The year draws to a close as a new one dawns; it's time for a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first thing say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll get good luck for the month!
Let's kick off the new year with a brand new thread!
No need to be rude dude.
another year, same cute tewi
Some things never change, and that's a good thing.
Your avatarfagging is cancer on every board you visit
Another rabbit thread,what could possibly go wrong!
The New Year is almost here!
My new years resolution?
Live long enough to see the rabbitposter die
I rememberer to say it, I should have good luck for the whole year now.
I used to try to remember to say it, but since this avatarfag has started abusing it I've stopped
Remembered to say "ribbit ribbit" for once and it was pouring outside, just when I thought I'd leave the house outside for once.
Smiles and happiness, usa!
Not exactly what you're meant to say, but I hope you have a good month.
Started this year off with a bang by cursing myself yet again. Will this be the year it finally takes my life?
The only luck I could have in my life is tewi accepting my proposal.
Every month the first thing I do upon waking is pray for rabbit poster to experience pain, I hope it's working
You poor morons. If only you'd listen to me more often, you wouldn't be in so much shit.
Are you insane? Are you simply completely retarded? What mental disorder got you to think you'd be welcome here once again, in any capacity? What part of 'everyone hates your avatarfagging' didn't you understand?
Your crimes are going to catch up with you. Get the fuck off the face of the internet unless you want that to happen.
You'll taste pain, you sick spirit.
Please be nice to her. It would be cool if she'd become my gf and you scare her away
I don't think it's a girl...
Tewi's bf is also in /jp/ now holy shit
I wish the tewi was here
Let's all pray for harm to come to the avatarfag! We can make it happen!
He came from here.
DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEIDIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI DIE TEWI DIE TEWI DIE TWEI DIE TWEI
DIE THE DEATH!
SENTENCE TO DEATH!
GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!
I request for the good of all people that the murder rabbit stops pestering innocent anons
I had a lot of tooth pain from dental work, so I suppose wish granted?
No bully please.
I'd hope there are no murderers around.
>I'd hope there are no murderers around.
You won't keep getting away with it. Eventually your luck will run out!
I won't let you kill me. No matter how hard you try I'll always hold on to hope.
I hope everyone will live a long and happy life.
I want the two of us to live a long and happy life together
Being able to be friends for life would be nice. My heart's not ready to receive love from someone else though. Too much personal baggage.
Oh honey I will always be there for you to tend your needs. We can fix you together. There's no way I could pass by a broken damsel in distress such as yourself.
pls dont defile my futue wife thanks
She's a killer dude
T-thanks, but I'm a dude, you know?
Please do not spread lies.
She'll fix you alright
>but I'm a dude
We talked about this. I will accept that right now you think you self identify as a dude. Once we better know each other and talked about biology this problem will soon vanish. I will admit that I cant wait to put you into cute victorian dresses and call you princess.
I hope so.
You misunderstand. I firmly believe faggots should be stoned to death and I am pretty sure so does my darling (although she is too soft to admit it of course)
The best way to thank me is being nice to me and talking to me as often as possible ( ＾∇＾)
don't hug me or my wife's bun ever again
That sucks. There's always next time, so don't worry about it.
Look what you fucking did. You ruined the bun like you ruin everything.
But hugs make everything better.
Butt hugs make everything better
Probably the closest I can get.
Wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker
Oh hey bun hon happy easter! The choco egg tewi you posted in the other thread is super cute and I also like your cheerful Meiling profile picture! I really do hope you can spend some nice days and relax a bit. I’ll have to say that I really enjoy interacting with you and that it’s always the best time of the day for me when you respond. Things didn’t look so bright in the past but I am just happy that you are part of my life now. I am not sure if that means anything to you or brightens your day.
Anyway please take care of yourself so that my bun bun princess stays healthy and joyful for a long long time :3 LOVE
I love chocolate, but that one looks like the cheap low quality stuff that's no good.
Thanks dude. Hope you have a great Easter!
