You faggots actually eat this??
Students in Melbourne General.
Anyone here a a student?
I'm doing a course in networking and had no problems so far.
Well besides the propaganda that's around the walls.
There's one that was about micro agressions that nearly made me burst into laughter.
halal tax
i just found out about this , is it true?
90% of the meat coles sells is halal , so we are paying a tax to these people , wtf??
ww3 when please ??
ADF thread
Any of you cunts in the ADF/have family members/friends/cunts in the ADF?
I'm enlisting and hoping to get the position of CTL. For anyone who actually reads this thread and actually has experience in the navy/this position, is it competitive? Can i expect to learn more than just pacific/SE asian languages?
Pic unrelated
Yanks BTFO
How does it feel to have a shit-tier national animal, Americlaps?
Fuck this 100 character limit is bullshit man, koalas or some shit.
We're all in this together guys.
Celebrate our nation's rich cultural history by reaching out and connecting in your own community.
Let's end discrimination, close the education & healthcare gap for the first Australians and promote unity as a society leading into the 21st century!
aus /pol/ talk?
No cunts want to talk /pol/itics?
We're getting slide by Kraut and Cancuck /pol/ for fucks sake.
Key points are the leftist butthurt over the Safe School LBGTIDILLIGAF drama going on.
>>5100012
I wake up with today Troll attempt
This is a request for whoever heard about the today cash giveaway. I want someone to wake up at 8:10 and go to channel 9 to call this number: 1902 555 999 so you can say "I wake up with shillary cliton" with a clit refrence
something I noticed also;
Australians were the trash of britain
and so they got transported to the other side of the world
and then suddenly they build a first world civilization
Bigots bigots bigots
when the fuck did this word become so popular, and why do the left keep using French racial slurs
NEET General #23 - leave your fucking diet out of it edition
The weather is much better now. How are things going for you cunts? Something else to hit that hundred character limit
Old >>42987
lol
>walking in cbd today
>there's people trying to get me to sign up to various charities, i usually don't mind because the government steals 50% of my income without even asking me so there's no point in getting riled up at voluntary shit
>european girl manages to get me to come talk to her despite me saying i'm not interested
>blonde, blue eyes, braided hair
>hottest fucking voice imaginable, but i can't figure out which northern european country she's from
>we chat for a bit before I ask her, she says "i'm from germany" in the cutest way possible
>tfw was going to say 'heil hitler' to her but chickened out (i'm a legit natsoc so it wouldn't even be trolling)
>tfw will never see her again, don't even know if she's a nazi
>tfw could have missed the only opportunity i had to date a qt3.14 nazi girl
Why are Australian women so shit compared to European women? Honestly, no girl will ever compare to this girl. every european girl i've ever met is 10000% more beautiful and 1000% nicer than any aussie girl. why?
AUSSIE GAMERS
Games, video games and all of that jazz go here.
Migrants attack Australian 60 minutes crew in Sweden
>Migrants attack Australian 60 minutes crew doing a documentary on Sweden's migrant crisis
>Heroic disabled Swede rams his disability scooter into the most violent of the gang members in an attempt to save the crew
>The crew leave him to die while they run away
> circumcised "australians"
I've never met a single more disgusting excuse for a human being in my life. Every single "australian" I've met without foreskin has been a sad, pathetic excuse for a man who could only achieve happiness with a lethal injection of morphine.
The Perth Fappening
So someone posted the images onto this board. If you look carefully you will find it. Although I have not seen the images, I have extracted the names. The reason for this post is to let those Perth girls know. The internet now has your private collection and it will be a matter of time that someone will post them. Just not me.
>watching q and a
>Topic is science
>Eventually gets to the usual ridiculous argument science is sexist against women
>Everyone is circlejerking and agreeing with one another and bashing men
>I've heard the words 'structural', 'social construct' and 'diversity' non-stop for the past minute
>In one breath they champion women being the majority at universities but in another breath they shit on men being the majority of professors (so what, one gender being majority is good in one instance and bad in another? I thought you wanted it to be equal, hmm?)
I'm getting mighty sick of this. We need more politically balanced channels, I can't believe my tax dollars pay for this. I would settle for a bloody culturally Libertarian public funded channel at this point.
NEET General #22 - we need a dedicated new thread maker edition
I don't have a lot of peppies. Don't make me do this.
Unless someone wants to dump a folder?
Old >>42073
Hi there Aussiebrethren!
Sorry to pop in unannounced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_tTKt21Mw
Gotta spread muh freedom wherever I go. Ugh take my freedom, Australia, take it all in. You want all of it.
Also burgers.
Puzzle swastika in WHOS rehab
Disclaimer: No one was triggerd while anyone was going through rehabilitation
WHOS Swastika album: http://imgur.com/a/bMX6s
Where were you during the great Moomba Gang Showdown?
Sudanese vs Pacific Islanders. No clear winner. Rematch to be held next Friday at the Southbank Food and Wine Fest, BYO sauv blanc.
Im from r9k. I made a request for a partner to help achieve revenge but it seems r9k thinks im looking for friends. Heres the link if you care enough.
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/27153751
So im going to ask here
Below is a copy and paste of the op:
submitting application request for a robot out there who would like to help out another robot.
I would like a robot with desires for revenge loke myself so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We are not friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team.
Fogive me for the normie tier pic, it was a response pic to one of the normies on here
Honestly you will never see me express genuine emotion, so dont worry about thinking ill want to be your friend
So, how do we shill market our board to non Australians? How do we draw more Australians in from other places?
Is there hope for /aus/?
FUCKING INTERNET
>5th time the internet dropped out today.
FIX. YOUR. FUCKING. SHIT. DODO.
fuck your 100 characters
Pro Gun Billboard Shitposting Campaign in Australia
>copypaste from /k/
There's a pro-firearms group in Straya called Firearm Owners United (check them out on fb) that's run by a group of extremely motivated /k/ommandos and shooters, It's been quickly gaining headway within the firearms community and been the bane of the anti-gun media over the past couple of years, to the point where these guys are now getting invited to the unveiling of new Australian-made guns.
Inspired by the great successes of burgerland over the past 30 years for self defence and derestricting guns in general, they're currently having a donation drive to put up pro-fun billboards all across Australia for the purpose of defending gun rights and getting salt on a grand scale, the biggest yet in fact.
The pro-gun movements in Australia have been picking up some real steam now that the #Chan-raised youngbloods are displacing the old fudds of the previous "pro gun" organisations.
Even with the anniversary of the port arthur massacre coming up shortly, we've never been stronger, well organised or as well funded overall, and frankly it's because we've seen you guys do it and we want to emulate that.
But we're still small, and still a bit short on cash for getting real world stuff done in a timely manner.
Thanks /k/unts.
Shit Americans say
"Aboriginals could be scientists"
"…consider that given identical circumstances, you'd likely do the same thing as they are. (sleep on roads)"
Hatred of Baby boomers is finally going Mainstream
https://www.themonthly.com.au/issue/2016/march/1456750800/richard-cooke/boomer-supremacy
While initially focusing on the lockout laws to income inequality and property ownership journalist Richard Cooke describes what he calls "Boomer Supremacy."
There was also a interview earlier this morning on JJJ Marxist inc this morning available here:
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/s4417170.htm
Richard Cooke also touchs on why he thinks Bernie Sanders is resonating with young people.
(The podcast is pretty shit, some of the texts in are hilarious. I'm reading the article now though, its pretty good.)
Declining userbase
Update: we're now quite firmly back in the top 50 and our user count has increased significantly. However this topic still warrants discussion, for the sake of both /aus/ and 8ch's future.
We've left the top 50 and our current user count is at 30.
I know it's probably pointless asking this because they're already gone, but where is everyone going and why?
I'm personally assuming everyone is slowly leaving due to the constant problems with site stability but I'd like to hear it from you guys, maybe there's something else I'm missing.
Note that this question applies to the site in general and /aus/ in particular. Is the dream dead?
