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any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

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>search 'redflag' for reasons

>get a commie newsletter



You can't make this shit up. It almost looks like satire.



I hope you showed them some good old Aussie "social justice".



haha yeah I hope he bashed those dumb cunts aye right on cobber right on


the easiest way to stop these people is to just stop shitskin immigration. all the speeches and conferences these commies have dont mean shit if they lose the ability to import shitskins to destroy australia. without shitskins they have no influence and cant do any real damage to the country, since without shitskins they're guaranteed to never be elected or liked by most people.

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OLD >>191430

Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?

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Went to Canberra for 3 days



Why would you go to Canberra?



he glows in the dark m8



mummybot wanted me too


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Im considered aboriginal, and my mum wanted me to know that every waking moment of my life.

It didnt matter that i had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, becuase my blue eyed white skined father with europoid features was considered "aboriginal".

Yeah i grew up around aboriginals but i consider myself post racial now.

Everyone got drunk all the time when i was a kid.

If a family acquaintance died, everyone used it as an excuse to do hard drugs or drink until passing out crying.

My white mum was an ex-vegan feminist and single. She ide tified with the "pain" of aboriginal people and used me and my siblings as a way for her to weasle herself into any aboriginal community she wanted.

A few years she literally took everyone (younger sibling as well) to a dangerous protest march where cops rammed their horses into the crowd.

She acts lile she gives a fuck about aboriginals but she enables them to stay pathetic and hopless.

My whole childhood and early adulthood was her brainwashing me with munchausen.

Blew my special needs way the fuck out of proportion and made me overeat whicj screwed up my hunger and made me fat at 7years old.

She fucked with my head so i developed more compulsions, brain problems and fears.

The fat ruined my health and made me monsterously ugly which gave me gender confusion becuase i was not a cute girl anymore but a big gross eric cartman.

As a 13yo, my leg rashss turned into leaking wounds and boils.

I had puberty complications caused by weight.

I missed too much school and failed.

I felt like a retarded ugly looser.

I got fatter and diagnosed with a thyroid disorder.

My mum conPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Is she aware that she has no neck, mirrors might not be very common in rural Australia?



She knows, she just uses it as an excuse to feel more crap and do nothing about it.

I came for easter and when i said i may not be able to bring the food back with me, my fatassinstantlwho only previously said hello to me, started yelling at me instantly in a selfrightious tone about how i should bring the stuff back cuz "MUM GOT IT FOR YOU".

I aint bringing back check in bags and i may not be able to bring back the big tub of dried figs i was given cuz of fruit customs on the plane. (The rest is chocolate i already said my spouse didnt want)



I mean *fat ass sister



Just say, yeah mum I'll take and home and if you cannot just bin them. Ask at the desk during check in they should now or declare it on entry. You cannot be fined for declaring an item and then having it taken away from you for free, if worse comes to worse



But yeah you would have to pay for checked baggage and that would suck.

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Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

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I don't mind Tasmanians, I've got a good friend who's one.

Got a good head on him, real switched on. Can't say the same for the other head though.


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i thought they were breeding dinosaurs and shit down in tassie

are you telling me people actually live there?


I dated a tasmanian girl for a while (long distance you understand, I'm not one.) She would fly in and fly out. She was up for everything in a way that girls from the mainland just aren't. I mean everything.



careful bro tassie girls are headcases



>dated in past tense

Yeah man believe me I know.

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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cold air doesnt carry water

warm air carries water

it only rains when warm air becomes cold


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WA is shitty enough already without pummeling it with tri yearly cat 5 cylcones and random cold snaps



>the real question is what sort of effects a green australia would have on the rest of the World

Who cares? fuck the rest of the world



I thought of a dumb idea. If we could sink it into the ground a little, and create a thicker layer of trees, then introduce TONS of moisture to create low clouds, hopefully we could produce like, a miniature climate that has tons of rain



can someone with a science braine tell me how this wouldnt work?

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/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

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Porties are alright blokes but you all seem a bit high and mighty, banter comes from the heart and when the spirit is light and without care the abuse can flow forth unburdened. It may not be possible for other people to banter at such capacities as the Aussie, even our kindred in Canada and NZ can't quite match it


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That was beautiful lad, reads like it came from the heart.




I see why the swedes suck dick now, it warms them up.

Truly a survivalistic race.


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It could just be the environment. Cleve was born in America, but after living in Australia for a number of years he was able to become one of the foremost shitposters of our time.



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>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

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Not that anybody can get DSP applications approved anymore.


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I applied for DSP a year ago, still fighting for it to be approved.



shit, thats not encouraging



Why are you posting facebook memes?

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for gibs



Boongs hate the skinnies here in the west. This is no surprise.


The Abos will lose, the abo gangs in Newcastle got their shit kicked in by Sudo gangs back in the early/mid 2000s. I’ll root for the Koori but they are a defeated people, those sudos are fucking animals



Abos. But one hopes for mutual annihilation.



