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 No.38366[レス]

Who did this?

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 No.40862

Wew thank god I don't visit any other board but /jp/


 No.40867

>>40861

only people with mediocre language ability become anal over grammar. since they're not intelligent they don't even know all the rules themselves too


 No.40876

>>40850

I know that one isn't but /a/ do have a bot


 No.40896

>>40840

Illiterate niggers are annoying, though.


 No.40910

>>40896

there's a difference between being an illiterate nigger with an obviously poor grasp of english and just typing in a relaxed and informal style though

having mods that are too lazy to make the distinction, or who blanket ban certain keywords in a botlike way without regards to context is a bad sign for a board




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 No.39612[レス]

日本人はシュレックに思えますか?

毎米国人が大好きです

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 No.39662

>>39660

#owned


 No.39664

>>39660

pls no bully


 No.39802

>>39618

ほんとに傑作だ

いい意味とわるい意味の


 No.40772

Shrek 1 DVD JPN 本当に買った。smashmouthには日本語で違うっての情報必要だったから。

日本語には歌っても英語


 No.40802

こんなに日本語不自由なら英語話せ(むしろ、このスレ削除して自殺しろ)

言いたい意味全然取り上げない




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 No.37074[レス]

Sup /jp/

/b/ and /pol/ have an eye on cuckchan's /qa/ but apparently it's controlled by you /jp/ weeaboo faggots and you're making it hard to take it.

Can we talk business or what?

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 No.37116

/qa/ - Question & Answer


 No.37129

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>>37085

I don't care for lolis but I strongly care for Iori's loli ass.


 No.40637

>>37082

It was easier than you'd think. OP's claims are dubious however. /pol/ has never cared outside of a few false flag threads intended to manipulate them into raiding /qa/, and /b/ probably held the idea for 2 minutes before becoming distracted by trap porn dump threads.


 No.40670

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why would 8/jp/ care about /qa/


 No.40684

Leave and never come back, ``kudasai''.




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 No.40579[レス]

Me on the left, /jp/ on the right.

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 No.40643

>>40639

It's all about the effort and novelty.

The whole "me on the left" format has been seen a million times.


 No.40652

>>40643

If you prefer that kind of "novelty" you might enjoy neo 4chan more than you would have imagined.


 No.40653

>>40652

I'd prefer it if neither of these 2 shitthreads would have been made, but unlike the neo-4/jp/ dictatorship we don't just delete unpleasant threads. It's our responsible to make any thread a source of our entertainment and meaningful conversation, no matter how dumb or recycled the premise is.


 No.40659

>>40653

I didn't ask for deletion though don't misinterpret me please.




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 No.40605[レス]

Who here remembers this gem? I re-installed it pretty recently and gave it my first play through in years!

 No.40608

Yeah nice game. It really had a somewhat real feeling aside from the surreal setting.




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 No.40597[レス]

Hi /jp/. What are some of your favorite underground Japanese albums?

I like this one a lot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYHgv4jfbw&index=1&list=PL9ZItcJtBVxTYJCsDbZTVreZp7AtbdcMU

 No.41458

I like Patchy's wet pussy more




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 No.40446[レス]

What the fuck happened to 8/jp/!?!?. TENKO FIX THIS SHIITT!!!!!!!!

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 No.40557

the absolute state of jaypee


 No.40562

>>40557

I don't like outsiders


 No.40567

>>40557

the absolute state of (you)


 No.40610

bad thread lads, try harder next time


 No.40691

>>40562

Why are you on freaking ``8ch" then?




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 No.39530[レス]

Any boards for learning Japanese

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 No.40095

You can not advance


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 No.40122

>>40116

don't do that




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 No.36045[レス]

do you care whether you live or die

pic unrelated

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 No.36578

>>36208

youre not funny


 No.36579

I kind of thought that I would not care if I died but then I was being pressured by things and had this sudden thought that I might kill myself and then I realised I don't want to die, you can't experience anything if you are dead but then this brought about even more misery as if I can't kill myself then I am going to have to live like I am forever even when I am old and I don't want to.


 No.36589

>>36579

Can't be helped


 No.36971

>>36578

Good, I was being serious.


 No.40010

I'm not even trying and I'm still here, clearly this is the shitposting universe.




