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File: 4f046264ba7269f⋯.jpg (726.23 KB, 1600x1074, 800:537, australia.jpg)

 No.195096[Reply]

Why are Australian movies so terrible? There's gotta be SOME directing talent still left in Australia

 No.195097

>>195096

They all gone to Burgerland to direct Hollywood's big budget flicks.


 No.195103

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this is why

>Celebrating 2018 and 2019 Preview

>Screen Australia

>Published on Dec 18, 2018


 No.195104

File: f1f81f468ad588d⋯.jpg (48.39 KB, 324x478, 162:239, young-einstein.jpg)

This one is a masterpiece, mate!




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 No.194984[Reply]

True Australian History back to migration of aborigines from south India.

https://conservativekookaburra.wordpress.com/2019/02/07/australian-history-the-truth/

 No.194985

well well i guess this isn't their land then is it cunts?


 No.195034

>>194985

nope it's the Pajeets


 No.195090

>>195034

Abbos are Pajeets ? is that why the are shit black?




File: 108585ff2ff9dd5⋯.jpg (54.03 KB, 568x416, 71:52, aussie-gold-hunters.jpg)

 No.194934[Reply]

Is it really this easy to find gold in Australia? There's this show called "Aussie Gold Hunters" that I started watching recently and I'm just shocked that they're finding huge nuggets there. Has anyone here ever had any experiences or know someone who went out to prospect for gold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4NhnZQwhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvBzPSY5-W4

I've tried my hand at this here in California but even during the 19th century gold rush it was quite rare to find nuggets like this, most of the gold here are just tiny flakes. Would be fun to get nuggets instead even if it is considerably harder.

 No.194936

yeah m8, gold is everywhere here we kinda don't pay it much attention tbh, for example I have two nuggets about 12 inch across that I use for door stops. They tell us its not really worth much unless you get a truck load full then you usually only get about $200 for it


 No.195058

Gold is a soft metal.. good for electrical work but bad for mechanic engineering work




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 No.193600[Reply]

>WORRIED about our population growth? Suck it up, Australia. Our nation needs open borders and a growing population whether we like it or not.

>This is the message from an unlikely new trinity of big business, the Australian Council of Trade Unions and ethnic community groups.

http://archive.is/e75S2

The powers of Australia seem set on continuing and accelerating our population growth and demographic decline and project a growth from 24 to 36 million by 2050 despite the sub replacement birthrate. Already a third of these immigrants come from China and India, not even counting visa holders, and that proportion is only growing. Kevin "Han" Rudd has been talking about this for a while, and it's really coming to fruition. This is the inevitable outcome of the elimination of the White Australia Policy and the transformation to a service and immigration economy. If we don't stop this we are going to create hell on earth in our very cities. The exaltation of economy and progress has poisoned every well and all must drink from it, and that means replacing ourselves. What can we do about it?

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 No.194289

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>>194286

Holy shit that 56% babby


 No.194331

>>194286

>Huge uptick in Asia after 1974

>Huge drop in Europe after 1983

Whitlam and Hawke destroyed Australia


 No.194931

File: 367fd75f7f95963⋯.jpg (325.58 KB, 1280x1844, 320:461, 20190203.jpg)

Aussie needs bigger

>>194289

56%?


 No.194933

>>194931

FUCK that is an ugly bitch, give me an asian girl any day


 No.195057

>>194933

That;s how you Manchurian Candidate..




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 No.195026[Reply]

Hey guys. As you know the multicultural festival is going on in Canberra Centre. Just got home from it and it’s a lot of fun. Bigger than I expected and so much food and drink. But I return in such a melancholy state. I was forced to meet the boyfriends of the two only eligible girls I know. One makes sense I guess but one of them is such a cuck faggot soyboy. So what does that make me? I feel hollow inside. Can you console me? Anyone else feel as though the girls you’re into are either taken or uninterested? Maybe it’s cause of the 6 or so beers but the doom looming over me can’t be understated.

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 No.195030

File: 0f583b7b2cc2109⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 136.66 KB, 1199x1200, 1199:1200, g3768.png)

>Can you console me?

sure can bud


 No.195032

>>195028

> join the ANA

I dont think so m8


 No.195033

>>195026

looks good m8, would have loved to have gone there and tried all the food


 No.195048

Don't get oneitis OP, whatever girl you're lusting for right now isn't special. I guarantee that no matter how perfect you think the girl you love right now is, you will inevitably find someone better than her. It just happened to me recently.


 No.195056

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>>195026

Youw ill find the one some day. Just not today.




