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/aus/ - Opiate Addicts Anonymous

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Hello, I am a Burger with questions.

Australian Anons, I was thinking of eventually moving to Australia. I know "Fuck off we're full", but seriously…

You guys have a low population of around 23 million and of that you only have around 100k black people, etc.

Looking at your country from the eyes of an American /pol/ack Australia seems like a near homogeneous heaven which is perpetually peaceful and comfy as heck.

No Happenings, no chimp outs, few Jews, low amount of Marxism, very little SJW's, etc.

America must look like a clusterfuck to you guys.

>Pics and Webm related

>tfw American.


How're the censorship laws in Australia? I hear they're pretty bad, some games, media, and websites like 8chan are banned.

How are the gun laws? I would like to keep at least half of my guns.. Is that even possible? I have around 40 guns. What are the punishments for smuggling guns?

How are Americans and other Anglo colonists who move there treated? I heard a large amount of African Anglo colonists moved to Australia.

How do you like it there?

Would you recommend moving there? (no "Fuck off we're Full" responses please.)

Also what the fuck are with Australian neets?

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AusFAILIA sucks.



yakuza run many of the drugs in australia, or at least they did until the 90s

they need guns to give to their bikie slaves


>How're the censorship laws in Australia? I hear they're pretty bad, some games, media, and websites like 8chan are banned.

Censorship is mostly just videogames but we don't have much safeguarding us from it rolling in.

>How are the gun laws? I would like to keep at least half of my guns.. Is that even possible? I have around 40 guns. What are the punishments for smuggling guns?

Pretty much bolt action and handguns only. You forfeit any right you had in regards to the police needing reason to search you when you get the license, and they will inspect your safes from time to time.

>How are Americans and other Anglo colonists who move there treated? I heard a large amount of African Anglo colonists moved to Australia.

Not very differently from locals.

>How do you like it there?

I'm biased because I've been trapped in Melbourne for ten years but my number one goal is getting the fuck out real fast. Don't take your own country for granted seppo.

>Would you recommend moving there? (no "Fuck off we're Full" responses please.)

1 Fuck off we're full

2 Only if you're retirement age or literally going to Make Australia Great Again

>Also what the fuck are with Australian neets?

I can only speak for Melbourne but it's a profoundly depressing and alienating place for young white men without money.


If you want to come to australia, move to queensland, last bastion of conservatism. Good women, good weather and cheap land.

Can't go wrong. Just don't move to major cities as Brisbane and the Gold Coast have drugs and schoolies and Townsville has floods



It's hard to imagine anything much dumber than a nigger and still call itself human. I thought Australia was full of venomous everything where one wrong move and your blood would congeal in your veins or your lungs wouldn't work anymore. How can anything evolve to be stupid in that environment?

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Can someone explain why we don't have a national ID system in such a vast country with many rural areas inaccessible to government services (regularly) as well as so many different personal situations leaving many people unable to satisfy a NON STANDARDISED 100 point ID system all the time because they don't have THAT specific document that this company has decided or they've decided that one thing is worth 30 points and not 50 points and now you can't meet 100 points.

This is quite difficult for some people.

Also we live in a country with boongs which in some cases stereotypically don't carry much ID disenfranchising them.

Also Aussies stereotypically don't like updating details with 500 billion government departments so why not one central point on a national ID system.

This would save time and individual cost, allow for a more secure recognisable ID document because there is only one to know really well, people wouldn't need to access guberment agencies so often to update/ get new cards or buy things like passports which they WONT EVER use just to use some 100 points of ID.

If not this, then standardise the 100 points thing. Some fluctuate and some don't even accept 18+ cards or learners licences at all just "because" (not me, just I've noticed listed on forms)

South Africa is all over this shit as I'm sure many others are. You have one ID document and number to remember and utilise nation wide. Even has fingerprint recognition now (not suggesting we go that far) and everywhere from the fucking milkmaid to the president Zumba accepts it, nothing else. They are also getting it into gear so you update the details on that and it permeates to other government saving you time and not duplicating their info leading to inaccuracies.

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Not everyone drive's a car.

Not everyone is a student.

