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How is the saturday neetparty going?

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too soon



Yeah that is pretty based. Will be crucified by the media though.




i just got home from watching the footy with my nan and dad

dad showed me it, he's pretty easy going usually but he's been sperging out about SSM on his facebook and has been especially strong on his stand that people are getting discriminated against for saying they are voting no

even normies are wising up to it

yeah, he sam knew from the get go that people will take it as homophobic and spin it as if he hates them when all he said was let people do what they want


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>No anime images allowed

Here - one of the rarest of pepe's in my collection - index of refraction pepe. To see the hidden pepe and his message, you need to change the refractive index by immersing your monitor in water.

Alternately, you can view it on your phone, by putting your phone in a sink full of water - don't worry, this won't damage your phone unless it's an old phone (all smartphones made after 2014 are required by law to be waterproof)



>i think that's a bit unfair

it's what anonymous votes are meant to be for, so the big bad guys can't be breathing down your neck making your choice much fairer

big corps are jumping into it because their ceos don't have enough faith in their product that they feel the need to use their out of touch views to try grab some sales, staying out of it would have been much better for their interests imo



for the afl, yeah. it's like they dont know their own audience.

my dad linked them and said he was going to stop his membership and he's a life member

other companies might be better suited as their customers etc would be more in favour of yes like sbs or some shit where they already know most of them agree with their view

but yeah, it's just a sales pitch and a bit of extra attention


sick and tired of hearing about poofters tbh


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Never 4get



As they say, "vote yes and we'll shut up about it" :^)



nah, all businesses stand to lose through engaging in political activism

you're alienating at least 2/3 of your customers to appeal to 1/3 at most



have a look at this

it's the companies supporting ssm


i didnt think there were that many




It's an act of "progressiveness" that's far cheaper than giving their staff pay rises


lol nofunNEET's thread was deleted again



That's hardly fair - I had posts on that thread, now my priceless intellectual property will be lost forever, future generations deprived of my creative genius



i'm glad it's gone. i didnt any tom, dick or harry getting my pepes


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not surprised to see a lot of international interests having a say where it isn't warranted




Every. Time.


I'm not entirely a NEET, as I'm currently doing TAFE, and I'm doing pretty well. I've got a few assessments left for the year.

My depression and anxiety is lifting now that the cold is fading.

How are other anons doing? Was anyone else affected by SAD?



But that was my thread lol

With any luck appeals go beyond the b/o, unowahmsayn b/o ;D




all the time



I'm depressed all the time.


Did you guys get one of those poofter text messages to vote yes? Idk how they got my number, I dont even get telemarketers contacting me.



I haven't yet


Man what a horrible night of waging, now time for dinner and a fap and to do it all again tomorrow.

Still beats wfd I guess



fap while eating, gotta save time



Fap, eat, shit and cry

It's the wagie life


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>tfw just got home was waging



*home from waging

I'm more retarded than usual tonight.


Here's some complaints on the fag texts on one of those phone lookup sites




i want the no vote to win by a landslide


>tfw brainlet and cant even pass the theory test to get a learners permit

im not even in the car yet and im already failing




By SAD I mean Seasonal Affective Disorder, happens to some people during winter when sunlight is weaker and cold makes people ache and shit. It can really affect your moon. I have depression too, and winter has really made it worse the last few years.


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Morning. I see wagecucks and edu-cucks have once again invaded our neet safe space


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pretty sure they've always been infiltrating out thread

same as it ever was



I dont have a mobile so I cant get text


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That's just yet again more jewish subterfuge to keep you spinning your wheels feeling sorry for yourself about some made up condishun by them that you can't do anything about except suffer from because they've convinced the goyim they don't have agency.

If you stop to think for a moment that European man evolved in a cold climate where there was less sunlight yet we thrived and adapted to it, this SAD bullshit doesn't even make sense unless perhaps you're African in which case you have bigger issues than feeling down.



>Using the internet for only 12 hours a day

It's like you hate life or something



My internet gets angry at me when I don't use it


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Morning lovely unemployed friends, and OP


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in the mood to download and play this shit again but I know I'll regret it as soon as I've downloaded it

do you guys play any video games regularly?



I play hs, ow, cs and poe regularly



I play with barbies


I am re-playing GTA San Andreas right now. By far the best of the GTA games.


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Well I went to the yes. Org website and found a way to piss them off.

When I get home from waging tonight I'm gonna spam the fuck out of this with a vpn


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probably just an automated system and no-one will know so you're wasting your time

in other news, this t-bone was fucking nice but full as fuck now



I hope you ripped all that remaining meat off the bone with your teeth m8. True NEETs are savage with a T-bone.



nah, it was like an inch thick so i threw it out



>wasting perfectly good meat



I am very disappointed in you.



>when I get home from waging tonight

You can't teach a fish to stop swimming



>You can't teach a fish to stop swimming

What if you nail it to a wall ?



It will still try to swim










afternoon neets


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>walked past a chad-church

>all the girls had bleached hair and wore exercise tights



What about them?



you've obviously never nailed a fish to a wall



I grandpa had one that used to sing when you pushed a button.



That's like me with rape


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Time to play monopoly and shake of these wagie shackles



You usually get a free burger or something, it's not worth it unless you get a few.



You always seem to be wearing the same pants.


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your pepe was irritating me

now it works on all chans



To be fair, we never established if the wall was underwater



I was gonna wear another pair but they smelt kinda weird



Considering he never changes his sheets that is no real surprise



I won a small coffee, but sometimes the codes fuck up and give you something else



fair point and i have no experience nailing fish to walls underwater



that musky is stench is what all the fillies crave


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fucking normie


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Hoping to see some nice car crashes today



be the change you want to see in the world m8



Your life is a wreck mate





Registration/State: 1DZC417/WA


i wish to know more



nice hacking skills asioneet


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I'm only 20 mins into this but i think this is going to be /ourmovie/



it even has le driving man



vroom vroom :D



>ryan gosling

>a nogf goon guzzling neet



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Have any of you NEETs here ever met each other irl?



I don't think anyone has and I think it's best to keep things that way





the fantasy is much better than whatever the reality is.



Most likely anyone you meet would be a MAX informant



What would be so bad about it?



Unlikely, no other neet lives in my "city"



I reckon someone would try to be funny and stand someone up and then post pics of it or whatever in the general

Alternatively perhaps someone would disclose a bit too much info about themselves and then someone would fuck them over like FagNEET did to GookNEET

I'm all for NEETs becoming friends and keeping it out of the general and maybe meeting up, that could work imo


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you have no idea m8



Not all neets vote no



Are there really people like that amongst us?



you asking makes me think you are one of them



catch the train and it's cheap because you have concession!

go to the pizza hut with buffet and fill ourselves sick

have some beers. maybe let you into my house to play guitar hero

visit the cathedral

go for a bush walk a have a corroboree around a fire




boong/rape NEET detected



Sounds like fun but a bit too far away from me.


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>became a neet on thursday

>was a fulltime wagie before

>rent already paid for the next month

what should i buy with my $496?



Buy some groceries m8.



>Your pet sinister cartoon frog gets drafted to die fighting in the war on normies

>He was your only friend



49 goonbags



Goon bags aren't $49


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The politically correct term is tranny


Fucking bank holiday tomorrow, means mummy is gonna be home all day



I thought bank holiday was a brit term


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Stress, depression, obesity. Existence is a struggle.


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>kike movie


Your movie maybe shylock



no but I'd probably give it a shot if a non degenerate neet lived close enough near me



Woody Allen is the best screenwriter Hollywood has ever had.



You are just trolling now m80.



Sounds ok minus the beer and guitar hero but nfi am I travelling all that way.



meant to type no fucking way not nfi



Nah, his movies should be books, he's a terrible director but the dialogue is surpassed by none



a rope



I hope you get the dsp with those math skills



>tfw live alone



His dialogue is nihilistic, cynical, smug bullshit.



T. shlomo



Is it a good feel? Loneliness is not fun.



