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Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.


If we gas the gooks then what whores will the NEETs shag ?


How was GFoctober goin, neets?



It's going great so far.

I've added 12 new women to my harem.

Oh… did you mean real life or my imagination ?


plans for the day or afternoon aest fags?



>still not having your license

You should make steps towards getting it



I am. I've done two driving lessons and I've booked my hazard perception test for this Friday. After that I shall book my driving lesson.


Glad I got my license when I was 17 and my parents paid for everything. Probably had close to 15 lessons to pass. Fucking expensive.



you can't drive a fucking car? How do you make late night drunken trips to maccas after making evening trips to dan's?

How do you plan to get morbidly obese if you have to walk everywhere?


You cunts falling for the licence jew.

With no licence you don't exist unless you're stupid enough to use mygov.

I like being invisible.



you can't drive a fucking car? How do you make late night drunken trips to maccas after making evening trips to dan's?

How do you plan to get morbidly obese if you have to walk everywhere?



just regular things for a regular day



Manual or Auto?


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Auto because I'm pathetic

Anybody wanna do me a 50? I'm in Melb


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I can do you a stick for 50



I'll do you if you pay me 50

I'm not going to melbourne though



>a stick

3.5 grams plz



Good man. Get yourself that licence and a whole new set of opportunities will open up for you.


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>be NEET

>get licence

>buy a $1200 shitbox centrelink advance payment special

>nowhere to drive



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>I'm invisible because I don't have driver's license

Do you have a phone? An internet connection in your own name? Ever use (((google))) or (((youtube))) or (((facebook))). Ever shop from (((amazon)))? Social media? An email account? Collect welfarebux? Applied for tafe or uni?

They know who you are anon



I was talking about the ((government))) not the literal jews but the only one of those I do is welfarebux and like I said I don't use mygov for that so they have the wrong address.

Internet and phone in a slightly diferent name.

And yes, I'm a paranoid motherfucker.



My parents never gave me a name



You dodged that bullet. Container unloading is fucking shit. You'll be surrounded by Muhammad and Pajeet, busting your ass in the sun all day for about $22-24p/h.

How old are you though? That's what really determines if not having a license is a deal breaker for employers.



are you oldneet?

what are some decent jobs that wouldn't be too hard for a neet to get?



Nah, I'm oldneet but he's right.

Easiest work to get into if you're just looking at unskilled work is warehousing.

It's not the best in the world but if you can get your fork ticket and some experience you can find work anywhere.

Try getting pick&pack somewhere and let them know you'd be keen to learn the forklift.



I'm just a nameless NEET, but I am approaching what could be called "old".

I cannot ever recommend selling yourself into slavery. The only reason I have ever held a job was to achieve a specific goal, and they have all been in warehousing or logistics. Even then, I needed help to get my foot in the door. Every industry is a tough market. Retail will take you if you're young because they can pay you dirt, as will trades.

Never work for the sake of working, work to get something you want. My first job got my parents off my back. My second job got me a car. My third job got me a pile of savings to live off of. My fourth job was going to get me a deposit for a rural block of land, but I threw in the towel because I was misled about the hours, the pay and the safety. Not going to get myself killed so someone else can make money off my labour.


I've got my salt-covered chicken roasting in the oven. Going to go prep my thyme and lemon for the sauce now.

Sometimes it is nice to prepare a proper recipe rather than just heat up processed garbage.

I will tell you all how it tastes once it is done.



I got my manual license but only had autos since I got my license, still can drive manual I'm just not the best at it


time for a neet nap before mummybot gets home



>Not going to get myself killed so someone else can make money off my labour.

Do I suspect a slight hint of Marx?



Not really into politics. I just know that the only person I can ever see myself working for is myself. I'd rather work 60 hours for myself, creating/growing/crafting something and make $600 than work for someone else for 30 hours and make $600.

I have to love what I'm doing and feel like I'm accomplishing something or I just can't get out of bed in the morning. I don't get that feeling loading a pallet onto a truck because someone else told me to.


>completely cut out drinking any sugary drinks

>only drink water

>lost a few kilos

>still eat large kfc meals with a water for the drink

My farts are horrendous



I am 26.

Looks bad, doesn't it?



26 is not old. Why did you take so long to get your drivers licence?




>was doing learner log book in qld

>got all my hours

>living in small fuck hole rural qld town


>got friend to drive my car to melbourne instead of doing p's

>sell car as soon as i get to melbourne

>don't need car due to melbournes extensive pt network

>turn 26

>start looking for better jobs

>all of them want licences

>trying to do it now

>much more expensive



You moved to melbourne by yourself?



That is a bit bad. I got my license at 22 and I thought that was a little late. You've gotta get those hours in. Controlling the car is the easy part, it's the hazard perception that takes time to develop. Funnily enough, the best thing for my hazard perception was getting into a car crash. I've been a far better driver ever since.



yes, my two friends who came with me (one of them had a licence) decided that they wanted to go back to mummy and daddy, while i stayed in melbourne

i did my vce, then did a meme degree and now here i am


What would happen if you just said on your resume that you do have your licence and then said the same thing in interviews?

Most of these jobs that want you to have a licence don't actually require you to ever drive as part of the job.



I was tossing up if I should lie as I could probably catch a bus there

I feel dumb for not lying. Everybody else does.



Do you live in a sharehouse or by yourself?

is it affordable?



share an apartment 500/m



If you have a birth certificate or any bank accounts you are in the system



>Most of these jobs that want you to have a licence don't actually require you to ever drive as part of the job.

When employment agency jobs ask for them it's got nothing to do with needing one for the jobs.

They do that because theres so much Centrelink fraud from out mates abdul and pajeet that they need photo id to cover their arses.

