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File: 36e2de0745acfbf⋯.png (98.45 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1485238115720.png)

 No.155559

Old thread: >>154748

Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?

 No.155561

dont know

cant remember

life is just one long fucking day


 No.155563

>>155561

That sounds like depression talking.


 No.155564

>tfw day two no fap


 No.155565

I want to fuck my onahole on Christmas day.

I forgot what I did last year on Christmas.


 No.155566

Dubs and we get gfs


 No.155569

>>155566

i dont think that makes up for cunt face in the last thread


 No.155570

i was going to correct the op but maybe i'm wrong

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/dreamt-dreamed/

i'm still going to use dreamt

the site doesnt even think it's a word


 No.155571

File: 285a2703b29d0cf⋯.jpg (681.08 KB, 4160x2340, 16:9, WX8zZC7.jpg)

>tfw virgin bedroom


 No.155572

I still get money off my parents and family for Christmas, gonna buy a sick new monitor to go with my brand new PC that I built about two weeks ago

>>155571

That is a mad NEET cave


 No.155574

>>155570

just depends on what vernacular you use

we use the queen's english here so i'd stick with dreamt


 No.155575

>>155559

hey i know that toad


 No.155577

>>155575

He keeps bruce's in his bum


 No.155580

>>155572

My NEET uncle gives me a Dan Murphy's gift card every Christmas.


 No.155581

>>155580

My neet uncle raped me


 No.155582

>>155581

Would you forgive him if he gave you a Dan Murphy's gift card?


 No.155583

>>155580

At least he knows you well.


 No.155586

hoy cunts hows it been


 No.155588

File: 395851196357bac⋯.jpg (18.93 KB, 430x294, 215:147, bigkev_wideweb__430x294.jpg)

>>155586

exciting


 No.155589

>>155586

Yeah all right, how's life on your end m8?


 No.155590

a week or so ago i was at my nans and on telly the fat chick from kath and kim was on it saying she got weinsteined

he must be a pretty deviated cunt


 No.155591

>>155586

Hello. It has been okay.


 No.155592

Opening the doors and windows hasn't been as effective as I would have liked. My thermometer is showing it is still 27 degrees in here.


 No.155593

>>155592

Get an air conditioner you stingey cunt


 No.155594

>>155593

I have one but it is in the living room which I don't use. No cool air gets to my bedroom or computer room so I don't bother turning it on.

I would really need to buy two air conditioners. one for the bedroom and one for the computer room. That seems excessive.


 No.155595

>>155594

Sorry that was rude.


 No.155596

I finally won something playing lotto. Got Division 7 on tonight's Oz Lotto. Won $14.95 from a ticket that cost $10.15

Two lucky cunts won 20 million each.


 No.155597

>>155559

I just thought of dressing my mannequin in one of those slutty Mrs Santa costumes


 No.155598

>>155571

Too brown, should put up a red nazi flag or two to liven the place up


 No.155599

>>155592

>27 degrees

>hot

Are you a recently immigrated euro?


 No.155600

>>155599

He might be one the "heavier" NEETs among us…


 No.155601

I'm depressed.


 No.155602

>>155564

No fap is how I got started on the rape


 No.155603

Spent 4 hours doing paper work for my real estate job, fucking hate this shit I wanna go back to driving forklifts but there's fuck all work


 No.155604

>>155603

Neetking?


 No.155605

>>155603

How much did you make a week doing the food delivery only? Was it worth it after fuel and etc


 No.155606

>>155601

Embrace it and be the sad cunt Allah always intended you to be


 No.155607

>>155605

I do it at night if I don't have much paperwork to do, I get $10 petrol per shift so that covers me for 120ks roughly but I'm fucking bored of it. I make about $400 we week from the real estate job but it's quite atm.


 No.155608

>>155603

That's 4 hours you could've spent raping


 No.155609

>>155596

Buy 4 $1 scratch-its to celebrate


 No.155610

It's like everyone has gone to sleep early so they can wake up early to see the results of the SSM debacle


 No.155611

>>155610

I'm gonna be hungover when that comes out


 No.155612

File: 9e8b51a84d28c4f⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 286x400, 143:200, asian-pepe(RARE).gif)

I'm sick.


 No.155613

Aboriginal penis


 No.155614

I tried to sleep but it is too hot in here. It is still showing 26.5 degrees on my thermometer. Which is very hot for inside, which is something that ignorant NEET from earlier obviously doesn't understand.


 No.155615

>>155614

Below 16 degrees is what we require.


 No.155616

>>155612

stupid roastie


 No.155617

I can't stand being in my parents house anymore. Can you afford to move out on the bux?


 No.155618

>>155614

You are either very fat, very soft mentally or a combination of the both


 No.155619

>>155617

The issue is whether or not a real estate company will let a NEET rent a property


 No.155620

>>155617

There's room In my dumpster if your looking for a place, just stay away from my food


 No.155621

>>155620

thank you


 No.155622

ssm results only hours away, are you excited neets?

>>155615

fucking heat, making it impossible for a full figured neet to get a comfortable night's sleep


 No.155623

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpg (16.17 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images.jpg)

>>155622

>Tfw yes is going to win


 No.155624

>>155623

is it too late to bet on the outcome?


 No.155625

File: b516cc6daa000ea⋯.png (78.85 KB, 581x320, 581:320, ssm.png)

>>155624

goddamit, just when I finally wanted to put down some money on the outcome


 No.155626

File: 8c197152b0e2cf6⋯.png (24.35 KB, 634x224, 317:112, on.png)

>>155625

>21:1 odds of One Nation forming government after the next federal election

well, that's better than the odds trump was getting back in 2015


 No.155627

>>155625

The fags harassed the betting agencies into stopping taking bets on the poll because they said it was disrespectful since so many fags would be killing themselves over it or whatever.


 No.155628

Good morning NEETs

I will be going for my daily bike ride soon.


 No.155629

>>155628

morning


 No.155630

>>155628

Good morning. I hope you enjoy your ride.


 No.155631

I am going to go and do an early shop. Coles opens at 6AM and then Woolies at 7.


 No.155632

>>155631

careful, they often don't open the self-serve checkouts first thing in the morning


 No.155635

>house inspection today

>got a load of things to do before they arrive at 11am

>wake up at 6:30 bright and early

>start mowing the lawns

>housemate walks out, tells me it's illegal to mow the lawns before 7am

>the fuck, ok

>originally got up early to do this shit before the heat

>check the weather in my phone, it's supposed to be overcast today


 No.155636

>>155617

House sharing is feasible, you gotta live with other people though, I've done it for a few years


 No.155637

>>155636

we need a neet sharehouse system, one that keeps out normies and is exclusive to neets who have spent sufficient time shitposting on neetgen, thus proving their bonafides


 No.155638

>>155637

This could either be a pretty good idea or a terrible one.


 No.155639

FUCK

I overslept and didn't make it to the job to put up that shed.

Guess I'll get sacked now, which is ok but the actual talking to the people, FUCK

Guess I'll wake and bake instead


 No.155640

>>155639

Wont they cut off your NEETbux?


 No.155641

>>155632

Yeah I had one of the slovens who works there check me out at Coles. The machines were roped off.


 No.155642

>>155639

I am disappointed in you.


 No.155643

>>155639

>not making sure to set an alarm

It's like you didn't really want to do it or something


 No.155644

File: f47cb32815c74da⋯.png (71.84 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1510690771001.png)

>>155640

Nah. I'm not on neetbux, I am on youth allowance for being a student but I dropped out a while ago. Probably owe them like 1.5k now

>>155643

I set an alarm but then went to sleep after it.


 No.155645

>>155644

>not setting several alarms to make sure you wake up


 No.155647

>>155628

morning


 No.155648

>>155635

>illegal to mow the lawns before 7am

it's only a law because cunts like you dont have any common sense, would you like to be woken up at 7 by a lawnmower next door?


 No.155649

>>155639

you're better than that anon.


 No.155651

>>155645

>sleeping instead of taking stimulants and staying up all night


 No.155652

File: eef6c1c84c0824b⋯.png (53.1 KB, 300x225, 4:3, vote-no_2-300x225.png)

File: 4830012b7b08db4⋯.png (193.44 KB, 1238x1219, 1238:1219, homo sickness.png)

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File: dded2c9fab4ae15⋯.png (149.67 KB, 1050x536, 525:268, faggots-header-3.png)

Fuck, i'm already raged up over this faggot shit


 No.155653

25 MINUTES REMAIN


 No.155654

>>155644

Anon this situation you have got yourself in is not good at all. You need to fess up and get it all sorted. You will feel better without it hanging over your head.

You are not making good decisions right now.


 No.155655

Does anyone really care that much about the big announcement? I have resigned myself to the continued decline of our nation and no longer feel strong emotions at each new outrage.


 No.155656

File: 04d3c9182b22893⋯.jpg (53.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>check out the news for the last few months

>nothing but fag marriage, politician's citizenship and football/celebrity sit (even on the more "serious" news outlets)

We are so completely fucked and deserve it 100%, how can a country with as many problems as ours be so focused on two complete non-issues?

We have got lucky from commodities > mining > housing boom and produce nothing of any real value, unlike countries that have concrete plans for what they'll be doing after their resource booms like Saudi Arabia we have a fucking poverty small amount to help transition away from the inevitable downturn. Owning a house is considered the pinnacle of "making it" in this backwards shithole and we have mortgage brokers and tradies earning more than scientists with PhDs, the government keeps hyping up STEM meme but cuts funding to CSIRO. We don't have real wealth, we have fake wealth. You having fucking idiots out there with interest only mortgages of $500k+. We have hugely unsustainable immigration which is completely out of historical averages and is used to mask weak fiscal policy, even ABC did a story on this shit (But anything that isn't fag marriage doesn't get much traction in this shithole). Why so high when according to the Greens out environment is barely coping as it is, our lack-luster infrastructure is struggling with our existing populations and our energy situation is beyond fucked. Does no one think it's a little fucked how our population is so congregated in 3 cities and yet other western countries have a much more spread population? Just take a look at the U.S. and cities like Phoenix, Dallas, Denver, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Charlotte etc.

There are a whole lot of other issues but leave it at how we have more natural resources than many countries combined and yet electricity several multiples higher. We have massive areas of empty land no one wants yet won't dump Uranium waste there or use it for anything that creates any benefit. There has been no effort to re-vitalize the desert or create some sort of man-made effort to expand our agricultural production, the main industry that could add value to our country given how much we can leverage our status as a "safe and clean' nation to Asia's growing middle class. But instead everything is geared towards our hugely over weighed financial sector (Check out how overweight our financial sector is compared to the U.S./U.K./Any asian country), there is no comparison and that financial sector is completely dependent on the housing bubble. We also have compulsory super annuation in this country, people are going to be thunder fucked if their house and super fund portfolio is halved like in the U.S. during the GFC. The complete economic dependence in such for the most part a "fake" sector is so bullshit and IS going to come back to bite us.

We fuck around hiring braindead early 20s shitcunt women who couldn't hack it in a commerce/engineering/science degree, let alone the private sector to teach kids worthless Aboriginal history, visual arts and PDHPE and yet wonder why Australian kids perform worse than 3rd world shitholes with a TENTH of the public education funding as us where people have retard double digit IQs. We have a bad bad anti-intellectual culture where people are try-hards and act dumb to be "true Australians" despite them not having a clue how people carried themselves in this country in the 50s and 60s.

Gone are the days of fit, tanned Australians BTFOing everyone at the Olympics. We're full of fat fuck mums who drop their kids off at day care and sit around on their ass all day while their cuck husbands put up with it and put their kids on the iPad so "mum can have a break" despite the cow being 50kgs overweight and boomers fucking themselves up having 2 bottles of wine a night getting so drunk most NEETs would blush. Then there's the ice epidemic with people rather throwing money down the blackhole trying to fix Abos than a very real clear issue that actually can be solved and affects them overwhelmingly anyway.

Such potential, so much wasted. And I have no sympathy for every dumb boomer fuck with a massive property portfolio who thinks News Corp is real news and that the grand final is the most important day of the year and dumb fuck 30 something cat ladies who take out loans for trips to Bali and iPhones who are obsessed with The Project and Women's AFL and their combined "haha everything is fine" attitudes. We've had it too good for too easy and haven't learned any lessons from the rest of the world.

But of course not, gay marriage and politician's citizenship.

Fuck it all I'm having a major spergout here, NEET party in Canberra when? I'm convinced we can't do a worse job than the braindead boomers there already.


 No.155657

>NSW is the least pozzed state

Surprising tbh


 No.155658

>>155657

It was expected, rural/regional NSW coming in. Lot of Muslims and Asians in Sydney too.


