How is the saturday neetparty going?
No anime images allowed
Yeah that is pretty based. Will be crucified by the media though.
i just got home from watching the footy with my nan and dad
dad showed me it, he's pretty easy going usually but he's been sperging out about SSM on his facebook and has been especially strong on his stand that people are getting discriminated against for saying they are voting no
even normies are wising up to it
yeah, he sam knew from the get go that people will take it as homophobic and spin it as if he hates them when all he said was let people do what they want
>No anime images allowed
Here - one of the rarest of pepe's in my collection - index of refraction pepe. To see the hidden pepe and his message, you need to change the refractive index by immersing your monitor in water.
Alternately, you can view it on your phone, by putting your phone in a sink full of water - don't worry, this won't damage your phone unless it's an old phone (all smartphones made after 2014 are required by law to be waterproof)
>i think that's a bit unfair
it's what anonymous votes are meant to be for, so the big bad guys can't be breathing down your neck making your choice much fairer
big corps are jumping into it because their ceos don't have enough faith in their product that they feel the need to use their out of touch views to try grab some sales, staying out of it would have been much better for their interests imo
for the afl, yeah. it's like they dont know their own audience.
my dad linked them and said he was going to stop his membership and he's a life member
other companies might be better suited as their customers etc would be more in favour of yes like sbs or some shit where they already know most of them agree with their view
but yeah, it's just a sales pitch and a bit of extra attention
sick and tired of hearing about poofters tbh
As they say, "vote yes and we'll shut up about it" :^)
nah, all businesses stand to lose through engaging in political activism
you're alienating at least 2/3 of your customers to appeal to 1/3 at most
have a look at this
it's the companies supporting ssm
i didnt think there were that many
It's an act of "progressiveness" that's far cheaper than giving their staff pay rises
lol nofunNEET's thread was deleted again
That's hardly fair - I had posts on that thread, now my priceless intellectual property will be lost forever, future generations deprived of my creative genius
i'm glad it's gone. i didnt any tom, dick or harry getting my pepes
not surprised to see a lot of international interests having a say where it isn't warranted
I'm not entirely a NEET, as I'm currently doing TAFE, and I'm doing pretty well. I've got a few assessments left for the year.
My depression and anxiety is lifting now that the cold is fading.
How are other anons doing? Was anyone else affected by SAD?
But that was my thread lol
With any luck appeals go beyond the b/o, unowahmsayn b/o ;D
I'm depressed all the time.
Did you guys get one of those poofter text messages to vote yes? Idk how they got my number, I dont even get telemarketers contacting me.
Man what a horrible night of waging, now time for dinner and a fap and to do it all again tomorrow.
Still beats wfd I guess
fap while eating, gotta save time
Fap, eat, shit and cry
It's the wagie life
>tfw just got home was waging
*home from waging
I'm more retarded than usual tonight.
Here's some complaints on the fag texts on one of those phone lookup sites
i want the no vote to win by a landslide
>tfw brainlet and cant even pass the theory test to get a learners permit
im not even in the car yet and im already failing
By SAD I mean Seasonal Affective Disorder, happens to some people during winter when sunlight is weaker and cold makes people ache and shit. It can really affect your moon. I have depression too, and winter has really made it worse the last few years.
Morning. I see wagecucks and edu-cucks have once again invaded our neet safe space
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pretty sure they've always been infiltrating out thread
same as it ever was
I dont have a mobile so I cant get text
That's just yet again more jewish subterfuge to keep you spinning your wheels feeling sorry for yourself about some made up condishun by them that you can't do anything about except suffer from because they've convinced the goyim they don't have agency.
If you stop to think for a moment that European man evolved in a cold climate where there was less sunlight yet we thrived and adapted to it, this SAD bullshit doesn't even make sense unless perhaps you're African in which case you have bigger issues than feeling down.
>Using the internet for only 12 hours a day
It's like you hate life or something
My internet gets angry at me when I don't use it
Morning lovely unemployed friends, and OP
in the mood to download and play this shit again but I know I'll regret it as soon as I've downloaded it
do you guys play any video games regularly?
I play hs, ow, cs and poe regularly
I play with barbies
I am re-playing GTA San Andreas right now. By far the best of the GTA games.
Well I went to the yes. Org website and found a way to piss them off.
When I get home from waging tonight I'm gonna spam the fuck out of this with a vpn
probably just an automated system and no-one will know so you're wasting your time
in other news, this t-bone was fucking nice but full as fuck now
I hope you ripped all that remaining meat off the bone with your teeth m8. True NEETs are savage with a T-bone.
nah, it was like an inch thick so i threw it out
>wasting perfectly good meat
I am very disappointed in you.
>when I get home from waging tonight
You can't teach a fish to stop swimming
>You can't teach a fish to stop swimming
What if you nail it to a wall ?
It will still try to swim
>walked past a chad-church
>all the girls had bleached hair and wore exercise tights
you've obviously never nailed a fish to a wall
I grandpa had one that used to sing when you pushed a button.
That's like me with rape
Time to play monopoly and shake of these wagie shackles
You usually get a free burger or something, it's not worth it unless you get a few.
You always seem to be wearing the same pants.
your pepe was irritating me
now it works on all chans
To be fair, we never established if the wall was underwater
I was gonna wear another pair but they smelt kinda weird
Considering he never changes his sheets that is no real surprise
I won a small coffee, but sometimes the codes fuck up and give you something else
fair point and i have no experience nailing fish to walls underwater
that musky is stench is what all the fillies crave
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I LOVE THE PASSING OF TIME
Hoping to see some nice car crashes today
be the change you want to see in the world m8
Your life is a wreck mate
i wish to know more
nice hacking skills asioneet
I'm only 20 mins into this but i think this is going to be /ourmovie/
it even has le driving man
>a nogf goon guzzling neet
Have any of you NEETs here ever met each other irl?
I don't think anyone has and I think it's best to keep things that way
the fantasy is much better than whatever the reality is.
Most likely anyone you meet would be a MAX informant
What would be so bad about it?
Unlikely, no other neet lives in my "city"
I reckon someone would try to be funny and stand someone up and then post pics of it or whatever in the general
Alternatively perhaps someone would disclose a bit too much info about themselves and then someone would fuck them over like FagNEET did to GookNEET
I'm all for NEETs becoming friends and keeping it out of the general and maybe meeting up, that could work imo
you have no idea m8
Not all neets vote no
Are there really people like that amongst us?
you asking makes me think you are one of them
NEET DAY OUT IN BENDIGO?
catch the train and it's cheap because you have concession!
go to the pizza hut with buffet and fill ourselves sick
have some beers. maybe let you into my house to play guitar hero
visit the cathedral
go for a bush walk a have a corroboree around a fire
boong/rape NEET detected
Sounds like fun but a bit too far away from me.
>became a neet on thursday
>was a fulltime wagie before
>rent already paid for the next month
what should i buy with my $496?
Buy some groceries m8.
>Your pet sinister cartoon frog gets drafted to die fighting in the war on normies
>He was your only friend
Goon bags aren't $49
The politically correct term is tranny
Fucking bank holiday tomorrow, means mummy is gonna be home all day
I thought bank holiday was a brit term
Stress, depression, obesity. Existence is a struggle.
Your movie maybe shylock
no but I'd probably give it a shot if a non degenerate neet lived close enough near me
Woody Allen is the best screenwriter Hollywood has ever had.
You are just trolling now m80.
Sounds ok minus the beer and guitar hero but nfi am I travelling all that way.
meant to type no fucking way not nfi
Nah, his movies should be books, he's a terrible director but the dialogue is surpassed by none
I hope you get the dsp with those math skills
His dialogue is nihilistic, cynical, smug bullshit.
Is it a good feel? Loneliness is not fun.
It's like he fondled with my heart strings and articulated the subtle peculiarities of my very soul.
A true poet.
