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 No.28091[レス]

Post here if you have to ask/talk about meta related topics. Current list of topics/announcements:

- We are again victims of the Alacrity Daemon, so some threads might be broken. Report them here, I'll fix them up.

- Want to help me improving the Jay? I am seeking for a Volunteer to help moderation. Post here if you are interested!

- I posted a small survey here to see how to improve this board for good - >>33925

To yell at contact me, send an email at [email protected] Or just post in this thread.

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 No.33962

>>33960

Please submit your videogame-CV in the /jp/ MMO/game thread as well.




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 No.28472[レス]

キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

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 No.33763

>>33755

congrat man


 No.33843

>>33755

You must be stopped. . .


 No.33954

What if like Harvin were real. Like WOW

It's like Popura, but capable and not so gross and chinesy. Make her a princess knight and there you go.

Fucking potatoes man.


 No.33964

File: 804f14c7e9b559a⋯.png (491.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __cirno_touhou_drawn_by_ma….png)

I wanna start a completely new chapter in my life, but it's so hard to let go of old habits.


 No.33965

>>33964

Whos the person that you'd like to be?




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 No.33235[レス]

please post your'e favorite japanese 2d artists, their art and what you like about them

nsfw very welcome

here is a nice iori from the author of takagi-san

pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=61937

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 No.33722

File: b023fd93848e871⋯.jpg (470.69 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, 64029629_p0.jpg)

https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=23169

gorgonzola draws THE HIGHEST VULGAR FACE in the game

please viewing his erotic works


 No.33846

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 No.33848

>>33846

very creative


 No.33900

>>33671

even when she's embarrassed she's smug


 No.33963

File: 2249a411403f5db⋯.jpg (341.38 KB, 1546x2048, 773:1024, DF0UTceUIAAmFoR.jpg)

NICE




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 No.33957[レス]

When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, shitting on the floor, etc.



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 No.32529[レス]

greet the neet!

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 No.33676

File: 2a1db22f9593552⋯.png (579.84 KB, 815x1154, 815:1154, 3e7856c4927af8c27b596e9b5d….png)

pedos beware, the neet has an urge,

a burning desire to kill every virg


 No.33701

>>33676

I'd love her to ``kill'' me if you know what I mean!


 No.33756

>>33676

嫌だ。。死にたくない。


 No.33953

File: 590be6c1dcc8ba6⋯.jpg (63.02 KB, 605x510, 121:102, DEssw7gVYAEHXuA.jpg large.jpg)

anzu is now here to save the jay

no crossboarder is safe from the slay

post a green arrow and be killed in a second

the neet is a force with to be reckoned


 No.33955

I aspire to be a neet like this




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 No.33751[レス]

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 No.33867

>>33754

Tumblr is actually really good for image-related stuff, comics aside, there's a shit-ton of porn to be found there, be it art, fetish comics and irl stuff(including camwhores here and there if you fancy that).


 No.33883

>>33867

Anon, I'm sorry to hear about your scat fetish


 No.33915

As shit as its layout and userbase are, it's still can be a source of information. Skim it, grab what's worthwhile and get the fuck out. That layout is a pain to look at.


 No.33941

Yeah ok

BUT

Can we talk about the fact that FS is done now? I wonder whether that's the reason Yen Press picked it up for translation


 No.33949

Kosuzu playable when?




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 No.33696[レス]

CM wants to know what board-tan you guys want to represent /jp/so that an artist can put them in a mural. I don't use /jp/ myself, I just wanted to let you guys know this was happening so ye wouldn't be left out. If it's Yuuka then say so so that I can tell /2hu/.

When ye decide go to >>>/sudo/42783 and tell them.

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 No.33944

>>33942

Eh, anyway it's too late. I've already told Codemonkey since I'm about to go sleep.

>I ain't voting in it cause I don't really post here

Avoid being a crossie, and we're fine.


 No.33945

Does anyone have a copy of Cirno's Perfect Botspam?


 No.33946

>>33945

What do you want it for?


 No.33947

>>33946

Well it was written specifically to spam strawpolls and demonstrate how absolutely retarded using them to gauge public opinion on image boards is.


 No.33948

Decision taken, Thread locked.




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 No.33690[レス]

how come there isnt a website where lonely neets can find cougars to adopt them

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 No.33749

>>33738

i am mothercon


 No.33750

File: 0586514f8416467⋯.png (4.83 MB, 2000x2400, 5:6, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_su….png)

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File: 239ad9fc9a95c77⋯.jpg (4.65 MB, 2480x3257, 2480:3257, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_dr….jpg)

I'm mostly indifferent to women my age. Older women, however...


