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File: 79bb1093418aac5⋯.jpg (68.61 KB, 604x767, 604:767, NurELUySX1apHDCPInSWoHM-uG….jpg)

 No.147590[Reply]

If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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 No.147828

anyone got the ass pic of the other girl??


 No.147900

>>147638

so prove it or stfu


 No.147983

>>147590

who cares there's no penis


 No.156823

File: b9d618f5ed78d29⋯.png (70.67 KB, 261x192, 87:64, 1500579955040.png)


 No.156832

>>147590

Saggy, they look similar to man boobs




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 No.156382[Reply]

Fuck sake mates

OLD >>155559

Lets spend the next 750 working out how to avoid shitposters killing the thread

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 No.157311

I'm gonna dance the night away


 No.157312

You make me feel like dancing


 No.157313

I feel like dancing, dancing


 No.157314

Whoo!


 No.157315

Dance the night away




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 No.155559[Reply]

Old thread: >>154748

Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?

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 No.156377

>>156363

Dating a rich obese fatty is a pretty good career move

It's basically being a nurse except you get a big payout before they hit 50


 No.156378

Broke my nofap streak to an hour of edging to just solo girls. Did a huge cum and my balls ached afterwards.


 No.156379

Big abo cock


 No.156380

>>156377

downside is she has to try and find his penor burried under that vast gut


 No.156381

Pajeets pussy




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 No.154864[Reply]

Hi /aus

not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest

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 No.155387

Wouldn't renouncing a birth citizenship be more the ones to watch for 'modern-treasonisms' rather than simply being eligible for a foreign citizenship?

How to renounce an eligibility? Or why even?


 No.155482

Lambo confirmed for bloody absolute full-blooded aussie patriot

The rest of the house of reps should just stand down because they can't possibly match even half that commitment


 No.155489

> Do we need to make this a thing?

Should we just tell everyone who hasn't at least a parent / grandparent? that has served for the Australian Defence force to forget about the cushy federal government jobs?


 No.155494

Fucking move here and run for PM in the same decade deserves a stint of service


 No.155507

I'm actually tempted to go an sign up to get shot at now




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 No.154748[Reply]

Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.

Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.

I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.

I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.

I made a mistake last thread sorry.

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 No.155576

>>155573

hmm yes indeed


 No.155579

>>155576

不要和我的考拉人在一起;我们将自己带走澳大利亚,你将成为我们的依赖狗。


 No.155584

知彼知己,百戰不殆;不知彼而知己,一勝一負;不知彼,不知己,每戰必殆

>这就是为什么我们在你所有的大学。

故用兵之法,十則圍之,五則攻之,倍則分之, 敵則能戰之,少則能守之,不若則能避之。

>我们比你多一百倍。

是故百戰百勝,非善之善者也;不戰而屈人之兵,善之善者也。

我们已经赢了。


 No.155585

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 No.155587

>大豆让你变得柔软

你越相信越好,这是我们的秘密力量。

>>155585

多么胖的人妖




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 No.153942[Reply]

OLD >>153158

This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?

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 No.154762

>making a new thread with twenty posts left


 No.154785

the new threads are so shit i'll just stay here for a while


 No.154786

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>>154785

yep, fuck that shit

/aus/ must've had an influx of newfriends

morning


 No.154790

Morning lads

Burnt through that last thread fuckin' quick


 No.154892

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 No.145215[Reply]

I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?

https://www.facebook.com/natalietran.communitychannel/videos/10155082731002831/

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 No.153304

>>152650

That's what the left does. Whenever they manage to convince themselves that their latest pet cause is guaranteed to succeed, they stop trying and start celebrating, no matter how premature. They're going on about "no" winning so that the virtue-signalling fucks actually bother to fill in the postal vote and send it in. They still won't bother, though, because voting "yes" isn't as important to them as going on social media to tell everyone else to vote "yes".


 No.153308

File: 58ffcdd4b6650c2⋯.png (41.82 KB, 663x625, 663:625, haaaaaaaaaaaaa.png)

>>153304

ah right, i remember that happened with anti-trump faggots.


 No.153349

lol fuck the gays

when the fuck are they releasing the results? where can I find good polls?

holy shit the butthurt if the vote is NO will be delicious


 No.153407

What a lot of people don't understand is that not even a lot of the gay community wanted this $122mil mess and unfortunately since the coalition has gone and fucked themselves over royally due to it we're gonna end up with a Labor govt and SSM passed into law eventually anyway.

All the government achieved with this is wasting money and starting more arguments between proponents and opponents.


 No.153772

>>153308

anarchists dont vote




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 No.153158[Reply]

Old Thread: >>152358

We need to start getting better at making these in time.

