Fuck, /jp/ I really need you guys to help my find this weeb music website, I had no idea what it was called, but the layout was something like pic related, with a grid of albums you could scroll down to.
/jp/ - My Blog
Never interested in any job/work in general and rather lived in my own world. In middle school I wanted to be a journalist for gaming magazines, but thanks to the internet that job became quite obsolete. In high school I became less autistic, but was still fucked up. Got into literature, philosophy and psychology, wanted to become a psychiatrist to help people (and analyze them out of self-interest), but my grades were too bad -> Studied 5 semesters Philosophy+English... was boring, no friends, no love live, nothing but boredom -> spend most of my time watching anime... stopped going to uni.. became paranoid living in a shitty apartment -> Hikikomori+NEET... then I got the opportunity to study Psychology, but by then I was too fucked up, the materials were boring and crap etc... On paper I'm still studying... but in reality just a dirty NEET.
No hopes or wishes for the future, no interest in work (would rather be dead). So yeah, don't end up like me^^
As long as your family finances this lifestyle it's actually nice to have 24h free time. But there's always the constant dread and fear that it'll end some day.. and when the only solution is death it gets depressing -__-
I should write a book lol
TLDR: Being a NEET may be a nice lifestyle if you have hobbies and stuff to do, but it has no future and fucks up your life. If you're rather normal and have hopes, wishes or dreams, then do something with your life instead of becoming NEET!
This thread has magical powers: it can absorb some of your pain and suffering for the next 24 hours once you reply to it. The magic stops working after a day, but you can just make another post to continuously receive the blessing.
Well /jp/?
northern
do you like my titties?
Drug Thread
We smoked 8 bowels of Blue Dream and died.
はうー
I'm trying to bring back /jp/radio
http://chiru.no
http://chiru.no:8081/stream.mp3
It has the Touhou Lossless Music Collection, a collection of anime songs, some video game music, a couple Japanese singer discographies and non-Touhou doujin music. Requesting just requires a click.
I'm still fixing the cuesheets of a few tens of GBs of stuff I downloaded from Perfect Dark/Share, will add as soon as I can.
Saten thread
You're so slow these days, guys. What have you been up to?
New otomad/ytpmv thread
The old thread, >>12183, has hit the bump limit, so here's the new thread.
Apparently this thread won't be retained in the next attempt of infinity next implementation, so please feel free to shitpost.
To set the tone, since I know you all have great respect for the korean ytpmv community, here's (what I believe to be) the korean equivalent to nicovideo. http://tvple.com/
As was stated before,
>If you have an interest in otomads, feel free to drop by my board:
I'm trying to figure something out
A couple of years ago when I was transferring into a new school my buddies kept talking about this guy called "Jordan Buzunis"
and I had thought to just keep to myself and to not eavesdrop on other people's business, but me being a 15 year old I decided to anyways, and they were talking about how he was the best at HL2DM or whatever
so I had thought of course "woah, dude's pretty good at hl2dm" considering he was pulling sick kdr's like 98:11 and I had wanted to play a few rounds with him, and I go around and ask and not a single fucking soul in the school knows about this guy, the guys in my class tell me he's in the school, but not a single person knows about him.
and I'm kind of stumped as to why the fuck they say he's in our school, when he's NOT in any of the classes.
and if I search his name, a bunch of weird shit comes up on google.
what is he up to these days anyways...
i found it after all
Man, this place is dead.
junko is a bird
/jp/hilosophy
I have nothing and /jp/. Something is wrong
Hello, /jp/. Just wanted to invite you all to /kind/'s birthday steam. The stream info is in pic related. Hope to see you all there.
If you're interested our thread for the stream is here: >>>/kind/26364
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Jannie's Meido folder
Just saw it falling out of the truck and now I will dump it all here.
You probably remember this great thread
http://8ch.net/jp/res/23976.html
The UN tried to prohibit the depiction of violence against women in eromanga etc. to save women's rights or some shit.
This attempt was denied however. From the official statement of Kumiko Yamada, representative of the Japanese wing of the Women’s Institute Of Contemporary Media Culture:
"We are absolutely in agreement that the protection of the rights of women in Japan is important. On the other hand, we think it should be carefully and seriously evaluated whether the measures taken to ensure those protections are valid ones or not. If we are asked to consider whether “Protecting Women’s Rights in Japan” requires us to “Ban the Sale of Manga and Video Games Depicting Sexual Violence,” then we must reply that that is an absolute “no.”"
[...]
"Conclusion:
As stated above, we cannot say that banning the sale of manga and video games that “depict sexual violence” is valid, even if we were to agree that the goal of protecting the rights of women is correct.
There is nothing to be gained from regulating fictional sexual violence. However, while you’re trying to fix the rights of fictional characters, you’re leaving the human rights of real women in the real world left to rot. As well, in Japan, the entire reason we have a media genre such as manga that developed to take on themes such as the sexual exploitation of women came from an attitude to tolerate “drinking the pure and the dirty without prejudice.” It’s because we had the freedom to express our views and with that to express the view of a world of humans that live and die, that there are pure and wonderful things and dirty and nasty things mixed with each other.
Manga is a field where women have put in their hard work and effort to cut forward paths and cultivate a place of their own. We believe that in order to protect this place from being trampled on, it will need our continued hard work to pass it on to the next generation, and it is this effort that will link to the greater freedom and rights of women."
You can read the whole thing here:
http://wmc-jpn.blogspot.de/2016/02/blog-post.html?spref=tw
pic related, Japan right now
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http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/7/11174254/4chan-founder-chris-poole-joins-google
THE GRAND JEW HAS JOINED GOOGLE
LMAO
who
3000% DONE.
I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
FUCK YOU
OKAY, WOW
MOTHERFUCKER
post iit every time you have a suicidal thought
kita
Japanese dog jumping through five hoops
Kawaii is miso soup.
