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Board discussion.

Post here if you have to ask/talk about meta related topics. Current list of topics/announcements:

- We now start the Kamen Rider Stronger series at the tearoom! Every friday, at 21UTC. Don't miss it!

- If you are new here, read this - >>42765

- And take it easy. That's important.

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To yell at contact me, send an email at 8mod@8chan.co. Or just post in this thread.

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Post in this thread every time you visit /jp/ and there's no new posts

キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

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music thread

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now your current thought[Brains][Thinking][Refugee camp]

someone forgot to pay the bill

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Guys I'm tired that my fetishes are really lacking in art and want to get into drawing. Since western art mostly sucks I need some japanese guides, where can I find that?

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*grabs monster*

*KRIK, PSSSSSSH*

Yeap... *sips* KOTOKO sure is a great artist

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gameplay thread

How do I deal with the books on lunatic, /jp/? Also, Cirno's first non-spell keeps killing me.

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It's the best time of the year yet this board does not look very festive!

Stop shitposting for once and take it easy!!

Merry Christmas /jp/!

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明けましておめでとうございます!!

(That means happy new year on "nihongo")

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The year draws to a close as a new one dawns; it's time for a rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first, if the first thing say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll get good luck for the month!

Let's kick off the new year with a brand new thread!

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Test

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What are Sanae's ten desires for the new year?

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キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

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The average /jp/ anon

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Who's a dream otaku here?

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How many dirty cups are in your room?

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>tfw no /jp/ friends

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i want ot FUCK a bowln of cheerios.

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キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!

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Check out my gf, boys.

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OtoMADs - YTPMVs thread

Let's share some.

Remember that there is a board for them here! >>>/otomad/

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I heard that this is were all the trash is being gathered, so I decided to pay a visit.

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otabros thread

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shit cunt

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discussing here reclusive lifestyle and a phenomenon of hikikomori

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>tfw no jap waifu and daughterfu

How do you get the perfect family in Japan?

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I want to study programming so I can move to japan and create video games

how hard would it be to achieve this?

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Does 8/jp/ play riichi mahjong? Post anything riichi mahjong here.

halfchan /jp/'s mahjong guide: https://pastebin.com/rLTVrQC7

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/jp/ is cordially invited to the biggest stream of the year. Don't be late!

>>>/bane/144034/

>>>/bane/144034/

Cross-board linking appears to be broken so here you go: https://8ch.net/bane/res/144034.html

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Oh, it's Winter now.

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It's Saten time

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There has been a noticeable, growing trend of manga with a romance interest who is either over 30 or with a much heavier bodytype. Why do you think that is?

The meme that always comes up is "NHK wants millenials to fuck and stop the japanese race going extinct" but this many this often?

What if its from a source of sexual frustration and this is actually what japanese men desire after decades of influence from western media? What if the typical japanese woman is no longer attractive to the average japanese man because he desires something "girthier" and its reflected in their art?

Traditionally an older, chunkier romance interest has connotations of maturity, stability and fertility -though of course someone will always show up and let you know how angry they are about that last one nowadays- and it seems now more than ever manga has made a shift not only to older, chubbier romance interests but more interestingly the romances actually initiate.

Not just the usual "will they, wont they" forever but now mangas are often having the characters pair up into an actual romantic couple and increasingly often not at the end of the story but midway or earlier and their dating experience is part of the story rather than some hazy epilogue to be waved away after the metaphorical blue balls.

Do you think it can all be just NHK influence to drive birth rates up? or have japanese tastes changed where pic related is now the new romantic interest archetype?

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Connections between jews and koreans: Brainstorming

By popular demand. Topic see title. Are koreans a tool of the jewish conspiracy or an equal partner to international jewry. Will Abe manage to free Japan of pacifist constitution/the jews keeping the Jap down etc

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What have you done to archive Japanese media?

As many of you are probably well-aware Geocities JP is set to go onto the chopping block within the next year. You can help Archive Team with that, there's probably a dozen redundant backups of the entire site by now, but I'm sure that more would always be appreciated. The thing is, archival isn't some transient issue that'll be resolved every time people are called into action to solve whatever the current crisis is. There's a CONSTANT crisis going on, and people can hardly be alerted to it every other day of the week. The fact that we aren't prepared for data erasure unless we're given prior warning is the issue here. You can't always just assume that somebody else has got the job done already.

How can you help? There's two simple ways to do this:

Download and seed torrents of things you like. Easy as pie. Just remember to always try to at least keep the ones which most closely reflect the original media, even if that somehow detracts from the experience for you. Downloading raws and using your own external subtitle files means nothing if you haven't got an actual ISO for anime, for example. Manga are kind of tricky, since often in cases where they do have digital editions, some content is cut out from the printed version, and there's no real definitive way to perfectly scan paper, as it's an analogue medium. As for games, downloading ISOs rather than floating directories with these shitty pre-installed patches for video games is kind of just a given, so please just do that.

Another way which might turn out to be substantially more useful to everybody if you have some money to burn (better the paper of money than the paper of books), is to buy media which isn't currently available anywhere you've searched on the Internet and scan it yourself. This methodology is less accessible to anyone living outside of Japan (as you can't really rent items from overseas, and renting is much less expensive than buying), but it's still possible through online marketplaces like eBay or Yahoo (or even Amazon, if it comes down to that). If you do this, it's very important that you remember not to make any alterations to the media before uploading it. Anime seems to get treated the worst, as transcodes will typically somehow appear much earlier than actual ISO images. And PLEASE use ISOs, every last bit of your disc must be captured or else it'll be absolutely worthless.

It should be kept in mind that paying for things that are already freely available to pirate is generally not only shameful, but also somewhat harmful to the archival effort. If you've got a copy of whatever media you've got on a disc, or in book form or whatever, chances are, you're not going to download and seed any torrents for it. If you've already got it, and it's already very available, then what's the point in keeping it on your hard drive as well, right? I guess that kind of attitude can be deliberately avoided, but I think the money would be better spent on some obscure crap that you won't necessarily enjoy, but just happened to not be on the net.

Thanks for reading these foolish words.

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ATTENTION ALL TOUHOU GAMERS!

Attention! The yoki are about to take over yoki mountain. Do you have enough saki to prevent this?

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Umineko thread.

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Why?

I would go on a big tirade about how you're all oxygen thieves with no worth in the real world, but I don't want to. This is more of a wake up call. Why do you miserable bastards keep ruining your chances at gaining success, to play VN's and desperately try to become gooks? Just, why? I don't want you to kill yourselves. I just want you to take a minute and consider how much of a burden you are putting on you're family. Look at yourselves at make a change. The fact is, you have to get off your ass and do something to be happy. Sitting in front of a screen and fapping to imaginary girls doesn't make you happy. None of this will make you happy. Just do what makes you happy, and you'll make it. I want all of you to just be happy.

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I envy you weebs. You still have comfy imageboard communities. The rest of us cant enjoy anything anymore after 2014.