#TrumpRally: The Violent Nature Of The Left Exposed
VIDEO "#TrumpRally: The Violent Nature Of The Left Exposed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3Q6SqAYaM
On Friday 11 March, Far-Left extremist agitators attacked a Trump Rally in Chicago, Illinois. Among them were Black Lives Matters, Move.org and RevCom.us. All of which are openly Communistic in their foundations. Some even funded by the billionaire George Soros. This collective not only falsely portrays Donald Trump as a tyrant but also declares the very idea of 'Whiteness' as their global enemy. With their billionaire funding, Marxist agitators were able to flood the arena, planning to rush the stage when Trump made his speech but word quickly spread of the possible violence and the Trump team pulled the plug. When the cancellation was announced, the agitators immediately began tearing up Trump signs and grew increasingly hostile towards the Trump supporters within the building. Outside, Trump supporters were unable to leave the arena due to the exists being blocked. Freeways were hijacked and emergency services were attacked and prevented from doing their job. Stories quickly spread of groups of black youths asking people at transportation areas if they supported Trump, intimidating anyone who said they did. Communist flags, Mexican flags and Bernie signs were proudly displayed while American flags was stamped upon. The agitators battled with the police as they sought to spit, harass and scream at Trump supporters attempting to leave. The agitators justified their presence and hostility with out of context quotes taken from Trump while other Conservative candidates weakly defended the Marxist agitators, all for a swipe at their main competitor.
At another Trump Rally the next morning at Dayton, Ohio, Thomas Dimassimo attempted to rush the stage as Trump was speaking but was swiftly put down by secret service agents. Dimassimo, an ethnomasochist Marxist, denies any intentions of doing any physical harm to Trump yet said he wanted to take the mic from him which at least require some degree of force. He earlier replied to a tweet asking him if he would punch him and Tommy replied "We Gone See". Like most Marxist agitators that claim to speak for the working class, Tommy comes from a upper class background yet uses ebonic ghetto speak despite being a well educated actor. Both his parents are executives and his mother is a public official. He also supports Bernie Sanders.
The media has an open agenda against Trump and is trying to spin the scenario around and claim it his fault for the violence. But this is a blatant mistruth: violence is the lifeblood of Communism. Almost never able to win democratic elections, communists throughout history have achieved power through extreme violent insurrection and mass intimidation. This event was no different. This was an attack upon the democratic process, upon people who view the world differently and whose intentions were to intimidate normal everyday people who dared to vote Trump.
In reaction, a grassroots Trump Vanguard was setup to defend Trump supporters from future violence but the loose organization was quickly shut down as its creators was identified and had their family threatened. The notion of #RedCap defenders has not died, some are organizing but it is unlikely that the same tactics of the communist aggressors will work again any time soon.
Regardless, this will likely only be the first of many attempts by well funded upper class communists and their ethnic pets to harass and intimidate non conforming voters. The great divide is growing wider and sides will have to be chosen. There will be #NoMiddleGround.
As always,
Accept Reality,
Embrace Conflict,
Face Consequence.
NEET General #21 - post your stations edition m8s
Old thread - >>41393
>tfw finally getting the ball rolling on getting my Herman Miller Aeron repaired under warranty
Turnbull?
don't see a thread for it and want to know what people think about this cunt
What do you guys think of Turnbull?
What about his decisions?
new postcode thread
old thread on autosage
>>5408
>3047 reporting in
Seen her vid?
has anyone seen her vid someone posted it up yesteday but i dont know what site its on her names madi murphy from the gold coast
> talk to a seppo
> mention lollies
> now thinks I'm a pedo
Fucking cunteyes ruin everything. Can I not be Australian in peace?
webms youtube videos thread
webm thread
/pol/ Repost - HUNDREDS OF HOLOCAUST DENIAL FLYERS FOUND AT MELBOURNE UNI
>Hundreds of flyers calling the Holocaust the "greatest swindle of all time" have been distributed around Melbourne's top university.
>About 300 Holocaust denial leaflets were found at the University of Melbourne's city campus car park on Monday afternoon, the first day of semester one.
>The anti-Semitic flyers claimed Holocaust studies was "replete with nonsense, if not sheer fraud" and included a link to a Holocaust denial website claiming to provide "the facts … not the Hollywood production".
>Dvir Abramovich, chairman of national Jewish human rights body the B'nai B'rith Anti-Defamation Commission, said it was "utterly sickening that these repugnant flyers" had infiltrated the university.
>"Universities are normally immune from this kind of hatred," Dr Abramovich said.
>"But there has been an alarming escalation in anti-Jewish hostility in Australia in recent years. I don't think it's a coincidence that this happened on the first day of semester."
>Jewish and Hebrew studies have been taught at the University of Melbourne since 1946 and include language, literature, history, art and politics courses.
>Dr Abramovich said students should not be subjected to "white supremacist, hateful propaganda" and that the community must condemn the dissemination of any extremist material.
>"The racists and bigots who distributed these Holocaust denial materials want to confuse readers by disguising this venom and vileness as a legitimate alternative view of history and are trying to promote the abhorrent message of racism, Nazism and Fascism," he said.
>Melbourne University spokesman David Scott said security staff removed the flyers from the University Square carpark after being notified on Monday afternoon.
>"Other carparks were checked but no other flyers were found."
>Mr Scott said he did not know if this was the first time flyers preaching racial hatred had been distributed at the university.
>He said the incident had not been reported to police.
>Warren Finberg, executive director of Melbourne's Jewish Holocaust Centre, slammed the flyers as "an exercise in propaganda".
>"The facts are indisputable," he said.
>Race Discrimination Commissioner Tim Soutphommasane said far-right and extremist groups were becoming more active, and encouraged anyone who experienced racial hatred to make a complaint.
>"There have been numerous instances, including in universities, where hate groups have been spreading vile racist material," Dr Soutphommasane said.
>"People don't have a right to inflict racial bigotry on others without consequences."
>Anti-semitic flyers that in part read "wake up white Australia" were sent to homes in Sydney about 18 months ago.
>The flyers, which referenced a neo-Nazi group, were left in letterboxes in Bondi and Double Bay, Fairfax Media reported at the time.
How long until we purge Caulfield, cunts?
Foreign Correspondent: Rosie's Journey
This week's episode will be on why Sweden isn't progressive enough. Should be fun.
>Nearly half of all women in Sweden will face physical or sexual violence by men, usually their current or former partner.
Play Rust
Setting up a Rust clan, need dudes who are right wing warrior types happy to aggressively raid and dominate a server.
If you don't know, Rust is a survival game where you start with nothing and have to work your way up from rocks and stone tools, to homemade pipe guns, to high explosives and assault rifles. Its set in a sort of mad max post apocalypse collapse world and the maps are huge.
Cunts running around raiding each other's bases and constant wars going on. The bases you can build are unlimited and it's only $20 off steam. It seems to attract a high level of right wing guys.
My particular clan is in Sydney so we are looking for people local to keep the ping low.
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#juststrayanthings
>g'day mate this is pork hunt earthmoving, how can I help you
5/5 breddy gud
,
ITT: Governments fucked lets fix it
Post a simple idea that'd help fix Australia
> Tax fast food and processed foods
> Subsidise fresh food like meat, fruit and veggies
> Introduce cooking classes in schools
> Save millions if not billions on healthcare
SBS: How diverse is your suburb?
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/interactive/how-diverse-is-my-suburb
New great service from SBS to measure your diversity™ levels
NEET General #20 pajeet weather edition
Yeah alright, made it through the worst of the heat but now everything's humid and heavy. Fuck is this.
last one
>>>40446
hope that worked
Auschan?
What happened to Auschan? was quite fond of the /d section can't find it anymore..
NO MIDDLE GROUND
Prepare Yourself Accordingly!
"No Middle Ground"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih7fvxpVDAQ
>Sukant Chandan is just one of many speakers and so called 'Political Analysts' with a major dog in the fight over Europe's future. He and many like him who were born or brought to the UK and Europe want nothing more than the complete and total destruction of both Western Civilization and the concept of 'Whiteness' while seeking to empower themselves and other Non-White groups. While some may argue over what 'Whiteness' is, it does not matter. If you are European, you are White. When Bosnian immigrant Zemir Begic was beaten to death with hammers in St.Louis, USA, his black killers allegedly chanted "Kill the Whites". It didn't matter that Zemir was Bosnian, it didn't matter that he might have even been Muslim. He was White and he was the enemy. Much of the language among these growing networks and groups is the depiction of 'Whiteness' as the enemy. They may cover up their motives with poorly hidden self-victimizing language such as 'White Supremacy' but rest assured, if you're European, you're the enemy. If you oppose the mass third world migration which will engulf Europe then they will call you a bigot, a fascist and a racist Nazi. The consequences don't matter, even if you understand that this migration will erase culture, wipe out age old communities, massively increase rape and other violent crime while compressing wages, reduce housing and put unsustainable pressures on welfare institutions on the native budget. You are their enemy. The social deterioration caused by this migration which has been mounting since the 1960s is incalculable and this latest wave is the final push into an area of no return. The London riots were a direct result of the mass deprivation caused by a radical change in its ethnic make up. Such change forced over 600,000 (Equivalent to a city the size of Glasgow) whites to leave the city in under 10 years. What people like Chandan and the Establishment are doing is forcing a choice in which there is no room for neutrality. There is no place for watching from the sidelines as this will affect you no matter what you do.