Living alone has improved my overall well being tbh and thats not because I have a defective mummybot (my mummybot is great tbh).
I do get lonely but this place, vidya, psych appointments, sports lady appointments, visits from mummybot every 4-8 weeks fill the void pretty well most of the time.
I do wish I had one friend or something irl sometimes but I cant tolerate most people and even if I could I have nfi how i'd even go about meeting people or interacting with given that I dont follow normieball, watch tv/moves/anime, have any social media or even own a mobile phone.
He fondled worse than his daughter's heartstrings.
It's the same model just a newer make.
Well that's good that you are doing okay m8.
/ourmovie/ is no movie because none of us have the determination or skill to make a movie
I walk, clean, play vidya, listen to podcast and sometimes I watch other people play vidya (mainly major tournaments, for poe build ideas, netdecking)
and what's worse - I just found out most wagies don't even have to wagecuck tomorrow. The outrage never ends! It's like they've taken away our last compensation for being neets.
I go to bed at around 8:30 each night now. It sort of happened by accident but it is what it is. I read in bed until about midnight before turning out the light.
I don't know what I'm going to do once I ruin out of books that can engross me for three or four hours at a time. I will probably just end up lying in bed for hours before getting to sleep.
Wait is it a public holiday for poztorians tomorrow? cause I have a psych appointment and I dont want to travel an hour just to find out they fucked up.
Chans mainly cover American stuff. Redpill me on Australia - what dark secrets has my sheltered upbringing and (((public education))) kept from me?
(((boongs))) are one of the lost tribes of jews
The faggot who got rid of the wap was a kike and our first kike pm.
It's a public holiday for WA, nowhere else I think
Yeah we get it this weekend for the queens birthday, the other states had it back in june
thank fuck you cunts had me worried
it's worth it to get out of melbourne for some fresh air
if there's ever a melb meet i'd go. yes i would travel 4hrs just for a neet meet. got nothing else to do
I cant remember and i cbf looking it up atm
I dont have a car and I hate buses and trains so yeah
they're vline trains mate. the seats are comfy and there's a quite carriage
meet me at swan hill fish and chip shop in 4 hours
all right mate. you better be lubed up when i get there
I hate all trains
even steam trains?
Did a train touch you inappropriately once ?
neets aren't very useful engines
They're loud so I dont like them.
Ok, did some googling - it turns out there was an jewish immigrant by the name of Walter Max Lippmann (not to be confused with the American Walter Lippmann, who was an expert on propaganda/media studies), who was the main force in giving us multiculturalism and the refugee policy we all know and love.
Any more red pills before I go to sleep?
The jew pm I was thinking about was (((malcolm fraser)))
Who has depression here? I have bouts of it (drug induced)
All the time lad, probably just because I'm a shit person with a shit life though
I constantly have what I would call mild depression, but sometimes I get major bouts of it where I can't even get out of bed.
Not full depression but I'm never satisfied with life, even during the better moments. I don't have anyone I can trust and I know I'll always end up alone.
It's been with me for over a decade at this point, though the intensity waxes and wanes. Tolerable at the moment.
Fuck what a horrible night of waging, my Goldstein is letting me out of the cage tomorrow so I might get drunk tonight
Morning my NEET brethren
Fucking wagies get to rp as neets today, it's not fair.
What you gonna do about it neet?
Wagies rule this day
Then God brought an ecstasy upon Adam and caused him to sleep, and took one of his ribs and filled up flesh instead thereof. And God built up the rib, which he took from Adam, into a woman, and brought her to Adam.
And Adam said, " This now is bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh, let her be called Woman." Because she was taken out of her man, therefore a man is to leave his father and his mother and cleave to his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
I'm gonna REEEEEEEEEEEEEE for about a minute or two
Then I'm gonna keep on doing nothing
I'm waging anyway, poor mr goldstein has to pay more for my services though
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why did you defend a kike movie lover like me?
that kys looks out of place
Just got back from my NEETwalk and saw this, made my day tbh.
>defending a kike movie lover and a wagecuck
>they claim they're not trying to influence the vote
Another day with absolutely no energy. I am completely flat.
So what would you like to be doing neetanon?
My house and garden both need a massive clean. I am living in squalor here. I haven't washed my clothes in ages. My sheets are filthy and my towels smell.
same, i'm blaming the weather
it's a lovely day. i hate when that happens
M O R N I N G
still haven't gotten my postal vote reeee
>still haven't gotten my postal vote reeee
You have access to a washing machine? And some dishwashing liquid/laundry powder?
Laundry is probably the easiest job when the machine is handy and ready to go
The real barrier is that I have to go outside into my backyard to hang things on the line. I hate being seen by the neighbours. Feel sick just thinking about it.
lol anon, it sounds like a clothes dryer would be your kind of thing
Or maybe you could plant some shrubs ?
I have been considering getting a clothes dryer but they are not cheap and I have nowhere to put one.
Dryers also use a shiton of electricity, best bet is to get one of those folding clothes racks/lines and hang your clothes in your house, thats what I do.
i'd hate to live in a public toilet
feel for you anon
Do they get dry like that? My house is cold and damp a lot of the time.
I set it up in my living room next to my glass sliding doors, if it's a sunny day my clothes will be dry by the next morning, if it's a cloudy/rainy day it takes about a day and half to dry.
Just watched Razorback, someone on the movie thread recommended it. pretty good
Unreal that these get so big irl, was just read about them that they are not a separate species than regular pigs. They were introduced then went wild and survival of the fittest took hold.
Just round-up everything mate
that's gotta be a rhino without its horn, r-right?
Feel so good not to be at work today.
For once I feel like a real neet again
why must you troll us so?
Mondays are a big day in my neet life because the new Coles and Woolworths Catalogues come out. Sadly there was not much of interest this week. Getting a few bargains on special is a highlight of my existence lately.
success comes in many forms
I wasted a lot of fuel cruising around this arvo. Just couldn't stand being in the house. Sitting in my car in a secluded parking lot, might have a nap, its pissing down outside.
You need to dream bigger dreams, catalogue-neet. How about Aldi and IGA?
We don't have them where I live. Well we do have an IGA but it is really small and expensive.
>recognizing apex motors on way to airport
tfw a fellow NEET lives next one of your uncles
tfw a fellow NEET is your uncle
What's the best value neetmeal I get from a drive thru?
speaking of NEET family, does anyone here have NEET parents?
I have retired parents. I don't consider being aged pensioners being NEET though.
my mum is a dropkick drunk
Yeah that's true, I wouldn't either
does that mean that DSPNEETs aren't really NEETs?
Chickens nuggets anon. They'll make you homesick for tendies.
I'm pretty sure some of us will be creepy old uncles one day. It's the only way we'll ever see our genes continue.
Fellow neets, have any of your siblings successfully spawned?
I would put a legit disabled DSP person (like a paraplegic or something) in the same non-NEET category as an aged pensioner.
But your mental illness disability NEET is very much a NEET. The ultimate NEET in fact.
I have a niece and nephew. I have never met them though.
Stop eating the food jew
i am a physical DSPNEET
tfw told to leave your last refuge, now i have nothing
What is your disability m8?
You can still hang out here m80, we won't judge you
>falling for the starving to death meme
My dick is disproportionately large and i cant walk due to it, i also have heart issues as when i get aroused it takes too long for the blood to circulate.
>My dick is disproportionately large and i cant walk due to it
Me too but it doesn't even qualify you for dsp anymore
The world is a cruel place
I'M HUNGRY AND THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE
He clearly said drive thru aka fast food aka jew food you fucking dunce
tfw you are the crippled prodigy of a centuries old eugenics program to breed a gargantuan cocked porn star ubermensch
I HAVE THAT SAME PROBLEM
LETS ORDER PIZZA
ALREADY HAVE ITS TIME FEAST AND INCREASE BODY MASS
>public holiday surcharge
>muh dick posting
>porn star ubermensch
Nice try shlomo.
