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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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>preserve the set for the next 20 mad max movies

Sorry, mate, but no need: they film them in Africa now



With rapid evaporation you could technical make a rain front every 2nd day if you so pleased but it may expose some governments that create extreme weather systems.


cold air doesnt carry water

warm air carries water

it only rains when warm air becomes cold


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WA is shitty enough already without pummeling it with tri yearly cat 5 cylcones and random cold snaps



>the real question is what sort of effects a green australia would have on the rest of the World

Who cares? fuck the rest of the world

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Any femanons on tonight? ;) bored and lonely looking for smart girl to tall to


youve posted this same pic on like 5 different boards


most """women""" on imageboards are either trannies or deranged neetettes

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How the fuck do i get weed in melbourne when im a depressed neet?

anons in the past here have told me to use CL and that shitty webehigh website but both have been scrubbed - how do i find peoples wickrs to get the drugs anon


>He does drugs

You deserve to suffer, m8.


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I am suffering, that's why I want the weed.





What are you suffering from



do you have bad glaucoma?

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Clive Palmer has started a new facebook group gathering the best and brightest shitposters


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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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>g. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

[citation needed]



>Poland too stupid for simple math

Imagine mah shaaack



I'd introduce a new elective: a course in banter (under the label "Australian Culture Studies")


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Introduce mandatory reading of stirner to purge all SJWs and Nazi faggots

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Any Femanons on tonight? Bored and a bit lonely this summer eve, WYD?? ;)

Femanon, femanon

What you gonna do,

Whydont ya put me condom on :D


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hello :D


I bet /ausneets/ doesn't have dicks this big



>wearing condoms

virgin detected

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Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

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probably but hes tasmanian he has sub 80 iq at best



>probably but hes tasmanian he has sub 80 iq at best

Pretty sure that's 80IQ per head. Not sure if it runs like a dual core though


>gf and her family getting plane tickets back to sydney from tassie

>ask for a trip "back to australia"

>the fuckin ticket seller plays dumb and keeps making out like he doesn't understand what it means

you wily cunts


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I don't mind Tasmanians, I've got a good friend who's one.

Got a good head on him, real switched on. Can't say the same for the other head though.


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i thought they were breeding dinosaurs and shit down in tassie

are you telling me people actually live there?

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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Must have been there for 24 hours, cunt, becuz only shit that's there now is today's date shit



Saw it a year ago scrolling down the board list, bookmarked it, and only visit once every 4 months.



Actually two years ago


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scarnon cunce i've been here before but it was a very long time ago

i left because the neet threads were too depressing and there wasn't fuck all else going on here except for a couple of half baked shitpost threads

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Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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>voting "no" was sanctimonious


how the fuck did THAT get past the censor?!


Major mistake #1. Mind you, I still blame hex.


fucking hilarious


fucking treachery is what happened. Hex started worrying about where her next big fat paycheque would come from when the market for shills didn't find her young and cute anymore


yeah, course. You must have known that. She works at the ABC for one


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Posted today…



Did you also see her anti-gun post just before that? "Never seen a gun except on a police officer" Fucking retard.


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Holy shit they got renewed



Hex gonna get big.

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OLD >>191430

Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?

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depends on what you were out doing

you weren't meeting friends, were you?


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Sometimes you are in the mood for a softy.



It's probably a sexual disease from the nasty neet cocks


Another day gone, and yet another one awaits its inevitable dismissal.


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How would you neets like this for breakfast?

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new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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Feets, do your duty

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Self Improvement General #1

For all the cunts that have something good they wanna work and get better at.

The general is for

>updating your progress

>keeping each other accountable

>asking and giving help

>journalling thoughts and ideas

What are you goals anon?

most of this thread is gonna be me shitposting about myself

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You put everything into words much better than I could, especially the point with it not being so bad when it was just family businesses because that way you were just supporting yourself.

There is an absolute epidemic especially in hospitality, entry level trades and customer facing support roles of hiring PoCs and paying them half the minimum wage. These people have such a power distance and conflict aversion, not to mention are so desperate that they happily put up with it which just fucks everyone else who isn't part of the little arrangement over. I really don't buy this meme of them "doing jobs no one else wants to do", if they paid at least minimum wage and were working in conditions in line with what the regulation states they would have no trouble finding workers. We all know how (((they))) fiddle with the "unemployment statistics".

Fuck everything.



I've just done some research and I'm a bit worried about all of this. It looks like people on WHV in AUS get severely exploited and used for cheap, immigrant labour. I hope things aren't too bad for me. I have family over there so hopefully, that makes things a little cheaper for me in my rough first year. Jeez though, I really had no idea what I was getting myself into.

Your words seemed so flowery and optimistic too.



You're white right? That's automatically working in your favour against being abused by your employer, so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables. Really the only whv abuse happens to inept retards, which invariably includes all the pajeets and changs. Just be smart about it and show some initiative, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Chances are some degree of bullshit will be present, because few upstanding people employ visa workers.

Actually, did you mention what work it was you're doing?



>You're white right? That's automatically working in your favour against being abused by your employer, so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables. Really the only whv abuse happens to inept retards, which invariably includes all the pajeets and changs. Just be smart about it and show some initiative, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Chances are some degree of bullshit will be present, because few upstanding people employ visa workers.

total bullshit, you don't know what you're talking about. White WHV'ers get rampantly exploited. Even the mainstream media (4 corners) has covered this.

>so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables.

you stupid fuck, they have to do useless shit like picking vegetables for three months to extend their visa, that's why there's a big pool of backpackers who'll pick vegetables for peanuts, sometimes effectively for free.

Did you actually think backpackers went out to whoop whoop working on farms for fun? for the work?

This is something anybody who knows shit about the subject knows all about yet you don't - nobody should take your advice.


One thing to watch out for is places with on-site accommodation that they heavily encourage or force you to use, often it's shit like bunk-beds in a room full of other people for 200/week, then the piece rates from the work turn out to be so low that you're paying back most or all of what you earn to your boss. If you can get feedback from other backpackers about somewhere you're planing to work, do it.

Honestly mate if I were you I wouldn't come. This country is a shithole, just earn money at home and go on an adventure west of the Rhine fucking all the eastern euro whores that take your fancy, you'll have a much bettePost too long. Click here to view the full text.



east of the rhine, but you can find plenty of whores to the west as well

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/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

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If I wanted to suck muslim dick and be freezing 9 out of 12 months of the year I'd fuckoff to Sweden.



Porties are alright blokes but you all seem a bit high and mighty, banter comes from the heart and when the spirit is light and without care the abuse can flow forth unburdened. It may not be possible for other people to banter at such capacities as the Aussie, even our kindred in Canada and NZ can't quite match it


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That was beautiful lad, reads like it came from the heart.




I see why the swedes suck dick now, it warms them up.

Truly a survivalistic race.


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It could just be the environment. Cleve was born in America, but after living in Australia for a number of years he was able to become one of the foremost shitposters of our time.

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reminder: if ww3 breaks out we aussies go FULL SHITPOSTING MODE

we take the internet and we bant the fuck out of every cunt with unrelenting shitposts


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>take the internet



our power is underestimated


we'll conquer it before you


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Yankee fuckwit you haven't seen shit yet mate you'll be begging for mercy like the piss weak shit posters you are



>chinese flag

it's like poetry, it rhymes

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>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

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Not that anybody can get DSP applications approved anymore.


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I applied for DSP a year ago, still fighting for it to be approved.



shit, thats not encouraging



Why are you posting facebook memes?

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