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Listen to /jp/Radio! | /jp/'s board ring | Board log | Tearoom channel (we stream here damnit)
Our bunker is at nanashi@bbs.shiptoasting.com (SSH connection)!

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How is it malware?



I got it through Moriya shrine in English.



That's why it's my favorite.



Thcrap constantly scans your harddrive and sends packets back to it's source.



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That was hot.

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over ↑ there ↓





YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Real or fake?



Real fake.

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Eternally steamed.

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what's in your /jp/ folder?

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Don't worry about it. Waking up to drop acid and make convoluted shitposts about making convoluted shitposts on the Jay is also /jp/ culture.



This is a good post.



I have my work cut out for me, sensei



What did you have to do to master the art of shitposting like this?



drank a lot

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1. Acquire corndog

2. Drive to Winslow, Arizona

3. ???

4. Take it easy!


Condiments are optional; however, ketchup and mustard are the latest trend among Route 66 veterans.


Mustard is not the same as mustard gas. Please bear this in mind, as attempting to smear mustard gas on your corndog may result in great physical pain, followed shortly by death.

Things you'll need

A corndog

Interstate transport within the United States of America

Condiments (mustard and/or ketchup) (optional)


Why do I need to go to america to date a japanese character??


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Gotta go where the corndogs grow.

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What does /jp/ think about this mangosteen loli pokemon?

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Yeah That's great and all but what is her position on CBT?



cognitive behavioral therapy or cock-ball torture?



Cock & Ball Torture




Assuming CBT utilizes fighting type-moves, then she seems not to be interested in it, as she possesses no attacks of such type, but perhaps something of that learnset could be used for it,

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just noticed there is a lack of image macros to respond to misuse of the spoiler function with

can you guys please post pictures of anime girls looking surprised/flustered so we can make some

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Funny you should say that.


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i think this would make a good one



This is an erotic image


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>respond to misuse of the spoiler function

But it's fun to misuse it.



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Haha, oh wow

So the new janny while the nigger is away on vacation is Nepfag from /a/ who is banning people here so they will go there. WEW lad, thus shit has gone to your head. It's not bad enough you shit up /a/ for your redditcore userbase, but you also come here to shit it up. Top class janny work, chum.

Or maybe It's to steal more threads from here to substitute for the creative vacuum that is /a/

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I hate being janny. I hated how I couldn't have fun and had to babysit everyone else and take responsibility. It was boring and sucked mostly because O had to compromise and appease people that didn't use the board. I laughed at Tengu when he asked me to take over the board again.

But if the choice is being a lamer or having the one place I actually use online turn into the shutout it is now I would gladly don that mantle once again.

Nepfags fuck off! You hate /jp/ and /jp/ wants nothing more than to take occasional potshots at your administration for ruining our' board. /a/ is us. Long ago we were overpowe5ed by the norm and relegated here. That doesn't mean we forgot our home or how you defiled it.

>7. /jp/ content is allowed.

Should read

>7. Off topic is allowed if we like it.

That would be a lot more honest. Unfortunately it would get in the way of you stalling and sanitizing out memes like the Heron thread you currently have on your board.

Btw I really love how your users are posting years old kopipe about our memes and claiming it is fresh an original without mentioning the source for it all.

Really speaks to your class and originality, tranny.



You tell xer anon, show how much better /jp/ is. We also need to make sure our own moderation doesn't ends like that.

New jannycat, take it easy or you'll be a tranny tyrant, freedom is what's best for /jp/sies


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It's funny because that specific rule was edited the last time we paid a visit. It used to be "/jp/ is allowed." What I don't understand are the mental gymnastics nepfag used to misinterpret the new wording as "Off topic is allowed if we like it."



To think an idiot like this is ruling /jp/ while Tenco is gone.

What even happens when "/jp/ content" isn't allowed on /jp/?




He indeed sent me an application. And I've talked multiple times about board moderation details with him.

Anyway if you wanna keep discuss this go into the sticky. Thread locked.

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I have become Japanese.


I'd reckon she gives a monstrous handjob






Did you know? Hijirin is the baba with the most lewd pictures, relatively.

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A warning.


What board is that. phoneposter-kun? I need to ask 7275256 who he's quoting.


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whc fry wud u fuq


all of them tbh but saphy if i had to choose one



I want to jizz on luna childs glasses




Don't violate the fairies!

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what the hell, where is this one from.

I can't find it anywhere



Saucenao and iqdb are your friends.

Looking at saucenao, it used to be on his medical whiskey page, but it's gone now. You can still find it on dan/gelbooru though.


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Medical Whiskey is a cool name. I like it.



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man, this board is getting shittier by the day ever since the second admin went away

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Ah right. I derped. Need to sleep.

Also, use the meta thread for this stuff.


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make me



Every thread is a meta thread on /jp/ spinoffs.


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Sorry for bumping such an old thread, but I thought that this might be relevant to you.

replacing the "a" in 2chan.net with "i" will bring you to the archives like this:


It is a thread about Hiroyuki Nishimura, who is now owner of 4chan.


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>Priizu spiiku in japaniizu



thanks for the tip



what the fuck is this shit



it's shit you said it yourself



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whc 2hu dis

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Haven't watched anime in a while but this one was fun except for the usual "read the original" ending..


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What, am I not allowed to like something and funpost with it because the author's ideals are a little different to my own? Am I not allowed to make ironic posts about an ironic show? Perhaps if the author was directly against my ideology you'd have a point, but I very much doubt that he'd be sympathetic at all with western left-wingers, and I wouldn't even care if he was since he isn't using his work to preach at people.




You're not supposed to treat 4/jp/ as a rolemodel.





I think I am 99% responsible for that. When the light novel started being published I went and read the authors previous and blatantly pro-communism work. I thought Youjo Senki waa funny enough I write up an entire plot synapses for the, at the time, unpublished 5th volume. I made up a story about how a young dutch jewess "Anne Frankel" was hiding in an attic when Tanya busted in. She convinced Tanya she was innocent and hiding from racial oppression. Then she gets a job as Tanya's assistant, betrays her to Dutch Jewish Anarchists, let's Tanya gang raped and murdered by Dutch JEWS. Then I wrote up this whole exchange between Mysterious Existence X and Tanya about whether she had finally decided to worship God and Tanya had this line about having a solution to the world's problems, a final solution.

Well my kopipe got too successful and people are still paraphrasing it to this day.

Honestly speaking I find this hilarious. Remember the Reich's Loli conversations we used to have?

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