Did we trigger pizzaneet?
>Give the goyim a 'holiday'
>Use it as an excuse to charge them extra shekels
Christmas, Easter, Australia day - they're all jewish plots, aren't they?
> Australia day
pains me to think this through
I JUST ORDERED MINE
TONIGHT WE DINE IN FAT BASTARD HELL
Vodka and Resident Evil: the ultimate combination.
What NEET games are my fellow NEET's playing tonight?
Looks pretty good. My local dominos pizzas always look way worse than that.
>But your mental illness disability NEET is very much a NEET. The ultimate NEET in fact.
Well, at least I am the ultimate in something, feels kinda good.
Fakkin nice man
Is that a Dominos peri peri pizza and a meatlovers and some… chips?
Butter chicken pizza and 7 meats pizza with cheese crust and gravy chips
the dietNEET metamorphosis has begun
Change your fucking sheets
Had to try pajeets meat for the discount thou
They're not even dirty
Damn sounds nice. Did it actually taste like butter chicken?
I'm playing 'get my shitty 3d printer to print stuff properly'
No tastes like an abos dick
Mummybot's in a good mood, went down to get me a sundae.
Gonna be a good night tonight boys.
>meat on meat on meat
are you deliberately trying to fuck yourself up?
how are you going to control your bed wetting problem?
you cant ruin it all by doing that
did you tell her it's mundae not sundae
I want to go to my 24 hour gym tonight, but I want to wait until it's no longer infested by normies. What time of night do normies normally stop norming?
Nothing but I might pull out my old 3ds and play some pokemon or i'll just play some overwatch/civ5
I bet you'll eat everything there.
11pm that's when all the pajeets show up and stink them out
I finished one pizza, now it's time to poo poo
I have my absorb mat, it'll be fine
also change your sheets and clean your walls you fucking pig
>they're not even dirty
You keep telling yourself that
It's better to live in filth
the reason your life is so fucked up is because you eat meat and masturbate all day. everytime you go take a shit, its like squeezing out a metal nugget. eat some fruit and vegetables and add real substance to your diet instead of just eating meat all the time.
Dole bludging cunt
cost about $7 in ingredients
too tired to bludgeon any dolls tonight lad
>tfw no intimate romantic relationship
Could have snagged it out of the dumpster
Which would you rather?
Piss your pants on a crowded train
Shit your pants on a crowded train
shit, no one will know who it is
Sounds terrible, neets are solitary creatures
not having jesus would be worse
I'd rather piss my pants, if it was a hot day the pee pee will cool you down
Is it too much to ask for both?
>cool you down
maybe with airflow but not in a stuffy train
pee pee is warm though
I don't want to die alone
Your piss would be hot actually, your inner body fluids are always hotter than the air temp.
Piss poor piss knowledge mate
I do. Having others hovering over me would just make a bad moment even more awkward
I would piss and shit my pants then vomit on myself, then for the remainder of the train trip I would fart and burp.
Wagies would love it
Are you 5 or retarded because those are the only people who ask retarded questions like that.
Please don't bully the dspneets
>being in this thread and not being retarded
>being smart enough to know that you're retarded
you better follow him out the door
I'm on dsp myself cunt
just because you're a neet doesnt mean you have to behave like a nigger
I'll fucking bash you ya gook cunt
so am i
RETARD FIGHT NOW CUNT
>i thought it was the end of year school holidays but it's only end of term
got a bit of relief there. i have no sense of time anymore
Can't wait till next school holidays, many victims about
There's a midget who works at office works joondalup, he must be a real idiot since he could probably get the dsp easy
i'm on dsp and looking for work
maybe he wants to improve
They're arguing about who get the last piece of cooked dog
>Wants to work
Being retarded is a disability after all
Ate both pizzas, my stomach hurts
>be on dsp
>look for work willingly
I can see why you got the dsp
Open some BBC porn
how did you know?
British girls are hot
Inbred goblinoids are your idea of hot?
I mean the good looking ones.
i'm forced to be NEET, i never wanted to be
I have just put a load of towels in the washing machine and might even take the doggo for a walk later on.
It is shaping up to be a big day.
Make sure you don't wash doggo and take the towels for a walk
>Make sure you don't wash doggo and take the towels for a walk
happens to the best of us
My cat gets annoyed when I shave him and feed my head
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>feed my head
here comes the flashbacks
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>feed my head
here comes the flashbacks
The towels are on the line, the doggo got walked. No-one was watching when Doggo took a shit which was good because I hate being seen when he does that. Makes me feel self-conscious for some reason. Which is weird because I'm not the one taking the shit in public but whatever.
Remember what the dormouse said …
wash your sheets while you're at it
It is rapeneet that needs to wash his sheets.
I am actually going to throw my sheets out and just buy new ones because they are flannelette and I have had them on all winter and they have become rough and bumpy. Will buy some nice cool smooth ones for the summer.
You picked up the shit right?
I'm not going to wash my sheets, I'm sitting in bed doing mean farts from those pizzas I ate last night
Trick question, picking up dog shit is clearly work
But sniffing dog shit is enjoyable
I take a bag with me to pick up droppings but on this occasion I opted not to pick it up since Doggo did his shit in an overgrown part of an empty paddock where it wouldn't bother anyone.
What do you think your 10 year old version of yourself will think of you today?
He should mind his own fucking business. He doesn't know shit.
Trying to poo but it's not coming out
Did you remember to eat and digest your food beforehand ?
I hope you picked up after him but given that you hate it when your dog shits I'm going to assume you didn't because you're a nigger
Thanks to whoever recommended sardines they're great and much better than tuna.
Goddamn you must have a miserable life m8.
Does it cheer you up to come here and be a self righteous cunt to the NEETs ?
>pointing out that somebody is behaving like a nigger must mean i have a miserable life
Just because you're a neet doesnt mean you should behave like a nigger
the mackerel is pretty good too. oyster and mussels taste pretty bad but they are loaded with nutrients
Nah I rubbed the pizza all over my body to absorb its power, just had a coffee and it expelled the evil brewing in my anus
So I just started on that spending spree I was talking about a few days ago. I have decided to spend some of my money on improving my house and having a few nice things.
I just spent about $300 on kitchen stuff and some new curtains. It feels wrong but I need to do it. I need to stop living like a pauper when I have lots of money in the bank and no reason to keep it there.
I am a human being. I need to stop living like an animal.
I wish I could like canned fish. I tried so hard but it just isn't my thing. It is so nutritious and cheap, I wish I could like it. But seafood is one of those things that some people love and others hate. I like most fresh fish but I can't enjoy it out of a can.
Maybe stagger all the purchases you need over two months or so. That way your savings won't get too depleted in case some unexpected expenses come up.
I am staggering my purchases over the next couple of months. My savings are not at risk of being depleted though.
Decided to cut back on coffee today since I think it may be part of the cause of my anxiety issues and god damn caffeine withdrawals are worse than nicotine withdrawals.
You need to taper down gently m8.
You could have given that money to hungry aboriginal children
Yeah I think so, I didn't think it would be this bad, almost feels like I have the flu and I've only cut out 2 coffees from my day.
What sort of coffee do you drink?
On Tip-top bread.
The skin on the outside corner of one of my eyes has gone all dry, crusty, red and sore. I think it is because I put pressure on it against the pillow when I sleep.
Why is nothing ever simple?
A big spoon or small spoon per cup?
One tea spoon per cup.
How many coffees per day were you having?
How about… potted flowers? I had Petunias a few years ago (bought from Bunnings), and they did make my place look better. There was a bit of effort keeping them going, and they eventually died off due to a serious fungal infection that got into the roots… but it was rather satisfying for the several months.
I might give the mackerel a try when I go shopping in a few days. I've had oysters and mussels but I cant remember if i liked them or not if one of the name brand ones is on special I might try them.
