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 No.117984[Reply]

Let's hear those sordid tales. Be specific with the places and locations.

>started off with dinner at Twin Peeks

>friend picks up one of the waitresses

>gangbang in hotel room

>buck is forced to eat her cream pie

>he does so as he is too high on molly to give a shit

>it is an unspoken secret at the wedding

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 No.118014

>>117984

>having friends

What kind of normalfag are you?


 No.118050

>>117984

>started off with dinner at Twin Peeks

do you mean the strip restaurant in Sydney? I've been there


 No.118061

Ate a killer python out of one stripper's cunt, fucked the other in a back room under the pretense of a 'costume change'

yes I bagged it

no, I didn't get the herp

>be specific with places and locations

Yeah nah cunt


 No.118074

>>118050

The strip club/restaurant yeah? Good food in there


 No.118085

>>118074

>strip club

>good food

this feels like an oxymoron




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 No.117092[Reply]

>go outside

>there's brown faces everywhere

Really makes me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiL3kyPwCDM

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 No.118023

>>117879

They did a preference deal with the libs. The libs made a toll road when they promised not to and want to sell western power to the chinese.

Fuck the libs. Fuck one nation for siding with pure evil.


 No.118024

>>117985

Immigration is woeful here. My area is full of shitskins. They cause a majority of the crime - but also aren't as good as the local bogans at doing it.


 No.118045

>>117985

>>117985

>immigration isn't as meaningful in this state

Immigration is a problem everywhere. Labor would love to bring in more muslims and move them to WA


 No.118068

>>118024

I fucking know it, that's why I stress it's the least worst choice. It's not like Labor are the obvious favorites here or that I like what they're about.

>>118045

I know, but it's a choice between the fiscally notorious and an unknown quantity that at least is saying it's not all peaches and are even protesting our visa situation which means it's really bad. Again, the libs had their chance and instead lavished all our money away on crap.


 No.118079

>>118045

> Labor would love to bring in more muslims and move them to WA

State governments don't control immigration. I voted for ON in the federal, but for the state I am voting for Labor. Only the federal government controls immigration and the state has fuck all say in the amount of (legal) immigrants that come here (200,000) p/yr.

In the state elections voting for One nation in WA is just giving my vote to Barnett and the liberals to completely fuck the state, sell off more public assets, and screw the state even more than it already is. Fuck selling off Western Power. Barnett is a kike and I am not voting for him. I know from SA that selling off the power grid will not bode well.




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 No.117994[Reply]

Dutch (motorcycle lover) 22/m going to do IT intership in aus.

ask questions or give tips/advice?

 No.117995

>>117994

learn how to update adobe


 No.118013

Do you not burn your cock when you love your motorcycle ?


 No.118015

>>117994

Fuck off we're full.


 No.118033

File: ee1f52cc1680e7a⋯.jpg (125.38 KB, 720x577, 720:577, dropbears.jpg)

>>117994

don't go swimming, crocs will eat you

don't go in caves or under buildings, spiders will eat you

don't stand under trees, dropbears will eat you

avoid long grass, snakes will eat you

don't stand near a centrelink for too long, abbos will kill you for sport


 No.118056

When you're out on the road and see guys wearing leather jackets with silly patches all over them, make sure to flip them off. Nothing bad will happen.




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 No.117510[Reply]

Prepare to have your head explode.

http://archive.is/NauPV

http://archive.is/NauPV

http://archive.is/NauPV

How to solve high house prices for first home buyers: make houses cheaper for baby boomers.

Intergenerational war when?

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 No.117973

>>117963

Yeah but then you've gotta live in the country. Nobody wants to live in the country. You haven't solved anything.


 No.117976

>>117963

>you can buy a decently sized property for less than 100k in some country towns

and do what? live on the dole?


 No.118035

>>117973

depends which part of the country really, some country towns are quite pleasant whereas others are full of ice addicts and other human waste

>>117976

>professional hunting/culling

>be a tradie

>drive trucks

>be a farm hand

>work at a local shop

>work for the council and do nothing all day for 25 dollars an hour

>lrn2cook and start a comfy fish and chip shop

>cultivate weed and sell it

there's heaps of things you can do in a country town without resorting to dole bludging


 No.118053

>>118035

Where is work that plentiful where housing is cheap? Specific towns.


 No.118055

>>117963

You're missing the point m8.

