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File: 5fe10629aafc3ec⋯.jpg (77.32 KB, 921x800, 921:800, 196143.jpg)

 No.193430

OLD >>192338

NOT DEAD YET

75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars75 chars

 No.193432

File: d73ab3b4ca54bfb⋯.jpg (12.42 KB, 245x255, 49:51, 1442616798546.jpg)


 No.193433

we made it m80s


 No.193434

>>193428

I knew they walked among us.


 No.193435

>>193434

no shit m8, we're part of the "dark web"

eyes are on us all the time


 No.193437

>>193435

deep web not dark


 No.193438

>>193437

i stand corrected


 No.193439

dude weed lmao


 No.193440

>>193439

>legalize marijuana cultivation and trading in australia

>china becomes #1 importer of weed

>opium wars all over again

bring it


 No.193441

File: d27266763358816⋯.png (135.13 KB, 1200x1199, 1200:1199, drawing.png)

>>193439

dude goon lmao


 No.193442

>>193441

I wonder if Dan will sell the herbal jew when it's legalized


 No.193443

File: 840e04456e4f992⋯.png (816.71 KB, 526x840, 263:420, 21731352_1843746859288421_….png)

can i get one of you blokes to marry me for fake citizenship please


 No.193445

>>193443

People will think we're poofters, and I'll get less money on the dole if I have a partner. You'll have to find someone else.


 No.193450

>tfw no sleep


 No.193451

File: 93a9d4aa88822f3⋯.png (22.88 KB, 300x250, 6:5, dQ0e5iH.png)

>>193450

you don't need sleep


 No.193452

>>193451

I'm going to stay up for the day


 No.193453

>>193452

i will join you


 No.193454

File: 9aa09605155606a⋯.png (119.8 KB, 290x290, 1:1, 1472905945908.png)

>med cert hasn't gone through yet

>MAX appointment in 3 hours

HELP


 No.193455

>>193454

just turn up and tell them you're still waiting for a med cert to clear


 No.193456

>>193455

can i just call them up instead?

i don't want to go in


 No.193457

>>193456

they'd probably still make you go in anyway


 No.193459

Have any of you NEETs done cognitive behavioural therapy before with a psychologist for things like social anxiety/social skills? Asking for me


 No.193462

>>193459

nah, but i got over those problems the hard way by getting a customer service job


 No.193463

File: bb02884b1f758bb⋯.jpg (138.95 KB, 1110x1500, 37:50, Untitled.jpg)

>>193462

did you get friend? did you get gf?


 No.193464

>>193463

nah but i did learn how to stretch out small talk which kinda helps with making you look a bit less autismal


 No.193467

File: c70b77828907bd6⋯.jpg (121.5 KB, 627x810, 209:270, chinked.JPG)


 No.193468

File: 7db3250653ce038⋯.png (105.19 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 23u4h9.png)

>>193467

Selling out our country more and more every day.


 No.193469

File: 44b03e5b204d240⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1469815346025.webm)

Fuck it, I'll just post the webm because it's gold.


 No.193470

>>193468

yeah but what better timing to announce it

>everyone getting ready for anzac day

>msm still riding on potential threats from religion of peace


 No.193473

>>193459

I tried it a few times but it didn't work because I don't like not being depressed


 No.193474

File: b959be8ce160f03⋯.jpg (41.39 KB, 400x355, 80:71, ce00fafa00b5f4bc244aa1781e….jpg)

>>193473

>I don't like not being depressed

This. What's the point of being alive if you're not suffering?


 No.193475

>>193474

Suffering is unironically the only important part of living


 No.193476

>>193475

That's one of the four truths of Buddhism


 No.193477

>>193459

It is an approach to dealing with anxiety by recognising it and implementing strategies to overcome to it. It requires work for yourself and motivation to implement it, it is not just learning something and just to expect the problem to resolve itself because you went to a psychologist.


 No.193478

>>193477

I see, thank you for the explanation


 No.193479

>>193476

I like some of the ideas behind buddhism but it is a little gross who western normies latch onto it


 No.193480

>>193479

how, not who


 No.193483

>>193481

old video is old


 No.193484

Got a 1 month med cert today because fuck WFD. That shit is pure slavery.


 No.193485

>>193484

how do you get put on wfd as opposed to just being a job seeker? is it a choice?


 No.193486

>>193485

after 9 months of newstart you have to do WFD


 No.193489

File: 9d3d1f946fcec28⋯.png (56.21 KB, 998x550, 499:275, opal train.png)

what are they doing with trains? last i heard there were opal cards, now they're going to use phones and credit cards?

seems like a way to track everyone's movements


 No.193490

>>193489

>seems like a way to track everyone's movements

blatantly so but things were well underway since the turn of the 21st century

how are people going to claim concession fares?


 No.193491

File: 50963e85550aaa3⋯.png (10.23 KB, 639x154, 639:154, 2398hj4rfe.png)

>>193489

Wew. I know the government can't see the future, but what a monumental waste of money myki will be if it gets phased out.


 No.193495

>>193478

In my explanation, I am not saying it doesn't work. It works to a degree for me as I can better manage my anxiety. It's just not a cure but if you learn it and use it can be a bandaid approach for getting over bumpy times before smooth sailing.


 No.193496

>>193489

Opal cards are a pain in the ass. The technology for visa and mastercard enabled cards has already been undertaken in London. I would prefer a choice between card and opal use as I think major technology is in place and only requiring minor upgrades.


 No.193497

File: 97c421ef3b8a892⋯.gif (39.06 KB, 320x310, 32:31, Surprise.gif)

>lookup who programmed myki

>it was pajeets


 No.193499

File: dfc411699da13a9⋯.jpg (202.25 KB, 1300x949, 100:73, aboriginal-women-begging-f….jpg)


 No.193500

File: 06e5acf1a72ad2c⋯.jpg (327.92 KB, 1300x949, 100:73, dfc411699da13a9e1645c008a8….jpg)

>>193499

Fuck, marry, kill. Go.


 No.193501

>>193500

can i just stay a virgin?


 No.193502


 No.193504

>>193501

>>193502

Your options are complete the game or do WFD. No medical certificates will be accepted.

The choice is yours.


 No.193505

>>193504

>No medical certificates will be accepted.

fuck

i'll go with wfd


 No.193509


 No.193510

>>193509

>deleting porn

nah i'll just buy another hard drive


 No.193511

>>193509

>18-year-old

how was he put on to wfd at such a young age, i thought you have to be looking for jobs for a quite a while before that happens


 No.193512

>>193501

There is nothing with being a virgin. Life doesn't change because you lose it. I think worst choice someone can make is getting pussy and the getting whipped by pussy even when it negatively impacts their health. You can always do better, even if you don't feel you can. Don't let someone walk over you all the time.

>>193511

Old system even then I think it's a couple of weeks of going to Max then you get the payments. Governments punitive approach to welfare isn't working and won't ever work. I can imagine new demerit point system will clog up already highly congested administrative appeals tribunal that will reverse the decisions made by Centrelink.


 No.193513

File: 52a346b53b94bc3⋯.png (95.81 KB, 1919x260, 1919:260, Capture.PNG)

How long ago did this appear? I just noticed it now


 No.193514

>>193513

when the dick pics started disappearing


 No.193515

Do you think BO-san is back?


 No.193516

>>193515

He could be, or perhaps a benevolent NEET took his place


 No.193518

>>193515

He's probably too busy fucking his girlfriend and laughing at celebrity neets to return to us


 No.193524

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB, 650x773, 650:773, dfc411699da13a9e1645c008a8….png)

>tfw just got up


 No.193525

>>193524

>tfw can't get it up


 No.193526

>>193524

are you sure you aren't a crypto-burger?


 No.193527

>>193524

>I wish I could be a night-owl

What's got your sleep schedule so f'ed?


 No.193528

>>193527

transferred back to my disability employment agency about 45 days ago, i haven't heard anything from then yet. so there's nothing to keep the sleep pattern in check


 No.193529

>>193528

Yes it's hard to do something when you literally don't have to do anything for welfare. I'm guessing you live alone?


 No.193530

>>193529

i live with my mum


 No.193531

>>193530

Does she work all day? I can't sleep during the day with others in the house even if they aren't trying to communicate with me. I just get overwhelmed with a sort of emotional pressure that keeps me awake.


 No.193532

>>193531

yeah, she works to about 6-7 pm


 No.193538

File: fc0acecd68a5af6⋯.jpg (517.84 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 137541_1c6602524cc1654b7c3….jpg)

honk honk


 No.193540

File: 34cfca2b531aa77⋯.png (78.1 KB, 302x683, 302:683, kolsch-glass.png)

>>193538

slowly drinking my way through a carton of pic related, not the greatest but i'd consider it impressive for something australian made


 No.193541

>>193540

did you even try it before you bought a carton?


 No.193542

>>193541

no, but i've never been the best at making decisions


 No.193544

>>193542

A very NEETy attribute


 No.193548

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the First Period.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

Why do leftists hate the dentist?

What do you call a kike in a bucket of acid? a solution


 No.193549

>>193548

>yfw "fake news" is cockney slang for jews


 No.193551

>>193548

>Why do leftists hate the dentist?

I don't know. Why?


 No.193557

intense aboriginal fragrance


 No.193558

>>193557

Sounds like you've been to Perth.


 No.193559

>>193557

ausneet migrant please leave


 No.193560

File: 39bc0b8d05b2147⋯.jpg (102.23 KB, 960x1263, 320:421, tAQLaFj.jpg)

File: 7b611aa89bbc493⋯.jpg (544.75 KB, 3648x2736, 4:3, 61rLgjP.jpg)

File: e05757607656f39⋯.jpg (30.37 KB, 741x778, 741:778, Xt6ODWd.jpg)

sup neets


 No.193561

>>193560

VN? How have you been?


 No.193562

>>193560

her face looks childish


 No.193563

>>193562

but her ass looks delicious


 No.193564

>>193563

anuses are icky


 No.193565

>>193561

Keeping on I guess. You? Which NEET are you?


 No.193566

>>193565

The autistic one.


 No.193567

>>193565

>>193566

What he said.


 No.193568

Lol, it's a day for returns, I gave up here 6 months back.

And somehow I return the same day as VN …

Looks like the place has quietened down again.

How you cunts been anyway ? I see fagneets fucked off again, any good story with that ?


 No.193569

>>193568

BO has returned or somebody took his place

Either way the restoration of the /aus/ neet threads is beginning


 No.193570

>>193569

Ah, that's good to hear.

What's up with that other ausneet board thing ?

Failed spin off that died ?


 No.193571

>>193570

Woops, it's not dead, forgot we get seppo dates forced on us.

Fuck me, 2 different NEET threads, my mind is numbed by choices.


 No.193572

>>193571

Luckily you can enjoy the authentic /aus/ neet general experience by reading like four posts a week these days


 No.193573

>>193572

It gives time to savour every post


 No.193574

>>193568

>>193569

Is this a coming neet renaissance? What a time to be alive


 No.193577

Anyone tried water fasting to lose weight? I got up to five days and then had something to eat. I lost about 4 kilos though


 No.193578

>>193577

used to do intermittent fasting but stopped and still managed to lose weight

fasting is a meme but it can teach you to like food better


 No.193580

>>193577

>>193578

If you completely avoid food/go a significant amount under your TDEE it generally leads to slower weight loss

If you want something reasonable then find your TDEE (google it) and take of 20%

that's how man calories you need to consume daily to lose weight at a healthy rate too

If you lose weight too quickly you also get loose skin

http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Here is an all around good guide to that shit even if it focuses more on building muscle

the main goal of weight loss shit should be to make small liveable improvements like cutting soda or goon bit by bit

If you do a complete life style switch you're just gonna end up rebound because it's hard to maintain that shit


 No.193584

A girlfriend is a female friend or acquaintance, often a regular female companion with whom one is platonic, romantically or sexually involved


 No.193585

>>193584

How is gf2018 going?


 No.193590

>>193577

Long term weight loss only works if you change your diet and your attitude towards food. If you go from 2500 calories a day down to 500 a day you will lose weight, but if you jump back to 2500 you're just going to slowly climb back up again


 No.193607

File: ea3d31daa48e196⋯.jpg (243.1 KB, 1300x1040, 5:4, 6881570-背景の星を持つ外国人の肖像画.jpg)


 No.193608

>>193607

4th july tienanmen square


 No.193609

File: 40f1994cceb3ec2⋯.jpg (47.28 KB, 728x546, 4:3, aid267111-v4-728px-Do-the-….jpg)


 No.193610

>>193609

fuck off we're full


 No.193611

>>193607

fuck off cristiano


 No.193612

i did the dishes, hopefully mum will be happy about that when she gets home


 No.193613

>>193612

Are you going to cash in your Good Boy Points for chicken tendies?