It's like he fondled with my heart strings and articulated the subtle peculiarities of my very soul.

A true poet.



Living alone has improved my overall well being tbh and thats not because I have a defective mummybot (my mummybot is great tbh).

I do get lonely but this place, vidya, psych appointments, sports lady appointments, visits from mummybot every 4-8 weeks fill the void pretty well most of the time.


I do wish I had one friend or something irl sometimes but I cant tolerate most people and even if I could I have nfi how i'd even go about meeting people or interacting with given that I dont follow normieball, watch tv/moves/anime, have any social media or even own a mobile phone.



He fondled worse than his daughter's heartstrings.



It's the same model just a newer make.



Well that's good that you are doing okay m8.



what do you do?



/ourmovie/ is no movie because none of us have the determination or skill to make a movie


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I walk, clean, play vidya, listen to podcast and sometimes I watch other people play vidya (mainly major tournaments, for poe build ideas, netdecking)



and what's worse - I just found out most wagies don't even have to wagecuck tomorrow. The outrage never ends! It's like they've taken away our last compensation for being neets.


I go to bed at around 8:30 each night now. It sort of happened by accident but it is what it is. I read in bed until about midnight before turning out the light.

I don't know what I'm going to do once I ruin out of books that can engross me for three or four hours at a time. I will probably just end up lying in bed for hours before getting to sleep.


Wait is it a public holiday for poztorians tomorrow? cause I have a psych appointment and I dont want to travel an hour just to find out they fucked up.


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Chans mainly cover American stuff. Redpill me on Australia - what dark secrets has my sheltered upbringing and (((public education))) kept from me?



(((boongs))) are one of the lost tribes of jews



The faggot who got rid of the wap was a kike and our first kike pm.




It's a public holiday for WA, nowhere else I think



Yeah we get it this weekend for the queens birthday, the other states had it back in june



thank fuck you cunts had me worried






it's worth it to get out of melbourne for some fresh air

if there's ever a melb meet i'd go. yes i would travel 4hrs just for a neet meet. got nothing else to do


ACT too



I cant remember and i cbf looking it up atm


I dont have a car and I hate buses and trains so yeah



they're vline trains mate. the seats are comfy and there's a quite carriage



meet me at swan hill fish and chip shop in 4 hours



all right mate. you better be lubed up when i get there



I hate all trains


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even steam trains?




Did a train touch you inappropriately once ?



neets aren't very useful engines



They're loud so I dont like them.



Ok, did some googling - it turns out there was an jewish immigrant by the name of Walter Max Lippmann (not to be confused with the American Walter Lippmann, who was an expert on propaganda/media studies), who was the main force in giving us multiculturalism and the refugee policy we all know and love.

Any more red pills before I go to sleep?



The jew pm I was thinking about was (((malcolm fraser)))


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Who has depression here? I have bouts of it (drug induced)



All the time lad, probably just because I'm a shit person with a shit life though



I constantly have what I would call mild depression, but sometimes I get major bouts of it where I can't even get out of bed.



Not full depression but I'm never satisfied with life, even during the better moments. I don't have anyone I can trust and I know I'll always end up alone.



It's been with me for over a decade at this point, though the intensity waxes and wanes. Tolerable at the moment.



Fuck what a horrible night of waging, my Goldstein is letting me out of the cage tomorrow so I might get drunk tonight


Morning my NEET brethren

Fucking wagies get to rp as neets today, it's not fair.



What you gonna do about it neet?

Wagies rule this day


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Then God brought an ecstasy upon Adam and caused him to sleep, and took one of his ribs and filled up flesh instead thereof. And God built up the rib, which he took from Adam, into a woman, and brought her to Adam.

And Adam said, " This now is bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh, let her be called Woman." Because she was taken out of her man, therefore a man is to leave his father and his mother and cleave to his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.



I'm gonna REEEEEEEEEEEEEE for about a minute or two

Then I'm gonna keep on doing nothing



I'm waging anyway, poor mr goldstein has to pay more for my services though


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why did you defend a kike movie lover like me?

that kys looks out of place






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Just got back from my NEETwalk and saw this, made my day tbh.



>defending a kike movie lover and a wagecuck


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>they claim they're not trying to influence the vote


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Another day with absolutely no energy. I am completely flat.



So what would you like to be doing neetanon?


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My house and garden both need a massive clean. I am living in squalor here. I haven't washed my clothes in ages. My sheets are filthy and my towels smell.



same, i'm blaming the weather

it's a lovely day. i hate when that happens











still haven't gotten my postal vote reeee



>still haven't gotten my postal vote reeee




You have access to a washing machine? And some dishwashing liquid/laundry powder?

Laundry is probably the easiest job when the machine is handy and ready to go



The real barrier is that I have to go outside into my backyard to hang things on the line. I hate being seen by the neighbours. Feel sick just thinking about it.



lol anon, it sounds like a clothes dryer would be your kind of thing

Or maybe you could plant some shrubs ?



I have been considering getting a clothes dryer but they are not cheap and I have nowhere to put one.


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Dryers also use a shiton of electricity, best bet is to get one of those folding clothes racks/lines and hang your clothes in your house, thats what I do.




i'd hate to live in a public toilet

feel for you anon



Do they get dry like that? My house is cold and damp a lot of the time.



I set it up in my living room next to my glass sliding doors, if it's a sunny day my clothes will be dry by the next morning, if it's a cloudy/rainy day it takes about a day and half to dry.


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Just watched Razorback, someone on the movie thread recommended it. pretty good

Unreal that these get so big irl, was just read about them that they are not a separate species than regular pigs. They were introduced then went wild and survival of the fittest took hold.



Just round-up everything mate



that's gotta be a rhino without its horn, r-right?


Feel so good not to be at work today.

For once I feel like a real neet again



why must you troll us so?


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Mondays are a big day in my neet life because the new Coles and Woolworths Catalogues come out. Sadly there was not much of interest this week. Getting a few bargains on special is a highlight of my existence lately.



success comes in many forms


I wasted a lot of fuel cruising around this arvo. Just couldn't stand being in the house. Sitting in my car in a secluded parking lot, might have a nap, its pissing down outside.



You need to dream bigger dreams, catalogue-neet. How about Aldi and IGA?



We don't have them where I live. Well we do have an IGA but it is really small and expensive.



>recognizing apex motors on way to airport

tfw a fellow NEET lives next one of your uncles


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tfw a fellow NEET is your uncle


What's the best value neetmeal I get from a drive thru?



speaking of NEET family, does anyone here have NEET parents?



A 30c cone.



I have retired parents. I don't consider being aged pensioners being NEET though.



my mum is a dropkick drunk



Yeah that's true, I wouldn't either



does that mean that DSPNEETs aren't really NEETs?



Chickens nuggets anon. They'll make you homesick for tendies.


I'm pretty sure some of us will be creepy old uncles one day. It's the only way we'll ever see our genes continue.

Fellow neets, have any of your siblings successfully spawned?



I would put a legit disabled DSP person (like a paraplegic or something) in the same non-NEET category as an aged pensioner.

But your mental illness disability NEET is very much a NEET. The ultimate NEET in fact.



I have a niece and nephew. I have never met them though.



Stop eating the food jew


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i am a physical DSPNEET

tfw told to leave your last refuge, now i have nothing



What is your disability m8?



You can still hang out here m80, we won't judge you



>falling for the starving to death meme



i will



My dick is disproportionately large and i cant walk due to it, i also have heart issues as when i get aroused it takes too long for the blood to circulate.







>My dick is disproportionately large and i cant walk due to it

Me too but it doesn't even qualify you for dsp anymore

The world is a cruel place





He clearly said drive thru aka fast food aka jew food you fucking dunce


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tfw you are the crippled prodigy of a centuries old eugenics program to breed a gargantuan cocked porn star ubermensch









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>public holiday surcharge

ruthless cunts



>muh dick posting

>porn star ubermensch

Nice try shlomo.



Did we trigger pizzaneet?


>Give the goyim a 'holiday'

>Use it as an excuse to charge them extra shekels

Christmas, Easter, Australia day - they're all jewish plots, aren't they?