>The choice is either the survival of Europe and its many unique ethnicities and cultures, or its complete destruction as these unique groups become minorities within their own ancient, native homelands. As Chandan says, the goal is to 'take back everything they took from us, and more on top."
>The choice is yours. There is "No Middle Ground." There is only Europa or Replacement. You decide.
Suicide at Woolworths
Anyone know anything about this? Can't find any news about it. Happened a couple of days ago and was filmed.
fuckin
Oy who remembers Facebeef?
.
Dear Sydney, please chill the fuck out.
habibs
Anyone know where i can find "Here comes the habibs" online? putlocker does not have it as of yet and i want to catch up on the episodes.
shitskin filth
shitskin rapists in our backyard
are we going to take this shit?
we need a cronulla 2.0, but finish the job this time
>Man dropped his shorts and performed sex act in front of two teenage girls
>He approached them on Melbourne beach and asked to take photo of them
>When they declined, he walked 10m away and performed a sex act
>Detectives have released pic related they want to speak to
>people thought this was a real person
>people thought this was funny
Why is Logan always in the news for bad shit?
Seems every two weeks something bad happens there that makes the news.
Have any of you fellas been able to find a reasonably priced "Make America Great Again" hat that ships to Australia?
Preferably a baseball cap over a trucker hat
Anyone in Melbourne wanna be my new weed dealer? GOD KNOWS IM DESPERATE.
aboriginal native indigenous abbo
http://www.nma.gov.au/collections-search/results?QueryTerms=Basedow_TLF&app=tlfalso
>Visual anthropology ethnographic photography
https://8ch.net/int/res/77525.html
Gays don't want a pleb
They are trying to stop that from happening. Is it because the majority of the Aussie popheads are against the same sex marriage?
Rob Thomas apologises after making racist remark
>Matchbox 20 front man Rob Thomas has been slammed by fans after recently making a racist joke about Australians during a solo performance here. He later apologised.
>The 44-year-old told the audience about his long flight, saying: "I drink till I think I'm Australian."
>That comment was responded with laughter but then he added: "And then I keep drinking till I think I'm a black Australian."
>His comment immediately invited collective groans and boos. Thomas kept talking without apologising but he later released a statement, reports aceshowbiz.com.
The statement contained the line "I'm not crazy, I am just a little unwell".
NEET General #19 hard shits edition
Got drunk and ate a "Dominos" to myself last night and have been bleeding out my ass all day. Gotta go into MAX tomorrow because they sent me 2 text messages that addressed me as a%sd and having no idea what that shit means I didn't bother responding.
Cunts never send me mail for an appointment and they are unorganized as fuck just keep sending me text messages that look like it was made by a kid in the 3rd grade.
What VPN do you guys use, and how much do you pay /month? I was literally going to start a thread saying why do you m8s use a VPN here but after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVWVnpUIvAk
I've reconsidered my view on VPN's. I am NEET so I can't afford much every month apart from everything I'm currently paying for.
Please help, m80s.
Refugees going to Sydney and melbourne only
This may be old news, or obvious as fuck, but here goes.
Those 12,000 'syrian' refugees Australia is taking in will mostly be going to Sydney and Melbourne, because the governments want to keep them in their own communities, and the biggest muslim communities in Oz are in sydney and melbourne.
Less than 5 will go to queensland, because they have family there, and those family are expected to move south when they get there.
The organisations responsible for the resettling of the refugees expect that their nationwide services will be saturated within three financial years.
I just found all this out on a refugee information night, and thought it was information regulars here would want to know.
Shutinnetwork.com might interest you guys! It's a forum for shut-ins, NEETs, nerds, introverts and the like.
Milk thread?
What milk you cunts drinking these days?
I'm on that Pauls Farm house gold, the cunt has chunks of cream in it. You remember when your Pop or some shit carries on about watered down milk?
Its pretty decent m80s.
Also theres a local fruit shop that sells this Udder farm stuff. Same deal cream on top, but with a nice glass bottle.
When the fuck did this all start happening? I thought since the chinks were stealing our milk it would be watered down even more so.
What milk do you drink /aus/?
Why won't they shut the fuck up about this?
This show "Meet the Habibs" seems to be advertised everywhere and it looks shit, is this so they can just try and make people think kebabs are the worst immigrants this country ever had?
Meme magic brings drop bears to life
Australia's marsupial lions 'dropped from trees' to attack prey, study finds
Post YFW the snake got revenged
Are our states too fucking big, /aus/?
Only WA and NT are come close to representing regional Australia politically. All the other states with green bits are dominated by the lefty cunts in their largest cities.
Why haven't major areas like Mount Gambier ever attempted to succeed?
FB Drama Thread
Nek minnit
>BOOHOO MY EX SLUT SHAMED ME
>MUH VICTIMHOOD
>I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D KEEP THOSE PRIVATE PICS AS REVENGE PORN COLLATERAL IN CASE I TURNED INTO A SPITEFUL PSYCHOTIC BITCH
lel, dumb fuckholes
>Worked for Department of Infrastructure and Regional Development
>Watch Utopia
>The pain
While I know Utopia was actually based heavily on NBN co and Infrastructure Australia, holy fuck this show is basically a documentary for the time I spent in the Department of Infrastructure.
Really recommend watching this show to see how fucking retarded shit goes down in the bureaucracy and why stupid shit (FTTN, Northern Foodbowl etc) happens when it does.
Muh gap
>PM saying mup da doo in parlhouse
>"racism still alive" because of the gap says Trioli and Shorten.
They actually believe this gap is caused by Ray Cizcem.
Typical ABC error spotted
Australian Politics/News General:
>334,658 people had their phone and internet details accessed by police and authorities in a single year:
>Wind Farm Commission started up to shut down Wind Farms because of /x/tier psuedo science "infra-sound"
>Whistleblower charged for releasing video on police violence
>Pirate Bay lol's at the LNP's attempt to introduce Website Blocking
>Liberal party pays people smugglers to turn around in Australian waters. Labor paid people smuggers to not leave docks… both ways, the Government paid people not to commit crime (lol wut)
>Abbott says Government should have dictatorial powers because who trusts courts?
>Worst week for Labor in years:
Fuck Canberra
Fuck I hate this city, It honstly has to be one of the most boring as fuck places in the country.
Nothing to fucking do past 5pm, tiny population spread out over an area larger than London, shops are all in shit shopping malls that are basically copy-paste with stores that just stock mass produced shit from China, what tiny nightlife there is, is mostly just roided up fuckwits getting into fights outside some shit clubs that play top 40 music, it's not even nice to just walk around because all the paths just go through huge fucking huge empty areas with nothing around or boring as shit run down suburbs with boring red brick suburban houses. Apart from a handful of buildings that aren't anywhere near anything (Portrait Gallery, OPH) there isn't even any architecture that isn't complete dogshit.
My god why did I move here from Melbourne? Even worse, why in fuck have I been stuck here for a decade?
FUUUUUUUUUCK
what will you do when the hordes destroy Europe and set sail for Oz?
In case you missed this
A rare redpilled expose from Cuck HQ Reddit
Ex-worker from asylum seeker processing centre does an AMA on Reddit, dishes redpills all over the place
https://np.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/3s3o1g/i_lived_through_two_riots_on_christmas_island_as/
Highlighted comment: https://np.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/3s3o1g/i_lived_through_two_riots_on_christmas_island_as/cwtuqiy
Refugees
There's going to be some big news about refugees today. The high court is making a ruling about a Bangladeshi woman with an anchor baby.
So a warning for anyone living in Sydney
Apparently last Saturday night, there were a bunch of people who think rape is great running around Hyde park and possibly hitting up clubs.
They might be gathering again this Saturday so if anyone here knows any women planning on going out Saturday, now's probably a good time to warn them.
Also, does anyone else know about this? I basically only know through vague as shit rumors.
Sign this and share it to everyone. Unless you like the idea of being planet American Corporation.
A Bloody Outrage
Why the fuck is there a Cruz 2016 banner at the bottom of the page? And then a Hillary one? When did this site become cuckolded? If it's a joke I'm not loling.
Bring back Trump you cunts.
homeless cunt
Hello anons,
I arrived in oz 1week ago and someone stole my passport. Now I got no more money and stuck here.. (at first it was just a stop)
Any good tips to survive in sydney for free?