 No.193614

File: 902a43347a324b7⋯.jpg (60.96 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, (y).jpg)

>>193612

she won't but at least i'm proud for you m8


 No.193615

>>193613

i'm gonna call her and ask if we can get maccas

>>193614

thanks


 No.193616

>tfw couldn't stay asleep

i went to bed at around 8pm and woke up at 2:30am


 No.193617

still cant get to sleep, gonna have to stay up all day again now


 No.193618

>>193616

>tfw car explodes down your street two hours after you finally fall asleep

fucking apex


 No.193619

>>193618

it's time for you to join the ranks of us countryNEETs


 No.193622

Im going to bed now NEET(s). Hopefully I can sleep through the entire night this time or pass away peacefully in my sleep

Goodnight


 No.193623

File: ea42b36720b4ec6⋯.jpg (42.08 KB, 700x467, 700:467, Sweet dreams slow loris.jpg)

>>193622

Goodnight NEET, I hope you have a long and lovely rest


 No.193624

How do I stop having obsessive thoughts?


 No.193625

>>193624

stop thinking and start doing


 No.193626

>>193624

Keep reminding yourself to stop obsessing


 No.193627

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, 46a91bf5b5d7294af4b55827bb….jpg)

>>193624

I have a solution for that.


 No.193629

>>193624

Honestly pick a hobby, besides being a good distraction it'll be a lil good on your confidence to know you can make things and build up a skill

Anything you've ever had an interest in you should check out on youtube, there's almost certainly a fair bit of tutorials for it no matter what

Personally I've been look at making a forge in the yard, honestly even things like black smithing is fairly cheap and easy to set up for under 100


 No.193630

don't know what to do today to be honest. you neets got anything planned?


 No.193631

>>193630

I'm going to mow my lawn so I don't have to do it Saturday


 No.193632

>>193629

This is how you end up with obsessive thoughts about stamps


 No.193633

File: ecce209f729baad⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.27 MB, 400x300, 4:3, 1525866071527.webm)


 No.193634

>>193630

waiting on more neetbux to do more shopping

going to be in the green for the first time in half a year


 No.193635

>>193632

better than obsessive thoughts about your own self worth and how lonely you are


 No.193636

I seal my phone in a sandwich ziploc bag so I can wank in the shower


 No.193637

File: 55e4a8cc03fd0c5⋯.jpg (130.53 KB, 1333x663, 1333:663, 0136314.jpg)

>>193636

>current year

>not having water proof phone


 No.193638

>>193637

>DSP-NEET luxuries


 No.193640

>>193638

It's a hard time indeed when a neet can't afford a ziplock bag


 No.193643

File: 67a2d6717986e3f⋯.jpg (2.47 MB, 3984x2988, 4:3, 20180513_155130.jpg)


 No.193644

>cool enough to not wear t-shirts

>not cool enough to wear proper jackets and properly enjoy hot drinks


 No.193645

>>193644

i've only got t-shirts, no shirts or jackets.


 No.193646

>>193643

i got that same glass vase at home

>>193644

that's what the goon's for m8


 No.193647

>>193645

How do you survive m8? Are you a NT/North QLD NEET?


 No.193648

>>193647

no victoria


 No.193649

>>193648

dead neet walking


 No.193653

>tfw autism but no dsp


 No.193654

I FUCKING HATE BOOMERS


 No.193655


 No.193658

>>193655

why not?

it's fine to h8 m8


 No.193659

i just want it to be time to sleep again


 No.193660

I feel as if I practically don't exist. I have no friends, rarely leave the house and when I do it's to use the self-serve checkouts at Woolies. My only social interactions are here but being anonymous only further leads to feeling isolated. No one knows ME.


 No.193661

>>193660

>and when I do it's to use the self-serve checkouts at Woolies

at least you have the courage to go into shops. mum does all the shopping due to my anxiety.


 No.193662

I have no tangible presence is what I'm getting at.


 No.193663

>>193661

Yeah but my anxiety is getting worse, the last time I went to Woolies I literally couldn't look anyone in the face, felt like dropping the basket and running out. Might be time to see Dr Pajeet


 No.193664

File: 528fce478556bd6⋯.jpg (117.22 KB, 728x546, 4:3, DISP.jpg)

>>193653

>tfw autistic introvert and not an austic extrovert


 No.193665

>>193664

the only difference is how much you care m8


 No.193666

>>193664

but have you got the DSP?


 No.193669

>>193663

Dr Dan has an appointment available at 9:30am today


 No.193671

>>193669

A horrible recommendation!

I saw him yesterday


 No.193672

>>193660

>>193661

I know how you feel, often when I am driving (which I hate) I feel I am invisible as normies just seem to pull out in front of me and drive like I'm not even on the road.


 No.193673

>>193672

>tfw the normal folk think i'm a hoon due to my integra shitbox


 No.193674

>>193666

i'm too introverted to apply for the dsp

will you help me satan?


 No.193675

>>193663

>>193664

Honestly anon I hate to be that guy but the only why you're going to get better is through slow exposure


 No.193676

Why are you people still on this board?


 No.193677

>>193676

why wouldnt we be?


 No.193678

>>193676

why not?


 No.193679

>>193676

>you people

the correct term is NEET


 No.193680

>>193676

We're still unemployed that's why


 No.193681

File: d1965e62bd15f18⋯.jpg (20.78 KB, 362x362, 1:1, pipi.jpg)

>>193680

>managers these days all have limp handshakes

boomers ruin everything


 No.193682

After living in Melbourne for far too long, I'm finding Tasmania to be a very strange place. 95% white, and people are much more polite.


 No.193683

>>193682

I was in Melbourne a few days ago, it's a very foreign place to be


 No.193684

>>193683

No kidding. The change was slow at first, but then an avalanche of non-whites hit Melbourne. I had to catch a train into the city a few weeks ago. It was a sea of brown. Completely depressing.


 No.193685

>>193684

Between that, the overcrowding, the traffic and violence, I don't understand why anyone would want to live there other than for university. Also just when I thought I was safe in my little country town I see this. This cunt really has it out for us NEETs hasn't he

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/turnbull-government-is-considering-sending-new-migrants-to-rural-towns/news-story/02c472284ffc529d4180e7db4d857520


 No.193686

>>193681

is there a country on earth that hasn't been plagued by those fuckers?


 No.193687

>>193682

don't tasmanians all look weird though? like they're all related due to not enough genetic diversity?


 No.193688

Up early this morning for a change


 No.193689

>>193685

the jews fear the neet


 No.193690

>>193688

onya m8, nothing like being up to see dawn and having nothing important to do all day


 No.193691

>>193687

Not going to lie, there are some, but most people look normal enough. No Lebs or Africans in sight though, so I'll happily take the company of a few inbred bogans.

>>193688

Me too. Good morning.


 No.193692

>>193691

morning


 No.193693

>>193691

>>193692

Good morning


 No.193694

Going for a little NEET trip to Traralgon today


 No.193695

>>193694

Take some photos so I can live vicariously through you.


 No.193696

Good ideas are bad ideas in retrospect


 No.193697

>>193696

hindsight is 20-20 m8


 No.193700

File: ba857f3314638d6⋯.png (260.99 KB, 1039x559, 1039:559, 1520631398.png)

>>193696

like choosing to be a neet


 No.193701

File: 5381e61a5103c9a⋯.png (133.38 KB, 641x354, 641:354, 139739520395.png)

>>193700

In retrospect, choosing to be a neet was the best choice.


 No.193702

>>193701

have fun saying that to yourself when you're in your forties


 No.193703

>>193702

I'm riding this gravy train until the grave. All jobs will eventually be automated, probably about the time we get to that age.


 No.193704

>>193702

>we

i'm close to 8 years off m8


 No.193705

>>193702

Is this from experience?


 No.193706

>>193703

And then once automation hits, we're going to be left with a surplus of jobless immigrants brought here to fill "labour shortages". I don't see this ending well for my NEETbux


 No.193707

File: d71a2025020d3df⋯.png (4.56 KB, 430x99, 430:99, 1472832471539 - Copy.png)

>>193479

>it is a little gross how western normies latch onto it

>I like some of the ideas behind buddhism


 No.193708


 No.193709

File: 3c940fe7a5efe0f⋯.jpg (27.6 KB, 650x366, 325:183, c981a9c1f7b241a679c97c25c7….jpg)

>>193706

For years, my mate Dick has been saying Australia's immigration system is a Ponzi scheme.

I watched Dredd the other night. Seems like a believable future to me. Put everyone in high-rise mega cities and give them universal basic income. No chance to ever break out of the poverty, so it all turns to shit.


 No.193710

I can't sleep


 No.193711

>>193710

is your mummybot playing music way too loudly too?


 No.193712

>>193711

Mummybot is fast asleep


 No.193713

File: c23545f40b8d1a5⋯.jpg (10.41 KB, 234x250, 117:125, c23.jpg)

>>193712

i wish mine was too


 No.193714

>>193713

What is she doing playing music at this time of morning?


 No.193715

>>193714

probably cooking or something, found her sleeping in the kitchen in front of the oven since it's cold


 No.193716

>>193715

Why would she fall asleep there instead of going to bed?


 No.193717

>>193716

nfi, especially with the dishes she leaves out and the scraps she's too lazy to compost making a bad stink in the kitchen

she's not a smart person m8


 No.193718

>>193717

Looks like mummybot needs a speaking to. Anway do you plan on going to bed soon? A NEET needs his sleep. I'm probably going to grab a drink of water and then head off to bed


 No.193719

>>193718

nah, got things to do so i'm just going to stay awake and hope for the best


 No.193720

>>193715

>>193717

Your mummybot sounds defective. You might have to send her in for repairs.

What are you neets up to today?

I just finished cleaning the bathroom and kitchen, and then I'm going to make lunch. I'm not sure what to eat.


 No.193721

>>193718

Good night Vampy

>>193719

Hope you make it

>>193720

I just did a bit of grocery shopping in my hi-vis wagie camouflage (no one suspected a thing) and now I don't know what to do for the rest of the day or this weekend.


 No.193722

>>193720

Going for a little drive and then getting maccas. I will then eat it at the river


 No.193723

>>193720

time to some shopping

>>193721

i made it


 No.193724

>>193723

Congratulations


 No.193725

>>193721

Do you drag your clothes through the dirt so it looks like you've been labouring all day?

>>193722

Sounds comfy. What did you get from Maccas? How was the weather today?

>>193723

Did you pick up any nice treats for yourself?


 No.193726

>>193717

I think you need to become the mummybot anon, she sounds more NEET brained than you


 No.193727

>>193725

I got a double quarter pounder large meal with soda water. It was raining


 No.193729

Damn it, I think my phone is fucked. Battery has been draining real quick the past few days, and now I've had it charging for half an hour without the battery percentage going up.

What's a decent phone these days?


 No.193730

File: d73835e6cfc30fb⋯.jpg (80.12 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 682052.jpg)

>>193724

thanks m8

>>193725

aww yeah, pic related

i'll give it a shot tomorrow

>>193726

yeah she's more neet than i am which is kinda sad and impressive at the same time but she acts like a spoiled brat most of the time so it feels like i'm getting the worst part of parenting

>>193729

3315


 No.193732

>tfw still awake again


 No.193733

>>193732

You need to fix your sleeping pattern. Stay up all day today and go to bed at 10PM tonight.


 No.193734

>>193733

Also, drink more coffee.


 No.193735

>>193734

Coffee gives me anxiety


 No.193736

>>193735

Is that what you call "the runs"?


 No.193737

>>>/pol/11592792

So when are you moving to Gippsland/Tasmania/somewhere rural?


 No.193738

>>193737

but i can't even wake up on time


 No.193739

>>193737

I live in Gippsland

t. happy NEET


 No.193740

File: 7f243e95ce53aca⋯.png (79.46 KB, 800x184, 100:23, Untitled.png)

>>193730

you better be mixing something into that boy


 No.193741

I went to the lake and I saw a lot people playing Pokemon Go. I thought people stopped playing that game a year and a half ago


 No.193742

>>193741

yeah i saw the same shit walking through a park today. looks like there's some special thing on:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2018/05/18/pokemon-gos-charmander-community-day-when-is-it-and-what-to-expect/

can't believe people still play this shit. isn't it a data mining experiment?


 No.193749

Tasmanians are niggers tbh m80s


 No.193752

It's quiet here today. What are you cunts up to?