I cut back my coffee from 8-10+ cups a day to 1-3 idk if it helped my anxiety but it sure helped my sleep schedule and that helped my anxiety and other things.
How many sugars?
two and two with only a little milk is the correct way
Two sugars is way too sweet.
i sometimes have three, i want to make it a syrup
Officially down 70kg from today lads.
Also my exercise lady thinks for my build/frame/w/e that I only need to lose about 15-20kg more so thats great because I thought i'd have to lose another 30kg
any progress pics mate?
>purposefully eating kike sugar
Never took any because I never expected to make it this far, I also dont own a camera or mobile phone.
No sugar or milk, just black.
i use an icecream scoop too
Six is quite a lot. I would not have more than 4.
well you're not him are you
so what comes after the beginning?
what did you mean by that?
lowest prices are just the beginning…
what comes next?
what makes the sounds in your head that determines what you're saying?
The apocalypse. The nearest Bunning's Warehouse implodes and opens a portal to hell where a horde of zombie Scott Cam's come and harvest everyone's soul.
Rapeneet were those two new pizzas you had from Domino's any good?
I am thinking of giving them a try.
prove me wrong
I don't understand the question. I think about what I am going to say, by speaking (thinking) about it in my mind like an internal monologue, or just doing it by instinct if the conversation requires no effort.
I also have conversations in my head using my internal voices (which I all control, and I try and make a realistic conversation). Sometimes I pretend that I am successful for some reason, and someone is interviewing me, and I pose the interview questions using one voice and reply to them using my own internal voice. This all occurs in my mind. The funny part is, that these conversations are more caring and in depth than any of the conversations I had with my "friends" at school, maybe because I am essentially talking to myself.
This might be unhealthy, I don't care, it gives me something to do, larping as a better person and getting imaginary respect and interest from the characters based off random, or real people that I create in my mind. Another thing I like doing is applying this to school situations. I spend quite a while thinking back at pivotal parts of school and trying to re-imagine them, and doing something different, like a parallel universe, a place free of failure and it makes me happy. Then I realize it is just in my mind and I am nearly 21 and my life is irreparably fucked.
A sausage up your bum
they can pay me the $3 then
Jan they were shit and gave me the shits
Was it the place the cooked it hygienic? What sort of people worked there?
the only ones i get are the beef and onion and the veg trio then i use a slice from each and make a sandwich
Mostly kids, I could smell their fear as they saw my cumstained musky clothes and throbbing penis through my pants
Dietneet has achieved something. I can see I'll have 0 achievements this year. Anyone else get anything done in 2017?
Became a wage and didn't kill myself
Saw a burqa bitch right now
And with 5 kids already too. This country is fucked.
mia khalifa destroyed me
I'm not dietneet im dspneet (or at least thats what I was known by awhile ago). I do wonder what happen to dietneet tho cause I havent seen his post for a few weeks.
wHAT SORT OF PROFESSIONALS HAVE BEEN HELPING YOU LOSE WEIGHT M8?
excuse caps please.
I've seen a psych for muh anxiety/depression/etc and a sports physiologist for my injured shoulder.
Professional help did help but I'd say at least 75% of it was done by myself.
You have done really well m8. Are you still depressed?
A little but thats mainly due to being a social retard, the loneliness that comes with that and your typical depression related things you get from being "le redpilled"
I use to not go a week or two without legit wanting to kill now its more like every 2-3 months and thats generally because of something getting me really down rather than just being a depressed faggot.
Where do you see yourself in 12 months time?
not sure if the second one is a positive thing yet though
No idea tbh. hopefully with a gf and lifting at the gym becoming chadneet
posting to neet general #200
neet king will get us shut down before then
A current affair has already approached me for an exclusive interview
Man its been a shit night, picked up some Indian food from Mt Lawley and there was a pack of rowdy bongs asking people for money and yelling like monkeys.
Then there was 13 year old kids trying to wash windows at traffic lights at 7:30 at night, and I went to a KFC in south Perth and there was 2 smelly junkies trying to buy a small chips with 10 cent pieces and they smelt worse than I do.
I'm sure Tracy will love the gooncave
>tfw never been to a music festival
>tfw never been clubbing
>tfw only ever been to country pubs that are more like restaurants
>tfw never had any social media
I wonder what % of 18-30 yr old Australian youth fit these requirements, I'm not being a unique special I'm above it all faggot or regret not doing any of those things, just seriously wonder what % it would be, I feel nothing in common with everyone my age. I'm so sick of Instagram basics on the train playing Snapchat videos.
Because med certs run out and I'm sick of max
I wonder if ACA's (((poll)) will disapprove of gooncaves by 95% of 99%?
Man I know what you mean, I was at the local Westfields the other day and there's just the absolute gutter cunts there.
Any shopping center within close proximity to a train station is always a recipe for disaster but the amount of druggies, 13 yr old eshay lads and PoC mystery meat just shitting up the place was ridiculous, no wonder everyone does online shopping these days when those types populate the place
Quite now, luckily I have some Netflix crap on my phone
In the USA many shopping malls have closed down because of the nigger problem. I think we are probably heading the same way. They are just not nice places to be any more.
Honestly, less than %1 most likely.
I remember they used to be really comfy to go to after school, now it's just inhabited by the absolute dregs of society
I've never been to a music festival but I did live across the road from one for a few years
Not fun times,although rapeneet would have enjoyed it
>tfw never had any social media
i think this is the big one. i was pretty close to making a myspace page. even made a custom css that i was going to use. despite my friends urging me to make one for some reason i just couldn't do it. i reckon some girls at school probably would have contacted me too. things would have turned out a lot different if i had made one
But nearly 100% of this thread
They will disapprove of the rape Caves 100 %
Most of those old MySpace pages are still up
Anon all that shit has been dying for >5 years. Except for social media.
Apart from the wagies, yeah
and the uni students
and the failed normies
and the degenerate crackhead
and that's pretty much everyone
Except that child pedo guy from Channel 9
that was a riot
>aca reporter does a segment on pedophiles
>gets charged with possession of cp
>tfw fucking 3d printer still won't work
>tfw have to go to a max appointment and interview tomorrow
>tfw there's a rent inspection, the place is a typical neetcave pigsty
>tfw people when non-neets keep infesting the neet thread
>tfw when no pepe in your rare folder can express your despair
Why do we keep going guys, when the world is against us?
Because unless you are 100% satisfied with your circumstances then the alternative (death and non-existence) is worst
Anything can happen, anything can change
I always viewed life as an MMO except when you die you can't respawn, never know what shit will go down so I want to be here for as long as I can no matter what bullshit comes my way
he's a faggot too
you didn't rape her?
A while ago I was a dope smoking degenerate. I smoked a lot. Got to the point where I had normalised being high, so I didn't even get an enjoyable buzz after a toke, just felt slower and had a cough. Smoking more would not make me feel higher, just tired, but not so tired that I could not do shit. Without smoking, I did not have the energy and got fatigued, while high I could push myself and get more done. Some of the guys I used to hang around with were just party smokers, so they would hang out with me and smoke my weed, I got social contact in exchange, I guess. They used to joke around about 'the next level' while smoking and drinking. In other words, getting blackout shitfaced. So I started binging weed; sucking down as many cones as I could in a short period, so I could actually feel high. I was probably going through a half a week, depending on how much I had been working, more if my 'mates' stopped by for a j or a few cones. This is where the talking to myself comes in.
I'd be smoking, usually by myself. If my lungs were too fucked to continue I'd lift, draw, tidy up until I could continue. I'd be having an internal monologue, or thinking about shit I needed to do, then it answered. Or I answered. It was a voice in my head, my voice, but I wasn't consciously thinking about it. It just spoke to me, usually in one word answers from the back of my skull. Scared the shit out of me and not just because I was hearing a voice in my head. It was like a version of me that was sick of my bullshit. "I'll do this later" I would think to myself, "If you say so" it answered. "I'm too tired to do this." "So you're going to bed?" it replied. Shit like that. On the one hand I thought I was going nuts, on the other, it was pushing me to sort my shit out. Sometimes I would get high, just to see if I could get the voice to talk to me, to get it to boss me around, tell me what to do, but it only seemed to answer when I was getting high instead of doing something important. It scared me, but in a good way.