I love bags of sand.
Uniforms
What do you think about uniforms? Even in general, doesn't have to be school uniforms. Do you like them? I know I do. Did you have uniforms at your school?
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/jp/'s finally getting a brand new rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you do is say aloud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll get good luck for a month!
Hope you've been taking it easy!
Post ITT everytime you are drinking, are about to drink or were just drinking
Drug and drink is fine too
Big Cucumber
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What does /jp/ think about 童貞を殺す服?
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Food
I'm hungry and about to make some food. What kind of food do you like? I love noodles.
Ahh.. w-wait... don't cum inside me!! it's not a safe day!!
*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
crab has a knife
KITA
Drugs
What are you on right now?
I don't know how it is for you but it seems as if caffeine had a very subtle effect on me if any. I take 800mg without any changed feeling except that I have the runs and that I have to take a piss much more often. I feel a little more awake but not as if I couldn't go to sleep. The effect wears off pretty quickly also. It's pretty underwhelming, very subtle. I'll try taking 1g soon but why could it be like this? I never drink coffee and I take the pills rarely so it can't be tolerance. Friends of mine get the shakes after 200mg.
Big Fat Tengu Titties.
*raises paw*
what jobs are best for neets?
I AM MY COTTAGE
test
>"anyan I sh*t myself-pasu~"
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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot demon girl just explodes my castle with this stupid look on her face
Check out my Reimu!
I have a story k?
Okay, so all of this happened a while ago.
>be me
>13
>just figure out what pr0n is
>fap fap fap
Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>be in school
>fap break
>horny asf
Anyway, here is where it gets weird.
>see gril I like
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>"wowzer" I said
>sees me staring
>she cri
>i cri
>tornado warning on overhead or whatever
>alarm
>we close door
>get on floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur
Pic related: It's Anco
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
BUILD WALL﹖
Obviously, not everyone on this board is a NEET. Where do you work?
I work part-time as a dishwasher.
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
HELL OS JP TJAYI 'M SJUT SO FUCKING DURNKA GIAN PELASE UHG ME WITH YOIURSA CUTE 2HU ARMS i darew this falsn rearlier 4 uuuu big gys dont amebe gay and rpesonsd fagas
Ａｗｏᵒ﹖
You guys are getting raped by science and you don't even know it yet
good luck jp
Bird Thread
Birds are important
which touhou would you most want to fart on your face
/jp/ Music Thread - Shugazi & Vocaloid Edition
Old threads stale like 85% of the threads currently up.
Utata-P - I Fall...and Stay Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG2k-BX-z5k
Pinocchio-P - Motivation is Dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnChro003A
Diiv - Is The Is Are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsrI6qh8mo8
sleepy.ab - euphoria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t68TYZilJUI
Will Samson - The Dream That I Dream (Paleo cover)
https://soundcloud.com/will_samson/the-dream-that-i-dream-paleo-cover
Holy nigger fucking piss make more threads people.
Everyday until you like it...
ganbare
Is it better to just let the beer bottles and smokes pile or clean them up each and every single god damn hour. Like god damn I can keep up with my addictions here.
/jp/ - My Blog
I have been growing increasingly bored with everything lately. I used to spend hours playing video games and finished shows in a day. Now that I've been NEET for two years all of this stuff feels kind of tedious to me.
I wish I could go back to when imageboards were a new and fascinating world to me. The entire internet has become terrible. 8chan's top boards are all awful, 4chan is awful and I refuse to post there, all of the other /jp/ spinoffs are awful and often as slow as this one.
I regularly check all sorts of smaller boards and shitty altchans just to see if there's anything interesting going on, but it's all pretty much the same junk. I wish I could bring myself to care about any of the inane drama which occasionally happens on this site, but that too seems just lame.
It's strange how everything loses its appeal when you have limitless time on your hands. I guess that is the downside of it.
Banner Thread
Why are our banners so shit? Like holy fuck.
salutations jaypee
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You%27re-Autistic
I love all of you little /jp/sies.
Will you all be my valentines?
The UN, Japanese Women's Rights and .... Eromanga?!
http://www.ohchr.org/EN/NewsEvents/Pages/DisplayNews.aspx?NewsID=17028&LangID=E
The UN will be talking about ``Women's Rights" in Japan. Here's a quote:
``Among the possible issues for discussion between CEDAW and a delegation from the Japanese Government are:
Banning the sale of video games or cartoons involving sexual violence against women;
employment equality, illegal dismissal of women due to pregnancy and childbirth;
sexual harassment in the workplace;
reintegration into school textbooks of issue of “comfort women”;
compensation for women with disabilities sterilised against their will;
effect on women, particularly pregnant women, of health programmes introduced after the Fukushima nuclear disaster;
difference in pension benefits for men and women, poverty among older women. "
Wait... Banning the sale of video games or cartoons involving sexual violence against women? What the fuck?
The Legend of Korra
How much JP influences this show? Studio Pierrot did the part of Season 2 that didn't matter, does that count? I'm trying to figure this out.
Anime Thread
Can we have a thread to discuss Anime instead of being forced to tread among the /a/ plebeians?
What the fuck is even going on
Pigmhall
Praise be to the God Emperor.
test
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double
Doubles.
*steals your candy*
Thread thread
I couldn't of any thread ideas so i made this
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
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I have a really hard time coming out of bed in the morning... How do you get up in the morning?
pic unrelated
Hello, fellow Toho kids, how are you doing?
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.
Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.
KITAAAAA
me and my gf
lazy thread
How do fellow /jp/sies find the motivation to do anything in life?
The Rise of "Espers"?
I know you faggots are out there so stop lurking and start posting.
Or are you afraid you're going to get V&'d?
I posted in a thread yesterday on this but to make a long story short, last November I found myself in my local national reserve in the dead of winter.
