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 No.31717[レス]

Is Nasu and the rest of type/shit lazy or evil? There isn't much of work to do with the remake aside from adding one route and yet those shits still haven't done anything.

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 No.31721

>>31720

Very well, then I shall deny it with you.


 No.31724

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>>31721

Thanks 名無し.


 No.31731

File: ddb3d092aa461e8⋯.jpg (106.48 KB, 685x724, 685:724, its shit right.jpg)

Discuss.


 No.31736

>>31731

He can kill them but it's not like he'd get the opportunity to get close enough to actually do it.


 No.31762

>>31717

>>31731

The most amazing thing about Shiki is that he looks like a cunt destroyer without glasses and like an ultimate nerdlord with them on




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 No.31592[レス]

Together or not together, truly these are the last of those dreamlike days.

 No.31599

Why does my brain want to make me think ye olde /jp/ was an arcadian paradise even though it's not true? Have the years of everybody deifying the pre-puddi age caused that to me?


 No.31646

>>31599

You're free now.


 No.31693

File: f20964a19b4e71b⋯.jpg (17.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, i wonder who.jpg)

I wonder who could it be...


 No.31699

>>31693

僕の嫁さんです。




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 No.31454[レス]

Apparently /jp/verse is 9 years old now.

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 No.31612

I think

it's a header.


 No.31641

File: 3699aba283a6310⋯.jpg (108.17 KB, 600x600, 1:1, anime grill.jpg)

Suigining.

You remember the time when everybody was complaining about shitposting. Here we see /jp/ without shitposting is nothing but a bunch of nerds jacking off to japanese cartoons.


 No.31645

>>31641

How is that a bad thing?

I find that more entertaining than a bunch of attentionwhores spouting unfunny nonsense.


 No.31683

>>31641

>Here we see /jp/ without shitposting is nothing but a bunch of nerds jacking off to japanese cartoons.

Wow, that's unlike the shittyposty spinoffs, which are full of life and originality!

Also shouldn't you be murdering Afghan children?


 No.31688

>>31641

Don't you dare.

DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

(History hexes us...)




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 No.31540[レス]

I have a practical tip for you /jp/! If you have a problem with shitting, you should try squatting, which in case of a normal toilet can be achieved either through through putting your legs either on a small chair(assuming you have one) or on the toilet desk. This makes pooping easier as humans were evolved to defecate like that: this position straightens your rectum and relaxes your muscles, letting the poop get out easier. Also pooping in such position is more healthy than in case of 90 degree shitting, as you are less likely to develop colon cancer!

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 No.31553

>>31551

I'm pro-white and pro-squat, dude.


 No.31565

>>31540

>or on the toilet desk

Do not stand on the toilet. It is unbalanced and likely to break doing that.


 No.31572

>>31565

>It is unbalanced and likely to break doing that.

You must be heavy weight then.


 No.31576

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>>31565

It shouldn't break if you sit like that.


 No.31579

>>31576

It shouldn't break even if you lift yourself entirely onto your feet placed on the sides. American Standard toilets can hold a standard American.

The danger of that is not breaking the toilet, but rather yourself slipping off, or worse, in.

Just lifting your legs up while sitting normally like >>31576 shows should be absolutely fine.




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 No.31508[レス]

What does /jp/ think about the concept of 10 dimensions? It's pretty neat, even though I think it's a bit hard to get it.

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 No.31594

>>31593

I don't know, my mind becomes that of a mindless greedy beast when im masturbating


 No.31595

>>31594

That in itself is pretty fun. The primal urge to seek out pleasurable stimulation. Letting go of reason, winding up tension, and feeling so, so much.

If I gestured to my lap, would you sit on it and watch Japanimation with me? Wearing fluffy pajamas so it's totally safe, dude.


 No.31596

>>31595

Hmm, I don't know that sounds a bit too intimate for me, I prefer these sort of activities with lovers. But we could spend a comfy day together


 No.31597

>>31596

Being reserved is a good thing.

Would you spend an entire day sitting with a heavy pile of blankets on listening to peaceful music? Or do you need excitement as well?


 No.31598

>>31597

I don't mind laying around all day in a comfy place.

I tend to sleep all day when I'm depressed, if I'm not I take it easy at my pc




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 No.31480[レス]

/jp/sie or /jp/sy? Maybe both?

 No.31481

How about Jippie?


 No.31482

/jp/sie is the usual term niwaka


 No.31486

>>31482

I know that silly, but if we tried to mimic the root word, then it should be /jp/sy.


 No.31497

/jp/shi-


 No.31531

ジェイピーシーまたはジップシー




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 No.31436[レス]

have you folks payed a visit to the new /jp/sie colony that was carved out of this hidden corner of the fatherland

http://boards.4chan.org/qa/

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 No.31524

I'd probably use it if it wasn't on 4chan. Sounds like fun but you still have to go back I'm afraid.


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 No.31528

I forgot how shitty posts made by /pol/tards were.

Seeing someone call Momiji ``awoo" was too much!


 No.31529

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>>31528

While I agree /pol/'s posting is rather shitty, that's not a good example. It's only as bad as vomit-chan, dude.


 No.31538

>>31436

you have to go back




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 No.31484[レス]

I have come to present you with some shocking information I learned over my entire career, /jp/. Please do not take lightly, I burned a lot of time and resources to come up with this.

