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Listen to /jp/Radio! | /jp/'s board ring | Board log | Tearoom channel (we stream here damnit)
Our bunker is at nanashi@bbs.shiptoasting.com (SSH connection)!

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안녕 /jp/!


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hi korea


that's corea you racist




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test do not answer


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test do not answer

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America here, I've got this crazy idea that if we work together, we can make a fool proof system for passing the Japanese test for college credit.


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The AP Japanese Language and Culture test is what we have here in the US. The first half of the test is answering questions based off of audio clips and text.

The way I see it, for this half, we just have to make out the basics. So, we should learn basic grammar and only the most common place words.


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The last half is going to be the most challenging half, it goes from multiple choice to free response. The first part of this section has you responding to someone in a "chat room", and the second has you make a quick presentation about a topic.

If we know the basics we can do the chat room part easy, and we can practice by chatting up qt grills over the internet. I'm not sure how we'd bullshit the presentation, the topics seem pretty easy, so we might be able to wing it. As long as we do well on the other parts, we probably don't really need to worry about the presentation.


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If any other countries want to share what they're equivalent test looks like, that would be pretty chill.



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I used to eat sardines for dinner



And then what? Don't leave me in suspense, I'm on the edge of my seat!


Please elaborate, this is important!



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>A 7.3-magnitude earthquake struck at 05:59 AM local time just off Honshu, in the Fukushima prefecture. The Japan Meteorological Agency issued Tsunami advisories for much of the nation's northern Pacific coast. Waves are expected to hit at least 3 metres high.

I hope there will be less damage - and victims of course - as possible. Japan really can't catch a break recently.

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Apparently there are at least 15 people injured and minor damages to structures. Also the Tsunami waves were higher than predicted - http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20161122_33/ - but overall it is nothing too serious. However, the Meteorological Agency officials "warn that another quake of a similar scale could occur within a week, and this may also generate a tsunami". I hope they are wrong.




> I hope they are wrong

Party pooper!



>7.3 magnitude

we need at least a 9 for anime to be reborn again

let's make it happen



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/jp/ meat up

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I'll kill you.



hah buuzunis you get it haha? yeah bubuznis :) Jo291!! Jordan Buzunis pics & facts only at jo291.ca "Prime Minister of Canada denounces 'Gearbox Software' for applying always on spyware-like DRM on consumer's PC's"



Are you writing this when you're on drugs? Because some junkie siht pops out when I google it.



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2D ones do!






shes not 2d and shes not 3d either

explain this


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2d triangles are still 2d, even when they're linked together

sorry for the horrendous graphical settings, just maximising my FPS for some pro FPS play



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the IRC is down lol..

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I'm not gay. I'm just a sapiosexual aromantic narcissist with a massive masturbation habit.

Is masturbating to your own glorious self really gay??



Your dad is Jarkko Oikarinen LOL


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there's a psy op RIGHT HERE!




Can confirm.



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Me being eaten


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I chuckled.




Whoa. It's the whole American spectrum!



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we should give the new BO a proper welcome and nickname for restoring glory to /jp/. my suggestion is B2O.

also text is too small now

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Done. As for the name, ok then. I don't care.


let's check the ascii art

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Watch this full screen at night with the lights off and volume cranked up. Hard mode: while high on shrooms


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Set and setting. Philosophy can help, but set and setting are more important.

Keep lights on with some nice easy to understand music.

Try masturbating. But try to avoid reaching orgasm because post climax depression can hit hard with psychs.

Take a warm shower. As hot as you can get it without scalding yourself. Seriously, that warmth flowing over the body is confusingly glorious.

A really good, albeit difficult, idea is to keep your own mood up with discipline. Learn mental tricks to calm and excite, listen to some "noise" (White, pink, grey, actual noise 'music' genre) and relax, massage yourself properly.

Particularly relevant because psychs are known for changing habits and personalities, so being able to control your own mood with practice on them actually lasts into sobriety.


im high im high on LIFE dude i dont need drugs haha

if everyone is doing them why are you asking me huh?



Do you not drink coffee or soda? Are you not physically dependent on the oxygen in air??



i drink tea and water. i am but if it were up to me id cut out oxygen



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oh god wat is happen



BO is taking shitposting to a whole new level, just when things started to settle down for a while




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Oh young folk —

if you fear death,

die now!

Having died once

you won't die again





did it work?


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don't bully clowns!!


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maybe now my picture will post!



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It's you.


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It'd be a bit uncomfortable for me to fuck shobon, because in such scenario his face implies he would be either feeling mild discomfort or pitying my pOnOs..


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That “feel” when you'll never have s-x with Shii inside her cardboard box. (´;ω;`)


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Who's your favorite Jew and why do you hate the Touhous?

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Please refrain from visiting here again, crossie.




Reported for insulting YHWH's chosen people, enjoy your ban.



Being a renowned Esper-level Pussy Wizard, I channeled the Juices That Be through the Cock in my heart to cast Advanced Clairvoyance, which also works across dimensions.



Then don't make them in the first place?



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