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 No.44030[Reply]

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Old >>43520

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 No.44499

>>44467

the big supermarkets meat departments used to be way worse from some people I know who are butchers. they say they're not that bad now. they're better then some local butchers that people would think would have way better meat. but also depends on certain things or something, i think they said the sausages are total shit at big supermarkets.

still even some of them local butchers aren't even as good and can be sketchy as fuck they say as well.


 No.44500

>>44495

Yeah. I had the option of going into uni proper or doing a pathways thing for my first year which would then count as my first year of uni. I did that one because you get extra support. Like I mean holy shit I had no idea how much extra support we got until I went to uni proper. The pathways people handhold you through everything, at uni the lecturers leave it completely to you to find information about anything and everything.


 No.44502

>>44497

>Yeah I'll just waste it on something stupid like gook whores, plz die faggot.

you're fucking stupid

for less than 10k you can buy an amazing caravan. bam, instant fucking house you can live forever rent free in.

FUCK

is anyone else failing these fucking stupid captchas consistently? cant even fucking read them most of the time


 No.44503

>>44502

OK.. I'll spend half my deposit on a caravan… I want land.


 No.44504

>>44503

you're dreaming if you think you can buy a land package on the fuckin dole and keep up repayments




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 No.40718[Reply]

Anyone here a a student?

I'm doing a course in networking and had no problems so far.

Well besides the propaganda that's around the walls.

There's one that was about micro agressions that nearly made me burst into laughter.

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 No.44165

>>44013

AmeriKKKa is so evil and racist rite?? xD


 No.44169

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>>40726

>a woman in cliche science attire asks another woman in cliche fashion attire if she can help her with a physics problem

>the fashion chick says "How should I know? I'm not a scientist".

What's the micro-aggression? I don't get it.


 No.44204

>>44013

Two of my lecturers at Melb Uni were Americans, and they wrote most of the lectures and tutorial/laboratory notes for the course, so American spelling was pretty common. Even the Australian tutors adopted it.

>>44169

I think the implication is that the fashion chick is assumed to be stupid because she wears fashionable attire, but I can't be sure.

Still silly, though.


 No.44205

>>44013

In my post-grad classes I had a teacher who absolutely loathed American spellings. He would deliberately mark people down if they used Americanisms in their submissions which meant I was continually checking my spelling and use of "s" and "z" while writing essays.

He wasn't even old or anything either so they're still out there.


 No.44501

>>44169

I think its that she shouldn't have assumed that the woman in the fashion attire could do simple physics problems, such as telling the time of day, and therefor she is in the wrong

Otherwise its some sort of twisted political correctness question that i cant even fathom like what >>44204 says




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 No.42731[Reply]

How does it feel to have a shit-tier national animal, Americlaps?

Fuck this 100 character limit is bullshit man, koalas or some shit.

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 No.43912

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 No.44076

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>>42731

Australian Faggot Bird

>national emblem


 No.44104

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.44145

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>>44104

man was not meant to fly


 No.44498

File: 1458818343947.jpg (1.04 MB, 4500x694, 2250:347, bird wall.jpg)

why hasnt anyone posted this one?




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 No.42981[Reply]

This is a request for whoever heard about the today cash giveaway. I want someone to wake up at 8:10 and go to channel 9 to call this number: 1902 555 999 so you can say "I wake up with shillary cliton" with a clit refrence

 No.42986

Go back to America, amis.


 No.43901

>answer call from Today show with ridiculous statement from anonymous idiot online and win nothing

>answer call from Today show with correct statement required to win ten thousand dollars

>pick one


 No.44454

>>43901

OP is obviosuly under 18 so he wouldn't be eligible for the prize anyways




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 No.37262[Reply]

I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS

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 No.44444

>>44438

(USER WAS POSTED FOR THIS BAN)

 No.44445

>>44444

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


 No.44450

>>44445

hahahhahahahahah

we will be following yu budy


 No.44451

>>44444

Watch your back weeb

We know who you are now


 No.44452

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>>44444

we have you figured out now, and if you don't want to play by proper getiquette, we can play dirty as well




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 No.42510[Reply]

>walking in cbd today

>there's people trying to get me to sign up to various charities, i usually don't mind because the government steals 50% of my income without even asking me so there's no point in getting riled up at voluntary shit

>european girl manages to get me to come talk to her despite me saying i'm not interested

>blonde, blue eyes, braided hair

>hottest fucking voice imaginable, but i can't figure out which northern european country she's from

>we chat for a bit before I ask her, she says "i'm from germany" in the cutest way possible

>tfw was going to say 'heil hitler' to her but chickened out (i'm a legit natsoc so it wouldn't even be trolling)

>tfw will never see her again, don't even know if she's a nazi

>tfw could have missed the only opportunity i had to date a qt3.14 nazi girl

Why are Australian women so shit compared to European women? Honestly, no girl will ever compare to this girl. every european girl i've ever met is 10000% more beautiful and 1000% nicer than any aussie girl. why?

