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we made it m80s



I knew they walked among us.



no shit m8, we're part of the "dark web"

eyes are on us all the time



deep web not dark



i stand corrected


dude weed lmao



>legalize marijuana cultivation and trading in australia

>china becomes #1 importer of weed

>opium wars all over again

bring it


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dude goon lmao



I wonder if Dan will sell the herbal jew when it's legalized


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can i get one of you blokes to marry me for fake citizenship please



People will think we're poofters, and I'll get less money on the dole if I have a partner. You'll have to find someone else.


>tfw no sleep


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you don't need sleep



I'm going to stay up for the day



i will join you


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>med cert hasn't gone through yet

>MAX appointment in 3 hours




just turn up and tell them you're still waiting for a med cert to clear



can i just call them up instead?

i don't want to go in



they'd probably still make you go in anyway


Have any of you NEETs done cognitive behavioural therapy before with a psychologist for things like social anxiety/social skills? Asking for me



nah, but i got over those problems the hard way by getting a customer service job


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did you get friend? did you get gf?



nah but i did learn how to stretch out small talk which kinda helps with making you look a bit less autismal


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Selling out our country more and more every day.


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Fuck it, I'll just post the webm because it's gold.



yeah but what better timing to announce it

>everyone getting ready for anzac day

>msm still riding on potential threats from religion of peace



I tried it a few times but it didn't work because I don't like not being depressed


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>I don't like not being depressed

This. What's the point of being alive if you're not suffering?



Suffering is unironically the only important part of living



That's one of the four truths of Buddhism



It is an approach to dealing with anxiety by recognising it and implementing strategies to overcome to it. It requires work for yourself and motivation to implement it, it is not just learning something and just to expect the problem to resolve itself because you went to a psychologist.



I see, thank you for the explanation



I like some of the ideas behind buddhism but it is a little gross who western normies latch onto it



how, not who



old video is old


Got a 1 month med cert today because fuck WFD. That shit is pure slavery.



how do you get put on wfd as opposed to just being a job seeker? is it a choice?



after 9 months of newstart you have to do WFD


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what are they doing with trains? last i heard there were opal cards, now they're going to use phones and credit cards?

seems like a way to track everyone's movements



>seems like a way to track everyone's movements

blatantly so but things were well underway since the turn of the 21st century

how are people going to claim concession fares?


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Wew. I know the government can't see the future, but what a monumental waste of money myki will be if it gets phased out.



In my explanation, I am not saying it doesn't work. It works to a degree for me as I can better manage my anxiety. It's just not a cure but if you learn it and use it can be a bandaid approach for getting over bumpy times before smooth sailing.



Opal cards are a pain in the ass. The technology for visa and mastercard enabled cards has already been undertaken in London. I would prefer a choice between card and opal use as I think major technology is in place and only requiring minor upgrades.


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>lookup who programmed myki

>it was pajeets


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Fuck, marry, kill. Go.



can i just stay a virgin?





Your options are complete the game or do WFD. No medical certificates will be accepted.

The choice is yours.



>No medical certificates will be accepted.


i'll go with wfd




>deleting porn

nah i'll just buy another hard drive




how was he put on to wfd at such a young age, i thought you have to be looking for jobs for a quite a while before that happens



There is nothing with being a virgin. Life doesn't change because you lose it. I think worst choice someone can make is getting pussy and the getting whipped by pussy even when it negatively impacts their health. You can always do better, even if you don't feel you can. Don't let someone walk over you all the time.


Old system even then I think it's a couple of weeks of going to Max then you get the payments. Governments punitive approach to welfare isn't working and won't ever work. I can imagine new demerit point system will clog up already highly congested administrative appeals tribunal that will reverse the decisions made by Centrelink.


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How long ago did this appear? I just noticed it now



when the dick pics started disappearing


Do you think BO-san is back?



He could be, or perhaps a benevolent NEET took his place



He's probably too busy fucking his girlfriend and laughing at celebrity neets to return to us


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>tfw just got up



>tfw can't get it up



are you sure you aren't a crypto-burger?



>I wish I could be a night-owl

What's got your sleep schedule so f'ed?



transferred back to my disability employment agency about 45 days ago, i haven't heard anything from then yet. so there's nothing to keep the sleep pattern in check



Yes it's hard to do something when you literally don't have to do anything for welfare. I'm guessing you live alone?



i live with my mum



Does she work all day? I can't sleep during the day with others in the house even if they aren't trying to communicate with me. I just get overwhelmed with a sort of emotional pressure that keeps me awake.



yeah, she works to about 6-7 pm


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honk honk


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slowly drinking my way through a carton of pic related, not the greatest but i'd consider it impressive for something australian made



did you even try it before you bought a carton?



no, but i've never been the best at making decisions



A very NEETy attribute


What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the First Period.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

Why do leftists hate the dentist?

What do you call a kike in a bucket of acid? a solution



>yfw "fake news" is cockney slang for jews



>Why do leftists hate the dentist?

I don't know. Why?


intense aboriginal fragrance



Sounds like you've been to Perth.



ausneet migrant please leave


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sup neets



VN? How have you been?



her face looks childish



but her ass looks delicious



anuses are icky



Keeping on I guess. You? Which NEET are you?



The autistic one.




What he said.


Lol, it's a day for returns, I gave up here 6 months back.

And somehow I return the same day as VN …

Looks like the place has quietened down again.

How you cunts been anyway ? I see fagneets fucked off again, any good story with that ?



BO has returned or somebody took his place

Either way the restoration of the /aus/ neet threads is beginning



Ah, that's good to hear.

What's up with that other ausneet board thing ?

Failed spin off that died ?



Woops, it's not dead, forgot we get seppo dates forced on us.

Fuck me, 2 different NEET threads, my mind is numbed by choices.



Luckily you can enjoy the authentic /aus/ neet general experience by reading like four posts a week these days



It gives time to savour every post




Is this a coming neet renaissance? What a time to be alive


Anyone tried water fasting to lose weight? I got up to five days and then had something to eat. I lost about 4 kilos though



used to do intermittent fasting but stopped and still managed to lose weight

fasting is a meme but it can teach you to like food better




If you completely avoid food/go a significant amount under your TDEE it generally leads to slower weight loss

If you want something reasonable then find your TDEE (google it) and take of 20%

that's how man calories you need to consume daily to lose weight at a healthy rate too

If you lose weight too quickly you also get loose skin


Here is an all around good guide to that shit even if it focuses more on building muscle

the main goal of weight loss shit should be to make small liveable improvements like cutting soda or goon bit by bit

If you do a complete life style switch you're just gonna end up rebound because it's hard to maintain that shit


A girlfriend is a female friend or acquaintance, often a regular female companion with whom one is platonic, romantically or sexually involved



How is gf2018 going?



Long term weight loss only works if you change your diet and your attitude towards food. If you go from 2500 calories a day down to 500 a day you will lose weight, but if you jump back to 2500 you're just going to slowly climb back up again


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4th july tienanmen square


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fuck off we're full



fuck off cristiano


i did the dishes, hopefully mum will be happy about that when she gets home



Are you going to cash in your Good Boy Points for chicken tendies?