I need a cash in hand job as Im on tourist visa but I have no place to store my stuff, no phone number, nothing…
Idk anything about this city and dont like it so yeah here I am.
10 companies have taken control of Australian politics
Chuck those worthless American redpills (you know you've been taking them if you shitpost about Jews) and take an Australian redpill for once, cunts.
"there are 10 companies that wield the most incredible amount of power in Australia, to the point where it has stifled proper democratic and economic progress"
Commonwealth Bank
NAB
Westpac
ANZ
Rio Tinto
BHP Billiton
Fortescue Metals
Coles
Woolworths
Telstra
Literal Jew said Double Dissolution a 'live option'
What does this mean for us and Australia?
NEET General #18
previous thread >>38537
>tfw getting pressured by my family to find work now more than ever
>tfw turning 26 in 22 days and have nothing to show for it
DUDE CUNT LMAO
DUDE DANGEROUS ANIMALS LMAO
DUDE MATE LMAO
DUDE STRAYA LMAO
DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO
DUDE THONGS LMAO
DUDE LAMB AND MEAT PIES LMAO
DUDE NOONGAS LMAO
Is there any country with a worse self-conscious identity than Australia and the people who try to act Australian? Even American patriotism for all its silliness and flag-waving, gun-toting eccentricity feels genuine and doesn't make you cringe.
It's like whenever you hear someone talk like this they're doing a bad thespian tryout.
SUPERB OWL 50 PARTY INVITE
Congrats /aus/ you're invited!
Party will be held at http://76chan.org/sp/index.html
Should be staring at around 10 am on Monday for you Sydney fags
You can watch on 7mate or there will be streams available
Hope to see you cunts there!
The website has been fixed
Over the next day or so most of you will probably start to notice that 8chan feels different. Pages are loading almost instantly, the board index refreshes instantly and doesn't get stuck anymore, posting actually works and isn't bugged as fuck. Basically, the entire website feels like it has been fixed and is working properly for the first time in over half a year.
That would be because it actually has been fixed. There have been some…'interesting' developments regarding the board software. Pic related.
Are you a skip, cunteye, wog or blackfella?
>inb4 some snownigger says he's "European"
Happy Straya Day /aus/
Let's enjoy it while we got it
Straya thread
>Watching Australian of the year
>They mention diversity and equality like 50,000 times
>EVERY fucking guy that talks HAS to acknowledge the Abos that lived on the land (why don't they just fucking do it once at the start, have a blanket statement)
>3/4ths of candidates are SJWs
>one is even a tranny
>the guy who wins it is an army general
>Oh good, the SJWs will be butthurt about an actual useful person winning
>He gets up
>Doesn't shut up for 10 minutes about 'equality and diversity', the 'gender pay gap' and 'giving all races, and disabled people that's right, this general wants retards in the army a 'fair go'
>Turns out the reason he won is because he told off his men for being sexist/assaulting women
>The last Australian of the Year was a woman who started activism about White Ribbon Day, a movement which is targeted at eradicating 'violence against women and children' gee, who's missing from that equation
I have never seen a more pozzed fucking ceremony in my life. Just fuck my country up, fam.
Putin, Chinks, I don't care. Invade already.
how /fit/ are you?
Are you fit enough to join the defence force?
Most applicants find that achieving the required fitness for PFA is easily achievable
>http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/campaigns/fitness/
over 55 year old men applying for Air Force are expected to be fitter than under 55 year old women… kek
>tfw no decent work in this shit economy
>tfw your generation is moving overseas in droves
>tfw noskillz to take oversease with you
>tfw going back to work in the desert to pay the bills while your cohort head off for adventures overseas, to come back to Australia years later with cash and buy the dream home that you will never afford
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-27/gen-y-want-to-take-their-work-elsewhere/6808476
Why am I still here guise
AUSTRALIA DAY
what's the plan?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-28/anzac-terrorist-plot-kangaroo-explosives/7121424
>A Melbourne teenager discussed painting a kangaroo with the Islamic State group's symbol, packing it with explosives and letting it loose on police as part of an alleged terror plot on Anzac Day, court documents have alleged.
GUNS GUNS GUNS
>>>/k/ is always there, but why not have a thread here.
>Australia Single Action Shooting - Savage Sam Australia May 2013
Four White Student Unions in Australia and growing
We created these groups to serve the needs and interests of students of European descent who want to express themselves and promote their interests exclusively.
We welcome allies from other ethnicities to show their support as well.
We sincerely hope journalists and academics avoid responding with predicable hysteria and negativity. We just want to celebrate who we are and feel genuinely proud at what we as a people have achieved.
Share these pages. We can use the language of inclusiveness for White interests.
UNSW White Student Union
https://www.facebook.com/UNSWWSU/timeline
University of Queensland White Student Union
https://www.facebook.com/UQWSU/?ref=br_rs
University of Southern Queensland - White Student Union
University of Western Sydney - White Students Union
https://www.facebook.com/University-of-Western-Sydney-White-Students-Union-439725542891637/
Media hysteria:
https://anongalactic.com/australian-media-goes-crazy-over-racist-white-student-union-page/
prepping for 'september' happening
>>>/pol/4646219
personal security, resource security, networking, civil war, community level economy, how does?
STOLEN GENERATION
They stole our people! What are we gonna do about it?
music down under
first up, because i'll never forget it
>SILVERCHAIR - ACROSS THE NIGHT
Australian Nationalist Action
Continues from >>34790
Gday lads. The last thread is broken for some reason ( shut it down )
Here we discuss the actual action towards getting a Nationalist into Parliament in 2016, I've given many speeches at public events in favor of political nationalism, and its being received well across the country.
I will be on ABC National radio in a few weeks where my views will gain immense exposure, so the time to campaign starts now..
Sofar the plan is to build a stronghold of nationalism in far west, rural NSW - small towns, making real nashos out of the lot of them..
Current financial goals are just about met, to get the deposit for the mortgage on a small house for a Party HQ for meetings, to which you will all be invited when it happens.
Add me on Tox if you want to chat privately:
4E3E21016E17B4D0CBA52E1F5DFD589E47526385E5D018848DDD8A65EA683A05C72D5E3FC265
Policy tl;dr
- Single policy of closing the borders to non-white immigration, this is important as economic/social policies simply divide our vote, so we would never achieve anything. If we all unify on this one message "Economics are Temporary, Race Mixing is Irreversible" we'll get the whole nationalist vote, and win.
Beer is sexist against women
Any Perthfags/WAfags here?
Apparently feminists are now trying to shut down your Dirty Nelly's Irish pub.
Because beer = objectification of women and misogyny
Potato chips: Past and Present
Shame Red Rock don't make garlic ones anymore, by far the best, along with Kettle's Herb & Spice being close second.
Do you interstate cunts get all those weird limited editions flavours? Egg and bacon have been the best I'd say. As for the normal staple I'd say cheese and onion are my favourite, though I'm becoming a fat cunt so I should switch fruit or something.
lol david latham is a cuck
how many of you guys are at UQ?
Just curious.
(pic related has apparently been changed after it made the front page of reddit and caused an enormous shitstorm so nobody needs to sperg about about it)
Nuclear Power
Why don't we use nuclear power in Australia?
We're one of the few developed countries that don't use it, despite being stable as fuck on our tectonic plate.
It's cleaner than the coal we use, we have the uranium, it'd piss off the greens, what gives?
Hello fellow ausfags, what current browser do you use? I am currently using firefox.
>get a call from CommBank
>they confirm that I have lotsa money in an account
>ask me if I was interested in buying some property
>tell them yes
>they ask if I wanted a house or unit and when I was available to see a lending manager (?)
>tell her that I have no job
>they promise to call back in 6 months time
What this means is that Australias largest bank is already desperate to make loans for extra interest payments. If you haven't withdrawn all of your money yet, do it now.
Pic related, the new aristocracy in the upcoming depression.
Cute Possum
How cute can you get!
Tasmania
Who /Tasmania/ here
I have no friends and it's hard to meet people irl that aren't normies, please be my friend
/Aus/tralian history
How accurate is this site?
http://www.convictcreations.com
Dont worry about the "dey racisss" on the first page, it seems like a cover to lure in unsuspecting liberals. I havent read too much of it but it seems reasonable to me so far.
Uni Chicks
Wassup aus
need help with uni
which Victorian uni has the best chicks
Neet General #17 - These chicken parmas are taking over my life edition
>>36949 previous thread
>tfw completely stopped doing the C25k altogether
>been eating shit all week, diet has gone out the window
>been making chicken parmas for tea way too often
>finished the main quest for Fallout 4 at just level 40
>nearly finished it entirely it seems
>tfw I'll have fuckall to do with myself when I finish it
>tfw the Internet is starting to get boring
>used to happily spend all day on chans laughing my ass off
>now it's the same threads day in day out, nothing is fun anymore
>tfw all I leave the house for is max employment appointments
I need fucking HELP m8s.
