me, any info and advice would be appreciated. My life is falling apart really badly here in the US, my health is failing but worse of all I feel like I'm just gonna go completely mad if I continue to live here. The only thing I have left of value is that my parents gave me Australian citizenship so I could move there. But I have very little money, at best I could have $5000 if I sell every single thing I own but a plane ticket to Sydney costs $1000.

Will the Australian government give me any help if I just move there completely unprepared and have no one to turn to? I have no job skills aside from manual labor work and I have no relatives who will help me back in Australia so I don't even know for sure where to go since we left Sydney decades ago. Does Australia have a welfare system that will help me since I have citizenship?

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all the fast food shops should offer a discount to anyone with a pensioner concession card



Study a course at tafe (doesn't have to be an expensive course) and get Austudy so you have some money each fortnight… Find a rental in an apartment, and buy from Aldi and Coles homebrand for essentials.

Good luck Anon.



Basically fuck all out there… And Nippering is a hard job…


go to wollongong, get on shittyrail, dodge the transits and slide into the city.


How the fuck did this cunt even get a perma residency there anyways? That green card lottery shit is only for rich self entitled fucks. Nobody wins it because its like an actual fucking lottery.

Did you fuckin win or something? I want out of this shithole. This country is done, the rampant SJW acceptance, trans pride, nanny stating, excessive taxes, expensive alcohol, I can't take it anymore. I want guns, weed and other stuff too. Why the fuck would you want to move back here? It's worse every year.

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