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File: 090ba435eec8ba8⋯.jpg (14.21 KB, 249x225, 83:75, pepe distorted.jpg)

 No.144775

How is the saturday neetparty going?

No anime images allowed

previous

143857

 No.144777

too soon


 No.144778

>>144772

Yeah that is pretty based. Will be crucified by the media though.


 No.144779


 No.144780

>>144778

i just got home from watching the footy with my nan and dad

dad showed me it, he's pretty easy going usually but he's been sperging out about SSM on his facebook and has been especially strong on his stand that people are getting discriminated against for saying they are voting no

even normies are wising up to it

yeah, he sam knew from the get go that people will take it as homophobic and spin it as if he hates them when all he said was let people do what they want


 No.144784

File: 9eaa278d07f3358⋯.jpg (53.37 KB, 719x540, 719:540, lucky_star.jpg)

>>144775

>No anime images allowed

Here - one of the rarest of pepe's in my collection - index of refraction pepe. To see the hidden pepe and his message, you need to change the refractive index by immersing your monitor in water.

Alternately, you can view it on your phone, by putting your phone in a sink full of water - don't worry, this won't damage your phone unless it's an old phone (all smartphones made after 2014 are required by law to be waterproof)


 No.144785

>>144783

>i think that's a bit unfair

it's what anonymous votes are meant to be for, so the big bad guys can't be breathing down your neck making your choice much fairer

big corps are jumping into it because their ceos don't have enough faith in their product that they feel the need to use their out of touch views to try grab some sales, staying out of it would have been much better for their interests imo


 No.144786

>>144785

for the afl, yeah. it's like they dont know their own audience.

my dad linked them and said he was going to stop his membership and he's a life member

other companies might be better suited as their customers etc would be more in favour of yes like sbs or some shit where they already know most of them agree with their view

but yeah, it's just a sales pitch and a bit of extra attention


 No.144787

sick and tired of hearing about poofters tbh


 No.144788

File: 86705101dca7377⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1451x816, 1451:816, WP.png)

Never 4get


 No.144789

>>144787

As they say, "vote yes and we'll shut up about it" :^)


 No.144790

>>144786

nah, all businesses stand to lose through engaging in political activism

you're alienating at least 2/3 of your customers to appeal to 1/3 at most


 No.144791

>>144790

have a look at this

it's the companies supporting ssm

http://www.australianmarriageequality.org/open-letter-of-support/

i didnt think there were that many


 No.144793

>>144790

>>144791

It's an act of "progressiveness" that's far cheaper than giving their staff pay rises


 No.144794

lol nofunNEET's thread was deleted again


 No.144795

>>144794

That's hardly fair - I had posts on that thread, now my priceless intellectual property will be lost forever, future generations deprived of my creative genius


 No.144796

>>144795

i'm glad it's gone. i didnt any tom, dick or harry getting my pepes


 No.144798

File: b18368480279355⋯.png (227.94 KB, 520x690, 52:69, snip.PNG)

>>144791

not surprised to see a lot of international interests having a say where it isn't warranted

https://archive.is/wSl83


 No.144800

>>144798

Every. Time.


 No.144801

I'm not entirely a NEET, as I'm currently doing TAFE, and I'm doing pretty well. I've got a few assessments left for the year.

My depression and anxiety is lifting now that the cold is fading.

How are other anons doing? Was anyone else affected by SAD?


 No.144802

>>144794

But that was my thread lol

With any luck appeals go beyond the b/o, unowahmsayn b/o ;D


 No.144803

>>144801

>SAD

all the time


 No.144804

>>144801

I'm depressed all the time.


 No.144805

Did you guys get one of those poofter text messages to vote yes? Idk how they got my number, I dont even get telemarketers contacting me.


 No.144806

>>144805

I haven't yet


 No.144807

Man what a horrible night of waging, now time for dinner and a fap and to do it all again tomorrow.

Still beats wfd I guess


 No.144808

>>144807

fap while eating, gotta save time


 No.144809

>>144808

Fap, eat, shit and cry

It's the wagie life


 No.144810

File: 6a7bb840786d418⋯.jpg (138.89 KB, 1073x467, 1073:467, 1461249058887.jpg)

>tfw just got home was waging


 No.144811

>>144810

*home from waging

I'm more retarded than usual tonight.


 No.144812

Here's some complaints on the fag texts on one of those phone lookup sites

https://www.numberlookup.com.au/number/93737825489


 No.144813

>>144812

i want the no vote to win by a landslide


 No.144814

>tfw brainlet and cant even pass the theory test to get a learners permit

im not even in the car yet and im already failing


 No.144815

>>144804

>>144803

By SAD I mean Seasonal Affective Disorder, happens to some people during winter when sunlight is weaker and cold makes people ache and shit. It can really affect your moon. I have depression too, and winter has really made it worse the last few years.


 No.144816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning.


 No.144818

>>144816

Morning. I see wagecucks and edu-cucks have once again invaded our neet safe space


 No.144819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144818

pretty sure they've always been infiltrating out thread

same as it ever was


 No.144820

>>144805

I dont have a mobile so I cant get text


 No.144821

File: febcc9f9557bd53⋯.jpg (281.53 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, uc7fsb3tl4iz.jpg)

>>144815

That's just yet again more jewish subterfuge to keep you spinning your wheels feeling sorry for yourself about some made up condishun by them that you can't do anything about except suffer from because they've convinced the goyim they don't have agency.

If you stop to think for a moment that European man evolved in a cold climate where there was less sunlight yet we thrived and adapted to it, this SAD bullshit doesn't even make sense unless perhaps you're African in which case you have bigger issues than feeling down.


 No.144825

>>144821

>Using the internet for only 12 hours a day

It's like you hate life or something


 No.144826

>>144825

My internet gets angry at me when I don't use it


 No.144827

File: 27174fa0779e1c0⋯.jpg (71.67 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1485776280183.jpg)

Morning lovely unemployed friends, and OP


 No.144828

File: d59ce4a667023ee⋯.png (159.25 KB, 502x198, 251:99, League_of_Legends_logo.png)

in the mood to download and play this shit again but I know I'll regret it as soon as I've downloaded it

do you guys play any video games regularly?


 No.144830

>>144828

I play hs, ow, cs and poe regularly


 No.144831

>>144830

I play with barbies


 No.144832

I am re-playing GTA San Andreas right now. By far the best of the GTA games.


 No.144833

File: e58ac5297991b76⋯.png (373.38 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2017-09-24-09-1….png)

Well I went to the yes. Org website and found a way to piss them off.

When I get home from waging tonight I'm gonna spam the fuck out of this with a vpn


 No.144835

File: 9eac8cfa4e169af⋯.jpg (207.44 KB, 1086x665, 1086:665, tbone.jpg)

>>144833

probably just an automated system and no-one will know so you're wasting your time

in other news, this t-bone was fucking nice but full as fuck now


 No.144836

>>144835

I hope you ripped all that remaining meat off the bone with your teeth m8. True NEETs are savage with a T-bone.


 No.144837

>>144836

nah, it was like an inch thick so i threw it out


 No.144838

>>144837

>wasting perfectly good meat


 No.144839

>>144837

I am very disappointed in you.


 No.144840

>>144835

>when I get home from waging tonight

You can't teach a fish to stop swimming


 No.144841

>>144840

>You can't teach a fish to stop swimming

What if you nail it to a wall ?


 No.144842

>>144841

It will still try to swim


 No.144844

>>144816

morning

>>144827

morning


 No.144845

>>144844

morning


 No.144848

afternoon neets


 No.144849

File: 3f9da2b72298b38⋯.jpg (24.44 KB, 559x331, 559:331, 5571592.jpg)

>walked past a chad-church

>all the girls had bleached hair and wore exercise tights


 No.144850

>>144848

What about them?


 No.144851

>>144842

you've obviously never nailed a fish to a wall


 No.144852

>>144851

I grandpa had one that used to sing when you pushed a button.


 No.144853

>>144842

That's like me with rape


 No.144854

File: 2872f5229030dd1⋯.jpg (2.26 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15062264175071780903231.jpg)

Time to play monopoly and shake of these wagie shackles


 No.144855

>>144854

You usually get a free burger or something, it's not worth it unless you get a few.


 No.144856

>>144854

You always seem to be wearing the same pants.


 No.144857

File: 6a283147d08cc5b⋯.png (159.29 KB, 559x331, 559:331, 3f9da2b72298b388c30a8c0e4d….png)

>>144849

your pepe was irritating me

now it works on all chans


 No.144858

>>144851

To be fair, we never established if the wall was underwater


 No.144860

>>144856

I was gonna wear another pair but they smelt kinda weird


 No.144861

>>144856

Considering he never changes his sheets that is no real surprise


 No.144862

>>144855

I won a small coffee, but sometimes the codes fuck up and give you something else


 No.144863

>>144858

fair point and i have no experience nailing fish to walls underwater


 No.144864

>>144860

that musky is stench is what all the fillies crave


 No.144865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144819

I LOVE THE PASSING OF TIME


 No.144866

>>144863

fucking normie


 No.144868

File: c0f62789683f27c⋯.jpg (2.29 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1506228217868568399857.jpg)

Hoping to see some nice car crashes today


 No.144869

>>144868

be the change you want to see in the world m8


 No.144870

>>144868

Your life is a wreck mate


 No.144871

>>144868

Vehicle

SUZUKI ALTO

Registration/State: 1DZC417/WA

VIN: MA3GFC31S00XXXXXX

i wish to know more


 No.144873

>>144871

nice hacking skills asioneet


 No.144876

File: 9943ae04793b08b⋯.jpg (653.25 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, p166532_d_v8_aa.jpg)

I'm only 20 mins into this but i think this is going to be /ourmovie/


 No.144877

>>144876

it even has le driving man


 No.144878

>>144877

vroom vroom :D


 No.144880

>>144876

>ryan gosling

>a nogf goon guzzling neet

>ever


 No.144881

File: 4aa9ac02a711fb6⋯.png (69.67 KB, 1147x609, 1147:609, 1472709922402.png)

Have any of you NEETs here ever met each other irl?


 No.144882

>>144881

I don't think anyone has and I think it's best to keep things that way


 No.144883

>>144881

no

>>144882

the fantasy is much better than whatever the reality is.


 No.144884

>>144881

Most likely anyone you meet would be a MAX informant


 No.144885

>>144882

What would be so bad about it?


 No.144886

>>144881

Unlikely, no other neet lives in my "city"


 No.144887

>>144885

I reckon someone would try to be funny and stand someone up and then post pics of it or whatever in the general

Alternatively perhaps someone would disclose a bit too much info about themselves and then someone would fuck them over like FagNEET did to GookNEET

I'm all for NEETs becoming friends and keeping it out of the general and maybe meeting up, that could work imo


 No.144888

File: a79d6c38e7a5633⋯.jpg (281.64 KB, 606x960, 101:160, tendiedust goonsaders.jpg)

>>144885

you have no idea m8


 No.144890

>>144885

Not all neets vote no


 No.144891

>>144887

Are there really people like that amongst us?


 No.144893

>>144891

you asking makes me think you are one of them


 No.144894

NEET DAY OUT IN BENDIGO?

catch the train and it's cheap because you have concession!

go to the pizza hut with buffet and fill ourselves sick

have some beers. maybe let you into my house to play guitar hero

visit the cathedral

go for a bush walk a have a corroboree around a fire


 No.144895

>>144894

>corroboree

boong/rape NEET detected


 No.144896

>>144894

Sounds like fun but a bit too far away from me.


 No.144897

File: 8471c4a30c232a2⋯.jpg (25.45 KB, 475x360, 95:72, 1504256954723.jpg)

>became a neet on thursday

>was a fulltime wagie before

>rent already paid for the next month

what should i buy with my $496?


 No.144898

>>144897

Buy some groceries m8.


