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File: 30383f8cd6b2622⋯.jpg (141.42 KB, 1149x832, 1149:832, nugs.jpg)

 No.194781[Reply]

OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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 No.194888

File: 6cc0f62b0da2854⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-business-pa….webm)

>>194885

get a job


 No.194889

>>194888

shit I can't argue with those trips


 No.194900

File: 83d8bdf96efcbe7⋯.jpg (142.61 KB, 1024x839, 1024:839, 1542298094204.jpg)

>third med cert about to expire

This is it boys.


 No.194901

>>194900

>2019

>not being on the dsp

had it comming tbqh


 No.194902




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 No.194883[Reply]

Of course you will not find out about the realities of life in Australia listening to a kid (not with an imaginary opinion about Australia but also about life). I live in Australia for 38 years. I am a little sad to listen to a young man who, after a few months of living (because he is not living) in Australia as a tourist, makes emotional opinions about this wonderful country. I will mention that this expectation of permanent and always available work for good money is a feature of people raised in socialism. If you think (I do not know what a job to collect a cow's buy) collecting cow's poultry is disgraceful as a paid job, maybe go to London and there are honorary jobs: washing dishes in restaurants. Why am I writing so with a dose of malice? Because the tone of your speech is clearly pretentious - with a grudge against Australia (which is ridiculous), that they do not treat you as someone special, special Pole, who in addition has plans … NB cockroaches - :-) I live here as I have mentioned for almost 40 years . If you do not agree to the constant inhalation of some poisons, spraying every other week with other poisons of the apartment and the kitchen in particular, sprinkle with other poisonous in turn powders that kill cockroaches - you must learn to live with cockroaches. Cockroaches, black widows, poisonous toads, poisonous snakes and aggressive falling 'koala bears' are a normal and integral part of life in Australia. It's good that some real Australian did not hear you because we call it: Drongo. Living in Australia is very good but moderate, Australia is a relatively peaceful country with good health care, with a fair social and most importantly it is far from all the great countries like USA, Canada etc. The government is everywhere today infected with liberal democracy and a little bit It rots but in comparison with Poland Australia is politically and socially a kind of face of the world, and that Australian society did not get a job on the subject of modernity and comfort is just a sign of health and mental balance. What you experience is called market economics. IT is not a man with ready imaginations who decides how to be - about how the market need is to be decisive. How do you have for sale what the market needs is you win and if you do not have it you may not be as intelligent, educated, flexible, experienced and finally as adult as you think. It's a good idea to ask questions from time to time and responPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.194899

>>194883

you're a nationalist defending the pride of the Australian way? that's all will and gravy but do you really go as far as to think that something like could be in a degree of uncomfortableness?




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 No.191969[Reply]

I personally had a great time, the triple m Aussie 100 was fuckin awesome, but with all the gay shit that happened like statues being defaced and fucking abbos walkin bout screaming all fuckin day it was kind of ruined, what about you guys?

pic related, cuz I reckon booze brothers are fuckin national icon.

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 No.192016

Me and my mates started stirring up the Abos. I had gotten into one punch up and won (I think. can’t remember too well). Went home and beat the shit out of my mates in MKX.


 No.192042

File: d86a0d1b4dc99b7⋯.jpg (386.82 KB, 1024x824, 128:103, PERCIVAL ALBERT (PERCY) TR….jpg)

where would you find a dozen colonial outfits by next year? asking for reasons


 No.192051

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 No.194887

File: feb51b36dd2f9e1⋯.jpg (197.95 KB, 895x861, 895:861, 20190120.jpg)

>>191969

Triple J Unearth has crap music but it's crap AUSSIE music.

How's Aust Day 2019 going to be like?


 No.194898

File: 0dc01bec2a3fdee⋯.jpg (143.96 KB, 1024x1707, 1024:1707, s2.jpg)

Gonna play Mortal Kombat




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 No.164653[Reply]

Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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 No.192940

I found /aus/ from /pol/. I enjoyed Australians from backpacking.

You are all such friendly people, even when you are cunts.

Not abboriginies however they are like turbo gypsies and good for nothing except the ovens


 No.192943

File: f49f64ab8b66cc9⋯.jpg (126.8 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1520114309635.jpg)

I need to flee internetically.

My countrymen are cancer.

I hate them so much, they're the most normalfag board after /tv/. Some of their normal messages are still burned in my head, revolting mind and stomach and reminding me of everything that is wrong.

They're apes that will not be fine when stuff happens, yet won't revolt against their system. It's a land of cuckolds whose only value seem to be in life is to roast the next cuckold they can find. They only know how to flee, like the beaners they are.

Why oh why does the first world has so much sense of camaraderie, while the land of savages can only repeat like the monkeys they are, what the true west is saying.

And not even the good stuff of the west, just the worst, cause that's what they can do.