> Australia day

pains me to think this through






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Vodka and Resident Evil: the ultimate combination.

What NEET games are my fellow NEET's playing tonight?


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Looks pretty good. My local dominos pizzas always look way worse than that.



>But your mental illness disability NEET is very much a NEET. The ultimate NEET in fact.

Well, at least I am the ultimate in something, feels kinda good.



Fakkin nice man

Is that a Dominos peri peri pizza and a meatlovers and some… chips?

Enlighten us



Butter chicken pizza and 7 meats pizza with cheese crust and gravy chips



the dietNEET metamorphosis has begun



8 meats.



Change your fucking sheets



Had to try pajeets meat for the discount thou


They're not even dirty



Damn sounds nice. Did it actually taste like butter chicken?



I'm playing 'get my shitty 3d printer to print stuff properly'

I'm losing



Dota 2



No tastes like an abos dick


Mummybot's in a good mood, went down to get me a sundae.

Gonna be a good night tonight boys.


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>meat on meat on meat

are you deliberately trying to fuck yourself up?



kysys veganneet



how are you going to control your bed wetting problem?

you cant ruin it all by doing that



did you tell her it's mundae not sundae


I want to go to my 24 hour gym tonight, but I want to wait until it's no longer infested by normies. What time of night do normies normally stop norming?



Nothing but I might pull out my old 3ds and play some pokemon or i'll just play some overwatch/civ5



I bet you'll eat everything there.



11pm that's when all the pajeets show up and stink them out



I finished one pizza, now it's time to poo poo



I have my absorb mat, it'll be fine



also change your sheets and clean your walls you fucking pig



>they're not even dirty

You keep telling yourself that


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It's better to live in filth


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the reason your life is so fucked up is because you eat meat and masturbate all day. everytime you go take a shit, its like squeezing out a metal nugget. eat some fruit and vegetables and add real substance to your diet instead of just eating meat all the time.


>tfw monday






fucken tired tbh



Dole bludging cunt


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cost about $7 in ingredients



too tired to bludgeon any dolls tonight lad



T. nigger





>tfw no intimate romantic relationship



Could have snagged it out of the dumpster


Which would you rather?

Piss your pants on a crowded train

Shit your pants on a crowded train



shit, no one will know who it is


Imagine having a gf



Sounds terrible, neets are solitary creatures



not having jesus would be worse




I'd rather piss my pants, if it was a hot day the pee pee will cool you down



Is it too much to ask for both?




>cool you down

maybe with airflow but not in a stuffy train



pee pee is warm though



I don't want to die alone



Your piss would be hot actually, your inner body fluids are always hotter than the air temp.



Piss poor piss knowledge mate



I do. Having others hovering over me would just make a bad moment even more awkward


I would piss and shit my pants then vomit on myself, then for the remainder of the train trip I would fart and burp.

Wagies would love it



Are you 5 or retarded because those are the only people who ask retarded questions like that.



Please don't bully the dspneets



>being in this thread and not being retarded




>being smart enough to know that you're retarded

you better follow him out the door


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I'm on dsp myself cunt


just because you're a neet doesnt mean you have to behave like a nigger



I'll fucking bash you ya gook cunt



so am i



>i thought it was the end of year school holidays but it's only end of term

got a bit of relief there. i have no sense of time anymore



Can't wait till next school holidays, many victims about


There's a midget who works at office works joondalup, he must be a real idiot since he could probably get the dsp easy



i'm on dsp and looking for work

maybe he wants to improve



me on the right



They're arguing about who get the last piece of cooked dog


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>Have DSP

>Wants to work



Being retarded is a disability after all


Ate both pizzas, my stomach hurts



>be on dsp

>look for work willingly

I can see why you got the dsp


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>tfw horny



Open some BBC porn



how did you know?



British girls are hot


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Inbred goblinoids are your idea of hot?



I mean the good looking ones.




i'm forced to be NEET, i never wanted to be


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Morning mates






T. cuck






Good morning.

I have just put a load of towels in the washing machine and might even take the doggo for a walk later on.

It is shaping up to be a big day.



Morning m80


Make sure you don't wash doggo and take the towels for a walk



>Make sure you don't wash doggo and take the towels for a walk

happens to the best of us



My cat gets annoyed when I shave him and feed my head


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>feed my head

here comes the flashbacks


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>feed my head

here comes the flashbacks


The towels are on the line, the doggo got walked. No-one was watching when Doggo took a shit which was good because I hate being seen when he does that. Makes me feel self-conscious for some reason. Which is weird because I'm not the one taking the shit in public but whatever.



Remember what the dormouse said …



wash your sheets while you're at it



It is rapeneet that needs to wash his sheets.

I am actually going to throw my sheets out and just buy new ones because they are flannelette and I have had them on all winter and they have become rough and bumpy. Will buy some nice cool smooth ones for the summer.



You picked up the shit right?



I'm not going to wash my sheets, I'm sitting in bed doing mean farts from those pizzas I ate last night



Trick question, picking up dog shit is clearly work



But sniffing dog shit is enjoyable



I take a bag with me to pick up droppings but on this occasion I opted not to pick it up since Doggo did his shit in an overgrown part of an empty paddock where it wouldn't bother anyone.


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What do you think your 10 year old version of yourself will think of you today?



He should mind his own fucking business. He doesn't know shit.


Trying to poo but it's not coming out



Did you remember to eat and digest your food beforehand ?



I hope you picked up after him but given that you hate it when your dog shits I'm going to assume you didn't because you're a nigger


Thanks to whoever recommended sardines they're great and much better than tuna.



Goddamn you must have a miserable life m8.

Does it cheer you up to come here and be a self righteous cunt to the NEETs ?



>pointing out that somebody is behaving like a nigger must mean i have a miserable life

Just because you're a neet doesnt mean you should behave like a nigger


Just made a neetBLT.



the mackerel is pretty good too. oyster and mussels taste pretty bad but they are loaded with nutrients



Nah I rubbed the pizza all over my body to absorb its power, just had a coffee and it expelled the evil brewing in my anus


So I just started on that spending spree I was talking about a few days ago. I have decided to spend some of my money on improving my house and having a few nice things.

I just spent about $300 on kitchen stuff and some new curtains. It feels wrong but I need to do it. I need to stop living like a pauper when I have lots of money in the bank and no reason to keep it there.

I am a human being. I need to stop living like an animal.


I wish I could like canned fish. I tried so hard but it just isn't my thing. It is so nutritious and cheap, I wish I could like it. But seafood is one of those things that some people love and others hate. I like most fresh fish but I can't enjoy it out of a can.



Maybe stagger all the purchases you need over two months or so. That way your savings won't get too depleted in case some unexpected expenses come up.



I am staggering my purchases over the next couple of months. My savings are not at risk of being depleted though.


Decided to cut back on coffee today since I think it may be part of the cause of my anxiety issues and god damn caffeine withdrawals are worse than nicotine withdrawals.



You need to taper down gently m8.



You could have given that money to hungry aboriginal children



Yeah I think so, I didn't think it would be this bad, almost feels like I have the flu and I've only cut out 2 coffees from my day.



What sort of coffee do you drink?



fritz and sauce



On Tip-top bread.


The skin on the outside corner of one of my eyes has gone all dry, crusty, red and sore. I think it is because I put pressure on it against the pillow when I sleep.

Why is nothing ever simple?






A big spoon or small spoon per cup?



One tea spoon per cup.



How many coffees per day were you having?



How about… potted flowers? I had Petunias a few years ago (bought from Bunnings), and they did make my place look better. There was a bit of effort keeping them going, and they eventually died off due to a serious fungal infection that got into the roots… but it was rather satisfying for the several months.



I might give the mackerel a try when I go shopping in a few days. I've had oysters and mussels but I cant remember if i liked them or not if one of the name brand ones is on special I might try them.


I cut back my coffee from 8-10+ cups a day to 1-3 idk if it helped my anxiety but it sure helped my sleep schedule and that helped my anxiety and other things.