 No.144899

>>144857

>Your pet sinister cartoon frog gets drafted to die fighting in the war on normies

>He was your only friend


 No.144901

>>144897

49 goonbags


 No.144902

>>144901

Goon bags aren't $49


 No.144904

File: 4c5e23369ec62b7⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1389516705779.jpg)


 No.144908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.144909

>>144908

The politically correct term is tranny


 No.144911

Fucking bank holiday tomorrow, means mummy is gonna be home all day


 No.144912

>>144911

I thought bank holiday was a brit term


 No.144915

File: a0e43824ced71a2⋯.png (16.52 KB, 663x552, 221:184, 1469864703878.png)

Stress, depression, obesity. Existence is a struggle.


 No.144916

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 No.144919

File: ca5fc0a977666ad⋯.jpg (471.05 KB, 1167x831, 389:277, 1393581110857.jpg)


 No.144920

File: f2187173a895ebc⋯.jpg (85.72 KB, 632x596, 158:149, Bear-Puppy[1].jpg)


 No.144924

>>144876

>kike movie

>/ourmovie/

Your movie maybe shylock


 No.144926

>>144881

no but I'd probably give it a shot if a non degenerate neet lived close enough near me


 No.144928

>>144924

Woody Allen is the best screenwriter Hollywood has ever had.


 No.144930

>>144928

You are just trolling now m80.


 No.144931

>>144894

Sounds ok minus the beer and guitar hero but nfi am I travelling all that way.


 No.144932

>>144931

meant to type no fucking way not nfi


 No.144933

>>144930

Nah, his movies should be books, he's a terrible director but the dialogue is surpassed by none


 No.144934

>>144897

a rope


 No.144935

>>144902

I hope you get the dsp with those math skills


 No.144936

>>144911

>tfw live alone


 No.144937

>>144933

His dialogue is nihilistic, cynical, smug bullshit.


 No.144938

>>144928

T. shlomo


 No.144939

>>144936

Is it a good feel? Loneliness is not fun.


 No.144943

>>144937

It's like he fondled with my heart strings and articulated the subtle peculiarities of my very soul.

A true poet.


 No.144944

>>144939

Living alone has improved my overall well being tbh and thats not because I have a defective mummybot (my mummybot is great tbh).

I do get lonely but this place, vidya, psych appointments, sports lady appointments, visits from mummybot every 4-8 weeks fill the void pretty well most of the time.


 No.144945

I do wish I had one friend or something irl sometimes but I cant tolerate most people and even if I could I have nfi how i'd even go about meeting people or interacting with given that I dont follow normieball, watch tv/moves/anime, have any social media or even own a mobile phone.


 No.144946

>>144943

He fondled worse than his daughter's heartstrings.


 No.144947

>>144946

It's the same model just a newer make.


 No.144948

>>144944

Well that's good that you are doing okay m8.


 No.144949

>>144945

what do you do?


 No.144951

>>144924

/ourmovie/ is no movie because none of us have the determination or skill to make a movie


 No.144960

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.144962

>>144949

I walk, clean, play vidya, listen to podcast and sometimes I watch other people play vidya (mainly major tournaments, for poe build ideas, netdecking)


 No.144963

>>144915

and what's worse - I just found out most wagies don't even have to wagecuck tomorrow. The outrage never ends! It's like they've taken away our last compensation for being neets.


 No.144964

I go to bed at around 8:30 each night now. It sort of happened by accident but it is what it is. I read in bed until about midnight before turning out the light.

I don't know what I'm going to do once I ruin out of books that can engross me for three or four hours at a time. I will probably just end up lying in bed for hours before getting to sleep.


 No.144965

Wait is it a public holiday for poztorians tomorrow? cause I have a psych appointment and I dont want to travel an hour just to find out they fucked up.


 No.144966

File: 3ae22923373ab0c⋯.png (54.83 KB, 343x400, 343:400, goy.png)

Chans mainly cover American stuff. Redpill me on Australia - what dark secrets has my sheltered upbringing and (((public education))) kept from me?


 No.144967

>>144966

(((boongs))) are one of the lost tribes of jews


 No.144968

>>144966

The faggot who got rid of the wap was a kike and our first kike pm.


 No.144969


 No.144970

>>144965

It's a public holiday for WA, nowhere else I think


 No.144971

>>144970

Yeah we get it this weekend for the queens birthday, the other states had it back in june


 No.144972

>>144970

thank fuck you cunts had me worried


 No.144973

>>144968

whitlam?


 No.144974

>>144931

it's worth it to get out of melbourne for some fresh air

if there's ever a melb meet i'd go. yes i would travel 4hrs just for a neet meet. got nothing else to do

>>144970

ACT too


 No.144975

>>144973

I cant remember and i cbf looking it up atm

>>144974

I dont have a car and I hate buses and trains so yeah


 No.144976

>>144975

they're vline trains mate. the seats are comfy and there's a quite carriage


 No.144978

>>144974

meet me at swan hill fish and chip shop in 4 hours


 No.144979

>>144978

all right mate. you better be lubed up when i get there


 No.144980

>>144976

I hate all trains


 No.144982

File: 28a6d9d4c94bf1e⋯.jpg (186.9 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, CP_steam_loco.jpg)

>>144980

even steam trains?


 No.144984


 No.144988

>>144984

Did a train touch you inappropriately once ?


 No.144993

>>144980

neets aren't very useful engines


 No.144994

>>144988

They're loud so I dont like them.


 No.144995

>>144975

Ok, did some googling - it turns out there was an jewish immigrant by the name of Walter Max Lippmann (not to be confused with the American Walter Lippmann, who was an expert on propaganda/media studies), who was the main force in giving us multiculturalism and the refugee policy we all know and love.

Any more red pills before I go to sleep?


 No.144998

>>144995

The jew pm I was thinking about was (((malcolm fraser)))


 No.145000

File: 9aaacddfa897b5f⋯.jpg (71.43 KB, 680x765, 8:9, 1397610623516.jpg)

Who has depression here? I have bouts of it (drug induced)


 No.145002

>>145000

All the time lad, probably just because I'm a shit person with a shit life though


 No.145004

>>145000

I constantly have what I would call mild depression, but sometimes I get major bouts of it where I can't even get out of bed.


 No.145005

>>145000

Not full depression but I'm never satisfied with life, even during the better moments. I don't have anyone I can trust and I know I'll always end up alone.


 No.145009

>>145000

It's been with me for over a decade at this point, though the intensity waxes and wanes. Tolerable at the moment.


 No.145011


 No.145013

Fuck what a horrible night of waging, my Goldstein is letting me out of the cage tomorrow so I might get drunk tonight


 No.145015

Morning my NEET brethren

Fucking wagies get to rp as neets today, it's not fair.


 No.145016

>>145015

What you gonna do about it neet?

Wagies rule this day


 No.145019

File: 367ee8d11092276⋯.jpg (29.07 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 687646782.jpg)

Then God brought an ecstasy upon Adam and caused him to sleep, and took one of his ribs and filled up flesh instead thereof. And God built up the rib, which he took from Adam, into a woman, and brought her to Adam.

And Adam said, " This now is bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh, let her be called Woman." Because she was taken out of her man, therefore a man is to leave his father and his mother and cleave to his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.


 No.145020

>>145016

I'm gonna REEEEEEEEEEEEEE for about a minute or two

Then I'm gonna keep on doing nothing


 No.145021

>>145015

I'm waging anyway, poor mr goldstein has to pay more for my services though


 No.145024

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145011

why did you defend a kike movie lover like me?

that kys looks out of place

>>145015

Morning

>>145019

Amen


 No.145026

File: 8e0f102484fbb0c⋯.jpg (417.96 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0765.JPG)

Just got back from my NEETwalk and saw this, made my day tbh.


 No.145027

>>145011

>defending a kike movie lover and a wagecuck


 No.145029

File: 227867dc451addd⋯.jpg (36.69 KB, 638x649, 58:59, FBUMSEX[1].jpg)

>they claim they're not trying to influence the vote


 No.145035

File: 4c2aa11129be352⋯.png (16.62 KB, 516x469, 516:469, pepe264.png)

Another day with absolutely no energy. I am completely flat.


 No.145039

>>145035

So what would you like to be doing neetanon?


 No.145040

File: 4c2aa11129be352⋯.png (16.62 KB, 516x469, 516:469, pepe264.png)

>>145039

My house and garden both need a massive clean. I am living in squalor here. I haven't washed my clothes in ages. My sheets are filthy and my towels smell.


 No.145041

>>145035

same, i'm blaming the weather

it's a lovely day. i hate when that happens


 No.145042

>>145015

M O R N I N G

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>>145026

still haven't gotten my postal vote reeee


 No.145043

>>145042

>still haven't gotten my postal vote reeee

stolen


 No.145044

>>145040

You have access to a washing machine? And some dishwashing liquid/laundry powder?

Laundry is probably the easiest job when the machine is handy and ready to go


 No.145045

>>145044

The real barrier is that I have to go outside into my backyard to hang things on the line. I hate being seen by the neighbours. Feel sick just thinking about it.


 No.145049

>>145045

lol anon, it sounds like a clothes dryer would be your kind of thing

Or maybe you could plant some shrubs ?


 No.145051

>>145049

I have been considering getting a clothes dryer but they are not cheap and I have nowhere to put one.


 No.145052

File: 1ed05418588a479⋯.jpg (37.88 KB, 736x736, 1:1, 72422f3ab3324a4030aa6bf685….jpg)

>>145051

Dryers also use a shiton of electricity, best bet is to get one of those folding clothes racks/lines and hang your clothes in your house, thats what I do.


 No.145053

>>145045

>>145051

i'd hate to live in a public toilet

feel for you anon


 No.145054

>>145052

Do they get dry like that? My house is cold and damp a lot of the time.


 No.145056

>>145054

I set it up in my living room next to my glass sliding doors, if it's a sunny day my clothes will be dry by the next morning, if it's a cloudy/rainy day it takes about a day and half to dry.


 No.145062

File: 47110cb1d3911af⋯.jpg (40.99 KB, 520x353, 520:353, activemerchandise.net.jpg)

File: b6b5cc5677839c6⋯.jpg (35.31 KB, 316x385, 316:385, 894928a8fac4336ea4f0372c6c….jpg)

File: 9bcc71c0fd16e9a⋯.jpg (219.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

File: 90e3b46b8d6b55b⋯.jpg (34.96 KB, 470x317, 470:317, wildpig_wideweb__470x3172.jpg)

Just watched Razorback, someone on the movie thread recommended it. pretty good

Unreal that these get so big irl, was just read about them that they are not a separate species than regular pigs. They were introduced then went wild and survival of the fittest took hold.


 No.145064

>>145040

Just round-up everything mate


 No.145066

>>145062

that's gotta be a rhino without its horn, r-right?


 No.145069

Feel so good not to be at work today.

For once I feel like a real neet again


 No.145073

>>145069

why must you troll us so?


 No.145074

File: 50602ae7aab7652⋯.png (99.43 KB, 447x275, 447:275, 1486954487525.png)

Mondays are a big day in my neet life because the new Coles and Woolworths Catalogues come out. Sadly there was not much of interest this week. Getting a few bargains on special is a highlight of my existence lately.


 No.145075

>>145074

success comes in many forms


 No.145076

I wasted a lot of fuel cruising around this arvo. Just couldn't stand being in the house. Sitting in my car in a secluded parking lot, might have a nap, its pissing down outside.


 No.145077

>>145074

You need to dream bigger dreams, catalogue-neet. How about Aldi and IGA?


 No.145078

>>145077

We don't have them where I live. Well we do have an IGA but it is really small and expensive.


 No.145079

>>145026

>recognizing apex motors on way to airport

tfw a fellow NEET lives next one of your uncles


 No.145080

File: 6cf03e34b34323e⋯.jpg (67.34 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 6cf03e34b34323e4f65eeaf0e2….jpg)

>>145079

tfw a fellow NEET is your uncle


 No.145081

What's the best value neetmeal I get from a drive thru?


 No.145082

>>145080

speaking of NEET family, does anyone here have NEET parents?


 No.145083

>>145081

A 30c cone.


 No.145084

>>145082

I have retired parents. I don't consider being aged pensioners being NEET though.


 No.145085

>>145082

my mum is a dropkick drunk


 No.145086

>>145084

Yeah that's true, I wouldn't either


 No.145087

>>145084

does that mean that DSPNEETs aren't really NEETs?


