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File: 228ecf52a492188⋯.jpg (94.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, krump.jpg)

 No.183650

Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

 No.183907

>tasmanians unironically call the rest of the country "the mainland"

You deserve it you inbred fucks.

Why doesn't Tasmania have a footy team?

The AFL would go broke off a family pass.


 No.183992

File: 3706965aa413c49⋯.jpg (28.68 KB, 600x584, 75:73, efd.jpg)

Do fucking not! You call us inbred when you cunts fucking put on fireworks for the fags.


 No.184031

>>183650

We would never insult NZ by associating them with you. There are limits which go beyond healthy banter and that sort of joke is just a bit too far in my opinion.


 No.184046

tasmania should just be a nature reserve


 No.184052

File: 54ee163124e2eb2⋯.jpg (85.72 KB, 407x405, 407:405, 1451964508872.jpg)

build a bridge


 No.184118

>>183650

>fucking pretend were part of NZ.

If you give an american directions to nz he'll end up in taz. You're like the retarded version of nz that draws all the heat off us.


 No.184306

New Zealand is Tasmania's Tasmania. Prove me wrong.


 No.184434

Tasmania is the greatest state to be in while you are still underage (it has the most piss easy schooling system in all of Australia).

If you don't move to another state after high school (or "college" as year 11/12 is referred to as there), you are fucked for life.


 No.184629

File: ba03cdecaa1f4b9⋯.webm (124.89 KB, 512x288, 16:9, tasmanian inbreeding.webm)

It's up to Tasmanians to remind us

>>183992

webm related


 No.184738

nz here

tasmania actually looks quite nice


 No.184798

If you blikes have any more fucking kids the whole islands bound to sink.

Take your fucking pink lamingtons and mallow cones and fuck of back to antartica.


 No.184809


 No.191143

Listen mate we built the bass strait to keep you cunts away


 No.191412

>>183907

Tasmanian's call Mainland Australia "Australia"

t. Tasmanian

Also what the fuck wouldn't we call mainland Australia the mainland?


 No.191484

Bait thread, you're not tasmanian.

You can read and write and work the computers.


 No.191486

>>183650

You're Van Dieman's Land, not that other despot's land.


 No.191566

>>183650

why? isnt NZ wealthier than australia?


 No.191591

>>191566

probably but hes tasmanian he has sub 80 iq at best


 No.191592

>>191591

>probably but hes tasmanian he has sub 80 iq at best

Pretty sure that's 80IQ per head. Not sure if it runs like a dual core though


 No.192134

>gf and her family getting plane tickets back to sydney from tassie

>ask for a trip "back to australia"

>the fuckin ticket seller plays dumb and keeps making out like he doesn't understand what it means

you wily cunts


 No.192698

File: 0166ddb228ec3fb⋯.jpg (29.92 KB, 650x488, 325:244, tassie marksman.jpg)

I don't mind Tasmanians, I've got a good friend who's one.

Got a good head on him, real switched on. Can't say the same for the other head though.


 No.192710

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>>183650

i thought they were breeding dinosaurs and shit down in tassie

are you telling me people actually live there?


 No.192933

I dated a tasmanian girl for a while (long distance you understand, I'm not one.) She would fly in and fly out. She was up for everything in a way that girls from the mainland just aren't. I mean everything.


 No.192934

>>192933

careful bro tassie girls are headcases


 No.192935

>>192934

>dated in past tense

Yeah man believe me I know.




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