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Remember to vote NO on fag marriage ballot. IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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still cheaper than smoking, i spend around $50 a fortnight on nicabate and i was spending about $150 - 200 a fortnight on smokes



Nice Reddit Italics



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I need to get rehydrated my mouth is as dry as your mothers vagina.



Looks like nasty neet is back.



dude, why are you so hostile?

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…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.



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this must be bullshit as there is no way that police could get away with running child porn sites.



They got away with mass murder. Why wouldn't they get away with distributing 1s and 0s?



>Vicky Freeman makes a living out of suing people who get caught viewing her famous vids.

Lives in QLD too.



>wants “LGBTI members to reflect 10 per cent of the total AFP workforce by the end of 2020”

Expect few homosexual pedophiles to be arrested or their sites shutdown anytime soon.



What happens if they can't find enough gay cops to fill out the 10% ?

Will sodomy become mandatory for the boys in blue ?

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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There is a place with +1/10 lgbt, it's known as the gay mecca and it's called san francisco

It's not the fucking prevailing rate


> A 2015 Gallup poll found that 6.2% of San Francisco-Oakland-Hayward inhabitants identified as LGBT, the highest of any metropolitan area in the United States.[71] In the city of San Francisco itself, a 2006 survey found that 15.4% of its inhabitants identified as LGBT. In U.S. Congressional District 8, which consists of San Franciscans of voting age, 16.6% of adults identify as LGBT.[72]

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fucking oakland lol


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Even that's pretty shocking if each fag marriage costs us the same price as a house.

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I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?


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do do-do do-do do-do-do =)


Has anyone noticed how websites with No stances seem to be failing a lot lately?

Half the time the google cachedview service fails aswell






> The Australian revealed last week that the largest telecommunications company had quietly withdrawn its support from a ­national advertising campaign for Australian Marriage Equality because its then chairwoman, Catherine Livingstone, had been persuaded to do so by the Archbishop of Sydney. Telstra was overwhelmed by the strength of the response when chief executive Andy Penn last week said it “has no further plans to figure prominently in the wider public debate”.

> The Australian understands Telstra was inundated by angry customers over its Telstra chat network — usually used to solve technical issues or handle mundane inquiries — became a data­mine indicating the strength of customer resentment.

Are you blocking these articles telstra?


It's a bit farfetched that so many of these pages don't even exist on the google cache, it could only really be the (international?) yes campaigners or google itself

Every page that gets crawled gets cached, and these are googles own news-links

Another dead domain




>When Ireland’s prime minister, Leo Varadkar, 38, took office in June, he broke several glass ceilings at once: He became the youngest ever, first gay and first nonwhite person to lead the country.

RIP Eire

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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I don't need to create her, she already exists, and I'm #withher


Mel Gibson + Adolf Hitler


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Fucking A+ m8



I also forgot the other 2

>what does futuristic Australia look like

Something that combines the natural aestetic of Australia with Neo Gothic style

>what public art do you propose for your city?

A statue of Churchill crying with Hitler and Caldwell looming above laughing



1. Me

2. Australia becomes a republic following the death of Queen Elizabeth II and I am its first President.

Following a new constitution that enshrines the right and just supremacy of Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Northern European Australians, a mass deportation and/or execution of undesirables paves the way for a brighter, whiter future.

Canberra ceases to be the capital and the ACT is dissolved.

Australia becomes a major producer and exporter of hemp products and its natural assets are seized from foreign ownership to be run by the government, along with essential services.

Centrelink is replaced with a new department that ensures welfare is available for those in need, not for the lazy and deceitful.

Whites in Africa, the US, Canada, Europe and Britain/Eire are offered asylum from the growing violence of their respective governments and undesirable imports.

Foreign aid is stopped entirely and the money, along with the billions saved from the eradication of aboriginals, is reallocated to building a fast and reliable communications network.

All forms of political correctness and associated madness are flushed out of the country via legislation, termination of employment and necessary executions.

Free trade agreements with Asian countries are scrapped and new ones made with suitable economic allies, with a preference to companies aligning with the new republic's values.

The Outback is demolished and all cities are required to have aesthetically desirable centers which include decent public space, fountains, greenery and shade.

DST is ended permanently.