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07th Expansion/Seacat/Higurashi thread

Are you HYPED?

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We don't have much time left.

The crossie SCOURGE has gotten out of hand /jp/. By my estimations we've already lost control of over 34% of the board, if trends hold true we are looking at a complete and total takeover. I know we're all weary from the civil war we've been in for a long time but something needs to be done or the coming caravan will ruin us. Priority targets include the murderer as always, and now the rampant wojak poster. Secondary objectives would be to neutralize the sub-saharan sokuniggers who have started to establish a foothold in the region. If we can find a way to convince the trannies to poz themselves to death we'll have an easier time securing our borders, as faggotry is inherently self-destructive. I'll be personally working towards poisoning the mone supply to see this end.

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Magick

^Д^) Lets try magick, folks?

Here are the essentials! Forgive me if I have doubleposted.

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大きなお尻!!

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[POLL] Does /jp/ - The Last Bastion of VIP watch the next episode previews of anime?

Anime studios now typically recognise the dilemma fans face when they don't want to miss a single second of runtime, but would rather not have the plot of the next episode revealed to them early so they've been trying to avoid that by making the narration less and less relevant to the actual episode. HOWEVER, visuals from the next episode are still shown on-screen!

How do you deal with this? Do you skip? Do you cover your eyes and listen? Do you not care at all? I'll be very interested to hear how /jp/ gets around this.

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*was just a hologram*

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It's my birthday /jp/, what did you get me?

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ルーミアは空中へと舞い上がった。

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どの車が好きですか?私、mazdaミアタがすきです。

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Yume Nikki 2

http://store.steampowered.com/app/650700/Yume_Nikki/

https://promo.kadokawa.co.jp/gamecountdown/

I don't need this, why kikiyama betrayed us.

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pictures that lift the soul

my picture thread, it was so nice…

i want it to be nice again

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I made some things

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FUCK YOU

FUCKING SLAVES

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Cum get some

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I fed the poorhu

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If I put miso in while cooking fried rice, would it taste good? I had enough of soy sauce. I want something different that is natural ingredient in my fried rice. The texture of miso that I have is kind of thick though. I wonder if this could make a good alternative.

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Could someone please translate these screenshots for me?

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Video Games

Video games are sad excuse for a hobby that does nothing but waste your time. Therefore, they're perfect for NEETs.

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モシモシ?

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im going to sleep good night...........

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Post short otaku related videos that you like in here.

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jp turns 10 years old in a few months. it's hard to believe so much time has passed.

do you regret spending years of your life on it?

did you have fun?

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反出生主義キャス

https://twitcasting.tv/hurunoyuuichi/show/

よろしくお願いします

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flash

flash

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キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

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Retro video of anime hobbyists. Can you guess all the anime parodied?

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>inb4 rustle is actually a loli

>inb4 rustle actually uses himself as a reference

>inb4 rustle is literally trapped inside of a loli skinwalker

How do we save rustle, you guys?

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It's my first noodle dish /jp/

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/jp/ is such a beautiful board. what a lovely community of anons. you're all so thoughtful and goodwilled. it almost surpasses /kind/. so i love you, /jp/, and i will stay with you forever in autism.

Praise be to imperial love and peace, blessed land of the Rising Sun, and the autists who dawdle on anime; you are my only friends.

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90s+ - The 2000s

I think, that in all technological aspects, the 200th decade improved greatly (at least aesthetically) upon the last. Essentially, it was to the 90s as Windows XP was to Windows 98. I really like that Japan, being so behind the times, isolated on their little island continues to use many of those technologies. It's like a miniature alternate history world, or divergent technological evolution. I have a vague feeling that my love for very slightly old technology and Japan has been warping my view though, since that naturally means I consume Japanese media from that era, and end up in this echo chamber of things like CLAMP works, Chobits alone going over and beyond satisfying my computer fetish.

Putting that aside, please discuss very "2000"s things here. I'll start with DVD players, and especially the introduction of shitty practices like "Mandated Viewing" previews dedicated to advertisements and "Thank you so much for purchasing this disc!" portions that really make you wish that you stole it instead. As for GOOD things, there's the bonus features and craptastic DVD games that often get thrown in kids' movies. I think something like bonus features still get put in anime BDs, but I'm only a fledgling buyfag, so I can't really tell.

Sorry if this post's kind of incoherent, I actually stopped for a few hours mid writing.

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When will she appear in a game?

My hypothesis is ... never, because she's a good youkai.

Tokiko was the victim. Reimu was the aggressor.

Violence against Tokiko was instigated by bigoted anti-youkai sentiment.

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FLOSSIN

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gikopoi thread

it is gikopoi sunday my dudes, install flash and get on !

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.

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Y mágicamente un post en español aparece.

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Where should we go now that this website is stagnant and dying?

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HAPPY 9/11!!

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HAPPY CIRNO DAY!!!!!!!!!

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ジャンクにしてあげる

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8chan cup 4

Hello /jp/ I'm the guy running the next 8chan cup here, taking over TNA the guy who does 8chanmania

Next January is the next 8chan Cup so I'm making this thread for you guys to get your team together

For you who don't know the 8chan Cup or the Infinity Cup as it's also been known as is a tournament of CPU soccer players playing each other, representing their board for glory above the other ones and such

What I'm going to need is a roster of 20 Players with their Positions, at least 2 of which needing to be Goalkeepers. As well as a roster I'm going to need a Kit design or two decided by you, a team logo, an Anthem and Goalhorns

What would be nice is the kit done in the format for direct import into the game of which I'm Using Pro Evolution Soccer 2017, as well as Medals for players, and skills, as well as any special imports for the players if you're able to muster it

Medals are a system the 8cup uses to make star players, of which regular players are rated 77 all round and GKs are 70

Unlike the last one there will be 3 teirs of Medals, Bronze, Silver and Gold. Bronze is 85 all round, Silver is 92 and Gold is 99, and each team can have 2 of each medaled players (2 bronze players, 2 silver and 2 gold).

Skills are the same as last time and are entirely optional as I can just put them in

WHEN YOU GUYS HAVE DECIDED YOUR TEAM PLEASE MAKE A THREAD TITLED "/jp/ 8cup4 thread" or something similar WITH THOSE STATISTICS ON THE /8cup/ BOARD

THE TEAM IS DUE ON OCTOBER 31st

And with that lets have some fun mates

>>>/8cup/

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YOUR SOUL

IS MINE

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.

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What are Sanae's 10 desires for this summer?

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Kizuna Ai is just a Shill

>current year + 2

>watching Kizuna Ai videos on youtube

>there are people who unironically takes Ai as their waifu

>they subtitle her videos for free

>not realizing that she is a stunt to shill crappy mobile games

>ISHYGDDT

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バッコーイ!

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冥界一硬い盾、ご覧に入れましょう!

*whips out dick*

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Surprise! Why is the board so dead?

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Post ITT everytime you are drinking, are about to drink or were just drinking

乾杯!!

