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NEET General #151 Dumb Cunt OP of #150 is a failure

Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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Aussie Cops leading the way....

…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.



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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?


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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

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What area in NSW has the most abos?

Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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saving australia

this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."


It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, no one has even viewed this from a critical standpoint.

There is no reason this slut should be commemorated in anyway, fuck women in the ADF, fuck you brass for forcing this shit on us.

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Abo stuff

My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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Guess who got a new job?

Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead


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NEET General #150 - 'breaking down in max edition' edition

The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?



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Antipodean Resistance Strikes Again


>"We have a chapter in most major cities in Australia, and while we don't discuss numbers, we're sure we have more recruits than you'd like us to have."

>"If they've gone through the training and they're building this mentality of conflict and being able to carry weapons or firearms, and being able to use self defence, then it just takes something to trigger some sort of violent act.

>They are about violence and hatred. This is not about expressing an opinion or participating in a civil debate. This is about killing people."

They got a fucking article of the leftie den of filth known as ABC.

Guys are they Australia's American Nazi Party?

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NEET General #149 - Quantity > Quality Edition

Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.


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Look at all these Pilbarra Pedos!

>~30 men, ~300 charges.

>22-69 years old, some with previous histories.


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who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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Richmond fan topless uncensored

hey cunts, does anyone have the uncensored full titties image of that Richmond fan who posted topless with the premiership medal? as seen here


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Topless Richmond fan

If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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NEET General #148 - Gas the Gook edition

Old: https://8ch.net/aus/res/146640.html

Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.

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>work 37.5 hour weeks from afternoon to night

>don't watch talmudvision

>apparently a whole lot of shit happened

>be a filthy foreigner who wants to protect 'Stralian values

Where do I go to kill homosex abominations? Please tell date and time.

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Hey Aussies, does anyone know anymore films and docks based on true Aussie events?

I only got this so far


Plus the wolf creek movies

Pic unrelated

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Mad lads scare Chinese students

“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.


which one of you did it?

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NEET General #147 - Springtime for NEETs Edition

Old Thread: >>145781

It is springtime for NEETs. I hope you are all in fine flower.

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2nd New Zealand Race War

The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.


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NEET GENERAL #146 if you say you're going to do something, FUCKING DO IT

You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread



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Australian women have to be some of the worst women I've come across.

I met one in British Columbia, and this one stood out amongst the heard of drooling, crass unshaven cows that slacked their backs, and scratched their ass like a man.

She couldn't clean, she couldn't cook. Well that's fair, at least she was pretty to look at and bit her lip when I talked to her. She couldn't hold a conversation worth a damn and I'd have to drive the content for half the time to get anything out of her.

Worst of all, she came back to me even after I told her she was useless and incompetent at anything feminine.

How can you fuckers live with such incompetent and masculine acting women and survive?

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CUNT HUNT: walled aly

the hunt is on lads!

gather any info you can and be sure to spread it


this faggot goes to work everyday like the rest of us

>what car does he drive

>where does he live

>what's his route to work

>where has he been spotted

set up a perimeter and track him down!

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I've just come to the conclusion

there's only 3 types of people in Australia



>uni art fags

so /aus/ which are you?

>i'm a worker btw

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Fuck we're an awesome country.

Exploring the deep unknown


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Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.


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Fucking cuck/v/ rangebanned all the auscunts

If you're a cunt and use vodafone, telstra or optus, you cannot post at all on cuck/v/. However you can post on the other boards. This is like that /mu/ ban a while ago which got lifted, but worse becauss you cannot post in threads.

Given how autistic the moderators on halfcuck are, there are no VPNS that will work either.

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The Australian accent is pretty amusing to me.

>"Hello sir, can you tell me the time?"

>meanwhile in Australia

>"Hellaur sih can you tell me the toime cahnt!!!"

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why the fuck do computer parts gotta cost so much

fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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>libs shining torches to get rid of no votes

be a shame if yes votes began to vanish

libs stabbing themselves in the foot yet again

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7 News (a major news network) yet again won't stop with the blompf BTFO shit. They somehow found time to air the non-troversy of Drumpfy telling football players they should be fired for not kneeling during the national anthem during prime time, including softballing LeBron's response to Blimpf. Because that's so relevant to Australia.

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NEET GENERAL #145 'too many neets lost to wageslavery' edition

How is the saturday neetparty going?

No anime images allowed



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Same Sex Marriage Vote

Same-sex marriage plebiscite campaign spend could be upwards of $60 million

Mr Shelton did not rule out accepting overseas money for NO campaign (i guess that goes both ways though)


The thing that has irked me up this morning is that legislation is being rushed through to prevent the NO campaign from using "hate speech".


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"Straight white men"

>Crowd jeers


>Crowd jeers

"Tony Abbott"

>Crowd boos, becoming a low rumble


>Crowd cheers, reaching a fever pitch


>The roar breaks the sound barrier, the straight white men begin flagellating themselves in the audience whilst the women schlick furiously

"…Pauline Hanson is stupid"

>Blood, anal frothed semen and pussy juice rise up in torrents to the ionosphere. The wave reaches a black hole, to begin a new universe anew. A universe free of hatred, bigotry or homophobia. Kali Yuga begins for the remaining bogans left on Earth

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Poor autist fag here

Been held up in a granny flat for 6 months in relative seclusion, procrastinated for awhile but finally getting my first pay from centerlink on friday ($440). What should I spend it on?

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How the fuck am I meant to find weed in Melbourne? I used to use craigslist and that shitty webehigh site with wickr but they're both gone now.

Any advice melb anons I need weed to avoid the pain

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WA Exit

WA Liberal Party members have passed a WAxit motion for a committee to examine if the state could become financially independent.

"It doesn't just go to the GST. We send a significant amount of revenue in the form of income tax … capital gains tax, superannuation contributions' tax all goes to Canberra.

The motion was passed 89 votes to 73.


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> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

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Antifa Brisbane, everyone

Looks like a four year old's work. Found in a bathroom at The Foundry in Fortitude Valley, Brisbane.

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Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.

Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.

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NEET General #144 - Make The New One Earlier You Fucking Idiots Edition

Retro OP image used so we can look back on fonder times. Let the NEET fighting recommence



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How is the depression,boys?

What are you up to?

How is GFseptember shaping up?



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bushcraft/wilderness survival

Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.


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Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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NEET General #142 Increased Brainfog Edition

Previous Thread >>141282

Horrible feeling when you've got all this tech around you yet you squander your time and have a bout of brainfog.

What do you guys think about this device? How many NEETs have handhelds or tablet devices?

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Kia Ora

Are New Zealanders allowed to bost on this board? I'm bored af right now and can't get to sleep. It also doesn't help that my sheep are restless as fuck and baa-ing like crazy. Can I pretend to be Australian?

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NEET General #141 Start of spring

Continues from >>141278

NEET General #141 Start of spring

Dogneet dog going to make it

DIETneet going to make it

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> Luke Foley suggests replacing Queen’s birthday in June with a day in which ‘we recognise and celebrate 40,000 years of Indigenous history’

To be honest would you give two shits if we added another public holiday instead of replacing one? I mean if we had an "Abo day" and didn't replace anything every cunt out there would be stoked.

