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 No.149084

1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

 No.149085

File: 86132d9c7bbba52⋯.jpg (51.74 KB, 800x450, 16:9, corey worthington.jpg)

1. pic related

2. robots do everything and fuckin every cunt is bludging like the good ol days

3. a fuckin huge working v8 engine


 No.149113

File: cfcd8b142cfcbe9⋯.jpg (206.25 KB, 1023x650, 1023:650, Dear Leader.jpg)

File: 037f4267fa8c254⋯.jpg (556.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mtdruitt.jpg)

File: 7b8ecc2d14953f2⋯.png (311.84 KB, 1096x800, 137:100, Australian Art.png)

I had a vision.


 No.149137

1 Adolf Hitler with an Aussie accent

2 Exactly the same but everyone is white

3 None except those old bronze statues, fuck all this plastic modern art shit


 No.149649

File: 907bc41a9a38380⋯.jpg (200.15 KB, 787x567, 787:567, TypicalAustralians.jpg)

1.Mad cunt.

2.Pre-2000s Australia

3.Remove post modern shit, add art deco.


 No.149679

1. Like Callahan from Dirty Harry

2. East coast is modern/futuristic, South coast is grand Victorian/baroque/Gothic structures, West coast is littered with town houses and cottages.

3.

>parliament houses and supreme courts transformed into grand cathedrals

>more churches

>classic marble sculptures in every major shopping centre

>holden/ford revived with a clone of giorgetto giugiaro in charge of designing cars that all public servants are forced to drive


 No.149868

File: f0656c4e84badc6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.48 KB, 664x662, 332:331, Pauline Promo 150x150.jpg)

I don't need to create her, she already exists, and I'm #withher


 No.149960

Mel Gibson + Adolf Hitler


 No.149961

File: e4cd95a3a777c1c⋯.png (945 KB, 1920x994, 960:497, BasedMel.png)

>>149960

Fucking A+ m8


 No.149965

>>149084

I also forgot the other 2

>what does futuristic Australia look like

Something that combines the natural aestetic of Australia with Neo Gothic style

>what public art do you propose for your city?

A statue of Churchill crying with Hitler and Caldwell looming above laughing


 No.150205

>>149084

1. Me

2. Australia becomes a republic following the death of Queen Elizabeth II and I am its first President.

Following a new constitution that enshrines the right and just supremacy of Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Northern European Australians, a mass deportation and/or execution of undesirables paves the way for a brighter, whiter future.

Canberra ceases to be the capital and the ACT is dissolved.

Australia becomes a major producer and exporter of hemp products and its natural assets are seized from foreign ownership to be run by the government, along with essential services.

Centrelink is replaced with a new department that ensures welfare is available for those in need, not for the lazy and deceitful.

Whites in Africa, the US, Canada, Europe and Britain/Eire are offered asylum from the growing violence of their respective governments and undesirable imports.

Foreign aid is stopped entirely and the money, along with the billions saved from the eradication of aboriginals, is reallocated to building a fast and reliable communications network.

All forms of political correctness and associated madness are flushed out of the country via legislation, termination of employment and necessary executions.

Free trade agreements with Asian countries are scrapped and new ones made with suitable economic allies, with a preference to companies aligning with the new republic's values.

The Outback is demolished and all cities are required to have aesthetically desirable centers which include decent public space, fountains, greenery and shade.

DST is ended permanently.

Australia establishes itself as a destination for Western culture, a leader in technology and pioneer in resource conscious planning and development.

Corporal punishment is reintroduced to schools, under strict guidelines, and decriminalized in the home under a new Restoration of Parental Rights Act. The act also includes directives on state and private bodies communication with parents, a clear separation between the adult and child; and for the first time a separate social and legal category for teenagers, with adulthood formally beginning at 20.

3. Statues and plazas dedicated to important figures in the city's history, works which celebrate Western culture and buildings which incorporate beautifying elements.


