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is it possible for me to leave my ISP contract over the BS thats happening? im on a 12 month contract with belong

i have a vpn but it slows my speeds to a crawl and a few sites i use (vidya forums, music/folm review sites) instantly block me.

i just spent my afternoon arguing with a shitskin on the phone who was trying to rationalise censorship and wasnt even aware telstra was doing this till i told him. i then proceeded to spend the rest of my night trying to figure out pic related to no avail. i shouldnt have to be putting up with this bullshit and paying them too

what the fuck are we gonna do guys?


Try subbing to a different VPN mate. Mine's pretty quick, but I'm with a major provider and I'm in a metro area so idk what your deal is.


Worth a try, write an email so shitskins dont get involved. Or you wont have to talk to one anyway.

btw VPNs are either straight up pozzed or 'just trust us'


You can ask to cancel



secure dns is a single setting in firefox, but it won't work unless you've set your dns to an open server like google ( or cloudflare ( I think 4chan has rangebanned australia from posting though so you're gonna need the vpn/proxy and a pass because nearly all the vpns and proxies are banned from the chans.

I don't know why the gov doesn't just legalize weed and give out brothel vouchers though, if we have to live through a brave new world you'd think they could crank up the soma and orgie porgie.


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no fucking way

why can't i post

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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Female & muscly



thats gay as fuck



not anime


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>3. what public art do you propose for your city?

come to think of it i dunno many


>"Tommy" The Loaded Dog [SA]

>The Loaded Dog statue is based on the dog, Tommy, from Henry Lawson`s famous Australian story called "The Loaded Dog" . The story was chosen because it fulfilled all the specifications for the statue at a veterinary clinic. The dog is a spectacular steel sculpture about the size of a small horse and was sculpted by the world famous sculptor Andy Scott in Glasgow, Scotland using his unique technique of wielding of thousands of tiny pieces of steel rod to create iconic street art.

>The story revolves around a mischievous Labrador Retriever dog who picks up an explosive charge, jumps through the camp fire lighting the fuse and the chaos that follows when his owners, Andy and Dave, try to get the explosive charge back before it detonates.

>Billy [NSW]

>Statue of "Billy" the dog, who went on the daily rounds with his master, a Mosman Council Street sweeper, between 1959 and 1978.

>The statue was a gift to the people of Mosman as a reminder of the reliance of animals on man and the debt mankind owes to animals.

>Backpacker Murders [NSW]

>The monument at the site where the bodies of seven missing backpackers were found in the 1990`s commemorates the victims of the crime. Five of the victims were international travellers and two were Australian.

>Ivan Milat was convicted of the murders and is serving seven consecutive life sentences plus eighteen years. There is speculation that he may not have acted alone and may be responsible for more murders.




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>24 yo virgin

>go to brothel to lose my virginity

>book a random girl I saw on their website

>pay girl $150

>she barely speaks English but calls me "handsome" and "husband" and says she likes me

>believe her

>she sucks my dick for about 5 minutes and then asks me to lick her pussy

>do it not realising I probably just swallowed the dried cum of 10 men

>she gets Condom and tells me to fuck her

>do it for 10 mins and feel bored the whole time

>eventually cum in Condom and it didnt even feel good

>she throws the condom in a bin at the side of her bed

>lie down and cuddle with her and she keeps asking me to stay for 2 hrs because "she likes me"

>think she means its free so I agree

>she then gets up and goes to my pants with my wallet in it and signals for me to give her money

>feel pressured so I just give her another $150

>after about half an hour of me cuddling her and her chatting on her iPhone I try to fuck her again with my limp dick but cant get hard

>tells me to stop because its too soft

>lie back down feeling like an idiot

>cuddle with her and watch her chat on her phone for rest of the time

>tells me times up after 1 and a half hours

>too shy to say I paid for 2 hrs so I just leave

>feel like I wasted $300

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You're either a shitposter from /cuteboys/ or a foreigner pretending to be British. No Anglo I know uses the term "Mc D'z".



I suggest going when high, even weed works great. I went a few months ago up in the CBD with a mate after both getting high as fuck. Ended up booking the same room and fucking a girl on separate beds while cracking jokes, laughing etc..

Ended up fucking a beautiful Italian girl who was early twenties. Was sucking on her tits so hard, and kissing her and licking her all over her mouth.

She got me horny as absolute fuck, better than my girlfriend has ever done.



can't be that bad, now you don't have to risk having a panic attack when you're about to fuck a girl you actually like.

sex is 100x better when you have an emotional connection. SW was probs just saying that shit to try and get you lovestruck, then kaching kaching.

any girl who's worth your time will be patient with you, just communicate what you need clearly from each other and you're g. good luck out there anon



like this guy said, most people have a shitty first time. i lost mine to my first gf at age 17 and the first time we had sex it was shitty for both of us. it gets better and better, trust us m8.



fucking degenerate filth.