 No.145088

>>145081

Chickens nuggets anon. They'll make you homesick for tendies.

>>145080

I'm pretty sure some of us will be creepy old uncles one day. It's the only way we'll ever see our genes continue.

Fellow neets, have any of your siblings successfully spawned?


 No.145089

>>145087

I would put a legit disabled DSP person (like a paraplegic or something) in the same non-NEET category as an aged pensioner.

But your mental illness disability NEET is very much a NEET. The ultimate NEET in fact.


 No.145091

>>145088

I have a niece and nephew. I have never met them though.


 No.145092

>>145081

Stop eating the food jew


 No.145093

File: 277dbff45dbdf07⋯.jpg (14.18 KB, 600x238, 300:119, 702d590dfa47450cc89503c1c3….jpg)

>>145089

i am a physical DSPNEET

tfw told to leave your last refuge, now i have nothing


 No.145094

>>145093

What is your disability m8?


 No.145095

>>145093

You can still hang out here m80, we won't judge you


 No.145096

>>145092

>falling for the starving to death meme


 No.145097

>>145095

i will


 No.145098

>>145094

My dick is disproportionately large and i cant walk due to it, i also have heart issues as when i get aroused it takes too long for the blood to circulate.

>>145095

thanks

>>145097

cruel


 No.145099

>>145098

>My dick is disproportionately large and i cant walk due to it

Me too but it doesn't even qualify you for dsp anymore

The world is a cruel place


 No.145100

I'M HUNGRY AND THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE


 No.145101

>>145096

He clearly said drive thru aka fast food aka jew food you fucking dunce


 No.145102

File: 64cb793bfd5ec78⋯.jpg (24.25 KB, 800x450, 16:9, IKIFEEL.jpg)

>>145099

tfw you are the crippled prodigy of a centuries old eugenics program to breed a gargantuan cocked porn star ubermensch


 No.145103

>>145100

I HAVE THAT SAME PROBLEM

LETS ORDER PIZZA


 No.145104

>>145103

ALREADY HAVE ITS TIME FEAST AND INCREASE BODY MASS


 No.145105

File: 3b66ceb690bf6ea⋯.png (243.56 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2017-09-25-17-4….png)


 No.145106

>>145105

>public holiday surcharge

ruthless cunts


 No.145108

>>145102

>muh dick posting

>porn star ubermensch

Nice try shlomo.


 No.145109

>>145105

Did we trigger pizzaneet?

>>145106

>Give the goyim a 'holiday'

>Use it as an excuse to charge them extra shekels

Christmas, Easter, Australia day - they're all jewish plots, aren't they?


 No.145110

>>145109

> Australia day

pains me to think this through


 No.145112

>>145104

I JUST ORDERED MINE

TONIGHT WE DINE IN FAT BASTARD HELL


 No.145116

File: 6a03f7c22f107d8⋯.jpg (255.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170925194033_1.jpg)

File: 36a9b92a57b6b9f⋯.jpg (253.6 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170925195745_1.jpg)

File: 4a815c4a34bb19c⋯.jpg (286.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170925194334_1.jpg)

Vodka and Resident Evil: the ultimate combination.

What NEET games are my fellow NEET's playing tonight?


 No.145117

File: 7ecb3e5a2d1e904⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15063339506211609917071.jpg)

LET THE FEAST BEGIN


 No.145118

>>145117

Looks pretty good. My local dominos pizzas always look way worse than that.


 No.145119

>>145089

>But your mental illness disability NEET is very much a NEET. The ultimate NEET in fact.

Well, at least I am the ultimate in something, feels kinda good.


 No.145120

>>145117

Fakkin nice man

Is that a Dominos peri peri pizza and a meatlovers and some… chips?

Enlighten us


 No.145121

>>145120

Butter chicken pizza and 7 meats pizza with cheese crust and gravy chips


 No.145122

>>145121

the dietNEET metamorphosis has begun


 No.145123

>>145121

8 meats.


 No.145124

>>145117

Change your fucking sheets


 No.145125

>>145123

Had to try pajeets meat for the discount thou

>>145124

They're not even dirty


 No.145126

>>145121

Damn sounds nice. Did it actually taste like butter chicken?


 No.145127

>>145116

I'm playing 'get my shitty 3d printer to print stuff properly'

I'm losing


 No.145128

>>145116

Dota 2


 No.145129

>>145126

No tastes like an abos dick


 No.145131

Mummybot's in a good mood, went down to get me a sundae.

Gonna be a good night tonight boys.


 No.145133

File: 3f771b31d4a1f81⋯.jpg (3.93 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, brendan frasers barber.jpg)

>>145121

>meat on meat on meat

are you deliberately trying to fuck yourself up?


 No.145134

>>145133

kysys veganneet


 No.145135

>>145131

how are you going to control your bed wetting problem?

you cant ruin it all by doing that


 No.145136

>>145131

did you tell her it's mundae not sundae


 No.145137

I want to go to my 24 hour gym tonight, but I want to wait until it's no longer infested by normies. What time of night do normies normally stop norming?


 No.145138

>>145116

Nothing but I might pull out my old 3ds and play some pokemon or i'll just play some overwatch/civ5


 No.145140

>>145117

I bet you'll eat everything there.


 No.145141

>>145137

11pm that's when all the pajeets show up and stink them out


 No.145142

>>145140

I finished one pizza, now it's time to poo poo


 No.145143

>>145135

I have my absorb mat, it'll be fine


 No.145144

>>145117

also change your sheets and clean your walls you fucking pig


 No.145146

>>145125

>they're not even dirty

You keep telling yourself that


 No.145148

File: a28ff29ffb1824b⋯.png (100.75 KB, 500x436, 125:109, it-wasnt-worth-it.png)


 No.145149

>>145146

>>145144

It's better to live in filth


 No.145150

File: b748e5f09e5680d⋯.jpg (128.37 KB, 790x1402, 395:701, american vegetables.jpg)

>>145134

>>145148

the reason your life is so fucked up is because you eat meat and masturbate all day. everytime you go take a shit, its like squeezing out a metal nugget. eat some fruit and vegetables and add real substance to your diet instead of just eating meat all the time.


 No.145151

>tfw monday

REAL

NEET

HOURS


 No.145153

>>145151

fucken tired tbh


 No.145154

>>145153

Dole bludging cunt


 No.145155

File: ca55bfe7d75ab90⋯.jpg (118.42 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 131336.jpg)

cost about $7 in ingredients


 No.145156

>>145154

too tired to bludgeon any dolls tonight lad


 No.145158

>>145149

T. nigger


 No.145159

>>145155

showoff


 No.145160

>tfw no intimate romantic relationship


 No.145161

>>145155

Could have snagged it out of the dumpster


 No.145162

Which would you rather?

Piss your pants on a crowded train

Shit your pants on a crowded train


 No.145163

>>145162

shit, no one will know who it is


 No.145164

Imagine having a gf


 No.145165

>>145164

Sounds terrible, neets are solitary creatures


 No.145166

>>145164

not having jesus would be worse


 No.145167

>>145163

>>145162

I'd rather piss my pants, if it was a hot day the pee pee will cool you down


 No.145168

>>145162

Is it too much to ask for both?


 No.145169

>>145167

>piss

>cool you down

maybe with airflow but not in a stuffy train


 No.145170

>>145167

pee pee is warm though


 No.145171

>>145165

I don't want to die alone


 No.145172

>>145167

Your piss would be hot actually, your inner body fluids are always hotter than the air temp.


 No.145173

>>145167

Piss poor piss knowledge mate


 No.145174

>>145171

I do. Having others hovering over me would just make a bad moment even more awkward


 No.145175

I would piss and shit my pants then vomit on myself, then for the remainder of the train trip I would fart and burp.

Wagies would love it


 No.145177

>>145162

Are you 5 or retarded because those are the only people who ask retarded questions like that.


 No.145178

>>145177

Please don't bully the dspneets


 No.145179

>>145177

>being in this thread and not being retarded

=GET OUT!


 No.145180

>>145179

>being smart enough to know that you're retarded

you better follow him out the door


 No.145181

File: c0b037c36929a43⋯.jpg (14.05 KB, 384x384, 1:1, images (14).jpg)

>>145180

>>145179

>>145178

STOP FIGHTING REEE


 No.145182

>>145178

I'm on dsp myself cunt

>>145179

just because you're a neet doesnt mean you have to behave like a nigger


 No.145183

>>145181

I'll fucking bash you ya gook cunt


 No.145184

>>145182

so am i

RETARD FIGHT NOW CUNT


 No.145185

>i thought it was the end of year school holidays but it's only end of term

got a bit of relief there. i have no sense of time anymore


 No.145186

>>145185

Can't wait till next school holidays, many victims about


 No.145187

There's a midget who works at office works joondalup, he must be a real idiot since he could probably get the dsp easy


 No.145188

>>145187

i'm on dsp and looking for work

maybe he wants to improve


 No.145189

>>145181

me on the right


 No.145191

>>145181

They're arguing about who get the last piece of cooked dog


 No.145193

File: 81ae9960f23cbf2⋯.jpg (60.19 KB, 612x450, 34:25, 5c3.jpg)

>>145188

>Have DSP

>Wants to work


 No.145196

>>145193

Being retarded is a disability after all


 No.145199

Ate both pizzas, my stomach hurts


 No.145200

>>145188

>be on dsp

>look for work willingly

I can see why you got the dsp


 No.145203

File: 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB, 900x900, 1:1, pepe perturbed.png)

>tfw horny


 No.145204

>>145203

Open some BBC porn


 No.145205

>>145204

how did you know?


 No.145207

>>145204

British girls are hot


 No.145210

File: 886746694bb580b⋯.jpg (175.16 KB, 666x500, 333:250, 1374041025690.jpg)

>>145207

Inbred goblinoids are your idea of hot?


 No.145211

>>145210

I mean the good looking ones.


 No.145217

>>145193

>>145200

i'm forced to be NEET, i never wanted to be


 No.145218

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning mates


 No.145219

>>145218

Morning.


 No.145222

>>145204

T. cuck


 No.145223

>>145218

morning


 No.145224

>>145218

Good morning.

I have just put a load of towels in the washing machine and might even take the doggo for a walk later on.

It is shaping up to be a big day.


 No.145225

>>145218

Morning m80

>>145224

Make sure you don't wash doggo and take the towels for a walk


 No.145227

>>145225

>Make sure you don't wash doggo and take the towels for a walk

happens to the best of us


 No.145228

>>145227

My cat gets annoyed when I shave him and feed my head


 No.145229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145228

>feed my head

here comes the flashbacks


 No.145231

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145228

>feed my head

here comes the flashbacks


 No.145232

The towels are on the line, the doggo got walked. No-one was watching when Doggo took a shit which was good because I hate being seen when he does that. Makes me feel self-conscious for some reason. Which is weird because I'm not the one taking the shit in public but whatever.


 No.145233

>>145231

Remember what the dormouse said …


 No.145236

>>145224

wash your sheets while you're at it


 No.145237

>>145236

It is rapeneet that needs to wash his sheets.

I am actually going to throw my sheets out and just buy new ones because they are flannelette and I have had them on all winter and they have become rough and bumpy. Will buy some nice cool smooth ones for the summer.


 No.145238

>>145232

You picked up the shit right?


 No.145239

>>145237

I'm not going to wash my sheets, I'm sitting in bed doing mean farts from those pizzas I ate last night


 No.145241

>>145238

Trick question, picking up dog shit is clearly work


 No.145242

>>145241

But sniffing dog shit is enjoyable


 No.145243

>>145238

I take a bag with me to pick up droppings but on this occasion I opted not to pick it up since Doggo did his shit in an overgrown part of an empty paddock where it wouldn't bother anyone.


 No.145244

File: 18333f0b79d1e33⋯.jpg (199.45 KB, 736x489, 736:489, tmp676943908004954113.jpg)

What do you think your 10 year old version of yourself will think of you today?


 No.145245

>>145244

He should mind his own fucking business. He doesn't know shit.