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she won't but at least i'm proud for you m8



i'm gonna call her and ask if we can get maccas




>tfw couldn't stay asleep

i went to bed at around 8pm and woke up at 2:30am


still cant get to sleep, gonna have to stay up all day again now



>tfw car explodes down your street two hours after you finally fall asleep

fucking apex



it's time for you to join the ranks of us countryNEETs


Im going to bed now NEET(s). Hopefully I can sleep through the entire night this time or pass away peacefully in my sleep



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Goodnight NEET, I hope you have a long and lovely rest


How do I stop having obsessive thoughts?



stop thinking and start doing



Keep reminding yourself to stop obsessing


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I have a solution for that.



Honestly pick a hobby, besides being a good distraction it'll be a lil good on your confidence to know you can make things and build up a skill

Anything you've ever had an interest in you should check out on youtube, there's almost certainly a fair bit of tutorials for it no matter what

Personally I've been look at making a forge in the yard, honestly even things like black smithing is fairly cheap and easy to set up for under 100


don't know what to do today to be honest. you neets got anything planned?



I'm going to mow my lawn so I don't have to do it Saturday



This is how you end up with obsessive thoughts about stamps


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waiting on more neetbux to do more shopping

going to be in the green for the first time in half a year



better than obsessive thoughts about your own self worth and how lonely you are


I seal my phone in a sandwich ziploc bag so I can wank in the shower


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>current year

>not having water proof phone



>DSP-NEET luxuries



It's a hard time indeed when a neet can't afford a ziplock bag


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>cool enough to not wear t-shirts

>not cool enough to wear proper jackets and properly enjoy hot drinks



i've only got t-shirts, no shirts or jackets.



i got that same glass vase at home


that's what the goon's for m8



How do you survive m8? Are you a NT/North QLD NEET?



no victoria



dead neet walking


>tfw autism but no dsp






why not?

it's fine to h8 m8


i just want it to be time to sleep again


I feel as if I practically don't exist. I have no friends, rarely leave the house and when I do it's to use the self-serve checkouts at Woolies. My only social interactions are here but being anonymous only further leads to feeling isolated. No one knows ME.



>and when I do it's to use the self-serve checkouts at Woolies

at least you have the courage to go into shops. mum does all the shopping due to my anxiety.


I have no tangible presence is what I'm getting at.



Yeah but my anxiety is getting worse, the last time I went to Woolies I literally couldn't look anyone in the face, felt like dropping the basket and running out. Might be time to see Dr Pajeet


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>tfw autistic introvert and not an austic extrovert



the only difference is how much you care m8



but have you got the DSP?



Dr Dan has an appointment available at 9:30am today



A horrible recommendation!

I saw him yesterday




I know how you feel, often when I am driving (which I hate) I feel I am invisible as normies just seem to pull out in front of me and drive like I'm not even on the road.



>tfw the normal folk think i'm a hoon due to my integra shitbox



i'm too introverted to apply for the dsp

will you help me satan?




Honestly anon I hate to be that guy but the only why you're going to get better is through slow exposure


Why are you people still on this board?



why wouldnt we be?



why not?



>you people

the correct term is NEET



We're still unemployed that's why


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>managers these days all have limp handshakes

boomers ruin everything


After living in Melbourne for far too long, I'm finding Tasmania to be a very strange place. 95% white, and people are much more polite.



I was in Melbourne a few days ago, it's a very foreign place to be



No kidding. The change was slow at first, but then an avalanche of non-whites hit Melbourne. I had to catch a train into the city a few weeks ago. It was a sea of brown. Completely depressing.



Between that, the overcrowding, the traffic and violence, I don't understand why anyone would want to live there other than for university. Also just when I thought I was safe in my little country town I see this. This cunt really has it out for us NEETs hasn't he




is there a country on earth that hasn't been plagued by those fuckers?



don't tasmanians all look weird though? like they're all related due to not enough genetic diversity?


Up early this morning for a change



the jews fear the neet



onya m8, nothing like being up to see dawn and having nothing important to do all day



Not going to lie, there are some, but most people look normal enough. No Lebs or Africans in sight though, so I'll happily take the company of a few inbred bogans.


Me too. Good morning.







Good morning


Going for a little NEET trip to Traralgon today



Take some photos so I can live vicariously through you.


Good ideas are bad ideas in retrospect



hindsight is 20-20 m8


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like choosing to be a neet


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In retrospect, choosing to be a neet was the best choice.



have fun saying that to yourself when you're in your forties



I'm riding this gravy train until the grave. All jobs will eventually be automated, probably about the time we get to that age.




i'm close to 8 years off m8



Is this from experience?



And then once automation hits, we're going to be left with a surplus of jobless immigrants brought here to fill "labour shortages". I don't see this ending well for my NEETbux


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>it is a little gross how western normies latch onto it

>I like some of the ideas behind buddhism



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For years, my mate Dick has been saying Australia's immigration system is a Ponzi scheme.

I watched Dredd the other night. Seems like a believable future to me. Put everyone in high-rise mega cities and give them universal basic income. No chance to ever break out of the poverty, so it all turns to shit.


I can't sleep



is your mummybot playing music way too loudly too?



Mummybot is fast asleep


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i wish mine was too



What is she doing playing music at this time of morning?



probably cooking or something, found her sleeping in the kitchen in front of the oven since it's cold



Why would she fall asleep there instead of going to bed?



nfi, especially with the dishes she leaves out and the scraps she's too lazy to compost making a bad stink in the kitchen

she's not a smart person m8



Looks like mummybot needs a speaking to. Anway do you plan on going to bed soon? A NEET needs his sleep. I'm probably going to grab a drink of water and then head off to bed



nah, got things to do so i'm just going to stay awake and hope for the best




Your mummybot sounds defective. You might have to send her in for repairs.

What are you neets up to today?

I just finished cleaning the bathroom and kitchen, and then I'm going to make lunch. I'm not sure what to eat.



Good night Vampy


Hope you make it


I just did a bit of grocery shopping in my hi-vis wagie camouflage (no one suspected a thing) and now I don't know what to do for the rest of the day or this weekend.



Going for a little drive and then getting maccas. I will then eat it at the river



time to some shopping


i made it






Do you drag your clothes through the dirt so it looks like you've been labouring all day?


Sounds comfy. What did you get from Maccas? How was the weather today?


Did you pick up any nice treats for yourself?



I think you need to become the mummybot anon, she sounds more NEET brained than you



I got a double quarter pounder large meal with soda water. It was raining


Damn it, I think my phone is fucked. Battery has been draining real quick the past few days, and now I've had it charging for half an hour without the battery percentage going up.

What's a decent phone these days?


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thanks m8


aww yeah, pic related

i'll give it a shot tomorrow


yeah she's more neet than i am which is kinda sad and impressive at the same time but she acts like a spoiled brat most of the time so it feels like i'm getting the worst part of parenting




>tfw still awake again



You need to fix your sleeping pattern. Stay up all day today and go to bed at 10PM tonight.



Also, drink more coffee.



Coffee gives me anxiety



Is that what you call "the runs"?