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 No.149695[Reply]

this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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 No.194828

>>194511

The flood of tinfoil hat bullshit makes it easy to hide actual corruption and conspiracies.

Of course there's some truth in there, it makes it easier to deny it.


 No.194837

>154099

we mean FUCK OFF

>>194681

>>>/doomer/ have fun


 No.194838

>>194837 (whoops! error)

>>154099

NOW, I CAN SAY… YOU. BOY. FUCK OFF.


 No.195036

File: 36c0c74a0a277ee⋯.jpg (62.5 KB, 454x1424, 227:712, 20190224.jpg)

Australia is worth saving. Crikey.


 No.195055

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Aussie, Come back..




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 No.195044[Reply]

Got my foot in the door at an Australian university, but I reckon business may end up biting me in the arse in the future and I should change into something else. Anything medicine related had too much competition to get into and I don't know if I'm smart enough for programming. What should I change into that has opportunities afterwards and that can have its debts repaid after less than a decade of work?

 No.195045

>business

if all you want is money i'd say this is a good option

>programming

it's all java or c# these days which is piss easy and then you don't have to become a programmer you could become a network admin or tech guy




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 No.195019[Reply]

So what do you guys think of our ban on encryption?

Pic related are my thoughts

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 No.195025

>>195024

I like the vegiemite, the bushworld type of shit (see rick and motry bushworld) and Milo. We also invented the holden


 No.195027

>>195019

It is only hurting aussie companies, why use an Australian company that has been compromised? of course any systems that use open source are going to be impossibe to backdoor anyway, a vpn, tor etc another stupid decision by a government that doesnt understand the technology involved


 No.195029

>>195023

Not sure if sarcasm or retardation


 No.195031

>>195024

australia originally being a penal colony probably explains it


 No.195042




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 No.192194[Reply]

Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen

>DUDE CUNT LMAO

>DUDE DROP BEARS LMAO

>DUDE THONGS LMAO

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 No.194947

>>194946

>allows non-neets

>allows foreigners

>forbids discussion of jews

They should just make a Facebook page instead.


 No.194948

>>194947

either that or reddit


 No.194950

>>194945

I'm moving over to /ozneet


 No.194951

File: cf60a9c0ffc273a⋯.png (517.77 KB, 594x768, 99:128, cunt ad.png)

>>194937

>>194942

>ausneets

>you cant even say jew there now

>>194946

>Cause it upsets the BO

wew, it's almost as if a board that has in the rules 'don't call it asio/honeypot/datamining was an asio honeypot


 No.195005

>>192385

shut up or i'll punch you in the doof




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 No.194449[Reply]

How can one guy be so based?

>Handsome

>STUDIED at UNI unlike you fucking bogans

>Never Strawmans, always has an accurate point

>Knows the free market is an idea in someones head not real

>Environmentally conscious

>knows all the memes of 4chan

Pretty much checkmate. Is /aus/ ready to take the Jordes pill?

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 No.194492

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>>194479

You yuppie leftists sicken me.


 No.194917

reminder that this guy is sponsored by Soros' GetUp! and other Labor groups and he pretends to be some kind of impartial comedian

hes like every Aussie that thinks they're funny enough to be a comedian: non-selfaware


 No.194980

>>194490

All you have to do is watch a union submission in any Hansard sitting and you will see plain as day they are paid out globalist cunts


 No.195004

I still like him even know I know he's a paid shill, because he gives a rats arse about plants and the oil jews trying to kill the environment . I just wish unions would spend more time lighting shit on fire instead of wanking each other off in conferences, wobbley bastards.


 No.195015

this guy is ugly and unfunny af he's a weasle faced nasal voiced shitrat try hard faggot who couldn't hack it as a comedian without cheap political bait he should die




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 No.194959[Reply]

Is it real? What do you think? Personally, I'm not sure because I've never really been a NEET.

NEET is not only a lifestyle but also a personality type. He is a product of genetics, having a low clustering of dopamine receptors, which makes him generally numb to the stimuli of his environment, causing him to become easily bored and disengage with it. This is the beginning of the NEET cycle.

1 -Become bored with the environment/world

2 -Disengage with it and do nothing

3 -Become depressed and try to do reengage with the environment/world to alleviate depression (loop back to phase 1)

The cycle intensifies effect with each subsequent loop, and therefore the longer one is stuck in it, the harder it is to break out of. Thus as time passes, the harder one will have to work to get back to his normal level of functioning. In severe cases, depression becomes so chronic that he may never recover and will spend the rest of his life in a state of virtual non-being. Becoming a catatonic NEET is something best avoided.

https://aeolipera.wordpress.com/2019/02/02/guestboast-the-neet-cycle/

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 No.194963

File: e100559a628f5da⋯.jpg (127.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

How the fuck are so many aussies NEETs? I thought you're also anglos too whose parents kick their children out as soon as they graduate high school.