 No.145250

Trying to poo but it's not coming out


 No.145251

>>145250

Did you remember to eat and digest your food beforehand ?


 No.145252

>>145232

I hope you picked up after him but given that you hate it when your dog shits I'm going to assume you didn't because you're a nigger


 No.145253

Thanks to whoever recommended sardines they're great and much better than tuna.


 No.145254

>>145252

Goddamn you must have a miserable life m8.

Does it cheer you up to come here and be a self righteous cunt to the NEETs ?


 No.145255

>>145254

>pointing out that somebody is behaving like a nigger must mean i have a miserable life

Just because you're a neet doesnt mean you should behave like a nigger


 No.145257

Just made a neetBLT.


 No.145261

>>145253

the mackerel is pretty good too. oyster and mussels taste pretty bad but they are loaded with nutrients


 No.145262

>>145251

Nah I rubbed the pizza all over my body to absorb its power, just had a coffee and it expelled the evil brewing in my anus


 No.145263

So I just started on that spending spree I was talking about a few days ago. I have decided to spend some of my money on improving my house and having a few nice things.

I just spent about $300 on kitchen stuff and some new curtains. It feels wrong but I need to do it. I need to stop living like a pauper when I have lots of money in the bank and no reason to keep it there.

I am a human being. I need to stop living like an animal.


 No.145264

I wish I could like canned fish. I tried so hard but it just isn't my thing. It is so nutritious and cheap, I wish I could like it. But seafood is one of those things that some people love and others hate. I like most fresh fish but I can't enjoy it out of a can.


 No.145265

>>145264

Maybe stagger all the purchases you need over two months or so. That way your savings won't get too depleted in case some unexpected expenses come up.


 No.145266

>>145265

I am staggering my purchases over the next couple of months. My savings are not at risk of being depleted though.


 No.145267

Decided to cut back on coffee today since I think it may be part of the cause of my anxiety issues and god damn caffeine withdrawals are worse than nicotine withdrawals.


 No.145268

>>145267

You need to taper down gently m8.


 No.145269

>>145263

You could have given that money to hungry aboriginal children


 No.145270

>>145268

Yeah I think so, I didn't think it would be this bad, almost feels like I have the flu and I've only cut out 2 coffees from my day.


 No.145271

>>145270

What sort of coffee do you drink?


 No.145273

>>145257

fritz and sauce


 No.145274

>>145273

On Tip-top bread.


 No.145275

The skin on the outside corner of one of my eyes has gone all dry, crusty, red and sore. I think it is because I put pressure on it against the pillow when I sleep.

Why is nothing ever simple?


 No.145276

>>145271

Instant.


 No.145277

>>145276

A big spoon or small spoon per cup?


 No.145278

>>145277

One tea spoon per cup.


 No.145280

>>145278

How many coffees per day were you having?


 No.145281

>>145263

How about… potted flowers? I had Petunias a few years ago (bought from Bunnings), and they did make my place look better. There was a bit of effort keeping them going, and they eventually died off due to a serious fungal infection that got into the roots… but it was rather satisfying for the several months.


 No.145285

>>145261

I might give the mackerel a try when I go shopping in a few days. I've had oysters and mussels but I cant remember if i liked them or not if one of the name brand ones is on special I might try them.

>>145267

I cut back my coffee from 8-10+ cups a day to 1-3 idk if it helped my anxiety but it sure helped my sleep schedule and that helped my anxiety and other things.

>>145278

How many sugars?


 No.145288

>>145274

good on ya mum


 No.145289

>>145278

two and two with only a little milk is the correct way


 No.145290

>>145289

Two sugars is way too sweet.


 No.145291

>>145290

i sometimes have three, i want to make it a syrup


 No.145292

Officially down 70kg from today lads.

Also my exercise lady thinks for my build/frame/w/e that I only need to lose about 15-20kg more so thats great because I thought i'd have to lose another 30kg


 No.145294

>>145292

any progress pics mate?


 No.145295

>>145291

>purposefully eating kike sugar


 No.145296

File: 36f8ad578685c5a⋯.png (239.96 KB, 680x497, 680:497, pepe32.png)

>>145292

Well done m8.


 No.145297

>>145294

Never took any because I never expected to make it this far, I also dont own a camera or mobile phone.


 No.145298

>>145280

6

>>145285

No sugar or milk, just black.


 No.145299

>>145295

i use an icecream scoop too


 No.145300

>>145298

Six is quite a lot. I would not have more than 4.


 No.145301

>>145300

well you're not him are you


 No.145303

File: e8823ad2ea94ed3⋯.jpg (255.62 KB, 1400x737, 1400:737, bunnings-1.jpg)

so what comes after the beginning?


 No.145304

>>145303

what did you mean by that?


 No.145306

>>145304

lowest prices are just the beginning…

what comes next?


 No.145307

what makes the sounds in your head that determines what you're saying?


 No.145308

>>145306

The apocalypse. The nearest Bunning's Warehouse implodes and opens a portal to hell where a horde of zombie Scott Cam's come and harvest everyone's soul.


 No.145310

>>145117

Rapeneet were those two new pizzas you had from Domino's any good?

I am thinking of giving them a try.


 No.145312

>>145307

God

prove me wrong


 No.145313

>>145307

I don't understand the question. I think about what I am going to say, by speaking (thinking) about it in my mind like an internal monologue, or just doing it by instinct if the conversation requires no effort.

I also have conversations in my head using my internal voices (which I all control, and I try and make a realistic conversation). Sometimes I pretend that I am successful for some reason, and someone is interviewing me, and I pose the interview questions using one voice and reply to them using my own internal voice. This all occurs in my mind. The funny part is, that these conversations are more caring and in depth than any of the conversations I had with my "friends" at school, maybe because I am essentially talking to myself.

This might be unhealthy, I don't care, it gives me something to do, larping as a better person and getting imaginary respect and interest from the characters based off random, or real people that I create in my mind. Another thing I like doing is applying this to school situations. I spend quite a while thinking back at pivotal parts of school and trying to re-imagine them, and doing something different, like a parallel universe, a place free of failure and it makes me happy. Then I realize it is just in my mind and I am nearly 21 and my life is irreparably fucked.


 No.145314

>>145306

A sausage up your bum


 No.145315

>>145314

they can pay me the $3 then


 No.145317

>>145310

Jan they were shit and gave me the shits


 No.145318


 No.145319

>>145317

Was it the place the cooked it hygienic? What sort of people worked there?


 No.145320

>>145306

Violent rape


 No.145321

>>145317

the only ones i get are the beef and onion and the veg trio then i use a slice from each and make a sandwich


 No.145322

>>145319

Mostly kids, I could smell their fear as they saw my cumstained musky clothes and throbbing penis through my pants


 No.145323

>>145292

Dietneet has achieved something. I can see I'll have 0 achievements this year. Anyone else get anything done in 2017?


 No.145324

>>145323

Became a wage and didn't kill myself


 No.145326

File: 0ae4c579ae01834⋯.jpg (2.42 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, 15064188529021538362068.jpg)

Saw a burqa bitch right now


 No.145327

>>145326

And with 5 kids already too. This country is fucked.


 No.145328

>>145326

mia khalifa destroyed me


 No.145333

>>145323

I'm not dietneet im dspneet (or at least thats what I was known by awhile ago). I do wonder what happen to dietneet tho cause I havent seen his post for a few weeks.


 No.145334

>>145333

wHAT SORT OF PROFESSIONALS HAVE BEEN HELPING YOU LOSE WEIGHT M8?

excuse caps please.


 No.145335

>>145334

I've seen a psych for muh anxiety/depression/etc and a sports physiologist for my injured shoulder.

Professional help did help but I'd say at least 75% of it was done by myself.


 No.145336

>>145335

You have done really well m8. Are you still depressed?


 No.145337

>>145336

A little but thats mainly due to being a social retard, the loneliness that comes with that and your typical depression related things you get from being "le redpilled"

I use to not go a week or two without legit wanting to kill now its more like every 2-3 months and thats generally because of something getting me really down rather than just being a depressed faggot.


 No.145338

>>145337

Where do you see yourself in 12 months time?


 No.145341

>>145338

At home.


 No.145343

>>145324

this tbh

not sure if the second one is a positive thing yet though


 No.145345

>>145338

No idea tbh. hopefully with a gf and lifting at the gym becoming chadneet


 No.145346

>>145338

posting to neet general #200


 No.145347

>>145346

neet king will get us shut down before then


 No.145348

>>145347

A current affair has already approached me for an exclusive interview


 No.145349

Man its been a shit night, picked up some Indian food from Mt Lawley and there was a pack of rowdy bongs asking people for money and yelling like monkeys.

Then there was 13 year old kids trying to wash windows at traffic lights at 7:30 at night, and I went to a KFC in south Perth and there was 2 smelly junkies trying to buy a small chips with 10 cent pieces and they smelt worse than I do.


 No.145350

>>145348

I'm sure Tracy will love the gooncave


 No.145351

>>145349

why do you wage?


 No.145353

File: e8bc2aa7c7c65e3⋯.gif (1.4 MB, 400x275, 16:11, 3o7TKA3ypeMbOXSrp6.gif)

>tfw never been to a music festival

>tfw never been clubbing

>tfw only ever been to country pubs that are more like restaurants

>tfw never had any social media

I wonder what % of 18-30 yr old Australian youth fit these requirements, I'm not being a unique special I'm above it all faggot or regret not doing any of those things, just seriously wonder what % it would be, I feel nothing in common with everyone my age. I'm so sick of Instagram basics on the train playing Snapchat videos.


 No.145354

>>145351

Because med certs run out and I'm sick of max


 No.145355

>>145350

I wonder if ACA's (((poll)) will disapprove of gooncaves by 95% of 99%?


 No.145357

>>145349

Man I know what you mean, I was at the local Westfields the other day and there's just the absolute gutter cunts there.

Any shopping center within close proximity to a train station is always a recipe for disaster but the amount of druggies, 13 yr old eshay lads and PoC mystery meat just shitting up the place was ridiculous, no wonder everyone does online shopping these days when those types populate the place


 No.145358

File: 1371859e4d3d573⋯.jpg (1.76 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, 1506429484232582524754.jpg)

Quite now, luckily I have some Netflix crap on my phone


 No.145359

>>145357

In the USA many shopping malls have closed down because of the nigger problem. I think we are probably heading the same way. They are just not nice places to be any more.


 No.145360

>>145353

Honestly, less than %1 most likely.


 No.145361

>>145359

I remember they used to be really comfy to go to after school, now it's just inhabited by the absolute dregs of society


 No.145363

>>145353

I've never been to a music festival but I did live across the road from one for a few years

Not fun times,although rapeneet would have enjoyed it


 No.145364

>>145353

>tfw never had any social media

i think this is the big one. i was pretty close to making a myspace page. even made a custom css that i was going to use. despite my friends urging me to make one for some reason i just couldn't do it. i reckon some girls at school probably would have contacted me too. things would have turned out a lot different if i had made one


 No.145365

>>145360

But nearly 100% of this thread


 No.145368

>>145355

They will disapprove of the rape Caves 100 %


 No.145369

>>145364

Most of those old MySpace pages are still up


 No.145370

>>145353

Anon all that shit has been dying for >5 years. Except for social media.


 No.145371

>>145365

Apart from the wagies, yeah


 No.145372

>>145371

and the uni students

and the failed normies

and the degenerate crackhead

and that's pretty much everyone


 No.145373

>>145368

Except that child pedo guy from Channel 9


 No.145374

>>145373

that was a riot

>aca reporter does a segment on pedophiles

>gets charged with possession of cp


 No.145375

>tfw fucking 3d printer still won't work

>tfw have to go to a max appointment and interview tomorrow

>tfw there's a rent inspection, the place is a typical neetcave pigsty

>tfw people when non-neets keep infesting the neet thread

>tfw when no pepe in your rare folder can express your despair

Why do we keep going guys, when the world is against us?


