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File: 142e400b0435195⋯.jpg (51.21 KB, 500x720, 25:36, 142e400b0435195776855367d0….jpg)

 No.169583[Reply]

OLD >>168762

Is the Melbournian the issue?

What should he do to help us as a whole?

We will just be a distant memory for him one day and he will know that he did the right thing.

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 No.170441

POO


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IN


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THE


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LOO


 No.170446

POOJETA




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 No.162681[Reply]

So this is the power of the Yes vote.

http://archive.is/tpyQg

https:// www. pedestrian .tv/news/two-men-stripped-naked-rooted-flinders-st-station/

Compare this unhinged, twitsed article that Pedoyassstrian penned to a standard lamestream media which looks high journalism in comparison

http://archive.is/dabw9

https://www. 9news .com.au/national/2017/11/27/10/03/naked-men-arrested-after-lewd-act-at-flinders-street-station

A lot of gay shit has happened in Melbourne but we're off the cliff edge now. This will get memory hole'd in favour of brave Manus Island refugees who left all the women behind in their peaceful African nations to get gibs and white wimminz

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 No.168423

>>162906

>polygamous pedophilia will become legal in australia soon

wtf


 No.168488

>>168423

It'll happen within our lifetimes if things don't turn around. We'll have to see.


 No.169094

>>166356

how's the weather up there


 No.169489

File: 8f6d1cb6b76a1ba⋯.jpg (18.91 KB, 300x245, 60:49, no_homo.jpg)

>>162681

Had enough of this menace Yet?


 No.169722

>>168399

it's almost unbelievable that someone would actually bother to shill this board but they do, see them now and then zero fucking clue why they bother




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 No.167206[Reply]

Why the fuck is Johnny Howard wearing a yarmulke? Why is Turnbull allowed to be so blatantly kike? Was the mass non-white immigration implemented during the Howard Government related to him wearing jewish clothing?

pic related, Johnny applauding at the reception for PM Netanyahu

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 No.168684

>>168089

>Poland


 No.169087

>>168644

So, you are a newfag who isn't even Australian and you come here a week ago and think you have the right to shit up the board with your cuck memes? Get fucked. Everyone here is pretty right wing and you leftyniggers stand out like a sore thumb. Take your shitty leftist 'memes' your defense of Jews and degeneracy and shove it up your ass, you polish faggot


 No.169246

>>168684

poland is few of uncucked EU countries


 No.169710

>>169246

*one of the few


 No.169716

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File: 5ed62f571bb5a15⋯.png (560.66 KB, 800x471, 800:471, JudasReturns.png)

 No.162786[Reply]

THE AUDACITY OF THIS KIKE!

His piece of shit party is in ruins after constant scandals and losing out to labour now the PM of the Cayman Islands wants to use this scandal to give the (((tribe))) its wet dream. The POS wants to use this crisis in HIS government to change the constitution to allow foreign born fuckers to sit in our Parliament.

Turnbull asks for section 44 to be looked at over citizenship issues – politics live

>A bit of movement on section 44, and it is not just looking at citizenship.

>This has just popped up from Malcolm Turnbull’s office:

>Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters to examine operation of section 44

>Today I have referred a number of matters relating to citizenship and the operation of section 44 of the constitution to the joint standing committee on electoral matters (JSCEM) and released the terms of reference.

>Australia is the most successful multicultural society in the world and around a half of our citizens were either born overseas or have a parent born overseas. These Australians may be citizens of another country and, as we have seen with several members and senators, not be aware of it.

>I have asked the JSCEM to examine how our electoral laws can be improved to minimise the risk of candidates being found to be ineligible in the future and what, if any, changes should be made to section 44(i) of the constitution.

>JSCEM is also being asked to review the operation of section 44 of the constitution as a whole, as other provisions have raised questions regarding eligibility.

>Australians expect us to resolve the citizenship issue once and for all. The government has already acted to resolve the citizenship issues affecting the current parliament. This inquiry will help us ensure sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.165869

Jews are self entitled selfish cunts.


 No.166050

>>164938

>reddit spacing

>>>/reddit/


 No.166080

>>164938

>Failed to address Anon's point that without qualifications you'd have a hard time getting in

Absolutely classic move.


 No.167126

>>165869

poorfag detected


 No.169167

>>162829

>Shorten

I don't like him but I don't have choice to vote him in. Just vote many minor parties to the top so Labor party can't do whatever they like because I don't trust them.




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 No.168762[Reply]

Old thread: >>167959

How is self improvement 2017 going NEETs? What do you need to do to improve yourself and make yourself fit for society in 2018?

