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Cunt 03/06/16 (Sun) 13:01:55 No.41727 [Reply]

> circumcised "australians"

I've never met a single more disgusting excuse for a human being in my life. Every single "australian" I've met without foreskin has been a sad, pathetic excuse for a man who could only achieve happiness with a lethal injection of morphine.

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Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:52:29 No.43523

>>43497

>misunderstanding projection this badly

Braaah, take a break. Go outside, play some footy…then come back, and maybe, just maybe you'll realize that having a flap of extra skin on your penis doesn't make you more of a man, it just makes you more of a dick.

>worthless

Hoo boooy, I can feel that inferiority complex of yours radiating from here.

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 06:31:41 No.43560

>>43523

Yes, that's it, please direct your hate at me. I can take it.

Please whatever you do don't direct it at your parents who made the decision without your consent, or the doctor who performed the operation while you screamed instinctively out of pain and deep betrayal.

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 09:01:42 No.43595

>>43510

What if we didn't choose it.

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 10:41:10 No.43608

>>43595

You have my sympathy then. Bantz aside, women don't care, you'll notice circumcised/uncircumcised aren't ever in what they describe what they want

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 18:44:53 No.43627

>>42969

>PlastiBell

Fuck that reminds me of the time my PE teacher brought in her newborn son's foreskin-bell. She was such a weird bitch, thought guys couldn't piss with an erection.

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The Perth Fappening Cunt 06/25/15 (Thu) 13:30:28 No.22059 [Reply]

So someone posted the images onto this board. If you look carefully you will find it. Although I have not seen the images, I have extracted the names. The reason for this post is to let those Perth girls know. The internet now has your private collection and it will be a matter of time that someone will post them. Just not me.

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Cunt 03/14/16 (Mon) 09:34:22 No.42518

bumppp for perth working link

Cunt 03/15/16 (Tue) 22:08:12 No.42753

>>42223

Seconding this. I just want to see the folder screenshot to see if this girl I'm interested in is a slag or not.

Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:49:38 No.43009

>>39100

i would cum in her johnson even if she was a bitch

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 07:28:58 No.43280

do any of you have new working link to use

for the files.

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 12:33:38 No.43617

bump for bris

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Cunt 03/14/16 (Mon) 11:40:00 No.42540 [Reply]

>watching q and a

>Topic is science

>Eventually gets to the usual ridiculous argument science is sexist against women

>Everyone is circlejerking and agreeing with one another and bashing men

>I've heard the words 'structural', 'social construct' and 'diversity' non-stop for the past minute

>In one breath they champion women being the majority at universities but in another breath they shit on men being the majority of professors (so what, one gender being majority is good in one instance and bad in another? I thought you wanted it to be equal, hmm?)

I'm getting mighty sick of this. We need more politically balanced channels, I can't believe my tax dollars pay for this. I would settle for a bloody culturally Libertarian public funded channel at this point.

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Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 03:55:31 No.42799

>>42715

or build a wall

Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 04:04:46 No.42800

>>42710

>Trumped

>revolutionary

>not bought and paid for

Nigga, do you even politics?

Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 09:34:15 No.42943

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Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 07:48:50 No.43027

>>42751

Beats me. Still got the board? Get it up next week

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:33:11 No.43540

>/r/australia the TV show

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NEET General #22 - we need a dedicated new thread maker edition Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 23:44:05 No.42987 [Reply]

I don't have a lot of peppies. Don't make me do this.

Unless someone wants to dump a folder?

Old >>42073

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Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 00:44:08 No.43514

>>43511

>>there's no fucking way I can climb these

Maybe if you weren't so fat from eating animals you could climb better

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 00:45:02 No.43515

>>43514

I'm vegan.

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 00:51:59 No.43516

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>>43512

this one is subtle as well but it feels to me like total overacting

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 00:54:16 No.43517

>>43516

>overacting

>it's just ragnar looking at mountains

kek

Cunt 03/21/16 (Mon) 00:56:29 No.43518

>>43517

>>43516

he looks like he just accidentally sharted but can't do anything about it

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Hi there Aussiebrethren! Cunt 12/09/15 (Wed) 15:30:35 No.38173 [Reply]

Sorry to pop in unannounced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_tTKt21Mw

Gotta spread muh freedom wherever I go. Ugh take my freedom, Australia, take it all in. You want all of it.

Also burgers.

Cunt 12/09/15 (Wed) 15:48:01 No.38174

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You've just past the Australian citizen test. Congratulations, USstralian!

