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File: 30383f8cd6b2622⋯.jpg (141.42 KB, 1149x832, 1149:832, nugs.jpg)


OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars


can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out the race war is on


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You're in luck… if you believe tabloid journalism.

'This is war': Vietnamese vigilantes vow revenge on Sudanese gangs in Melbourne

>"There will be huge conflict. We need to take action."

>That's the ominous warning from a masked Vietnamese teenager.

>He's among many in his Melbourne community who've vowed revenge on the Sudanese after a string of brazen daylight assaults at shopping strips.

>In a bombshell interview set to air on A Current Affair tonight, the young man reveals what's led to the escalating tensions between the two minority groups in the suburbs.

>"We must mass protest right now, and band together and hurt any African youths in our way," he tells A Current Affair from a secret location in the city's north-west.

>A Current Affair will tonight also air exclusive vision of vicious assaults on the shopping strips which have stoked ethnic tensions.

>Anger between minority groups has been escalating steadily in recent months, with violence repeatedly erupting in St Albans and at St Kilda and Chelsea beach.

>Terrified locals, like Linda, fear they'll be caught in the crossfire.

>"This is a race war and I've never seen it this bad," the Woolworths worker will tell A Current Affair tonight.

>It comes as Victoria Police confirm the existence of a new gang in Melbourne, known as the Blood Drill Killers.

>Several young members of the BDK were thought to be involved in recent brawls in St Albans.

>Some of the exclusive vision obtained by A Current Affair is understood to show one of the Blood Drill Killer gang's vicious assaults.





yeah i was counting on that to blow up during nye parties but nah

whoever's naming these new golliwog guilds makes me miss ape-x already



god I wish


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came across a 14minute recording of ambient sounds during a storm in new zealand

now i'm wondering what different areas in australia sound like



over here you can hear the birds getting chirpier whenever there's some rain


File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, friend.webm)





>after those abysmal christmas sales

move over dan, first choice is my new best friend now


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>not just price matching first choice




m8 if i was able to put in that much effort into poisoning myself would i still be unemployed?


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i think you mean medicine mate



>not acknowledging the custodial owners of the land

the scientific term for it is dreamtime juice you biggot



that's caltex mate



all roads lead to rome



No they don't



name one


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File: 8bb9777a0616ef6⋯.jpg (126.09 KB, 634x605, 634:605, gyles.jpg)

who is this Dan and why should I put my faith in him?


File: db933e0bc510d58⋯.png (91.23 KB, 724x354, 362:177, Untitled.png)


>who is this Dan

Dan the Medicine Man

>and why should I put my faith in him?

because he's Irish



hope he's got a cure for how badly his whisky sales sucked



my mate works at dan's and he said there's gonna be a big whisky sale next month



we got a man on the inside


I have 2 goals this year: Make enough money to move out of my bogan scum parents house and live alone, and lose my virginity. I have no idea how to achieve either.




hope you get there m8



Thanks m8



you got this man

remember that gfs and chicks aren't everything though

Having hobbies and independence will do more for you in the long run then gf/chicks will.

I started gym a few months ago and even though I don't enjoy it a huge amount the fact that I'm even going makes me happy that I've managed to get to this point and all the sorts of little improvements I see feel good.



>I have no idea how to achieve either.

if you're a neet you literally cannot fuck this up by doing anything except doing nothing about it

good luck m80


Join the /aus/ discord



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I bet you use Windows 10.


File: 67ac6932e21cd7d⋯.jpg (69.07 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 20190113.jpg)


Win7 Home Edition




literally why



You should upgrade to Windows 10 seeing as you don't care about your privacy. Discord is shady.


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>7 in the morn

> 5.2MB/sec



inside my room is shit

but outside my room is shit as well

what do lads?



Stop shitting everywhere?


File: 6cc0f62b0da2854⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-business-pa….webm)


get a job



shit I can't argue with those trips


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>third med cert about to expire

This is it boys.




>not being on the dsp

had it comming tbqh




what hapens after the third?


requiscat in piece medcertneet



Centrelink doesn't usually accept more than 3x3months worth of med certs from just a GP.

Pretty sure you can get more from a specialist but that's a lot more effort than a lot of neets are willing to go through.



OK, i am just about to hand in my second


Why the fuck is KFC so expensive? And why don't they open until 10AM?



Red Rooster is the true dole bludger food.