Tack it onto another holiday, have the Friday off for Abo Day and like have the Monday as Labour day or whatever then you'd have cunts treating Abos like heroes for at least one day a year. Four day weekend thanks to the Abos, we can celebrate and get sloshed in true Strayan fashion.

What do you fellas reckon?

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I want to sell some luxury goods in Australia. I am in Australia.

How do I start doing this?

I've already got access to the products, just need the customers

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poo in loo

Some number i didn't recognise called me this morning, so i didn't answer, and they left a voicemail. The message was from some poo in loo who didn't say anything other than tell me to call back on a particular number and then told me not to disregard the message in a rather threatening manner. My voicemail specifically tells people I'm not going to answer if I don't know who they are.

Has this happened to anyone else? Why are Indians still allowed to call our country?

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When you were growing up did you ever think "I hope when I grow up, my race and culture and the safety we enjoy are torn away and replaced by a mixture of China, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia?

Then you're in luck cause that's whats happening, diversity is our strength!

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Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

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Chief of the Halal Certification council calling for white genocide

>Mohamed Elmouelhy, the head of Australia’s Halal Certification Authority, publicly commented on Facebook to state that white Australian women need Muslim men to fertilize them and “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies.”

>Elmouelhy’s intolerant views led him to declare that the “white race will be extinct” in 40 years.

>The certification chief, who immigrated to Australia in 1975 and became a citizen in 1981, made his comments in response to a study in Human Reproduction Update from Israeli researchers in Hebrew University, which revealed declining fertility rates among men in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

>Based on 43,000 men, the scientists found that a high proportion of men in Western countries had sperm counts below the threshold for infertility.

>“According to the Hebrew University, Australian men sperm count has declined by 52 per cent over the last 40 years so your men are a dying breed, Australian women need us to fertilise them and keep them surrounded by Muslim babies while beer swilling, cigarette smoking, drug injecting can only dream of what Muslim men are capable of,” wrote Elmouelhy in a comment on Facebook that was first reported by the Daily Mail.

>“If the country is left to the bigots the white race will be extinct in another 40 years,” he continued. “Muslims have a duty to make your women happy because you are declining, better go chose a plot for yourself at your local cemetery. If you can’t afford it, commit suicide it is a cheaper alternative for bigots.”

>“It will [sic] mandatory for all women to wear hijab or burka if they prefer, bikinis will be displayed in Museums but not on nubile bodies anymore,” he continued. “When that happens everything in Australia will be Halal certified. Bigots and pigs will be declared Haram and must not be approached or touched, they can live together in reserves. There will be a Halal butcher on every corner, all other butchers will be offered to convert to Halal or given a passage back to where their ancestors came from.”

>Elmouelhy’s diatribe also included scathing remarks towards Australian politicians and called for the creation of “religious police” who “will make sure all businesses are closed at the time of prayers.”

>When questioned by News.com.au, Elmouelhy backpedaled on his comments to state that he created the post to “stir the bigots.” He has since deleted his inflammatory remarks following a backlash, and complained about “bigots” who are now “using all manner of expletives and attacks possible including promises of physical attacks,".

What's the bet that he gets to keep his job and faces virtually no backlash? I wouldn't even be against the idea of leaving for Europe with my family, if Europe wasn't already more cucked and Islamised than Australia.

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> Local councils ban Australia Day

> Federal government bans them from hosting citizenship ceremonies

> No one can get their citizenships

Its just the White Australia Policy under a different name. I am so sick of the RACIST WHITE law makers trying to fuck us future Australians over.

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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NEET General #140 - Homestead Edition

Continues from: >>139592

Rural NEETS are the ultimate NEETs. Give up your sardine can city existence mates.

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Hey mates, me and a bud are making a Moon Man game inspired by Ethnic Cleansing and L4D2. The lad who made the excellent Moon Man model granted us its use in the game.

We were hoping you cunts could give us some voices for the niggers.

We need lines like "Muh fugga" "Mupdi doo" "Muh dick" and others.

Probably some death groans too if you can manage.

Game is non-profit and made for fun.

Uploaded mp3s are preferred but you can use vocaroo if it's easier.

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>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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Who's in for some namedropping.

This is a screencap from the 7news facebook comment feed from the hit and run on sunday 21/8 at parafield gardens.

No friends posted in the pic. The comment was removed shortly after.

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NEET General #139 - Intellectual Edition

Continues from: >>138733

Post your poetry NEETs. What books have you been reading?

What are the philosophical questions that keep you up at night?

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How was Mass today, Anoonga?

Did you go out for lunch with your family afterwards?

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Freedom of Speech

Looking for some examples of shit us cunts can't say. Especially after this:


Censorship of Australia page is pretty good. Just wanna know if you cunts got any prime for redpill potential.

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Aus Nude Repository

Hey cunts, a few years ago I found a site full of nudes of girls sorted by state, but I've since forgotton the URL and lost the pics I had saved. Anyone lend a hand?

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Welcome to NEET Tank

Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.

Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.

In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.

Best of luck to you.

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Red Pill Dropped on Triple J

"The end of white people." Eli Mosley talks to Triple J, then an incredible reaction from a Jewish caller. Aired evening of 14th August on the 'Hack Live' program.

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>discovered this amazing group

>have been playing song related on loop for a few days in a row

>theyre bogans

wtf i love australia now

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Swan Taxis cab driver caught doing a poo in Leederville park

A Perth woman was left shocked and disgusted after she stumbled upon a taxi driver taking a dump on a park verge in Leederville on Tuesday.

>According to the Perth Voice, the woman was walking her dog when she spied a Swan Taxis cabbie squatting down on a patch of grass on Burke Street near the Britannia Park tennis club at around 9.50am.

>This was despite a public toilet being only a stone's throw away.

>The woman, who didn't want to be named, said the cabbie even brought his own bog roll.

>"He's squatting down, and then I saw him wiping his bottom and I went…'he is taking a dump right on the side of the road'," she told the Perth Voice.

>"You want to see the mess this guy left behind. It was so daring of him to do that when there were toilets so close by."

>The woman said the cabbie then left a pile of dunny roll all over the verge. When she suggested he tidy up his mess, he simply ignored the woman and took off in his cab.

>The shocked woman then jotted down the cabbie's number and got on the blower to City of Vincent mayor John Carey.

>Mr Carey told WAtoday he was "flabbergasted".

>"As an inner-city council I get some unusual emails and texts, but this one honestly takes the cake," he said.

>"I mean do we have to put up signs saying please don't poo on the verge?

>"For a cab driver to do a poo in front of a resident is extremely disrespectful.

>"I don't understand how a cabbie can accept doing a number two in a public space is ok."

>Mr Carey said he passed on all the details to the city's health department who were planning to contact Swan Taxis.

>"It's just totally unacceptable," Mr Carey said.

>A spokeswoman for Swan Taxis said the company was trying to get to the bottom of the issue.

>"It is unfortunate that such behaviour is demonstrated in public places and we will not tolerate such behaviour," she said.

>"We are investigating this complaint seriously and if substantiated, we will take appropriate action against the driver."












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getting me Ps soon, so i need a cheapo car

thinking about either a 4x4 (maybe gq patrol or hilux) or a jap pocket rocket (skyline, supra, etc)

any advice?