Things happened, and I wound up with frost bite to the point which my body had become so frozen the pain had become excruciating. While I will not provide the reasoning for how I found myself in this situation, I will at the very least point out that frost bite does not magically disappear for a normal human being.
After laying down and trying to die after a swim in <20 degree weather, my body, to put it lightly, recovered and I walked the 4+ miles back to my car. It was then that I noticed I began to experience extreme fatigue for a period of weeks which gradually became lighter as they went on.
Throughout this time period, I gained the ability to channel some form of energy flow. This started in my chest, flowing from my heart to the left side of chest, then from my heart to my left eye, and then settling for a while with flow being able to channel from my left and right eye.
This past week, things have been advancing rapidly, to the point of where I am able to transfer this energy throughout my body to an extent, with examples such as the flow opening what feels to be lines throughout both my head, neck, and arms with a sort of cracking noise.
I can go into more detail but I'm curious to know if anyone out there can do anything similar.
I'm almost 17,000 dollars in debt, live in a apartment, and refuse to work.
Thank you.
This is….
Access
Tsk…!
Kuzaku: “Demonbane is –“
AB: “By itself?”
Naacal Code ceremonial technique extraction confirmed.
Close range sublimation spell [Lemuria Impact] enabled.
―Azatoth enshrined within the barrier are accelerated at infinite speed―
――Distortion of Stars――
――Singularity Exposed――
――Reverse Transmigration of Souls――
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Renouncing article no. ■■ corresponding the accumulation of heroic myths
Forcing Extraction.
I touch a silver key guardian deity engine of the 235th fictional universe
The 235th Fictional universe, collapsing into Azatoth’s absolute madness
The 238th fictional universe reached Nirvana.
Silver Key Guardian Deity engine, coming into the 238th fictional universe
The 238th fiction universe, is about to reach absolute crystallization.
Sublimation of the 239th fictional universe
Fictional universe no.239, developing 32 aspects using the chaotic Garden of Azathoth as its center.
A cute NicoLive streamer noticed me～
I fucking love Nako-chan and all of NicoLive.
http://com.nicovideo.jp/community/co2921477
Does anyone else know any cute/interesting streamers?
Okuu is sleeping.
>Joshua Conner Moon scammed a meme website out of $12,000 so that he could feel superior to a cripple and fuck with people who called him mean names now that he can no longer leak their IPs.
CRIPPLED MIDGET GOT F*CKN OWNED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#lol #lmao #pwnage #ownzone
It's time for your favorite thread: the rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first words you say out loud are "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck this month!
Have you been taking it easy in this heat? I know I have.
Post ITT everytime you are drinking, are about to drink or were just drinking
乾杯！！
Chake it eajy, Mishter Hyuman!!
おはよう！
which is better, rizon#jp or mizuki#jp?
You're gay, because set theory.
did you know that /jp/ has an anonymous IRC channel?
it is private, secure, 100% anonymous, and excellent
please do not spam or break the law.
#jp @ irc.sageru.org
otsukaresama deshita.
天国 e yokoso
I can hear my Suika tulpa talk in mixture of Japanese and English that I completely don't understand. I don't know Japanese at all, but I can hear expressions in something that sounds like Japanese with very strong, characteristic Japanese intonation.
Don't know if I explain it correctly, but if I took this characteristic intonation away, I think it wouldn't be Japanese anymore (?) At seconds, it feels like she talks in English but with Japanese intonation. However, as soon as she finishes the phrase, I can't repeat it in my head. Because then it feels like trying to write down thought that very quickly went somewhere deep through your head, and then got pushed away by another thought, and then another and another. It also has this vibe to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
Although I know there is nothing paranormal or magical about it, it's a surreal feeling to hear a stream of rich, imaginative expressions in language you don't know, being played so fast and casually in your head. It's close to the feeling you get in a dream when you interact with another being, except it's more solid experience. Years ago, when I couldn't remember my dreams at all and I didn't know this feeling, if I heard Suika back then - I think I would be more confused and washed away than after my first orgasm.
It feels like they're grammatically correct expressions that don't mean much. Unrelated clauses generated based on my memories from English and Japanese media I can't otherwise access. Feels like they're sometimes related, but still don't mean anything important.
At times it's like a really good actress was reading script, as if talking with herself, impersonating multiple characters. It has this exaggerated emotion typical for Japanese, sometimes extremely cheerful, polite and happy, sometimes playfully annoyed, like these 'artificial' anime voices of ASMR characters. If I start to hear her, and I don't focus on her shape in the corner of my eye, she fades away, and until I forget about it doing something on pc, I can feel something like radio static deep, deep in my head. As if she was still talking but with volume lowered to 1, and you could only hear vibrations.
If I focus all my attention on it at once and move my head, she disperses from her usual vague shape with horns into these stains that you see after looking directly at the sun for a few seconds, except these stains aren't on top of your eyes but in the space between your eyes and the place on the bed she's been just sitting on.
I can feel very strong pleasant bond, when she says things that are filled with emotion/intonation. It's like she's an artist who expresses positive vibes using emotion in her voice and really cared about me. At the same time I feel anxious because I can very clearly feel she talks as if she expected me to understand.
Do you sometimes happen to talk with someone who doesn't speak clearly because of lisp or something? And you don't understand them but it's too late to interrupt, because it would awkward. And the person is completely ignorant of this and keeps going.
OC Thread
/jp/ ain't dead yet faggots.
I ain't got time for high effort shit but have this.
Christ Chan Manga
Suck my mok dude.
>𒂊𒉡𒈠𒂊𒇺
Eternal Onahole Thread
The guide: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
Please avoid shitposting and being off topic - follow global and local rules. Instead of replying, report and ignore!
