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>work 9 - 5

>kinda annoyed the whole weekend because it was pissing down with rain

>parents had people over saturday

>had errands to run sunday

>get a bit high sunday night

>wake up late monday morning

>rushing to get ready

>stop and look outside

>its a fucking 10/10 day

>sunny, 24 and a cool breeze

>say fuck it and call in sick

>have the whole house to myself

>quiet no cunts playing music or cunts lawnmoin

>already been for a run and now shitposting and playing piano

I fucking hate working full time but i fucking hate the weekends more. NEETS dont know what the pain is.

Saturday is terrible day.

Your day the sleep in and some cunt starts mowing is lawn at 8 am, your whole family is in the kitchen, mum is yelling at you to do chores. Your free day and you can even do what you want.

Any wagies know these feels, also does anyone have a job where they work a day on the weekend and then get a day off during the week.

I would love that


I try and put away at least 500 a week.

Torn apart by bullshit but I can make 1 more week, 1 more 500. Can't go on forever but I'm out of debt and just cracked 20k.

hippies I hang out with always giving me shit, trying to get me fucked up on weeknights, party till 4am work at 8 kind of shit. "Why you do it anon, stay and chill with ussssss?"

Don't know how to raise the idea with them that we're now 2 years into my new job. They're still sitting on the couch talking about what they want go to uni and do journalism or some shit. Haven't reminded them that they all told me I couldn't make it when I started, that if I was feeling anxious then I should give up.

I'm gearing up to start my own business and they're still waiting to be saved by someone else. I get to send money home to my parents and buy a case of whatever whenever, they still gotta pool money between 6 for rat piss and talk about how they could totally make money if they tried.

Anyway, it never ends but whatever, fuck the day, fuck the hippies, are you better today than you were yesterday? a couple of steps further? cunts will always try make you feel bad for rejecting their weaknesses.



oh and check it out tuesday - saturday 1/3 of the time. today I have a day off. gotta spend most of it going to different business hours only places like the council to do paperwork. 1 days every 3 weeks is an admin day so it's still a shitty writeoff of a day off.


If you're working 40 hour weeks how can you not afford your own place?



Oh ho ho ho, hello Mr 55 year old. It's not the 1970s any longer.



Nigga I'm 22 and have my own place.



Lots of variables mate. Where you live and house prices for one. You gotta really push yourself to own a house these days without being absolutely crippled with a mortgage.


>wake up at 4:30am five days a week

>want to sleep in the other two but my body won't let me sleep in past 5:30

Got a day off today which is nice but it'll probably just make me more depressed tomorrow


>Work 3:30am to 2:30pm

>Saturdays work 3:30am to 11:30am

>63hr weeks

>Get paid handsomely


>tfw NEET but want to be a wagie

Autismbux isn't enough money.


Can any of you wagies hook me up with a job? I've had a couple of jobs, but I can't find shit at the moment. On one hand, I regret leaving my last job because it paid so damn well. But on the other hand, I was completely burned out.



try and get into software testing. if you can outsmart a keyboard, you can test software.



>most of the same problems but I am also poor like NEETs

Truly the worst of both worlds. If I were a deadbeat who did not give a fuck about marks and never showed up then I could live like a pseudo-neet but I get anxious about shit and sperg out until everything is perfect.


When I was working 40-50 hour weeks I could not afford my own place. I might have been able to scrape by but then nothing would have been going into savings and the whole exercise would have been wasted. That was a shitty hospitality job though, if I had something more substantial like $40/hr or more then sure I could rent no problem.


Poor Waggies.



I can but why?

>sydney property prices are the most inflated in the world

>places i can afford will be inner city or apartment, no peace and quiet possibly worse

>live in a good suburb anyway, would literally need to pay $600 a week to find a place in a better location


>Finished uni end of 2015

>Got rid of my fast food job halfway through 2016

>Found a job pushing trolleys at airport

>Solid 75% of the employees there are African refugees or Muslim overseas students (seen some of the most retarded shit)

>Been there for about 8 months

>Casual rate $24, working full 38 hour week

>Busy period is ending so have to go full time to keep hours ($20 an hour)

Holy fuck if I wasn't able to leech off mummy and daddy It would be impossible to save. I pay $100 in board a week plus other living expenses. Just saving while I can.



Perfectionism at uni? That was probably my biggest problem. You have to let it all go at some point and just make sure you're doing the things that will get you marks.



