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Stream ended, great as always. Corpse Party was ok.

For next week, we'll see, but probably we'll see "Kairo" (2001).

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^Д^) Lets try magick, folks?

Here are the essentials! Forgive me if I have doubleposted.

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Don’t mess with the Blue Ones man, that’s how you end up in the news.

On a side note, anybody here got plans for October 22nd?



What's happening on October 22nd?


All of those anthropologists and new age simply nutjobs don't get it. The Akashic Records were never meant to be readable memory, I seriously don't care whether you think you're an ESPer or you can "read the waves" or whatever, you're missing the point. Just the simple thought that all things are preserved and indexed in perfect form has always brought relief to people, even if it can never be accessed by anything. It's simply a philosophical analogy for the Universe itself. The Universe is complete and whole, the data it represents might be finite, sure, but you can trust it to have never misrepresented any moment of its past.

To make the idea simpler, consider somebody in a superreality mounting the world itself as some kind of memory storage device in his computer. The device contains a perfect reproduction of all of space and time. As long as the computer and its software is capable enough to browse all of the data and save the interesting bits somewhere else (though such arbitrary distinction would normally be frowned upon by archivalists), then you can say that data was saved from destruction.

Now consider this; to us, it makes absolutely no difference as to whether any such "superreality" never exists, because it never affects us in any way. Therefore, whether things are "lost" or not don't matter IN THE LONG RUN.

Well obviously, there's two gaping holes in my argument:

1. An inaccessible archive should matter just as little to us as an inaccessible computer user.

2. Time as a dimension doesn't actually exist at all─ we're probably not some ISO image but volatile RAM. Once the Big Freeze comes and the final black holes cool down, all that'll be left is zeroes (if that). I'll admit this argument is pretty dubious, since there's really no way to prove things one way or another.

Still, I think that's the reasoning behind the concept's creation. The first argument is really only a personal one, and could be disagreed with by some who believe a Sky NEET might really exist out there somewhere, and they feel unconditional love for it, even though that love will never be reciprocated.


Gnostic thought systems were invented because all people simply hate loss. The loss of valuable data.

Entropy is a loss of complexity in a system. The death of a person, for example, is the gross loss of data related to that personality in the arbitrary and highly partial, but still fair and well-defined system of a person's experience, both their known world and any future potential for its progression. Despite impressions, this data isn't actually awfully complex. You see, the antithesis to entropy is any system which retains a "meaningful" and paradoxically somewhat similar form throughout the passing of time.

It's not necessarily complexity that we should strive to maintain. Without internal "logic" and a tocuh of some sentimentality, data simply won't be valuable to most people.

Though as I've alluded, the preservation of absolutely all existence is the ideal. WE might find books, words, and people pretty valuable, but honestly, I wouldn't blame an alien for finding our weather and the movements of the clouds more interesting on the whole.

That's why all of this stuff about not actually being dead after you die, or the Universe having a "spectate" mode has always been around in peoples' minds. People hate loss, would you imagine that?



The Carrington Event?

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>tfw no /jp/ friends

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>without getting it through shipping order

Why this requirement? If you insist on buying in person, you can check whatever your local equivalent of Craigslist is.


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I don't know man. I've come to believe anons are only to argue about stupid shit on imageboards and never to be friends with. I've noticed that after the veil of anonymity drops, relationships usually go to hell quickly because you get to know their true personalities and all the ugly that's hidden behind it. I can't say I've made friends with a single anon who didn't strike me as a fucking retard whom I could not stand after just a couple of weeks or months. Then again, I may be a sociopath.


You can be my friend if you're a primary, hit me up on IRC.


Shit nigger mine constantly has at least 6 of the fucking things on rotation. I should buy more of them while I have the chance.



Take a Dark Triad test and tell us if you are. It's a little like congratulating the tallest midget, but the Dark Triad is one of the better concepts in research psychology. If you do not have prominent Dark Triad traits, then perhaps what you think of as "sociopathy" is something different from what others mean by "sociopathy"/"psychopathy".

I am curious what kinds of ugliness you have seen anons hiding. One unattractive quality I've noticed in younger people's online behavior is that they really do offer TMI. It has always been the case with underage b&s, but I think it's worse with the smartphone generation. As a rule, it is a bad idea to pour out the depths of your soul unprovoked or share your strangest fetishes with a random Internet acquaintance if you want to keep them. Some self-restraint goes a long way towards making one a tolerable friend.


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I took the test. These results are very odd considering that I'm extremely self-centered and don't really have much empathy. But the again, most of the questions clearly had something to do with social situations, and I'm not the type to ever express my true emotions in the face of others.

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Sadly this meme got ruined by twitchfags.


INMU is better



Next thing you'll tell me is that Touhou was ruined by trannies.

