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Welcome! In /blog/, you can start threads about yourself, your opinions and any interesting anecdotes and everyone will care about it!


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Congratulations on your AHG win.

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I hope nobody ever gets to know me.

Deep down I'm horrible.

And I'm miserable because I will never be perfect.

And that's pathetic, I know. But it's just that it's apparent to everyone else except me. Or so it's made out to be that way. And it pisses me off.

I'm a monster. I wish I could do terrible things to people. I wish I could be a true demon. I'm horrible. I want nothing but to do the worst things to people, and it's something I can't turn away from. but I will never achieve it and that will drive me mad.

I think about getting so stiff inside of little girls.

Mothers forfeiting their children. Hypnosis. Cuck sex ritual mutilation. Farming for virgins.


pssh… nothing personnel.. kid…



Definitely impregnatable, this one.


I can only realize how painful of an eye sore my life is when I'm high.


You are a fat jobless man.

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I want to kill myself but unironically. I wish there was some way I could do it without my family knowing but I realize that it would actually benefit them in the long run and initiate some much needed change in all of their lives, maybe for the worse at first but for the best in the end. I'm 20 but I really don't feel like seeing what's in it for me, I don't want to go on and I hardly have the energy or dignity to get up out of bed during the day and do much of anything besides watch anime or something. I don't know how I got to this point but I know I've felt this way for as far back as I can remember. I don't want to take any goddamn medication, I've read far too much on the permanent detrimental effects that could transpire, then again one could argue that if I want to kill myself then what's the harm anyway, but I still don't want to take them. My mom is sending me to another country where I have wealthy family with major connections to hopefully try to start again somewhere new, eventually go to college there and whatnot, but nothing has worked out so far and I'm dreading it just another massive disappointment. I'm going to try and expect nothing but I can't help but hope, I think it's in my nature. I've always had big dreams.


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If you're not going to use the money, can I have it?


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Well lads I've decided that if this thing with college in another country doesn't work out I'm enlisting in the army, my absolute last resort. My grandpa was a war hero and I figure I'll try to follow in his footsteps. Hope you're all doing well



Which country do you live in?


>be me

>/b/ mod

>April of the current year

>find out that two namefags live closeish to each other (Seruki and TableROU)

>they hook up

>Seruki gets pregnant

>they decide they want to come visit me before they have a kid

>mfw they follow through

>mfw im currently staying with them until the 10th

>mfw they buy me 5 polished ceramic eggs as a gift

It's currently 11:17AM and we are going to spend the rest of the day in Denver. I've put one of the eggs up my ass and intend to see how long I can wait until I shit it out and give it to one of them on public transport.

Pic moderately related: I put an egg up my ass a long time ago on /b/, Seruki and Table both were present during this incident.


>/b/ mod

>obnoxious faggot

What a surprise.


Dear god it was stuck the entire day. My ass is currently a river of blood, but I got it out (barely). I was trying for hours to shit it out, but it was stuck deep in there. I seem to have made it 12 hours though, in hindsight I should have done it with a raw egg and saw if it cooked.


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And now you're touching it with your hands. /b/ literally is cancer.



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About three months ago, I was at Church. I wasn't really paying attention to the liturgy, I was just sort of thinking. Regrettably, I do this sometimes. I was raised a Catholic, I was taught the order of the Mass in a classroom setting, and on the vast majority of the Sundays of my life, I've gone to Church. I've thoroughly memorized the actions, the words, the prayers, and most of the common hymns, so it can all be kind of mindless to me if I'm not careful.

What I was thinking about was the nature of individuality, especially as it relates to my own life. I recognize radical individualism as the source of most of the world's problems today. People say, "Well why should the Church tell me I can't suck dicks? I'm not hurting anyone, am I?" People say, "Well why should these racists tell me I can't fuck niggers? I'm not hurting anyone, am I?" These people reject the notion that they could ever have any responsibilities to any social unit higher than the individual, so they do whatever they want, completely heedless of the damage they're causing to society. I'm not saying Chinese hive-mind collectivism is the answer here, I'm just saying that individualism has gotten out of hand. People take it to radical extremes.

