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Fair call.

You're a decent human being dude. Kudos to you.

What's the plan now though?

How long do you think you'll be on ceno for?


Absolutely S I E G E P I L L E D


neets are the black people of white people



God I hate this fucking shithole country.



Hey at least you’re not as shitty as us

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As usual /pol/ is laughing about how fucken kike cucked you are. How did you get into this position where all your anti-free speech laws are based on one gay pedophile's case law. All the times he sends his penis pictures to little kids, and his mates upload child porn to youtube - they can't be arrest or all the anti-discrimination case law and new Anti-Free Speech Laws even Mark Speakman AG said last week were based on Sunol Vs Burns will be invalidated. /aus/ the joke of 8chan.


You cunts trolled my thread first and owned up to it so no complaining.

You know Australia is cucked when a VIP pedophile JEW can spit on the Prime Minister's wife and then run against him for the JEWISH SEAT OF WENTWORTH. Aussies know the significance of the CAPITALIZED TEXT.


>Mr Burns later sent an email to Mr Turnbull, quoted on news.com.au:

>“You will get more angry homosexuals like me attacking you verbally in public because of your fascist leader John Howard, who treats my community like second-class citizens.

>“Your middle-aged well dressed “fag hag” impersonator of a wife will not protect you from the anger my community has stored up for you and your Government come election day on Saturday November 24.

>“You are a weak and pathetic excuse for a human being.”

>Mr Newhouse’s campaign director has now confirmed that Mr Burns, not a member of the RAINBOWLabour.org.au kiddy fiddlers party, will no longer be working on the campaign.

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australia is a cuck land





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#auspol #GetRidOfTheADB @BernardGaynor vs @nodiscrim @garryburnsblog @NCATNSW pedo love thought police

Share this video via the like feature if you support the Gaynor's crusade against thought crime and paedophilia normalization case law created by one taxpayer subsidized vexatious litigant nut-job that was featured on the Weekend Australian newspaper 2 weeks ago doing "lawfare" and having interactions with "6 teenage boys" in a NSW Anti-Discrimination Board / beatproject.org.au designated gay public sex crime location.


@garryburnsblog says it's a thought crime to be against gay men showing their penises to little boys on the street. It shouldn't be a crime to oppose pedophilia. You decide!

http://www.alor.org/Volume50/Vol50No35.htm (explicit)

http://www.alor.org/Volume51/Vol51No18.htm (less explicit)

Event hosted by: https://www.facebook.com/YoungConservativesNQ/



The Dark Truth about Garry Burns and his brethren: https://8ch.net/pol/res/11727608.html

Must See Coverage of the persecution of #FreeJohnSunol:

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See the main thread. The VIP pedophile is in the news again.

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If we stopped all immigration into Australia, where would we get all our Asian girlfriends?

Check mate racists.

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I would


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Oh yeahhhhhhhhh



>letting in the niggers of asia

Fuck off faggot


Beta faggots like you and your half breed gook offspring are going to be the death of this country.



im racist and im all for imigration and emigration

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Is it really that impossible to get a job here in Aus? I'm in Brisbane, just got out of High School, trying to apply for shit like coles, woolies and hungry jacks. How does a country with such a huge service economy have absolutely fucking 0 shit-tier service jobs for young people, or is there just some reason they don't want to hire me? I just want minimum-wage work for fuck's sake.

How do I go about getting even the most basic job in existence in this country?

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How old are you?



i should have started applying for jobs when i was still in high schools. now im 24 and have been a neet for 8 years



Trips would indicate that you should either become a serial rapist or just off yourself.



you most likely look like a fucking doofus and have a shit resume with spelling mistakes, and apply online.


The problem son, is you wasted time in high school learning nothing of importance, being taught that Jews are angels, white people are evil, and numbers are everything.

Go into a trade before you hit 19.

Go onto this website,

> https://joboutlook.gov.au

get into a trade, start your own business, hire white people only, grow successful business in a trade.

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>mfw I saw an actual jew today

I didn't think they were real. Hold me, /aus/.

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fucking anti Semitic piece of shit



can i gas u


I only know three Jewish people.