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Thanks. Last time I was on IRC was when one of the fightinggames got released about 2-3 years ago. Might just be a coincidence, but if you really recognized my name from back then I'm impressed


I picked up some random manga and I'm attempting to read it in Japanese. My Japanese skills are still virtually nonexistent through simply using Anki and going over basic grammar over and over while doing nothing else. If I don't test my limits, I'll drown in an ocean of dullness and mediocrity. That potential to understand Japanese will never be realized. Therefore, I must take the first real step.



Get some basic grammar down so you're not trying to just parse it with English grammar in mind.



In my experience, I hated using SRS because I would have to make the cards myself or I would have to depend on people to make sure what I got isn't wrong. I have neither the time or the patience for them.

Have you done anything else in Japanese such as anime, music, & games?

How long have you been studying?




What really helped me was using this site for sentences I didn't understand while I was reading something. Don't just attempt to copy the whole sentence obviously, but if you saw 行かなければならない、 you could look up なければならない to see how it's actually used.

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9 for the 9/9 day


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So did you buy your fumo?



Not yet ;_;

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If I put miso in while cooking fried rice, would it taste good? I had enough of soy sauce. I want something different that is natural ingredient in my fried rice. The texture of miso that I have is kind of thick though. I wonder if this could make a good alternative.

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I don't think making it finer is good idea because veggies can be overcook really fast when it's finer .Besides, I was starving and I don't have time to make it finer, so I chopped everything quick. As it turns out, the taste was quite delicious. Adding miso in fried rice really gave a mild umami taste. The taste of miso wasn't strong as like soy sauce but its was good enough for fried rice. I also love the sweet red peppers and the prawns in it. That pretty much the key ingredient to boost up appetite.


I like making meatloaf. It is easy, fairly cheap, and so fucking enjoyable.

My favorite type is simple oatmeal meatloaf. That takes a little longer to cook than breadcrumbs, but the texture is so much better and it feels far more filling.

Next time I cook it I will take a picture for you guys.


I love onions. I have some kind of green/spring onions growing in my garden, with the strawberries.

They only really pop up in spring, and their bulbs are fairly small, but gosh are they flavorful.

Chopping them up fine and boiling them down into potatoes (with their skins), then mashing all that together is fuckawesome.


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My failed attempt at tamagoyaki with salad..



Doesn't look bad. For some reason that typical restaurant style arrangement of food looks really appealing to me. By that I mean a big plate which is mostly empty, with the dish arranged in a row and some stuff like greens or sauce sprinkled around it.

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Could someone please translate these screenshots for me?

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Someone uploaded this image of the Ring Dream RPG for GURPS in the 1990s. Can someone translate some of the text? I'm trying to figure out the names of the 2 illustrated moves.


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sorry I mean this page


Something about the power of love.



1. Frying Pan I

2. Hotty Grip



>Double Foot Stomp



>Flying Mayor/Mayer (?)

It's Furaingu Meiya, I'm not sure if it's using the name version of the title version since I've seen both in kana before.

>Body Slam

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my picture thread, it was so nice…

i want it to be nice again

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I just finished the first episode. They drag an actual kid in at the end to demonstrate the English phrases learnt during the episode. Is this what Japanese society has come to?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I do not remember the anime known as Shakugan No Shana at all. I watched it many years ago when I first discovered anime and forgot about it over time. However, this ending song still stuck to me. I guess it lifts my soul.


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The only good thing about SnS was shana and the openings/endings.



All I remember is that the MC was a self-insert, plain, useless guy.



You forgot the part where he turned overpowered

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Who's a dream otaku here?

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I had something of a nightmare where I got up as usual and suddenly, as I was changing from my pajamas to some actual clothes, I felt this amazing heat at the tip of my dick and jizzed a whole lot on the carpet. Just like that. Like seriously, it was like a little carton of milk was just spilt onto the floor. I had no idea what to do about it, and that sudden "expulsion" of energy had left me so exhausted, I kind of hung around for a little and then decided to collapse on top of it. I made a bit of a noise as I did so.

I wake up, and discover that, in my pants...

...I'd pissed a little. Looks like it wasn't a succubus.


I had a dream where petting cats was illegal. After doing so, an officer woman tried to enter my house on such grounds to investigate. Saying something along the lines of 'My father died for things like this'. To which someone in my house replied 'And you want to perpetuate it!?'

Also, someone desperately gave me a coin to make sure I had one. As apparently wishing on a coin of any accepted value was the only way out of that world, a safe way to unplug from it. Though I always keep at least some usable wealth on hand for trading purposes, that person was absolutely adamant that I NEEDED that coin.

I have a feeling that I was about to die when wishing on it to wake up. But I don't actually remember that part. Even though the end of dreams right when waking up is usually the easiest to remember.


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I dreamed I was a zombie dead in this little personal crypt. No idea why I died. I say a "zombie", but I wasn't just anybody, I was me.

