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NEET General #206 We're All Going to Make It to Tasmania

OLD >>192338

NOT DEAD YET

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my health record

november 15 is the deadline to opt-out, assuming ways to opt-out aren't conveniently down sooner than then.

is this the new norm? or will it fall apart?

what will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

millions implicated in data breach? discrimination sob stories? stalker doctors and nosy nurses snooping and selling private records?

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if it looks like a muslim...

I wonder what version of the religion of peace this cunt is from? hmm I wonder.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-09/bourke-st-attacker-shot-after-car-fire-stabbings-one-dead/10483608

http://archive.is/5idon

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saving australia

this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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where to find good people

Why is every Australian who isn't a fob and between the ages of 18-25 a reddit-tier faggot who hates everyone around them? I evesdrop on people's conversations when I go to get food in public and their conversations sound like a passive-aggressive war between each other, even the men (if they can even be called that) act like manipulative shit-talking women behind each others' backs.

Where do you go to find people worth socialising with outside of the internet?

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THE KIKES ARE PUSHING THE CASHLESS WELFARE SYSTEM

YOU ARE FUCKED.

NEETS ARE DONE THANKS TO THE LIBERAL PARTY. TODAYS EPISODE OF PARLIAMENT QUESTION TIME HAS THE LIBTARDS GETTING SUPPORT FOR THIS SYSTEM. NEETS AUSWIDE WILL LOSE EVERYTHING. NO BOOZE, NO DRUGS, NO ONLINE PURCHASES AND NO CASH.

THE SHIT IS BEING ENFORCED. BE PREPARED TO LOSE YOUR FREE MONEY.

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Brisbane nudes

Do nude sharing threads still happen on here or is Waleed reading this right now getting ready to pounce?

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audio visual room

new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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Sydney Weed

Forgive me if this is the wrong place to post this/if 8chan doesn't tolerate this kind of request at all BUT…

I live in Sydney. I have the equipment and everything else I need to grow weed. I can't grow at home because I live with strict parents and I can't grow at anyone else's because they live with strict parents as well. Anybody in the Sydney area keen to make some dough?

Or if not, could I be directed to a good drug forum where I can find such a person?

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>cashless welfare cards

>you only get 20℅ of your welfare in cash

>the other 80℅ is quarantined to the card and can only be spent on whitelisted stores

>cannot be used to buy booze and ciggies

>cannot be used for most online purchases only those on the whitelist

>the natfags are pushing this onto every citizen under 35

>this will effect all neets including ones who aren't junkieshits, abos and goonheads

if labor loses the next election, the great aussie neet dream will be over.

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Guess who got a new job?

Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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>Friday night in Melbourne

>Hang out at the arcade in the Crown for an hour or two

>Go home

What's a loner to do in this place?

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Hello /aus/sies. You have to post in this thread if pic related is your mum

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Antipodean Resistance Strikes Again

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-05/neo-nazi-group-antipodean-resistance/8852682

>"We have a chapter in most major cities in Australia, and while we don't discuss numbers, we're sure we have more recruits than you'd like us to have."

>"If they've gone through the training and they're building this mentality of conflict and being able to carry weapons or firearms, and being able to use self defence, then it just takes something to trigger some sort of violent act.

>They are about violence and hatred. This is not about expressing an opinion or participating in a civil debate. This is about killing people."

They got a fucking article of the leftie den of filth known as ABC.

Guys are they Australia's American Nazi Party?

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How can one guy be so based?

>Handsome

>STUDIED at UNI unlike you fucking bogans

>Never Strawmans, always has an accurate point

>Knows the free market is an idea in someones head not real

>Environmentally conscious

>knows all the memes of 4chan

Pretty much checkmate. Is /aus/ ready to take the Jordes pill?

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news

maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead

https://8ch.net/aus/res/112303.html

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Why is South Brisbane so full of retarded druggos?

Why isn't it legal to just kill them?

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Adelaide nudes

sup cunts

anyone remember the Adelaide nudes saga circa 2015?

anyone still got them? Cleaning up my PC (out of space) and found an old 7zip file of them i had but its all corrupted.

pic related

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Alex Ophel

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/national/act/anu-baseball-bat-attack-accused-obsessed-with-us-school-shooters-20180917-p504bh.html

Friends of Mr Ophel reported he had seemed to admire and sympathise with the mass murderers, in particular, Elliot Rodgers, and would joke about raping women, the ACT Supreme Court heard on Monday.

He posted a final message on his youtube channel

and wrote a warning on a 4chan forum, which said: "If I were you I'd keep an eye out downunder. It's getting a bit batty this time of years".

Was he /ourguy/?

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Anthem Kneeler Aussie

9 Year Old Girl Refuses to Stand For Aussie Anthem

https://conservativekookaburra.wordpress.com/2018/09/12/primary-school-girl-brainwashed-by-parents-hates-australia/

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forge shit

right so i fucked up with Centrelink

These guys wants their money back, $5000, and i havent got a single shit to give em and im not willing to.

I was on Full-time study youth allowance and I attended a very bare minimum record, basically show up there once in a blue moon, not giving a shit and what not. Centrelink sees that I havent got a minimum hours met to be considered "full-time" and now they want their money back, I made an appeal and give em my enrolment verification etc. BUT they needed my attendance record and my transcript (which is shit since its all "Withdrew")

If I forge these 2 fuckin documents will they be too dumb to see it and be like "oh yh that seems good mate" or am I fucked?

cheers cunts

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WAGIE GENERAL

WHEN DOES IT END EDITION

>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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LET'S GO CUNTS

For those of you that don't know, an Australian senator said that Australia should be able to discriminate on who comes into Australia based on race, preferencing Europeans and banning Muslims. As you can imagine leftists have sperged out, but he has the majority of Australian's support. He also announced that he had the "final solution" to the immigration problem, and the Australian media and politicians took that chance to slander him and take him out of context labeling him a Nazi saying it was a reference to Hitler.

Now one of our State media outlets is running a poll on FB

FB: /abcnews.au/posts/10158877162129988

FB: /abcinbrisbane/posts/10156695926444669

Here is a snippet of him "calling for the final solution"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQhz3RttzM

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Big Australia

>WORRIED about our population growth? Suck it up, Australia. Our nation needs open borders and a growing population whether we like it or not.

>This is the message from an unlikely new trinity of big business, the Australian Council of Trade Unions and ethnic community groups.

http://archive.is/e75S2

The powers of Australia seem set on continuing and accelerating our population growth and demographic decline and project a growth from 24 to 36 million by 2050 despite the sub replacement birthrate. Already a third of these immigrants come from China and India, not even counting visa holders, and that proportion is only growing. Kevin "Han" Rudd has been talking about this for a while, and it's really coming to fruition. This is the inevitable outcome of the elimination of the White Australia Policy and the transformation to a service and immigration economy. If we don't stop this we are going to create hell on earth in our very cities. The exaltation of economy and progress has poisoned every well and all must drink from it, and that means replacing ourselves. What can we do about it?

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Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen

>DUDE CUNT LMAO

>DUDE DROP BEARS LMAO

>DUDE THONGS LMAO

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Is this a dead board? All the posts seem to be from late 2017. Who is here and still active?

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Shitposting general /spg/

dedicated thread for pure fucking shitposting and dank aussie memes

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ZJi26VMDw

alternative theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sCXkpZsBRg

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Apex and other niggers

alright Victoria you're up!

niggers have been running rampant, and vic cops have proven inept, so now we have to pick up the slack.

time to gather info on African invaders and see what kind of memes we can brew before the issue spreads to other states.