You goys lovin 8chans I/n/dia meme
I thinks it's the finest way for 8chan to go out
People only find this cunt funny because they lack m8s in real life.
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
Adderall
anyone here from Vic and know how/where to get adderall (15-25mg) at a reasonable price
Has anyone got a copy of the 'leaked' photo that's getting Jamie Briggs into trouble? It was published by The Australian, but it seems to have been effectively D-noticed to pRoTeCt A wOMaN's PrIvAcY.
>protect a women's privacy.
why I think here seems a good place to ask.
/heb/
I hopped on for like half a wank then realised where I lived.
Am I fucked?
first first
I don't often visit this board, mostly because the perception of our country's culture on here is a lot like Jack Black's perception of rock & roll - painfully stereotyped, lacking any knowledge or understanding of the best stuff and ludicrously exaggerated to the point of cringeworthiness.
Seriously, this board is like one giant cringe thread.
But today I'm suppressing my urge to gag at your conscious and willing efforts to sound less intelligent than you are because I want to see if the values this country was built upon still exist.
I want to know if this bone-dry slab of sandstone is worth saving from the shitskin hordes slavering at our door.
So answer me these or you're a fuckin poof:
1.When was the last time you gave someone a fair go and how?
2.When was the last times you helped out your mate(s) and how?
3. When was the last time you honestly jumped in and gave something difficult a go instead of surrendering to cynicism?
4. Have you ever/do you currently serve in the defence forces, police, fire service or SES?
5. When was the last time you attended a dawn ANZAC service?
6. When was your last BBQ?
7. Have you ever/do you currently own a blue heeler, kelpie, bull arab, silky terrier, fox terrier, stumpy tail cattle dog, koolie, tenterfield terrier, australian bulldog, australian staghound or jack russell?
8. Provide a piece of information that could save your life if stranded in the bush or desert.
9. Have you ever donated to the salvation army, flying doctor service, surf life savers, bushfire/flood appeals or similar?
10. When's the last time you went to the beach or camping?
Why does the delli cheese from Woolies have the same rubbery texture and it all tastes the same? This is maasdam cheese, it basically tastes like Jarlsberg. Where can we buy good cheese from, m8s?
2016
First thread of 2016 and it's a shit thread
I hope 2016 passes without any of you fucks -
>deciding to off yourself
>getting arrested
>going broke
And that you find good friends and a good gf or bf
What are your hopes and resolutions for 2016?
JEWS ALLOWED GUNS IN PUBLIC
> GLEN Eira Council (Melbourne) has secretly voted to allow private security guards from the Jewish community to carry guns in its public parks.
how does it feel goy?
LGBTIQ Refugees: Australia must do more.
Hey guys, just thought you'd be interested in an event happening soon.
https://www.facebook.com/events/995943333800540/
I think Australia needs to accept more LGBTIQ Refugees, these people are often the most discriminated and abused of all immigrant groups and we have to do something about it!
I was told it was safe to post here again.
So enjoy some shit I've been working on recently.
>Channel Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhVMQ7eqOlE
>And.. the video that got my employer contacted..
'Victims of Adelaide'
New stuff
>Vic. Gov. & Emergency Services Minister Jane Garret target MFB/CFS over "gender discrimination"
>Sinead McCarthy Interview
>My Sweet Clementine Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLekJk00IIdOYloaqyqBRiB0O9N7WaTyZN
>Women in Combat - Justin LeHew
>2,700 born with brain damage linked to virus in Brazil
>Bitcoins and why I am skeptical
>"We did not need to flee Syria" - Syrian Invader
>Cannibals Seeking Same - A Visit To The Online World Of Flesh Eaters by Josh Kurp
>Jewish girl fantasizes about Nazi BDSM
2016
From the janitorial staff to you all - happy new year faggots.
Melbourne = Paris
Second chimpout within a week in Melbourne.
Can't wait for them to start lighting cars on fire.
Good Aussie Films you may not have heard of
Malcom - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaA_TPMXqY
Wake in fright - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqWvWR8KYFw
Wyrmwood - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRnuYucMYLQ
>Be me
>Shitposting on board
>Get banned
>Go on google to find a Australian proxy
>Set it up
>Try to go on 8ch.net
>Redirects me to some edu page
>Says I have been trying to look at child porn
>OHSHIT.JPG
Am I completely fucked /aus/?
Need life/educational advice
Saw another thread about some cunt asking for TAFE advice so I thought I'd do the same. Graduated this year and currently working at maccas. ATAR is horrendous at 39.90, I'm not a shitcunt I just didn't try as hard as a could, English was fucked (seriously whys that compulsory, I wish I had the choice between a compulsory maths, English or science subject, not just thrown into the deep end of English fuckery)
Any who, continuing on. The one subject it did well in was IT Multimedia. Scored 96% in my trial mark, but got fucked in the HSC because a kid in my class got a band 1, so that scaled everyone down, and I couldn't beat the assessment mark in the exams so that was scaled down too, so I ended up topping exams but only coming out with 78/100 and assessment mark couldn't drag me up because they scale that up/down to the highest exam mark.. Confusing fuckery I know.
Anyway. Uni isn't really an option and I'm not sure if it's for me anyway. Thinking of doing an IT related TAFE course, brother did it and got a job web developing for this caravan place before he even finished his course.
Here's what I'm looking at, opinions on these courses and where it could take me would be appreciated. I hate going into things without knowing or a guarantee of where it can lead me, which is also why uni might not be for me
>do bachelor of (insert thing)
>still can't get job
kind of thing
C3 information digital media and technology (multimedia)
" " (web technologies)
Dip Website Development
C4 Web-based technologies (design and development)
* C4 information technology (this title seems very broad, some insight into this would be good)
* C3 computer systems equipment (interesting but only c3?)
C4 networking
* Dip networking
* = particularly interested in
There's a few I missed… But that's the gist of the courses in that area I'm interested in, just a general insight into what those courses can do for me, if it's worth it and what's involved, would they put you through placement?
One more thing.. Colleges any good? Hear they're nothing but a scam, a whole heap of dept and your qualification is not nationally recognised.
Cheers cunts.
Ask anything to a brazillian monkey.
Oye cunts, what are some real summer-sounding tunes to you? Might as well get in the mood for it now, heat's only gonna get worse from now on for a bit oath.
Terrified White Students Barricade Themselves in Classroom From Violent Black Mob
(VIDEO) "Terrified White Students Barricade Themselves in Classroom From Violent Black Mob"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MngMpoMRu8o
Cape Town, South Africa: White Students at Cape Town University were forced to barricade themselves in their classroom from an angry black mob 'protesting' the rise of university tuition fees. The footage was filmed by one the students who said this on their Facebook page:
>"So this happened. I stopped filming before things got out of hand as we were scared they would damage property, which they did. Hundreds of rioters outside those doors. People were cornered and taunted. Some of our students were beaten up for trying to keep the doors closed. The doors are now broken. They stormed in with balaclavas on, shouting horrible things in our direction. Quote of the day "All white people get out or else we will kill you". Sorry for the language in the video but we were all panicking a bit in there. What has this country come to?"
In the second video, as the mob slams on the windows of the classroom, the student filming said this:
>"Still shaking after this… The things that go through ur mind when this starts happening… I cant even explain it."
The tuition fees protests grow increasingly violent despite ministerial suggestions to lower the proposed price increase. Complaints of "White Privilege' continue to arise and lead to ever growing instances of anti-white violence by black mobs.
I'm about to be out for the first time in a year lads, no money til a few days into January. This is going to suck.
What distracts you from the banality that is existence?
Some of you guys are alright.
Dont be at Christmas tomorrow
Lamingtons
Anyone else feel betrayed when they bite into a lamington and there's fucking jam in it?
Pay day tomorrow m8s. Who's got some last minute Christmas shopping to get done? :^)
Australia is dying...
> On Thursday, Attorney-General George Brandis introduced a new national security bill into the Senate. This is the fifth tranche of national security legislation to be introduced into parliament since July 2014.
This bill includes a host of new measures designed to address the evolving threat posed by terrorism. These include:
a new offence of advocacy of genocide;
amendments to the control order regime, so it applies to persons 14 years and older, and new measures to monitor controlees; and
clarification of the basis for issuing a preventative detention order.