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 11:16:20 No.43361

Eat a shit

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 11:22:29 No.43364

>>43361

No thank you.

Cunt ## Board Owner 03/20/16 (Sun) 11:52:18 No.43391

>>43361

Stop necrobumping, you tremendous faggot.

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Puzzle swastika in WHOS rehab Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 04:24:27 No.43196 [Reply]

Disclaimer: No one was triggerd while anyone was going through rehabilitation

WHOS Swastika album: http://imgur.com/a/bMX6s

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 10:05:01 No.43329

>OPs a drug addict

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 10:50:38 No.43340

>>43329

No, I just went there to see someone

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Where were you during the great Moomba Gang Showdown? Cunt 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:25:03 No.42458 [Reply]

Sudanese vs Pacific Islanders. No clear winner. Rematch to be held next Friday at the Southbank Food and Wine Fest, BYO sauv blanc.

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Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:02:05 No.42845

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>White Australia - Our Cause

>by New Guard of Australia

looks like more footage to edit

wonder what this guy's doing these days

Cunt 03/19/16 (Sat) 16:37:26 No.43156

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What are Pacific Islanders? Are they Polynesians? Why are they in Oz?

t. clueless Brit

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 00:23:47 No.43163

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>>43156

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 00:44:52 No.43164

>>43156

To keep the crime rate up

Cunt 03/20/16 (Sun) 01:52:47 No.43169

>>43156

visa laws are too lose with New Zealand

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Cunt 03/14/16 (Mon) 20:27:21 No.42591 [Reply]

Im from r9k. I made a request for a partner to help achieve revenge but it seems r9k thinks im looking for friends. Heres the link if you care enough.

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/27153751

So im going to ask here

Below is a copy and paste of the op:

submitting application request for a robot out there who would like to help out another robot.

I would like a robot with desires for revenge loke myself so we can work together on achieving that goal.

We are not friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team.

Fogive me for the normie tier pic, it was a response pic to one of the normies on here

Honestly you will never see me express genuine emotion, so dont worry about thinking ill want to be your friend

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Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 00:56:51 No.42912

>posting about revenge against society on the internet.

>not expecting to arouse the interest of law enforcement.

U dumb cunt

Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 06:00:03 No.42932

>>42912

>he thinks i intend to commit a killing spree type revenge

>he actually underestimate people on the internet because he thinks hes the only real himan on here

No kid, you're the real dumb cunt here

Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 21:53:16 No.42985

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>Using glass bottles and sticks

>Now thats the Australian way!

>>42845

Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 02:52:32 No.43000

>>42663

did you read that in one of your philosophy books?

Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:59:52 No.43013

>>43000

I wish i read books more often, but no i didnt read that in one of my common sense fedora books

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Cunt 03/11/16 (Fri) 22:02:47 No.42196 [Reply]

So, how do we ~~shill~~ market our board to non Australians? How do we draw more Australians in from other places?

Is there hope for /aus/?

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Cunt ## Board Owner 03/14/16 (Mon) 06:34:54 No.42501

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Some of you may remember that last year I held a competition for you guys to design ad banners. I was going to start fund-raising efforts but I cancelled it because of the ongoing problems with site stability, which made me very unhappy and reluctant to give financial support to a website that was falling apart.

Things have gotten better since Josh was fired and Infinity Never was dropped. Depending how things go over the next month or so (both with the site and my own spare time) I might see about starting fund-raising again. I've still got all the banner submissions saved, so we could have things going in no time.

Pics related, some of my favourites.

Cunt 03/14/16 (Mon) 07:03:15 No.42507

>>42196

No.41858

Why is this thread locked?

Cunt 03/15/16 (Tue) 06:06:00 No.42650

>>42507

Fuck no, I don't want burgers and yuropoors shitting up the board.

Full aussie or GTFO.

Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 10:40:02 No.42840

>>42650

Seconded.

Our immigration policy extends to the interwebs too. Fuck off, we're full.

Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:45:19 No.43008

try misc, tons of right wing aussies on there

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FUCKING INTERNET Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 05:56:22 No.42931 [Reply]

>5th time the internet dropped out today.

FIX. YOUR. FUCKING. SHIT. DODO.

fuck your 100 characters

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Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 18:42:37 No.42975

>>42956

All the boomers and normies get home to watch netflix while using their brand new ipads to browse facebook

Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 21:05:42 No.42979

I'm with internode, or at least I was until it became iinet, which then became TPG, so I guess I'm with TPG but am still on the old internode system.