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NEET General #138 - Windy and Lonely Edition

Old Thread >137774

NEETs how are you using your winter? Before you know it, it will be Spring and you'll be getting swooped by magpies.

I've been going on walks to get away from the constant noise of my family, watching tent/car living videos on YouTube.

Been playing Mario 64:Star Road, a great SM64 mod you guys should try.

DietNEET, have you been a good boy?

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Apparently Australia has a huge crystal meth epidemic.

Why is that? Also is it the same shit that's over in the states or is it different in any way?

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NEET general #137-cumguzzling rapist edition

Old thread >>136940

Neets being investigated and put to the test by cenno, neets ratting out and spying on other neets to keep their neetbux and neets so desperate they'll guzzle wagie cum.

Trust no one…

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NEET General #136 - It's fucking cold Edition

Old Bread: >>136127

Neetcord: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

>centrelink interrogation in a few days

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a general thread for shitposting because i didnt see any threads without a particular topic

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Pig’s head in bag dumped at Islamic school in Brisbane

Which one of you mad cunts did this?

>The “demonising of Muslims” by people like Pauline Hanson is to blame for a pig’s head being dumped outside the Islamic College of Brisbane’s gates, the school’s chairman says.

>The decaying pig’s head was found in a bag with a swastika this morning at the Islamic College of Brisbane in Karawathaan.


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immigration to Australia

Would you say Australia is less cucked than Canada? Looking to get away from this shithole. We're already 3% Muslim and rising fast.

Before anyone asks, yes I'm 100% white. (Mostly British.)

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NEET GENERAL #135 Friday despair edition

how is the depression?

Anything planned for the weekend?



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>mfw I saw an actual jew today

I didn't think they were real. Hold me, /aus/.

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Faggot parade in Adelaide

There was a parade in Adelaide on Rundle Mall with faggot chanting "hey hey hoe hoe (whatever) phobia got to go"

How should we respond to this?

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We be looking bad bro's

Seriously,this was an add on tv at abou 9:10pm in perth.

Serious pedo vibe.

What the fuck is going on here!!

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applied for newstart

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

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NEET General #134 Repetitive Boredom Edition

What have we got going on?

DietNEET stay strong and let's enjoy the week of rain here in Perth.

Prev Thread


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Best place to commit suicide in Melbourne? Life's hopeless and my dreams have been crushed.

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I'm amaze that this wasn't on /aus/, I just wish we had the death penalty just for these fucks


>Muh prayers

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NEET General #133 - "Accidentally" Killing Protected Wildlife Edition

There are probably going to be several threads now, thanks post limit.



I should dig up the discord link but I'm too lazy. Check a few threads back if no one else links it.

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Alright cunts, if you're looking for something to spend your neetbux on ive been making swastika fidget spinners. these are 50x50x5mm brass with a 10mm bearing. made here in aus using a manual mill so supply is limited to as fast as i can make them.

50aud each which im aware is expensive for a spinner, but its impossible to compete with chinas production costs.

Add me on discord if you're interested @bdin#5786

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Drinks thread

Hey, m8s, what do you guys have to nip on when you need to get smashed really quick? Anything popular, cheap and readily available in any BWS?

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Neet General #132 - Warmneet Edition

Spare a thought for all the mummybotless neets sleeping rough without heating tonight.

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This is some straight up Stasi bullshit.

OP must be at least 75 chars on this board.

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forge shit

right so i fucked up with Centrelink

These guys wants their money back, $5000, and i havent got a single shit to give em and im not willing to.

I was on Full-time study youth allowance and I attended a very bare minimum record, basically show up there once in a blue moon, not giving a shit and what not. Centrelink sees that I havent got a minimum hours met to be considered "full-time" and now they want their money back, I made an appeal and give em my enrolment verification etc. BUT they needed my attendance record and my transcript (which is shit since its all "Withdrew")

If I forge these 2 fuckin documents will they be too dumb to see it and be like "oh yh that seems good mate" or am I fucked?

cheers cunts

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Where do you live?

>do you rent, own, NEET?

>how much it cost

>what is the worst thing about your neighbour hood

>do you want to move somewhere else?

I live and grew up in Sydney, in the north. I fucking hate this place more and more everyday. It was good when i was a lid buy actually leaving my suburb have living around the city is awful. The public transport is shit, i have a car and the roads are even worse, the living cost is also huge. My gf pay $250 a week for a room in a shitty apartment. I hate the crowds and the noise, i would leave to anywhere where i can find work.

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NEET General #131 - Seasonal Editions Are Dumb Edition

Can't believe there are a hundred and thirty of these fucking things. I wonder how many shitposts I've made? It must be in the thousands

Old >>>/131859/

Discord is for normies.

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What happened, /aus/?


Like damn, this is a song I'd actually feel PROUD to sing

"Australia's sons let us rejoice,

For we are young and free;

We've golden soil and wealth for toil,

Our home is girt by sea;

Our land abounds in Nature's gifts

Of beauty rich and rare;

In hist'ry's page, let ev'ry stage

Advance Australia fair.

In joyful strains then let us sing,

Advance Australia fair."

"When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,

To trace wide oceans o'er,

True British courage bore him on,

Til he landed on our shore.

Then here he raised Old England's flag,

The standard of the brave;

"With all her faults we love her still"

"Britannia rules the wave."

In joyful strains then let us sing

Advance Australia fair."

"While other nations of the globe

Behold us from afar,

We'll rise to high renown and shine

Like our glorious southern star;

From England soil and Fatherland,

Scotia and Erin fair,

Let all combine with heart and hand

To advance Australia fair.

In joyful strains then let us sing

Advance Australia fair."

"Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,

Or dare a foot to land,

We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,

To guard our native strand;

Britannia then shall surely know,

Though oceans roll between,

Her sons in fair Australia's land

Still keep their courage green.

In joyful strains then let us sing

Advance Australia fair."

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Bring Back White Australia Policy

>Be me

>Live in white country that sends illegal immigrants to offshore detention camps

>Go outside

>Everyone is Indian and Muslim


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Post your most hated job agency that makes you wish u could just bomb the fucking place out of existence, starting with Tursa cause i hate them so fucking much

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Tastless Stunts

Come on cunts. Have a go at making some memes. Show the world how you are not afraid of the authorities.

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NEET General #130 - What the fuck is that coloured text edition

Old >>130949

Discord is for normies

Continue regular scheduled shitposting

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Are there any aussies that aren't a bunch of faggots? Seriously you guys could be fucked by 1000 men and that would be a giant step towards being straight.

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LARP Edgelords beware - NSW Police new Specialist unit looking for easy scalps to justify themselves


— 8< —————–

New specialist team to investigate "fixated person" threats.

Wednesday, 26 April 2017 10:34:27 AM

The New South Wales Police Force has announced a new specialist unit to deal with obsessed individuals who threaten to carry out acts of violence.

The “Fixated Persons Investigations Unit” will focus on the detection, intervention and prevention of so-called ‘lone actor’ and ‘fixated person’ threats across the state.

Matters involving individuals who are not considered persons of interest by the Counter Terrorism and Special Tactics (CTST) Command will be assessed and referred to the new unit, which will be staffed by NSW detectives and mental health experts.