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are we just gonna let this rangeban go unpunished?

are we just gonna let it slide because we're too smart to get around it?

this was an ATTACK


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Fuck it. As one of the few net tax payers I'd vote for accelerationism. I'm pretty much invested into the collapse of the current economic system.



Voting for the Greens might be the easiest form of accelerationism.



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might as well throw in a UBGF too



I don't give a fuck about the economy, I just want free money.



NeverStart Allowance is pretty much free money

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new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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>Peter Hitchens - 2011 England Riots


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>Valedictory speech

>Liberal Democrats (Australia)

>Published on Feb 13, 2019

>Senator David Leyonhjelm pulled no punches in his valedictory speech.



Where was Egg Boy then?


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Apparently, this is The Greens' election trailer.


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fuck this is a good techno mix

<post techno remixes in this thread

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So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

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I'm glad to see you here, I'm feeling very alone today

Fucking Telstra blocking shit cause of op



Fucking optus too



They're fucking us all,

Cunts shouldn't be able to block all Willie nillie



If you're from Grafton, NZ don't want you



Damn that food looks good, where can I get it?

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."


It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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She was a truckie IET at the school of Transport at Puckapunyl. She was stripping on weekends, unbeknownst to her CoC but known to everyone on the base. Yes she was a total whore, she was picked up at the club and agreed to go home with the blokes where she died. How she died exactly, he knows but 100% sure it involved getting air-tighted and snorting way too much coke. Like any transport corps chick was a giant slut.



Because you get treated like dog shit in the Infantry?





Wowe alot of jaded ADGies here. ADG is bassically Infantry without the bullshit AND you have a peace time role to do. Yes the role is now blue/green as has been said. That is when theres no war on you have to go and do base security with the AFSEC squadrons working in shifts. TBH this sounds comfy as fuck. You get all the grunt quals but you dont have to do the grunt bullshit and unlike grunts when you arent out field or on deployment(which is never) you something productive to do. You can still do sniper, recon, ADGies get all the latest gear as soon as it comes out, faster then Army units do, they are mounted with comfy PMVs and G-wagon SRVs, so you get to drive around with your bros with an open top gun buggie pretending to be SASR if thats your thing, their snipers did have motorbikes too but dunno if thats still a thing. And yes ADGs get deployed, all the time, even when there sno actual wars on. Theres always a contigent guarding an airfield somewhere. They go overseas alot too to guam and other places to train with the USAF secfor. Im currently at looking at transferring over into the mustering because Im sick of the Army's bullshit. I want a comfy retirement job. Ide be happy to put on the blues and stoll up an airstrip then go out sometimes and do some grunt shit in the bush. Too much bush is bad for you.

TBH people who hate on ADGies are just faggot grunts who hate their lives and secrrly want to transfer to something else. The RAAF is always a better quality life so why not have the best of both worlds? If you really wana get your teeth cut into the shit then go Infantry but tbh you wont be going to war anytime soon. Youll get to the end foa 4 years with no trips, a fucked back having missed out on on your support coy course of choice. IMO ADGies also get based in better places, namely they dont go to FNQ or Darwin.

Your call bro.



>Army for fun

Yeah man, JLC, loads of fun.

Navy is the best paid. Yeah going to sea isnt amazing BUT its pretty comfy and you get an extra 11k in your pay even if youre not actually out at sea. Plus they pay all your rent for you while youre away for more than 28 days.

>RAAF for comfy

Yep but good luck getting in.

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What's the name of the girl wearing the premiership?

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Toss another shrimp on the barbie


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I'm sure glad I'm risking my freedom, under the Anti Expression of Unlawful Feelings Towards State Policies Act (the current year), to see musclegirls.



Just some whore.


is it true that the Age of Consent in Redfern is just four years of age?


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This chick apparently. Dunno her name.

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get around it ya poofters.

Tell me /aus/ why aren't you a true blue native to the soil Nationalist

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Why not start a new wave of Australian nationalistic literature instead of rehashing the old? You can spell right guys?


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Do you mean something like this?



Well that's certainly a good start. You're not going to get anywhere unless you start modernizing ideas


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I have some catching up to do. It's not like i learned much from history class other than holocaust and rabbit proof fence.


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>7.47mb for a photo of the cover

Could have posted the txt or pdf of all the books for that amount of bandwidth.

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…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.



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The sheer hypocrisy of it, perhaps?






For the people who have no fucking idea what you lot are on about, could any of you please share who Vicky Freeman is? She made video's of her daughter? wtf?


The pieces of fucking shit. Maybe some civil lawsuits from victims in the videos would stop them doing this shit?

Meanwhile in Australia, 80 000 preborn infants are slaughtered every year. Police give zero fucks about them. As if they really care about children.


