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 No.31927[レス]

I'm making a variant of riichi mahjong to play with friends and that doesn't involve remembering all the yakus, their names and the fus.

i'm afraid it could come out broken so i'm gonna explain the changes from the classic game.

The only yaku is made from 4 triads and a pair.

a trip of dragons/your wind/dominant wind is worth a point

Dora(briscola) is worth a point

There is always an ura-dora when someone wins (briscola nera)

there is a bonus dora(briscola disposto) when someone goes riichi(disposto)

Kan(quadris)is the same

The game ends in a draw if the east wind discards the 18th tile in his discard pile(not counting chis and pons)

If someone makes 0 points with an hand he puts one point on the table for the next winner(they don't count as the value of the hand so if someone makes another 0 points he put another 1 on the table)

everything is round up so if someone make a tsumo for 1 point everyone pays 1 except the dealer that pays 2.

I'm testing it and i plan to make a screenplay which would be a shameless rip-off from Fukumoto's work but i'm kind of proud of it. i think it got somehow different

i might've forgot something as seen that i haven't yet made a full written ruleset.

Also i probably should've posted this on /jp



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 No.31913[レス]

It's his birthday.

Please celebrate accordingly.

 No.31915

File: e64641d6f844e8a⋯.jpg (216.27 KB, 591x797, 591:797, 090924_yuka.jpg)

Just drank something to celebrate. Happy Birthday, you drunken madman.




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 No.31911[レス]

♂あなたにファック♂



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 No.31556[レス]

http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/

This program lets you draw things and tries to generate a coherent photo out of your scribbles, usually with pretty funny results. Try it /jp/!

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 No.31610

File: b6474e4d585182a⋯.png (120.68 KB, 840x421, 840:421, a little scary.png)


 No.31866

File: 1fe69f188527d27⋯.png (458.41 KB, 1350x620, 135:62, pix2pix.png)

Close enough.


 No.31868

File: 0003ea55704a5d5⋯.png (115.41 KB, 760x398, 380:199, tewi to cat.png)

Rabbits make very poor cats.


 No.31878

File: 49e9af060f42830⋯.png (329 KB, 1350x620, 135:62, pix2pix.png)


 No.31894

File: d47ba7e095812ac⋯.png (308.48 KB, 1350x620, 135:62, pix2pix(2).png)

Catowl!




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 No.31831[レス]

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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 No.31846

>>31844

It's clearly a japanese cat having its temperature checked.


 No.31855

>>31844

japan peneral you dolt


 No.31856

>>31844

2D/Random my man


 No.31879

fdsasdf<


 No.31898

>>31879

dfrgfgbd




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 No.31826[レス]

キターー(゜∀゜)ーー!!



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 No.31806[レス]

I said it's called a lake, ya idjit

 No.31808

Well Its called a idjit, ya lake.


 No.31812

File: d793efbc367b0d2⋯.png (16.5 KB, 154x141, 154:141, k.png)

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 No.31735[レス]

Bento watch.

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 No.31746

>>31745

I would use the chopsticks for things in other containers out of novelty. My telescoping 3DS stylus still gets plenty loved use years later.

But I probably wouldn't fill the watch itself with anything at all.


 No.31757

>>31746

How would you even fill it without breaking the arms?


 No.31759

>>31757

With surgically sized food and miniatures fanatic precision like in the video?


 No.31760

>>31757

I've wondered the same about women too.


 No.31795

File: 04b4b44e79fddc0⋯.png (371.02 KB, 595x351, 595:351, smug anime girl 3.png)




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 No.31726[レス]

 No.31751

I do but my parents probably wouldn't let me keep it.




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 No.31717[レス]

Is Nasu and the rest of type/shit lazy or evil? There isn't much of work to do with the remake aside from adding one route and yet those shits still haven't done anything.

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 No.31721

>>31720

Very well, then I shall deny it with you.


 No.31724

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>>31721

Thanks 名無し.


