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We now have an IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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 No.99612[Reply]

I'm tired of seeing you shit up my board with your whining faggotry, and I've had numerous complaints from many of the regular users.

Consider yourselves all banned from this point forward. I'm tired of seeing your shit and you're killing the vibe of the board.

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 No.100288

I never said that this was a pol safe space or anything like that but because I was arguing with a user who was far-right I got banned.

How is that fair?




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 No.99819[Reply]

If this is Australia, I am ashamed to be Australian

>At least, that’s according to an online poll conducted by Essential Research which surveyed more than a thousand Australians in an attempt to gauge public attitudes towards Islam. This was, of course, in response to Pauline Hanson’s proposed ban on Muslims attempting to immigrate from overseas, which sparked a furious discussion between those for and against.

>Predictably, the reaction to the results has been mixed. On one hand, Labor MP Tim Watts condemned it as “simplistic, political snake oil,” while One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts labelled it merely a response to the Islamic faith “not fitting” with Australian principles.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/rendezview/if-this-is-australia-i-am-ashamed-to-be-australian/news-story/bbaadf0cc78785be11fc833145fcc971?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=HaraldSun&utm_medium=Facebook

Oh no, guys. The leftist globalist mangina is ashamed to be Australian :(

What are we gonna do to convince him to stay ;-;

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 No.99947

>>99847

Don't forget that (((Malco))) wants to import an extra 0.5% of our population each year of Muzzies, if this import plan coupled with the Arab Birthrate expect us to be 7-8% Muslim by 2025


 No.100048

>>99910

I know a journo, he's so overworked he doesn't have time to think. If he did stop and think for 5 minutes, change his mind about a few things, there are 500 people banging down the door to have his job.


 No.100050

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When's this limp wrist gonna leave Australia for more tolerant shores?

Starcevic sounds Greek. Maybe he should return there, I hear their borders are super open and a liberal journalist will surely bring benefits to Greece's economy.


 No.100321

>>100050

Starcevic actually sounds Croatian.


 No.100329

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>>100321

http://forebears.io/surnames/star%C4%8Devi%C4%87

>this faggot is most likely Serbian

Roki Vulovic should murder this little shit in his sleep.




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 No.99952[Reply]

Any oldfags here who remember Fast Forward/Full Frontal/Totally Full Frontal/Comedy Inc?

Where did shows like this go?

Did the writers go on to other things?

 No.100283

>Where did shows like this go?

Political correctness happened.


 No.100327

That style of show died of in the early 00s, there was a show called life support on SBS which was a parody of lifestyle shows like Healthy Wealthy and Wise, which used the Australian style of dark, edgy, sardonic humor even more than shows like Full Frontal did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WCpb30lYKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPaZWM4bxrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-TvKs1Me6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Xup0HnsKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ukiwuWJY4

Life support was probably the last really good "Australian" style comedy show this country produced and it'd be unimaginable to do some of those segments now.

The Chaser deserves an honorable mention, they used a bit of that style but they were never as good and they got too popular after the APEC stunt and started getting into trouble, eg the "make a realistic wish" skit.




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 No.100322[Reply]

>this is Melbourne, Australia

Soon to become the 'Melbourne Australian Autonomous Prefecture' by the look of things…

 No.100326

>melbourne

>not the anus of australia




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 No.99881[Reply]

OLD >>98709

IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

https://www.rizon.net/chat

Poor crabs.

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 No.100323

I might try mixing it with strong black coffee, it should hide the taste


 No.100324

>>100320

why not go the abbo way and put mix in some petrol


 No.100325

>>100324

good sniff brrah


 No.100328

>>100324

vb and ulp is the best traditional australian drink


 No.100330

>>100328

vb is good, better than fosters which is only good for throwing at yellow skinned seppos




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 No.100147[Reply]

G'day mates

I'm thinking of releasing some invasive species into Australia for the lulz.

What is the best way to smuggle them past customs?

 No.100148

Put them in your anus.


 No.100149

>I'm thinking of releasing some invasive species into Australia

You're 41 years too late. We abolished the White Australia Policy in 1975.


 No.100280

>>100148

ja, in da anuz


 No.100310

why hasn't anybody spread the zika virus in Canada and let it kill all the canucks? they deserve it more than the australians




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 No.99929[Reply]

Hey can anyone recommend any good hot prostitutes in brisbane that come to your house. Price range 80 to 150 if its worth it for 30mins to 1hour. Wanna get my fuck on!:)

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 No.99945

>>99929

You saged your own new thread?


 No.99948

>>99929

>150 an hour

only if ur into 40 year old gooks


 No.99949

>>99948

Is that your personal experience


 No.100143

gonna have to get off your ass and into a brothel op


 No.100301

you might get one that's "okay" for half an hour for 150 but that's as good as it's gonna get.

vagina is horrible overpriced in this country, whether it's hookers or otherwise




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 No.100210[Reply]

Can we still get US Netflix here? A m8 told they you can't anymore as they banned all the VPNs or something.

