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So some of you may remember I asked for submissions for adverts a long while ago. Recently I've been wanting to actually put some of those submissions up here on 8ch, I've even gone and bought $100 of 8ch adspace funbux for the purpose of doing so. Unfortunately the ad banner at the top of the page is almost perpetually taken by some faggots advertising fucking penis pumps, which leaves only the bottom ad banner with any available slots.

Unlike the top banner, which has dimension of 728x90, the bottom banner has dimensions of 300x250, which unfortunately makes all of your banners utterly useless. I suspect the penis pump company is paying some 12 year old chink kid $2 a day to monitor the availability of ad spaces, thus meaning that the top banner will never ever be fucking available ever.


I need you guys to make new banners. They need to have dimensions of exactly 300x250. They can be whatever the fuck you want as long as they're 300x250, just submit them to this thread and I'll save the best for use.

So that you've got some inspiration to run off, I've got an album of all the best examples (that I actually wanted to use) here in this album: https://imgur.com/a/9lDEw

Note that the quality ranges from top-tier professional quality to pure shit MS paint. The quality isn't the most important thing (although it does help) - what matters is that it's eye-catching and funny.

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my shitty ms paint made it into the hall of fame :^)

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Welcome to the Anglosphere

How Australian are ya?

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stop shitposting.



I'm 1/128th abo. Where are my abobux REEEEEEEEEE


Yeah nah I'm pretty Australian ay.



I can bash a leb 40 different ways…



I can bash a leb 40 different ways…

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Wanna get some winnie blue rollies but i'm sick of paying fucking $25 for 20g with these new prices

Where can I get some black market shit in melbourne that doesn't make me gag after smoking it for a day?

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Mostly chinky poo deli's sell em, ask for the cheapest or best price ones and don't look like a respectable citizen when you ask them.

Other wise get a vaporizer


Snort a line of coffee grounds instead


Smokers are probably the filthiest plebs around, lowest of the low, people that smoke are lower than non-smoker abos.


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>not snorting woolies cappuccino sachets



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Are you fucking 12?

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Hundreds of angry local residents and ticket buyers poured into the review section of Palace Cinemas after they bowed down to a feminist online petition, originating overseas and signed by an overwhelming majority of non-Australians, to rate the venue down for it's censorship and cancellation of anti-feminist documentary The Red Pill.


After a co-ordinated effort by feminists such as Clementine Ford to get overseas feminists to fake vote the venue 5 stars, the rating has gone from 1.4 to a 3.8.

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Yup. The Fire rises. I just started seeing a new girl and on the 2nd date she started telling me about how disgusted she is by female aggression and lack of responsibility in Australia. She's a doctor, the smart ones have caught on, this sort of desperation will help the rest catch on.



Archive the link



only a neet would claim on obscure board to be dating a doctor that doesn't favour feminism - educated women are total malignant cunts except the one you're dating..

admit it, she's a reiki practioneer, not a doctor, probably fat too and runs her "practice" from home.



>Clementine Ford



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So that little cunt Mark Di Stefano made a half-assed shitty goyfeed article on the altright in Australia, primarily focusing on #dingotwitter since he's too much of a fucking moron and decided to quickly churn out this piece of shit.

Read here: http://archive.is/TKcrs

If you don't wanna talk about it then general fucking politics thread

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It was all because people called him a fag on twitter. Months of time and money wasted listening to shit posting.


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>“Dingo Twitter argues that the Aboriginal peoples of Australia belong to a seperate species and must be segregated into the Northern Territories [sic] in order to restrict their atavistic dark energies.”

holy shit


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it hasn't even begun yet



>that 1st pic

man, i missed that. how'd that get on?

i should watch it again and just focus on the tweets



>He was actually paid to write this

There's 30 minutes of work in this article, max, no way it would actually take someone months to make this unless they're a fucking idiot.

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How do you guys feel about the shit that went down on Monday? Did you know anyone involved? Conspiracy theories? Or just post memes about it…

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Deeper conspiracy underneath: Harold holt hired the gyppos


heard there was footage of the incident

doubt it'll see the light of day, like that steve irwin vid



>I had a bit of a laugh when I heard that the two blokes who died were poofters

I heard they're not half the men they used to be


Holy shit you guys, I was at Dreamworld 20 years before this happened! Crazy right! Just think, if I had have been there 20 years later I'd have died! Whoa!


