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AUSTRALIA’S immigration program has been slammed by an expert, who says it is not really aimed at addressing skills shortages.

Population expert Bob Birrell, a former Monash University professor and now head of the Australian Population Research Institute, has released new analysis on the skilled migration program that confirms many can’t find jobs.

Mr Birrell points out that supporters of high immigration levels often spruik the role of migrants in delivering scarce skills. But he found the idea that the program was attracting migrants with in-demand skills was “a myth”.

“Only a small proportion of recently-arrived migrant professionals are actually employed in professional positions,” Mr Birrell’s report Australia’s Skilled Migration Program: Scarce Skills Not Required said.

He said the selection system did not prioritise occupations with skill shortages and so many professionals entering Australia were trained in fields that are currently oversupplied. This includes accounting, engineering and many health professional fields.

Mr Birrell said the Skills Occupations List introduced in 2010 to target professions experiencing a “national shortage”, had gradually been watered down and then scrapped altogether in 2016. He believes the list was axed because of the pressure to maintain a high immigration program after the mining boom slowdown. Recently, Treasurer Scott Morrison said calls to reduce immigration could cost the Budget $1 billion a year.

Mr Birrell has analysed census results to identify whether professionals moving to Australia to fill skills shortages are actually getting jobs, and the answer is, in many cases they’re not. Census 2016 results showed just 24 per cent of educated migrants aged 25 to 34 years old from non-English-speaking countries arriving between 2011 and 2016, were able to find professional level jobs by 2016. Five per cent had found managerial jobs.

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Im considered aboriginal, and my mum wanted me to know that every waking moment of my life.

It didnt matter that i had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, becuase my blue eyed white skined father with europoid features was considered "aboriginal".

Yeah i grew up around aboriginals but i consider myself post racial now.

Everyone got drunk all the time when i was a kid.

If a family acquaintance died, everyone used it as an excuse to do hard drugs or drink until passing out crying.

My white mum was an ex-vegan feminist and single. She ide tified with the "pain" of aboriginal people and used me and my siblings as a way for her to weasle herself into any aboriginal community she wanted.

A few years she literally took everyone (younger sibling as well) to a dangerous protest march where cops rammed their horses into the crowd.

She acts lile she gives a fuck about aboriginals but she enables them to stay pathetic and hopless.

My whole childhood and early adulthood was her brainwashing me with munchausen.

Blew my special needs way the fuck out of proportion and made me overeat whicj screwed up my hunger and made me fat at 7years old.

She fucked with my head so i developed more compulsions, brain problems and fears.

The fat ruined my health and made me monsterously ugly which gave me gender confusion becuase i was not a cute girl anymore but a big gross eric cartman.

As a 13yo, my leg rashss turned into leaking wounds and boils.

I had puberty complications caused by weight.

I missed too much school and failed.

I felt like a retarded ugly looser.

I got fatter and diagnosed with a thyroid disorder.

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>free housing waaaah

If you did get the housing, would you want to live next or near them? If I was Aboriginal and was offered the housing I would be very skeptical about it for this reason. You wouldn't want to come home with your house broken into with shit missing because you did want to pay rent.


Fuck abos come to us then ill fuck you up

65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA



tl;dr your mom lived the libtard dream


Jesus Christ, /aus/ has really changed.

Feels bad for the two of you with the rough stories. Sorry aye.



I hope their hands aren't too calloused for a wank

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any ausfags thinking of become a hermit or living away from society? I'm thinking of living out in the bush somewhere on a plot of land with a single person dwelling.

My plan is to go off grid with a small solar array, tank water and buying food in bulk and supplementing with a small garden. My final goal is to reduce expenses so much so I don't have to work very often or do cashies for cunts to pay for my expenses.

So, /aus/ in exchange for some OC, I ask for advice, do any of you cunts know of some good places to buy land for cheap? I'm looking to get a 1 bedroom house on around 20+ acres of land. it doesn't matter if its out in the middle of nowhere, 100k max.

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You're not going to get reliable internet if you are on 20 acres of land in the middle of no where. Mobile reception in rural and remote is area is patchy at best, even the bandwidth sucks because you're offer so far away and many people are using it. You'll most likely be stuck with satellite or fixed wireless unless you do get reception but need to use a booster.



>hook up to your mates internet


A homestead would be lovely but i'm not ready to settle. Gonna check out of society and apply for the french foreign legion first. With any luck there will be a major happening within the next 5 years, after which i reckon i will go homestead here.


>>193083 your all fags 65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA


I just assumed Rob Bredl was your typical Australian

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Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen




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OP is a cunt


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Actually, I agree.

Back in the 1970s-80s, the word was "Westie" throughout NSW QLD, and non-city Victoria… but then a TV show produced by a Melburnian Investment Banker had a character who said the Melbourne-Kew area word "Bogan" all the fucking time. After 5 years, people who didn't interact with their communities much used "bogan" like they thought /everyone/ knew it. 20 years later, it's fucking used on slack-social websights like Reddit, along with Steve Irwen worship, VB beer, "straya", etc.

Likewise, "cunt" is another affluent-area Victorian thing that social media products use instead of their actual local area lingo. My area of Newcastle used "tard" when I was growing up. Western Australia mostly uses "cheeky". Using "Cunt" is a red-flag you're a programmed tard.



>Western Australia mostly uses "cheeky"

I never heard this growing up in WA, I thought it was a Britbong meme. Other than that I think your appraisal of Australian colloquialisms is on the mark.



Instead of tard, we used "sped".


>>192194 Ill fuck all your moms cunt meet me @65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA

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Is our financial situation fixable?