But the bill’s most concerning aspect is the proposal to expand the secrecy provisions available to courts in control order proceedings.
THE federal government today (Thursday) introduced to Parliament a new criminal offence of advocating genocide, which could see offenders who publicly “counsel, promote, encourage or urge” genocide imprisoned for up to seven years.
“Yet advocacy of genocide does go on, unpunished, in Australia today – in particular, directed against Jewish people and against the State of Israel. It will no longer be lawful to engage in such conduct.”
http://www.jewishnews.net.au/new-legislation-on-advocating-genocide/50550
In Gordon Street tonight
I saw this person outside the ABC2 studios in Gordon Street Melbourne and thought he looked familiar. Does anybody recognize him? Can anybody put a name to this poor misguided wretch in the loud lime green safari suit?
Summer needs to fuck off. Sick of the meme season already and we got 2 more fucking months of it.
This hedgehog is so cute.
noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga
>Im 100% noonga
noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga!
>im 200% noonga
noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga
>why do you call yourself noonga?
noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga!
>its coz i am noonga!
noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga
>why do you eat so much damper?
noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga noonga!
>dont be raciz dog just coz im noonga dont mean i stole no dampa noonga
Dindu's brawling in Melbourne, cunt stabbed with knife
Some smelly Sudanese niggers were fighting outside an basketball game and some white dude got stabbed.
Fat Stupid Garbage - Japanophobia
Stream 3 runs anime mostly from the 1980s and 1990s from 7:00 AM to about 4:00 PM on weekdays and is set to a schedule.
Stream 1 has live action B-movies from the VHS era and other things of that sort in the evenings.
If you tune in, thank you very much
art in australia
/b/ art dump
>>>/b/4258414
first up
Chloé by Claude Joseph Vernet (1714 -1789) French
Chloé captivated the love of many soldiers during World War I, World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War, who frequented the bar befeore they left for battle. Thousands of soldiers would go to the Young and Jacksons Hotel to drink and to see her for company. Letters were even addressed to her from the trench wars of Turkey, France, and Papua New Guinea, promising to return to her. American soldiers went as far as coming up with a plan to abduct her.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlo%C3%A9_%28artwork%29#Influence_on_soldiers
The pub is well known for the nude painting Chloé, painted by French artist Jules Joseph Lefebvre in 1875. The painting is oil on canvas measuring a life size 260 x 139 cm. It was purchased for 850 guineas by Dr Thomas Fitzgerald of Lonsdale Street in Melbourne. After being hung in the National Gallery of Victoria for three weeks in 1883, it was withdrawn from exhibition because of the uproar created especially by the Presbyterian Assembly. It was bought for the Young and Jackson Hotel in 1908 for 800 pounds,[1] and was damaged in 1943 by an American serviceman who threw a glass of beer at it.
A young Parisian artist’s model named Marie was immortalised as Chloe. Little is known of her, except she was approximately 19 years of age at the time of painting. About two years later, Marie, after throwing a party for friends, boiled a soup of poisonous matches, drank the concoction and died. The reason for her suicide is thought to be unrequited love.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_and_Jackson_Hotel#Chlo.C3.A9
Chloé is to remain part of the hotel forever, as decided by the National Trust and Heritage of Victoria in 1988. The hotel holds free information tours and sessions to teach people the history, origins, and the prominence of the painting.
more
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Mungo_remains
So why is this still being denied? The possible, humanoid original owners of this land are still not being recognised.
Are the noongs really so afraid of being found out?
greentext
what was highschool like for you?
Brasil loves autralia
Victorian Girl Sucker Punches Kid with Down Syndrome Then Makes Pathetic Excuse
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shocking-clip-shows-girl-punching-6973573
NEET general #16
>>35286 previous thread
The NEET general seems to be slowing down for some reason, or maybe it's just /aus/ being slow as fuck.
New janitors
As you might all be aware, we have a bit of a spam problem. New janitors are required to cover the following hours (for simplification, timezone is AU EST):
5AM - 10AM
6PM - 11PM
The 5AM slot would be best suited to any NEETs with unusual sleeping hours or yanks who frequent our fair board.
Please send all applications to shlomogoldstein@national.shitposting.agency
UPDATE:
5AM slot has now been filled. However, another janitor to cover the late afternoon/evenings would still be nice. Applications are still welcome!
UPDATE PART DEUX:
A change I made recently seems to have significantly reduced the spam rate (i.e. it's dead Jim). If there's no spam during the next 24 hours (in other words, before 3AM SA time Sunday morning) then I shall assume we don't need another janitor and will unsticky this thread.
Were mass murder never happening.
Canada thread
What do you think about canada /aus/
Black man want to kill his wife
Congolese-born Kalala in Melbourne believed that his wife cheated so he paid $7000 to a group of kidnappers who scammed him by lying to him that his wife is dead because they are only interested in money.
Went to Maccas in Wantirna today. Waiting for my order when I witness a grotesque bull-dyke trying to get a perfectly polite young guy in trouble. Bitch claimed that the kid yelled at her… He had to call her number twice since the landwhale couldn't stand near the counter for 2minutes and had to go sit on the other side of the restaurant. Her goatee was literally bristling as she complained to the manager. After the (fe)manager got done telling the kid off I couldn't contain myself. Went over and told her I'd seen the whole thing, employee was polite and the dyke was out of line. Kid comes over with a big grin for a fist bump. Feels good.
Lets hear some stories of looking out for your fellow Aussies. It's what we do, right?
So this happened in Townsville
Posted in cuck central /r/australia/
you fuckers need a rebuttal (wip)
1. "Australia isn't yours' to reclaim"/"You stole it from abbos"
Australia is two things: a land and a nation.
Under natural law, you do not have a right to that which you can not defend, and Europeans acquired the land now known as Australia by right of conquest. By your own admission, "you stole it from us", you admit it is no longer yours and is currently ours'. If you wish to take it back, form an army and let's have a round 2 because we're not handing it back. Perhaps if you win, everyone who isn't Aboriginal will fuck off and Aboriginals will have Australia to run by themselves.
Secondly, did those first Australians steal petrol stations and liquor stores from Aboriginals? Did Australians steal hospitals from aboriginals? or highways? universities? farms? coal mines? football stadiums and cricket grounds? parliament or police stations?
No. They were not conceived by Aboriginals, nor were they realized by Aboriginals. Australia was conceived by generations of Australians' blood, sweat and tears, and realized by generations of Australians' blood, sweat and tears.
Australians did not steal Australia from Aboriginals, because Australia as a nation was never aboriginals' in the first place.
r8 bls
Aussie Music Thread
>some people here don't listen to abocore
How do you ozfags eat vegemite? It tastes like eating bouillon cubes.
UK #Cuckservative Prime Minister Applauds #YouAintNoMuslimBruv
VIDEO: UK #Cuckservative Prime Minister Applauds #YouAintNoMuslimBruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e5lqJO-HL0
At a press conference on December 7, UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, delivers a progressive 'rousing' Cuckservative speech in response to the recent terrorist attack at Leytonstone tube station declaring the 'brilliance' of the passer by who said 'You Aint No Muslim Bruv' to the incapacitated Islamic terrorist. While giving minimal attention to the heroism of the people who tackled the knife wielding Jihadi, David Cameron preferred to give greater applause to a cultural phenomenon of vicariously watching horrific events rather than attempting to prevent them.
More focus is given to downplaying and softening the impact of these violent events rather than tackling the issue of why they happen. It's as if resistance to reality is a greater heroism than the actions of people who courageously and selflessly take the initiative in stopping them.
An apologist hashtag isn't going to stem the tide of radicalism among Muslim youth in Western nations. People can close their eyes and ears all the want, but like the baby playing peekaboo, shutting off your own senses doesn't mean you are invisible or immune to the world changing around you.
Politicians prefer apathy, they prefer nativity. #YouAIntNoMuslimBruv represents the blind inability to see whats right in front of you. This is the first case in which apologism for the inspiration of Islamic terrorism is occurring during the event, even while the blood of the victims is still flowing. Most apologists at least have the decency to wait until the event is over.
In a way, the progressives are right, #YouAintNoMuslimBruv does represent Modern Britain. The broken, emasculated society that perpetuates illusion over visceral reality that is boldly expressing itself right in front of their very eyes. Peekaboo!
I realise I probably definitely came to the wrong place for this, but fuck WOW.
Tafe Certificate's
I'm thinking of getting a certificate at Tafe.
what does Aus think?
I'm thinking of getting cert III (and eventually an advanced diploma) in Art Just because I like art
The Spam...
