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NEET General #204 - Not Dead Yet Edition

OLD >>190617

Well neetos things are changing a bit, but hopefully some of us stick around for the next 751

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How does this makes you feel, cunt?

75 characters? well that's unexpected from you sub-humans. Very well, let me just tell ya this vid is fucking great for working out, I watch it and them I got this urge to punch and rip and muder, I been working out 3 hour staright now.

Good stuff lads.

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/aus/ how do I become a banter master?

I want to be a sick cunt

Is it genetic?

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Antipodean Resistance Strikes Again


>"We have a chapter in most major cities in Australia, and while we don't discuss numbers, we're sure we have more recruits than you'd like us to have."

>"If they've gone through the training and they're building this mentality of conflict and being able to carry weapons or firearms, and being able to use self defence, then it just takes something to trigger some sort of violent act.

>They are about violence and hatred. This is not about expressing an opinion or participating in a civil debate. This is about killing people."

They got a fucking article of the leftie den of filth known as ABC.

Guys are they Australia's American Nazi Party?

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If we stopped all immigration into Australia, where would we get all our Asian girlfriends?

Check mate racists.

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WA Exit

WA Liberal Party members have passed a WAxit motion for a committee to examine if the state could become financially independent.

"It doesn't just go to the GST. We send a significant amount of revenue in the form of income tax … capital gains tax, superannuation contributions' tax all goes to Canberra.

The motion was passed 89 votes to 73.


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CUNT HUNT: walled aly

the hunt is on lads!

gather any info you can and be sure to spread it


this faggot goes to work everyday like the rest of us

>what car does he drive

>where does he live

>what's his route to work

>where has he been spotted

set up a perimeter and track him down!

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Guess who got a new job?

Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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Unban Monk

Dear Board Owner.

Today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is a general thread from most of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke. He has a habit of getting drunk and can be fairly impulsive and stupid at times but he does mean well and isn't a real threat to anyone other than himself.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

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you wot

Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

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an abbo elder has spoken out against africans running a muck in Melbourne

shit is about to get violent boys

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Apex and other niggers

alright Victoria you're up!

niggers have been running rampant, and vic cops have proven inept, so now we have to pick up the slack.

time to gather info on African invaders and see what kind of memes we can brew before the issue spreads to other states.



>criminal backgrounds

gather all you can and report here so anons can spread info to god knows who

we got your back Victoria …time to get some niggers lynched

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Well sheeiiiitttt Auschan still somewhat exists. Haven’t been on auschan.org in about a decade but it’s now here.

Well then, any originals here?

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>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that

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It's happening. The Clinton foundation

Formal complaints to the FBI regarding suspect Australian taxpayer donations to theClinton Foundation.

You will be aware that criminal investigations involving the Clinton Foundation are now underway in the United States.

I have been asked to provide the FBI with further and better particulars about allegations regarding improper donations to the CF funded by Australian taxpayers.

I am now preparing complaints/referrals to the FBI regarding the following matters:


A $25M financial advantage dishonestly obtained by deception in the 22 February 2006 MOU between

the Australian Government and

the Clinton Presidential Library and

the Clinton HIV/Aids Initiative Inc (CHAI) -

Offenders Bill CLINTON and Alexander DOWNER.


The corrupt October 2006 backdating of false tender advertisements purporting to advertise the availability of

a $15M contract to provide HIV/Aids services in PNG

on behalf of the Australian Government,

after an agreement was already in place to pay the Clinton Foundation and/or associates.

Offenders Bill CLINTON and Alexander DOWNER


The unlawful and corrupt incorporation of an incorporated association known as

the "William J. Clinton Foundation HIV/Aids Initiative - PNG" - which took place

between 21 August 2006 and 10:03AM on 24 August 2006 - at

Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea

Offenders Ruby SHANG and Bill CLINTON and certain PNG officials


The $10M financial advantage dishonestly obtained by deception

between 1 April 2008 and 25 September 2008, at

Washington DC, New York NY and Canberra Australia, involving an MOU between

the Australian Government,

the "Clinton Climate Initiative" and

the purported "Global Carbon Capture and Storage Institute Inc"

Offenders Kevin Michael RUDD, Bill CLINTON, Hillary CLINTON


The $14M financial advantage dishonestly obtained by deception

during September 2012 at

Canberra Australia and New York NY, involving the award of

a contract to the Clinton Foundation to design and build a carbon accounting scheme in Kenya

on behalf of The Australian Government; and

certain financial advantages obtained by Julia GILLARD as a result of the corrupt payments made under the purported contract, commonly known as the Clinton Foundation "Pay to Play" scheme

Offenders Julie Eileen GILLARD, then US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham CLINTON and Greg COMBET


The $88M financial advantage dishonestly obtained by deception

on 22 September 2014 at

New York NY, involving

a MOU between the Australian Government and certain Clinton Foundation entities

which purported to retrospectively erase the "Clinton HIV/Aids Initiative Inc" (CHAI) as a contracting party with the Australian Government, and replace it with

the "Clinton Health Access Initiative Inc" (CHAI)

Offenders - Julie BISHOP and Bill CLINTON

I am also preparing to file a private criminal prosecution of GILLARD in an Australian court along with formal advice to the Commonwealth Director of Public Prosecutions regarding the charges GILLARD will face.


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let’s say I happen to be a doctor/healthcare professional and I decided to move my practice to straya. is this a good idea, why or why not? are aussies in general, good patients?

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Hey mates, me and a bud are making a Moon Man game inspired by Ethnic Cleansing and L4D2. The lad who made the excellent Moon Man model granted us its use in the game.

We were hoping you cunts could give us some voices for the niggers.

We need lines like "Muh fugga" "Mupdi doo" "Muh dick" and others.

Probably some death groans too if you can manage.

Game is non-profit and made for fun.

Uploaded mp3s are preferred but you can use vocaroo if it's easier.

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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audio visual room

new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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NEET General #203 - Vale Monk Edition

"He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone."

RIP Monk.

Old thread: >>189811

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NEET General #202 - Carry on NEETs Edition

Let's have a nice comfy thread please NEETs. Please have any lewd images spoilered, and not that many posted at all.

Old thread: >>189028

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Where the fuck can I buy me some cryptocurrencies, coinbase only letting me buy $250 a week

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NEET General #201 - A New Era Begins edition

Ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks

The /pol/ phase has ended in a chaotic eruption of ree's and cheers as the dawn of the new day begins.

OLD >>188219

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Self Improvement

Self Improvement General #1

For all the cunts that have something good they wanna work and get better at.

The general is for

>updating your progress

>keeping each other accountable

>asking and giving help

>journalling thoughts and ideas

What are you goals anon?

most of this thread is gonna be me shitposting about myself

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NEET General #200: Brotherhood of the Traveling Cumdies

We have officially reached the point of no return. Anyone aboard the Australian NEET general train will be here for the end of time.