Not everyone wants/able to get a credit card.

Not everyone travels overseas (Passport).

Not everyone owns/can own a car.

Tell me again how you need all those?


Also the point was that we could simplify ID in this country and not need to expose enough information to give someone else the ability to commit identity fraud 20 times over.



but what are you doing in australia if you're not a cantonese student???????????????




Someone's gotta hunt all dem cantonese down cus.



calm down copper

mando hans need to be removed, but humanely and efficiently, and Chinagov should take responsibility, but they never will

just sterilize, jesus, it leaves more money to buy food and watch anime

malaysia has a higher birth rate and needs condom donations pronto

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So, lets use this thread to discuss why AusFAILIA is such a shitty failed pathetic country.

>They lost a war to birds LELELELELELE

>They are always depressed because their country is shit

>They have shitty living standards in some remote island full of dangerous animals and vermin

>Their politics slant hard left, and as a result the country is a piss poor shithole

Any other reasons you think that AusFAILIA sucks and that AusFAILIANS are the worst type of people in the world?

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>Their politics slant hard left

…as a result of the hard-right being incompetent Rich Boys.

Competent Rich Boys disappeared during the 70s– I put it down to being a generational thing. The Menzies era was the last with a Quality Upper Class. Post-Menzies, the standard dropped as Exclusive Society lost its Quality British and took in the Fucktard rich children with ties to "Australia" rather than England.

It also didn't help that people had to suffer through Criminal Rich Boys like in Queensland. Post-Joh, and wealth actually started to accumulate in the state, it was in the hands of more lefties than it would have been before.


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Leafman is sad because his pm won't hug white people :((

Don't worry leaf man we're going to make the anglosphere great again and make hugs for white people mandatory again :DDD



>tfw our PM is literally a Jewish banker


nice dubs boys


>implying pommy scum weren't just as bad, or even worse, than cashed up 'my dad is a lawyer' bogans

fuck off and stay out you cock goblin


at least he gives us jobs and growth…



>room to criticize

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So decided to drink the fine goon tonight, ate some pizza and bound to have painful shits tomorrow.

No MAX appt till Feburary either

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Yeah when some cunt says he is autistic I ask if he was diagnosed by a trained professional.

That shuts them up.



Well I guess if he's old enough he could try getting a legit prescription.


He's talking about his collection of Pokemon cards ffs. Lurk moar newfag



>Trained professional

Top kek



What's so funny about doctors?



They know their way around your funny bone but rarely have a sense of humour.

Some are quacks but they all have large bills.

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I found a a way to steal from Coles. It takes a lot of

acting skill and i will show you how to steal from Coles

1. Go to Coles

2. Grab some grey bags for "sorting"

3. Grab a basket

4. Put all the items you need in the basket

5. Go to a really empty isle with no cameras

6. Put all the shit in the basket (Make sure to remove security tags)

7. Pick up a receipt (No one bothers to care if asked)

8. Put all the shit in the grey bags with the receipt on top to make it look like its purchased

9. Walk out

10. Done

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Legal way~ shop @ ALDI

See profits go to Germany.



I endorse this. Aldi is so crazily cheap and they have so many choices, they don't just sell 1 type of pizza, they sell 6. they don't sell just one type of ham they sell 5. And you can buy Power Tools.

Much better than coles, you can buy the everyday price and its still about $2 cheaper than coles' ticket specials.


You can actually just walk out of the self service checkouts without paying if you manage to not rouse any suspicion from the guard girl, with most items anyway, expensive things like DVD players and DVDs have a thing that sets off the scanning towers.



haha brass ones on this fucker, thats how i used to wag school when i was a youngin

walk straight out the main office, through the front doors and down the drive way, striding along like you own the place

no fucks given no questions asked


>Put items in brown paper bags by the mushrooms

>Put them through as potatoes

>$2 for salmon and lube

That's what my ex used to do.

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Wahahahaha! We have the third most expensive building in the world, you other states are just poor losers.

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this. i cannot stand how greenies and other ignorant cunts are so afraid of uranium mining or anything remotely nuclear related. they're fucking retarded. they cant even come up with decent arguments against it, just a bunch of ranting, grumbling and 'muh radiation', muh 'no more nukes!'