>living in sydney

There's your problem.


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Mate if you get into Security full time, You often work 3 nights then have 3 nights off. in a never-ending cycle.

I myself do something similar, I do own my own house however and every fortnight I get 3 nights off during the week. Every second weekend I get off. and I never work for more than 3 nights in a row.



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nice, very nice

also in the news recently they brought up 4 day working weeks.



> 4 day working weeks

You know they'd just increase the amount of time worked during the 4 days. The '8 hour' work day would be extended to 11 or 12 hours.


I work in hospitality so yeah, odd hours, odd days, work weekends. It's a shitfight to get any day on the roster off without pissing off either your boss or your work colleagues. I used to think 9-5 Monday to Friday was a curse. Now I think it's a privilege. Don't take it for granted m8.



Pity you do not work with someone like me.

>someone wants a shift off

>volunteer for it instantly

Always wanted extra hours.

Of course by the end I was working open to close every day, 50 hours a week.



Employing desperate uni students and young people is great for this reason. So naturally the government kikes the youth by enabling 457 workers and making it easy for 60 year olds to maintain a "career" in retail, etc


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I don't work at the moment (doing full-time TAFE retard IT networking study) but was previously employed full-time. 8:30am to 6pm. Shit was so cash except the middle boss was a fucking cunt whom everyone hated and a lobotomite as he had a brain tumor previously. Didn't help him be a not-cunt but thats the way of it. During my 5 years there had manage to save up enough to move out and live quite comfy(saved over $20k) but I though it would be great to live with a childhood friend who was also looking to live elsewhere. Fuck my life I should not of done that. What a fucked choice I made.

She couldn't find full time work (even though she said she HAD work) so I had ended up paying for most of the shit and she ended up being a complete dump of a young woman who couldn't stop being a drunk and druggo. In the end I kinda forced her to become a stripper cause I was bleeding money fast paying for bills and food and shit but it wasn't enough. Killed the friendship, my savings and my job as she kept coming home at 3am in the morning (even work nights) fucked off her head and wanting to chat about the old times, which she usually ended up crying hysterically over as she though "No one understands me.. yadda yadda yadda" got sick of that shit real quick but that didn't stop her from doing it 3 years straight.

Now I'm back living with mum….

Who, when she was married to my dad, they only paid $50,000 for the place in the 80's. Now because of cocksucker bankers and their equally foul real-estate speculators, prices in my Sydney suburb are over a fucking million bucks. THESE ARE A MILLION BUCK HOMES!!!

I'm never gonna own shit here until someone dies. Fuck this city and fuck the Boomers, fags and everyone else who gentrifies areas. Fucking Cancer!!!!!

/end rant.



>saved over 20k

Were you employed full-time during that 5 year period you mentioned? If so, 20k doesn't seem like a whole lot worth of savings. Were you at least fucking that stripper/housemate/former-friend of yours?


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Was paying rent and bills and such before I moved in to the new place with her.

No, I wasn't fucking her but was fucking her girlfriends, which was fun.

But yeah, ~20k ain't shit in Sydney.

If I had my time again, would do it all completely differently.


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>he can still sleep in

What are you 15?



500 a week is quite a bit

either you're earnin real good or you dont pay rent

kinda sad that even at that saving rate you wont get a house


what is wrong with you

go watch the sunset or something


what is security is it being the bouncer at some club or like hanging out at offices late at night?


na i would hate hospo



>tfw you'll never own a house in sydney

>tfw you'll never own a house in major australian city without being born into wealth

>tfw whats the pont

Man i know those feels

I had dream for a while just to have a decent house on the east coast where you can see the ocean, its so … i dunno impossible


yup also




You might be able to get one up in like Redcliffe or something



>Be 25

>Renting a 20th floor apartment by myself

>Working 37-38 hours a week

>Putting away a couple hund a fortnight



TBH though, no true friends left, pretty overweight.

Career sorted though, big time shit 80K+ predicted over the next 5 years..


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>couple hund a fortnight

Mang you need to be putting more away

Also invite me over

>tfw 24

>only on $50K



Bouncer work is good money but absolutely horseshit work.

Get yourself work at Construction Sites or Commercial buildings and sit on your hands for 12 hours and shitpost.

I'm actually starting a Security Company if you're genuinely interested in a job and willing to relocate.



