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File: 351df3888330e86⋯.jpg (312.38 KB, 828x1403, 36:61, 1417754553091.jpg)

 No.167213[Reply]

Lets clean up our acts NEETs. Lets have a nice comfy thread, free of curry-stained Poojeta arse holes, abo dicks and all other unsavoury pollutants.

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 No.167982

Going to have to do with a cup of Milo tonight, God nights like this make me realise I'm pretty much an alkie


 No.167988

nice


 No.167990


 No.167991

Last post fuckers


 No.171625

>>167991

Wrong.




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 No.166435[Reply]

OLD >>165666

Remember: In the van not in the man. Also the neet that gets quints must buy a goon bag for everyone here. That's 60 whole neetbux worth of goon for the brainlets in the audience who aren't good at math.

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 No.167208

File: 96b3a860465d360⋯.jpeg (1.33 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, kakarot.jpeg)


 No.167209

>>167204

first choice will beat dans by 15c


 No.167211

>tfw no one to hang out with


 No.167212

>get a call from a potential job

>looks dodgy

>really can't be fucked calling back

not having the best day NEETs, I just feel so drained having so many bad little things just pile up on top of each other


 No.167214

New Thread: >>167213

New Thread: >>167213

New Thread: >>167213

New Thread: >>167213

New Thread: >>167213




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 No.153518[Reply]

Any fellow fat cunts out there calorie counting?

Fuck all other diets, just make sure you use more energy than you put in. Simple.

I'm keeping it under 400 per day (RDI is 2,000) and walking 500 metres 3 times a day. 500 metres is a return trip to my mailbox.

I've been losing 500g a day for four weeks now. I'm still at 150kg, so I reckon another 30kg to go. (I'm tall and kinda built, underneath it all)

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 No.165411

>>164252

How dumb are you? Do you even understand what the word means?


 No.165729

>>153518

I just ate 600g of Doritos, end my pain pls


 No.166034

>>165411

I'm >>154117, the cunt who lost 23kg.

Explain to me how a 35000kJ weekly energy deficit can be anything less than 35000kJ (aka 1kg of blubber) being removed from the body. There's a Nobel Prize for proving Thermodynamics is wrong.


 No.166049

>>166034

It's already been explained, you're too dumb to understand


 No.166439

>>166049

Just saying "slow mah-matabolism" wasn't an explanation.

It's the 3rd time you avoided answering.




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 No.164798[Reply]

Are most abos this likeable, amiable, docile, good natured, kind, loyal and trustworthy?

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 No.165635

>>164995

Pretty much. I know in Alice Springs, there's actually a by-law stating that if you hit an abo with your car, you should not stop to provide aid or check on them (as you have a high chance of being mobbed by any you left alive). Instead, it's not only legal to drive away from the scene and then call the cops once far enough away, but encouraged.


 No.165735

>>165635

That's some surprisingly sensible by-laws right there.

Should be adopted Australia wide.


 No.166001

>>164921

why is the water orange?


 No.166002

>>166001

Boong piss is orange


 No.166267

>>166001

fucking everything is orange out back




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 No.165666[Reply]

OLD >>164892

Who will win the battle of the elderNEETs?

grumblebumNEET or seniledelinquentNEET?

my money's on seniledelinquentNEET, he isn't as old but at least he isn't a sooky-la-la

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 No.166650

File: cd5a0e6ad62042b⋯.jpg (42.43 KB, 413x395, 413:395, 1512018127410.jpg)

>>166648

>I thought the alt-right only consisted of teenage edgelords. I was wrong.

I thought the low testosterone, effeminate pussies only belonged in the Left. I was wrong.


 No.166654

>>166650

>buying into left vs right

you fully grown baby


 No.166658

File: be27db905663147⋯.jpg (7.99 KB, 275x183, 275:183, download (1).jpg)

>>166654

>>buying into left vs right

>you fully grown baby

You - Not having the testosterone or the balls to fight for what you believe in, instead, sitting on the fence and hoping nobody hurts you. By fence I mean hiding in your room.


 No.166726

>>166658

I'm not sitting on the fence, I have strong views on certain issues. I don't just pick the "right's" side in every argument.