Dude, are you kidding me?
Lindt chocolatebunnies are one of the priciest chocolatebunnys you can buy in regular stores, and they are acclaimed for being one of the biggest chocolate producers in switzerland.Basicly I had to buy 3 of these tiny bunnys for 3€ each, just because I wanted get a "free" plush bunny. Luckily they gave me 2 plush bunnys since they ran out of some other goody they were supposed to give me too (which I didn't care about in the first place)
Your cluelessness really goes to show how much of a demonic little piece of shit you are.
I'm sure they're fine. It's just the large unwrapped one has this appearance/shininess to it that I've come to associate with the low quality chocolates I've seen in american supermarkets. I have to visit a very particular local sweets shop to get the really good stuff.
AHHHHHHHHH!!! I forgot again....
There's always next month. Hope you have a nice April in the mean time.
I started my day by saying "I will become strong" three times. It's my way of telling you that even though I could've done what you asked, I will follow my own path instead. Curse me all you want, but just remember that I never lose hope.
As long as you're happy and doing well, I'm fine with that.
Performing the rabbit ritual today could be a lethal mistake.
First of all it's eastern, anything rabbit related should get empowered today.
But it's also first of april, since Tewi is a known trickster and liar she will experience a huge powerspike today.
Be very careful today
i forgot to say it this month again brehs
YOUR LOVE IS FAAAADDIIIIIIING
If you are referring to my eternal love for bunny dearest you couldn't be wronger because my love to bunny dearest is eternal!
Now's you're chance to say it again!
Your waifu loves you very much!
Don't forget to say Reisen three times.
>Your waifu loves you very much!
Wow. Thanks bunny dearest, I love you too! You are always so cold and irresponsive, I sometimes forget what a sweet princess you actually are. You make me so happy, I think I'm blushing.
Take your faggot act back to /2hu/ where it belongs.
Tonight is walpurgisnacht.
The perfect chance to drive out evil demon rabbits!
The bun is not for bully.
Tewi was caught red handed selling her own kind to humans to have them act as youkai spies.
Truly a demonic character...
What did they mean by this?
When I woke up I said "strong strong strong". Shortly after that I made myself a healthy breakfast, meditated, did some exercise and then wrote down my thoughts on the subject of boundaries on a piece of paper so that they won't disturb my sleep anymore. Your curses have no effect on me, monster.
Good for you, though there's no curse to worry about.
the art in ibarakasen is so good, I really like tei's hair there it's cute as heck
I keep opening that image and rereading the page just to look at tewi's hair, it's seriously cute. Short messy hair is cute.
pls no ignore >>39030
I am techinically not crossboarding since I am receiving global reports while only posting on the Jay, but evidentally our friend the rabbitposter here is crossboarding harder than ever and involved in some incredibly gay e-drama on /cow/. Something about gay methheaded indians, gay spic drama queens, and autistic french child rapists. Not content with that and it's monthly curse threads the rabbit poster is also shilling it's discord on /tv/ and /v/.
Also stop using the global report button for shit like this. Unless it is illegal content in the US just use the local report button please.
My bunny would never do that. She's a good girl. Stop being mean to her. If you can get along with her we can be friends.
When did you join the roller boys?
Backdoor deal with the KC Cartel. Speaking of which the international board is a /jp/ colony now.
[18:55] <ZeroSugar> So which one of you is Suika?
Looks like the gommies want to shut you down friend.
They will never crush my /jp/ shitposting damashii
>involved in some incredibly gay e-drama on /cow/. Something about gay methheaded indians,
>gay spic drama queens, and autistic french child rapists. Not content with that and it's monthly curse threads the rabbit poster is also shilling it's discord on /tv/ and /v/.
I've got nothing to do with any of this bullshit.
I knew it. I've always believed in you bunny. I will always be on your side bunny, you should know that. Can you say 'rabbit rabbit rabbit' for me? Love you
Oh you're gonna burn alright.
actually, bad times are here.
