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File: 30383f8cd6b2622⋯.jpg (141.42 KB, 1149x832, 1149:832, nugs.jpg)

 No.194781

OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

 No.194783

can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out the race war is on


 No.194784

File: c8360327b7df782⋯.jpg (42.18 KB, 390x656, 195:328, new years eve.jpg)


 No.194786

>>194783

You're in luck… if you believe tabloid journalism.

'This is war': Vietnamese vigilantes vow revenge on Sudanese gangs in Melbourne

>"There will be huge conflict. We need to take action."

>That's the ominous warning from a masked Vietnamese teenager.

>He's among many in his Melbourne community who've vowed revenge on the Sudanese after a string of brazen daylight assaults at shopping strips.

>In a bombshell interview set to air on A Current Affair tonight, the young man reveals what's led to the escalating tensions between the two minority groups in the suburbs.

>"We must mass protest right now, and band together and hurt any African youths in our way," he tells A Current Affair from a secret location in the city's north-west.

>A Current Affair will tonight also air exclusive vision of vicious assaults on the shopping strips which have stoked ethnic tensions.

>Anger between minority groups has been escalating steadily in recent months, with violence repeatedly erupting in St Albans and at St Kilda and Chelsea beach.

>Terrified locals, like Linda, fear they'll be caught in the crossfire.

>"This is a race war and I've never seen it this bad," the Woolworths worker will tell A Current Affair tonight.

>It comes as Victoria Police confirm the existence of a new gang in Melbourne, known as the Blood Drill Killers.

>Several young members of the BDK were thought to be involved in recent brawls in St Albans.

>Some of the exclusive vision obtained by A Current Affair is understood to show one of the Blood Drill Killer gang's vicious assaults.

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/12/31/14/15/vietnamese-sudanese-race-war-conflict-melbourne-gang-blood-drill-killers

https://archive.ph/Cbx3l


 No.194788

>>194786

yeah i was counting on that to blow up during nye parties but nah

whoever's naming these new golliwog guilds makes me miss ape-x already


 No.194789

>>194786

god I wish


 No.194790

File: c8f208cf0f13d4b⋯.jpg (248.57 KB, 820x565, 164:113, kook.jpg)

came across a 14minute recording of ambient sounds during a storm in new zealand

now i'm wondering what different areas in australia sound like


 No.194791

>>194790

over here you can hear the birds getting chirpier whenever there's some rain


 No.194792

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, friend.webm)


 No.194794

>>194792

>dan's

>friend

>after those abysmal christmas sales

move over dan, first choice is my new best friend now


 No.194795

File: 0390d365421105c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 540.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, deathdan.webm)

>>194794

>not just price matching first choice

traitor


 No.194797

>>194795

m8 if i was able to put in that much effort into poisoning myself would i still be unemployed?


 No.194798

File: 5418359b0d17d90⋯.png (15.42 KB, 630x200, 63:20, g3768.png)

>poison

i think you mean medicine mate


 No.194801

>>194798

>not acknowledging the custodial owners of the land

the scientific term for it is dreamtime juice you biggot


 No.194802

>>194801

that's caltex mate


 No.194803

>>194802

all roads lead to rome


 No.194804

>>194803

No they don't


 No.194805

>>194804

name one


 No.194808

File: 6b0a95738c5202d⋯.jpg (70.44 KB, 770x760, 77:76, 1477682066782.jpg)


 No.194810

File: 8bb9777a0616ef6⋯.jpg (126.09 KB, 634x605, 634:605, gyles.jpg)

who is this Dan and why should I put my faith in him?


 No.194812

File: db933e0bc510d58⋯.png (91.23 KB, 724x354, 362:177, Untitled.png)

>>194810

>who is this Dan

Dan the Medicine Man

>and why should I put my faith in him?

because he's Irish


 No.194836

>>194812

hope he's got a cure for how badly his whisky sales sucked


 No.194841

>>194836

my mate works at dan's and he said there's gonna be a big whisky sale next month


 No.194842

>>194841

we got a man on the inside


 No.194846

I have 2 goals this year: Make enough money to move out of my bogan scum parents house and live alone, and lose my virginity. I have no idea how to achieve either.