 No.166792

>>165862

Notes from Underground is the quintessential autistic neet book




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 No.154407[Reply]

gogogo

East Gippsland Reporting in

>tfw stacy and chad goes to races while i sit here

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 No.163205

where are most gippie neets at? sale/bairnsdale?


 No.163926

Mirboo North reporting in.

I would stay for a while,but theres are a few loli's i need to stalk at the pool today.

Country kids are a delicious mix of innocent and adventurous!


 No.164584

File: 3551b67070e65d6⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 540x444, 45:37, 4dacb6e09cd217e9c2baf684ca….jpg)

>>163926

>"few loli's i need to stalk at the pool today"

neck yourself kiddy fiddler


 No.165807

>>164584

Somebody call the AFP


 No.165825

>>164584

>>165807

I wouldnt worry too much about it,since if hes from Mirboo Nth then the chances are its his sister or cousin!

Inbred cunts aplenty in that neck of the woods.




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 No.164892[Reply]

OLD >>164080

All NEETs deserve to be loved, my friends. Seventy Five Characters.

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 No.165667

File: 31f8230b468f764⋯.jpg (23.63 KB, 480x628, 120:157, 1234923078459.jpg)

>>165664

Is -is this him?


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 No.165670

File: ff864b1155a3857⋯.jpg (3.58 KB, 225x49, 225:49, Untitled.jpg)

I did fucking good this round


 No.165671

>>165626

>having the confidence to state your name


 No.165675

>>165653

ok so I'm still depressed and have no gf what now




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 No.158934[Reply]

>yfw beta males with male order chinks will be the death of Australia

75chars75chars75chars75chars

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 No.164212

>beta "male" and his asian wife sometimes come to where I work

>she doesn't speak english

>she thinks she does though

>he just mumbles a bit and then lets her do all the talking

>I have to try to guess what they want while she taps on the glass of the display case and squawks

>every time I guess wrong he glares at me but doesn't say anything

>every time he glares at me I look him in the eye and he quickly looks at the ground

Fucking hell I don't know which one disgusts me more.


 No.164244

>>159979

Imagine if he just spent that money on hookers, it'd be a much better use of it.

He could fuck a new one every week for the rest of his life, he could have threesomes with hot girls under 25, he could drop the cash to have a couple of 21 year old whores over all day for his birthday every year.

Instead he gives his money to some fucking harpy chink, she's probably old and ugly too, and if he actually is into asians he could move over to Thailand or the Philippines and fuck a new girl every day for the rest of his life with that kind of money.


 No.164326

>>164244

Yeah i know mate. But this is the mind of the beta too fearful to push the boundaries he actually seeks to be a slave to a woman.

I honestly would prefer panjeets and chicks over beta white males who betray their masculinity and nation


 No.164403

File: f868a21fb1ee74c⋯.jpg (72.25 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1506661280101.jpg)

>be an alpha-minus racist pig

>suddenly get an adorable chink gf

>family disapproves

>hate my hypocritical self, while still hating chinks

>will die before 60 thankfully

Why can't a good woman like my gf be born into a white vessel…


 No.165059

>>164403

they can, you just can't find em because you're a dumb cunt who can't understand fake communist prattle or pretend to empathise with liberal bullshit actors




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 No.164080[Reply]

OLD >>163306

Let us elucidate on the most intriguing issues of our times. Also the 69 edition was 100 ago now, what the fuck. Won't be long before we hit the weed number now.

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 No.164885

>>164880

Morning m8, I already have a productive member


 No.164886

How have you been NEETS

I was trying to kill myself for the past week but like the loser I am, failed even that.

Have the five of you been getting along without me?


 No.164888

>>164886

Bloody hell m8, you don't wanna be doing that, we'd miss you.

Threads been same as ever, the new posters seem a bit less arseholey this week so that's nice.


 No.164890

>tfw depressed and hungover


 No.164893




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 No.155633[Reply]

No you're not, motherfuckers. I can see it right here, you have plenty of space!

LET

US

IN!

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 No.162991

>>162558

A plumber who's full of shit.


 No.163419

>>162991

stfu degenerate


 No.163423

>>163419

A plumber who's spewing shit, not very professional I gotta say Pawel.


 No.163605

>>155633

If you're willing to live in the outback, and get deported back home if you ever leave it, sure come right in.


 No.163695

Only if you are white.