 No.145379

>>145375

Because unless you are 100% satisfied with your circumstances then the alternative (death and non-existence) is worst

Anything can happen, anything can change

I always viewed life as an MMO except when you die you can't respawn, never know what shit will go down so I want to be here for as long as I can no matter what bullshit comes my way


 No.145380

>>145373

he's a faggot too


 No.145381

>>145326

you didn't rape her?


 No.145382

>>145313

A while ago I was a dope smoking degenerate. I smoked a lot. Got to the point where I had normalised being high, so I didn't even get an enjoyable buzz after a toke, just felt slower and had a cough. Smoking more would not make me feel higher, just tired, but not so tired that I could not do shit. Without smoking, I did not have the energy and got fatigued, while high I could push myself and get more done. Some of the guys I used to hang around with were just party smokers, so they would hang out with me and smoke my weed, I got social contact in exchange, I guess. They used to joke around about 'the next level' while smoking and drinking. In other words, getting blackout shitfaced. So I started binging weed; sucking down as many cones as I could in a short period, so I could actually feel high. I was probably going through a half a week, depending on how much I had been working, more if my 'mates' stopped by for a j or a few cones. This is where the talking to myself comes in.

I'd be smoking, usually by myself. If my lungs were too fucked to continue I'd lift, draw, tidy up until I could continue. I'd be having an internal monologue, or thinking about shit I needed to do, then it answered. Or I answered. It was a voice in my head, my voice, but I wasn't consciously thinking about it. It just spoke to me, usually in one word answers from the back of my skull. Scared the shit out of me and not just because I was hearing a voice in my head. It was like a version of me that was sick of my bullshit. "I'll do this later" I would think to myself, "If you say so" it answered. "I'm too tired to do this." "So you're going to bed?" it replied. Shit like that. On the one hand I thought I was going nuts, on the other, it was pushing me to sort my shit out. Sometimes I would get high, just to see if I could get the voice to talk to me, to get it to boss me around, tell me what to do, but it only seemed to answer when I was getting high instead of doing something important. It scared me, but in a good way.

I've since seen some stuff about the Jungian Shadow and people having a dialogue to sort out their issues. For a while I was looking into shamanistic and occult stuff, hoping the voice was like a spirit or something. Seems like it was just a hallucination caused by greening out. A temporary psychosis, or something. I have not smoked in years, but I'm tempted to start it up again, just to see if that voice is still there.


 No.145383

File: 198824c27c02d38⋯.jpg (1.65 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1506446385231381131894.jpg)

Time to get even fatter


 No.145384

>>145383

you eat all that shit but non-diet sunkist is too much?


 No.145385

>>145384

Too much sugar makes me sick and shit like pajeet


 No.145386

>>145382

Definitely just an affect of the pot and overthinking, m8.

>>145313

Daydreaming doesn't have to be maladaptive and you're 20, not near irreparably fucked.


 No.145387

File: 849c14f5ed62bf5⋯.jpg (111.64 KB, 633x429, 211:143, 849c14f5ed62bf555483f85199….jpg)

Anyone here tried this shit with cenno ?


 No.145388

File: 4b7fea73935303e⋯.png (33.93 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, flag.png)

File: 3d499127819db28⋯.jpg (88.46 KB, 960x960, 1:1, port power supporters.jpg)

File: 644542fd64a1afb⋯.jpg (61 KB, 740x558, 370:279, german club in adelaide 19….jpg)

File: 398ca7abbcaa4ee⋯.png (222.29 KB, 620x400, 31:20, with jews you win.png)

File: 8a4440ee17a6343⋯.gif (34.55 KB, 147x261, 49:87, Iced_Coffee.GIF)

Australia is creating its own space agency. And I'm glad to say that South Australia will be taking a leading role in the formation and operation of this agency.

Oh, what a time it is to be a South Australian.


 No.145389

>>145382

been in the exact same place, havent smoked for almost 3 years - there was one exception

i dont think it would work if you just had a cone now though, i feel like it's sort of a bi-product of long term use, like it is the stone but it goes unnoticed because you're always on that level


 No.145390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145387

No. You could probably make a claim for dsp if you were morbidly obese though. I'm talking corpulent. It would probably not count as a permanent condition and you would need constant med certs to confirm you're indeed a fattie. Great for self esteem, I'm sure.

UK dole is different though. That's 22k between the 4 of them, including housing allowance. They get less cash than aus, but a higher housing allowance. The allowances for partners and cohabitation is reduced and they're probably getting less than if they lived separately. But housing is an issue in the UK, so getting less is probably better than sharing a commie block with nigs and pakis, assuming they're renting outside a major city and not dependent on gov housing.

It's probably just a shame piece run by a tabloid. Vid related.


 No.145391

File: b2f649f835afd9c⋯.jpg (90.46 KB, 800x527, 800:527, SA_Colony.jpg)

File: 0b927e3e5a4e176⋯.jpg (154.67 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, adelaide.jpg)

File: 539450fc8e55b52⋯.jpg (5.22 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 7310c7d5bdfec691916238cb9d….jpg)

File: 490d02d07c12541⋯.png (24.11 KB, 103x130, 103:130, best prawns on the planet.png)

File: cbfcbc416ee2c59⋯.png (170.32 KB, 227x410, 227:410, fruchocs.png)

>>145388

that pic of the german club is pretty interesting, it's before the war so i guess there wasnt as much of a taboo

although i'm thinking there wouldve been a fair bit anti-german sentiment, there definitely was after the first world war. heaps and heaps of towns changed their names to disassociate themselves from the krauts

but anyway, yeah, i read the article and if it produces jobs that's fucking great


 No.145393

>>145388

Isn't Farmers Union extinct now? Or is that Kiewa?


 No.145394

>>145393

it's still around but im pretty sure it's not owned by s.aussies


 No.145395

>>145394

Looked it up. Farmers Union is owned by Japs now, Kiewa is ded.


 No.145396

>>145395

>Kiewa

i just looked that up and it says it's a river

was it a milk co.?


 No.145397

File: 279c989a27079ef⋯.jpg (7.99 KB, 260x260, 1:1, 379790.jpg)

File: 032da7caf707664⋯.jpg (31.86 KB, 400x309, 400:309, Flavoured-Milk-Range.jpg)

>>145396

A Victorian one, now gone. Used to be able to get it anywhere south of Wagga, north of Melbourne. We get Farmers Union here though. Merigold (big M) is Melbourne, so it has AIDS. Devondale might be another Vic company, not sure.


 No.145398

File: 9722a6fc479eeb9⋯.jpg (56.11 KB, 350x504, 25:36, NPHC-max-350-600.jpg)

>>145397

you dont call wagga wagga wagga

never seen kiewa, i'm south aussie. i've been going through a few dares lately

pic related is still state owned but the way the global economy works it's pretty much impossible not to feed the multinationals, at least indirectly


 No.145399

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145397

>>145398

in case you dont know what i'm on about


 No.145400

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145399

Greg Champion? I think my Dad knew his family. I have family in Benalla. Here's some Slim.


 No.145401

>>145398

So what you're saying is you have to call wagga wagga wagga wagga ?


 No.145402

>>145401

I really enjoyed typing that for some reason


 No.145403

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>145400

that's a stan coster song

he's worth a look into if you're into that kind of music

i kind of see it like slim traveled the land and his songs are about the people he met where as stan worked the land and his songs are mostly his own experiences

saying that, this song isnt written by him but it's a beauty


 No.145404

File: dff9bf46c543382⋯.jpg (37.9 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 808206.jpg)

>>145401

that's right


 No.145405

>>145388

exploring space is a fucking kids game and is a waste of natural resources


 No.145406

>>145405

Resources on this planet are finite, space is immeasurably vast. Humanity only has 4 billion years or so, until the sun runs out of fuel. If we're not colonizing space before then, it means the apes won and civilization stagnated.


 No.145407

>>145383

sort yourself out


 No.145408

>>145405

T. non-white


 No.145409

File: b49dc7b86fca7ba⋯.jpg (38.18 KB, 493x480, 493:480, A_-9HT3CYAExNPP[1].jpg)

>>145406

>the apes won and civilization stagnated


 No.145410

>>145409

planet of the apes, but back into the dreamtime


 No.145412

Tried watching the new star trek show discovery, it was fucking horrible.


 No.145413

File: 354f21a2dbd1378⋯.jpg (27 KB, 680x848, 85:106, 009.jpg)

Any cunts in Melbourne want to help this NEET get his P's? Just let me drive ya car around somewhere so I can refresh my skills and do my P's test finally.


 No.145414

>>145413

no car to practice in?


 No.145415

It's my birthday.

Feel free to give best wishes.


 No.145416

>>145412

I watched the first episode and about 5 minutes of the second one before quitting and moving both files to the recycling bin.

Absolute garbage.


 No.145417

Nah, I am paying 40 to some Panjeet driving school for lessons. I'm also thinking about paying them to give me their lessons + driving test package for the test day as well.

Pricy for a neet like me however.

>>145414


 No.145418

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For possum and bees NEET


 No.145419

>>145416

It's my birthday tomorrow, how old are you?


 No.145420

>>145419

i guess that was meant for me

27

happy bday for tomorrow


 No.145421

>>145420

Ha! I'll be 27 as well

Three more years and it will be the big 30


 No.145422

>>145417

yeah, not being able to practice regularly on the cheap really sucks though i paid around $80/hr for my instructor who was an aussie and a top bloke

what were you looking to brush up on?


 No.145423

>>145422

He wants to practise parking in your rear


 No.145424

>>145421

yeah, i'm feeling it.

grey hairs and sore bones. it's all catching up


 No.145425

Just driving an auto through the suburbs. I just need to pass my P's


 No.145426


 No.145427

>>145423

but i voted no, or would have if my postal vote wasn't stolen/lost

>>145425

if it's only basic throttle/braking/steering then you're probably better off saving $40/$60 for an hour and jumping right into the test afterwards

all that comes quickly with time behind the wheel and gets better when you start playing games of how little you can rock the car while driving


 No.145436

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

listening to this while working on my new business


 No.145437

>>145436

>listening to nigger music

Kill yourself


 No.145438

>>145437

bit quick on that itchy nigger finger, arent you?


 No.145439

File: 7f34e7495a86baf⋯.jpg (104.28 KB, 836x872, 209:218, 1435329005530.jpg)

>>145436

>my new business

What sort of business m8?


 No.145440

>>145439

cashless welfare to cash

pretty simple, the gov is gonna roll out the cashless welfare card nationwide soon enough, but you can buy essentiallys, so if you want $50 cash, you will need to go an buy $75 of non-perishable goods that I can resell easily for a profit.


 No.145441

>>145440

Sounds like the sort of thing they will specifically outlaw m8.


 No.145442

>>145441

nah, can't outlaw trade like that, it's not dealing in stolen goods or anything, just markets, you buy $75 of baby formula, i buy it from you for $50, resell for $70 and get a $20 cut.


 No.145445

>>145442

Apart from the government regulating such a business out of existence, the other downside I see there is that you would be dealing with the absolute scum of the earth as your customers. Drug addicts and worse.


 No.145446

>>145445

that'd be a first for a gov to regulate arbitrage, i know why you think it would be regulated but it is not nor ever would be


 No.145447

I really like the Cadbury chocolate that has the little things that explode in your mouth.


 No.145448

>>145445

they'd have to police what you can buy on welfare to stop a black market from happening, and even then that is pretty limited in what it can do

just have a look at the ebt system over in america

https://archive.is/BiR3J


 No.145449

>>145448

they can't police what you can buy because even though it's welfare it is still deemed income which is why it goes on your ATO, food stamps are a different program, even when they limit what you can buy with 80% of your income on the cashless card, there's no stopping you buying up nappies or formula or other stuff and reselling it, nothing against the law anyway, and i've looked into it and i'm deadly serious about doing this, there will be plenty of people willing to sell you stuff they bought on the card for cheaper just to get cash.


 No.145450

>>145449

>there will be plenty of people willing to sell you stuff they bought on the card for cheaper just to get cash

the sad part is that a lot of them would be honest folk who are falling on hard times that need the cash to buy something not on the approved list


 No.145451

>>145449

You are making a pretty big assumption about that cashless welfare card thing going national. Only the Liberals seem into it, and even they are struggling to justify it in the face of the evidence from the trial sites and I doubt they will end up taking it national before the next election (which they will probably lose).


