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Any boards for learning Japanese

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You can not advance


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don't do that

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do you care whether you live or die

pic unrelated

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youre not funny


I kind of thought that I would not care if I died but then I was being pressured by things and had this sudden thought that I might kill myself and then I realised I don't want to die, you can't experience anything if you are dead but then this brought about even more misery as if I can't kill myself then I am going to have to live like I am forever even when I am old and I don't want to.



Can't be helped



Good, I was being serious.


I'm not even trying and I'm still here, clearly this is the shitposting universe.

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aya + bun bun = pure love


40000 already..How time flies



I approve of tengu titties


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Lovely noises coming from Aya's bowels! On a side note, I'm pissed at this translator for not getting this one meme so wrong, and I couldn't find raws anywhere.



Don't make fun of Aya's womb noises

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God damn. I always hate it so much when someone tells me to go suck his dick, I feel like a adolescent chad is trying to force himself upon me, legitimately everytime they do it. I can feel the tiny cock going down my throat as they force me to suck on it on the imageboard. I give off a angry reply which sometimes elicits them to tell me to suck their cock again. At least I imagine them as being somewhat pretty because otherwise it would be legitimate hell for fuck sakes who even does this? Telling people to suck your dick is the prime signal for underage bait, prove me fucking wrong. I hate it, every time I feel like I am actually being raped even though I am just reading a post on the fucking internet, being forced to suck off a retarded shitposter because he made one(1) comment is just too much for me. Sometimes I even imagine that maybe a older guy is bored and coming back to imageboards to taunt people so I imagine huge grown up cock going up and down my throat because that's legitimately what would happen if someone bigger than me would manage to do if they wanted to get their cock sucked. Please stop telling me to suck your cock, I don't want to go through this every time I am getting really tired of it too and I am not any more gay ever since this has started happening to me imagining sucking cocks has NOT made me more gay so you can stop with your suck my cock posts it doesn't upset me nor does it confuse my sexuality to imagine cock going down my throat please stop fucking telling people to suck your cock its very unpleasant.

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That's an incredibly selfish request.


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Man, I really wish they had different words for this shit. Searching for しゃぶり comes up with so much dick sucking, when I just want pacifiers!

Like gosh, it's so much trouble.



try searching for おしゃぶり instead

sometimes お- just makes things more polite and can be left off or not but sometimes it also creates an entirely distinct word, this is one of those times



The /jp/ community?!?


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The secondary community wwwwww

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The Cummed Being Of Pleasure Inside

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VIP Quality!


I heard you cant feel it in your ass


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No i asked my mom



Technically you can't feel anything actually inside your ass unless you hit your prostate gland. Other than that, only your asshole has nerve endings.

never gay up

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A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History

'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.

"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"

The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."

"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.

The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.




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A Shikokuan yamato nadeshiko and wheelchairer was teaching a class on Japanese History in a 5ch thread

'Before the thread begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Showa and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."

At this moment, a zainichi poster, who had survived many ニダ threads and understood politics posters are teenbros made a provocative post:

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                      i::::::::l゛ ,/・\,!./・\、,l::::::! /)
                      .|`:::|  :⌒ノ/.. i\:⌒ |:::::( i )))
                       i ″   ,ィ____.i i   i ミ/ /
                       ヽ i   /  l  .i   i /ノ /
                        l ヽ ノ`トェェェイヽ、/´/ /
                         |ヽ  ` ̄´  /./ /
                        /´ヽ ` "ー-´/ /
                       / /  。  l 。  /
                     . 〈 〈 ー   -  /
                       ゝ_(ミ|   |   |
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                ,...-‐'   _,....-‐'",(U)-、::     ` 、
               ./..  ,....―'"         `ー、__..   `l
              /_;::::-'"             /:::::::::::::::::::ノ
           ,.../._r'"               ヽ`''「 ̄ ̄
          (__ノ'                 \_\ .

The arrogant girl frowned and posted a long rant in defense of the Nippon Kaigi.


The shitposter was visibly shaken and dropped her copy of Head First HTML. She ctrl+Wd the tab and tried to forget that thread but she couldn't. She tried to commit seppuku but the Shinju-sama would not allow it. Anonymous posters mass reported her and a public ban was given.

The other 名無し applauded with "www" and the thread was moved to /aasaloon/.

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What's this?

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Top shitpost dubsman.


A (You)




I want to second this man's opinion, They were often used by the shogun to store semen in the case of a katana slicing his short katana. But, as we all know, they rarely got used because of the extremely short risk of happening due to the jap's "short katana" being more in size with an butter knife.

That last pic you posted still has some remains of crusted seed, you should treasure it op.



arigato the lesson, sensei. I will treasure it.


Nothing but a miserable little pile of secrets.



Enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

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24 years old.

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このスレにで日本語が暖かくて話せます。 初心者から母語話者まで大歓迎。

ゆっくりしていてお喋りしましょうね。 前スレより何をしていたんだ、名無しさん?

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なぜ哺乳類には金玉が又からふり下がらないといけないのでしょうか。 間違った寝転び方したら自分を遺伝子のプールからの外すしたりなどと言う生き物は常識に考えたらそんな明白な弱点が自然選択で早めに直される筈のでしょうか。 



〇 股

X 又





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helloo im the new janitor here what threads do i delete!

(This one is a good start.)
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no xD





just delete this, on a board this slow theres no reason to have a banned thread taking up space on the catalog for the next 3 years, there are still threads from 2015 there even


i agree



Has it seriously been that long since the new B.O. took over? If those threads are still available, please tell me how to get to them.

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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Do you guys remember this? I was 15 when I played it back in 2004. My fav character was also Yamato Suzuran Waha~



Crusty old man!

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Flan wants to die.

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I think it might be that Youkai and magician alike might have lost (some) of their powers.

As humanity in the outer world has shifted to a new era, the tech of then has become forgotten,

and as such it found its place in Gensokyo.


Its not a very philosophical work, but rather personal.

One has to understand TKMizs mindset to get it.



Becoming a Youkai Magician will get you killed by the poor person by the Old Shrine so its not recommended.


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>Everythibg is monitored and kept under control

I just want to end this ride.


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It is all over. OK

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This is your fault.


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Why did you have to bully this innocent lolicon artist?



Because success breds jealousy. Also the tracing claims are bullshit since he used to do live streams of drawing and would take suggestions from the viewers. He may use a photo as reference for lighting and texture on things like desks and floors. But that adds to the depth and aesthetics of his art. He is a sick man slowly going blind who can't do anything but draw and will be homeless and jobless once he can no longer see. There is no social security for the lolicon community.


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