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 No.1[Reply]

Welcome! In /blog/, you can start threads about yourself, your opinions and any interesting anecdotes and everyone will care about it!

Rules:

0. Global rules

1. Discussion should generally be about something that happened to you or sharing your opinions.

2. No bully*

3. Please spoiler NSFW images

4. Tripcodes are optional, but encouraged so you can update later on.

*Don't unnecessarily flame people or shit up threads. Funposting, joking and criticism are ok.

As of August 2018, this board has been claimed by a new owner.

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 No.419

Congratulations on your AHG win.




 No.643[Reply]

>be me

>/b/ mod

>April of the current year

>find out that two namefags live closeish to each other (Seruki and TableROU)

>they hook up

>Seruki gets pregnant

>they decide they want to come visit me before they have a kid

>mfw they follow through

>mfw im currently staying with them until the 10th

>mfw they buy me 5 polished ceramic eggs as a gift

It's currently 11:17AM and we are going to spend the rest of the day in Denver. I've put one of the eggs up my ass and intend to see how long I can wait until I shit it out and give it to one of them on public transport.

Pic moderately related: I put an egg up my ass a long time ago on /b/, Seruki and Table both were present during this incident.

 No.644

>/b/ mod

>obnoxious faggot

What a surprise.


 No.645

Dear god it was stuck the entire day. My ass is currently a river of blood, but I got it out (barely). I was trying for hours to shit it out, but it was stuck deep in there. I seem to have made it 12 hours though, in hindsight I should have done it with a raw egg and saw if it cooked.


 No.646

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 No.651

>>646

And now you're touching it with your hands. /b/ literally is cancer.




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 No.469[Reply]

>it's thanksgiving tomorrow

Nobody tells me shit.

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 No.608

>>603

I would if she was a guy. As a woman she isn't really in control in her actions. Putting her at fault would mean putting myself at fault because I was part of the problem for not teaching her not to value her dumbass friend over her own family.


 No.612

Don't get enough days off school to fly home, spent the day with family friends instead.


 No.628

now that the whole thanksgiving/advertiser's weekend is over, I still have it cemented that the whole advertising spectacle of black friday and cyber monday is overrated as fuck. Thanksgiving isn't given credit when credit is due when It's the actual, real holiday among these overmarketed "holidays" that technically not even holidays.

On amazon, actual discounts are relative, because amazon is terribly inconsistent with prices, so why does it matter? Stores aren't any better, last year in best buy, I heard stories about how the only major-ticket items that had black-friday-worthy markdowns were in atrociously low quantities, how would this year be any different? I bought one thing this black friday weekend, because it was the only thing of its kind there, and was actually made of a material that justified its price. Everything else in the price range? Those were made of the same materials that less-expensive garbage was made out of, I had no reason to buy anything else.

I've personally seen three fucking store franchises in the past two years, go through the following cycle:

>hear from store workers how they're eventually gonna close shop soon.

>decide to check out the clearance sections of each.

>it's hardly clearance-worthy, 30% off at most, when real clearance is 50%+ at other stores.

>closing sales come, most items are barely around 40% off, forty fucking percent! Anything that's 50% or more is basically worthless in production cost anyway.

>even worse, some stores had the "Yellow tag exclusions" where if they had the yellow tag, It's full fucking price!

<plz buy our stuf, GIBE MONIES, PLZ. LET ME JEW YOU GODDAMNIT!

This sounds exactly like the scenario sears went through, they wonder what went wrong? Take a look in your clearance aisle, buddy.


 No.649

>>469

Christmas is tomorrow haha


 No.650

>>649

Nice try fag, but my computer has a clock on it.




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 No.647[Reply]

The dude in this picture has the same body type and hairstyle as my neighbor who just got into his freshman year of college.He also has a younger brother in 6th grade and always carries around a book bag with him.Maybe I’m over thinking this,but I’m seeing a lot of similarities

 No.648

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Yeah, so?




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 No.418[Reply]

I pet my cat today. I wish I had some motivation, but there's not really anything I'm looking forward to. I've always been into programming, but recently I've lost all motivation to work on my projects. I just feel like shitting away time playing Osu instead of doing something productive.

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 No.584

My cat licks my cum off the floor after me. he's good that way.


 No.586

>>584

Unintentional beastiality


 No.598

>>584

>he

Gay


 No.599

>>584

That's so freaking doggam hot!


 No.642

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Our cat has already caught two mice in our home and it isn't even halfway through the month yet. This is going to be a long december.




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 No.629[Reply]

Sup. Just shitting up this board here.

I fucking hate this shit.