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кита~~~~

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I want to turn into a gigantic metal penis with /jp/..

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What kind of otaku are you?

multiple choices allowed:

https://www.strawpoll.me/16039193

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Who did this?

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日本人はシュレックに思えますか?

毎米国人が大好きです

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Sup /jp/

/b/ and /pol/ have an eye on cuckchan's /qa/ but apparently it's controlled by you /jp/ weeaboo faggots and you're making it hard to take it.

Can we talk business or what?

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Me on the left, /jp/ on the right.

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Who here remembers this gem? I re-installed it pretty recently and gave it my first play through in years!

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Hi /jp/. What are some of your favorite underground Japanese albums?

I like this one a lot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYHgv4jfbw&index=1&list=PL9ZItcJtBVxTYJCsDbZTVreZp7AtbdcMU

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What the fuck happened to 8/jp/!?!?. TENKO FIX THIS SHIITT!!!!!!!!

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Any boards for learning Japanese

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do you care whether you live or die

pic unrelated

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quarterly /jp/ GET defense

aya + bun bun = pure love

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God damn. I always hate it so much when someone tells me to go suck his dick, I feel like a adolescent chad is trying to force himself upon me, legitimately everytime they do it. I can feel the tiny cock going down my throat as they force me to suck on it on the imageboard. I give off a angry reply which sometimes elicits them to tell me to suck their cock again. At least I imagine them as being somewhat pretty because otherwise it would be legitimate hell for fuck sakes who even does this? Telling people to suck your dick is the prime signal for underage bait, prove me fucking wrong. I hate it, every time I feel like I am actually being raped even though I am just reading a post on the fucking internet, being forced to suck off a retarded shitposter because he made one(1) comment is just too much for me. Sometimes I even imagine that maybe a older guy is bored and coming back to imageboards to taunt people so I imagine huge grown up cock going up and down my throat because that's legitimately what would happen if someone bigger than me would manage to do if they wanted to get their cock sucked. Please stop telling me to suck your cock, I don't want to go through this every time I am getting really tired of it too and I am not any more gay ever since this has started happening to me imagining sucking cocks has NOT made me more gay so you can stop with your suck my cock posts it doesn't upset me nor does it confuse my sexuality to imagine cock going down my throat please stop fucking telling people to suck your cock its very unpleasant.

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どこで住んでいますか?

私、ロスですんでいる

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The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside

The Cummed Being Of Pleasure Inside

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A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History

'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.

"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"

The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."

"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.

The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.

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What's this?

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......hi

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24 years old.

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日本語会話スレ再復活

このスレにで日本語が暖かくて話せます。 初心者から母語話者まで大歓迎。

ゆっくりしていてお喋りしましょうね。 前スレより何をしていたんだ、名無しさん?

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helloo im the new janitor here what threads do i delete!

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Waha~

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Flan wants to die.

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This is your fault.

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Blogging NEETs

what happened to the NEET blogging thread

I cleaned my room a week ago and it's still clean, I've got a place to put dirty clothes that isn't the floor and I put a trash can in here so hopefully it'll stay clean, once my motivation level recovers I'll do the rest of my apartment. I'll also start going to work out again once it gets warm, going to the 24 hour gym late at night when no one is there is really comfy.

also, where does /jp/ download western music from, I have plenty of sources for jap shit but I don't want to download from TPB and what.cd died or something I think

>画像をアップロードしてください。

fuck YOU reenable threadposting with out an image you fucking goober retard with butts in your hat

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What the fuck is happening at chiru.no ?!

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Looking for live female idol performances

What are some good live performances I can watch and where could I d/l in hd or good quality?

Doesn't have to be an specific genre but I'd actually prefer if it's something more typical. Anything with live 3D girls in a kawaii style will do I guess or solo performances too.

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Impotant

When I watch hetero sexual hentai but self insert as the girl am I gay?

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Why does this shit exist?

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Figma Thread

Do you like Figmas, /jp/?

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NISSIN BLACK SEAFOOD CUP NOODLE

The innovative noodle

The Japanese is noodles race.If we do not have noodles, we will probably die.However, we are getting tired of eating too much noodles.We are seeking the taste of innovative noodles.Matcha ramen? Sushi ramen? Tempura ramen?

The answer that we derived

The answer we got was to use squid ink.Mediterranean cuisine has spaghetti with squid ink.It is a popular spaghetti in Japan.The Japanese thought that it would use it even in ramen because it was obsessed with its popularity.

NISSIN BLACK SEAFOOD CUP NOODLE

Nissin Foods did it.It is NISSIN BLACK SEAFOOD CUP NOODLE.It looks very bad.However, the taste is exceptionally delicious.It is not “Yammy” but “Delicious”.Even though it is a cup noodle, it tastes premium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHrBN6pnjyc

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sage

sage

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WRESTLEMANIA 34 INVITE

WRESTLEMANIA 34

Live from New Orleans on sunday april 8th, only on the WWE Network or the streams below. Start time of 7 pm EDT 00:00 BONGLAND time, also 4:30 pm EDT for the preshow

This year's card includes:

>JHON CENA VS UNDERTAKER

In what's going to be both men's final match before Cena leaves for Hollywood and 'Taker finally retires

>RONDA ROUSEY & KURT ANGLE VS STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND TRIPLE H

UFC veteran Ronda Rousey makes her in-ring debut after a shit-load of time, teaming up with olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle against Haitch & Steph

>ROMAN REIGNS VS BROCK LESNAR

Vince's boy toy, the [LOUD BOOING] Big Dawg of the yard faces the autistic Ayrian BROCK LESNAR for the Universal Title just before Brock fucks-off back to UFC

>DANIEL BRYAN RETURNS

After being denied of in-ring competition

>AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

In a re-hash from WreslteKingdom 10, "The rockstar" Shinsuke Nakamura claims his spot after winning the Royal Rumble to face the Slayer of Gays AJ Styles for the WWE Championship

>THE MIZ VS SETH ROLLINS VS FINN BALOR

A triple threat for the IC belt so fans can't complain that Rollins, Balor and Miz are being treated like dogshit in favor of Ramen Noddles and Cena

>RUSEV VS RANDY ORTON VS BOBBY ROODE VS JINDER MAHAL

Fatal-4-way for the US Title between poo-in-the-loo supreme Jinder Mahal, the snek Randy Orton, the Ric Flair wannabe Bobby Roode and RUSEV DAY

>CHARLOTTE FLAIR VS ASUKA

"The Empress of tomorrow" Asuka claims her WM spot after winning the Wymen's Royal Rumble and challenges Ric Flair's daughter Charlotte for the Smackdown Women's championship

>AND A SHIT TON OF OTHER MATCHES LIKE 2 BATTLE ROYALE THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT

You can shitpost here or join us on >>>/wooo/ 8chan's premiere wrestling board

Streaming sites:

>http://watchwrestling.nl/

>http://watchwrestling.uno

>http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html

>http://firstrows.biz/boxing

>http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream

>http://www.vipbox.biz

>http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream

The prefered stream of true anikinoisseurs

>http://taima.tv/r/wooo/

>http://taima.tv/r/woooalt/

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I love hime.

