[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / 1cc / agatha / animu / ausneets / cuckchan / jewess / leftpol / rolo ]

/aus/ - Australia

Fuck off we're full

Catalog   Archive

Winner of the 2∞rd Attention-Hungry Games
/liberty/ - Physical removal time, communist swine.

Email
Subject
Comment *
Verification *
File *
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

File: 228ecf52a492188⋯.jpg (94.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, krump.jpg)

 No.183650[Reply]

Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

16 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.191566

>>183650

why? isnt NZ wealthier than australia?


 No.191591

>>191566

probably but hes tasmanian he has sub 80 iq at best


 No.191592

>>191591

>probably but hes tasmanian he has sub 80 iq at best

Pretty sure that's 80IQ per head. Not sure if it runs like a dual core though


 No.192134

>gf and her family getting plane tickets back to sydney from tassie

>ask for a trip "back to australia"

>the fuckin ticket seller plays dumb and keeps making out like he doesn't understand what it means

you wily cunts


 No.192698

File: 0166ddb228ec3fb⋯.jpg (29.92 KB, 650x488, 325:244, tassie marksman.jpg)

I don't mind Tasmanians, I've got a good friend who's one.

Got a good head on him, real switched on. Can't say the same for the other head though.




File: 54a6696f5fa3e84⋯.jpg (213.13 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DFzRBJOVYAEbClF.jpg)

 No.142348[Reply]

Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

108 posts and 58 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192144

File: dc72d14beaa8f90⋯.jpg (13.39 KB, 297x350, 297:350, 1293613471343.jpg)

>>142393

bitch

>>142407

this

>>144155

>voting "no" was sanctimonious

>>145216

how the fuck did THAT get past the censor?!

>>152110

Major mistake #1. Mind you, I still blame hex.

>>153046

fucking hilarious

>>154229

fucking treachery is what happened. Hex started worrying about where her next big fat paycheque would come from when the market for shills didn't find her young and cute anymore

>>191530

yeah, course. You must have known that. She works at the ABC for one


 No.192322

File: fbf460e9623c54b⋯.jpg (60.73 KB, 1080x804, 90:67, 26870521_1698404670216156_….jpg)

File: 1ef7ff5f54346dd⋯.jpg (83.14 KB, 1080x678, 180:113, 27894407_148355519182708_7….jpg)

Posted today…


 No.192336

>>192322

Did you also see her anti-gun post just before that? "Never seen a gun except on a police officer" Fucking retard.


 No.192634

File: b42444c989ca5ec⋯.mp4 (13.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, screenPLAY__Trailer__18021….mp4)

Holy shit they got renewed


 No.192695

>>192634

Hex gonna get big.




File: 65ecfc8ff4506de⋯.jpg (59.34 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, a4d7ba2c12c3944adde522bb45….jpg)

 No.164653[Reply]

Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

75 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192135

File: df1550588e4f322⋯.jpg (40.75 KB, 447x287, 447:287, 219734294389450b.jpg)

>>164653

>implying I haven't been on cripplechan since the beginning

>implying i can't read the boards page

>implying /aus/ wasn't there


 No.192136

File: e4ac7603086c633⋯.jpg (46.36 KB, 400x383, 400:383, this-guy-gets-it.jpg)

>>170083

FUCKING AYE


 No.192137

>>169176

>https://ebizprd.police.nsw.gov.au/media/67562.html

https://ebizprd.police.nsw.gov.au/media/

Must have been there for 24 hours, cunt, becuz only shit that's there now is today's date shit


 No.192671

>>164653

Saw it a year ago scrolling down the board list, bookmarked it, and only visit once every 4 months.


 No.192672

>>192671

Actually two years ago




File: 41725c766c4d084⋯.jpg (66.35 KB, 707x662, 707:662, 3968369.jpg)

 No.192338[Reply]

OLD >>191430

Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?

335 posts and 55 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192702

File: 0e773c056b4065d⋯.png (234.52 KB, 560x818, 280:409, custom.png)

>>192701

I'm guessing you don't live in Melbourne.


 No.192703

File: 6a0ce8b501a2414⋯.png (165.84 KB, 1309x862, 1309:862, officeworks1488.png)

>>192700

There were actually heaps more products with that price in the store.. I didn't feel like mentioning it to the staff..