I don't know if anyone else has noticed it, but there's this weird double speak with contracts against what HR and bosses think. Your contract might say 37.5 hours (not including lunch), but really you get in at 8am, leave at 5:30pm having a 30 minute lunch break at most.

Then as part of my job I will be randomly sent to a random mine-site for like a month in a row. I get days off supposedly for all the weekends/public holidays I miss, but in practice you get guilt tripped whenever you want to actually use them.

I have worked for a few different companies, but some have really bullshit work-cultures.



If you a salary basically tough shit.

You can do the bare minimum but you'll get the boot and won't be a "team player"

If casual just take your hours and breaks and fuck off.

I'm full time casual. Zero fucks given. I miss my schedules breaks all the time but still take the full amount of break time every day.


Salary Man here.

>work 14 hour+ days

>smashed myself the first twelve months after joining the company

>"Would you like your own site anon?"

>"You would be in a different state with no interference from head office. It would be your own business. Maybe a skype meeting once a month"


>autism kicked in and did nothing but breath, eat sleep work for another twelve months

>business is a success


>"We need to start building your portfolio, anon"

I still have no clear idea what the fuck they are on about, but sure

>live in one of the more expensive cities in the country

>can afford my own apartment

>have a fast car and a decked out hilux

>block of rough bush near the snowies

>come the weekend do nothing but sleep Saturday

>paperwork, laundry and shopping Sunday

>up at five on monday morning to start it all again

>last time I got down to the block was the start of summer

>last time I had the wit and reflexes to throw the car around country roads was during the christmas break

>first thought in my head as winter kicks in every morning

>is this it? Is this all there is?

tl;dr In the space of two years I have transformed from a six foot blonde of strong anglo stock, into a japanese wage slave moments away from Karoshi.



Yeah this

Im full time casual and work like everyday is going to be my last shift


Man corporations are fucking pieces of shit, you should always act in your best interest and always remember that your company does not give a fuck about you. Get your work done and then the bare minimum.

Check your contact about the hours, maybe you should be getting an hour lunch instead of hour. If you are meant to have an hour and get half just leave half an hour early. if your manager says shit just aks what the contract says. Be careful i pulled this off once, companies collect so much info via computer watching these days they'll fired you for looking at a sluts favebook



Just imagine if you applied that drive to something else

Na but for real onya man.

Keep the big picture in mind, if you are earning heaps, invest it well and you'll be retired in 5 years.

u in property?



Nothing wrong with hard work by people who are capable of it. Keep being successful, invest your money and create your own dynasty.


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>You can do the bare minimum but you'll get the boot and won't be a "team player"

says who?

almost every company I've worked for has had at least 1 lazy fuck that has coasted by for years doing the absolute bare minimum required of them

these people rarely get fired because they know to toe the line just enough that employers have no legal basis to get rid of them without causing a huge shitstorm and possibly getting sued for illegal dismissmal


Any wagie in WA willing to train and employ me?

Seriously.. 32yo white male, badly need some connections and direction, please please please fucking help me


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It's already too late, you're too old.

Seriously - I'm thirty, studying retarded IT networking diploma @ TAFE… I know it's too late..

Pic related is the future.






What happened?


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So is it even worth doing work placement / experience or should I just kill myself already



Get comfy APS job. Work your 8 hour day, with half hour lunch break, just like everyone else in the office. No one complains about you 'being lazy' and you get ridiculous super.



Do the work placement. You never know where it could lead. Even if it helps narrow down what you DON'T want to do, it gets you out of the house, up in the morning, sets a routine.

Routine is something that makes you mentally healthy, and doing a job placement throws you in with others who are in the same position, baby steps to setting up your own network of friends.

When in doubt about what to do with life, do something….ANYTHING, just get the momentum started and you will be rolling along without realising it. Believe it or not, there are a lot of bosses out there that do look at volunteers and wfd as possible hires, Just have to find the right ones, and the only way to do that is get out of the house and participate.


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Thank you based anon. A morale boost like that deserves a very rare Pepe.


How's it wagies. Unifag here.

Here's my day.

>early morning start because of lab work I need to do would take half a day and I had an afternoon class

>finally leaving uni around 1730

>see a braless girl and try to get some nice view

>classmate comes and talks to me instead

>at central see an asian girl in a short skirt doing a photoshoot

Seemed like my day was going to end lame but all in all that was pretty good. i just need to find a copy of that photoshoot



I almost regret not missing my train. Would have been good to watch it more.

