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Congratulations anon, you are now the king of Australia. How do you fix and improve this land?

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I think the current gun laws should stay the same, but:

"Self-defense" becomes a genuine reason to own one. At the rate we keep importing niggers we will need to defend ourselves.


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So you're telling me that you immediately perceive people who open-carry as being antisocial spergs instead of friendly patriots exercising their Constitutional right to bear arms? Are you afraid of firearms? Do you think your IQ will drop if you own one, and you'll become a dumb, violent ape just from the prospect of having neighbors who also happen to be armed?



> All these cops shooting black people are just friendly patriots, not antisocial spergs

> trusting someone who is friendly only because they're armed and you're not



>That's about guns to defend yourself against Guverments

You can't read.



>I think the current gun laws should stay the same

They're horrible, though. Cat C & D need to be available to everybody, same as A & B are, and if that's the case then there's no need for the different categories at all. The mandatory competitions for cat H are retarded as well; I don't give a flying fuck about time limits and scoring points, I just want to put holes in paper (although I'd probably enjoy the competitions if I wasn't being forced to do them). Calibre restrictions are pointless and don't accomplish anything, and the mag capacity limits need to go, too, as do the restrictions on length. The storage requirements for firearms are dumb as shit; stop micromanaging and let people look after their own property how they see fit. Permits to acquire need to fucking disappear, and licenses in general need to go with them; the idea that you need to ask permission before you can buy something with your own money flies in the face of any kind of human decency, and the idea that you need any reason other than "fuck off, I want it" is just heinous. Background checks need to go as well; if you can't be trusted to play nice, what the fuck are you doing out of prison? Full auto needs to be legal just as a matter of principle. On a semi-related tangent to gun laws, body armour needs to stop being considered a prohibited weapon. It's not a fucking weapon, and the fact that taking measures to non-violently protect yourself from being killed is illegal really shows you the true face of our government.

I agree with you wholeheartedly about self defence, but

>At the rate we keep importing niggers we will need to defend ourselves.

You need to get your head out of the sand. We already do need to defend ourselves; we passed that milestone a long time ago.


> trusting someone who is friendly only because they're armed and you're not

Do you trust our police, m80? They're armed and you're not, and if you are arPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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You have been visited by the Red Commodore of Peace.

Eternal salvation and many ice shards will come to you but only if you say "Heaven and Hell IS REAL!!!" in this thread



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At least one person has been killed and a number of others injured after a car being driven erratically struck a number of pedestrians in Melbourne's CBD.

Is it Waleed mates?

Up to 20 people, including a toddler, have been treated for various injuries after a man driving an out-of-control vehicle hit the crowd just before 2pm.

Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/01/20/13/41/number-of-pedestrians-injured-in-melbourne-cbd#MdKqzPRy5wfBMHkF.99

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the population exchanges between Turkey and Greece in the 20s were done on the basis of religion - if you were greek Orthodox in Turkey you went to Greece, if you were Muslim in Greece you went to Turkey.

Some mystery meat kebab who'd been born Orthodox because a great grand-dad or two bought some kurdish dude's daughter for a few goats is "greek", would have been deported to Greece in the 20s if he was in Turkey.



And your point is? I'm so sick of faggots like you with your reductionism and technicalities that you always strawman to try and prove a point. Despite your apparent knowledge of recent Greek history the cunt literally identified as Kurdish and Muslim.



The point is how he could be "Greek" while being as brown as a turd you drooling retard.

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TV personality and Muslim activist Waleed Aly is caught up in various online accounts of child molestation he committed when in Perth recently.

The claims originate from a socialist group he was a guest of while in Fremantle.

>this post on a popular normie meme page



>yfw yeew we mudslingers now


For those who don't know Waleed is an anti white Taykeyah merchant who wants to flood Australia with shitskins but keeps his views close to his chest and promotes non-resistance to Australians from his perch on Channel 10s the Project.

>is this to do with the recent Comet Pizza opening in Perth?