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 No.43704

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 No.43796

>>43698

>Read like flamebait to me.

Eh, looking back on it you were arguing with a few other people at the time, so I can understand that


 No.43815

Australia is up for grabs. Currently it's more a white man's land than anything else but if the white man doesn't be careful he will soon lose control of it. White man has become too comfortable and complacent in Australia. He needs to have respect for his culture and stand up for himself, and ensure he is not bred out by foreigners. Although it is enshrined in Australian culture to be friendly to foreigners there is no moral obligation to put their interests before yours or your people's, and while you shouldn't be violent towards them there is no reason to roll out the welcome mat to people who would not do it for you.

Turk fag I know that whatever is said here will have little effect on your future in Australia but I will not hesitate to strengthen my people's position here. If that comes at your people's expense, so be it.


 No.44064

>>43698

>And I would genuinely like to see you try to defend the idea that no non-Europeans contributed to the building of modern Australia.

Not necessarily zero, but you yourself posted

>Wikipedia notes the population of Europeans around 1891 to be around 94%, and that starting from 1880's onwards

What gives?


 No.44202

>>44064

>What gives?

Check the context. The guy I was replying to distinguished between "Australia" and "modern Australia", which I assume means Australia from 1970's onwards. That's a "modern" enough starting point, I think.

>effect on your future in Australia but I will not hesitate to strengthen my people's position here. If that comes at your people's expense, so be it.

Well, call me a liberal, I see all Australians as "my people". Yes, even the petrol-huffing retards down the street, and you glorious cunts on imageboards.




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 No.43892[Reply]

We're all in this together guys.

Celebrate our nation's rich cultural history by reaching out and connecting in your own community.

Let's end discrimination, close the education & healthcare gap for the first Australians and promote unity as a society leading into the 21st century!

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 No.44098

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 No.44101

>>44098

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10/10


 No.44144

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 No.44155

for all the talk of abbo dirigibles, I've never actually seen a blackfella flying a zeppelin.


 No.44180

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 No.38914[Reply]

i just found out about this , is it true?

90% of the meat coles sells is halal , so we are paying a tax to these people , wtf??

ww3 when please ??

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 No.43927

>>43888

Give that kid another 2-3 years, and he'll be staring left.


 No.44057

>>43927

He's probably all grown up now considering that he's playing an original DS.


 No.44065

>>44057

that's a DS lite, not an original ds


 No.44094

Eat pork

Drink piss

Fuck slags

What's Halal mate?


 No.44160

just push the idea that halal certified anything funds terrorism.

because its true.

boycott all halal food and this problem will go away

then you need to get rid of the muslims, cut off there centerlink for example. Many are frauding CL anyway

instead of sending them to prison after conviction for crimes send them to saudia arabia and cancel their passports.

you'll take your country back or you'll be beheaded.




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 No.44087[Reply]

http://www.baka.com.au/comment/university-of-sydneys-evangelical-union-shouldnt-have-to-give-up-its-faith-in-fight-against-discrimation-20160321-gnnxvp.html

>university of sydney threatens to kick out avangelical chrstian union for being discriminated against

>muslim union is segregated by gender and advocates terrorism and they are not being targeted

 No.44088

I got a 404 clicking your link cunt, you explain


 No.44146

This kind of shit makes me so pissed off.


 No.44148

>Christians get kicked out of university

>nothing happends

>Muslims get kicked out of University

>News feed on facebook spammed with news about it

>Phone explodes

>Everyone thinks its a bomb

>Police kick down your door

>Get Aressted

>Sentenced to life in Jail

>Everyone goes back to watching X-factor


 No.44153

>>44087

Every academic facility in Australia is riddled with marxist faggots, if you're on 8chan it shouldn't be hard to explain




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 No.44137[Reply]

Hi guys, I like this Aussie discussion board. Maybe an Straya Sport board would be good ay cunt.

