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I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?


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That's what the left does. Whenever they manage to convince themselves that their latest pet cause is guaranteed to succeed, they stop trying and start celebrating, no matter how premature. They're going on about "no" winning so that the virtue-signalling fucks actually bother to fill in the postal vote and send it in. They still won't bother, though, because voting "yes" isn't as important to them as going on social media to tell everyone else to vote "yes".


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ah right, i remember that happened with anti-trump faggots.


lol fuck the gays

when the fuck are they releasing the results? where can I find good polls?

holy shit the butthurt if the vote is NO will be delicious


What a lot of people don't understand is that not even a lot of the gay community wanted this $122mil mess and unfortunately since the coalition has gone and fucked themselves over royally due to it we're gonna end up with a Labor govt and SSM passed into law eventually anyway.

All the government achieved with this is wasting money and starting more arguments between proponents and opponents.



anarchists dont vote

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Old Thread: >>152358

We need to start getting better at making these in time.

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These are not high quality posts




155 was a mistake



Long live #156



And you wasted a 999 girlfriend wish for us all you cunt

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Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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I think macksville has a very large abbo population


The NT has fuckton of abbos. They even use opal fuel there


Alice Springs. The cunts stomp on each other’s heads and run each other over with their busted up shit box pord palcons 😂



We used to have a massive typical coon family here but they all got moved up north and the crime rate dropped significantly

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who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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>took bombs

fuckin struth m8

the nips bombed alot more than just darwin


At one point they flew 400km inland from Darwin to bomb an airfield because they though there might allied bombers there. They killed 2 abos and some poor lady.


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>Fought alongside Burgerstan in 'Nam

>An imperialist war conjoined with France to prevent the Vietnamese from organizing their own government and reunifying

>This is supposed to make Australia "better"


australia, because although oz and canada have roughly the same asian percentage, asians are not really visible in the society at the top levels. our government is pretty much all white while canada's government is half full of shitskins


Australia, because we'd never give up this country. Canada doesn't seem to have the same love and patriotism that we do.

I am sure that many Australians would quite literally fight till we die defending our country.



>go to bunnings to get paint mixed

>employee has a thick american accent (southern maybe?)

>asks if "y'all need any help"

>she mixes the paint successfully

yeah, you yanks go hard too

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I've just come to the conclusion

there's only 3 types of people in Australia



>uni art fags

so /aus/ which are you?

>i'm a worker btw

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I'm A stralian



If farmers aren't workers noone is



yep me too



bludger neet

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Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.

Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.

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love has no species




I wonder how long before they use that for pedos



wat is nambla



lurk moar


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Don't fall for wagie lies and that Cheesecake is the true path

captcha: aznsfb

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I'd get yourself tested for cholera



Yeah Dominos seems to have way more Indians than everyone

While Pizza Hut has a bunch of Muzzies

As does Red Rooster

While Subway is filled with Asians

Hungry Jacks is all Niggers

While KFC is filled with mystery meats

And Fucking strange is the fact that McDonalds is pretty white




how about barnacle bills?



The fuck is Barnacle Bills, is that a WA thing?

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A thread for booze, drinking tips and drinking mixes.

Ive been drinking port and soda. Its actually very nice much better than goon, i bought a bottle like pic related for $10, 10 standard drinks. Mixed with soda its much more drink able almost tastes like a spiced rum, i sometimes add a squeze of lime.

And other good cheap drinks?

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fat cunt reporting in

gona stick to my vomit bombs thankyou very much

you can keep ur pre mixed drinks for the gay bar


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To fuckin' right m8



> Not as bitter as it's gonna be


1ST CHOICE (aka Coles) had dropped the price of XXX BITTER from $59 to $55 this week.

So I bought a carton in Celebration!


I like mixing beer with the juices of my stomach.

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Why do you goyim resist the inevitable change that is coming?

Why do Ausfailians resist their Chinese heritage?

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> qubec best state


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today this?


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bit of humour, though he could probably afford one


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> No voting Immigrants and the first peoples are probably more 2nd sweetie

Lets be a bit realistic though


> tfw you chant equality

> but it looks just like privilege

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Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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Someone else make the next General. I'm too lazy, plus I can never remember how to link the old one.


I'll just



Use up



The last posts


Kek'd hard at this

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My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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If you can do the maths for this then you are not abbo.



Nah, cenno does the maths for them.



t. Boong


how didn't any one sniff you out as an abo? they have such a distinctive smell. even the passably white ones.

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."


It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I hated running. I much preferred stomping with a pack than running around.


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>He said undue emphasis on Anzac stories that were “overwhelmingly white, overwhelmingly male, overwhelmingly Anglo-Saxon” risked alienating women and indigenous and ethnic Australians, who were currently under-represented in the army.

>“We need to really focus on this because that’s where the talent lies and we’ve got to be an employer of talented men and women if we want the most capable defence force in the future,” Lt Gen Morrison said.



good thing morrison is retired then




Fuck I hate that cunt so much.


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It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.





It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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It wasn't accidental



Nah it was I was drunk and confused my pisse bottle with my drink bottle



well I'm there if you really want to talk





The chinks have all our data anyway, unless you are planning anything illegal over discord like a retard I'm not too concerned



Been out its prettt meh

Just sex toys in sex shop.

Fuck figures

there are jap cars in Aus too

Not groping a girl in a train. I'll go to jail. And girls are hard to grope here, they are very wary.

Trying to have fun and failing

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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> Cijacking intensifies


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> How to deradicalize the CIA without getting killed

> dont


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> brutal

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Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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kind of but maybe not, i have used them before though.



If that happens a lot you should get some rehydration salts

The orange flavoured ones are easy to get down



No I have no antacid.



I have only thrown up a handful of times in my life. I don't plan on it happening again any time remotely soon.

I feel so awful.


move to new thread niggros

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