>that mr bean outfit

>that toothy stare glaring at white australian flesh

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top bants

well played


Waleed just posted this Attila calling for the USA to switch to mandatory voting, which pretty much is just admitting that Hillary was relying on uninformed, low information voters to win.




Seriously, why hasn't this guy been arrested or exposed yet. Surely someone must have some dirt on him


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>socialist alternative

>obsessed with identity politics



yeah. They've always sucked up to muslims.

It's something their father organization in the UK (SWP) did as well.

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i have an australian bf now that quenches my massive australian fetish

now what do i do

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>now what do i do



Englishmen, even when drunk, are still less fun.


You know what's better than an Australian boyfriend? Two Australian boyfriends



that's precisely why people like it: aussies sound like drunken, british rednecks



suck and swallow 3 large boiled eggs whole in under 15 seconds and post it to youtube


buy indian reddit votes, put ads on the video, gain youtube reputation, ???, PROFIT

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I am sick of ingrates in this country, tbqf. I can't wait until the US changes (and our cultural ether changes) and we get the Nationalist resurgence everywhere, because every year it's the same fucking shit on Australia Day; calling it Invasion Day and then wanting to change the date.

And I gotta give it to leftists, I would be 110% on board with making the day 1 January so we get to celebrate New Years and Federation at the same but, but you know what? If you did that, if you groveled and apologise to them, they'd still find a way to make it about fuck white people. Sick of ingrates, and sick of them using Aborigines as pets to try further their bullshit every year.

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How new is the federal piracy firewall? First time spotting it today. I hope I don't get a letter from the internet man.

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OK, what should one do now? VPN right?




just change your DNS to google's ( and



>or any other service based out of the five eyes.

Yeah, but that being said, I doubt they're going to use intelligence capabilities to catch people torrenting game of thrones.



>free datamining

how is that any better


MPAA could get more funding from the revenue of the new star wars movies and their merchandising



It's only a DNS block, literally the laziest thing they could have done. you can circumvent it by changing your DNS server.


Google is a pillar of global surveillance, I suggest using openNIC's DNS servers over anything from Google.


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Swimming ~ you all know how to swim, right?

I'm surprised by the number of "coastal dwellers" who can't swim. If you live in an Aussie capital city, you better know how to tread water!

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I did swimming lessons until Year 7 and my dad had a pool until I was 13. Haven't swum since I was 14 (8 years ago) but theoretically I'd probably be able to.


When I was 5, my parents enrolled me in a swimming course at the local council swimming pool (Speers Point, Lake Macquarie). I remember it having like an achievement card with 10 things on it (tread water, head under water for 10 seconds while blowing bubbles, etc.)

After that 10-point intro, there was another 10?15? point course that got you into actual swimming, culminating in being able to swim ?25?50 metres.

I fucking hated that last one, but my parents pushed me constantly into getting it done.



How do you think they got to Australia in the first place?


In primary school we always used to piss in the pool for fun when they made us do lessons


I know how to swim but actively avoided swimming lessons (the primary school ones, towards the end) because of anxiety.

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What will you lads be doing on Inauguration Day? I think I'll tune into ABC with a coupla beerlies and edge all night to their salt. The US election may or may not have given me a sadism fetish…

Getting sick of Malcolm Turnbull shill for 'free trade', tbh (which, yet again, leftists out themselves as the globalist pieces of shit that they are; they love our lolberg PM just because he kisses Chink ass). And the ABC defending the deep state that is the CIA. And them mentioning nobodies that are 'protesting the inauguration and refusing to accept Trump as a legal President'.

F a k e n e w s








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>The Convoy of No Confidence

Leftists> hurr you can't into democracy. Gillard is PM and u can suck it pigs

>Donald Trump becomes leader of a foreign country




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what's with those fags in the second image.

also top fucking kek over all


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>7:30 report starts with Trump saying "We're going to put America first!" from his inauguration.

>Doesn't mention giving the government back to the people or renegotiating trade deals.

>They blow him up to be this big, unpredictable boogyman.

>Actually bring a guy on saying "We're gonna impeach Trump because he still owns his business."