Upon investigation, the unit will determine whether individuals making threats of grievance-fuelled violence should be arrested and charged with criminal offences or provided with mental health assistance.

The unit will also be responsible for proactively identifying people who may be vulnerable to rapid radicalisation or lone actor-style attacks and disrupting their ability to engage in violence.

“This unit is a unique step forward in modern policing,” Police Commissioner, Mick Fuller, said.

“In recent times we’ve dealt with a number of people who aren’t classified as terrorists but are so obsessed about issues, ideals or individuals, they are plotting acts of violence,” Commissioner Fuller said.

“The Fixated Persons Investigations Unit will identify and disrupt those threats.”

The unit will be staffed by 17 detectives and additional support personnel. It will commence operations next Monday (1 May).

“It is about adding another layer of protection for the community and in many cases, protecting the individuals from themselves,” Commissioner Fuller said.

“People so driven by religious, political, ideological or mental health issues that they threaten others is an emerging crime issue for law enforcement across the globe,” he said, “The creation of this unit forms part of the re-engineering process for the NSW Police Force moving forward.”

The Commissioner also intends the new unit to be a resource for parents worried about their children being dangerously influenced.

“The views of a young person, under the wrong influence, could change in a matter of days or weeks,” he said, “We want parents to be able to contact the Fixated Persons Investigations Unit and get some help.”

NSW Police Minister Troy Grant commended the move, saying the new unit will complement existing abilities within the CTST Command to identify and disrupt criminal activity, whilst ensuring the community has an additional avenue for seeking assistance if they hold concerns for a particular individual.

“Fixated Persons investigators will work closely with intelligence officers, the Protection Operations Unit, and the Terrorism Investigations Squad to bring NSW into line with similar structures seen interstate and abroad.

“We know the types of crime our police officers face are complex and ever-changing, therefore it is important our force evolves to ensure it is best placed to respond, both proactively and reactively.”

Minister for Counter Terrorism, David Elliott, welcomed the design of the new unit, which includes a combination of experienced police officers and mental health workers, who will work collaboratively with established Counter Terrorism resources.

“The Fixated Persons Investigation Unit will not only complement the existing work of the force to combat terrorism, but the efforts of the NSW Government to ensure a coordinated and strategic approach to identifying possible terror threats.”

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Anti Discrimination, Victoria is beyond fucked and small credence to that shitposter Luke McKee

Just in regards to the locked thread that guy created, and anything additional that other users (not McKee, please you would kill it with your poor formatting and sub-standard writing) may want to talk about in regards to this broad topic - It does tie in to what we post here and on /pol/:

Looking into it, he absolutely does have a (legal) point about Tribunals using state law to fuck with people in other states (and it being not legal at all), his law links are solid.

The Vivienne Legg and Dyson Devine being illegally imprisoned; Victorian Tribunal using Victorian Police against NSW residents (NSW police were not involved) all because they didn't listen to a summons filed in Victoria despite being NSW residents and found in contempt.

The people filing suit are the O.T.O / Thelema of Aleister Crowley fame (the heroin and homosexual junkie who couldn't handle his own dogma of "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.").

Even if you don't much care about that - the fact is; if one of these groups that Luke McKee (shitposter extraodenaire) has mentioned finds you talking shit online about them (such as this place, like gaiaguys.com or whatever) and get the Victorian Police involved - given what has happened recently in regards to the sunshine secret database that we only found out about due to the recent hack - 8ch.net would hand your data over to them and we would likely be legaly fucked. Remember, that whole Vivienne Legg and Dyson Devine thing happened in 2008, the laws used in that case have only strengthened since that time (both state and federal). Things are not looking good.

Further reading: https://8ch.net/aus/res/121083.html If any of your remember about the anti-discrimination act and its legal skulduggery mentioned there.

It is important… regardless of the shit the McKee guy spews.

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what are our thoughts on bike gangs and groups in Australia?

are they gonna save us?

any members browse here?

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NEET General #129 - Craving Edition

Old >>130110

Has anyone had a cheesecake recently?

Tonight I'm having pizza, might head out for booze or chocolate depending on my mood.

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NEET General #128: Do Androids Dream of Electric NEETs? Edition

Old >>129258

The wet season is the perfect time to start reading old sci-fi.

I've been getting comfy and reading some science fiction writing from the 1960s. Here's a copy of the short story which won the Hugo award in 1968, it's an easy read with an interesting concept. Grab some milo and take a read:


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fucking americans and the stupid fucking emu war

I'm so fucking sick of other countries bringing up the Emu War, you can't say one fucking thing to them without them bringing it up, especially fucking Americans

I just have to sit there humiliated as they all laugh at their fucking overused fucking joke

Is there really nothing on that level of embarrassing that I can bring up to counter that shit?

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Telepathy while Sleeping

It is possible to connect and communicate (even telepathically) with other people during your dreams/while sleeping. You could even coordinate certain activities like building a company or changing a country with other people who don't communicate with you via any other means than through telepathic discussions and knowledge sharing during dreams.

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australian history

as told by /aus/,

in the greentext style

jazz hands

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>the man reportedly called Channel Seven newsroom during the standoff and said "This is for IS. This is for al-Qaeda"

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i only came here because i thought aus is an abbreviation for autism and i'm disappointed

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NEET General #127 - Halfway Year/Fantasy Edition

>>128470 Old Thread

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzfodAERwuU

Hope you NEETs have a good rest today, having a pepporoni pizza for lunch and I'll have a lengthy few hour session of Final Fantasy after lunch.


Wild Arms is a simple JRPG to start with, Paper Mario aswell.

Ys Oath of Felghana is ~20 hours and is on PC and PSP. It's not turn based.

What games/systems we playing on now NEETs?

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Noonga peoples true rulers

My name is Flabbawubbababbajabba and I hate every single one of you racist woman hating vanilla faced white cunts.

How does it feel that your government will soon accept we Noonga peoples as the true rulers of Australia?

You better apologise for fucking up our country with your pale skin and stealing all our inventions.

Soon the government will recognise it isn't a crime when we take your children, it's reconciliation for what you did to my ancestors.

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oi cunt.

have you abandoned the board? the boards are coming back online again after the hack.. nobody has shit posted anything here for a few days.. so here is a picture of a torana. it's sexy as fuck.

aussie car thread? sure..


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Secularism is causing white genocide.

Lots of you blame white genocide on the Jews, feminism, socialism, or capitalism, but it's all bullshit. The bottom line is that irreligious people don't have kids, no matter what colour they are. This is true in every country on Earth, whether or not it has a white majority.

I have been openly atheist since 14 (I'm now 25), but I am taking Catechism this year because atheism/agnosticism/"spiritual but not religious" is almost as effective as getting a vasectomy because religious women will not marry you if you are an atheist and secular women squeeze out one downie at 35 after spending a lifetime "finding themselves" on the cock carousel.

Do not join a cucked church, even if your family comes from one. If you're from a Protestant family, become Mormon or Evangelical. If you're from a Catholic family, rejoin the Church and attend Latin mass with the traditionalists. If you're Orthodox, keep doing what you're doing.

This is the most practical advice for ending white genocide today, and it doesn't involve any wacky politics, activism, or other bullshit. It involves you getting your ass out of bed on Sunday and going to church.