The elite are all about transcendence, living forever and the secrets of the universe. They want you to know that some are good, some are bad, and some are a mix. But the good ones never want to organize, and the bad ones didn't want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don't want dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don't intend to get together until things are really late in the game. Then they come together and evil is always defeated because good is so much stronger. So we're on this planet and Einstein's physics showed it, Max Planck's physics showed it all that there's at least 12 dimensions. Now there's all the top scientists and billionaires coming on and saying "It's a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity's bleeding in to this universe." That's what they call dark matter. So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp on some computer program, some god's mind whatever. They're proving it all, and it's all coming out. Now, there's also this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension. That's just turned over to the most horrible things that it resonates to. It's trying to get up into the 3rd dimension that's just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. While our species is already up in the 5th or 6th dimension, our consciously best people. But there's this big war trying to basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will. And there's a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evil's allowed to come in and contend not just good. While the elite's themselves believe they're racing using human technology to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization where they're going to merge with machines to transcend and breakaway from the failed species that is man. Which is like a false transmission because they're thinking that what they are is ugly and bad projecting them onto themselves instead of believing it's a human test about building us up. And so, Google was set up 19 years ago because, - I knew this before it was declassified I'm just saying this beca投稿が長すぎます。こちら をクリックすると全文を表示します。

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 No.31498

>>31492

Why's 8/jp/ drugs

When's ratings

Where's meguca?


 No.31504

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>>31498

>Why's 8/jp/ drugs

I agree, not only we take drugs, but also drink alcohol and suicide!


 No.31506

>>31504

Don't want to disappoint you but.. I don't do any of that..


 No.31510

>>31484

shit, somebody transcribedthis? VERY good job, whoever did it. 10/10 kopipe


 No.31515

>>31510

thank you, it was a lot of work




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 No.31453[レス]

I want to marry Sagugu!!!

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 No.31461

>>31460

I got that picture from the future. We will be married at that point.


 No.31462

>>31461

Omedetou my dude!


 No.31465

I want to marry a cute girl and start a cute family!


 No.31467

>>31461

When's your child due?


 No.31477

>>31467

At some point in the future. I'm not married to her yet.




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 No.31424[レス]

キタ―――(゚∀゚)―――!!

 No.31427

Couldn't you find the other thread?


 No.31446

>>31427

That fashion sense deserves even ten threads. Look closely, in both pictures the hat and the shirt are matching.


 No.31475

I want to watch ZUN fuck his wife to make more children. How much do you think he could make by selling such footage?




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 No.31422[レス]

Are you ever getting tired of lusting over 2D girls?

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 No.31430

>>31428

Absence of activity/positive(?) emotion = boredom


 No.31431

the well never runs dry


 No.31432

>>31430

I fail to see how this is related to the question in the OP


 No.31433

I know a 3D girl that is literally a 2D girl, I would try to make her my wife if I wasn't me


 No.31443

>>31433

Can I make her my wife then?




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 No.31409[レス]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia_%28continent%29

Important: this is officially a continent.

 No.31412

>>31409

>this is officially a continent.

Says who?


 No.31415

>>31412

>In 2017, the Geological Society of America published a report stating that Zealandia is a geological continent, rather than a microcontinent or continental fragment.


 No.31416

>>31415

Who said they can just decide that? I didn't agree to this


 No.31421

>>31416

I bullied them into that




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 No.31253[レス]

What are /jp/'s predictions regarding the development of Otaku Coolture's™?

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 No.31280

File: c0364c2bcb2aa96⋯.jpg (129.66 KB, 850x1325, 34:53, c03.jpg)

>>31279

This one?


 No.31281

>>31280

Yes, it's everywhere now.


 No.31282

>>31281

I hate every single one of these dumb new outfits


 No.31283

>>31282

Yeah they are pretty slutty, that's basicly their only appeal


 No.31285

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>>31282

Keyhole sweaters are top tier though.




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 No.31267[レス]

post bellies

 No.31271

Tell me about your posts /jp/. Why are you using the sage?


 No.31275

File: fc35d65b2f7c06f⋯.png (1.39 KB, 448x448, 1:1, SAGE.png)

>>31271

Because it tastes good. Though personally my favorite spice is curcumin, turmeric extract.


 No.31276

>>31275

Don't know.. too indian for me.

It's pretty good in curry dishes but not very flexible in my opinion.


 No.31297

>>31276

Tumeric is too Indian, yeah. High purity curcumin extract is mostly just subtly sweet.

I like it best on eggs and baked potatoes, with extra pepper.




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 No.31232[レス]

How shit is Prisma Illya, /jp/?

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 No.31236

a disgrace to old nasushit

fgo is worse though


 No.31237

Apparently there are some curious implications and lots of inside joked like in that other anime that's like Super Smash Brothers but with Nasuverse characters (and an anime).

All I saw was a bunch of gay lolis doing shit all while some dumb annoying slut with two ribbons in her hair gets anally annihilated by another dumb annoying slut with two ribbons in her hair. One of them has drills an the other twin tails but I forgot which is which.

Main loli has two sisters that are apparently robots or whatever but the only reason you should watch this show.

Archer from the main game thingy has a cameo as main loli's brother back when he wasn't called Archer but Shirou. Or before. I don't know, never read the thing.


 No.31240

first two seasons/manga are great. it gets really weird afterwards. I'd read/watch it up to the point where they travel to that parallel dimension with the mansion at the center of a crater.

the fight with bazett in the second manga is really awesome.


 No.31249

everything before 3rei is good. then it gets a bit weird. when 3rei isn't very serious it can be good. there's also going to be a movie.


 No.31250

File: e77a514e1641ddd⋯.gif (507.56 KB, 600x240, 5:2, 1475647652107.gif)

There are multiple instances of loli making out with each other passionately.

It is silly and cute.

It is not terribly boring, not really irritating, but maybe a little embarrassing. If you're one of >>30916 those CUTE jp then pausing might be a little too common.

You should watch and/or read it anyway since you've time.




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