Still, node under TPG has remained OK for the most part, but it sure isn't the nerdy ISP that it once was.

Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 21:33:24 No.42982

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>Uses dodo

>Slow internet

>i often find telstra better and really fast

>CHEAP CUNT INTERNET!!!

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 00:29:46 No.42989

>>42931

1) As everyone else said, cheating on your debts this badly means you really shouldn't complain. You're lucky your entire family isn't deep in lawyer fees or in prison.

2) Dodo is a budget ISP, so obviously their Internet service isn't gonna be half as good as with other, more expensive ISPs.

Cunt 03/18/16 (Fri) 01:03:42 No.42991

Dodo is repeatedly found to be the shittiest ISP in Australia. You shouldn't expect anything better.

Reminder that Telstra is going to have a free data day on April 3 and that 4G hotspots are half price this week at Coles.

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Pro Gun Billboard Shitposting Campaign in Australia Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:13:05 No.42847 [Reply]

>copypaste from /k/

There's a pro-firearms group in Straya called Firearm Owners United (check them out on fb) that's run by a group of extremely motivated /k/ommandos and shooters, It's been quickly gaining headway within the firearms community and been the bane of the anti-gun media over the past couple of years, to the point where these guys are now getting invited to the unveiling of new Australian-made guns.

Inspired by the great successes of burgerland over the past 30 years for self defence and derestricting guns in general, they're currently having a donation drive to put up pro-fun billboards all across Australia for the purpose of defending gun rights and getting salt on a grand scale, the biggest yet in fact.

The pro-gun movements in Australia have been picking up some real steam now that the #Chan-raised youngbloods are displacing the old fudds of the previous "pro gun" organisations.

Even with the anniversary of the port arthur massacre coming up shortly, we've never been stronger, well organised or as well funded overall, and frankly it's because we've seen you guys do it and we want to emulate that.

But we're still small, and still a bit short on cash for getting real world stuff done in a timely manner.

Thanks /k/unts.

https://www.gofundme.com/foubillboards

Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:31:11 No.42849

Guns are for cis male shitlords

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>Australian-made guns

I like the sound of that!

Furthermore youll need them when the chinks invade

Cunt 03/17/16 (Thu) 17:12:52 No.42972

lolwut, western australia is already like 40% asian

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Cunt 03/02/16 (Wed) 16:38:34 No.41576 [Reply]

Shit Americans say

"Aboriginals could be scientists"

"…consider that given identical circumstances, you'd likely do the same thing as they are. (sleep on roads)"

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Cunt 03/14/16 (Mon) 11:43:00 No.42541

>>41576

"Such an interesting culture"

>Said the Melbourne faggot

Cunt 03/15/16 (Tue) 01:57:55 No.42615

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>>42541

Melbourne here. We have no real examples of abbos to draw on down here other than what our lefty schooling system teaches us.

I used to think Abbos were just "oppressed minorities" That shouldn't have been thrust into civilization, Hearing experiences through queensland and coming to learn that abbos have an average IQ of 70 really shifted my perception.

So how do we deal with them?

Cunt 03/15/16 (Tue) 02:22:01 No.42618

>>42615

Incite a riot with the lebs and abbos. Two birds with one stone.

Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 06:12:43 No.42807

>>42615

they'll die out naturally, just let nature take it's course. the best thing we can do to hasten their decline is to lobby and vote for fewer government welfare programs and less "intervention",

Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 07:56:24 No.42812

>>42615

Rape them

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Hatred of Baby boomers is finally going Mainstream Cunt 03/02/16 (Wed) 10:34:12 No.41543 [Reply]

https://www.themonthly.com.au/issue/2016/march/1456750800/richard-cooke/boomer-supremacy

While initially focusing on the lockout laws to income inequality and property ownership journalist Richard Cooke describes what he calls "Boomer Supremacy."

There was also a interview earlier this morning on JJJ Marxist inc this morning available here:

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/s4417170.htm

Richard Cooke also touchs on why he thinks Bernie Sanders is resonating with young people.

(The podcast is pretty shit, some of the texts in are hilarious. I'm reading the article now though, its pretty good.)

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Cunt 03/06/16 (Sun) 10:22:59 No.41717

>>41711

At least we have porn

Cunt 03/06/16 (Sun) 12:16:41 No.41726

>>41708

>I know you are, but what am I?

You're a waste of air.