1) literally opposite of stereotype: poor, sharing and caring, almost hippie-ish. great friend. didn't even know he was jewish for a whole year tbqh

2) actually alright, a little bit of an elevated ego but not a bad person

3) fucking cunt with superiority complex and unironically says "well actually,". Intolerable.


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he's right though, you can only get into israel if you're 50% or more

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Can anyone explain to me why the fuck the aus government logo appears on bookmark icons? I think it only appears like this when DNS hasn't fully resolved yet and you bookmark before it completes. Using waterfox. Bookmark in screenshot was for 8ch.net

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>Apparently VPNs don't provide any security at all anymore in Aus (from government bodies anyway)

Some form of reference would be nice. If a VPN can provide some minimal form of security to Americans I struggle to believe that the Australian Government holds more power in being able to circumvent VPNs.



He's wrong. A VPN can only be made insecure by the VPN provider. The traffic between the user and the VPN is encrypted. The ISP can tell that the traffic is encrypted and the connection you are connected to. Under the current metadata laws, the only information the government has is your IP address.

Most good VPNs do not log traffic, but if you use services that log your IP your identity can be comprised and people have been convicted on this information. Google services log your IP and if you were going someone illegal that there is evidence you were connect to an IP at the time the other crime was committed. Not definitive proof but still evidence.



There can be different types of information leaks while connected to a VPN, but most decent providers should provide their own program that overcomes these difficulties or provides detailed instructions to overcome these issues.



It's the fuckin nbn isn't it



Dunno why mate, but i get these kinds of errors with my book marks all the time

For example all my google bookmarks were replaced with youtube thumbnails

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Self Improvement General #1

For all the cunts that have something good they wanna work and get better at.

The general is for

>updating your progress

>keeping each other accountable

>asking and giving help

>journalling thoughts and ideas

What are you goals anon?

most of this thread is gonna be me shitposting about myself

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You're white right? That's automatically working in your favour against being abused by your employer, so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables. Really the only whv abuse happens to inept retards, which invariably includes all the pajeets and changs. Just be smart about it and show some initiative, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Chances are some degree of bullshit will be present, because few upstanding people employ visa workers.

Actually, did you mention what work it was you're doing?



>You're white right? That's automatically working in your favour against being abused by your employer, so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables. Really the only whv abuse happens to inept retards, which invariably includes all the pajeets and changs. Just be smart about it and show some initiative, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Chances are some degree of bullshit will be present, because few upstanding people employ visa workers.

total bullshit, you don't know what you're talking about. White WHV'ers get rampantly exploited. Even the mainstream media (4 corners) has covered this.

>so long as you're not doing something useless like picking vegetables.

you stupid fuck, they have to do useless shit like picking vegetables for three months to extend their visa, that's why there's a big pool of backpackers who'll pick vegetables for peanuts, sometimes effectively for free.

Did you actually think backpackers went out to whoop whoop working on farms for fun? for the work?

This is something anybody who knows shit about the subject knows all about yet you don't - nobody should take your advice.


One thing to watch out for is places with on-site accommodation that they heavily encourage or force you to use, often it's shit like bunk-beds in a room full of other people for 200/week, then the piece rates from the work turn out to be so low that you're paying back most or all of what you earn to your boss. If you can get feedback from other backpackers about somewhere you're planing to work, do it.

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east of the rhine, but you can find plenty of whores to the west as well


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i want to study fairy tales.

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in this thread we discuss how cucked our country is compared to others like Sweden and Britain and rank ourselves out of 10

>0 is peak chad nation everybody has guns

>10 is only migrants are allowed to carry knives and are free to murder any native born citizens

i'll get the ball rolling by calling us a 4

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sounds about right


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Center is 5/10, north is 7/10, south is 10/10, northeast is CidadeLitoranea/10.


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>can't see dead vikings because abos might get sad

Pretty heavily cucked.




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they sure like to cherry pick

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any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

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>search 'redflag' for reasons

>get a commie newsletter



You can't make this shit up. It almost looks like satire.



I hope you showed them some good old Aussie "social justice".



haha yeah I hope he bashed those dumb cunts aye right on cobber right on


the easiest way to stop these people is to just stop shitskin immigration. all the speeches and conferences these commies have dont mean shit if they lose the ability to import shitskins to destroy australia. without shitskins they have no influence and cant do any real damage to the country, since without shitskins they're guaranteed to never be elected or liked by most people.