 No.145452

>>145450

example? let's be serious, the only kind of stuff that will be on the list will be things you don't actually need like alcohol and ciggies, not food.

>>145451

even if they lose, it has momentum and do you really think labor is any different? avenues of rent seeking is drying up, and this is a way for them to rent seek off the tax payer so it's gonna happen for sure, will take time but eventually it will go nationwide, the effectiveness of the program doesn't even matter nor the evidence from the trial sites, it's about setting up systems whereby politicans can farm out work to their buddies in the private sector and charge the tax payer an insane overinflated price for doing so


 No.145453

>>145451

the way it's probably going to work is that the libs will use it as a bargaining chip for some labour party policy that they really want to get through and they'll take it no questions asked

>>145452

>example?

<car ownership costs

<household maintenance

<pet ownership costs

<electronic devices of any sort

pretty sure none of those would be covered on an approved welfare spending program


 No.145454

>>145453

nah, none of those things are on it, at this time it can't be used to purchase alcohol, ciggies, gambling or cash withdrawal.


 No.145455

>Welfare can only be used to purchase essential goods, healthy food and services

>No more Domino's pizzas, no more chocolate binges

What're we gonna do guys? We'll be starved down to a healthy and attractive weight.


 No.145456

>>145454

What about hookers?


 No.145457

This cashless system is one of the reasons I became a wagie, you can tell yourself it won't happen or that it's "years" off.

But it will happen and you will have as much purchasing power as the common abo


 No.145458

>>145454

alright, yeah i'm reading up on the system they're trying out and it doesn't seem as bad as i thought it was going to be

still rubs me the wrong way


 No.145459

>>145456

>What about hookers?

>party supplies


 No.145460

>>145457

same. I haven't been able to get enough shifts to quite get off the bux yet though.


 No.145461

>>145457

I'll probably kill myself if it happens.


 No.145462

>>145457

but then what if everyone becomes the dole bludger?


 No.145463

With this cashless system, lets say you keep saving your money and not spending any of it (for arguments sake) and saving it up to $10,000. Is that $8000 (80%) quarantined forever, or after a while does the past money get "unlocked"? Or has this hypothetical question never been asked, because everyone lives payment to payment?


 No.145464

>>145463

I don't know what happens. I do know you don't earn any interest on your money that is locked in the account.


 No.145465

>>145463

They'll probably look at what you spend on average, and reduce your credit to the amount you only spend.


 No.145466

We are on the brink of the end of comfy neet era. Make the most of it.


 No.145467

>>145456

dunno, never used one but i assume they take cash only so if if only 20% of your newstart can be access as cash, i guess you're stuck with your hand, you start wading into fraud territory if you run a brothel but pretend to be charging the client for nappies


 No.145468

>>145463

this is a really good question, i imagine they'll reduce your payments until you spend it and go back under some threshhold, so it would seem the days of neets living at home and saving more money due to no bills will soon be over


 No.145469

The cashless welfare card will turn parts of Australia into a ghettofied niggerdom like in America.

Can only hope labor get in next election and kill it off.


 No.145470

>>145468

You could buy expensive computer parts with the 80% and flip them on ebay or gumtree


 No.145471

>>145470

yeah, that's why i think there is an opportuntiy to actually make a business out of it once it rolls out nationwide


 No.145474

File: d1bd396bd8575c7⋯.png (499.37 KB, 372x499, 372:499, xf.png)

File: 48ccb8555c340c2⋯.jpg (133.67 KB, 800x594, 400:297, 2_Image.jpg)

I'm starting to think there is something holy about taking a big huge shit. Maybe poo poo posting isn't just shitposting.

Don't these pics make you want to take a 45 minute dump in an outback dunny? With all that semirural wilderness about you.

It's like when you take a psychedelic substance you need the right frame of mind and setting. When you take a big huge dump you need the right kind of toilet to have peace of mind and to be undisturbed.


 No.145475

>>145466

I predict that the cashless system will come in a neet general #200


 No.145478

>>145474

>It's like when you take a psychedelic substance you need the right frame of mind and setting. When you take a big huge dump you need the right kind of toilet to have peace of mind and to be undisturbed.

On a surprisingly related note I once took some magic mushrooms mixed with the wrong ones.

Hallucinations and diharhea is a bad combination


 No.145480

>>145474

i dont know about the long drop, there'll be flies and stinky-ness but yeah, they look alright.

I go driving out bush (semi rural, i usually stick to the bitumen) pretty regularly (at least once a month) and i stop in and look at cemeteries, i just use it as an excuse to stop and suss out the place but i make a point to have a shit in their dunnies if they have one


 No.145481

File: 101d65550ccd451⋯.jpg (37.82 KB, 500x323, 500:323, australian-spiders-redback….jpg)

>>145480

you ever had your arse bitten by a spider there?


 No.145482

>>145481

nah, if it looks too shonky i'll hold it and go on to the next place


 No.145483

>>145482

BushChad has redback bite scars all over his arse


 No.145485

>>145457

I dont drink or smoke or eat like a slob so yeah I legit couldnt care


 No.145486

>>145485

What vices do you have m8?


 No.145487

>>145486

Vidya altho I only spend 20-40 hours on that a fortnight


 No.145488

>>145487

What do you do to fill in the rest of your time?


 No.145489

File: 378c1cb72bb2ccc⋯.png (142.37 KB, 304x400, 19:25, 1472859379975.png)

>>145485

Fresh off the wagieboat, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Workminded. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this NEET enclosure: You got lots of friends here, you got real NEET culture, you got love and good times here. It's anguish of the stomach cramps, haemorrhoids and substance abuse, we're all going to make it brah by using NEETbux and dominoes vouchers that your /aus/ friends share. Lots of that here. You don't work. You don't try. This ain't hard yakka, kid. This is realNEET hours. We have possums and bees, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like fucking fr*gposters, you can go jerk off to anime with nofunNEET, you daily tedies will be at the expense of your mummybot, just as the memegod demands. I hope you enjoy yourself here. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are the same here, day in-day out. You can be comfy here. Me ? heh, I'm a shitposter.. this place…. this place has a lot of love to share… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can embrace the inner NEET.


 No.145490

>>145474

You should take a holiday to India, you can shit on mountains or in the local hospital


 No.145492

File: 459da72cb451ad1⋯.jpg (11.62 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1436699550817.jpg)

>>145489

Very well said. Quality post.


 No.145494

>>145492

i misspelled tendies and my autistisms are playing up


 No.145495

>>145494

Yes I saw that but opted not to mention it since the post as a whole was so good.


 No.145496

>>145495

thanks friend


 No.145497

>>145488

Cleaning the house, cooking, working out, 2 hour walks, etc

>>145489

I'm not a wagie


 No.145498

Aboriginal erection


 No.145500

>>145498

best post


 No.145501

>>145500

>>145498

Aboriginal syphilis infected semen spouting out of herpes tainted penis


 No.145502

>>145498

This is pure shitposting


 No.145503

How many other wageneets post here?

Pipe up


 No.145504

>>145498

>>145492

Imageboard etiquette requires that the very finest posts be completely ignored, while obvious flamebait and autistic tantrums by spergs with the mental development of an 8 year old garner all the replies.

It's just how we like it


 No.145505

>>145504

The rapeneet theory of neetposting.


 No.145507

>>145503

This isn't a trick so you can ban us all, r-right?


 No.145508

>>145461

I don't think buying rope is allowed mate, you'll have to kill yourself with fruit and vegies


 No.145509

>>145507

That sounds like something a wagie would ask


 No.145510

>>145509

The only question a wagie asks is where can I find a noose


 No.145511

File: cc8c34ad148c62b⋯.jpg (12.01 KB, 249x249, 1:1, kFQf2lSp.jpg)

>>145507

Alright son, where were you between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM today?


 No.145512

File: c2ba857636d0ad4⋯.jpg (8 KB, 207x207, 1:1, 131313113131313.jpg)

>>145511

a-at home playing anime and watching video games, s-sir


 No.145514

>>145511

I was … helping … your mummybot … change her sheets


 No.145515

Going to start ordering shit from uber eats until I meet neetking


 No.145516

>>145515

I'll be leaving my bin unlocked at night until he shows up


 No.145517

>>145515

You should be far more afraid of him knowing who you are than the reverse.


 No.145521

>>145517

meh

I'm the bigbadneet


 No.145522


 No.145524

>>145415

happy birthday


 No.145525

>>145415

How old anon?


 No.145526

>>145525

5 posts down dumbass


 No.145528

File: 0f4c0a2e11c9e7b⋯.jpg (24.78 KB, 320x200, 8:5, ZTFhQnwQhngpi3QYZdxiAmKNfG….jpg)

How did you become red pilled neets? For me the largest influence wasn't chans or blogs, it was a close reading of wikipedia - all that data close together…I started realising that the official explanations for stuff in the media and textbooks didn't make sense


 No.145529

>>145528

What we call the red pill was to me always just common sense. I took what would today be called red-pilled positions from an early age, not really understanding the broader context at that time. Later on I read things online to sharpen my ideas.


 No.145530

would've been around 2007. can't exactly remember what site though. might have been halfchan or stormfront.

also i remember when swin flu was all over the media and it seemed really off. looked it up on youtube and found alex jones. i miss oldschool alex jones


 No.145531

>>145528

reading into the general fuckery around the aurora shooting and sandy hoax


 No.145532

>>145524

thanks buddy

>>145525

>>145526

that wasnt me, i wouldn't be that rude. 27

had lunch with my grandma and she gave me $50 (which i tried to give back but she started making a scene so i kept it)

went to an op shop near the cafe and bought a couple shirts

was a good day


 No.145533

>>145529

Pretty much the same for me, although I've always had a pessimistic blackpilled outlook on things and reading things online only confirmed and reinforced my pessimism.


 No.145534

>>145529

what most people claim to be red pill is actually blue pill


 No.145535

File: 9a095a02c30e5cc⋯.webm (315.96 KB, 320x240, 4:3, faggot.webm)

>>145532

>chans

>being polite


 No.145536

>>145535

i'd call him mannered neet


 No.145537

>>145532

You wear dead peoples second-hand clothes?


 No.145538

>>145528

i used to be a 9/11 was a hoax - the establishment is evil guy when i was in my teens

but the thing that happened while i was aware of injustices was gaddafi

that blew my world apart

also frank zappa was a big deal for me and affected how i think about and judge things

i also had a mate who went to uni and used to tell me about "peer reviewed" shit as if that makes it real

if he can get a degree then he can become part of that review board and if people like that are in charge of giving information credibility then nothing is worth any weight

all that exists is your interpretation of the info and how you deem something to be valid

truth is an abstract notion

that doesnt mean i buy into everything, it means i buy into nothing. i just acknowledged that people give certain ideas merit

i still form my ideas with idpol, like everyone really. if i think a person is intelligent/impartial etc i will take what they have to say on board more so than someone who i think is pushing an idea, even if that idea being pushed is more factual


 No.145539

>>145536

finally i have a name

i get jealous of the other notable personalities here and how they have names

>>145535

honey and vinegar

>>145537

yeah man, extra character


 No.145540

>>145512

You dun goofed neet!


 No.145541

>>145515

I don't work for uber eats, I see them at restaurants though.

One was this fat short Indian cunt who stank and looked like he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. All those cunts have to do is walk in and pick up the food and go and they even manage to fuck that up.

It's bad enough having poos make your food but bringing them to your house is worse


 No.145542

>>145528

When I saw my first abo

Then I realised that jiggers are ugly and Jews are stingy, stereotypes do the job well because their often true


 No.145545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning


 No.145546

>>145545

Mornin'


 No.145547

>>145545

Morning m8

I thought I had my job agency bullshit today but I realised it's tomorrow

Which is a good thing


 No.145548

>>145547

sort of, it'll ruin your whole day waking up to that thought


 No.145549

File: 944be35749684cc⋯.png (303.43 KB, 1148x1022, 82:73, fullbodysmugpepe.png)

>>145546

>>145545

>>145547

Good morning boys.