I've since seen some stuff about the Jungian Shadow and people having a dialogue to sort out their issues. For a while I was looking into shamanistic and occult stuff, hoping the voice was like a spirit or something. Seems like it was just a hallucination caused by greening out. A temporary psychosis, or something. I have not smoked in years, but I'm tempted to start it up again, just to see if that voice is still there.
you eat all that shit but non-diet sunkist is too much?
Too much sugar makes me sick and shit like pajeet
Definitely just an affect of the pot and overthinking, m8.
Daydreaming doesn't have to be maladaptive and you're 20, not near irreparably fucked.
Anyone here tried this shit with cenno ?
Australia is creating its own space agency. And I'm glad to say that South Australia will be taking a leading role in the formation and operation of this agency.
Oh, what a time it is to be a South Australian.
been in the exact same place, havent smoked for almost 3 years - there was one exception
i dont think it would work if you just had a cone now though, i feel like it's sort of a bi-product of long term use, like it is the stone but it goes unnoticed because you're always on that level
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No. You could probably make a claim for dsp if you were morbidly obese though. I'm talking corpulent. It would probably not count as a permanent condition and you would need constant med certs to confirm you're indeed a fattie. Great for self esteem, I'm sure.
UK dole is different though. That's 22k between the 4 of them, including housing allowance. They get less cash than aus, but a higher housing allowance. The allowances for partners and cohabitation is reduced and they're probably getting less than if they lived separately. But housing is an issue in the UK, so getting less is probably better than sharing a commie block with nigs and pakis, assuming they're renting outside a major city and not dependent on gov housing.
It's probably just a shame piece run by a tabloid. Vid related.
that pic of the german club is pretty interesting, it's before the war so i guess there wasnt as much of a taboo
although i'm thinking there wouldve been a fair bit anti-german sentiment, there definitely was after the first world war. heaps and heaps of towns changed their names to disassociate themselves from the krauts
but anyway, yeah, i read the article and if it produces jobs that's fucking great
Isn't Farmers Union extinct now? Or is that Kiewa?
it's still around but im pretty sure it's not owned by s.aussies
Looked it up. Farmers Union is owned by Japs now, Kiewa is ded.
i just looked that up and it says it's a river
was it a milk co.?
A Victorian one, now gone. Used to be able to get it anywhere south of Wagga, north of Melbourne. We get Farmers Union here though. Merigold (big M) is Melbourne, so it has AIDS. Devondale might be another Vic company, not sure.
you dont call wagga wagga wagga
never seen kiewa, i'm south aussie. i've been going through a few dares lately
pic related is still state owned but the way the global economy works it's pretty much impossible not to feed the multinationals, at least indirectly
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in case you dont know what i'm on about
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Greg Champion? I think my Dad knew his family. I have family in Benalla. Here's some Slim.
So what you're saying is you have to call wagga wagga wagga wagga ?
I really enjoyed typing that for some reason
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that's a stan coster song
he's worth a look into if you're into that kind of music
i kind of see it like slim traveled the land and his songs are about the people he met where as stan worked the land and his songs are mostly his own experiences
saying that, this song isnt written by him but it's a beauty
exploring space is a fucking kids game and is a waste of natural resources
Resources on this planet are finite, space is immeasurably vast. Humanity only has 4 billion years or so, until the sun runs out of fuel. If we're not colonizing space before then, it means the apes won and civilization stagnated.
sort yourself out
>the apes won and civilization stagnated
planet of the apes, but back into the dreamtime
Tried watching the new star trek show discovery, it was fucking horrible.
Any cunts in Melbourne want to help this NEET get his P's? Just let me drive ya car around somewhere so I can refresh my skills and do my P's test finally.
no car to practice in?
It's my birthday.
Feel free to give best wishes.
I watched the first episode and about 5 minutes of the second one before quitting and moving both files to the recycling bin.
Nah, I am paying 40 to some Panjeet driving school for lessons. I'm also thinking about paying them to give me their lessons + driving test package for the test day as well.
Pricy for a neet like me however.
It's my birthday tomorrow, how old are you?
i guess that was meant for me
happy bday for tomorrow
Ha! I'll be 27 as well
Three more years and it will be the big 30
yeah, not being able to practice regularly on the cheap really sucks though i paid around $80/hr for my instructor who was an aussie and a top bloke
what were you looking to brush up on?
He wants to practise parking in your rear
yeah, i'm feeling it.
grey hairs and sore bones. it's all catching up
Just driving an auto through the suburbs. I just need to pass my P's
but i voted no, or would have if my postal vote wasn't stolen/lost
if it's only basic throttle/braking/steering then you're probably better off saving $40/$60 for an hour and jumping right into the test afterwards
all that comes quickly with time behind the wheel and gets better when you start playing games of how little you can rock the car while driving
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listening to this while working on my new business
>listening to nigger music
bit quick on that itchy nigger finger, arent you?
>my new business
What sort of business m8?
cashless welfare to cash
pretty simple, the gov is gonna roll out the cashless welfare card nationwide soon enough, but you can buy essentiallys, so if you want $50 cash, you will need to go an buy $75 of non-perishable goods that I can resell easily for a profit.
Sounds like the sort of thing they will specifically outlaw m8.
nah, can't outlaw trade like that, it's not dealing in stolen goods or anything, just markets, you buy $75 of baby formula, i buy it from you for $50, resell for $70 and get a $20 cut.
Apart from the government regulating such a business out of existence, the other downside I see there is that you would be dealing with the absolute scum of the earth as your customers. Drug addicts and worse.
that'd be a first for a gov to regulate arbitrage, i know why you think it would be regulated but it is not nor ever would be
I really like the Cadbury chocolate that has the little things that explode in your mouth.
they'd have to police what you can buy on welfare to stop a black market from happening, and even then that is pretty limited in what it can do
just have a look at the ebt system over in america
they can't police what you can buy because even though it's welfare it is still deemed income which is why it goes on your ATO, food stamps are a different program, even when they limit what you can buy with 80% of your income on the cashless card, there's no stopping you buying up nappies or formula or other stuff and reselling it, nothing against the law anyway, and i've looked into it and i'm deadly serious about doing this, there will be plenty of people willing to sell you stuff they bought on the card for cheaper just to get cash.
>there will be plenty of people willing to sell you stuff they bought on the card for cheaper just to get cash
the sad part is that a lot of them would be honest folk who are falling on hard times that need the cash to buy something not on the approved list
You are making a pretty big assumption about that cashless welfare card thing going national. Only the Liberals seem into it, and even they are struggling to justify it in the face of the evidence from the trial sites and I doubt they will end up taking it national before the next election (which they will probably lose).
example? let's be serious, the only kind of stuff that will be on the list will be things you don't actually need like alcohol and ciggies, not food.
even if they lose, it has momentum and do you really think labor is any different? avenues of rent seeking is drying up, and this is a way for them to rent seek off the tax payer so it's gonna happen for sure, will take time but eventually it will go nationwide, the effectiveness of the program doesn't even matter nor the evidence from the trial sites, it's about setting up systems whereby politicans can farm out work to their buddies in the private sector and charge the tax payer an insane overinflated price for doing so
the way it's probably going to work is that the libs will use it as a bargaining chip for some labour party policy that they really want to get through and they'll take it no questions asked
<car ownership costs
<pet ownership costs
<electronic devices of any sort
pretty sure none of those would be covered on an approved welfare spending program
nah, none of those things are on it, at this time it can't be used to purchase alcohol, ciggies, gambling or cash withdrawal.