How many sugars?



good on ya mum



two and two with only a little milk is the correct way



Two sugars is way too sweet.



i sometimes have three, i want to make it a syrup


Officially down 70kg from today lads.

Also my exercise lady thinks for my build/frame/w/e that I only need to lose about 15-20kg more so thats great because I thought i'd have to lose another 30kg



any progress pics mate?



>purposefully eating kike sugar


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Well done m8.



Never took any because I never expected to make it this far, I also dont own a camera or mobile phone.





No sugar or milk, just black.



i use an icecream scoop too



Six is quite a lot. I would not have more than 4.



well you're not him are you


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so what comes after the beginning?



what did you mean by that?



lowest prices are just the beginning…

what comes next?


what makes the sounds in your head that determines what you're saying?



The apocalypse. The nearest Bunning's Warehouse implodes and opens a portal to hell where a horde of zombie Scott Cam's come and harvest everyone's soul.



Rapeneet were those two new pizzas you had from Domino's any good?

I am thinking of giving them a try.




prove me wrong



I don't understand the question. I think about what I am going to say, by speaking (thinking) about it in my mind like an internal monologue, or just doing it by instinct if the conversation requires no effort.

I also have conversations in my head using my internal voices (which I all control, and I try and make a realistic conversation). Sometimes I pretend that I am successful for some reason, and someone is interviewing me, and I pose the interview questions using one voice and reply to them using my own internal voice. This all occurs in my mind. The funny part is, that these conversations are more caring and in depth than any of the conversations I had with my "friends" at school, maybe because I am essentially talking to myself.

This might be unhealthy, I don't care, it gives me something to do, larping as a better person and getting imaginary respect and interest from the characters based off random, or real people that I create in my mind. Another thing I like doing is applying this to school situations. I spend quite a while thinking back at pivotal parts of school and trying to re-imagine them, and doing something different, like a parallel universe, a place free of failure and it makes me happy. Then I realize it is just in my mind and I am nearly 21 and my life is irreparably fucked.



A sausage up your bum



they can pay me the $3 then



Jan they were shit and gave me the shits




Was it the place the cooked it hygienic? What sort of people worked there?



Violent rape



the only ones i get are the beef and onion and the veg trio then i use a slice from each and make a sandwich



Mostly kids, I could smell their fear as they saw my cumstained musky clothes and throbbing penis through my pants



Dietneet has achieved something. I can see I'll have 0 achievements this year. Anyone else get anything done in 2017?



Became a wage and didn't kill myself


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Saw a burqa bitch right now



And with 5 kids already too. This country is fucked.



mia khalifa destroyed me



I'm not dietneet im dspneet (or at least thats what I was known by awhile ago). I do wonder what happen to dietneet tho cause I havent seen his post for a few weeks.




excuse caps please.



I've seen a psych for muh anxiety/depression/etc and a sports physiologist for my injured shoulder.

Professional help did help but I'd say at least 75% of it was done by myself.



You have done really well m8. Are you still depressed?



A little but thats mainly due to being a social retard, the loneliness that comes with that and your typical depression related things you get from being "le redpilled"

I use to not go a week or two without legit wanting to kill now its more like every 2-3 months and thats generally because of something getting me really down rather than just being a depressed faggot.



Where do you see yourself in 12 months time?



At home.



this tbh

not sure if the second one is a positive thing yet though



No idea tbh. hopefully with a gf and lifting at the gym becoming chadneet



posting to neet general #200



neet king will get us shut down before then



A current affair has already approached me for an exclusive interview


Man its been a shit night, picked up some Indian food from Mt Lawley and there was a pack of rowdy bongs asking people for money and yelling like monkeys.

Then there was 13 year old kids trying to wash windows at traffic lights at 7:30 at night, and I went to a KFC in south Perth and there was 2 smelly junkies trying to buy a small chips with 10 cent pieces and they smelt worse than I do.



I'm sure Tracy will love the gooncave



why do you wage?


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>tfw never been to a music festival

>tfw never been clubbing

>tfw only ever been to country pubs that are more like restaurants

>tfw never had any social media

I wonder what % of 18-30 yr old Australian youth fit these requirements, I'm not being a unique special I'm above it all faggot or regret not doing any of those things, just seriously wonder what % it would be, I feel nothing in common with everyone my age. I'm so sick of Instagram basics on the train playing Snapchat videos.



Because med certs run out and I'm sick of max



I wonder if ACA's (((poll)) will disapprove of gooncaves by 95% of 99%?



Man I know what you mean, I was at the local Westfields the other day and there's just the absolute gutter cunts there.

Any shopping center within close proximity to a train station is always a recipe for disaster but the amount of druggies, 13 yr old eshay lads and PoC mystery meat just shitting up the place was ridiculous, no wonder everyone does online shopping these days when those types populate the place


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Quite now, luckily I have some Netflix crap on my phone



In the USA many shopping malls have closed down because of the nigger problem. I think we are probably heading the same way. They are just not nice places to be any more.



Honestly, less than %1 most likely.



I remember they used to be really comfy to go to after school, now it's just inhabited by the absolute dregs of society



I've never been to a music festival but I did live across the road from one for a few years

Not fun times,although rapeneet would have enjoyed it



>tfw never had any social media

i think this is the big one. i was pretty close to making a myspace page. even made a custom css that i was going to use. despite my friends urging me to make one for some reason i just couldn't do it. i reckon some girls at school probably would have contacted me too. things would have turned out a lot different if i had made one



But nearly 100% of this thread



They will disapprove of the rape Caves 100 %



Most of those old MySpace pages are still up



Anon all that shit has been dying for >5 years. Except for social media.



Apart from the wagies, yeah



and the uni students

and the failed normies

and the degenerate crackhead

and that's pretty much everyone



Except that child pedo guy from Channel 9



that was a riot

>aca reporter does a segment on pedophiles

>gets charged with possession of cp


>tfw fucking 3d printer still won't work

>tfw have to go to a max appointment and interview tomorrow

>tfw there's a rent inspection, the place is a typical neetcave pigsty

>tfw people when non-neets keep infesting the neet thread

>tfw when no pepe in your rare folder can express your despair

Why do we keep going guys, when the world is against us?



Because unless you are 100% satisfied with your circumstances then the alternative (death and non-existence) is worst

Anything can happen, anything can change

I always viewed life as an MMO except when you die you can't respawn, never know what shit will go down so I want to be here for as long as I can no matter what bullshit comes my way



he's a faggot too



you didn't rape her?



A while ago I was a dope smoking degenerate. I smoked a lot. Got to the point where I had normalised being high, so I didn't even get an enjoyable buzz after a toke, just felt slower and had a cough. Smoking more would not make me feel higher, just tired, but not so tired that I could not do shit. Without smoking, I did not have the energy and got fatigued, while high I could push myself and get more done. Some of the guys I used to hang around with were just party smokers, so they would hang out with me and smoke my weed, I got social contact in exchange, I guess. They used to joke around about 'the next level' while smoking and drinking. In other words, getting blackout shitfaced. So I started binging weed; sucking down as many cones as I could in a short period, so I could actually feel high. I was probably going through a half a week, depending on how much I had been working, more if my 'mates' stopped by for a j or a few cones. This is where the talking to myself comes in.

I'd be smoking, usually by myself. If my lungs were too fucked to continue I'd lift, draw, tidy up until I could continue. I'd be having an internal monologue, or thinking about shit I needed to do, then it answered. Or I answered. It was a voice in my head, my voice, but I wasn't consciously thinking about it. It just spoke to me, usually in one word answers from the back of my skull. Scared the shit out of me and not just because I was hearing a voice in my head. It was like a version of me that was sick of my bullshit. "I'll do this later" I would think to myself, "If you say so" it answered. "I'm too tired to do this." "So you're going to bed?" it replied. Shit like that. On the one hand I thought I was going nuts, on the other, it was pushing me to sort my shit out. Sometimes I would get high, just to see if I could get the voice to talk to me, to get it to boss me around, tell me what to do, but it only seemed to answer when I was getting high instead of doing something important. It scared me, but in a good way.