 No.145550

Yesterday I bought some rolled oats, diced dried fruit and some almond meal. I am hoping I can turn it into a muesli that I will find edible.

I am trying to make my diet more healthy but I always lose interest if the food tastes too shit.


 No.145552

>>145550

I just made my first bowl of muesli and it didn't go well. The dried apricot was sour and unpleasant. Looks like I will have to experiment more to see if I can find something I like.

No wonder NEETs just eat tendies. It is much easier.


 No.145553

>I am trying to make my diet more healthy

>by eating grains

take the sardine pill mate


 No.145554

>>145553

I am not a pelican m80.


 No.145555

>>145552

Sultanas help with muesli, adds that sweetness


 No.145556

>>145552

Try adding sultanas


 No.145557

>>145556

>>145555

I used this mixed dried fruit thing. It had sultanas, apricots, peach, apple and pear.

I think I will try just oats, walnuts and sultanas next time.


 No.145558

>>145557

dried coconut and some yoghurt helps


 No.145559

>>145550

I used to work at an oates factory, used to eat them fresh off the line just as they were rolled.


 No.145560

>>145552

>>145550

a lot of sugar, better off eating bacon, eggs, t-bone or something fatty + protein instead


 No.145561

File: 2fb19372e62d242⋯.png (17.79 KB, 476x587, 476:587, 86AB26B0-E0EA-4D66-BAFB-9A….png)

>>145560

Are you trying to give him heart disease?


 No.145562

File: 498d58dc5a116c6⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG_20170928_110018.jpg)

It's a dark dans day


 No.145563

>>145562

quick, some perth neet get down to joondalup and hunt neetking


 No.145564

>>145563

What would you do if you found him, other than be disgusted by the sight of him?


 No.145565

>>145564

film him then post snippets of it here


 No.145566

>>145562

I really like that olive green colour scheme Dan's has going on.


 No.145567

File: 049a0fe0a1dca79⋯.jpg (2.07 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1506568503435158145058.jpg)

>>145563

Too late neet, I've already left.

Thank fuck I don't have to wage today


 No.145568

>>145567

Get those bed sheets washed today please neet king.


 No.145569

>>145567

wash your sheets


 No.145570

>>145567

jesus christ how fast are you driving?


 No.145572

>>145570

You gotta drive fast when your on a rape spree


 No.145573

>>145572

Driving fast like that will just get you noticed by the cops in the middle of your rape spree. Very dangerous.


 No.145574

File: e8cd60bdf1803db⋯.jpg (3.55 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, sanic.jpg)


 No.145575

>>145574

forget tarbo v8s and meth, i reckon eurobeats and memes are the number one killers of p platers in aus


 No.145578

>>145568

>>145569

I only wash them when they start attracting bugs


 No.145580

>>145578

Your stench probably keeps the bugs away.


 No.145582

>>145580

And the stacies at bay


 No.145584

Mum's bringing home nandos for my birthday


 No.145586

>>145584

Happy birthday big boy.


 No.145587

>>145584

Mummy is getting me McDonalds tonight.


 No.145589

File: b5bca7ae3f68b0b⋯.jpg (17.4 KB, 500x321, 500:321, sugar-consumption.jpg)

>>145561

are you implying so many people have issues with heart disease, diabeetus and high blood pressure because they eat a high fat, medium protein and low carb diet?

Sugar/carbs literally gives you AIDS


 No.145590

I think I am going to give up the muesli attempt and maybe try a meat and veg diet. Just a nice big piece of meat each day accompanied by a lot of veggies.

At least I know I will not dislike the taste of that.


 No.145591

>>145587

My food delivery boss called, wants to put me on 40 hours a week because some of the other drivers are shit and I gotta juggle my real estate job in between.

Might quit cenno for a month and wage it out and do it until I burn out and get back on cenno and start all over again.

2018 sorted


 No.145592

Is burning out a certainty? Is there nothing you can do to prevent it?


 No.145593

>>145591

<this is the guy we call neetking


 No.145594

>>145591

>2018 sorted

you will have to keep waging if GF2018 is going to be a success.


 No.145595

>>145591

I'm still contemplating becoming a deliverycuck, but I'm worried I might get booted off DSP even if I keep the hours under 30 a week, DSP just has so much more security than being a wagie.


 No.145596

File: 26e0e2e7edad51c⋯.gif (5.62 MB, 320x240, 4:3, jordan.gif)

>>145589

>correlation = causation

There are thousands of studies showing mechanistically how high fat consumption causes Atherosclerosis.

Go back to r/keto you fucking faggot


 No.145598

>>145596

>using 'goy, correlation doesn't equal causation, i watch rick and morty, for science lingo but telling me to go back to reddit

most if not all studies are flawed as they mix saturated fat with high sugar diets, which is a recipe for disaster, but your rick and morty science doesn't control for things like that, go back to /r/vegan


 No.145599

>>145596

>>145598

both of you shut the fuck up or fuck off


 No.145600

>>145596

>>145598

>Arguing over how to live the longest

Do you really want to live to be an 80 year old virgin with a piss bottle, anime girl hug pillow, and afraid to go outside because the country has become a white minority place? I'm hoping sugar or fat will kill me


 No.145602

>>145600

A good diet and healthy body improve your quality of life, not just your longevity.

You will look better and feel better at any age if you have the right diet.


 No.145603

>>145593

Yeh my life has spiralled out of control


 No.145604

File: 04c01bcee79b85e⋯.png (684.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, heres-how-one-indie-dev-go….png)

>>145600

are you implying i won't be able to defend myself?


 No.145605

File: 2f46226c4c37d8d⋯.jpg (371.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Duke-Nukem-Forever-Wallpap….jpg)

>>145604

Maybe you ought to cut down on the smoking and high school girls, Duke.


 No.145606

>>145592

depends on how creative you can get


 No.145607

>>145594

Nah I'll just stick with the rape for another yeat


 No.145608

>>145600

and it's not even about trying to live the longest, saturated fat raises testosterone, and even if you believe the meme science that sat fat causes heart disease, the benefit from eating high saturated fat diet is today and not when im 80, going for a cigar now, also raises testosterone


 No.145610

File: ab5d7bccbfe963e⋯.png (29.05 KB, 970x620, 97:62, drunk_pepe_by_deviantsock-….png)

alright neets, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?


 No.145613

>>145610

i'm not telling


 No.145614

>>145610

Pussied out of killing myself tbh


 No.145615

>>145593

A good king suffers so his subjects don't have to

Know that some of that goonbag came from the brave sacrifice of a would be neet


 No.145617

>>145610

My m8s mum


 No.145618

>>145610

Tried to walk home from a nightclub, got lost and slept in a cemetery


 No.145619

>>145614

I know anon - I once decided to kill myself, but instead thought 'first I'll drink until I pass out, because why not, what's the worst that can happen?' Here's what what happened…

>>145610

I don't know about the dumbest - the smartest thing I've ever done was answering the door (yeah, I know). There were two (at least I think it was two - my eyes wouldn't focus properly because scotch) asian qts (inb4 race mixing) who were med students, selling brownies for some reason. One of them complimented my on the music playing (greenday - I know, but it's the only time a grill has ever complimented me on anything ever). I purchased and ate out their brownies. I don't remember the rest, because I passed out.


 No.145620

>>145607

How often can you rape the same girl before she becomes your gf by default ?


 No.145621

>>145620

3 times, after that you either date em or kill them.

It's the rapists code


 No.145623

>>145594

Not him but I have just accepted I will never have a gf. It is easier living in a absolute rather than the blind uncertainty of maybe getting one.

>>145562

I was in armadale/kelmscott. Basically the centre of the storm. Every retard in Perth thinks its funny to go 75 in a 100 zone whenever it rains. Fucking normies


 No.145624

>>145619

>I ate out their brownies.

You shouldn't say that. VirginNEET will get jealous.


 No.145625

>>145610

I haven't done anything stupid while drunk. I only get drunk in my room at 2am by myself.


 No.145629

>>145625

This was anon's point - you may think you're safely ensconced within your goon-cave, but suddenly a pack of wild girls appear offering things in exchange for money


 No.145630

File: 0c394078ebd45a8⋯.jpg (285.3 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1457065470598.jpg)

I have been drinking olive oil straight out of the bottle again.


 No.145631

>>145630

Could have been worse - vegetable oil.

>>145629

Is there a way to make these wild girls appear? I have got drunk many times, it is just myself in the dark room.


 No.145632

I love the smell of my armpits.


 No.145633

>>145631

Yes the evidence seems to say that Olive oil is good for you, whereas the other vegetable oils are not. But there is a lot of conflicting information out there.


 No.145634

>>145631

Just keep trying anon. I'm sure you will summon the girls eventually

>>145630

>tfw you've had a bottle of olive oil sitting in your cupboard all this time, never knew it was worth drinking

brb, doing olive oil shots


 No.145635

>>145632

Me too


 No.145636

The bad part about going on an online shopping spree is I am now living in fear of the delivery man coming, especially since I don't know when it will be (am expecting 4 different deliveries too).

I will have toiset my alarm tomorrow in case he comes at 9am.


 No.145637

>>145623

Yeh I usually drive over the speed limit in rain anyway, as long as your tyres are good and brakes work fine it's all good


 No.145638

>>145631

You gotta drink the brands of beer where the commercials show the guy getting smothered by women


 No.145639

>>145636

I know exactly how u feel, i am the same, the funny part is I USED to be the Delivery guy : (


 No.145640

>>145639

You didn't knock on my door pajeet!


 No.145641

Aboriginal orgasm


 No.145642

I try to empathise with my neetbros on this one, but I just can't - couriers don't frighten me, they just give me stuff then fuck off.

The people who cut my hair on the other hand…I'm phobic of them and the conversations they try to hold


 No.145643

>>145642

>tfw boomer on public transport starts talking to you

even worse m8


 No.145644

>>145630

you're basically jamie oliver


 No.145645

>>145641

you're getting repetitive, need to work on your material


 No.145646

>>145643

public transport is for peasants


 No.145647

>>145644

I have enough mass for two Jamie Olivers.


 No.145648

>>145645

I'm doing the best I can


 No.145649

File: 29be6e9e5f9e55f⋯.jpg (8.34 KB, 236x207, 236:207, images (16).jpg)

>>145643

>Neets these days are too lazy to get on the dsp, back in my day you walked straight into centrelink and shook the managers hand and asked him to put you on


 No.145650

As a white male, I feel compelled to make posts to halfchan about race, gender, sexual orientation and jewishness that are insightful, provocative, and not necessarily true.

Now I don't want to do this directly from my Australian IP due to (((Racial Vilification Laws))), but any time I try to use a VPN it turns out to be blocked. What do? How do you maintain your privacy?


 No.145651

>>145650

You buy a 4chan pass with bitcoin and then you can use the VPN.


 No.145652

>>145595

>you can work 30hrs on DSP

truly the holy grail. i could live on my own in a townhouse with that. here's hoping DSP2018


 No.145653

>>145648

sorry, it was supposed to be constructive. didnt mean to offend


 No.145655

>>145650

Post from maccas free WiFi


 No.145656

>>145650

unless you live on the east coast and it's on chadbook or somewhere normiespace i don't think it really matters until you the judges want to throw the book at you for whatever reason


 No.145657

>>145650

seriously?

just post whatever, it's fucking 4chan the whole site is full of retards


 No.145658

>>145652

They cut back the amount of DSPbux you get depending on how much you earn though, and you'd have to report how much money and how many hours you worked each week, it could become quite a hassle.


 No.145659

>>145658

so basically they subtract what you earn? or can you make additional money?

>>145650

pay for a gold pass ;)


 No.145660

File: 17ed5178601206a⋯.jpg (1.99 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15065987141952078014510.jpg)

So cold I'm gonna have to put my slave hat on


 No.145662

>>145660

you put that on when you have sex slave sessions with john?