IRC: At this point we've spent so much time together that we should be communicating telepathically

OLD: >>187502

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/aus/ Computing General #1

Intention: A general thread for computer questions, show-offs, speculation and news. As to not clog up the NEET/Wagie Generals. Ozbargain, Aliexpress or Ebay links are encouraged, especially for the NEETs who need to save every cent.

What OS are you running? Hardware? Have you got any projects that you are thinking of?

I'm running Manjaro with i3 as another person had suggested from here, switching to Lubuntu soon. Gonna swap out parts through Gumtree or buy brand new possibly.

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NEET general #199 almost there edition

Have you been to dans recently NEETbois

Remember Dan will always love you

200 is next thread holy shit

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Australia is beyond saving.

Just cuck my shit up

Australian Rugby has a new leader…

The female version of Robert Smith from "the Cure"

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NEET General #198 - A Choice Must Be Made edition

OLD >>185908

Nature is at work. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives us love and hate, jealousy and reverence. All that is ours is the power to choose which impulse we shall follow.

Make the right choice NEETs

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Did any of you hear about this?


We must lower immigration from over 200,000 back to 70,000: Sustainable Australia

Dick Smith has joined a political party for the first time – the federally registered Sustainable Australia – and will be helping the party register for the NSW State election.

There is great synergy between Dick Smith and Sustainable Australia, with a shared call to lower Australia’s record annual immigration intake from over 200,000 back to the long-term average of 70,000. This would have no impact on the refugee intake of around 14-20,000.

>btw not shilling the party, vote for who you like. I'd never heard of these guys before now

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/aus/ OC thread

Post /aus/ OC, discuss and give ideas for OC

Some good free editing programs



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NEET General #197 - HOT Edition

I hope you are doing your best to stay cool NEETs. Especially if you are a larger NEET.

Old thread: >>185148

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Aussie Cops leading the way....

…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.



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NEET General #196 STOP Edition

Official NEET shirt. I expect you to be wearing this in public.

What little changes have you made so far in 2018?

OLD : >>184363

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>work 37.5 hour weeks from afternoon to night

>don't watch talmudvision

>apparently a whole lot of shit happened

>be a filthy foreigner who wants to protect 'Stralian values

Where do I go to kill homosex abominations? Please tell date and time.

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NEET Gen195eral # NEET Erotica Edition

A continuation of the ongoing NEET saga, now getting to the steamy bits. Even NEETs need intimacy. Or to be able to be a voyeur to someone else's.

Old thread: >>183574

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Who is Luke Mckee and why does he keep getting banned?

He types like a sperg and is often confusing, but the thread he had up about the NZ government corruption was interesting. Why is he disliked so much?

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NEET General #194 Hooning For Tracy edition

OLD >>182814

Broom Broom




ting ting ting


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saving australia

this country is beyond in the fucking shit

we have to band together and do something before the aussie dream is dead and buried

we have to identify all our problems and address every single one if anything is going to change

we cant just meme about nuking Melbourne anymore …shit has to change right fucking now

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NEET General #193 - Sex Tourism Edition

We really need to stop letting the threads die without a new one linked.

Old: >>182045

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NEET General #192 - A New Year, A New Hope edition

OLD >>181283

Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.

Any resolutions?

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Happy new year, worst hemisphere!

And now we wait for the rest of the civilised world to catch up…

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NEET General #191 - New Year's Eve Edition

Old thread: >>180476

Who is getting on the piss tonight? All of you degenerates I bet.

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Where do you live?

>do you rent, own, NEET?

>how much it cost

>what is the worst thing about your neighbour hood

>do you want to move somewhere else?

I live and grew up in Sydney, in the north. I fucking hate this place more and more everyday. It was good when i was a lid buy actually leaving my suburb have living around the city is awful. The public transport is shit, i have a car and the roads are even worse, the living cost is also huge. My gf pay $250 a week for a room in a shitty apartment. I hate the crowds and the noise, i would leave to anywhere where i can find work.

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Where did he go anons? He states he was an 8channerso why he stop does anyone know?

If there was any time that we needed him it's now :(

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NEET General #190 - Alcohol Free New Year edition

OLD >>179728

Just because chad does it doesn't mean you should. If chad jumped off a cliff would you? I didn't think so. You might think he's really cool because his gooncave is 2 stories high and he is a prettyboi but that doesn't change the fact that he is a bad influence on you lowly NEETs starved for companionship.

Get your shit together.

You too monk, have three days sober because we care

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NEET General #189 - Alcoholics Anonymous Edtion

PREV : >>178953

Nothing to say here I'm drunk as fuck. Probs gonna sleep.

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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NEET General #188 heil goonsacks edition

What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?

Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?

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NEET General #187 Dansmas edition

Now that Christmas and boxing day are over are you going to Dans

Remember NEETys Dans will always love you

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NEET General #186 - Christmas Night Edition

Old thread: >>176633

I hope you NEETs ate and drank and were merry today. I know it can be stressful for some of us being around all the normie relatives.

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NEET General #185 - 1 night until Christmas edition

Remember to stay comfy.

OLD >>175863

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Naughty or Nice?

Merry Christmas Lads,

Hopefully most of you have been on you're best behavior

Has Santa brought you any gifts this year?

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Thanks Elon

Musk battery just kicked in and saved my fellow Adelaidefags from annudah blackout.

Say thanks.

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Secularism is causing white genocide.

Lots of you blame white genocide on the Jews, feminism, socialism, or capitalism, but it's all bullshit. The bottom line is that irreligious people don't have kids, no matter what colour they are. This is true in every country on Earth, whether or not it has a white majority.

I have been openly atheist since 14 (I'm now 25), but I am taking Catechism this year because atheism/agnosticism/"spiritual but not religious" is almost as effective as getting a vasectomy because religious women will not marry you if you are an atheist and secular women squeeze out one downie at 35 after spending a lifetime "finding themselves" on the cock carousel.

Do not join a cucked church, even if your family comes from one. If you're from a Protestant family, become Mormon or Evangelical. If you're from a Catholic family, rejoin the Church and attend Latin mass with the traditionalists. If you're Orthodox, keep doing what you're doing.

This is the most practical advice for ending white genocide today, and it doesn't involve any wacky politics, activism, or other bullshit. It involves you getting your ass out of bed on Sunday and going to church.

I still don't believe in God, but I don't care, because reversing white genocide is more important. Secular women are trash anyway, and collect bastard children like stamps. This is why bastard children are the norm in Nordic countries.



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NEET General #184 - Rushed Edition

OLD >>175075

Make the threads early you doll bludgeon cunts. More characters to be honest neets.

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NEET General #183 - Solstice Edition

OLD >>174282

So what are youse cunts doing for the longest day of the year? Got a nice sacrifice or two planned? Don't forget to do your christmas shopping too, your mummybot deserves something nice from her special little boy.

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Food in Australia

One of the only good things to happen in this country in the last 20 years is that the price of takeaway has come down, so much that there is no reason to ever cook again if you want to save money.