So when are you moving to Gippsland/Tasmania/somewhere rural?



but i can't even wake up on time



I live in Gippsland

t. happy NEET


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you better be mixing something into that boy


I went to the lake and I saw a lot people playing Pokemon Go. I thought people stopped playing that game a year and a half ago



yeah i saw the same shit walking through a park today. looks like there's some special thing on:


can't believe people still play this shit. isn't it a data mining experiment?


Tasmanians are niggers tbh m80s


It's quiet here today. What are you cunts up to?

You better not be out with your mates because it's the weekend.



went for a bush walk

trying to figure out if this hooker is real



>You better not be out with your mates because it's the weekend.

>because it's the weekend.

this is wagie-speak. i'm thinking of going for a little drive, maybe getting some maccas



how was the bush walk? did you see any fauna or any interesting plants/fungi?



>this is wagie-speak

That's right. I was accusing you guys of being a bunch of crypto-wagies.



I've never been employed



i saw a massive lemon scented gum but that was in someone's front yard before i got into the bush. didn't really see anything interesting otherwise



yeah, my hopes and dreams

was alright, could use more kiwifruit


just more shitposting and vidya



>Almost 5 hours later and no one's asked about the hooker

Tell us more



Where do you go for hookers now that backpage has been v&?



You've asked that same question numerous times.



it's like he gets paid to find out these things…


i only sometimes pop in here. am neet nearly a year now, not my first time having year-long stints of NEETdom

the general consensus among family friends is the sheer difficulty of finding work, even in skilled useful areas. i know certified accountants, lawyers and IT guys that can't get shit. those that do get theirs through nepotism. can't even get shit menial work in a warehouse. i know call centers are pretty shit and tough to work in, i dont even hear back from them but.

not everyone can be a tradie, its pretty saturated depending on the city youre in. seek seems to have way fewer available positions, shit's fucked.

it's always pajeets and chuns that manage to find generic corporate jobs though because of this retarded diversity hire nonsense. there are way more white men than asian chicks in this country but you'll get put lower on the pile if youre an inexperienced white guy.

boomer genocide soon, brothers.

just wanted to have a rant, am getting rattled in my neet cage



it definitely isn't as easy as it used to be and won't be getting any easier with our pollies very happy to sit around and do nothing while riding the chicom train into retirement


Good night. Don't forget to turn the lights off when you go to bed, late-night neets.





is this the NEET board?



this makes no sense

indians dont get hired for diversity. if u were indian you wouldve been sent home to india by now or working for $8 an hour making pizza while paying to "study"

companies hire whoever has the skills.

its just they can hire indians now who have never heard of a labour union or fair working rights rather than train locals with no soft skills


Is fagneet still around?





this is /aus/


he's always around m8



You're Australian, so yes. If you weren't, I'd tell you to fuck off because we're full.


I don't think so. If he was still lurking around, he probably left when things slowed around here. But don't let your guard down.



found out the girls instagram account and it said she was in hawaii so fake







Good afternoon






Did you just wake up?



just got home



From where, might I ask?









That's just to get out of WFD, right?





>That's just to get out of WFD, right?

partly, but partly because i also wanted to get out and do something



Watcha doing? I'm doing Conservation and Land Management. It's like kindergarten.



i fell for the programing meme

it's kinda fun


morning boongs



morning massa




any cute grils in your classes? tafe girls are where it's at, they hold many neety virtues.



morning cunts



>cute grils

>information technology




a neet can dream. someone has to win the lottery.


have a doctor's appointment today. what are you NEETs up to today?



About to go for a walk. It's a nice day. Other than that, I've got nothing planned.



why do you have a doc appointment?



i was eyeing one off but i found out she had a boyfriend


PRO-TIP: the lottery is animal studies



Follow up to a referral to see counsellor


what are you cunts doing this evening


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spicy meme m8


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i love the smell of drunk abbos in the morning


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so you like the smell of yourself?



>tfw can't find any helium that doesn't have oxygen added




>attached to oxygen

u wot



usually helium tanks have a gas composition of 80% helium / 20% oxygen


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>the answer to every true/false question on the quiz at tafe was true



He's chainsawing deer with the lord now



What was the test about?



probably cert ii true and false questions


This thread is 5 weeks old



i wish i was 5 weeks old



I post like I'm five weeks old


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so sad how fucking dead this is. the glory days of the neetgen are long past now.



>you will never witness BO BTFOing aussie neet ever again




neets are kind of like weeds





So post more, you silly boongs.




We moved to >>>

Post last edited at



Only the small brained neets did





his name is fagneet you fucking poofter



Actually it's the aussie slash fit neet mate



no it's John the bloated tranny wielding a chainsaw neet



false, cert iii ;)


that was quick. we must have a new BO





Some say he purposely drove a van full of gas cylinders into the ACL headquarters before the gay marriage vote,

and that his colon has more pockets than a pool table.

All we know is he's called the Fagneet.



thank you based BO


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Figured you guys might get a laugh out of this. No other posts from that IP address, mind you.


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wasn't /ausneets/ made because of a lack of moderation that led to dickpostings so one of the named neets made /ausneets/ and invited a few neets over?

we are talking about /ausneets/ right?















Why would anyone find that funny?



End your miserable life












Transexual fantasies


More abo porn please




You want more?


Tight abo cunt


Forward slash, that other board etc etc…




The mid-late 2016 era truly was an amazing time to be a NEET.


>that failed pizza delivery driver with an equally failed imageboard board and a never ending addiction to heroin



As expected from spergs who couldn't deal with their celebrity shitposters being banned


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>a faggot


Allah Ackbar


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it saddens me that this place is so dead



fagneet is still here

He'll give you a big hug if you ask him nicely


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>>193888 (nice trips)

the other place is too fast. this is the comfy thread


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im here m8 just not nothing to post lol

oh wait i bought one of these for my dunny and now i shit much better



looks like something i'd use until someone got piss on it then i'd never touch it again



Are you one foot tall?




was a gambling man


Today's music ain't got the same soul


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

they can't even get the covers right either



what is this?



a sin against god


Oh no, there are jews in Tasmania. He was in the car park at Kmart, hiding in the bushes with his son, eating some kind of fruit off a tree and putting the rest into a bag.



>there are jews in Tasmania

where else would they be?

>least pozzed area

>most inbred area

>is where gun control all started


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i love you guys



i appreciate your fondness of by being in a non homosexual manner


I have absolutely nothing to do all night


>5:10 AM

Not much longer until I'm tired



should binge watch videos


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maybe if we shittalk australian tv presenters, we'll make evening news



tracey is a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt


>tfw no Tracy Grimshaw wife


Whatever happened to that autistic r9k aus discord? I wanna join and ree at some fucking nerds.



that would be nothing but nightly affairs


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maybe if we make it about female politicians



>tfw no kevin07 wife



browyn bishop is a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt


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>new computer chair

>never going to fap in it


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If someone like Louise Pratt can get elected to parliament, this country is truly beyond saving.



You won't last a week.


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>68hrs without a post



are the chinks still alive?


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Just a slow couple of days lads

Anyone got anything intresting coming up?