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You show eight-year old you the types of videogames you play now. What does he think?

Topic

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No, the other Len, you know, the one who talks?

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tfw dont wanna sleep

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Best place for body pillows?

what's the best place to buy body pillows

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Yes it's another gensokyo thread

Yes I know you've seen this thread a million times. tonight I tried to kill myself. the gun didn't fire, the round got stuck in the chamber somehow. I was grinding my teeth waiting for everything to go dark but after pulling the trigger I was still here. I just had to share this with someone, I have no one else.

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I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

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There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow

Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new meme wil suxin /jp/

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holy shit....

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fuck

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H-hi there!

I'm usually not a /jp/ person but this rpg really tingles my autism.

https://rpg.rem.uz/Maid%20RPG/Maid%20RPG%20-%20Core%20Rulebook.pdf

How does one get people to play this with them?

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RIP ;_;

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50 fuckin times you bitch

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I've just realized I have never seen any unedited gachimuchi and inmu scenes except for the one in locker room. Anybody knows where to find them? Or at least some raw excerpts of the most famous scenes.

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メロリンはここあった

君たちは馬鹿です

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greet the neet!

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a demon girl suddenly appears and puts a curse on you! oh no!

you can only ever use the same 3 tags on any booru or hentai site for the rest of your life. what are they?

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First your mom joke ever

>And when Joram saw Jehu, he said, “Is it peace, Jehu?” He answered, >“What peace can there be, so long as the whorings and the sorceries of your mother Jezebel are so many?”

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キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Good morning, /jp/. Drink a cup of coffee and don't give up! It's Friday!

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Happy Valentine's day, /jp/!

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Do any of you know of a Japanese site/board/channel for video game dev? I've been trying to look it up, but I only find small university circles and such.

Also, can't post on 2ch, of course, because disgusting waito piggu IP.

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STOP BEING NEETS /JP/!

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ハローバディ

あなたが招待している!

お友達とアメリカのスポーツボールを見て、/sp/!!

>いつ。

2月4日 - 全体の日。

>どこ。

https://endchan.xyz/sp

>持っていくもの?

あなた自身の軽食およびアルコールを持って来なさい。上品な風俗嬢が提供されます。

滞在中は、アニメガールフレンドやアジアのラスカルアライグマを同伴できます。

我々はそこに表示されます!

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>/jp/

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Tell me about her desires

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>/jp/

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/jp/ meetup

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4taba is down.

Admin forgot to pay for his domain? Anyway, you can't get there by typing 4taba.net anymore, and there's good chance you can't do it by IP either.

Just in case, does anybody happen to know the IP of that site?

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Those new final bosses for Touhou 15.5 look weird as HELL.

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hail to the king, baby

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*steps on jp*

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You can talk about your worries and what bothers you here, /jp/sie-kun!

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Tell me about your christmas /jp/!

You know how it feels to be bullied by the 2D yet /jp/? Thanks to the anon who wanted me to watch her stuff btw. Thanks for the pain. I'm out.

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What's your top shitpost?

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I wish I had the skill to draw the best anime girls in the world. It feels like all the skills I could get, I've gotten at the early age (up until I was ~16). Nowadays I can't learn anything as well and I feel like I'm constantly behind.

How to fucking hack my way into learning how to draw so that I don't have to spend 20 years on fundamentals?

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Distillation, oni, and loli otaku general

Yo!

I am Suika and with me as always is my trusty sakebug. People always ask me,

>Sooks, can I borrow your sakebug?

While I might be willing to let you borrow him if you could beat me in a fight, that aint gonna happen. Since the natural outcome is obvious and you humans cheat too much I have a much better idea. I am going to give you an exclusive, never before seen, look into how exactly a sakebug turns water into booze. With some patience and care you too can be blackout drunk on a daily basis!

Whether you are a brewing/distillation otaku, onifam, or lolicon come join in and discuss alcohol, oni, and loli. I mean you could even do all three at once and discuss how amazing the boss of the mountain, mooncrushing, peach raping, heavenly timeshare owning, eternally couch surfing, pinnacle of beauty is!

No JEWS, coreans, or vegans allowed

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buyfag

Where can I buy kigurumi masks for preferably less than $700

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Non Japanese music that sounds Japanese

Whoever wrote Caramelldansen is a time traveling gaijin stealing future vocaloid nip beats. Discuss!

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What is this Kantai bootleg and why do I like the music?

https://youtu.be/6dbIBSVZ4T8

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This is something that I just posted on /a/. They told me to repost it here, and I thought it was worth a shot.

I live in Japan, and it fucking sucks. I made a thread about this a lonnnng time ago, but this bears repeating.

1. Anime and manga are more expensive in Japan. The prices are ridiculous, and it's hard for me to justify buying anime even though I feel it's important for fans to make an effort to support the industry.

2. If you are a girl, you will be groped and treated like shit. I have had men grab my ass in public *7* different times in the past year and a half. My Japanese friends say that women should just grit their teeth and bear it, since if you try to do something about it you will be publicly shamed. I also feel dirty and pathetic when these incidents occur.

3. Office culture in Japan is...intense. You are expected to show up at social gatherings even if you do not want to. And at these social gatherings people have the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN. I've had like 50 conversations on the power of beer to refresh you after a day's work. You have to say "good morning" every day in a very specific way, and if you don't then someone will approach you and tell you that's not how things are done at company XYZ.

4. The people treat gaijin like shit. Even the ones who try to be nice come across as condescending and rude by American standards. There are also a large number of Japanese men who think gaijin women are sluts and that they can get you to open your legs at the drop of a hat. Fuckers.

I wish all the Japanohiles could actually visit GLORIOUS NIPPON. They'd change their tune.

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It's time, it's time! A brand new rabbit rabbit thread has come at last!

When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll receive good luck for a month!

With the board back in working order, I remember the first time I made a rabbit rabbit thread, a new BO had just taken over. Next month would've been the two-year anniversary. So close!

Good luck in taking care of /jp/, new Owner-san!!

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What's the end story of ultraman?

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Wowa

This image is just powerful.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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hey

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Need me more KR-related reaction pics. Help an anon out.

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Why are we here?

Just to suffer?

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NepNep

Nepko kawaii desu ne~

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Greetings, fellow /jp/sies. I thus bring forth a hypothetical situation, a question, and a debate.

Let us indeed ignore the outsiders for a moment, and indulge upon the issues that matter.

Suppose there is a Person A and a Person B. Both happen to be otaku who don't know each other, but they have access to VR. In the VR world, Person A's character is a sexy female, and Person B's is a sexy male. One day, A and B meet by happenstance in one those VR lobby rooms. They are attracted to each others virtual characters, and proceed to initiate in VR engaged sexual intercourse. There, that's our situation. Get it? Ok. Let me tell you this just in case you are too slow to notice it: there's a number of existential issues arising from this hypothetical event that the two otaku must now face.