 No.192704

>>192703

Whoever sets the prices at Officeworks, he knows what he's doing. He's just wondering how long it will take before someone notices.


 No.192705

>>192703

>some right-winged managerial shitposter

>artistic mice priced at $14.88

>hitler was an artist

this is a man of great taste we're dealing with here


 No.192706

>>192704

I remember looking into it last time this was mentioned in the gen and it turned out officeworks just uses .88 for a lot of prices for some reason

Or maybe all I need to do to get a job there is recite the magical words in front of the saleswagies




YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.114668[Reply]

new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

27 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.190977

File: 27efa033cd19f3e⋯.mp4 (4.82 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 27efa033cd19f3e6e8d95aa336….mp4)

File: 4ee22d6aa3d64eb⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 480x352, 15:11, 13884565121458.mp4)


 No.192297

File: bad51811904020b⋯.webm (9.11 MB, 224x400, 14:25, straya.webm)


 No.192298

File: 9991a8a8eb4dc69⋯.webm (1.93 MB, 456x360, 19:15, Freestyler PD.webm)


 No.192299

File: 87babe2c1d2d0e5⋯.webm (7.7 MB, 854x480, 427:240, garbage_men.webm)


 No.192654

File: 2a591b06b9cfd63⋯.mp4 (2.18 MB, 840x720, 7:6, Probably_not_the_best_GIF_….mp4)

Feets, do your duty




File: cc82e385da79406⋯.png (11.43 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 1366850583316.png)

 No.179932[Reply]

Self Improvement General #1

For all the cunts that have something good they wanna work and get better at.

The general is for

>updating your progress

>keeping each other accountable

>asking and giving help

>journalling thoughts and ideas

What are you goals anon?

most of this thread is gonna be me shitposting about myself

57 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192416

>>192262

You put everything into words much better than I could, especially the point with it not being so bad when it was just family businesses because that way you were just supporting yourself.

There is an absolute epidemic especially in hospitality, entry level trades and customer facing support roles of hiring PoCs and paying them half the minimum wage. These people have such a power distance and conflict aversion, not to mention are so desperate that they happily put up with it which just fucks everyone else who isn't part of the little arrangement over. I really don't buy this meme of them "doing jobs no one else wants to do", if they paid at least minimum wage and were working in conditions in line with what the regulation states they would have no trouble finding workers. We all know how (((they))) fiddle with the "unemployment statistics".

Fuck everything.


 No.192631

>>192402

I've just done some research and I'm a bit worried about all of this. It looks like people on WHV in AUS get severely exploited and used for cheap, immigrant labour. I hope things aren't too bad for me. I have family over there so hopefully, that makes things a little cheaper for me in my rough first year. Jeez though, I really had no idea what I was getting myself into.

Your words seemed so flowery and optimistic too.


 No.192650

>>192631

You're white right? That's automatically working in your favour against being abused by your employer, so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables. Really the only whv abuse happens to inept retards, which invariably includes all the pajeets and changs. Just be smart about it and show some initiative, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Chances are some degree of bullshit will be present, because few upstanding people employ visa workers.

Actually, did you mention what work it was you're doing?


 No.192652

>>192650

>You're white right? That's automatically working in your favour against being abused by your employer, so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables. Really the only whv abuse happens to inept retards, which invariably includes all the pajeets and changs. Just be smart about it and show some initiative, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Chances are some degree of bullshit will be present, because few upstanding people employ visa workers.

total bullshit, you don't know what you're talking about. White WHV'ers get rampantly exploited. Even the mainstream media (4 corners) has covered this.

>so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables.

you stupid fuck, they have to do useless shit like picking vegetables for three months to extend their visa, that's why there's a big pool of backpackers who'll pick vegetables for peanuts, sometimes effectively for free.

Did you actually think backpackers went out to whoop whoop working on farms for fun? for the work?

This is something anybody who knows shit about the subject knows all about yet you don't - nobody should take your advice.

>>192631

One thing to watch out for is places with on-site accommodation that they heavily encourage or force you to use, often it's shit like bunk-beds in a room full of other people for 200/week, then the piece rates from the work turn out to be so low that you're paying back most or all of what you earn to your boss. If you can get feedback from other backpackers about somewhere you're planing to work, do it.