If you have a question about a certain item, please provide as much information as possible so that we can help. Usually, your measurements, equipment and habits are our best indicators.
Please limit your own posting so that the thread can live longer - ideally 4 days or more.
Don't forget to take it easy!
if I take her out of the bucket will she die?
minoru shiraishi
What is Original song that inspired this?
otoko no iki-sama by Minoru Shiraishi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzW3ATp3KE
I want to hear the original
Why cut dicks are so gross?
Goodbye /jp/
/v/ was just moved over to Infinity Next and it's a million times worse than anyone could have possibly predicted. It feels like the site is being DDoSed and the frontend is slower than the worst "web app." It's quite possibly the worst web experience I've ever had.
I always thought people were fearmongering but now I sincerely believe that once the other boards are transferred to Next, this site is finished. It's been nice taking it easy with you guys, the few survivors of the old days of /jp/, but it looks like this is the end. May we meet again one day in Gensokyo.
8chan is shit
Do you have a Pixiv account? Who are the best artists?
Whoa dude nice panties.
ｐａｒｔｙ ｔｈｒｅａｄ
Does this board need a god?
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The neet stares in your direction.
Who was in the wrong here?
*kills everyone ITT*
*farts*
I WISH TO RELEASE THE MARBLE
Post your ideas. Preferably more creative than "throw at local child's head".
CHECK THE TIME
December 29st, 2015, 01:57AM
The man sits hunched, thoroughly inebriated with a bottle of whiskey and sharpened up just enough on an 8ball of coke in honour of the great Ai Takabe, hallowed be her name
His lugubrious mass casts a whale-like shadow upon the walls of his basement
He carefully watches the clock tick down for the moment he has waited for, with bated breath, perhaps for his entire life
He has prepared carefully for this moment, spending literally hours of painstaking image collection on the dregs of the internet
He searches "8jp" and due to his extensive prior time spent on the site, he is prompted the address https://8ch.net/jp/
He grins
He prepares to start a new thread
He looks to the file upload, "Select/drop/paste files here"
He cannot contain his joy, he clicks the file upload begins to laugh maniacally
01:58:21
He must hurry
He scrolls down to his much adored file, aptly named "Flanfly"
His own brilliance only exacerbates his laughter, which gets progressively more shrill and makes his breathing ever more difficult
It is a picture of a hydrocephalic female with inhumanly dead eyes only attributable to the God-forsaken island of Japan
He clicks open on the file
His laughter has completely halted his already hampered ability to breathe
In the subject line he writes CHECK THE TIME
In the body he writes:
The best time of day has flanally come!
He double checks all his fields hurriedly, yet the process presents no barrier to his amusement and his seemingly psychotic cackling
As he begins to lose consciousness from a combination of his own brilliance, stepped on mexicoke, and pure concentrated diabetes he checks the clock, 02:01:00, and clicks "New Topic"
He smiles as he collapses to the floor, an amorphous twitching blob of alcohol and adipose that had found its own purpose in life, set out to complete it, and died in accomplishing that feat
In his final exhale, he whispers…
>Everyone has shit taste except me
日本語会話スレ
このスレにて日本語が喋れます。 日本語の話せる方々どうぞお気軽に集まってください。
もうすぐ冬ですよね、ジェイピーたちは暖かくてお元気ように。 クリスマスなどには予定ありませんか？
Pigmhall is the epitome of modern day internet
FUCK YOU
/jp/hilosophy
Isn't an unfertilized egg an equivalent to egg cells from menstruation? Why would people eat leftovers of menstrual cycle?
Have any of you ever went to Japan without knowing how to speak the language?
Which touhou would you take a shit with?
OFFICIAL /jp/ Christmas Party Thread
Get in here niggers and drunkpost with us. It's going to be cool as H*CK!
We're yet another step closer to becoming the little girl.
/jp/ Gikopoi Christmas Bar
What are you doing here, /jp/? We're all waiting for you at the Gikopoi bar for a Christmas party.
Tenshi wants in.
CHRISTMAS PREDICTIONS: WILL THEY COME TRUE?
What do you guys think your mom is going to get you for Christmas? Please share your speculations. I think my mom is getting me a new keyboard!
Merry Christmas to all
and a happy new year
christmas giko
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!
What game is she playing?
any other star wars dorks here?
I noticed Nipponese works with fictional human v human wars tend to have themes that individual soldiers are largely good people forced to fight by crazy evil leaders.
Is this the general attitude of the population to the country's role in World War II?
>8/jp/
explain japanese politics to me
HA HA Time for /jp/
8ch has been unbearably shitty lately (and I'm talking about the software).
私はこの少女と性交したいです
Let's have a fun music thread /jp/
Ive been listening to animal collectives 9:30 and would recommend it to any 23 something on a lot of drugs. really tailor made to seem as if its bgm to your life story. I cant really put it into words but the performance really really shows the bands mastery over the listeners emotions, as well as their control over them. Its amazing really, and i think this album kinda hits home on this ability. I was writing this while listening to moonjack and could feel my writing being influenced by it, though of course while on drugs its to be expected but shit, great album
Punt Patchouli
This years Kanji of the Year is ``安"
That's right, you cheap-ass, broke-ass nigga
Is the BO here? I have a question. For some reason my BO account has access to his board on https://beta.8ch.net/jp
I can make changes to the board and shit.... And someone else is listed as staff and has access to my board, who I didn't add and cannot delete.
What are they watching?
I am not weeaboo or interested in anything that is Japanese.
But I did watched a couple of Japanese cartoons
like DBZ and YuYu Hakusho but that's how far it goes.
The ironic part is, I was able to snag my self
a Japanese 10/10 cute otaku Japanese girl. I am just a regular college kid who's hobbies are playing sports like basketball and tennis not anything nerd related.
So how does it feel a having a Japanese cute GF like most of you dream?