>names

>hangouts

>criminal backgrounds

gather all you can and report here so anons can spread info to god knows who

we got your back Victoria …time to get some niggers lynched

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>drowning chinks

>dickhead wogs

>all that meritocracy

we need more shows like this. maybe dirty jobs australia?

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NEET General #198 - A Choice Must Be Made edition

OLD >>185908

Nature is at work. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives us love and hate, jealousy and reverence. All that is ours is the power to choose which impulse we shall follow.

Make the right choice NEETs

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INSHALLAH

When you were growing up did you ever think "I hope when I grow up, my race and culture and the safety we enjoy are torn away and replaced by a mixture of China, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia?

Then you're in luck cause that's whats happening, diversity is our strength!

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hacking chink tourists

got a mad idea lads

lets hack hotels for their credit card details but only focus on chink names to stick it to those cunts

any hackers that browse here i implore you to do this and also give tips for wannabe hackers

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NEET pride world wide

Why being a NEET is saving the white race

https://altright.com/2018/01/20/white-people-should-start-taking-government-money/

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Trying to do the paperwork myself to apply for dsp is to fucking hard, I noticed I can nominate another person to do it for me but I don't know anyone with the inclination that could do it, is there a person who can help me out with it like from centrelink?

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Why are traffic laws in this country so fucking retarded?

And moreover, why is the government so fucking retarded that they decide to exacerbate the problem by putting a billion roadworks on some of the most congested roads in the country instead of building additional roads or train lines and then have the road workers do fuck all for 5 out of the 7 days of every bloody week?

It's bad enough that the fucking coppers are like hawks that will fine you for any bullshit reason to get their quotas but it's like all the authorities from the police to the local council to the construction management are all in on it.

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Should melbourne be nuked?

I think it should

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What's the name of the girl wearing the premiership?

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You know Australia is totally kike cucked when VIP gay jew pedophiles can spit on PM's wife & worse

As usual /pol/ is laughing about how fucken kike cucked you are. How did you get into this position where all your anti-free speech laws are based on one gay pedophile's case law. All the times he sends his penis pictures to little kids, and his mates upload child porn to youtube - they can't be arrest or all the anti-discrimination case law and new Anti-Free Speech Laws even Mark Speakman AG said last week were based on Sunol Vs Burns will be invalidated. /aus/ the joke of 8chan.

https://8ch.net/pol/res/11727608.html

You cunts trolled my thread first and owned up to it so no complaining.

You know Australia is cucked when a VIP pedophile JEW can spit on the Prime Minister's wife and then run against him for the JEWISH SEAT OF WENTWORTH. Aussies know the significance of the CAPITALIZED TEXT.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2007/11/12/gay-activist-sacked-for-attacking-opponents-wife/

>Mr Burns later sent an email to Mr Turnbull, quoted on news.com.au:

>“You will get more angry homosexuals like me attacking you verbally in public because of your fascist leader John Howard, who treats my community like second-class citizens.

>“Your middle-aged well dressed “fag hag” impersonator of a wife will not protect you from the anger my community has stored up for you and your Government come election day on Saturday November 24.

>“You are a weak and pathetic excuse for a human being.”

>Mr Newhouse’s campaign director has now confirmed that Mr Burns, not a member of the RAINBOWLabour.org.au kiddy fiddlers party, will no longer be working on the campaign.

https://www.theage.com.au/news/federal-election-2007-news/alp-dumps-helper-over-turnbull-abuse-claim/2007/11/12/1194766542359.html

https://www.smh.com.au/news/federal-election-2007-news/i-did-not-abuse-lucy-burns/2007/11/12/1194766547117.html

>A spokesman for the Turnbulls later called Mr Burns's behaviour "abusive, offensive and intimidatory".

>"There are many witnesses who can attest to that, as Mr Burns knows full well."

8ch.net/aus YOU KNOW YOU ARE TOTALLY KIKE CUCKED WHEN JEW FAGGOTS CAN FLOUT THEIR UNTOUCHABLE STATUS AND SPIT ON THE PRIME MINISTERS WIFE. All you do is shoot the messenger. You love being kikefag bitches don't you. You are NO BETTER THAN KIWI SHEEP FUCKERS.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/gay-activist-gary-burns-may-challenge-turnbull-at-election-20100503-u3jb.html

>"What we do need is a candidate here that's a real candidate, not someone that's poncing around the place wanting to become prime minister," Mr Burns told AAP on Monday.

>Tony Abbott ousted Mr Turnbull as opposition leader in December.

>Then, on April 5, Mr Turnbull announced he would not stand as the Liberal candidate for Wentworth at the federal election, which could be called as early as August.

>On the weekend, he reversed that decision, saying he had been overwhelmed by support from local residents and Liberal Party members urging him to reconsider.

>"I don't understand it and I think it's going to be detrimental at the ballot box for him," Mr Burns said.

>"It's a seat that's going to gain a lot of candidates in the next election because a lot of people are going to split the votes up and they're going to go all over the place.

>"And I think Malcolm Turnbull is going to fall flat on his chops."

But there wasn't much of a choice Malcom Turnbull was a Sydney Grammar School "oldboy" faggot too. In my defense I say I quit at form 3 after speech day honors in Science, D&T etc due to conflict with faggot staff and JEWS, but that's off topic.

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If we stopped all immigration into Australia, where would we get all our Asian girlfriends?

Check mate racists.

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>Sitting with my gf

>African bitches sit infront of me

>"wew, fucking white ppl"

>Get pissed

>gf says something to me

>say: "Oh yeah hold up, I think these birds infront of us said something fucked up."

>She is uncomfortable but they are too

>We get to Uni, she gets off

>Say: "Nah, I'll stay on, want to see where these cunts get off"

>Two birds infront keep panicking, sit next to me, shift seats, debate and squack, one sits next to me and asks me to forgive her since she's african etc etc

>nah.jpg

>get to my stop, stand up, look at the two african birds.

>"You'll never be white. You'll never be whole."

>Leave

>One crying

Where were you when ActionBuses kicked arse?

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Australian Empire

I have a wet dream of becoming a facist dictator of Australia, turning the towns 'Tittybong' and 'Eromanga' into giant deathcamps, and taking all of Oceania, Asia, and taking the UK and turning it into a giant prison.

Anyway that this would ever happen?

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Impossible to get a job

Is it really that impossible to get a job here in Aus? I'm in Brisbane, just got out of High School, trying to apply for shit like coles, woolies and hungry jacks. How does a country with such a huge service economy have absolutely fucking 0 shit-tier service jobs for young people, or is there just some reason they don't want to hire me? I just want minimum-wage work for fuck's sake.

How do I go about getting even the most basic job in existence in this country?

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PEDOS

Look at all these Pilbarra Pedos!

>~30 men, ~300 charges.

>22-69 years old, some with previous histories.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-03/child-sex-abuse-charges-laid-against-dozens-of-men-in-pilbara/8586266

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Do cunts diddle kids? Do they marry after (or before)? Do /aus/ neets prefet 2d or 3d? Why do I need 75 characters to post in this board?

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>mfw I saw an actual jew today

I didn't think they were real. Hold me, /aus/.

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Aus gov logo

Can anyone explain to me why the fuck the aus government logo appears on bookmark icons? I think it only appears like this when DNS hasn't fully resolved yet and you bookmark before it completes. Using waterfox. Bookmark in screenshot was for 8ch.net

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telstra outage

*pull sim

*throw it in an old dongle from 2010

> Eh it works

*pull sim

*put it back in phone

> Internet is dead again

lol, how does that work?