 No.155659

File: e9656b4851815a0⋯.jpg (138.9 KB, 748x748, 1:1, 1510699420638.jpg)

>Western Sydney highest no vote


 No.155660

So what will be the new front in the culture wars? Trannies in public toilets?


 No.155661

>>155657

It is full of backwards shitskins.


 No.155662

>>155660

Trannies fighting for the right to use whichever public toilet gloryhole they prefer.


 No.155663

>>155660

hiv+ men being allowed to give blood. The whole country is gonna be literally pozzed


 No.155664

>>155644

They will keep paying you.

You're not rorting the system, in 12 - 24 months time they will work it out and send you a notice of debt for the entire amount.

I've seen 20yo's owing 30k to centrelink, just because they didnt update their study status (or lack thereof).

Take it from a former Cenno employee… (over a decade ago).

This is the sort of thing that can throw you into a deep depression.


 No.155665

>>155664

I've had that before. It'll be fine, I'll stop it when I get more work.


 No.155666

>>155664

>former Cenno employee

Do you know what was behind the recent tightening of DSP eligibility rules?


 No.155667

Why can't I get a job despite years of experience and a degree from a good uni? I got rejected from a call center job and am seriously considering just offing myself.


 No.155668

hoy cunts how's it going

Yesterday I had to explain to someone what toast was


 No.155669

>>155667

The problem will be your social skill deficits and associated mental health issues.

Do not off yourself please. Know that you are loved and appreciated by all your friends here in the NEET general.


 No.155670

>>155669

But I got shut down before I even got an interview.

And I do great in interviews. When I get them.

You're not my mom, I can off myself if I want to >:(


 No.155671

>>155668

yesterday you asked us how we were and then didnt reply


 No.155672


 No.155673

>>155671

sorry about that cunts, the site seemed to start shitting on people who use adblock and I just realised that


 No.155674

>>155673

I use ublock and the site seems to work fine for me


 No.155675

Just checked the news.

Fags can get married now huh? One more reason to kill myself.


 No.155676

>>155675

Why the fuck did Pauline approve the vote in the first place


 No.155677

>>155676

Unfortunately its because she's a dumb cunt.


 No.155678

>>155676

The bitch is retarded and says whatever so she can get votes and win that fat pension, you should have realized this by now.


 No.155679

>>155674

yeah so do i, dunno what he's on about


 No.155680

File: e6bffd8422498a6⋯.png (607.86 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, hanson dedicated her book ….png)

>>155676

she's a silly cunt


 No.155681

>>155680

maybe she thought it would be forced through parliament eventually anyway, and a plebiscite was the only chance of stopping it


 No.155683

>>155681

>maybe she thought

Hahahahaha


 No.155684

>>155681

She doesn't have thoughts at that level of sophistication.


 No.155685

>>155681

>women

>thinking

Thats a good joke m8.


 No.155686

>>155684

This, she's a fucking idiot and her entire party is just a stain on the brand of politics she represents all so poorly.

Can anyone else not stand Christopher Pyne and Sam Dastyari or whatever his name is? They both seem like the biggest rats I've seen in my entire life. Sorry for the political rant on the comfy general but fucking hell they're both weasels.


 No.155687

>>155686

>Sam Dastyari

That chimp, chimped out recently when someone called him a Monkey


 No.155688

>>155683

>>155684

>>155685

>tfw your country's only hope is a woman who ran a fish and chips shop for a living

Alright anons, we're pretty fucked. But what would you have done?


 No.155689

>>155688

Obviously tell them to fuck off for one, all they managed to do was pissfart around and waste money.


 No.155690

>>155686

Thats a majority of politicians m8. I can count on one hand the amount of pollies that aren't lying cunts.


 No.155691

>>155688

I would of done what has been done for the last how any fucking years, kept it at a stalemate because it's non fucking issue


 No.155692

>>155686

Politics is an integral part of NEET life, our NEETbucks depends on it


 No.155693

>>155692

NEET party when?

They could have serious swing in Gippsland and Perth


 No.155694

>>155679

css chimp broke js loading for pale meme

>>155688

>what would you have done?

tell them to fix their tax loopholes then we talk the fag marriage


 No.155695

>>155692

Our NEETbux depend on political decisions and trends, but also our lives were ruined by those same decisions and trends going back decades.

We would not be this way had things been different.


 No.155696

>>155693

we already have our ideas >>155656


 No.155697

File: bda92471a1e9284⋯.jpg (69.28 KB, 576x384, 3:2, sizzle.jpg)

Well it looks like Australia just dogged the boys


 No.155698

>>155697

The Australia we all know has been long dead.


 No.155699

>>155698

I still delcare we need to nuke Melbourne


 No.155700

>>155698

i hope howard is happy


 No.155701

>>155698

Does this mean I have to get gay married now ?


 No.155702

>>155700

I've made breakfast for that cunt


 No.155703

>>155701

Yes.

You will soon get a government form in which you declare whether you are an otter, bear, twink etc


 No.155704

>>155702

did he let you touch his eyebrows at least?


 No.155705

>>155703

But I like the vaginas ….


 No.155706

>>155705

Then you can have your dick turned into one.


 No.155707

>>155705

Sorry but Australia has voted.

I guess you could become a transgender woman and enjoy pussy that way.


 No.155708

>>155704

**Nah I was another room the whole time


 No.155709

>>155707

Ban All Assault Vaginas


 No.155710

>>155655

I did but then I realised I don't have any hope for this country anymore so I couldn't give a fuck.


 No.155711

>>155708

missed opportunity m8


 No.155712

>>155664

How likely is it for people to get kicked off the dsp?


 No.155713

>>155655

That's what they want you to do, distance yourself from politics and lose interest.


 No.155714

>>155668

I believe its called twice cooked bread faggot.


 No.155715

>>155676

>why did a woman do something stupid

Do you really need to ask?


 No.155716

>>155714

i thought people called it bicky bread since it's crunchy like bickies


 No.155717

>>155701

Yes.

Your local bum buddy john will be moving in shortly to help reduce the cost of housing.


 No.155718

>2 days till USUM comes out

Cant wait neets


 No.155719

>>155718

You better pirate it


 No.155721

>>155718

United States Ultra Marines?


 No.155722

>>155719

Nah I'm waking up at like 5am to go and buy it first thing in the mourning because i'm a good goy.


 No.155723

>>155721

Ultra sun ultra moon pokeman game


 No.155724

http://archive.is/I8hph

I found this news story


 No.155725

>>155724

Apparently in [CURRENT YEAR], everyones some form of rapist.


 No.155726

>>155722

Why the fuck, the game is like $70, that's like 9 bags of goon

Just pirate it


 No.155727

>>155725

I still like the story though


 No.155728

>>155724

>pidgin

The fuck is this shit. White ebonics?


 No.155729

>>155726

Its $59 and that small amount of money means fuck all to me.

Also I don't believe in pirating so if something is worth my time then its worth my money.


 No.155730

I'd like to see a breakdown of the white vote by age.


 No.155731

>>155728

No it's basically nigerian ebonics


 No.155732

>>155729

>and that small amount of money means fuck all to me.

Mate we don't allow wagies here, or at least wagies who have financial control


 No.155733

File: a609ca11319624c⋯.jpg (16.64 KB, 240x214, 120:107, 4c53721b4985d1c92c602a853a….jpg)

recruitment agent is spamming my phone


 No.155734

>>155733

tell em to fuck off we're full


 No.155735

>>155732

I'm on the dsp

>>155733

>owning a phone


 No.155736

>>155656

I completely agree with everything you say. The only topic you didn't touch on was the immigration problem. It's impossible to resolve our own infrastructure, housing and employment issues when we're shipping in boatloads of third worlders.

The sad truth is that our generation is stuck in the beginning of the transition period. There is nothing we can do to alter the outcome. The economy is slowing, the economic bubble is reaching critical mass and sooner or later we're going to have a collapse that wipes everything out. The only problem is the wait. I want it to happen now, let their house of cards fall. It could take another 10-20 years, and that's a worry, as we'll all be getting to middle age at that point.

The only thing we can do to help it along is exactly what we're doing right now: A culture of welfare dependency. Suck the system dry. But the cash will run out one day, and we have to be prepared for that eventuality.


 No.155737

>>155735

still though I don't understand why you wouldn't rather buy 7 bags of goon


 No.155738

>>155737

Drinking is haram


 No.155739

>>155738

so is pokemon porn


 No.155740

>>155739

Good thing I dont view that then


 No.155741

>>155656

>>155736

Sorry, you did actually mention immigration. I have bad reading comprehension.


 No.155742

>>155740

>Not viewing the only good thing about pokemon

what a gay, I bet you find fullderp to be shit too


 No.155744

>>155742

I havent played pokemon in 5ish years and I didn't play fullderp back then but I did making shitty meme/rage educing lineups when I played


 No.155745

I did enjoy making*


 No.155746

>>155736

>Parroting Varg

Think for yourself


 No.155747

Does anyone else actually not give a shit whether fag marriage is legal or not? I just wanted a 'no' vote so I could watch the SJW meltdown.


 No.155748

Welp, I did my part. The vote was probably rigged anyway. Of course, now we have to deal with all the smug normalfags who think they've changed things for the better.


 No.155749

>>155747

it doesn't really change anything, it's just a signal either way

fuck even the citzenship shit is more important


 No.155750

Fags were already getting all the benefits of marriage status as it was.


 No.155751

>>155746

So what do you propose the solution is? Vote and depend on "democracy" to solve our issues?


 No.155752

So what games do you neets play?


 No.155754


 No.155755

Yesterday I applied to a bunch of bogan jobs on seek and tomorrow I've got two interviews

I never knew it was so easy


 No.155756

>>155755

What's a bogan job?


 No.155757

>>155755

I start being a wagie as of tomorrow, pray for me NEETs.


 No.155758

>>155756

Warehouse/factory/labouring


 No.155759

>>155757

what job?


 No.155760

>>155752

i've been playing dishonoured 2 and i started the evil within but it's kinda meh


 No.155762

File: 196e6aeece7b7dd⋯.jpg (40.97 KB, 600x400, 3:2, hang loose brother.jpg)

Now that I've done my daily jobs its time to get on the buds


 No.155763

>>155759

Labelling shit inna warehouse I think.


 No.155764

>>155751

Giving up and resigning to despair of course. Better start befriending abos and pick up some bush tucker skills mate.


 No.155765

>>155762

Please stop smoking weed.


 No.155767

>>155762

Don't stop smoking weed.


 No.155768

>>155763

How much does it pay?


 No.155770


 No.155771

>>155768

Probably 23 bucks ish. I had a job putting cleaning liquids into boxes, $25/h working 4pm-12

Just did a few weeks work in a warehouse putting signs and stickers into boxes, $23.50 with some overtime

Whats the point of even living on less than a grand a week tbh, id just save up before moving to Cambodia to eventually die of self destruction behaviour


 No.155772

>>155770

shit that's almost twice as much as me


 No.155773

>>155772

Mate it kinda sounds like your working under minimum wage, the fuck are you getting paid anyway?


 No.155774

>>155773

I'm a 1st year apprentice so it's legal

I get paid $13.5 an hour


 No.155776

>>155774

what field


 No.155777

>>155774

What the fuck is this country coming to? Where the humble NEET is forced to wage for less then what is considered minimum, compared to chinese with zero understanding of english or road rules running rampant.


 No.155779

>>155777

because the game is all about dodging taxes now, not something people can do if they're unwilling to run to another country if things go tits up


 No.155780

I just hope we get to see the housing bubble burst next year.

We just need Xi to seriously crack down on the chinks funneling their money out of China. Boom, Australian housing prices and bitcoin both down the gutter.

I'll have plenty of people to suicide with.


 No.155781

>>155780

or you could do it right now with all the wagies that can't afford a house


 No.155782

Grim state of affairs boys. Hard not to be blackpilled.


 No.155783

File: 5b1562047f171f9⋯.png (141.27 KB, 399x536, 399:536, 1439544974233.png)

This year started off great and now JUST

>fag marriage

>ck gets in trouble for asking people about sexual things he wants to do

>asking

>more and more celebs/ musos are getting hit by "it was consensual but also was sexual harassment"

We've reached peak restrictions on male sexuality and the lowest restrictions on female sexuality.

Fuck weinstein, the jews did this somehow

>>155656

good post

BTW the "housing boom" will never end all the banks are propped up on property. Its longevity is a ruse however because it will be driven on immigration. When the government wants to ease pressure on housing prices then they will stop/slow immigration.