Personally planning to go to an anime con next month



>two weeks of tafe left

>some courses still don't have final exams/revision notes released yet

pretty interesting imo



you the anon doing computers at TAFE?




pretty neato so far since i can now kinda understand javascript



you planning to do anything on your own with the knowlodge or try to get a jobbo?



only to see how far it goes



I have a few weeks off work soon that I will probably spend pretending I'm a neet again



don't hit the goonsack too hard m8



I've got lots of sober nights to make up for



there's always the future for that


Any neets here avid about conscious (lucid) dreaming? I have been, done it a fare amount of times. I found I'm more prone to become conscious if I've woken up for a little bit then gone back to sleep in the middle of the night.

Tonight for the first time I'm going to, when I wake up in the middle of my sleep. Shine myself with a LED light torch to the the point I'm actively conscious then sleep and see if it plays any affect on my dreams



I strongly recommend a method called FILD, it works extremely well with WBTB (wake back to bed).




I'll try it out, thanks



i got out of that shit quick smart

i managed to do it twice

people in the dreams are kinda just like dead dolls

it's not like talking or interacting with real people

it's a waste of time and will cause chronic fatigue



I'm searching for something new.

The last time I became lucid I walked into a building knowing I was lucid and like Dr strange I was making a portal to go somewhere. It was happening right away and I knew that there was a dog in the room with me. I didn't know if it was threatening or not and it came up to me (face height) and it's eyes were turning off and on red (assuming it was malicious) I managed to focus enough to make a portal on the wall and it was to a beachside. when I walked out 5 dogs came running out after me. I went behind a building to meditate because I don't know what I wanted to find once lucid, I began to do so and I woke up.

Right now once I become lucid again I'm going conjure up a dream guide person to help me understand inside a dream.

Things that I have learn't myself is that whatever anxiety I have gets turned onto myself. Whatever fear I have and whatever I desire. So it's important to always be calm and focused on what I want.


last night that almost worked I found myself almost gaining consciousness, which is strange that I didn't strongly desire to do so.



>I'm searching for something new

pray and read the bible man



No thank you



It always seems to happen to me if I go to bed at around 3 am, but it's usually accompanied by sleep paralysis


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>email a girl at tafe about information on volunteer work

>receive back an email from her bf threatening to kill me



You can be honest with us. You were trying to fuck her, right? "Volunteer work" was just an excuse to email her.


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>You were trying to fuck her, right?

no, i'm actually trying to organise a trip where we go tree planting and shit with 4 other people (girls) with an actual registered volunteer organisation

girls out number guys in our class 3:1 and it just so happens that the other two guys can't/don't want to go



ask him if he has a threatening licence



Email him back to tell him that you're a homosexual and reassure him that you're no threat.



better yet, ask him what his favourite anime is


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farkin boongs infestin me perth



did you die yet anon?



i'll find out if i die wednesday



you will be our messiah

destroy the chad and bring victory to the neets


any of you lads watch E3?



>tfw they didn't get chad daddy to reveal the ps4



only the threads



most of it was pretty meh, Samurai souls was pretty neat and I still need to give DMC a try







at least we got finally got ridley in smash


Can chicken breast be roasted in salsa?



sure, just brine the meat first



Thanks mate.



i did not die

turns out it was just empty threats




so, what was his favourite anime?


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anyone wanna make a meta thread?



>disability employment agency still hasn't contacted me

I hope Centrelink doesn't fine me over this


Shit, clicked on the wrong thread



Too late, you're staying here now.


Anyone here?



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yeah . . .


better sought it out m8. they'll cancel your payments and then you'll have to sign up all over again


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Hello, how are we all?


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tired and full

i thought 750g of pasta wasn't that much more over 500g but boy was i wrong


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>>193997 (see video)


quite well actually. started parying and going to church again. tafe is going well




rapiers, short swords or long swords?


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The nigger of the sword world



would get swooped by/10



>We're All Going to Make It to Tasmania

Is this your equiv of halfchan's /k/ saying they're gonna buy a old aircraft carrier and live like pirates?

Anyway, who else /homeless/ here?

Currently living in my car in Canberra, makes it easier to yell at DHS directly when centerlink won't fucking budge.

Also lots of nice comfy places to park overnight, fuck all crime, apparently.

Else, where's everyone living? Paying rent with dole, or still at your parents?



It'd use the old hardware, just with new software loaded onto it, and maybe some new stickers.

(Although the biggest cost with myki was the software, now they're gonna have to wright software for every hardware platform to make them all universal)




>Want asian meat bun

>Place that has asian meat bun doesn't open till morning

>Tomorrow morning If I buy it I won't have enough money to eat at the end of the month

>Maybe I'll not eat tomorrow, and use tomorrow and mondays food budget to buy one



Why the fuck is my flag murrican? I'm in Canberra for god sake.



>Is this your equiv of halfchan's /k/ saying they're gonna buy a old aircraft carrier and live like pirates?

yeah i guess but it's actually possible because land in tas is only 50,000

>Currently living in my car in Canberra

what car? also why canberra?

>Else, where's everyone living? Paying rent with dole, or still at your parents?

parents, pay nothing


>Why the fuck is my flag murrican? I'm in Canberra for god sake.

website was made by a retard



I live with my mum and give her a cut of my fortnightly neetbux



How did you end up homeless and where abouts in Canberra do you sleep? Asking because I've been homeless before, both by choice and not.


I've lived out of two cars in my lifetime and am considering doing it again as life is just too comfy and boring atm.


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Guess the Dan



>yeah i guess but it's actually possible because land in tas is only 50,000

I've been keeping my eye out for cheap land for a while, just look on gumtree, there's cheap, sub-$20k shit everywhere. Drop on a $20,000 container house and you're golden.

>what car?

Toyota Aqua. Max comfy.

(Only thing I have left from my business)

>also why canberra?

Easier to bitch to DHS

>Homeless, jobless, crippled, victim of domestic abuse, but that's not financial hardship, not till I'm homeless for another six months

Just got here on thursday, had shit to do, but tomorrow I'm gonna have the bitchfit of my life.


>I live with my mum and give her a cut of my fortnightly neetbux

>parents, pay nothing

Wish I had parents…


Not to give my super secrit hiding spot away, but the carpark up black mountain. So many druggies and street racers up there that barely anyone notices me. Car's full of cameras in case someone vandalises my car while I'm asleep.

If a cop ever rocks up and asks, I can just say "Would you rather I be lying on the street in Civic asking for money? If you've got a better place for me to be homeless, I'm all ears".

As for how I became homeless, had to take a couple months off running my business to have my knee rebuilt, so I saved up beforehand, but during the surgery they realised my knee was more fucked than they thought, so it ended up costing extra, plus would need an extra few months to recover.

Because I'm under 23 centerlink doesn't think it's possible for me to need time off work for medical reasons because I shouldn't have work in the first place. Took a good two months to get my first payment, and I'm struggling my ass off to get my super out. Looks like they'd rather I use government money than spend my own fucking money.

In the meantime, I had to sell (most of) my business assets to get by, opened up and maxed as many cards as I could, but eventually ran out of money and was evicted.