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Hows the "nationalist scene" in australia?

is it taboo over there like it is in europe?

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Self Improvement

Self Improvement General #1

For all the cunts that have something good they wanna work and get better at.

The general is for

>updating your progress

>keeping each other accountable

>asking and giving help

>journalling thoughts and ideas

What are you goals anon?

most of this thread is gonna be me shitposting about myself

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Australian women have to be some of the worst women I've come across.

I met one in British Columbia, and this one stood out amongst the heard of drooling, crass unshaven cows that slacked their backs, and scratched their ass like a man.

She couldn't clean, she couldn't cook. Well that's fair, at least she was pretty to look at and bit her lip when I talked to her. She couldn't hold a conversation worth a damn and I'd have to drive the content for half the time to get anything out of her.

Worst of all, she came back to me even after I told her she was useless and incompetent at anything feminine.

How can you fuckers live with such incompetent and masculine acting women and survive?

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our countrys cuck level out of 10

in this thread we discuss how cucked our country is compared to others like Sweden and Britain and rank ourselves out of 10

>0 is peak chad nation everybody has guns

>10 is only migrants are allowed to carry knives and are free to murder any native born citizens

i'll get the ball rolling by calling us a 4

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Dane Swan Sextape?

first cunt to post a link to the tape, wins a prize.

Apparently it was released today. so im curious to see the gal

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where do you cunts find your prossies since backpage was shut down? asking 4 friend

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any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

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oi cunts im in Thailand right now whats some non prescription pharmaceutical drugs can I get

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Chad Adrian Hughes raped prime horse face Tara Moss

Former model Tara Moss claims she was raped by Hughes in 1995.

Vancouver police have charged him based on her allegations.

Tara, 25, claimed Hughes threw her on a bed and forced her to have oral sex before raping her.

Her best friend, who is acting as a witness, says: "It was a full-on rape that ruined her life. This girl is a gorgeous model who could have had any guy.

"The fact is, Hughes was only interested in sex because she wasn't. He only wants the ones he can't have and wants them his way.

"Tara was working for the Richards Model Agency when she met him through the Mark High Acting Class in town.

"After the rape, she was a changed person."

Adrian (((Hughes))) now going by a gentile name of Adrian G. Griffiths made Tara Moss into a mentally ill post-prime broken SJW with a cuckold current husband philosopher poet Berndt Sellheim.

Tara Moss will always complain, remember, talk and write about chad until she is old and grey.

"Many years ago I very briefly dated a man who turned out to be controlling"

"This was a guy who liked control, not me"

"Cyber-bullying is just as hideous as physical abuse"

Oh really?

Chad broke you.

Kike chad did it.

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how's your internet?

what's happening with that nbn thing?

what's the future of internet in australia?

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Operation: Lets jack israel

it'd be a shame if some of us went on holiday to israel to banter the jews and drop some gum-nuts

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NEET General #205 Mummybot Took You to JustCuts Edition

OLD >>191430

Do you think if you were better groomed during highschool things could have turned out better?

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doubleb

Well sheeiiiitttt Auschan still somewhat exists. Haven’t been on auschan.org in about a decade but it’s now here.

Well then, any originals here?

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When your white single feminist mother is a cunt

Im considered aboriginal, and my mum wanted me to know that every waking moment of my life.

It didnt matter that i had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, becuase my blue eyed white skined father with europoid features was considered "aboriginal".

Yeah i grew up around aboriginals but i consider myself post racial now.

Everyone got drunk all the time when i was a kid.

If a family acquaintance died, everyone used it as an excuse to do hard drugs or drink until passing out crying.

My white mum was an ex-vegan feminist and single. She ide tified with the "pain" of aboriginal people and used me and my siblings as a way for her to weasle herself into any aboriginal community she wanted.

A few years she literally took everyone (younger sibling as well) to a dangerous protest march where cops rammed their horses into the crowd.

She acts lile she gives a fuck about aboriginals but she enables them to stay pathetic and hopless.

My whole childhood and early adulthood was her brainwashing me with munchausen.

Blew my special needs way the fuck out of proportion and made me overeat whicj screwed up my hunger and made me fat at 7years old.

She fucked with my head so i developed more compulsions, brain problems and fears.

The fat ruined my health and made me monsterously ugly which gave me gender confusion becuase i was not a cute girl anymore but a big gross eric cartman.

As a 13yo, my leg rashss turned into leaking wounds and boils.

I had puberty complications caused by weight.

I missed too much school and failed.

I felt like a retarded ugly looser.

I got fatter and diagnosed with a thyroid disorder.

My mum convinced me that my thyroid disorder was genetic and that i was fat becuase of that.

She also convinced me to be feminist.

I got scared of everything.

At 18 i did not drink alcohol but i got really depressed.

She decided to encourage me to drink as much as i wanted!

I woud drink alone in my room and pass out aftrr drinking half the bottle.

I had disability support workers until i was 23 years old.

I snapped out of her abusive munchausen paranting when i went fully psychotic.

She wanted me to be a hopless aboriginal stereotype.

She believes shes fighting colonism, but she tried to make me kill myself, sje considers me aboriginal.

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How do we stop our economy from crashing within the next few months?

Is our financial situation fixable?

>mainly property price driven market (see https://medium.com/@matt_11659/matt-barrie-australias-economy-is-a-house-of-cards-6877adb3fb2f)

>low mining income or even coal propects

>declining manufacturing, especially in car manufacturing, IT and other sectors

>increasing government corruption and "nanny-state" environment (to pay bills)

>increasing brain drain of tech experts

We need a more diversified economy, but how do we do it?

I say it's time to burn our midnight oil called the natural gas industry to decrease the cost of petroleum on our families and the leverage the competing foreign petroleum companies have on us for their profits.

But that property bubble, what the fuck do we do there?

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Statistics show Australia doesn’t need these migrants

Thread shamelessly copied from /pol/:

AUSTRALIA’S immigration program has been slammed by an expert, who says it is not really aimed at addressing skills shortages.

Population expert Bob Birrell, a former Monash University professor and now head of the Australian Population Research Institute, has released new analysis on the skilled migration program that confirms many can’t find jobs.

Mr Birrell points out that supporters of high immigration levels often spruik the role of migrants in delivering scarce skills. But he found the idea that the program was attracting migrants with in-demand skills was “a myth”.

“Only a small proportion of recently-arrived migrant professionals are actually employed in professional positions,” Mr Birrell’s report Australia’s Skilled Migration Program: Scarce Skills Not Required said.

He said the selection system did not prioritise occupations with skill shortages and so many professionals entering Australia were trained in fields that are currently oversupplied. This includes accounting, engineering and many health professional fields.

Mr Birrell said the Skills Occupations List introduced in 2010 to target professions experiencing a “national shortage”, had gradually been watered down and then scrapped altogether in 2016. He believes the list was axed because of the pressure to maintain a high immigration program after the mining boom slowdown. Recently, Treasurer Scott Morrison said calls to reduce immigration could cost the Budget $1 billion a year.

Mr Birrell has analysed census results to identify whether professionals moving to Australia to fill skills shortages are actually getting jobs, and the answer is, in many cases they’re not. Census 2016 results showed just 24 per cent of educated migrants aged 25 to 34 years old from non-English-speaking countries arriving between 2011 and 2016, were able to find professional level jobs by 2016. Five per cent had found managerial jobs.

