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File: 0d84309c77c08bc⋯.png (5.89 KB, 225x225, 1:1, challenge.png)

 No.194667[Reply]

New viral facebook fun challenge! Like and share! Let anyone know about

https://vimeo.com/301377111



File: 5fe10629aafc3ec⋯.jpg (77.32 KB, 921x800, 921:800, 196143.jpg)

 No.193430[Reply]

OLD >>192338

NOT DEAD YET

75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars

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 No.194661

>>194659

hit the maybe gf up


 No.194662

File: 7c1b30bb4854809⋯.png (412.84 KB, 599x624, 599:624, b1ea6ee4a9195a2da8d8228596….png)

>>194647

Still less pozzed than the British Army, most recent ad campaign targeted trannies, mulims and fags.


 No.194663

File: 455726731f14e53⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 365.83 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, willow.jpg)

>tfw i dreamt i had a gf last night

>>194660

yeah, i can only keep an upbeat mode for so long until i crash ;(

>>194661

they have bf's now


 No.194664

File: 273b04d4148eb08⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1531726418022.jpg)

>>194663

one day your time will come anon


 No.194666

File: 4520b381dc0180c⋯.png (133.36 KB, 620x369, 620:369, Untitled.png)

>have dream

>i'm sitting on a stone wall outside a private school

>a bunch of girls come up and surround me

>one girl sits on the wall next to me

>she puts her arm around me and says "friend"

>i put my arm around her and touch the side of her boob




File: c138af002ee7d27⋯.mp4 (5.23 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Deadly - Series Opening.mp4)

 No.194665[Reply]

Post obscure Australian tv shows. I'll start with this show, anyone else remember it?



File: 8cebd325caa0e31⋯.jpg (603.8 KB, 627x453, 209:151, MyHealthRecord-700x460.jpg)

File: a307ca4bc69e4da⋯.jpg (162.14 KB, 613x690, 613:690, myhealthrecord.jpg)

 No.194641[Reply]

november 15 is the deadline to opt-out, assuming ways to opt-out aren't conveniently down sooner than then.

is this the new norm? or will it fall apart?

what will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

millions implicated in data breach? discrimination sob stories? stalker doctors and nosy nurses snooping and selling private records?

 No.194649

I've opted out, the only way to keep your data safe is for it not to exist in the first place.


 No.194656

File: 3e1d32d043e3b25⋯.jpg (115.2 KB, 565x622, 565:622, myhealthrecord 2019.jpg)

HARHARHARHARHAR I FUCKING KNEW IT

>November 15 was the deadline to opt-put of My Health Record, but a last minute Senate vote has succeeded in extending the deadline until January 31, 2019.




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 No.194642[Reply]

 No.194643

File: a99bb2ecf2b74ae⋯.webm (1.29 MB, 368x640, 23:40, copblocked.webm)

File: 2a712fb014033ab⋯.webm (3.68 MB, 544x960, 17:30, trollie_wallie.webm)


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 No.194645

>Melbourne stabbing attack was ‘terrorism incident’, police say, as Islamic State claims it

>POLICE have surrounded a [Werribee] house linked to Hassan Khalif Shire Ali, the man behind yesterday’s Melbourne terror attack.

>November 10, 201810:07am

Victoria Police have identified the Bourke Street knifeman as Hassan Khalif Shire Ali.

The 30-year-old Somali-born attacker, from Melbourne’s northwestern suburbs, died in hospital last night after being shot in the chest by police.

Police Commissioner Graham Ashton said Shire Ali was known to counter-terrorism authorities, both “at the national level” and to the state police.

“We’re certainly confident it was a terrorist attack and that’s the way we’ve been treating it overnight,” he told The Today Show this morning. “He’s pulled up in a car with gas cylinders. It looks like he’s attempted to ignite a fire in the car… we believe with a view to ignite these canisters with some kind of explosion, but that didn’t eventuate.

“Then he’s gotten out of the car, we allege with an attempt to cause serious harm to the public.”

He said Shire Ali has a prior criminal history in relation to driving offences, theft and previous cannabis use.