1) if A sucks B's cock, but is a male in real world, does that make him gay, even though sucking B's virtual cock is straight from his character's point of view?

2) if B lets A suck his cock, does that make him gay?

3) if B was also a sexy female, thus making this lesbian sex, would it be gay?

4) would it be gay if either (or both) were futa?

Indeed, I believe I am correct in saying there are plentiful of moral problems that will arise from our adventures in Virtual Reality. And these are the fundamental philosophical questions that must be answered before any further steps can be taken in the direction of the future.

/jp/, don't be shy now. If you were playing with VR and saw the sexiest girl in your life, just begging for some fuck, but you also knew behind that lovely face hides the stereotypical fat neckbeard, would you still do her?

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sigh.....

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I' m sick of not living just to stay alive.

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Food Thread

How do I into chopsticks?

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Hiroyuki lost the case but he did something that made Jim transfer 2ch's domain and company.

What a bunch of shady pieces of shit, capitalism is what kills websites.

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This has to be said. Spread the word.

Honestly, there are some nasty problems looming on the horizon in terms of sustainability for the otaku lifestyle. Even disregarding the immediate problem of nuclear war with North Korea which threatens to nuke the birthplace of the otaku lifestyle and US, Japan is really the only country where we get this degree of high quality doujinshi, manga, anime, light novels, visual novels, and eroge. These are the roots, so to speak, of the otaku lifestyle.

The roots of the otaku lifestyle need to be spread across the globe for a sustainable future. I am personally interested in this occurring because pretty much everything that I care about entertainment-wise has some kind of influence from Japan.

In terms of problems facing such a spread that I know of, there are several.

The first is that the Japanese art quality is considerably higher than the rest of the world's. There needs to be some sort of learning "framework" transplanted from Japan to the rest of the world to bring up the rest of the world's art quality. The world's overall lack of art skill is a significant roadblock that needs to be addressed.

The second is cultural. People need to get over their absurd fear of sexuality, goddammit. 2D hentai never hurt anyone, and censoring it is retarded. Get rid of the Japan censorship law while you're at it, that thing's dumb.

The third is copyright. The current copyright rules in a lot of places is retarded; there needs to be greater protection for fan-created content to provide a monetary incentive for artists and people to get good at art, produce doujinshi, and overall raise the global art quality through the roof. DMCAing fan-content is retarded, improve the copyright laws please.

The fourth is, you guys need to actually spread this shit around the globe. Take this through Twitter, Facebook, whatever you guys are using to communicate in this day and age. TELL EVERYONE. I'm asking you guys for help because I'm a hermit who has basically no contacts and has no idea where to post this. So I decided to post this here. There needs to be a discussion about this.

tl;dr make the world's art quality better by getting a "framework" for improving art quality from Japan, tell the world to get over its stupid fear of sexuality, and improve rights for fan-created content by improving the stupid copyright laws. And TELL EVERYONE about this. Retweet, etc. There needs to be a discussion about this.

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"hey dad do you think we must secure the existence of white people and a future for white children?"

how do you respond?

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saw a really cute girl when i went to the clinic today.... i think she was half native, and she looked 13 or 14 and had a kind of chubby face, but in a cute way, not a fat way... she was pretty skinny too, and she had really black hair and was really pale... i wonder if she's a neet.... sigh.....

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Congrats on your win /jp/. Thanks to you, we won't have a bunch of diaperfags advertising themselves across the entire site.

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Why is she so perfect?

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I wish this board was active.

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JAV thread

I don't want to just the JAV covers edition

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Only real /jp/ niggas will remember this

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Have you played this game?

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JP Novels Thread

I just finished the novel for Welcome to the NHK, and I thought it was very well done. It made me happy and depressed and the topic was very much relatable. While I don't need a novel that deals with exactly the same stuff, I was wondering if you guys knew of any books that include (psychological?) romance, sadness, anxiety, drugs, and general adult themes, while being down to earth. While it would hopefully be translated from nip, it could be western as well. Thanks.

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Nintendo Localizers Now Work With Japanese Devs To Censor Games For Western Culture

Hello, this is an anon from the GG threads. Could you guys see if you can spread this to any Japanese contacts you may have?

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now, i am become lulz. the destroyer of cancer

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When where and How

How did you get into it? What got you into it? What triggered your enlightment? I mean, at what point of your life - at what age and how exactly - did you get into the stuff (anime, manga, visual novels, games, Touhou etc)? How did it happen, how old were you? At what point did you realize that's your lifetime hobby, and how old were you then? I'm very curious, please feel at ease to blog and tell me your story (stories).

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Japanese ASMR thread?

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wish upon a star

today is my birthday. i wish to be back in 2003

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Are you DISABLED???

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chiruno day

キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

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>/jp/

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Is it possible to make friends and a social circle when you're 30?

I feel lonely sometimes and try to join forums and such but everyone is already in a group or clique. And when i meet people in videogames they turn out to be underage

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キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

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Autism in one pic

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C92スレ

what are you excited for this comiket?

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8ch.net/jp/ Imageboard Review

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

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Elona strategy discussion

Just looking for some ideas and tips on the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9XlQrEt2Y

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newhu imminent

http://kourindou.exblog.jp/25971572/

newhu imminent

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That was hot.

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what's in your /jp/ folder?

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How to go on a date with Tenshi

Steps

1. Acquire corndog

2. Drive to Winslow, Arizona

3. ???

4. Take it easy!

Tips

Condiments are optional; however, ketchup and mustard are the latest trend among Route 66 veterans.

Warnings

Mustard is not the same as mustard gas. Please bear this in mind, as attempting to smear mustard gas on your corndog may result in great physical pain, followed shortly by death.

Things you'll need

A corndog

Interstate transport within the United States of America

Condiments (mustard and/or ketchup) (optional)

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What does /jp/ think about this mangosteen loli pokemon?

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just noticed there is a lack of image macros to respond to misuse of the spoiler function with

can you guys please post pictures of anime girls looking surprised/flustered so we can make some

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Niggers tongue my anus

Haha, oh wow

So the new janny while the nigger is away on vacation is Nepfag from /a/ who is banning people here so they will go there. WEW lad, thus shit has gone to your head. It's not bad enough you shit up /a/ for your redditcore userbase, but you also come here to shit it up. Top class janny work, chum.

Or maybe It's to steal more threads from here to substitute for the creative vacuum that is /a/

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I have become Japanese.

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A warning.

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whc fry wud u fuq

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THREAD KUROKO

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lol

man, this board is getting shittier by the day ever since the second admin went away

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whc 2hu dis

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>/jp/

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Girls playing

Post pics related! Prefer, asian girls

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my textboard

I made a textboard in python

http://4x13.net/bbs/

Any suggestions?

Hope you find it cozy guys <3 <3 I'm adding more themes, and I think I should add a Touhou theme and banners.

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If you browse /qa/..