I thought it might have been an exhibitionism photoshoot but I saw that she was wearing undershorts/spats. Unless she would take them off later…




Having a full time job is overrated




How crazy that a hot girl can just make your day

I know those feels

Its neat that this thread gets bumped, with i took another sick day today.


Apprenticefag here, working hard 70+ hour weeks, taking home ~$1500 a fortnight.

Get me off this wild ride.


I'm a NEET but I feel for wagies, dont worry maybe you will become a NEET in the future too


You blokes seem to have your heads screwed on.

>currently working as a casual in retail, fucking shit barely 20 hour weeks

>constantly volunteer for more hours/work at different stores

>actually 98% sure I have a disease that runs in my dads family

>affects my balance, will get worse as I age (27yo now)

>feeling conflicted whether I should take the test or not

>talking to a chick that has the disease last night

>she tells me she's on DSP and talks about all the perks you get, tells me to take the test

>been a neet before, know how fucking deplorable it can be not having any reason to get up in the morning and how it can fuck your shit up if you let it

Getting on DSP and like throwing in the towel isn't what I want to do, but I don't know if I want to continue just working shitty jobs and getting nowhere.


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>public servant

>work 38hrs a week, 8am-4pm

>$100k+ and fuck huge super

>live by myself, mortgage nearly paid off

>buy heaps of weeb shit

>watch anime and play vidya all night every night

You low level wagies need to git gud.



Not him but i recently started security work, I only get like one shift a fortnight though, where about are you?



What kind of public servant and what do you actually have to do and what qualifications do you need? I have thought about doing this.



>What kind of public servant and what do you actually have to do

No specifics, but my remit involves managing a team of 15 staff in providing SME support to the department to assist in achieving their goals.

>what qualifications do you need

Depends on what job you're going for in the APS. For my position I have two undergrad degrees, some post graduate work, and dilpomas/certificates coming out the ass.

Really though to start out you don't need anything much. You can get in at a low level (APS2/3) with barely any qualifications (basically just year 12) and work your way up.



Mate cheers for this ill look into the APS.

I have a degree, so that will help do they look at marks and such. I only really care about earning potential. Should i do masters and in what?



I'm almost 23 and I'm only on $40,000, could be worse, mate.



> do they look at marks and such

As long as you passed no one gives a shit. No need for a Masters, and depending on your field of work and how good you are/how much you boss loves you there's the potential to have whichever department you end up in to pay for it.


>New female co-worker

>Already am fantasizing about dating/marrying and having kids with her

I'm so desperately lonely it's beyond a joke. The only gratification I get from work is seeing the balance of my savings account grow each week.



tfw madly in love with roomates younger sister but can't do anything about it because you know she's too good for you..

It hurts, bro. I feel your pain


Started uni this semester at a TAFE, like the other anon, and I'm just burnt out.

Might be because I'm fresh out of HS, but everything just feels like a slog.

>wake up at 5am

>go to uni

>back at 7-8pm

>3 days a week

>plus all the hours on work they don't tell you is due until the day before

I have no fucking time to get my Ps, have no time to get a part-time job, especially since I live somewhat rural without a car and I feel like I'm letting down my folks as I can't help out much due to study.

NEETdom was dull as fuck for the 6 months I was out of education; can't imagine that for a lifetime.

I only hope I can end up half as "successful" as the wagies posting here over the months. I don't want much, just a family, house and not be in debt.


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Do an accountant course at TAFE; learn payroll systems and move to a rural town, 3-4 Bedroom Houses in rural NSW go for 100-200k; Payroll Accountants make 60-65k a year; stable work



It's engineering, and I don't think I could manage accounting as I already do that as a volunteer and its mind numbing.

Rural living is the plan, but I'm from Vic.

Anyone that wants a job in Vic (not sure about other states), go apply for corrections (prisons). Good pay, casual or fulltime etc. Mate makes 6 figures with no quals working 4 days a week casually.

They are beyond desperate for work and its my backup plan.



Hows the business coming along? Recently lost my job and need a new one, used to be in security some years ago.



> in Vic (not sure about other states), go apply for corrections (prisons). Good pay, casual or fulltime etc. Mate makes 6 figures with no quals working 4 days a week casually.