 No.145663

>>145642

>tfw cycling through all the nearby hairdresser places so I can avoid the "oh you're still looking for that job like you were the last six times?" look

That alone almost makes me want to be a wagie


 No.145664

>>145659

I'd assume it would work the same as normal neetbux. You can earn a certain amount without losing any but when you go above that threshold you lose a certain amount for every dollar you earn until you reach the cap and get no bux


 No.145665

>>145660

Is that a pisscup I see? The wagie life has made you far too high class


 No.145667

>>145662

No usually wear the gimp mask


 No.145668

>>145665

It's a piss shot glass


 No.145669

>tfw one of my teeth has been sore for a couple of days now

Tempted to take to it with pliers so I don't have to see the teeth care doctor guy


 No.145671

>>145669

I gotta go get a few fillings, you can't go to cenno dentists all they do is rip teeth out


 No.145672

>>145671

You get bullied by the bogans if you go into cenno with a full set


 No.145673

I saw an extra thicc white woman shopping with a black man during my travels today

It's strange to see memes come to life


 No.145674

>>145673

Euphemism for fat as fuck?

I always internally kek whenever I see the 25 yr old white spergy bugmen with the 40 yr old thai/filipino roasties


 No.145675

>>145674

Yeah, thicc as in elephant not thicc as in virgineet's waifus


 No.145676

>>145674

>>145673

I think seeing those things really ruins your day, but it at least makes you feel better about yourself


 No.145677

>>145676

how's it affect you?


 No.145678

>>145677

I wanty to be a jewspanker


 No.145679

Hey NEETs , I'm a NEET and I have had sex, like quite a lot.

BUT, my friend Rob, is a jew spanker


 No.145680

>>145679

Simply epic post bro xd


 No.145681

>>145679

astounding contribution


 No.145683

>>145679

Does he spank abos while ejaculating into a pajeets mouth?


 No.145684

File: 024cca9f7793081⋯.jpg (6.06 KB, 194x259, 194:259, brendan.jpg)

>it's a dad is screaming in his sleep episode


 No.145685

>>145684

Just put the pillow over his mouth, no one will knoe


 No.145686

>>145685

I would probably move out before committing parricide.


 No.145687

I'm going grey and I'm only 23.


 No.145688

>>145687

That's dsp material mate, claim it was the result of a childhood rape at the swimming pool


 No.145689

Anyone notice that NZ Neet hasn't posted in a while, I suspect he got a job as last time he never posted here until he quit.


 No.145690

File: e712a0e3ec76ad4⋯.png (298.03 KB, 614x633, 614:633, incel dsp.png)

>>145688

this will be my ticket to the BIG bux

>>145689

he studies physiotherapy at uni now.


 No.145691

How did you guys go from asking for med certs to asking about DSP? My doc will write me anything I need but he's never brought up DSP before, I'm not sure how he feels about it. This is assuming you need a doc to write a different form, I have no idea what the process is like at all.


 No.145692

File: ee73e6a27b7972a⋯.jpg (51.22 KB, 714x474, 119:79, 5197763-1357695179-Batma.jpg)

It's difficult. First you must travel to Tibet. There is a rare blue flower that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these flowers. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain, Liam Neeson will appear and grant you what you desire.


 No.145693

>>145690

Physiotherapy, what a boong

Well I hope he's good enough to treat my fapping elbow


 No.145694

>>145689

It seems like all the named neets have stopped posting. Except one.

Maybe they boarded the rapeneet express


 No.145695

>>145694

maybe the rapeneet express boarded them


 No.145696

>>145674

At domino's last night I saw literal neckbeard with an asian gf - she was too pale to be a flip or ladyboy, I guess she was from northeast asia.

How long does it take to grow a neckbeard anyway?


 No.145698

>>145696

The great thing about growing a neckbeard is that looking terrible is part of the charm. This means that as soon as your facial hair starts to show you can claim to have a junior neckbeard. The time to achieve that obese viking look can vary based on your genetics (which, if you are trying to grow a neckbeard, are likely shit) but keep at it for a couple of months and you should see some significant growth.


 No.145699

>>145689

least he knows the rules and is sticking to them

you cant be a fucking crypto-neet


 No.145700

REMINDER

NEW THREAD AT 750 POSTS

750


 No.145701


 No.145702

>>145701

last thread was at 700

it's too soon


 No.145703

>>145691

If your DSP claim is for mental illness you will want to have been dealing with a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist too.


 No.145709


 No.145710

>>145659

The threshold is around $180-190 a fortnight. Earn that, or less and no penalty. Every dollar over that, they subtract $0.50. At around 2 grand a fortnight, they suspend the pension, which means any rent assistance or other addition gets cut off.

It's good for part time jobs or self employment, for a very small businesses, like mowing lawns or making furniture or something. At best you're probably only going to get a couple of hundred extra per week, plus a windfall every tax return, without getting investigated by the anti-neet bureau.


 No.145712

>>145696

I stopped shaving a few years back. I put the clippers through it last year and took it back to about 1cm. It's about 8 inches long now, except for the bits that I set on fire with rollies, under my bottom lip. I should use a pipe.


 No.145715

Such nice weather today, feels like heaven

What are we up to this weekend?


 No.145716

File: 2ba786969749ae3⋯.png (51.29 KB, 876x773, 876:773, 1441154707236.png)

I took the doggo for a walk today, then picked up all his droppings in the backyard and put them in the bin, and then thinned out my silverbeet seedlings which I sowed a few weeks ago.

My body feels all strange from having been out in the sun and exerting itself. I think it might be a good feeling but it is too early to tell.


 No.145717

>>145715

going to my home town to watch the GF with my dad


 No.145718

>>145717

Who are you going for m8? I used to be a Crows supporter back when I still cared about normieball. 1997 and 1998 were pretty good.


 No.145719

>>145718

im in SA so i'll go for the crows but i've only watched 2 or 3 games this year

i used to be a port supporter when i was a kid but i dont watch or have the aerial plugged into the telly anymore


 No.145720

I hate online shops that obviously only publish positive reviews of the products they sell. Everything has 5 stars. It should be illegal.


 No.145721

>>145715

you're lucky mate

cold, windy and cloudy here


 No.145723

I've got myself addicted to pain killers.

but fuck they're good, i lose my anxiety and paranoia, and the pain obviously but i live in constant pain so the pain thing isnt that big of a deal and i'm used to it

being able to chill the fuck out is awesome


 No.145724

>>145723

What is the source of your pain? Which painkillers do you take?


 No.145725

>>145724

i had spinal surgery about 10 years ago

codeine


 No.145726

>>145725

If you suck my dick I'll give you some oxy


 No.145727

>>145716

Farmer-neet tends to his crops and livestock. It makes me want to reinstall minecraft, so I can experience life on the land.

>>145715

Gonna take some sedatives so I can get my hair cut - by craftily going on the weekend, I can pretend to be a wagie.


 No.145728

>>145725

Do you have a prescription for the pills?


 No.145729

>>145726

i already got some but if it gets to that i might hit you up


 No.145730


 No.145731

>>145727

buy yourself some clippers

> by craftily

what?


 No.145733

hey food delivery neet, how much work are you getting and how much are you making after tax + petrol and who is it with, uber eats?

i'm thinking it's not such a bad job even if the pay is average because i can just sit in my car listening to podcasts all day instead of sitting at home all day listening to podcasts


 No.145741

>>145733

>tfw horny


 No.145742

>>145741

i was like that once


 No.145743

>>145733

I make $21 an hour and petrol paid for by the company but I had to start out as a contractor to show them that I was good, uber eats do t employ people they only take people as contractors and I work for a different company

I'm not gonna say who I work for because neet will just start putting through orders for Dan murphy's until they get me


 No.145744

>>145743

So drive yello?

I'm closing in wageboi


 No.145745

>>145744

Please stop being a cunt.

>>145743

Do you still get neetbux? Do you get variable hours, or is there a max limit per day of deliveries?


 No.145746

File: 21b1b2bf7b4c4f4⋯.png (37.31 KB, 777x565, 777:565, Untitled.png)

>>145744

neetking strikes again


 No.145747

>>145746

>>145744

Nah don't drive for yello, never heard of them until now actually. But 45 mins for a delivery isn't bad in my books


 No.145748

>>145745

Yeh I get neetbux but I think I'm all out of working credit


 No.145749

File: bc82d3e669b052a⋯.png (246.87 KB, 299x350, 299:350, dxm (2).png)

File: 1aca1ab56dcfb28⋯.jpg (64.4 KB, 638x479, 638:479, current-trends-in-teen-dru….jpg)

File: 9e82ab97d6f7cb7⋯.jpg (331.06 KB, 1200x1920, 5:8, 1408342833087.jpg)

just took 650mg dxm.

I'm off to another planet boys

apparently some people feel reborn after this dose. because time slows down during the experience, when they come out of it it feels like rebirth. and another neet general is about to start. coincidence? I think not!


 No.145750

File: 79e498dc25048c1⋯.png (573.09 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, son-if-you-want-to-keep-wo….png)


 No.145751

>>145749

Good, now it will be easier to rape you


 No.145752

>>145749

I recommend >>>/hypno/ while on dxm if you want to fuck with your mind. Just stay away from the sissy shit.


 No.145753

File: 26e0e2e7edad51c⋯.gif (5.62 MB, 320x240, 4:3, michael-jordan-laugh.gif)

>>145749

>mfw people take this garbage when you can get any drug you want in the mail with ease


 No.145754

>>145752

You could grow a vaginally like Chris did


 No.145755

>>145744

Stop making remarks of this sort please. You will deter people from posting and sharing freely. Very poor behaviour.


 No.145756

>>145755

shut the fuck up faggot

you better hope you are using noscript


 No.145757

>>145756

I'm posting from a gameboy


 No.145758

shouldn't we have bumped to a new thread it's over 750 posts?


 No.145759

File: 41e4244cafdd405⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15066761278031714550309.jpg)

Domino's wagies are at it again


 No.145760

File: 2775ffde6609780⋯.jpg (181.39 KB, 612x612, 1:1, your awesome.jpg)

>>145757

audible kek

>>145758

we're not at 750 yet


 No.145761

>>145759

are they grills?


 No.145762

>>145748

I've got nearly $3000 in working credit. After giving drive yello some research, I might actually go for it. I just need to get my P plates, I can't find anything on their website about needing a full license? I think it might not matter. Thanks for shilling these delivery jobs m8, I think you found a easy avenue for NEETs to get some extra bux, if the bux isn't enough.

>>145755

I concur.

>>145756

>he doesn't know how 8chan works

>>145759

Why do they bother hiring people for that when a sign is more efficient?


 No.145763

>>145761

Yeah a couple of sluts


 No.145764

>>145763

with pizza coupons

neets wet dream


 No.145765

>>145759

go talk to them


 No.145766

>>145765

I asked them if they'd like to come back to my place for a goon and some left over McDonald's but they're being stuck up, might rape them when they finish work later


 No.145767

File: 5869ed3f8e4a877⋯.mp4 (6.04 MB, 480x360, 4:3, it's magic.mp4)

>>145762

>he doesn't know how 8chan works

8chan works on magic, all you gotta do is believe


 No.145768

>>145766

suffocate them with your sheets


 No.145769

>>145768

My sheets are a giant cum rag at this point, I spilt some more meat pie on it today actually


 No.145770

>>145766

what do you expect from lesbians?


 No.145771

>>145769

everyone knows not to eat pies in bed m8


 No.145772

>>145770

them to be mentally stunted enough to let him watch

>>145771

unless you have a straw


 No.145775

okay anon, here's your big moment, you wanted it, it's almost time to make the new thread, you better not mess it up, you better use a good pic, you better give it a good title, you better link this thread, you better link it in this thread, you better not use a pic that has been used for a previous neet thread, are you ready? have you got the shakes? it's almost time… dont screw up…


 No.145778

File: da064e80dc92506⋯.jpg (97.84 KB, 750x563, 750:563, pep2.jpg)

The clock is ticking. Will someone make a new thread before this one maxes out?

The suspense is killing me.


 No.145779

it's not gonna happen, were stuck in the past


 No.145783

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.145784

fuck…. oh fuck


 No.145786

New Thread: >>145781

>>145781




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