Chicken breast is 10$/kilo where I live, when you can buy an Indian takeaway for the same amount with 2 curries and rice, half the amount of chicken but its a full meal with the rice and its convenient.

Cooking is an absolute meme, the only people who push it are boomers and they will never catch on to anything.


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Aus Nude Repository

Hey cunts, a few years ago I found a site full of nudes of girls sorted by state, but I've since forgotton the URL and lost the pics I had saved. Anyone lend a hand?

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NEET General #182 - No scary pepes here edition

OLD >>173558

Suck a fat dick mate.

That'll fucking teach you wont it? Shouldn't've fucking told us that you needed to post it and just did it.

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NEET General #181 - Life still goes on edition

OLD >>172784

Post an interesting point that you think most people wouldn't know.

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Looking for a VPN for my phone.


I’m a farmer deep in bush and I’m looking for a VPN. My mate Freddy told me to come see you fellas.

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Apparently Australia has a huge crystal meth epidemic.

Why is that? Also is it the same shit that's over in the states or is it different in any way?

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NEET General #180 - Dan Edition

Less than two weeks left in the year, have you gone down to Dan Murphy's to buy some goon for Christmas and New Year's Eve?

OLD: >>171994

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immigration to Australia

Would you say Australia is less cucked than Canada? Looking to get away from this shithole. We're already 3% Muslim and rising fast.

Before anyone asks, yes I'm 100% white. (Mostly British.)

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NEET General #179 - Simpsons on channel 10 edition

Only 1 more weekend day to get through until weekday peacefulness.

OLD: >>171217

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God Damn Fucking Faggots

The people in this thread need a healthy dose of reality stat.


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NEET General #178 - NEETs of Size Edition

Old Thread: >>170425

This edition of the NEET General is dedicated to all our large NEETs. God bless them and their appetites.

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NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

OLD >>169583

Last week before kids are on school holidays and wagies stop wageing edition

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Arguing with Leftists - Racial Violence in Australia

Found some resources recently (on kikepedia no less) which shows the majority of racial violence in Australia is committed by non-whites against other non-whites. Thought some here might find it interesting.

Pre colonisation

>Various examples of violence have been attributed to racial factors during the recorded history of Australia since white settlement, and a level of intertribal rivalry and violence among Indigenous Australians pre-dates the arrival of white settlers from Britain in 1788.

Broome Race Riots

>In 1920, Japanese residents of Broome in Western Australia attacked Timorese living there. The racial violence continued for a week, and was the most violent in the last century. 60 people were injured and 7 killed.

Ethnic Groups Organized Crime (Sydney gang rapes)

>The Sydney gang rapes were a series of gang rape attacks committed by a group of up to fourteen Lebanese Australian men led by Bilal Skaf against white Australian teenage girls, as young as 14, in Sydney Australia in 2000. The crimes were described as ethnically motivated hate crimes by officials and commentators.

Attacks against Indian Students

>In Sydney, around 150 – 200 Indian men gathered to protest against police inaction about attacks on them by Lebanese Australian Youths in Harris Park, in the city's west. Groups of Lebanese youths from the area also attended the scene resulting in some clashes, though police presence stopped further affray. The protest went on for three days. Australian High Commissioner to India John McCarthy said that there was an element of racism involved in the attacks on Indians.

https:// en.wikipedia.org


I bring this up because by now most of you should have heard about the large gang fight in Southern Perth that left 2 stabbed and one dead. I'm trying to find as much news about the event as possible as to prove the ethnicity of the "youths" involved.

Anyone have any other examples or resources to share?

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NEET General #176 - If you love something, sometimes you need to let it go.

OLD >>168762

Is the Melbournian the issue?

What should he do to help us as a whole?

We will just be a distant memory for him one day and he will know that he did the right thing.

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Gays dance and fuck in Flinders Street station? No biggie my dudes.

So this is the power of the Yes vote.


https:// www. pedestrian .tv/news/two-men-stripped-naked-rooted-flinders-st-station/

Compare this unhinged, twitsed article that Pedoyassstrian penned to a standard lamestream media which looks high journalism in comparison


https://www. 9news .com.au/national/2017/11/27/10/03/naked-men-arrested-after-lewd-act-at-flinders-street-station

A lot of gay shit has happened in Melbourne but we're off the cliff edge now. This will get memory hole'd in favour of brave Manus Island refugees who left all the women behind in their peaceful African nations to get gibs and white wimminz

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Why the fuck is Johnny Howard wearing a yarmulke? Why is Turnbull allowed to be so blatantly kike? Was the mass non-white immigration implemented during the Howard Government related to him wearing jewish clothing?

pic related, Johnny applauding at the reception for PM Netanyahu

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Turnbull wants to change section 44 to allow foreign born citizens in Parliament.


His piece of shit party is in ruins after constant scandals and losing out to labour now the PM of the Cayman Islands wants to use this scandal to give the (((tribe))) its wet dream. The POS wants to use this crisis in HIS government to change the constitution to allow foreign born fuckers to sit in our Parliament.

Turnbull asks for section 44 to be looked at over citizenship issues – politics live

>A bit of movement on section 44, and it is not just looking at citizenship.

>This has just popped up from Malcolm Turnbull’s office:

>Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters to examine operation of section 44

>Today I have referred a number of matters relating to citizenship and the operation of section 44 of the constitution to the joint standing committee on electoral matters (JSCEM) and released the terms of reference.

>Australia is the most successful multicultural society in the world and around a half of our citizens were either born overseas or have a parent born overseas. These Australians may be citizens of another country and, as we have seen with several members and senators, not be aware of it.

>I have asked the JSCEM to examine how our electoral laws can be improved to minimise the risk of candidates being found to be ineligible in the future and what, if any, changes should be made to section 44(i) of the constitution.

>JSCEM is also being asked to review the operation of section 44 of the constitution as a whole, as other provisions have raised questions regarding eligibility.

>Australians expect us to resolve the citizenship issue once and for all. The government has already acted to resolve the citizenship issues affecting the current parliament. This inquiry will help us ensure similar issues do not affect future parliaments.

>More information and the terms of reference can be found at:

https:// www.aph.gov.au


Its via the Guardian, can't be fucked archiving. This is it lads, the finally betrayal before this piece of shit gets annihilated at the next election. Kerry Packer should have made good on his threat to off this prick back in the 90s, would have done us all a favour.

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NEET General #175 - Improving NEETs Edition

Old thread: >>167959

How is self improvement 2017 going NEETs? What do you need to do to improve yourself and make yourself fit for society in 2018?

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/aus/gen #1 Great Southern Cunt

Too many wagies in the NEET Thread to be honest, so might as Make a general /aus/ general

Feel free to talk about Dans, Seppos, Woolies Cheesecakes and making seppos fuck off

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NEET General #174 - The Bad Touch Edition


Remember, nameneets are not allowed to touch your no no areas. Stay strong, neets.