This compares with 50 per cent of those from mainly English-speaking countries who managed to get professional jobs and an extra 13 per cent in managerial jobs. Young people born in Australia had the best prospects, with 58 per cent in professional jobs and 10 per cent in managerial jobs.

But despite the poor job prospects, Mr Birrell said people still wanted to live in Australia.

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/statistics-show-australia-doesnt-need-these-migrants/news-story/07dd10011562641d3ff257f9b3ceafbf

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who's this /aus/?

I mean this person got a free speech award and really? this fucker?!

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Homesteading/Hermit lifestyle

any ausfags thinking of become a hermit or living away from society? I'm thinking of living out in the bush somewhere on a plot of land with a single person dwelling.

My plan is to go off grid with a small solar array, tank water and buying food in bulk and supplementing with a small garden. My final goal is to reduce expenses so much so I don't have to work very often or do cashies for cunts to pay for my expenses.

So, /aus/ in exchange for some OC, I ask for advice, do any of you cunts know of some good places to buy land for cheap? I'm looking to get a 1 bedroom house on around 20+ acres of land. it doesn't matter if its out in the middle of nowhere, 100k max.

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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Palmy army

Clive Palmer has started a new facebook group gathering the best and brightest shitposters

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1988264098160092/

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Race

At a dress up party for work. So I dress up as an abo. Fuck'n get let go because the one black prick says it's racist for someone out of his culture to dress like that. I can't help but notice the black prick dresses himself in a suit made by white people. Cunts fucked. Why is nobody call him out for wherein the white mans closes. Fuck'n black prick.

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you wot

Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

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reminder: if ww3 breaks out we aussies go FULL SHITPOSTING MODE

we take the internet and we bant the fuck out of every cunt with unrelenting shitposts

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applied for newstart

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

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BIG DICK'S IN POLITICS!

Did any of you hear about this?

DICK SMITH JOINS SUSTAINABLE AUSTRALIA PARTY

We must lower immigration from over 200,000 back to 70,000: Sustainable Australia

Dick Smith has joined a political party for the first time – the federally registered Sustainable Australia – and will be helping the party register for the NSW State election.

There is great synergy between Dick Smith and Sustainable Australia, with a shared call to lower Australia’s record annual immigration intake from over 200,000 back to the long-term average of 70,000. This would have no impact on the refugee intake of around 14-20,000.

>btw not shilling the party, vote for who you like. I'd never heard of these guys before now

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How did Australia day go for you?

I personally had a great time, the triple m Aussie 100 was fuckin awesome, but with all the gay shit that happened like statues being defaced and fucking abbos walkin bout screaming all fuckin day it was kind of ruined, what about you guys?

pic related, cuz I reckon booze brothers are fuckin national icon.

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ABBO VS AFRICAN RACE WAR IMMINENT

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/australia/founder-of-yothu-yindi-says-african-gangs-poor-behaviour-is-an-insult-to-first-australians-ng-7090b739f97401162237b74ffabc7ada

an abbo elder has spoken out against africans running a muck in Melbourne

shit is about to get violent boys

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WA Exit

WA Liberal Party members have passed a WAxit motion for a committee to examine if the state could become financially independent.

"It doesn't just go to the GST. We send a significant amount of revenue in the form of income tax … capital gains tax, superannuation contributions' tax all goes to Canberra.

The motion was passed 89 votes to 73.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-03/wa-liberal-party-to-form-wa-exit-committee/8867918

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NEET General #204 - Not Dead Yet Edition

OLD >>190617

Well neetos things are changing a bit, but hopefully some of us stick around for the next 751

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CUNT HUNT: walled aly

the hunt is on lads!

gather any info you can and be sure to spread it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waleed_Aly

this faggot goes to work everyday like the rest of us

>what car does he drive

>where does he live

>what's his route to work

>where has he been spotted

set up a perimeter and track him down!

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Unban Monk

Dear Board Owner.

Today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is a general thread from most of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke. He has a habit of getting drunk and can be fairly impulsive and stupid at times but he does mean well and isn't a real threat to anyone other than himself.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

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hypothetical

let’s say I happen to be a doctor/healthcare professional and I decided to move my practice to straya. is this a good idea, why or why not? are aussies in general, good patients?

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Hey mates, me and a bud are making a Moon Man game inspired by Ethnic Cleansing and L4D2. The lad who made the excellent Moon Man model granted us its use in the game.

We were hoping you cunts could give us some voices for the niggers.

We need lines like "Muh fugga" "Mupdi doo" "Muh dick" and others.

Probably some death groans too if you can manage.

Game is non-profit and made for fun.

Uploaded mp3s are preferred but you can use vocaroo if it's easier.

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NEET General #203 - Vale Monk Edition

"He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone."

RIP Monk.

Old thread: >>189811

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NEET General #202 - Carry on NEETs Edition

Let's have a nice comfy thread please NEETs. Please have any lewd images spoilered, and not that many posted at all.

Old thread: >>189028

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NEET General #201 - A New Era Begins edition

Ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks

The /pol/ phase has ended in a chaotic eruption of ree's and cheers as the dawn of the new day begins.

OLD >>188219

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NEET General #200: Brotherhood of the Traveling Cumdies

We have officially reached the point of no return. Anyone aboard the Australian NEET general train will be here for the end of time.

IRC: At this point we've spent so much time together that we should be communicating telepathically

OLD: >>187502

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/aus/ Computing General #1

Intention: A general thread for computer questions, show-offs, speculation and news. As to not clog up the NEET/Wagie Generals. Ozbargain, Aliexpress or Ebay links are encouraged, especially for the NEETs who need to save every cent.

What OS are you running? Hardware? Have you got any projects that you are thinking of?

I'm running Manjaro with i3 as another person had suggested from here, switching to Lubuntu soon. Gonna swap out parts through Gumtree or buy brand new possibly.

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NEET general #199 almost there edition

Have you been to dans recently NEETbois

Remember Dan will always love you

200 is next thread holy shit

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Australia is beyond saving.

Just cuck my shit up

Australian Rugby has a new leader…

The female version of Robert Smith from "the Cure"

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/aus/ OC thread

Post /aus/ OC, discuss and give ideas for OC

Some good free editing programs

https://www.getpaint.net/download.html

https://www.gimp.org

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NEET General #197 - HOT Edition

I hope you are doing your best to stay cool NEETs. Especially if you are a larger NEET.

Old thread: >>185148

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Aussie Cops leading the way....

…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.

https://www.vg.no/spesial/2017/undercover-darkweb/?lang=en

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NEET General #196 STOP Edition

Official NEET shirt. I expect you to be wearing this in public.

What little changes have you made so far in 2018?

OLD : >>184363

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>work 37.5 hour weeks from afternoon to night

>don't watch talmudvision

>apparently a whole lot of shit happened

>be a filthy foreigner who wants to protect 'Stralian values

Where do I go to kill homosex abominations? Please tell date and time.

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NEET Gen195eral # NEET Erotica Edition

A continuation of the ongoing NEET saga, now getting to the steamy bits. Even NEETs need intimacy. Or to be able to be a voyeur to someone else's.

Old thread: >>183574

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Who is Luke Mckee and why does he keep getting banned?

He types like a sperg and is often confusing, but the thread he had up about the NZ government corruption was interesting. Why is he disliked so much?

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NEET General #194 Hooning For Tracy edition

OLD >>182814

Broom Broom

Baaa ROOOM

scREEEEEEEchhhh

BANGo - CRASHHH

ting ting ting

WEE WAW WEE WAW

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NEET General #193 - Sex Tourism Edition

We really need to stop letting the threads die without a new one linked.

