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 No.30042[レス]

RIP Anonymous-san aka Modcat

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 No.30058

>>30055

I wonder how many of the faggots replying to the epic ownage ban, also come from reddit, mal or other shitholes.


 No.30086

File: a89ba894b4fcd00⋯.png (270.11 KB, 881x851, 881:851, epic ftw.png)

>>30058

None of these replies were banned/deleted.


 No.30088

>>30055

I fucking bet it's to distract the retards from the fact the best /a/ mod was fired a day ago.


 No.30108

>>30086

>spongebob posters

Definitely reddit.


 No.34286

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 No.28235[レス]

Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers con投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。

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 No.28425

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>>28423

I'll make you into a warui otoko.

+MFW


 No.28450

>>28425

Cute post, dude.


 No.30034

Christianity is weak because of Secularism, which Islam attacks. Deus Vult memes will be more than jokes in 40-30 years or so.


 No.30038

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>30034

>which Islam attacks

Muslims were secularizing too until US couped every leader in the Middle East with Saudi-backed faggot. Remove Saudis from power and make US fuck off from the Middle East and muslims shall become secular too.

Until then we shall enjoy bombus.


 No.34285

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 No.29140[レス]

>"anon I forgot to flush"

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 No.29206

>["<<{Like why the H*LL would you literally double quote like an entire post bro?????}>>"]


 No.29998

COCONO


 No.30009

Which anime is that semon demon from?


 No.30082

>>30009

One of those new fangled flippity flappity ones.


 No.34284

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 No.29910[レス]

Am I the only spic in this godforsaken land?

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 No.29938

I'm a slav, do I count?


 No.29943

Sometimes when I ask other people on here to suck my cock I worry that they're black or hispanic. I don't want those people sucking my cock.


 No.29973

       .i\ /i
      < '´  ̄ ヽ    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     __彡ノメノノlノリ〉    |  SUCK MY
  (( .\ `ソリ!゚ ヮ゚ノi   <   COCK
       ><(つ!>つ    .|   DUDE!
      / ,く//_|l〉     \_____
       ̄ l.ノl.ノ


 No.29974

>>29943

Don't worry, I'm as pale as the moon.


 No.34283

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 No.29496[レス]

Years ago /jp/ made me gayer thanks to cocksucking threads. Something(probably my libido) made me break today so I decided to try out some gay stuff. It was horrible.

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 No.29545

>>29536

>>29540

8/jp/ is one of the safe havens in that cesspool of normalfags and retards we call 8chan


 No.29644

Well sometimes you get the usual moron slipping through.


 No.29719

>>29644

/jp/ is good though because It doesn't tolerate those morons, out of all boards it may in fact be the hardest one to overpower and the fact that /jp/ers use a "scorched earth" sort of policy in regards to normal faggots is a great thing.


 No.29722

>>29719

I want 8/jp/ to bad-touch me in all the right places!


 No.34282

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 No.29369[レス]

ayy top weeaboo question, but is there a ddl/torrent pack of jap gameshow/"prank"/ridiculous shit out there? like the stuff that's so popular on youtube

 No.29373

or are we niggas


 No.29376

no


 No.29379

ya


 No.34281

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 No.29320[レス]

I don't actually know who this dude is w.

 No.29322

I bet he's GAY


 No.34280

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 No.29313[レス]

안녕 /jp/!

 No.29316

File: b569532ad336359⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 720x480, 3:2, king.jpg)

hi korea


 No.29318

that's corea you racist


 No.34279

n


 No.36852

File: 5537d34df35fce3⋯.jpg (418.8 KB, 1000x661, 1000:661, 1452456860477.jpg)

test do not answer


 No.36853

File: d9d8d6a362acaae⋯.jpg (121.15 KB, 1000x661, 1000:661, 1452456860478.jpg)

test do not answer




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 No.29164[レス]

America here, I've got this crazy idea that if we work together, we can make a fool proof system for passing the Japanese test for college credit.

 No.29165

File: 3209c3ba9cf2474⋯.png (65.52 KB, 510x634, 255:317, listening.PNG)

File: 0fdbfc8812e3be7⋯.png (81.08 KB, 1006x631, 1006:631, reading.PNG)

The AP Japanese Language and Culture test is what we have here in the US. The first half of the test is answering questions based off of audio clips and text.