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NEET General #173 - Wholesome Edition

Lets clean up our acts NEETs. Lets have a nice comfy thread, free of curry-stained Poojeta arse holes, abo dicks and all other unsavoury pollutants.

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NEET General #172 - Rama Rama Edition

OLD >>165666

Remember: In the van not in the man. Also the neet that gets quints must buy a goon bag for everyone here. That's 60 whole neetbux worth of goon for the brainlets in the audience who aren't good at math.

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Calorie Counting

Any fellow fat cunts out there calorie counting?

Fuck all other diets, just make sure you use more energy than you put in. Simple.

I'm keeping it under 400 per day (RDI is 2,000) and walking 500 metres 3 times a day. 500 metres is a return trip to my mailbox.

I've been losing 500g a day for four weeks now. I'm still at 150kg, so I reckon another 30kg to go. (I'm tall and kinda built, underneath it all)

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Are most abos this likeable, amiable, docile, good natured, kind, loyal and trustworthy?

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NEET General #171 - There can only be one edition

OLD >>164892

Who will win the battle of the elderNEETs?

grumblebumNEET or seniledelinquentNEET?

my money's on seniledelinquentNEET, he isn't as old but at least he isn't a sooky-la-la

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Gippsland Report In


East Gippsland Reporting in

>tfw stacy and chad goes to races while i sit here

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NEET General #170 - Summer Love Edition

OLD >>164080

All NEETs deserve to be loved, my friends. Seventy Five Characters.

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>mfw I saw an actual jew today

I didn't think they were real. Hold me, /aus/.

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>yfw beta males with male order chinks will be the death of Australia


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NEET General #169 - Quality Discussion Edition

OLD >>163306

Let us elucidate on the most intriguing issues of our times. Also the 69 edition was 100 ago now, what the fuck. Won't be long before we hit the weed number now.

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fugg obb were ful :DDDDDDD

No you're not, motherfuckers. I can see it right here, you have plenty of space!




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Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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So I'm going for a trip for a few weeks to New Zealand in six months, and just reading about it I'm seriously thinking about moving there.

They seem alot less cucked. Taxed less, better guns laws, airsoft, cheaper living, less coloured people (I hope?)

Anyone living in New Zealand or been there that can tell me a little about it? I'm just so sick of this cuckhole of a nanny state, and you pretty much get all the rights of a NZ Citizen just by being Australian if you go there, so is it a viable alternative?

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maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead


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NEET General #167 - Monk Mode Edition

167 is a pretty high number. Your average neet would give up before it when attempting to count.

OLD >>161738

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Poor autist fag here

Been held up in a granny flat for 6 months in relative seclusion, procrastinated for awhile but finally getting my first pay from centerlink on friday ($440). What should I spend it on?

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what are our thoughts on bike gangs and groups in Australia?

are they gonna save us?

any members browse here?

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NEET General #166 - Return To Your Roots


You know it's the right choice. Nectar of the NEETgod, the holy soma of the lowly man, ballsweat of KeK himself.

Don't deny what's in your blood. You don't need these fancy poofter drinks to fit in here.

OLD >>160984

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NEET General #165 - BattleNEETs Edition

Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts




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NEET General #164 - No GF 2017 Edition

Since we all know that GF 2017 was a normie trap, let's celebrate the opposite

OLD >>159437

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Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

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Fake a Doctor's Certificate for me

Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?

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NEET General #163 - Six Naughty NEETs Edition



That's 125 posts apiece in a single day. You really are half a dozen degenerates.

See you tomorrow night for 164

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NEET General #162 - (Employ)Mentally Challenged Edition

OLD >>157930

Not keen on how fast these are moving, some of your mummybots need to take your modems away for a bit. Anyway, summer is almost here once again. Feels like just yesterday that we hit 100 generals.

Also it's early because some dumbcunts try to shitpost to 750 so we can't link the new one.

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NEET General #161 - Autistic Speed Posting Edition

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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NEET General #160 - Near End of Year Despair Edition

Last Thread >>156382

Do you know what's happening for you in 2018?

How are you handling the heat?

I fear that people here are going to commit suicide.

Just getting that eery feeling.

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results, pretty gay

side bar has % by ' Federal Electoral Divisions',


and a map


>lowest participation award goes to NT, at 58.4%

>least pozzed division award goes to NSW's Blaxland, at 73.9% No

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Topless Richmond fan

If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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NEET General #159 - Probably A Duplicate Edition

Fuck sake mates

OLD >>155559

Lets spend the next 750 working out how to avoid shitposters killing the thread

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NEET General #158 - I dreamed of tendies Edition

Old thread: >>154748

Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?

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CBTS:au #1 - Movers n Shakers edition

Hi /aus

not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest

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NEET General #157 No Fuck Ups Edition

Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.

Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.

I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.

I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.

I made a mistake last thread sorry.

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NEET General #156 - NEET NoFriends Edition

OLD >>153158

This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?

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I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.

There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?


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NEET General #155 - Neetus Interrruptus Edition

Old Thread: >>152358

We need to start getting better at making these in time.

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What area in NSW has the most abos?

Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?

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who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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I've just come to the conclusion

there's only 3 types of people in Australia



>uni art fags

so /aus/ which are you?

>i'm a worker btw

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Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.

Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.

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NEET General 154 Cheesecake Edition

Don't fall for wagie lies and that Cheesecake is the true path

captcha: aznsfb

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Look at all these Pilbarra Pedos!

>~30 men, ~300 charges.

>22-69 years old, some with previous histories.


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Bump While Drunk

A thread for booze, drinking tips and drinking mixes.

Ive been drinking port and soda. Its actually very nice much better than goon, i bought a bottle like pic related for $10, 10 standard drinks. Mixed with soda its much more drink able almost tastes like a spiced rum, i sometimes add a squeze of lime.

And other good cheap drinks?

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Why do you goyim resist the inevitable change that is coming?

Why do Ausfailians resist their Chinese heritage?

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NEET General 153 Great Southern Meme edition

Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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Abo stuff

My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."


It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, no one has even viewed this from a critical standpoint.

There is no reason this slut should be commemorated in anyway, fuck women in the ADF, fuck you brass for forcing this shit on us.

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NEET General #152 - Regular Edition

It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.





It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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NEET General #151 Dumb Cunt OP of #150 is a failure

Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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NEET General #150 - 'breaking down in max edition' edition

The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?



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NEET General #149 - Quantity > Quality Edition

Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.


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NEET General #148 - Gas the Gook edition

Old: https://8ch.net/aus/res/146640.html

Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.

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Hey Aussies, does anyone know anymore films and docks based on true Aussie events?

I only got this so far


Plus the wolf creek movies

Pic unrelated

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Mad lads scare Chinese students

“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.


which one of you did it?

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NEET General #147 - Springtime for NEETs Edition

Old Thread: >>145781

It is springtime for NEETs. I hope you are all in fine flower.

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2nd New Zealand Race War

The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.


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NEET GENERAL #146 if you say you're going to do something, FUCKING DO IT

You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread



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Australian women have to be some of the worst women I've come across.

