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WHITE NATIONALIST RECRUITING CENTRE - Come at me ASIO! :^) IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

File: 131828e74647b3b⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 620x348, 155:87, nz bulk.jpg)

 No.136307[Reply]

outstanding and unique producers of both REAL and FAKE Travel and Identity Documents World wide such as

Passport, Visa, Resident Permit, Id Card, Driver's License, Birth Certificate and other documents such as

Social Security Cards, Diploma, IELTS and Many More…

For more info EMAIL: [email protected]

 No.136311

Why the fuck would I want a kiwi drivers licence you massive homosexual advertisement motherfucker ?


 No.136318

>>136307

Do you have a big dick?




File: 7f115abb0b87172⋯.jpg (44.03 KB, 650x366, 325:183, thanks normies.jpg)

 No.136127[Reply]

how is the depression?

Anything planned for the weekend?

old

>>135291

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 No.136309

>>136303

You like to get slammed in the ass too?


 No.136310

File: 568f3b21bd3fcaa⋯.jpg (24.28 KB, 332x443, 332:443, images (2).jpg)

>>136304

Get back to work and pay my neetbux fucking wagie scum


 No.136313

Fucking hell, 150 posts in 1 day !

And they say us NEETs are lazy …


 No.136315

>>136313

And not a single poo post


 No.136317

Fucking windy in perth




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 No.134839[Reply]

Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-robots-are-coming-but-theyre-bring-a-lot-of-moral-issues-with-them/news-story/f30678541b6e53683f3e93cee13c1ceb

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 No.135666

>>135024

why'd he keep the box? is he going to get a refund afterwards?


 No.135938

this is such a normal thread


 No.136145

I want a robotic doll that looks like a little girl.

And why the fuck ???

But the sad thing is that i can be found guilty of "child" pornography if i own such a thing….world is fucked.


 No.136314

File: 1af735a705930b1⋯.webm (7.67 MB, 640x480, 4:3, laura big butts.webm)

>>136145

i want a robot that looks like Laura B!


 No.136316

>>136314

the fuck did i just watch!??!




File: 58a61cf83c7e06e⋯.jpg (24 KB, 200x274, 100:137, Race War.jpg)

 No.136092[Reply]

The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.

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 No.136116

That's what they get for not becoming a state when they had the chance.


 No.136117

>>136092

Obviously the sensible thing for TrueWhiteys to do is just leave the place. It's just fucking New Zealand. Murray Ball is dead, too.

!!! … How about— NZ becomes the dumping ground for flakeraces?


 No.136306

fuck off aussies


 No.136312

>>136306

You people are slightly better than boongs.

That's the best you'll get outa me.




File: a8cda18a018d456⋯.png (580.59 KB, 555x965, 111:193, pr.png)

 No.135450[Reply]

“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.

https://archive.fo/33eiq

which one of you did it?

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 No.136169

File: f249cd86c5a5342⋯.png (901.29 KB, 674x896, 337:448, cbdnews.png)

File: f4858330540a43b⋯.png (833.9 KB, 637x902, 637:902, cbdnews2.png)

>>136162

I was gonna effort post but why bother? What kind of white person goes around calling other whites a "nihilistic faggot"? Like I said, it's importent rage because nothing you do is making an actual difference.


 No.136186

>>136169

>What kind of white person goes around calling other whites a "nihilistic faggot"?

A good white man who's going to call you out on your bullshit of "do nothing and wait to die".


 No.136191

>>136186

You're not a good white man when you fail to understand that sometimes there is no play, no move and a sickness must run its course. This "do something, anything" is childish thinking.


 No.136192

>>136191

Forgot to add that attacking people who disagree with you is even worse than childish, its counter-productive.


 No.136205

>>136192

Fuck off cunt, he's right.

You're a weak coward and your logic is defensive faggotry.




File: 23bcc627201f318⋯.jpg (63.22 KB, 682x400, 341:200, meth.jpg)

 No.136168[Reply]

Apparently Australia has a huge crystal meth epidemic.

Why is that? Also is it the same shit that's over in the states or is it different in any way?

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 No.136180

>>136168

Lost so many mates to this.


 No.136185

>>136180

You never had any mates you lying cunt.


 No.136195

>>136185

You never had any cunt you lying mate.


 No.136196

>>136174

Can confirm, my cock used to be 50" long but after my meth addiction almost halved in length and girth


 No.136197

File: 7b91f7512498efc⋯.jpg (208.67 KB, 743x1000, 743:1000, 1474938436019.jpg)

>>136195

Well bantered.




