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 No.33751[レス]

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 No.33867

>>33754

Tumblr is actually really good for image-related stuff, comics aside, there's a shit-ton of porn to be found there, be it art, fetish comics and irl stuff(including camwhores here and there if you fancy that).


 No.33883

>>33867

Anon, I'm sorry to hear about your scat fetish


 No.33915

As shit as its layout and userbase are, it's still can be a source of information. Skim it, grab what's worthwhile and get the fuck out. That layout is a pain to look at.


 No.33941

Yeah ok

BUT

Can we talk about the fact that FS is done now? I wonder whether that's the reason Yen Press picked it up for translation


 No.33949

Kosuzu playable when?




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 No.33696[レス]

CM wants to know what board-tan you guys want to represent /jp/so that an artist can put them in a mural. I don't use /jp/ myself, I just wanted to let you guys know this was happening so ye wouldn't be left out. If it's Yuuka then say so so that I can tell /2hu/.

When ye decide go to >>>/sudo/42783 and tell them.

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 No.33944

>>33942

Eh, anyway it's too late. I've already told Codemonkey since I'm about to go sleep.

>I ain't voting in it cause I don't really post here

Avoid being a crossie, and we're fine.


 No.33945

Does anyone have a copy of Cirno's Perfect Botspam?


 No.33946

>>33945

What do you want it for?


 No.33947

>>33946

Well it was written specifically to spam strawpolls and demonstrate how absolutely retarded using them to gauge public opinion on image boards is.


 No.33948

Decision taken, Thread locked.




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 No.33690[レス]

how come there isnt a website where lonely neets can find cougars to adopt them

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 No.33749

>>33738

i am mothercon


 No.33750

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I'm mostly indifferent to women my age. Older women, however...


 No.33757

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i like a woman that knows what shes doing


 No.33815

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 No.33876

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>>33815

I regret nothing.




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 No.33374

I've just realized that I could never make a good bullet hell game because I wouldn't come up with nice patterns. How the HELL do you even conceptualize them?


 No.33619

>>33374

Please respond


 No.33692

>>33374

Honestly, it's probably easier if you think about the character first, and make patters that feel symbolic. Say you have a steampunk character. The patters could have bullets coming up from a few points at the bottom coming fast upward, and each has a small random horizontal speed which becomes more apparent as their vertical movement slows. Like steam vents.

And another could be some rings of bullets that spin on a center point and interlock like gears.


 No.33747

>>33692

Didn't ZUN think of the patterns first and of the character designs later? Don't quote me on that, though.

Though picking a theme at the start is essential. It may be easier to think of patterns as one-two main thematic patterns with additional bullets to make things more exciting, e.g. the main motif and bullets that slowly spiral outwards. The rest is throwing it all at the wall and seeing what sticks.




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 No.28889[レス]

That's a small knife.

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 No.29019

>>29018

This sounds like part of the plot to a doujin.


 No.29030

>>29011

>makes way into the other's heart by finding out where it hurts, and then pressing softly.

reminds me of these lewd japanese whispering recordings that I play on max volume through headphones in bed. you can find one recorded with a good mic per 200 shitty ones, but it's worth it. with every word the girl speaks I feel her finger inside my skull, gently rubbing and wiggling some damaged "muscle" in my brain. it's a lot like scratching a wound. my body actually tries to get away from it and crawls slowly to the side like an animal I can't control.

then it encounters a wall. there's this deep feeling of being cornered. and I'm just lying there covered in snot and tears, being brain-fucked through a wound in my brain. I never EVER let anyone get in my space and now all of a sudden there's this warm, wet, girly breathing on my neck. it's like someone is breaking through all my defenses and stroking my heart like a penis. I get this "going-insane" feeling and it definitely feels like my neurons are dying from all this.


 No.29031

>>29030

also, don't get me started on all the hallucinations that the brain starts to generate during the neurotransmitter rush. if it doesn't rustle you, try it on drugs.

apparently, sense of hearing is not supposed to work in separation. subtle bursts of air from her mouth and nose are generated depending of the consonants and vowels she speaks. pillows rustle and bed makes screeching sounds.