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 No.100279

gotta get foxtel bro


 No.100289

>>100210

Why would you want netflix in the first place?


 No.100292

>>100289

exactly, just get foxtel


 No.100296

>>100289

I'd rather have a massive library of shit to watch at my fingertips rather than having to find out about a show/movie and torrenting it tbh


 No.100300

>>100296

>I'd rather have a massive library of shit

same here

i could just go to a shelf and pick a piece of shit off of it and smear it into my eyes

it would be more enjoyable than watching netflix




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 No.99767[Reply]

Storm ravaged Adelaide and shut off all power in South Australia. Storm headed east to Victoria and NSW. NSW will be hit harder than Victoria but both will have strong winds. Be prepared for tonight and tomorrow.

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 No.99915

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>renewable energy is the future goyim


 No.99946

What the fuck was up with the weather, 1 minute it's clear, the next it starts pelting down hard gone the next minute, thorought the whole fucking day


 No.99954

>>99767

>ravaged

>ed

Still doing it mate.


 No.99955

you don't need electricity to shoot up smack. I doubt anyone in sa will even notice


 No.100297

Dozens of couples have been left heartbroken after a state-wide blackout caused by a freak storm destroyed embryos at a fertility clinic.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3813922/Embryos-Flinders-Fertility-clinic-Adelaide-destroyed-power-blackout-South-Australia.html

SA got holocausted by the storm

WEW




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 No.55641[Reply]

Aus/ you are a patriotic bunch of cunts

I've gone through every chan I could find and downloaded all their pdf's and mobi's, got all their recommended books etc.

But there are so few Aussies. Post the books that will teach me about Australia

>bias and unbias history books

>autobiographies

>great Australian novels and poems

>Australian philosophy

>Australian political books and opinion pieces

Or just recommendations

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 No.56486

>>55798

This is really interesting, thanks for sharing.

An Australian friend of mine recommended "Breath" by Tim Winton a few years back and I really enjoyed it.

It's certainly an "Australian" book, but it doesn't ham things up in a hokey way - it is presented in an honest way and reads 'genuine' if that makes any sense.


 No.100004

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>>100000

FUCKING AMERINIGGER TOOK THE GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.100046

>>55641

>I've gone through every chan I could find and downloaded all their pdf's and mobi's, got all their recommended books etc.

For what fucking purpose???

Anyway Capricornia by Xavier Herbert tells you everything you need to know but I doubt you will ever have the patience to read it, you sound like a real shitcunt


 No.100052

>australians

>literate


 No.100247

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>>100052

fuck he's onto us lads quickly pretend you can read




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 No.99756[Reply]

So in late teens and recently found out i have Asd and someone said i should join Autism Australia. I dont do much most days (living the nice NEET life) so it could be fun, and apparently they do meet ups and go out and have BBQ's. Good idea or way to track and keep tabs on Aspies? Should i join, I wanna know what you think!

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 No.100127

>>100126

No, you either have it or you don't. "It's a spectrum" is just more jewish bullshit in order to get more people with a diagnosis to sell more pills, more services, and to fuck the white tax paying man out of more of his money.


 No.100129

>>100127

I mean that some Autist's, could be more extreme than others. In that respect it is a spectrum.

> jewish bullshit in order to get more people with a diagnosis to sell more pills, more services, and to fuck the white tax paying man out of more of his money.

Obviously today they have that going as well, a lot of false diagnosis's.


 No.100150

>>100124

You totally missed what he said. You'd have to deal with insane amounts of bullshit, just a different variety from normie girls. They're not going to fuck you whenever you want just because they can't hold a conversation, no idea where you got this idea from. They'd probably scream the minute you touched their shirt, and wouldn't calm down for 4 hours.


 No.100165

>>100127

yeah more or less.

"aspergers" and "high functioning autism" is just arbitrary pathologization of a subset of normal male personalities and behavior profiles.

If you go to the Maths, IT or Engineering faculty at your local university you'll find large concentrations of the same kind of guys, you could probably diagnose half of them on the spot with assburgers if you went looking for it.

Obviously there's the severe regressive "rocking in a corner" autism but when you start describing functional people as having mental health disorders because they're slightly awkward and obsess over some particular subject of inquiry, you're in kikery territory.

When you drive over a bridge, consider that some autist worked out the optimal placement of steel reinforcement to adequately handle loads while minimizing the cost, umming and ahhing over the bar sizes, spacings and curtailment, optimizing something that no "normal" person could give the slightest shit about.

Ditto for software or pretty much any object or system that comes out of a technical design process. A subset of the population are spergs who obsess over boring shit, it's a wholly differing thing to full on autism - it's not a spectrum because if someone is functional in society by any reasonable definition they aren't suffering from some kind of mental disorder.

Trying to expand the definition of mental illness from actual schizos to people who feel a bit sad and to little boys who like to run around or who talk too much about aeroplanes, and trying to get everyone hooked on mind altering drugs is pure kikery.