I loaded up everything into my car and hit the road.


Curious, what cars?

I hear vans are really nice, room for an actual mattress, just a bit cold sometimes.

I don't have a choice regardless, but I'm happy anyway.



In Tassie rn.

That 20K land you're talking about is zoned for agriculture and animal rearing.

You can do an animal Cert II at TasTAFE and become an animal fosterer if you buy that land.

I'm contemplating doing thay very thing.


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Nice to see my OC get some use.


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provide good content and it will be shooped


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sure would be a shame if this aboriginal board was colonised



The hilarious creation of one celebrity nameneet


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>i got my roof rack onto my car



what're you racking?


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bit cold for kayaking now isn't it?



going to do it in a dam/reservoir

should be okay as long as i don't fall out



sounds ntb, hope you got a thermos


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when was the last time you watched malcolm in the middle?



m8 i can hardly remember what i did last week



i find repeated watchings of malcolm in the middle isn't that great while i can watch seinfeld forever



What's your favourite episode of Seinfeld?


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the one where if the guy gets offended he runs into the woods and digs a hole


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why are others so hard to talk to



because you have to understand yourself first m8



what kind of situations are we talking here?


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too much self-awareness, low interest in others, poor mood, low experience = low skill = low confidence



Ha. Mine is when Jerry and George are stuck in a hotel lobby with Elaine's dad. That and the Kenny chicken roaster are the best imo.



>average hours worked per week

would be neeto to see how that changed through the years


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> Mine is when Jerry and George are stuck in a hotel lobby with Elaine's dad

yeah that ones gold. also the one with the diabeetus guy



Because social skills have to be learned like any other skill



>the diabeetus guy

Unsure which episode you're referring to, but that guy's face looks familiar. And I just thought of the library detective-guy episode which would have to be my third favourite.


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Seems like a decent person, not at all self-centred or concerned with vanity, the type of person that would fall head-over-heels for an unemployed male.


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>Fun fact…. I play drums, guitar and piano!



>fun fact

You or the thot in the video?


>tfw deficient level of happiness





>going to church, read bible, praying

>tfw sudden bursts of ecstasy



go for a drive and listen to eurobeat




Still not following you.

>sudden bursts of energy

Sounds like a symptom of manic-depression. Perhaps you too should see a doctor.


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>believe Jesus is God

>must be crazy


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Time of death, 22:10


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dead boards need meta threads


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>eating these dried/sticky fruit pieces from the organic store

>wipeless shits every time



it's a nice feeling but i wouldn't want to be caught dead in one of those hippie stores


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cenno never gave up on us so why should we?



>i wouldn't want to be caught dead in one of those hippie stores

yeah it's full of trendoids but at least my local store isn't a full on vegan wankfest and has a meat section


This thread is now approaching 3 months old



when's smoko?


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these cunts are pretty good aye





v. nice


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My desire to continue living has dropped dramatically after watching that.



not long before it's older than the average /cuteboys/ memeposter



Nice one, BO


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pretty dank m8


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i had something witty to post but i forgot what it was


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Last year I tried to get centrelink and they kept making me retake the line because there was always something wrong with my application or account or whatever. Once it was all "sorted" they said i should get my money and i waited and never got it. Anyway I never bothered getting it back but im thinking of going in tomorrow to sign up again. Any tips? How do I make sure I get my money? Should I tell them they fucked up last time?


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They'll tell you to go home or sit at one of their computers and lodge a claim. The process is started online now.

1. Complete the online claim form.

2. Book a phone interview. If there are any issues with your Centrelink account like you mentioned, they'll notice it or you can bring it up while talking to them.

3. Go in person to prove your identity. (Birth certificate, drivers license, Medicare card, bank card/statement usually makes up the 100 points they need)

4. ???

5. Profit! (Cennobux in your account once you attend an appointment with an employment services provider, which they'll book for you. You have to sign an agreement stating that you must apply for 10 suitable jobs per fortnight and attend monthly appointments)


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how our my fucking lads going?

i'm going REAL fucking GUD

if any of your hellbourne cunts wanna come down to bendigo we can go down the mines and shit and have a gud time

also if anyone in adelaide wants to meet i'm down

keep surviving my friends





>african flag




FUck off John



I want that mummybot to do my dirty washing


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>Joined January 2017

This is news to me. Ol' Dougie must be pretty desperate for e-fame to tweet this garbage. But then again one can't accuse a heroin junkie as being a rational thinker.


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Who else here /nevergraduatedhighschool?



i graduated and still couldn't find work



Did you at least go to any 'after-grad' parties…? But even so you have more memories than peeps like me that didn't even do a day of the 11th grade.



no, just stayed at home and played vidya

memories? just my chem teacher telling me good job on getting that a for my chem exam




Was a terrible idea tbh, any lurking youngsters should stay in school



It seems to be just a bot that tweets out any thread that is posted here, but it also retweeted a few things a while back. I don't have a twitter so I can't see if they've replied to anyone or anything either

Bit strange tbh, but probably



probably not a big deal



i dropped out midway through year 12



i saw a boomer vaping in his fully sick vf with a sports kit on it while waiting at a bus stop

hold me neets





might as well go around sucking on a shit covered dildo


Have we made it yet neets?



My mum does all the shopping and I never go outside.


i finally got an email for a job interview but its a fucking video interview and im too nervous to do it

guess im stuck being a NEET lads



i was at a classical concert yesterday and i started staring at the cutie flutist and then she started smiling back at me when she wasn't playing but i didn't smile back

then she pointed me out to two other young girl musicians and and they started chuckling at me

then after the concert there was tea and snacks so i went in. one of the girls walked right at me like three times and stared into my eyes but i just stared back

i don't know if they were laughing at me or flirting. i can't read girls at all, i'm screwed


>video interview

wow, that's sound horrible. what job is it?



>what job is it?

at a jewellery shop. ive been unemployed for 8 years so im getting desperate. you have to use a webcam and a mic to talk to some cute girl for 20 minutes about how much you like jewelry. if every job starts requiring a video interview im gonna be fugged



sorry to hear, man. I hope you get back on your feet soon.



i remember a few retail ads that wanted a video audition

i don't get why they can't just hold the interview in the store



if you can involve technology anywhere you must because:

technology = good and is always better than other methods

that is the modern mans mindset



i think its so its easier for them to weed out the fat neckbeards like me


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i wish soygoys and hr understood that technology peaked at pic related


that and someone in hr probably complained about having to do interviews all the time

imagine the horror they must feel when they get told to do their job



And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.


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>tfw no wife

>tfw no job

>tfw no friends

>tfw dead thread



This thread serves as a reminder that death comes for us all.


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Why aren't any of you cunts talking about Fraser Anning's speech to bring back the WAP? https://www.sbs.com.au/news/full-text-senator-fraser-anning-s-maiden-speech

He's exposed Pauline Hanson, Bernardi etc as all anti-white cuck traitors. All these frauds are going apeshit trying to outdo each other in counter-signaling him.

And Based Bob Katter defended him! https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/fraser-anning-s-final-solution-speech-absolutely-magnificent-says-bob-katter-20180815-p4zxme.html



I just watched it. Fantastic.