 No.194848


 No.194849

>>194846

hope you get there m8


 No.194850

>>194849

Thanks m8


 No.194852

>>194846

you got this man

remember that gfs and chicks aren't everything though

Having hobbies and independence will do more for you in the long run then gf/chicks will.

I started gym a few months ago and even though I don't enjoy it a huge amount the fact that I'm even going makes me happy that I've managed to get to this point and all the sorts of little improvements I see feel good.


 No.194857

>>194846

>I have no idea how to achieve either.

if you're a neet you literally cannot fuck this up by doing anything except doing nothing about it

good luck m80


 No.194869

Join the /aus/ discord

https://discord.gg/YjmTdz


 No.194870

File: f3117286d18c4fa⋯.jpg (24.63 KB, 343x495, 343:495, 1494988027388.jpg)

>>194869

>discord


 No.194874

>>194869

>Discord

I bet you use Windows 10.


 No.194878

File: 67ac6932e21cd7d⋯.jpg (69.07 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 20190113.jpg)

>>194874

Win7 Home Edition


 No.194879

>>194878

>home

literally why


 No.194882

>>194878

You should upgrade to Windows 10 seeing as you don't care about your privacy. Discord is shady.


 No.194884

File: b4c33fc0bd73899⋯.webm (3.09 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-a-man-in-a-….webm)

>7 in the morn

> 5.2MB/sec

woah


 No.194885

inside my room is shit

but outside my room is shit as well

what do lads?


 No.194886

>>194885

Stop shitting everywhere?


 No.194888

File: 6cc0f62b0da2854⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-business-pa….webm)

>>194885

get a job


 No.194889

>>194888

shit I can't argue with those trips


 No.194900

File: 83d8bdf96efcbe7⋯.jpg (142.61 KB, 1024x839, 1024:839, 1542298094204.jpg)

>third med cert about to expire

This is it boys.


 No.194901

>>194900

>2019

>not being on the dsp

had it comming tbqh


 No.194902


 No.194903

>>194900

what hapens after the third?


 No.194904

requiscat in piece medcertneet


 No.194906

>>194903

Centrelink doesn't usually accept more than 3x3months worth of med certs from just a GP.

Pretty sure you can get more from a specialist but that's a lot more effort than a lot of neets are willing to go through.


 No.194907

>>194906

OK, i am just about to hand in my second


 No.194908

Why the fuck is KFC so expensive? And why don't they open until 10AM?


 No.194911

>>194908

Red Rooster is the true dole bludger food.


 No.194912

>>194911

>red rooster

>on neetbux

lol

their mash and gravy balls are tops tho


 No.194913

>>194911

From my experience Maccas is the cheapest of them all, but also the worst tasting. I like Red Rooster but they also don't open till 10 AM. What am I supposed to do for breakfast?


 No.194914

>>194913

why are you getting up so early? got a job to go to? dan murphy's is open if you need a quick liquid breakfast


 No.194915

File: aa739743e74ce7b⋯.jpg (7.22 KB, 288x293, 288:293, aa739743e74ce7b380e81ff92c….jpg)

>>194912

they took them out in my area!!


 No.194916

>>194914

one bottle a day keeps the employers away

>>194915

worse than somalia tbh


 No.194924

>>194914

Because my parents are noisy and I can't sleep during the day with their racket.


 No.194928

>>194924

retired parents aye? welcome to hell


 No.194938

File: cfb04481d987faf⋯.jpg (49.93 KB, 811x670, 811:670, deep-sleep.jpg)

>payment suspended


 No.194939

Any unlucky neets among us been put on a cashless debit card yet?

It's going to fucking suck when they roll it out nationwide.


 No.194940

>>194938

are you the medcert neet?


 No.194941

File: bd2c5cea8ac7f2b⋯.jpg (315.96 KB, 1500x1902, 250:317, restored.jpg)

>>194940

no

i was testing how far i could go without doing anything

managed to only to skip one month which is disappointing

i have 1 demerit point and am now in the warning zone :o


 No.194943

>>194941

so when do you get all ur points back?