>Welfare can only be used to purchase essential goods, healthy food and services
>No more Domino's pizzas, no more chocolate binges
What're we gonna do guys? We'll be starved down to a healthy and attractive weight.
What about hookers?
This cashless system is one of the reasons I became a wagie, you can tell yourself it won't happen or that it's "years" off.
But it will happen and you will have as much purchasing power as the common abo
alright, yeah i'm reading up on the system they're trying out and it doesn't seem as bad as i thought it was going to be
still rubs me the wrong way
>What about hookers?
same. I haven't been able to get enough shifts to quite get off the bux yet though.
I'll probably kill myself if it happens.
but then what if everyone becomes the dole bludger?
With this cashless system, lets say you keep saving your money and not spending any of it (for arguments sake) and saving it up to $10,000. Is that $8000 (80%) quarantined forever, or after a while does the past money get "unlocked"? Or has this hypothetical question never been asked, because everyone lives payment to payment?
I don't know what happens. I do know you don't earn any interest on your money that is locked in the account.
They'll probably look at what you spend on average, and reduce your credit to the amount you only spend.
We are on the brink of the end of comfy neet era. Make the most of it.
dunno, never used one but i assume they take cash only so if if only 20% of your newstart can be access as cash, i guess you're stuck with your hand, you start wading into fraud territory if you run a brothel but pretend to be charging the client for nappies
this is a really good question, i imagine they'll reduce your payments until you spend it and go back under some threshhold, so it would seem the days of neets living at home and saving more money due to no bills will soon be over
The cashless welfare card will turn parts of Australia into a ghettofied niggerdom like in America.
Can only hope labor get in next election and kill it off.
You could buy expensive computer parts with the 80% and flip them on ebay or gumtree
yeah, that's why i think there is an opportuntiy to actually make a business out of it once it rolls out nationwide
I'm starting to think there is something holy about taking a big huge shit. Maybe poo poo posting isn't just shitposting.
Don't these pics make you want to take a 45 minute dump in an outback dunny? With all that semirural wilderness about you.
It's like when you take a psychedelic substance you need the right frame of mind and setting. When you take a big huge dump you need the right kind of toilet to have peace of mind and to be undisturbed.
I predict that the cashless system will come in a neet general #200
>It's like when you take a psychedelic substance you need the right frame of mind and setting. When you take a big huge dump you need the right kind of toilet to have peace of mind and to be undisturbed.
On a surprisingly related note I once took some magic mushrooms mixed with the wrong ones.
Hallucinations and diharhea is a bad combination
i dont know about the long drop, there'll be flies and stinky-ness but yeah, they look alright.
I go driving out bush (semi rural, i usually stick to the bitumen) pretty regularly (at least once a month) and i stop in and look at cemeteries, i just use it as an excuse to stop and suss out the place but i make a point to have a shit in their dunnies if they have one
you ever had your arse bitten by a spider there?
nah, if it looks too shonky i'll hold it and go on to the next place
BushChad has redback bite scars all over his arse
I dont drink or smoke or eat like a slob so yeah I legit couldnt care
What vices do you have m8?
Vidya altho I only spend 20-40 hours on that a fortnight
What do you do to fill in the rest of your time?
Fresh off the wagieboat, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Workminded. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this NEET enclosure: You got lots of friends here, you got real NEET culture, you got love and good times here. It's anguish of the stomach cramps, haemorrhoids and substance abuse, we're all going to make it brah by using NEETbux and dominoes vouchers that your /aus/ friends share. Lots of that here. You don't work. You don't try. This ain't hard yakka, kid. This is realNEET hours. We have possums and bees, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like fucking fr*gposters, you can go jerk off to anime with nofunNEET, you daily tedies will be at the expense of your mummybot, just as the memegod demands. I hope you enjoy yourself here. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are the same here, day in-day out. You can be comfy here. Me ? heh, I'm a shitposter.. this place…. this place has a lot of love to share… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can embrace the inner NEET.
You should take a holiday to India, you can shit on mountains or in the local hospital
Very well said. Quality post.
i misspelled tendies and my autistisms are playing up
Yes I saw that but opted not to mention it since the post as a whole was so good.
Cleaning the house, cooking, working out, 2 hour walks, etc
I'm not a wagie
Aboriginal syphilis infected semen spouting out of herpes tainted penis
This is pure shitposting
How many other wageneets post here?
Imageboard etiquette requires that the very finest posts be completely ignored, while obvious flamebait and autistic tantrums by spergs with the mental development of an 8 year old garner all the replies.
It's just how we like it
The rapeneet theory of neetposting.
This isn't a trick so you can ban us all, r-right?
I don't think buying rope is allowed mate, you'll have to kill yourself with fruit and vegies
That sounds like something a wagie would ask
The only question a wagie asks is where can I find a noose
Alright son, where were you between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM today?
a-at home playing anime and watching video games, s-sir
I was … helping … your mummybot … change her sheets
Going to start ordering shit from uber eats until I meet neetking
I'll be leaving my bin unlocked at night until he shows up
You should be far more afraid of him knowing who you are than the reverse.
I'm the bigbadneet
5 posts down dumbass
How did you become red pilled neets? For me the largest influence wasn't chans or blogs, it was a close reading of wikipedia - all that data close together…I started realising that the official explanations for stuff in the media and textbooks didn't make sense
What we call the red pill was to me always just common sense. I took what would today be called red-pilled positions from an early age, not really understanding the broader context at that time. Later on I read things online to sharpen my ideas.
would've been around 2007. can't exactly remember what site though. might have been halfchan or stormfront.
also i remember when swin flu was all over the media and it seemed really off. looked it up on youtube and found alex jones. i miss oldschool alex jones
reading into the general fuckery around the aurora shooting and sandy hoax
that wasnt me, i wouldn't be that rude. 27
had lunch with my grandma and she gave me $50 (which i tried to give back but she started making a scene so i kept it)
went to an op shop near the cafe and bought a couple shirts
was a good day
Pretty much the same for me, although I've always had a pessimistic blackpilled outlook on things and reading things online only confirmed and reinforced my pessimism.
what most people claim to be red pill is actually blue pill
i'd call him mannered neet
You wear dead peoples second-hand clothes?
i used to be a 9/11 was a hoax - the establishment is evil guy when i was in my teens
but the thing that happened while i was aware of injustices was gaddafi
that blew my world apart
also frank zappa was a big deal for me and affected how i think about and judge things
i also had a mate who went to uni and used to tell me about "peer reviewed" shit as if that makes it real
if he can get a degree then he can become part of that review board and if people like that are in charge of giving information credibility then nothing is worth any weight
all that exists is your interpretation of the info and how you deem something to be valid
truth is an abstract notion
that doesnt mean i buy into everything, it means i buy into nothing. i just acknowledged that people give certain ideas merit
i still form my ideas with idpol, like everyone really. if i think a person is intelligent/impartial etc i will take what they have to say on board more so than someone who i think is pushing an idea, even if that idea being pushed is more factual
finally i have a name
i get jealous of the other notable personalities here and how they have names
honey and vinegar
yeah man, extra character
You dun goofed neet!
I don't work for uber eats, I see them at restaurants though.
One was this fat short Indian cunt who stank and looked like he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. All those cunts have to do is walk in and pick up the food and go and they even manage to fuck that up.
It's bad enough having poos make your food but bringing them to your house is worse
When I saw my first abo
Then I realised that jiggers are ugly and Jews are stingy, stereotypes do the job well because their often true
I thought I had my job agency bullshit today but I realised it's tomorrow
Which is a good thing
sort of, it'll ruin your whole day waking up to that thought
Yesterday I bought some rolled oats, diced dried fruit and some almond meal. I am hoping I can turn it into a muesli that I will find edible.
I am trying to make my diet more healthy but I always lose interest if the food tastes too shit.
I just made my first bowl of muesli and it didn't go well. The dried apricot was sour and unpleasant. Looks like I will have to experiment more to see if I can find something I like.
