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What's with the "gotta wear a helmet" requirement?

Why is it necessary?

It doesn't make sense… might as well make helmets compulsory for pedestrians and motorcars.

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Just wear your Stackhat, fag.


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Swim between the flags


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That ACTUALLY hurt my balls.

Talk about being dragged back to 1984.

>mfw no one outside australia knows what the "to have a stack" means


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Get her, she hasn't got a stack on!


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>WORRIED about our population growth? Suck it up, Australia. Our nation needs open borders and a growing population whether we like it or not.

>This is the message from an unlikely new trinity of big business, the Australian Council of Trade Unions and ethnic community groups.


The powers of Australia seem set on continuing and accelerating our population growth and demographic decline and project a growth from 24 to 36 million by 2050 despite the sub replacement birthrate. Already a third of these immigrants come from China and India, not even counting visa holders, and that proportion is only growing. Kevin "Han" Rudd has been talking about this for a while, and it's really coming to fruition. This is the inevitable outcome of the elimination of the White Australia Policy and the transformation to a service and immigration economy. If we don't stop this we are going to create hell on earth in our very cities. The exaltation of economy and progress has poisoned every well and all must drink from it, and that means replacing ourselves. What can we do about it?

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yea and NYC is a shithole


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Holy shit that 56% babby



>Huge uptick in Asia after 1974

>Huge drop in Europe after 1983

Whitlam and Hawke destroyed Australia


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Aussie needs bigger





FUCK that is an ugly bitch, give me an asian girl any day

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I'll just leave this here.

Happy Awwwwwstrayyaa day.

I have nothing more to say



cause you're a left faggot, go back to Russia.

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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I need to flee internetically.

My countrymen are cancer.

I hate them so much, they're the most normalfag board after /tv/. Some of their normal messages are still burned in my head, revolting mind and stomach and reminding me of everything that is wrong.

They're apes that will not be fine when stuff happens, yet won't revolt against their system. It's a land of cuckolds whose only value seem to be in life is to roast the next cuckold they can find. They only know how to flee, like the beaners they are.

Why oh why does the first world has so much sense of camaraderie, while the land of savages can only repeat like the monkeys they are, what the true west is saying.

And not even the good stuff of the west, just the worst, cause that's what they can do.

They don't even do quality posting, they can't. They can only imitate and intimidate in manners a monkey would do.



>turbo gypsies

they only seem fast because you can't see them well at night


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Time to change the country.


Serval is dead. RIP


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Just bring me meat, girl


I came here from /ausneets/ because it's nothing but shitposting

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Of course you will not find out about the realities of life in Australia listening to a kid (not with an imaginary opinion about Australia but also about life). I live in Australia for 38 years. I am a little sad to listen to a young man who, after a few months of living (because he is not living) in Australia as a tourist, makes emotional opinions about this wonderful country. I will mention that this expectation of permanent and always available work for good money is a feature of people raised in socialism. If you think (I do not know what a job to collect a cow's buy) collecting cow's poultry is disgraceful as a paid job, maybe go to London and there are honorary jobs: washing dishes in restaurants. Why am I writing so with a dose of malice? Because the tone of your speech is clearly pretentious - with a grudge against Australia (which is ridiculous), that they do not treat you as someone special, special Pole, who in addition has plans … NB cockroaches - :-) I live here as I have mentioned for almost 40 years . If you do not agree to the constant inhalation of some poisons, spraying every other week with other poisons of the apartment and the kitchen in particular, sprinkle with other poisonous in turn powders that kill cockroaches - you must learn to live with cockroaches. Cockroaches, black widows, poisonous toads, poisonous snakes and aggressive falling 'koala bears' are a normal and integral part of life in Australia. It's good that some real Australian did not hear you because we call it: Drongo. Living in Australia is very good but moderate, Australia is a relatively peaceful country with good health care, with a fair social and most importantly it is far from all the great countries like USA, Canada etc. The government is everywhere today infected with liberal democracy and a little bit It rots but in comparison with Poland Australia is politically and socially a kind of face of the world, and that Australian society did not get a job on the subject of modernity and comfort is just a sign of health and mental balance. What you experience is called market economics. IT is not a man with ready imaginations who decides how to be - about how the market need is to be decisive. How do you have for sale what the market needs is you win and if you do not have it you may not be as intelligent, educated, flexible, experienced and finally as adult as you think. It's a good idea to ask questions from time to time and responPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