Cunt 03/07/16 (Mon) 03:27:10 No.41758

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>>41711

I don't even blame the boomers for being degenerate, I think the earlier generations would have turned into degenerate commies too if they had the same tools.

I don't blame them for it, but they've still fucked up everything.

Cunt 03/07/16 (Mon) 04:46:27 No.41776

>>41726

Comments like this make me long for the day comes when we finally remove kebab

Cunt 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:17:28 No.42765

>>41608

Texasfag

Can confirm Houston and Dallas nightmare of urban sprawl

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Declining userbase Cunt ## Board Owner 12/21/15 (Mon) 04:54:57 No.38669[Reply]

Update: we're now quite firmly back in the top 50 and our user count has increased significantly. However this topic still warrants discussion, for the sake of both /aus/ and 8ch's future.

We've left the top 50 and our current user count is at 30.

I know it's probably pointless asking this because they're already gone, but where is everyone going and why?

I'm personally assuming everyone is slowly leaving due to the constant problems with site stability but I'd like to hear it from you guys, maybe there's something else I'm missing.

Note that this question applies to the site in general and /aus/ in particular. Is the dream dead?

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Cunt 12/30/15 (Wed) 08:31:47 No.39101

>>39047

I want to say CRT so we can make megabucks off of the hipster video-game renaissance, but /vr/ is almost as dead as this joint: I reckon it might not be a sound investment.

Cunt 01/01/16 (Fri) 14:33:37 No.39156

And once again we have less users than adult baby diaper lovers

wtf happen

Cunt 01/01/16 (Fri) 15:22:11 No.39157

>>39156

The BO is too afraid of being called a Cuck on /pol/ to do anything about the spergs shitting up the threads.

Cunt 01/01/16 (Fri) 20:40:39 No.39158

>>39157

>spergs shitting up threads

you're the one who doesn't belong here.

i bet you found out about this site on facebook or "da news".

Cunt 01/02/16 (Sat) 02:09:40 No.39163

>>39156

We also have less users than /conductor/, which is quite honestly just a handful of spergs spamming the hippest meemee of the last twenty minutes.

Quality over quantity, lads.

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#TrumpRally: The Violent Nature Of The Left Exposed Cunt 03/15/16 (Tue) 05:41:20 No.42648[Reply]

VIDEO "#TrumpRally: The Violent Nature Of The Left Exposed"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3Q6SqAYaM

On Friday 11 March, Far-Left extremist agitators attacked a Trump Rally in Chicago, Illinois. Among them were Black Lives Matters, Move.org and RevCom.us. All of which are openly Communistic in their foundations. Some even funded by the billionaire George Soros. This collective not only falsely portrays Donald Trump as a tyrant but also declares the very idea of 'Whiteness' as their global enemy. With their billionaire funding, Marxist agitators were able to flood the arena, planning to rush the stage when Trump made his speech but word quickly spread of the possible violence and the Trump team pulled the plug. When the cancellation was announced, the agitators immediately began tearing up Trump signs and grew increasingly hostile towards the Trump supporters within the building. Outside, Trump supporters were unable to leave the arena due to the exists being blocked. Freeways were hijacked and emergency services were attacked and prevented from doing their job. Stories quickly spread of groups of black youths asking people at transportation areas if they supported Trump, intimidating anyone who said they did. Communist flags, Mexican flags and Bernie signs were proudly displayed while American flags was stamped upon. The agitators battled with the police as they sought to spit, harass and scream at Trump supporters attempting to leave. The agitators justified their presence and hostility with out of context quotes taken from Trump while other Conservative candidates weakly defended the Marxist agitators, all for a swipe at their main competitor.

At another Trump Rally the next morning at Dayton, Ohio, Thomas Dimassimo attempted to rush the stage as Trump was speaking but was swiftly put down by secret service agents. Dimassimo, an ethnomasochist Marxist, denies any intentions of doing any physical harm to Trump yet said he wanted to take the mic from him which at least require some degree of force. He earlier replied to a tweet asking him if he would punch him and Tommy replied "We Gone See". Like most Marxist agitators that claim to speak for the working class, TPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Cunt ## Board Owner 03/15/16 (Tue) 07:00:16 No.42657

Locked. This is not related even remotely to /aus/.

You've been told repeatedly, if you want to talk politics then make sure it is kept in one of the politics threads that already exist on this board and that what you're talking about is at least somewhat related to Australia.

Do this one more time and I'm going to start handing out bans m8, since my advice clearly isn't getting through that thick skull of yours.

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