>riding on a big mechanical cheese grater


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how the fuck am I supposed to get my fucking teeth fixed? I'm poor as shit, barely scraping above the poverty line, and even public dental is just a subsidy, I still gotta pay and keep track of my place even if it takes a decade.

here's some places where we could find money to pay for a decent public dental scheme:

>stop giving free dental to reffos.

>cut federal special interest grants to this shit http://www.aare.edu.au/blog/?p=1661

>sell the 680 million dollar ASIO hq that we don't use because all the plans were stolen by china in a "cyber attack" (they got a chinese contractor to build it, but cyber sounds cooler)

>not putting another dollar in high speed rail: it doesn't hold up over long distances, like unstable climates, or compete with domestic flights.

>why does every capital have a desalination plant? none of them are any good, some of them don't even work

>redevelopment plans, let's pay several billion dollars to build an aluminium shitpile that gets costs several trillion to replace in a few decades.

>office furniture could take a hit too, you get what you pay for, but how good can a fucking table be that you have to pay more than an ex-showroom compact toyota?

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Dental should be completely free, just like surgery or seeing the doctor.

Kill yourself.



lel, Joe Hockey is that you?



Why should someone else pay for your health? Fuck that, pay for it yourself or suffer the consequences of your poor choices.

A fucking checkup, occassional filling, fluoride treatment etc runs a couple hundred dollars and if you can't afford that, you're pond scum that isn't even worth spending money on to begin with and that's the catch - people who would be worth spending public money on are in a position to pay for it themselves and those who aren't are not worth spending a penny on.


Stop being poor, or at least stop bitching about not having rich things while you're poor.



He didn't deny it, can't belive we've been shitpsting with a treasurer all along.



Maybe I wouldn't complain about it if faggots in gov. keep offshoring jobs and importing people to scab them here.

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Senator David Leyonhjelm, a member of Parliament in New South Wales, has been in the news recently - after making public comment that he would rather watch a police officer bleed out and die on the side of the road, than see OMCG members be stopped and searched.

He is a disgrace to his office

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im for body cams you idiot.

but there has to be regulations as to when and where it can be used. Officer getting changed/going to the toilet it shouldnt be recording, while on duty 100% they should be used.

Clearly you dont know their internal policies. Idiot cops might come after you if you complained about another officer. But the police organisation and the brass themselves will come down like a shit ton of bricks on the officer and anyone who fucks with you to the point they are sacked.

those are two stupid police officers in an isolated case. Its not the entire police force

The police cover it up (with internal measures) because they like any organisation dont want bad publicity, is the officer still getting punished bet your ass he is. Does it effect future promotions, depends on the incident.

Again those officers who hacked the facebook were idiots and dont represent the entire police force

It would be like working with you, you have a bad day because your kid didnt sleep during the night or something and a workmate thinks you are cunt for the rest of your career even though you might be the nicest hardest working guy there.



I'm fairly certain that you can in fact get punished under the law for disrespecting a police officer, as long as you're sufficiently foul-mouthed (or doing it over the internet as the previous poster stated). And while I'd rather have them deported than thrown into prison, I have no problem losing a bit of money if the police will actually do their jobs and keep people safe.

And you don't seem to have understood my point - all those apex gang-members and future IS soldiers break the law with incredible regularity, and even if the police can't actually arrest them for the serious crimes they can get them on the minor ones. When I say docking welfare, I mean actually investigating the massive amounts of welfare fraud that they actually commit.

Honestly, the police will get respect when they actually earn it. I've had friends of mine get threatened with being beheaded for being out in a "muslim area" at night and the cops are nowhere to be found, but police resources are apparently fucking limitless when the same dude crashed his car (somebody else had parked illegally, he had to swerve to avoid, only damaged his own vehicle). When the police actively pursue minor infringements that garner them fines and just completely ignore actually threatening or dangerous behavior because the local mosque will kick up a stink over it, people stop respecting them because they rightfully assume that the police don't have their back.

Besides, it's clear who isn't actually respecting the police. Imported jihadis are fucking posting on facebook about how much fun they're going to have killing cops, and the boys in blue are so scared of looking racist that they can't even protect their own people from fifteen year old kids who warn the entire world that they're about to go commit crimes - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-03/nsw-police-headquarters-gunman-was-radicalised-youth/6825028



You can be punished, but by the time it gets to court the person gets a slap on the wrist for spitting at or purposely bleeding on cops or the charges get dropped. Which is a slap in the face to cops. Because the courts/community say that level of abuse is ok. Cops, nurses, ambos dont put their uniform on expecting to be assaulted and end up with stitches

its the brass (commissioners, assistant commissioners, minister of police etc) who are scared about looking racist. The GD's (boots on the ground) would probably love to assist but the higher ups and politicians say no. So for the average beat cop its out of his/her hands, unless they want to cop serious shit for just doing their job.