>effort to expand our agricultural production

THIS

We should legitimately form a party. Im the neet that went to SE asia, and the thing i missed the most was aussie produce. NO where in asia has the good beef, lamb, chicken and fresh produce that we have. We should be the healthiest country on the planet

>>155676

Pauline is not smart

>>155686

have u seen Pauline being interview? I want to believe that shes planted she's that fucked dumb. Asked about muzzies and "muh burka" is all she says, if she just memorized the facts about islamic terrorism in the west, talk about how the middle east is now islamic due to violence and population growth and then made a statement about australian suitability due to housing, waste and land management JUSSSST


 No.155784

This was inevitable tbh, labor is going to get in next election and they would have just pushed poof marriage through the parliament anyway.


 No.155785

Got 14 bucks left. Whats the most efficient booze?


 No.155786

>>155784

Hence my anger for the odd hundred something million of tax-payer dollars that was wasted on it.

Fuck Turnbull and the Liberals

Fuck this entire country for caring about a non-issue so much when we're getting thunder fucked in so many other more important ways

Pretty black-pilled today.


 No.155788

>>155786

$122M is fucking nothing


 No.155790

>>155783

ck is a kike so who cares


 No.155791

>>155786

The Liberal party is a complete disaster at the moment, they've always been cunts but now they really stand for nothing, I don't even see the point of them running for government anymore.


 No.155792

>>155783

>Fuck weinstein, the jews did this somehow

Actually a lot of jewish guys were caught up in that. It's like a sexual harassment shoah


 No.155793

>>155785

metho and a loaf of bread


 No.155794

>>155791

Neither, they're really JUSTed themselves beyond belief. The entire Liberal party is a complete trainwreck.

Labor and the Greens seem pretty shit too though, it's just stale. Stale people with stale ideas that seem to just want to do fuck all and just push meaningless social wedge issues (fag marriage and citizenship) to keep the goyim distracted while they do nothing that will actually have a meaningful directional push for this country's future.

There are a few independents, Katter, Sustainable Australia and the odd Nationals/Liberal/Labor candidate that actually seems to stand for something but a good 90% of them seem to contribute nothing and stand for nothing, especially on the Liberals.


 No.155795

File: fbc17be1f899eef⋯.jpg (98.41 KB, 480x640, 3:4, powered by AMD.jpg)

rate my cigar case


 No.155796

>>155792

i think they'll claim their "whiteness" in this instance


 No.155798

>>155795

clean your keyboard you grotty pig


 No.155802

>>155795

Not bad, I usually get the Cafe Creams.


 No.155803

>>155780

>prc doing anything about their rogue business owners, ever

yeah good fucking luck

>>155783

>NO where in asia has the good beef, lamb, chicken and fresh produce that we have.

australia should be manufacturing/processing goods like food/cars/booze/guns/boats/jets to sell to southeast asia since we can make some quality shit over here

not going to happen anytime soon because our limp wristed gov only wants to strike up free trade deals that involve chinks fucking us raw and their lobbies getting the fat chink loads in their mouths


 No.155804

>>155803

Southeast Asians wouldn't be able to afford top tier Australian goods.


 No.155806

>>155804

not the povo cunts that live in the boonies over there but the corrupt public secor can and will which is where the money is


 No.155808

>>155803

Money leaving China is a serious problem over there.

And why would they bother with Australian goods when there are European car manufacturers building cars in China, or Korea/Japan just a little further?

Malaysia has already bought Korean jets.


 No.155811

>>155808

> Malaysia has already bought Korean jets.

these will also fall out of the skies/disappear off the face of the earth


 No.155812

>>155811

Why would they? They were already used against IS.


 No.155813

>>155811

They will, however, enjoy a brief surge of insane popularity on youtube before everyone forgets about them


 No.155815

going to maccas


 No.155817

>>155815

stay safe


 No.155818

>>155808

sea has serious trust issues with the chinks and anything chinks touch, there's a large market for non-chink shit over in those countries which japan can't fill on their own


 No.155819

>>155795

What's the cheapest cig/tobacco brand you guys recommend?

Only going to smoke once a week for when I drink.


 No.155820

>>155818

They already have no problem importing European cars or high tech stuff from Korea, you're seriously delusional if you think Australia has a snowflake's chance in hell in manufacturing against those countries.


 No.155821

>>155819

I honestly don't know, I quit smoking cigs about 2 years ago, I only buy the odd pack of cigarillo cafe creme once a week for when I have a few glasses of scotch, they cost $18 to $21 for a pack of 10.


 No.155822

>>155815

what are you getting?


 No.155823

real bloody muggy heat


 No.155825

>>155822

coffee

>>155819

I used to smoke either Rothmans menthol or Marlboro Gold. Now I went to "Colts" cherry flavoured, they're advertised as cigars I think but they're just regular smokes with brown paper. They taste delicious but are quite strong/hard

I'd start with JPS maybe


 No.155826

fuck me dead its 3 already


 No.155827

>>155788

even if it's "nothing" there's still no reason to piss it away when it could be spent on literally anything else

>>155794

Honestly how did it even get this bad? why is australia so fucked?


 No.155828

>>155826

cuckedcoast fag detected

>>155827

>Honestly how did it even get this bad? why is australia so fucked?

idk, but pol assures me it's jews


 No.155832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I am in the process of making Chef John's clotted cream. I had it in the oven overnight and it is in the fridge chilling right now.


 No.155833

>>155828

>east coast

>cucked

m8 we had the highest number of no votes in the country.


 No.155834

>>155833

It was the immigrants voting no hahaha top kek m8.


 No.155836

>>155834

Regional/rural NSW voted against it much harder than other regional/rural areas to be fair.

Either way here's to hoping we don't have to hear about it anymore and politically we can move onto more important things

>inb4 more citizenship drama


 No.155839

>>155834

My electorate in Sydney is 90% white and 45% voted no.


 No.155840

>>155832

Ya fat bastard


 No.155841

>>155840

A true NEET explores all avenues of gourmand indulgence.


 No.155842

>>155832

take a photo when it's done


 No.155843

just got my telstra modem in the post so any minute the internet will be cut i guess


 No.155844

>>155836

>Australia will move on to more important issues now

toppest of keks


 No.155845


 No.155846

>>155845

i'd never heard of it before, if it wasnt chef john i would've thought it was a troll to make cunts throw up


 No.155849

>>155825

JPS Reds?

How much are they and how many?

Is $25 for 25 a good estimate or is it even more expensive?


 No.155850

>>155849

You can find some packs of 23-25 for like 20 bucks. I'd just assume a dollar each, roughly


 No.155853

Fuckin floggin down in east melbs


 No.155854

>they don't get 10 dollar packs of chink smokes from their local chink grocer


 No.155855

>>155854

You are probably smoking asbestos and mercury.


 No.155856

>>155854

My mum used to get them, tasted like ass


 No.155857

people who smoke are like the plebiest of plebs


 No.155858


 No.155859

File: 75decb1621e87d8⋯.jpg (40.13 KB, 565x284, 565:284, housosvsauthority04.jpg)

>>155858

bad for your health, has a stupid tax attached to it and not just in the economical sense, smoker demographic are usually housos or very low on the socioeconomic ladder and always will be, uncouth and crass, the list goes on and on really.


 No.155860

>>155854

Oh yes I'm going to put myself at risk of legal trouble and embarrass myself by asking for chop chop.


 No.155861

>>155855

Fun fact, early cigarette filters used to be made of asbestos


 No.155862

I just got the call from the delivery man. My mattress is coming in about half an hour.


 No.155863

>>155856

Every try one of those cigarettes from Bali? gudang or dudang was the name, they tasted like monkey turds. Cunts used to bring back cartons of them.


 No.155864

>>155862

You'll be fapping in comfort in no time.


 No.155865

>>155859

In the past they were an item for the rich and cool. Like drinking is now, smoking was an activity necessary for forming good business relationships with people that mattered, i.e: Americans. I agree that now smoking is a waste of money and for scabby plebs. You'd be better off on most other vices.

>>155862

How much was it? I've been using my single bed for over 50 years. Could always stick another single together and call it a jewish double.


 No.155867

>>155865

>I've been using my single bed for over 50 years.

out of curiousity, how old are you?


 No.155868

>>155865

My Mattress cost $700. It was on sale reduced from $1400.


 No.155869

>>155867

51.

>>155868

Far out, no way I could afford that. I'll just find one on the side of the road. Maybe. Let me know if it was worth it, please.


 No.155870

I could probably do with a new mattress, this one is all deformed from laying on it all day.


 No.155871

>>155785

Get a few litres of petrol


 No.155872

File: 23edc4116f8f134⋯.jpg (117.45 KB, 480x469, 480:469, 8d023cb5205a97e1b6f7305d6f….jpg)

off to dans I go


 No.155873

File: 379df4bf6e00da5⋯.jpg (3.67 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20171115_175643.jpg)

File: 64621273feac62c⋯.jpg (3.57 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20171115_175650.jpg)

File: 7b31d2c82ad707f⋯.jpg (3.82 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20171115_175709.jpg)

File: ee865b80d3643e3⋯.jpg (3.3 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20171115_175930.jpg)

I tried the new kfc tacos. They were shit m8s


 No.155874

>>155873

KFC always looks so disgusting

Even their pies were pretty gross


 No.155875

>>155873

>They were shit

thanks for going and posting, i'm sad to hear that. The bloke who did the review made them sound so good.


 No.155876

>>155874

yeah those were dogshit

gravy tasted like instant noodle seasoning


 No.155877

File: 4c6674fbbcbb635⋯.jpg (117.5 KB, 800x1081, 800:1081, Cream 1.jpg)

File: 9b2e5b75fe20509⋯.jpg (121.71 KB, 800x1069, 800:1069, Cream 2.jpg)

File: 35218d1e87368d3⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 800x909, 800:909, Cream 3.jpg)

The Clotted Cream is done mates. I am going to eat it tomorrow spread on a sponge cake with some apricot jam.


 No.155878

>>155877

Did you clean your stovetop so we wouldn't laugh at you?


 No.155879

>>155878

That is my brand new stove m8. I clean it after every use because I don't want it to turn into the mess that was the old one.


 No.155880

>>155873

Disgusting. How could anyone ever expect anything different? Cunts, please consider your local Thai restaurants or start growing sweet potatoes or something because this is sickening. I'm more surprised that kfc would do such an obviously stupid thing. Maybe, like that time pizza hut made meat pie pizza crust, they're doing this as a media stunt for attention.

>>155877

>>155878

>>155879

That's a damn fine looking stove top, mate. Congratulations.


 No.155881

>>155877

looks just like the video

good work, is it nice?

are you going to make scones as well?


 No.155882

>>155881

No scones I don't have the energy. I just bought a sponge cake to have it on.

The taste was a little disappointing. Pretty similar to normal cream.


 No.155883

>>155880

fast food places having short lived meme products is standard products. It gets smoothbrains like our friend up above to "just try it" and give their hard earned shekels away.


 No.155884

>>155883

got two coopers longnecks and a stubbie of bintang lads

feels like im in bali aye haha


 No.155885

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.155886

>>155882

>Pretty similar to normal cream.

ah gay, still looks like you did a good job and got some use out of your new oven

btw how much was your oven? my stove top only has one burner working and the grill doesnt work and the oven igniter doesnt work so i have to get in it with a lighter to light it


 No.155887

>>155885

you cant say that anymore.


 No.155888

>>155887

Guzzling cum is an aussie tradition now


 No.155889

>>155885

You are in disgrace. go away.


 No.155890


 No.155891

you knew you'd get trips and still posted, no you's for you

~40% said NO


 No.155892

>>155882

Should have made vanilla cream. No idea how it's done but it's really good.

>>155884

aha mate you're having a laugh aren't you lol

>>155888

Like many of our other traditions; it was imported from America.


 No.155893

File: 6c094cc3bebde88⋯.jpg (242.06 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 1510054487001.jpg)

You guys reckon I'd have to pay much to cool my shed, thinking of growing high grade hydroponic "tomatoes" but it might be a bit too hot/humid


 No.155894

>>155890

cheers for the link, did you shop around online first?

that looks like a decent one


 No.155895

>>155894

Yes that was the best price I could find. It was over $800 at appliances online.


 No.155896

>>155895

>>155894

I had to buy one very specific to my needs. I needed it to run on LPG gas bottles and to not have any electrical components because there is no electrical outlet near where it is in the kitchen.


 No.155897

>>155896

You'll probably be surprised at how long they last. I've got LPG running my hot water unit for a shower and kitchen sink, it lasts about 2 months


 No.155898

>>155896

doesnt your place have mains?

does anyone know what NG gas is? there was the same oven for $20 more that says it runs on that


 No.155899

>>155898

LPG = propoane

NG = natural gas = methane


 No.155900

>>155898

>Natural Gas Gas

BRAVO


 No.155901

>>155893

It's free if you borrow from your neighbors


 No.155902

>>155898

No my place does not have mains. We have connections for two 45kg LPG cylinders which sit outside next to the kitchen wall and are connected to the stove by a pipe that comes in through the wall. When one of the gas bottles is empty you phone up and they come and swap it for a full one.