 No.194944

>>194943

points last for 6 months, get 5 at one time and you're fucked


 No.194949

File: aaa0901e6bc1d72⋯.jpg (69.79 KB, 1752x300, 146:25, justsaywhen.jpg)


 No.194957

File: 41fe2f9cdc7c061⋯.png (2.84 KB, 303x82, 303:82, wipes sweat off brow.png)

I've been out of the "job-searching" game for a while now.

On the jobactive website has this Upload Evidence button always been here?

Do I actually need to upload actual evidence of me ""applying"" for jobs?

In the past I just filled in the details of the job that I """applied""" for without any proof.

Can any of my fellow """"job seekers"""" help me out?


 No.194966

>>194949

>order some goon for home delivery

>it's been nearly 2 hours

>see a pajeet outside shitting in the gutter

>he goes back to his car and gets out a box of goon and start walking towards my door

Never again.

Jokes aside, they use Sherpa for deliveries. So if you have access to a car and ever want to make some pocket money, you can work for Dan delivering drinks to your fellow neets.


 No.194970

File: 4eb5d82f1694657⋯.jpg (700.27 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, express.jpg)

>>194957

nah you don't need to

>>194966

>doesn't operate in my town

damn, i woulda chucked my resume in


 No.194971

File: ccd501fc9481bb8⋯.jpg (269.18 KB, 648x1088, 81:136, dan murphy vs abbos vs flo….jpg)


 No.194973


 No.194974

>>194971

honestly good riddance to em


 No.194975

>>194971

>Dan himself rose from the grave, beat them to death and dumped their bodies in a stormwater drain

Don't steal from Dan.


 No.194987

File: 53904a32b8be5b5⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 415x553, 415:553, 9349820582.jpg)

how are we holding up lads?

been going to the gym for a solid couple of months now and I don't regret it

been working on that self improvement shit and it's not been bad


 No.194989

>>194975

but if taxation is theft and all alcohol gets taxed why isn't dan curb stomping the gov?

>>194987

got myself a job


 No.194991

>>194989

where at?

did you awaken your inner chad?


 No.194992

jew


 No.194993

>>194991

>where at

a mum and pop shop

>did you awaken your inner chad

yeah nah i'm that retard who's always messing something up


 No.194994

File: db7cae8e3a13c21⋯.jpeg (79.73 KB, 788x443, 788:443, Over 20 swastika symbols ….jpeg)

>>194992

don't remind me

during the holidays some younger relatives mentioned watching schindler's list for school


 No.194995

I had a job capacity assessment for the DSP last Thursday.


 No.194998

>>194994

>random edgelord graffitis swastikas everywhere

>media calls it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

It boggles the fucking mind.


 No.194999

>>194998

>jews call it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

I mean what else did you expect


 No.195000

>>194995

sounds like work m8

>>194999

someone calling it another holocaust


 No.195001

>>194995

Yeah I had one of those in December, I now have to make an app with a Doctor from Sonic Healthplus for a Disability Medical Assessment


 No.195002

>>194995

>>195001

are you guys applying for the dsp because you're physically fucked or is it just primarly mental fuckupdry?


 No.195003

>>195002

I'm on the autism spectrum

>>195001

Hopefully I scored at least 20 points on the mental health impairment table


 No.195012

>>195002

na I'm just fucked up in the head


 No.195013

Please respond


 No.195014


 No.195017

File: 696ae3ed64cb92b⋯.mp4 (2.16 MB, 600x316, 150:79, stock-footage-water-crisis….mp4)

>>194841

>big whisky sale

is this shit happening or what?


 No.195018

>>195017

I lied.

But, there's only two weeks until the new My Dan Murphy's offers for March.


 No.195041

>>195003

just got told the company that cenno gets to do the Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno, so now I just have to wait to hear what decision they have made, I'm guessing a couple of weeks maybe


 No.195046

File: ee2cbdf294ee8cd⋯.jpg (100.28 KB, 800x531, 800:531, prayer.jpg)

>>195041

praying for your entry into paradise neeto


 No.195047

>>195041

Good luck. As for me, I'm still waiting to see how the job capacity assessment went.