You better not be out with your mates because it's the weekend.


 No.193753

>>193752

went for a bush walk

trying to figure out if this hooker is real


 No.193754

>>193752

>You better not be out with your mates because it's the weekend.

>because it's the weekend.

this is wagie-speak. i'm thinking of going for a little drive, maybe getting some maccas


 No.193755

>>193753

how was the bush walk? did you see any fauna or any interesting plants/fungi?


 No.193756

>>193754

>this is wagie-speak

That's right. I was accusing you guys of being a bunch of crypto-wagies.


 No.193757

>>193756

I've never been employed


 No.193758

>>193755

i saw a massive lemon scented gum but that was in someone's front yard before i got into the bush. didn't really see anything interesting otherwise


 No.193759

>>193740

yeah, my hopes and dreams

was alright, could use more kiwifruit

>>193752

just more shitposting and vidya


 No.193760

>>193753

>Almost 5 hours later and no one's asked about the hooker

Tell us more


 No.193761

>>193753

Where do you go for hookers now that backpage has been v&?


 No.193762

>>193761

You've asked that same question numerous times.


 No.193763

>>193762

it's like he gets paid to find out these things…


 No.193764

i only sometimes pop in here. am neet nearly a year now, not my first time having year-long stints of NEETdom

the general consensus among family friends is the sheer difficulty of finding work, even in skilled useful areas. i know certified accountants, lawyers and IT guys that can't get shit. those that do get theirs through nepotism. can't even get shit menial work in a warehouse. i know call centers are pretty shit and tough to work in, i dont even hear back from them but.

not everyone can be a tradie, its pretty saturated depending on the city youre in. seek seems to have way fewer available positions, shit's fucked.

it's always pajeets and chuns that manage to find generic corporate jobs though because of this retarded diversity hire nonsense. there are way more white men than asian chicks in this country but you'll get put lower on the pile if youre an inexperienced white guy.

boomer genocide soon, brothers.

just wanted to have a rant, am getting rattled in my neet cage


 No.193765

>>193764

it definitely isn't as easy as it used to be and won't be getting any easier with our pollies very happy to sit around and do nothing while riding the chicom train into retirement


 No.193767

Good night. Don't forget to turn the lights off when you go to bed, late-night neets.


 No.193768

>>193767

Goodnight


 No.193769

is this the NEET board?


 No.193770

>>193764

this makes no sense

indians dont get hired for diversity. if u were indian you wouldve been sent home to india by now or working for $8 an hour making pizza while paying to "study"

companies hire whoever has the skills.

its just they can hire indians now who have never heard of a labour union or fair working rights rather than train locals with no soft skills


 No.193775

Is fagneet still around?


 No.193776

>>193767

night

>>193769

this is /aus/

>>193775

he's always around m8


 No.193777

>>193769

You're Australian, so yes. If you weren't, I'd tell you to fuck off because we're full.

>>193775

I don't think so. If he was still lurking around, he probably left when things slowed around here. But don't let your guard down.


 No.193782

>>193760

found out the girls instagram account and it said she was in hawaii so fake

>>193761

locanto


 No.193784

Morning.


 No.193785

>>193784

Good afternoon


 No.193786

>>193784

mornernoon


 No.193787

>>193786

Did you just wake up?


 No.193788

>>193787

just got home


 No.193790

>>193788

From where, might I ask?


 No.193791


 No.193793

evening


 No.193794

>>193793

evening


 No.193795

>>193791

That's just to get out of WFD, right?

>>193793

Evening.


 No.193796

>>193795

>That's just to get out of WFD, right?

partly, but partly because i also wanted to get out and do something


 No.193797

>>193796

Watcha doing? I'm doing Conservation and Land Management. It's like kindergarten.


 No.193798

>>193797

i fell for the programing meme

it's kinda fun


 No.193799

morning boongs


 No.193800

>>193799

morning massa


 No.193801

>>193797

>>193798

any cute grils in your classes? tafe girls are where it's at, they hold many neety virtues.

>>193799

>>193800

morning cunts


 No.193802

>>193801

>cute grils

>information technology

>ever


 No.193804

>>193802

a neet can dream. someone has to win the lottery.


 No.193805

have a doctor's appointment today. what are you NEETs up to today?


 No.193806

>>193805

About to go for a walk. It's a nice day. Other than that, I've got nothing planned.


 No.193807

>>193805

why do you have a doc appointment?


 No.193808

>>193801

i was eyeing one off but i found out she had a boyfriend

>>193804

PRO-TIP: the lottery is animal studies


 No.193809

>>193807

Follow up to a referral to see counsellor


 No.193810

what are you cunts doing this evening


 No.193813

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, goon.gif)


 No.193814

>>193813

spicy meme m8


 No.193815

File: e33455131ac0bc7⋯.jpeg (354.2 KB, 1220x836, 305:209, image-tools.php.jpeg)


 No.193816

i love the smell of drunk abbos in the morning


 No.193817

File: 42f9629ade56fdb⋯.jpeg (50.98 KB, 559x645, 13:15, dan.jpeg)

>>193816

so you like the smell of yourself?

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.193818

>tfw can't find any helium that doesn't have oxygen added


 No.193824

>>193818

>helium

>attached to oxygen

u wot


 No.193825

>>193824

usually helium tanks have a gas composition of 80% helium / 20% oxygen


 No.193826

File: 7c3d350658aacc4⋯.png (112.06 KB, 816x768, 17:16, VLHy0C9bMgSB5QydeaVUFjm92s….png)

>the answer to every true/false question on the quiz at tafe was true


 No.193827

>>193775

He's chainsawing deer with the lord now


 No.193828

>>193826

What was the test about?


 No.193829

>>193828

probably cert ii true and false questions


 No.193830

This thread is 5 weeks old


 No.193831

>>193830

i wish i was 5 weeks old


 No.193832

>>193831

I post like I'm five weeks old


 No.193833

File: 9eb3ab9ac72d2aa⋯.jpg (23.36 KB, 300x430, 30:43, 1506999115441.jpg)

so sad how fucking dead this is. the glory days of the neetgen are long past now.


 No.193834

>>193833

>you will never witness BO BTFOing aussie neet ever again


 No.193835


 No.193837

>>193835

neets are kind of like weeds


 No.193838


 No.193839

>>193830

>>193833

So post more, you silly boongs.


 No.193840


 No.193841

>>193833

We moved to >>>

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Post last edited at

 No.193842

>>193841

Only the small brained neets did


 No.193843


 No.193844

>>193834

>aussieneet

his name is fagneet you fucking poofter


 No.193845

>>193844

Actually it's the aussie slash fit neet mate


 No.193846

>>193845

no it's John the bloated tranny wielding a chainsaw neet


 No.193847

>>193838

false, cert iii ;)

>>193841

that was quick. we must have a new BO


 No.193848

>>193844

>>193845

>>193846

Some say he purposely drove a van full of gas cylinders into the ACL headquarters before the gay marriage vote,

and that his colon has more pockets than a pool table.

All we know is he's called the Fagneet.


 No.193852

>>193841

thank you based BO


 No.193853

File: 5a623d719c669af⋯.png (72.75 KB, 1093x397, 1093:397, ban appeal.png)

Figured you guys might get a laugh out of this. No other posts from that IP address, mind you.


 No.193854

File: 401a5479e310485⋯.gif (998.3 KB, 250x251, 250:251, yM9Zn0rm1JBEk.gif)

>>193853

>overmoderation

wasn't /ausneets/ made because of a lack of moderation that led to dickpostings so one of the named neets made /ausneets/ and invited a few neets over?

we are talking about /ausneets/ right?


 No.193856

>>193853

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys

/cuteboys


 No.193858

>>193853

Why would anyone find that funny?


 No.193860

>>193853

End your miserable life


 No.193862


 No.193863

Poo


 No.193864

Piss


 No.193865

cuteboys


 No.193866


 No.193867

Cum


 No.193868

Transexual fantasies


 No.193869

More abo porn please


 No.193870

UNNA


 No.193871

You want more?


 No.193872

Tight abo cunt


 No.193875

Forward slash, that other board etc etc…


 No.193876


 No.193877

>>193834

The mid-late 2016 era truly was an amazing time to be a NEET.


 No.193878

>that failed pizza delivery driver with an equally failed imageboard board and a never ending addiction to heroin


 No.193882

>>193853

As expected from spergs who couldn't deal with their celebrity shitposters being banned


 No.193886

File: 071f4d79b18d2ff⋯.jpg (319.17 KB, 1560x1924, 30:37, gettyimages-158339732.jpg)

>>193878

>a faggot


 No.193887

Allah Ackbar


 No.193888

File: 9eff4544526d76f⋯.png (512.07 KB, 1304x1080, 163:135, misty eyed mess.png)

it saddens me that this place is so dead


 No.193889

>>193888

fagneet is still here

He'll give you a big hug if you ask him nicely


 No.193890

File: f84e04d84e3ea6b⋯.jpg (298.73 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, partyindansbasement.jpg)

>>193888 (nice trips)

the other place is too fast. this is the comfy thread


 No.193891

File: 4c0d9a68b800789⋯.png (519.45 KB, 568x529, 568:529, easy stool.png)

>>193888

im here m8 just not nothing to post lol

oh wait i bought one of these for my dunny and now i shit much better


 No.193894

>>193891

looks like something i'd use until someone got piss on it then i'd never touch it again


 No.193896

>>193891

Are you one foot tall?


 No.193897

Father?


 No.193898

was a gambling man


 No.193899

Today's music ain't got the same soul


 No.193900

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

they can't even get the covers right either


 No.193901

>>193900

what is this?


 No.193902

>>193901

a sin against god


 No.193903

Oh no, there are jews in Tasmania. He was in the car park at Kmart, hiding in the bushes with his son, eating some kind of fruit off a tree and putting the rest into a bag.


 No.193904

>>193903

>there are jews in Tasmania

where else would they be?

>least pozzed area

>most inbred area

>is where gun control all started


 No.193906

File: 6cfde61aba83c14⋯.png (61.72 KB, 612x139, 612:139, HeaderLogoCRP_v1_m56577569….png)

(sponsored advertisement)


 No.193908

File: 6c3603a7489c40a⋯.png (604.12 KB, 474x584, 237:292, mary.png)

i love you guys


 No.193911

>>193908

i appreciate your fondness of by being in a non homosexual manner


 No.193912

I have absolutely nothing to do all night


 No.193913

>5:10 AM

Not much longer until I'm tired


 No.193914

>>193912

should binge watch videos


 No.193915

File: b1fe00ae5568f07⋯.jpg (23.34 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Bodymelt 1993.jpg)

maybe if we shittalk australian tv presenters, we'll make evening news


 No.193916

>>193915

tracey is a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt


 No.193917

>tfw no Tracy Grimshaw wife


 No.193918

Whatever happened to that autistic r9k aus discord? I wanna join and ree at some fucking nerds.


 No.193919

>>193917

that would be nothing but nightly affairs


 No.193920

File: 3ef09298a9ade8e⋯.png (29.39 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Reddit.png)

>>193918

>discord


 No.193923

File: 80ed0692e79603c⋯.jpg (34.1 KB, 750x389, 750:389, women ministers.jpg)

File: 1d5de0c63bee9b6⋯.png (302.83 KB, 643x662, 643:662, senator louise pratt gay m….png)

File: a86a8cce0edb067⋯.jpg (118.5 KB, 1000x660, 50:33, Larissa Waters women minis….jpg)

>>193917

>>193916

maybe if we make it about female politicians


 No.193924

>>193923

>tfw no kevin07 wife


 No.193925

>>193923

browyn bishop is a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt


 No.193926

File: 3ca6c3df307cb48⋯.png (152.84 KB, 530x530, 1:1, FB_IMG_1517956188780.png)

>new computer chair

>never going to fap in it


 No.193927

File: 8ab5d9883c1545b⋯.png (82.43 KB, 1012x737, 92:67, lp.png)

File: 7cb02b752d5beda⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 370x335, 74:67, tom-delonge-wtf1.gif)

>>193923

If someone like Louise Pratt can get elected to parliament, this country is truly beyond saving.


 No.193928

>>193926

You won't last a week.


 No.193929

File: 1453522927d9617⋯.gif (2.49 MB, 390x293, 390:293, 1526632559674.gif)

File: f8510ca568b1436⋯.jpg (91.21 KB, 1000x972, 250:243, flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)


 No.193935

File: fdd21297beec0b1⋯.jpg (103.46 KB, 700x842, 350:421, depp.jpg)

>68hrs without a post


 No.193936

>>193935

are the chinks still alive?