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 No.40000[レス]

aya + bun bun = pure love

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 No.35085[レス]

God damn. I always hate it so much when someone tells me to go suck his dick, I feel like a adolescent chad is trying to force himself upon me, legitimately everytime they do it. I can feel the tiny cock going down my throat as they force me to suck on it on the imageboard. I give off a angry reply which sometimes elicits them to tell me to suck their cock again. At least I imagine them as being somewhat pretty because otherwise it would be legitimate hell for fuck sakes who even does this? Telling people to suck your dick is the prime signal for underage bait, prove me fucking wrong. I hate it, every time I feel like I am actually being raped even though I am just reading a post on the fucking internet, being forced to suck off a retarded shitposter because he made one(1) comment is just too much for me. Sometimes I even imagine that maybe a older guy is bored and coming back to imageboards to taunt people so I imagine huge grown up cock going up and down my throat because that's legitimately what would happen if someone bigger than me would manage to do if they wanted to get their cock sucked. Please stop telling me to suck your cock, I don't want to go through this every time I am getting really tired of it too and I am not any more gay ever since this has started happening to me imagining sucking cocks has NOT made me more gay so you can stop with your suck my cock posts it doesn't upset me nor does it confuse my sexuality to imagine cock going down my throat please stop fucking telling people to suck your cock its very unpleasant.

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 No.35323

>>35186

That's an incredibly selfish request.


 No.35761

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>>35269

Man, I really wish they had different words for this shit. Searching for しゃぶり comes up with so much dick sucking, when I just want pacifiers!

Like gosh, it's so much trouble.


 No.39815

>>35761

try searching for おしゃぶり instead

sometimes お- just makes things more polite and can be left off or not but sometimes it also creates an entirely distinct word, this is one of those times


 No.39819

>>35186

The /jp/ community?!?


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>>35186

>>39819

The secondary community wwwwww




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 No.39692[レス]

どこで住んでいますか?

私、ロスですんでいる

 No.39804

>>39692

そうなんだ?お前は行方不明になった? 

面白くて、犬は何時も帰り道を知っているとおもったよ。お前はとてもばかな犬そうだよ。

僕はフロリダに住んでいる。僕と帰りたい?帰る途中で、犬の食べ物を買える。




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 No.39311[レス]

The Cummed Being Of Pleasure Inside

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 No.39357

VIP Quality!


 No.39652

I heard you cant feel it in your ass


 No.39669

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 No.39688

>>39669

No i asked my mom


 No.39744

>>39688

Technically you can't feel anything actually inside your ass unless you hit your prostate gland. Other than that, only your asshole has nerve endings.

never gay up




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 No.38679[レス]

A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History

'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.

"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"

The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."

"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.

The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.

 No.38686

delet


 No.39488

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A Shikokuan yamato nadeshiko and wheelchairer was teaching a class on Japanese History in a 5ch thread

'Before the thread begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Showa and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a zainichi poster, who had survived many ニダ threads and understood politics posters are teenbros made a provocative post:

"                     |::::::::/ .,,,=≡, ,≡=、、 l::::::l
                      i::::::::l゛ ,/・\,!./・\、,l::::::! /)
                      .|`:::|  :⌒ノ/.. i\:⌒ |:::::( i )))
                       i ″   ,ィ____.i i   i ミ/ /
                       ヽ i   /  l  .i   i /ノ /
                        l ヽ ノ`トェェェイヽ、/´/ /
                         |ヽ  ` ̄´  /./ /
                        /´ヽ ` "ー-´/ /
                       / /  。  l 。  /
                     . 〈 〈 ー   -  /
                       ゝ_(ミ|   |   |
                     ,...-‐''"       ⌒\
                   /      ´ r'  '..    、
                ,...-‐'   _,....-‐'",(U)-、::     ` 、
               ./..  ,....―'"         `ー、__..   `l
              /_;::::-'"             /:::::::::::::::::::ノ
           ,.../._r'"               ヽ`''「 ̄ ̄
          (__ノ'                 \_\ .
"

The arrogant girl frowned and posted a long rant in defense of the Nippon Kaigi.

"死ぬネトウヨ"

The shitposter was visibly shaken and dropped her copy of Head First HTML. She ctrl+Wd the tab and tried to forget that thread but she couldn't. She tried to commit seppuku but the Shinju-sama would not allow it. Anonymous posters mass reported her and a public ban was given.

The other 名無し applauded with "www" and the thread was moved to /aasaloon/.




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 No.39384[レス]

What's this?

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 No.39392

>>39388

Top shitpost dubsman.

>>39389

A (You)


 No.39397

>>39392

>>39388

I want to second this man's opinion, They were often used by the shogun to store semen in the case of a katana slicing his short katana. But, as we all know, they rarely got used because of the extremely short risk of happening due to the jap's "short katana" being more in size with an butter knife.

That last pic you posted still has some remains of crusted seed, you should treasure it op.


 No.39400

>>39397

arigato the lesson, sensei. I will treasure it.


 No.39407

Nothing but a miserable little pile of secrets.


 No.39431

>>39407

Enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!




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