Old: >>182045

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NEET General #192 - A New Year, A New Hope edition

OLD >>181283

Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.

Any resolutions?

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NEET General #191 - New Year's Eve Edition

Old thread: >>180476

Who is getting on the piss tonight? All of you degenerates I bet.

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Living

Where do you live?

>do you rent, own, NEET?

>how much it cost

>what is the worst thing about your neighbour hood

>do you want to move somewhere else?

I live and grew up in Sydney, in the north. I fucking hate this place more and more everyday. It was good when i was a lid buy actually leaving my suburb have living around the city is awful. The public transport is shit, i have a car and the roads are even worse, the living cost is also huge. My gf pay $250 a week for a room in a shitty apartment. I hate the crowds and the noise, i would leave to anywhere where i can find work.

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Where did he go anons? He states he was an 8channerso why he stop does anyone know?

If there was any time that we needed him it's now :(

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NEET General #190 - Alcohol Free New Year edition

OLD >>179728

Just because chad does it doesn't mean you should. If chad jumped off a cliff would you? I didn't think so. You might think he's really cool because his gooncave is 2 stories high and he is a prettyboi but that doesn't change the fact that he is a bad influence on you lowly NEETs starved for companionship.

Get your shit together.

You too monk, have three days sober because we care

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NEET General #189 - Alcoholics Anonymous Edtion

PREV : >>178953

Nothing to say here I'm drunk as fuck. Probs gonna sleep.

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NEET General #188 heil goonsacks edition

What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?

Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?

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NEET General #187 Dansmas edition

Now that Christmas and boxing day are over are you going to Dans

Remember NEETys Dans will always love you

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NEET General #186 - Christmas Night Edition

Old thread: >>176633

I hope you NEETs ate and drank and were merry today. I know it can be stressful for some of us being around all the normie relatives.

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NEET General #185 - 1 night until Christmas edition

Remember to stay comfy.

OLD >>175863

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Secularism is causing white genocide.

Lots of you blame white genocide on the Jews, feminism, socialism, or capitalism, but it's all bullshit. The bottom line is that irreligious people don't have kids, no matter what colour they are. This is true in every country on Earth, whether or not it has a white majority.

I have been openly atheist since 14 (I'm now 25), but I am taking Catechism this year because atheism/agnosticism/"spiritual but not religious" is almost as effective as getting a vasectomy because religious women will not marry you if you are an atheist and secular women squeeze out one downie at 35 after spending a lifetime "finding themselves" on the cock carousel.

Do not join a cucked church, even if your family comes from one. If you're from a Protestant family, become Mormon or Evangelical. If you're from a Catholic family, rejoin the Church and attend Latin mass with the traditionalists. If you're Orthodox, keep doing what you're doing.

This is the most practical advice for ending white genocide today, and it doesn't involve any wacky politics, activism, or other bullshit. It involves you getting your ass out of bed on Sunday and going to church.

I still don't believe in God, but I don't care, because reversing white genocide is more important. Secular women are trash anyway, and collect bastard children like stamps. This is why bastard children are the norm in Nordic countries.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2723861/

http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/politics_and_society/2015/06/12/iceland_leads_in_out_of_wedlock_babies/

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NEET General #184 - Rushed Edition

OLD >>175075

Make the threads early you doll bludgeon cunts. More characters to be honest neets.

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NEET General #183 - Solstice Edition

OLD >>174282

So what are youse cunts doing for the longest day of the year? Got a nice sacrifice or two planned? Don't forget to do your christmas shopping too, your mummybot deserves something nice from her special little boy.

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Food in Australia

One of the only good things to happen in this country in the last 20 years is that the price of takeaway has come down, so much that there is no reason to ever cook again if you want to save money.

Chicken breast is 10$/kilo where I live, when you can buy an Indian takeaway for the same amount with 2 curries and rice, half the amount of chicken but its a full meal with the rice and its convenient.

Cooking is an absolute meme, the only people who push it are boomers and they will never catch on to anything.

Discuss

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NEET General #182 - No scary pepes here edition

OLD >>173558

Suck a fat dick mate.

That'll fucking teach you wont it? Shouldn't've fucking told us that you needed to post it and just did it.

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NEET General #181 - Life still goes on edition

OLD >>172784

Post an interesting point that you think most people wouldn't know.

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Apparently Australia has a huge crystal meth epidemic.

Why is that? Also is it the same shit that's over in the states or is it different in any way?

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NEET General #180 - Dan Edition

Less than two weeks left in the year, have you gone down to Dan Murphy's to buy some goon for Christmas and New Year's Eve?

OLD: >>171994

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immigration to Australia

Would you say Australia is less cucked than Canada? Looking to get away from this shithole. We're already 3% Muslim and rising fast.

Before anyone asks, yes I'm 100% white. (Mostly British.)

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NEET General #179 - Simpsons on channel 10 edition

Only 1 more weekend day to get through until weekday peacefulness.

OLD: >>171217

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NEET General #178 - NEETs of Size Edition

Old Thread: >>170425

This edition of the NEET General is dedicated to all our large NEETs. God bless them and their appetites.

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NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

OLD >>169583

Last week before kids are on school holidays and wagies stop wageing edition

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Arguing with Leftists - Racial Violence in Australia

Found some resources recently (on kikepedia no less) which shows the majority of racial violence in Australia is committed by non-whites against other non-whites. Thought some here might find it interesting.

Pre colonisation

>Various examples of violence have been attributed to racial factors during the recorded history of Australia since white settlement, and a level of intertribal rivalry and violence among Indigenous Australians pre-dates the arrival of white settlers from Britain in 1788.

Broome Race Riots

>In 1920, Japanese residents of Broome in Western Australia attacked Timorese living there. The racial violence continued for a week, and was the most violent in the last century. 60 people were injured and 7 killed.

Ethnic Groups Organized Crime (Sydney gang rapes)

>The Sydney gang rapes were a series of gang rape attacks committed by a group of up to fourteen Lebanese Australian men led by Bilal Skaf against white Australian teenage girls, as young as 14, in Sydney Australia in 2000. The crimes were described as ethnically motivated hate crimes by officials and commentators.

Attacks against Indian Students

>In Sydney, around 150 – 200 Indian men gathered to protest against police inaction about attacks on them by Lebanese Australian Youths in Harris Park, in the city's west. Groups of Lebanese youths from the area also attended the scene resulting in some clashes, though police presence stopped further affray. The protest went on for three days. Australian High Commissioner to India John McCarthy said that there was an element of racism involved in the attacks on Indians.

https:// en.wikipedia.org

/wiki/Racial_violence_in_Australia#Kalgoorlie_Mines_race_riots

I bring this up because by now most of you should have heard about the large gang fight in Southern Perth that left 2 stabbed and one dead. I'm trying to find as much news about the event as possible as to prove the ethnicity of the "youths" involved.

Anyone have any other examples or resources to share?

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NEET General #176 - If you love something, sometimes you need to let it go.

OLD >>168762

Is the Melbournian the issue?

What should he do to help us as a whole?

We will just be a distant memory for him one day and he will know that he did the right thing.

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Gays dance and fuck in Flinders Street station? No biggie my dudes.