 No.193937

File: 5c878f3c678c196⋯.png (15.63 KB, 394x437, 394:437, 49b9bfe6-8108-45ec-8350-1a….png)

Just a slow couple of days lads

Anyone got anything intresting coming up?

Personally planning to go to an anime con next month


 No.193938

>>193937

>two weeks of tafe left

>some courses still don't have final exams/revision notes released yet

pretty interesting imo


 No.193939

>>193938

you the anon doing computers at TAFE?


 No.193940

>>193939

yeah

pretty neato so far since i can now kinda understand javascript


 No.193941

>>193940

you planning to do anything on your own with the knowlodge or try to get a jobbo?


 No.193942

>>193941

only to see how far it goes


 No.193943

>>193937

I have a few weeks off work soon that I will probably spend pretending I'm a neet again


 No.193944

>>193943

don't hit the goonsack too hard m8


 No.193945

>>193944

I've got lots of sober nights to make up for


 No.193946

>>193945

there's always the future for that


 No.193947

Any neets here avid about conscious (lucid) dreaming? I have been, done it a fare amount of times. I found I'm more prone to become conscious if I've woken up for a little bit then gone back to sleep in the middle of the night.

Tonight for the first time I'm going to, when I wake up in the middle of my sleep. Shine myself with a LED light torch to the the point I'm actively conscious then sleep and see if it plays any affect on my dreams


 No.193948

>>193947

I strongly recommend a method called FILD, it works extremely well with WBTB (wake back to bed).

http://lucid.wikia.com/wiki/Finger_Induced_Lucid_Dream


 No.193949

>>193948

I'll try it out, thanks


 No.193952

>>193947

i got out of that shit quick smart

i managed to do it twice

people in the dreams are kinda just like dead dolls

it's not like talking or interacting with real people

it's a waste of time and will cause chronic fatigue


 No.193953

>>193952

I'm searching for something new.

The last time I became lucid I walked into a building knowing I was lucid and like Dr strange I was making a portal to go somewhere. It was happening right away and I knew that there was a dog in the room with me. I didn't know if it was threatening or not and it came up to me (face height) and it's eyes were turning off and on red (assuming it was malicious) I managed to focus enough to make a portal on the wall and it was to a beachside. when I walked out 5 dogs came running out after me. I went behind a building to meditate because I don't know what I wanted to find once lucid, I began to do so and I woke up.

Right now once I become lucid again I'm going conjure up a dream guide person to help me understand inside a dream.

Things that I have learn't myself is that whatever anxiety I have gets turned onto myself. Whatever fear I have and whatever I desire. So it's important to always be calm and focused on what I want.

>>193948

last night that almost worked I found myself almost gaining consciousness, which is strange that I didn't strongly desire to do so.


 No.193954

>>193953

>I'm searching for something new

pray and read the bible man


 No.193955

>>193954

No thank you


 No.193958

>>193947

It always seems to happen to me if I go to bed at around 3 am, but it's usually accompanied by sleep paralysis


 No.193959

File: 2498bf380048d67⋯.png (27.18 KB, 485x443, 485:443, 1518197096030.png)

>email a girl at tafe about information on volunteer work

>receive back an email from her bf threatening to kill me


 No.193960

>>193959

You can be honest with us. You were trying to fuck her, right? "Volunteer work" was just an excuse to email her.


 No.193961

File: cc29d4dfcd7718c⋯.png (64.3 KB, 600x704, 75:88, 1513312018951.png)

>>193960

>You were trying to fuck her, right?

no, i'm actually trying to organise a trip where we go tree planting and shit with 4 other people (girls) with an actual registered volunteer organisation

girls out number guys in our class 3:1 and it just so happens that the other two guys can't/don't want to go


 No.193962

>>193959

ask him if he has a threatening licence


 No.193963

>>193961

Email him back to tell him that you're a homosexual and reassure him that you're no threat.


 No.193964

>>193963

better yet, ask him what his favourite anime is


 No.193965

File: e8e3d49ec26713e⋯.jpg (16.73 KB, 460x345, 4:3, meirl.jpg)

farkin boongs infestin me perth


 No.193966

>>193961

did you die yet anon?


 No.193967

>>193966

i'll find out if i die wednesday


 No.193968

>>193967

you will be our messiah

destroy the chad and bring victory to the neets


 No.193969

any of you lads watch E3?


 No.193970

>>193969

>tfw they didn't get chad daddy to reveal the ps4


 No.193972

>>193969

only the threads

>dmc5


 No.193973

most of it was pretty meh, Samurai souls was pretty neat and I still need to give DMC a try


 No.193974

>>193973

>still

m8…


 No.193975

>>193969

at least we got finally got ridley in smash


 No.193976

Can chicken breast be roasted in salsa?


 No.193977

>>193976

sure, just brine the meat first


 No.193978

>>193977

Thanks mate.


 No.193979

>>193968

i did not die

turns out it was just empty threats


 No.193980

>>193979

noice

so, what was his favourite anime?


 No.193984

File: fae66b8fce8696c⋯.jpg (47.24 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 9859894-3x2-940x627.jpg)

anyone wanna make a meta thread?


 No.193986


 No.193991

>disability employment agency still hasn't contacted me

I hope Centrelink doesn't fine me over this


 No.193992

Shit, clicked on the wrong thread


 No.193993

>>193992

Too late, you're staying here now.


 No.193994

Anyone here?


 No.193995


 No.193996

File: 5b8c96e472d8cb6⋯.jpg (70.71 KB, 477x685, 477:685, 1448408364002.jpg)

>>193994

yeah . . .

>>193991

better sought it out m8. they'll cancel your payments and then you'll have to sign up all over again


 No.193997

File: 6644ad694cd945b⋯.jpg (8.22 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20180531_105634.jpg)


 No.193998

>>193995

>>193996

>>193997

Hello, how are we all?


 No.193999

File: 2dcec370e11c5b3⋯.gif (1.48 MB, 697x522, 697:522, kQ3uGP9.gif)

>>193994

Mmhmm.


 No.194000

>>193998

tired and full

i thought 750g of pasta wasn't that much more over 500g but boy was i wrong


 No.194001

File: 0390d365421105c⋯.webm (540.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, deathdan.webm)

>>193997 (see video)

>>193998

quite well actually. started parying and going to church again. tafe is going well


 No.194003

>>194001

>parying

rapiers, short swords or long swords?


 No.194004

File: 4eb5d82f1694657⋯.jpg (700.27 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, express.jpg)

>>194003

FALCHIONS


 No.194005

>>194004

The nigger of the sword world


 No.194006

>>194004

would get swooped by/10


 No.194010

>>193430

>We're All Going to Make It to Tasmania

Is this your equiv of halfchan's /k/ saying they're gonna buy a old aircraft carrier and live like pirates?

Anyway, who else /homeless/ here?

Currently living in my car in Canberra, makes it easier to yell at DHS directly when centerlink won't fucking budge.

Also lots of nice comfy places to park overnight, fuck all crime, apparently.

Else, where's everyone living? Paying rent with dole, or still at your parents?


 No.194011

>>193491

It'd use the old hardware, just with new software loaded onto it, and maybe some new stickers.

(Although the biggest cost with myki was the software, now they're gonna have to wright software for every hardware platform to make them all universal)


 No.194013

>Homeless

>Hungery

>Want asian meat bun

>Place that has asian meat bun doesn't open till morning

>Tomorrow morning If I buy it I won't have enough money to eat at the end of the month

>Maybe I'll not eat tomorrow, and use tomorrow and mondays food budget to buy one


 No.194014

>>194013

Why the fuck is my flag murrican? I'm in Canberra for god sake.


 No.194020

>>194010

>Is this your equiv of halfchan's /k/ saying they're gonna buy a old aircraft carrier and live like pirates?

yeah i guess but it's actually possible because land in tas is only 50,000

>Currently living in my car in Canberra

what car? also why canberra?

>Else, where's everyone living? Paying rent with dole, or still at your parents?

parents, pay nothing

>>194014

>Why the fuck is my flag murrican? I'm in Canberra for god sake.

website was made by a retard


 No.194021

>>194010

I live with my mum and give her a cut of my fortnightly neetbux


 No.194022

>>194013

How did you end up homeless and where abouts in Canberra do you sleep? Asking because I've been homeless before, both by choice and not.


 No.194023

I've lived out of two cars in my lifetime and am considering doing it again as life is just too comfy and boring atm.


 No.194024

File: 7e9749149414097⋯.jpg (1.92 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20180617_153418.jpg)

Guess the Dan


 No.194026

>>194020

>yeah i guess but it's actually possible because land in tas is only 50,000

I've been keeping my eye out for cheap land for a while, just look on gumtree, there's cheap, sub-$20k shit everywhere. Drop on a $20,000 container house and you're golden.

>what car?

Toyota Aqua. Max comfy.

(Only thing I have left from my business)

>also why canberra?

Easier to bitch to DHS

>Homeless, jobless, crippled, victim of domestic abuse, but that's not financial hardship, not till I'm homeless for another six months

Just got here on thursday, had shit to do, but tomorrow I'm gonna have the bitchfit of my life.

>>194021

>I live with my mum and give her a cut of my fortnightly neetbux

>parents, pay nothing

Wish I had parents…

>>194022

Not to give my super secrit hiding spot away, but the carpark up black mountain. So many druggies and street racers up there that barely anyone notices me. Car's full of cameras in case someone vandalises my car while I'm asleep.

If a cop ever rocks up and asks, I can just say "Would you rather I be lying on the street in Civic asking for money? If you've got a better place for me to be homeless, I'm all ears".

As for how I became homeless, had to take a couple months off running my business to have my knee rebuilt, so I saved up beforehand, but during the surgery they realised my knee was more fucked than they thought, so it ended up costing extra, plus would need an extra few months to recover.

Because I'm under 23 centerlink doesn't think it's possible for me to need time off work for medical reasons because I shouldn't have work in the first place. Took a good two months to get my first payment, and I'm struggling my ass off to get my super out. Looks like they'd rather I use government money than spend my own fucking money.

In the meantime, I had to sell (most of) my business assets to get by, opened up and maxed as many cards as I could, but eventually ran out of money and was evicted.

I loaded up everything into my car and hit the road.

>>194023

Curious, what cars?

I hear vans are really nice, room for an actual mattress, just a bit cold sometimes.

I don't have a choice regardless, but I'm happy anyway.


 No.194029

>>194026

In Tassie rn.

That 20K land you're talking about is zoned for agriculture and animal rearing.

You can do an animal Cert II at TasTAFE and become an animal fosterer if you buy that land.

I'm contemplating doing thay very thing.


 No.194041

File: 6a94a7f7294e4cc⋯.webm (10.46 MB, 450x360, 5:4, gore.webm)

>>194004

Nice to see my OC get some use.


 No.194046

File: 94802bbe26146d4⋯.jpg (67.64 KB, 614x410, 307:205, mensur.jpg)

>>194041

provide good content and it will be shooped


 No.194051

File: 1f07064f5f3aa3f⋯.png (260.22 KB, 601x882, 601:882, unna aus abbo board.png)

wat


 No.194052

File: d86a0d1b4dc99b7⋯.jpg (386.82 KB, 1024x824, 128:103, PERCIVAL ALBERT (PERCY) TR….jpg)

>>194051

sure would be a shame if this aboriginal board was colonised


 No.194060

>>194051

The hilarious creation of one celebrity nameneet


 No.194062

File: 19f6a1e4abb30a4⋯.jpg (264.88 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 636313212.jpg)

>i got my roof rack onto my car


 No.194064

>>194062

what're you racking?


 No.194065

File: 2731dd26177a6c6⋯.jpeg (60.03 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, BP90026124001-light-blue.….jpeg)


 No.194066

>>194065

noice

bit cold for kayaking now isn't it?


 No.194067

>>194066

going to do it in a dam/reservoir

should be okay as long as i don't fall out


 No.194068

>>194067

sounds ntb, hope you got a thermos


 No.194070

File: 47a37676fb86700⋯.png (23.14 KB, 652x332, 163:83, do i.png)

when was the last time you watched malcolm in the middle?


 No.194072

>>194070

m8 i can hardly remember what i did last week


 No.194079

>>194070

i find repeated watchings of malcolm in the middle isn't that great while i can watch seinfeld forever


 No.194081

>>194079

What's your favourite episode of Seinfeld?


