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 No.43701[レス]

momiji has a note in english taped to her head!

she doesn't know what it says!

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 No.43789

>>43760

wayq?


 No.43886

>>43756

juice girl casual clothes dog?


 No.43983

KOREANS EAT DOG!!!!


 No.43985

File: d331c3d420f2de2⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, a0e366b63c243efe749157ed69….png)

I can finally play DOOM on Momiji!


 No.44014

>>43985

Look at that confused face. She has no idea what kind of poking and cheek pulling is about to be wrought on her.




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 No.42797[レス]

As many of you are probably well-aware Geocities JP is set to go onto the chopping block within the next year. You can help Archive Team with that, there's probably a dozen redundant backups of the entire site by now, but I'm sure that more would always be appreciated. The thing is, archival isn't some transient issue that'll be resolved every time people are called into action to solve whatever the current crisis is. There's a CONSTANT crisis going on, and people can hardly be alerted to it every other day of the week. The fact that we aren't prepared for data erasure unless we're given prior warning is the issue here. You can't always just assume that somebody else has got the job done already.

How can you help? There's two simple ways to do this:

Download and seed torrents of things you like. Easy as pie. Just remember to always try to at least keep the ones which most closely reflect the original media, even if that somehow detracts from the experience for you. Downloading raws and using your own external subtitle files means nothing if you haven't got an actual ISO for anime, for example. Manga are kind of tricky, since often in cases where they do have digital editions, some content is cut out from the printed version, and there's no real definitive way to perfectly scan paper, as it's an analogue medium. As for games, downloading ISOs rather than floating directories with these shitty pre-installed patches for video games is kind of just a given, so please just do that.

Another way which might turn out to be substantially more useful to everybody if you have some money to burn (better the paper of money than the paper of books), is to buy media which isn't currently available anywhere you've searched on the Internet and scan it yourself. This methodology is less accessible to anyone living outside of Japan (as you can't really rent items from overseas, and renting is much less expensive than buying), but it's still possible through online marketplaces like eBay or Yahoo (or even Amazon, if it comes down to that). If you do this, it's very important that you remember not to make any alterations to the media before uploading it. Anime seems to get treated the worst, as transcodes will typically somehow appear much earlier than actual ISO images. And PLEASE use ISOs, every last bit of your disc must be captured or else it'll be absolutely wo投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。

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 No.43981

I thought the whole namefag just for a single thread thing might be kind of cool, but it ended up just feeling really lame. Apologies to anybody I annoyed doing this.


 No.43987

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8y-hys/index.htm Copied!

I can't ignore the voices of any poor website! Can't you hear them calling?


 No.44112

Youtube/Any video hosting site in existence:

Youtube-DL https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl

Typical command:

youtube-dl -o "/yourfavouriteabsolutepathtoadirectory/%(uploader)s/%(upload_date)s - %(title)s.%(ext)s" --netrc --write-info-json --write-thumbnail --write-annotations --write-description --download-archive "/yourfavouriteabsolutepathtoadirectory/downloads\ list" {CHANNEL/VIDEO URL}

o: Output path. Variables like %(uploader)s and stuff can be read about on their github wiki.

netrc: Login details for various sites. You'll need one for niconicodouga.

write-annotations: Nevermind, rest in peace.

download-archive: A list of video IDs that have already been downloaded to read from and write to, for skipping redundant downloads. You can avoid using it if you prefer, or put it in another directory.

Twitter:

Twint https://github.com/twintproject/twint

Typical command (BE GRATEFUL THIS TOOK FUCKING AGES):

A shell script made of spaghetti code attached to this post, by yours truly. Twint in itself isn't actually intended for this kind of function, so I had to include it in a string of commands. It doesn't have anything helpful like a manual or a "help" option, so here's the rundown:

You give it a twitter username (that's their @), and it'll download all of their tweets to a file, which gets sorted into chronological order. Then, the script downloads all images and videos they've posted. It even continues where it left off (if the username is still the same) (I think this works, but all tests say it doesn't) and everything. One word of warning though, if you're scraping an account for the first time, you have to let the script get all the way to the beginning. Otherwise, it'll pick up from the most recent tweet it's scraped and continue from there, you'll have to get the rest manually.

Defective though it may 投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。


 No.44113

Pixiv galleries/Sadpanda:

Gallery-DL https://github.com/mikf/gallery-dl

Typical command:

gallery-dl {URL}

Configuring this program is very, very annoying, so I'll just let you figure that out on your own. With a proper setup, you can download galleries into pre-zipped, pre-cbz'd archives, named according to the Japanese titles.

https://github.com/mikf/gallery-dl/blob/master/docs/configuration.rst

https://github.com/mikf/gallery-dl/blob/master/docs/gallery-dl-example.conf

https://github.com/mikf/gallery-dl/blob/master/docs/gallery-dl.conf

These files are going to be interesting to you, but they'll get much less interesting once you realise you've been spending two hours trying to figure everything out. Hang in there.