I get the illusion of pillow under your head suddenly collapsing as she pats or lies on it. I can also get air from her mouth because of millisecond delay in perception or something. I felt the same thing with VR when the mind slips sometimes and generates sensations that are caused by virtual stimuli.

but I'm spooked when the mind is able to predict and see movements before the sound of a movement takes place. could it be that the brain is planting false memories that explain the paradox it suddenly encountered?


 No.33609

>>28914

Fix me up with you aunt, if your aunt looks like THAT, I'd fuck her 24/7


 No.33685

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Just popping in to say this thread deserves some kind of award for "How the fuck did this OP lead to these more recent posts?"




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 No.33237[レス]

Any self-improvement otaku here?

After a dream I had in which I saw a goddess from a time long gone fade away, I decided to stop being such a wimp and strive to become a "true man". Since then I've been trying my best to become as skillful, educated, athletic and righteous as I possibly can, all while still being the same nerdy person I've always been. My most notable achievements until now are: learning how to cook, being able to do pull-ups and trying my best to fight off my masturbation habits.

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 No.33635

Tomorrow I'm not going to post on the internet at all. The day after I'll be back, though.


 No.33658

>>33635

How did it go?


 No.33670

>>33658

Fine. I cleared my head a bit.


 No.33672

I've had an idea:

Maybe I should scam normies by offering overpriced lifecoaching sessions


 No.33673

>>33672

Do it.




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 No.32174[レス]

worst touhou to date

prove me wrong

protip: you can't

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 No.33646

Kuso thread


 No.33647

can we get this eyesore off the frontpage please


 No.33651

>>33647

Just bump something else then. Or make a new thread.

Simple right.


 No.33653

>>33651

If it's such an eyesore, then it only solves it in the short term, since it only takes one bump to undo that. Oh well.


 No.33655

File: 1db54c262becad0⋯.jpg (21.41 KB, 240x300, 4:5, shiki.jpg)

Disappear.

This dog is an eyesore.

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 No.31929[レス]

eat, sleep, post

>Which 2hu would you fug

Definitely pic related, I want to explode inside her

How does one fund themselves as a NEET?

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 No.33451

>>33445

RoR does suck though, how did it ever catch on?


 No.33607

Well I am not really a NEET anymore, I just joined college, so well, yeah once I manage to graduate, I will have to wage slave my ass to pay the loan, but I got to meet lot of anime lovers, it was not all that bad, and apparently hikkimori life is not for me, it was too boring to just stay in the room, once in a while I just NEEDED to go out with friends to grab meal or watch some anime with them every while.


 No.33612

>>33607

go back there


 No.33638

I wanna fug an anime girl in the puss.


 No.33639

>>33638

I prefer the butte.




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 No.33620[レス]

Which cliches in weeb media /jp/ finds to be annoying, overused etc.?

Pic unrelated.

 No.33623

this thread is the most annoying cliche in imageboard culture


 No.33627

>>33623

There are worse ones imho.




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 No.28442[レス]

It begins.

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 No.29079

>>29073

I like this result.


 No.33610

4chan is near dead state, it's like cockroach that survives everytime, but their is a way to kill it, assume if they lose their private then naturally the fuel, the population that powers it will abandon the ship, now those who just migrate here will have a land, other will just vanish, a perfect end, which is impossible.


 No.33614

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I sometimes fantasize about imageboard-style sengoku jidai, with the admins of newly-rising imageboards waging war against each other as the crises and dramas plunge 4chan into chaos. The vanguard of /jp/sies(me included of course) would spearhead the restoration of /jp/ community through forcing the concessions from the Hiro shogunate, then spread its influence onto the text boards and other weeb boards culminating in the creation of よつば☆ちゃんねる once the gookjew's site collapses. Obviously the rival sites led by the normalfags would try to claim the overlordship over those domains as well, but the Yamato-damashii would prevail and those subhumans would back down, ending the reign of cancer over /jp/ once and for all.


 No.33617

4chan will probably be the last imageboard to fall into obscurity.

And if it is ever taken down, 8chan would be the last alternative I would call home.