 No.194082

File: 4c0bb2c15a6c259⋯.jpg (24.62 KB, 260x328, 65:82, Frankiemerman.jpg)

>>194081

the one where if the guy gets offended he runs into the woods and digs a hole


 No.194083

File: 166ec73658b62b9⋯.jpg (31.05 KB, 854x480, 427:240, mpv-shot0005.jpg)

why are others so hard to talk to


 No.194084

>>194083

because you have to understand yourself first m8


 No.194085

>>194083

what kind of situations are we talking here?


 No.194086

File: 13c1cf8e58c07d5⋯.jpg (284.51 KB, 1200x806, 600:403, a warning to offenders- Da….jpg)

File: 0a946e5424308bd⋯.jpg (96.29 KB, 960x960, 1:1, DfTiQwYX0AAW9u5.jpg)

>>194083

too much self-awareness, low interest in others, poor mood, low experience = low skill = low confidence


 No.194087

>>194082

Ha. Mine is when Jerry and George are stuck in a hotel lobby with Elaine's dad. That and the Kenny chicken roaster are the best imo.


 No.194088

>>194086

>average hours worked per week

would be neeto to see how that changed through the years


 No.194090

File: 614b600ae9b7f4a⋯.jpg (40.85 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1431370299024.jpg)

>>194087

> Mine is when Jerry and George are stuck in a hotel lobby with Elaine's dad

yeah that ones gold. also the one with the diabeetus guy


 No.194091

>>194083

Because social skills have to be learned like any other skill


 No.194092

>>194090

>the diabeetus guy

Unsure which episode you're referring to, but that guy's face looks familiar. And I just thought of the library detective-guy episode which would have to be my third favourite.


 No.194095

File: 7154ed8625e74ab⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 2.45 MB, 640x640, 1:1, jemwolfie.mp4)


 No.194096

>>194095

Seems like a decent person, not at all self-centred or concerned with vanity, the type of person that would fall head-over-heels for an unemployed male.


 No.194097

File: 6519250b57c9d4b⋯.mp4 (3.78 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 25403795.mp4)

>>194096

>Fun fact…. I play drums, guitar and piano!


 No.194098

>>194097

>fun fact

You or the thot in the video?


 No.194099

>tfw deficient level of happiness


 No.194100

>>194098

'>'

>>194099

>going to church, read bible, praying

>tfw sudden bursts of ecstasy


 No.194101

>>194099

go for a drive and listen to eurobeat


 No.194102

>>194100

>'>'

Still not following you.

>sudden bursts of energy

Sounds like a symptom of manic-depression. Perhaps you too should see a doctor.


 No.194103

File: c741c9cf6864301⋯.jpg (67.94 KB, 866x1300, 433:650, 43245979-doctor-stare-char….jpg)

>>194102

>believe Jesus is God

>must be crazy


 No.194110

File: 52326d7f16d96e8⋯.jpg (100.11 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, flatline.jpg)


 No.194111

File: 434510223eb7f90⋯.jpg (144.75 KB, 500x334, 250:167, Project-Defib-–-Defibrilla….jpg)

>>194110

CLEAR!


 No.194112

>>194111

Time of death, 22:10


 No.194113

File: 2d71dbd9c275254⋯.jpg (188.82 KB, 640x360, 16:9, this old poof.jpg)

File: edb29540f6ab058⋯.jpg (111.76 KB, 840x630, 4:3, Australia And Philippines.jpg)

File: af64ba1b396aaf8⋯.jpeg (73.52 KB, 698x700, 349:350, 300501aa-bada-4997-9d44-7….jpeg)

File: 9d98c089396fc95⋯.jpg (47.62 KB, 670x668, 335:334, Charles Sturt University (….jpg)

File: abe6180e1070779⋯.jpg (116.56 KB, 993x1024, 993:1024, Greens MP Adam Bandt prais….jpg)

>>194110

dead boards need meta threads


 No.194116

File: fe11c8711ec34a9⋯.jpg (65.98 KB, 728x546, 4:3, aid1020212-v4-728px-Feel-A….jpg)

>eating these dried/sticky fruit pieces from the organic store

>wipeless shits every time


 No.194117

>>194116

it's a nice feeling but i wouldn't want to be caught dead in one of those hippie stores


 No.194118

File: a68c9867323372b⋯.png (57.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, imblyign.png)

>>194112

>>194111

>>194110

NEVER GIVE UP NEETS


 No.194119

>>194118

oath

cenno never gave up on us so why should we?


 No.194120

>>194117

>i wouldn't want to be caught dead in one of those hippie stores

yeah it's full of trendoids but at least my local store isn't a full on vegan wankfest and has a meat section


 No.194121

This thread is now approaching 3 months old


 No.194122

>>194121

when's smoko?


 No.194123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.194124

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>194123

these cunts are pretty good aye


 No.194130

>>>/b/8133426


 No.194131

>>194130

v. nice


 No.194132

File: f5fd402dfd76035⋯.png (75.2 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, There Must Be More To Life….png)

>>194123

My desire to continue living has dropped dramatically after watching that.


 No.194133

>>194121

not long before it's older than the average /cuteboys/ memeposter


 No.194134

>>194133

Nice one, BO


 No.194135

File: 7e66bf1046b2605⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.95 MB, 400x400, 1:1, outputvideo.webm)


 No.194136

>>194135

pretty dank m8


 No.194149

File: f1b1d88fd6d4cb3⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.83 MB, 488x406, 244:203, 1505463583055.webm)

i had something witty to post but i forgot what it was


 No.194154

File: e70ecd40789805e⋯.jpg (50.26 KB, 506x900, 253:450, huge kajonkers.jpg)

Last year I tried to get centrelink and they kept making me retake the line because there was always something wrong with my application or account or whatever. Once it was all "sorted" they said i should get my money and i waited and never got it. Anyway I never bothered getting it back but im thinking of going in tomorrow to sign up again. Any tips? How do I make sure I get my money? Should I tell them they fucked up last time?


 No.194155

File: e05a66cae066645⋯.png (103.22 KB, 1437x908, 1437:908, neet.png)

>>194154

They'll tell you to go home or sit at one of their computers and lodge a claim. The process is started online now.

1. Complete the online claim form.

2. Book a phone interview. If there are any issues with your Centrelink account like you mentioned, they'll notice it or you can bring it up while talking to them.

3. Go in person to prove your identity. (Birth certificate, drivers license, Medicare card, bank card/statement usually makes up the 100 points they need)

4. ???

5. Profit! (Cennobux in your account once you attend an appointment with an employment services provider, which they'll book for you. You have to sign an agreement stating that you must apply for 10 suitable jobs per fortnight and attend monthly appointments)


 No.194166

File: c1b6b5c03ab30be⋯.jpg (67.4 KB, 816x612, 4:3, 114634.jpg)

how our my fucking lads going?

i'm going REAL fucking GUD

if any of your hellbourne cunts wanna come down to bendigo we can go down the mines and shit and have a gud time

also if anyone in adelaide wants to meet i'm down

keep surviving my friends

AND PEACE TO YOU


 No.194171

>>194166

>melbourne

>african flag

worry.jpg


 No.194176

>>194166

FUck off John


 No.194198

>>194154

I want that mummybot to do my dirty washing


 No.194199

File: cd2067db80007d1⋯.png (145.56 KB, 870x593, 870:593, wat.png)

wat


 No.194200

>>194199

>Joined January 2017

This is news to me. Ol' Dougie must be pretty desperate for e-fame to tweet this garbage. But then again one can't accuse a heroin junkie as being a rational thinker.


 No.194201

File: 0efc385d172450b⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, Screenshot from 2018-07-29….png)

Who else here /nevergraduatedhighschool?


 No.194202

>>194201

i graduated and still couldn't find work


 No.194203

>>194202

Did you at least go to any 'after-grad' parties…? But even so you have more memories than peeps like me that didn't even do a day of the 11th grade.


 No.194204

>>194203

no, just stayed at home and played vidya

memories? just my chem teacher telling me good job on getting that a for my chem exam


 No.194206

>>194201

/here/

Was a terrible idea tbh, any lurking youngsters should stay in school


 No.194207

>>194199

It seems to be just a bot that tweets out any thread that is posted here, but it also retweeted a few things a while back. I don't have a twitter so I can't see if they've replied to anyone or anything either

Bit strange tbh, but probably


 No.194208

>>194207

probably not a big deal


 No.194210

>>194201

i dropped out midway through year 12


 No.194211


 No.194225

i saw a boomer vaping in his fully sick vf with a sports kit on it while waiting at a bus stop

hold me neets


 No.194230

>>194225

>vaping

this IS the GAYEST SHIT ON EARTH

might as well go around sucking on a shit covered dildo


 No.194243

Have we made it yet neets?


 No.194244

>>194243

My mum does all the shopping and I never go outside.


 No.194245

i finally got an email for a job interview but its a fucking video interview and im too nervous to do it

guess im stuck being a NEET lads


 No.194246

>>194243

i was at a classical concert yesterday and i started staring at the cutie flutist and then she started smiling back at me when she wasn't playing but i didn't smile back

then she pointed me out to two other young girl musicians and and they started chuckling at me

then after the concert there was tea and snacks so i went in. one of the girls walked right at me like three times and stared into my eyes but i just stared back

i don't know if they were laughing at me or flirting. i can't read girls at all, i'm screwed

>>194245

>video interview

wow, that's sound horrible. what job is it?


 No.194247

>>194246

>what job is it?

at a jewellery shop. ive been unemployed for 8 years so im getting desperate. you have to use a webcam and a mic to talk to some cute girl for 20 minutes about how much you like jewelry. if every job starts requiring a video interview im gonna be fugged


 No.194252

>>194026

sorry to hear, man. I hope you get back on your feet soon.


 No.194253

>>194247

i remember a few retail ads that wanted a video audition

i don't get why they can't just hold the interview in the store


 No.194254

>>194253

if you can involve technology anywhere you must because:

technology = good and is always better than other methods

that is the modern mans mindset


 No.194261

>>194253

i think its so its easier for them to weed out the fat neckbeards like me


 No.194275

File: 67873bd28186bd3⋯.jpg (72.47 KB, 864x1300, 216:325, noose.jpg)

>>194254

i wish soygoys and hr understood that technology peaked at pic related

>>194261

that and someone in hr probably complained about having to do interviews all the time

imagine the horror they must feel when they get told to do their job


 No.194296

>>194246

And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.


 No.194308

File: c1d4195c40a91d9⋯.webm (1.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1525438779341.webm)

>tfw no wife

>tfw no job

>tfw no friends

>tfw dead thread


 No.194310

>>194308

This thread serves as a reminder that death comes for us all.


 No.194312

File: 4adfc7d3d866a61⋯.jpg (40.94 KB, 780x439, 780:439, absolute madman.jpg)

Why aren't any of you cunts talking about Fraser Anning's speech to bring back the WAP? https://www.sbs.com.au/news/full-text-senator-fraser-anning-s-maiden-speech

He's exposed Pauline Hanson, Bernardi etc as all anti-white cuck traitors. All these frauds are going apeshit trying to outdo each other in counter-signaling him.

And Based Bob Katter defended him! https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/fraser-anning-s-final-solution-speech-absolutely-magnificent-says-bob-katter-20180815-p4zxme.html


 No.194313

>>194312

I just watched it. Fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHMR6l66DW4

Anning for PM


 No.194314

File: a6f7a88ad37f7c8⋯.jpg (100.5 KB, 542x559, 542:559, ae.jpg)

>>194312

>jew hugs muslim in parliament

>pauline hanson cucks out on the WAP and condemns him

what a shock. everyone unites against the "evil racist", it's almost like he's some sort of controlled opposition.


 No.194315

>>194314

That Ed Husic is a two faced Fucking Jew


 No.194316

doc has me on fluoxetine and quetiapine


 No.194318

>>194316

Why? Depression?


 No.194321

File: ed5201ff49c28be⋯.png (2.74 MB, 1905x6688, 1905:6688, Screen Shot 2018-08-17 at ….png)


 No.194322

>>194321

>immigrant comes to our country and complains about unemployment

hmm I wonder where all this surplus of workers could be coming from and how it's affecting employment opportunities for natives


 No.194323

>6 hour dry spell

what happened bros


 No.194324

>>194323

got a gf ; )


 No.194325

File: 28813995f100583⋯.jpg (15.49 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>still pretending to be the Australian board


 No.194326

>>194322

straya should be looking into making a category of 457's for politicians since the ones we have right now aren't cutting it

>be head of nation

>ex goldman sachs banker

>can't manage an economy for shit


 No.194328

File: bb5eaf8b5778665⋯.jpg (113.45 KB, 798x490, 57:35, genmufti.jpg)

>>194326

<implying turnkike IS trying to help the Australian economy


 No.194329

>>194328

i don't think anyone can doubt he's a yid


 No.194336

File: cc02d61271e2edf⋯.webm (12.29 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Thank You White People.webm)

>sam actually got this filmed by a major tv studio

the madman


 No.194337

>>194336

O Y V E Y


 No.194338

>>193888

It saddens me that the other place is just below cuckchan-tier shitposting and reddit-tier rulefaggotry 24/7.