>red rooster

>on neetbux


their mash and gravy balls are tops tho



From my experience Maccas is the cheapest of them all, but also the worst tasting. I like Red Rooster but they also don't open till 10 AM. What am I supposed to do for breakfast?



why are you getting up so early? got a job to go to? dan murphy's is open if you need a quick liquid breakfast


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they took them out in my area!!



one bottle a day keeps the employers away


worse than somalia tbh



Because my parents are noisy and I can't sleep during the day with their racket.



retired parents aye? welcome to hell


File: cfb04481d987faf⋯.jpg (49.93 KB, 811x670, 811:670, deep-sleep.jpg)

>payment suspended


Any unlucky neets among us been put on a cashless debit card yet?

It's going to fucking suck when they roll it out nationwide.



are you the medcert neet?


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i was testing how far i could go without doing anything

managed to only to skip one month which is disappointing

i have 1 demerit point and am now in the warning zone :o



so when do you get all ur points back?



points last for 6 months, get 5 at one time and you're fucked


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File: 41fe2f9cdc7c061⋯.png (2.84 KB, 303x82, 303:82, wipes sweat off brow.png)

I've been out of the "job-searching" game for a while now.

On the jobactive website has this Upload Evidence button always been here?

Do I actually need to upload actual evidence of me ""applying"" for jobs?

In the past I just filled in the details of the job that I """applied""" for without any proof.

Can any of my fellow """"job seekers"""" help me out?



>order some goon for home delivery

>it's been nearly 2 hours

>see a pajeet outside shitting in the gutter

>he goes back to his car and gets out a box of goon and start walking towards my door

Never again.

Jokes aside, they use Sherpa for deliveries. So if you have access to a car and ever want to make some pocket money, you can work for Dan delivering drinks to your fellow neets.


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nah you don't need to


>doesn't operate in my town

damn, i woulda chucked my resume in


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honestly good riddance to em



>Dan himself rose from the grave, beat them to death and dumped their bodies in a stormwater drain

Don't steal from Dan.


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how are we holding up lads?

been going to the gym for a solid couple of months now and I don't regret it

been working on that self improvement shit and it's not been bad



but if taxation is theft and all alcohol gets taxed why isn't dan curb stomping the gov?


got myself a job



where at?

did you awaken your inner chad?





>where at

a mum and pop shop

>did you awaken your inner chad

yeah nah i'm that retard who's always messing something up


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don't remind me

during the holidays some younger relatives mentioned watching schindler's list for school


I had a job capacity assessment for the DSP last Thursday.



>random edgelord graffitis swastikas everywhere

>media calls it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

It boggles the fucking mind.



>jews call it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

I mean what else did you expect



sounds like work m8


someone calling it another holocaust



Yeah I had one of those in December, I now have to make an app with a Doctor from Sonic Healthplus for a Disability Medical Assessment




are you guys applying for the dsp because you're physically fucked or is it just primarly mental fuckupdry?



I'm on the autism spectrum


Hopefully I scored at least 20 points on the mental health impairment table



na I'm just fucked up in the head


Please respond



File: 696ae3ed64cb92b⋯.mp4 (2.16 MB, 600x316, 150:79, stock-footage-water-crisis….mp4)


>big whisky sale

is this shit happening or what?



I lied.

But, there's only two weeks until the new My Dan Murphy's offers for March.



just got told the company that cenno gets to do the Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno, so now I just have to wait to hear what decision they have made, I'm guessing a couple of weeks maybe


File: ee2cbdf294ee8cd⋯.jpg (100.28 KB, 800x531, 800:531, prayer.jpg)


praying for your entry into paradise neeto



Good luck. As for me, I'm still waiting to see how the job capacity assessment went.


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any of you depressed neet cunts want to go to the Bendigo Craft Beer Festival?

if you're a tight neet i'll pay for it and the train ride

we can shitpost dan memes IRL

(i don't even like poofter hipster craft beer but i'm sick of being bored and alone)



>craft beer

sounds like water with hops


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what's the best way to piss off normies? I already habitually piss/shit on public toilet floors and litter every chance I get but I want to step it up. I just want to watch the world burn.





File: f37829f5631c1ef⋯.jpg (106.7 KB, 900x900, 1:1, tumblr_sdhshhs4g.jpg)


fuck off faggot



why don't you go write yaoi fanfictions faggot


my life is really bad


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Embrace it.


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i can't keep going on like this

something needs to be done



Me IRL except the monastery part


I've been doing this gym shit but my diet is still all kinds of fucked and I can't stop drinking mountain dew.

Lost about 3-4 kg in 3 months. Kill me lads


Are there any NEETs here in rural areas? I want to go back and live somewhere in WA or even NT where property is still cheap, just want to be someplace where I'll be left alone.