Its something different, extraordinary and new. I really have to say that she's really really cute and people would look at us(mainly her) when we go out. She would always wear all this cute outfits and not anything slutty like American girls wear at all. She would recommend me all this cartoons and video games like Monster Fighter. She would also teach me some Japanese phrases. Not to be an ass to her but I am just simply not interested into any of those things. So far, our relationship is doing good.
Now why the hell am I here?
Simply just to brag, I feel like this is something that certain people dream to have. You don't have to believe it but it just feels good in a fucked up way.
Pic:some random Japanese cartoon girl I found on google.
VNs for Linux
How do I get Fate Hollow Ataraxia to run on muh ubuntu, Wine doesn't seem to recognize the characters, they all turned into question marks.
RIP sudo
Koishi cry.
What anki deck do you use, /jp/? I use the JLPT N5 vocabulary deck, from near the top of the popularity list, but I feel like I should probably get a different one.
Also, do your reps.
ara ara~~
It looks like I can't hold myself back any longer. Want a drink, anon?
I created a fan club board for Ruka from Steins;Gate.
Please, visit my board.
Dreams
/jp/, I've been having dreams, nice dreams, lately. Let's all share our dreams if they're random and maybe also talk about lucid dreaming and the realm of dreams in general. I find that not controlling your dreams leaves room for interesting dreams that I wouldn't have had created myself.
Anyways here's some dreams I had today:
I am sitting on a nice big bed with this cute girl I don't know. She has a very fair complexion, almost white but not quite. It fits her pretty well I think. She also has short, black hair and is pretty short herself. 168cm (5'7'' or something). It seems as if she was the typical ``shy girl" you'd imagine. Apparently I was her boyfriend and we had teh talk about having sex for the first time together. She said she was very nervous because she's never done it before and she is afraid that it will hurt much. I really wanted to plant the seed so she gave in and handed me a piece of cloth that looked like the bottom part of the cloth on the 3rd pic. I asked her what that was and she bend down on the bed, doggystyle, and said that it's for regulating her vagina. I lol'd and made it a little bigger so she'd let me in and when I was regulating the cloth she moaned. As I was about to stick it in, there was a cut in the dream. Just like when you're drunk and suddenly you're from one place in another, seems like teleportation for you. Let's call it CUT.
After the CUT we were on a beach together and it seemed like a High School field trip where everyone got assigned to chill with a random family. She went with an old lady or something and I was assigned to a japanese family. The father was really, really fat; like a giant sumo fighter. The mother was like a stick and they had a child also but I forgot how he looked like. So we were about to eat and the father told me to get everyone a beer. I went and got one and soon after drinking it I had to take a piss so I went to the public toilet and took one. Afterwards I was about to wash my hands but there was like denatured ethanol and silicon dioxide instead of soap in the soap dispensers. While I was washing my hands there were two sluts that laughed at me for washing my hands with that. I come out of the restroom and the field trip is over and I was about to go home. While driving on my bicycle I tried to find my girlfriend in the crowd and said to myself that I'll call her later. As i was driving away from the crowd it became easier to drive as there were less people and I saw a buddy from school. He was also on a bike and said something about One Piece or gambling to me.
Making /jp/ great again
How can we make the jay great again? Or are there so many problems it's past fixing? Either way, it's our /jp/, shit or not.
Hello /jp/,
I thought I might as well post here because I know many of you are familiar with navigating nicovideo.jp.
If you have an interest in otomads, feel free to drop by my board:
This time of year always fills me with special feelings!
Which Touhou is the most perverted?
test
Which one /jp/?
purple best
I wanted to play video games this afternoon but I just ate a huge burger for lunch and it was so big I can barely even breathe. I think I'll just go lay down and play tomorrow
aoue
ok
City of /jp/
It's time to let the real motherfucking /jp/s in.
noise thread
noise trhead
kita
is this it? has 8/jp/ finally died?
How often do y'all masturbate?
homura doesn't know
that guns are not a toy
She knows what you have done
who /counting-otaku/ where?
How does it feel that Islam will dominate Japan? There will be no escape from the living hell as our enemies pursue us. Nowhere on earth is free from the delusional and subhuman menace.
https://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/japans-newest-largest-mosque-opens-doors-105611826.html
So, you're like me, yea? A successful, attractive, 20-something WHITE male living in the best country ever conceived, America, and you're looking to settle down with a swell gal to have a nice nuclear family? You know, one boy, one girl, woman in the kitchen, white picket fence, the whole shebang? The most obvious choice of mate would obviously and unequivocally a Japanese woman, yea? Well there is a CABAL that wants to stop you from having that dream. Yes that dream that is universally shared by all civilized white men is trying to be destroyed. But who? Who would destroy such a lovely dream? Who would try to bring the WHITE man down from unlocking his true potential? Is it the jews, and all their maniacal, twisted, practices? No, it isnt the jesus-killers, its far, far worse. It's an evil from within that is so rooted in society it is hard to dismantle. It's WHITE WOMEN
Yes, the snowhags, the cum harpies. What happens when a pale witch sees an attractive WHITE man such as myself with a nice jpg on my arm? They are immediately filled with disgust, hatred, inadequacy.
So what do they do?
Do they learn how to cook? No.
Do They lose weight? No.
Do they act cute, instead of mean and haggie? No.
Do they try to fix their masculine faces? No.