The way I see it, for this half, we just have to make out the basics. So, we should learn basic grammar and only the most common place words.


 No.29166

File: 8ed547bb5ba6eef⋯.png (87.75 KB, 612x506, 306:253, chat.PNG)

File: 0cb09342a1cc415⋯.png (25.07 KB, 448x245, 64:35, speech.PNG)

The last half is going to be the most challenging half, it goes from multiple choice to free response. The first part of this section has you responding to someone in a "chat room", and the second has you make a quick presentation about a topic.

If we know the basics we can do the chat room part easy, and we can practice by chatting up qt grills over the internet. I'm not sure how we'd bullshit the presentation, the topics seem pretty easy, so we might be able to wing it. As long as we do well on the other parts, we probably don't really need to worry about the presentation.


 No.29167

File: a93a2f299a6a607⋯.jpg (457.45 KB, 590x887, 590:887, 1453714257796-3.jpg)

If any other countries want to share what they're equivalent test looks like, that would be pretty chill.


 No.34278

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 No.29134[レス]

I used to eat sardines for dinner

 No.29141

>>29134

And then what? Don't leave me in suspense, I'm on the edge of my seat!


 No.29144

Please elaborate, this is important!


 No.34277

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 No.28982[レス]

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

>A 7.3-magnitude earthquake struck at 05:59 AM local time just off Honshu, in the Fukushima prefecture. The Japan Meteorological Agency issued Tsunami advisories for much of the nation's northern Pacific coast. Waves are expected to hit at least 3 metres high.

I hope there will be less damage - and victims of course - as possible. Japan really can't catch a break recently.

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 No.29015

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_29/

Apparently there are at least 15 people injured and minor damages to structures. Also the Tsunami waves were higher than predicted - http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_33/ - but overall it is nothing too serious. However, the Meteorological Agency officials "warn that another quake of a similar scale could occur within a week, and this may also generate a tsunami". I hope they are wrong.


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 No.29026

>>29015

> I hope they are wrong

Party pooper!


 No.29137

>>28982

>7.3 magnitude

we need at least a 9 for anime to be reborn again

let's make it happen


 No.34276

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 No.28512[レス]

/jp/ meat up

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 No.28721

>>28654

Buzunis!


 No.28734

>>28721

I'll kill you.


 No.28758

>>28734

hah buuzunis you get it haha? yeah bubuznis :) Jo291!! Jordan Buzunis pics & facts only at jo291.ca "Prime Minister of Canada denounces 'Gearbox Software' for applying always on spyware-like DRM on consumer's PC's"


 No.28765

>>28758

Are you writing this when you're on drugs? Because some junkie siht pops out when I google it.


 No.34275

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 No.28551[レス]

*farted*

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 No.28559

File: b96ca9d41f8e02e⋯.mp4 (817.15 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Touhou Girl Fart 1 VideoDo….mp4)

>>28558

2D ones do!


 No.28562

>>28559

disgusting


 No.28694

>>28559

shes not 2d and shes not 3d either

explain this


 No.28701

File: 8a4e089c6a22634⋯.jpg (55.07 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 20160720090337_1.jpg)

>>28694

2d triangles are still 2d, even when they're linked together

sorry for the horrendous graphical settings, just maximising my FPS for some pro FPS play


 No.34273

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 No.28194[レス]

the IRC is down lol..

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 No.28444

I'm not gay. I'm just a sapiosexual aromantic narcissist with a massive masturbation habit.

Is masturbating to your own glorious self really gay??


 No.28445

>>28441

Your dad is Jarkko Oikarinen LOL


 No.28451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>28428

there's a psy op RIGHT HERE!

>>28431


 No.28522

>>28441

Can confirm.


 No.34272

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 No.28375[レス]

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

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 No.28401

>>28383

Me being eaten


 No.28405

File: 8f2d20d4342d7b6⋯.jpg (84.59 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, nigra.jpg)


 No.28427

>>28405

I chuckled.


 No.28577

>>28383

>>28405

Whoa. It's the whole American spectrum!


 No.34271

y




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