I've since seen some stuff about the Jungian Shadow and people having a dialogue to sort out their issues. For a while I was looking into shamanistic and occult stuff, hoping the voice was like a spirit or something. Seems like it was just a hallucination caused by greening out. A temporary psychosis, or something. I have not smoked in years, but I'm tempted to start it up again, just to see if that voice is still there.


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Time to get even fatter



you eat all that shit but non-diet sunkist is too much?



Too much sugar makes me sick and shit like pajeet



Definitely just an affect of the pot and overthinking, m8.


Daydreaming doesn't have to be maladaptive and you're 20, not near irreparably fucked.


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Anyone here tried this shit with cenno ?


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Australia is creating its own space agency. And I'm glad to say that South Australia will be taking a leading role in the formation and operation of this agency.

Oh, what a time it is to be a South Australian.



been in the exact same place, havent smoked for almost 3 years - there was one exception

i dont think it would work if you just had a cone now though, i feel like it's sort of a bi-product of long term use, like it is the stone but it goes unnoticed because you're always on that level


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No. You could probably make a claim for dsp if you were morbidly obese though. I'm talking corpulent. It would probably not count as a permanent condition and you would need constant med certs to confirm you're indeed a fattie. Great for self esteem, I'm sure.

UK dole is different though. That's 22k between the 4 of them, including housing allowance. They get less cash than aus, but a higher housing allowance. The allowances for partners and cohabitation is reduced and they're probably getting less than if they lived separately. But housing is an issue in the UK, so getting less is probably better than sharing a commie block with nigs and pakis, assuming they're renting outside a major city and not dependent on gov housing.

It's probably just a shame piece run by a tabloid. Vid related.


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that pic of the german club is pretty interesting, it's before the war so i guess there wasnt as much of a taboo

although i'm thinking there wouldve been a fair bit anti-german sentiment, there definitely was after the first world war. heaps and heaps of towns changed their names to disassociate themselves from the krauts

but anyway, yeah, i read the article and if it produces jobs that's fucking great



Isn't Farmers Union extinct now? Or is that Kiewa?



it's still around but im pretty sure it's not owned by s.aussies



Looked it up. Farmers Union is owned by Japs now, Kiewa is ded.




i just looked that up and it says it's a river

was it a milk co.?


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A Victorian one, now gone. Used to be able to get it anywhere south of Wagga, north of Melbourne. We get Farmers Union here though. Merigold (big M) is Melbourne, so it has AIDS. Devondale might be another Vic company, not sure.


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you dont call wagga wagga wagga

never seen kiewa, i'm south aussie. i've been going through a few dares lately

pic related is still state owned but the way the global economy works it's pretty much impossible not to feed the multinationals, at least indirectly


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in case you dont know what i'm on about


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Greg Champion? I think my Dad knew his family. I have family in Benalla. Here's some Slim.



So what you're saying is you have to call wagga wagga wagga wagga ?



I really enjoyed typing that for some reason


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that's a stan coster song

he's worth a look into if you're into that kind of music

i kind of see it like slim traveled the land and his songs are about the people he met where as stan worked the land and his songs are mostly his own experiences

saying that, this song isnt written by him but it's a beauty


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that's right



exploring space is a fucking kids game and is a waste of natural resources



Resources on this planet are finite, space is immeasurably vast. Humanity only has 4 billion years or so, until the sun runs out of fuel. If we're not colonizing space before then, it means the apes won and civilization stagnated.



sort yourself out



T. non-white


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>the apes won and civilization stagnated



planet of the apes, but back into the dreamtime


Tried watching the new star trek show discovery, it was fucking horrible.


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Any cunts in Melbourne want to help this NEET get his P's? Just let me drive ya car around somewhere so I can refresh my skills and do my P's test finally.



no car to practice in?


It's my birthday.

Feel free to give best wishes.



I watched the first episode and about 5 minutes of the second one before quitting and moving both files to the recycling bin.

Absolute garbage.


Nah, I am paying 40 to some Panjeet driving school for lessons. I'm also thinking about paying them to give me their lessons + driving test package for the test day as well.

Pricy for a neet like me however.



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For possum and bees NEET



It's my birthday tomorrow, how old are you?



i guess that was meant for me


happy bday for tomorrow



Ha! I'll be 27 as well

Three more years and it will be the big 30



yeah, not being able to practice regularly on the cheap really sucks though i paid around $80/hr for my instructor who was an aussie and a top bloke

what were you looking to brush up on?



He wants to practise parking in your rear



yeah, i'm feeling it.

grey hairs and sore bones. it's all catching up


Just driving an auto through the suburbs. I just need to pass my P's




but i voted no, or would have if my postal vote wasn't stolen/lost


if it's only basic throttle/braking/steering then you're probably better off saving $40/$60 for an hour and jumping right into the test afterwards

all that comes quickly with time behind the wheel and gets better when you start playing games of how little you can rock the car while driving


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listening to this while working on my new business



>listening to nigger music

Kill yourself



bit quick on that itchy nigger finger, arent you?


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>my new business

What sort of business m8?



cashless welfare to cash

pretty simple, the gov is gonna roll out the cashless welfare card nationwide soon enough, but you can buy essentiallys, so if you want $50 cash, you will need to go an buy $75 of non-perishable goods that I can resell easily for a profit.



Sounds like the sort of thing they will specifically outlaw m8.



nah, can't outlaw trade like that, it's not dealing in stolen goods or anything, just markets, you buy $75 of baby formula, i buy it from you for $50, resell for $70 and get a $20 cut.



Apart from the government regulating such a business out of existence, the other downside I see there is that you would be dealing with the absolute scum of the earth as your customers. Drug addicts and worse.



that'd be a first for a gov to regulate arbitrage, i know why you think it would be regulated but it is not nor ever would be


I really like the Cadbury chocolate that has the little things that explode in your mouth.



they'd have to police what you can buy on welfare to stop a black market from happening, and even then that is pretty limited in what it can do

just have a look at the ebt system over in america




they can't police what you can buy because even though it's welfare it is still deemed income which is why it goes on your ATO, food stamps are a different program, even when they limit what you can buy with 80% of your income on the cashless card, there's no stopping you buying up nappies or formula or other stuff and reselling it, nothing against the law anyway, and i've looked into it and i'm deadly serious about doing this, there will be plenty of people willing to sell you stuff they bought on the card for cheaper just to get cash.



>there will be plenty of people willing to sell you stuff they bought on the card for cheaper just to get cash

the sad part is that a lot of them would be honest folk who are falling on hard times that need the cash to buy something not on the approved list



You are making a pretty big assumption about that cashless welfare card thing going national. Only the Liberals seem into it, and even they are struggling to justify it in the face of the evidence from the trial sites and I doubt they will end up taking it national before the next election (which they will probably lose).



example? let's be serious, the only kind of stuff that will be on the list will be things you don't actually need like alcohol and ciggies, not food.


even if they lose, it has momentum and do you really think labor is any different? avenues of rent seeking is drying up, and this is a way for them to rent seek off the tax payer so it's gonna happen for sure, will take time but eventually it will go nationwide, the effectiveness of the program doesn't even matter nor the evidence from the trial sites, it's about setting up systems whereby politicans can farm out work to their buddies in the private sector and charge the tax payer an insane overinflated price for doing so



the way it's probably going to work is that the libs will use it as a bargaining chip for some labour party policy that they really want to get through and they'll take it no questions asked



<car ownership costs

<household maintenance

<pet ownership costs

<electronic devices of any sort

pretty sure none of those would be covered on an approved welfare spending program



nah, none of those things are on it, at this time it can't be used to purchase alcohol, ciggies, gambling or cash withdrawal.


>Welfare can only be used to purchase essential goods, healthy food and services

>No more Domino's pizzas, no more chocolate binges

What're we gonna do guys? We'll be starved down to a healthy and attractive weight.



What about hookers?