I still don't believe in God, but I don't care, because reversing white genocide is more important. Secular women are trash anyway, and collect bastard children like stamps. This is why bastard children are the norm in Nordic countries.



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NEET general #126 - WFD edition

>>127633 old bread

What are we all up to?

Weather getting comfy where you are?

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trump meets with turnbull

trump meets with turnbull and has him shook as fuck

trump: "we had a great call"

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Going to live on the streets soon till I get emergency housing. Has anyone else had any experience living on the streets, particularly around Brisbane?

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Hello I really like AusFAILIA I want to move to AusFAILIA can you help? Canada is forever a friend to your nation!!!!!

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NEET General #125 - Bookclub Edition

Brainfog reducing, when do we get to circlejerk over our reading lists?

Rainy weekend in Perth, feels good.

Probably gonna eat some Pizza or Fish and Chips tonight.

Anyone drinking tonight?

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Oi boys I live in area with a shit ton of wogs, they are loud and annoying and I want them gone, how do I get rid of them?

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12 year old driver stopped on his way to perth


the little cunt made it pretty far

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3$ for a snag and a bun is a fucking scam

Why do these jews keep setting up these shit ass sausage stand selling snags for 3 fucking dollarydoos, if you're a real australian, you should know that the going price is two fifty, as set by Bunnings. the holy land of the sausage sizzle. It's not like sausages and buns are that fucking expensive, hiking up the price another fifty cents won't make a difference to your shitty primary school or footy club. if you're selling hot dogs for any more than bunnings you should leave the country cunts.

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the big hack

any of our hospitals been hit?

lets hope centerlink gets hit fuck those cunts

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How easy is it to bicycle around the towns in Australia? Or should I just get a car?

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NEET General #124 - Gaming Edition

Played any good games recently?

On the previous episode: >>126007

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

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Abolishing of 457 work visas

Turnbull was quoted as saying "Australian workers must have priority for Australian jobs". However - "Immigration Minister Peter Dutton said the shock decision won't affect current Australian visa holders.

'There will be a grandfathering arrangement. They will continue under the conditions of that visa.'"

'Bout fucking time you cunt.

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NEET General #123 -456, get it? It's counting Edition

On the previous episode: >>125256

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

Making proper titles is too much effort. I was going to make a fruit smoothie but the blender is dirty REEEEE. I guess I have to fucking wash it now.

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NEET General #122 - Writers Block Title Edition

On the previous episode: >>124496

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

Titles are hard. Lately my creative ability has been lacking, and I am not entirely sure why. I hope I regain it soon as it is bothering me, not being able to create anything meaningful. Hopefully something will strike soon and hit me. I welcome it.

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>tfw you will probably never be Australian

>but you hope one day you will be

>it won't happen though

And this country's gonna die in 12 years cuz it's an empire and all empires die at around their 250th mark, USA is at its 238th mark.

Where will I go? How will I live? I know this is inevitable and I can't spend the rest of my days in USA, it's going to die eventually due to immigration from 3rd worlders most likely. And I know you all are going to be severely affected by USA's death..

But that doesn't mean you can't separate yourselves from Chyna and USA before that happens and create a superpower from all the resources you have. You guys have alot of resources, alot of potential that should be used for an independent Australia.

Why don't you all just do that and implement White Australia Policy once again? Just rebel against the current government and put a new one in, ffs.

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north korea arking up



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Melbourne terrorist admits he did it in the name of Islam, calls himself a 'saviour'

Australian media can no longer cover this up no matter how hard anymore, he admits to being a Muslim below technically. Yet everybody says 'mental illness, drugo! nothing to do with islam!" Confirmed Islam motivated attack. An extract:

'Alleged Bourke Street killer Dimitrious Gargasoulas has declared himself "the saviour" and not guilty in his first appearance before a court since he was charged over the deadly drive through the centre of Melbourne, Australia.

Gargasoulas, 26, appeared to be smirking as he appeared before Melbourne Magistrates Court via video link from prison on Wednesday,wearing a black jumper, with stubble on his chin and with his hair all black.

"Your Honour, do you know … I want to tell you something," he called out, before he was cut off by his lawyer, who told him there were media in the court.

Gargasoulas then said: "I just want to say that Aboriginal law is identical to Muslim law."

He then mentioned the Bible and Koran, and continued: "Did you know that Muslim faith is the correct faith according to the whole world? And I am not guilty."


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NEET General #121 - Comfy Autumn Edition

On the previous episode: >>123608

Who was that fag shitting up the discord? Fuck I am longing for winter. So close now.

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

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Australian government wants to ban gel-ball shooters

Stores raided and closed for now by police. Who are now doing 'ballistic tests' with the gel-ball shooter toy guns. Crates that were to be shipped got seized by customs to be looked into.

Now for sources:

Armoured heaven facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/ArmouredHeaven/

Petition link with the info you need to know on it as well: https://www.change.org/p/the-government-is-preventing-the-importation-of-harmless-children-s-toys

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NEET General #120 - ANZAC Day Edition

On the previous episode: >>122768

Lest we forget NEETs.

The pic isn't mine, someone else made it in the old thread. It appears we are running out of pepes to use, we cannot use ones that we have before. We need a injection of new high-quality NEET pepes into the market. I might start work on some providing I hit a few ideas.

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

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gov Sonar

> Decentralization is the process of redistributing or dispersing functions, powers, people or things away from a central location or authority.[1][2] While centralization, especially in the governmental sphere, is widely studied and practiced, there is no common definition or understanding of decentralization. The meaning of decentralization may vary in part because of the different ways it is applied.[3]

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if /aus/ made a political party, how would you want it to be?

also, just how many odd parties already exist?

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ANZAC Day Thread

Lets get an ANZAC thread going to commemorate the men who fought for our glorious country. Come by the billabong and share images and videos of our guys on the battlefield. I also made a ANZAC video for this year, but I am not sure if you cunts want to see it or not.

I hope you went to the dawn service today or you are bloody un-Australian.

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>What is going on?

The Sunday of April 23rd will see a mass spread of us printing out memes, flyers, and IdentityEvropa type images out and stapling/taping/gluing them onto lampposts, buildings, and anywhere that will be viewed alot.


April 23rd


To spread redpills and wake our people up

>How do I participate?

Print out your best redpills, pepes, and memes and staple, glue, or tape them wherever you think they will be seen most in public

>How many flyers do I post?

To make it more of a game, the last two numbers of your ID are the number of flyers you should post, if it's an unreasonable number, get some buddies on it.


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NEET General #119 - Now with even MORE Pepe's editon

OLD: >>121943

I have never seen one person get so angry at such a small thing. Perhaps they need to learn that memes exist for a reason, and they are the will of the community. Restricting the community and memes is counter-intuitive to discussion and culture propagation. "Lacking independent thought" - is just a idiots superficial observation, as the memes fit the individuals feelings perfectly, and it manifests itself as the product and choice of independent thought.

Enough about that autist though, tomorrow I am buying a kebab.