Messageboards (like /jp/!):

GNU Wget https://www.gnu.org/software/wget/ / A specialised program if you can find one, it's probably better

Alright these can be tricky, and it's often different on a case by case basis.

A lot of boards with have a /boardname/res/ directory, and if it's publically available, then things are going to be very easy for you. You just wget -x -i those directories, and you'll be graciously given all of the threads on that board, without having to worry about the site generating a web page for every single post, and every single combination of every single post (seriously, Kareha does this).

You'll generally want to wget --page-requisites the index of each board too, just to make sure that you've got the page's CSS, extra images, and stuff投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。


 No.44120

>>44112

oh shit, I forgot to give one of the @s a dollar sign

that's probably why continuing didn't work

don't use twitscrape's continue feature unless you fix it yourself, otherwise it won't continue




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 No.43965[レス]

Reminder to give Jissouseki's a warm home, food & tummy rubs whenever they have stomach aches

 No.43967

dumb retard dolls




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 No.43615[レス]

People can smell the /jp/ on me. They see it in my mannerisms, the way I try to smile.

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 No.43907

I've browse /jp/ consistently for years but people can't tell because I barely played touhou once, hate anime, and don't watch/read anything japansese related.


 No.43908

>>43907

What's your life like?


 No.43911

I'm autistic or something so sometimes I talk to myself in japanese or will talk in general in japanese fully knowing how obnoxious it is and fully hating myself for it. also I bow when I want to show respect and am stressed.


 No.43914

>>43908

A complete blast. I don't go out anymore.


 No.43931

>>43619

>There must be something about me that makes me seem like a complete nerd

it's the 200 extra pounds




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 No.43916[レス]

Vtuber like Anime both was a mistake

 No.43924

who is that girl? she looks cute


 No.43927

Eleine has become a prostitute


 No.43930

>>43924

she is Eilene (エイレーン), an older youtuber than kizuna ai (kizuna in the end of 2016 and eilene in the begin of 2014), but now she work behind the scenes in several projects, most of her videos deleted nowday, but you can see some in Natsumi Moe youtube channel and bilibili and niconico




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 No.43890[レス]

Is it good or bad? Is it the current home of most of the refugees of the old 2ch from before hiroshima ruined it?

 No.43893

If you're a Yoshinoya Pro you know the answer to this question.


 No.43894

2ch still exists it's just called 5ch for some reason. futaba is and always was just a shit version of 2ch with pretty pictures.


 No.43898

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>>43890

How did a nuke from 60 years ago destroy it?

In all seriousness, how did he ruin 5ch exactly? All I know is picture related, unless that's all there is to it.


 No.43912

Well, don't mind it, >>43893. It means that it has nothing to do with this thread.

Yesterday I went to my neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.

Then somebody can't sit down in a mess.

Well, if you look closely, something hangs down and you are writing 150 yen off.

Well, you're stupid. Idiot.

You've come to the Yoshinoya, who is usually 150 yen off, and you're out of the blue.

It is 150 yen, 150 yen.

It seems some parents have brought their kids along too. It is a Yoshino family with four members. Thank you.

I'm telling you, yeah, daddy, you're asking me. I have not seen it anymore.

I'll give you 150 yen for your seat.

The Yoshino family is supposed to kill more.

With the guy sitting opposite the U-shaped table, it doesn't matter if the fight starts any time,

Is it stabbed or stabbed, that kind of atmosphere is good? A girl and a child are sloppy.

Then, when I finally thought I could sit down, the guy next to me said something like it was a big success.

Then I got really mad again.

You know, that's not going to happen. Bokeh.

I'm proud of you, what's up, it's hot and cold.

I would like to ask if you really want to eat soup. I want to ask. I would like to ask for a small one hour.

You just want to say Tsuyudaku.

The latest fashion among Yoshino family members is, after all, if you tell me from Yoshino family members,

Negida, this is it.

A large amount of green onion gyoky. This is how to ask.

There is a lot of green onions. Instead I have less meat. this.

Well, it's a large oyster dumpling (egg). This is the strongest.

However, the double-edged sword also carries the danger that it will be marked by the next clerk when asking for this.

I c投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。




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 No.43762[レス]

>mfw done with ramen cup.

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 No.43772

Who are you quoting?


 No.43773

>>43770

it has this warm comfy feeling , it's like being hugged from inside with overwhelming oishii.


 No.43777

File: fd9d60b0491959c⋯.jpg (32.41 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 1529682657787.jpg)

look at this GAYISH NERD

everysan knows that REAL ramen OTAKU use bagged instant ramen coupled with veggies, an egg, tofu, pork and NARUTO using your own specially made broth with KIKOMAN soysauce

you may be adventurous and IMPORT カップ麺 from JAPAN, only acceptable if you've mastered ramen at home and want to try SPECIALTY FLAVORS, i wouldn't recommend it for a NOVICE like you, the rich UMAMI flavor van be pretty overwhelming to inexperienced palettes.