This discussion is about government policy, not housing affordability.

Boomers already have a huge amount of this country's wealth locked up in their hands.

Making it cheaper for them to buy houses is going to do a few things.

1. It doesn't increase housing supply, it increases demand, which will cause prices to increase. Basic economics: if you want prices to come down, you either increase supply or decrease demand. This policy does neither.

2. It's intended to make it easier for boomers to 'downsize', thereby opening up larger properties for sale. But with demand generally increasing and their mania for capital gains, their old properties are going to stay high in price.

3. By moving to a smaller home, the boomers will be directly competing with people looking for smaller, cheaper homes… like first home buyers… who DON'T get a $15,000 break on price.

It's a bullshit policy. Boomers selling larger homes should make more than enough back through capital gains to pay for stamp duty. Instead, they're going to sell their big homes for a filthy profit, get a $15,000 break, and squeeze first home buyers out of the market. From an economic point of view, the policy is pure fucking insanity. Not only will it not work, it's actually going to have the opposite effect to what's intended.

Yes, there are people out there who bought a house on a quarter acre in Marrickville for $28,000 in 1985 who are now being offered 2.85 million. It's fucking ridiculous.

Now we have to wonder why the Murdoch press is so enthusiastically supportive of the policy… especially when other states are looking to copy it.




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 No.118042[Reply]

Our kike PM just gave a press conference. Mohammed was trying to develop missiles detection capabilities for Isis.

 No.118046

Here's a link/archive since op is a slack cunt: http://archive.is/zdnGa

It's humorous how every site makes sure to highlight that he's an "australian born citizen". I think it will have the opposite of their intended effect eventually, people will realise it's not just a religion/cultural issue, but also a race one.


 No.118049

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>>118046

I can't link to my tv cunt.

Have some poon for your effort




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 No.117997[Reply]

Anyone from UWA here? You've got a guy choking one out in the UCC lab…

 No.118004

>tfw there was no greater pleasure than connecting to UCC's media server and spamming this great MP3 of Nicholas Cage being attacked by bees in Wicker Man at ear piercing volume.

Those faggots deserved it, fucking permavirgin 30 and 40 year olds pretending to be students. All of UWA's clubs are degenerate anyway, nothing like what western media or anime suggests.




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 No.117303[Reply]

oi m9ies welcum to the club

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 No.117759

>>117755

Yeah it is.

Cosgroves a fucking legend.


 No.117810

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who else is feeling /patriotic/ today?


 No.117842

>>117755

No shit it's real, but Cosgrove has to deny it so that he doesn't get kicked out of his position


 No.117932

File: 301aa863d9e4669⋯.mp4 (606.76 KB, 360x360, 1:1, how to kidnap a kangaroo.mp4)

>>117842

>no shit a picture on the internet is real

m8


 No.117966

+1 post count




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 No.117422[Reply]

Old: >>116554

When will this hot, humid weather end? Sick of it already. I miss the comfy, cool winters.

Discord: https://discord.gg/UNYyPZ6

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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 No.118084

>>118082

Seems like an appropriate game for wfd, i guarantee more than a few neets have played hangman in real life because of that bullshit


 No.118086

>>118073

>You mean how to differentiate between fact and fiction?

I mean like mcdojo martial arts clubs, weird church groups or commie 'collectives' where a bunch of fags live in a squat with used condoms and needles everywhere. People that an unwary NEET might turn to for guidance, social contact or self-improvement, but are only out to exploit you, in other words.

A page on the 'crab bucket' meme might be better. Can simply provide a like to groups like: http //www bullshido org/Bullshido for stuff related to martial arts. Other links for other types of con men and cultists. I seemed to run into them all the time in QLD, not so much down south, aside from shady gyms that try to rip you off. Must be the climate.


 No.118087

>>118086

>self-improvement

>'crab bucket'

>gyms

>accidental cocksucking

Hmmmmm…


 No.118088

>>118087

>gyms

where you go to train martial arts. they sometimes try to lock you into direct debit contracts and the like, when pay-as-you-go is probably more convenient for NEETs. some are run by fantasists or con men.

>accidental cocksucking

you've already called a fag itt, anon, now you're greentexting shit like this.

something you want to get off your chest? 'cause I'm starting to get sick of your bullshit. are you the same delusional wanker that made NZneet leave last thread?