>mainly property price driven market (see https://medium.com/@matt_11659/matt-barrie-australias-economy-is-a-house-of-cards-6877adb3fb2f)

>low mining income or even coal propects

>declining manufacturing, especially in car manufacturing, IT and other sectors

>increasing government corruption and "nanny-state" environment (to pay bills)

>increasing brain drain of tech experts

We need a more diversified economy, but how do we do it?

I say it's time to burn our midnight oil called the natural gas industry to decrease the cost of petroleum on our families and the leverage the competing foreign petroleum companies have on us for their profits.

But that property bubble, what the fuck do we do there?


>We need a more diversified economy, but how do we do it?

voter the liberal jew loving scum out of government


you'll never have as bad of an economic situation as us


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why contain it?

accelerate it


>>192925 Ill fuck you up cuz

meet me @

65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA

anyone that wants can suck me dick

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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Introduce mandatory reading of stirner to purge all SJWs and Nazi faggots





I'd pull the country all the way back to the early convict times, get bongolian fucktards to get out, and live the comfy bushranger life; a radio playing Waltzing Matilda in my backpack, a gun by my side, and some good lads. Fuck Prime Ministers. Fuck Politics. Fuck Economics. All I need is the vast outback and some lads.


he would be mark chopper reid, but still played by eric banna

and he had to stayin' character the whole time, like mkultra'ed the whole way


>>149084 Ill fuck you up cunt meet me at 65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA

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>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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Always check the weight rated limit for the rope though


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Reminds me of a Seinstein ep


>the asphalt jew




The lack of people in the NEET thread combined with the recent cock-storm has brought the remaining NEETs "outside". The 'fresh air' will do 'em good.



>The 'fresh air' will do 'em good.

On the walk to Dan's



10 manxton lynwood perth

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Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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My favourite video game: White Privelage


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Why shouldn't white people get privileges in the country their ancestors built? Fucking scum. Imagine telling people whose ancestors died at Gallipoli that some chink who couldn't even legally immigrate to this country until 1965 deserves the same rights as you.


65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA

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who's this /aus/?

I mean this person got a free speech award and really? this fucker?!



a true ungrateful unapologetic traitorous immigrant cunt I thought we had seen the back of and hand-balled to the shithole called Londanstan.



she used to hang around here being a dumb cunt but the banter was too much so she fucked off to the uk

she's their problem now


a dumb nigger who needs to be gassed



people say the deep state isn't real

but this government troll makes it too obvious there is one

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how's your internet?

what's happening with that nbn thing?

what's the future of internet in australia?


>Labour: Lets underfund an important nationwide project

>Liberal: Lets make it shit by downgrading it, thus making it's rollout delayed, slower and more expensive in the long run



>what's the future of internet in australia?

weibo accounts for everyone



I fucking hate it

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any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

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am i reading this shit right?


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>everyone in my street is right wing

>see a 'protest milo yiannapolous' poster in the street

>rally the gang to find out who did this

>mfw it was the hispanic exchange students living next door


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peterson's in town, can someone tweet some of these groups to him?

would be good to stir them up and bring them into the overton window, before they slip behind the curtains and pull the strings



Agreed. Father grant me the strength to chokeslam the next melbournian I see.


Fucking Flinders uni is infested. Shits all fucked up, boys.

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Any femanons on tonight? ;) bored and lonely looking for smart girl to tall to


youve posted this same pic on like 5 different boards


most """women""" on imageboards are either trannies or deranged neetettes



whats the point in having a dick that huge? youll never be able to go balls deep and youll hurt most girls.

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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Actually two years ago


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scarnon cunce i've been here before but it was a very long time ago

i left because the neet threads were too depressing and there wasn't fuck all else going on here except for a couple of half baked shitpost threads


I found /aus/ from /pol/. I enjoyed Australians from backpacking.

You are all such friendly people, even when you are cunts.

Not abboriginies however they are like turbo gypsies and good for nothing except the ovens


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I need to flee internetically.

My countrymen are cancer.

I hate them so much, they're the most normalfag board after /tv/. Some of their normal messages are still burned in my head, revolting mind and stomach and reminding me of everything that is wrong.

They're apes that will not be fine when stuff happens, yet won't revolt against their system. It's a land of cuckolds whose only value seem to be in life is to roast the next cuckold they can find. They only know how to flee, like the beaners they are.

Why oh why does the first world has so much sense of camaraderie, while the land of savages can only repeat like the monkeys they are, what the true west is saying.

And not even the good stuff of the west, just the worst, cause that's what they can do.

They don't even do quality posting, they can't. They can only imitate and intimidate in manners a monkey would do.



>turbo gypsies

they only seem fast because you can't see them well at night

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Clive Palmer has started a new facebook group gathering the best and brightest shitposters


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>I've already been blocked




>knowing any fucking thing about how to save our economy



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Not a huge fan of Clive but he called Murdoch's ex-wife of being a Chinese spy years before anyone else did.

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At a dress up party for work. So I dress up as an abo. Fuck'n get let go because the one black prick says it's racist for someone out of his culture to dress like that. I can't help but notice the black prick dresses himself in a suit made by white people. Cunts fucked. Why is nobody call him out for wherein the white mans closes. Fuck'n black prick.



How authentic was your costume? Did you even bother to bring a 1L PET bottle full of unleaded? Maybe they let you go for not putting in enough effort to try and pretend to be one of the modern world's least developed races.

If your black co-worker was bothered enough to be dressed up properly you could at least try to apply yourself.


did you mention your 1/64th aboriginal ancestry


you're a fuckin retard for dressing up as an aboriginal at a work party


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coulda said you were part abbo



This, honestly. Regardless of your feelings on the situation, you should have known this would get you fired. So unless you're legitimately mentally subnormal, don't complain to us because you did something you knew your normal ass coworkers couldn't deal with.

Fuckin' idiot.

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