No wonder NEETs just eat tendies. It is much easier.
>I am trying to make my diet more healthy
>by eating grains
take the sardine pill mate
I am not a pelican m80.
Sultanas help with muesli, adds that sweetness
Try adding sultanas
I used this mixed dried fruit thing. It had sultanas, apricots, peach, apple and pear.
I think I will try just oats, walnuts and sultanas next time.
dried coconut and some yoghurt helps
I used to work at an oates factory, used to eat them fresh off the line just as they were rolled.
a lot of sugar, better off eating bacon, eggs, t-bone or something fatty + protein instead
Are you trying to give him heart disease?
quick, some perth neet get down to joondalup and hunt neetking
What would you do if you found him, other than be disgusted by the sight of him?
film him then post snippets of it here
I really like that olive green colour scheme Dan's has going on.
Too late neet, I've already left.
Thank fuck I don't have to wage today
Get those bed sheets washed today please neet king.
jesus christ how fast are you driving?
You gotta drive fast when your on a rape spree
Driving fast like that will just get you noticed by the cops in the middle of your rape spree. Very dangerous.
forget tarbo v8s and meth, i reckon eurobeats and memes are the number one killers of p platers in aus
I only wash them when they start attracting bugs
Your stench probably keeps the bugs away.
And the stacies at bay
Mum's bringing home nandos for my birthday
Happy birthday big boy.
Mummy is getting me McDonalds tonight.
are you implying so many people have issues with heart disease, diabeetus and high blood pressure because they eat a high fat, medium protein and low carb diet?
Sugar/carbs literally gives you AIDS
I think I am going to give up the muesli attempt and maybe try a meat and veg diet. Just a nice big piece of meat each day accompanied by a lot of veggies.
At least I know I will not dislike the taste of that.
My food delivery boss called, wants to put me on 40 hours a week because some of the other drivers are shit and I gotta juggle my real estate job in between.
Might quit cenno for a month and wage it out and do it until I burn out and get back on cenno and start all over again.
Is burning out a certainty? Is there nothing you can do to prevent it?
<this is the guy we call neetking
you will have to keep waging if GF2018 is going to be a success.
I'm still contemplating becoming a deliverycuck, but I'm worried I might get booted off DSP even if I keep the hours under 30 a week, DSP just has so much more security than being a wagie.
>correlation = causation
There are thousands of studies showing mechanistically how high fat consumption causes Atherosclerosis.
Go back to r/keto you fucking faggot
>using 'goy, correlation doesn't equal causation, i watch rick and morty, for science lingo but telling me to go back to reddit
most if not all studies are flawed as they mix saturated fat with high sugar diets, which is a recipe for disaster, but your rick and morty science doesn't control for things like that, go back to /r/vegan
both of you shut the fuck up or fuck off
>Arguing over how to live the longest
Do you really want to live to be an 80 year old virgin with a piss bottle, anime girl hug pillow, and afraid to go outside because the country has become a white minority place? I'm hoping sugar or fat will kill me
A good diet and healthy body improve your quality of life, not just your longevity.
You will look better and feel better at any age if you have the right diet.
Yeh my life has spiralled out of control
are you implying i won't be able to defend myself?
Maybe you ought to cut down on the smoking and high school girls, Duke.
depends on how creative you can get
Nah I'll just stick with the rape for another yeat
and it's not even about trying to live the longest, saturated fat raises testosterone, and even if you believe the meme science that sat fat causes heart disease, the benefit from eating high saturated fat diet is today and not when im 80, going for a cigar now, also raises testosterone
alright neets, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?
Pussied out of killing myself tbh
A good king suffers so his subjects don't have to
Know that some of that goonbag came from the brave sacrifice of a would be neet
Tried to walk home from a nightclub, got lost and slept in a cemetery
I know anon - I once decided to kill myself, but instead thought 'first I'll drink until I pass out, because why not, what's the worst that can happen?' Here's what what happened…
I don't know about the dumbest - the smartest thing I've ever done was answering the door (yeah, I know). There were two (at least I think it was two - my eyes wouldn't focus properly because scotch) asian qts (inb4 race mixing) who were med students, selling brownies for some reason. One of them complimented my on the music playing (greenday - I know, but it's the only time a grill has ever complimented me on anything ever). I purchased and ate out their brownies. I don't remember the rest, because I passed out.
How often can you rape the same girl before she becomes your gf by default ?
3 times, after that you either date em or kill them.
It's the rapists code
Not him but I have just accepted I will never have a gf. It is easier living in a absolute rather than the blind uncertainty of maybe getting one.
I was in armadale/kelmscott. Basically the centre of the storm. Every retard in Perth thinks its funny to go 75 in a 100 zone whenever it rains. Fucking normies
>I ate out their brownies.
You shouldn't say that. VirginNEET will get jealous.
I haven't done anything stupid while drunk. I only get drunk in my room at 2am by myself.
This was anon's point - you may think you're safely ensconced within your goon-cave, but suddenly a pack of wild girls appear offering things in exchange for money
I have been drinking olive oil straight out of the bottle again.
Could have been worse - vegetable oil.
Is there a way to make these wild girls appear? I have got drunk many times, it is just myself in the dark room.
I love the smell of my armpits.
Yes the evidence seems to say that Olive oil is good for you, whereas the other vegetable oils are not. But there is a lot of conflicting information out there.
Just keep trying anon. I'm sure you will summon the girls eventually
>tfw you've had a bottle of olive oil sitting in your cupboard all this time, never knew it was worth drinking
brb, doing olive oil shots
The bad part about going on an online shopping spree is I am now living in fear of the delivery man coming, especially since I don't know when it will be (am expecting 4 different deliveries too).
I will have toiset my alarm tomorrow in case he comes at 9am.
Yeh I usually drive over the speed limit in rain anyway, as long as your tyres are good and brakes work fine it's all good
You gotta drink the brands of beer where the commercials show the guy getting smothered by women
I know exactly how u feel, i am the same, the funny part is I USED to be the Delivery guy : (
You didn't knock on my door pajeet!
I try to empathise with my neetbros on this one, but I just can't - couriers don't frighten me, they just give me stuff then fuck off.
The people who cut my hair on the other hand…I'm phobic of them and the conversations they try to hold
>tfw boomer on public transport starts talking to you
even worse m8
you're basically jamie oliver
you're getting repetitive, need to work on your material
public transport is for peasants
I have enough mass for two Jamie Olivers.
I'm doing the best I can
>Neets these days are too lazy to get on the dsp, back in my day you walked straight into centrelink and shook the managers hand and asked him to put you on
As a white male, I feel compelled to make posts to halfchan about race, gender, sexual orientation and jewishness that are insightful, provocative, and not necessarily true.
Now I don't want to do this directly from my Australian IP due to (((Racial Vilification Laws))), but any time I try to use a VPN it turns out to be blocked. What do? How do you maintain your privacy?
You buy a 4chan pass with bitcoin and then you can use the VPN.
>you can work 30hrs on DSP
truly the holy grail. i could live on my own in a townhouse with that. here's hoping DSP2018
sorry, it was supposed to be constructive. didnt mean to offend
Post from maccas free WiFi
unless you live on the east coast and it's on chadbook or somewhere normiespace i don't think it really matters until you the judges want to throw the book at you for whatever reason
just post whatever, it's fucking 4chan the whole site is full of retards
They cut back the amount of DSPbux you get depending on how much you earn though, and you'd have to report how much money and how many hours you worked each week, it could become quite a hassle.
so basically they subtract what you earn? or can you make additional money?
pay for a gold pass ;)
So cold I'm gonna have to put my slave hat on
you put that on when you have sex slave sessions with john?