Clearly they need more booze then.

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WA Liberal Party members have passed a WAxit motion for a committee to examine if the state could become financially independent.

"It doesn't just go to the GST. We send a significant amount of revenue in the form of income tax … capital gains tax, superannuation contributions' tax all goes to Canberra.

The motion was passed 89 votes to 73.


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stfu you fucking fat stupid burger



>what is a proxy

typical subhuman pole



i hope you all end in prison for hate speech fuckers



I hope merkel forces your country to take in brown people



All manufactured.

>The voices for changing the date just seem to be getting louder

>and to demonstrate this here is some vox pops from a bunch of white people because we don't know any actual Aboriginals.

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OLD >>190617

Well neetos things are changing a bit, but hopefully some of us stick around for the next 751

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three, i'm going to bed too



I'll do it lads



can't wait




I'm a liar and a fool, I went to sleep and forgot

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the hunt is on lads!

gather any info you can and be sure to spread it


this faggot goes to work everyday like the rest of us

>what car does he drive

>where does he live

>what's his route to work

>where has he been spotted

set up a perimeter and track him down!

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He doesn't have a degree in music and did Engineering and Law in Melbourne, not Egypt.

What the fuck are you on about?


i don't get it, what'd he do and what evidence is there of him doing it



he is a moslem and the evidence is his dirty brown skin



am i on /pol/ ?



Waleedaleed is the biggest cunt on TV

I'll never forget his post US 2016 election special where he walked around some American city with his dumb brown hands in a big dumb trenchcoat following and talking to the camera like some fuckin noir detective, saying shit like he knows exactly why all the mean white males voted for DRUMPF

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Dear Board Owner.

Today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is a general thread from most of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke. He has a habit of getting drunk and can be fairly impulsive and stupid at times but he does mean well and isn't a real threat to anyone other than himself.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

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Yeah, I'm a bit of a gay cunt.

This has been a strange episode.



Yes you are a beta faggot. But you were right to stand up for Monk. The BO was in the wrong. He is no longer an effective moderator because he does not follow what is going on and so does not have the flexibility to his moderation he needs because he does not understand the stories and individuals behind posts that get reported.

An active moderator would have deleted Monk's bomb post five minutes after it was made, seen who made it, and then issued a warning to Monk about that shit not being a joke and do it again and you will be banned. And then everyone would have just moved on.


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This is a good meme, I'm sure he likes it.


i don't get it, does monk not know how to change his ip address?

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let’s say I happen to be a doctor/healthcare professional and I decided to move my practice to straya. is this a good idea, why or why not? are aussies in general, good patients?

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>what about dentists

Not certain of the accreditation procedures for Dentist sorry, but I am guessing it may be similar but not as intense. You are still expected to provide medical treatment during life-threatening situation (anaphylaxis).

Your best bet would be to find a certification board in the state where you want to live. There should be more information there about the process then find a forum where people talk about this. As much as a cringe when I say this, Whirlpool.net.au may provide some useful advice from dentists, but there are a lot of internet experts who post on there. You will need to filter the information.

I still recommend the rural and remote pathway because that is a high demand area where you could the high level of patients to the bulk bill (charge the government for set fees for set services) with a lowish gap fee (the fee the patient pays between what you charge and what the government pays). Gap payments are often made by health insurance providers and are dependent on each dentist. One dentist could be gap-free with one insurance company but expect payment from another insurance provider. It all depends on the area, the consumers as you may be a successful bulk billing practice that makes good money from it because no one is working in the area. A few bulk bill dentists still exist out in Western Sydney, but their quality is not known.



>I still recommend the rural and remote pathway because that is a high demand area where you could the high level of patients to the bulk bill (charge the government for set fees for set services) with a lowish gap fee (the fee the patient pays between what you charge and what the government pays). Gap payments are often made by health insurance providers and are dependent on each dentist. One dentist could be gap-free with one insurance company but expect payment from another insurance provider. It all depends on the area, the consumers as you may be a successful bulk billing practice that makes good money from it because no one is working in the area. A few bulk bill dentists still exist out in Western Sydney, but their quality is not known.

There is no such thing as a "bulk billing" dentist in Australia, dentistry isn't covered by medicare.

There are some state based programs that provide free dental care to people with health care cards or children and there's also a federal program for children as well but on the whole dentistry doesn't work on the basis of a set government rebate and a potential gap, dentists just charge and private health insurance covers part of that if you have it. In some cases private health insurers have preferred clinics and do things like giving 100% back on checkups but it has nothing to do with medicare or the government.

Typically the state based programs are run out of public clinics where the dentists are employed by the state government.



>There is no such thing as a "bulk billing" dentist in Australia,

Sorry, I was incorrect. This the correct advice that there is no completely free dentistry provided by the federal government.

>dentistry isn't covered by medicare.

What? That is completely true, there are some federal government services, but they are limited in the scope you provide.