File: 3de7455bc7e6495⋯.jpg (310.25 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1550838689923.jpg)

It's a start which is what matters

You've made the choice and it's going to lead to all sorts of gains from here on out

I'm doing the same and I think the most important thing is to a) track/measure what you're eating with some sort of app - personally recommend cronometre because it tracks micronutrients or easydietdiary which is aussie

Once you realize really how much you're actually eating it makes it a bit easier to say no

b) Make eating good as easy as possible, junk food wins out generally when you're tired because it's obviously more convenient but if you say pick one day out of the week to prepare good food it's a lot easier to say no to take out

Even then personally I don't do that much often and instead sticking to finding high protein easy foods like cans of tuna or high prot yougurt or packeted ham


File: 031609e1e54c1aa⋯.jpeg (49.33 KB, 857x1018, 857:1018, Lorraine Bracco.jpeg)

>have mi goreng a few times a week

>bretty gud

>go shopping earlier

>see satay flavor, check it over completely if it say's spicy at all because I hate spice and I'm the biggest little bitch about going near it

>always toss the chilli sauce with normal mi goreng

>buy the satay flavor

>just cooked one packet of it, the red oil looks suss so I chuck it but use everything else

>it's like eating molten lava in form of noodles

>still eat it because fuck it

How has your night been going, m8s?



went on a long drive across town because someone decided they wanted to visit at 7pm

scenic as fuark



I used to live in Gippsland



You did not you lying cunt




a couple of days ago i had to leave the house because my parents invited these dodgy travelling tree loppers into our yard

drove down to the river and watched a big fish from the bridge and walked around in the river for a bit

was quite nice


bought a bottle Auchentoshan from Uncie Dan's price matched to BWS (nice)

read some reviews and it might taste like shit (fuck)

at least i won't be drinking it alone (woah)


just got some sun in the backyard, feeling healthier

vitamin D deficiency could be very real NEETies


notice me tracey senpai


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>>195136 > >>195126

>bought a bottle Auchentoshan from Uncie Dan's

<for 54 buckos

<still unopened

anything worth returning my current bottle for?

not really in the mood to spend $80+


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I'm flying to Thailand in a week m8s



I joined this server but now I'm not in it anymore you fucking faggots, did you kick anybody?



enjoy your little boys




I did so


Can anyone give me a SPECIFIC list of diseases/illnesses you can be diagnosed with and guaranteed to get DSP?


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juicy eyes





Go fuck yourself you worthless shitposting faggots. God I hate Australians so much.



be 100 percent blind



really any sort of terminal illness


So, did you all get blocked from 8chan or what?



Nah, the feds are definitely watching our shitposts though



Imagine being paid to read and catalogue shitposts all day. Dream job for some, nightmare for others.


File: d8c2867b68b3dab⋯.mp4 (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, navy_seal.mp4)


That's a relief! This place wouldn't be the same without the #1 shitposters. Take care cunts!


Sounds like a hassle tbh. Now, if they'd pay me to shitpost, that'd be something else…


test post



8ch is now DNS blocked by Telstra (Australia's largest ISP) and TPG.


File: 1fcd963b20f81ab⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.84 MB, 500x282, 250:141, KsbnwAE.gif)

this joint is now officially spoopy


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.






yes lads back in business



Welcome back.


>tfw comfy dead board

too much drama on the other board



Yeah. It's ridiculous what a wretched uptight faggot the BO is.



yeah we might settle in here i think


I'm thinking about having a wank



If you do, I'll have one with you


>back from Dans, wasn't going to drink today but that other board put me in a bad mood



Will you be having a goon?



what did you get?





3 long necks VB and some jerky


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In awe of the size of this lass. Absolute unit.



I'd do her



After how many beers?


having a soda water







Coles Lightly Sparkling - Spring Water


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<It is not entirely our job to make you feel good about yourself.







> Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno

As yet I have not heard anything back, and the wait is not helping me at all



I'm still waiting to see if I'll get a disability medical assessment


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Full blown AIDS would probably be the easiest.



This is bullshit, I hate how they've made DSP so hard to get now. All this bullshit for only $400 a week. We need basic income in this country.