 No.155903

Been doing some really hot farts today lads, need to lay off the cheese.


 No.155904

>>155899

cheers. i should've been able to work that out

>>155900

lol


 No.155905

>>155902

are you rural?

my dads place is the same as that


 No.155906

My mattress got delivered a little while ago. It was really easy they barely said a word. In and out and I didn't even have to sign anything.


 No.155907

>>155905

country town.


 No.155908

File: 2663cd0a3350e6e⋯.jpg (19.29 KB, 217x320, 217:320, JUST.jpg)

>tfw caving in and going to get a bottle of jamesons


 No.155909

>>155908

im drinking too


 No.155910

File: ca19ab957d8670f⋯.jpg (398.88 KB, 600x500, 6:5, lamb.jpg)

>>155908

I TOLD YOU TO BUY THE LAMB, THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING.

THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT NEET.


 No.155911

File: 746c47631f117c9⋯.jpg (18.09 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 23212.jpg)


 No.155912

File: 4d7742b7bb9bf8b⋯.jpg (454.09 KB, 1124x660, 281:165, 1500655654001.jpg)

FAAARRRRKKKK I NEED A DART


 No.155913

>>155910

poofters drink mate


 No.155914

>>155885

>Hey cumguzzlers

I'm not a cumguzzler, the majority in my electorate voted no. How many of you guys can say that?


 No.155915

>>155909

what you drinking cobber?

I'm going to get some diet ginger ale as mixer.

>>155910

>>155911

Too many carbs all though they are nice drinks.

>>155912

Go to your local shopping centre and start asking people if they can spare a smoke.


 No.155916

File: 20b5c10451b239a⋯.png (87.92 KB, 384x376, 48:47, fancy_pants.png)

>>155915

>diet ginger ale

>Too many carbs


 No.155917

File: 3299b1d8e84908b⋯.png (135.38 KB, 507x568, 507:568, 1510475354001.png)

>>155915

I'm drinking long necks and smoking bongs

I can't go to the shops because I've got an interlocker fitted to my car so it wont start if im over 0.02% BAC


 No.155918

>>155914

You've gotta guzzle cum though now m8, It's the law


 No.155919

File: ee7bae6c0dda92c⋯.jpg (86.09 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Mr._Greedy.jpg)

File: b5ee7eb5d00bae6⋯.png (34.99 KB, 765x758, 765:758, fat wojak 2.png)


 No.155920

>>155917

>interlocker

Jeez, how many times did you get caught and what did you blow?


 No.155921

File: 7ffba2796755ee3⋯.jpg (58.58 KB, 571x800, 571:800, unjusted.jpg)

>tfw day 3 nofap


 No.155922

>>155921

How horny are you?


 No.155923

>>155920

Just once. 0.13% on Christmas eve a couple years ago

$1k+ fine and lost license for a year


 No.155924

>>155921

>tfw accidentally done that because of wagecucking


 No.155925

File: 36877cf3fe2ee4b⋯.jpg (117.33 KB, 818x960, 409:480, 1507901205001.jpg)

File: 6b35ace40a5045d⋯.png (17.23 KB, 443x400, 443:400, 1510482178003.png)

Fuck I hate deadshits. Everytime I'm down at the shops there will be some feral couple wearing trackies and crocs or something and drinking tinnies in the carpark arguing about how they'll afford more ciggies or something. How does someone end up like that? Wouldn't they realise they're a walking stereotype and change?

We need to gas all the shitkickers when we build camps for the lebos and gooks when we start the race war


 No.155926

>>155925

They're born into that lifestyle, it's the only thing they know.


 No.155927

>>155925

The worst part is they're probably happier than we are


 No.155928

File: c64a17cf928f8b2⋯.png (10.91 KB, 321x339, 107:113, 0FnuQL3.png)

>>155927

didnt need to hear that


 No.155929

>>155917

>because I've got an interlocker fitted to my car so it wont start if im over 0.02% BAC

God i hope its a commodore or newer falcon

Fuck i aspire to be like you


 No.155930

File: 4fa70cf465619de⋯.jpg (139.53 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1.jpg)

File: ea6cea92b37efee⋯.jpg (74.48 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 3.JPG)

File: 4245bff9a6b6b80⋯.jpg (78.82 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 4.JPG)

File: e92d806c6b81226⋯.jpg (65.84 KB, 480x640, 3:4, IMG_4786.JPG)

File: 2faaf067909ed1d⋯.jpg (83.74 KB, 480x640, 3:4, IMG_4787.JPG)

Hey NEETS does any of you know how to use a bbq and proper bbq maintence?

I put some salmon i bought on today and it turned out okay but a some of it got stuck on the grill. Should i have used the hotplate? How do i clean this, a few sites suggest to use hot water and soap but im sure i've seen my dad just scrape it down and then other people talk about using beer?

I want to master this device, and be a proper aussie man.

Cooking and drinking and smoking outside on the barbie


 No.155931

>>155930

i clean them by using a little oil, salt and newspaper

the salt makes it like sandpaper to clean with

it's best on the flat surface but i clean the grill bit the same way

or you could get a steel brush thing for that, they sell them at bunnings


 No.155932

>>155930

hot water and soap should be enough for some fish


 No.155933

>>155888

Cumguzzlers can get married and adopt kids now


 No.155934

>>155930

You should have put them on crossways, not lengthways.


 No.155935

File: 4c387b984bb80e8⋯.png (48.77 KB, 1321x1621, 1321:1621, 1510633566003.png)

>>155930

id just leave it


 No.155936

Just had a beautiful dinner cooked by my Nan, lobster and salmon, better than most restaurants. And the funny thing was she got everything at Aldi which surprised me.


 No.155937

>>155936

she's a good old bird, did you do the dishes?


 No.155938

>>155937

I did actually, felt good about it.


 No.155939

>>155936

What's wrong with Aldi?


 No.155940

>>155930

Google how to season a grill.


 No.155941

>>155939

Usually stuff from Aldi is shit quality because cheapo brands and such. This seafood was good as though.


 No.155942

File: 00c64808d4ea66c⋯.gif (1.89 MB, 450x308, 225:154, tumblr_ojn6b8RZ521v5qjl1o1….gif)

yesssssss my pay just went in, off i go to seven 11 for some ciggies and that ice cream which is half ice cream and half weird material that you hold and eat

what else should i pick up


 No.155943

>>155942

Get a donut for us m8.


 No.155944

>>155930

hotplate or grill shouldn't matter too much with steaks but you gotta mind your temps and >>155934 what he said


 No.155945

>>155938

good lad, i bet she appreciated it


 No.155946

tendies are fucking expensive, i got the $4 pack and got substituted the better brand one and that costs almost $9, theres only 7 tendies in a pack

i'm going to make them into wraps with burritos and put coleslaw in them


 No.155947

>>155946

i still only had to pay $4 though


 No.155948

Sick to fucking death of hearing about the yes vote


 No.155949

>>155933

They've been able to adopt for years. Not allowed to shoot em either for a while now. Not sure what that plebiscite from the state is supposed to achieve except for political theatrics.

>>155942

chocolate. Get the butter snap biscuits from my favorite parrot.

>>155946

Better off getting your own cuts of chicken and crumming them yourself. Goes great with sweet potato chips.


 No.155950

>>155934

yeah good point

>>155932

see i dont want to have to get all that shit outside

>>155931

do i have to do it everytime?

>>155940

I read about this, are all BBQs cast iron tho?

also this bbq is not new, can i still season it?


 No.155951

Fark its raining should I go to sevs


 No.155952


 No.155953

>>155952

Nvm 711


 No.155954

Why are Dan's staff so agressive about carding?


 No.155955

>>155950

>do i have to do it everytime?

i do, while the barbie is heating up


 No.155956

>>155950

>are all BBQs cast iron tho?

if it's stainless you'd know, if it was teflon then whoever bought it probably voted yes


 No.155957

>>155953

You'd be supporting an exploitative business that sells expensive, shitty goods. But sure, pack an umbrella.


 No.155958

>>155954

laws of the land bruddah


 No.155959

>>155951

>sevs

Please keep this degenerate Melbourne hipster babble off our thread


 No.155960

>>155958

I want to usurp Dan's goonstitutional monarchy and establish a NEET junta.


 No.155961

>>155889

Christen it with a fap and some farts


 No.155962

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpg (16.17 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images.jpg)

>tfw you realise because of the SSM vote tonight thousands of men are going to make love to their boyfriends assholes?


 No.155963

>>155955

yeah cool so just at the start seems reasonable

Do you do a lot of cooking on barbie? Share some tips and recipes

>>155956

can u tell from the pics? I dont think it was teflon because i was using metal tongs on it


 No.155964

>>155948

today has been fucking exhausting and gut wrenching

i'm over it, it's shit but yeah, i dont want to hear anything else about it


 No.155965

The Socceroos better qualify. No world cup and losing the vote will fuck my shit up.


 No.155966

>>155962

Gonna be a spike in the hive rate


 No.155967

Gonna do a poo then have a fap to fat Asian women


 No.155968

>>155967

lol fucking gook lover

go back to box hill


 No.155969

>>155963

tip no one

buy it marinaded or spiced up, fucking around with spices just leads to ruining your meat

tip two

when turning sausages take the one on the end and put it at the other end and just roll them all back to position that way they all turn at the same rate

tip three

sear steak, turn, wait for blood to seep off the top, turn, then turn once more.

some people only turn twice but i do it three times, the more you mess with it the worse it gets

tip four

when cooking onions put a steel tray/baking dish type thing to cook them in, saves you having to clean onions out of the burner

other than that i dunno, i dont use a bbq that often though


 No.155970

>>155963

looks stainless m8, cast iron usually has a rough surface


 No.155971

File: efa3d9e18d68093⋯.gif (3.01 MB, 294x238, 21:17, KyIU51m.gif)

>>155962

>tfw you realise hundreds of men will be proposing to their boyfriends tonight and hiding the engagement ring in strange places such as their anus, urethra or around the head of their penis so it can be a surprise

It'll be busy in the emergency room tonight.


 No.155972

>>155962

you think about gay sex too much


 No.155973

>>155968

I used to fuck abos but I started showering and washing my clothes and now I fuck fat Asian women. If I brush my teeth I can maybe get homeless white women


 No.155974

>>155972

You are gay sex


 No.155975


 No.155976

File: 5fe083c9681cce0⋯.jpg (70.86 KB, 634x427, 634:427, mugabe.jpg)

>>155975

millions have died so that we might have the freedom to post images with our text, yet their sacrifice was in vain because you mentioned mugabe without posting an image of his epic jacket


 No.155977

File: f08418753a47250⋯.jpg (55.88 KB, 940x529, 940:529, hitler-bei-einer-rede-1937.jpg)

>>155976

>mugabecore

should take fashion tips from a better dictator


 No.155978

>>155969

>when turning sausages take the one on the end and put it at the other end and just roll them all back to position that way they all turn at the same rate

fucking smart

>>155970

wait so dont season it?


 No.155979

File: 05bf18ea217b43c⋯.jpg (2.04 MB, 2592x1936, 162:121, Fast Food.jpg)

Went to IGA and got everything I wanted except a bottle of kimchi. Couldn't be fucked going to a bigger supermarket though so just went home (after Dan's ;) )


 No.155980

>>155979

I assume you can't cook


 No.155981

>>155979

yuck

better off with maccas


 No.155983

>>155979

learn how to cook some basic, few ingredient meals. the shit you got is cheap but you can have better more filling feeds for the same price


 No.155984

>>155979

Stagg is top tier with some rice.


 No.155986

>>155965

I just tuned in and they're leading 2 - 0, if they somehow lose this match they need to be executed.


 No.155987

>>155979

gross man, honestly just buy 3 pizzas if you cant cook better than all the preservatives and shit flavors in that

also miso tastes like semen

my ex used to say so, and other girls i've asked agreeyou cum guzzler


 No.155989

>>155987

It's the breakfast of cumguzzlers


 No.155990

File: 2d6e72f7ca4ab8f⋯.jpg (28.47 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1508068255001.jpg)

The guy at 7/11 who knows what smokes I like knew I was high as shit and just gave me a smiling nod


 No.155991

>>155776

Apprentice Chef

>>155777

Well I'm being paid Minimum wage

It's just that minimum wage for an apprentice is a lot lower than that of any other profession


 No.155992

>>155828

>cuckedcoast fag detected

>When NSW voted no more than anyone


 No.155993

>>155965

It's funny to think that we got btfo in our group last time but only us and Spain made it back

Hopefully we can win a match this time


 No.155994

>>155992

Thanks entirely to Muhammad


 No.155995

>>155836

Honestly I'm happy with the citizenshit saga, might force the government into a reconcilable stalemate which will make me very very happy


 No.155996

>>155987

how do you know what semen tastes like?


