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Welcome! In /blog/, you can start threads about yourself, your opinions and any interesting anecdotes and everyone will care about it!


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Congratulations on your AHG win.

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I dreamt I had a foreskin

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My dad was cut, He refused to let my mother have my tip snipped.

Feels good man


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I stuck my finger up my bum and there was poop so I stopped



Man, this place is a gem, so much subtle autism.


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I'm not able to dream it at all. I guess it's just beyond my capacity to imagine it.


>tfw dick was snipped for (((medical reasons)))

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The dude in this picture has the same body type and hairstyle as my neighbor who just got into his freshman year of college.He also has a younger brother in 6th grade and always carries around a book bag with him.Maybe I’m over thinking this,but I’m seeing a lot of similarities


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Yeah, so?


Stop watching porn.



Satan trips confirm.

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>parents have set me up to see a guy who will either send me back to college or into wagecuckery

What do?



itll end up a mess ffs



They'll drag me out of the bed and into the car if that's what it takes to get me there.


It sucked. Not employed yet though.

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The last five days.

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I am a 5'1" male, if you could even call me a man. I realize now that I have a steep uphill battle to fight with in the rest of the world, but I'm considering not fighting it and just relaxing in the shade at the bottom of the hill. The truth of the matter is that I will be less likely to get a job (I do have one despite this) get paid less, I'll be less likely to be promoted, viewed as less intelligent, and not sufficient to be as a leader. honestly as I type this out I care less and less about it. somethings must die and my name will just be another in an endless lust of people who didn't matter. I have to learn to deal with that. That and the crippling loneliness, but again none of my struggles matter. I will never be important and I have to accept that. The last thing I did not mention on my list of disadvantages is that I will disregarded by the opposite sex just because if my height.

All of this just because of something that is 60 to 80 percent genetic the rest being nutrition, but that is my mother's fault for being a dumb bitch his brought three kids in this world she couldn't take care of.



Hey OP, I'll give you some schadenfreude at my own expense.

I am 6'4". Not ugly, with a deep and clear voice, and only somewhat overweight. I mean, you won't notice my gut if I'm wearing a shirt. I have never had a girlfriend, or a close friend of any sort. I have never had a successful job interview either, and have therefore had to join the military to get gainful employment. Navy. I'm a smart guy. I test well, and was given a technical rating. I learned my job easily, because I understand most technology intuitively. Graduated my apprenticeship school at the top of my class. However, from the instant I joined, people have treated me like a retard. They look at me funny, like I'm a walking pile of shit. They explain things over and over again to me like they're talking to a child. If there's a job within my specialty that needs doing, and I'm the only one in my specialty available, leadership is more likely to ask someone of a different specialty to handle it than me. If there's leadership that needs doing, I'm frequently placed under someone of a junior rank to me. I get treated like I'm lazy even though I log more maintenance hours than everyone else I work with combined. I don't know why I get treated this way. I confronted my immediate supervisor about it once, and he apologized, but gave me no reasoning and ultimately continued treating me the same way.

Anyway, at least you can hide behind your height and claim that if you were taller you'd be doing better in life, it's not like anyone can prove you wrong. Imagine if you were like me, a guy who won the genetic lottery and still gets shat on no matter what he does. It stands to reason that if it's nothing in my appearance than it's something in my behavior, which makes it completely and entirely my own fault, even though I seem incapable of determining what exactly I'm doing wrong.

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Today I downloaded Thunderbird. I ain't having any more shit from shitty webmails anymore, especially Terra's.


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Cool, is thunderbird some kind of browser or an email service? Just wondering.



It's an email client from Mozilla - https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/thunderbird/

Basically makes it much more easilier to manage all things mail related.



Two goddamn years agor, wew lad.



I really like thunderbird. I started using it on ubuntu and its really easy to use and really dependable.



>be me

>/b/ mod

>April of the current year

>find out that two namefags live closeish to each other (Seruki and TableROU)

>they hook up

>Seruki gets pregnant

>they decide they want to come visit me before they have a kid

>mfw they follow through

>mfw im currently staying with them until the 10th

>mfw they buy me 5 polished ceramic eggs as a gift

It's currently 11:17AM and we are going to spend the rest of the day in Denver. I've put one of the eggs up my ass and intend to see how long I can wait until I shit it out and give it to one of them on public transport.

Pic moderately related: I put an egg up my ass a long time ago on /b/, Seruki and Table both were present during this incident.


>/b/ mod

>obnoxious faggot

What a surprise.


Dear god it was stuck the entire day. My ass is currently a river of blood, but I got it out (barely). I was trying for hours to shit it out, but it was stuck deep in there. I seem to have made it 12 hours though, in hindsight I should have done it with a raw egg and saw if it cooked.


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And now you're touching it with your hands. /b/ literally is cancer.

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>it's thanksgiving tomorrow

Nobody tells me shit.

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I would if she was a guy. As a woman she isn't really in control in her actions. Putting her at fault would mean putting myself at fault because I was part of the problem for not teaching her not to value her dumbass friend over her own family.


Don't get enough days off school to fly home, spent the day with family friends instead.


now that the whole thanksgiving/advertiser's weekend is over, I still have it cemented that the whole advertising spectacle of black friday and cyber monday is overrated as fuck. Thanksgiving isn't given credit when credit is due when It's the actual, real holiday among these overmarketed "holidays" that technically not even holidays.