Yet, despite my realization of this, I'm something of a radical individual myself. I go to work and barely talk to anyone, I go to the store and avoid people's eyes, and at the end of every Mass I speed-walk out of the Church without a word to anyone. Not even to the priest, who is always waiting outside the door to shake your hand and talk to you if you want him to. At the end of every day, I come to nothing. I come home to nobody. I barely even call my parents anymore. I don't talk to my siblings at all outside of Christmas. I can't remember the last time I looked at someone I somewhat knew and decided I'd like to be better friends with that person. I can't remember the last time I looked at a woman and decided I'd like to get to know her. If I forget to talk to myself, I'll go so long without speaking that my lips feel stuck together. Even on 8chan, I feel like there's something about my posts that makes them stick out. Like I don't fit in with all the other Anonymouses somehow. As though, despite the fact that I've spent the better part of the past decade on imageboards, there's still something abouPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



You're just a retard with social anxiety.



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just gonna use this to type some cringe word spaghetti about my inconsequential life

lost a lot of weight recently, 40 pounds over the last few months. my bmi is now in the "overweight" category. i dont feel any different. i dont even know why im still doing it. i guess im tired of being alone and i know my weight is a big problem but how will this get me a bf/gf? i cant talk to people, i dont want to talk to people i dont even want to look at people. the closest person in my life is a guy who added me from the cuteboys map last july. i have no interpersonal relationships of value irl. my family is a mess. i just want to cry and have someone there who built a life with me, so i could be there for them too when they're weak, but no one is even in my life to have a casual talk about the aesthetics that buying a mahogany wardrobe adds to a bedroom (weird fucking example but it's what i thought of for nonchalant chitchat). i remember in december of 2017 i had a panic attack i think. i didnt know it was a panic attack at the time but my roommate was gone so i had the room to myself and i fucking freaked out. 8 hours of sobbing and hitting my head on the bed frame and tearing open parts of my leg. then i fell asleep and when i woke up part of me was gone permanently. i dont cry anymore, i dont really feel hardly as much about anything anymore. if you think this post is whiny bitch mode garbage(it is) you should see what i used to write. idk one of these days i'll get around to trying suspension hanging, i've thought about it but even just thinking about confronting death still makes me shudder. i need a more immediate way like a gun so i can do it on impulse randomly one day.


No word capitalization; didn't read.


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Stop being gay. The rest will sort itself out afterwards.



can you not'ed



Sorry for trying to help.

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>parents have set me up to see a guy who will either send me back to college or into wagecuckery

What do?



itll end up a mess ffs



They'll drag me out of the bed and into the car if that's what it takes to get me there.


It sucked. Not employed yet though.


Who was the person? Psychologist?



They're autism workers or something. I think I'm supposed to try out a bunch of jobs to see what I'm most comfortable with.

Should I hold this against my parents? You know, if they try to force me to do anything else then I could say I'll call my boss a fag or something. I don't want to be a cunt about it, but I wanted to spend what little time I had before I had to join the work force, and I had zero say in this.

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I dreamt I had a foreskin

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My dad was cut, He refused to let my mother have my tip snipped.

Feels good man


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I stuck my finger up my bum and there was poop so I stopped



Man, this place is a gem, so much subtle autism.


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I'm not able to dream it at all. I guess it's just beyond my capacity to imagine it.


>tfw dick was snipped for (((medical reasons)))

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The dude in this picture has the same body type and hairstyle as my neighbor who just got into his freshman year of college.He also has a younger brother in 6th grade and always carries around a book bag with him.Maybe I’m over thinking this,but I’m seeing a lot of similarities


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Yeah, so?


Stop watching porn.



Satan trips confirm.

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The last five days.

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I am a 5'1" male, if you could even call me a man. I realize now that I have a steep uphill battle to fight with in the rest of the world, but I'm considering not fighting it and just relaxing in the shade at the bottom of the hill. The truth of the matter is that I will be less likely to get a job (I do have one despite this) get paid less, I'll be less likely to be promoted, viewed as less intelligent, and not sufficient to be as a leader. honestly as I type this out I care less and less about it. somethings must die and my name will just be another in an endless lust of people who didn't matter. I have to learn to deal with that. That and the crippling loneliness, but again none of my struggles matter. I will never be important and I have to accept that. The last thing I did not mention on my list of disadvantages is that I will disregarded by the opposite sex just because if my height.

All of this just because of something that is 60 to 80 percent genetic the rest being nutrition, but that is my mother's fault for being a dumb bitch his brought three kids in this world she couldn't take care of.



Hey OP, I'll give you some schadenfreude at my own expense.