GET OUT

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remove /name field

test

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touhou is a cartoon, the games are freeware spinoffs, and the comic book sucks

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Enough is ENOUGH.

I want every single one of you to stop whining about the janitor get the FUCK in here

https://ota-ch.com/jp

YOU WANT THE GOOD OLD DAYS BACK?

THEN GRAB THOSE FUCKING DAYS BY THE BALLS AND BRING THEM BACK

DO IT YOU MANGY DOGS

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kill me lord

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What did they mean by this?

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やっと見つけた

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anon was here

this is my territory now

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MY MOMS SICK WHAT DO I DO WHAT

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What is Operation Golden Age?

Hello, people of /jp/. I'm the board owner of /x/ and this is a formal invitation to join Operation Golden Age.

The problem

You're probably aware that 8chan's community is small and highly fragmented. This is a terrible combination. Small forums work best when they have a small number of sections. Big sites can afford to have many subforums. While we enjoy the freedom to create and customise our own boards, the current model of infinite boards plus a stagnant community has resulted in a situation where the vast majority of boards are not as active as they could be. This is a pity, because imageboards are a great and versatile medium, and out of all imageboards, 8chan has the most potential.

Unfortunately our growth model so far has relied on various waves of exodus from other communities, mainly from 4chan. By its very nature, this model doesn't guarantee constant growth, and actually makes growth almost undesirable, because when it happens it's so big and sudden that the influx of new users can be difficult to manage. What we want is slow and steady growth.

The solution

We need to start spreading the word about 8chan. The keyword here is "we". The administrators won't do it because they don't make any money from this site, so it's not in their best interest to advertise it. The big boards won't do it either because they already enjoy a good number of PPH (posts per hour) and they're scared that any new visitor might ruin their 'culture'. From their point of view, there's nothing wrong with the current state of things. Most boards on the other hand would greatly benefit from a bigger community, but we have to make it happen. We have to realise that if we don't do something about it, nothing will change.

Now, due to the fact that most small boards represent niche interests, broad advertisements won't be particularly effective. Instead of advertising for 8chan as a site, we want to target people who are already interested in our niche. We can do this for free by mentioning our boards in places where our target audience gather. It can be Youtube videos, forums, blogs, etc. The more exposure, the better. We can create original content that contains a link to our board and share it on as many sites as we want.

Do we really want to recruit from outside of imageboards?

Yes! Remember that we were all newfags at some point. I discovered /v/ and /b/ through a Pokemon forum around 2008. Where did you come from? Everyone has his own story, but the point is that there's no reason to be afraid of newfags. We just need to make sure that they understand how things work around here. I'm currently working on a 8chan guide for newfags. Once it's done, board owners can add it to their boards as a page. I'll post my finished version and you'll be free to modify it however you see fit.

I encourage every small board to participate and contribute to this operation however they can. Cooperation will be key to our success. If you wish to discuss strategy and methods, please it do here >>>/x/28856 so that this information is shared with everyone.

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I've forgotten something once dear to me

wa wa wa wasuremono~

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What's /jp/'s thoughts on Undertale? Sure, it might be fading out of relevance but it's the closest we'll ever get to a western equivalent to Touhou.

Hell, they both even have evil flower characters in them that talk of genocide.

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Why does constipation felt like getting anally abused?

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My dad tried to kill my mom this morning, I was watching memory of phantasm ep 2 and didn't hear the noises

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RIP Anonymous-san aka Modcat

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Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers contine to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.

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>"anon I forgot to flush"

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Am I the only spic in this godforsaken land?

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Years ago /jp/ made me gayer thanks to cocksucking threads. Something(probably my libido) made me break today so I decided to try out some gay stuff. It was horrible.

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ayy top weeaboo question, but is there a ddl/torrent pack of jap gameshow/"prank"/ridiculous shit out there? like the stuff that's so popular on youtube

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Doyora Art Appreciation Thread

I don't actually know who this dude is w.

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안녕 /jp/!

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Let's ace some tests.

America here, I've got this crazy idea that if we work together, we can make a fool proof system for passing the Japanese test for college credit.

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I used to eat sardines for dinner

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7.3 magnitude earthquake and Tsunami in Fukushima prefecture.

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

>A 7.3-magnitude earthquake struck at 05:59 AM local time just off Honshu, in the Fukushima prefecture. The Japan Meteorological Agency issued Tsunami advisories for much of the nation's northern Pacific coast. Waves are expected to hit at least 3 metres high.

I hope there will be less damage - and victims of course - as possible. Japan really can't catch a break recently.

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/jp/ meat up

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*farted*

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the IRC is down lol..

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キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

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we should give the new BO a proper welcome and nickname for restoring glory to /jp/. my suggestion is B2O.

also text is too small now

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Satori Challenge

Watch this full screen at night with the lights off and volume cranked up. Hard mode: while high on shrooms

https://my.mixtape.moe/btuwsm.webm

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oh god wat is happen

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Oh young folk —

if you fear death,

die now!

Having died once

you won't die again

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don't bully clowns!!

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PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT

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Who's your favorite Jew and why do you hate the Touhous?

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Black otakus

Why are black otakus so chill?

Do you have a black otaku friend or are you one?

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When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, shitting on the floor, etc.

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>The founder of Comiket got arrested when he was young for participating in leftist movements and throwing molotov cocktails in riots.

Fucking commie!

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A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History

'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.

"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"

The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."

"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.

The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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where did all the posts go

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東方LIVEBOX NEXT 4th & 5th stages stream

Yes, apparently it's not over yet.

There is still one stage left from this concert, the 5th (the other 3 are lost apparently). The 4th one has been already transmitted, and it's on youtube. Since also the live of the last one will be streamed on YT, I thought of watching it at the tearoom. I will also restream the 4th stage, since I want to watch it with you guys.

The dates are as follows:

- Restream of the 4th Stage live: 24th of may, from 19:00 UTC/15:00 EST to around 22:00 UTC/18:00 EST nope, Melonbooks decided to make it private.

- Livestream of the 5th Stage live: 26th of may, from 09:30 UTC/05:30 EST to around 13:00 UTC/09:00 EST. Link to download the live - >>32937

From the tags on Nicolive, DiGiTAL WiNG and EastNewSound will be involved in these two lives, among others.

Finally, before you ask - no, the main lives are not available on YT. Sadly.

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please post your'e favorite japanese 2d artists, their art and what you like about them

nsfw very welcome

here is a nice iori from the author of takagi-san

pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=61937

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Mamizou won, Kosuzu is fucking dead, the Human Village is finished

holy SH*T my dudes

http://hungry0bookworm.tumblr.com/post/163412574451/this-months-forbidden-scrollery-is-the-last#_=_

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CM wants to know what board-tan you guys want to represent /jp/so that an artist can put them in a mural. I don't use /jp/ myself, I just wanted to let you guys know this was happening so ye wouldn't be left out. If it's Yuuka then say so so that I can tell /2hu/.

When ye decide go to >>>/sudo/42783 and tell them.