Honestly mate if I were you I wouldn't come. This country is a shithole, just earn money at home and go on an adventure west of the Rhine fucking all the eastern euro whores that take your fancy, you'll have a much bettePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.192653

>>192652

east of the rhine, but you can find plenty of whores to the west as well




File: 32107ec58a04257⋯.jpg (122.58 KB, 800x600, 4:3, TpMvOt0.jpg)

 No.187805[Reply]

/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

5 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.191767

>>191144

>Leafland

If I wanted to suck muslim dick and be freezing 9 out of 12 months of the year I'd fuckoff to Sweden.


 No.191782

>>187805

Porties are alright blokes but you all seem a bit high and mighty, banter comes from the heart and when the spirit is light and without care the abuse can flow forth unburdened. It may not be possible for other people to banter at such capacities as the Aussie, even our kindred in Canada and NZ can't quite match it


 No.191989

File: bf3860144873ff1⋯.png (36.26 KB, 414x371, 414:371, img_414x371$2017_12_02_12_….png)

>>191782

That was beautiful lad, reads like it came from the heart.

Cheers


 No.192002

>>191767

I see why the swedes suck dick now, it warms them up.

Truly a survivalistic race.


 No.192614

File: 4b9ea9515c81954⋯.jpg (18.36 KB, 340x511, 340:511, Cleve.jpg)

>>191782

It could just be the environment. Cleve was born in America, but after living in Australia for a number of years he was able to become one of the foremost shitposters of our time.




File: ec2b0e0d7d7d5f6⋯.png (109.43 KB, 244x231, 244:231, shitpost.png)

 No.192444[Reply]

reminder: if ww3 breaks out we aussies go FULL SHITPOSTING MODE

we take the internet and we bant the fuck out of every cunt with unrelenting shitposts

 No.192478

File: 85e2d086e8eb99e⋯.png (31.8 KB, 580x400, 29:20, 5104237195_816f1e32d5_o.png)

File: 14bf4d5a958caa6⋯.png (52.29 KB, 580x500, 29:25, world internet.png)

>take the internet


 No.192500

>>192478

our power is underestimated


 No.192529

we'll conquer it before you


 No.192581

File: b74f913a4e0ff29⋯.png (392.99 KB, 606x608, 303:304, 1517465795563.png)

>>192529

Yankee fuckwit you haven't seen shit yet mate you'll be begging for mercy like the piss weak shit posters you are


 No.192584

>>192581

>chinese flag

it's like poetry, it rhymes




File: 26bce1c97d92259⋯.png (80.48 KB, 453x500, 453:500, 1500025083843.png)

 No.134246[Reply]

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

57 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192310

>>192202

Not that anybody can get DSP applications approved anymore.


 No.192311

File: 5318f54e7ebafb4⋯.jpg (31.83 KB, 564x324, 47:27, 1efba94a052e48e0065188a242….jpg)

File: 78d789ed23d3890⋯.jpg (34.87 KB, 600x354, 100:59, one-does-not-uqtoq0.jpg)


 No.192312

File: 1ba13879ceb2751⋯.jpg (25.47 KB, 960x540, 16:9, centrelink-image-07-960x54….jpg)

>>134246

I applied for DSP a year ago, still fighting for it to be approved.


 No.192383

>>192312

shit, thats not encouraging


 No.192572

>>192311

Why are you posting facebook memes?




File: 088a35d5d1296b0⋯.png (299.12 KB, 1184x552, 148:69, crisprtranshuman.png)

File: 8a023463fe30e21⋯.jpg (132.95 KB, 700x393, 700:393, original.jpg)

File: cbf40b5f9b307f8⋯.jpg (49.08 KB, 319x585, 319:585, gEz2w.jpg)

 No.149084[Reply]

1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

35 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.178470

>>177171

Pure shitposting. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

And Steve Sailer has written extensively on the lie of American meritocracy; Jews are academically mediocre and economically successful all in line with their ethnonepotism and social parasitism.