 No.33621

>>33614

you have way too much time on your hands




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 No.31919[レス]

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

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 No.31952

>>31946

The first 15 or so episodes of mobile suit are actually about the proper technique for beating a child and how women and refugees ruin everything.


 No.31954

>>31952

thanks, I'll keep that in mind


 No.33531

File: 40a110035e5d14a⋯.png (404.63 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1447876115746-0.png)

Who is he trying to get?


 No.33556

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 No.33615

File: 2b5e368b7b8d376⋯.png (700.58 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, d2ddc6d9adcc1a1b44b0519961….png)

We need to go deeper.




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 No.33089[レス]

Somebody just mentioned an interest of theirs and this was your reaction, what was it?

>taking excessively long showers with comfy music playing

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 No.33094

ayy who you greenin mah niggah


 No.33097

File: 25860b251e4c6fa⋯.jpg (60.04 KB, 419x208, 419:208, too green.jpg)

Had a talk with someone about our preferences for dolls. We've agreed that the slutty ones in modern clothing look like shit. It was a happy moment.

Also, too green, wayq, etc, etc.


 No.33109

Who did he quote from this?


 No.33608

You are essentially describing every Monogatari fan OP.


 No.33613

∧_∧ fap fap

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 No.31985[レス]

Do girls feel as uncomfortable about females in male-oriented eroge as as I feel about guys in otome? There's something scary about the faces on pic related.

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 No.32030

>>31988

Touhou is completely different from Love Live.


 No.32040

>>32029

>I though /jp/ like to roleplay as cute girls.

I do, but since most otome have shitty characters, I find it hard in wanting to become someone's special princess in the majority of cases. What you posted seems to have decent looking guys though.


 No.32045

I want a otome with traps where I can be a girl building a trap harem


 No.33611

Anon you are taking it too seriously, see we have lots of variety in Drove, their is thick brow girls, their are third girls, their are flat, their are Megane, cakes, Christmas cakes, one with braids, fit chicks with lesbian abs, let's not even get to hairstyle, that alone is reason thousand of personalities exist.

On other hand prime is old school retarded shit that copies our galge at best, I mean in the end they are tall tall slim sissy bishie who have pointed chin we can play Beyblade with, woman are too dumb to even care.


 No.33618

>>33611

>who have pointed chin we can play Beyblade with

shit that got me




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 No.33155[レス]

It's time for it again.

The live of the 4th stage concert is coming this friday - the 23rd. I will put the stream at the tearoom at this time:

From 09:30 UTC/05:30 EST to around 13:00 UTC/09:00 EST.

Notice: the proper live starts 30 - 45 minutes after said starting hour. They put on some music while waiting though, so it's still nice.

DiGiTAL WiNG, EastNewSound and A-One will be involved, along with others.

Feel free to join and listen to some nice music together.

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 No.33226

>>33174

Nevermind.

My internet loves to ruin all my plans apparently. I've tried multiple times through the week to record the stream on Nicolive, but without success. It keeps buffering.

I'll probably change internet provider in a few days. I'm tired of this.

So only restream of the YT live coming.

Anyway, since no one says a thing about the date, how about next Sunday, the 9th?


 No.33448

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>>33226

I'm starting to worry for janny, don't kill yourself kudasai!


 No.33457

>>33448

Eh I'm fine, still taking it easy. I just noticed that this seems to not interest our /jp/sies.

So I'll go on and decide a date myself, soon.


 No.33458

>>33457

>So I'll go on and decide a date myself, soon.

To kill yourself? Have you been responding to the Rabbit? If you have stop immediately. You can turn your life around, you can make it. Please don't let the Rabbit convince you there is no hope. We have lost too many /jp/sies already to it's twisted words. I belive in you 8mod. The Rabbit


 No.33461

>>33458

<typing it 3 times

You've doomed yourself.




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 No.33189[レス]

from 1 to 10 how much of a good girl is she

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 No.33200

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.33201

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 No.33210

>>33199

This is proof that Sanny is the purest good girl.


 No.33417

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Who?

Animu green hair, generic schoolgirl, no hat, no character, probably most fake 2hu, not even good for her sex appeal.


 No.33426

>>33201

deepest lore




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