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 No.153995

These are not high quality posts


 No.153996

bump


 No.153999

155 was a mistake


 No.154001

>>153999

Long live #156


 No.154002

>>153999

And you wasted a 999 girlfriend wish for us all you cunt




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 No.149712[Reply]

Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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 No.150484

>>149712

Dubbo?


 No.151010

>>150484

I think macksville has a very large abbo population


 No.151983

The NT has fuckton of abbos. They even use opal fuel there


 No.153132

Alice Springs. The cunts stomp on each other’s heads and run each other over with their busted up shit box pord palcons 😂


 No.153413

>>150480

We used to have a massive typical coon family here but they all got moved up north and the crime rate dropped significantly




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 No.129254[Reply]

who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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 No.144900

>>129311

>took bombs

fuckin struth m8

the nips bombed alot more than just darwin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_raids_on_Australia,_1942–43

At one point they flew 400km inland from Darwin to bomb an airfield because they though there might allied bombers there. They killed 2 abos and some poor lady.


 No.148173

File: b8cdd053b211ecd⋯.jpg (144.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD G….jpg)

>>129311

>Fought alongside Burgerstan in 'Nam

>An imperialist war conjoined with France to prevent the Vietnamese from organizing their own government and reunifying

>This is supposed to make Australia "better"


 No.148185

australia, because although oz and canada have roughly the same asian percentage, asians are not really visible in the society at the top levels. our government is pretty much all white while canada's government is half full of shitskins


 No.152989

Australia, because we'd never give up this country. Canada doesn't seem to have the same love and patriotism that we do.

I am sure that many Australians would quite literally fight till we die defending our country.


 No.153350

>>152989

>go to bunnings to get paint mixed

>employee has a thick american accent (southern maybe?)

>asks if "y'all need any help"

>she mixes the paint successfully

yeah, you yanks go hard too




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 No.145065[Reply]

I've just come to the conclusion

there's only 3 types of people in Australia

>bludgers

>workers

>uni art fags

so /aus/ which are you?

>i'm a worker btw

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 No.145722

>>145065

Convict/crook


 No.145774

>>145065

I'm A stralian


 No.145881

>>145479

If farmers aren't workers noone is


 No.153310

>>145588

yep me too


 No.153337

>>145065

bludger neet




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 No.144114[Reply]

> LOVE IS LOVE

Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.

Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.

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 No.152188

>>152065

love has no species


 No.152270

>>144114

>LOVE IS LOVE

I wonder how long before they use that for pedos


 No.152458

>>152270

wat is nambla


 No.152765

>>152458

lurk moar


 No.152793

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 No.152358[Reply]

Don't fall for wagie lies and that Cheesecake is the true path

captcha: aznsfb

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 No.153153

>>153152

I'd get yourself tested for cholera


 No.153154

>>153152

Yeah Dominos seems to have way more Indians than everyone

While Pizza Hut has a bunch of Muzzies

As does Red Rooster

While Subway is filled with Asians

Hungry Jacks is all Niggers

While KFC is filled with mystery meats

And Fucking strange is the fact that McDonalds is pretty white


 No.153155


 No.153156

>>153154

how about barnacle bills?


 No.153157

>>153156

The fuck is Barnacle Bills, is that a WA thing?




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 No.150302[Reply]

A thread for booze, drinking tips and drinking mixes.

Ive been drinking port and soda. Its actually very nice much better than goon, i bought a bottle like pic related for $10, 10 standard drinks. Mixed with soda its much more drink able almost tastes like a spiced rum, i sometimes add a squeze of lime.

And other good cheap drinks?

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 No.151485

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>>150302

fat cunt reporting in

gona stick to my vomit bombs thankyou very much

you can keep ur pre mixed drinks for the gay bar


 No.151493

File: 6c977052b61e15d⋯.jpg (235.01 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 2684863[1].jpg)

>>151485

To fuckin' right m8


 No.151906

>>151493

> Not as bitter as it's gonna be


 No.151934

1ST CHOICE (aka Coles) had dropped the price of XXX BITTER from $59 to $55 this week.

So I bought a carton in Celebration!


 No.153911

I like mixing beer with the juices of my stomach.




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 No.150959[Reply]

Why do you goyim resist the inevitable change that is coming?

Why do Ausfailians resist their Chinese heritage?

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 No.151913

>>150959

> qubec best state


 No.151915

File: 692578a3d2955d3⋯.png (729.87 KB, 746x585, 746:585, sadwalls.png)

today this?


 No.151916

File: 3a763dedd9f903e⋯.png (254.83 KB, 922x600, 461:300, trumpsnewride.png)

bit of humour, though he could probably afford one


 No.151924

File: d9cdf9b8c89c69d⋯.png (32.1 KB, 669x152, 669:152, second.png)

> No voting Immigrants and the first peoples are probably more 2nd sweetie

Lets be a bit realistic though


 No.151931

> tfw you chant equality

> but it looks just like privilege




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