They don't even do quality posting, they can't. They can only imitate and intimidate in manners a monkey would do.


 No.192946

>>192940

>turbo gypsies

they only seem fast because you can't see them well at night


 No.194894

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>>192943

Time to change the country.

>>186944

Serval is dead. RIP


 No.194897

File: 0640e76ecbeff6f⋯.webm (2.88 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, t.webm)

Just bring me meat, girl




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 No.194896[Reply]

Feel free to use this however you see fit for shitposting, social commentary or just what ever



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 No.119925[Reply]

WHEN DOES IT END EDITION

>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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 No.194799

File: eeff9498cf37590⋯.jpg (47.04 KB, 536x720, 67:90, 1541062933312.jpg)

>>194796

are you gonna look badass?


 No.194807

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 No.194814

File: 2ed7ee7760f55b1⋯.jpg (112.04 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 20190106.jpg)

>>194768

But i avoid the city on sat night


 No.194853

>>136992

I dream about meeting IRL with every girl I talk to online and fucking/marrying them.


 No.194895

File: 4d94f167105a0cb⋯.jpg (36.84 KB, 525x654, 175:218, 20190120.jpg)

>>194853

Do it then,




File: 331dfa439540fb7⋯.jpg (64.04 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, its not going to happen.jpg)

 No.192194[Reply]

Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen

>DUDE CUNT LMAO

>DUDE DROP BEARS LMAO

>DUDE THONGS LMAO

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 No.194327

>>192385

>cunt is spread by social media

Must have started in Frankston then cunt, we have been using it since before the internet.


 No.194773

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>>192194

You CVNT do anything, right? LMAO!


 No.194800

>>193114

your house looks like shit, good luck growing grass


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 No.194893




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 No.193328[Reply]

dedicated thread for pure fucking shitposting and dank aussie memes

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ZJi26VMDw

alternative theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sCXkpZsBRg

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 No.193354

File: 53671d01e36acdd⋯.jpg (110.67 KB, 928x960, 29:30, 1523337821037.jpg)


 No.193744

You what, mate?

www.stuartmcmillen.com/comic/i-used-to-be-racist/

LOL-chrishb08@msn,com


 No.194229

File: 90be6800675c8d2⋯.png (202.15 KB, 582x458, 291:229, 1498731174978.png)

Aussie shitposters welcome here

https://discord.gg/nrKnWa


 No.194295

>>194229

invite doesn't work


 No.194891

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 No.194890[Reply]

Crickey! Bring another tinny from the cooler…

https://phys.org/news/2019-01-australian-towns-hottest-earth-heatwave.html

Droughts, flood, heatwaves… there's a reason why so many of us at on the coastline.



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 No.193050[Reply]

how's your internet?

what's happening with that nbn thing?

what's the future of internet in australia?

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 No.194826

File: 6ea7ecd09f971c6⋯.mp4 (3.45 MB, 960x540, 16:9, PredatorOffice.mp4)

>>193050

We got internet that's better than tincan at the end of a string?!?


 No.194829

File: 6fa163d885d4d9f⋯.jpg (608.6 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, spooky_hue.jpg)

>download kicks up to 400kb/s


 No.194875

How much does internet cost in straya?

I've got 100Mb/s for 15$


 No.194876

>>194875

~$100AUD per month for 100Mbps, and speeds can vary significantly due to congestion.


 No.194881

File: 8d445470f474c7d⋯.jpg (164.66 KB, 1440x1776, 30:37, s1.jpg)

File: 6f279ac87c76250⋯.jpg (84.93 KB, 573x700, 573:700, s0.jpg)

internet sux ass




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 No.193981[Reply]

What's the name of the girl wearing the premiership?

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 No.194094

She'll always be known to you as Clipboardimage.png as you'll never see such a sight irl without resorting to strip clubs or prostitutes. Bunch of Doll Bludgeoning Incels.

GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE


 No.194127

>>193981

These are nice breasts.


 No.194128

>>194127

is it weird the lack of tatts and piercings is more impressive to me


 No.194129

>>193981

I think it starts with an S, but I'm 100% positive it doesn't end with (You).


 No.194880

File: 6f279ac87c76250⋯.jpg (84.93 KB, 573x700, 573:700, Ryu.jpg)

>>194128

haha, true dat.

So many girls ruin themselves with ugly tattoos and unnecessary piercings.




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 No.194825[Reply]

What's with the "gotta wear a helmet" requirement?

Why is it necessary?

It doesn't make sense… might as well make helmets compulsory for pedestrians and motorcars.

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 No.194832

i'm trying to find some bicycle accident photos but all i'm getting are crushed motorcycles and dead dudes


 No.194834

it's better to make laws than to not make them

t. Australia


 No.194835

>>194831

>no phones law unless you're standing still to the side of the walkway

c'mon, do ittttttttt


 No.194839

File: 32021f507ba6d11⋯.jpg (228.55 KB, 1024x799, 1024:799, i27u4c9nqx821_r.jpg)

Just wear your Stackhat, fag.


