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Listen to /jp/Radio! | /jp/'s board ring | Board log | Tearoom channel (we stream here damnit)
Our bunker is at nanashi@bbs.shiptoasting.com (SSH connection)!

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RIP Anonymous-san aka Modcat

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I wonder how many of the faggots replying to the epic ownage ban, also come from reddit, mal or other shitholes.


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None of these replies were banned/deleted.



I fucking bet it's to distract the retards from the fact the best /a/ mod was fired a day ago.



>spongebob posters

Definitely reddit.



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Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers con投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。

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I'll make you into a warui otoko.




Cute post, dude.


Christianity is weak because of Secularism, which Islam attacks. Deus Vult memes will be more than jokes in 40-30 years or so.


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>which Islam attacks

Muslims were secularizing too until US couped every leader in the Middle East with Saudi-backed faggot. Remove Saudis from power and make US fuck off from the Middle East and muslims shall become secular too.

Until then we shall enjoy bombus.



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>"anon I forgot to flush"

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>["<<{Like why the H*LL would you literally double quote like an entire post bro?????}>>"]




Which anime is that semon demon from?



One of those new fangled flippity flappity ones.



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Am I the only spic in this godforsaken land?

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I'm a slav, do I count?


Sometimes when I ask other people on here to suck my cock I worry that they're black or hispanic. I don't want those people sucking my cock.


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Don't worry, I'm as pale as the moon.



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Years ago /jp/ made me gayer thanks to cocksucking threads. Something(probably my libido) made me break today so I decided to try out some gay stuff. It was horrible.

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8/jp/ is one of the safe havens in that cesspool of normalfags and retards we call 8chan


Well sometimes you get the usual moron slipping through.



/jp/ is good though because It doesn't tolerate those morons, out of all boards it may in fact be the hardest one to overpower and the fact that /jp/ers use a "scorched earth" sort of policy in regards to normal faggots is a great thing.



I want 8/jp/ to bad-touch me in all the right places!



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ayy top weeaboo question, but is there a ddl/torrent pack of jap gameshow/"prank"/ridiculous shit out there? like the stuff that's so popular on youtube


or are we niggas







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I don't actually know who this dude is w.


I bet he's GAY



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안녕 /jp/!


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hi korea


that's corea you racist




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test do not answer


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test do not answer

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America here, I've got this crazy idea that if we work together, we can make a fool proof system for passing the Japanese test for college credit.


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The AP Japanese Language and Culture test is what we have here in the US. The first half of the test is answering questions based off of audio clips and text.

The way I see it, for this half, we just have to make out the basics. So, we should learn basic grammar and only the most common place words.


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The last half is going to be the most challenging half, it goes from multiple choice to free response. The first part of this section has you responding to someone in a "chat room", and the second has you make a quick presentation about a topic.

If we know the basics we can do the chat room part easy, and we can practice by chatting up qt grills over the internet. I'm not sure how we'd bullshit the presentation, the topics seem pretty easy, so we might be able to wing it. As long as we do well on the other parts, we probably don't really need to worry about the presentation.


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If any other countries want to share what they're equivalent test looks like, that would be pretty chill.



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I used to eat sardines for dinner



And then what? Don't leave me in suspense, I'm on the edge of my seat!


Please elaborate, this is important!



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>A 7.3-magnitude earthquake struck at 05:59 AM local time just off Honshu, in the Fukushima prefecture. The Japan Meteorological Agency issued Tsunami advisories for much of the nation's northern Pacific coast. Waves are expected to hit at least 3 metres high.

I hope there will be less damage - and victims of course - as possible. Japan really can't catch a break recently.

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Apparently there are at least 15 people injured and minor damages to structures. Also the Tsunami waves were higher than predicted - http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_33/ - but overall it is nothing too serious. However, the Meteorological Agency officials "warn that another quake of a similar scale could occur within a week, and this may also generate a tsunami". I hope they are wrong.




> I hope they are wrong

Party pooper!



>7.3 magnitude

we need at least a 9 for anime to be reborn again

let's make it happen



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/jp/ meat up

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I'll kill you.



hah buuzunis you get it haha? yeah bubuznis :) Jo291!! Jordan Buzunis pics & facts only at jo291.ca "Prime Minister of Canada denounces 'Gearbox Software' for applying always on spyware-like DRM on consumer's PC's"



Are you writing this when you're on drugs? Because some junkie siht pops out when I google it.



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2D ones do!






shes not 2d and shes not 3d either

explain this


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2d triangles are still 2d, even when they're linked together

sorry for the horrendous graphical settings, just maximising my FPS for some pro FPS play



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the IRC is down lol..

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I'm not gay. I'm just a sapiosexual aromantic narcissist with a massive masturbation habit.

Is masturbating to your own glorious self really gay??



Your dad is Jarkko Oikarinen LOL


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there's a psy op RIGHT HERE!




Can confirm.



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Me being eaten


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I chuckled.




Whoa. It's the whole American spectrum!



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