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>mfw reading this entire thread and living in adelaide



>Perth/Brisbane as well as rural NSW or north QLD always seemed nice to me?

I was thinking these too, although maybe not Perth. The idea of moving to the most isolated city on the planet doesn't seem terribly appealing. I would definitely be avoiding Sydney, Canberra and Melbourne, for the same reasons you provided - shitty culture and way too expensive.

How's Brisbane? The closest I've been to it is looking in its general direction from the observation deck of Q1 in Surfers Paradise.

It's something I'll have to think about, but for now any decision will be in the far future.



I'd suggest Brisbane. Rural NSW is absolutely a Fucking No. (Search for recent comments about Wagga Wagga, for example.)



Well shit m8 remind people it exists

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Since the NEET general is no place for wagecucks this thread has been created

So how was work today, faggot? Did you suck your boss's dick? Did you get a pay cut? How was smoko?

Yes I want fries and thanks for the tax dollars

seriously though what does everyone do for work around here, how did you find your job, would you ever consider being NEET master race?

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thanks for your tax money wagies, i'm gonna so spend it on weed and beer now lol


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Fuck having a job. I just do enough to get shouted cones.



Where are all these women that will support men?

When I was young, finding a woman who would put up with a dead-weight man was like finding a unicorn. Now I have 5 friends who's girlfriends/wives support them and keep hearing about it here, too.



>Now I have 5 friends

What the fuck are you even doing here? You fucking failed normalfag trash.



>I have 5 friends who's girlfriends/wives support them

lucky bastards

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If you do, add me, my Steam ID is http://steamcommunity.com/id/PullTheTriggerKillTheNigger/

I never really met an Aussie on Steam yet. Would be great if I had a conversation with one of y'all.

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Cigarettes. Beer. Uh.. Fleshlite?



Steam has alot of cucks. Sorry m8, even I can't say nigger on some servers because the admins are faggots.


Steam ID: Rule.303

Add me cuckfag.


>Using steam

Off yourself



I'm Canadian and I am better than all of you.

Kill yourself by the way, OP.

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Games, video games and all of that jazz go here.

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>Vampire:The Masquerade

20th anniversary edition?



You will not get fucked until the 1160 comes out.



I want it so bad but I can't justify that price point juuuust yet


Some Little Big Adventure 2 / Twinsen's Odyssey


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He's the type of gamers that let foreigners win OzHadou14 (2016)

Street Fighter 5 — Results

1. BST|Daigo (Ryu)

2. ZW|Gamerbee (Necalli)

3. DNG|Itabashi Zangief (Zangief)

4. EG|K-Brad (Cammy)

5. DS|Falco (Chun-Li)

5. HuomaoTV|Humanbomb (Chun-Li)

7. Shang Tsung (Nash)

7. PandaTV|Dark Jiewa (Ken)

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I remember when SBS was the government funded porno channel, you'd switch to it late at night and there'd be some French or Italian film with endless shots of women's tits and asses.

Clearly the European cinema of the 80s/90s/00s wasn't nearly degenerate or multicultural enough though. It's not enough to have topless french chicks, you need thai trannies and 45 year old men pretending to be babies to be truly diverse in the current year.


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mfw I just got the slang in "EAT CARPET"


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>Furthermore, I made it clear before that if she got pregnant by him and wanted to keep the baby that would be a beautiful thing and I would support her decision.

>What I never agreed to, however, was explicitly that I would financially support her and the baby.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ is this guy a retard. How can you go through life with your head this far up your ass?


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Yeah, Friday night at 10PM was notorious for being almost a test to see whether or not the SBS programmers could put on a more degenerate documentary than what they had on the previous week.

I used to just watch them to have a wank but some of what they put on ended up being genuinely interesting.


It has been known that people go onto there to see what sort of utterly absurd story they can write without triggering people's Poe's Law detectors. Half the shit on there is most likely just elaborate trolling. At least I hope it is.



>elaborate trolling

I live in one of the most nu-male cities in America. None of this seems far beyond possibility.