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 No.169628

>>169626

nah i mean post number so i dont miss it

anyway

NEW THREAD

>>169583

>>169583

>>169583


 No.169630

>>169627

Cumming in your goon source sounds like a recipe for disaster


 No.169631

>>169599

scat and BLACKED posting


 No.169634

>>169630

I actually unironically have a sexual fantasy where I fugg a girl, pull out then she jerks me off until i cum into a glass of goon


 No.169635

>>169630

he will own the goonstores




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 No.157913[Reply]

Too many wagies in the NEET Thread to be honest, so might as Make a general /aus/ general

Feel free to talk about Dans, Seppos, Woolies Cheesecakes and making seppos fuck off

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 No.168493

>>166644

Last bit of footage of him at least. Tragic stuff.


 No.168523

File: 2107ccd63d9eab3⋯.jpg (25.25 KB, 620x348, 155:87, 1285230787857.jpg)

>>168493

Fuck off with your Reddit Irwin worship.

>hurr be hes the one aussie heros who we phoneposters know abouts


 No.168695

>>168523

>Crack a joke about Australia being different if Steve lived

<YOU MUST BE FROM REDDIT!!!

Nice.


 No.168711

Your all faggots.


 No.168712

>>162750

>Dastyari

>China

Oh is it that time of year again?




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 No.167959[Reply]

>>167213

Remember, nameneets are not allowed to touch your no no areas. Stay strong, neets.

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 No.168761

>>168758

Yeah they are pretty good too.


 No.168763

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 No.168764

Looked at the bets I made at the TAB the other day, lost everything…just fuck my shit up


 No.168765

>>168764

How much did you bet?


 No.168766

>>168760

Only doing it because Dan's have stopped stocking the 500ml cans of Stella I'm after while liquorland still have them, otherwise I hate liquorland, abo tier store




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 No.167213[Reply]

Lets clean up our acts NEETs. Lets have a nice comfy thread, free of curry-stained Poojeta arse holes, abo dicks and all other unsavoury pollutants.

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 No.167982

Going to have to do with a cup of Milo tonight, God nights like this make me realise I'm pretty much an alkie


 No.167988

nice


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 No.167991

Last post fuckers


 No.171625

>>167991

Wrong.




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 No.166435[Reply]

OLD >>165666

Remember: In the van not in the man. Also the neet that gets quints must buy a goon bag for everyone here. That's 60 whole neetbux worth of goon for the brainlets in the audience who aren't good at math.

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 No.167208

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 No.167209

>>167204

first choice will beat dans by 15c


 No.167211

>tfw no one to hang out with


 No.167212

>get a call from a potential job

>looks dodgy

>really can't be fucked calling back

not having the best day NEETs, I just feel so drained having so many bad little things just pile up on top of each other


 No.167214

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 No.153518[Reply]

Any fellow fat cunts out there calorie counting?

Fuck all other diets, just make sure you use more energy than you put in. Simple.

I'm keeping it under 400 per day (RDI is 2,000) and walking 500 metres 3 times a day. 500 metres is a return trip to my mailbox.

I've been losing 500g a day for four weeks now. I'm still at 150kg, so I reckon another 30kg to go. (I'm tall and kinda built, underneath it all)

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 No.165411

>>164252

How dumb are you? Do you even understand what the word means?


 No.165729

>>153518

I just ate 600g of Doritos, end my pain pls


 No.166034

>>165411

I'm >>154117, the cunt who lost 23kg.

Explain to me how a 35000kJ weekly energy deficit can be anything less than 35000kJ (aka 1kg of blubber) being removed from the body. There's a Nobel Prize for proving Thermodynamics is wrong.


 No.166049

>>166034

It's already been explained, you're too dumb to understand


 No.166439

>>166049

Just saying "slow mah-matabolism" wasn't an explanation.

It's the 3rd time you avoided answering.




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 No.164798[Reply]

Are most abos this likeable, amiable, docile, good natured, kind, loyal and trustworthy?

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 No.165635

>>164995

Pretty much. I know in Alice Springs, there's actually a by-law stating that if you hit an abo with your car, you should not stop to provide aid or check on them (as you have a high chance of being mobbed by any you left alive). Instead, it's not only legal to drive away from the scene and then call the cops once far enough away, but encouraged.


 No.165735

>>165635

That's some surprisingly sensible by-laws right there.

Should be adopted Australia wide.


 No.166001

>>164921

why is the water orange?