 No.194877

File: 6d0df8b859d8dbd⋯.jpg (84.34 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 20190113.jpg)

Swim between the flags




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 No.149084[Reply]

1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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 No.194844

All I want is Universal Basic Income. I want to get free money without working for it. I would vote for any politician who promised that.


 No.194845

>>177824

>every non-white they have brought into our countries.

I literally never leave the house except to buy fast food and sometimes pizza, why would I give a fuck about non-white immigration?

>>178572

I have literally never even let a Jew IRL once in my entire life. Why should I give a shit about them or anything they do? Nothing about Jews affects my personal life in any way whatsoever.

But I do like that Jews helped to legalize all sorts of disgusting porn which I fap to every day, so thanks Jews!


 No.194855

File: f7d3b0fae449db3⋯.jpg (118.56 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 20190107.jpg)

>>194844

Me too

>>194845

leave em alone & they leave you alone


 No.194872

File: 5d493737b74dcf7⋯.jpg (58.88 KB, 467x700, 467:700, 20190113.jpg)

Female & muscly


 No.194873

>>194872

thats gay as fuck




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 No.194785[Reply]

Please help me, any info and advice would be appreciated. My life is falling apart really badly here in the US, my health is failing but worse of all I feel like I'm just gonna go completely mad if I continue to live here. The only thing I have left of value is that my parents gave me Australian citizenship so I could move there. But I have very little money, at best I could have $5000 if I sell every single thing I own but a plane ticket to Sydney costs $1000.

Will the Australian government give me any help if I just move there completely unprepared and have no one to turn to? I have no job skills aside from manual labor work and I have no relatives who will help me back in Australia so I don't even know for sure where to go since we left Sydney decades ago. Does Australia have a welfare system that will help me since I have citizenship?

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 No.194851

>>194823

Yes it's a hellhole, from a Perthfag. At least Perth is whiter than Melbourne or Sydney though.


 No.194854

>>194851

>Yes it's a hellhole

Meaning what? Shitty people like bogans and meth heads? I don't know what 'hellhole' means


 No.194858

>>194854

It's isolated as fuck and everyone knows each other, there's a 6 degrees of separation thing, which means if you get a bad reputation it quickly spreads to everybody and then you're basically fucked.

And yes there is a lot of bogan methhead white trash here. They try to break into my house regularly looking for drugs.


 No.194868

>>194858

Is it better in the mining towns? Its where I want to go if I get a B.S. and there is work there in 5 years.


 No.194871

>>194868

I don't know, I've never been there. But I know there are lots of Abbos anywhere rural.




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 No.194859[Reply]

>24 yo virgin

>go to brothel to lose my virginity

>book a random girl I saw on their website

>pay girl $150

>she barely speaks English but calls me "handsome" and "husband" and says she likes me

>believe her

>she sucks my dick for about 5 minutes and then asks me to lick her pussy

>do it not realising I probably just swallowed the dried cum of 10 men

>she gets Condom and tells me to fuck her

>do it for 10 mins and feel bored the whole time

>eventually cum in Condom and it didnt even feel good

>she throws the condom in a bin at the side of her bed

>lie down and cuddle with her and she keeps asking me to stay for 2 hrs because "she likes me"

>think she means its free so I agree

>she then gets up and goes to my pants with my wallet in it and signals for me to give her money

>feel pressured so I just give her another $150

>after about half an hour of me cuddling her and her chatting on her iPhone I try to fuck her again with my limp dick but cant get hard

>tells me to stop because its too soft

>lie back down feeling like an idiot

>cuddle with her and watch her chat on her phone for rest of the time

>tells me times up after 1 and a half hours

>too shy to say I paid for 2 hrs so I just leave

>feel like I wasted $300

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 No.194863

>>194862

Let it be a surprise.


 No.194864

Good day maayte!

dont worry about those filthy animals, you lost a lot of kudos from me kid when you decided to lick that 2bit sluts vagina!!

dont you dare do that again son otherwise Il give ya backside a right good slapping - and if you enjoy it, you are a fuckboi son and I will put you in a brothel and you can serve grizzly bears!!

facking kids of today - pussys.


 No.194865

I hope you get yourself checked for throat cancer.


 No.194866

>>194861

calm down son - All men pay for sex?

Nah just you as clearly she has you by the balls little man! you tell that slut to visit the job centre and find a job at KFC or Mc D'z ….

whats mine is mine and .. whats hers is mine - live by that motto son, never steer you wrong.


 No.194867

>>194866

You're either a shitposter from /cuteboys/ or a foreigner pretending to be British. No Anglo I know uses the term "Mc D'z".




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