you're a nationalist defending the pride of the Australian way? that's all will and gravy but do you really go as far as to think that something like could be in a degree of uncomfortableness?



is this in english?

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Feel free to use this however you see fit for shitposting, social commentary or just what ever

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>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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are you gonna look badass?


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But i avoid the city on sat night



I dream about meeting IRL with every girl I talk to online and fucking/marrying them.


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Do it then,

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dedicated thread for pure fucking shitposting and dank aussie memes

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You what, mate?




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Aussie shitposters welcome here




invite doesn't work


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Crickey! Bring another tinny from the cooler…


Droughts, flood, heatwaves… there's a reason why so many of us at on the coastline.

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how's your internet?

what's happening with that nbn thing?

what's the future of internet in australia?

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We got internet that's better than tincan at the end of a string?!?


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>download kicks up to 400kb/s


How much does internet cost in straya?

I've got 100Mb/s for 15$



~$100AUD per month for 100Mbps, and speeds can vary significantly due to congestion.


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internet sux ass

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Please help me, any info and advice would be appreciated. My life is falling apart really badly here in the US, my health is failing but worse of all I feel like I'm just gonna go completely mad if I continue to live here. The only thing I have left of value is that my parents gave me Australian citizenship so I could move there. But I have very little money, at best I could have $5000 if I sell every single thing I own but a plane ticket to Sydney costs $1000.

Will the Australian government give me any help if I just move there completely unprepared and have no one to turn to? I have no job skills aside from manual labor work and I have no relatives who will help me back in Australia so I don't even know for sure where to go since we left Sydney decades ago. Does Australia have a welfare system that will help me since I have citizenship?

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Yes it's a hellhole, from a Perthfag. At least Perth is whiter than Melbourne or Sydney though.



>Yes it's a hellhole

Meaning what? Shitty people like bogans and meth heads? I don't know what 'hellhole' means



It's isolated as fuck and everyone knows each other, there's a 6 degrees of separation thing, which means if you get a bad reputation it quickly spreads to everybody and then you're basically fucked.

And yes there is a lot of bogan methhead white trash here. They try to break into my house regularly looking for drugs.



Is it better in the mining towns? Its where I want to go if I get a B.S. and there is work there in 5 years.



I don't know, I've never been there. But I know there are lots of Abbos anywhere rural.

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>24 yo virgin

>go to brothel to lose my virginity

>book a random girl I saw on their website

>pay girl $150

>she barely speaks English but calls me "handsome" and "husband" and says she likes me

>believe her

>she sucks my dick for about 5 minutes and then asks me to lick her pussy

>do it not realising I probably just swallowed the dried cum of 10 men

>she gets Condom and tells me to fuck her

>do it for 10 mins and feel bored the whole time

>eventually cum in Condom and it didnt even feel good

>she throws the condom in a bin at the side of her bed

>lie down and cuddle with her and she keeps asking me to stay for 2 hrs because "she likes me"

>think she means its free so I agree

>she then gets up and goes to my pants with my wallet in it and signals for me to give her money

>feel pressured so I just give her another $150

>after about half an hour of me cuddling her and her chatting on her iPhone I try to fuck her again with my limp dick but cant get hard

>tells me to stop because its too soft

>lie back down feeling like an idiot

>cuddle with her and watch her chat on her phone for rest of the time

>tells me times up after 1 and a half hours

>too shy to say I paid for 2 hrs so I just leave

>feel like I wasted $300

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Let it be a surprise.