 No.33757

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File: 4690d2b4af2e578⋯.jpg (104.33 KB, 540x471, 180:157, ufufu.jpg)

i like a woman that knows what shes doing


 No.33815

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 No.33876

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>>33815

I regret nothing.




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 No.31335[レス]

Who's a dream otaku here?

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 No.33051

What a retarded dream. I kept trying to put on hats in front of a mirror, but my hair kept entangling and swallowing the hats whole.


 No.33677

Silly one. I had a disembodied conscience of sorts on this one so I just jump between one character and another, this time its a young boy and his father. There was a bit of dream before this one but its mostly just lewd.

So I was with a young father and form what I understand he was here because of some kind of "war game". They lost sponsors or something, and he had to sign in directly. The office was strangely mostly ladies. There was a plaque of sponsors and two of them were some greek/roman god names, others were just old unused names. The father was asked to write his name down under the plaques, which he did with a fucking pen. I don't know why. So then the office ladies call everyone to go start/finish? the meeting and sign some papers and everyone goes away.

Meanwhile the kid is running off the office when he suddenly slips in the ground. He's carring a school bag, by the way. Its difficult to lift it for some reason. He turns back and there's a office lady behind him. "Oh look, what a courageous boy. Feeding all the other boys in the street", which is strange because he has done no such thing. The kid falls again, looks around, and says, "Well er, since I know what's going to happen, I guess I'll just leave". Except he couldn't get up, and he'd just realized it. His backpack was too heavy. Now the strangest part is that in the middle of losing energy, I suddenly realized I was in a dream and seamlessly went form dreaming to waking up as I closed my eyes in the dream and opened my eyes to reality.


 No.33847

I had a dream that started with me hearing a criminal beg to police men not to arrest him. I wasn't present at the scene but I could see and hear everything for whatever reason.

I pitied the criminal and decided to make the cop closest to him fall over, granting him the ability to escape. I then thought about how even if the man that I helped was good, he was still a criminal, so I told him to turn around. He resisted, but my godly dream powers overcame him with ease. I assured him that I'd make the punishment that they'd give him far less harsh, but only if he admits to his crimes.

The criminal did what I told him to do and got himself a fairly short period of time in jail. The criminal looked above him in his cell, thinking that I was there, and told me that he'll be a good man when he comes out.


 No.33866

>>33847

You sound like a very moral person.


 No.33882

>>33866

Not really. See >>32199. I just do what I feel is right.




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 No.29595[レス]

^Д^) Lets try magick, folks?

Here are the essentials! Forgive me if I have doubleposted.

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 No.33720

>>33689

How do you get those flashy rainbow letters?


 No.33724

>>33720

Probably for using a tripcode. I'll test it.


 No.33725

>>33724

Looks like it works. That's pretty cool.


 No.33811

>>33724

Heh, I forgot I added that to the gas because this /a/slicker kept post with a tripcodr, meme arrows, surprise boxes and nepshit


 No.33813

File: 66e583cd2730c68⋯.jpg (744.6 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, hermetics.jpg)

OP image broke?




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 No.33764[レス]

where did all the posts go

 No.33765

without love they cannot be seen


 No.33774

Alacrity derped again.


 No.33851

>>33774

Really? 8chan is sure a terrible website.




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 No.33195[レス]

Where should we go now that this website is stagnant and dying?

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 No.33603

∧_∧ fap fap

 fap    ( ´Д`/"lヽ

      /´   ( ,人)  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

 fap   (  ) ゚  ゚|  | < "VIVA" MEXICO-#CABRONES!!!

      \ \__, |  ⊂llll \_________

        \_つ ⊂llll

        (  ノ  ノ

        | (__人_) \


 No.33606

>>33603


    /ノ 0ヽ
   _|___|_      
   ヽ( # ゚Д゚)ノ   DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
     | 个 |     ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?
    ノ| ̄ ̄ヽ
     ∪⌒∪


 No.33748

>>33371

>the first who offered to host the replacement was a faggot.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

It's a good someone else made another one other than his shitty one.


 No.33761

Goatfinger sucks.


 No.33837

>>33206

of course they're not, everyone hates each other and has brain damage from depression

you can't live on free-floating loathing and baseless, ever-escalating elitism




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 No.33374

I've just realized that I could never make a good bullet hell game because I wouldn't come up with nice patterns. How the HELL do you even conceptualize them?


 No.33619

>>33374

Please respond


 No.33692

>>33374

Honestly, it's probably easier if you think about the character first, and make patters that feel symbolic. Say you have a steampunk character. The patters could have bullets coming up from a few points at the bottom coming fast upward, and each has a small random horizontal speed which becomes more apparent as their vertical movement slows. Like steam vents.