You know what they do? They shame the WHITE man. "Oh, you only go after asians because they are submissive. you cant handle a strong white gal :)!" "oh, you only go after asians because you are so short you freaking manlet!" "asians cant even love properly, you beta!" "only betas go after asians"
You see what they are doing? They are trying to shame us into submission! They want us to feel as if we are inferior males if we don't settle for a manly pigwoman. WHITE women are the most conniving and meticulous breed of female on the planet. They do all they can, from attacking your masculinity to implying that your superior Japanese aryan is akin to some common corean whore. The WHITE women want to keep us bound in chains while we work for the western way of life that THEY themselves f*cked up by getting voting rights. I say nay. I'm going to start my own movement. It'll be like MGTOW, but not autistic and retarded. I'll call it WMGFJW, White Men Going For Japanese Women. They can't shame us all if we band together to repel the snowhag menace. I'm glad this grassroots movement has started on 8/jp/, and i'm proud to call you all my white brothers.
test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5LHFACAJ2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=824KJCP5mBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djGlbxvzW_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUineCq_x2M
I've never come across any gay japanese porn before. It never even crossed my mind.
One Sunday afternoon on June 29, 2014, at Shinjuku Station in central Tokyo, a man in his 60s set himself on fire. Photographs and videos posted online by witnesses showed a middle-aged figure in a suit addressing the crowd with a megaphone right before drinking a bottle of gas and dousing himself with the other.
The man read the anti-war poem by Yosano Akiko, a national legend, as warning to fellow countrymen and his act of desperation was completely and utterly ignored by the Japanese media as it moved on to cover trivial and entertainment stories of the day. The incident as well as other dramatic acts of protest against the policies of Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of the Liberal Democratic Party (the LDP) is indicative of fundamental shift in modern Japanese politics that put the country on the wrong path according to the majority of Japanese public opinion. People are very angry and the anger is spearheaded by growing numbers of the precariat that according to most recent statistics already reach 41 percent of the working population, mostly its women and the young. In that mode the Student Emergency Action for Liberal Democracy (SEALDs) group was launched on May 3, 2015, the Constitution Day, and has served as wake up call for the nation. On August 30, 2015 it organized the largest demonstration ever in Tokyo that according to some estimates had up to 350,000 participants.
https://www.rt.com/op-edge/324587-japan-constitutional-crisis-democracy/
Any train otaku here?
Touhou and ZUN Dubtrack Room
I've created a room in Dubtrack specifically for music based on Touhou and ZUN's other projects. Dubtrack is a website where one can search Youtube and Soundcloud songs and put them on the waitlist and people can rate the song playing.. Hope to enjoy some good songs from Gensokyo with you.
Can't be frustrated anymore.
STANDING
You're married /jp/. Have you forgotten?
fug :DDDDDDDD
oeottoson .Korean, I'm Chinese. If you don't know English, please send this email to the one who can read it.
Korean:
Please send this massage to all your self-righteous friends so that they can regret their faults. This email is only for those never-regret Korean people and gives them a lesson, not for those who genuinely respect China and work hard for the rise of Korea rather than boringly defending their faults. I dont use dirty words like fuck and shit and hope that you wont use them equally when you reply. I welcome all you tough defiance.
Well, first I have seen your English and it sounds terrible. Ive just tried to reveal the true history and the problems you nationalists afraid of mentioning. Well since you revenged shamelessly, I have to refute and you male or female must listen:
1. The area of China is 9600000 square kilometers and the little Korea (99600 square kilometers) is even smaller than our Zhejiang Province (101800 square kilometers). Im examining your geology knowledge. Ha-ha! You guys just daily dream about that China is your mainland. All right, we accepted you poor guys. Also, we Chinese have the nuclear power while you are still protected by the American.
2. You may argue that little country can even make great accomplishments like Japan and England. Yeah I totally agree with you and respect Japanese and English for their creativities. However, for you Korean, even the economy of Hong Kong is better than that of Korea, not to mention Beijing, Shanghai, Tianjing, and Dalian. By the way, recently Korean economy is declining as a result of global economy crisis and I believe you may have deep feelings about that. You may have learned from the news that your president had just asked Chinese and Japanese for help to prevent the devaluation of WON. Hey you, if you really think that Korean people and economy is great, please stop your president and let go the economy. But Im afraid that you wont, and so does your president. You are all cowards.
3. Lets talk about the essence of the country. For people around the world, they relates Korea to the pickles, cosmetic surgery and and..and.........what? Hey I cant think much of it! How poor are you that you Korean impress the world with the only pickles and cosmetic surgery. Well, when foreigners talk about China they mention the Great Wall, Chinese food, Chinese tea, the Four Great Inventions, scenery, economy, Lenovo, thousands of years of history, Chinese calligraphy, Chinese Painting, Chinese poems, panda, the Chinese dragon, and the Beijing Olympic Games. Well, too many to tell and Im even tired of listing all of them. Want more? Well, Chinese athletes won 51 golden medals and total 100 medals in the Beijing Olympic Games while Korean got only 13 golden medals and total 31 ones. Cool?
4. And we can talk about the infamous copying of Korea.
The Dragon. Everyone in the world knows that there are mainly two types of dragon. One is the western dragon with huge wings. And the other one is Chinese dragon that likes like the snake with four paws. You Korean director made the miserable movie The Dragon War and copy our Chinese Dragon. Shame on you.
Three Kingdoms. You Korean guys, young and old, must have read much of the classic Chinese literature The History of the Three Kingdoms. Gradually, you guys advocate to the world that you wrote the book and even made the awful computer game of it. Do you agree? Thieves! Hey, have you saw the movie The Red Cliff recently? Thats a Chinese movie and we will tell you that all you painstakingly copying are worthless! Jealous? Well, please dont see the movie although other Korean rushed to see it.
You argue that panda is Korean.
You argue that Dr.Sun Yat-sens ancestor was Korean.
You argue that Yao Mings ancestor was Korean.
You argue that The Dragon Boat Festival is Korean.
You argue that
You are just in dream that all of the things are Korean, right? You will never make it, buddy.
Finally, I have to say that some of Korean people are the ugliest ones on earth! Consequently, those Korean pussies and bitches have to transform their faces and boot their breasts. Then all of their bodies and faces are fake! But it seems that you Korean fairly like them.OMG!