So this is the power of the Yes vote.

http://archive.is/tpyQg

https:// www. pedestrian .tv/news/two-men-stripped-naked-rooted-flinders-st-station/

Compare this unhinged, twitsed article that Pedoyassstrian penned to a standard lamestream media which looks high journalism in comparison

http://archive.is/dabw9

https://www. 9news .com.au/national/2017/11/27/10/03/naked-men-arrested-after-lewd-act-at-flinders-street-station

A lot of gay shit has happened in Melbourne but we're off the cliff edge now. This will get memory hole'd in favour of brave Manus Island refugees who left all the women behind in their peaceful African nations to get gibs and white wimminz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4otJmdCi7xs

Why the fuck is Johnny Howard wearing a yarmulke? Why is Turnbull allowed to be so blatantly kike? Was the mass non-white immigration implemented during the Howard Government related to him wearing jewish clothing?

pic related, Johnny applauding at the reception for PM Netanyahu

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Turnbull wants to change section 44 to allow foreign born citizens in Parliament.

THE AUDACITY OF THIS KIKE!

His piece of shit party is in ruins after constant scandals and losing out to labour now the PM of the Cayman Islands wants to use this scandal to give the (((tribe))) its wet dream. The POS wants to use this crisis in HIS government to change the constitution to allow foreign born fuckers to sit in our Parliament.

Turnbull asks for section 44 to be looked at over citizenship issues – politics live

>A bit of movement on section 44, and it is not just looking at citizenship.

>This has just popped up from Malcolm Turnbull’s office:

>Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters to examine operation of section 44

>Today I have referred a number of matters relating to citizenship and the operation of section 44 of the constitution to the joint standing committee on electoral matters (JSCEM) and released the terms of reference.

>Australia is the most successful multicultural society in the world and around a half of our citizens were either born overseas or have a parent born overseas. These Australians may be citizens of another country and, as we have seen with several members and senators, not be aware of it.

>I have asked the JSCEM to examine how our electoral laws can be improved to minimise the risk of candidates being found to be ineligible in the future and what, if any, changes should be made to section 44(i) of the constitution.

>JSCEM is also being asked to review the operation of section 44 of the constitution as a whole, as other provisions have raised questions regarding eligibility.

>Australians expect us to resolve the citizenship issue once and for all. The government has already acted to resolve the citizenship issues affecting the current parliament. This inquiry will help us ensure similar issues do not affect future parliaments.

>More information and the terms of reference can be found at:

https:// www.aph.gov.au

/Parliamentary_Business/Committees/Joint/Electoral_Matters/Inquiry_into_matters_relating_to_Section_44_of_the_Constitution

Its via the Guardian, can't be fucked archiving. This is it lads, the finally betrayal before this piece of shit gets annihilated at the next election. Kerry Packer should have made good on his threat to off this prick back in the 90s, would have done us all a favour.

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NEET General #175 - Improving NEETs Edition

Old thread: >>167959

How is self improvement 2017 going NEETs? What do you need to do to improve yourself and make yourself fit for society in 2018?

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/aus/gen #1 Great Southern Cunt

Too many wagies in the NEET Thread to be honest, so might as Make a general /aus/ general

Feel free to talk about Dans, Seppos, Woolies Cheesecakes and making seppos fuck off

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NEET General #174 - The Bad Touch Edition

>>167213

Remember, nameneets are not allowed to touch your no no areas. Stay strong, neets.

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NEET General #173 - Wholesome Edition

Lets clean up our acts NEETs. Lets have a nice comfy thread, free of curry-stained Poojeta arse holes, abo dicks and all other unsavoury pollutants.

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NEET General #172 - Rama Rama Edition

OLD >>165666

Remember: In the van not in the man. Also the neet that gets quints must buy a goon bag for everyone here. That's 60 whole neetbux worth of goon for the brainlets in the audience who aren't good at math.

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Calorie Counting

Any fellow fat cunts out there calorie counting?

Fuck all other diets, just make sure you use more energy than you put in. Simple.

I'm keeping it under 400 per day (RDI is 2,000) and walking 500 metres 3 times a day. 500 metres is a return trip to my mailbox.

I've been losing 500g a day for four weeks now. I'm still at 150kg, so I reckon another 30kg to go. (I'm tall and kinda built, underneath it all)

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Are most abos this likeable, amiable, docile, good natured, kind, loyal and trustworthy?

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NEET General #171 - There can only be one edition

OLD >>164892

Who will win the battle of the elderNEETs?

grumblebumNEET or seniledelinquentNEET?

my money's on seniledelinquentNEET, he isn't as old but at least he isn't a sooky-la-la

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Gippsland Report In

gogogo

East Gippsland Reporting in

>tfw stacy and chad goes to races while i sit here

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NEET General #170 - Summer Love Edition

OLD >>164080

All NEETs deserve to be loved, my friends. Seventy Five Characters.

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>yfw beta males with male order chinks will be the death of Australia

75chars75chars75chars75chars

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NEET General #169 - Quality Discussion Edition

OLD >>163306

Let us elucidate on the most intriguing issues of our times. Also the 69 edition was 100 ago now, what the fuck. Won't be long before we hit the weed number now.

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fugg obb were ful :DDDDDDD

No you're not, motherfuckers. I can see it right here, you have plenty of space!

LET

US

IN!

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NEET General #168 - REEEEEEEEEEE

Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND

So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

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NEET General #167 - Monk Mode Edition

167 is a pretty high number. Your average neet would give up before it when attempting to count.

OLD >>161738

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Poor autist fag here

Been held up in a granny flat for 6 months in relative seclusion, procrastinated for awhile but finally getting my first pay from centerlink on friday ($440). What should I spend it on?

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Bikers

what are our thoughts on bike gangs and groups in Australia?

are they gonna save us?

any members browse here?

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NEET General #166 - Return To Your Roots

GOON. GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS FUCKING GOON

You know it's the right choice. Nectar of the NEETgod, the holy soma of the lowly man, ballsweat of KeK himself.

Don't deny what's in your blood. You don't need these fancy poofter drinks to fit in here.

OLD >>160984

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NEET General #165 - BattleNEETs Edition

Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts

OLD

>>160229

>>160229

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NEET General #164 - No GF 2017 Edition

Since we all know that GF 2017 was a normie trap, let's celebrate the opposite

OLD >>159437

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Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

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Fake a Doctor's Certificate for me

Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?

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NEET General #163 - Six Naughty NEETs Edition

OLD

>>158678

That's 125 posts apiece in a single day. You really are half a dozen degenerates.

See you tomorrow night for 164

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NEET General #162 - (Employ)Mentally Challenged Edition

OLD >>157930

Not keen on how fast these are moving, some of your mummybots need to take your modems away for a bit. Anyway, summer is almost here once again. Feels like just yesterday that we hit 100 generals.

Also it's early because some dumbcunts try to shitpost to 750 so we can't link the new one.

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NEET General #161 - Autistic Speed Posting Edition

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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NEET General #160 - Near End of Year Despair Edition

Last Thread >>156382

Do you know what's happening for you in 2018?

How are you handling the heat?

I fear that people here are going to commit suicide.

Just getting that eery feeling.

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results, pretty gay

side bar has % by ' Federal Electoral Divisions',

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/

and a map

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/response-map.html

>lowest participation award goes to NT, at 58.4%

>least pozzed division award goes to NSW's Blaxland, at 73.9% No

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Topless Richmond fan

If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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NEET General #159 - Probably A Duplicate Edition

Fuck sake mates

OLD >>155559

Lets spend the next 750 working out how to avoid shitposters killing the thread

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NEET General #158 - I dreamed of tendies Edition

Old thread: >>154748

Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?

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CBTS:au #1 - Movers n Shakers edition

Hi /aus

not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest

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NEET General #157 No Fuck Ups Edition

Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.

Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.

I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.

I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.

I made a mistake last thread sorry.

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NEET General #156 - NEET NoFriends Edition

OLD >>153158

This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?