This cashless system is one of the reasons I became a wagie, you can tell yourself it won't happen or that it's "years" off.

But it will happen and you will have as much purchasing power as the common abo



alright, yeah i'm reading up on the system they're trying out and it doesn't seem as bad as i thought it was going to be

still rubs me the wrong way



>What about hookers?

>party supplies



same. I haven't been able to get enough shifts to quite get off the bux yet though.



I'll probably kill myself if it happens.



but then what if everyone becomes the dole bludger?


With this cashless system, lets say you keep saving your money and not spending any of it (for arguments sake) and saving it up to $10,000. Is that $8000 (80%) quarantined forever, or after a while does the past money get "unlocked"? Or has this hypothetical question never been asked, because everyone lives payment to payment?



I don't know what happens. I do know you don't earn any interest on your money that is locked in the account.



They'll probably look at what you spend on average, and reduce your credit to the amount you only spend.


We are on the brink of the end of comfy neet era. Make the most of it.



dunno, never used one but i assume they take cash only so if if only 20% of your newstart can be access as cash, i guess you're stuck with your hand, you start wading into fraud territory if you run a brothel but pretend to be charging the client for nappies



this is a really good question, i imagine they'll reduce your payments until you spend it and go back under some threshhold, so it would seem the days of neets living at home and saving more money due to no bills will soon be over


The cashless welfare card will turn parts of Australia into a ghettofied niggerdom like in America.

Can only hope labor get in next election and kill it off.



You could buy expensive computer parts with the 80% and flip them on ebay or gumtree



yeah, that's why i think there is an opportuntiy to actually make a business out of it once it rolls out nationwide


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I'm starting to think there is something holy about taking a big huge shit. Maybe poo poo posting isn't just shitposting.

Don't these pics make you want to take a 45 minute dump in an outback dunny? With all that semirural wilderness about you.

It's like when you take a psychedelic substance you need the right frame of mind and setting. When you take a big huge dump you need the right kind of toilet to have peace of mind and to be undisturbed.



I predict that the cashless system will come in a neet general #200



>It's like when you take a psychedelic substance you need the right frame of mind and setting. When you take a big huge dump you need the right kind of toilet to have peace of mind and to be undisturbed.

On a surprisingly related note I once took some magic mushrooms mixed with the wrong ones.

Hallucinations and diharhea is a bad combination



i dont know about the long drop, there'll be flies and stinky-ness but yeah, they look alright.

I go driving out bush (semi rural, i usually stick to the bitumen) pretty regularly (at least once a month) and i stop in and look at cemeteries, i just use it as an excuse to stop and suss out the place but i make a point to have a shit in their dunnies if they have one


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you ever had your arse bitten by a spider there?



nah, if it looks too shonky i'll hold it and go on to the next place



BushChad has redback bite scars all over his arse



I dont drink or smoke or eat like a slob so yeah I legit couldnt care



What vices do you have m8?



Vidya altho I only spend 20-40 hours on that a fortnight



What do you do to fill in the rest of your time?


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Fresh off the wagieboat, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Workminded. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this NEET enclosure: You got lots of friends here, you got real NEET culture, you got love and good times here. It's anguish of the stomach cramps, haemorrhoids and substance abuse, we're all going to make it brah by using NEETbux and dominoes vouchers that your /aus/ friends share. Lots of that here. You don't work. You don't try. This ain't hard yakka, kid. This is realNEET hours. We have possums and bees, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like fucking fr*gposters, you can go jerk off to anime with nofunNEET, you daily tedies will be at the expense of your mummybot, just as the memegod demands. I hope you enjoy yourself here. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are the same here, day in-day out. You can be comfy here. Me ? heh, I'm a shitposter.. this place…. this place has a lot of love to share… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can embrace the inner NEET.



You should take a holiday to India, you can shit on mountains or in the local hospital


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Very well said. Quality post.



i misspelled tendies and my autistisms are playing up



Yes I saw that but opted not to mention it since the post as a whole was so good.



thanks friend



Cleaning the house, cooking, working out, 2 hour walks, etc


I'm not a wagie


Aboriginal erection



best post




Aboriginal syphilis infected semen spouting out of herpes tainted penis



This is pure shitposting


How many other wageneets post here?

Pipe up




Imageboard etiquette requires that the very finest posts be completely ignored, while obvious flamebait and autistic tantrums by spergs with the mental development of an 8 year old garner all the replies.

It's just how we like it



The rapeneet theory of neetposting.



This isn't a trick so you can ban us all, r-right?



I don't think buying rope is allowed mate, you'll have to kill yourself with fruit and vegies



That sounds like something a wagie would ask



The only question a wagie asks is where can I find a noose


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Alright son, where were you between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM today?


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a-at home playing anime and watching video games, s-sir



I was … helping … your mummybot … change her sheets


Going to start ordering shit from uber eats until I meet neetking



I'll be leaving my bin unlocked at night until he shows up



You should be far more afraid of him knowing who you are than the reverse.




I'm the bigbadneet




happy birthday



How old anon?



5 posts down dumbass


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How did you become red pilled neets? For me the largest influence wasn't chans or blogs, it was a close reading of wikipedia - all that data close together…I started realising that the official explanations for stuff in the media and textbooks didn't make sense



What we call the red pill was to me always just common sense. I took what would today be called red-pilled positions from an early age, not really understanding the broader context at that time. Later on I read things online to sharpen my ideas.


would've been around 2007. can't exactly remember what site though. might have been halfchan or stormfront.

also i remember when swin flu was all over the media and it seemed really off. looked it up on youtube and found alex jones. i miss oldschool alex jones



reading into the general fuckery around the aurora shooting and sandy hoax



thanks buddy



that wasnt me, i wouldn't be that rude. 27

had lunch with my grandma and she gave me $50 (which i tried to give back but she started making a scene so i kept it)

went to an op shop near the cafe and bought a couple shirts

was a good day



Pretty much the same for me, although I've always had a pessimistic blackpilled outlook on things and reading things online only confirmed and reinforced my pessimism.



what most people claim to be red pill is actually blue pill


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>being polite



i'd call him mannered neet



You wear dead peoples second-hand clothes?



i used to be a 9/11 was a hoax - the establishment is evil guy when i was in my teens

but the thing that happened while i was aware of injustices was gaddafi

that blew my world apart

also frank zappa was a big deal for me and affected how i think about and judge things

i also had a mate who went to uni and used to tell me about "peer reviewed" shit as if that makes it real

if he can get a degree then he can become part of that review board and if people like that are in charge of giving information credibility then nothing is worth any weight

all that exists is your interpretation of the info and how you deem something to be valid

truth is an abstract notion

that doesnt mean i buy into everything, it means i buy into nothing. i just acknowledged that people give certain ideas merit

i still form my ideas with idpol, like everyone really. if i think a person is intelligent/impartial etc i will take what they have to say on board more so than someone who i think is pushing an idea, even if that idea being pushed is more factual



finally i have a name

i get jealous of the other notable personalities here and how they have names


honey and vinegar


yeah man, extra character



You dun goofed neet!



I don't work for uber eats, I see them at restaurants though.

One was this fat short Indian cunt who stank and looked like he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. All those cunts have to do is walk in and pick up the food and go and they even manage to fuck that up.

It's bad enough having poos make your food but bringing them to your house is worse



When I saw my first abo

Then I realised that jiggers are ugly and Jews are stingy, stereotypes do the job well because their often true


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.







Morning m8

I thought I had my job agency bullshit today but I realised it's tomorrow

Which is a good thing



sort of, it'll ruin your whole day waking up to that thought


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Good morning boys.


Yesterday I bought some rolled oats, diced dried fruit and some almond meal. I am hoping I can turn it into a muesli that I will find edible.

I am trying to make my diet more healthy but I always lose interest if the food tastes too shit.



I just made my first bowl of muesli and it didn't go well. The dried apricot was sour and unpleasant. Looks like I will have to experiment more to see if I can find something I like.

No wonder NEETs just eat tendies. It is much easier.