 No.100189

>>100068

Yeah I have and all they need to do it lay down I dont care about anything more than that tbh and all i care about is cumming tbh




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 No.99961[Reply]

>Active Kidz is a short series of exercise television programs to encourage children to be more physically active, which was broadcast on the ABC at 4.30 pm weekdays in Australia, it was presented by Scott Ehler and Amy Wilkins. The show was apparently very popular with children and won several awards including Best Music for Children's Television. Scott and Amy provide children with information about staying fit and healthy and present a dance routine which is taught to the audience in each show.

I used to loathe this programme when it aired on the ABC.

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 No.100080

>>99994

i used to watch lil elvis as a kid. it says on wikipedia the girl was supposed to be asian, but i thought she was white the whole time lol

>>100015

silversun was the shit m8. almost as good as round the twist


 No.100134

>>100053

>steve irwin

Oh fuck off back to reddit you cunt.


 No.100141

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>>100134

No this is 8chan, the redditor-friendly imageboard.


 No.100142

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>>100007

bet me too it


 No.100152

>>100030

have you ever

ever felt like this




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 No.15402[Reply]

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 No.89441

>>15701

>are coons even human?

No, racoons aren't, they're a medium-sized mammal native to North America, the largest of the procyonid family, their species is procyon lotor.

I'm not sure how you could could think they might be human.


 No.99959

Good thread


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 No.100146

>>15402

….dam. Just run up and grab a deer and beat it to death. Fucking savage. Really, its savage, hunting that easy no womder they are all retarded.




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 No.99724[Reply]

Can anyone explain what is happening in Toowoomba? There doesn't seem to be any logic behind it

>Let's ban porn, but keep our strip club and brothel open.

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 No.99872

>>99814

Meh. We are talking about toowoomba. Do they even have somalis or lebs there?


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 No.99892

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welcome to Ozrael, the nation of adult curfews, censored games, mosques, political correctness, plantsexual melbourne queers, tanya mansplaining pilbersek, david ifuckbabyanimals singer, and many more progressive diversity things that worked out so great for france, england, america, sweden, germany, france and canada.


 No.100016

>>99874

>Toowoomba opens arms to refugees as regional Queensland city faces economic boom

dat headline.

they're basically saying prosperity is bad and the 'refugees' were sent in to help deal with the prosperity.


 No.100145

He wants to force young men to socialize and have money to get their rocks off.

Sad.




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 No.94058[Reply]

Hello, I am a Burger with questions.

Australian Anons, I was thinking of eventually moving to Australia. I know "Fuck off we're full", but seriously…

You guys have a low population of around 23 million and of that you only have around 100k black people, etc.

Looking at your country from the eyes of an American /pol/ack Australia seems like a near homogeneous heaven which is perpetually peaceful and comfy as heck.

No Happenings, no chimp outs, few Jews, low amount of Marxism, very little SJW's, etc.

America must look like a clusterfuck to you guys.

>Pics and Webm related

>tfw American.

Questions

How're the censorship laws in Australia? I hear they're pretty bad, some games, media, and websites like 8chan are banned.

How are the gun laws? I would like to keep at least half of my guns.. Is that even possible? I have around 40 guns. What are the punishments for smuggling guns?

How are Americans and other Anglo colonists who move there treated? I heard a large amount of African Anglo colonists moved to Australia.

How do you like it there?

Would you recommend moving there? (no "Fuck off we're Full" responses please.)

Also what the fuck are with Australian neets?

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 No.99193

>>99048

>>Alaska is the #1 place for whites in the world

What are the odds that the US will let in whites from down under, to build the wall?

Because if it means I can move to Alaska and finally have a gun to defend myself and my home, I will build the fuck out of that wall for you bro.


 No.99233

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>>99050

>Pajeets have an easier time getting green cards than Anglos

JUST


 No.99923

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>>94058

>Australia seems like a near homogeneous heaven

Don't believe the tourism ads mate.

>No Happenings

happenings are minor and blown out of proportion or unreported

>no chimp outs

chimpouts are unreported

>few Jews

don't be so sure.

>low amount of Marxism,

the whole country is run on a democratic marxist model mate.

>very little SJW's

disproportionate number for the country's population.

>America must look like a clusterfuck to you guys.

more like a 'you beaut fix'er uppa'

>How're the censorship laws in Australia?

redacted

>How are the gun laws?

bb guns are considered deadly weapons

no fireworks allowed

things that make loud noises are considered dangerous and potentially deadly.

>How are Americans and other Anglo colonists who move there treated?

in the cities you're another cis white scumlord

in the country you'll cop flak but no-one will genuinely care

>How do you like it there?

how do you like high taxes?

>Would you recommend moving there?

you need counseling

>Also what the fuck are with Australian neets?

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 No.99934

>>99050

In average it takes 10-15 years to get U.S. citizenship AFAIK. By that time America will be majority non-white and not worth living in anymore.


 No.99957

BIG STRONG AMERICAN




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