Anning for PM


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>jew hugs muslim in parliament

>pauline hanson cucks out on the WAP and condemns him

what a shock. everyone unites against the "evil racist", it's almost like he's some sort of controlled opposition.



That Ed Husic is a two faced Fucking Jew


doc has me on fluoxetine and quetiapine



Why? Depression?


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>immigrant comes to our country and complains about unemployment

hmm I wonder where all this surplus of workers could be coming from and how it's affecting employment opportunities for natives


>6 hour dry spell

what happened bros



got a gf ; )


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>still pretending to be the Australian board



straya should be looking into making a category of 457's for politicians since the ones we have right now aren't cutting it

>be head of nation

>ex goldman sachs banker

>can't manage an economy for shit


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<implying turnkike IS trying to help the Australian economy



i don't think anyone can doubt he's a yid


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>sam actually got this filmed by a major tv studio

the madman






It saddens me that the other place is just below cuckchan-tier shitposting and reddit-tier rulefaggotry 24/7.

I mean this has always had that element, but there it is all that exists.



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we'll get by anon


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Your always welcome at…


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>The 'other place' is the same as this but I refuse to go there…


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>pham nguyen

>height 152cm

>wanted for sneaking into some roastie's car that she drove off with him in it because she couldn't see him

>gave her some surprise petrol

you can't make things like that up no matter how hard you tried

then you get sad when you realise crimestoppers is more concerned about nutcases like that over shitskin pedos



Knowing there are 'men' in this world more than 20cm shorter than I pleases me greatly.



sometimes it be like that man



>only being 170cm tall

i dunno i'd still neck myself for being a manlet


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>The Australian school teaching in Japanese

>Published on Aug 22, 2018

>Young Australian students are doing half of their education in Japanese under an ambitious program at a primary school in Brisbane's south. Wellers Hill State School commenced its bilingual program in 2014 and has been described as "an exemplary provider of immersion" by the Queensland Department of Education.



>morrison now pm

goodbye neetbux


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better start stocking up neeto's!



I don't really follow politics, is he actually any different from Turnbull? As far as I could tell, nothing changed when Turnbull replaced Abbott. It seems that the prime minister is more of a figurehead than a captain steering the ship.



could be both depending on how well the party's running but from what i'm gathering this was a power play to keep the current mob in charge while ousting anyone siding with tones/dutton

morrison isn't going to change anything but if liberal win the next election i'd expect to see laxer foreign trade laws and harsher taxes on locals


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Ha, should've figured.

/cuteboys/ is shit. Has nothing to do with being an aussie nor a neet. /cuteboys/ welcomes foreigners and people with jobs and richfags that live outside oz with open arms.

Thanks for the /cuteboys/ salt, BO.


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>nothing changed when Turnbull replaced Abbott

faggot marriage

signing the paris accord

axing the green army

increasing immigration



big tone would've gotten replaced either way

PM's are just the puppets of whatever party they come from

if turnbull had been against those things he wouldn't have gotten the spot



Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify


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>tfw neet accent



Noice. The neet accent is real. Last time I got a haircut, the hairdresser asked where my accent is from.


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PRO-TIP: Go to a barber

He was cool with me being a NEET and he said as long as I got up early in the morning it was cool

>tfw we're actually a separate race from normies


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Is anyone here from Perth?

What suburbs should I avoid if I don't want my car torched by Sudanese?

>inb4 fuck off we're full I'm from brisbane originally



What'd you do anon?



Sorry mate I deleted the post and redid it on the other place, the whole story is over there as well.



I don't go to that place, explain it here


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Have a shitty collage



Thank you for your service anon



>shared ownership

better start saving hard to finance your own home just in case things go tits up with your mate



good job bro

it distresses me that it looks like to get a gf the only place is at parties

i fucking hate parties



Don't go to Armadale

No Sudanese but many abos




I think an important lesson to come out of anon's story is that sometimes shit just comes to you in time without any real hard effort

sometimes fretting about >tfw no gf does us more harm then good


/cuteboys/ niggers please leave



The other important lesson is that it's easy to trip and fall into being a normie wageslave. Stay vigilant, neets. You might be next.



but i already have the addictive personality and crippling depression

is it too late for me?



>fretting about >tfw no gf does us more harm then good

yes i already know this but even when girls come into my radar i'm too slow

girls seem to give you about 2 weeks before they give up on you ever asking them out and go for another guy

i swear at tafe like 4 girls showed interest in me but i was too slow, now 3 of them have bf's

i'm also guessing they met their bf's at parties while drinking

also nofap increases the gf feels by 100x


i called a suicide hotline yesterday. the bitch told me the call wasn't recorded and that i could 'trust her' to keep it private. me being an idiot believed her. later that the day i found out she fucking recorded the call and called the cops on me. the cops came to my house and fucking interrogated me, then my parents yelled at me for being suicidal. the cops were obviously looking for a reason to arrest me and put me in an insane asylum.

so learn from my mistake, if you are feeling depressed or suicidal, DON'T TELL ANYBODY. keep your mouth shut and pretend you're fine. nobody cares, and nobody will help you.



Wow, that's fucked. I'm sorry you had to go through that.



wasn't that part of your plan to get on the dsp?



>girls seem to give you about 2 weeks before they give up on you ever asking them out

Gotta strike while the iron is hot. Girls have a never ending queue of potential suitors thanks to Tinder. Alternatively, embrace celibacy. You're probably not missing out on much.


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damn that sucks mate. uncle dan has the medicine you need, just don't get drunk only buzzed


forgot to add i don't do any online shit, not even kikebook

big disadvantage. i bet 90% of couples make the initial contact on kikebook these days

also no sex before marriage for me, i'm after the emotional outlet and also not being hopelessly alone



That's why you only masturbate when calling lifeline



Give us a call Circle. I won't call the pigs on you.


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>dan price matched out of stock aldi beer without even checking because the computer was too slow

does this man ever let you down?



Our livers will let us down before He ever does.


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Based BO



we don't like degenerates here either bucko


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GO back to /cuteboys and ur fag BO




how do you actually gain confidence





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My friend Dan can hook you up with something to help you with your confidence.


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gain competence


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Seconding this. Operate in the flow state and you will gain competence and confidence.


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>get a txt from centrelink that if i don't link my centrelink account to mygov i lose access to online services


mygov is shit



You get what you pay for, doll bludgeon.


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fugg i found out why

they're clamping down on us

>posting in here dies at the same time they announce these changes

shit, we might have a few dead neets already

the golden age of neetdom is officially over

next it's cashless cards and drug testing



monthly drug testing for members of public office when?


I wanna fuck the cenno lady so bad



Imagine dating a Cenno lady. She'll withhold your bux if you don't do all your chores.



imagine dating max



That would be the absolute definition of an abusive relationship.



depends on if there's lube involved or not



i want a NEET gf


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>tfw no aspie neet gf


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i want a non-wageslave job and a housewife tbh




I don't care tbh

she's extra thicc and has a cute face



but can she cook and clean?