I met one in British Columbia, and this one stood out amongst the heard of drooling, crass unshaven cows that slacked their backs, and scratched their ass like a man.

She couldn't clean, she couldn't cook. Well that's fair, at least she was pretty to look at and bit her lip when I talked to her. She couldn't hold a conversation worth a damn and I'd have to drive the content for half the time to get anything out of her.

Worst of all, she came back to me even after I told her she was useless and incompetent at anything feminine.

How can you fuckers live with such incompetent and masculine acting women and survive?

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Fucking cuck/v/ rangebanned all the auscunts

If you're a cunt and use vodafone, telstra or optus, you cannot post at all on cuck/v/. However you can post on the other boards. This is like that /mu/ ban a while ago which got lifted, but worse becauss you cannot post in threads.

Given how autistic the moderators on halfcuck are, there are no VPNS that will work either.

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why the fuck do computer parts gotta cost so much

fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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>libs shining torches to get rid of no votes

be a shame if yes votes began to vanish

libs stabbing themselves in the foot yet again

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7 News (a major news network) yet again won't stop with the blompf BTFO shit. They somehow found time to air the non-troversy of Drumpfy telling football players they should be fired for not kneeling during the national anthem during prime time, including softballing LeBron's response to Blimpf. Because that's so relevant to Australia.

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NEET GENERAL #145 'too many neets lost to wageslavery' edition

How is the saturday neetparty going?

No anime images allowed



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Same Sex Marriage Vote

Same-sex marriage plebiscite campaign spend could be upwards of $60 million

Mr Shelton did not rule out accepting overseas money for NO campaign (i guess that goes both ways though)


The thing that has irked me up this morning is that legislation is being rushed through to prevent the NO campaign from using "hate speech".


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"Straight white men"

>Crowd jeers


>Crowd jeers

"Tony Abbott"

>Crowd boos, becoming a low rumble


>Crowd cheers, reaching a fever pitch


>The roar breaks the sound barrier, the straight white men begin flagellating themselves in the audience whilst the women schlick furiously

"…Pauline Hanson is stupid"

>Blood, anal frothed semen and pussy juice rise up in torrents to the ionosphere. The wave reaches a black hole, to begin a new universe anew. A universe free of hatred, bigotry or homophobia. Kali Yuga begins for the remaining bogans left on Earth

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How the fuck am I meant to find weed in Melbourne? I used to use craigslist and that shitty webehigh site with wickr but they're both gone now.

Any advice melb anons I need weed to avoid the pain

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> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

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NEET General #144 - Make The New One Earlier You Fucking Idiots Edition

Retro OP image used so we can look back on fonder times. Let the NEET fighting recommence



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How is the depression,boys?

What are you up to?

How is GFseptember shaping up?



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bushcraft/wilderness survival

Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.


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Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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NEET General #142 Increased Brainfog Edition

Previous Thread >>141282

Horrible feeling when you've got all this tech around you yet you squander your time and have a bout of brainfog.

What do you guys think about this device? How many NEETs have handhelds or tablet devices?

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NEET General #141 Start of spring

Continues from >>141278

NEET General #141 Start of spring

Dogneet dog going to make it

DIETneet going to make it

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> Luke Foley suggests replacing Queen’s birthday in June with a day in which ‘we recognise and celebrate 40,000 years of Indigenous history’

To be honest would you give two shits if we added another public holiday instead of replacing one? I mean if we had an "Abo day" and didn't replace anything every cunt out there would be stoked.

Tack it onto another holiday, have the Friday off for Abo Day and like have the Monday as Labour day or whatever then you'd have cunts treating Abos like heroes for at least one day a year. Four day weekend thanks to the Abos, we can celebrate and get sloshed in true Strayan fashion.

What do you fellas reckon?

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poo in loo

Some number i didn't recognise called me this morning, so i didn't answer, and they left a voicemail. The message was from some poo in loo who didn't say anything other than tell me to call back on a particular number and then told me not to disregard the message in a rather threatening manner. My voicemail specifically tells people I'm not going to answer if I don't know who they are.

Has this happened to anyone else? Why are Indians still allowed to call our country?

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When you were growing up did you ever think "I hope when I grow up, my race and culture and the safety we enjoy are torn away and replaced by a mixture of China, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia?

Then you're in luck cause that's whats happening, diversity is our strength!

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Chief of the Halal Certification council calling for white genocide

>Mohamed Elmouelhy, the head of Australia’s Halal Certification Authority, publicly commented on Facebook to state that white Australian women need Muslim men to fertilize them and “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies.”

>Elmouelhy’s intolerant views led him to declare that the “white race will be extinct” in 40 years.

>The certification chief, who immigrated to Australia in 1975 and became a citizen in 1981, made his comments in response to a study in Human Reproduction Update from Israeli researchers in Hebrew University, which revealed declining fertility rates among men in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

>Based on 43,000 men, the scientists found that a high proportion of men in Western countries had sperm counts below the threshold for infertility.

>“According to the Hebrew University, Australian men sperm count has declined by 52 per cent over the last 40 years so your men are a dying breed, Australian women need us to fertilise them and keep them surrounded by Muslim babies while beer swilling, cigarette smoking, drug injecting can only dream of what Muslim men are capable of,” wrote Elmouelhy in a comment on Facebook that was first reported by the Daily Mail.

>“If the country is left to the bigots the white race will be extinct in another 40 years,” he continued. “Muslims have a duty to make your women happy because you are declining, better go chose a plot for yourself at your local cemetery. If you can’t afford it, commit suicide it is a cheaper alternative for bigots.”

>“It will [sic] mandatory for all women to wear hijab or burka if they prefer, bikinis will be displayed in Museums but not on nubile bodies anymore,” he continued. “When that happens everything in Australia will be Halal certified. Bigots and pigs will be declared Haram and must not be approached or touched, they can live together in reserves. There will be a Halal butcher on every corner, all other butchers will be offered to convert to Halal or given a passage back to where their ancestors came from.”

>Elmouelhy’s diatribe also included scathing remarks towards Australian politicians and called for the creation of “religious police” who “will make sure all businesses are closed at the time of prayers.”

>When questioned by News.com.au, Elmouelhy backpedaled on his comments to state that he created the post to “stir the bigots.” He has since deleted his inflammatory remarks following a backlash, and complained about “bigots” who are now “using all manner of expletives and attacks possible including promises of physical attacks,".

What's the bet that he gets to keep his job and faces virtually no backlash? I wouldn't even be against the idea of leaving for Europe with my family, if Europe wasn't already more cucked and Islamised than Australia.

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> Local councils ban Australia Day

> Federal government bans them from hosting citizenship ceremonies

> No one can get their citizenships

Its just the White Australia Policy under a different name. I am so sick of the RACIST WHITE law makers trying to fuck us future Australians over.

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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NEET General #140 - Homestead Edition

Continues from: >>139592

Rural NEETS are the ultimate NEETs. Give up your sardine can city existence mates.