Ok, fellow newfags, and oldfags. We must remember to Global Report all of these spam CP sites. It's getting way too much…
Pic Unrelated.
>Live in Sydney
>Coming home on train
>Peak hour, everyone coming home from work in the city
>All of them grumpy stubborn cunts that have no consideration for anyone but themselves
>Get off train, most of the train piles off to flock to the elevator
>They all barge in as fast as possible because they can't be bothered to take the escalator
>Over weight limit
>Angry commuters looking around, expecting someone else to get out of the elevator, but all are too selfish to actually do so
>almost a full minute of people silently giving each other death stares whilst packed in like sardines
>Finally half of them leave the elevator only to move to another one on the other side of the station
>The escalator is literally right next to the elevator and could have gotten them all out of the station faster than the fucking elevator
>Dumb ass fucking commuters standing around for the next elevator instead of taking the elevator which would have been faster anyway
Sydney commuters are fucking retards but fuck their stupidity is funny
Got any good public transport stories?
Cars of /aus/
What does /aus/ drive?
I am looking at buying a used car for approx $7000
What is good m8s?
What is just a meme car?
Christian Australians Making an Agrarian Community
Christian Australians Making an Agrarian Community
What is Agrarianism?
Agrarianism is the belief that agricultural living is the only true way to achieve true
independence and self-sufficiency.We believe that social, physical and spiritual health
are best preserved within a community that is intimately involved with cultivation.
What kind of Christians is this for?
This is a pan-Christian movement, but modernists are excluded. This movement is for
traditional Christians who wish to preserve the faith.
What does this movement aim to achieve?
The goal of this group is to create a self-sufficient, off-grid, permacultural, traditional
Christian community in either Victoria, New South Wales or Tasmania.
Building an off-grid house is cheap and relatively easy - the only real obstacles are
funding, planning and building.
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Owner names: Mcpherson (Baptist), Ioann (Orthodox)
Join the Skype chat: add "willymcpherson" or "shank.poinglot1"
cunt
Ay cunts,
This might be funny..
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/programs/australians-on-porn/
There was a raid on the poll (since removed) a week ago.
If they don't fuck with the results it could be pretty lulzy.
Airing tonight.
chop chop
he died too soon
Spam
The greatest thing you can do to get people come here is decrease the spam.
Something really needs to be done about it, I'm sure people are trying.
96 never again
https://www.melbourneinstitute.com/downloads/working_paper_series/wp2008n17.pdf
"…gun buybacks appear to be … a policy that helps to placate the public’s fears, the evidence so far suggests
that in the Australian context, the high expenditure incurred to fund the 1996 gun
buyback has not translated into any tangible reductions in terms of firearm deaths."
Dont buy into the mainstream lies.
For those that defend Howard, please explain why you prefer being a cuck than being able to defend yourself from dindu and kebab.
Leytonstone Terror Attack (FULL): The Religion of Peace Strikes Again
VIDEO "Leytonstone Terror Attack (FULL): The Religion of Peace Strikes Again"
In response to #YouAintNoMuslimBruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptnq4qJahS8
Spread around. This one hits home.
"On December 5, an act of terror occurred at Leytonstone tube station in East London, UK. As people were coming home from Christmas shopping on Saturday evening, a man wielding a machete slit the throat of an innocent bystander and injured two others. Some witnesses feared the terrorist intended to behead the man. As the 29 year old alleged Muslim man threatened bystanders, he declared "This is for Syria!. Police nearby were able to subdue the man but only after multiple attempts at tasing him.
This video contains multiple eye witness footage accounts synced together to capture the entire event. One bystander declares "You're not a Muslim, bruv" and yet almost all incidents of terror are committed by Muslims. Studies and statistics show that a rather large minority of Muslims sympathize with these acts, especially among male Muslim youth.
Muslims make up 4% of the population in England and Wales but are a staggering 14% of the Prison population. Violent crime has increase by 23% across England and Wales while Rape crime has increased by 50% yearly in London alone since 2008.
While the bystander may feel that that terrorist was not a follower of Islam, it is very clear that there is substantial evidence to suggest there is a direct link between Islam and crime, particularly violent crime. This is not being addressed and as this climate of fear grows, as the UK continues a foreign policy of destabilization in the Middle East, so too will the climbing crime statistics and incidents of terror. Victims deserve an answer and citizens deserve a justification for both the down right dangerous policy of mass immigration and an aggressive, expensive foreign policy which does not suit the interests of the citizenship and certainly not the victims of failed governments in the Middle East. Under the Conservative government, net migration has hit an all time high despite claims to reduce immigration. As our previous video showed, no one in the UK government is willing to address this despite petitions signed by over a half a million British citizens.
As the video shows, multiple Western governments are seeking to ban this discussion and any opposition to Islam. This is a direct attack upon Freedom of Speech which again, the majority of citizens support and were not asked if they wanted prohibited.
Islam is NOT a Religion of Peace. We suggest viewers watch the videos of David Wood who breaks down Quranic texts and exposes the inherent nature of Islam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id30lq1PS2I
Another suggestion would be to watch Bill Warner's video which shows the history of aggressive Islamic expansionism over 1300 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_To-cV94Bo
This is NOT a video justifying the continued destabilization in the Middle East. We directly oppose any further intervention in an already complicated situation which will only provoke more violence and backlash. It is this very destabilization which has led to the catastrophe of the Migrant Crisis flooding Europe which Europeans neither asked for and certainly do not support.
Governments need to answer for their policies which the vast super majority of citizens do NOT support.."
LOOK AT THIS STUPID
I interrupt the edgy seppos to post this.
>Designated shit spread
/austech/ NSW Maps released as Open Data
Neat– all those Topo maps that you had to buy, are now available as WMS/REST/SOAP services..
http://www.lpi.nsw.gov.au/mapping_and_imagery/lpi_web_services
http://www.lpi.nsw.gov.au/mapping_and_imagery/lpi_web_services/access_lpi_web_services
http://maps.six.nsw.gov.au/arcgis/rest/services/public/NSW_Imagery/MapServer
fauna flora
http://www.birdlife.org.au/all-about-birds/australias-birds/find-a-bird/
Whats the deal with bosses and their obsession with people having licenses and vehicles?
like fuck off I'm not going to risk my life every day so I can go to a place I hate whilst supporting some inbred sheiks in the middle east with my fuel money
general job thread or whatever fuck everything fuck being a wageslave fuck my life end rant I can't handle the bants
School Sexting
SWEET he got pics
Oh it was dudes….
nuke chinks when???
join us we want friend
teamspeak ip:
tssyd1.vilayer.com:9992
be our friend C:
Muh innernetting
Anyone else have fucking huge net issues the last 2 hours? I wasn't able to connect at all for most of it. Fucking optus the cunts.
Stereosonic Fights 2015
Where the fuck are all the good fight vids? I love watching these fucking ape-people batter the shit out of each other
YEO M890897
MATE MATE MTAE HEIL MATEOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI KOALA OALAOALA BING BONG CHONG DONG AAYAYYAYAYYAYAYY HEIL
I love cats and SATAN IS BESTEST NIGGARh
media cunts
oi
So this bloke got asked to take his artwork down from Facebook because is not proved by the perth fashion festival and it offends telstra cunts and perth women.
Sydney v.s Melbourne
Alright cunts, it's time to settle this question once and for all.
Out of the 2 biggest Aussie cities, Sydney and Melbourne, which one is less shit?
Perth Train Day
Conspiracy theories ITT.
Perth trains are fucked.
1. Terrorists cutting off our power from Kwinana.
2. Terrorists jumping in front of trains.
3. Terrorists bomb threat.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/30207355/glitch-causing-perth-train-chaos/
Court Issues
Hey cunts,
I have a court matter coming up (first mentions) in qld and am wondering what experience you all have with the justice system, specifically qld.
I was charged with drug dealing after being ratted on by one of my clients. I was only small time and only sold weed i grew myself. Given i have a clean record and only was ever small time and helped the detectives, what are my chances at not going to jail?
Is there anything else i should do to sucker up to the prosecutors?
>tfw we'll never have anything like this on air in our country again
How easy it is to get job in Australia? I want to move away from cold and darkness.
ADVERT COMPETITION
So I was thinking for a bit of fun we could set up some ads on the new 8ch ad system. However we have two things to get out of the way first:
1. The fun part - we need ads. In this thread please post your submissions. They must be 728x90 banners. The manner in which you depict /aus/ is up to you - a place for banter, a place for shitposting, a place for sharing illegal stolen nudes of aussie girls obeying Australian Federal laws, a place for fine Strayan culture - whatever you want. Just make sure they're attention grabbing!