Infringements are still breaking the law which is what GDs do. But give them slight respect and they literally bend over backwards to avoid the paperwork and use their discretion and wont fine you.

The threats and involving mosques is more a dective/senior leadership thing. So everybody can sit down and talk about their feelings and ensure they dont offend anyone and other PC BS thats gone way to far in this country,

that kind of investigation is more ATO, Centerlink than Police. They dont have powers to investigate those kinds of crimes. Only when it relates to specific people/individuals. What you are talking about it more structural reform and regulation (which i agree needs to happen)

If you have threats made against you file a complaint and get an AVO against the cunts.

are the majority of aussies ok yeah they are. Some migrants couldnt give a fuck about the law and post they want to cut cops heads off, (like they did in melb a couple of years ago). But the problem is cops spend 95% of their day dealing with fuckheads like that in communities that dont want them there.

Stuff like BLM and abusive left wing uni students who know the law becuase they studied criminal justice, or their father isPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



Yeh, nah mate that's all bullshit.

Anyone who reads the articles will see they forced one officer to leave because she stood up for the dinosaur lads. She was ignored and the police tried to prosecute the lads. Only her credibility and the magistrates judgement outweighed the entire police department's lying coverup. how often do they get away with it? Now NSW taxpayer is up for hundreds of thousands of dollars in a malicious prosecution case because police are so up themselves they will crash tackle you into a wall for making a joke in their vicinity.

The illegal Facebook hacking case was supported by one of NSWs top cops, the magistrate in that case said it demonstrates a culture of criminality in the force.

But keep on trying mate your bs is entertaining. As the senator said police need to unearn their reputation as bastards, but let's face it that won't happen. They will need to be investigated many times, have the PIC and other external oversight expanded, have their weapons taken away and all be wearing body cams.



sounds to me like police are fucking useless and a better alternative is giving the citizens rights to defend their own property and themselves

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A cunt was arrested with a gun and a bomb outside a mall and the media is ignoring it. Supposedly its not terrorism but the cops say that about every terrorist act until they prove otherwise.

Come on you Adelaide fags, what's the deal? Muzzies? /k/ommandos?




just a normal day in boganville, nothing to worry about

Seriously, extremely low likelihood of it being a muzzie if it was in Elizabeth. Probably related to bikies, or some crackhead out to rob his dealer.


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Was at Coles when it happened. Fucking security guards didn't even let me finish shopping.


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Based Palestinians.

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Next year I'll be moving out into rural part of our God given country. The problem is I've never been outside of cities and have no interaction with rural Australia.

Any rural cunts here that got any tips for living out there?

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Why are you moving? And where, roughly?

I am country born and bred mate and a lot depends on where you are.

Be used to everything shutting early. Watch out for boongs. Seriously. There is fuck all to do if you don't like drinking. And there are no girls.


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Lived my entire childhood in the country, one time my school only had 42 kids total, so I'd say if you do move out try to make connections with the local residents, who are pretty much completely white.

Pic related was where I lived for a good chunk of my childhood.



When I was a kid a swarm of ants would come flying by for a few days each year.

Something to keep in mind, especially if you have children or pets with you.



Haven't decided yet but definitely going rural. Teaching out in remote areas nets you a lot of bonuses and I really want to get a head start, also gtfo out of the cesspool that is Sydney.

>no girls

Not like that matters ;_;



there are girls

they're all 50 years old, though

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permabanned from fagchan and now im here… do you poofs watch qanda or what?

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Nobody bothers watching qanda anymore. Just listen to the dingoes podcast




more like podshit


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take the goon bag and go, boong



I watched Saint Pauline and that's it. If I want to see lefty circlejerking I would go to reddit australia

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OLD >>102037

IRC: irc.rizon.net #aus


>tfw weekends are shit because everyone is home

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I agree, it is better to emulate old programs in the "natural" environment than trying to port shit to modern OS and digging through ancient code. The game I was talking about was 16 bit, lol no wonder it didn't run on m win7 x86-64



But we 2016 now


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90s internet was so funny.