I mean this has always had that element, but there it is all that exists.

Painful.


 No.194339

File: c76275f44655305⋯.png (118.29 KB, 332x450, 166:225, sad lain.png)

>>193888

we'll get by anon


 No.194341

File: 20e80832b2ed8df⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 206.77 KB, 1025x686, 1025:686, Dan-Murphy-41-e13865789509….jpg)

Your always welcome at…


 No.194342

File: 9f80a0f95607a60⋯.png (140.63 KB, 500x555, 100:111, 150C3BC6-BBEE-4126-BA90-6C….png)


 No.194343


 No.194344

>>194338

>The 'other place' is the same as this but I refuse to go there…


 No.194345

File: 24e6549176ce8bc⋯.png (91.51 KB, 318x662, 159:331, smh pham.PNG)

File: 3cbeeaf4baeb68f⋯.gif (564.42 KB, 800x430, 80:43, 3cb.gif)

>>194343

>pham nguyen

>height 152cm

>wanted for sneaking into some roastie's car that she drove off with him in it because she couldn't see him

>gave her some surprise petrol

you can't make things like that up no matter how hard you tried

then you get sad when you realise crimestoppers is more concerned about nutcases like that over shitskin pedos


 No.194358

>>194345

Knowing there are 'men' in this world more than 20cm shorter than I pleases me greatly.


 No.194359

>>194358

sometimes it be like that man


 No.194360

>>194358

>only being 170cm tall

i dunno i'd still neck myself for being a manlet


 No.194366

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>The Australian school teaching in Japanese

>Published on Aug 22, 2018

>Young Australian students are doing half of their education in Japanese under an ambitious program at a primary school in Brisbane's south. Wellers Hill State School commenced its bilingual program in 2014 and has been described as "an exemplary provider of immersion" by the Queensland Department of Education.

wat


 No.194373

>morrison now pm

goodbye neetbux


 No.194374

File: 2f9caea1df43625⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 193.03 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, goon.jpg)

>>194373

better start stocking up neeto's!


 No.194377

>>194373

I don't really follow politics, is he actually any different from Turnbull? As far as I could tell, nothing changed when Turnbull replaced Abbott. It seems that the prime minister is more of a figurehead than a captain steering the ship.


 No.194378

>>194377

could be both depending on how well the party's running but from what i'm gathering this was a power play to keep the current mob in charge while ousting anyone siding with tones/dutton

morrison isn't going to change anything but if liberal win the next election i'd expect to see laxer foreign trade laws and harsher taxes on locals


 No.194384

File: bbfd10288a8da20⋯.jpg (99.75 KB, 1200x794, 600:397, 1528444122575.jpg)

>>193853

Ha, should've figured.

/cuteboys/ is shit. Has nothing to do with being an aussie nor a neet. /cuteboys/ welcomes foreigners and people with jobs and richfags that live outside oz with open arms.

Thanks for the /cuteboys/ salt, BO.


 No.194387

File: 5c4e14ab021648a⋯.jpg (130.3 KB, 613x1024, 613:1024, 1439626086464.jpg)

>>194377

>nothing changed when Turnbull replaced Abbott

faggot marriage

signing the paris accord

axing the green army

increasing immigration


 No.194393

>>194358

big tone would've gotten replaced either way

PM's are just the puppets of whatever party they come from

if turnbull had been against those things he wouldn't have gotten the spot


 No.194396


 No.194397

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify


 No.194401

File: 5f3718c791154f6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 571.3 KB, 682x519, 682:519, Pronechen.jpg)


 No.194414

File: 60f42e58eee378a⋯.webm (6.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bud.webm)

>tfw neet accent


 No.194415

>>194414

Noice. The neet accent is real. Last time I got a haircut, the hairdresser asked where my accent is from.


 No.194416

File: 27d43e215eee51e⋯.jpg (286.21 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1491230714305.jpg)

>>194415

>hairdresser

PRO-TIP: Go to a barber

He was cool with me being a NEET and he said as long as I got up early in the morning it was cool

>tfw we're actually a separate race from normies


 No.194417

File: 906aefbe217ca9b⋯.jpeg (230.21 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DK9K3ozUEAAfgRQ.jpeg)

Is anyone here from Perth?

What suburbs should I avoid if I don't want my car torched by Sudanese?

>inb4 fuck off we're full I'm from brisbane originally


 No.194420

>>194419

What'd you do anon?


 No.194421

>>194420

Sorry mate I deleted the post and redid it on the other place, the whole story is over there as well.


 No.194422

>>194421

I don't go to that place, explain it here


 No.194423

File: 56501204dfca587⋯.png (99.94 KB, 1655x669, 1655:669, aaaa.png)

>>194422

Have a shitty collage


 No.194424

>>194423

Thank you for your service anon


 No.194425

>>194423

>shared ownership

better start saving hard to finance your own home just in case things go tits up with your mate


 No.194426

>>194423

good job bro

it distresses me that it looks like to get a gf the only place is at parties

i fucking hate parties


 No.194427

>>194417

Don't go to Armadale

No Sudanese but many abos


 No.194428

>>194423

>>194426

I think an important lesson to come out of anon's story is that sometimes shit just comes to you in time without any real hard effort

sometimes fretting about >tfw no gf does us more harm then good


 No.194429

/cuteboys/ niggers please leave


 No.194430

>>194428

The other important lesson is that it's easy to trip and fall into being a normie wageslave. Stay vigilant, neets. You might be next.


 No.194431

>>194430

but i already have the addictive personality and crippling depression

is it too late for me?


 No.194432

>>194428

>fretting about >tfw no gf does us more harm then good

yes i already know this but even when girls come into my radar i'm too slow

girls seem to give you about 2 weeks before they give up on you ever asking them out and go for another guy

i swear at tafe like 4 girls showed interest in me but i was too slow, now 3 of them have bf's

i'm also guessing they met their bf's at parties while drinking

also nofap increases the gf feels by 100x


 No.194434

i called a suicide hotline yesterday. the bitch told me the call wasn't recorded and that i could 'trust her' to keep it private. me being an idiot believed her. later that the day i found out she fucking recorded the call and called the cops on me. the cops came to my house and fucking interrogated me, then my parents yelled at me for being suicidal. the cops were obviously looking for a reason to arrest me and put me in an insane asylum.

so learn from my mistake, if you are feeling depressed or suicidal, DON'T TELL ANYBODY. keep your mouth shut and pretend you're fine. nobody cares, and nobody will help you.


 No.194436

>>194434

Wow, that's fucked. I'm sorry you had to go through that.


 No.194437

>>194434

wasn't that part of your plan to get on the dsp?


 No.194438

>>194432

>girls seem to give you about 2 weeks before they give up on you ever asking them out

Gotta strike while the iron is hot. Girls have a never ending queue of potential suitors thanks to Tinder. Alternatively, embrace celibacy. You're probably not missing out on much.


 No.194439

File: 25c142a3202e73e⋯.jpg (80.31 KB, 408x413, 408:413, margot-robbie-600658.jpg)

>>194434

damn that sucks mate. uncle dan has the medicine you need, just don't get drunk only buzzed

>>194438

forgot to add i don't do any online shit, not even kikebook

big disadvantage. i bet 90% of couples make the initial contact on kikebook these days

also no sex before marriage for me, i'm after the emotional outlet and also not being hopelessly alone


 No.194441

>>194434

That's why you only masturbate when calling lifeline


 No.194443

>>194434

Give us a call Circle. I won't call the pigs on you.


 No.194444

File: 0a6f8099802ee36⋯.jpg (172.98 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 0a6f8099802ee36c225a5525eb….jpg)


 No.194445

File: 6a7d349274b00cd⋯.jpg (24.88 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 829097c95c7223186e0d325dc6….jpg)


 No.194450

File: 13f08f2ec71d805⋯.jpeg (56.59 KB, 1015x571, 1015:571, 7c9137dbfab19b1e212b686b5….jpeg)

>dan price matched out of stock aldi beer without even checking because the computer was too slow

does this man ever let you down?


 No.194452

>>194450

Our livers will let us down before He ever does.


 No.194458

File: aa50177eafe0f82⋯.jpg (158.54 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 29092539_1848947175127524_….jpg)

Based BO


 No.194463

>>194458

we don't like degenerates here either bucko


 No.194464

File: 3055311764598f2⋯.jpg (669.88 KB, 1500x1594, 750:797, 1532286677878.jpg)


 No.194465

>>194463

GO back to /cuteboys and ur fag BO


 No.194495

heh


 No.194496

how do you actually gain confidence


 No.194498

>>194496

practice


 No.194499

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpg (175.91 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, 608.jpg)

>>194496

My friend Dan can hook you up with something to help you with your confidence.


 No.194500

File: 6335beb0bd4c1a9⋯.jpg (178.31 KB, 1200x938, 600:469, 6335beb0bd4c1a9b2bbde8f3a8….jpg)

File: 97359a72253cfd2⋯.jpg (332.36 KB, 1200x1546, 600:773, 97359a72253cfd257ae2c44a9f….jpg)

File: cf95a3f1937e33e⋯.jpg (263.01 KB, 1200x937, 1200:937, cf95a3f1937e33ecc1286b21c2….jpg)

File: 2291716a22f1c92⋯.jpg (220.29 KB, 1200x936, 50:39, d2341d4e9d7f85f02b6bf207ff….jpg)

File: ef1d0754596a6db⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1200x960, 5:4, ef1d0754596a6dbfb4220402fb….png)

>>194496

gain competence


 No.194502

File: 89b861b532bf6e6⋯.jpg (102.13 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, FLOW-model.jpg)

>>194496

>>194500

Seconding this. Operate in the flow state and you will gain competence and confidence.


 No.194516

File: ae1359532a61ef3⋯.jpg (43.21 KB, 500x501, 500:501, 1519089231362.jpg)

>get a txt from centrelink that if i don't link my centrelink account to mygov i lose access to online services

fug

mygov is shit


 No.194517

>>194516

You get what you pay for, doll bludgeon.


 No.194518

File: 166d3b59198a99b⋯.jpg (170.46 KB, 736x972, 184:243, 1533418123758.jpg)

>>194516

fugg i found out why

they're clamping down on us

>posting in here dies at the same time they announce these changes

shit, we might have a few dead neets already

the golden age of neetdom is officially over

next it's cashless cards and drug testing


 No.194519

>>194518

monthly drug testing for members of public office when?


 No.194520

I wanna fuck the cenno lady so bad


 No.194521

>>194520

Imagine dating a Cenno lady. She'll withhold your bux if you don't do all your chores.


 No.194522

>>194521

imagine dating max


 No.194523

>>194522

That would be the absolute definition of an abusive relationship.


 No.194524

>>194523

depends on if there's lube involved or not


 No.194525

>>194521

i want a NEET gf


 No.194526

File: 947a70eabcae693⋯.jpg (84.34 KB, 900x720, 5:4, 1498330630449-2.jpg)

>>194525

>tfw no aspie neet gf


 No.194527

File: d9487ab6d42d5dc⋯.jpg (134.46 KB, 500x336, 125:84, evstafiev-family photo.jpg)

>>194525

i want a non-wageslave job and a housewife tbh

FAILED NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.194528

>>194521

I don't care tbh

she's extra thicc and has a cute face


 No.194529

>>194528

but can she cook and clean?


 No.194530

File: 6f05984baefed71⋯.jpg (126.3 KB, 461x1600, 461:1600, c1c.jpg)

>>194528

Post a picture of your definition of "extra thicc", and which branch she works at.


 No.194531

File: fa3eafe1d894176⋯.jpg (82.79 KB, 376x600, 47:75, endme.jpg)


 No.194532


 No.194533

File: af8700a71a8bde3⋯.jpg (31.3 KB, 376x600, 47:75, itsok.jpg)

>>194532

it was just my online account that was suspended not my payments

all sorted now


 No.194534

File: a1b8dc3118484b0⋯.jpg (167.89 KB, 780x982, 390:491, chunny.jpg)

>>194530

pic related is what i mean by extra thicc


 No.194535

>>194534

3D can never be as perfect as 2D.