>I am trying to make my diet more healthy

>by eating grains

take the sardine pill mate



I am not a pelican m80.



Sultanas help with muesli, adds that sweetness



Try adding sultanas




I used this mixed dried fruit thing. It had sultanas, apricots, peach, apple and pear.

I think I will try just oats, walnuts and sultanas next time.



dried coconut and some yoghurt helps



I used to work at an oates factory, used to eat them fresh off the line just as they were rolled.




a lot of sugar, better off eating bacon, eggs, t-bone or something fatty + protein instead


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Are you trying to give him heart disease?


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It's a dark dans day



quick, some perth neet get down to joondalup and hunt neetking



What would you do if you found him, other than be disgusted by the sight of him?



film him then post snippets of it here



I really like that olive green colour scheme Dan's has going on.


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Too late neet, I've already left.

Thank fuck I don't have to wage today



Get those bed sheets washed today please neet king.



wash your sheets



jesus christ how fast are you driving?



You gotta drive fast when your on a rape spree



Driving fast like that will just get you noticed by the cops in the middle of your rape spree. Very dangerous.


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forget tarbo v8s and meth, i reckon eurobeats and memes are the number one killers of p platers in aus




I only wash them when they start attracting bugs



Your stench probably keeps the bugs away.



And the stacies at bay


Mum's bringing home nandos for my birthday



Happy birthday big boy.



Mummy is getting me McDonalds tonight.


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are you implying so many people have issues with heart disease, diabeetus and high blood pressure because they eat a high fat, medium protein and low carb diet?

Sugar/carbs literally gives you AIDS


I think I am going to give up the muesli attempt and maybe try a meat and veg diet. Just a nice big piece of meat each day accompanied by a lot of veggies.

At least I know I will not dislike the taste of that.



My food delivery boss called, wants to put me on 40 hours a week because some of the other drivers are shit and I gotta juggle my real estate job in between.

Might quit cenno for a month and wage it out and do it until I burn out and get back on cenno and start all over again.

2018 sorted


Is burning out a certainty? Is there nothing you can do to prevent it?



<this is the guy we call neetking



>2018 sorted

you will have to keep waging if GF2018 is going to be a success.



I'm still contemplating becoming a deliverycuck, but I'm worried I might get booted off DSP even if I keep the hours under 30 a week, DSP just has so much more security than being a wagie.


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>correlation = causation

There are thousands of studies showing mechanistically how high fat consumption causes Atherosclerosis.

Go back to r/keto you fucking faggot



>using 'goy, correlation doesn't equal causation, i watch rick and morty, for science lingo but telling me to go back to reddit

most if not all studies are flawed as they mix saturated fat with high sugar diets, which is a recipe for disaster, but your rick and morty science doesn't control for things like that, go back to /r/vegan




both of you shut the fuck up or fuck off




>Arguing over how to live the longest

Do you really want to live to be an 80 year old virgin with a piss bottle, anime girl hug pillow, and afraid to go outside because the country has become a white minority place? I'm hoping sugar or fat will kill me



A good diet and healthy body improve your quality of life, not just your longevity.

You will look better and feel better at any age if you have the right diet.



Yeh my life has spiralled out of control


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are you implying i won't be able to defend myself?


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Maybe you ought to cut down on the smoking and high school girls, Duke.



depends on how creative you can get



Nah I'll just stick with the rape for another yeat



and it's not even about trying to live the longest, saturated fat raises testosterone, and even if you believe the meme science that sat fat causes heart disease, the benefit from eating high saturated fat diet is today and not when im 80, going for a cigar now, also raises testosterone


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alright neets, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?



i'm not telling



Pussied out of killing myself tbh



A good king suffers so his subjects don't have to

Know that some of that goonbag came from the brave sacrifice of a would be neet



My m8s mum



Tried to walk home from a nightclub, got lost and slept in a cemetery



I know anon - I once decided to kill myself, but instead thought 'first I'll drink until I pass out, because why not, what's the worst that can happen?' Here's what what happened…


I don't know about the dumbest - the smartest thing I've ever done was answering the door (yeah, I know). There were two (at least I think it was two - my eyes wouldn't focus properly because scotch) asian qts (inb4 race mixing) who were med students, selling brownies for some reason. One of them complimented my on the music playing (greenday - I know, but it's the only time a grill has ever complimented me on anything ever). I purchased and ate out their brownies. I don't remember the rest, because I passed out.



How often can you rape the same girl before she becomes your gf by default ?



3 times, after that you either date em or kill them.

It's the rapists code



Not him but I have just accepted I will never have a gf. It is easier living in a absolute rather than the blind uncertainty of maybe getting one.


I was in armadale/kelmscott. Basically the centre of the storm. Every retard in Perth thinks its funny to go 75 in a 100 zone whenever it rains. Fucking normies



>I ate out their brownies.

You shouldn't say that. VirginNEET will get jealous.



I haven't done anything stupid while drunk. I only get drunk in my room at 2am by myself.



This was anon's point - you may think you're safely ensconced within your goon-cave, but suddenly a pack of wild girls appear offering things in exchange for money


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I have been drinking olive oil straight out of the bottle again.



Could have been worse - vegetable oil.


Is there a way to make these wild girls appear? I have got drunk many times, it is just myself in the dark room.


I love the smell of my armpits.



Yes the evidence seems to say that Olive oil is good for you, whereas the other vegetable oils are not. But there is a lot of conflicting information out there.



Just keep trying anon. I'm sure you will summon the girls eventually


>tfw you've had a bottle of olive oil sitting in your cupboard all this time, never knew it was worth drinking

brb, doing olive oil shots



Me too


The bad part about going on an online shopping spree is I am now living in fear of the delivery man coming, especially since I don't know when it will be (am expecting 4 different deliveries too).

I will have toiset my alarm tomorrow in case he comes at 9am.



Yeh I usually drive over the speed limit in rain anyway, as long as your tyres are good and brakes work fine it's all good



You gotta drink the brands of beer where the commercials show the guy getting smothered by women



I know exactly how u feel, i am the same, the funny part is I USED to be the Delivery guy : (



You didn't knock on my door pajeet!


Aboriginal orgasm


I try to empathise with my neetbros on this one, but I just can't - couriers don't frighten me, they just give me stuff then fuck off.

The people who cut my hair on the other hand…I'm phobic of them and the conversations they try to hold



>tfw boomer on public transport starts talking to you

even worse m8



you're basically jamie oliver



you're getting repetitive, need to work on your material



public transport is for peasants



I have enough mass for two Jamie Olivers.



I'm doing the best I can


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>Neets these days are too lazy to get on the dsp, back in my day you walked straight into centrelink and shook the managers hand and asked him to put you on


As a white male, I feel compelled to make posts to halfchan about race, gender, sexual orientation and jewishness that are insightful, provocative, and not necessarily true.

Now I don't want to do this directly from my Australian IP due to (((Racial Vilification Laws))), but any time I try to use a VPN it turns out to be blocked. What do? How do you maintain your privacy?



You buy a 4chan pass with bitcoin and then you can use the VPN.



>you can work 30hrs on DSP

truly the holy grail. i could live on my own in a townhouse with that. here's hoping DSP2018



sorry, it was supposed to be constructive. didnt mean to offend



Post from maccas free WiFi



unless you live on the east coast and it's on chadbook or somewhere normiespace i don't think it really matters until you the judges want to throw the book at you for whatever reason




just post whatever, it's fucking 4chan the whole site is full of retards



They cut back the amount of DSPbux you get depending on how much you earn though, and you'd have to report how much money and how many hours you worked each week, it could become quite a hassle.



so basically they subtract what you earn? or can you make additional money?


pay for a gold pass ;)


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So cold I'm gonna have to put my slave hat on



you put that on when you have sex slave sessions with john?