Shire Ali is the brother of accused terrorist Ali Khalif Shire Ali, 21, who allegedly plotted a large-scale attack at Federation Square on New Year’s Eve, according to The Herald Sun.




File: dd3dc41fb1875a1⋯.jpg (180.35 KB, 2254x1861, 2254:1861, Australia.jpg)

 No.149695[Reply]

this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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 No.194511

>>194410

lol, but what if it's probably at least half correct?


 No.194553

>>194511

Funnily enough, I actually think the pieces are great, but the content itself is a bit too unhinged for me to get on board with, beyond an artistic appreciation.

David Dees is the name of the artist behind all those fake 'Sheeple' magazine covers, if anyone wants to give his work a better look.


 No.194601

>>177404

different Pole here, how can you have nationalism if you don't have a real culture? Australia is just a young colonial nation, you don't have many things to base identity on.

That's a serious question.


 No.194625

File: 7534208ca79ee5b⋯.jpg (124.18 KB, 900x543, 300:181, barbie.jpg)

>>194601

Our culture is AFL, beer, barbies and meat pies. And I wouldn't change it for the world.


 No.194640

>>194625

so sport, food, food, food. Sounds about right for a vacuous braindead country.




File: 01b41a051651a5a⋯.jpg (48.38 KB, 577x960, 577:960, jjjjjjj.jpg)

 No.194541[Reply]

Why is every Australian who isn't a fob and between the ages of 18-25 a reddit-tier faggot who hates everyone around them? I evesdrop on people's conversations when I go to get food in public and their conversations sound like a passive-aggressive war between each other, even the men (if they can even be called that) act like manipulative shit-talking women behind each others' backs.

Where do you go to find people worth socialising with outside of the internet?

 No.194546


 No.194551

>>194541

You don't. Sorry, mate. This is just how it is.


 No.194636

>>194541

I know exactly what you mean mate. What city are you in?




File: 0808632fcfab828⋯.jpeg (41.07 KB, 478x478, 1:1, images.jpeg)

 No.194577[Reply]

YOU ARE FUCKED.

NEETS ARE DONE THANKS TO THE LIBERAL PARTY. TODAYS EPISODE OF PARLIAMENT QUESTION TIME HAS THE LIBTARDS GETTING SUPPORT FOR THIS SYSTEM. NEETS AUSWIDE WILL LOSE EVERYTHING. NO BOOZE, NO DRUGS, NO ONLINE PURCHASES AND NO CASH.

THE SHIT IS BEING ENFORCED. BE PREPARED TO LOSE YOUR FREE MONEY.

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 No.194580

>>194577

Think of all those poor, unemployed and disgruntled men.

What could possibly go wrong?


 No.194581

File: 48081e5f9116756⋯.jpg (8.7 KB, 240x160, 3:2, relaxed-confident-smiling-….jpg)

just do the shopping and fill up the car for your mum for cash


 No.194589

File: f955fbd4f94828f⋯.png (10.7 KB, 420x387, 140:129, pepesmugslug.png)

>>194577

>let my dad use the welfare card for groceries and fuel

>he gives me cash in hand

>circumvent the whole issue

heh, eat my shit LNP scum.


 No.194591

File: e2df2a4a95abf67⋯.png (41.62 KB, 420x420, 1:1, ea14dd24903748594fce6b10f1….png)

>>194589

yeah but neets are fucked if they don't live with their parents or their parents don't like their neetdom


 No.194624

File: ec8590492f511f0⋯.jpg (20.12 KB, 620x349, 620:349, smug billy.jpg)

>>194578

>mfw Based Billy gets in and secures the existence of my NEETbux




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 No.194461[Reply]

Do nude sharing threads still happen on here or is Waleed reading this right now getting ready to pounce?

 No.194466

>>194461

this place flies under the radar

if you have em, share em.


 No.194477

I've got Holly Oates. What's the best way to post?


 No.194547

I've been out of the game for a while, what happened to aussie sluts? Used to have some good shit


 No.194549


 No.194615

New invite?