 No.43782

Who are you quoting?


 No.43850

the pleasure of having ramen inside




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 No.42985[レス]

Guys I'm tired that my fetishes are really lacking in art and want to get into drawing. Since western art mostly sucks I need some japanese guides, where can I find that?

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 No.43730


 No.43735

>>43729

we get it tenko, you're canadian


 No.43739

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>>43735

I'm not tenko or canadian though


 No.43741

FUCK CANADA


 No.43755

>>42985

good taste




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 No.43750[レス]

BRRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

 No.43819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Italian Spiderman




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 No.42675[レス]

I would go on a big tirade about how you're all oxygen thieves with no worth in the real world, but I don't want to. This is more of a wake up call. Why do you miserable bastards keep ruining your chances at gaining success, to play VN's and desperately try to become gooks? Just, why? I don't want you to kill yourselves. I just want you to take a minute and consider how much of a burden you are putting on you're family. Look at yourselves at make a change. The fact is, you have to get off your ass and do something to be happy. Sitting in front of a screen and fapping to imaginary girls doesn't make you happy. None of this will make you happy. Just do what makes you happy, and you'll make it. I want all of you to just be happy.

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 No.43708

>>43707

I prefer the first really. I don't find the Japanese to be attractive,.


 No.43712

What is success? Do I really want to experience your conception of success?

I didn't choose to be brought into this world, the choice was made by someone else. Those responsible fund much of my continued existence. Perhaps one day they will wake up and decide not to fund me any further, and let me drift off back into non-existence.


 No.43725

File: 3356151f68e3c14⋯.jpg (21.42 KB, 331x331, 1:1, 1536380706619.jpg)

>>42675

your thread is shit, SHIT!


 No.43737

File: 5b9b0833e2ea1c3⋯.jpg (479.53 KB, 1185x1600, 237:320, iP! - September 2006 issue.jpg)

>>42675

Interesting, I wasn't expecting a story like this out of that image.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/iP!


 No.43753

>>43737

I like that image quite a bit.




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 No.40153[レス]

*grabs monster*

*KRIK, PSSSSSSH*

Yeap... *sips* KOTOKO sure is a great artist

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 No.43682

File: 98ad0476007ed1e⋯.jpg (93.91 KB, 380x349, 380:349, 624db1ebaa8c01d8d5524d4130….jpg)

Yeap, about time for the yearly Texhnolyze rewatch


 No.43683

>>43682

That doesn't sound bad. I could join in.


 No.43696

You don't have to wait for the board's opinion on whether you can delete spam, Tenko.


 No.43697

>>43696

I have no problem when someone spams these threads. Keep it up spammer!


 No.43698

>>43696

Obviously. Just I am alone and I don't check here so early in the day, so I noticed just now.




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 No.43584[レス]

A lady came into the store one day, asking for some music!

 No.43585

Fuck 2008 manbaby niggers

Move on from that literal Whohu

It's 2019


 No.43595


 No.43676

File: ae51a81d752befd⋯.jpg (176.82 KB, 733x631, 733:631, e5c06f7f0db02f3931188263f7….jpg)

Some music, she wanted!

FELT, she got!




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 No.43442[レス]

Which touhou has the best ass?

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 No.43444

I think you are better off asking /2hu/


 No.43447

The answer is inside your heart.


 No.43642

Easily Tewi or Suwako.

They are the ass Touhous for me.


 No.43643

Butt-hus or ass-hus?


 No.43675

I can't quite put my finger in it but this ass looks familiar.




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 No.43436[レス]

Which 2hu has the best cunny?

 No.43437

can I touch it..?


 No.43439

Whoa, is it really okay to look?


 No.43607

File: 64ba6e2879c33f7⋯.png (884.61 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 68724627_p6.png)

>>43437

>>43439

Actually, you must.


 No.43608

>>43607

If you lick it, will you start hallucinating?




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 No.37243[レス]

あなたが招待している!

お友達とアメリカのスポーツボールを見て、/sp/!!

>いつ。

2月4日 - 全体の日。

>どこ。

https://endchan.xyz/sp

>持っていくもの?

あなた自身の軽食およびアルコールを持って来なさい。上品な風俗嬢が提供されます。

滞在中は、アニメガールフレンドやアジアのラスカルアライグマを同伴できます。

我々はそこに表示されます!

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 No.43541

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>>43532

I laughed.


 No.43542

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>>37243

whovian carrion amy moore? imagination boreds yarr! deed meow.

who cares any more? image boards are dead now.


 No.43544

>>43542

oh, it's you again


 No.43575

File: ae461885f31aab3⋯.mp4 (852.83 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Sgt Lewis - @Hyper_kyuun-1….mp4)


 No.43576

>>43542 rustle doesn't type like that




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