>tfw cycling through all the nearby hairdresser places so I can avoid the "oh you're still looking for that job like you were the last six times?" look

That alone almost makes me want to be a wagie



I'd assume it would work the same as normal neetbux. You can earn a certain amount without losing any but when you go above that threshold you lose a certain amount for every dollar you earn until you reach the cap and get no bux



Is that a pisscup I see? The wagie life has made you far too high class



No usually wear the gimp mask



It's a piss shot glass


>tfw one of my teeth has been sore for a couple of days now

Tempted to take to it with pliers so I don't have to see the teeth care doctor guy



I gotta go get a few fillings, you can't go to cenno dentists all they do is rip teeth out



You get bullied by the bogans if you go into cenno with a full set


I saw an extra thicc white woman shopping with a black man during my travels today

It's strange to see memes come to life



Euphemism for fat as fuck?

I always internally kek whenever I see the 25 yr old white spergy bugmen with the 40 yr old thai/filipino roasties



Yeah, thicc as in elephant not thicc as in virgineet's waifus




I think seeing those things really ruins your day, but it at least makes you feel better about yourself



how's it affect you?



I wanty to be a jewspanker


Hey NEETs , I'm a NEET and I have had sex, like quite a lot.

BUT, my friend Rob, is a jew spanker



Simply epic post bro xd



astounding contribution



Does he spank abos while ejaculating into a pajeets mouth?


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>it's a dad is screaming in his sleep episode



Just put the pillow over his mouth, no one will knoe



I would probably move out before committing parricide.


I'm going grey and I'm only 23.



That's dsp material mate, claim it was the result of a childhood rape at the swimming pool


Anyone notice that NZ Neet hasn't posted in a while, I suspect he got a job as last time he never posted here until he quit.


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this will be my ticket to the BIG bux


he studies physiotherapy at uni now.


How did you guys go from asking for med certs to asking about DSP? My doc will write me anything I need but he's never brought up DSP before, I'm not sure how he feels about it. This is assuming you need a doc to write a different form, I have no idea what the process is like at all.


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It's difficult. First you must travel to Tibet. There is a rare blue flower that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these flowers. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain, Liam Neeson will appear and grant you what you desire.



Physiotherapy, what a boong

Well I hope he's good enough to treat my fapping elbow



It seems like all the named neets have stopped posting. Except one.

Maybe they boarded the rapeneet express



maybe the rapeneet express boarded them



At domino's last night I saw literal neckbeard with an asian gf - she was too pale to be a flip or ladyboy, I guess she was from northeast asia.

How long does it take to grow a neckbeard anyway?



The great thing about growing a neckbeard is that looking terrible is part of the charm. This means that as soon as your facial hair starts to show you can claim to have a junior neckbeard. The time to achieve that obese viking look can vary based on your genetics (which, if you are trying to grow a neckbeard, are likely shit) but keep at it for a couple of months and you should see some significant growth.



least he knows the rules and is sticking to them

you cant be a fucking crypto-neet








last thread was at 700

it's too soon



If your DSP claim is for mental illness you will want to have been dealing with a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist too.




The threshold is around $180-190 a fortnight. Earn that, or less and no penalty. Every dollar over that, they subtract $0.50. At around 2 grand a fortnight, they suspend the pension, which means any rent assistance or other addition gets cut off.

It's good for part time jobs or self employment, for a very small businesses, like mowing lawns or making furniture or something. At best you're probably only going to get a couple of hundred extra per week, plus a windfall every tax return, without getting investigated by the anti-neet bureau.



I stopped shaving a few years back. I put the clippers through it last year and took it back to about 1cm. It's about 8 inches long now, except for the bits that I set on fire with rollies, under my bottom lip. I should use a pipe.


Such nice weather today, feels like heaven

What are we up to this weekend?


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I took the doggo for a walk today, then picked up all his droppings in the backyard and put them in the bin, and then thinned out my silverbeet seedlings which I sowed a few weeks ago.

My body feels all strange from having been out in the sun and exerting itself. I think it might be a good feeling but it is too early to tell.



going to my home town to watch the GF with my dad



Who are you going for m8? I used to be a Crows supporter back when I still cared about normieball. 1997 and 1998 were pretty good.



im in SA so i'll go for the crows but i've only watched 2 or 3 games this year

i used to be a port supporter when i was a kid but i dont watch or have the aerial plugged into the telly anymore


I hate online shops that obviously only publish positive reviews of the products they sell. Everything has 5 stars. It should be illegal.



you're lucky mate

cold, windy and cloudy here


I've got myself addicted to pain killers.

but fuck they're good, i lose my anxiety and paranoia, and the pain obviously but i live in constant pain so the pain thing isnt that big of a deal and i'm used to it

being able to chill the fuck out is awesome



What is the source of your pain? Which painkillers do you take?



i had spinal surgery about 10 years ago




If you suck my dick I'll give you some oxy



Farmer-neet tends to his crops and livestock. It makes me want to reinstall minecraft, so I can experience life on the land.


Gonna take some sedatives so I can get my hair cut - by craftily going on the weekend, I can pretend to be a wagie.



Do you have a prescription for the pills?



i already got some but if it gets to that i might hit you up




buy yourself some clippers

> by craftily



hey food delivery neet, how much work are you getting and how much are you making after tax + petrol and who is it with, uber eats?

i'm thinking it's not such a bad job even if the pay is average because i can just sit in my car listening to podcasts all day instead of sitting at home all day listening to podcasts



>tfw horny



i was like that once



I make $21 an hour and petrol paid for by the company but I had to start out as a contractor to show them that I was good, uber eats do t employ people they only take people as contractors and I work for a different company

I'm not gonna say who I work for because neet will just start putting through orders for Dan murphy's until they get me



So drive yello?

I'm closing in wageboi



Please stop being a cunt.


Do you still get neetbux? Do you get variable hours, or is there a max limit per day of deliveries?


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neetking strikes again




Nah don't drive for yello, never heard of them until now actually. But 45 mins for a delivery isn't bad in my books



Yeh I get neetbux but I think I'm all out of working credit


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just took 650mg dxm.

I'm off to another planet boys

apparently some people feel reborn after this dose. because time slows down during the experience, when they come out of it it feels like rebirth. and another neet general is about to start. coincidence? I think not!


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Good, now it will be easier to rape you



I recommend >>>/hypno/ while on dxm if you want to fuck with your mind. Just stay away from the sissy shit.


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>mfw people take this garbage when you can get any drug you want in the mail with ease



You could grow a vaginally like Chris did



Stop making remarks of this sort please. You will deter people from posting and sharing freely. Very poor behaviour.



shut the fuck up faggot

you better hope you are using noscript



I'm posting from a gameboy


shouldn't we have bumped to a new thread it's over 750 posts?


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Domino's wagies are at it again


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audible kek


we're not at 750 yet



are they grills?



I've got nearly $3000 in working credit. After giving drive yello some research, I might actually go for it. I just need to get my P plates, I can't find anything on their website about needing a full license? I think it might not matter. Thanks for shilling these delivery jobs m8, I think you found a easy avenue for NEETs to get some extra bux, if the bux isn't enough.


I concur.


>he doesn't know how 8chan works


Why do they bother hiring people for that when a sign is more efficient?



Yeah a couple of sluts



with pizza coupons

neets wet dream



go talk to them



I asked them if they'd like to come back to my place for a goon and some left over McDonald's but they're being stuck up, might rape them when they finish work later


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>he doesn't know how 8chan works

8chan works on magic, all you gotta do is believe



suffocate them with your sheets



My sheets are a giant cum rag at this point, I spilt some more meat pie on it today actually



what do you expect from lesbians?



everyone knows not to eat pies in bed m8



them to be mentally stunted enough to let him watch


unless you have a straw


okay anon, here's your big moment, you wanted it, it's almost time to make the new thread, you better not mess it up, you better use a good pic, you better give it a good title, you better link this thread, you better link it in this thread, you better not use a pic that has been used for a previous neet thread, are you ready? have you got the shakes? it's almost time… dont screw up…


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The clock is ticking. Will someone make a new thread before this one maxes out?

The suspense is killing me.


it's not gonna happen, were stuck in the past


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fuck…. oh fuck


New Thread: >>145781


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