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 No.163306[Reply]

Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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 No.164115

>>164113

>What's on the back of the snack pack

Aloha


 No.164135

ok NEETies

I'll admit it, I'm drunk or at least at the border


 No.164138

where'd all this bloody water come from?


 No.164139

>>164138

The jews.


 No.164143

al;so Australia has 18C/65.4f in summer for some fucking weird wreason I mean why is it 18c/65.4 IN THE FUCKING SUMMERE

NUKE MELBOURE AND CANBERRA AND SYDNEY TOLOO AND WE MAY AS WELL BNUKE BRIS

BANE?

WHILE WE';re at it

also

brisBANE??

tell ne about brisabe why does it have the bane???????




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 No.141243[Reply]

So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

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 No.159987

>>155650

never seen a nigger in estonia

norway is kicking out a lot of the refugees actually their government is right wing


 No.160962

>>156132

Abos are basically too dumb to comprehend any sort of religion. They are mostly alcoholics and petrol sniffers. Some get converted to islam in prison though


 No.161034

>>156132

Dunno if you call it a religion but all their myths are about talking animals that kill and fuck each other


 No.162168

>>141243

Where would/should a saffa go to?

if there's still any possibility you cucks are accepting the last of the white african tribes.


 No.163058

>>158992

>Maybe it's only Christchurch where this is a problem

Last time I went to NZ on holidays (a few years ago) there were fuckloads of Asians in Auckland so I don't think it's just Christchurch.




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 No.162505[Reply]

167 is a pretty high number. Your average neet would give up before it when attempting to count.

OLD >>161738

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 No.163301

File: fc7354bf844d8a0⋯.jpg (54.17 KB, 409x270, 409:270, 2mw7z35.jpg)

>>163289

googling:

>Indonesia has a massive problem of open defecation. The WHO/UNICEF JMP reports estimates that there are around 55 million people practicing open defecation in the country, or one quarter approximately of the population. This is the second highest country total, after India


 No.163302

>>163297

I feel like this will act as a prelude to normalising paedophilia. Because the whole argument there is the age of consent and being able to make proper decisions at such a young age - they can't comprehend the full magnitude of their actions; so by essentially saying that these kids can fuck with their endocrine system at such a young age, which will affect them physically and mentally, where's the barrier between that and paedophilia. It's really fucked up


 No.163303

>>163301

Probably higher per capita than India too

Pajeets got cucked at their own game


 No.163304

>>163301

I thought China would have them beat


 No.163305

>>163304

Their entire country is a toilet




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 No.130222[Reply]

what are our thoughts on bike gangs and groups in Australia?

are they gonna save us?

any members browse here?

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 No.131017

>>131016

actually we do like what he's implying there buddy


 No.131317

>>130991

Wallsend is a shithole so bad it even has a mosque. No wonder the lebs are moving in


 No.131337

>>130222

>are they gonna save us?

I don't think selling meth to high schoolers is going to save anyone from anything.


 No.131364

>local nomads MC clubhouse gets raided

>they peel off the logo from the building

>once less interesting sight on the trip to work

feels bad man


 No.162169

Grown up around bikers and know a club president in Newcastle. They are mostly infiltrated with the same filth….

They spread CP and the like and literally are just a bunch of wolves trying to feed on one another. Internal conflicts is why they always get sunk with scum turning informants etc.

Fuck you Nomads.

(100% are sickos)




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 No.161738[Reply]

GOON. GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS FUCKING GOON

You know it's the right choice. Nectar of the NEETgod, the holy soma of the lowly man, ballsweat of KeK himself.

Don't deny what's in your blood. You don't need these fancy poofter drinks to fit in here.

OLD >>160984

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 No.162846

>>162502

Praise NeetGod


 No.162848

File: 2a130d6e42045e3⋯.jpg (19.12 KB, 265x200, 53:40, b_1_q_0_p_0.jpg)

I hope Alan Tudge doesn't see this thread


 No.162961

I am a neet predator. When I see a thread with unguarded posts just sitting there I steal them no fucks given.

I may strike again. You have been warned.


 No.163424

File: b1f123d49c4b93f⋯.jpg (80.63 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, 1477903378400.jpg)

I'm going to steal another one of these posts.


 No.163989

File: f86dff5c7f691cf⋯.jpg (107.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, lc40bL.jpg)

I'm taking another one of these posts.




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