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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?


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2. robots do everything and fuckin every cunt is bludging like the good ol days

3. a fuckin huge working v8 engine


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I had a vision.


1 Adolf Hitler with an Aussie accent

2 Exactly the same but everyone is white

3 None except those old bronze statues, fuck all this plastic modern art shit


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1.Mad cunt.

2.Pre-2000s Australia

3.Remove post modern shit, add art deco.


1. Like Callahan from Dirty Harry

2. East coast is modern/futuristic, South coast is grand Victorian/baroque/Gothic structures, West coast is littered with town houses and cottages.


>parliament houses and supreme courts transformed into grand cathedrals

>more churches

>classic marble sculptures in every major shopping centre

>holden/ford revived with a clone of giorgetto giugiaro in charge of designing cars that all public servants are forced to drive


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I don't need to create her, she already exists, and I'm #withher


Mel Gibson + Adolf Hitler


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Fucking A+ m8



I also forgot the other 2

>what does futuristic Australia look like

Something that combines the natural aestetic of Australia with Neo Gothic style

>what public art do you propose for your city?

A statue of Churchill crying with Hitler and Caldwell looming above laughing



1. Me

2. Australia becomes a republic following the death of Queen Elizabeth II and I am its first President.

Following a new constitution that enshrines the right and just supremacy of Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Northern European Australians, a mass deportation and/or execution of undesirables paves the way for a brighter, whiter future.

Canberra ceases to be the capital and the ACT is dissolved.

Australia becomes a major producer and exporter of hemp products and its natural assets are seized from foreign ownership to be run by the government, along with essential services.

Centrelink is replaced with a new department that ensures welfare is available for those in need, not for the lazy and deceitful.

Whites in Africa, the US, Canada, Europe and Britain/Eire are offered asylum from the growing violence of their respective governments and undesirable imports.

Foreign aid is stopped entirely and the money, along with the billions saved from the eradication of aboriginals, is reallocated to building a fast and reliable communications network.

All forms of political correctness and associated madness are flushed out of the country via legislation, termination of employment and necessary executions.

Free trade agreements with Asian countries are scrapped and new ones made with suitable economic allies, with a preference to companies aligning with the new republic's values.

The Outback is demolished and all cities are required to have aesthetically desirable centers which include decent public space, fountains, greenery and shade.

DST is ended permanently.

Australia establishes itself as a destination for Western culture, a leader in technology and pioneer in resource conscious planning and development.

Corporal punishment is reintroduced to schools, under strict guidelines, and decriminalized in the home under a new Restoration of Parental Rights Act. The act also includes directives on state and private bodies communication with parents, a clear separation between the adult and child; and for the first time a separate social and legal category for teenagers, with adulthood formally beginning at 20.

3. Statues and plazas dedicated to important figures in the city's history, works which celebrate Western culture and buildings which incorporate beautifying elements.



You forgot

4. Australia obtains nuclear weapons and nukes Israel


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Instead of having the Brisbane Line in WW2 we have the Victoria Line

We surrender everyone in Victoria and Tasmania to the Japs

After the Americans win the war and they demand that the Japs give up all the territories they took however we let the japs keep Victoria and Tas because the leader of the japs sucks the the aussie PM at the time's cock

Living next to japs pisses off most aussies (leading to a lot more insults for japs and asians) and causes them to greatly reject any values of multiculturalism.

When the viet war goes down, the japs side with us causing public opinion of the japs to become much more positive

We slowly accept the japs and NSW (and eventually the rest of the states) becomes a mix of jap culture and Aussie culture (also Chinese are banned because the japs share their wise wisdom)

1. The PM of Australia is a half jap/half true blue aussie qt war veteran

2. >pic related

3. Highly detailed 1:1 recreations of anime characters made out of stone



Not one mention of removing the jew..

>you were so close m8



They were covered in 'undesirables'. Believe me, anon, there would be no greater inducer of oy veying than I.



i liked that bald politician who said that ppl should get vpn and circumvent gov's bann on gambling websites


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



>David Leyonhjelm wishes online poker players good fortune in the wars to come

>Liberal Democrats (Australia)

>Published on Mar 20, 2017




he is the only australian libertarian politician i know


Dick Smith.

He could solve our problems.



He's a 95% Fiscal Libertarian, and 5% Social Libertarian, and then doesn't do a very good job of that, even (Immigration policies are Populist and not Liberal*, for example.)

*: for you 15 year-olds, that's "Liberal" in the 'accept anything' sense. Leyonhjelm hasn't shown to know about immigrant's libertarian rights, and pulls out the Pop's Muslim policies to keep his edgelord voting base.



>2. what does futuristic australia look like?

It won't be called "Australia", that term will be considered too offensive.



After everything this champion of True Australia has set up, who is going to give a FUCK what happens overseas? I think you'll be shipped off overseas somewhere to satisfy your desire for war.



You are a god amongst faggots.