 No.194964

>>194963

Can't get a job because chinks and pajeets have stolen them all.


 No.194965

>>194963

It's normal to live with your parents into your early 20s in Australia. Youth unemployment is twice the national average, and worse in rural areas. It's difficult to enter the rental market without a full time job. House prices are heavily inflated due to Chinese investment and population growth via migration.

There's also easy access to welfare for the unemployed, with no time limit of how long they can continue to claim it. Relative to the cost of living, it's not a lot of money, but it's still very reasonable amount of money if you're living with your parents.


 No.194996

>>194962

>worked hard for two years straight, saved tons of money, bought a car, cool computer stuff, video games, etc.

>realised life is still boring

>got given benzos and SSRIs by a doctor but quit my job anyway

are you still on SSRI's? they're probably why you failed at uni, and why you quit your job.

You can't dig out of the whole you're in while you're on NPC pills.


 No.194997

>>194996

Nah, I've been off them for years. I learned my lesson and have a strong aversion to the pills that doctors push now.




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 No.194472[Reply]

sup cunts

anyone remember the Adelaide nudes saga circa 2015?

anyone still got them? Cleaning up my PC (out of space) and found an old 7zip file of them i had but its all corrupted.

pic related

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 No.194485

Still trying to get my hands on stevie quicks photos


 No.194978

Bump pls


 No.194981

>>194979

please share it would be much appreciated


 No.194982

Pls post a link fam


 No.194983

what are the chances the police has every nude leak archived ?




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 No.191969[Reply]

I personally had a great time, the triple m Aussie 100 was fuckin awesome, but with all the gay shit that happened like statues being defaced and fucking abbos walkin bout screaming all fuckin day it was kind of ruined, what about you guys?

pic related, cuz I reckon booze brothers are fuckin national icon.

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 No.194922

>>192051

>"punched a few cones"

wat?


 No.194925

>>194909

racist cunt


 No.194926

>>194921

Nobody tell him.


 No.194929

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>>194926

Tell him what, mate?


 No.194976

>>194922

nice VPN




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 No.194918[Reply]

I'll just leave this here.

Happy Awwwwwstrayyaa day.

I have nothing more to say

 No.194927

>>194918

cause you're a left faggot, go back to Russia.




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 No.194883[Reply]

Of course you will not find out about the realities of life in Australia listening to a kid (not with an imaginary opinion about Australia but also about life). I live in Australia for 38 years. I am a little sad to listen to a young man who, after a few months of living (because he is not living) in Australia as a tourist, makes emotional opinions about this wonderful country. I will mention that this expectation of permanent and always available work for good money is a feature of people raised in socialism. If you think (I do not know what a job to collect a cow's buy) collecting cow's poultry is disgraceful as a paid job, maybe go to London and there are honorary jobs: washing dishes in restaurants. Why am I writing so with a dose of malice? Because the tone of your speech is clearly pretentious - with a grudge against Australia (which is ridiculous), that they do not treat you as someone special, special Pole, who in addition has plans … NB cockroaches - :-) I live here as I have mentioned for almost 40 years . If you do not agree to the constant inhalation of some poisons, spraying every other week with other poisons of the apartment and the kitchen in particular, sprinkle with other poisonous in turn powders that kill cockroaches - you must learn to live with cockroaches. Cockroaches, black widows, poisonous toads, poisonous snakes and aggressive falling 'koala bears' are a normal and integral part of life in Australia. It's good that some real Australian did not hear you because we call it: Drongo. Living in Australia is very good but moderate, Australia is a relatively peaceful country with good health care, with a fair social and most importantly it is far from all the great countries like USA, Canada etc. The government is everywhere today infected with liberal democracy and a little bit It rots but in comparison with Poland Australia is politically and socially a kind of face of the world, and that Australian society did not get a job on the subject of modernity and comfort is just a sign of health and mental balance. What you experience is called market economics. IT is not a man with ready imaginations who decides how to be - about how the market need is to be decisive. How do you have for sale what the market needs is you win and if you do not have it you may not be as intelligent, educated, flexible, experienced and finally as adult as you think. It's a good idea to ask questions from time to time and responPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.194899

>>194883

you're a nationalist defending the pride of the Australian way? that's all will and gravy but do you really go as far as to think that something like could be in a degree of uncomfortableness?


 No.194920

>>194883

is this in english?




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