File: 6f05984baefed71⋯.jpg (126.3 KB, 461x1600, 461:1600, c1c.jpg)


Post a picture of your definition of "extra thicc", and which branch she works at.


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it was just my online account that was suspended not my payments

all sorted now


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pic related is what i mean by extra thicc



3D can never be as perfect as 2D.



yeah no amount of surgery is going to make a chink look that good


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I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.



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what happens if you post "it's okay to be gay [greens party]" on mosques?


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You'll be beheaded or stoned most likely


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good burgs from woolworths

well worth the price

eat healthy NEETs



every day is chicken, salad and aioli for me



I prefer the taste of the unhealthy neets


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>waiting for that pivotal moment in your life when everything will turn around and start getting better



A car doesn't turn if you don't turn the steering wheel, neet


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>tfw smoked last cigar

>tfw smoked it until my lips and fingers started burning


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I applied for Dan Murphy's for shits and giggles and they offered me a job. What do?


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live the dream



A very poor analogy between mental health and cars my friend



poor analogy but it's true m8

shit ain't gonna change on it's own



yeah my car right now steers slightly left when the wheel's dead centre then my last shitbox had a dead angle of about 15 from centre

maybe i should go for the dsp


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>tfw me



worth a try m8


>tfw depressed


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it'll be okay one day anon


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>it'll be okay one day anon

no it won't be. we'll suffer our entire life and then die and descend into hell and suffer for eternity



Haha, silly neet. We're already in hell.


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>in hell


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we are going to be ALRIGHT anon

>pic related, it's US in the future


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>pic related, it's US in the future

It'll be more like this.


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>put my resume in for a car detailer job and dish pig job


can't even get bottom of the barrel

i just want to wage now to fill the void



Pajeet is emailing them saying that he'll work for $10 per hour. You can't compete. Welcome to Australia in 2018, it's a race to the bottom filled with third world people that have third world ethics.

If you have no experience, only nepotism will save you at this point.


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m8 experience is worth exactly jack shit on a resume for a low skill job these days

>got a few years exp doing retail i.e. stacking boxes and being a top bludger

>turns out they want a cert in retail for a retail job

>turns out they're only hiring people who want to be a youtube hero and get themselves in front of a camera

retail used to be pleb work but now you have the whole of whatever shithole you live in fighting for the one box stacking job because the alternative is being dicked around by whatever shitskin manager is in charge for your casual roster in a job where your best will never be good enough while their cousins get a free pass on doing nothing

and here i was growing up in a time where maccas/hjs/kfc used to be a guaranteed job if you could get someone to fill out a form for you, now if you want a stable shit kicking job you have to travel cross country to try and find one


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2 hours after i made that post my employment agency rang me up and said i have an interview on monday for the dish pig job



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>tfw playing the neetbux game



>Job Search Target 9

Nice. How did you get them to lower your target?



by being an abo



my employment agency said it was 12. we'll see what it resets to

i'm on part time commitment and on the pension card

fucked knees and depression


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went for a neet cruise

what did you cunts do?



drinking at home alone as usual



Had a haircut and went to Costco. I got 2.1kg of Nesquik for $17.

Nice picture, whereabouts is that?


What are you drinking?


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ol' faithful


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oh wait it was sat so i was drinking the fancy stuff



>I got 2.1kg of Nesquik for $17.

sounds healthy ;)

>Nice picture, whereabouts is that?

Mt. Alexander


haven't tried wheat beer yet. will have to give it a go

weather is finally heating up. might start swimming in a reservoir. i tried the pool last year but the chlorine is fucking horrible



>will have to give it a go

i'll save you the trouble and say don't bother unless you like really fruity beers

i like hoegaarden better since it's less fruity and more herbal, and hoegaarden is just as available at dan's


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I have come to the complete realization that I'm retarded.

The way I have come to realize this is by having a conversation with someone.

Then when my age comes up and I tell them I'm 31 the atmosphere changes.

They look at me completely differently. They look at me as though I'm retarded, which I am.

I am the very definition of retarded. I look 21. Usually when people ask my age I just say 21 now so as not to reveal I'm retarded.

Hell, one time I said I was 21 and this kid said "Woah, really?…" and then I thought to myself "Shit, he caught me out!"

But then he completed the sentence "…you look 17". If you don't mentally develop your mind your body will not develop either.

I'm considering seeing a doctor about this. I should be on the DSP.


Cheers for the advise. Yeah I don't like 'hoppy' beer. The only remotely hoppy beer I like is Wild Yak Pacific Ale.


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nah you're just ageing well because you're barely outdoors kek

i'm in the same boat, people think i'm still fresh out of highschool and i get carded whenever i'm buying booze

>I don't like 'hoppy' beer

yeah nah wheat beers aren't bitter fruity like your citra ipas but more actual fruity like fruit juice with cane sugar

best way i can put it is it's like drinking those charlie's drinks but with some malt, fizz and alcohol which i'd drink over a pilsner in summer anyday





The action of delaying or slowing the progress or development of something.

You're retarded too! Mate, I've been called 17 when I'm 31. I'm retarded.

>actual fruity like fruit juice with cane sugar

>like drinking those charlie's drinks

Doesn't sound too good. Best pils I've had is Budvar. You can get it for $50 a carton by waiting.



looking young when you're not isn't something to be ashamed of m8, there are people out there who kidnap babies and drink their blood to try and feel young again

first question i usually get asked by coworkers when they get to know me is how my kids are doing and how many i have and when i tell them i don't have any their first reaction is usually a holy shit i thought you were decades older than you are kind of one

yeah wheat beers aren't for people who don't like sweet flavours in their beer but i'm primarily a stout drinker so go figure

if i've got something greasy like hot chips or fried chicken i'd happily drink a pils with it but if i'm just drinking to drink then i tend to go for something with a bit more flavour



>feel young

Problem is I don't feel young physically. I feel like shit. I felt psychically 15 until 28 then suddenly it caught up with me and now I feel half dead.

I think it's mostly the weird shit I did to my body when I was into the occult. The whole 'you turn into a wizard if you stay a virgin until 30' is true!



don't worry m8, that's just part of growing up

everyone else i knew in my age group is in the same boat but all it is really is that you can always take better care of yourself

cleaning up your diet, waking up early, exercising more, etc. goes a long way when you hit the magic 3-0


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>this thread is 6 months old


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and we're still surviving

What'd you neeties get up to? Managed to go to the gym today for the first time and gonna pick up painting models



>painting models

how much per hour?

got some homework done then did some drinking


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>What'd you neeties get up to?

job interview for dish pig. then i found a pile of shitty bikes (like 200+) in a parking lot and took one for a ride

>Managed to go to the gym today for the first time

noice, which gym? are you exec or skele?

>tfw just finished a tafe course in conservation and land management

>tfw find out it's a highly competitive job market with 50+ people applying for every job

so i manage to work up the courage to go to tafe but pick a field where it's a miracle if you get a job

lel. i love how i fuck up my life at every stage


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>mfw Dan's is closed


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Dan's is never closed



>tfw didn't get carded by the qt at dan's

gonna make it lads


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not going to be playing ttg with them so I'll take my sweet ass time and make em look nice

gonna start with table top minis but eventually gonna give anime ones a whack

you paint many models anon?