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Asian American Hillary Supporting Whore in @ACTHumanRights Canberra sues for SATANIC BABY RAPE CULT


The story is this guys

1) My mate got a letter in the mail and some emails from the self-professed whore of Babalon Diana K Knight of the ACT Human Rights Commission stating he's going to be dragged off to court in a different state for the crime of religious vilification of an ALEX JONES INFOWHORES confirmed "Child Sex Sacrafice" Cult OTOAustralia.org.au

2) So I DOXed her. Why is she a whore? Well Alistair Crowley "founder" of the OTO according to the Australian Kingpin who's doing the suing of my mate, on a very official OTO blog is quoted as saying "Why do women resist being praised for their fucking? What else are they good for". Now the ACT Human Rights Commission is a bunch of lesbian feminists, and now they a prosecuting people for not respecting the man and his satanic pedo cult who says they are all whores because they bleed for 3 days and don't die.

3) Some people have already been jailed in Australia without appearing in court in Victoria, but this scandal is the first Religious Vilification thought crime case for the ACT. NSW has no such laws. NSW highest court in March in another case (BernardGaynor.com.au vs boylover @garryburnsblog) ruled that out of state tribunals can't find prosecute NSW citizens and visa versa. This has made a sticky mess for the OTO and the State of NSW/VIC who have been throwing people in jail who didn't appear in court for not loving the religion of gay baby fucking and boy murder.

Take this to the anti-feminists, anti-satanists.

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so apparently MGTOW is rapidly growing in Australia not just among adult men, but teenagers as well. how many of you cunts are MGTOW?

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GJ government. Nanny state strikes again!

Australia fucking banned online poker.

Link: http://thewholestory.news/online-poker-now-illegal-in-australia/

Youtube - https://youtu.be/FpIhDvLvhzA

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Any economists hereabouts?

Prepare to have your head explode.




How to solve high house prices for first home buyers: make houses cheaper for baby boomers.

Intergenerational war when?

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hey lads about to visit Melbourne

what kind of fucking cancer should i legitimately expect?

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NEET Thread #118 Gov Spying & Easter Edition

OLD THREAD: >>121083

Eating some chocolate?

Autumns still not feeling that great in Perth, weather's hovering around.

Starting around late April - May, the house will be quieter and I'll have some time to make some videos outdoors and such.

Can't wait for winter.


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Dutch (motorcycle lover) 22/m going to do IT intership in aus.

ask questions or give tips/advice?

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Hi, guys I'm from Finland and I am curious about your meme culture.

Can you show me your best australian memes with description?

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NEET Thread #117 I had no human contact while this board was down edition

OLD >>120153

I know it's a bit early but the board's a fucking mess right now.

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What aren't you voting for these guys? One Nation isn't bad but it's just reactionism of muh Mudslimes that isn't backed by strong economic philosophy. Lib Dems are based on a philosophy perfected by decades of philosophers and economists and use concepts that are proven to work. They will address all of the underlying causes of the Muslim problem as well as actually solving all of the other problems that affect daily life and improve things for every day Australians. For example,

>they will get rid of the retarded restrictions on vidya

>they will make alcohol cheaper by getting rid of retarded taxes

>they will improve the economy and jobs market by getting rid of the bureaucratic mess of red tape and regulations

>make energy bills cheaper by getting rid of regressive environmental regulations

>legalise the means to self defense: guns, pepper spray etc.

>stop "humanitarian aid" except for short-term disaster relief

>legalise weed and decrminialise "victimless crimes"

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Good morning, my dear Australians. Today I would like to ask you for advice. A few days ago my employer said that I have to move to Melbourne for about a year. The problem is I'm extremely afraid of all those giant spiders and etc. Therefore, I just need to know about any possibilities to get rid of them by some sort of extra protection systems, for example.

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I got cucked by a NZ born mixed kiwi chinky that fucked off back to chinky land

Hello all my fellow n33t cunts

I am fucking rotting from my highschool love who a few years invited me to her wedding with her beta wog love

All you Anglo guys don't ever go for half chinks who are not even born in Australia or even any half chinks at all

It pains I can't fuck that half chinky again but some beta wog can have that bitch

I am rotting with my comics, toys and movies!!!!!

Living the n33t dream!!

I want to revenge fuck her nasty looking sister

Her parents got divorced young and her very chinky looking mum wanted her to grab a White bf after her Once Were Warriors husband fucked off

It was an easy as fuck lay, pity I still have the feels that chinky is with that wog looking closet poofer

They can both fuck off from Australia ever again and stay that in chinky city while she leeches of her wog husband

That chinky kiwi bitch with a marketing degree has a free meal ticket for life with that wog in China now

Fuck my shit life

I am done ranting you fucks going to watch Logan again

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Remove kebab

Kebab is taking his own poll on whether we should remove them, I've come to inform those unaware so you can represent the true owners of Australia, the noonga peoples


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Wagies can never learn the awesome Neet powers. We will never let them be involved in the unwritten Neet code.

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I've reached that point in job application where I am physically repulsed from clicking the apply button.

I got an interview offer from an ASX100 company and I'm not sure I even want to turn up.

Anyone else know what I mean?

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A worthy cause

Is anyone else getting sick of the bullshit?

Was approached today by someone handing out leaflets today telling me for sheep lives matter and promoting veganism. Can they just give it a rest? I'll slaughter the sheep in front of them if it will fucking shut them up.

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Who /houso/ here?

>Dwellings rented from a State or Territory housing authority as a percentage of all dwellings in Australia divided geographically by statistical local area, at the 2011 census

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So looks like Clive Palmer is joining the meme train.

What do you guys think?

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Oy vey white people why are you trying to defend your culture? Why aren't you laying down and dying like good infidels

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NEET General #115 - What is causing the NEETocide? Edition

OLD >>118343

Nobody actually uses the discord or the irc tbh

Are we in the end times for the neet general? Will we become the new dinosaurs? Is 8ch going to be kill?

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australia cancels 457 visas for FAST FOOD WORKERS

holy fuck our government fucking hates us mates

I mean they'd rather fucking import shitskins to work at KFC and Macca's then allow us to get those fucking shit jobs

Only NOW they cancel this

And for fast food only

What the flying fuck is wrong with this government? Holy fuck

>The Federal Government is cracking down on the number of 457 skilled worker visas handed out to McDonald's and other fast-food chains.

>More than 500 skilled worker visas have been approved for fast-food outlets over the past four years.

>Nearly 300 have worked at McDonald's, almost 100 at KFC and more than 70 at Hungry Jacks. More than 300 individual stores employ foreign staff.

>More than 100,000 Australians work for McDonald's alone, while at least 13,000 are employed by Hungry Jacks.

>The August 2011 census data showed that there were around 175 000 employees in "takeaway food services".

>There had been a fast-track visa process for the industry after Julia Gillard's Labor Government approved the Fast Food Industry Labour Agreement in 2012, but the Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has recently scrapped it.






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I wasnt to be abused

I am interested in someone abusing me

I am 21 yr old male

live in Sydney

contact me if ur interested

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Mardi Gras

It always rains during Mardi Gras on the east coast of Australia. Coincidence? Is that a sign? What's up with that?

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how far is this going to go?

is it so weaksauce no one's bothering with slamming it?

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Best Buck's night you have ever been to

Let's hear those sordid tales. Be specific with the places and locations.

