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 No.31463[レス]

やっと見つけた

 No.31478

okay, your turn to hide


 No.34297

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 No.31176[レス]

this is my territory now

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 No.31186

>>31184

del the fuck off?!?!?!


 No.31192

>>31184

del the funky homosapien?!?!?!


 No.31194

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>>31184

/del/


 No.31268

File: 3cdf22eb964fdeb⋯.png (399.67 KB, 583x605, 53:55, 75e865e75e.png)

k lol


 No.34296

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 No.31019[レス]

MY MOMS SICK WHAT DO I DO WHAT

 No.31021

>>31019

make her some rice gruel and wash her back


 No.31023

I've heard semen is healthy and contains many nutrients,


 No.34295

w




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 No.30767[レス]

Hello, people of /jp/. I'm the board owner of /x/ and this is a formal invitation to join Operation Golden Age.

The problem

You're probably aware that 8chan's community is small and highly fragmented. This is a terrible combination. Small forums work best when they have a small number of sections. Big sites can afford to have many subforums. While we enjoy the freedom to create and customise our own boards, the current model of infinite boards plus a stagnant community has resulted in a situation where the vast majority of boards are not as active as they could be. This is a pity, because imageboards are a great and versatile medium, and out of all imageboards, 8chan has the most potential.

Unfortunately our growth model so far has relied on various waves of exodus from other communities, mainly from 4chan. By its very nature, this model doesn't guarantee constant growth, and actually makes growth almost undesirable, because when it happens it's so big and sudden that the influx of new users can be difficult to manage. What we want is slow and steady growth.

The solution

We need to start spreading the word about 8chan. The keyword here is "we". The administrators won't do it because they don't make any money from this site, so it's not in their best interest to advertise it. The big boards won't do it either because they already enjoy a good number of PPH (posts per hour) and they're scared that any new visitor might ruin their 'culture'. From their point of view, there's nothing wrong with the current state of things. Most boards on the other hand would greatly benefit from a bigger community, but we have to make it happen. We have to realise that if we don't do something about it, nothing will change.

Now, due to the fact that most small boards represent niche interests, broad advertisements won't be particularly effective. Instead of advertising for 8chan as a site, we want to target people who are already interested in our niche. We can do this for free by mentioning our boards in places where our target audience gather. It can be You投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。

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 No.30836

sure i'd like to join. NOT! Sike! miss me with that gay shit nigga fuck outta here fuccboi


 No.30837

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>>30792

Nue such a good girl.


 No.30843

Every single board in this site is trash and beyond salvation.


 No.30844

>>30843

thanks for the tip dude


 No.34293

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 No.30794[レス]

wa wa wa wasuremono~

 No.30805

blast from the past


 No.30823

what manga is this?


 No.34291

8


 No.34292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




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 No.30481[レス]

What's /jp/'s thoughts on Undertale? Sure, it might be fading out of relevance but it's the closest we'll ever get to a western equivalent to Touhou.

Hell, they both even have evil flower characters in them that talk of genocide.

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 No.30605

File: 71601661dee3aea⋯.jpg (344.24 KB, 780x520, 3:2, 1455657847231.jpg)


 No.30622

is this the irony thread ?


 No.30632

File: f33ca0efe7bc53d⋯.webm (482.71 KB, 512x384, 4:3, jp2.webm)

>>30581

It has been quite a while since I saw that image.


 No.34290

g


 No.34310

what did you have to gain by bumping this?

do you want to have a bad time?




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 No.29812[レス]

Why does constipation felt like getting anally abused?

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 No.29844

>>29826

If he could achieve escape velocity then then his shit wouldn't be stuck in there, silly.


 No.29846

>>29844

But what if every atom inside his body accelerates at the exact same rate?


 No.29987

because you have alot of shit in ur ass


 No.30252

how do you know what being anally abused feels like FAG ROFLAM O


 No.34289

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 No.30201[レス]

My dad tried to kill my mom this morning, I was watching memory of phantasm ep 2 and didn't hear the noises

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 No.30270

im sure hes fine please stop inflating the suicide rate it makes us look like phonies when we do kill ourselves


 No.30272

>>30270

WHOA nobody said anything about SUICIDE!

you're MISTAKEN--, unless this is actually a kind of COVER-UP?!????!


 No.30355

LOL EPIC WIN


 No.30360

>>30270

>please stop inflating the suicide rate

I don't think you understand, that many of us actually DO go to gensokyo. I'm thinking of making the journey myself.


 No.34288

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 No.30042[レス]

RIP Anonymous-san aka Modcat

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 No.30058

>>30055

I wonder how many of the faggots replying to the epic ownage ban, also come from reddit, mal or other shitholes.


 No.30086

File: a89ba894b4fcd00⋯.png (270.11 KB, 881x851, 881:851, epic ftw.png)

>>30058

None of these replies were banned/deleted.


 No.30088

>>30055

I fucking bet it's to distract the retards from the fact the best /a/ mod was fired a day ago.


 No.30108

>>30086

>spongebob posters

Definitely reddit.


 No.34286

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 No.28235[レス]

Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers con投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。

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 No.28425

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>>28423

I'll make you into a warui otoko.

+MFW


 No.28450

>>28425

Cute post, dude.


 No.30034

Christianity is weak because of Secularism, which Islam attacks. Deus Vult memes will be more than jokes in 40-30 years or so.


 No.30038

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>>30034

>which Islam attacks

Muslims were secularizing too until US couped every leader in the Middle East with Saudi-backed faggot. Remove Saudis from power and make US fuck off from the Middle East and muslims shall become secular too.

Until then we shall enjoy bombus.


 No.34285

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 No.29140[レス]

>"anon I forgot to flush"

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 No.29206

>["<<{Like why the H*LL would you literally double quote like an entire post bro?????}>>"]


 No.29998

COCONO


 No.30009

Which anime is that semon demon from?


 No.30082

>>30009

One of those new fangled flippity flappity ones.


 No.34284

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 No.29910[レス]

Am I the only spic in this godforsaken land?

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 No.29938

I'm a slav, do I count?


 No.29943

Sometimes when I ask other people on here to suck my cock I worry that they're black or hispanic. I don't want those people sucking my cock.


 No.29973

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     __彡ノメノノlノリ〉    |  SUCK MY
  (( .\ `ソリ!゚ ヮ゚ノi   <   COCK
       ><(つ!>つ    .|   DUDE!
      / ,く//_|l〉     \_____
       ̄ l.ノl.ノ


 No.29974

>>29943

Don't worry, I'm as pale as the moon.


 No.34283

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 No.29496[レス]

Years ago /jp/ made me gayer thanks to cocksucking threads. Something(probably my libido) made me break today so I decided to try out some gay stuff. It was horrible.

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 No.29545

>>29536

>>29540

8/jp/ is one of the safe havens in that cesspool of normalfags and retards we call 8chan


 No.29644

Well sometimes you get the usual moron slipping through.


 No.29719

>>29644

/jp/ is good though because It doesn't tolerate those morons, out of all boards it may in fact be the hardest one to overpower and the fact that /jp/ers use a "scorched earth" sort of policy in regards to normal faggots is a great thing.


 No.29722

>>29719

I want 8/jp/ to bad-touch me in all the right places!


 No.34282

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 No.29369[レス]

ayy top weeaboo question, but is there a ddl/torrent pack of jap gameshow/"prank"/ridiculous shit out there? like the stuff that's so popular on youtube

 No.29373

or are we niggas


 No.29376

no


 No.29379

ya


 No.34281

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 No.29320[レス]

I don't actually know who this dude is w.

 No.29322

I bet he's GAY


 No.34280

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