 No.155997


 No.155998

>>155965

If we don't make the cup then something is fucked seeing as Italy and to a lesser degree the Gay American team Who no joke lost because they swapped out a perfectly good defender, because he's pro trump, for one who did the Own Goal that made America fail to make the cup

Either way of we make it or not I'm still going for Iceland, I mean how can you not like them

>>155967

How can you stand their voices, I fucking swear there is no sound on this planet more irritating than a gook woman's voice


 No.155999

>>155990

Nice, now checkem


 No.156000

>>155989

like you


 No.156001

>>155990

Did he give you a bum?


 No.156002

>>155993

We've been fucked over hard in our last two group stages, I mean fucking last cup for example, Netherlands, Chile and Spain, I mean what the actual fuck even was FIFA thinking


 No.156003

>>156002

FIFA definitely doesn't rig anything though, no funny business at all


 No.156004

>>155998

>irritating than a gook woman's voice

I suspect it's got something to do with the tone systems they use in gookspeak - sounds terrible to native english speakers. I have no idea what we sound like to them, and writing this sentence, realise I really don't give a shit


 No.156005

>>156004

We probably sound like autists to them too


 No.156006

>>156001

George Bush Sr gave him a bum bum

>>156003

Yes Goyim the 2022 World Cup wasn't rigged, Qatar totally had reason to host the cup


 No.156007

File: 6571de4034286cb⋯.png (629.8 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2017-11-15-19-1….png)

Wtf does this ad even mean?


 No.156008

>>156007

I think it's refering to a table you put prostitute's phones on


 No.156009

>>156007

fucking weeb


 No.156010

>>156009

hey, the japanese are honorary aryans - even hitler said so


 No.156011

>>156005

IIRC we sound like Latin speakers to them, so yes we sound like Autists

>>156004

But what about the Vietnamese, they don't have a tonal system, and a female zip's voice is just as bad as a female chink's


 No.156012

>listening to triple j before

>some bitch calls in about the yes vote

>says her mum is queer, and she's shacked up with her queer best friend

>says how they were best friends for years and one day asked why not and started fucking

That's pretty weird, middle aged women that are best friends growing feelings towards each other and end up munching each other. Two mean doing that is crazy


 No.156013

File: 4c5e23369ec62b7⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 250x250, 1:1, tard.jpg)

>>156011

>Vietnamese don't have a tonal system


 No.156014

>>156012

Honestly the whole yes vote is making me feel a bit down

Not because of the actual vote though it's not great but it's yet another sign that me as someone who's been raped by another male has even less of a voice


 No.156015

>>156013

Oh they do, then Indonesians then, I fucking know they don't


 No.156016

>>156014

greentext that shit my man


 No.156017

>>156012

Sounds like a Murakami novel


 No.156018

>>156016

Can I not


 No.156019

>>156012

Lesbianism is a fetish. Why do you think lesbain porn is the most common for women?


 No.156020

>>156014

I don't really care, I think it gets me down mainly because of >>155656

it's just so black-pilling when you think about it in terms of how important things get completely brushed under the rug by normies


 No.156021

>>155980

>>155981

>>155983

>>155987

>tfw all the neets gang-up on you

I can cook basic shit, what I bought is for the times when I either don't feel like cooking or when I forget to buy fresh food.. I've never tried miso soup, and I did get maccas too btw.

>>155984

Yep, I'll be serving that with Uncle Ben's instant rice.


 No.156022

>>156018

Ok

bitch


 No.156023

>>156020

Eh fair enough, granted the citizenshit saga actually could end up being important but only in the way that nobody will be Prime Minister soon, which is good

At the moment the only win is nobody winning

>inb4 the citizenshit saga culls off so many people fag marriage can't pass

>>156022

I might some other time, when I'm drunl


 No.156024

>>156019

because lots of lesbians watch it?


 No.156025

>>156024

We've got a detectiveneet on our hands


 No.156026

>>156025

I have a question for detective neet

how do we make them fuck off, we're full and they need to fuck off but they're not so how do we make them fuck off


 No.156027

>>156026

Detectives solve mysteries, not hand out solutions. You need FixitNEET


 No.156028

>>156021

Nigger just get regular rice and cook it

It's not hard


 No.156029

>>156027

Ok then, why aren't they fucking off, that's a mystery


 No.156030

>>156029

because "someone" wants them to stay


 No.156031

>>156030

now we need fix it neet to figure out how to make someone fuck off


 No.156032

>>156031

Fixitneet is an impossible ideal. Anyone capable and motivated enough to fix things is no neet


 No.156033

>>156032

But what if the solution to fixing a problem is a NEET?


 No.156034

>>156033

If the problem hasn't fucked everything yet it'll be right without fixing, if it has then it's too late anyway


 No.156035

>>155990

oi neet how much do ya pay for green


 No.156036

>>156035

80 a q, 150 for halfa and somewhere around 300 a bag.

I'm gonna start growing soon, I wonder how much I can sell ounces for to dealers


 No.156037

>>156036

the fuck is a q, a halfa and a bag


 No.156038

>>156036

I can't wait for Breaking NEET


 No.156039

>>156037

I buy my weed in thumb measurements, gonna smoke 3 thumbs of weed tonight


 No.156040

>>156037

quarter ounce, half ounce, ounce


 No.156041

>>156038

I know someone who probably could end up as a Walter and who his Jessie Pinkman would be

>>156040

Oh, why are they doing in yank messurments


 No.156042

>>156041

>why are they doing in yank messurments

because it's nigger tier behavior


 No.156043

>>156042

fair enough


 No.156044

>>156014

>even less of a voice

This is not the way a proper man talks.


 No.156045

File: ca19ab957d8670f⋯.jpg (398.88 KB, 600x500, 6:5, lamb.jpg)

>>155979

What did you buy at Dan's?

>>155987

>3 pizzas

Too expensive


 No.156046

>>155873

You took one for the team m8. But they really don't look appealing, I can't see anything else in the taco besides the chicken, ffs where's the lettuce, tomato and salsa? Think I'm a stick with Old El Paso

>>155877

A genuine cook post, it's been a while. Appreciate your contribution even if what you made looks inedible :)


 No.156047

>>156044

Well I think I've been robbed of my chance to be a proper man


 No.156048

]>>156046

The lettuce and salsa and shit were beneath the chicken, supercharged sauce between the taco and the tortilla. It was shit.


 No.156049

>>155978

>wait so dont season it?

you can season it since it helps things to stick less but it's not as crucial


 No.156050

>>155994

prove it.


 No.156051

>>156045

>>3 pizzas

>Too expensive

not if you get them from aldi's


 No.156052

>>155906

Good to hear, is it comfy?

>>155908

I think it's a necessary purchase given today's events

>>155927

He did mention "couple"


 No.156053

>>155930

Get a bowl of cold/room temp water and a stainless-steel brush then while the grill is still piping-hot (ie just after you've removed the food) brush it down dipping the brush into the water when necessary. It's better to do it this way as by the time you've stuffed yourself the last thing you feel like doing is cleaning the damn BBQ.


 No.156054

>>156052

I haven't tried the mattress yet. I will probably get it set up on Saturday. It is currently leaning against the wall still in its plastic wrapper.


 No.156055

>>156028

Uncle Ben is the nigger that cooks for me

>>156045

Beer and whisky, my go-to sleep/entertainment aids

>>156048

>beneath

The lettuce should always be on the side of the meat, not beneath. How much were they?


 No.156056

>>156054

Are you joking? Is your angus still that sore you can't remove the plastic and simply lay the mattress onto the frame? What are you sleeping on now?


 No.156057

>>156056

>He knows if he sleeps in it he will get raped


 No.156058

File: a4a76a219309784⋯.mp4 (1.5 MB, 720x486, 40:27, fatlamb.mp4)

>>156055

>beer and whisky

NEET you better appease me by going to Dan's and buying Little Fat Lamb by next week.


 No.156059

>>156058

Ciders for poofs, jam your lamb up your arse.


 No.156060

>>156056

I am sleeping on my current mattress on the floor.

I am waiting until Saturday to set up the new bed because I need to wash all of my new linen, wash my sleeping clothes and wash the doggo before we start using the new bed. Weather is not good for washing at the moment.


 No.156061

File: d4a4a5b4a8bfa9e⋯.jpg (24.12 KB, 310x220, 31:22, storyip.jpg_310x220.jpg)


 No.156062

>>156058

No, pre-mixed drinks are for the smoothbrains. I do feel like lamb now though, lamp chops!

>>156060

OK, I wouldn't put dirty linen on a new mattress either. You sleep with your dog?


 No.156063

>tfw big poo


 No.156064

>>156062

My doggo sleeps in bed with me, yes. He also spends most of the day in my bed snoozing, especially in the colder months.


 No.156065

>>156060

>wash the doggo before we start using the new bed.

Just because gays can get married now doesn't mean you can fuck your dog


 No.156066

File: 78b24f75c5b7200⋯.png (7.54 KB, 437x413, 437:413, gay.PNG)

hmm


 No.156067

File: 511b7105fb25dd7⋯.jpg (221.55 KB, 600x510, 20:17, 1497607861986.jpg)

I am going to bed now. Good night NEETs.


 No.156068

>>156064

I'd do the same if I could have a dog. Wouldn't be as lonely…


 No.156069

>>156067

G'night. I'll be watching morally questionable content on Jewtube whilst your asleep


 No.156070

>>156064

kinda gross tbh


 No.156071

>>156066

(((Goldstein)))

the plot thickens


 No.156072

>>156059

>Ciders for poofs, jam your lamb up your arse

I don't even think its a cider, anyway this drink is the new meme. I am going to Dan's tomorrow to pick some up


 No.156073

>>156072

I'll call dans in the morning and tell them not to sell it to you


 No.156074


 No.156075

Am about to watch a comfy post-apocalypse movie before going to sleep. I hope you guys aren't too depressed atm


 No.156076

>>156074

I fapped to that bro


 No.156077

>>156073

Heresy, the Dan accepts all payments, for any good


 No.156078

File: 6226e73549b1693⋯.jpg (2.59 MB, 4864x2736, 16:9, IMG_20171115_144533.jpg)

File: 35a5f2f99a2a754⋯.jpg (2.05 MB, 4864x2736, 16:9, IMG_20171115_144838.jpg)

Got some Hungry Jews earlier, got some things off the Penny Pinchers menu. Got 3 BBQ Cheeseburgers and a Oreo Deluxe Shake. Was $10 all up and was pretty good.

The shake unlike the shitty one from maccas I had last week, was less sugary like it should be and didn't make me feel sick. The oreo bits were good, but some were too large, whipped cream on top is largely pointless, as it doesn't taste like anything and you can't suck it through the straw, leading me to resort to using the spoon thing on the bottom of the straw to get the taste of air.

The Cheeseburgers were pretty good, the beef tastes nice and the bbq sauce and the mayo go well. At $2 each they are a humble NEET treat.


 No.156079

Wake up niggers it isn't bed time yet


 No.156080

Aboriginal rape


 No.156081

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Apparently someone made a Dan Murphy's meme


 No.156082

>>156078

Not bad, I just smashed 2 Maccas hamburgers and large fries. If it's a fast-food battle you want, then it's on. Let's see who can out disgust each other.


 No.156083

>>156082

The maccas fries are awful. What do you think of them? I think the only good chips are the Hungry jacks ones, or the KFC ones (when they can be bothered seasoning them like they used to)


 No.156084

>>156079

It is when you've drunk a toilet full of piss and eaten a microwave full of preservatives. We'll talk midday


 No.156085

>>156081

What the fuck


 No.156086

>>156078

The last few times I've had hungry jacks cheeseburgers they've slathered the shit out of them with sauce


 No.156087

>>156085

Get fuck eyed for fuck all, at Dan Murphy's


 No.156088

>>156086

They went conservative on these ones, bretty gud


 No.156089

Who /latenight/ here?


 No.156090

File: 746c47631f117c9⋯.jpg (18.09 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 23212.jpg)

>>156081

A superior being that drinks the Little Fat Lamb.