On amazon, actual discounts are relative, because amazon is terribly inconsistent with prices, so why does it matter? Stores aren't any better, last year in best buy, I heard stories about how the only major-ticket items that had black-friday-worthy markdowns were in atrociously low quantities, how would this year be any different? I bought one thing this black friday weekend, because it was the only thing of its kind there, and was actually made of a material that justified its price. Everything else in the price range? Those were made of the same materials that less-expensive garbage was made out of, I had no reason to buy anything else.

I've personally seen three fucking store franchises in the past two years, go through the following cycle:

>hear from store workers how they're eventually gonna close shop soon.

>decide to check out the clearance sections of each.

>it's hardly clearance-worthy, 30% off at most, when real clearance is 50%+ at other stores.

>closing sales come, most items are barely around 40% off, forty fucking percent! Anything that's 50% or more is basically worthless in production cost anyway.

>even worse, some stores had the "Yellow tag exclusions" where if they had the yellow tag, It's full fucking price!


This sounds exactly like the scenario sears went through, they wonder what went wrong? Take a look in your clearance aisle, buddy.



Christmas is tomorrow haha



Nice try fag, but my computer has a clock on it.

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I pet my cat today. I wish I had some motivation, but there's not really anything I'm looking forward to. I've always been into programming, but recently I've lost all motivation to work on my projects. I just feel like shitting away time playing Osu instead of doing something productive.

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My cat licks my cum off the floor after me. he's good that way.



Unintentional beastiality







That's so freaking doggam hot!


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Our cat has already caught two mice in our home and it isn't even halfway through the month yet. This is going to be a long december.

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Sup. Just shitting up this board here.

I fucking hate this shit.

I fucking hate this feeling, of numb pain. My head feels numb, like i have a dull pain going on there. I find it hard to think. I find it al ittle difficult to read too. I don't really feel like getting up either, and all I can really find myself doing is mindlessly watching shitty streams and shit on YouTube, accelerating my brain rot.

I want this shit to stop,

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I remember that alien cutter from /co/. I really like it. I want to learn alien medical science and save it and hug it once it's all better.


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Still, I'd try.


had sad thought.


thought to blogpost in /r9k/

then remembered, can't relate.

also not robot.

despite typing robotically.

was actually told i talk like a robot in real life.


wish i knew what he meant.

monotone, maybe. flat. dead.


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I wonder what's worse. To be an aimless soul trapped in a direction not of his own choosing, or to be an aimless soul without a direction..

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I made bread.


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how'd it turn out?


share recipe


My dad used to make bread a lot. Good shit.



My parents used to make bread often using one of those metallic bread machines, but in the end nothing beats oven-baked bread.

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This morning i drank water.

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>I'm not sure what you're referencing, but they did pretty well in Korea

They had the assistance of the Soviets who presumably kept them from fucking absolutely everything up, and even then the US/UN/SK forces managed to push them back to where the Korean DMZ is


Even with the assistance of the Chinese, the Soviets and the better part of SE Asia the West was basically murdering the communist forces so damn hard they had to try and stall/wait for antiwar sentiment to undermine the West's campaign. If the powers-that-be in the US alone had decided to ignore the antiwar sentiment and continue the bombing campaigns it's highly likely the North would have capitulated entirely, with guerrilla fighters and anyone of import in the North fleeing to neighboring countries.

>Sino-Soviet border conflict

No comment, not something I've read much about.

>Sino-Indian War

Mostly no comment, though it should be noted that the Indian Military doesn't exactly make any "best militaries in the world" lists


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>They had the assistance of the Soviets who presumably kept them from fucking absolutely everything up, and even then the US/UN/SK forces managed to push them back to where the Korean DMZ is

They were hardly pushed back relative to status quo ante bellum. DPRK gained the city of Kaesong and only lost a net 1500 square miles.

>assistance of the Soviets

Sino-Soviet split was before 'Nam and they were actively working against each other by that point. The Soviets caught on to the Chinese plan to usurp them as the dominant communist power and were actually warning the US about Chinese trickery as early as the 1960s. China aligned with the US versus the Soviets during the Nixon Administration and Vietnam was eventually left at the mercy of the CCP, who still has it as a puppet state to this day.



shut up and share the book already


I lick my teeth very often.



"The Hundred-Year Marathon: China's Secret Strategy to Replace America as the Global Superpower Paperback" by Michael Pillsbury, linked in EPUB format and commercially available in paperback and hard cover.


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Q… You said, Moon Landings are real, Consider the vastness of space. You quoted the Bible on many occasions. Yet you endorse things like space? Why would you contradict the very Bible you quote from? Do you think we are idiots? Tell the damn truth. Earth is flat. The Govt is planning a fake alien invasion. California wildfires were a result of DEW deployment. WTH Q? Why are you ignoring the foundational truths? Why are you spreading disinfo? Are you a good guy or an evil agent of doom? We need to know. Also this JFK JR STUFF. Is he alive or not? Quit treating us like we are just fish chasing bait.



>Quit treating us like we are just fish chasing bait.

But that's exactly what Qtards are.



>Earth is flat.

>/pol/ tards actually believe this

Anyways, go away pol and leftypol, you're both cancer and everyone hopes you die.

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I took a poo today.


I can relate OP. I guess that today was colon cleaning day because I shit so much in two goes that I think I lost a couple pounds.


Colon Cleaning Day ("CCD") are the BEST days!



I double fwushed today.


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You guys don't shit everyday? I shit every day when I wake up and I eat almost nothing.



I only shit like once every 2-3 weeks.

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