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NEET General #139 - Intellectual Edition

Continues from: >>138733

Post your poetry NEETs. What books have you been reading?

What are the philosophical questions that keep you up at night?

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Welcome to NEET Tank

Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.

Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.

In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.

Best of luck to you.

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Red Pill Dropped on Triple J

"The end of white people." Eli Mosley talks to Triple J, then an incredible reaction from a Jewish caller. Aired evening of 14th August on the 'Hack Live' program.

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>discovered this amazing group

>have been playing song related on loop for a few days in a row

>theyre bogans

wtf i love australia now

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Swan Taxis cab driver caught doing a poo in Leederville park

A Perth woman was left shocked and disgusted after she stumbled upon a taxi driver taking a dump on a park verge in Leederville on Tuesday.

>According to the Perth Voice, the woman was walking her dog when she spied a Swan Taxis cabbie squatting down on a patch of grass on Burke Street near the Britannia Park tennis club at around 9.50am.

>This was despite a public toilet being only a stone's throw away.

>The woman, who didn't want to be named, said the cabbie even brought his own bog roll.

>"He's squatting down, and then I saw him wiping his bottom and I went…'he is taking a dump right on the side of the road'," she told the Perth Voice.

>"You want to see the mess this guy left behind. It was so daring of him to do that when there were toilets so close by."

>The woman said the cabbie then left a pile of dunny roll all over the verge. When she suggested he tidy up his mess, he simply ignored the woman and took off in his cab.

>The shocked woman then jotted down the cabbie's number and got on the blower to City of Vincent mayor John Carey.

>Mr Carey told WAtoday he was "flabbergasted".

>"As an inner-city council I get some unusual emails and texts, but this one honestly takes the cake," he said.

>"I mean do we have to put up signs saying please don't poo on the verge?

>"For a cab driver to do a poo in front of a resident is extremely disrespectful.

>"I don't understand how a cabbie can accept doing a number two in a public space is ok."

>Mr Carey said he passed on all the details to the city's health department who were planning to contact Swan Taxis.

>"It's just totally unacceptable," Mr Carey said.

>A spokeswoman for Swan Taxis said the company was trying to get to the bottom of the issue.

>"It is unfortunate that such behaviour is demonstrated in public places and we will not tolerate such behaviour," she said.

>"We are investigating this complaint seriously and if substantiated, we will take appropriate action against the driver."












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getting me Ps soon, so i need a cheapo car

thinking about either a 4x4 (maybe gq patrol or hilux) or a jap pocket rocket (skyline, supra, etc)

any advice?

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NEET General #138 - Windy and Lonely Edition

Old Thread >137774

NEETs how are you using your winter? Before you know it, it will be Spring and you'll be getting swooped by magpies.

I've been going on walks to get away from the constant noise of my family, watching tent/car living videos on YouTube.

Been playing Mario 64:Star Road, a great SM64 mod you guys should try.

DietNEET, have you been a good boy?

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NEET general #137-cumguzzling rapist edition

Old thread >>136940

Neets being investigated and put to the test by cenno, neets ratting out and spying on other neets to keep their neetbux and neets so desperate they'll guzzle wagie cum.

Trust no one…

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NEET General #136 - It's fucking cold Edition

Old Bread: >>136127

Neetcord: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

>centrelink interrogation in a few days

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a general thread for shitposting because i didnt see any threads without a particular topic

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Pig’s head in bag dumped at Islamic school in Brisbane

Which one of you mad cunts did this?

>The “demonising of Muslims” by people like Pauline Hanson is to blame for a pig’s head being dumped outside the Islamic College of Brisbane’s gates, the school’s chairman says.

>The decaying pig’s head was found in a bag with a swastika this morning at the Islamic College of Brisbane in Karawathaan.


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NEET GENERAL #135 Friday despair edition

how is the depression?

Anything planned for the weekend?



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Faggot parade in Adelaide

There was a parade in Adelaide on Rundle Mall with faggot chanting "hey hey hoe hoe (whatever) phobia got to go"

How should we respond to this?

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We be looking bad bro's

Seriously,this was an add on tv at abou 9:10pm in perth.

Serious pedo vibe.

What the fuck is going on here!!

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applied for newstart

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

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NEET General #134 Repetitive Boredom Edition

What have we got going on?

DietNEET stay strong and let's enjoy the week of rain here in Perth.

Prev Thread


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Best place to commit suicide in Melbourne? Life's hopeless and my dreams have been crushed.

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I'm amaze that this wasn't on /aus/, I just wish we had the death penalty just for these fucks


>Muh prayers

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NEET General #133 - "Accidentally" Killing Protected Wildlife Edition

There are probably going to be several threads now, thanks post limit.



I should dig up the discord link but I'm too lazy. Check a few threads back if no one else links it.

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Alright cunts, if you're looking for something to spend your neetbux on ive been making swastika fidget spinners. these are 50x50x5mm brass with a 10mm bearing. made here in aus using a manual mill so supply is limited to as fast as i can make them.

50aud each which im aware is expensive for a spinner, but its impossible to compete with chinas production costs.

Add me on discord if you're interested @bdin#5786

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Drinks thread

Hey, m8s, what do you guys have to nip on when you need to get smashed really quick? Anything popular, cheap and readily available in any BWS?

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Neet General #132 - Warmneet Edition

Spare a thought for all the mummybotless neets sleeping rough without heating tonight.

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This is some straight up Stasi bullshit.

OP must be at least 75 chars on this board.

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forge shit

right so i fucked up with Centrelink

These guys wants their money back, $5000, and i havent got a single shit to give em and im not willing to.

I was on Full-time study youth allowance and I attended a very bare minimum record, basically show up there once in a blue moon, not giving a shit and what not. Centrelink sees that I havent got a minimum hours met to be considered "full-time" and now they want their money back, I made an appeal and give em my enrolment verification etc. BUT they needed my attendance record and my transcript (which is shit since its all "Withdrew")

If I forge these 2 fuckin documents will they be too dumb to see it and be like "oh yh that seems good mate" or am I fucked?

cheers cunts

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NEET General #131 - Seasonal Editions Are Dumb Edition

Can't believe there are a hundred and thirty of these fucking things. I wonder how many shitposts I've made? It must be in the thousands

Old >>>/131859/

Discord is for normies.

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What happened, /aus/?


Like damn, this is a song I'd actually feel PROUD to sing

"Australia's sons let us rejoice,

For we are young and free;

We've golden soil and wealth for toil,

Our home is girt by sea;

Our land abounds in Nature's gifts

Of beauty rich and rare;

In hist'ry's page, let ev'ry stage

Advance Australia fair.

In joyful strains then let us sing,

Advance Australia fair."

"When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,

To trace wide oceans o'er,

True British courage bore him on,

Til he landed on our shore.

Then here he raised Old England's flag,

The standard of the brave;

"With all her faults we love her still"

"Britannia rules the wave."

