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File: 30383f8cd6b2622⋯.jpg (141.42 KB, 1149x832, 1149:832, nugs.jpg)

 No.194781

OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

 No.194783

can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out the race war is on


 No.194784

File: c8360327b7df782⋯.jpg (42.18 KB, 390x656, 195:328, new years eve.jpg)


 No.194786

>>194783

You're in luck… if you believe tabloid journalism.

'This is war': Vietnamese vigilantes vow revenge on Sudanese gangs in Melbourne

>"There will be huge conflict. We need to take action."

>That's the ominous warning from a masked Vietnamese teenager.

>He's among many in his Melbourne community who've vowed revenge on the Sudanese after a string of brazen daylight assaults at shopping strips.

>In a bombshell interview set to air on A Current Affair tonight, the young man reveals what's led to the escalating tensions between the two minority groups in the suburbs.

>"We must mass protest right now, and band together and hurt any African youths in our way," he tells A Current Affair from a secret location in the city's north-west.

>A Current Affair will tonight also air exclusive vision of vicious assaults on the shopping strips which have stoked ethnic tensions.

>Anger between minority groups has been escalating steadily in recent months, with violence repeatedly erupting in St Albans and at St Kilda and Chelsea beach.

>Terrified locals, like Linda, fear they'll be caught in the crossfire.

>"This is a race war and I've never seen it this bad," the Woolworths worker will tell A Current Affair tonight.

>It comes as Victoria Police confirm the existence of a new gang in Melbourne, known as the Blood Drill Killers.

>Several young members of the BDK were thought to be involved in recent brawls in St Albans.

>Some of the exclusive vision obtained by A Current Affair is understood to show one of the Blood Drill Killer gang's vicious assaults.

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/12/31/14/15/vietnamese-sudanese-race-war-conflict-melbourne-gang-blood-drill-killers

https://archive.ph/Cbx3l


 No.194788

>>194786

yeah i was counting on that to blow up during nye parties but nah

whoever's naming these new golliwog guilds makes me miss ape-x already


 No.194789

>>194786

god I wish


 No.194790

File: c8f208cf0f13d4b⋯.jpg (248.57 KB, 820x565, 164:113, kook.jpg)

came across a 14minute recording of ambient sounds during a storm in new zealand

now i'm wondering what different areas in australia sound like


 No.194791

>>194790

over here you can hear the birds getting chirpier whenever there's some rain


 No.194792

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, friend.webm)


 No.194794

>>194792

>dan's

>friend

>after those abysmal christmas sales

move over dan, first choice is my new best friend now


 No.194795

File: 0390d365421105c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 540.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, deathdan.webm)

>>194794

>not just price matching first choice

traitor


 No.194797

>>194795

m8 if i was able to put in that much effort into poisoning myself would i still be unemployed?


 No.194798

File: 5418359b0d17d90⋯.png (15.42 KB, 630x200, 63:20, g3768.png)

>poison

i think you mean medicine mate


 No.194801

>>194798

>not acknowledging the custodial owners of the land

the scientific term for it is dreamtime juice you biggot


 No.194802

>>194801

that's caltex mate


 No.194803

>>194802

all roads lead to rome


 No.194804

>>194803

No they don't


 No.194805

>>194804

name one


 No.194808

File: 6b0a95738c5202d⋯.jpg (70.44 KB, 770x760, 77:76, 1477682066782.jpg)


 No.194810

File: 8bb9777a0616ef6⋯.jpg (126.09 KB, 634x605, 634:605, gyles.jpg)

who is this Dan and why should I put my faith in him?


 No.194812

File: db933e0bc510d58⋯.png (91.23 KB, 724x354, 362:177, Untitled.png)

>>194810

>who is this Dan

Dan the Medicine Man

>and why should I put my faith in him?

because he's Irish


 No.194836

>>194812

hope he's got a cure for how badly his whisky sales sucked


 No.194841

>>194836

my mate works at dan's and he said there's gonna be a big whisky sale next month


 No.194842

>>194841

we got a man on the inside


 No.194846

I have 2 goals this year: Make enough money to move out of my bogan scum parents house and live alone, and lose my virginity. I have no idea how to achieve either.