 No.195060

File: 921ab118d37a7b7⋯.png (30.48 KB, 350x175, 2:1, 193ba4d6-aaa6-4841-be1d-1a….png)

File: e33455131ac0bc7⋯.jpeg (354.2 KB, 1220x836, 305:209, image-tools.php.jpeg)

any of you depressed neet cunts want to go to the Bendigo Craft Beer Festival?

if you're a tight neet i'll pay for it and the train ride

we can shitpost dan memes IRL

(i don't even like poofter hipster craft beer but i'm sick of being bored and alone)


 No.195061

>>195060

>craft beer

sounds like water with hops


 No.195062

File: 1219164cf04db9b⋯.jpg (34.31 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_inline_ns0skwP3nf1t….jpg)

what's the best way to piss off normies? I already habitually piss/shit on public toilet floors and litter every chance I get but I want to step it up. I just want to watch the world burn.


 No.195063

>>195062

>tumblr


 No.195064

File: f37829f5631c1ef⋯.jpg (106.7 KB, 900x900, 1:1, tumblr_sdhshhs4g.jpg)

>>195063

fuck off faggot


 No.195065

>>195064

why don't you go write yaoi fanfictions faggot


 No.195066

my life is really bad


 No.195067

File: 24f01f041a4766a⋯.png (260.83 KB, 535x535, 1:1, 2k5kqf55bh021.png)

>>195066

Embrace it.


 No.195068

File: f9e4f9a90fca172⋯.jpg (148.65 KB, 900x675, 4:3, ethiopian-orthodox-monk.jpg)

>>195067

i can't keep going on like this

something needs to be done


 No.195094

>>195067

Me IRL except the monastery part


 No.195101

I've been doing this gym shit but my diet is still all kinds of fucked and I can't stop drinking mountain dew.

Lost about 3-4 kg in 3 months. Kill me lads


 No.195102

Are there any NEETs here in rural areas? I want to go back and live somewhere in WA or even NT where property is still cheap, just want to be someplace where I'll be left alone.


 No.195107

File: 3de7455bc7e6495⋯.jpg (310.25 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1550838689923.jpg)

It's a start which is what matters

You've made the choice and it's going to lead to all sorts of gains from here on out

I'm doing the same and I think the most important thing is to a) track/measure what you're eating with some sort of app - personally recommend cronometre because it tracks micronutrients or easydietdiary which is aussie

Once you realize really how much you're actually eating it makes it a bit easier to say no

b) Make eating good as easy as possible, junk food wins out generally when you're tired because it's obviously more convenient but if you say pick one day out of the week to prepare good food it's a lot easier to say no to take out

Even then personally I don't do that much often and instead sticking to finding high protein easy foods like cans of tuna or high prot yougurt or packeted ham


 No.195108

File: 031609e1e54c1aa⋯.jpeg (49.33 KB, 857x1018, 857:1018, Lorraine Bracco.jpeg)

>have mi goreng a few times a week

>bretty gud

>go shopping earlier

>see satay flavor, check it over completely if it say's spicy at all because I hate spice and I'm the biggest little bitch about going near it

>always toss the chilli sauce with normal mi goreng

>buy the satay flavor

>just cooked one packet of it, the red oil looks suss so I chuck it but use everything else

>it's like eating molten lava in form of noodles

>still eat it because fuck it

How has your night been going, m8s?


 No.195111

>>195108

went on a long drive across town because someone decided they wanted to visit at 7pm

scenic as fuark


 No.195115

>>195102

I used to live in Gippsland


 No.195117

>>195115

You did not you lying cunt


 No.195123

>>195111

heh

a couple of days ago i had to leave the house because my parents invited these dodgy travelling tree loppers into our yard

drove down to the river and watched a big fish from the bridge and walked around in the river for a bit

was quite nice


 No.195126

bought a bottle Auchentoshan from Uncie Dan's price matched to BWS (nice)

read some reviews and it might taste like shit (fuck)

at least i won't be drinking it alone (woah)


 No.195127

just got some sun in the backyard, feeling healthier

vitamin D deficiency could be very real NEETies


 No.195128

notice me tracey senpai


 No.195136

File: 935c6b97bede5a7⋯.jpg (15 KB, 280x373, 280:373, 1550529633012.jpg)