Are you sure your mate isn't exaggerating? Prison work here in NSW rural pays an absolute pittance compared to that. I realise different areas etc but still, mother of god!


I work two weeks on, two weeks off. The Monday after I get home the missus fucks off to work, drops the boy off at daycare on the way and I have the house to myself.

I've honestly teared up once or twice it feels that good


I'm having a hard time guys. Been living the dream working 13 hour weeks as a music tutor in Sydney the last couple years ($60/hour). Have come down with major hearing damage from the job. (Hyperacusis , Tinnitus) Will probably have to quit teaching for good. I'll have to find a QUIET wagecuck job pretty quick. Any suggestions?



What do you do?


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reeeeee don't wanna be a wagie no more


>tfw the countdown to Monday morning begins again


You still live with your parents while you work full time? Why?



Tfw dominos manager?



do you really need to quit?

$60 an hour is more than a 100K a year full time.

Some IT jobs are cruzy but its boring af

How did you become a tutor? Did you have to study?

Im actually trying to write some music



>sydney rent



I studied at Sydney Con, tutor in saxophone/clarinet/flute. Yeah its good money but no way you could do it full time because of the amount of concentration involved. Even 20 hours a week is a huge load thats 40 one on one lessons every week. Also you only teach in term time. You dont need qualifications because its all contracted through private companies but they expect you to be able to play grade 8 level + on your main instrument. This is for band/orchestral classical instruments. Rock musicians don't get anywhere close to that money. Teaching guitar/drums is more like 35 an hour unless you have the jazz degree or are one of the top session guys.

On my way to see the Audiologist now… I wont be quitting unless I have to but man google Hyperacusis and you'll see what I am dealing with.



Are most of your tutoring clients Asian?



About 20% asian kids. I do woodwinds, the stereotypical hardcore Asian parents usually get their kids playing piano or violin.


Oi cunts, looking at smashing out some kind of cert, maybe cert IV accounting so I can sit in some low stress office environment like >>137020 suggested.

Anyone know how long it would take if I spent 5 solid days a week doing it? Maybe 2 months? I've done a bit of accounting before (distinction in uni level accounting course), and can pick things up very quickly. This would be online of course so I wouldn't have to waste time going to/from campus and following a slow curriculum.

Just want to get out of more back breaking labour and into something cushy and reasonably remunerated tbh. Most of the payroll jobs just seem to want a bit of experience as opposed to educational requirements.

Also how do companies react to randoms sending them work experience requests? Any tips? Wouldn't mind going into some company for a couple of days a week for free just to say I have practical experience.



I was planning on doing a course from home and paying people online to write the essays for me, but then the essay site i was going to use shut down and i've been a NEET ever since


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>Based Billy Hughes confirms wogs aren't white

>Complained about only 300 wogs coming a month

>Now we get 200k niggers, sandniggers, chinks and pajeets a year

How far we've fallen


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>he can still sleep in

you're in for some disappointment heh



hey man i have similar education background. If you have a D level marks i would think i could find work easily.

You would maybe need to join up as customer service or junior payroll to get into it, which is fucking dumb.

I usually exaggerate in interviews and say that i did the books for mum and dads investments and super fund company. Also look into learning SAP or oracle, some jobsare after for those. or just lie and say you know them and then learn on the job, u usually get training anyway.

I havent really sent companies work experience requests, I think it might be better to apply for a job, and then at the interview say. "look i know i dont have the experience but im hungry to learn and work hard, try me out as an intern for a week, and then we'll see how it goes".

Not wanting to work full time will be the biggest problem man. Dont say 2 days a week, normies see that as being lazy




oh man that real fucked up. hope you get it sorted out

$35 an hour is still 70K a year full time. Can i ask what grade 8 level means? Like what does being higher up the mean you can just play your instrument better? or is there also a theory component?




Grades are a way for musicians to get accreditation by just doing a performance exam without having to go through a university degree.

In Australia there is the AMEB


Internationally, Trinity and Royal schools do exams worldwide and are the most well known



Its mostly practical with a small theory component. An LTCL from Trinity is basically equivalent to a Bachelors degree.



>Wanna put study on hold to join the navy

>Family shits a brick and start telling me how bad service life is and that I won't make it

>Twelve month wait on BM, no guarantee there'll be any after twelve months pass

>No other roles are interesting, qualify for officer work but don't want to be in a non-combat role

>Fuck me, guess I'll keep studying

>Pick up work in field of study

>Family members tell me the job sucks without understanding it and can't see how experience here will help me later

>"Don't wanna be putting up with some bullshit job."