2. The not so fun part - funding. I'm willing to chip in about $20 each month (my own personal budget depending), which would buy us one (1) global ad for 24 hours, or it would buy us x4 $5 targeted ads, each lasting 24 hours (could use them to just target high user count boards such as /pol/ and /v/).
Let me know in this thread how many of you, if any, would also be willing to make small contributions. If there's enough of you then I'll set up a paypal account that you can pay into for the ads.
Hopefully if our ad campaign is successful it'll give us a little (permanent) boost to our user count. I know that during the SA Fappening a large number of new users posted on here saying they were Australian 8ch users who had never even known that /aus/ existed - these are the kind of people we want to get the attention of.
As usual my email address if you want to contact me privately is shlomogoldstein@national.shitposting.agency
Hey /aus/,
Help fight mandatory data retention and help out with the EFA's campaign http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=d847aa4388d7d9cd6b793ee6b&id=995a3f2b73&e=574eef8b47
A fucking cunt gets away with cold blooded murder
Women proven again to be a privileged class in this cuckold society.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/boy-asks-judge-to-keep-mum-in-prison-20151104-gkr1ks.html
VIDEO: "Zionist MP Dismisses Popular Anti-Immigration Petition in UK Parliament"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esGHUAZlF58
Hide your shekels & attempt to contain your sides. You've never seen such kvetching in your life. A survivor of the Spanish Inquisition is here to tell you why a popular petition against immigration in the UK is offensive.
Great evening, /aus/.
Have you let your children be massacred and raped as payback for those evil white colonists bursting into our nothing and giving us lovely things like modern technology, the wheel, written language and a life expectancy higher than 40 yet?
#myland
#Abopride
THE BOARDING HOUSE BLIGHT: EP I the phantom faggots
There are men who speak out against corruption, and achieve only an early grave. There are men who embrace corruption only to have it swallow them whole. And then there are men who stand against corruption, and do not show their fear. Sit back, you motherfuckers, and I shall tell you an epic tale of betrayal, hatred and revenge.
>Be 17 year old me. Normie (slightly)
>Have been boarding in Australian boarding school for 4 years now.
>Australian myself, but has spent most of life abroad, due to dads work, went to boarding school because I got sick and tired of it.
>Didn't make much friends, as I never saw the point in making friends as they'd either betray of leave me/I'd leave them. and there were a few cunts here and there who picked on the junior years and the asian students. Made me feel sick.
>Food is shit, video game sites are blocked, and social media sites are only open for an hour max.
>Showers are mouldy and full of pubes.
>But overall, it wasn't such a bad environment.
>We were starting to see a new change.
>Faggots who picked on junior years were either asked to leave, or were graduating hence hardly anymore bullying.
>House master was genuinely nice bloke. Cool as AF, chill surfer dude with a wife and two kids. Let's call him Robbie. Very sociable, treated everyone fairly and equally, saw the potential in people. His punishments for those who disobeyed the school rules were just and fair.
>thisismyswamp.gif
>Some of the other boarding house teachers occasionally stepped out of line, but Rob would always put them in their place.
>Overall, wanted to maintain a mutual level of respect between teachers and students.
>Also heard of plans he was making to improve the house food and facilities.
>Recently made friends with a chill bloke, who we shall call Caine. Indigenous fella, stoner, but maximum chill points.
>Feelsgoodman.
>But Robbie had to retire.
>wellshit.jpeg.
>New of a new boarding house master comes in, along with a new wave of other teachers.
>All from UK.
>Never held anything against Brits, but these ones seemed a little too strict.
>I was confident it'd be nothing.
>Little did I know that this was the beginning of the end.
Gronk cunts
add me on steam you paki dogs
give me your steam user and i'll add you and we can game in aussie friendship
btw
cuck yourself
Bloody hell mate
G'day ya cunts.
white student union
https://www.facebook.com/UQWSU
If anyone has sockpuppet accounts handy, please like. The Americans are having all the fun with this.
Does anyone here have either year 7/8/9/10 digital copies of its maths textbook in nsw? E.g. Signpost maths, century maths
I am a 25yr old ausbot who never took maths and now lack confidence to enrol in further education. Actually i should be fine if i enrol (i think) but i want to study the maths textbooks to get over psychological barrier and build some sort of confidence
I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS
Australian Muslim Party
https://web.archive.org/web/20151116125250/http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-16/new-australian-muslim-party-confident-of-election-run/6946152 (because archive.is is being a piece of shit right now)
A political party representing Australian Muslims has been launched, with its sights set on winning a Senate seat at the next election.
Western Sydney man Diaa Mohamed has unveiled The Australian Muslim Party, and is confident of signing up the 500 members needed to allow it to register for the Senate ballot paper.
He told AM the party would provide a platform for his community on the national political stage, after criticism that "Muslims were not loud enough" in the public debate.
"Maybe it is because we didn't know how, or we were a bit too fragmented, so hopefully this will at least give us that opportunity," Mr Mohamed said.
Mr Mohamed also defended the decision to launch the party in the wake of the Paris terrorist attacks, revealing he and his supporters almost called off the launch.
"We gave it some thought," he said.
"There are going to be a lot of questions raised in the coming days of the events recently, and this is the whole reason we created this party.
"So it is as good a time as any to launch it."
He said the party was also formed in response to growing political activism against Islam.
"Four or five anti-Islamic parties are being created and we thought we need to do something to address that," Mr Mohamed said.
One of those anti-Islam parties is the recently launched Love Australia or Leave party, founded by Townsville-based Kim Vuga — a former star of the SBS reality TV show Go Back To Where You Came From.
She too is gathering signatures to register the party and contest a Senate spot at the next election.
Ms Vuga said she was not aware of plans to launch the Australian Muslim Party.
"We do have freedom and democracy in our country, however I think that is going to shock quite a few people," she said.
>pic related: yfw
Fire couple trash Gold Coast mansion rented by Clive Palmer
> A $1,000 per week luxury Gold Coast rental house which Clive Palmer gifted to a Beenleigh family who lost their toddler son in a house fire, faces a $100,000 repair bill.
> Jaryd Campbell and Belinda Warwick prompted a nationwide outpouring of sympathy when they lost their two-year-old son Roman and all their possessions in a house fire in Beenleigh, south of Brisbane, in May.
> The couple's lease ended this week and when the real estate agent arrived to do their final inspection prior to the owner's return from Singapore, they found the condition of the home so poor, the damage bill could potentially run as high as $100,000.
> In addition to the damage to the house, the family abandoned boxes of toys and other goods donated to them by people touched by their story, along with two cats, which had soiled the floors.
> A car Mr Palmer had donated was also damaged and left behind, also filled with donated items.
> "We had a discussion last night with the family and basically pointed out our disappointment, they're sadly trying to play it down," he said.
> "It was a very kind gesture from the house buyer back in May, the community and all of Australia rallied and assisted us with getting this family back on their feet and rent free."
…and they're laughing at everyone who thought they were battlers, when they're really just fuckwits who had 6 kids who got in to play everyone for suckers.
Challenge to commemorate the massacre in France by Islamists
And avenge. Who is up? Toss a pig's head or any other major pig body part into a mosque undetected? Think anybody here can do that? Any mosque in Australia would do but if you can get Lakemba mosque it would be gold.
ADF
Anyone here have any experience with the army?
Was thinking about joining the reserves or possible doing two years as a enlisted member
Did we ever have Australian Culture?
Do we have anything?
>tfw aussie internet
this is a thread to complain about how shit your internet is, let out all your anger
Reminder that aussie slags don't deserve chivalry.
qanda time cunts
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
Tonight's Panel
Christophe Lecourtier - French Ambassador to Australia
Christopher Pyne - Industry, Innovation and Science Minister
Kate Ellis - Shadow Minister for Education and Early Childhood
Nick Xenophon - South Australia Independent Senator
Andrew MacLeod - Former UN Official
Holly Ransom - Entrepreneur and Youth Advocate
Mindblowing anti-hate website
That feel when you consider yourself a National Socialist.
Outright, with a cohesive world view built on a lot of personal experience and an enormous amount of thought.
Had been headed this way for a while and had been 'merchant aware' for a while but had a bit of a detour over the past year.
wat
Muslim Party will further divide nation says Love Australia or Leave Party
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!
Getting multiple med scripts from GPs
So I've got one GP who's giving me Duramine because I'm a fat cunt and want to lose some weight. But I also have a mate who is willing to pay an extra 40 for the script. I have 4 GP clinics in my greater area, anyone know they share client info? Could I get multiple scripts?
Cheers cunts.