 No.150328

>>150205

You forgot

4. Australia obtains nuclear weapons and nukes Israel


 No.150473

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Instead of having the Brisbane Line in WW2 we have the Victoria Line

We surrender everyone in Victoria and Tasmania to the Japs

After the Americans win the war and they demand that the Japs give up all the territories they took however we let the japs keep Victoria and Tas because the leader of the japs sucks the the aussie PM at the time's cock

Living next to japs pisses off most aussies (leading to a lot more insults for japs and asians) and causes them to greatly reject any values of multiculturalism.

When the viet war goes down, the japs side with us causing public opinion of the japs to become much more positive

We slowly accept the japs and NSW (and eventually the rest of the states) becomes a mix of jap culture and Aussie culture (also Chinese are banned because the japs share their wise wisdom)

1. The PM of Australia is a half jap/half true blue aussie qt war veteran

2. >pic related

3. Highly detailed 1:1 recreations of anime characters made out of stone


 No.151317

>>150205

Not one mention of removing the jew..

>you were so close m8


 No.151405

>>151317

They were covered in 'undesirables'. Believe me, anon, there would be no greater inducer of oy veying than I.


 No.152190

>>149084

i liked that bald politician who said that ppl should get vpn and circumvent gov's bann on gambling websites


 No.152245

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>152190

lionhelm?

>David Leyonhjelm wishes online poker players good fortune in the wars to come

>Liberal Democrats (Australia)

>Published on Mar 20, 2017


 No.152766

>>152245

yes

he is the only australian libertarian politician i know


 No.152780

Dick Smith.

He could solve our problems.


 No.152824

>>152766

He's a 95% Fiscal Libertarian, and 5% Social Libertarian, and then doesn't do a very good job of that, even (Immigration policies are Populist and not Liberal*, for example.)

*: for you 15 year-olds, that's "Liberal" in the 'accept anything' sense. Leyonhjelm hasn't shown to know about immigrant's libertarian rights, and pulls out the Pop's Muslim policies to keep his edgelord voting base.


 No.152851

>>149084

>2. what does futuristic australia look like?

It won't be called "Australia", that term will be considered too offensive.


 No.152859

>>150328

After everything this champion of True Australia has set up, who is going to give a FUCK what happens overseas? I think you'll be shipped off overseas somewhere to satisfy your desire for war.


 No.152860

>>150205

You are a god amongst faggots.

Fucken saved.


 No.153017

>>152859

kys kike lover


 No.153018

>>153017

I don't give a fuck about jews. Let them stay in their war-torn shit hole.

You, on the other hand, clearly have a love/hate relationship with them.


 No.153076

>>150205

>Foreign aid is stopped entirely and the money, along with the billions saved from the eradication of aboriginals, is reallocated to building a fast and reliable communications network.

Not gonna lie cunt, had me laughing at an obnoxious volume


 No.153101

>>153018

>>153018

pretty sure i just hate them


 No.175430

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File: fd5646a00293386⋯.jpg (73.17 KB, 720x540, 4:3, Slide1.jpg)

File: 1fcd19bd5fb24ac⋯.jpg (795.51 KB, 1519x781, 1519:781, MD_Program_Curriculum.jpg)

4. you get to build your own school, and design its curriculum.

what's it like? what's taught?


 No.176407

>>153017

kikes > italians (cucks)


 No.176421

>>176407

Everyone > kikes

I'm not Italian btw, I was just posting from there.


 No.176560

File: 595f69bd0876fa1⋯.jpg (85.21 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, profile-talent-andrew-okee….jpg)

1. Pic related

2. Australian vernacular becomes clogged with exagerrated tones, overdone hand gestures and shitty pop culture references

3. Statues of hands furiously pulling cocks


 No.177040

>>176407

Dagos > Flaczkiniggers (Jewish Slaves)


 No.177171

File: ca76ecba35551e5⋯.jpg (244.82 KB, 998x883, 998:883, zydzi iq.jpg)

>>176421

check this out


 No.177824

File: 1ad84b6bc1317fa⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, goodjews.png)

>>177171

Almost all of those jews were working within a TEAM of white gentiles, the cure for Polio and Tuberculosis would hardly have waited if jews didn't exist. The only reason Einstein is promoted so heavily is BECAUSE he is a jew, not for his findings.