Me a year ago would notice the slant but just stop there. I'm seeing a clear bias here.



Yeah what's with the guy on the left giving the thumbs up while the other three are giving the one-finger salute?

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Yep. Australia has some real pretty gals running around in the desert. Seem a little muscular and strong, but they're all sweet and gentle under it all.

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Or just plastic



i'd hotglue that plastic, if you feel what i'm sizzlin'


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Nope. Knew she was a gurl.

Not gay, not quite straight. Kind of curved….


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Now here are some real traps.

Scary, huh?

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Previous NEET General: >>113168

The title doesn't mean anything, I just came up with it and it sounded cool; so why not? Anyway I am looking forward for the summer to end and the cool, comfy weather will come back.

20 days into the current year already. Before we know it we will be in February. Time sure does fly, I remember posting in this thread 1 year ago to this day.

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If you get a cash job then you could get away with it. Sounds like a good way to get harassed by ACA though



easy way to fix that, just pretend to be jewish and attend your local synagogue while working and raking in neetbux. if you're a chosen one, the cohen will pull enough strings to be able to get you out of any shit.


Alright, having tendies, crackles, chips and some steamed veggies.


*With sweet chilli sauce


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Yeah they are nice.



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>I love Israel so much, Zionism is A-OK, Australia must support Israel, remember the Holocaust and the 6 million, we cannot let the Arabs destroy the Jewish people

>WTF I hate South Africa, filthy apartheid racists, we must place sanctions on them and support Nelson Mandela at all costs, South Africa must have majority black rule!

What did he mean by this?


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> they've been telling me what to say while i sleep

> hell, i can't even tell the difference between germany and iran, let alone jewish arabs

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Digital Media at RMIT or Computing studies at RMIT?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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Oh for fucks sake, last time I ever buy one of these normalfag smart phones.



Just a heads up, you need to jump through a lot of hoops to get approval to study while full time ADF. Plus, if you're thinking of going navy don't do it faggot internet connection is sporadic at best.


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>planning for the future when there is no future


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Ahh okay m8, thanks. I was thinking of studying part time online though. You wouldn't need permission for that considering they wouldn't know, right?

Would a degree earned overseas be valid for entry into the RMC for officership? To clarify, could an Australian with a degree in mechanical engineering from Germany, still become an army mechanical engineer as a grad from an Australian uni could? Does it matter where you study provided your degree is accredited? I know I should give DFR a call and I will.


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>Car hits ~25 and kills 3 pedestrians at corner of Elizabeth and Bourke Streets

>Dark red Commodore or '90s Toyota Camry'

>Police use tram tracks

>Pram run over

>Did burn outs on Flinders and Swanston Streets

>Police were in pursuit after he was the suspect of a stabbing in Windsor

>The suspect is wanted over a stabbing that left a man in his 20s, believed to be the suspect's brother, in a critical condition in Melbourne's south in the early hours of Friday

>Police ended the chase by shooting the driver, who is injured but alive

>The man has a history of family violence, mental health and drug problems

>Those killed were a man in his 30s, a woman in her 30s and a young child

>Hit were 4 children, 21 adults




>i can't into catalogue


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Ban all cars;bicycle & train only. No cars allowed unless you NEED one for your job.

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except for the constant crime (by mostly immigrants and other Australian mistakes) why is Victoria seen as such a bad state by the rest of the country. I mean, I've lived here for most of my life, with two and a half years spent in Perth, and the points people bring up are for the most pretty confusing and a bit broad in my eyes for the most part. There are a few points people will introduce to me that do make sense to me. But to the specifics, why the hate lol? (don't think I'm a "fuck the haters" cunt, say what you will, no offence taken) ooo and i looked up some stats of the ethnic crime in Victoria. Mind you the info was taken in 1993 - 94. So it's not as accurate as i'd like it to be, but it makes sense for the percentages to have risen fucking massively.



Give back the f1


vic is the anus of australia, i couldn't give a shit if the chinks take it over as the true heart of australia lies in WA

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