Sorry that you feel that way.
I said "strong" three times again.
I almost can't believe that I've done this for the third time.
Has it been going well for you?
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Only Tewi managed to kill ZUN
Congratulations to BeatMario and Amane on their marriage. When will they proCOOL&proCREATE?
I'm going on a camping trip, if I don't come back in a few days the rabbit has finally claimed my life.
Stay safe, and have fun!
The trip was cancelled. Today I was reminded of how worthless of a person I am. I couldn't handle it.
That sucks dude. Any chance to reschedule?
I will always remember you bun bun
And I hope you die.
Rude but my true feelings.
Somebody on a messageboard anonymously tells somebody to kill himself, he actually does it, and now everybody's up in arms? I might be missing a bit from the story, and I know it's just a big meme, but it still seems like a bit of an over-reaction on my part.
The jay is very protective of it's dwindling population and heavily mourns the loss of it's dead.
You're right. I'm beginning to feel myself get the urge to save /jp/ with my hero dick.
Nobody suicides because some /jp/ anon told him to. It's for other reasons too. But being bullied by a friend can be very traumatizing. Bump.
Being bullied by a friend? Okay, I'm clearly VERY behind, so give me the down-low.
It's because /jp/ is a nice place where every one is a friend!
Anyone who thinks this probably deserves to get bullied and traumatized. Maybe not to the point of suicide, but at least to the point of revelation.
Don't talk shit about my best friends man!!
Anyone who thinks this deserves to get bullied and traumatized to the point of suicide. BTW how do i sage??
This, but unironically and with way more feeling. Way more feeling. Say it like you mean it!
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SOFTIES IS GETTING BULLIED INTO SUBMISSION! ALL NORMALFAGS MUST DIE!
Oh you want feeling? Here's some feeling.
Bully pride worldwide! Nerds better stay inside!
Is that good enough? No. I'll continue.
I was homeschooled and still managed to be bullied by my sister. Manipulative and abusive bipolar bitch drove me and my little brother mad then perpetually cried about it.
And I still believe this to be true.
Being bullied is the best way to be taught "damned if you do, damned if you don't". Fighting back directly, or in any way they notice it even, will make things worse. The only way out is to psychopathically manipulate the aggression out of them with external factors and instill nihilism into them the fuckin' hard way.
I personally opted to ruin her relationships with all the neighbor kids and never respond to her in any way if ever possible. Nothing she did for years ever gave any positive result, many things I made sure gave no result. She deserved it just as much as I deserved it.
Fucking HELL. Fuck you. Fuck me. Damn it all.
I know how you feel. When I was a kid, my sister said I had to be Player 2 except for when Player 2 was the cooler looking one. IT'S SO MESSED UP!
Mine trashed my room countless times (Ripping and cutting up my sheets, graffiti on the walls, etc), locked me in my closet for hours, stole almost every one of my games, broke half of them (Literally snapping discs apart and crushing cartridges), ripped up my schoolwork, physically abused me beyond simple bruising (Wasn't allowed to defend or hit back, you know, because she's a girl), manipulated the few 'friends' I had with endless lies and rumors, and cried to my parents whenever I wouldn't 'play' with her.
She was a very aggressive drunken teen bitch. But oh no! She was just 'sensitive'! I apparently just needed to stop being such a little bitch, even though fighting back in any form would get me punished endlessly by my parents, and just taking it was physically and mentally exhausting.
Im 15 and thats hot
As a fantasy, sure, I could understand that. I am a masochist to some degree after all.
But eventually it gets to be too much. And when it's someone you hate doing it to you, that eventually comes pretty damn quick. Then once it's out of your control, and undesired, it's just torture.
I still stand by that bullying is a positive thing for teaching.
Particularly that >>40077 not everyone can be friends. Systems of law exist just because of this. Conflict is always abundant.
