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File: 4c22966637f683b⋯.jpg (57.23 KB, 600x829, 600:829, laughing elf man.jpg)

 No.29313[レス]

안녕 /jp/!

 No.29316

File: b569532ad336359⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 720x480, 3:2, king.jpg)

hi korea


 No.29318

that's corea you racist


 No.34279

n


 No.36852

File: 5537d34df35fce3⋯.jpg (418.8 KB, 1000x661, 1000:661, 1452456860477.jpg)

test do not answer


 No.36853

File: d9d8d6a362acaae⋯.jpg (121.15 KB, 1000x661, 1000:661, 1452456860478.jpg)

test do not answer




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 No.29164[レス]

America here, I've got this crazy idea that if we work together, we can make a fool proof system for passing the Japanese test for college credit.

 No.29165

File: 3209c3ba9cf2474⋯.png (65.52 KB, 510x634, 255:317, listening.PNG)

File: 0fdbfc8812e3be7⋯.png (81.08 KB, 1006x631, 1006:631, reading.PNG)

The AP Japanese Language and Culture test is what we have here in the US. The first half of the test is answering questions based off of audio clips and text.

The way I see it, for this half, we just have to make out the basics. So, we should learn basic grammar and only the most common place words.


 No.29166

File: 8ed547bb5ba6eef⋯.png (87.75 KB, 612x506, 306:253, chat.PNG)

File: 0cb09342a1cc415⋯.png (25.07 KB, 448x245, 64:35, speech.PNG)

The last half is going to be the most challenging half, it goes from multiple choice to free response. The first part of this section has you responding to someone in a "chat room", and the second has you make a quick presentation about a topic.

If we know the basics we can do the chat room part easy, and we can practice by chatting up qt grills over the internet. I'm not sure how we'd bullshit the presentation, the topics seem pretty easy, so we might be able to wing it. As long as we do well on the other parts, we probably don't really need to worry about the presentation.


 No.29167

File: a93a2f299a6a607⋯.jpg (457.45 KB, 590x887, 590:887, 1453714257796-3.jpg)

If any other countries want to share what they're equivalent test looks like, that would be pretty chill.


 No.34278

k




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 No.29134[レス]

I used to eat sardines for dinner

 No.29141

>>29134

And then what? Don't leave me in suspense, I'm on the edge of my seat!


 No.29144

Please elaborate, this is important!


 No.34277

5




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 No.28982[レス]

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

>A 7.3-magnitude earthquake struck at 05:59 AM local time just off Honshu, in the Fukushima prefecture. The Japan Meteorological Agency issued Tsunami advisories for much of the nation's northern Pacific coast. Waves are expected to hit at least 3 metres high.

I hope there will be less damage - and victims of course - as possible. Japan really can't catch a break recently.

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 No.29015

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_29/

Apparently there are at least 15 people injured and minor damages to structures. Also the Tsunami waves were higher than predicted - http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_33/ - but overall it is nothing too serious. However, the Meteorological Agency officials "warn that another quake of a similar scale could occur within a week, and this may also generate a tsunami". I hope they are wrong.


 No.29020


 No.29026

>>29015

> I hope they are wrong

Party pooper!


 No.29137

>>28982

>7.3 magnitude

we need at least a 9 for anime to be reborn again

let's make it happen


 No.34276

7




File: 4dde5b392957b38⋯.jpg (132.51 KB, 735x587, 735:587, Kuniyoshi_Old-Buddhist.jpg)

 No.28512[レス]

/jp/ meat up

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 No.28721

>>28654

Buzunis!


 No.28734

>>28721

I'll kill you.


 No.28758

>>28734

hah buuzunis you get it haha? yeah bubuznis :) Jo291!! Jordan Buzunis pics & facts only at jo291.ca "Prime Minister of Canada denounces 'Gearbox Software' for applying always on spyware-like DRM on consumer's PC's"


 No.28765

>>28758

Are you writing this when you're on drugs? Because some junkie siht pops out when I google it.


 No.34275

z




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 No.28551[レス]

*farted*

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 No.28559

File: b96ca9d41f8e02e⋯.mp4 (817.15 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Touhou Girl Fart 1 VideoDo….mp4)

>>28558

2D ones do!


 No.28562

>>28559

disgusting


 No.28694

>>28559

shes not 2d and shes not 3d either

explain this


 No.28701

File: 8a4e089c6a22634⋯.jpg (55.07 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 20160720090337_1.jpg)

>>28694

2d triangles are still 2d, even when they're linked together

sorry for the horrendous graphical settings, just maximising my FPS for some pro FPS play


 No.34273

v




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 No.28194[レス]

the IRC is down lol..

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 No.28444

I'm not gay. I'm just a sapiosexual aromantic narcissist with a massive masturbation habit.

Is masturbating to your own glorious self really gay??


 No.28445

>>28441

Your dad is Jarkko Oikarinen LOL


 No.28451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>28428

there's a psy op RIGHT HERE!