I found this website giving betting tips. I used it and got some money back so its good. But it only gives the betting tips for Bitcoin. You gotta use another betting site for the betting (like William Hill or something). So this site is legit.The site is www.tipnwin.xyz so give it a try out to see for yourselves.

Oh, and picture is a sexy girl. You get sexy girls if you're rich…

 No.44143

>>44137

Fag. gonna check the site out but




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 No.43910[Reply]

Any of you cunts in the ADF/have family members/friends/cunts in the ADF?

I'm enlisting and hoping to get the position of CTL. For anyone who actually reads this thread and actually has experience in the navy/this position, is it competitive? Can i expect to learn more than just pacific/SE asian languages?

Pic unrelated

 No.43917

>>43910

My friend from High school joined, joined standard army. Said the worst part was the two month boot camp, he said it's longest two months of your life but everything after that is downhill.

He got put into a job doing clerical work which he got recognized training for in canberra putting through lieutenants from the academy into training courses. He lived on site had his meals cooked for him and said it was an ok existence except for the fact it was Canberra and there was nothing to do.

My sisters friend was in the navy as a cook for the gap year but she didn't last long, the navy is much more lax and prone to trouble than the rest of the branches but they do travel a lot and seeing as the future of the Australian navy will be in Asia speaking relevant languages is a bonus.

You need to be fit and a good swimmer but brush up on your basic maths as I worked with a guy who wanted to join but he failed because he didn't pass the maths part since he was out of highschool for 5 years.

Make sure you check your online presence like facekike and anything else as they will check that too


 No.44067

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>>43910

you dont need to speak chinkese

only need to know what button to press on the battleship




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 No.43693[Reply]

something I noticed also;

Australians were the trash of britain

and so they got transported to the other side of the world

and then suddenly they build a first world civilization

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 No.43823

>>43697

so what are you currently doing with your life?


 No.43826

>>43697

so what are you currently doing with your life? '


 No.43831

>>43823

Masturbating to Japanese cartoons.


 No.43898

>>43831

>Japanese cartoons

I wasn't aware the Japanese made cartoons. I know their various neighbours make interesting animated adventures (Malaysian fingerpaintings, Vietnamese claymations, Mongolian shadowtheatre) but I've never heard of cartoons from Japan. What an absurd notion.


 No.43928

>>43693

Nah, the convicts just shot abos for fun, then the British Government realized "Holy shit! There's a whole uninhabited continent down there!" and started sending smart people down there to actually build shit.

And then others followed, and, well, the rest is history.




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 No.37317[Reply]

You faggots actually eat this??

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 No.37835

>>37829

You'd be the one to know ya poof.


 No.37846

>>37317

Australians invented fairy bread?


 No.43358

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You hate it because your an amerifat


 No.43907

Its food for children's parties.

white bread (sometimes crusts off)

butter

the sprinkles (hundreds and thousands)

cheap and easy to make

I was eating it in the 70's when I was a kid at parties.

10/10 if you're a kid.


 No.43923

I'm eating it right now




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 No.41185[Reply]

No cunts want to talk /pol/itics?

We're getting slide by Kraut and Cancuck /pol/ for fucks sake.

Key points are the leftist butthurt over the Safe School LBGTIDILLIGAF drama going on.

>>5100012

http://8ch.net/pol/res/5100012.html

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 No.43714

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BARDEN RIDGE AND LUCAS HEIGHTS BACK IN THE HUGHES ELECTORATE INSTEAD OF HAVING TO VOTE WITH HOLSWORTHY RIFF RAFF

WATERFALL, HEATHCOTE, ENGADINE NOW A PART OF HUGHES INSTEAD OF HAVING TO VOTE WITH LOWLY, COAL MINING CUNTS FROM WOLLONGONG

WE DID IT LADS


 No.43759

So it's an election year - what does the /pol/ approved voting ticket look like?


 No.43899

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>>43759

>what does the /pol/ approved voting ticket look like?


 No.43900

>>43759

I don't go on /pol/ but I am certainly not voting for any of the major parties, they are all terrible and they really need to be held accountable. If enough people start voting elsewhere it will probably not change who will be in control much but it will get the major parties to start thinking, at the moment they treat the nation like sh*t and they get away with it.


 No.43904

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/islam/ is at it again




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 No.43895[Reply]

Bigots bigots bigots

when the fuck did this word become so popular, and why do the left keep using French racial slurs

 No.43896

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playground arguments




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