I was pretty sad just now. Then I remembered that you love me bunny dearest and now I'm happy again <3
I was feeling kind of bad for making fun of you just earlier, and as much as I agree that social rejection is necessary for a person to develop, but I can't really let that last comment stand. Everyone COULD be friends if they just stopped being massive cunts, but I guess that in itself is an impossibility, so it's a bit of a meaningless distinction. In any case, we're all anonymous here, so there shouldn't be much, if any bad blood. Not as long as people don't go out of their way to feel insulted, anyway.
a anti-heroic loner is always the coolest
These days, I still can't choose between Pokemon Red/Blue, Sun/Moon etc. Seeing somebody commit so confidently in the lesser-trod, laughed-at chuuni path inspires me.
Ditto. I'd rather have an antagonistic acquaintance I can tolerate to spar with than someone to call a friend. Maintaining fair play for sparring is much easier and far more pleasant than maintaining friendship.
Blue > Red
Moon > Sun
Generally you're supposed to choose whichever your friend/s don't so that you can collect all available mons from both sides.
For solo play, if not using a collect em all hack to make everything available, pick whichever has mons you prefer most.
Otherwise it doesn't really matter.
But the titles are clearly meant to appeal to two very different demographics. You have the Archetypal Hero branch (primary schoolers, redeemed chuunis), and the Subversive Mage branch (middle schoolers, redeemed redeemed chuunis). About the jargon there, I think it best exemplifies the kind of thing I'm talking about. You're sitting there with your game, and you arbitrarily decide that Blue is the more "intelligent" colour, and want to differ yourself from "the crowd" right? At this point in time, you also choose mage classes instead of warriors, max int, prefer evil/neutral characters, all that shit. Then you switch around, half because you want to try something new, half because you see how immature you once were. Then you switch AGAIN half for nostalgia, and half because you realise how immature it is to worry about maturity. This zig-zagging motion is how they leach money off of their main demographic, men approaching their thirties. It's also stayed somewhat universal throughout time, all generations. It's a winning strategy alright.
i haven't touched a pokemon game since black LMAO
I haven't touched bunny yet.
Huh. I've dealt with countless, probably hundreds of Pokemon fanatics, and played quite a bit myself, but never ran into this whatsoever.
Usually they just treat the plot and setting as nothing but a vehicle for progression and characters. Choosing a different route than friends did for completion's sake always took vastly more importance.
I'm sure you're probably right. But it's never came out that way to me, or anyone I've talked to. Interesting perspective.
Considering how the games are sold on a global scale I don't think you can apply this kind of logic to it. Different regions will associate different things with different colours/symbols. It all just boils down to personal preference, and I've nerver heard anyone making any assumptions about someone based on the pokemon game they picked
I think the symbology is pretty universal. The looks of the poster pokemon for each generation match the themes, as well. Even the letters "X, Y, and Z" give off their own vibes which people generally recognise.
Red is an agressive colour, and blue is generally a smarter one. The original editions were red and green, so this was probably coincidental. The theme definitely continues though. Gold is a proud metal, and silver a more subtle, similarly "intelligent" one. This might be harder to agree with, but I think that this is what people generally think. Same goes for Ruby and Sapphire and Diamond and Pearl. Black and White is a flat-out reverse, but you get the white pokemon with black and the black pokemon with white. This is generally the only series to go against the principle, I think. Then there's "X" and "Y", and while X normally represents mystery and Y pretty much nothing in particular, the pokemon that represent them fit into the whole proud or edgy thing. I think "Sun" and "Moon" are pretty much indisputable though, moon worship has always been seen as strange and nonsensical.
I find it very interesting about what you said about BW being reversed from the others, since I always played the second version, but chose Black over White.
Still madly in love with bunny btw
Bunny if you are reading this you are super kawaii
TEWI'S INFLUENCE IS NO MATCH FOR MY SORCERY!
Now if only I could save others as well...