 No.118089

>>118083

Lol nice




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 No.117093[Reply]

1. How do i start an officially recognised religion that enables members to get away with things they otherwise wouldn't be allowed to, such as promoting genocide in University courses and being allowed to marry a child bride?

2. How do I change my gender officially without actually trying to look like a female?

Any other ways to turn the progressive politics on itself?

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 No.117105

>>117094

That poster would be more appealing without the Nazi anti-Jew shit.

Most whites want non-whites gone but also don't want to be Nazis.


 No.117121

>>117105

so fucking what? what relevance does that have to the conversation you autistic screeching faggot


 No.117198

Ask the Odinists of Aus, a lot of them are racial nationalists and that's sort of what Odinism here is a cover for.

>>117105

If we get rid of the nonwhites but keep the jews, the degeneracy, and everything else, we haven't achieved very much. Society will still be shit, and the darkies will be back in short order, because people have short memories.

It's gotta be the whole package


 No.117666

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>>117105

If you don't find the poster appealing. Then this one is not for you.


 No.117681

>>117121

>>117198

>>117666

I think what he means is normies would be more receptive to WN + anti-jew ideas without the Nazi imagery along with it. Not sure if I agree, but it is an interesting point raised.




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 No.117239[Reply]

How the fugg do I get weed in melbourne?

I used to use CL and wickr but they cracked down on that. What do I do now?

help pls anons

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 No.117626

>>117616

Don't trust that other guy with the wickr m8, he just wants to rape you, I know his type.


 No.117627

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>>117622

Lick my poo stained balls faggot

>>117626

I'm for real mate, but I don't know you so I'll have to get to know you first. I'm an autist (meme variety, not real DSP variety) though so I don't like to socialise.

Giving me some buds will make me trust you


 No.117642

Well you're cancer so when medical weed is OKed you can get it


 No.117649

File: f71f385245faf05⋯.jpg (27.37 KB, 425x409, 425:409, 1456555841377.jpg)

>>117642

Wow what a funny cunt did your mum laugh at your shit joke cunt?


 No.117650

File: e1420eb9fdaad7f⋯.jpg (8.07 KB, 255x204, 5:4, 1480387154977.jpg)

>tfw picked up a 50 off my reliable dealer in melbourne

>tfw no weed cunts btfo




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 No.116118[Reply]

Aussies are depicted with blue eyes and blonde hair although that is a lot more accurate for Europeans.

The vast majority of strayans I know (including myself) have Green eyes and Black hair.

So I paid attention to popular australians and most have Green Eyes Black Hair (except Mel Gibson, But Heath Ledger does)

Would this be an accurate strayan ethnicity?

Green eyes are rarer than Blue eyes

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 No.117275

Hair was Blonde as a kid

Went black as i got older

Got blue eyes


 No.117386

>>117150

argentinians confirmed for white

:^)


 No.117388

>>117150

Spoken like one who got cucked by a superior greek male.


 No.118030

>>116167

More testosterone.


 No.118031

>>116433

>Muslim ghettos threaten feminism

Feminism or muslims?

Tough choice.




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 No.116542[Reply]

Anyon else have troubles connecting to 8chan or 2+2chan?

Every time I try I keep getting an error:

ERR_CONNECTION_RESET

I can't connect on my phone too.

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 No.117155

>>117151

pirate bay is blocked through all the major telcos but usually you get an actual warning screen advising its been blocked by the govt, might just be some stupid shit chrome does though.


 No.117207

>>116542

>>117151

>gov enacts data retention law 2 years ago

>not being behind a vpn


 No.117241

And all the mindless fags whine about not being able to access piratebay, then post on facebook, LOL


 No.117253

>>117151

You're a bit slow m8, TPB was blocked ages ago.

Although the fact you're not using a private tracker is kind of embarrassing.


 No.117268

>>117253

>goon-tier private trackers

I don't wanna spend my days sucking cock, thank you very much.




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 No.116385[Reply]

>>>/rel/ here,

does /aus/ believe in God?

if you dont thats okay if you do thats cool too

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 No.117154

>>117131

Gravity is consequence of the curvature of spacetime caused by the uneven distribution of mass/energy. Easily demonstrated using the theory of relativity.

We can even calculate and then measure to confirm the force of gravity.

m1g= Gm1m2/re2

did you even into basic high school science?