In joyful strains then let us sing

Advance Australia fair."

"While other nations of the globe

Behold us from afar,

We'll rise to high renown and shine

Like our glorious southern star;

From England soil and Fatherland,

Scotia and Erin fair,

Let all combine with heart and hand

To advance Australia fair.

In joyful strains then let us sing

Advance Australia fair."

"Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,

Or dare a foot to land,

We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,

To guard our native strand;

Britannia then shall surely know,

Though oceans roll between,

Her sons in fair Australia's land

Still keep their courage green.

In joyful strains then let us sing

Advance Australia fair."

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Bring Back White Australia Policy

>Be me

>Live in white country that sends illegal immigrants to offshore detention camps

>Go outside

>Everyone is Indian and Muslim


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Post your most hated job agency that makes you wish u could just bomb the fucking place out of existence, starting with Tursa cause i hate them so fucking much

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Tastless Stunts

Come on cunts. Have a go at making some memes. Show the world how you are not afraid of the authorities.

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NEET General #130 - What the fuck is that coloured text edition

Old >>130949

Discord is for normies

Continue regular scheduled shitposting

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Are there any aussies that aren't a bunch of faggots? Seriously you guys could be fucked by 1000 men and that would be a giant step towards being straight.

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LARP Edgelords beware - NSW Police new Specialist unit looking for easy scalps to justify themselves


— 8< —————–

New specialist team to investigate "fixated person" threats.

Wednesday, 26 April 2017 10:34:27 AM

The New South Wales Police Force has announced a new specialist unit to deal with obsessed individuals who threaten to carry out acts of violence.

The “Fixated Persons Investigations Unit” will focus on the detection, intervention and prevention of so-called ‘lone actor’ and ‘fixated person’ threats across the state.

Matters involving individuals who are not considered persons of interest by the Counter Terrorism and Special Tactics (CTST) Command will be assessed and referred to the new unit, which will be staffed by NSW detectives and mental health experts.

Upon investigation, the unit will determine whether individuals making threats of grievance-fuelled violence should be arrested and charged with criminal offences or provided with mental health assistance.

The unit will also be responsible for proactively identifying people who may be vulnerable to rapid radicalisation or lone actor-style attacks and disrupting their ability to engage in violence.

“This unit is a unique step forward in modern policing,” Police Commissioner, Mick Fuller, said.

“In recent times we’ve dealt with a number of people who aren’t classified as terrorists but are so obsessed about issues, ideals or individuals, they are plotting acts of violence,” Commissioner Fuller said.

“The Fixated Persons Investigations Unit will identify and disrupt those threats.”

The unit will be staffed by 17 detectives and additional support personnel. It will commence operations next Monday (1 May).

“It is about adding another layer of protection for the community and in many cases, protecting the individuals from themselves,” Commissioner Fuller said.

“People so driven by religious, political, ideological or mental health issues that they threaten others is an emerging crime issue for law enforcement across the globe,” he said, “The creation of this unit forms part of the re-engineering process for the NSW Police Force moving forward.”

The Commissioner also intends the new unit to be a resource for parents worried about their children being dangerously influenced.

“The views of a young person, under the wrong influence, could change in a matter of days or weeks,” he said, “We want parents to be able to contact the Fixated Persons Investigations Unit and get some help.”

NSW Police Minister Troy Grant commended the move, saying the new unit will complement existing abilities within the CTST Command to identify and disrupt criminal activity, whilst ensuring the community has an additional avenue for seeking assistance if they hold concerns for a particular individual.

“Fixated Persons investigators will work closely with intelligence officers, the Protection Operations Unit, and the Terrorism Investigations Squad to bring NSW into line with similar structures seen interstate and abroad.

“We know the types of crime our police officers face are complex and ever-changing, therefore it is important our force evolves to ensure it is best placed to respond, both proactively and reactively.”

Minister for Counter Terrorism, David Elliott, welcomed the design of the new unit, which includes a combination of experienced police officers and mental health workers, who will work collaboratively with established Counter Terrorism resources.

“The Fixated Persons Investigation Unit will not only complement the existing work of the force to combat terrorism, but the efforts of the NSW Government to ensure a coordinated and strategic approach to identifying possible terror threats.”

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Anti Discrimination, Victoria is beyond fucked and small credence to that shitposter Luke McKee

Just in regards to the locked thread that guy created, and anything additional that other users (not McKee, please you would kill it with your poor formatting and sub-standard writing) may want to talk about in regards to this broad topic - It does tie in to what we post here and on /pol/:

Looking into it, he absolutely does have a (legal) point about Tribunals using state law to fuck with people in other states (and it being not legal at all), his law links are solid.

The Vivienne Legg and Dyson Devine being illegally imprisoned; Victorian Tribunal using Victorian Police against NSW residents (NSW police were not involved) all because they didn't listen to a summons filed in Victoria despite being NSW residents and found in contempt.

The people filing suit are the O.T.O / Thelema of Aleister Crowley fame (the heroin and homosexual junkie who couldn't handle his own dogma of "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.").

Even if you don't much care about that - the fact is; if one of these groups that Luke McKee (shitposter extraodenaire) has mentioned finds you talking shit online about them (such as this place, like gaiaguys.com or whatever) and get the Victorian Police involved - given what has happened recently in regards to the sunshine secret database that we only found out about due to the recent hack - 8ch.net would hand your data over to them and we would likely be legaly fucked. Remember, that whole Vivienne Legg and Dyson Devine thing happened in 2008, the laws used in that case have only strengthened since that time (both state and federal). Things are not looking good.

Further reading: https://8ch.net/aus/res/121083.html If any of your remember about the anti-discrimination act and its legal skulduggery mentioned there.

It is important… regardless of the shit the McKee guy spews.

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NEET General #129 - Craving Edition

Old >>130110

Has anyone had a cheesecake recently?

Tonight I'm having pizza, might head out for booze or chocolate depending on my mood.

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NEET General #128: Do Androids Dream of Electric NEETs? Edition

Old >>129258

The wet season is the perfect time to start reading old sci-fi.

I've been getting comfy and reading some science fiction writing from the 1960s. Here's a copy of the short story which won the Hugo award in 1968, it's an easy read with an interesting concept. Grab some milo and take a read:


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fucking americans and the stupid fucking emu war

I'm so fucking sick of other countries bringing up the Emu War, you can't say one fucking thing to them without them bringing it up, especially fucking Americans

I just have to sit there humiliated as they all laugh at their fucking overused fucking joke

Is there really nothing on that level of embarrassing that I can bring up to counter that shit?

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Telepathy while Sleeping

It is possible to connect and communicate (even telepathically) with other people during your dreams/while sleeping. You could even coordinate certain activities like building a company or changing a country with other people who don't communicate with you via any other means than through telepathic discussions and knowledge sharing during dreams.