I make a point of never reciting the curse on the 1st of the month, but every now and then it's like there's a bug in my brain and for a couple days Tei is all I can fap to. The trickery of the rabbit is endless, but she nails both my lolicon and my bunnygirl fetish. So my question is, on those days, am I being deceived somehow by the rabbit into feeding her my life energy, even though I haven't recited the curse? Should I just refrain from fapping on those days instead?
In a way masturbating to pictures of her means that you dominate and humilate her, kind of as a revenge for all the curses
That's what the rabbit wants you to think
Remember it will be the first soon! Time to practice your rabbit rabbit rabbits!
Also remember that once bunny and I are together she will never have to take a shower again. Because I will lick her clean every day. Each and every inch and spot of her magnificient body.
Tenko please autosage this thread already.
tengo don't listen to this guy
Please remove the rabbit, Mango.
Tang tang tang
Pull my rabbit trigger
Never reply to my posts again.
I make no promises.
Oh hi bunny! It is so great to read from you again. How are you? Are you taking good care of yourself my love? I was so worried about you.
It's pretty hot outside. But I still feel the most hot when talking to you bunbun
hahaha that's so cute and funny bunny just like you
I said strong three times when I woke up. I won't fall for your tricks, rabbit. The only person you can trust is yourself.
I really wonder if other boards have woken up to the evil schemes yet.Maybe I'll check later
Have you been getting stronger physically, mentally or spiritually since you start doing that?
In every way, but I will not elaborate because you are a monster. Just know that you cannot defeat me.
Hope the month has been treating you well!
rabbits technically already do
I want to cum inside Tewi
The rabbit lied, people died.
Fuck buns to make more buns.
They are only dead inside.
Who's the true jew? Tewi or Raymoo
The rabbit murders the /jp/sie with uttmost precision
More like the buttmost incision.
Reimu is a Republican, Tewi is a Democrat, but Yukari is Israel.
Terry A Davis is kill
THE RABBIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN
Amateur psyop. Terry just happened to be in the perfect position to spread a good hoax.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind monthly occult chanting. IF you had some explanation for it, some history, reasoning, etymology.
There is nothing worse than magic you can't understand or reason with to any degree. Fuck that. Seriously fuck that.
It's a curse of a demon trying to feed on your desperate hopes and dreams, theres nothing else to say
Even that would be better, if it was clearly defined with a history.
Just vague rituals, without actually KNOWING the purpose and function of them, are terrible.
Yeah, exactly. The superstition's origins are entirely unknown, the expected outcome is vague and different between explanations, and the overall tone of "I thought everybody knew" is incredibly unsettling.
The very idea of this feels wrong. So very very wrong.
Especially considering it probably originates from the tradition of rabbits' feet, and children are advised to call it even before their morning prayers (well, not that morning prayers are really a thing anymore)
Hope you remembered!
Sylvie a cute.
I said "strong strong strong" once more. Your curses do not affect me.
You are participating in a ritual activity because of the existence of these curses. To say they don't affect you is an outright lie, demonstrably so.
If you read between the lines it says "Die faster!"
you die in his stead maybe??
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for you.
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no, it tolls for Lum and her husband
Hope you have a great month!
You too, nice anon.
Hope you're keeping warm!
Hope you fucking die
Hope you remembered!
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
purge the blacked hare from the planet
An admirable desire.
shine shine shine kudasai
Another month is just ahead!
A new month's rolling in again!
Hope you were successful!
I said I'm a girl 3 times
< Anonymous> I'm girl I'm girl I'm flipping girl
< tewi> baste
Spring is the ideal time to be a girl.
Isn't that when they have to start making babies?
The most fertile season for many animals. Not rabbits though; they mate year-round.
Don't forget your rabbits tomorrow!
1st of april is the holiday of the evil curse rabbit. DONT DO IT!
The curse will probably be amplified.
The two of us could mate year-round as well
Hope you said them!
I said it!
No just kidding fuck you lol
That was literal. I want to fuck your pussy.
Not me, die worshipper.