And another could be some rings of bullets that spin on a center point and interlock like gears.


 No.33747

>>33692

Didn't ZUN think of the patterns first and of the character designs later? Don't quote me on that, though.

Though picking a theme at the start is essential. It may be easier to think of patterns as one-two main thematic patterns with additional bullets to make things more exciting, e.g. the main motif and bullets that slowly spiral outwards. The rest is throwing it all at the wall and seeing what sticks.




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 No.28889[レス]

That's a small knife.

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 No.29019

>>29018

This sounds like part of the plot to a doujin.


 No.29030

>>29011

>makes way into the other's heart by finding out where it hurts, and then pressing softly.

reminds me of these lewd japanese whispering recordings that I play on max volume through headphones in bed. you can find one recorded with a good mic per 200 shitty ones, but it's worth it. with every word the girl speaks I feel her finger inside my skull, gently rubbing and wiggling some damaged "muscle" in my brain. it's a lot like scratching a wound. my body actually tries to get away from it and crawls slowly to the side like an animal I can't control.

then it encounters a wall. there's this deep feeling of being cornered. and I'm just lying there covered in snot and tears, being brain-fucked through a wound in my brain. I never EVER let anyone get in my space and now all of a sudden there's this warm, wet, girly breathing on my neck. it's like someone is breaking through all my defenses and stroking my heart like a penis. I get this "going-insane" feeling and it definitely feels like my neurons are dying from all this.


 No.29031

>>29030

also, don't get me started on all the hallucinations that the brain starts to generate during the neurotransmitter rush. if it doesn't rustle you, try it on drugs.

apparently, sense of hearing is not supposed to work in separation. subtle bursts of air from her mouth and nose are generated depending of the consonants and vowels she speaks. pillows rustle and bed makes screeching sounds.

I get the illusion of pillow under your head suddenly collapsing as she pats or lies on it. I can also get air from her mouth because of millisecond delay in perception or something. I felt the same thing with VR when the mind slips sometimes and generates sensations that are caused by virtual stimuli.

but I'm spooked when the mind is able to predict and see movements before the sound of a movement takes place. could it be that the brain is planting false memories that explain the paradox it suddenly encountered?


 No.33609

>>28914

Fix me up with you aunt, if your aunt looks like THAT, I'd fuck her 24/7


 No.33685

File: d447f70318f77e2⋯.png (177.32 KB, 1879x881, 1879:881, A to Z.png)

Just popping in to say this thread deserves some kind of award for "How the fuck did this OP lead to these more recent posts?"




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 No.31613[レス]

You can talk about your worries and what bothers you here, /jp/sie-kun!

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 No.33734

>>33682

>>33688

They are going to scan my head now. I got an appointment fast due to urgency.

I'm scared..


 No.33737

>>33734

It will be fine, and if it won't make sure to give us a final update before you go to the other side


 No.33839

File: 888f8aa35b136e0⋯.png (10.78 KB, 422x350, 211:175, sea-H 0911005.png)

I no longer care about otaku culture. I don't care about who is or isn't a "normalfag". Antique kopipe and catchphrases have faded into so much meaningless gibberish. I've got eight or more years of information, more if these disconnected HDs are still good, that simply doesn't mean anything to me any more. I look back on my past self and I'm not even disgusted. It just doesn't count. It was all a hallucination. All that really matters is social intelligence. If you've got that, you can make anything mean whatever you want. If you don't, you're worthless and a laughingstock who should get lost, even here. That being the case, it's become increasingly easy for me to not give a fuck about whether I'm being "disruptive" or acting in the spirit of things. The other suicide guy will go to his grave, whenever he does, having at least wanted to belong. He's likable, a good egg. I'm not like that. I'm turning into a spiteful, bitter, perverted shithead who hates everyone but themselves and a handful of stolen references that don't make sense to anyone else. I used to look at people like this, older than I was, and wonder what the Hell happened to them to make them so unpleasant. Well, now I know. At one point, I was going to kill myself, but now I don't give enough of a fuck to do that. Let the bastards deal with me. If they want me gone, they can make it happen themselves. Whatever new army, whatever political zombies or reformers, they can just about fucking try me. Of course, this is isolating, and most of the talking I do is insulting people or pointing out that they're wrong. Presumably, my abuse will harden the hearts of the next generation of assholes, so they can take over when I finally die of a heart attack. All I can think now is, good. I've sewn disease in the path of the people who fucked me. I'm probably the bad guy, I'm prideful, I should just knuckle down and eat my share of shit. But I won't. I'm becoming okay with being a bad, "degenerate" person.


 No.33844

>>33839

Just keep living.


 No.33920




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