I am Suika and with me as always is my trusty sakebug. People always ask me,
>Sooks, can I borrow your sakebug?
While I might be willing to let you borrow him if you could beat me in a fight, that aint gonna happen. Since the natural outcome is obvious and you humans cheat too much I have a much better idea. I am going to give you an exclusive, never before seen, look into how exactly a sakebug turns water into booze. With some patience and care you too can be blackout drunk on a daily basis!
Whether you are a brewing/distillation otaku, onifam, or lolicon come join in and discuss alcohol, oni, and loli. I mean you could even do all three at once and discuss how amazing the boss of the mountain, mooncrushing, peach raping, heavenly timeshare owning, eternally couch surfing, pinnacle of beauty is!
No JEWS, coreans, or vegans allowed