>started off with dinner at Twin Peeks

>friend picks up one of the waitresses

>gangbang in hotel room

>buck is forced to eat her cream pie

>he does so as he is too high on molly to give a shit

>it is an unspoken secret at the wedding

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False flags

Discuss the fact that Martin Bryant did nothing wrong and was framed by the government to take our guns when gun crime was barely existent anyway.

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>go outside

>there's brown faces everywhere

Really makes me think


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NEET General #114 - 2 months in

OLD: >>117422

Discord: https://discord.gg/UNYyPZ6

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

2 months into the year to date. What have we achieved? I went to the dentist so there is that.

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Shitposting General #Oi - Knickers in a Wad edition

oi m9ies welcum to the club

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NEET General #113 - cbf thinking of a title edition

Old: >>116554

When will this hot, humid weather end? Sick of it already. I miss the comfy, cool winters.

Discord: https://discord.gg/UNYyPZ6

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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How the fugg do I get weed in melbourne?

I used to use CL and wickr but they cracked down on that. What do I do now?

help pls anons

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Strayan Ethnicity.

Aussies are depicted with blue eyes and blonde hair although that is a lot more accurate for Europeans.

The vast majority of strayans I know (including myself) have Green eyes and Black hair.

So I paid attention to popular australians and most have Green Eyes Black Hair (except Mel Gibson, But Heath Ledger does)

Would this be an accurate strayan ethnicity?

Green eyes are rarer than Blue eyes

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>>>/rel/ here,

does /aus/ believe in God?

if you dont thats okay if you do thats cool too

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oh that rat

>greedy merchant

>wears hat as part of his identity

>always up to sneaky tricks

>unpleasant and arrogant

did some cheeky bugger at the ABC try to slip a redpill decades ago?

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Is Cory Bernardi crashing the Liberal Party with no surviors?

>South Australian senator Cory Bernardi is set to announce he is leaving the Coalition to form his own political party called Australian Conservatives.

>The ABC understands Senator Bernardi has not invited any of his colleagues to join him at this stage, and has not spoken to the Prime Minister or any senior ministers about his impending move.

>Senator Bernardi set up the Australian Conservatives website last year to build a grassroots conservative movement, to reconnect with voters and restore traditional Menzies-era values.

Where Bernardi stands

>The outspoken conservative senator has controversial views on issues like gay marriage, Islam and immigration. See where he stands here.

>But the ABC understands he made up his mind to split from the party in December when the Government left the door open to setting up an emissions trading scheme.

>At the time, Senator Bernardi, who had just returned from a three-month stint at the United Nations, said it was "one of the dumbest things I've heard in politics", and questioned why the party was re-opening a bitter and divisive policy debate that had been settled years earlier.

>In his latest newsletter, Senator Bernardi foreshadowed a "testing year" for the Government.

>"Unfortunately there are too few in our body politic willing to take the path less travelled — a trustworthy track that has fallen out of use," he said.

>"For the sake of our nation, we must get back on track."



Hopefully this will be the bullet that kills the cuckservative Liberal menace. I would love if this new party takes over from the liberal party - as Mr. Bernardi isn't PC like the rest of the scum neocons that reside in the Liberal bench. Is this man our Trump? I hope so.

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NEET General #112 - Same Shift, Different Day Edition

Previous shift: >>115651

IRC: trawl the previous thread to figure it out

Spare a thought for our brothers getting Work Ready by standing around bicycle repair stores all across this lucky country

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Self Segregation

Was thinking about how much i can't stand the media's left bias & how annoying the left have become since donald trump was elected.

It got me thinking about how we shouldn't have to be live amongst these people let alone be paying taxes that will just be used against our values.

My only answer considering the state of the world is, self segregation and cooperation between like minded people.

I recall that a large group of Libertarians in America organised to relocate to a specific town.

Then minimise your taxes as much as possible, get your money out of the banking system(gold/silver perhaps?) do business with each other & support one another.

Set value on traditions & community instead of monetary wealth & entertainment.

What do you guys think?

P.S. I belive we are going to have a sluggish world economy for the foreseeable future if not a major correction. This will give a great opportunity to farm land owners & owners of real assets(not paper promises of assets). While people in cities lose their jobs & all the weath they thought they had.

Cities as i foresee it will be the last place i want to live.

Anyways what are your thoughts?

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Noted shitheel leftist news outlet leaks supposed details of heated argument between Trump and Turnbull over fate of shitty refugee trade deal struck under Obama government


So how much is turnbull going to fuck up our relations with the Trump administration? Is this the first in a series of administrative conflicts between Trump and Turnbull?

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Pauline was right.

This is the Governer of South Australia and Mount Gambier's Mayor.

We're being outbred.

And we wonder why we sold all our resourses to the chinese. Even our Power factory.

Yes, the photographer's name is legit.

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NEET General #111 - Trips Edition

On The Previous Episode >>114730

IRC is next to the neonazi propaganda. 75 characters tbh.

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Good Game has been cancelled!

After the abrupt departure of two key hosts, the ABC has cancelled the long-running video game review program Good Game. GG Pocket, the daily web show spin-off, has also been axed.

Spawn Point, the spin-off for children, will continue.

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How new is the federal piracy firewall? First time spotting it today. I hope I don't get a letter from the internet man.

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I live in nsw and have ordered an escort off backpage. Should I be worried?

She hasn't asked for any information about me but we have confirmed what I want and she has said to text to reconfirm on the day and she'll give me her address.

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Digital Media at RMIT or Computing studies at RMIT?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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>With the #changethedate movement picking up well-warranted momentum lately, your Facebook feed is likely full of calls to move our national day of celebration to a date that isn’t so deeply offensive to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people.

>Triple J recently contemplated moving the Hottest 100 to a different day (and what the hell else do our great nation’s citizens do besides listen to the countdown on Australia Day?) But until now, nobody has really agreed on an appropriate alternative date.

>Well, comedian and Axis of Awesome frontwoman Jordan Raskopoulos thinks she may have found a possible solution. She’s expanded on her idea in a video for Junkee today. “For some Australians, [January 26] is a bit of a shitty day”, Raskopolous says in the clip. “It’s the day Australia was invaded by colonists.”

>She then goes on to explain why changing the date is just the decent thing to do. “Let’s imagine that Australia is one big sharehouse. And you live in that sharehouse. And your housemates come home and say ‘We’re going to have a party on Friday night,’ and you say ‘Can we not do it on Friday night? That’s the day my dad died’.

>“Good housemates would say ‘Sure, let’s have it next week, we want to make sure everyone has a good time. It’s kind of like that, except your housemates moved in without permission, they don’t pay rent, and their dad killed your dad.'”

>“Sure, it might be a bit cold in May, but it’s not as cold as ignoring genocide.”

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Which one of you neets did this


Expose yourself neet, this is what happens when you take things to far.

On another note smh is a joke "The disturbing case, uncovered by the Sun Herald, has highlighted the evolving threat posed by violent, right-wing extremism in Australia with experts warning against public complacency."

Really? Right wing extremism? Not Islamic extremism? I can't wait till this newspaper finally dies

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Fixing Australia

Congratulations anon, you are now the king of Australia. How do you fix and improve this land?