Show me one calculation that holds weight for god.

Show me one piece of evidence for whatever deity you are professing that isnt its holy book or an anecdotal reference.

There is a drastically higher statistical chance of aliens existing than any kind of god.

Religion is nothing more than a crutch for the weak and ignorant. It is a tool used to placate subjugate and subvert the mass to a desired behaviour. Nordic Pagans had more merit in their beliefs than any kike bred religion


 No.117204

>>117154

>Show me one calculation that holds weight for god.

Existence


 No.118025

>>116674

>if I didn't know better I'd say Barnett is one of them

I swear half the city is closely linked to them.

If freemasonry is nerv. This is geo-front.

All my friends parents are non-practising, yet esoteric. All my friends are esoteric yet non christian.


 No.118027

>>116705

You won't be let in, but you can ask a mason to help you out.


 No.118028

>>116777

>Talking about religious shit, has anyone gone to a Bahá'í temple?

My sister went to one of those.

She's pretty tapped in the head.




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 No.116332[Reply]

>greedy merchant

>wears hat as part of his identity

>always up to sneaky tricks

>unpleasant and arrogant

did some cheeky bugger at the ABC try to slip a redpill decades ago?

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 No.116598

>>116532

Wow, the new Bananas look Aryan as fuck.


 No.116614

>>116525

t. Zizek

also

>The Rat in the Hat represents the *capitalists*

>the *fascist* known as The Rat in the Hat

dropped


 No.117162

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>>116523

>no azusa


 No.117168

>>116523

I like to think the virgins that they are getting on the other side are fat neckbearded furrieposters from /b/.


 No.117203

>>117168

In Heaven? Furries yiff in Hell…

I reckon it'll be Crazy Cat Ladies. I've met a couple of 40-something virgin females– who're still virgins for a reason of having absolutely shit personalities on top of being spastically androphobic.




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 No.115839[Reply]

>South Australian senator Cory Bernardi is set to announce he is leaving the Coalition to form his own political party called Australian Conservatives.

>The ABC understands Senator Bernardi has not invited any of his colleagues to join him at this stage, and has not spoken to the Prime Minister or any senior ministers about his impending move.

>Senator Bernardi set up the Australian Conservatives website last year to build a grassroots conservative movement, to reconnect with voters and restore traditional Menzies-era values.

Where Bernardi stands

>The outspoken conservative senator has controversial views on issues like gay marriage, Islam and immigration. See where he stands here.

>But the ABC understands he made up his mind to split from the party in December when the Government left the door open to setting up an emissions trading scheme.

>At the time, Senator Bernardi, who had just returned from a three-month stint at the United Nations, said it was "one of the dumbest things I've heard in politics", and questioned why the party was re-opening a bitter and divisive policy debate that had been settled years earlier.

>In his latest newsletter, Senator Bernardi foreshadowed a "testing year" for the Government.

>"Unfortunately there are too few in our body politic willing to take the path less travelled — a trustworthy track that has fallen out of use," he said.

>"For the sake of our nation, we must get back on track."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-06/cory-bernardi-to-split-with-liberal-party/8243414

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 No.116962

>>116285

This is complete horse shit written by someone who doesn't understand the most basic facts about tax.

Suppliers/builders do not pay 30% tax on their gross income, it's 30% (presuming it's a corporation) AFTER wages, costs, interest, depreciation and everything else are taken out. How the fuck can someone not know that yet be trying to 'inform' others?

There's no point going into more detail when something so basic is so fucking wrong.

Randomly adding 10% because reasons is funny too though.


 No.116985

>>116962

>Suppliers/builders do not pay 30% tax on their gross income, it's 30% (presuming it's a corporation) AFTER wages, costs, interest, depreciation and everything else are taken out. How the fuck can someone not know that yet be trying to 'inform' others?

?


 No.117089

>>116985

what do you not understand?

For example, if a business buys goods from suppliers for $200,000, pays $50,000 in interest on a loan and spends $100,000 on staff, and sells goods to customers for $500,000 with no other expenses they'd pay tax on $150,000, not $500,000

500,000 - (200,000 + 50,000 + 100,000) = 150,000

so at 30% tax rate (assuming it's incorporated or whatever) that's $45,000 in tax not $150,000.


 No.117091

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 No.117118

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>>117091

self-bump for justice




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