 No.195137

>>195136 > >>195126

>bought a bottle Auchentoshan from Uncie Dan's

<for 54 buckos

<still unopened

anything worth returning my current bottle for?

not really in the mood to spend $80+


 No.195138

File: a071493ccbdba9c⋯.png (71.54 KB, 559x691, 559:691, whyarragay.png)


 No.195140

I'm flying to Thailand in a week m8s


 No.195142

>>194869

I joined this server but now I'm not in it anymore you fucking faggots, did you kick anybody?


 No.195145

>>195140

enjoy your little boys


 No.195150


 No.195151

>>195117

I did so


 No.195156

Can anyone give me a SPECIFIC list of diseases/illnesses you can be diagnosed with and guaranteed to get DSP?


 No.195157

File: acde1dcf0354737⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.4 KB, 86x137, 86:137, images.png)

>>195156

obesity


 No.195158

File: ec6d5dd83fbdb65⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 5.09 KB, 146x146, 1:1, images.jpeg)

>>195156

alcoholism


 No.195159

File: d12aab6530126c5⋯.jpeg (2.92 KB, 139x93, 139:93, images.jpeg)

>>195156

juicy eyes


 No.195160

>>195157

>>195158

>>195159

Go fuck yourself you worthless shitposting faggots. God I hate Australians so much.


 No.195161

>>195156

be 100 percent blind


 No.195162

>>195156

really any sort of terminal illness


 No.195163

So, did you all get blocked from 8chan or what?


 No.195164

>>195163

Nah, the feds are definitely watching our shitposts though


 No.195165

>>195164

Imagine being paid to read and catalogue shitposts all day. Dream job for some, nightmare for others.


 No.195166

File: d8c2867b68b3dab⋯.mp4 (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, navy_seal.mp4)

>>195164

That's a relief! This place wouldn't be the same without the #1 shitposters. Take care cunts!

>>195165

Sounds like a hassle tbh. Now, if they'd pay me to shitpost, that'd be something else…


 No.195179

test post


 No.195184

>>195163

8ch is now DNS blocked by Telstra (Australia's largest ISP) and TPG.


 No.195187

File: 1fcd963b20f81ab⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.84 MB, 500x282, 250:141, KsbnwAE.gif)

this joint is now officially spoopy


 No.195190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.195191

>>194781

Testing


 No.195192

>>195191

yes lads back in business


 No.195193

>>195192

Welcome back.


 No.195195

>tfw comfy dead board

too much drama on the other board


 No.195197

>>195195

Yeah. It's ridiculous what a wretched uptight faggot the BO is.


 No.195199

>>195195

yeah we might settle in here i think


 No.195200

I'm thinking about having a wank


 No.195201

>>195200

If you do, I'll have one with you


 No.195202

>back from Dans, wasn't going to drink today but that other board put me in a bad mood


 No.195203

>>195202

Will you be having a goon?


 No.195204

>>195202

what did you get?


 No.195205

>>195203

yes

>>195204

3 long necks VB and some jerky


 No.195206

File: 7f24c382e885df5⋯.png (42.41 KB, 1008x459, 112:51, Screenshot_20190319_151915.png)

File: e0ad7bf175d00ea⋯.png (56.59 KB, 681x431, 681:431, Screenshot_20190319_152037.png)

File: de2c21395af4f98⋯.png (158.59 KB, 673x548, 673:548, Screenshot_20190319_151940.png)

File: 09b6f9bd2d07f4f⋯.png (296.44 KB, 678x699, 226:233, Screenshot_20190319_152017.png)

In awe of the size of this lass. Absolute unit.


 No.195207

>>195206

I'd do her


 No.195208

>>195207

After how many beers?


 No.195209

having a soda water


 No.195210


 No.195212

>>195209

Schweppes?


 No.195213

>>195212

Coles Lightly Sparkling - Spring Water


 No.195219

File: 8466e681bb354cb⋯.png (67.43 KB, 256x256, 1:1, img2.thejournal.ie.png)

>>195206

<It is not entirely our job to make you feel good about yourself.