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So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

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Maybe its because I grew up around them but I would much rather have Maoris around than Abo savages, kangs, chinks, gooks, kebabs and pajeets.



It's a bit of a weird phenomenon, their laws are less cucked than ours are as far as it relates to firearm ownership, camping and other good shit like that but the general public is more lefty than Australia despite us being more of a police state. I suppose it's in the history, Aus had the white australia policy and NZ was founded less through conquering the maori and more through diplomacy with them, couldn't ever have done that with abos. We're both going through the same shit right now though, Canada as well. Must be something about British colonies.

If you want to move off to NZ I wouldn't blame you, they seem to be getting the better deal despite the demographics being a bit more slanted towards non-whites than ours are.



Don't forget that NZ gets fibre internet. Unlike here in Aust where we went full retard with the batshit insane Liberals and stopped building fibre in the early stages.


Yeah OP. You should totally move there. You also get to drink Cody's. Yiu also get to watch drunk maoris in the streets fighting whilst chanting "bro" with their thick accents.


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nz here. if you're still around.

basically this.

something people don't talk about is the mentality of the people. my pommy work college often remarks on it. people here have little vigor for life. we don't have fun.

i know there is a reputation for being easy going and friendly but it's not true. Your average kiwi is quite reserved and serious. We don't sing and dance. we don't care for celebrations. and we don't make friends.

subsequently that, the lack of a real cultural heritage and geographical isolation creates a certain hopelessness that is represented by the high numbers of suicide and other mental illness.

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Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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I always forget there's a part of our great nation that resembles South Africa



White south Africa or nigger south Africa ?


Armidale in northern nsw has a lot of blacks, the young ones are the worst, they assault people in broad daylight, anytime a robbery or assult is reported in the local paper it's always the abos



Weird coincidence, Armadale in WA is also boong central.



I remember when they went on a graffiti spree across the Uni. Swastikas everywhere.

Of course, the Student Union went spastic about THE KKK IS REAL AND ITS HERE IN ARMIDALE!!!!!! PLEDGE AGAINST HATE WITH US!!!!!!!!!!

…everyone fucking knew it was 12 year-old Daniel.

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this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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> Fitting in is not “a one way ticket.” The Guardian newspaper quoted an anonymous source, who was employed by a United Kingdom housing association, said that FIFO is a rule of organizational life. It is an organizational paradigm whereby the members of the team adopt ‘protective coloration’ and undergo a change in their behavior and beliefs. It is a strong deterrent to whistle blowing, for example.[9]

> In the United Kingdom there were government proposals to statutorily extend Employment-at-will and permit employers to have immunity for "Fit in or fuck off" (not in those words) discussions with employees. Such proposals have met with vocal opposition by organized labor, specifically Unite the Union.[12]


> As noted by Professor Judith Stacey of New York University: “Rarely is there as much consensus in any area of social science as in the case of gay parenting, which is why the American Academy of Pediatrics and all of the major professional organizations with expertise in child welfare have issued reports and resolutions in support of gay and lesbian parental rights”

Memory hole?



I think we should ally with Russia, we'd both benefit from it.



"Bludgers" you reckon? Thanks to the FLOODING of Indian bullshit "skilled" labour, I haven't been able to score a job in 2 years.

My career is 20 years long, and I've never been out of a job for more than 3 weeks (I'm a contractor, so changing jobs a lot is normal).

All of a sudden I can't even get a fucking interview. The only thing that has changed is 4 million Indians and all this "DIVEEEERSITYYYYYY" bullshit. (I'm a white male).



only white people legalize sodomy lmao

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."


It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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If you do look at doing a trade through the army.

It's well worth it, you get a decent wage rather than apprentice pay.



It's been a few years since I joined so the requirements may have changed, but you'll be made to do sit-ups, push-ups and a beep test until failure. Even if you exceed the minimum pass mark, you'll still need to justify yourself if you get a shitty score.

Running is what gets most people.

Once you're in, you'll need to do a regular fitness test every 6 months. The pass marks are age dependent, but up to age 25 you'll need to run 2.4km in less than 11min 20, do 75 sit-ups (feet held) and 40 push-ups.

It sounds simple, but it's very easy to lose fitness living the Army life. The BFA catches a lot of people off-guard.


