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Listen to /jp/Radio! | /jp/'s board ring | Board log | Tearoom channel (we stream here damnit)
Our bunker is at nanashi@bbs.shiptoasting.com (SSH connection)!

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we should give the new BO a proper welcome and nickname for restoring glory to /jp/. my suggestion is B2O.

also text is too small now

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Done. As for the name, ok then. I don't care.


let's check the ascii art

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Watch this full screen at night with the lights off and volume cranked up. Hard mode: while high on shrooms


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Set and setting. Philosophy can help, but set and setting are more important.

Keep lights on with some nice easy to understand music.

Try masturbating. But try to avoid reaching orgasm because post climax depression can hit hard with psychs.

Take a warm shower. As hot as you can get it without scalding yourself. Seriously, that warmth flowing over the body is confusingly glorious.

A really good, albeit difficult, idea is to keep your own mood up with discipline. Learn mental tricks to calm and excite, listen to some "noise" (White, pink, grey, actual noise 'music' genre) and relax, massage yourself properly.

Particularly relevant because psychs are known for changing habits and personalities, so being able to control your own mood with practice on them actually lasts into sobriety.


im high im high on LIFE dude i dont need drugs haha

if everyone is doing them why are you asking me huh?



Do you not drink coffee or soda? Are you not physically dependent on the oxygen in air??



i drink tea and water. i am but if it were up to me id cut out oxygen



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oh god wat is happen



BO is taking shitposting to a whole new level, just when things started to settle down for a while




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Oh young folk —

if you fear death,

die now!

Having died once

you won't die again





did it work?


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don't bully clowns!!


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maybe now my picture will post!



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It's you.


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It'd be a bit uncomfortable for me to fuck shobon, because in such scenario his face implies he would be either feeling mild discomfort or pitying my pOnOs..


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That “feel” when you'll never have s-x with Shii inside her cardboard box. (´;ω;`)


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Who's your favorite Jew and why do you hate the Touhous?

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Please refrain from visiting here again, crossie.




Reported for insulting YHWH's chosen people, enjoy your ban.



Being a renowned Esper-level Pussy Wizard, I channeled the Juices That Be through the Cock in my heart to cast Advanced Clairvoyance, which also works across dimensions.



Then don't make them in the first place?



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Why are black otakus so chill?

Do you have a black otaku friend or are you one?

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Apes are good at mimicry.



what the fuck

Source ?


I have one, he just smokes weed all day and curses himself for never trying to reach his ambitions, he's the hopeless dreamer kind of person.

He's just like me, except for the black skin and the weed.


Probably because they really have to be passionate about anime culture to deal with the social stigma that comes from not being a criminal just like their unknown fathers were before them.


Because it's (currently) "okay" for blacks to substitute Japanese culture for the toxic hate-filled culture so many of them grow up in.

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When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, shitting on the floor, etc.

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Does drinking a bunch of energy drinks and marathoning 51.5 episodes of anime while grinding away on a hand held count?



For me it does count.

I have to do one of these soon, it's been a while.


I used the handle of a screwdriver to stimulate my prostate. It was unpleasant at first but when I came it was like I was having a seizure. Would recommend.


It's finally saturday so I'm ready to NEET out wildly all the way until it's back to work on monday!



youre not a truneet unless you have hemorrhoids so bad that it makes anal masturbation impossible

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>The founder of Comiket got arrested when he was young for participating in leftist movements and throwing molotov cocktails in riots.

Fucking commie!


Who the HECK are you quoting, faglord?


/pol/ was right. Weebshit is degenerate.



>/pol/ was right.

They are as correct with this as with proclaiming that sky is blue. The fact of animu and otaku coolture being incompatible with some shite from a century ago is apparent to anybody with at least 90 IQ.


Please stop taking the Jay seriously, kudasai. Homos will be slain.



I enjoy being a wastrel.

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A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History

'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.

"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"

The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."

"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.

The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.


that student was albert einstein



Good kopipe

>and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.



holy shit

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me second from the left.


why do they all have white shoes?

they will get dirty all the time


Me on the right wondering what blue apple tastes like


Me in the background on the left with the flat cap and the perfectly square head

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where did all the posts go


without love they cannot be seen


Alacrity derped again.



Really? 8chan is sure a terrible website.


>>33851 how replying to yourself is going to help?

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Yes, apparently it's not over yet.

There is still one stage left from this concert, the 5th (the other 3 are lost apparently). The 4th one has been already transmitted, and it's on youtube. Since also the live of the last one will be streamed on YT, I thought of watching it at the tearoom. I will also restream the 4th stage, since I want to watch it with you guys.

The dates are as follows:

- Restream of the 4th Stage live: 24th of may, from 19:00 UTC/15:00 EST to around 22:00 UTC/18:00 EST nope, Melonbooks decided to make it private.

- Livestream of the 5th Stage live: 26th of may, from 09:30 UTC/05:30 EST to around 13:00 UTC/09:00 EST. Link to download the live - >>32937

From the tags on Nicolive, DiGiTAL WiNG and EastNewSound will be involved in these two lives, among others.

Finally, before you ask - no, the main lives are not available on YT. Sadly.

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Is there a stream today?



It happened this morning. I didn't stream it for two reasons:

- I wasn't able to skip work this time, so I wasn't home to do this;

- Almost no one cared about it, so I just stopped doing it.

If someone wants to see it restreamed, I'll be glad to do so anyway. I can do it tomorrow afternoon, morning in the USA.



Can I have a specific time for tomorrow? I want to see the stream since I missed the last one.



Ok. I'll restream it from 13:00 UTC. I don't know where you live, just do the conversion for your timezone. It lasts 4 hours.

Ah right - the first 40 minutes are just waiting room. With nice music, but still. Just to say it.

If anyone wants to join is more than welcome, as always.



Ah yes, I know it's obvious but just to be certain. Tomorrow in my timezone, so on the 29th at 13 UTC in Europe.

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please post your'e favorite japanese 2d artists, their art and what you like about them

nsfw very welcome

here is a nice iori from the author of takagi-san

pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=61937

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gorgonzola draws THE HIGHEST VULGAR FACE in the game

please viewing his erotic works


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very creative



even when she's embarrassed she's smug


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