>>28431


 No.28522

>>28441

Can confirm.


 No.34272

u




File: c9b537e8d92377b⋯.mp4 (3.56 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, c9b537e8d92377b16aaedec720….mp4)

 No.28375[レス]

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

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 No.28401

>>28383

Me being eaten


 No.28405

File: 8f2d20d4342d7b6⋯.jpg (84.59 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, nigra.jpg)


 No.28427

>>28405

I chuckled.


 No.28577

>>28383

>>28405

Whoa. It's the whole American spectrum!


 No.34271

y




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 No.28018[レス]

we should give the new BO a proper welcome and nickname for restoring glory to /jp/. my suggestion is B2O.

also text is too small now

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 No.28087

>>28086

Done. As for the name, ok then. I don't care.


 No.28088

let's check the ascii art

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            `:‐.、. _∴∵∴∵.-‐''"


 No.28089

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  ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧  ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧

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 | U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ | U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ

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  ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧  ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧-u'∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧

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      `u-∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧`u-∧ (´・ x ・) (・ω・`) ∧∧`u-u' `u-u'

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 | U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ | U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ 

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      `u-u'. `u-u'         `u-u'. `u-u'


 No.28092

bruh


 No.34270

r




File: d26c672b083ffac⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 800x999, 800:999, satori_challenge.jpg)

 No.28038[レス]

Watch this full screen at night with the lights off and volume cranked up. Hard mode: while high on shrooms

https://my.mixtape.moe/btuwsm.webm

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 No.28045

>>28039

Set and setting. Philosophy can help, but set and setting are more important.

Keep lights on with some nice easy to understand music.

Try masturbating. But try to avoid reaching orgasm because post climax depression can hit hard with psychs.

Take a warm shower. As hot as you can get it without scalding yourself. Seriously, that warmth flowing over the body is confusingly glorious.

A really good, albeit difficult, idea is to keep your own mood up with discipline. Learn mental tricks to calm and excite, listen to some "noise" (White, pink, grey, actual noise 'music' genre) and relax, massage yourself properly.

Particularly relevant because psychs are known for changing habits and personalities, so being able to control your own mood with practice on them actually lasts into sobriety.


 No.28112

im high im high on LIFE dude i dont need drugs haha

if everyone is doing them why are you asking me huh?


 No.28114

>>28112

Do you not drink coffee or soda? Are you not physically dependent on the oxygen in air??


 No.28118

>>28114

i drink tea and water. i am but if it were up to me id cut out oxygen


 No.34269

w




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 No.27964[レス]

oh god wat is happen

 No.27971

>>27964

BO is taking shitposting to a whole new level, just when things started to settle down for a while


 No.27979


 No.34268

q




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 No.27980[レス]

Oh young folk —

if you fear death,

die now!

Having died once

you won't die again

 No.27986

test


 No.27987

>>27986

did it work?


 No.27989

File: 1423801194472.jpg (269.01 KB, 1900x1050, 38:21, 1423801194472.jpg)


 No.34267

a




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 No.27983[レス]

don't bully clowns!!

 No.27984

File: CuXN-PmWcAAHIeD.jpg large.jpg (112.48 KB, 846x649, 846:649, CuXN-PmWcAAHIeD.jpg large.jpg)


 No.28020

File: 3c40ff7a1040696⋯.jpg (112.48 KB, 846x649, 846:649, CuXN-PmWcAAHIeD.jpg large.jpg)

maybe now my picture will post!


 No.34266

i




File: 586a3b1d9d74ab9⋯.jpeg (19.58 KB, 540x269, 540:269, Nonononono.jpeg)

 No.29690[レス]

PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT

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 No.29717

It's you.


 No.29731

File: 7ca16b9ff070f20⋯.png (4.14 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

It'd be a bit uncomfortable for me to fuck shobon, because in such scenario his face implies he would be either feeling mild discomfort or pitying my pOnOs..


 No.29734

File: 9abaaf27a5741b9⋯.jpg (51.48 KB, 500x667, 500:667, 1430171466156.jpg)

>>29691

That “feel” when you'll never have s-x with Shii inside her cardboard box. (´;ω;`)


 No.29743

File: e491c79c30d83f5⋯.jpg (33.19 KB, 350x400, 7:8, shii w.jpg)


 No.34259

bump




File: e1eb38ce9b67509⋯.png (219.92 KB, 900x851, 900:851, 1495014718.png)

 No.34007[レス]

Who's your favorite Jew and why do you hate the Touhous?

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 No.34089

>>34086

Please refrain from visiting here again, crossie.


 No.34102

>>34050

>>34053

Reported for insulting YHWH's chosen people, enjoy your ban.


 No.34105

>>34088

Being a renowned Esper-level Pussy Wizard, I channeled the Juices That Be through the Cock in my heart to cast Advanced Clairvoyance, which also works across dimensions.


 No.34117

>>34078

Then don't make them in the first place?


 No.34257

bump




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