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OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars


can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out the race war is on


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You're in luck… if you believe tabloid journalism.

'This is war': Vietnamese vigilantes vow revenge on Sudanese gangs in Melbourne

>"There will be huge conflict. We need to take action."

>That's the ominous warning from a masked Vietnamese teenager.

>He's among many in his Melbourne community who've vowed revenge on the Sudanese after a string of brazen daylight assaults at shopping strips.

>In a bombshell interview set to air on A Current Affair tonight, the young man reveals what's led to the escalating tensions between the two minority groups in the suburbs.

>"We must mass protest right now, and band together and hurt any African youths in our way," he tells A Current Affair from a secret location in the city's north-west.

>A Current Affair will tonight also air exclusive vision of vicious assaults on the shopping strips which have stoked ethnic tensions.

>Anger between minority groups has been escalating steadily in recent months, with violence repeatedly erupting in St Albans and at St Kilda and Chelsea beach.

>Terrified locals, like Linda, fear they'll be caught in the crossfire.

>"This is a race war and I've never seen it this bad," the Woolworths worker will tell A Current Affair tonight.

>It comes as Victoria Police confirm the existence of a new gang in Melbourne, known as the Blood Drill Killers.

>Several young members of the BDK were thought to be involved in recent brawls in St Albans.

>Some of the exclusive vision obtained by A Current Affair is understood to show one of the Blood Drill Killer gang's vicious assaults.





yeah i was counting on that to blow up during nye parties but nah

whoever's naming these new golliwog guilds makes me miss ape-x already



god I wish


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came across a 14minute recording of ambient sounds during a storm in new zealand

now i'm wondering what different areas in australia sound like



over here you can hear the birds getting chirpier whenever there's some rain


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>after those abysmal christmas sales

move over dan, first choice is my new best friend now


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>not just price matching first choice




m8 if i was able to put in that much effort into poisoning myself would i still be unemployed?


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i think you mean medicine mate



>not acknowledging the custodial owners of the land

the scientific term for it is dreamtime juice you biggot



that's caltex mate



all roads lead to rome



No they don't



name one


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who is this Dan and why should I put my faith in him?


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>who is this Dan

Dan the Medicine Man

>and why should I put my faith in him?

because he's Irish



hope he's got a cure for how badly his whisky sales sucked



my mate works at dan's and he said there's gonna be a big whisky sale next month



we got a man on the inside


I have 2 goals this year: Make enough money to move out of my bogan scum parents house and live alone, and lose my virginity. I have no idea how to achieve either.




hope you get there m8



Thanks m8



you got this man

remember that gfs and chicks aren't everything though

Having hobbies and independence will do more for you in the long run then gf/chicks will.

I started gym a few months ago and even though I don't enjoy it a huge amount the fact that I'm even going makes me happy that I've managed to get to this point and all the sorts of little improvements I see feel good.



>I have no idea how to achieve either.

if you're a neet you literally cannot fuck this up by doing anything except doing nothing about it

good luck m80


Join the /aus/ discord



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I bet you use Windows 10.


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Win7 Home Edition




literally why



You should upgrade to Windows 10 seeing as you don't care about your privacy. Discord is shady.


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>7 in the morn

> 5.2MB/sec



inside my room is shit

but outside my room is shit as well

what do lads?



Stop shitting everywhere?


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get a job



shit I can't argue with those trips


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>third med cert about to expire

This is it boys.




>not being on the dsp

had it comming tbqh




what hapens after the third?


requiscat in piece medcertneet



Centrelink doesn't usually accept more than 3x3months worth of med certs from just a GP.

Pretty sure you can get more from a specialist but that's a lot more effort than a lot of neets are willing to go through.



OK, i am just about to hand in my second


Why the fuck is KFC so expensive? And why don't they open until 10AM?



Red Rooster is the true dole bludger food.



>red rooster

>on neetbux


their mash and gravy balls are tops tho



From my experience Maccas is the cheapest of them all, but also the worst tasting. I like Red Rooster but they also don't open till 10 AM. What am I supposed to do for breakfast?



why are you getting up so early? got a job to go to? dan murphy's is open if you need a quick liquid breakfast


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they took them out in my area!!



one bottle a day keeps the employers away


worse than somalia tbh



Because my parents are noisy and I can't sleep during the day with their racket.



retired parents aye? welcome to hell


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>payment suspended


Any unlucky neets among us been put on a cashless debit card yet?

It's going to fucking suck when they roll it out nationwide.



are you the medcert neet?


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i was testing how far i could go without doing anything

managed to only to skip one month which is disappointing

i have 1 demerit point and am now in the warning zone :o



so when do you get all ur points back?



points last for 6 months, get 5 at one time and you're fucked


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I've been out of the "job-searching" game for a while now.

On the jobactive website has this Upload Evidence button always been here?

Do I actually need to upload actual evidence of me ""applying"" for jobs?

In the past I just filled in the details of the job that I """applied""" for without any proof.

Can any of my fellow """"job seekers"""" help me out?



>order some goon for home delivery

>it's been nearly 2 hours

>see a pajeet outside shitting in the gutter

>he goes back to his car and gets out a box of goon and start walking towards my door

Never again.

Jokes aside, they use Sherpa for deliveries. So if you have access to a car and ever want to make some pocket money, you can work for Dan delivering drinks to your fellow neets.


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nah you don't need to


>doesn't operate in my town

damn, i woulda chucked my resume in


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honestly good riddance to em



>Dan himself rose from the grave, beat them to death and dumped their bodies in a stormwater drain

Don't steal from Dan.


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how are we holding up lads?

been going to the gym for a solid couple of months now and I don't regret it

been working on that self improvement shit and it's not been bad



but if taxation is theft and all alcohol gets taxed why isn't dan curb stomping the gov?


got myself a job



where at?

did you awaken your inner chad?





>where at

a mum and pop shop

>did you awaken your inner chad

yeah nah i'm that retard who's always messing something up


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don't remind me

during the holidays some younger relatives mentioned watching schindler's list for school


I had a job capacity assessment for the DSP last Thursday.



>random edgelord graffitis swastikas everywhere

>media calls it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

It boggles the fucking mind.



>jews call it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

I mean what else did you expect



sounds like work m8


someone calling it another holocaust



Yeah I had one of those in December, I now have to make an app with a Doctor from Sonic Healthplus for a Disability Medical Assessment




are you guys applying for the dsp because you're physically fucked or is it just primarly mental fuckupdry?



I'm on the autism spectrum


Hopefully I scored at least 20 points on the mental health impairment table



na I'm just fucked up in the head


Please respond



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>big whisky sale

is this shit happening or what?



I lied.

But, there's only two weeks until the new My Dan Murphy's offers for March.



just got told the company that cenno gets to do the Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno, so now I just have to wait to hear what decision they have made, I'm guessing a couple of weeks maybe


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praying for your entry into paradise neeto



Good luck. As for me, I'm still waiting to see how the job capacity assessment went.

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