 No.178572

>>178470

If jews simply had higher IQ's and nothing else you wouldn't see their presence so heavily concentrated in fields like journalism and in the media, it makes no sense purely from an IQ perspective but perfect sense if they're evolved social parasites who advance through jewish ethnic nepotism and attempt to seize control of positions where they can disproportionately influence the direction of a society or obtain some kind of social or economic power within it.

There are fields where Jews are almost absent such as engineering, if they were simply on average "smarter" in every way there should be proportionally as many jewish engineers as there are jewish bankers and jewish lawyers, and jews in the media, but there are not.


 No.179265

>>178470

>g. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

[citation needed]


 No.179763

>>179265

>Poland too stupid for simple math

Imagine mah shaaack


 No.192454

>>175430

I'd introduce a new elective: a course in banter (under the label "Australian Culture Studies")




File: 331dfa439540fb7⋯.jpg (64.04 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, its not going to happen.jpg)

 No.192194[Reply]

Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen

>DUDE CUNT LMAO

>DUDE DROP BEARS LMAO

>DUDE THONGS LMAO

1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192197

I reject your thinly veiled attempt to make 'dude' a prefix and 'lmao' a suffix happen, cunt


 No.192199

>>192194

girlfriends cunt smells like Swiss cheese,

Should i be concerned?


 No.192200

>>192194

im gonna poo


 No.192217

OP is a cunt


 No.192385

File: 316bcd22ca075f9⋯.jpg (11.58 KB, 296x394, 148:197, NAVhpYp.jpg)

>>192194

Actually, I agree.

Back in the 1970s-80s, the word was "Westie" throughout NSW QLD, and non-city Victoria… but then a TV show produced by a Melburnian Investment Banker had a character who said the Melbourne-Kew area word "Bogan" all the fucking time. After 5 years, people who didn't interact with their communities much used "bogan" like they thought /everyone/ knew it. 20 years later, it's fucking used on slack-social websights like Reddit, along with Steve Irwen worship, VB beer, "straya", etc.

Likewise, "cunt" is another affluent-area Victorian thing that social media products use instead of their actual local area lingo. My area of Newcastle used "tard" when I was growing up. Western Australia mostly uses "cheeky". Using "Cunt" is a red-flag you're a programmed tard.




File: 6904e02a521f43f⋯.png (137.62 KB, 1365x649, 1365:649, ideasman.png)

 No.131663[Reply]

Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

37 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.138233

File: 69c779b27ee3d4d⋯.png (126.44 KB, 624x356, 156:89, c.png)

>>135504

"100 years from now when an orbital industry is happening"

All the elements from Hydrogen to Iron are just floating around the Solar System by the petatonnes. No fucking need to drag it up from the Earth.


 No.140999

>>131663

look into 4th gen nuclear. with the sort of power that brings in we could easily produce enough fertilizer to cover the outback and desalinate enough water to fix it up

the real question is what sort of effects a green australia would have on the rest of the World


 No.192143

>>131801

>preserve the set for the next 20 mad max movies

Sorry, mate, but no need: they film them in Africa now


 No.192146

>>138233

With rapid evaporation you could technical make a rain front every 2nd day if you so pleased but it may expose some governments that create extreme weather systems.


 No.192320

cold air doesnt carry water

warm air carries water

it only rains when warm air becomes cold




File: c0a2fb0486a77ae⋯.jpg (56.86 KB, 600x424, 75:53, B71aC20IEAAATQJ.jpg)

File: b5c80f521d962c6⋯.jpg (988.8 KB, 1329x1870, 1329:1870, check mate marxists.jpg)

File: 58ec2d5d5e07ae1⋯.png (744.45 KB, 1377x698, 1377:698, getupaustralia.png)

File: ec7e8105f1f1abf⋯.jpg (515.15 KB, 569x811, 569:811, SARes-TowardsASocialistAus….jpg)

 No.192227[Reply]

any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

 No.192230

melbourne needs to be nuked tbh


 No.192239

File: 467875ce1abbc00⋯.png (218.54 KB, 638x712, 319:356, WORKPLACE GENDER EQUALITY ….png)

File: de89906542e27d4⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1651x5676, 1651:5676, equalpay members.png)

File: 57f95c3f91a7761⋯.png (101.68 KB, 1036x1311, 1036:1311, tackling white supremacy a….png)

File: ad58f456b99e6f6⋯.png (297.29 KB, 976x1016, 122:127, alltogethernow checkmatego….png)

File: f3541638d2de152⋯.png (246.47 KB, 717x1345, 717:1345, safe schools faget pedo co….png)


 No.192241

File: b52fa603a40655c⋯.png (165.21 KB, 784x1305, 784:1305, millions in finger paintin….png)

File: 23236f03195f15b⋯.png (305.44 KB, 1366x2420, 683:1210, diversity research.png)

am i reading this shit right?