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I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?

https://www.facebook.com/natalietran.communitychannel/videos/10155082731002831/

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NEET General #155 - Neetus Interrruptus Edition

Old Thread: >>152358

We need to start getting better at making these in time.

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What area in NSW has the most abos?

Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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CAN vs AUS

who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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I've just come to the conclusion

there's only 3 types of people in Australia

>bludgers

>workers

>uni art fags

so /aus/ which are you?

>i'm a worker btw

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> LOVE IS LOVE

Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.

Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.

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NEET General 154 Cheesecake Edition

Don't fall for wagie lies and that Cheesecake is the true path

captcha: aznsfb

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Bump While Drunk

A thread for booze, drinking tips and drinking mixes.

Ive been drinking port and soda. Its actually very nice much better than goon, i bought a bottle like pic related for $10, 10 standard drinks. Mixed with soda its much more drink able almost tastes like a spiced rum, i sometimes add a squeze of lime.

And other good cheap drinks?

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Why do you goyim resist the inevitable change that is coming?

Why do Ausfailians resist their Chinese heritage?

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NEET General 153 Great Southern Meme edition

Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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Abo stuff

My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."

>http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/natasha-rowley-from-triumphant-army-graduation-to-private-tragedy/news-story/696049391d9c143155b3a3bcc53fca0d

It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, no one has even viewed this from a critical standpoint.

There is no reason this slut should be commemorated in anyway, fuck women in the ADF, fuck you brass for forcing this shit on us.

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NEET General #152 - Regular Edition

It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.

OLD

>>149926

>>149926

>>149926

It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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NEET General #151 Dumb Cunt OP of #150 is a failure

Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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NEET General #150 - 'breaking down in max edition' edition

The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?

Previous

>>148302

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NEET General #149 - Quantity > Quality Edition

Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-robots-are-coming-but-theyre-bring-a-lot-of-moral-issues-with-them/news-story/f30678541b6e53683f3e93cee13c1ceb

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NEET General #148 - Gas the Gook edition

Old: https://8ch.net/aus/res/146640.html

Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.

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Hey Aussies, does anyone know anymore films and docks based on true Aussie events?

I only got this so far

https://theculturetrip.com/pacific/australia/articles/top-10-movies-based-on-true-aussie-stories/

Plus the wolf creek movies

Pic unrelated

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Mad lads scare Chinese students

“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.

https://archive.fo/33eiq

which one of you did it?

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NEET General #147 - Springtime for NEETs Edition

Old Thread: >>145781

It is springtime for NEETs. I hope you are all in fine flower.

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2nd New Zealand Race War

The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.

http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/population/estimates_and_projections/NationalEthnicPopulationProjections_HOTP2013-38/Commentary.aspx

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NEET GENERAL #146 if you say you're going to do something, FUCKING DO IT

You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread

old:

>>144775

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Fucking cuck/v/ rangebanned all the auscunts

If you're a cunt and use vodafone, telstra or optus, you cannot post at all on cuck/v/. However you can post on the other boards. This is like that /mu/ ban a while ago which got lifted, but worse becauss you cannot post in threads.

Given how autistic the moderators on halfcuck are, there are no VPNS that will work either.

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why the fuck do computer parts gotta cost so much

fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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>libs shining torches to get rid of no votes

be a shame if yes votes began to vanish

libs stabbing themselves in the foot yet again

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7 News (a major news network) yet again won't stop with the blompf BTFO shit. They somehow found time to air the non-troversy of Drumpfy telling football players they should be fired for not kneeling during the national anthem during prime time, including softballing LeBron's response to Blimpf. Because that's so relevant to Australia.

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NEET GENERAL #145 'too many neets lost to wageslavery' edition

How is the saturday neetparty going?

No anime images allowed

previous

143857

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Same Sex Marriage Vote

Same-sex marriage plebiscite campaign spend could be upwards of $60 million

Mr Shelton did not rule out accepting overseas money for NO campaign (i guess that goes both ways though)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/same-sex-marriage-plebiscite-tipped-for-60m-campaign-bill/8796154

The thing that has irked me up this morning is that legislation is being rushed through to prevent the NO campaign from using "hate speech".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/same-sex-marriage-campaign-hate-free-bill/8796634

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"Straight white men"

>Crowd jeers

"Conservatives"

>Crowd jeers

"Tony Abbott"

>Crowd boos, becoming a low rumble

"Aborigines"

>Crowd cheers, reaching a fever pitch

"Socialism"

>The roar breaks the sound barrier, the straight white men begin flagellating themselves in the audience whilst the women schlick furiously

"…Pauline Hanson is stupid"

>Blood, anal frothed semen and pussy juice rise up in torrents to the ionosphere. The wave reaches a black hole, to begin a new universe anew. A universe free of hatred, bigotry or homophobia. Kali Yuga begins for the remaining bogans left on Earth

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How the fuck am I meant to find weed in Melbourne? I used to use craigslist and that shitty webehigh site with wickr but they're both gone now.

Any advice melb anons I need weed to avoid the pain

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> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

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NEET General #144 - Make The New One Earlier You Fucking Idiots Edition

Retro OP image used so we can look back on fonder times. Let the NEET fighting recommence

OLD

>>142948

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NEET General #143 'SWISSE BRAINPILL SHILLS' edition

How is the depression,boys?

What are you up to?

How is GFseptember shaping up?

previous

>>142159

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bushcraft/wilderness survival

Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.

Advice?

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Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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NEET General #142 Increased Brainfog Edition

Previous Thread >>141282

Horrible feeling when you've got all this tech around you yet you squander your time and have a bout of brainfog.

What do you guys think about this device? How many NEETs have handhelds or tablet devices?

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NEET General #141 Start of spring

Continues from >>141278

NEET General #141 Start of spring

Dogneet dog going to make it

DIETneet going to make it

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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/23/nsw-opposition-calls-for-public-holiday-honouring-indigenous-australians

> Luke Foley suggests replacing Queen’s birthday in June with a day in which ‘we recognise and celebrate 40,000 years of Indigenous history’

To be honest would you give two shits if we added another public holiday instead of replacing one? I mean if we had an "Abo day" and didn't replace anything every cunt out there would be stoked.

Tack it onto another holiday, have the Friday off for Abo Day and like have the Monday as Labour day or whatever then you'd have cunts treating Abos like heroes for at least one day a year. Four day weekend thanks to the Abos, we can celebrate and get sloshed in true Strayan fashion.

What do you fellas reckon?

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poo in loo

Some number i didn't recognise called me this morning, so i didn't answer, and they left a voicemail. The message was from some poo in loo who didn't say anything other than tell me to call back on a particular number and then told me not to disregard the message in a rather threatening manner. My voicemail specifically tells people I'm not going to answer if I don't know who they are.

Has this happened to anyone else? Why are Indians still allowed to call our country?

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Chief of the Halal Certification council calling for white genocide

>Mohamed Elmouelhy, the head of Australia’s Halal Certification Authority, publicly commented on Facebook to state that white Australian women need Muslim men to fertilize them and “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies.”

>Elmouelhy’s intolerant views led him to declare that the “white race will be extinct” in 40 years.

>The certification chief, who immigrated to Australia in 1975 and became a citizen in 1981, made his comments in response to a study in Human Reproduction Update from Israeli researchers in Hebrew University, which revealed declining fertility rates among men in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

>Based on 43,000 men, the scientists found that a high proportion of men in Western countries had sperm counts below the threshold for infertility.