 No.156091

>tfw first drink in a while


 No.156092

>>156089

It's rape night for me


 No.156093

>>156092

please don't rape


 No.156094

Cheesecake NEET here. Yesterday my government support worker who takes me out places took me to a coffee shop we sometimes go to. It was dome cafe, in a quite suburb that wasn't a shithole. Anyway, I got jewed $6 for a smoothie with a mango which was good considering the temp outside, and also because everything else on the menu was too expensive, or something I didn't want to have for breakfast. I wanted to get the bacon and eggs with toast, but that was $17 - Yeah nah, get fucked.

What was interesting about this hour and a half and why I am even posting it is, that I basically sat in a corner talking to my support worker, and this really attractive girl came in, the strange thing is I haven't seen a girl this attractive for years, or maybe it is because I am off the anti-depressants. Anyway, she was wearing a shirt or something and some shorts which perfectly contoured her thick legs and perfect ass. The last time I saw something like this was when I was in school doing mathmatics and the class whore frequently wore stuff like that. I felt pretty attracted, and I actually stared at her for quite a while (obviously when she isn't looking) as I haven't felt this way in a while. She wore those pseudo nerd glasses, and sat at a table perpendicular to me, effectively about 4-5 meters to my right since I was in a corner booth thing.

Anyway what made me sad is that I knew even if I didn't have someone with me, I couldn't approach her, and I would never be considered attractive enough. My face isn't even bad, I'd say it is solid 6.5/10, but I am pretty thin and also girls don't like the NEET, especially one who cannot even converse with women well, since it has been years since I did that.

To add insult to injury, there were other attractive girls there as well. One was a server or whatever, and was probably around my age or younger like the other one I mentioned. Anyway, back to the girl who I was initially talking about, she was probably a NEET too, I mean, who would be there at 11am on a Tuesday? There were only pensioners and the collection of old boomers in the shop. I think in December I am going to join my local gym, I think I need the body to attract women. I have been doing the jaw exercises as well, the only flaw in my face (that is fixable) my jaw is good but there is a slight overbite which the exercises can fix.

I knew since I quit anti-depressants (but not my anxiety meds) I would start feeling the no gf again, so now I must try and get gf. Girls liked me in high school, and I need to find out what exactly they liked about me, through deduction and analyzation of the memories.

>>156090

I will buy some tomorrow since I threw out my stanley red since I threw it up


 No.156095

>>156094

Don't beat yourself up about it mate. Let's do GF2018 together. Just about everyone finds cold approaches except absolute slayer chads very daunting. We need to get over our fear of rejection. I want to get involved in some kind of social or sporting activity so there is at least some pretext to sparking conversation.

You are on the right track with aiming to lookmax to increase your chances. Just don't go too far down the hole and end up taking the lookism blackpill.


 No.156096

File: 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB, 900x900, 1:1, pepe perturbed.png)

>>156094

How tall are you btw?


 No.156097

I feel good. I think I am going to limit my drinking to 2-4 drinks a night in the hours before bed. When I having heavy drinking sessions daily my life falls into shambles.


 No.156098

>>156093

I have to rape, without rape society collapses


 No.156099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>156094

Don't want to sound too harsh here but there's more pressing issues than tfw no gf with you.

I was considering drinking tomorrow actually, the situation at work isn't going well and I may end up losing my job.

I'm on the ICQ server if you want to talk. I don't really trust Discord anymore.

Does anyone have any video game music stuck in their head atm? I keep getting this song in my head in the mornings.


 No.156100

>>156098

just rape the bad guys only ok


 No.156102

>>156099

>Don't want to sound too harsh here but there's more pressing issues than tfw no gf with you.

what an offhand passive aggressive comment

fuck you


 No.156103

>>156100

I'll only be raping abos tonight


 No.156104

>>156096

180cm / 6'0 Is that considered manlet now?

>>156095

Thanks m8. I have done a cold approach once before when I was in year 9, it only failed because she wasn't attracted to me. I think I probably have the confidence moreso than I had then because my teeth are much straighter. I don't have much a fear of rejection since it only happened once, I have mainly a anxiety of taking action since in high school I had 5 girls like me over the high school period of 5 years but I was too anxious to make a move. I think this anxiety will be lessened when I start working out.

> I want to get involved in some kind of social or sporting activity so there is at least some pretext to sparking conversation.

I have though about going to TAFE to do this, but I think I may be able to meet the women in public if I do it properly, and had the looks. The girl I talked about did hold eye contact for about 2 seconds, so I think that isn't bad. It is very hard for me to hold eye contact, even when I talk to people I usually just look at the floor. I think I had progressed this year, since the start of it, the positive momentum has kept me going which started a few months ago.


 No.156105

File: 134ab40d479a070⋯.png (862.98 KB, 1366x745, 1366:745, dreamboy.png)

>>156102

Don't speak on CheesecakeNEET's behalf.

There was no ill intent in that comment.


 No.156106

>>156097

Good work m8. I am too lazy to buy alcohol, that works for me


 No.156107

>>156099

>>156099

>Don't want to sound too harsh here but there's more pressing issues than tfw no gf with you.

Such as?

>I was considering drinking tomorrow actually, the situation at work isn't going well and I may end up losing my job.

The NEET god has spoken and will drag you back into the bucket.

>I'm on the ICQ server if you want to talk. I don't really trust Discord anymore.

I noticed your account fucked up, just use it with a VPN if you want. I don't use the irc much anymore.


 No.156108

Woke up 30 minutes ago fucking hell


 No.156109

>>156105

I wasn't speaking on his behalf. You are pretty easy to identify from your posting style. You have a habit of posting very terse and passive aggressive one liners to posters. It's in the way you word it. Its basically having a dig at someone without the decency to be straight up about it. Your behavior is a blight on the general. Sure you might get a little kick out of it and feel like you are getting one over someone but it genuinely reflects poorly on you.

Self awareness is painful for a lot of us to achieve. Before you sperg out at me just give your past actions some thought.


 No.156110

File: 8f852c7f510df8c⋯.png (67.31 KB, 246x200, 123:100, 64ca71.png)

>>156109

No you're just over analysing.


 No.156111

>>156108

Hello batNEET


 No.156112

>>156111

Hello cuckNEET


 No.156113

Aboriginal ejaculation


 No.156114

>>156112

you what? How am I a cuck for pointing out our resident nocturnal NEETs, and making a shitty joke?

No fun allowed?


 No.156115

>>156113

pajeet poos


 No.156116

>>156114

Hello asshurtNEET


 No.156117

>>156116

>says the one who was triggered initally

jej


 No.156118

>>156117

Stop projecting


 No.156119

>>156118

>>156118

Go back to bed rapeneet


 No.156120

Spicy aboriginal anus


 No.156121

File: 6ce5b37150ee2f4⋯.png (72.55 KB, 500x355, 100:71, australia-was-a-mistake-ca….png)

Just woke up, I had this terrible nightmare that the voters of this country legalised fag marriage. Thank god it was only a dream.


 No.156122

<tafe is over

<no more anger

<no more discourse

<get to do whatever i want for 2 months

it's all over


 No.156123

>>156111

I dont wake up at 2am on the regular and should be back to waking up at 9am within a week or so well thats what I hope for anyway.


 No.156124

Good morning NEETS

>>156121

Good morning


 No.156125

>12 hours till i can sleep again


 No.156126

>>156124

I'd say it's a bad morning. But things can only get better.


 No.156133

Wakey wakey NEETs


 No.156134

Good morning cumguzzlers


 No.156135

>>156121

It's not a dream m80


 No.156136

>>156074

pretty comfy


 No.156137

>>156081

you made it didnt you?


 No.156138

>>156094

a rape a day keeps the nogf feels away


 No.156139

Just got back from my daily bike ride.


 No.156140

>>156104

fuck a fatty, it'll help with your confidence and then you go after the primo sluts


 No.156141

>>156112

what the fuck's wrong with you?

other neet was right about you being a passive aggressive cunt


 No.156142

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>156121

morning, i'm gunno go with that approach too


 No.156143

>>156139

how far do you ride?

have you increased the distance you go each day over time?


 No.156144

>>156124

morning

>>156134

morning


 No.156145

File: 102c17a24db12a3⋯.webm (1.54 MB, 320x240, 4:3, every day in the NEET thr….webm)


 No.156146

I've been up since 2am you lazy fucks


 No.156147

>>156145

what's new?


 No.156148

>>156147

not much.


 No.156149

>>156143

About 14km. I bike the same route but with slight changes each time.


 No.156150

>>156149

fuck me, that's a good effort, are you doing it to lose weight?

i was expecting a lot less than that, how long does it take? you dont wear lycra do you?


 No.156151

didnt take codeine for the first time yesterday n over a month, pretty good really, just a bit snappy but that's ok as long as nothing pisses me off

about to take my car to the mechanics, i'm already half an hour late (he said bring it in any time but i wanted to be in when he opened so i'm first), he doesnt do trans and i think that's the issue, i got a noise that sounds like a coin in a drainpipe coming from near the trans/ muffler area.

he refers cunts to a different shop that does trans though, havent been there before


 No.156152

>>156150

For exercise. It takes about 45mins, I don't wear Lycra.


 No.156153

>>156149

Do you have a legit bike or a shitty kmart one?

I ask because I rode my shitty kmart bike from years ago for 12km and riding it felt like shit and im not sure if thats just a im not fit enough thing or if riding shitty kmart bikes are suppose to feel shitty.


 No.156155

Riding on a stationary bike doesn't feel shitty in the same way btw.


 No.156156

>>156153

It's a legit bike, but not a road bike. The seat on this bike is also uncomfortable. Sometimes I just stand up while I'm riding to give myself a break from it.


 No.156157

>>156156

Pro-tip for bike comfort, lean forward a bit and use your core to hold yourself up, takes a bit of weight off your ass, also grip the handle bars extremely lightly, as if you are holding onto baby chickens.


 No.156158

>>156157

Thanks, I'll give it a try next time


 No.156159

>>156094

Cheesecake I think your best bet for getting a gf is through your internet activity. You should be able to find some girl who watches your YouTube videos and then falls in love with you from afar. She will probably be mentally ill herself, possibly a NEET, and she will have some fantasy of rescuing you and she will probably feel pity for you to some degree. It probably won't work out over the long term but you should be able to meet up with her and have sex for a while.

You just need to put your videos more widely out there and then a grill will come to you.


 No.156160

>>156159

>You just need to put your videos more widely out there and then a grill will come to you.

that's an idea


 No.156161

>>156036

yeah thats kinda average, are you in NSW?

keep the NEETS posted on how growing goes


 No.156162

>>156159

Do NEET girls even exist?


 No.156163

>>156094

did you make those halo videos?

I think you overanalyse things too much

also gimmi jaw secrets

im on gf2017


 No.156164

>>156162

They do but because they are women they do not have any interests so you will only find them in the more social places on the internet where they can tell everyone they are a girl for attention.

I used to spend a bit of time on r9k a few years ago and there was a community of cancerous tripfags there which included females. The thing that surprised me was even the ugly autistic robots there managed to attract these women. Even that autistic train mong Samson got some NEET girl to fly out to his house and fuck him.

If Cheesecake hangs out on r9k or soc he will be able to attract a girl.


 No.156165

Good Morning NEETS

Whats the go for today?

I've just finished some exercise and imma go to jb and cop these https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/accessories/logitech/logitech-z213-multimedia-pc-speakers-black/588733/

gonna be the next flume bruhhhs


 No.156167

>>156162

You could probably get fagneet in a dress pretty easily


 No.156168

>>156165

No surround sound? How will you tell if someone's sneaking up on you while playing vidya?

I kind of want to get a VR headset, but I'm worried that they might suck, and they're expensive.


 No.156169

>>156168

>sneaking up on you while playing vidya?

>implying I camp

But na i have a $300 pair of headphones.

I wanted the speakers for music, and bass. I cant wear headphones for long.

I have tired a few different VRs the samsung phone one and the PS4 one, PS4 one is amazing. VR headsets are defiantly a try before you buy, I think they're great but I can only wear them for maybe 30 minutes max. The first time on the PS4 i wore it for maybe 90 minutes i felt like i had too much booze, also i had straps and shit on my head like headphones


 No.156170

>>156165

>buying computer audio stuff from jbhifi

I really hope you're not this retarded


 No.156171

Had a dream about fucking a black chick


 No.156172


 No.156173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>156168

only reason to get a vr setup would be sim flight/drivan but even then i think you can do an ir tracking setup for cheaper

not to mention if it's too expensive it automatically sucks


 No.156174

>>156171

Sounds like a nightmare.