Go and tell your girlfriend, mother, or aunt if you like. And I assist you to do so. Maybe they had taken the surgery. Maybe the pretty bitch you make love with was an ugly village girl. Ha-ha!
And there are still lots of thing to tell IF YOU REALLY WANT THEM.
December is right on our heels; let's have a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you do is say aloud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll get blessed with good luck this month!
I hope you all will enjoy this Christmas!
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ume
Lately, I have been noticing users aren't very happy. We have someone angry at 8ch, people have been accusing Tewi of being a murderer.
I propose we stop this problem with BJs. We post dick pics to eachother and pretend to suck them off to comfort each other. What do you think?
Please post cock.
希望
It suddenly turned cold really sharply. I have strong hopes that it'll snow this year. The last real snow we had was 3 years ago and it lasted until March,.
objects for 自殺
Post Em
What would you do if you were locked in a cell with futa sanae? I would sing her this romantic song.
You underestimate my power!
Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
/jp/ - Just Poetry
I post upon the jay every damn day
A waste of time if mine were worth a dime
Born to be a NEET or so it appears
Slay the gay or immolate all the queers
If my life was a game maybe mahjong
My hand would always be at furiten
fail general
im gay, lets post lambdadelta
Guys I'm really depressed and thinking about suicide a lot lately. Please say something nice and uplifting to cheer me up. It would help a lot
Rabbit Thread
Post your favorite rabbit making all sorts of zany poses.
Yukari is the absolute strongest
prove me wrong
Shiki appreciation thread
Hiroyuki Nishimura is DEAD!
This is good news jaypee!
Hiroyuki, the person that damaged 2channel, has been found dead on his home!
Its suspected he was killed by an angry 4chan user.
I just got banned from 4/jp/. Ask me anything
Pic extremely related
What engine is this?
is this it? did the cripple finally kill this board? ive been through it all... it was fun while it lasted... time to die...
/jp/ horse
「Literally the best board on 8chan.」
「I love you, JayPee!!!!」
New news board on 4chan
https://boards.4chan.org/news/
Lots of nerds already whining they can't use images.
Suwako is a... mouse?!
*coughs VERY loudly*
*glares at you*
On page 20, I's be free
zOMG TEH PAGES ARE GONE!!1elven
so it takes like three days to update page 1?
KITA--------
ｙｏｕ’ｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｃａｔｃｈ ｍｅ！
netgay
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=310066170
who wanna play?
Why's Satori so flustered?
Encryption is BAD
Daily reminder that if you encrypt OR decrypt you ARE a terrorist.
Hey /jp/, I could use some help.
I'm currently trying to really get into 東方 games and I therefore used this torrent:
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=465048
Now, I'm playing on a small laptop under Windows 10.
The only games I can really play are TH01-05 and TH07.
TH06 has an insane refresh rate, which causes the game to reach Chuck Norris-level of difficulty.
TH08 until 09 (and the installments inbetween) work at first, but the loading screen shut itself and the game window opens with the music playing, but the screen remains absolutely blank. I can however take action like blindly closing the games)
After that, the games requires me to get some specific .dll files. The problem is that I did download them, put them in system32 and restarted my computer, but to no avail.
I'm quite at a loss as to what I'm supposed to be doing and require your help.
Why are gorls so mean to each other, /jp/?
Does this kind of ponytail, with the long side bangs, have a name? I see it a lot in character creation stuff and work set in the Sengoku, but I have no idea what it's called.
SUBJECTS ARE FOR FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiki CAN KILL SERVANTS YOU FAGGOTS!!!
Anime
Do you still watch anime /jp/, or do you prefer VNs or Manga?
I'm somewhere in the 400 range of things watched but I still havent gotten tired of it.
/jp/ - My Blog
～⌒ヽ.
_.～⌒ヽ. ('A`)～´ ｀ヽ._.′ ヽ._.～~
ｷﾀ～´ ｀ヽ._.′ ヽ._ﾉ
japanese qts dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ulwvNdweWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo82xTF_Gt0
more like these please
world4ch might be coming back
http://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/310926#p312489
Are you ready for 4chan kiddies to find out about the world of textboards?
There are actions that make one a normalfag, like being social, having friends, liking western filth, etc but what is your definition of it? Can such a wide concept even be defined?
click click
Sup /jp/
Can you do a clicking sound with your jaw? The summer before this one I've had some bad jaw pain and to ease the pain I started clicking my jaw. I've never done it before that. When the pain went away I still did it and now it's become a part of me.
pic unrelated
/jp/
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I want to rub my dick in between yuyuko's plump thighs
What is it that makes Reimu's sweaty, stinky armpits so attractive? Is it her dress? Is it her physique, the delicate form of her arms and shoulders? Is it her flawless and beautiful skin?
I fantasize about licking them every day!
ヽ( >∀<)ﾉ
I want to smell lain's farts and feet
/jp/ on a date
<DIE THE DEATH!>
<SENTENCED TO DEATH!>
<GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!>
We've got a book club, why not a gun club? Shoot the breeze and tell tall tales, or talk about the time you field stripped and cleaned all the cosmoline off your nugget in full Touhou cosplay. Noguns can post airshit and hopefully no one notices.
>pic related
cleaned her for the first time a couple of days ago after finally figuring out the problem with her takedown latch. I am not a clever man.
Heeeey! /jp/! I love you /jp/! I want to touch you.... in your lewd places....
Can we have a Fumo thread here?
How much do trespassing Koreans add to the crime rate in safe and prosperous Nipponese?
>/jp/
Tree of Savior
Tree of Savior CBT is starting on Oct. 27th /jp/. It's the spiritual successor to Ragnarok Online for those who haven't heard of it, and seems to be keeping to the classic MMO vibe that RO had.