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 No.114668[Reply]

new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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 No.194501

File: 26c36eaf0d784b0⋯.mp4 (599.43 KB, 320x180, 16:9, Senator Fraser Anning - Wh….mp4)

File: a9f10626da6ea8c⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB, 640x360, 16:9, LiveLeak-dot-com-Momentamo….mp4)

running down emus, yay or nay?


 No.194506

File: 177c00158571bed⋯.jpg (215.06 KB, 1200x677, 1200:677, DnWh1zFUAAAy7-M.jpg)

File: f95037e44c4091a⋯.jpg (33.82 KB, 453x491, 453:491, Dn_Kiz_VAAE41Mf.jpg)

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File: c3e907b18df2d54⋯.mp4 (3.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Save Australian Dugong and….mp4)

seems abbos have a unique license to hunt dugongs and sea turtles


 No.194508

>>194501

Fraser Anning is a fucking legend. He should be PM. Nobody ever really wanted to get rid of the WAP, and he knows it.


 No.194510

>>194299

Remember, if the subhumans take over Australia, they will use videos like this to justify genociding us like we genocided the Abos. We need to act now to kick out the subhumans before it's too late.


 No.194568

File: 4229f3e9a0d5532⋯.mp4 (8.8 MB, 320x240, 4:3, DAAS - Sailor's Arms.mp4)

>tfw they're cucks now

why god




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 No.194536[Reply]

Forgive me if this is the wrong place to post this/if 8chan doesn't tolerate this kind of request at all BUT…

I live in Sydney. I have the equipment and everything else I need to grow weed. I can't grow at home because I live with strict parents and I can't grow at anyone else's because they live with strict parents as well. Anybody in the Sydney area keen to make some dough?

Or if not, could I be directed to a good drug forum where I can find such a person?

 No.194537

>>194536

Use a mutt proxy and a different email than usual.

HongMeiling@cocaine.ninja


 No.194538

I mean… I'm a bit of a dumbass and new to all this. So I tried sending you an email but it didn't work!


 No.194552

>>194538

Stop being a dumbass if this is what you want to get into. Wish I could help out, but unfortunately I'm not based in Sydney.

I reckon you'd be better off finding a secluded spot in the yonder and doing an outdoor grow.


 No.194557

File: 4e57d53ca0a855e⋯.jpg (11.37 KB, 187x187, 1:1, patrick confused.jpg)

wazup cunts

know any places where i can get nangs cheap? cheapest bulk price is $159 for 300 on ebay. gumtree nang places are 30%-50% higher priced than ebay.

nangs are godly with crack or molly and if you can't wander into yonder with nangs alone, i feel sorry for you.




File: 992fc7505fc3d6d⋯.png (6.68 KB, 400x252, 100:63, images (1).png)

 No.194351[Reply]

>cashless welfare cards

>you only get 20℅ of your welfare in cash

>the other 80℅ is quarantined to the card and can only be spent on whitelisted stores

>cannot be used to buy booze and ciggies

>cannot be used for most online purchases only those on the whitelist

>the natfags are pushing this onto every citizen under 35

>this will effect all neets including ones who aren't junkieshits, abos and goonheads

if labor loses the next election, the great aussie neet dream will be over.

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 No.194507

>>194352

go away jew


 No.194512

>>194507

ur the jew m8


 No.194544

File: 5f89c3ee611c2cf⋯.jpg (21.07 KB, 650x366, 325:183, Di Nutella.jpg)

>>194351

>market restricted slave card

Greens are proposing UBI: No more centrelink visits, no more job applications, no telling you what you can and can't do with your money, just real free money.


 No.194548

File: 74a290ae4774642⋯.jpg (155.23 KB, 1024x987, 1024:987, pullit.jpg)

>>194544

>accelerate the collapse of society

wtf i love the greens now


 No.194550




File: 54a6696f5fa3e84⋯.jpg (213.13 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DFzRBJOVYAEbClF.jpg)

 No.142348[Reply]

Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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 No.194302

File: c722471caf0020a⋯.png (467.05 KB, 953x478, 953:478, SubvertingThe Youth.png)

>>194150

ThinkingEmoj.gif


 No.194350

File: 887d6b303a06e02⋯.png (1.6 MB, 966x4009, 966:4009, FeeGouging.png)

Hex is now shilling for some dodgy-looking share investment site… How low can you go?