I fucking hate this feeling, of numb pain. My head feels numb, like i have a dull pain going on there. I find it hard to think. I find it al ittle difficult to read too. I don't really feel like getting up either, and all I can really find myself doing is mindlessly watching shitty streams and shit on YouTube, accelerating my brain rot.

I want this shit to stop,

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 No.636

>>633

I remember that alien cutter from /co/. I really like it. I want to learn alien medical science and save it and hug it once it's all better.


 No.638

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 No.639

>>638

Still, I'd try.


 No.640

had sad thought.

lonely.

thought to blogpost in /r9k/

then remembered, can't relate.

also not robot.

despite typing robotically.

was actually told i talk like a robot in real life.

ow.

wish i knew what he meant.

monotone, maybe. flat. dead.


 No.641

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I wonder what's worse. To be an aimless soul trapped in a direction not of his own choosing, or to be an aimless soul without a direction..




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 No.430[Reply]

I made bread.

 No.437

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>>430

how'd it turn out?


 No.621

share recipe


 No.623

My dad used to make bread a lot. Good shit.


 No.637

>>623

My parents used to make bread often using one of those metallic bread machines, but in the end nothing beats oven-baked bread.




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 No.316[Reply]

This morning i drank water.

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 No.566

>>565

>I'm not sure what you're referencing, but they did pretty well in Korea

They had the assistance of the Soviets who presumably kept them from fucking absolutely everything up, and even then the US/UN/SK forces managed to push them back to where the Korean DMZ is

>'Nam

Even with the assistance of the Chinese, the Soviets and the better part of SE Asia the West was basically murdering the communist forces so damn hard they had to try and stall/wait for antiwar sentiment to undermine the West's campaign. If the powers-that-be in the US alone had decided to ignore the antiwar sentiment and continue the bombing campaigns it's highly likely the North would have capitulated entirely, with guerrilla fighters and anyone of import in the North fleeing to neighboring countries.

>Sino-Soviet border conflict

No comment, not something I've read much about.

>Sino-Indian War

Mostly no comment, though it should be noted that the Indian Military doesn't exactly make any "best militaries in the world" lists


 No.568

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>>566

>They had the assistance of the Soviets who presumably kept them from fucking absolutely everything up, and even then the US/UN/SK forces managed to push them back to where the Korean DMZ is

They were hardly pushed back relative to status quo ante bellum. DPRK gained the city of Kaesong and only lost a net 1500 square miles.

>assistance of the Soviets

Sino-Soviet split was before 'Nam and they were actively working against each other by that point. The Soviets caught on to the Chinese plan to usurp them as the dominant communist power and were actually warning the US about Chinese trickery as early as the 1960s. China aligned with the US versus the Soviets during the Nixon Administration and Vietnam was eventually left at the mercy of the CCP, who still has it as a puppet state to this day.


 No.619

>>568

shut up and share the book already


 No.632

I lick my teeth very often.


 No.635

>>619

"The Hundred-Year Marathon: China's Secret Strategy to Replace America as the Global Superpower Paperback" by Michael Pillsbury, linked in EPUB format and commercially available in paperback and hard cover.

http://libgen.io/book/index.php?md5=EC0F15753D87D986FE2DB9790879AF8E




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 No.625[Reply]

Q… You said, Moon Landings are real, Consider the vastness of space. You quoted the Bible on many occasions. Yet you endorse things like space? Why would you contradict the very Bible you quote from? Do you think we are idiots? Tell the damn truth. Earth is flat. The Govt is planning a fake alien invasion. California wildfires were a result of DEW deployment. WTH Q? Why are you ignoring the foundational truths? Why are you spreading disinfo? Are you a good guy or an evil agent of doom? We need to know. Also this JFK JR STUFF. Is he alive or not? Quit treating us like we are just fish chasing bait.

 No.626

>>625

>Quit treating us like we are just fish chasing bait.

But that's exactly what Qtards are.


 No.627

>>625

>Earth is flat.

>/pol/ tards actually believe this

Anyways, go away pol and leftypol, you're both cancer and everyone hopes you die.




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 No.594[Reply]

I took a poo today.

 No.609

I can relate OP. I guess that today was colon cleaning day because I shit so much in two goes that I think I lost a couple pounds.


 No.614

Colon Cleaning Day ("CCD") are the BEST days!


 No.616

>>594

I double fwushed today.


 No.617

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You guys don't shit everyday? I shit every day when I wake up and I eat almost nothing.


 No.624

>>617

I only shit like once every 2-3 weeks.




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 No.622[Reply]

>>4038347

>>4038387

>>4038513

It's definitely eucalyptus. And we know that is what koalas eat. Points to Australia I agree.



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 No.330[Reply]

Is there a way to take life less seriously?