>Medicare gives you access to:

>a range of medical services for free or at a lower cost including:

>>at times, dentists and other allied health professionals



>Medicare does not cover:

>most dental examinations and treatment,


>the whole dentistry doesn't work on the basis of a set government rebate and a potential gap

I thought we do receive a benefit from Medicare. My last dental bill processed through HICAPS with a charge and benefit column. Total benefit was paid was $150 and the gap payment of $80+ that was picked up by my private health insurance provider with the total overall payment was $200+. Without private health insurance, I would need to pay the gap. So, who the hell is paying the benefit excluding the gap payment because I haven't for 5+ years?



>That is completely true

*This isn't completely trye

>the scope you provide.

*the scope provided

Just wanted to clarify my mistakes


I just did an interview with a doctor recruitment company

Apparently the money can be very good and the hospital will help you set up for a few months.

Not sure what makes a good patient. You want them to just lie still on their backs while you rip their teeth out?

I know there's a lot of demand for doctors but not sure about dentists, I can't imagine why there wouldnt be though. You may have to move to remote areas however.

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Hey mates, me and a bud are making a Moon Man game inspired by Ethnic Cleansing and L4D2. The lad who made the excellent Moon Man model granted us its use in the game.

We were hoping you cunts could give us some voices for the niggers.

We need lines like "Muh fugga" "Mupdi doo" "Muh dick" and others.

Probably some death groans too if you can manage.

Game is non-profit and made for fun.

Uploaded mp3s are preferred but you can use vocaroo if it's easier.

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Okay, then they should say "ayo where my niggers at" to call reinforcements



didnt want to use vocaroo because it didnt like the file type i was using or some shit.

will do more if you want them, another anon has some lines i can read >>137078

and i know i'm using autistic reddit spacing, i dont post often and prefer to lurk. However i want this game to be a thing so i came out of the shadows


Im not gonna provide any info about me since i'm not actually racist by nature, but I couldn't resist doing a stupid voice thing.

Feel free to edit the tempo, pitch or whatever as much as you like.




How about

"Yo bix n00d mudda fuggah"

"He dindu nuffin! He dindu nuffin!"

"Fuggin white people!"

"You got me gibs?"

"Where dah white women at?"

"Dats raysiss!"



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"He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone."

RIP Monk.

Old thread: >>189811

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Alright. So first some basic wiki information:

Diana, Princess of Wales (Diana Frances; née Spencer; 1 July 1961 – 31 August 1997), was a member of the British royal family as the first wife of Charles, Prince of Wales, the heir apparent to the British throne. She was the mother of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and Prince Harry.

Diana was born into the Spencer family, a family of British nobility with royal ancestry and was the youngest daughter of John Spencer.

Diana's wedding to the Prince of Wales took place at St Paul's Cathedral on 29 July 1981 and reached a global television audience of over 750 million people. During her marriage, Diana was Princess of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall, Duchess of Rothesay, and Countess of Chester. The marriage produced two sons, the princes William and Harry, who were then respectively second and third in the line of succession to the British throne. As Princess of Wales, Diana undertook royal duties on behalf of the Queen and represented her at functions overseas. She was celebrated for her charity work.

Diana remained the object of worldwide media scrutiny during and after her marriage, which ended in divorce on 28 August 1996. Media attention and public mourning were extensive after her death in a car crash in a Paris tunnel on 31 August 1997 and subsequent televised funeral.


>Born into nobility

>Married into royal fam

>Hates her marriage to Charles

>Hates royal life

>Finds that Charles is having an affair with Camilla, this continues forever

>Ends in divorce

>Diana does charity work and is much loved by public

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My opinion is thus.

Charles and the Windsor fam order the death of Princess Di to avoid more publicity and shame brought to them. She has been a thorn to them since marriage and they won't have it anymore.

MI6 are to carry out the operation. They rig the Mercedes that Fayed and Di are to travel in by making the seatbelts faulty. Then with pic related they execute the plan.


The reason the Fiat had such a high odo reading was that in case it was not able to drive away from the crash it's poor condition could be blamed for the accident. Instead everything went to plan. James Anderson was probably monitored afterwards and (((sold))) the car. James was the fall guy. He was later murdered by authorities for reasons unknown. Note that:

(((Operation Paget))) concluded it was extremely unlikely due to the car's condition (this could be convenient in an alternate circumstance -see above)

-and the fact Andanson had so openly disposed of it (supposedly the car was sold, but it was never found?! I believed it was scrapped to conceal evidence)

-that it was the one at the scene of the accident in Paris"

Andanson died in May 2000. The (((official))) verdict was suicide.

His body was found in a black, burnt-out BMW in a forest near the town of Nant, near Millau, in the south of France.

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morning neets




did you seriously just wake up



The car in question had been in a serious accident before any of this happened, if I remember correctly. Half of the car was re-welded together and it was done on the cheap. How does this play into the theory?

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