 No.156175

File: 060f27aed687c5a⋯.jpg (110.06 KB, 405x270, 3:2, testicle rick.jpg)

I've got an interview at a new recruitment agency the day after I got myself sacked

pretty sweet aye


 No.156176

>>156165

Gonna go to the gym then probably just neet it up the rest of the day. Almost 200 pages into Crime and punishment, think I will fit in at least an hour or two of reading.

Bought some bratwurts from woolies. Going to have them in buns with saurkraut and onion for dinner.


 No.156177

File: 66216dd6ab31960⋯.jpg (73.08 KB, 754x943, 754:943, Madeline-Stuart-Model-Down….jpg)

>>156159

this is gonna be harsh but what kind of woman wants a guy who has a carer? any half decent woman is gonna bail, he may as well find a disabled gf


 No.156178

>>156177

This is harsh but he is right. Hopefully he can unfuck his shit and not need a support worker.


 No.156179

>>156173

I've got TrackIR, it's pretty good, but I'll probably be upgrading to VR when I get a new computer next year.


 No.156180

>>156178

How do you get a support worker anyway? I've stumbled through life feeling completely unable to cope with adult tasks, nobody's ever come to help me.


 No.156181

>>156180

I guess a job agency might assign you one? I was never offered anything like that even when I was going to a disability employment agency.


 No.156182

i think you only get assigned one if you have real issues and by that i dont mean depression and being lazy but legit autist


 No.156184

Cheesecake may have some support worker that takes him places but that doesn't mean he needs one.


 No.156185

>>156181

>>156180

>>156182

>>156184

If you have a legitmate mental capacity issue, ongoing for many years Cenno may assign you one, but they are more like a helpful friend, they make sure people are washing, doing household chores, etc.

For everyone else, you go here:

www.humanservices.gov.au/individuals/services/social-work-services

Our social workers can help you when things are tough and you feel you’ve got no one to turn to.

You can talk to us about:

family and domestic violence

thoughts of suicide or self harm

being a young person without support

a personal or family crisis

the death of a family member or someone close to you

mental health concerns

if you’re affected by a natural disaster

was literally the first result when google'ing "centrelink support worker"

Sometimes the first step in helping yourself, is actually helping yourself.


 No.156186

File: a3143f51b83180e⋯.jpg (184.54 KB, 1080x1276, 270:319, bike butt.jpg)

>>156185

They need to go one better. I want centrelink assigned girlfriends to be a thing.


 No.156187

File: bd4868567286fa5⋯.png (283.15 KB, 499x513, 499:513, wojak in trouble.png)

>>156186

>tfw day 4 nofap

>see this


 No.156188

>>156185

>Sometimes the first step in helping yourself, is actually helping yourself.

I think you may be right..

>>156186

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


 No.156189

>>156187

Are you developing superpowers yet?


 No.156190

Speaking of disabilities, I see a lot of jobs advertised, especially government jobs asking if you are disabled in the application process, does this mean they are trying to weed out brainlets or want to hire them because of "diversity"?


 No.156191

>>156186

You can use your money to buy an escort


 No.156192

>>156191

I would never drive a ford.


 No.156193

>>156185

Thanks, I'll check out this google thing sometime. I asked because I was interested in getting first hand information from people who had received help from a support worker. It doesn't sound like we have any except for cheesey.


 No.156194

>>156190

If they're a large company, diversity hires. Whenever you group interview for a large company, they love to give a little PowerPoint presentation and tell you about how diverse they are, and cite statistics about how many females they've employed, how many Indigenous Australians, etc.


 No.156195

Went for another bike ride.


 No.156197

>>156195

Well done m8. Are your leg muscles getting massive?


 No.156198

>>156197

Nah. I feel pretty destroyed from the seat though, I really need to buy a more comfortable seat.


 No.156200

>>156192

I meant escort in the whore sense


 No.156201

File: f3f6f0840b52606⋯.png (42.5 KB, 723x752, 723:752, fatty at gym.png)

>tfw had a good gym session


 No.156202

>>156201

That's good m8. Which exercises did you do?


 No.156203

>>156202

Full body weights workout. Two heavy sets each body part/movement. The half an hour on the stationary bike.


 No.156204

>>156203

Are you making gains? Getting huge?


 No.156205

File: 206c950774cad42⋯.png (69.6 KB, 600x600, 1:1, fat thoughts.png)

>>156204

I'm shrinking. Not eating much so I am just doing some resistance training to try hang on to some of the muscle I have.


 No.156206

File: 7c737cf687e897e⋯.jpg (869.31 KB, 923x1200, 923:1200, 1510796140930.jpg)

>>156201

onya mate, how good does a good gym sesh feel?

Almost as good as a good weed sesh


 No.156208

>>156094

Good job getting off the Jew pills, plenty of other NEET lifters around here. You have me at least.


 No.156209

>>156159

Apparently even on those full on virgin incel woman hate vids there's still like a 90% 10% male to female split, even if you account for half those viewers that are female being bot accounts that randomly generated a gender or just guys pretending to be girls you still at least have some girls

get the vids going and do normie shit and maybe you'll get one or something idk with less esoteric NEET titles like you and NEETwalker and basedNEET have


 No.156210

>>155917

couldn't you just pump some air into it instead of blowing?


 No.156211

>>156209

>implying that 10% female stat isnt john


 No.156212

>>156122

What was "dis course" that you were doing?

>>156124

Good afternoon


 No.156213

>>155729

It's $49 at JewBHoloFi, if you can wait for them to open after EB.


 No.156214

>>156213

Cheers when I looked 2 days ago it was $59

I'll still go to eb and just get them to price match because fuck waiting and I also want other crap from eb.


 No.156215

>>156163

Yeah I made the halo videos. The jaw exercises are just looking up for a few seconds until you feel your jaw burning, do these a a few times and you will get more definition. Another one is pushing the lower jaw out until the muscles burn, and you keep doing that to work them out.

>>156159

>>156164

I think that is a good idea, I will have to get more famous though for that to happen. Even eggman(look him up if you don't know him) got laid after some girl took interest in him over his youtube videos, and he drove to another state to have sex with her. This is pretty good advice m8, thanks for it

>>156177

>this is gonna be harsh but what kind of woman wants a guy who has a carer?

She isn't a carer. She is bascially a support worker that is assigned to me via the mental health place I go to, it isn't a centrelink one, the mental health place I go to is a state government one. They basically take me out places, and I have noticed my social skills getting better when I talk to them. So it is a positive.

>>156178

I only see her for an hour every week, so if I ever had a relationship they would likely never find out, it isn't anything that is offputting anyway. I treat her more like a friend, and basically is my only friend.

>>156180

>>156181

>>156182

>How do you get a support worker anyway? I've stumbled through life feeling completely unable to cope with adult tasks, nobody's ever come to help me.

If your state has a public mental health service you can get one through there, and a free psychiatrist as well. That is how it works in WA so it might be different in other states, so research it.

>>156184

>Cheesecake may have some support worker that takes him places but that doesn't mean he needs one.

I really do. I think just having that person who talks to me and cares about my life and feelings is very helpful, and has certainly had a positive impact on my mental health.

>>156209

>Apparently even on those full on virgin incel woman hate vids there's still like a 90% 10% male to female split, even if you account for half those viewers that are female being bot accounts that randomly generated a gender or just guys pretending to be girls you still at least have some girls

On some of my videos there is a greater percentage of the video viewed with the female viewers, and the split varies from 40%-15% female.


 No.156216

File: 94330925e443ba3⋯.jpg (67.29 KB, 692x452, 173:113, 170928Homepage-Hero-CokePl….jpg)

finally found a bottle of that coffee coke some neet was mentioning a few months back

tastes pretty good


 No.156217

>>156216

>tastes pretty good

>anything sugar free tasting good

>carbonated coffee

I refuse to believe this meme


 No.156219


 No.156220

It's raining at the moment


 No.156221

>>156217

it's got the coffee smell downpat

weak aftertaste


 No.156222

>>156216

It's revolting, I scolded the NEET that told me me to get it.


 No.156223

Why are Perth neets the best neets?


 No.156225

>>156223

who would win in a fight between the perth NEET crew and the Gippsland NEET crew?

could the rest of australia's neets including NZ neet even take either group on?


 No.156226

>>156225

Perth neet crew has a seasoned rapist. No contest.


 No.156227

>tfw lonely NSW NEET

It's like everyone here is a wagie.


 No.156228

Brought some little fat lamb berry flavour. Has a tiny bit of alcoholic aftertaste, but the price/performance and taste is good. I'm drinking a a can now after doing heaps of pushups


 No.156229

>>156227

maybe it's too expensive to neet in sydney


 No.156230

>>156229

It's not too bad, I'm on DSP though.


 No.156231

>>156171

bet you creamed your shorts


 No.156232

File: 00c45e9774c96b6⋯.jpg (17.17 KB, 280x180, 14:9, little slut.JPG)

>>156200

so did he


 No.156233

>>156227

just saw on the news that nsw mas the lowest unemployment rate


 No.156234

>>156228

poofter drink, now quintessentially Australian


 No.156235

Just got back from the mechanics no (You)s btw, what the fucks up with that i was later than i had to be because i felt like i should tell you guys all the going ons in my life

ended up being a broken bracket that holds the exhaust on and a crack in the exhaust pipe. I drove through a drain a month or so ago and scraped the bottom when i was out on a neet cruise in the middle of nowhere and i think that caused it.

<$360


 No.156236

lol as christoper pyne trying to say he was hacked


 No.156237

>>156236

lmao

he is fucking faggot and outed himself to the world by a slip of the finger.


 No.156238

>>156234

You're a poof, lets drink shitty gay tasting beer instead

yeah nah


 No.156239

File: b1f40f5471de2b7⋯.jpg (44.6 KB, 634x438, 317:219, 4661A59900000578-5085701-i….jpg)

>>156237

what's bernadi's angle trying to say that the afp is compromised? he doesnt believe pyne does he?


 No.156240

>>156236

>>156237

Post what he said


 No.156241

>>156229

Which is the cheapest state to live in? I would've thought NT or Tasmania, and Tasmania would be better because it's cooler.


 No.156242

>>156239

>>156240

it's ted cruz all over again


 No.156243

File: 2525bca59223433⋯.jpg (23.21 KB, 276x186, 46:31, you ya gay cunt.jpg)

>>156238

>because my lips are too frail and cultured for something so vulgar as beer


 No.156244

>>156242

he's still in the american senate


 No.156245

>>156244

yeah.. what?


 No.156246

james boag's is a really good beer. They aren't stingey, 375ml and 1.5 standard drinks.

Would encourage neets to get a block when it is on special at dans.


 No.156247

>>156243

So drinking gay tasting shit is masculine? Why don't you go drinking liqified shit then faggotnigger


 No.156248

>>156243

Literally no beer taste any good

neck yourself


 No.156249

>>156248

Emu bitter is the only beer I don't like


 No.156250

File: 30e6137a3d7b810⋯.jpg (310.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Fortress-mortalkombat.jpg)

>>156241

So, hypothetically, if a bunch of neets banded together, where would be the best place to establish a neet base? Some considerations:

- cheap property prices (almost certainly somewhere rural)

- low crime

- sane weather (no heat waves that will kill off the more full-figured neets)

- internet access

- if you had space, are there any hobbies you'd pursue that you can't do now?


 No.156251

>>156247

>gay tasting shit

it'll put hairs on your chest little fella


 No.156252

>>156251

It's filled with estrogen and hops, it will do the opposite, so drinking beer will turn you into the pic you posted


 No.156253

>>156252

unlike the little lamb craft ginger bier

served best in a butcher glass on a leather chair with nice polished oak dresser and a wood filtered cigar, some sandalwood incense and the smiths playing on an authentic original gramophone

oh yes


 No.156254

>>156251

>>156252

Drink whisky you faggots, It is the taste of bleakness and hardship that is man's existence.


 No.156255

>>156253

it isn;t ginger beer, it its some cunt who mxied spirits with some shit, it doesn't taste like cider at all


 No.156256

I didn';t get the ginger beer flavor


 No.156257

8% master race, beercucks on 3.5%


 No.156258

>>156254

yeah, and listen to zz top and smoke white ox

>>156255

cider is fucking gayer


 No.156259

there is nothing gayer than beer, maybe you beer drinkers can watch gayfl and have a few craft beers while discussing how you good you feel since going vegan too

beer is jew poison, if you're gonna drink, stick to spirits


 No.156260

>>156258

it isn;t cider though, I even checked the website the cunts ndon't tell you waht the fuck it is


 No.156261

>>156241

Tassie is pretty cheap, lots of places for $150 a week rent.

>>156250

Tassie, it's the NEET Island.