BTFO

>>195041

>>194995

NEED AN UPDATE CUNTZZZ


 No.195220

>>195219

> Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno

As yet I have not heard anything back, and the wait is not helping me at all


 No.195225

>>195219

I'm still waiting to see if I'll get a disability medical assessment


 No.195226

File: 9a6e62957a27f5d⋯.png (37 KB, 737x501, 737:501, Screenshot_20190320_152230.png)

>>195156

Full blown AIDS would probably be the easiest.


 No.195243

>>195226

This is bullshit, I hate how they've made DSP so hard to get now. All this bullshit for only $400 a week. We need basic income in this country.


 No.195244

>>195226

I'm diagnosed with autism and its treated and stabilized. they said i should apply for DSP but i cant be fucked, id rather get a job.


 No.195245

>>195206

god i seriously fucking hate fat people


 No.195246

>>195245

racist


 No.195257

File: f64f992cde99ae9⋯.jpg (43.09 KB, 620x616, 155:154, 2017-03-21_bus_29609236_I1.JPG)

>>195244

i heard you can still get a job and the dsp

go on the dsp and learn a craft

be free man


 No.195261

>>195257

You can work up to 30 hours a fortnight on the DSP but anymore and they don't think you need it


 No.195283

File: 68f5929f753c9f9⋯.jpeg (21.11 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 7c9137dbfab19b1e212b686b5….jpeg)

>>195257

At first I thought that was Dan Murphy.


 No.195284

File: 777339c56dbcdde⋯.png (18.47 KB, 365x365, 1:1, 2018 nsw election d.png)

File: ab2a854596071ac⋯.png (39.42 KB, 615x637, 615:637, 2018 nsw election.png)

when you fucking see it


 No.195289

File: 429ade894bef704⋯.jpg (47.42 KB, 720x706, 360:353, P1EGg6U.jpg)

>>195284

>i didn't see it


 No.195291

File: 42f9629ade56fdb⋯.jpeg (50.98 KB, 559x645, 13:15, dan.jpeg)

>>195283

just went to dan's and got a 6 pack of asahi 500ml cans for $16 price matched with a deal on my woolworths receipt

he never lets you down


 No.195292

>Go to vote

>FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS for sausage sizzle

>Sausage is dry and tiny as fuck

One less thing that keeps me to this world


 No.195295

>>195292

create the '2dollaSNAG party'


 No.195296

>>195295

sure just gonna have to sell like 50 thousand snags to afford the registration fee


 No.195297

>>195292

you can do it outside of dan's


 No.195304

>>195292

Should have voted in an African district


 No.195306

>>195304

It's the NSW state election silly not Victoria


 No.195307

>>195306

Do lebs have big cocks?


 No.195308

>>195307

idk I was always drugged when I came into contact with one


 No.195325

>>195292

>FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS

What the fuck? That is fucking outrageous. The most I have ever paid for a sausage sizzle in my entire life is $2.50. Fucking ripoff bastards.


 No.195326

>>195284

LMAO, nearly all of these parties are either completely batshit insane or have shitty policies.


 No.195338

i'm probably not going to be neet as of tomorrow night


 No.195339

>>195338

what happens then?


 No.195340

>>195339

chinese food delivery


 No.195341

>>195340

better take something to snack on, I reckon the smell from the food will make you hungry


 No.195345

>>195340

are you going to be one of those chinks i see riding on those delivery bikes across town all the time?


 No.195348

>>195338

now that you're becoming a taxpayer, are you still okay with us neets wasting your tax dollars?


 No.195349

File: 2cd8f749ffb3c92⋯.webm (11.92 MB, 854x480, 427:240, I Love Beijing Tiananmen.webm)

>>195341

cars probably going to permanently smell like chinese food

fark

>>195345

no

>>195348

>now that you're becoming a taxpayer

will probably be under the tax threshold for now. i might even fuck this job up and get fired

>are you still okay with us neets wasting your tax dollars?

dans and the kernel aren't a waste, they're neet necessities


 No.195357

>>195219

>>195041

>NEED AN UPDATE CUNTZZZ

I'm now a dspNEET


 No.195358

File: f84e04d84e3ea6b⋯.jpg (298.73 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, partyindansbasement.jpg)

>delivery job is cash in hand so it doesn't count as hours for my job provider

am i technically still neet?