I am 6'4". Not ugly, with a deep and clear voice, and only somewhat overweight. I mean, you won't notice my gut if I'm wearing a shirt. I have never had a girlfriend, or a close friend of any sort. I have never had a successful job interview either, and have therefore had to join the military to get gainful employment. Navy. I'm a smart guy. I test well, and was given a technical rating. I learned my job easily, because I understand most technology intuitively. Graduated my apprenticeship school at the top of my class. However, from the instant I joined, people have treated me like a retard. They look at me funny, like I'm a walking pile of shit. They explain things over and over again to me like they're talking to a child. If there's a job within my specialty that needs doing, and I'm the only one in my specialty available, leadership is more likely to ask someone of a different specialty to handle it than me. If there's leadership that needs doing, I'm frequently placed under someone of a junior rank to me. I get treated like I'm lazy even though I log more maintenance hours than everyone else I work with combined. I don't know why I get treated this way. I confronted my immediate supervisor about it once, and he apologized, but gave me no reasoning and ultimately continued treating me the same way.

Anyway, at least you can hide behind your height and claim that if you were taller you'd be doing better in life, it's not like anyone can prove you wrong. Imagine if you were like me, a guy who won the genetic lottery and still gets shat on no matter what he does. It stands to reason that if it's nothing in my appearance than it's something in my behavior, which makes it completely and entirely my own fault, even though I seem incapable of determining what exactly I'm doing wrong.

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Today I downloaded Thunderbird. I ain't having any more shit from shitty webmails anymore, especially Terra's.


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Cool, is thunderbird some kind of browser or an email service? Just wondering.



It's an email client from Mozilla - https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/thunderbird/

Basically makes it much more easilier to manage all things mail related.



Two goddamn years agor, wew lad.



I really like thunderbird. I started using it on ubuntu and its really easy to use and really dependable.


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>it's thanksgiving tomorrow

Nobody tells me shit.

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I would if she was a guy. As a woman she isn't really in control in her actions. Putting her at fault would mean putting myself at fault because I was part of the problem for not teaching her not to value her dumbass friend over her own family.


Don't get enough days off school to fly home, spent the day with family friends instead.


now that the whole thanksgiving/advertiser's weekend is over, I still have it cemented that the whole advertising spectacle of black friday and cyber monday is overrated as fuck. Thanksgiving isn't given credit when credit is due when It's the actual, real holiday among these overmarketed "holidays" that technically not even holidays.

On amazon, actual discounts are relative, because amazon is terribly inconsistent with prices, so why does it matter? Stores aren't any better, last year in best buy, I heard stories about how the only major-ticket items that had black-friday-worthy markdowns were in atrociously low quantities, how would this year be any different? I bought one thing this black friday weekend, because it was the only thing of its kind there, and was actually made of a material that justified its price. Everything else in the price range? Those were made of the same materials that less-expensive garbage was made out of, I had no reason to buy anything else.

I've personally seen three fucking store franchises in the past two years, go through the following cycle:

>hear from store workers how they're eventually gonna close shop soon.

>decide to check out the clearance sections of each.

>it's hardly clearance-worthy, 30% off at most, when real clearance is 50%+ at other stores.

>closing sales come, most items are barely around 40% off, forty fucking percent! Anything that's 50% or more is basically worthless in production cost anyway.

>even worse, some stores had the "Yellow tag exclusions" where if they had the yellow tag, It's full fucking price!


This sounds exactly like the scenario sears went through, they wonder what went wrong? Take a look in your clearance aisle, buddy.



Christmas is tomorrow haha



Nice try fag, but my computer has a clock on it.

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I pet my cat today. I wish I had some motivation, but there's not really anything I'm looking forward to. I've always been into programming, but recently I've lost all motivation to work on my projects. I just feel like shitting away time playing Osu instead of doing something productive.

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My cat licks my cum off the floor after me. he's good that way.



Unintentional beastiality







That's so freaking doggam hot!


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Our cat has already caught two mice in our home and it isn't even halfway through the month yet. This is going to be a long december.

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Sup. Just shitting up this board here.

I fucking hate this shit.

I fucking hate this feeling, of numb pain. My head feels numb, like i have a dull pain going on there. I find it hard to think. I find it al ittle difficult to read too. I don't really feel like getting up either, and all I can really find myself doing is mindlessly watching shitty streams and shit on YouTube, accelerating my brain rot.

I want this shit to stop,

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I remember that alien cutter from /co/. I really like it. I want to learn alien medical science and save it and hug it once it's all better.


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Still, I'd try.


had sad thought.


thought to blogpost in /r9k/

then remembered, can't relate.

also not robot.

despite typing robotically.

was actually told i talk like a robot in real life.


wish i knew what he meant.

monotone, maybe. flat. dead.


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I wonder what's worse. To be an aimless soul trapped in a direction not of his own choosing, or to be an aimless soul without a direction..

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