I remember at the beginning that I was lying down, and there was a spider above me writing some intricate messages within its web. It only occurred to me just now, but think of it like the way it worked in Charlotte's Web. It talked, or asked questions, and I responded. I don't remember exactly how it went, but my answers were non-verbal, and I think as a joke I grabbed a few burial coins from a compartment behind me in response to some relevant, similarly humourous question. I'd have to figure out the entire line of the conversation to explain why that would've been funny in context though.

The ceiling wasn't very high up, probably my family built a crypt because they felt like I deserved a very expensive burial, not necessarily one I'd actually get up and start moving around in, in some afterlife. There was a kind of "holographic" photo next to me depicting various early periods of my life-- not the cool futuristic type, but the stereographic baseball card/fridge magnet type. It wasn't just some cheap shit though, it was like a frame within a frame within a frame in each photo. I remember: me looking into a mirror of myself as maybe a 5 year old, seeing probably a 7 year old version of myself in the glass, within another frame a 4-year old version of me was holding, standing up from his crib.

Which brings us to the next point, some time after getting up, I look into a convenient mirror and discover two things:

1. I don't look "white hair" old, but I have an expression in my eyes which seems to be permanently fixed to "visibly dark and grumpy".

2. I had a pacifier in my mouth.

I spat that one out quickly, and kind of tried to grumble to myself about it but my teeth were missing and my mouth was very, very dry. I don't know whether that's a typical corpse preservation practice (or even whether that'd do anything to preserve), but I thought that corpses deserved a bit more dignity than that, and in combination with the photo and the annoyingly low ceiling, I found it kind of creepy. Had I become so cynical with age, that they'd just decided to remember me by my early age, the "good bits"? It seemed awfully backwards to me.


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Further inspecting myself in the mirror, I'd found out why I looked the way I did. There was this green, scabby mold growing on areas in my face, and it seemed to be particularly concentrated around my eyes. Overall though, I was pretty impressed with how in-tact my body seemed, I guessed that I might've been dead for scarcely six years, which got my hopes of meeting and scaring my family to death up a little.

Anyway, I looked around a little bit, and there were these letters addressed to me by friends I hadn't met for years, and also some other items which either brightened my eternal night, or made me spitefully laugh a little, depending on how on-mark they were. It was a good time.

I had enough of that, so I started thinking of ways I might get out of here. This was a crypt, so hopefully I wouldn't necessarily have to claw through meters of dirt to get out of the ground. Traditionally, crypts are made to house the dead going into their next lives, but graves keep them inside the ground by any means possible, so I lucked out on this one. All I had to do was walk out this little arch door. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten all about my little spider friend at this point, so I didn't bring it along.


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I do get to step out into the world, but this part's much more boring, and less heart-warming. It was a pretty bad ending, I think. That isn't to say that bureacracy decides that my life is legally impossible and that I must go back into the ground, I just get started on something and it doesn't really go anywhere. Read the rest if you don't mind, I guess.

Immediately upon stepping out, I find-- a Mexican girl? She's visibly very, very shocked, and I can't speak any Spanish to abate her fear, or discuss the Mexican superstitions of the dead with her, so I simply put my arms up into the air to indicate that I mean no harm. No good; she beats me to the crunch putting her OWN hands up and now it looks like I'm some low-intelligence being simply imitating her. Instead, I try to think of something else to do and instead lie face down on the floor, hands out; the way they do it in the police shows.

Well she isn't a police officer, so she starts to run off.

As my last attempt I call out after her, in my creepy, clicky, gravelly voice, to stop. That elicits a response, but all I can get out of the scared ESL is a cryptic message: "I don't want to play!"

Trying to think of something sufficiently part complex enough to sustain a proper conversation, and sufficiently part terse enough to be comprehended by her, all I can come up with is the stupid response: "Why?"

I don't remember the rest, it was some kind of plot dump by a Calaca explaining that I was resurrected entirely by chance, and that there was this force moving throughout the world, raising select corpses to its needs. I said fuck that, I don't want to get involved in that business and walked off, thinking that I probably would one way or another anyway.

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Video games are sad excuse for a hobby that does nothing but waste your time. Therefore, they're perfect for NEETs.

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「What are you wearing right now?」


えっと~ あなたのおまんこの中にいきたいと思いました。







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It's Saten time

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bumped and bookmarked


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ayy lmao


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You got the other one aswell?

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im going to sleep good night...........

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I want to sleep forever


sleeping forever is for the weak



Oh yeah? Let's see how strong you are when your health declines due to lack of sleep.



Just watch me..


I like sleep because it allows me to dream, and I really love dreaming. However, too much sleeping is no good, as is too much dreaming. Therefore, I get up at 06:00 every single morning to face reality and to do some push-ups.

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