File: c350f175113846e⋯.jpg (34.22 KB, 700x467, 700:467, HMAS_diana.jpg)

 No.136136[Reply]

> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

 No.136140

When is australia going to drop it's ties with all these terrible western hemisphere countries..?

We're south-eastern semi-sphere ffs, our neighbors are southern and eastern hemispheres


 No.136144

File: cdcb053448c7622⋯.png (99.07 KB, 825x387, 275:129, wwtier.png)

> tfw no sanctions




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 No.119925[Reply]

WHEN DOES IT END EDITION

>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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 No.121004

How's it wagies. Unifag here.

Here's my day.

>early morning start because of lab work I need to do would take half a day and I had an afternoon class

>finally leaving uni around 1730

>see a braless girl and try to get some nice view

>classmate comes and talks to me instead

>at central see an asian girl in a short skirt doing a photoshoot

Seemed like my day was going to end lame but all in all that was pretty good. i just need to find a copy of that photoshoot


 No.121005

>>121004

I almost regret not missing my train. Would have been good to watch it more.

I thought it might have been an exhibitionism photoshoot but I saw that she was wearing undershorts/spats. Unless she would take them off later…


 No.124096

postan'


 No.136010

Having a full time job is overrated


 No.136120

>>121005

>>121004

How crazy that a hot girl can just make your day

I know those feels

Its neat that this thread gets bumped, with i took another sick day today.




File: ae03ed9c5053a33⋯.png (49.77 KB, 581x307, 581:307, 1453529912018.png)

 No.125124[Reply]

>mfw I saw an actual jew today

I didn't think they were real. Hold me, /aus/.

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 No.126500

never go to bondi if you can't handle the hebrews

chockers full of gog-snoggers


 No.129046

>>126500

I thought Jews were considered illegal immigrants in Australia?


 No.129067

>yfw the ABC supports the loony bigoted antisemitic tinfoil conspiracy theory that jews had a "considerable influence" on the rise of liberalism and modernity

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/ark/the-kabbalah-and-the-enlightenment/3537718#transcript


 No.129266

>>125172

That sounds respectable tbh. I would do the same thing with Constantinople.


 No.136114

I had one stare at me on the train for about 10 min while i was reading the israel lobby and U.S. foreign policy, felt a little nervous afterwards you know because it was actually a bit menacing but thinking of making some kind of paper swastika to flash from behind the book cover for next time or ask if he smells lavender




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 No.135258[Reply]

Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

 No.135263

>>135258

I recognise you Loading Bay anon.

You can't contest a fine where you are clearly in the wrong. What is your complaint? that the guy promised you he would go easy on you but then changed his mind? They will just laugh at that.


 No.135266

>>135263

It's my first fine from myki, I guess they wouldn't give a shit if I'm new to Melbourne?


 No.135267

>>135266

Sob stories only work for abos.


 No.136079

>In Adelaide

>have bus card

>hop on bus

>swipe on machine

>doesn't ring

>swipe repeatedly

>line of people behind me

>spaghetti everywhere

>just pretend it worked and sit down

>bus driver glares at me

>>135266

Tell them you are Jewish and this is discrimination.




File: 1e88f5015ade101⋯.jpg (195.8 KB, 998x481, 998:481, Australia-Canada.jpg)

 No.134747[Reply]

Would you say Australia is less cucked than Canada? Looking to get away from this shithole. We're already 3% Muslim and rising fast.

Before anyone asks, yes I'm 100% white. (Mostly British.)

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 No.135510

>>134747

You're welcome here, but avoid big cities. we drive on the left and use the metric system. The slang is complex, but the white people are usually good natured. Strangers can be a bit standoffish if the interaction does not involve drinking alcohol. Internet is often poor quality and expensive. If you can't cope with 35C summer heat you are going to struggle.

good luck mate.


 No.135669

File: 20c6acf921c40a1⋯.png (1.78 MB, 2029x1713, 2029:1713, chinese army.png)

>>135149

Greens are fucked, and they are fucked everywhere.

>>135224

While Turnbull has obviously had his neghole pozzed I still dont' see things going hi way

Who knows ion the long term? I guess it'll come down to culture.

>>135250

Well Aus aint' goign to grow much unless you have a cure for deserts.

This scare mongering about this brown countries taking over the world is kinda pointless since most these countries can barely run themselves without falling into a bloody heap. Forever cursed with incompetence, almost like its genetic or something.