Otherwise is there a way to come to terms with death? I swear I'm fucking retarded I get blindsided by sophistry and I have a hard time picking up basic fucking formatting because I don't want to read the manual. Hell I hate reading in general because it takes up my time.

Why is time so fucking limiting?

Why do I have to wait? I hate spoon-feeding because it gives in to my own faults, yet at the same juncture I can't force myself to do anything meaningful with the little brains I have. What the fuck can I do? I just want to change something… Change life so that I have a purpose outside of philosophy and constant learning. Where is the truth.. where can I find wisdom and acceptance?

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 No.368

jesus dude, you could've contacted me on email first before adding me on skype, I don't check it most of the time and now I'm a week late on an opportunity and I definitely missed it. bummer.


 No.373

I fucked up again, was I supposed to click the link for the meeting? LOL I didn't realize I thought the call was supposed to come from the skype app itself.


 No.394

>>330

>Is there a way to take life less seriously?

Handle all emotional stress by laughing about it and never mentioning it outside the context of jokes at any time. Never stop laughing. If something bad is happening to someone else, laugh. If life is shit for you, laugh about how shit life is. Force yourself to laugh until it's the only way you know how to deal with anything anymore and have everyone around you get frustrated because "you never take anything seriously anon". Laugh about the way you're going to die, laugh about the fact you "ironically" want to commit suicide. Laugh about your depression tearing you up inside.

There you go you're golden.


 No.479

>>330

I used to have serious self confidence issues as a teenager. Up until I was around 15 I could hardly talk to anyone. But I learnt something really important and it helped me out alot, I'd say I'm a completely different person.

Confidence is the best thing to have.

Yknow that thing you wanna try? Try it.

That girl you wanna talk to? Talk to her.

Anything you want to do, say or be just fucking do it. Take risks, fuck about, make mistakes. If you live worried of the consequences, be it death or anything else you aren't living. Sometimes, the best way to be happy is to risk being sad.

Hope that made sense. Enjoy life Anon, its the best.


 No.620

yes (lol)




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 No.405[Reply]

Post whatever shit you did recently or any thoughts you've had. Put as much or little detail as you want.

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 No.593

>>589

I guess, but the inverted castle is a chore.


 No.597

>>593

It's painful because you have to constantly transform into the bat to reach places. There's also no real new useful power ups either. Would have been nice to have a second castle to explore and new abilities.


 No.607

I shoved a marker up my ass and came with it.


 No.613

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>>607

ZOMG1!! pics please.


 No.618

Today I tried to kill myself again.

Fighting your own survival instinct is quite difficult. I am tired of it, I wish it would stop getting in my way. It is the only one truly strong opponent I have ever met. It adapts and improves so fast that I can barely keep up.

I guess it is literally the final boss that stands between me and the end of the game. Of course, I could go the roundabout way of grinding (surviving (getting money, eating, shitting and sleeping) until I reach the end, but this chore took too much of my time already. But whenever I grinding, the final boss comes, defeats me and I have no way out but to grind because I am its bitch.




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 No.591[Reply]

I saw the Grinch movie today. It was okay. I thought that the whole "The Grinch was an orphan and he didn't experience christmas as a kid" thing took away more from the movie than it added. There was still the message of being with your family and spreading happiness being more important than consuming products but it really wasn't about that so much as it was about the Grinch getting over his bad childhood. Funnily enough for a while I thought that the movie was trying to suggest that the Grinch had some form of autism and honestly it would have been hilarious to see such a ballsy take on the original work. The B plot with Cindy Lou didn't really go anywhere either, it was just

>"I'm being a burden on my mom"

<"You're not being a burden on me"

>"Oh OK"

It didn't really add anything to the movie at all. I think that's the problem with making a movie out of a short book, it's just too concise to stretch out to an hour and a half and you have to make up shit that will never fit right. And it's hollywood, so it's still a commendable feat that the point wasn't completely lost and the work wasn't turned into an unintelligible mess. That's all you can ask for really.

 No.611

I'd say the Cindy Lou B plot is an overall negative, mostly because it glorifies single motherhood and single motherhood is cancer. Also, now how in the original Grinch and the other retellings, Cindy Lou was part of of a large family. In this version she only has two brothers, who have less than a minute of screentime and only exist reinforce the "muh stronk independent womynz, wow so noble" narrative. It's far more wholesome than what you expect out of Hollywood these days, so I'll give them credit for that.


 No.615

>>611

Oh yeah, that makes a lot more sense then. The way they structured the thing with the mom putting the intense amount of elbow grease into dealing with her kids made me think that it was going to be resolved somehow, but it's a lot easier to understand when you explain it like that.




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 No.602[Reply]

Tictoc

 No.610

Whatever happened with that old hag who called the cops on this guy? I only know about this from ricecooker jim's stream.




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