I agree with this. Even if you end up hating Army and leaving after your 4 years are up, RAEME digs get a trade out of it, rather than having nothing to show for it like just about any other corps.



>The BFA catches a lot of people off-guard

Fucking this. I hated the BFA. I would've rather done a CFA every week rather than do a fucking BFA.



Why dude? As long as you haven't completely let yourself go you can smash out a pass in the same time as morning PT



I hated running. I much preferred stomping with a pack than running around.

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My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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> 10x as respectable than the white cunts i've seen on imageboards

>on imageboards

Well people aren't exactly on their best behaviour on an image board




If you can do the maths for this then you are not abbo.



Nah, cenno does the maths for them.



t. Boong

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Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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Did you finger him in a nightclub ?


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Of all the limited edition consoles to give away…


Hex fingered herself in a nightclub. It's been a ploy for oppression points this entire time.



Whoever makes these needs to stop with the stupid fucking music. It's more cancerous than the rest of the video.



yeah a raw cut of the video does the job.

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maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead


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>4th pic, they look kinda related


never question memes



haha Usyd's idea of "questioning the accepted" is fag marriage.

>not questioning multiculturalism


>women voting



nose surgery too confusing; dick stuck in onaho


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>NSW teacher Gabrielle Maina has been shot dead during a robbery in the Kenyan capital of Nairob

>October 20, 2017 5:06pm


>The school's website said the mother of two boys moved to Kenya "so her children can grow up with their extended family".

>"As an English teacher, Gabrielle was known for her passion for poetry as well as her work mentoring students from low SES backgrounds, which included running a homework centre for students," the federation said.

how much pottery for the poetry teacher can you spot in the .mp4?


>Former Sarah Redfern High School teacher Gabrielle Maina shot dead in Nairobi

> dailytelegraph

>Close friend Carolina Gonzalez-Escaida, based in Sydney, said Ms Maina moved to Nairobi with her two sons so they could grow up around their father Cyrus’ extended family.

>“She was determined to go there, she didn’t have any family support here,” Ms Gonzalez-Escaida said.

>"She wanted her children to grow up with aunties, uncles, cousins, in a family oriented environment.”

>Ms Maina and her husband separated early this year and she visited Australia in July.



>NSW woman Gabrielle Maina was shot dead in the exclusive Nairobi suburb of Karen on Thursday morning, local time, during a botched robbery reportedly involving assailants on motorbikes.

>sky news


exclusive suburb?

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The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?



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You got ripped off m8

Should've sold it to the niggers there, you'd have got $12 worth of kfc and 4 watermelonms

Also, I fucking love these posts probably no-one will ever read



Lol, you cheeky cunt



for a bunch of neets they seem pretty energetic and eager to get to a new thread



Yeah, it's the appeal of the new.

I blame Centrelink

VN slipped a fat girls bum picture at the end of the last thread, that gave me a laugh





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>"We have a chapter in most major cities in Australia, and while we don't discuss numbers, we're sure we have more recruits than you'd like us to have."

>"If they've gone through the training and they're building this mentality of conflict and being able to carry weapons or firearms, and being able to use self defence, then it just takes something to trigger some sort of violent act.

>They are about violence and hatred. This is not about expressing an opinion or participating in a civil debate. This is about killing people."

They got a fucking article of the leftie den of filth known as ABC.

Guys are they Australia's American Nazi Party?

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In a way, Scientology have kind of got the method down for weeding out the undesirables, got it to scale, made it persistent, and not rely on high turn-over of grunts like regular crime does. That a number of the organized anti-imm groups have come from religious orgs is another suggestion that the basic layered-access-cult system is a way of doing it… perhaps.



Leftwing groups have modeled themselves after the Scientologists.



And the scientologists modelled themselves after goatfuckers



Oh hey, just making a suggestion, so, like, Rightwing groups don't self-destruct a week after forming when a butthurt 3rd-in-command spreads a lie about the Leader of the group having a Jewish great-great-great Grandparent. Like always fucking happens.



Oh hey, so like,what is, like, a like you know,massive like, faggot like you , like doing here anyway ?

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Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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did you ask her out?


Just had fap number three, when I was a neet I would have been on number 6


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I can only summon the enthusiasm to fap once or twice week now I'm a wagecel.



made a new thread. Fucked up the OP. I only meant to use one pic


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If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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