 No.156262

>>156260

it's above such uncouth generalisations such as "labels"


 No.156263

>>156259

>beer is jew poison, if you're gonna drink, stick to spirits

This is redpill, take the vlad pill, become a slav today, I'll buy some gin next because I had some vodka that was brety gud


 No.156264

>>156261

tas is pretty good for neet because no one there has a job ahah


 No.156266

File: d922ffbdcd1e03e⋯.jpg (24.99 KB, 576x720, 4:5, Jeremy-Herrig-craft-beer-d….jpg)

>beer


 No.156267

>>156263

almost there

the real redpill is premium ULP so you can reconnect with your ancestors and talk to the great snake


 No.156268

File: 8271e7d60233b83⋯.jpg (110.48 KB, 525x581, 75:83, 06_01_mariusz_pudzianowski….jpg)

>spirits


 No.156269

File: f8afabd568a4445⋯.jpg (765.35 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0741.JPG)

>>156264

It's pretty quite too, I took a road trip down there during the winter, Hobart was basically a ghost town even on a Saturday night.

Also lovely scenery.


 No.156270

File: 4734e639cc6f833⋯.jpg (100.97 KB, 680x1102, 340:551, wojak breaking down.jpg)

>tfw lil peep just died


 No.156271

>>156263

you know jews used to control the alcohol market in eastern europe, right?

>>156267

become a shaman of the ancient people's of australia

>>156268

>that pot belly

he's clearly a beer drinker


 No.156272

>>156269

>ghost town

maybe that's what we need, some small town that's been abandoned


 No.156273

>>156270

the pepe?


 No.156274

File: c988876c1a77333⋯.jpg (159.15 KB, 736x1131, 736:1131, 83af830ecb27cd2381e0f16db1….jpg)

>sniff


 No.156275

>>156272

There's quite a few smaller towns on the west coast of Tas that are basically ghost towns, they look pretty rough though.


 No.156276

>>156275

the west is all contaminated from mining


 No.156277

>>156276

Yeah it's pretty nasty, but could be a cheap option for a NEET.


 No.156278

File: 000cf6528550ef6⋯.png (137.32 KB, 1166x683, 1166:683, nsw-memes.png)

<ea is burning for the right reasons hopefully

<libreoffice mascot shit is falling apart but did nothing wrong

<theres no fucking racing games; racing wheels are too fucking expensive; used to cost 300 bucks to get a good wheel now 400

<everyone is fucking gay


 No.156279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.156280

>>156278

The best drama I've been following recently are the twitch whores getting called out once again.

It should be more than that, twitch whores and a lot of streamers deserve to be hacked.

I'm surprised a blackhat hasn't started targeting them on a large level, taking their donations and playing gore videos on stream to get them banned.


 No.156281

>>156278

assetto corsa is top tier


 No.156282

>>156278

I got a wheel last Christmas, shifter got fucked within that summer, feels like a toy rather than a simulation. And the old racing sims are just about as good as the new ones, and they're mostly modable too.


 No.156283

>>156278

tfw g27 master race


 No.156284


 No.156285

>>156228

It's tempting to drink 2 cans for that binge.


 No.156286

>>156283

I couldn't find a cheap one that wasn't destroyed.

Feels bad.


 No.156287

>>156285

I've had two now, might havea thrid


 No.156288

Drinking coffee so I can do a shit and start the day


 No.156289

>>156286

I got mine new, I'm glad about it since the g29 is jew extreme leaving the shitfter out


 No.156290


 No.156291

>>156289

I have a G29 G920 but there's no difference and it's actually a really good wheel, definitely a good step up from the G27, but how the fuck can you not upgrade from the piece of shit shifter that's 5 years out of date.


 No.156292

>>156291

Because the g27 goes alright in the old shit games I play, plus it doesn't have some xbox/ps4 remote embedded in the wheel looking retarded. If I updgrade I'll probably buy some thrustmaster shit, g920 is jew with leaving shifter out


 No.156293

>>156287

>third can

2 cans is 4.8 units. You're gonna throw up.


 No.156294

>>156278

>libreoffice mascot shit

What is this?


 No.156295

>>156293

You wanna put money on that?


 No.156296

File: 0da721e4cb579c6⋯.png (17.31 KB, 402x366, 67:61, images (2).png)

>>156291

I play game with my keyboard and wheel mouse


 No.156297

File: f7fc25ad5273a39⋯.jpg (31.07 KB, 384x400, 24:25, 1507091512640.jpg)

I have et too much clotted cream…


 No.156298

>>156297

Fucking RIP


 No.156299

>>156297

did you just start eating it by itself?


 No.156300

>>156299

I started with it on a sponge cake with some apricot jam but by the end I was just eating it by itself.


 No.156301

>>156293

daily reminder that if you don't measure your alcohol consumption in goon boxes or vodka bottles, you're not a real neet


 No.156302

File: 1af63a5f600335b⋯.png (184.77 KB, 259x338, 259:338, smug maid.PNG)

>>156296

>not even a 10 dollar controller


 No.156303

tfw drunj as fuck


 No.156304

>>156292

Thrustmaster leaves the shifter out too, but their shifter is absolute top notch.


 No.156305

>>156304

yeah their shifter is tip top tommy


 No.156306

>>156303

Let me know when you pass out so I can come rape you


 No.156307

signed up for dan murphys memebers tdoday when i boruhgt my lamb drink

all hail the dan


 No.156308

What's the most you guys have drunk in a session?


 No.156310

>>156308

When I was younger i drunk an entire bottle of Jim Beam in one night, had a hangover for 3 days.


 No.156311

File: 53b37cfb31dd08a⋯.jpg (727.25 KB, 1250x1212, 625:606, manson-03-04-71.jpg)


 No.156312

>>156310

from one bottle?


 No.156313

>>156312

Yeah, I was 16 at the time.


 No.156314

>>156310

when i was a teen i woke up in hospital with tabs all over my chest after being taken there in a paddywagon


 No.156315

>>156312

>>156313

When I was 10 I drank a whole bottle of milk and got fucked up


 No.156316

File: 4d97db42a4e3296⋯.png (30.4 KB, 1531x237, 1531:237, intfQxD.png)

>>156280

i liked that totally not chad guy going ape shit, that was funny other than that small time stuff that's been going on for a long while

>>156294

libreoffice is a office suite, it does documents and gay shit, they had a mascot thing going on where people can vote on mascots. couple of the submissions were copyrighted/stolen


 No.156317

>>156314

That would have been weird.


 No.156318


 No.156319

>>156317

yeah, i apparently pissed on the coppers leg


 No.156320

>>156318

>tfw no 10 or 15 girls


 No.156321

File: ffc4be72ff5c2fa⋯.png (42.01 KB, 747x686, 747:686, adfbd764e140f08fa3f9dc6a0b….png)

Wild and windy weather here. Pray for me please NEETs.


 No.156322

File: e356a7107d32b86⋯.gif (740.71 KB, 500x297, 500:297, 1407922994769.gif)

>>156318

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP


 No.156323

>>156321

Sydney?


 No.156324

>>156321

i pray frend


 No.156325

>>156308

What flavours have you tried?


 No.156326

File: ed0ba772a3de691⋯.gif (1.83 MB, 297x226, 297:226, comfy birdo.gif)

>>156321

>tfw nothing but rain today


 No.156327

>>156323

Undisclosed location. No way I am risking Rapeneet finding me and rocking up in his Astra ready for violation.


 No.156329

>>156321

It's been humid and generally yuck here today


 No.156330

>>156327

>ashamed to admit where he lives

I'm guessing…Melbourne?


 No.156331

>>156321

>>156327

Your local strong wind warning will allow for a rapestorm to form


 No.156333

after 3 fat lambs feeling shit freidns

might just go to bed


 No.156334

>>156333

Thats what you get for drinking poofter piss


 No.156335

>>156329

That's how it is in my pants.


 No.156336

>>156306

I'll rape you first

>>156334

T.beer cuck


 No.156337

>>156333

>7.2 units total


 No.156338

File: f9e9734bc878111⋯.jpg (110.02 KB, 195x255, 13:17, 1434681827085-0.jpg)

>>156177

jesus that is an absolutely disgusting picture. it's so painfully overexposed you can barely see the person. what kind of a shit photographer did this? also, what's the point of downs models? do normal clothes not fit them?

>>156189

i oftentimes go 1-2 months without because i rather just spend my time playing video games or watching stuff. no super powers, sadly.


 No.156340

File: 50f6a51b844aeae⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15108258046761346328631.jpg)

Made curry and fried rice, might go street shitting later


 No.156341

File: 7e8ef20b4e359a6⋯.png (23.89 KB, 492x475, 492:475, 7e8ef20b4e359a60bddb3b6ea6….png)

>>156340

Looks good m8. boiled rice is more common with curry than fried rice, but whatever you like.


 No.156342

>>156340

Why aren't you waging mate?


 No.156343

Anyone else get triggered when 'schoolies' is mentioned?


 No.156344

Ordered pizza from dominos, 3 pizzas + 2 garlic breads + 2 pepsis for $35 delivered, thought it's a good deal


 No.156345

>>156340

I could go for a bowl of that, how spicy did you make the curry?


 No.156346

>>156344

>>156344

What toppings on the pizzas did you get fatty?


 No.156347

My shitty laptop is starting to make some pretty weird sounds. Might be time to send it to the neet lair in the sky and buy a new one (or another old one)


 No.156348

>>156344

Don't tempt me, what pizzas?


 No.156349

If I ever get desperate enough to order Domino's I only get sides now, no pizzas. They are too shit.


 No.156350

>>156348

>>156344

Got the 8 meats + barbecue sauce for 2 of them then a supreme for the last one


 No.156351

>>156347

>some pretty weird sounds.

Tried hitting the 'mute' button?


 No.156352

>>156351

wtf now the audio is broken


 No.156353

File: 1802e77b36949ac⋯.jpg (48.19 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, 1510758761157.jpg)

Didn't go full on reckless binge but I still ate too much. I need to pull my finger out .I wanna know what it's like to be skinny.


 No.156354

>>156349

Their sides are pretty good tbqh, with more variety than Pizza Hut has to offer

>>156350

You should've got 3 different types though


 No.156355

>>156352

Don't worry, it should come back when you press the mute button again

t. NEET IT Support Dept


 No.156356

>>156355

>NEET IT Support Dept

Pajeet get out


 No.156357

>>156345

Spicy as pajeets dick


 No.156358

>>156353

>I wanna know what it's like to be skinny.

feels smug man

>hear women talking about (((dieting))) all the time

>muh juice detoxes

>muh water fasting

>muh soup diets

>muh (((lite 'n' easy)))

>know how bullshit that all is


 No.156359

>>156358

They do it because the celebrities are doing it


 No.156360

>>156353

Sounds like you're still in control. Keep at it and pretty soon you'll be a Skellington Chad


 No.156361

>>156358

I became such a smug piece of shit when I lost a lot of weight. It was the first time in my life I had something that made me a better person than others

Didn't work out because I'm an idiot, but it was a nice feeling


 No.156362


 No.156363

File: f8ec26108095149⋯.jpeg (17.39 KB, 446x330, 223:165, images (4).jpeg)


 No.156364

File: 1ce36a5c706ca10⋯.jpg (68.25 KB, 640x431, 640:431, 1fb088ae8ac7158a4a06122776….jpg)

Fatty uprising when


 No.156365

>>156358

i reckon lite and easy would be cool, not to lose weight but so i can have food prepared for me and have a balanced diet


 No.156366

>>156365

basically half your neetbux to get fed hospital food


 No.156367

>>156364

When McDonald's stop doing breakfast


 No.156368

>>156364

right after I finish my next big binge


 No.156369

>>156364

You have to uprise from your couch first


 No.156370

>>156365

If you put in a slight amount of effort and thought then you can do the same without the ridiculously high fees


 No.156371

>>156369

I'm in a fatty wheelchair so I don't have to get up


 No.156372

>>156367

God-damn I love their sausage mcmuffins. Most of the rest of what they sell is shit, but those mcmuffins….


 No.156373

>>156372

That "sausage" stuff tastes so weird. I can never identify what gives it that flavour. It is edible but not very nice.


 No.156374

>>156370

there in lies the problem


 No.156375

I can't eat mcmuffins because I don't like crumbs


 No.156376

>>156373

>>156375

what the hell do you guys eat from maccas if not the mighty mcmuffins?


 No.156377

>>156363

Dating a rich obese fatty is a pretty good career move

It's basically being a nurse except you get a big payout before they hit 50


 No.156378

Broke my nofap streak to an hour of edging to just solo girls. Did a huge cum and my balls ached afterwards.


 No.156379

Big abo cock


 No.156380

>>156377

downside is she has to try and find his penor burried under that vast gut


 No.156381

Pajeets pussy




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