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how come there isnt a website where lonely neets can find cougars to adopt them

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That's a small knife.

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Self-Improvement

Any self-improvement otaku here?

After a dream I had in which I saw a goddess from a time long gone fade away, I decided to stop being such a wimp and strive to become a "true man". Since then I've been trying my best to become as skillful, educated, athletic and righteous as I possibly can, all while still being the same nerdy person I've always been. My most notable achievements until now are: learning how to cook, being able to do pull-ups and trying my best to fight off my masturbation habits.

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worst touhou to date

prove me wrong

protip: you can't

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NEET/Hikikomori Thread

eat, sleep, post

>Which 2hu would you fug

Definitely pic related, I want to explode inside her

How does one fund themselves as a NEET?

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Which cliches in weeb media /jp/ finds to be annoying, overused etc.?

Pic unrelated.

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It begins.

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キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

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Somebody just mentioned an interest of theirs and this was your reaction, what was it?

>taking excessively long showers with comfy music playing

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Do girls feel as uncomfortable about females in male-oriented eroge as as I feel about guys in otome? There's something scary about the faces on pic related.

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東方LIVEBOX NEXT 6th stage livestream

It's time for it again.

The live of the 4th stage concert is coming this friday - the 23rd. I will put the stream at the tearoom at this time:

From 09:30 UTC/05:30 EST to around 13:00 UTC/09:00 EST.

Notice: the proper live starts 30 - 45 minutes after said starting hour. They put on some music while waiting though, so it's still nice.

DiGiTAL WiNG, EastNewSound and A-One will be involved, along with others.

Feel free to join and listen to some nice music together.

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from 1 to 10 how much of a good girl is she

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how do i get the motivation to read things in japanese?

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今日はあつ暑いですね。

Feels like melting inside in the afternoon. Why summer is so shit.

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2am /jp/ GET defense

*st best 2hu coming through

GET THE H*CK OUT SPEE

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Have you ever wondered about cat purring? When we try to mimic it, we usually use trills, however this would not be be accurate since cat purring seems to have a source in the larynx. In such case wouldn't a proper human equivalent of a purr be a glottal sound like hhh? It might be voiced for a better effect,

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How do you deal with the crushing loneliness?

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https://warosu.org/jp/?&ghost

it back

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Help me misunderstood genuises! Recently I've been thinking over the 0.999..= 1 argument, as we know

a = 0.(9)

10a = 9.(9)

10a - a = 9.(9) - 0.(9)

9a = 9

a = 1 = 0.(9)

But we can do some fucked up things basing on the simiilar premise:

b = (9)

10b = (9)0

10b - b = (9)0 - (9)

9b = - 9

b = -1 = (9)

c = (9).(9)

10c = (9).(9)

10c - c = (9).(9) - (9).(9)

9c = 0

c = 0 = (9).(9)

a + b = c

0.(9) + (9) = (9).(9)

1 + (-1) = 0

Have I made a mistake somewhere?

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What ever happened to the daily weekly monthly quarterly /jp/ rating?

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Patchi turned into the France election vote map! Please say something nice to her~

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w

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Japanese Economy & Living Cost Q&A Thread

Hey.

Some anons on other boards were curious about Japan's cost of living.

This thread is to help explain the truth- rather than pretending it's perfect or painting it as a disaster.

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What were some awesome media that you discovered from your time on /jp/?

For me, it's Soreyuke Burunyanman. The better danmaku game.

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I just noticed that Yuuka is now in the background. I just wanted to point out that Yuuka is cute as heck.

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who tetsuota here

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Local Tengu Reporter loses last ounce of credibility nobody even knew she still had

https://gl.sh-yu.me/owncloud/s/ylHXksH2XoVCtdy

In other news, Hekatia is apparently looking for a fight. The only way she could escalate any further now is by straight-up punching Yukari in the gut while calling her out on her bullshit.

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What are her ten desires?

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So what's /jp/ using ever since nyaa.se died?

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JAPAN

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博麗神社例大祭14

http://reitaisai.com/rts14/

No rest for the wicked, /jp/. Reitaisai 14 starts on the 7th of May this year. You can find XFDs in the tea room.

Aside from the demo, anybody looking forward to something specific?

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are you hardcore enough

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Cancerware

Konichiwa nigger-senpais

I hate to resort to this, but I don't know who to ask. I need a source on this shirt, preferably one where a purchase can be made. I can't read moonbop so I'm dead in the water but if you look closely at the back of the shirt there's a tag with information, I just can't read it.

I need to buy this shirt to wear it in public. Since I'm taking up a thread slot for this; general nippongo cancerware.

Also spoiler because it's really gay.

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TRENS

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Time to upgrade

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Ten years today!

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Drugs thread. Post your drug stuff.

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Exists there a circle that is more dank than Rolling Contact?

I'm concerned about yamane, somebody needs to stop that person.

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Where did eveybody go once /prog/rider died? I've missed the memo.

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I want to give ZUN money. Give me directions.

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知り合いと話し合えた時に僕だけは「ペニス検査日」を覚えていること気づいた。 小学校の頃に、体育先生が残りの子たちが遊び続くながら一人ずつトイレに連れて行って、ちゃんと成長してて清潔にしているを確かめる為にチンコの皮を剥いて、検査してくれた。 やはり僕だけにあった事じゃないかな。 君らの学校にも「ペニス検査日」がありましたのでしょうか。

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IMPORTANT

Hey 8JP! I can't ffind the answer to this question and you need to help me!

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this is cold board

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キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

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youmu is CUTE, skynet confirms

https://everypixel.com/aesthetics

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Me on the right.

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WE'RE BACK

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Magiongo

I'm making a variant of riichi mahjong to play with friends and that doesn't involve remembering all the yakus, their names and the fus.

i'm afraid it could come out broken so i'm gonna explain the changes from the classic game.

The only yaku is made from 4 triads and a pair.

a trip of dragons/your wind/dominant wind is worth a point

Dora(briscola) is worth a point

There is always an ura-dora when someone wins (briscola nera)

there is a bonus dora(briscola disposto) when someone goes riichi(disposto)

Kan(quadris)is the same

The game ends in a draw if the east wind discards the 18th tile in his discard pile(not counting chis and pons)

If someone makes 0 points with an hand he puts one point on the table for the next winner(they don't count as the value of the hand so if someone makes another 0 points he put another 1 on the table)

everything is round up so if someone make a tsumo for 1 point everyone pays 1 except the dealer that pays 2.

I'm testing it and i plan to make a screenplay which would be a shameless rip-off from Fukumoto's work but i'm kind of proud of it. i think it got somehow different

i might've forgot something as seen that i haven't yet made a full written ruleset.

Also i probably should've posted this on /jp

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It's his birthday.

Please celebrate accordingly.

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♂あなたにファック♂

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http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/

This program lets you draw things and tries to generate a coherent photo out of your scribbles, usually with pretty funny results. Try it /jp/!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キターー(゜∀゜)ーー!!