>tfw cycling through all the nearby hairdresser places so I can avoid the "oh you're still looking for that job like you were the last six times?" look
That alone almost makes me want to be a wagie
I'd assume it would work the same as normal neetbux. You can earn a certain amount without losing any but when you go above that threshold you lose a certain amount for every dollar you earn until you reach the cap and get no bux
Is that a pisscup I see? The wagie life has made you far too high class
No usually wear the gimp mask
It's a piss shot glass
>tfw one of my teeth has been sore for a couple of days now
Tempted to take to it with pliers so I don't have to see the teeth care doctor guy
I gotta go get a few fillings, you can't go to cenno dentists all they do is rip teeth out
You get bullied by the bogans if you go into cenno with a full set
I saw an extra thicc white woman shopping with a black man during my travels today
It's strange to see memes come to life
Euphemism for fat as fuck?
I always internally kek whenever I see the 25 yr old white spergy bugmen with the 40 yr old thai/filipino roasties
Yeah, thicc as in elephant not thicc as in virgineet's waifus
I think seeing those things really ruins your day, but it at least makes you feel better about yourself
how's it affect you?
I wanty to be a jewspanker
Hey NEETs , I'm a NEET and I have had sex, like quite a lot.
BUT, my friend Rob, is a jew spanker
Simply epic post bro xd
Does he spank abos while ejaculating into a pajeets mouth?
>it's a dad is screaming in his sleep episode
Just put the pillow over his mouth, no one will knoe
I would probably move out before committing parricide.
I'm going grey and I'm only 23.
That's dsp material mate, claim it was the result of a childhood rape at the swimming pool
Anyone notice that NZ Neet hasn't posted in a while, I suspect he got a job as last time he never posted here until he quit.
this will be my ticket to the BIG bux
he studies physiotherapy at uni now.
How did you guys go from asking for med certs to asking about DSP? My doc will write me anything I need but he's never brought up DSP before, I'm not sure how he feels about it. This is assuming you need a doc to write a different form, I have no idea what the process is like at all.
It's difficult. First you must travel to Tibet. There is a rare blue flower that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these flowers. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain, Liam Neeson will appear and grant you what you desire.
Physiotherapy, what a boong
Well I hope he's good enough to treat my fapping elbow
It seems like all the named neets have stopped posting. Except one.
Maybe they boarded the rapeneet express
maybe the rapeneet express boarded them
At domino's last night I saw literal neckbeard with an asian gf - she was too pale to be a flip or ladyboy, I guess she was from northeast asia.
How long does it take to grow a neckbeard anyway?
The great thing about growing a neckbeard is that looking terrible is part of the charm. This means that as soon as your facial hair starts to show you can claim to have a junior neckbeard. The time to achieve that obese viking look can vary based on your genetics (which, if you are trying to grow a neckbeard, are likely shit) but keep at it for a couple of months and you should see some significant growth.
least he knows the rules and is sticking to them
you cant be a fucking crypto-neet
NEW THREAD AT 750 POSTS
last thread was at 700
it's too soon
If your DSP claim is for mental illness you will want to have been dealing with a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist too.
The threshold is around $180-190 a fortnight. Earn that, or less and no penalty. Every dollar over that, they subtract $0.50. At around 2 grand a fortnight, they suspend the pension, which means any rent assistance or other addition gets cut off.
It's good for part time jobs or self employment, for a very small businesses, like mowing lawns or making furniture or something. At best you're probably only going to get a couple of hundred extra per week, plus a windfall every tax return, without getting investigated by the anti-neet bureau.
I stopped shaving a few years back. I put the clippers through it last year and took it back to about 1cm. It's about 8 inches long now, except for the bits that I set on fire with rollies, under my bottom lip. I should use a pipe.
Such nice weather today, feels like heaven
What are we up to this weekend?
I took the doggo for a walk today, then picked up all his droppings in the backyard and put them in the bin, and then thinned out my silverbeet seedlings which I sowed a few weeks ago.
My body feels all strange from having been out in the sun and exerting itself. I think it might be a good feeling but it is too early to tell.
going to my home town to watch the GF with my dad
Who are you going for m8? I used to be a Crows supporter back when I still cared about normieball. 1997 and 1998 were pretty good.
im in SA so i'll go for the crows but i've only watched 2 or 3 games this year
i used to be a port supporter when i was a kid but i dont watch or have the aerial plugged into the telly anymore
I hate online shops that obviously only publish positive reviews of the products they sell. Everything has 5 stars. It should be illegal.
you're lucky mate
cold, windy and cloudy here
I've got myself addicted to pain killers.
but fuck they're good, i lose my anxiety and paranoia, and the pain obviously but i live in constant pain so the pain thing isnt that big of a deal and i'm used to it
being able to chill the fuck out is awesome
What is the source of your pain? Which painkillers do you take?
i had spinal surgery about 10 years ago
If you suck my dick I'll give you some oxy
Farmer-neet tends to his crops and livestock. It makes me want to reinstall minecraft, so I can experience life on the land.
Gonna take some sedatives so I can get my hair cut - by craftily going on the weekend, I can pretend to be a wagie.
Do you have a prescription for the pills?
i already got some but if it gets to that i might hit you up
buy yourself some clippers
> by craftily
hey food delivery neet, how much work are you getting and how much are you making after tax + petrol and who is it with, uber eats?
i'm thinking it's not such a bad job even if the pay is average because i can just sit in my car listening to podcasts all day instead of sitting at home all day listening to podcasts
i was like that once
I make $21 an hour and petrol paid for by the company but I had to start out as a contractor to show them that I was good, uber eats do t employ people they only take people as contractors and I work for a different company
I'm not gonna say who I work for because neet will just start putting through orders for Dan murphy's until they get me
So drive yello?
I'm closing in wageboi
Please stop being a cunt.
Do you still get neetbux? Do you get variable hours, or is there a max limit per day of deliveries?
neetking strikes again
Nah don't drive for yello, never heard of them until now actually. But 45 mins for a delivery isn't bad in my books
Yeh I get neetbux but I think I'm all out of working credit
just took 650mg dxm.
I'm off to another planet boys
apparently some people feel reborn after this dose. because time slows down during the experience, when they come out of it it feels like rebirth. and another neet general is about to start. coincidence? I think not!
Good, now it will be easier to rape you
I recommend >>>/hypno/ while on dxm if you want to fuck with your mind. Just stay away from the sissy shit.
>mfw people take this garbage when you can get any drug you want in the mail with ease
You could grow a vaginally like Chris did
Stop making remarks of this sort please. You will deter people from posting and sharing freely. Very poor behaviour.
shut the fuck up faggot
you better hope you are using noscript
I'm posting from a gameboy
shouldn't we have bumped to a new thread it's over 750 posts?
Domino's wagies are at it again
we're not at 750 yet
I've got nearly $3000 in working credit. After giving drive yello some research, I might actually go for it. I just need to get my P plates, I can't find anything on their website about needing a full license? I think it might not matter. Thanks for shilling these delivery jobs m8, I think you found a easy avenue for NEETs to get some extra bux, if the bux isn't enough.
>he doesn't know how 8chan works
Why do they bother hiring people for that when a sign is more efficient?
Yeah a couple of sluts
with pizza coupons
neets wet dream
I asked them if they'd like to come back to my place for a goon and some left over McDonald's but they're being stuck up, might rape them when they finish work later
>he doesn't know how 8chan works
8chan works on magic, all you gotta do is believe
suffocate them with your sheets
My sheets are a giant cum rag at this point, I spilt some more meat pie on it today actually
what do you expect from lesbians?
everyone knows not to eat pies in bed m8
them to be mentally stunted enough to let him watch
unless you have a straw
okay anon, here's your big moment, you wanted it, it's almost time to make the new thread, you better not mess it up, you better use a good pic, you better give it a good title, you better link this thread, you better link it in this thread, you better not use a pic that has been used for a previous neet thread, are you ready? have you got the shakes? it's almost time… dont screw up…
The clock is ticking. Will someone make a new thread before this one maxes out?
The suspense is killing me.
it's not gonna happen, were stuck in the past