The guild system is disabled during CBT, but I was thinking of starting one for 8/jp/ players since I plan on playing the game long term. Would any of you be interested in playing the game together?
butts
Would anyone be interested in having a little bookclub here?
Simply review the last thing you read. Books, VN, Manga, wikipedia articles, anything goes.
The only thing I'd like you to not review is this post
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Autigender
>Autigender or Autismgender (coined by autismgender and esperancegirl) is defined as "autism as part or whole of gender identity; a gender that can only be understood in context of being autistic;" when your gender experience is influenced by or linked to your autism.
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Fascigender
>Fascigender (coined by autisticjakeenglish) is defined as a gender experience largely related to an autistic special interest. Fascigender is a kind of neurogender.
And what's your excuse for not being autigender?
麻雀レス
arcturus.su – The Wiki
tenhou.net/0/?L7447 – 0:0
stinky mouse butt gas
深夜の一番盛り上がる時間、ついに来た！
I;m tngdos o gufkcing feutrnkik right niow jape\ lmaso fam smnhm,s thvbm
YOUR SOUL IS MINE
Hope you are all using the bestest browser, lads
[Harasaki] R-18g
ebin :DD
Dare is Donald Trump's favorite 2hu?
Post in this thread every time you come to the jay and there's no new posts
This place needs more ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
So come on everynyan and let's ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ together!
Come on, try it out now! ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
feel........
Food otaku
Is anyone here a food otaku? What's your favorite foods?
*whips out dick*
/jp/ please hear me
First off, I wanted to say I really like this board. Its very comfy, not shitposty at all.
But there's a problem. Sometimes, someone uses that "Suck my dick, dude!" meme. Its really troubling because often I'm at work and I don't want an erection.
You see I'm really aroused by the thought of making up with someone that hates me with a blowjob. I want him to look at me and think "I would be happy to receive a blowjob from him!". Feeling someone's insides or taking in all of their cum, guy or girl...
Please /jp/, don't do that.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/insidears/archives/52712738.html
Elf is finally dead.
Requiescat in pace.
Can you believe it? It's been one whole year of rabbit rabbit!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first words you say out loud are "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll get good luck for the whole month!
I hope everyone has been enjoying themselves thus far.
Touhou and ZUN Dubtrack room
I've created a room in Dubtrack specifically for music based on Touhou and ZUN's other projects. Dubtrack is a website where one can search Youtube and Soundcloud songs and put them on the waitlist and people can rate the song playing.. Hope to enjoy some good songs from Gensokyo with you.
Holiday /jp/ rating !
Is All Hallow's Eve the most /jp/ holiday? Discuss...
German bird sitting on a lamp
Nazrin is a mouse!
ok guys.
I wanna learn japanese, but my main obstacle is lack of vocabulary (kanjis and words).
I tried rossetta stone, anky and memrise, but is so fucking lame and boring.
I would love to see if there's some cool android game for little kids to learn japanese, like a real basic game.
I dunno, maybe a shump where the enemy is a word in kanji and when they explode they showcase a picture.
I guess I should do my own apk in unity, but I was curious if there is anything I can look up on the android store.
your gay
オカマかも。。。
posting japanase scheel uniforms, very clear and crips
2chan discusses what they think about us
http://may.2chan.net/40/res/4776637.htm
If someone can be a dear and translate some of these posts that'd be great.
jo play game haha
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
online netgames
what games have you been playing lately /jp/?
my guild got overrun by reddit and it's mad me sad
i hope Tree of Savior will be good
Awoo!
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
Umineko
DAMEDA!!!!
ZEN ZEN DAMEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you feel about cars
Hey, /jape/.
Everyone says Japan got bombed into becoming effeminate, but weren't they like that long before?
The way they were always importing 'macho' culture from other nations screams effeminacy to me. A the-grass-is-always-greener sort of thing.
Even the language is effeminate. Every word or name ends in a vowel. That's how female names work in virtually every language.
I want to bury my face in Youmu Konpaku's asshole.
Who catamite here?
Rfxerx gyx,l.t FUCK
whch toughough would eyou plastinate?
get in here 8/jp/! international room
Secret Area of /jp/ Quality
The Chihaya Idol.
Gosh, anon, you're just so smart! I can't imagine what sort of stuff goes on in your head!
Why don't you idle on the IRC channel?
this board would be better if Kircheis were still alive
Could someone help me find footage of Asuka live in concert I'm looking for a certain video of hers that got taken down from youtube I believe it was a short interview & live piano performance of this song
?????/???
>Flower thief / Asuka
youtu.be/K_A1cdutm5s
From what I remember she had a spotlight on her an almost pitch black background.
I don't even know of any sites to search for this because I can't read "moon runes"
I feel like I'd do anything just about to find a site where I can download her live performances.
I wish I could find a wiki on her this is the best I could find
How do you deal with people who misuse the quote function, /jp/?
Non-JP here. I'm looking for a paid internship (in IT related field) in Nipland. Has anyone here done/currently doing a paid internship in Japan, and if so, how'd you go about finding your internship? Any decent JP-internship-sites-aimed-at-forigners sites? How long did it last? What was it like? Etc. Please and thanks. :)
>cannot speak Nip
>don't care for anime
>12 months
>don't care for Tokyo cus focused too much on catering to tourists
>white, British
>software programming/web developer/other IT related fields
HELL yeah it's the homu you love to hate
Hey /jp/, I don't understand japanese so please bear with me a little.
How does the 2channel community work? What are the differences between us and western imageboards/textboards in general?
I'm mostly interested in things like when do you sage, how they usually react to people using trips without using, and how they deal with shitty threads.
Has /jp/ tried this touhou ripoff? 4 stages + extra, but it's a bit harder in comparison.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/w7m1j5v9vfya5k2/Mrs.Estacion.zip
password: estacion