Fucken saved.



kys kike lover



I don't give a fuck about jews. Let them stay in their war-torn shit hole.

You, on the other hand, clearly have a love/hate relationship with them.



>Foreign aid is stopped entirely and the money, along with the billions saved from the eradication of aboriginals, is reallocated to building a fast and reliable communications network.

Not gonna lie cunt, had me laughing at an obnoxious volume




pretty sure i just hate them


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4. you get to build your own school, and design its curriculum.

what's it like? what's taught?



kikes > italians (cucks)



Everyone > kikes

I'm not Italian btw, I was just posting from there.


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1. Pic related

2. Australian vernacular becomes clogged with exagerrated tones, overdone hand gestures and shitty pop culture references

3. Statues of hands furiously pulling cocks



Dagos > Flaczkiniggers (Jewish Slaves)


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check this out


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Almost all of those jews were working within a TEAM of white gentiles, the cure for Polio and Tuberculosis would hardly have waited if jews didn't exist. The only reason Einstein is promoted so heavily is BECAUSE he is a jew, not for his findings.

The handful of good that jews have brought are no match on the scales for the wrath of communism that they have brought about our people, and for every war they have caused/exacerbated, every ritual murder and every non-white they have brought into our countries.




>I have no argument so /pol/

no wonder poles are the most hated people in all of europe



>Is Chess a conspiracy to keep the white man down

Yes read up on some Bobby Fischer



Pure shitposting. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

And Steve Sailer has written extensively on the lie of American meritocracy; Jews are academically mediocre and economically successful all in line with their ethnonepotism and social parasitism.



If jews simply had higher IQ's and nothing else you wouldn't see their presence so heavily concentrated in fields like journalism and in the media, it makes no sense purely from an IQ perspective but perfect sense if they're evolved social parasites who advance through jewish ethnic nepotism and attempt to seize control of positions where they can disproportionately influence the direction of a society or obtain some kind of social or economic power within it.

There are fields where Jews are almost absent such as engineering, if they were simply on average "smarter" in every way there should be proportionally as many jewish engineers as there are jewish bankers and jewish lawyers, and jews in the media, but there are not.



>g. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

[citation needed]



>Poland too stupid for simple math

Imagine mah shaaack



I'd introduce a new elective: a course in banter (under the label "Australian Culture Studies")


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Introduce mandatory reading of stirner to purge all SJWs and Nazi faggots





I'd pull the country all the way back to the early convict times, get bongolian fucktards to get out, and live the comfy bushranger life; a radio playing Waltzing Matilda in my backpack, a gun by my side, and some good lads. Fuck Prime Ministers. Fuck Politics. Fuck Economics. All I need is the vast outback and some lads.


he would be mark chopper reid, but still played by eric banna

and he had to stayin' character the whole time, like mkultra'ed the whole way


>>149084 Ill fuck you up cunt meet me at 65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA


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This is acceptable. But yummy-mummy type is ok too.


All I want is Universal Basic Income. I want to get free money without working for it. I would vote for any politician who promised that.



>every non-white they have brought into our countries.

I literally never leave the house except to buy fast food and sometimes pizza, why would I give a fuck about non-white immigration?


I have literally never even let a Jew IRL once in my entire life. Why should I give a shit about them or anything they do? Nothing about Jews affects my personal life in any way whatsoever.

But I do like that Jews helped to legalize all sorts of disgusting porn which I fap to every day, so thanks Jews!


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Me too


leave em alone & they leave you alone


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Female & muscly



thats gay as fuck



not anime


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>3. what public art do you propose for your city?

come to think of it i dunno many


>"Tommy" The Loaded Dog [SA]

>The Loaded Dog statue is based on the dog, Tommy, from Henry Lawson`s famous Australian story called "The Loaded Dog" . The story was chosen because it fulfilled all the specifications for the statue at a veterinary clinic. The dog is a spectacular steel sculpture about the size of a small horse and was sculpted by the world famous sculptor Andy Scott in Glasgow, Scotland using his unique technique of wielding of thousands of tiny pieces of steel rod to create iconic street art.

>The story revolves around a mischievous Labrador Retriever dog who picks up an explosive charge, jumps through the camp fire lighting the fuse and the chaos that follows when his owners, Andy and Dave, try to get the explosive charge back before it detonates.

>Billy [NSW]

>Statue of "Billy" the dog, who went on the daily rounds with his master, a Mosman Council Street sweeper, between 1959 and 1978.

>The statue was a gift to the people of Mosman as a reminder of the reliance of animals on man and the debt mankind owes to animals.

>Backpacker Murders [NSW]

>The monument at the site where the bodies of seven missing backpackers were found in the 1990`s commemorates the victims of the crime. Five of the victims were international travellers and two were Australian.

>Ivan Milat was convicted of the murders and is serving seven consecutive life sentences plus eighteen years. There is speculation that he may not have acted alone and may be responsible for more murders.




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