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NEET General #110 - Australia Day Edition

Previous NEET General: >>114067

Come have an official Australia Day shit-talk on the IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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Going to be visiting my gran in Perth for a week. Recommend me places to get smashed.

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Swimming ~ you all know how to swim, right?

I'm surprised by the number of "coastal dwellers" who can't swim. If you live in an Aussie capital city, you better know how to tread water!

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audio visual room

new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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From /brit/


Our island has never been safer since you lads left :^)

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TV personality and Muslim activist Waleed Aly is caught up in various online accounts of child molestation he committed when in Perth recently.

The claims originate from a socialist group he was a guest of while in Fremantle.

>this post on a popular normie meme page



>yfw yeew we mudslingers now


For those who don't know Waleed is an anti white Taykeyah merchant who wants to flood Australia with shitskins but keeps his views close to his chest and promotes non-resistance to Australians from his perch on Channel 10s the Project.

>is this to do with the recent Comet Pizza opening in Perth?


>that mr bean outfit

>that toothy stare glaring at white australian flesh

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Sandnigger attack...maybe

At least one person has been killed and a number of others injured after a car being driven erratically struck a number of pedestrians in Melbourne's CBD.

Is it Waleed mates?

Up to 20 people, including a toddler, have been treated for various injuries after a man driving an out-of-control vehicle hit the crowd just before 2pm.

Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/01/20/13/41/number-of-pedestrians-injured-in-melbourne-cbd#MdKqzPRy5wfBMHkF.99

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What will you lads be doing on Inauguration Day? I think I'll tune into ABC with a coupla beerlies and edge all night to their salt. The US election may or may not have given me a sadism fetish…

Getting sick of Malcolm Turnbull shill for 'free trade', tbh (which, yet again, leftists out themselves as the globalist pieces of shit that they are; they love our lolberg PM just because he kisses Chink ass). And the ABC defending the deep state that is the CIA. And them mentioning nobodies that are 'protesting the inauguration and refusing to accept Trump as a legal President'.

F a k e n e w s








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NEET General #109 - Beyond the blue stone edition

Previous NEET General: >>113168

The title doesn't mean anything, I just came up with it and it sounded cool; so why not? Anyway I am looking forward for the summer to end and the cool, comfy weather will come back.

20 days into the current year already. Before we know it we will be in February. Time sure does fly, I remember posting in this thread 1 year ago to this day.

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Why even live?

You'll never get to defile a nice Muslim girl and turn her away from the religion of her parents.

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Ay lads what's stoppng us from memeing a crash in the housing market? Most of the worst jewing here comes from the real estate bubble, if it goes the chinks and boomers lose a lot of power and it would pave the road for making Australia grouse again.

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Aussies, explain this shit

So, we all know australia is fucked up. But is this seriously true? How do you fuck up UI this badly?

Also, general australia WTF thread.

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I have been feeling very patriotic these past couple of years. I realised there is no other place in the world I would rather be than my country, specifically I really like my city. As a teenager I grew up hating it, and thought I couldn't wait to get the fuck out, but now I would never want to move away. It's because I actually like Australians. This is especially true when you compare them to other citizens from other nations. Even the ones that migrate here and pick up the culture are better than the ones they left behind. People can actually be pretty nice if you give them the chance first, sure there are always degenerates, but even them are better than someone from elsewhere. We really have the right situation to live in, I don't feel endangered by migrants, I have the best welfare system, I have access to all kinds of food at easily accessible places. I have online delivery for most everything else. I have a job and a university to attend. I am free to access anything on the internet. We don't have a crazy native population as ours is so subdued on alcohol and basically transparent except for certain parts in Australia. We have other cultures within ours, but they are never able to influence ours because of the already standing nationalistic stance people take on naturally, even if they don't know they are doing it. The environment is perfect, especially with air conditioning everywhere.

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/aus/ degeneracy patrol report

Any Austists who want to set an example to some degenerate bitch and greater movement should get in here.

There's a private FB page called Bad Girl Advice that encourages degenerate activity towards young Australian girls. Often the content posters are sordid whores and drug addicts. Many of the viewers are young, impressionable females. Obviously this makes it a noble cause in itself. Done justifying, let's go on.

One girl's attention whore friend has added a video (attached) of her blowing a (probably ethnic) taxi driver because they didn't have enough money to afford the fare.

The girl's name is apparently Abby Hepi, and after the video was removed due to familial harassment it was re-upped. Now the girls who filmed and uploaded the video are backpedaling and trying to say it was faked. We can tell it was not.

I don't have faceberg or any alts at the moment so I can only provide the now removed video and her name.

The goal - we find out employment/education and make an example of her actions.

She is in Coffs Harbor and this video was uploaded the night of 03/01/17

Hopefully if we hit this sloot hard enough we can do the job of ousting degeneracy that our taxes/neetbux should be paying for.

Remember goys, this is to send a message.


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Turncoat turnbull strikes again

Softcunt PM just called Bob Hawke a performing monkey when asked if he would scull a beer the same way, and that he won't do that for the liberal party or the hooligans in the crowd, but may sip some poofter rich person drink.

>refuses to visit some place they discussed

>said they can come to him instead

>started saying the word "Muslim" to describe someone he met with but stopped himself

>complained about Bill Shorten and the term "whitewash" for some reason

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other thread is (5months) old and autosaging


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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas cunts. I hope you all have a wonderful shitposting day.

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>no new years thread

Happy new years cunts, what are ya doin and what's your new years resolution that most of us will fail to accomplish

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Two wheel scooter

Are you man enough to ride around in a scooter? It's the first ever Aussie scooter.

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NEET General #108 - How Many Do You Do edition

Previous NEET General: >>112359

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

I want to see you finish your bowl of NEETBIX before you plonk your ass in front of a screen this morning, is that clear?

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Post unearthed tracks/artists you love and rate the person above you. I'll start.

Last Lions' untitled EP https://www.triplejunearthed.com/artist/last-lions

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An Aussie Way to Die

Harold Holt started it


Be safe at the sea…

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Ford & Holden are dead

How am I suppose to get an aussie automobile now?


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Australia Day is coming up

It is just a bit more than a month till Australia day. I'm getting real excited. What are you cunts going to do? I'm just thinking of going camping really with a lot of beer and good mates.

Want to find a good place to get fireworks around NSW though.

Best holiday of the year.

(side note… Who here remembers Auschan.org?)

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Guys, guys! Wake up, it's a false flag! Muslims use the other hand when they're being bloodthirsty savages for their pedophile prophet and demented sandnigger God! There's no way an average retarded Turk could make this mistake. Make sure you blame the real enemy here, for starting WWIII - the West! It's a false flag to make Muslims look like violent, fascistic, depraved fucks who would drive a truck into 13 people while this is happening!


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NEET General #107

Old >>111525

IRC's above the fucking thread title you cucks, click it


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Aussie Witchcraft

Alright boys, this is going to sound like a retarded idea, but it's a retarded time, and we're dealing with retarded people.

Could we possibly use witchcraft to troll the Sudos out of the country? I'm talking ebola-chan tier shit. We know that they believe in it:



So theoretically could we get the /fringe/ wizards to come up with some believable shrines and spells and shit to take away their money and make evil spirits go into their children and take them to prison and make them sick?