 No.135724

>>135509

The Baltic countries are literally over 99% white. But in the long term no EU country is safe. America and Canada are fucked. The Asian countries won't let you in. There really is nowhere else to go.


 No.135885

>>134747

You're welcome to come if you want but as everyone else has already pointed out, you'll want to avoid the big cities. The problem with that however is that Australia is it's big cities. Melbourne and Sydney account for about 40% of the population on their own. Add in the other capitals and we've accounted for about 65% of the country. They're all leftist shit holes but Sydney and Melbourne are rather exceptional shit holes with a lot of influence. If you decide you want out of the big cities you'll be greeted with very low population communities. Not much of an issue itself but a lot of rural towns have a larger percentage of aboriginals in them, particularly in Western Australia, South Australia and The Northern Territory. They're mostly white, how else would they keep things running, but they can be pretty undesirable simply because of the way that aboriginals act.

If you do immigrate, I'd recommend you look at rural Tasmania, rural Queensland or even some rural areas in Vic and NSW, just stay as far away from Sydney and Melbourne as possible.


 No.136046

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




File: d1f9f57280766e4⋯.png (23.99 KB, 1600x1600, 1:1, discord logo.png)

 No.125123[Reply]

Got a pretty healthy /aus/ community up and running (50+ people), mostly people from the autism boards (r9k, v, etc.) so normies will probably get reeee'd out.

thought I should drop the link here so nobody misses out:

https://discord.gg/C7CuCQD

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 No.126784

>>126205

Not to mention these cunts ping you every five fucking minutes, couldn't last a day in there.


 No.135700

File: 4689d8dbf134116⋯.jpg (7.92 KB, 224x223, 224:223, 11218750_489660717874011_1….jpg)

link died here's a fresh one

https://discord.gg/68mSq7N


 No.135701

>>135700

stop shilling your shitty server filled with faggots and non-whites


 No.135706

Oh fuck off rocko you absolutely spastic, useless tranny orbiting cunt.


 No.135821

>>126096

>>126101

You're both fucking weak

Normies out




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 No.134354[Reply]

Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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 No.135624

Sorry for double posting.


 No.135665

>>134919

i have to defend my pride, arsehole

also melbourne has shit beaches and curries stink worse than chinks, chinks are just more sociopathic


 No.135705

>>135402

"Only"?

Had no idea it was that bad down there as well.


 No.135800

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is the future of Melbourne.


 No.135803

>>135800

Fark, I knew it was bad but not this bad.




File: b86307cb6cfa8b6⋯.jpg (36.72 KB, 511x762, 511:762, practiced my judo.jpg)

 No.129774[Reply]

a general thread for shitposting because i didnt see any threads without a particular topic

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 No.135015

File: fa24be4ef9c6674⋯.png (20.91 KB, 599x520, 599:520, wow.png)

> Help! There's a big scary peacetime looming

> What do we do?!


 No.135017

> more people should get their eyesight shrapnelled!

> then they'll understand!

- https://www.businessinsider.com.au/divide-between-military-civilians-bigger-in-america-2017-7?r=US&IR=T


 No.135019

> People don't even know there is a war somewhere else that they have nothing to do with!

No shit hey


 No.135027

The new ninja warrior is such a bore. Too much talking and not enough competing. I'd rather record it then fast forward to the attempts because it's mostly adds and background details.


 No.135786

>>130333

Only the blonde in the back is the attractive one…

The rest aren't attractive.




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 No.131743[Reply]

fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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 No.131776

>>131766

>Do they also give advice on what goes with what, then build and test it for you

Pretty much. I just asked for a rig that wasn't more than certain dollars, told them how much space I wanted and what type of cooling and they came back with options. From initial email to pickup was about 2 weeks including all the back and forth getting in just right (they were restocking with new shit), was tested and re-tested when I got there to prove it was all ok and then they deleted the OS as I wanted it blank. I got my previous rig from pccasegear and that was pretty good, I use them for all peripherals now.


 No.131777

>>131757

I've head good things about MSY but I have such a big problem dealing with chinks

Same reason I can't bring myself to go to Umart

It's so fucking hard to deal with them and if anything goes wrong I don't want to deal with that


 No.131783

>>131767

>Also pcpartpicker has a compatibility function

Fukn noice! Thanks for that. Will defo have a play with it.


 No.131784

>>131776

>I just asked for a rig that wasn't more than certain dollars

Shit that is good. Especially for only $50. I think PCCG used to charge $100 for a build.


 No.135674

>>131743

get a (better) job




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