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I said it's called a lake, ya idjit

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Useless things

Bento watch.

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Is Nasu and the rest of type/shit lazy or evil? There isn't much of work to do with the remake aside from adding one route and yet those shits still haven't done anything.

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Together or not together, truly these are the last of those dreamlike days.

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Apparently /jp/verse is 9 years old now.

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I have a practical tip for you /jp/! If you have a problem with shitting, you should try squatting, which in case of a normal toilet can be achieved either through through putting your legs either on a small chair(assuming you have one) or on the toilet desk. This makes pooping easier as humans were evolved to defecate like that: this position straightens your rectum and relaxes your muscles, letting the poop get out easier. Also pooping in such position is more healthy than in case of 90 degree shitting, as you are less likely to develop colon cancer!

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What does /jp/ think about the concept of 10 dimensions? It's pretty neat, even though I think it's a bit hard to get it.

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/jp/sie or /jp/sy? Maybe both?

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have you folks payed a visit to the new /jp/sie colony that was carved out of this hidden corner of the fatherland

http://boards.4chan.org/qa/

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[Important] The biggest decision humanity has ever faced.

I have come to present you with some shocking information I learned over my entire career, /jp/. Please do not take lightly, I burned a lot of time and resources to come up with this.

The elite are all about transcendence, living forever and the secrets of the universe. They want you to know that some are good, some are bad, and some are a mix. But the good ones never want to organize, and the bad ones didn't want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don't want dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don't intend to get together until things are really late in the game. Then they come together and evil is always defeated because good is so much stronger. So we're on this planet and Einstein's physics showed it, Max Planck's physics showed it all that there's at least 12 dimensions. Now there's all the top scientists and billionaires coming on and saying "It's a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity's bleeding in to this universe." That's what they call dark matter. So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp on some computer program, some god's mind whatever. They're proving it all, and it's all coming out. Now, there's also this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension. That's just turned over to the most horrible things that it resonates to. It's trying to get up into the 3rd dimension that's just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. While our species is already up in the 5th or 6th dimension, our consciously best people. But there's this big war trying to basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will. And there's a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evil's allowed to come in and contend not just good. While the elite's themselves believe they're racing using human technology to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization where they're going to merge with machines to transcend and breakaway from the failed species that is man. Which is like a false transmission because they're thinking that what they are is ugly and bad projecting them onto themselves instead of believing it's a human test about building us up. And so, Google was set up 19 years ago because, - I knew this before it was declassified I'm just saying this because I have good sources- they wanted to build a giant artificial system. Google believes that the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hivemind of humanity, with billions of people wired into the internet of things. All of our thoughts go into it, and we're actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that's also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures. So that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a Truther's cabal. But the big secret is: Once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that CONTROL the future. It's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know it. A true 2.0 in a very bad way, hivemind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some PKD waterhead system where we plug in give up on consciousness not because of limited pleasure but because we're already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate, control into a larger system. There's now a human counter-strike taking place to shut this off before it gets fully into place. To block these systems, and to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are in control of this AI system, before humanity is destroyed. That's the big decision that humanity has now got before us.

>How'd the pedophiles get control of AI?

The pedophiles in a whatever level- They rule. The devil whatever you want to call this interdimensional thing that gives them advanced off-world technology. The fallen one that's not of this world, Is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that were being used before on other populations.

>What are you talking about?

That's Satan.

>Explain.

Well it's Satan because you know that stupid preacher tells you who's totally controlled or something you read about in the news, or TV. But this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we're given to build something much better that empowers them, the species. So the species is now making a decision about it's entire future.

>Where are you getting this?

I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, and watching the enemy.

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GU

I want to marry Sagugu!!!

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キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

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Are you ever getting tired of lusting over 2D girls?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia_%28continent%29

Important: this is officially a continent.

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What are /jp/'s predictions regarding the development of Otaku Coolture's™?

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post bellies

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How shit is Prisma Illya, /jp/?

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I really like Banki's cape.

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I'm interested in the concept of befriending a NEET with high self-consciousness and self-esteem so low he hates himself and thinks he does not deserve to live, yet alone having my companionship and support. Is there any eroge or something similar that lets me experience that?

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the animated background makes the catalog completely unbrowsable, fix it faggot

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[art][religion]ITT we post kakure kirishitan art

I need more chinky Mary.

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Did 8/jp/ try out Book of Star Mythology? It's a pretty cute toehoe fangame.

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So, Comiket 91 starts on the 29th. Touhou-related booths will open shop during the first day.

Anybody planning on picking something up, or maybe even attending the event?

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I have a problem /jp/! When there is come embarrassing scene in eroge, anime or whatever, I usually have to stop watching or reading for a while until my second-hand embarrassment passes. Moreover, if such scene is really long, I have to stop more than once.

How do I overcome it?

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I don't want to work! How do you cook your dinner, /jp/?

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Who's tulpa otaku here?

My tulpa is cute and she encourages me to do my best.

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Is it easy to move to Japan permanently providing you have passive income?

Am sick of western society, everyone's too aggressive ;-;

t. ausfag

Easiest route(s) I have found would be language school leading into uni or starting LLC via proxy and hiring myself, is there anything easier?

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So, does Hong門門 still post here?

In any case, please post some time capsules. I'm feeling a bit nostalgic.

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whats some good 2d that features NON-SEXUALIZED daughterly loli characters

e.g. yotsubato, barakamon

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Will /jp/ teach me 日本語?

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This touhou poll has been the shitty as fuck

I won't even post it, bye

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Has cancer gone too far?

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how to beat depression?

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Is this bird Japanese?

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ha-ha- fackka yuu jeipii

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Marisa is my favourite. I usually try the new entries as well but I quickly revert to Marisa because she's fast and fires big lasers.

Use this thread to talk about Marisa but talking about your favourite girl is also okay.

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I got instant mug cake mix. I made this mix. It was quite emetic.

This cake mix has anti-cake ingredient!

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http://www10.plala.or.jp/koin/koinhentaigana.html

Why did it take them so long to get rid of that? There are like 500-600 of them.

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/fumo/

It's been a while, let's talk about fumos.

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Are anonymous boards dead?

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【Collaboration】International Wrestling Festival 2016

I'm surprised there was no Touhou this year.

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/kr/

何で/kr/はださい? アイドルだけ積もられるそう!

[Why does /kr suck? It's all idol shit.]

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Happy new year, /jp/.

http://insel.cafe:8000/video.ogg

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for my new years resolution, i think ill play more eroge

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Merry Christmas.

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>Wow anon, I'm a fish! Glub glub glub, thanks for the grub~!

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The /a/ Onahole thread is gay and /a/ is gay. I don't see one on /jp/ right now. I just wanna talk about holes.

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You cannot say the Cirno are baka

If Cirno most baka, she is bakest, but cannot, because Cirno is ice, not baked.

Eye'm genius!

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Touhou 15.5 announced

Can't wait for yet another HM remaster!

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キュアちゃんがだいすきです!