 No.194848


 No.194849

>>194846

hope you get there m8


 No.194850

>>194849

Thanks m8


 No.194852

>>194846

you got this man

remember that gfs and chicks aren't everything though

Having hobbies and independence will do more for you in the long run then gf/chicks will.

I started gym a few months ago and even though I don't enjoy it a huge amount the fact that I'm even going makes me happy that I've managed to get to this point and all the sorts of little improvements I see feel good.


 No.194857

>>194846

>I have no idea how to achieve either.

if you're a neet you literally cannot fuck this up by doing anything except doing nothing about it

good luck m80


 No.194869

Join the /aus/ discord

https://discord.gg/YjmTdz


 No.194870

File: f3117286d18c4fa⋯.jpg (24.63 KB, 343x495, 343:495, 1494988027388.jpg)

>>194869

>discord


 No.194874

>>194869

>Discord

I bet you use Windows 10.


 No.194878

File: 67ac6932e21cd7d⋯.jpg (69.07 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 20190113.jpg)

>>194874

Win7 Home Edition


 No.194879

>>194878

>home

literally why


 No.194882

>>194878

You should upgrade to Windows 10 seeing as you don't care about your privacy. Discord is shady.


 No.194884

File: b4c33fc0bd73899⋯.webm (3.09 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-a-man-in-a-….webm)

>7 in the morn

> 5.2MB/sec

woah


 No.194885

inside my room is shit

but outside my room is shit as well

what do lads?


 No.194886

>>194885

Stop shitting everywhere?


 No.194888

File: 6cc0f62b0da2854⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 596x336, 149:84, stock-footage-business-pa….webm)

>>194885

get a job


 No.194889

>>194888

shit I can't argue with those trips


 No.194900

File: 83d8bdf96efcbe7⋯.jpg (142.61 KB, 1024x839, 1024:839, 1542298094204.jpg)

>third med cert about to expire

This is it boys.


 No.194901

>>194900

>2019

>not being on the dsp

had it comming tbqh


 No.194902


 No.194903

>>194900

what hapens after the third?


 No.194904

requiscat in piece medcertneet


 No.194906

>>194903

Centrelink doesn't usually accept more than 3x3months worth of med certs from just a GP.

Pretty sure you can get more from a specialist but that's a lot more effort than a lot of neets are willing to go through.


 No.194907

>>194906

OK, i am just about to hand in my second


 No.194908

Why the fuck is KFC so expensive? And why don't they open until 10AM?


 No.194911

>>194908

Red Rooster is the true dole bludger food.


 No.194912

>>194911

>red rooster

>on neetbux

lol

their mash and gravy balls are tops tho


 No.194913

>>194911

From my experience Maccas is the cheapest of them all, but also the worst tasting. I like Red Rooster but they also don't open till 10 AM. What am I supposed to do for breakfast?


 No.194914

>>194913

why are you getting up so early? got a job to go to? dan murphy's is open if you need a quick liquid breakfast


 No.194915

File: aa739743e74ce7b⋯.jpg (7.22 KB, 288x293, 288:293, aa739743e74ce7b380e81ff92c….jpg)

>>194912

they took them out in my area!!


 No.194916

>>194914

one bottle a day keeps the employers away

>>194915

worse than somalia tbh


 No.194924

>>194914

Because my parents are noisy and I can't sleep during the day with their racket.


 No.194928

>>194924

retired parents aye? welcome to hell


 No.194938

File: cfb04481d987faf⋯.jpg (49.93 KB, 811x670, 811:670, deep-sleep.jpg)

>payment suspended


 No.194939

Any unlucky neets among us been put on a cashless debit card yet?

It's going to fucking suck when they roll it out nationwide.


 No.194940

>>194938

are you the medcert neet?


 No.194941

File: bd2c5cea8ac7f2b⋯.jpg (315.96 KB, 1500x1902, 250:317, restored.jpg)

>>194940

no

i was testing how far i could go without doing anything

managed to only to skip one month which is disappointing

i have 1 demerit point and am now in the warning zone :o


 No.194943

>>194941

so when do you get all ur points back?