 No.166002

>>166001

Boong piss is orange


 No.166267

>>166001

fucking everything is orange out back




File: 1b335d048bb3926⋯.jpg (46.12 KB, 500x492, 125:123, back in my day pepe.jpg)

 No.165666[Reply]

OLD >>164892

Who will win the battle of the elderNEETs?

grumblebumNEET or seniledelinquentNEET?

my money's on seniledelinquentNEET, he isn't as old but at least he isn't a sooky-la-la

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 No.166650

File: cd5a0e6ad62042b⋯.jpg (42.43 KB, 413x395, 413:395, 1512018127410.jpg)

>>166648

>I thought the alt-right only consisted of teenage edgelords. I was wrong.

I thought the low testosterone, effeminate pussies only belonged in the Left. I was wrong.


 No.166654

>>166650

>buying into left vs right

you fully grown baby


 No.166658

File: be27db905663147⋯.jpg (7.99 KB, 275x183, 275:183, download (1).jpg)

>>166654

>>buying into left vs right

>you fully grown baby

You - Not having the testosterone or the balls to fight for what you believe in, instead, sitting on the fence and hoping nobody hurts you. By fence I mean hiding in your room.


 No.166726

>>166658

I'm not sitting on the fence, I have strong views on certain issues. I don't just pick the "right's" side in every argument.


 No.166792

>>165862

Notes from Underground is the quintessential autistic neet book




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 No.154407[Reply]

gogogo

East Gippsland Reporting in

>tfw stacy and chad goes to races while i sit here

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 No.163205

where are most gippie neets at? sale/bairnsdale?


 No.163926

Mirboo North reporting in.

I would stay for a while,but theres are a few loli's i need to stalk at the pool today.

Country kids are a delicious mix of innocent and adventurous!


 No.164584

File: 3551b67070e65d6⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 540x444, 45:37, 4dacb6e09cd217e9c2baf684ca….jpg)

>>163926

>"few loli's i need to stalk at the pool today"

neck yourself kiddy fiddler


 No.165807

>>164584

Somebody call the AFP


 No.165825

>>164584

>>165807

I wouldnt worry too much about it,since if hes from Mirboo Nth then the chances are its his sister or cousin!

Inbred cunts aplenty in that neck of the woods.




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 No.164892[Reply]

OLD >>164080

All NEETs deserve to be loved, my friends. Seventy Five Characters.

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 No.165667

File: 31f8230b468f764⋯.jpg (23.63 KB, 480x628, 120:157, 1234923078459.jpg)

>>165664

Is -is this him?


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 No.165670

File: ff864b1155a3857⋯.jpg (3.58 KB, 225x49, 225:49, Untitled.jpg)

I did fucking good this round


 No.165671

>>165626

>having the confidence to state your name


 No.165675

>>165653

ok so I'm still depressed and have no gf what now




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 No.158934[Reply]

>yfw beta males with male order chinks will be the death of Australia

75chars75chars75chars75chars

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 No.164212

>beta "male" and his asian wife sometimes come to where I work

>she doesn't speak english

>she thinks she does though

>he just mumbles a bit and then lets her do all the talking

>I have to try to guess what they want while she taps on the glass of the display case and squawks

>every time I guess wrong he glares at me but doesn't say anything

>every time he glares at me I look him in the eye and he quickly looks at the ground

Fucking hell I don't know which one disgusts me more.


 No.164244

>>159979

Imagine if he just spent that money on hookers, it'd be a much better use of it.

He could fuck a new one every week for the rest of his life, he could have threesomes with hot girls under 25, he could drop the cash to have a couple of 21 year old whores over all day for his birthday every year.

Instead he gives his money to some fucking harpy chink, she's probably old and ugly too, and if he actually is into asians he could move over to Thailand or the Philippines and fuck a new girl every day for the rest of his life with that kind of money.


 No.164326

>>164244

Yeah i know mate. But this is the mind of the beta too fearful to push the boundaries he actually seeks to be a slave to a woman.

I honestly would prefer panjeets and chicks over beta white males who betray their masculinity and nation


 No.164403

File: f868a21fb1ee74c⋯.jpg (72.25 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1506661280101.jpg)

>be an alpha-minus racist pig

>suddenly get an adorable chink gf

>family disapproves

>hate my hypocritical self, while still hating chinks

>will die before 60 thankfully

Why can't a good woman like my gf be born into a white vessel…


 No.165059

>>164403

they can, you just can't find em because you're a dumb cunt who can't understand fake communist prattle or pretend to empathise with liberal bullshit actors




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