24/7 fitness 15/hr

not the cheapest, I think crunch is but I heard they get pretty over crowded and I don't have any near me and I'm a bit of fattie, nothing no double chin or anything but not something to be happy with

You can make it, might just take a fuck load of luck

shoulda done a construction trade, woulda looked good to employers if you even showed up on time


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>tfw i thought i might have had a friend

>she cancels a meeting she setup weeks ago without reason half an hour beforehand

back to being a loner


>shoulda done a construction trade

have to get an apprenticeship and because i'm 31 and a skele i'm pretty much fucked. no one will take me

shoulda done horticulture or hospitality and make fucking coffees lol



never too late to pick up another course one you get the money together


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i can sense my impending wageslavedom coming



>you paint many models anon?

only ms paint for me m8, but there's some pretty neeto stuff out there to paint from what i've seen


if you want a loyal friend you need to learn to raise a dog

don't settle for second best


Brisbane lads what's good up there

>inb4 don't come it's shit

not an option



I got a forklift license 4 years ago and havent been able to get a single job with it



Just lie about your age dude, I'm 25 but I tell people I'm 18



dishwashing is pretty comfy tbh



have you actually applied for any jobs?


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number one thing you need for any job is a normie card


if i tell enough people i'm 21 then i might actually become 21 again. MAGIC!


being constantly in the vicinity of people and expected to make small talk. not so comfy


that would help wouldn't it aye ;)tima




>being constantly in the vicinity of people and expected to make small talk. not so comfy

it's even worse when none of them speak english


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>tfw not comfy

anyone comfy? i suppose 28 years of comfy is a good run



that's a comfy looking chook m8

nah when you come to a zen in living almost everything becomes comfy


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Anybody here play Doom?



irl, yeah


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does your zen involve chinese cartoons, gaymes, fapping and trips to dan's?


>tfw never finished doom

fuck it's a long game



what are you cunts doing for NormieCup? i'm going on Ale on Rails with my parents which is $110 a head. probably going to be a boomer fest. maybe i can find my own compartment and lock myself in there ;)



>does your zen involve chinese cartoons, gaymes, fapping and trips to dan's?

welcome back asioneet

i forgot the horse thing was on but whatever i'll be doing that day will most likely involve alcohol




do you live near strathfield?


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>tfw bet on runaway



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>tfw bet on The Cliffsofmoher


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nice weather increases >tfw no gf


File: 15c604601f35fb5⋯.mp4 (5.55 MB, 400x224, 25:14, Good Luck Taliban.mp4)



can't wait for the nips to btfo us with their idol brigade



thank god we have both men AND women committing war crimes in the middle east


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>tfw you lived your teens through the '00s and not the '90s

no computers

no phones

golden age of games

music, movies and tv weren't utter trash

cars didn't look like space shuttles

the economy wasn't nuked

fags couldn't marry

fashion was chill


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>no computers

boy i sure liked having to go to the post office for everything

>no phones

phones peaked with the 3315

>golden age of games

debatable, online multiplayer vidya only got better since but single player hasn't gotten any better past the 00's

>music, movies and tv

they were trash but unapologetic about anything meaning it was honest trash

>cars didn't look like space shuttles

pic related

>economy wasn't nuked

it was dying a slow death

>fags, fashion

yeah nah


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>tfw this false burst of happiness is only the calm before the storm

i walked around town and managed to get one girl to smile at me

not sure if she was attracted or laughing at me really

i'm on a path to self destruction


>boy i sure liked having to go to the post office for everything

the disadvantages outweigh the advantages

>online multiplayer

always cancer

>pic related

going out of your way to find an exception to the rule



you are not utilizing the internet enough if you only use it for email


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m8… there's good and bad like with any decade


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i just finished a tafe course and was interacting with people and feeling normal again but now that it's over i have nothing again

shit, there may have even been gf potential (although this could've been all in my head)

i didn't even get the dish pig job that one other person applied for because i 'robot'd out'

i have enthusiasm for nothing



m8 you just gotta stick to your guns

it'll happen one day when you make it happen



hit the maybe gf up


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Still less pozzed than the British Army, most recent ad campaign targeted trannies, mulims and fags.


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>tfw i dreamt i had a gf last night


yeah, i can only keep an upbeat mode for so long until i crash ;(


they have bf's now


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one day your time will come anon


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>have dream

>i'm sitting on a stone wall outside a private school

>a bunch of girls come up and surround me

>one girl sits on the wall next to me

>she puts her arm around me and says "friend"

>i put my arm around her and touch the side of her boob



i don't get it


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>tfw allowed to talk about jews here



life is for living dum dum


where can't you talk about the jews?


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>drinking whisky at 7:30 in the morn



nothing to say you can't m8


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thanks for the advice dan


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i'm going outside today



You got this anon


Lots of weird flags here



m8 we are a peaceful and tolerant nation


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>melbourneistan mudslime knife attack happens

>sapol begs sa citizens to act if anything like that happens

>still don't want to give back gun ownership rights and give citizens something like castle doctrine

fucking hell m80s, what's the point of having leo's if they can't even do the le part


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>internet tanks when schools out



>sapol begs sa citizens to act if anything like that happens



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what you guys up to? just having lunch with my gf




going to cut up some meatwurst in a bit


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>tfw just developed Cubital Tunnel Syndrome



I find that leaning on my elbow flares up my ulnar nerve and gives me numbness in my little finger.


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>it's not going away

fug, will have to go see a doc




dafuq does it say US? My node is in fucking singapore or some shit.


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whatever this site uses to determine location via ip is fucked



or your data is really going through a us proxy

shit's fucked m80


we are new /int/


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so what you're saying is that traffic to and from 8ch could be being re-routed?



why not?



just run a program like CountryTraceRoute it will show you your connection hops


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dead thread dead board go to sleep cunts



last time I joined that niggas were talking about honeypots and CP

don't trust like that man


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a meta thread would liven things up



i've moved over to >>>/doomer/


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>visit dan's to check their christmas specials

>whisky is barely marked down

>ardbeg/laphroig 10 still around $100

>chivas 12 still around $50

>lagavullin 16 got the biggest discount ($100 <- $120) but none left on the shelves

country's fucked m80s, game over


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merry christmas mate



sure wasn't 20% off when i went there yesterday


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>nsw, act, qld



it's first choice mate


applies to all states mate



yeah righto, some pretty good deals but

>laphroaig 10


>when ardbeg 10 is $72

what a joke


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i think it's my only choice


what are we doing for chrissy and new years lads?


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hopefully (probably) drinking alone in my room as usual

been a shitshow of a year for me


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>kill me


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>global warming isn't re-

have you taken the greenpill yet?



global warming is real

but it's not real because of mankind, it's real because it's real


merry christmas anons

hope you can have a good chrissy



thanks asioneet

got myself a bottle of whisky


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If this is the average aim of the coppers then I think it's time we formed a militia and took this country back.



wfd militia when?


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I am seriously considering taking up arms and forming a nomadic gang. Horses and swags.




You lazy cunts

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