 No.194944

>>194943

points last for 6 months, get 5 at one time and you're fucked


 No.194949

File: aaa0901e6bc1d72⋯.jpg (69.79 KB, 1752x300, 146:25, justsaywhen.jpg)


 No.194957

File: 41fe2f9cdc7c061⋯.png (2.84 KB, 303x82, 303:82, wipes sweat off brow.png)

I've been out of the "job-searching" game for a while now.

On the jobactive website has this Upload Evidence button always been here?

Do I actually need to upload actual evidence of me ""applying"" for jobs?

In the past I just filled in the details of the job that I """applied""" for without any proof.

Can any of my fellow """"job seekers"""" help me out?


 No.194966

>>194949

>order some goon for home delivery

>it's been nearly 2 hours

>see a pajeet outside shitting in the gutter

>he goes back to his car and gets out a box of goon and start walking towards my door

Never again.

Jokes aside, they use Sherpa for deliveries. So if you have access to a car and ever want to make some pocket money, you can work for Dan delivering drinks to your fellow neets.


 No.194970

File: 4eb5d82f1694657⋯.jpg (700.27 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, express.jpg)

>>194957

nah you don't need to

>>194966

>doesn't operate in my town

damn, i woulda chucked my resume in


 No.194971

File: ccd501fc9481bb8⋯.jpg (269.18 KB, 648x1088, 81:136, dan murphy vs abbos vs flo….jpg)


 No.194973


 No.194974

>>194971

honestly good riddance to em


 No.194975

>>194971

>Dan himself rose from the grave, beat them to death and dumped their bodies in a stormwater drain

Don't steal from Dan.


 No.194987

File: 53904a32b8be5b5⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 415x553, 415:553, 9349820582.jpg)

how are we holding up lads?

been going to the gym for a solid couple of months now and I don't regret it

been working on that self improvement shit and it's not been bad


 No.194989

>>194975

but if taxation is theft and all alcohol gets taxed why isn't dan curb stomping the gov?

>>194987

got myself a job


 No.194991

>>194989

where at?

did you awaken your inner chad?


 No.194992

jew


 No.194993

>>194991

>where at

a mum and pop shop

>did you awaken your inner chad

yeah nah i'm that retard who's always messing something up


 No.194994

File: db7cae8e3a13c21⋯.jpeg (79.73 KB, 788x443, 788:443, Over 20 swastika symbols ….jpeg)

>>194992

don't remind me

during the holidays some younger relatives mentioned watching schindler's list for school


 No.194995

I had a job capacity assessment for the DSP last Thursday.


 No.194998

>>194994

>random edgelord graffitis swastikas everywhere

>media calls it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

It boggles the fucking mind.


 No.194999

>>194998

>jews call it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

I mean what else did you expect


 No.195000

>>194995

sounds like work m8

>>194999

someone calling it another holocaust


 No.195001

>>194995

Yeah I had one of those in December, I now have to make an app with a Doctor from Sonic Healthplus for a Disability Medical Assessment


 No.195002

>>194995

>>195001

are you guys applying for the dsp because you're physically fucked or is it just primarly mental fuckupdry?


 No.195003

>>195002

I'm on the autism spectrum

>>195001

Hopefully I scored at least 20 points on the mental health impairment table


 No.195012

>>195002

na I'm just fucked up in the head


 No.195013

Please respond


 No.195014


 No.195017

File: 696ae3ed64cb92b⋯.mp4 (2.16 MB, 600x316, 150:79, stock-footage-water-crisis….mp4)

>>194841

>big whisky sale

is this shit happening or what?


 No.195018

>>195017

I lied.

But, there's only two weeks until the new My Dan Murphy's offers for March.


 No.195041

>>195003

just got told the company that cenno gets to do the Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno, so now I just have to wait to hear what decision they have made, I'm guessing a couple of weeks maybe


 No.195046

File: ee2cbdf294ee8cd⋯.jpg (100.28 KB, 800x531, 800:531, prayer.jpg)

>>195041

praying for your entry into paradise neeto


 No.195047

>>195041

Good luck. As for me, I'm still waiting to see how the job capacity assessment went.




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