I'm diagnosed with autism and its treated and stabilized. they said i should apply for DSP but i cant be fucked, id rather get a job.



god i seriously fucking hate fat people





File: f64f992cde99ae9⋯.jpg (43.09 KB, 620x616, 155:154, 2017-03-21_bus_29609236_I1.JPG)


i heard you can still get a job and the dsp

go on the dsp and learn a craft

be free man



You can work up to 30 hours a fortnight on the DSP but anymore and they don't think you need it


File: 68f5929f753c9f9⋯.jpeg (21.11 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 7c9137dbfab19b1e212b686b5….jpeg)


At first I thought that was Dan Murphy.


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File: ab2a854596071ac⋯.png (39.42 KB, 615x637, 615:637, 2018 nsw election.png)

when you fucking see it


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>i didn't see it


File: 42f9629ade56fdb⋯.jpeg (50.98 KB, 559x645, 13:15, dan.jpeg)


just went to dan's and got a 6 pack of asahi 500ml cans for $16 price matched with a deal on my woolworths receipt

he never lets you down


>Go to vote

>FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS for sausage sizzle

>Sausage is dry and tiny as fuck

One less thing that keeps me to this world



create the '2dollaSNAG party'



sure just gonna have to sell like 50 thousand snags to afford the registration fee



you can do it outside of dan's



Should have voted in an African district



It's the NSW state election silly not Victoria



Do lebs have big cocks?



idk I was always drugged when I came into contact with one




What the fuck? That is fucking outrageous. The most I have ever paid for a sausage sizzle in my entire life is $2.50. Fucking ripoff bastards.



LMAO, nearly all of these parties are either completely batshit insane or have shitty policies.


i'm probably not going to be neet as of tomorrow night



what happens then?



chinese food delivery



better take something to snack on, I reckon the smell from the food will make you hungry



are you going to be one of those chinks i see riding on those delivery bikes across town all the time?



now that you're becoming a taxpayer, are you still okay with us neets wasting your tax dollars?


File: 2cd8f749ffb3c92⋯.webm (11.92 MB, 854x480, 427:240, I Love Beijing Tiananmen.webm)


cars probably going to permanently smell like chinese food





>now that you're becoming a taxpayer

will probably be under the tax threshold for now. i might even fuck this job up and get fired

>are you still okay with us neets wasting your tax dollars?

dans and the kernel aren't a waste, they're neet necessities





I'm now a dspNEET


File: f84e04d84e3ea6b⋯.jpg (298.73 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, partyindansbasement.jpg)

>delivery job is cash in hand so it doesn't count as hours for my job provider

am i technically still neet?



better be off to dans to buy a nice bottle of scotch :P

is there gonna be a party?



>am i technically still neet?

according to the abs you aren't since you aren't actively looking for work

congrats you cryptoneet



still gotta job search and wftd m8


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who keeps making shit aus general threads in /pol/ only to be deleted?



guys am i still neet?

you decide



i've never needed to do wftd


Anyone else IP ranged banned on 4chon?



answer my question you fucking cunt




>halfchan now has like buttons




im only banned on /pol/ for some reason.


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>who woulda thunk that some new zealander would kill this joint


File: 925ca666719b88b⋯.jpg (12.02 KB, 480x360, 4:3, whatisgoingon.jpg)

>another day, still rangebanned


File: 44b3d39aedd02ca⋯.jpg (73.04 KB, 780x537, 260:179, 1410826636306.jpg)

Here's a neet meal I like. Go to Woolies or Coles and buy a bread stick and western star butter, tear the breadstick into 3 long subs, cut it open and spread butter on each side and eat, it's great.



how much did that set ya back m8



About $1.50 for the bread stick and about $6 for the butter, get the sesame seed bread stick, good shit.


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>school holidays

>internet will be fucked everyday instead of only on weekends

FUCK i wish labour won just so i'd at least have good internet


the new BO has fucked ausneets, now I have nowhere to go, the last place I had left to find refuge, why even fight the feelings of suicide anymore, fuck em all



listening to radiohead cheers me up



Looks like an absolute clusterfuck over there.


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place was fucked from the start mate. it was created by a bunch of betas orbiting a fake neet chad



>the new BO has fucked ausneets



Huh, I have to connect to a vpn to get here now, strange.



not strange. most aussie isp's have dns banned 8ch because of the mosque shooting

i am now officially a wagie at a meat processing factory

i'm the cunt who has been making the neets threads here since the split

one of you other cunts are going to have to carry the flame

this is my last post here until i'm neet again

adios amigos



It was a "temporary" measure by ISPs to stop us accessing footage of the Christchurch shooting. But only evil cyber nazis would want to access 8ch anyway. So they probably won't be unblocking it.



Welcome to the wagie club. I stopped posting here regularly when I got a job at Dan Murphy's.

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