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AFP coming for you next. Use Protection.

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Why is every Australian who isn't a fob and between the ages of 18-25 a reddit-tier faggot who hates everyone around them? I evesdrop on people's conversations when I go to get food in public and their conversations sound like a passive-aggressive war between each other, even the men (if they can even be called that) act like manipulative shit-talking women behind each others' backs.

Where do you go to find people worth socialising with outside of the internet?

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just find normal ok-to bad people and pretend that they're good using your imagination, like everyone else


Adelaide here. I'll be your friend, mate. discord: Tanami#1024



Exactly, every aussie is a little on the rough side especially after a few schooies you just gotta be on their good side



Adelaide is a fucking Void…



>I have never been anybody's else's best friend. I'm always their 4th, 5th or 6th best friend.

Me too mate.

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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>turbo gypsies

they only seem fast because you can't see them well at night


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Time to change the country.


Serval is dead. RIP


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Just bring me meat, girl


I came here from /ausneets/ because it's nothing but shitposting


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Found it thru Hugh Jacko on 0403085482

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This is on /pol/

If you delete this that means you say it's homophobic to be against gay catholic priests who rape little boys.


This will be in court on Friday in Newcastle Local Court. The NSW Police are trying to stop John Sunol surviing long enough to go to the NSW Supreme court where he is to face trial for the crime of blogging irrefutable evidence that the guy who wrote the book on Gay Marriage for Australian Marriage Equality Robert Dolly Dunn interfered with the Wood Royal Commission and did public speaking events in support of 5 year old gay child raping catholic priest robert dolly dunn. Since they started suing us for the hate speech of being against gay lobby and boy raping priest collusion, Robert Dolly Dunn's boyfriend Colin Fisk got out of jail early without an ankle bracelet or proper parole and immegately raped 5 boys within 3 months.

This is big and will be in the papers tomorrow. Your pro-pedophile censorship of this will be screenshotted and shared to a larger audience. So please suprise me SAPol cuckmods and leave it here.


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Ah i mean the head of the Gay Lobby Christopher Puplick AM is the cunt who defended a boy raping catholic priest BEFORE he got all of us to vote on sodomite marriage


▶Man being jailed for exposing head of AU Gay Lobby defends gay catholic pedophile priests on Friday Anonymous 03/13/19 (

Interview with professor James Fetzer PhD.

The Jewish pedophile asshat who organized the Australian Marriage Equality Gay Marriage Vote (Christopher Puplick AM) is on the public record defending a gay Catholic Priest Robert Dolly Dunn who raped 5 year old boys. The government is trying to jail us for CONTEMPT OF COURT for exposing this BEFORE he became a judge.

To stop this going to supreme court they are trying to jail him now for the crime of retweeting a mainstream news journalist, that he didn't even do as breech of bail conditions, the special gay police aka FB/policeglbti did it themselves after siezing his phone to frame him up.

It's all exposed in the video, that has all the supporting links and documentation on it.

Here is an audio version of his submission to the court on Friday:


153news mirror (jewtube will probably delete this)


Masonic Jew judges are exposed in the video.

I called up the Catholics. I think they will use this case to expose the Government Gay Lobby leadership who ran the anti-discrimination board defending a gay catholic priest pedophilePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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So NEETs ended up on A Current Affair in March 2019. What a laff. The link for the full video is here:


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in short, australian jobs for australian workers



yeah, reminded me of those two girls that bragged about being on the dole to aca for their monthly neetbashing but were found out to be normies working at maccas after all the boomers sent angry letters to their dad




This is the end result of the Anglo mindset of individualism, hedonism and materialism.



We see big business all around the world constantly do things that lead to financial loss. They promote social justice because they are ideological fanatics. This is not about making money, it is primarily about racial extermination.

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Crickey! Bring another tinny from the cooler…


Droughts, flood, heatwaves… there's a reason why so many of us at on the coastline.



Saddens me that such natural disasters are happening to the lucky country down under…


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> lucky country

why does this bother me

<Donald Richmond Horne AO (26 December 1921 – 8 September 2005) was an Australian journalist, writer, social critic, and academic who became one of Australia's best known public intellectuals, from the 1960s until his death.

<Horne was a prolific[1] author who published four novels and more than twenty volumes of history, memoir and political and cultural analysis. He also edited The Bulletin, The Observer and Quadrant. His best known work was The Lucky Country (1964), an evaluation of Australian society that questioned many traditional attitudes: "Australia is a lucky country, run by second-rate people who share its luck."[2]

<"Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second-rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders (in all fields) so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise. A nation more concerned with styles of life than with achievement has managed to achieve what may be the most evenly prosperous society in the world. It has done this in a social climate largely inimical to originality and the desire for excellence (except in sport) and in which there is less and less acclamation of hard work."



yep. LUCKY COUNTRY is a derogatory term.

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