Good day maayte!

dont worry about those filthy animals, you lost a lot of kudos from me kid when you decided to lick that 2bit sluts vagina!!

dont you dare do that again son otherwise Il give ya backside a right good slapping - and if you enjoy it, you are a fuckboi son and I will put you in a brothel and you can serve grizzly bears!!

facking kids of today - pussys.


I hope you get yourself checked for throat cancer.



calm down son - All men pay for sex?

Nah just you as clearly she has you by the balls little man! you tell that slut to visit the job centre and find a job at KFC or Mc D'z ….

whats mine is mine and .. whats hers is mine - live by that motto son, never steer you wrong.



You're either a shitposter from /cuteboys/ or a foreigner pretending to be British. No Anglo I know uses the term "Mc D'z".

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The housing bubble is going to burst sometime between late-2019 and 2022.

There are already signs in the market.

Prepare yourselves.



i don't get it



I dont care if it bursts or not



>Prepare yourselves.

for what?



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Time to get a house somewhere between rural & urban.

Water Tank, Solar Panels and a small garden.

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this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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Victoria is still a pretty white state (as far as I know, we can't be certain because Australia is the only Anglosphere country that doesn't record race or ethnicity in the census), so the only explanation for Daniels winning is that there are a lot of white race traitors in Melbourne. That's the same reason why the sodomy referendum won, FYI. There weren't enough Moslems in the country to vote it down.


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Democracy works with an EDUCATED populace. You should be this smart to vote otherwise you're wasting it.



The flood of tinfoil hat bullshit makes it easy to hide actual corruption and conspiracies.

Of course there's some truth in there, it makes it easier to deny it.



we mean FUCK OFF


>>>/doomer/ have fun


>>194837 (whoops! error)



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<Australian Court Orders ISPs to Block 181 ‘Pirate’ Domains, Including Subtitle Sites

<2ddl; 8maple.ru; 9anime.is; Addic7ed; Anilinkz; Animefreak; Animeshow; Avxhm; azmaple.com; Bilutv; Bt-scene; Cartooncrazy; Cmovieshd; Ddlvalley; DailyTVFix; Dnvod; dramacity.io; dramahk.me; Fmovies.io; Glodls; Gogoanime; Hdpopcorns; hindilinks4u.to; hkfree.co; icdrama.se; icdramase; ilovehks.com; IPTorrents; Kantv; Kimcartoon; Kissanime; kisscartoon.ac; m4ufree.com; Masterani.me; Myanimeseries; Nyaa; Nzbplanet; Ondarewatch; Openloadmovies; Opensubtitles.org; Otakustream; Phimbathu; Putlocker.ac; Putlockerhd.co; qooxi.net; Rmz; Rutracker.org; Scnsrc; Seasonvar; Seriesfree; Solarmoviez; Soul-anime; streamtvb.com; Subscene; Subsmovies; Torrentday; Torrentfunk; Torrentmovies; Tvbox; Tw116; Two-movies; Ultra-vid; Usabit; VexMovies; viewasian.tv; Vkool; Vmovee; Watchanimeonline.me; Watchcartoononline.com; Watchcartoononline.io; Watchonlinemovies; Watchseries-online; woaikanxi.cc; Yify-movies; Yifysubtitles; Ymovies.tv; Zimuzu; Zooqle.


which english mp made a speech commenting on the dangers of a government putting in place infrastructure with the power to decide what information people can and can not access?



bit late to the punch


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How long do you guys think it's going to take before torrent sites just ditch normal web altogether and just host the sites on tor or i2p?

I mean I know the website blocklists can be bypassed by changing the dns but, it's only a matter of time before they actually have an effect on piracy on the normal web. I'm betting it's gonna be about 10-20 years.


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>Laws written by tech-illiterates

Easily bypassed.

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