 No.31731

File: ddb3d092aa461e8⋯.jpg (106.48 KB, 685x724, 685:724, its shit right.jpg)

Discuss.


 No.31736

>>31731

He can kill them but it's not like he'd get the opportunity to get close enough to actually do it.


 No.31762

>>31717

>>31731

The most amazing thing about Shiki is that he looks like a cunt destroyer without glasses and like an ultimate nerdlord with them on




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 No.31592[レス]

Together or not together, truly these are the last of those dreamlike days.

 No.31599

Why does my brain want to make me think ye olde /jp/ was an arcadian paradise even though it's not true? Have the years of everybody deifying the pre-puddi age caused that to me?


 No.31646

>>31599

You're free now.


 No.31693

File: f20964a19b4e71b⋯.jpg (17.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, i wonder who.jpg)

I wonder who could it be...


 No.31699

>>31693

僕の嫁さんです。




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 No.31454[レス]

Apparently /jp/verse is 9 years old now.

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 No.31612

I think

it's a header.


 No.31641

File: 3699aba283a6310⋯.jpg (108.17 KB, 600x600, 1:1, anime grill.jpg)

Suigining.

You remember the time when everybody was complaining about shitposting. Here we see /jp/ without shitposting is nothing but a bunch of nerds jacking off to japanese cartoons.


 No.31645

>>31641

How is that a bad thing?

I find that more entertaining than a bunch of attentionwhores spouting unfunny nonsense.


 No.31683

>>31641

>Here we see /jp/ without shitposting is nothing but a bunch of nerds jacking off to japanese cartoons.

Wow, that's unlike the shittyposty spinoffs, which are full of life and originality!

Also shouldn't you be murdering Afghan children?


 No.31688

>>31641

Don't you dare.

DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

(History hexes us...)




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 No.31540[レス]

I have a practical tip for you /jp/! If you have a problem with shitting, you should try squatting, which in case of a normal toilet can be achieved either through through putting your legs either on a small chair(assuming you have one) or on the toilet desk. This makes pooping easier as humans were evolved to defecate like that: this position straightens your rectum and relaxes your muscles, letting the poop get out easier. Also pooping in such position is more healthy than in case of 90 degree shitting, as you are less likely to develop colon cancer!

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 No.31553

>>31551

I'm pro-white and pro-squat, dude.


 No.31565

>>31540

>or on the toilet desk

Do not stand on the toilet. It is unbalanced and likely to break doing that.


 No.31572

>>31565

>It is unbalanced and likely to break doing that.

You must be heavy weight then.


 No.31576

File: 5bc10343a1c1eed⋯.png (4.39 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>31565

It shouldn't break if you sit like that.


 No.31579

>>31576

It shouldn't break even if you lift yourself entirely onto your feet placed on the sides. American Standard toilets can hold a standard American.

The danger of that is not breaking the toilet, but rather yourself slipping off, or worse, in.

Just lifting your legs up while sitting normally like >>31576 shows should be absolutely fine.




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 No.31508[レス]

What does /jp/ think about the concept of 10 dimensions? It's pretty neat, even though I think it's a bit hard to get it.

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 No.31594

>>31593

I don't know, my mind becomes that of a mindless greedy beast when im masturbating


 No.31595

>>31594

That in itself is pretty fun. The primal urge to seek out pleasurable stimulation. Letting go of reason, winding up tension, and feeling so, so much.

If I gestured to my lap, would you sit on it and watch Japanimation with me? Wearing fluffy pajamas so it's totally safe, dude.


 No.31596

>>31595

Hmm, I don't know that sounds a bit too intimate for me, I prefer these sort of activities with lovers. But we could spend a comfy day together


 No.31597

>>31596

Being reserved is a good thing.

Would you spend an entire day sitting with a heavy pile of blankets on listening to peaceful music? Or do you need excitement as well?


 No.31598

>>31597

I don't mind laying around all day in a comfy place.

I tend to sleep all day when I'm depressed, if I'm not I take it easy at my pc




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