Just had a grilled chicken clubhouse burger from maccas, 8/10 would eat again. $12.85 for the large meal.



Normies still couldn't figure it out back then


Bout the price of a goon

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There is a blm protest end of trundle mall right now. Took video but can't webm till later tonight, it was pretty disappointing thou desu

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Remember that it is the state that keeps re-electing this fat useless cunt.




Adelaide has a disproportionately large contingent of Socialist Alternative shitheads and they'll be at the center of it along with a few higher IQ aboriginal troublemakers.

They have a big presence at Adelaide and Flinders universities, Adelaide (the city) would have the highest "density" of them outside of Melbourne.



>Adelaide (the city) would have the highest "density" of them outside of Melbourne.

I go to Adelaide Uni and there really aren't that many. The majority of people (in STEM at least, like me) mock them and don't take them or their politics even remotely seriously. The most you ever see from them is a half dozen losers manning their stall outside the hub and a few faggots going around constantly sticking up posters for the 293rd bi-weekly marxist conference about dumb boring dialectics and marxist bullshit that doesn't even work in theory, nevermind in practice (much to the chagrin of everyone else because they constantly cover up all the other more interesting posters and never take them down)

If this little group really is the biggest contingent of them outside of lelbourne, then the commie threat suddenly doesn't look so threatening. They look quite small and pathetic, and completely confined to lelbourne.



You should have taken the Qoran. Good paper to make rollies out of.



There are a fair few at Flinders (I go there), probably only about that many at any given time, it's not like there's hundreds of them or anything but its a small city to begin with.

You can bet they're at the middle of shit like abbos blocking streets. If you have 20 people with no lives who will always show up to whatever protest is on and you can get each to rope someone else in, you have a little insta-crowd that can form the nucleus of a protest, and require quite a few cops to move on if they decide to be a pain about it.

They trashed Cory Bernadi's office a few months ago too


>If this little group really is the biggest contingent of them outside of lelbourne, then the commie threat suddenly doesn't look so threatening. They look quite small and pathetic, and completely confined to lelbourne.

Enough to be annoying, not much chance of anything else.

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>it's almost time to go sleep

>regret that you didn't do a single productive thing

>tell yourself that next day you will start with only productive stuff

>go sleep

>awake, next day. you remember the previous and "ok ok this day gonna be good"

>but let's have a breakfast and a bit lurking while eating

>ok will be productive next hour just after I complete this

>ok ok next hour for sure

>now go to step 1 and repeat

I'm in that state for years, every day. I dont know what to do, cannot break this state. help

Also, I have a paper with written todo and motivation things, and notepads on PC. But I simply start to ignoring this stuff, like they are invisible.

What drugs to take, what things to do? I am desperated, I can even drink infant blood if will help

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>But are we more dead than normalfags and wagecucks who just live at work to pay their house loans and cars?

It could be argued that they are, if not more. Is slaving away for worthless material possessions a good use of your time?



>You need to think at games and there is competition (even with AI).

same, also i am shit at video games in general. i always get my ass kicked when i play against other human online and even the AI can beat me a lot of the time. that applies with shooters, fighters, RPGs, pretty much any game. games aren't fun if you just constantly lose all the time. sometimes i will pull out a game i haven't played in 5 or 10 years, play it for 5 minutes then ragequit when i can't win and remember why i stopped playing it.



>Is slaving away for worthless material possessions a good use of your time?

It depends. Newest phone? No.

House to raise your kids in? Yes.


Give up technology entirely and just go do shit.



>not that much. sometimes I go to sun, like one day a week or month.

well do it anytime there is sun in the safe hours

also if you want something to pass time easily read some books

i suggest starting with lovecraft, poe and the conan stories

if you don't like these then there's something wrong with you

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What is the best burger in this country and why is it the double whopper with cheese?

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have you tried oporto? their burgers aren't bad



Sounds like you were born with bad luck


>probs gonna start getting burgers from actual burger places more often now. it's not like HJs/Maccas is even that cheap anymore for anything that has a chance of filling you up

do eet. HJ burgers are over $6.50 now– when the equivalent Chippy shop costs ~$4.50 …and their $6.50 'double bloody everything burger' has nothing like it at any fast-food franchise anywhere.



My luck improves a lot when I'm not at Hungry Jacks



Go to an old style fish and chip shop (if you can find one) and order a works burger AKA a burger with the lot.

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