 No.192317

File: 8745a2dadc9023d⋯.jpg (25.15 KB, 326x326, 1:1, 1517613727397.jpg)

>everyone in my street is right wing

>see a 'protest milo yiannapolous' poster in the street

>rally the gang to find out who did this

>mfw it was the hispanic exchange students living next door




File: f33e7d1c3582b04⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 940x627, 940:627, The big dick.jpg)

 No.169249[Reply]

Did any of you hear about this?

DICK SMITH JOINS SUSTAINABLE AUSTRALIA PARTY

We must lower immigration from over 200,000 back to 70,000: Sustainable Australia

Dick Smith has joined a political party for the first time – the federally registered Sustainable Australia – and will be helping the party register for the NSW State election.

There is great synergy between Dick Smith and Sustainable Australia, with a shared call to lower Australia’s record annual immigration intake from over 200,000 back to the long-term average of 70,000. This would have no impact on the refugee intake of around 14-20,000.

>btw not shilling the party, vote for who you like. I'd never heard of these guys before now

72 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.192149

>>171868

>>There’s still plenty of room for more

why is a reuters article editorialising

I thought they were above that shit


 No.192175

>>186982

the problem is that we are completely castrated in this country

-no guns (thanks howard)

-no free speech (you will get arrested and go to prison for posting 'hate speech' on social media)

-no statistics on race or ethnicity kept since 1971 (so we have no idea how many subhumans are in the country now)

until we have the ability to say hate speech and own a gun for self defense i think we're fucked, hell the vic police has sided with nigger subhuman criminals over their victims and actually said it's not the police's job to stop nigger subhuman crime (i shit you not)


 No.192209

>>192175

>no free speech (you will get arrested and go to prison for posting 'hate speech' on social media)

Is it really that bad? I always thought our situation was sort of in between the U.S. and U.K. in that regard.


 No.192214

>>192209

look up blair cottrell on twitter, he got convicted and fined for making a facebook video that offended muslims


 No.192242

>>192175

find a wedge issue and get into politics, coming up from a local constituency using wedge issues (education/crime/issues stemming from diversity) as opposed to trying to get anywhere on the national level. Then spread to other constituencies until you can get elected to the national legislature, then you can start calling out the present govt.

Blair cottrell and anyone who is an aesthetic rightist (nazi larping and shit in public vs actual policy) deserve to be suspected of being controlled opposition.




File: e480b771cef8905⋯.png (108.3 KB, 797x586, 797:586, Screenshot.png)

 No.191798[Reply]

5 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.191998

The money's meaningless because it's generated (yes, banks create money) every time they lend to some Jewcunt property investor (see fractional reserve banking and fiat currency for further explanation).

Only work if you have some interesting/fun/rewarding job to go to or if you definitely need the money or an escape from boredom. Otherwise I don't give a fuck what you do.

Oh yeah, probably the best thing to do is find some cheap land, live off neetbux and work on your own farm.


 No.191999

File: b14aa7a0defeeb3⋯.jpg (133.02 KB, 640x439, 640:439, bb453c86fa7a42e45e64036de5….jpg)

>stealing white people's money is somehow going to save the white race


 No.192000

>>191999

it's cliche, but read siege.


 No.192001

>>191798

Over here working has been long regarded as supporting the marxist regime, I say ausfriends should get on it and take back what's theirs.


 No.192201

>>191798

vincent law is such a wanker, altright.com should just get rid of him, but they won't because they're all retards




[]
Previous [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15]
| Catalog | Nerve Center | Cancer
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / 1cc / agatha / animu / ausneets / cuckchan / jewess / leftpol / rolo ]