The handful of good that jews have brought are no match on the scales for the wrath of communism that they have brought about our people, and for every war they have caused/exacerbated, every ritual murder and every non-white they have brought into our countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhI8YPmTAw8


 No.177846

>>177844

>I have no argument so /pol/

no wonder poles are the most hated people in all of europe


 No.178204

>>177171

>Is Chess a conspiracy to keep the white man down

Yes read up on some Bobby Fischer


 No.178470

>>177171

Pure shitposting. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

And Steve Sailer has written extensively on the lie of American meritocracy; Jews are academically mediocre and economically successful all in line with their ethnonepotism and social parasitism.


 No.178572

>>178470

If jews simply had higher IQ's and nothing else you wouldn't see their presence so heavily concentrated in fields like journalism and in the media, it makes no sense purely from an IQ perspective but perfect sense if they're evolved social parasites who advance through jewish ethnic nepotism and attempt to seize control of positions where they can disproportionately influence the direction of a society or obtain some kind of social or economic power within it.

There are fields where Jews are almost absent such as engineering, if they were simply on average "smarter" in every way there should be proportionally as many jewish engineers as there are jewish bankers and jewish lawyers, and jews in the media, but there are not.


 No.179265

>>178470

>g. In the US, by weight of numbers alone goyim with an IQ three standard deviations above average outnumber the whole Jewish population and it looks even worse in the regions where Jewish IQ supposedly peaks.

[citation needed]


 No.179763

>>179265

>Poland too stupid for simple math

Imagine mah shaaack


 No.192454

>>175430

I'd introduce a new elective: a course in banter (under the label "Australian Culture Studies")


 No.192754

File: c711e175b5ab828⋯.jpeg (50.17 KB, 600x481, 600:481, Bane.jpeg)

MARXIST-LENINIST BANE THOUGHT


 No.192755

>>175430

Introduce mandatory reading of stirner to purge all SJWs and Nazi faggots


 No.192956

>>192755

>spookposting


 No.192994

I'd pull the country all the way back to the early convict times, get bongolian fucktards to get out, and live the comfy bushranger life; a radio playing Waltzing Matilda in my backpack, a gun by my side, and some good lads. Fuck Prime Ministers. Fuck Politics. Fuck Economics. All I need is the vast outback and some lads.


 No.193072

he would be mark chopper reid, but still played by eric banna

and he had to stayin' character the whole time, like mkultra'ed the whole way


 No.193111

>>149084 Ill fuck you up cunt meet me at 65 Treave Street CLOVERDALE WA


 No.194840

File: d7f8d97316a9001⋯.jpg (141.27 KB, 850x901, 50:53, 20190113.jpg)

>>149649

This is acceptable. But yummy-mummy type is ok too.


 No.194844

All I want is Universal Basic Income. I want to get free money without working for it. I would vote for any politician who promised that.


 No.194845

>>177824

>every non-white they have brought into our countries.

I literally never leave the house except to buy fast food and sometimes pizza, why would I give a fuck about non-white immigration?

>>178572

I have literally never even let a Jew IRL once in my entire life. Why should I give a shit about them or anything they do? Nothing about Jews affects my personal life in any way whatsoever.

But I do like that Jews helped to legalize all sorts of disgusting porn which I fap to every day, so thanks Jews!


 No.194855

File: f7d3b0fae449db3⋯.jpg (118.56 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 20190107.jpg)

>>194844

Me too

>>194845

leave em alone & they leave you alone


 No.194872

File: 5d493737b74dcf7⋯.jpg (58.88 KB, 467x700, 467:700, 20190113.jpg)

Female & muscly


 No.194873

>>194872

thats gay as fuck


 No.195008

>>194872

not anime




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