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Any of you cunts know what happened to the anon-ib Australia board? both the board and archives have been taken down, did somebody post CP or was it raided or what?

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What is a lebbo? Faggot.



get the fuck off this board you american wannabe faggot



Fight me, FAGGOT.




It's always a leaf.




Not white filth imported here in the 80/90's

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Oi, anyone skipped the census and got any tips on how? Am shut-in student that doesn't want fines or trouble, but I don't like the idea of being identified with census responses till forever.

Rate my idea: 1.pretend like I completed it online

2. When if contacted by ABS

-ask why they didn't receive it/ why they didn't check I they received my info how was I supposed to know

3. Wait it out.

Or is it realistic to think I could just quietly slip under the radar? Being as I'm enrolled to vote and on Centrelink..

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>You wont get fined for what you put on the Census

Literally can


fags need to stop moaning about I don't want to fill it out but I don't wanna get fined. this is the price of freedom but strayuns are too apathetic and self indulged to fight this kind of big brother shit that is polluting politics.

Anyway I wouldn't be filling it out. its gonna get hacked in the next 3 mnths tops. Expect the usual cover ups and the typical arguments that you hand over personal data voluntarily anyway to fb and the bank (except that I don't have an fb account and I choose to give private information away i'm not coerced and threatened to do it by my own gov). don't forget it was only a couple of mnths ago the philippines gov. plus a third of households haven't filled it out anyway as of two days ago so bb's got a lot of nonfags to chase.

We got a visit from the gestapo and said we tried to fill it out 5 times (haven't really and won't be). Old cunt threw a couple of backhanded empty threats about coming back until it was filled out. Not fussed they can try and fine me and 3m our houses.

fuck the abs they are a hasbeen org that has well and truly outlived its value.



The fuck is this cunt trying to say



Cheers mate.

What's this about the Philippines though?




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Australia was a mistake.


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to be fair with you mate the poms hate all of their former colonies


>t. Americuck



And yet we still ended up being less disappointing than Americucks.


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>that cancer-and-aids-infested union jack wannabe



Couldn't agree more.

It's an irrelevant nation of dumb convict-descended sociopaths obsessed with sports, beer & burnouts.

It's no wonder everyone who gets famous here leaves.

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>35 active users

It was at 80-90 at the start of the month, where did everyone go? Where should we advertise the board to get more users?

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Also tons of Poltards keep shitting up this board with irrelevant threads that have nothing to do with Australia. This ends up with people wondering what the ultimate purpose of this board is when they can simply go elsewhere to get the same content.

The most popular threads are the NEET threads which suggests that some people have either killed themselves because Work for the Dole is too hard, or they've simply gone on to greener pastures because they're tired of their circumstances.



> Poltards keep shitting up this board with irrelevant threads that have nothing to do with Australia.

Only a few seem off topic to me, I didn't post them though.

>The most popular threads are the NEET threads which suggests that some people have either killed themselves because Work for the Dole is too hard, or they've simply gone on to greener pastures because they're tired of their circumstances.

Do you actually participate on this board or just whine a lot?


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>where did everyone go?

Out in the sun


A robust Aus internet should have the solution to "tyranny of distance" but there's no Princes Highway of aus internets.


Everyone got a job and are too busy enjoying life




>enjoying life

pick one

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Canadian here.

So are you the cunts that have been posting this wagecuck/NEET/wageslave etc type shit on 4chan's /r9k/? I now know that 4chan's /r9k/, for whatever reason, is mostly used by Australians. But now, it seems as though u rite cunts are actually spamming your fucking /r9k/ stuff across multiple boards and multiple websites.

u better fucken knock this shit off m8s, or else i'll fookin hook u buggers right in ur nads.

Oh, and Canadians defeated you AusFAILIANS in shitposting on /pol/. So I'm rubbing that in a bit too.


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funny, i thought it was a britbong thing

can't remember the last time i saw a canadia flag


If you think anyone here gives 2 fucks about 4chan you're fuckin' deluded even for a faggot cannuck.


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You can never win any argument ever so long as you have the biggest cocksmoker in history as your leader.

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