>>195357

GRATZ M8

better be off to dans to buy a nice bottle of scotch :P

is there gonna be a party?


 No.195359

>>195358

>am i technically still neet?

according to the abs you aren't since you aren't actively looking for work

congrats you cryptoneet


 No.195360

>>195359

still gotta job search and wftd m8


 No.195384

File: 2e033d2582f49da⋯.jpg (170.32 KB, 600x763, 600:763, 02-einar-nerman-sheet-musi….jpg)

File: 7d4247f5b87bba9⋯.jpg (139.2 KB, 900x488, 225:122, 09-einar-nerman-fairy-tale….jpg)

File: 1d8997ec58bcf03⋯.jpg (187.69 KB, 796x1024, 199:256, 1926 sheet music illustrat….jpg)

File: 50a4a8412676a74⋯.jpg (230.33 KB, 600x762, 100:127, La même lune nous voit, 19….jpg)

File: 2a4cb53b4c000f8⋯.jpg (203.53 KB, 600x745, 120:149, Varför - Därför (Why Becau….jpg)

who keeps making shit aus general threads in /pol/ only to be deleted?


 No.195389

>>195360

guys am i still neet?

you decide


 No.195390

>>195389

i've never needed to do wftd


 No.195392

Anyone else IP ranged banned on 4chon?


 No.195394

>>195390

answer my question you fucking cunt


 No.195396


 No.195398

>>195392

>halfchan now has like buttons

STAGE 4 CANCER


 No.195399

>>195392

im only banned on /pol/ for some reason.


 No.195400

File: 695f0088e5d9c70⋯.jpg (35.99 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 9490662-3x2-700x467.jpg)

>who woulda thunk that some new zealander would kill this joint


 No.195402

File: 925ca666719b88b⋯.jpg (12.02 KB, 480x360, 4:3, whatisgoingon.jpg)

>another day, still rangebanned


 No.195409

File: 44b3d39aedd02ca⋯.jpg (73.04 KB, 780x537, 260:179, 1410826636306.jpg)

Here's a neet meal I like. Go to Woolies or Coles and buy a bread stick and western star butter, tear the breadstick into 3 long subs, cut it open and spread butter on each side and eat, it's great.


 No.195410

>>195409

how much did that set ya back m8


 No.195412

>>195410

About $1.50 for the bread stick and about $6 for the butter, get the sesame seed bread stick, good shit.


 No.195417

File: 2e531b8657d4418⋯.jpg (208.17 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 2011_Between_960.jpg)

>school holidays

>internet will be fucked everyday instead of only on weekends

FUCK i wish labour won just so i'd at least have good internet


 No.195439

the new BO has fucked ausneets, now I have nowhere to go, the last place I had left to find refuge, why even fight the feelings of suicide anymore, fuck em all


 No.195440

>>195439

listening to radiohead cheers me up


 No.195441

>>195439

Looks like an absolute clusterfuck over there.


 No.195442

File: 9a0f08268f8030b⋯.png (942.61 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, breakingnews.png)

>>195439

place was fucked from the start mate. it was created by a bunch of betas orbiting a fake neet chad


 No.195443

>>195439

>the new BO has fucked ausneets

How?


 No.195449

Huh, I have to connect to a vpn to get here now, strange.


 No.195451

>>195449

not strange. most aussie isp's have dns banned 8ch because of the mosque shooting

i am now officially a wagie at a meat processing factory

i'm the cunt who has been making the neets threads here since the split

one of you other cunts are going to have to carry the flame

this is my last post here until i'm neet again

adios amigos


 No.195452

>>195449

It was a "temporary" measure by ISPs to stop us accessing footage of the Christchurch shooting. But only evil cyber nazis would want to access 8ch anyway. So they probably won't be unblocking it.


 No.195453

>>195451

Welcome to the wagie club. I stopped posting here regularly when I got a job at Dan Murphy's.




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