 No.194539

>>194535

yeah no amount of surgery is going to make a chink look that good


 No.194542

File: 1a575445cd85412⋯.jpg (58.72 KB, 490x519, 490:519, douk.jpg)

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.


 No.194543


 No.194545

File: c53e2723d4e61ac⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 136.03 KB, 719x613, 719:613, john.jpg)


 No.194554

what happens if you post "it's okay to be gay [greens party]" on mosques?


 No.194555

File: ceb31a8389e6c13⋯.jpg (116.56 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 09305457251706098.jpg)

>>194554

You'll be beheaded or stoned most likely


 No.194556

File: adffb6114eb4136⋯.jpg (142.13 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 924189.jpg)

good burgs from woolworths

well worth the price

eat healthy NEETs


 No.194558

>>194556

every day is chicken, salad and aioli for me


 No.194559

>>194556

I prefer the taste of the unhealthy neets


 No.194560

File: 689cb7275eb81c2⋯.webm (1.17 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-skeleton-in….webm)

>waiting for that pivotal moment in your life when everything will turn around and start getting better


 No.194561

>>194560

A car doesn't turn if you don't turn the steering wheel, neet


 No.194562

File: d9ca5d6b69e2baa⋯.jpg (677.65 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, 20181021_145932.jpg)

>tfw smoked last cigar

>tfw smoked it until my lips and fingers started burning


 No.194563

File: 5d069310487f0ed⋯.jpg (32.64 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, aef374ee110cad869453371354….jpg)

I applied for Dan Murphy's for shits and giggles and they offered me a job. What do?


 No.194564

File: 3cd46541bc003a3⋯.jpg (87.72 KB, 600x400, 3:2, neveralone.jpg)

>>194563

live the dream


 No.194565

>>194561

A very poor analogy between mental health and cars my friend


 No.194566

>>194561

poor analogy but it's true m8

shit ain't gonna change on it's own


 No.194567

>>194565

yeah my car right now steers slightly left when the wheel's dead centre then my last shitbox had a dead angle of about 15 from centre

maybe i should go for the dsp


 No.194569

File: b9141ce1c47c617⋯.jpg (167.6 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, pt_cruiser.jpg)

>>194561

>tfw me


 No.194570

>>194567

worth a try m8


 No.194571

>tfw depressed


 No.194572

File: a6b06f0c5e7ed44⋯.jpg (52.03 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 5b70fc6eca6986dfbfa2d6254d….jpg)

>>194571

it'll be okay one day anon


 No.194573

File: 65b68bee8725fc7⋯.jpg (95.54 KB, 770x600, 77:60, Hellmouth.jpg)

>>194572

>it'll be okay one day anon

no it won't be. we'll suffer our entire life and then die and descend into hell and suffer for eternity


 No.194574

>>194573

Haha, silly neet. We're already in hell.


 No.194575

File: 3776b307d7a7d5e⋯.jpg (35.85 KB, 505x567, 505:567, 8a5ad045e26f0e524e0f9327e8….jpg)

>>194574

>alive

>in hell


 No.194576

File: 1a21fd59685b6aa⋯.png (511.49 KB, 640x641, 640:641, ec2c38e5575ed43c34292cc4d8….png)

>>194573

we are going to be ALRIGHT anon

>pic related, it's US in the future


 No.194579

File: 575823c6a0cc053⋯.jpg (161.62 KB, 600x3031, 600:3031, dfbr8.jpg)

>>194576

>pic related, it's US in the future

It'll be more like this.


 No.194582

File: 6f0538201989c34⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1523309483211.webm)

>put my resume in for a car detailer job and dish pig job

>nothing

can't even get bottom of the barrel

i just want to wage now to fill the void


 No.194583

>>194582

Pajeet is emailing them saying that he'll work for $10 per hour. You can't compete. Welcome to Australia in 2018, it's a race to the bottom filled with third world people that have third world ethics.

If you have no experience, only nepotism will save you at this point.


 No.194584

File: 3d1abaf30aebf83⋯.png (1.13 MB, 898x1329, 898:1329, nipya.png)

>>194583

m8 experience is worth exactly jack shit on a resume for a low skill job these days

>got a few years exp doing retail i.e. stacking boxes and being a top bludger

>turns out they want a cert in retail for a retail job

>turns out they're only hiring people who want to be a youtube hero and get themselves in front of a camera

retail used to be pleb work but now you have the whole of whatever shithole you live in fighting for the one box stacking job because the alternative is being dicked around by whatever shitskin manager is in charge for your casual roster in a job where your best will never be good enough while their cousins get a free pass on doing nothing

and here i was growing up in a time where maccas/hjs/kfc used to be a guaranteed job if you could get someone to fill out a form for you, now if you want a stable shit kicking job you have to travel cross country to try and find one


 No.194585

File: f19f11ef07deff5⋯.jpg (32.46 KB, 500x410, 50:41, smug.jpg)

>>194583

>>194584

2 hours after i made that post my employment agency rang me up and said i have an interview on monday for the dish pig job


 No.194586


 No.194587

File: a1b775af4884cb7⋯.png (13.96 KB, 559x276, 559:276, the_neetbux_game.png)

>tfw playing the neetbux game


 No.194588

>>194587

>Job Search Target 9

Nice. How did you get them to lower your target?


 No.194590

>>194588

by being an abo


 No.194592

>>194587

my employment agency said it was 12. we'll see what it resets to

i'm on part time commitment and on the pension card

fucked knees and depression


 No.194593

File: 7de2cb90606da91⋯.jpg (293.12 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 20181027_161626.jpg)

went for a neet cruise

what did you cunts do?


 No.194594

>>194593

drinking at home alone as usual


 No.194596

>>194593

Had a haircut and went to Costco. I got 2.1kg of Nesquik for $17.

Nice picture, whereabouts is that?

>>194594

What are you drinking?


 No.194597

File: 5c8b8dc6fa27244⋯.png (973.48 KB, 744x950, 372:475, 0002838_stanley_shiraz_cab….png)

>>194596

ol' faithful


 No.194598

File: 67ccda7ffff9927⋯.jpg (386.51 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 900.jpg)

oh wait it was sat so i was drinking the fancy stuff


 No.194599

>>194596

>I got 2.1kg of Nesquik for $17.

sounds healthy ;)

>Nice picture, whereabouts is that?

Mt. Alexander

>>194598

haven't tried wheat beer yet. will have to give it a go

weather is finally heating up. might start swimming in a reservoir. i tried the pool last year but the chlorine is fucking horrible


 No.194600

>>194599

>will have to give it a go

i'll save you the trouble and say don't bother unless you like really fruity beers

i like hoegaarden better since it's less fruity and more herbal, and hoegaarden is just as available at dan's


 No.194602

File: a759b7c8529111a⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 801.09 KB, 480x360, 4:3, realization.webm)

I have come to the complete realization that I'm retarded.

The way I have come to realize this is by having a conversation with someone.

Then when my age comes up and I tell them I'm 31 the atmosphere changes.

They look at me completely differently. They look at me as though I'm retarded, which I am.

I am the very definition of retarded. I look 21. Usually when people ask my age I just say 21 now so as not to reveal I'm retarded.

Hell, one time I said I was 21 and this kid said "Woah, really?…" and then I thought to myself "Shit, he caught me out!"

But then he completed the sentence "…you look 17". If you don't mentally develop your mind your body will not develop either.

I'm considering seeing a doctor about this. I should be on the DSP.

>>194600

Cheers for the advise. Yeah I don't like 'hoppy' beer. The only remotely hoppy beer I like is Wild Yak Pacific Ale.


 No.194603

File: c9b471c5f162703⋯.jpg (51.32 KB, 600x600, 1:1, charlies-quencher-lemonade….jpg)

>>194602

nah you're just ageing well because you're barely outdoors kek

i'm in the same boat, people think i'm still fresh out of highschool and i get carded whenever i'm buying booze

>I don't like 'hoppy' beer

yeah nah wheat beers aren't bitter fruity like your citra ipas but more actual fruity like fruit juice with cane sugar

best way i can put it is it's like drinking those charlie's drinks but with some malt, fizz and alcohol which i'd drink over a pilsner in summer anyday


 No.194604

>>194603

retardation

NOUN

The action of delaying or slowing the progress or development of something.

You're retarded too! Mate, I've been called 17 when I'm 31. I'm retarded.

>actual fruity like fruit juice with cane sugar

>like drinking those charlie's drinks

Doesn't sound too good. Best pils I've had is Budvar. You can get it for $50 a carton by waiting.


 No.194605

>>194604

looking young when you're not isn't something to be ashamed of m8, there are people out there who kidnap babies and drink their blood to try and feel young again

first question i usually get asked by coworkers when they get to know me is how my kids are doing and how many i have and when i tell them i don't have any their first reaction is usually a holy shit i thought you were decades older than you are kind of one

yeah wheat beers aren't for people who don't like sweet flavours in their beer but i'm primarily a stout drinker so go figure

if i've got something greasy like hot chips or fried chicken i'd happily drink a pils with it but if i'm just drinking to drink then i tend to go for something with a bit more flavour


 No.194606

>>194605

>feel young

Problem is I don't feel young physically. I feel like shit. I felt psychically 15 until 28 then suddenly it caught up with me and now I feel half dead.

I think it's mostly the weird shit I did to my body when I was into the occult. The whole 'you turn into a wizard if you stay a virgin until 30' is true!


 No.194607

>>194606

don't worry m8, that's just part of growing up

everyone else i knew in my age group is in the same boat but all it is really is that you can always take better care of yourself

cleaning up your diet, waking up early, exercising more, etc. goes a long way when you hit the magic 3-0


 No.194608

File: 48b7a93c0ebf9ed⋯.png (10.77 KB, 211x246, 211:246, what the fug .png)

>this thread is 6 months old


 No.194609

File: 7d68527a38f6a70⋯.png (888.67 KB, 756x715, 756:715, 1443706102204.png)

>>194608

and we're still surviving

What'd you neeties get up to? Managed to go to the gym today for the first time and gonna pick up painting models


 No.194610

>>194609

>painting models

how much per hour?

got some homework done then did some drinking


 No.194611

File: 78b4bd5a1465f8b⋯.jpg (73.7 KB, 508x700, 127:175, face.jpg)

>>194609

>What'd you neeties get up to?

job interview for dish pig. then i found a pile of shitty bikes (like 200+) in a parking lot and took one for a ride

>Managed to go to the gym today for the first time

noice, which gym? are you exec or skele?

>tfw just finished a tafe course in conservation and land management

>tfw find out it's a highly competitive job market with 50+ people applying for every job

so i manage to work up the courage to go to tafe but pick a field where it's a miracle if you get a job

lel. i love how i fuck up my life at every stage


 No.194612

File: 3566f3ce0f76bee⋯.png (191.89 KB, 473x488, 473:488, 1446035988583.png)

>mfw Dan's is closed


 No.194613

File: 728dd3b0aac06f4⋯.jpg (28.77 KB, 450x394, 225:197, Untitled.jpg)

>>194612

Dan's is never closed


 No.194614

>>194613

>tfw didn't get carded by the qt at dan's

gonna make it lads


 No.194616

File: 53904a32b8be5b5⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 415x553, 415:553, 9349820582.jpg)

>>194610

not going to be playing ttg with them so I'll take my sweet ass time and make em look nice

gonna start with table top minis but eventually gonna give anime ones a whack

you paint many models anon?

>>194611

24/7 fitness 15/hr

not the cheapest, I think crunch is but I heard they get pretty over crowded and I don't have any near me and I'm a bit of fattie, nothing no double chin or anything but not something to be happy with

You can make it, might just take a fuck load of luck

shoulda done a construction trade, woulda looked good to employers if you even showed up on time


 No.194617

File: 2b0e20fcd8aa495⋯.jpg (38.14 KB, 305x457, 305:457, 3528tj.jpg)

>tfw i thought i might have had a friend

>she cancels a meeting she setup weeks ago without reason half an hour beforehand

back to being a loner

>>194616

>shoulda done a construction trade

have to get an apprenticeship and because i'm 31 and a skele i'm pretty much fucked. no one will take me

shoulda done horticulture or hospitality and make fucking coffees lol


 No.194618

>>194617

never too late to pick up another course one you get the money together


 No.194619

File: e2e7109b5ff7aa0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.53 MB, 480x360, 4:3, itshappening.webm)

i can sense my impending wageslavedom coming


 No.194620

>>194616

>you paint many models anon?

only ms paint for me m8, but there's some pretty neeto stuff out there to paint from what i've seen

>>194617

if you want a loyal friend you need to learn to raise a dog

don't settle for second best


 No.194621

Brisbane lads what's good up there

>inb4 don't come it's shit

not an option


 No.194622

>>194617

I got a forklift license 4 years ago and havent been able to get a single job with it


 No.194623

>>194602

Just lie about your age dude, I'm 25 but I tell people I'm 18


 No.194626

>>194619

dishwashing is pretty comfy tbh


 No.194627

>>194622

have you actually applied for any jobs?