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australian history

as told by /aus/,

in the greentext style

jazz hands

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>the man reportedly called Channel Seven newsroom during the standoff and said "This is for IS. This is for al-Qaeda"

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i only came here because i thought aus is an abbreviation for autism and i'm disappointed

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NEET General #127 - Halfway Year/Fantasy Edition

>>128470 Old Thread

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzfodAERwuU

Hope you NEETs have a good rest today, having a pepporoni pizza for lunch and I'll have a lengthy few hour session of Final Fantasy after lunch.


Wild Arms is a simple JRPG to start with, Paper Mario aswell.

Ys Oath of Felghana is ~20 hours and is on PC and PSP. It's not turn based.

What games/systems we playing on now NEETs?

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Noonga peoples true rulers

My name is Flabbawubbababbajabba and I hate every single one of you racist woman hating vanilla faced white cunts.

How does it feel that your government will soon accept we Noonga peoples as the true rulers of Australia?

You better apologise for fucking up our country with your pale skin and stealing all our inventions.

Soon the government will recognise it isn't a crime when we take your children, it's reconciliation for what you did to my ancestors.

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oi cunt.

have you abandoned the board? the boards are coming back online again after the hack.. nobody has shit posted anything here for a few days.. so here is a picture of a torana. it's sexy as fuck.

aussie car thread? sure..


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NEET general #126 - WFD edition

>>127633 old bread

What are we all up to?

Weather getting comfy where you are?

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trump meets with turnbull

trump meets with turnbull and has him shook as fuck

trump: "we had a great call"

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Going to live on the streets soon till I get emergency housing. Has anyone else had any experience living on the streets, particularly around Brisbane?

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Hello I really like AusFAILIA I want to move to AusFAILIA can you help? Canada is forever a friend to your nation!!!!!

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NEET General #125 - Bookclub Edition

Brainfog reducing, when do we get to circlejerk over our reading lists?

Rainy weekend in Perth, feels good.

Probably gonna eat some Pizza or Fish and Chips tonight.

Anyone drinking tonight?

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Oi boys I live in area with a shit ton of wogs, they are loud and annoying and I want them gone, how do I get rid of them?

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12 year old driver stopped on his way to perth


the little cunt made it pretty far

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3$ for a snag and a bun is a fucking scam

Why do these jews keep setting up these shit ass sausage stand selling snags for 3 fucking dollarydoos, if you're a real australian, you should know that the going price is two fifty, as set by Bunnings. the holy land of the sausage sizzle. It's not like sausages and buns are that fucking expensive, hiking up the price another fifty cents won't make a difference to your shitty primary school or footy club. if you're selling hot dogs for any more than bunnings you should leave the country cunts.

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the big hack

any of our hospitals been hit?

lets hope centerlink gets hit fuck those cunts

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How easy is it to bicycle around the towns in Australia? Or should I just get a car?

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NEET General #124 - Gaming Edition

Played any good games recently?

On the previous episode: >>126007

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

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Abolishing of 457 work visas

Turnbull was quoted as saying "Australian workers must have priority for Australian jobs". However - "Immigration Minister Peter Dutton said the shock decision won't affect current Australian visa holders.

'There will be a grandfathering arrangement. They will continue under the conditions of that visa.'"

'Bout fucking time you cunt.

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NEET General #123 -456, get it? It's counting Edition

On the previous episode: >>125256

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

Making proper titles is too much effort. I was going to make a fruit smoothie but the blender is dirty REEEEE. I guess I have to fucking wash it now.

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NEET General #122 - Writers Block Title Edition

On the previous episode: >>124496

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

Titles are hard. Lately my creative ability has been lacking, and I am not entirely sure why. I hope I regain it soon as it is bothering me, not being able to create anything meaningful. Hopefully something will strike soon and hit me. I welcome it.

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>tfw you will probably never be Australian

>but you hope one day you will be

>it won't happen though

And this country's gonna die in 12 years cuz it's an empire and all empires die at around their 250th mark, USA is at its 238th mark.

Where will I go? How will I live? I know this is inevitable and I can't spend the rest of my days in USA, it's going to die eventually due to immigration from 3rd worlders most likely. And I know you all are going to be severely affected by USA's death..

But that doesn't mean you can't separate yourselves from Chyna and USA before that happens and create a superpower from all the resources you have. You guys have alot of resources, alot of potential that should be used for an independent Australia.

Why don't you all just do that and implement White Australia Policy once again? Just rebel against the current government and put a new one in, ffs.

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north korea arking up



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Melbourne terrorist admits he did it in the name of Islam, calls himself a 'saviour'

Australian media can no longer cover this up no matter how hard anymore, he admits to being a Muslim below technically. Yet everybody says 'mental illness, drugo! nothing to do with islam!" Confirmed Islam motivated attack. An extract:

'Alleged Bourke Street killer Dimitrious Gargasoulas has declared himself "the saviour" and not guilty in his first appearance before a court since he was charged over the deadly drive through the centre of Melbourne, Australia.

Gargasoulas, 26, appeared to be smirking as he appeared before Melbourne Magistrates Court via video link from prison on Wednesday,wearing a black jumper, with stubble on his chin and with his hair all black.

"Your Honour, do you know … I want to tell you something," he called out, before he was cut off by his lawyer, who told him there were media in the court.

Gargasoulas then said: "I just want to say that Aboriginal law is identical to Muslim law."

He then mentioned the Bible and Koran, and continued: "Did you know that Muslim faith is the correct faith according to the whole world? And I am not guilty."


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NEET General #121 - Comfy Autumn Edition

On the previous episode: >>123608

Who was that fag shitting up the discord? Fuck I am longing for winter. So close now.

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

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Australian government wants to ban gel-ball shooters

Stores raided and closed for now by police. Who are now doing 'ballistic tests' with the gel-ball shooter toy guns. Crates that were to be shipped got seized by customs to be looked into.

Now for sources:

Armoured heaven facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/ArmouredHeaven/

Petition link with the info you need to know on it as well: https://www.change.org/p/the-government-is-preventing-the-importation-of-harmless-children-s-toys

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NEET General #120 - ANZAC Day Edition

On the previous episode: >>122768

Lest we forget NEETs.

The pic isn't mine, someone else made it in the old thread. It appears we are running out of pepes to use, we cannot use ones that we have before. We need a injection of new high-quality NEET pepes into the market. I might start work on some providing I hit a few ideas.

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

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gov Sonar

> Decentralization is the process of redistributing or dispersing functions, powers, people or things away from a central location or authority.[1][2] While centralization, especially in the governmental sphere, is widely studied and practiced, there is no common definition or understanding of decentralization. The meaning of decentralization may vary in part because of the different ways it is applied.[3]

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if /aus/ made a political party, how would you want it to be?

also, just how many odd parties already exist?

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ANZAC Day Thread

Lets get an ANZAC thread going to commemorate the men who fought for our glorious country. Come by the billabong and share images and videos of our guys on the battlefield. I also made a ANZAC video for this year, but I am not sure if you cunts want to see it or not.

I hope you went to the dawn service today or you are bloody un-Australian.