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OLD >>191430

Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?

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Went to Canberra for 3 days



Why would you go to Canberra?



he glows in the dark m8



mummybot wanted me too


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Im considered aboriginal, and my mum wanted me to know that every waking moment of my life.

It didnt matter that i had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, becuase my blue eyed white skined father with europoid features was considered "aboriginal".

Yeah i grew up around aboriginals but i consider myself post racial now.

Everyone got drunk all the time when i was a kid.

If a family acquaintance died, everyone used it as an excuse to do hard drugs or drink until passing out crying.

My white mum was an ex-vegan feminist and single. She ide tified with the "pain" of aboriginal people and used me and my siblings as a way for her to weasle herself into any aboriginal community she wanted.

A few years she literally took everyone (younger sibling as well) to a dangerous protest march where cops rammed their horses into the crowd.

She acts lile she gives a fuck about aboriginals but she enables them to stay pathetic and hopless.

My whole childhood and early adulthood was her brainwashing me with munchausen.

Blew my special needs way the fuck out of proportion and made me overeat whicj screwed up my hunger and made me fat at 7years old.

She fucked with my head so i developed more compulsions, brain problems and fears.

The fat ruined my health and made me monsterously ugly which gave me gender confusion becuase i was not a cute girl anymore but a big gross eric cartman.

As a 13yo, my leg rashss turned into leaking wounds and boils.

I had puberty complications caused by weight.

I missed too much school and failed.

I felt like a retarded ugly looser.

I got fatter and diagnosed with a thyroid disorder.

My mum conPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Is she aware that she has no neck, mirrors might not be very common in rural Australia?



She knows, she just uses it as an excuse to feel more crap and do nothing about it.

I came for easter and when i said i may not be able to bring the food back with me, my fatassinstantlwho only previously said hello to me, started yelling at me instantly in a selfrightious tone about how i should bring the stuff back cuz "MUM GOT IT FOR YOU".

I aint bringing back check in bags and i may not be able to bring back the big tub of dried figs i was given cuz of fruit customs on the plane. (The rest is chocolate i already said my spouse didnt want)



I mean *fat ass sister



Just say, yeah mum I'll take and home and if you cannot just bin them. Ask at the desk during check in they should now or declare it on entry. You cannot be fined for declaring an item and then having it taken away from you for free, if worse comes to worse



But yeah you would have to pay for checked baggage and that would suck.

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Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

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I don't mind Tasmanians, I've got a good friend who's one.

Got a good head on him, real switched on. Can't say the same for the other head though.


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i thought they were breeding dinosaurs and shit down in tassie

are you telling me people actually live there?


I dated a tasmanian girl for a while (long distance you understand, I'm not one.) She would fly in and fly out. She was up for everything in a way that girls from the mainland just aren't. I mean everything.



careful bro tassie girls are headcases



>dated in past tense

Yeah man believe me I know.

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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cold air doesnt carry water

warm air carries water

it only rains when warm air becomes cold


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WA is shitty enough already without pummeling it with tri yearly cat 5 cylcones and random cold snaps



>the real question is what sort of effects a green australia would have on the rest of the World

Who cares? fuck the rest of the world



I thought of a dumb idea. If we could sink it into the ground a little, and create a thicker layer of trees, then introduce TONS of moisture to create low clouds, hopefully we could produce like, a miniature climate that has tons of rain



can someone with a science braine tell me how this wouldnt work?

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/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

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Porties are alright blokes but you all seem a bit high and mighty, banter comes from the heart and when the spirit is light and without care the abuse can flow forth unburdened. It may not be possible for other people to banter at such capacities as the Aussie, even our kindred in Canada and NZ can't quite match it


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That was beautiful lad, reads like it came from the heart.




I see why the swedes suck dick now, it warms them up.

Truly a survivalistic race.


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It could just be the environment. Cleve was born in America, but after living in Australia for a number of years he was able to become one of the foremost shitposters of our time.



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>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

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Not that anybody can get DSP applications approved anymore.


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I applied for DSP a year ago, still fighting for it to be approved.



shit, thats not encouraging



Why are you posting facebook memes?

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