 No.194628

File: e6f71d99ebaf746⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 450x468, 25:26, 22025718.jpg)

>>194622

number one thing you need for any job is a normie card

>>194623

if i tell enough people i'm 21 then i might actually become 21 again. MAGIC!

>>194626

being constantly in the vicinity of people and expected to make small talk. not so comfy

>>194627

that would help wouldn't it aye ;)tima

WEEK 1 NOFAP


 No.194629

>>194628

>being constantly in the vicinity of people and expected to make small talk. not so comfy

it's even worse when none of them speak english


 No.194630

File: b314973d5985d86⋯.jpg (181.76 KB, 1600x1070, 160:107, comfy_bird.jpg)

>tfw not comfy

anyone comfy? i suppose 28 years of comfy is a good run


 No.194631

>>194630

that's a comfy looking chook m8

nah when you come to a zen in living almost everything becomes comfy


 No.194632

File: a72a490f74aaf4c⋯.gif (72.74 KB, 266x176, 133:88, dancing revenant.gif)

Anybody here play Doom?


 No.194633

>>194632

irl, yeah


 No.194634

File: 3e4c3f61ad3a180⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, NormieCup.webm)

>>194631

>zen

does your zen involve chinese cartoons, gaymes, fapping and trips to dan's?

>>194632

>tfw never finished doom

fuck it's a long game

>>194633

DSP = IDDQD

what are you cunts doing for NormieCup? i'm going on Ale on Rails with my parents which is $110 a head. probably going to be a boomer fest. maybe i can find my own compartment and lock myself in there ;)


 No.194635

>>194634

>does your zen involve chinese cartoons, gaymes, fapping and trips to dan's?

welcome back asioneet

i forgot the horse thing was on but whatever i'll be doing that day will most likely involve alcohol


 No.194637

>>193997

>>193997

do you live near strathfield?


 No.194638

File: 340fa8e144bb3aa⋯.jpg (133.43 KB, 1334x1334, 1:1, 9f3d47ddfb85d22040c0a15d4f….jpg)

>tfw bet on runaway

NEARLY CUNT


 No.194639

File: cbb102298c30c19⋯.jpg (181.84 KB, 1440x1291, 1440:1291, 31bdfdb207de55424b15c6f8c4….jpg)

>>194638

>tfw bet on The Cliffsofmoher


 No.194646

File: 8ec89ec0f77644a⋯.jpg (141.91 KB, 500x372, 125:93, 500_F_138632355_HoG1hs7cH1….jpg)

nice weather increases >tfw no gf


 No.194647

File: 15c604601f35fb5⋯.mp4 (5.55 MB, 400x224, 25:14, Good Luck Taliban.mp4)


 No.194648

>>194647

can't wait for the nips to btfo us with their idol brigade


 No.194650

>>194647

thank god we have both men AND women committing war crimes in the middle east


 No.194651

File: 47df462eedb9a97⋯.webm (3.78 MB, 400x400, 1:1, mtv.webm)

>tfw you lived your teens through the '00s and not the '90s

no computers

no phones

golden age of games

music, movies and tv weren't utter trash

cars didn't look like space shuttles

the economy wasn't nuked

fags couldn't marry

fashion was chill


 No.194652

File: 42435561d0fd129⋯.jpg (153.25 KB, 1018x768, 509:384, 1018px-Fiat_Multipla_silve….JPG)

>>194651

>no computers

boy i sure liked having to go to the post office for everything

>no phones

phones peaked with the 3315

>golden age of games

debatable, online multiplayer vidya only got better since but single player hasn't gotten any better past the 00's

>music, movies and tv

they were trash but unapologetic about anything meaning it was honest trash

>cars didn't look like space shuttles

pic related

>economy wasn't nuked

it was dying a slow death

>fags, fashion

yeah nah


 No.194653

File: 1208637fa01742a⋯.jpg (27.67 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 2f7.jpg)

>tfw this false burst of happiness is only the calm before the storm

i walked around town and managed to get one girl to smile at me

not sure if she was attracted or laughing at me really

i'm on a path to self destruction

>>194652

>boy i sure liked having to go to the post office for everything

the disadvantages outweigh the advantages

>online multiplayer

always cancer

>pic related

going out of your way to find an exception to the rule


 No.194654

>>194653

you are not utilizing the internet enough if you only use it for email


 No.194655

File: 6181acbd2539640⋯.jpg (149.49 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 1024px-2008-10-05_Red_Plym….jpg)

>>194653

>exception

m8… there's good and bad like with any decade


 No.194657

File: a5baad5725c291e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.44 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1516981112686.jpg)

File: 680e6e5a63d6e4d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.43 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1516981112686.jpg)

File: b57239acaa7deac⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.44 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1516981112686.jpg)

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 No.194658


 No.194659

>>194658

i just finished a tafe course and was interacting with people and feeling normal again but now that it's over i have nothing again

shit, there may have even been gf potential (although this could've been all in my head)

i didn't even get the dish pig job that one other person applied for because i 'robot'd out'

i have enthusiasm for nothing


 No.194660

>>194659

m8 you just gotta stick to your guns

it'll happen one day when you make it happen


 No.194661

>>194659

hit the maybe gf up


 No.194662

File: 7c1b30bb4854809⋯.png (412.84 KB, 599x624, 599:624, b1ea6ee4a9195a2da8d8228596….png)

>>194647

Still less pozzed than the British Army, most recent ad campaign targeted trannies, mulims and fags.


 No.194663

File: 455726731f14e53⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 365.83 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, willow.jpg)

>tfw i dreamt i had a gf last night

>>194660

yeah, i can only keep an upbeat mode for so long until i crash ;(

>>194661

they have bf's now


 No.194664

File: 273b04d4148eb08⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1531726418022.jpg)

>>194663

one day your time will come anon


 No.194666

File: 4520b381dc0180c⋯.png (133.36 KB, 620x369, 620:369, Untitled.png)

>have dream

>i'm sitting on a stone wall outside a private school

>a bunch of girls come up and surround me

>one girl sits on the wall next to me

>she puts her arm around me and says "friend"

>i put my arm around her and touch the side of her boob


 No.194668

>>194666

i don't get it


 No.194671

File: 2d3b9716e139d6a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 61.08 KB, 255x220, 51:44, 1465538530559.png)


 No.194673

>tfw allowed to talk about jews here


 No.194675

>>194671

life is for living dum dum

>>194673

where can't you talk about the jews?


 No.194676

File: 1accccd22ca627a⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 480x360, 4:3, dvar.webm)

>drinking whisky at 7:30 in the morn


 No.194678

>>194676

nothing to say you can't m8


 No.194679

File: baf6d1fa87a3c10⋯.mp4 (96.01 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Congratulations.mp4)

>>194678

thanks for the advice dan


 No.194680

File: c55bab9cbc9c8d0⋯.png (132.09 KB, 294x209, 294:209, 1494275717012.png)

i'm going outside today


 No.194682

>>194680

You got this anon


 No.194683

Lots of weird flags here


 No.194684

>>194683

m8 we are a peaceful and tolerant nation


 No.194696

File: 1b5e8b8ea678525⋯.mp4 (10.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 9mm.mp4)

>melbourneistan mudslime knife attack happens

>sapol begs sa citizens to act if anything like that happens

>still don't want to give back gun ownership rights and give citizens something like castle doctrine

fucking hell m80s, what's the point of having leo's if they can't even do the le part


 No.194697

File: 25d8d9f3be8715f⋯.webm (509.44 KB, 500x625, 4:5, 1542190284078.webm)

>internet tanks when schools out


 No.194698

>>194696

>sapol begs sa citizens to act if anything like that happens

source?


 No.194699

File: 976b31b209faa07⋯.png (170.29 KB, 1905x2559, 635:853, Screen Shot.png)


 No.194700

File: 841b150c2763645⋯.jpg (256.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, DSC_2155.jpg)

what you guys up to? just having lunch with my gf


 No.194701

>>194700

noice

going to cut up some meatwurst in a bit


 No.194702

File: f3a862f7e2ec093⋯.jpg (102.55 KB, 507x606, 169:202, helmetbasedv.jpg)

>tfw just developed Cubital Tunnel Syndrome


 No.194703

>>194702

I find that leaning on my elbow flares up my ulnar nerve and gives me numbness in my little finger.


 No.194705

File: 9013a818879efe3⋯.webm (2.58 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-sad-sick-ho….webm)

>>194703

>it's not going away

fug, will have to go see a doc


 No.194706

Nigger.


 No.194707

dafuq does it say US? My node is in fucking singapore or some shit.


 No.194713

File: 27c73d3d152a463⋯.jpg (54.2 KB, 468x577, 468:577, 1439845521750.jpg)

>>194707

whatever this site uses to determine location via ip is fucked


 No.194714

>>194713

or your data is really going through a us proxy

shit's fucked m80


 No.194716

we are new /int/


 No.194717

File: 0e97ce112beb38a⋯.png (58 KB, 256x256, 1:1, thinking-face.png)

>>194714

so what you're saying is that traffic to and from 8ch could be being re-routed?


 No.194718

>>194717

why not?


 No.194734

>>194717

just run a program like CountryTraceRoute it will show you your connection hops


 No.194736

File: fa1e8c61241aaf2⋯.jpg (161.82 KB, 673x432, 673:432, necksnap.jpg)

dead thread dead board go to sleep cunts


 No.194737

>>194735

last time I joined that niggas were talking about honeypots and CP

don't trust like that man


 No.194739

File: 643eead537af13b⋯.jpg (84.58 KB, 720x720, 1:1, boulder opal split has a b….jpg)

>>194736

a meta thread would liven things up


 No.194741

>>194739

i've moved over to >>>/doomer/


 No.194742

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>visit dan's to check their christmas specials

>whisky is barely marked down

>ardbeg/laphroig 10 still around $100

>chivas 12 still around $50

>lagavullin 16 got the biggest discount ($100 <- $120) but none left on the shelves

country's fucked m80s, game over


 No.194743

File: 359e0bf710d2457⋯.jpg (182.07 KB, 1360x622, 680:311, 20.jpg)

>>194742

merry christmas mate


 No.194747

>>194743

sure wasn't 20% off when i went there yesterday


 No.194748

File: bd4f6b15bce78c2⋯.jpg (159.58 KB, 666x666, 1:1, bd4.jpg)

>fc

>nsw, act, qld


 No.194750

>>194747

it's first choice mate

>>194748

applies to all states mate


 No.194751

>>194750

yeah righto, some pretty good deals but

>laphroaig 10

>$88

>when ardbeg 10 is $72

what a joke


 No.194752

File: 7772df2c771bc9a⋯.gif (29.12 KB, 147x116, 147:116, awbb.gif)

i think it's my only choice


 No.194753

what are we doing for chrissy and new years lads?


 No.194754

File: db016920f4b0661⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.24 KB, 630x354, 105:59, 1455270252323.jpg)


 No.194755

>>194753

hopefully (probably) drinking alone in my room as usual

been a shitshow of a year for me


 No.194762

File: f43efd09a6c126b⋯.png (5.71 KB, 503x173, 503:173, fugg.png)

>kill me


 No.194763

File: e72e0d82001d912⋯.jpg (66.56 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, SHY.jpg)

>>194762

>global warming isn't re-

have you taken the greenpill yet?


 No.194764

>>194763

global warming is real

but it's not real because of mankind, it's real because it's real


 No.194765

merry christmas anons

hope you can have a good chrissy


 No.194766

>>194765

thanks asioneet

got myself a bottle of whisky


 No.194769

File: 231e218fa52566d⋯.jpg (114.65 KB, 800x577, 800:577, EurekaDoudietSwearingAlleg….jpg)

>>194696

If this is the average aim of the coppers then I think it's time we formed a militia and took this country back.


 No.194770

>>194769

wfd militia when?


 No.194771

File: 5436b7e4e174592⋯.jpg (201.47 KB, 1024x741, 1024:741, Tom_Roberts_Bailed_up.jpg)

>>194770

I am seriously considering taking up arms and forming a nomadic gang. Horses and swags.


 No.194782


 No.194793

BUM RASH

You lazy cunts




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