I don't fucking understand these people.


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Today I learned that I hate NEETS.



>bumping an 8 month old thread

>when the last post was 3 months ago

>for a shit post like that

Solid effort mate, keep it up. This is why the Fins have superior memes.



Wagies need their thread, sick of them shitting up the NEET thread.



Let's be honest us wagies need a thread too, now I just hope other wage cucks will actually Comment

What are you cunts drinking on this fine friday night


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Got shitfaced on whisky


Are there even enough wagies to have consistent wagie threads? Even then I'm sure we'd still peek around in the NEET threads



>Huey was an Australian this whole time

never knew




I was only having a jeer at anons shitpost, not OPs thread.



Still anon wagies need their own space


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Knocked off at 10:45pm. I'm sick of working these bogan jobs in warehouses and factories. I need to finish my IT degree and get a comfy office job where I can make some real money.



Why would you even associate with a bunch of losers like that?







Huey is that guy from the /v/ neet threads or what ever they're called who shat in a shower


What career prospects are there if you're working as a sales agent or whatever?

I see these jobs in big companies saying that they need someone to do B2B sales or do some cold calling and can't help but wonder that other than sales 'skills' you wouldn't really be gaining anything and won't be having a career.



4am threads.


Man I thought boomers being stupid cunts saying unemployed people were unemployed because they were lazy was a meme.

Until I saw that thread on whirlpool.


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Had a decently productive day today, how was everyone else's?


Bump. Post here instead of the NEET thread


How was your day at work fellow wagies?



But I'm a NEET

*scuttles back to the NEET thread*



How fucking dare you.



They let you work for up to $3000 if you are on the DSP and still get the other benefits. They just deduct the money from the account.


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Good day lads

was at dans today, they were out of Dolce Bianco but asked if any left, some young lad went out to storage and grabbed me a fresh goon, if that ain't customer service i don't know what is


>i actually wish i was a wagie


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me too

we're the lowest of the low



Danposting is beautiful.

I'm working a casual job, five days a week and only a few hours a day but it's keeping me going. I'm going to look into picking up more hours in the new year. Should be some roles opening up now that a bunch of staff are moving on.


At what point to you graduate from wagecuck/wagie to person with a job? Or is all work wagecuckery?



I don't think you understand this meme



I don't understand any meme.



you mean i could get on the DSP and make up to 3000 a week on top of that?


Those darnn NEETs.. Am I right?







I earn 400 a week and am likely elligble for DSP can I get both



Dole bludgeners and such. Fucking menaces to society.



y-yeah it's n-not l-like g-getting a job is h-hard



All I had to do was stick my head down and try a bit. I mean I understand the trials of the average dole bludging dropkick leech of the fabric of society, I was unemployed for 3 months.

They just don't try hard enough.



It took me a year trying very hard



And look at you now, 60k p/a. An asset to the nation.

God bless.



>60k p/a

Fuck no, I earn 24k p/a


i guess this is my home now



And paying tax, you're a good guy. See what a little initiative and a can do attitude can achieve.

Bet when you wake up in the morning you look at yourself in the mirror, smile and say to yourself "this is what I was always meant to be".



gunna visit dans


No I don't look at myself in the mirror, I'm not a vein homo tbh



no more answering infosec questions for neets



I've got a vein for you homo



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Got work tomorrow, I get cash in hand and I'm only a wagie on the weekends.

Probably an 11 hour "shift". It's not really a shift because it's as long as it takes.


Saturday night is wagie night.


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I usually spend it regretting how little I did during the day



I've done more this Saturday than I have in the last other 10

Still wasn't enough



It will never be enough to stop Monday getting closer



of course not


Back from a stint of hard yakka, didn't eat all day.


I took my Weber kettle apart and gave it a proper clean with oven cleaner and shit for the first time in about 10 years.



What did you do, m8?



I clean businesses on the weekend.



Do you make a point of sitting in the boss man's chair?



i sometimes use their coffee mugs and talk to pictures of their daughters.



Yeah, I try not to get caught staring at pictures of their daughters in office meetings.



You just know they will do anything to upset daddy.