>“According to the Hebrew University, Australian men sperm count has declined by 52 per cent over the last 40 years so your men are a dying breed, Australian women need us to fertilise them and keep them surrounded by Muslim babies while beer swilling, cigarette smoking, drug injecting can only dream of what Muslim men are capable of,” wrote Elmouelhy in a comment on Facebook that was first reported by the Daily Mail.

>“If the country is left to the bigots the white race will be extinct in another 40 years,” he continued. “Muslims have a duty to make your women happy because you are declining, better go chose a plot for yourself at your local cemetery. If you can’t afford it, commit suicide it is a cheaper alternative for bigots.”

>“It will [sic] mandatory for all women to wear hijab or burka if they prefer, bikinis will be displayed in Museums but not on nubile bodies anymore,” he continued. “When that happens everything in Australia will be Halal certified. Bigots and pigs will be declared Haram and must not be approached or touched, they can live together in reserves. There will be a Halal butcher on every corner, all other butchers will be offered to convert to Halal or given a passage back to where their ancestors came from.”

>Elmouelhy’s diatribe also included scathing remarks towards Australian politicians and called for the creation of “religious police” who “will make sure all businesses are closed at the time of prayers.”

>When questioned by News.com.au, Elmouelhy backpedaled on his comments to state that he created the post to “stir the bigots.” He has since deleted his inflammatory remarks following a backlash, and complained about “bigots” who are now “using all manner of expletives and attacks possible including promises of physical attacks,".

What's the bet that he gets to keep his job and faces virtually no backlash? I wouldn't even be against the idea of leaving for Europe with my family, if Europe wasn't already more cucked and Islamised than Australia.

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> Local councils ban Australia Day

> Federal government bans them from hosting citizenship ceremonies

> No one can get their citizenships

Its just the White Australia Policy under a different name. I am so sick of the RACIST WHITE law makers trying to fuck us future Australians over.

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NEET General #140 - Homestead Edition

Continues from: >>139592

Rural NEETS are the ultimate NEETs. Give up your sardine can city existence mates.

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NEET General #139 - Intellectual Edition

Continues from: >>138733

Post your poetry NEETs. What books have you been reading?

What are the philosophical questions that keep you up at night?

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Welcome to NEET Tank

Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.

Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.

In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.

Best of luck to you.

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Red Pill Dropped on Triple J

"The end of white people." Eli Mosley talks to Triple J, then an incredible reaction from a Jewish caller. Aired evening of 14th August on the 'Hack Live' program.

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>discovered this amazing group

>have been playing song related on loop for a few days in a row

>theyre bogans

wtf i love australia now

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Swan Taxis cab driver caught doing a poo in Leederville park

A Perth woman was left shocked and disgusted after she stumbled upon a taxi driver taking a dump on a park verge in Leederville on Tuesday.

>According to the Perth Voice, the woman was walking her dog when she spied a Swan Taxis cabbie squatting down on a patch of grass on Burke Street near the Britannia Park tennis club at around 9.50am.

>This was despite a public toilet being only a stone's throw away.

>The woman, who didn't want to be named, said the cabbie even brought his own bog roll.

>"He's squatting down, and then I saw him wiping his bottom and I went…'he is taking a dump right on the side of the road'," she told the Perth Voice.

>"You want to see the mess this guy left behind. It was so daring of him to do that when there were toilets so close by."

>The woman said the cabbie then left a pile of dunny roll all over the verge. When she suggested he tidy up his mess, he simply ignored the woman and took off in his cab.

>The shocked woman then jotted down the cabbie's number and got on the blower to City of Vincent mayor John Carey.

>Mr Carey told WAtoday he was "flabbergasted".

>"As an inner-city council I get some unusual emails and texts, but this one honestly takes the cake," he said.

>"I mean do we have to put up signs saying please don't poo on the verge?

>"For a cab driver to do a poo in front of a resident is extremely disrespectful.

>"I don't understand how a cabbie can accept doing a number two in a public space is ok."

>Mr Carey said he passed on all the details to the city's health department who were planning to contact Swan Taxis.

>"It's just totally unacceptable," Mr Carey said.

>A spokeswoman for Swan Taxis said the company was trying to get to the bottom of the issue.

>"It is unfortunate that such behaviour is demonstrated in public places and we will not tolerate such behaviour," she said.

>"We are investigating this complaint seriously and if substantiated, we will take appropriate action against the driver."

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http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/swan-taxis-cab-driver-caught-doing-a-poo-in-leederville-park-20160303-gn9vx9.html

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CUNTS

getting me Ps soon, so i need a cheapo car

thinking about either a 4x4 (maybe gq patrol or hilux) or a jap pocket rocket (skyline, supra, etc)

any advice?

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NEET General #138 - Windy and Lonely Edition

Old Thread >137774

NEETs how are you using your winter? Before you know it, it will be Spring and you'll be getting swooped by magpies.

I've been going on walks to get away from the constant noise of my family, watching tent/car living videos on YouTube.

Been playing Mario 64:Star Road, a great SM64 mod you guys should try.

DietNEET, have you been a good boy?

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NEET general #137-cumguzzling rapist edition

Old thread >>136940

Neets being investigated and put to the test by cenno, neets ratting out and spying on other neets to keep their neetbux and neets so desperate they'll guzzle wagie cum.

Trust no one…

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NEET General #136 - It's fucking cold Edition

Old Bread: >>136127

Neetcord: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

>centrelink interrogation in a few days

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a general thread for shitposting because i didnt see any threads without a particular topic

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Pig’s head in bag dumped at Islamic school in Brisbane

Which one of you mad cunts did this?

>The “demonising of Muslims” by people like Pauline Hanson is to blame for a pig’s head being dumped outside the Islamic College of Brisbane’s gates, the school’s chairman says.

>The decaying pig’s head was found in a bag with a swastika this morning at the Islamic College of Brisbane in Karawathaan.

https://archive.fo/r9Lni

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NEET GENERAL #135 Friday despair edition

how is the depression?

Anything planned for the weekend?

old

>>135291

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Faggot parade in Adelaide

There was a parade in Adelaide on Rundle Mall with faggot chanting "hey hey hoe hoe (whatever) phobia got to go"

How should we respond to this?

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We be looking bad bro's

Seriously,this was an add on tv at abou 9:10pm in perth.

Serious pedo vibe.

What the fuck is going on here!!

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NEET General #134 Repetitive Boredom Edition

What have we got going on?

DietNEET stay strong and let's enjoy the week of rain here in Perth.

Prev Thread

>>134455

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Best place to commit suicide in Melbourne? Life's hopeless and my dreams have been crushed.

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I'm amaze that this wasn't on /aus/, I just wish we had the death penalty just for these fucks

http://archive.is/cdgvD

>Muh prayers

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NEET General #133 - "Accidentally" Killing Protected Wildlife Edition

There are probably going to be several threads now, thanks post limit.

OLD

>>133601

I should dig up the discord link but I'm too lazy. Check a few threads back if no one else links it.

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Alright cunts, if you're looking for something to spend your neetbux on ive been making swastika fidget spinners. these are 50x50x5mm brass with a 10mm bearing. made here in aus using a manual mill so supply is limited to as fast as i can make them.

50aud each which im aware is expensive for a spinner, but its impossible to compete with chinas production costs.

Add me on discord if you're interested @bdin#5786

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Drinks thread

Hey, m8s, what do you guys have to nip on when you need to get smashed really quick? Anything popular, cheap and readily available in any BWS?

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Neet General #132 - Warmneet Edition

Spare a thought for all the mummybotless neets sleeping rough without heating tonight.