 No.194394

>>157316

media watch was ardently against GG, there was some other random things that irked me when i watched it but i forgot since it was so long ago.


 No.194395

>>193772

it was never for gamers, it was a shit show for children from the very start.


 No.194540

File: c8d780aa26114b1⋯.jpg (59.34 KB, 718x718, 1:1, 42154271_337927586769680_7….jpg)

Hex just admitted to having an eating disorder:

Aparrently today is world mental health day - so I just thought I'd share this photo of me when I was 49 kilos.

I think a severe sense of self-loathing for my body has taken up a major part of my headspace since I turned 15. It was at 15 that I first started to gain weight (in all the natural places a girl does at 15). I remember freaking out about the changes my body was going through and embarking on my first diet. I lost weight quickly and easily and got a thrill out of the sense of control it gave me. Of course - as my body fought back against sudden deprivation, I gained it back just as quickly. What I didn't know was that I had set in motion a devastating cycle of extremes that would follow me well into my 30s.

"Just eat a balanced diet and exercise regularly" I hear you saying. Sure. But you underestimate the power of low self-esteem and its ability to drive you to extreme measures.

In this picture I was in my late 20s, exercising every day and eating around 1000 calories. I counted everything I ate and refused to go to a restaurant unless they had their menu online so that I could decide what I would allow myself to eat before hand. People just thought I was an enthusiastic 'foodie'. It was crazy.

And yet… I'd be lying if I looked at this picture and told you I didn't want to look like that. Part of me still does. As horribly unrealistic my lifestyle was. And even though my head looks a bit too big for my body in this picture?

Anyway. Body-acceptance is a journey and I'm trying REALLY hard every day to find equilibrium. I'm so exhausted. Maybe one day I'll get there. I've found a lot of great books along the way that have been a huge help and I have lots of support.

If you're going through something similar and need support yourself - consider seeing an eating disorder professional. I can also thoroughly recommend 'Brain over Binge' by Kathryn Hansen, and her follow-up recovery guide. Thanks for reading! It's okay not to be OK.

PS. Was Peter 12 when we started dating? Lol according to this picture, aparrently yes!?




File: c5495b19be7fb72⋯.jpg (679.92 KB, 1181x1501, 1181:1501, 1457842255276-2.jpg)

 No.193592[Reply]

>Friday night in Melbourne

>Hang out at the arcade in the Crown for an hour or two

>Go home

What's a loner to do in this place?

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 No.194258

>>194188

What bar has the most sluts?


 No.194505

File: b4f8ac95f11f81c⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0635.JPG)

Become a trainspotter

Go to the end of every train line

Get a bike and go night cycling

Infiltrate car meetups


 No.194509

Urbex is what i did with my mates. A start would be nylex silos or the canal/tunnels in hawthorn


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 No.194514

File: 567daaf68802666⋯.png (87.29 KB, 508x408, 127:102, antisocial punishment.png)

File: 05ea49e834a3934⋯.png (86.77 KB, 552x387, 184:129, punishment2.png)

File: 424898284033a7a⋯.png (116.65 KB, 596x532, 149:133, punishment3.png)

speaking of melbourne, and probably doesn't deserve its own thread, came across this

https://archive.fo/IQp15




File: e47474d5679f6a1⋯.jpg (148.02 KB, 762x550, 381:275, that australian boomer.jpg)

 No.194163[Reply]

Hello /aus/sies. You have to post in this thread if pic related is your mum

 No.194164

Nope

Mine rides horses, drinks Jack Daniels and likes cooking shows


 No.194167

File: 66a372f2942477e⋯.webm (2.68 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Boomer USA.webm)

that's my dad minus the booze

>>194164

>Mine rides horses

that's pretty fucking rad

too bad she probably spends all her money on horses and leaves nothing for you lol


 No.194504

File: 6527789ffb00b54⋯.jpg (332.61 KB, 1199x800, 1199:800, Redgate_Beach-2.jpg)

i have your mum's taste in fiction… can you rec me some aussie authors??

i cant deny the patriotic fluttering in my heart at the landscapes painted by tim winton




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