I never eat when I'm working either. I do a pretty physical job but eating just makes you feel sluggish



This is true. In a previous IT job I was an absolute slob and looked like it. The General Manager's teen daughter showed up at a Pub Friday session and gave me her number in front of her father.

I saw it for what it was, obviously.



Yeah, as soon as I eat I want to have a nap.


Did you get a promotion?



I'd already committed enough "career limiting moves" that I was going nowhere fast.



He said $3000, not $3000 a week



Did you masturbate into his coffee cup or something?


What's the best trade to make money with that requires the least amount of effort?



Refrigeration technician. not really but I think it'd be cool going from station to station out bush doing that.



I think the closest you could hope for is being a HVAC technician.



Nothing like that. Just had a bunch of formal warnings for calling a spade a fucking shovel and upsetting normies.


Any office wagies here?

You ever just get totally excluded from meetings that concern your department or skillset?



Should have called it a spade instead.



That goes against the APS values so no.



They ended up sacking me for calling a female manager a useless cunt.

Regarding the exclusion, I'm not part of the APS. I've been there a bit over six months. Manager will hold meetings with my colleague (who isn't my TL or anything, just the same as me) and just ignore me. Then some executive decision gets made.



Document, raise the issue, document and if nothing changes take them for bullying and harassment. The courts love that shit these days.



This and you should have taken it to the fair work tribunal, if there were no witness and you did not confirm that you made the statement



Sorry if I wasn't clear, but the two paragraphs were separate things. The first was an old job, I called her a cunt in a company-wide email, so no denying that one LOL.

The other bit about exclusion is a current situation elsewhere.



They're probably partly related though in that in this new job I no longer trust anybody I work with and keep to myself. I'm still pleasant to everybody and do the best I can, but I keep the rest of my life separate from those 7.6 hours.



They still have to make the passing attempt to include you in meetings and shit. It's all that Fair Work stuff. Just because you don't open up about your personal life doesn't mean they can exclude you from work related activities.


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>tfw the only time I don't want to neck myself is when I'm at work



Shouldn't it be the opposite?

What do you do for work anon?



Working is an easy way to have a purpose. Things have time limits and you're always working towards something. You also get that good feel of not fucking everything up, which is nice.

At home it's all just a bit empty


A half day in the life

> Income

> Billable hours: $125 * 2

> Total: $250


> Expenses

> 45km * .70 * 2: $63

> tolls: $6.13

> food: $8

> parking, 2h 5m: $48 (!!)

> Total: $125.13


> net income: $124.87


Melbourne is breaking my spirit, what do?



Don't park in or around the city centre and catch a train in? If it is smoother driving it may reduce driving costs. It is not always feasible but it is something I would look into. Even if you get early bird parking specials if you have a big job in the city works out. In Sydney some places offers in before 9:00 am and out after 3:00 pm for $19.

the worst parking I have seen is $68 for under an hour parking in Sydney on a weekday in the morning



I've been having a dog of a time getting parking at outer suburb train stations ever since the council "fixed" the unofficial parking I had been using. My best option at the moment seems to be Watts St in Box Hill, all day $7.


Paying for parking at all is against my religion, anyway.



How do you handle the fines?



I don't. I stay away where possible from places that charge for parking and when that isn't possible I get triggered by the asphalt jew.


>tfw the busy time of year is nearly over

Looking forward to not wagecucking all the time mates


is this where all the neets went?



Eventually. It's either that or the rope aisle at Bunnings


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IT ENDS when you're walking into pic-related unwillingly.



Always check the weight rated limit for the rope though


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Reminds me of a Seinstein ep


>the asphalt jew




The lack of people in the NEET thread combined with the recent cock-storm has brought the remaining NEETs "outside". The 'fresh air' will do 'em good.



>The 'fresh air' will do 'em good.

On the walk to Dan's



10 manxton lynwood perth



Then get a job



How's the business going? Security guard here thinking about starting my own business. Any tips or advice?




I also want to know what are the costs involved in setting it up? How much is insurance?


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I got one at work. A FAT sports-fan. Always "joking" about how he's a better sportsman than the professionals even tho he's a George Costanza without glasses.

He's casual because mah school-children. Comes in at 10am & leaves at 4pm. Does shit at work.

Won't shut up about the one time he met up with Hugh Jackman like it was the highlight of his pa-the-tic life.

The shell-fish piece of dung should be smashed like a bryon bay bug.

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