Yet another win for multiculturalism.



I imagine it would go down like this:

>turn up to work late because you missed your bus

<"NEET, why were you late?"


<"Where's your car?"



Hate this heat.

Wondering if I should get a near full body wax.



john would like that



They ask that so they know that you can get to work on time dummy



No they don't.

When they ask for a licence to be produced and copied before they've even interviewed you for a job that doesn't require a licence it's got fuck all to do with the job.



They need photo ID to cover their asses from what?



Centrelink fraud.

Abdul and pajeet would sign up for work with them with fake id's and claim the full dole.

It's been getting worse for years now, it's why none of the hire agencies will even put you on their books without photo id.


>tfw had my license copied heaps from different jobs I didn't end up getting over the years


The salt-roasted chicken with lemon and thyme sauce has been cooked and eaten.

Unfortunately I did not like the taste of the sauce at all. Way too lemony and with nothing to sweeten it. The recipe called for the juice of one lemon and that is what I used and it wasn't a particularly big or juicy lemon.

So I just ate the chicken on its own. It was pretty good but nothing exciting. I had hoped for more. It will probably be a while before I try another unfamiliar recipe.



A brave chicken died for nothing


I'm in cannington and never realised how much of an ethnic shit hole this place is, drove past the local high school and its 30% white.

Went to the Westfield here and it's full of old Chinese ladies pushing in line and pajeet couriers walking around talking in poo speak on their phones.



>poo speak

love it

in all serious though I know exactly what you're talking about with regards to the degradation of the local Westfields shopping center. I believe I made the post a few NEET generals ago, about a month ago to be precise. I was just touching on how feral and ethnic the Westfields are and how I think similar to the U.S. where malls closed due to nogs just chimping out and ruining the ambiance of the place more and more good wholesome people who have the $$ to spend at Westfields to begin with will just do it online. I know Amazon when it comes here will be a godsend, fuck retail and the bitchy 20 something blonde OMG EUROPE WITH BRANDON YAAAAS workers who pressure you and the ethnics are ridiculous. It's crowded and just filled with obviously very undesirable, low IQ and dregs of society sort of people, what I find most interesting is that my local Westfields despite being in a nice area looks like shit because of it's proximity to a train station which always brings up the absolute worst of the world. Good riddance.



Why don't you cook a pork shoulder with crackling next time? Make some apple sauce to go with it.


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I'll post my recipe.

1. Get a pork shoulder. Get the weight.

2. Score the skin, brush it with vinegar and cover the skin in rock salt. Cover the flesh with alumunium and leave the skin uncovered. Put it in the fridge for 24 hours.

3. Brush all of the rock salt off the skin with more vinegar brushes.

4. Heat the over up to 240. Put pork in there for 50 minutes to get the skin crispy as fuck.

5. Put peeled apples along side the pork, reduce heat to 200, cook for a further 40 minutes, or until cooked through.

6. Take out tray, blend apples into nice sauce.

7. Eat all of the crackling to yourself like a little piggy. Dip flesh in apple sauce.

8. Leave leftovers for sandwiches n shit.


After my bad chicken experience I am thinking of becoming vegetarian again. For some reason meat has stopped agreeing with me. I just don't love the taste of it any more and it makes me feel kind of STALE if you understand what I mean.


I am watching the first episode of Curb Your enthusiasm new season and the actors have all aged really detrimentally. With the exception of Larry himself. they all seem old and lack vigour. Richard Lewis looks like he should be in a nursing home.



The city is pretty bad too, the strips with shops on them there's a lot of niggers hanging around causing shit



Its a complete fucking dump. I was the NEET who took the bus there a while ago and while I was waiting at the bus stop for the ride back a pack of 20 nogs were raiding a shopping centre. The owner chased them away, but I was only across the street and I was so anxious that I was frozen, I have seen what they do to people in Melbourne.

I don't take the bus there anymore. Agree with you the westfield there is fucking horrible too.



Joondalup Dans sometimes have a security guard because one time I went in there and 10-15 niggers were causing trouble and the staff kept telling them to fuck off



Why didn't you intervene?



Yeah this shit is pretty ridiculous. At least in burgerland they have guns to defend themselves. I was going to learn self defense, like krav maga or jujitsu or something, but I think that would be rather useless when a pack of 4-20 are bearing down vs. yourself.

I've noticed reading the comments sections on facebook in the various melbourne news pages the normies are getting extremely sick of the africans. there are comments with 500 likes that read like something that before you would only see on /pol/. The next few years are going to get much worse. Multiculturalism and gun control do not mix. Maybe you can buy a huge fucking sword or something, that would be good for self defence.



Sounds like you're becoming a poofter m8.



>that would be good for self defence

nothing short of 12g would be good for self defense when it matters



>self defence

It's called jogging. Run away. Martial arts can be ok for knocking heads, but you're better off running if you're outnumbered. Boxing gets you fit and teaches you how to throw a punch. If you want to seriously mangle people, then bjj or whatever might be worth learning instead, assuming you can find a class that isn't full of leb manlets.



You should have stuffed the chicken with beer.


For my Thyme sauce I bought Kerry Gold butter. It was pricey but worth it. Tastes really good. Much better than that Western Star or Devondale trash.



You fat pig


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How did you know?




exactly the same story for me but Adelaide


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I fell for the paranoia meme for a few years. I had a smartphone for 2 years before I used it to connect to the internet. I didn't create a google+ account for years.

But the reality is that there are a million benefits to smartphones, paypal, instant internet access, facebook, all that. I could say more. Really, you should be joining the normies. Keep one leg on the side of the chanboards, one on the side of the normies. The benefits to a smartphone with internet itself is simply too big to pass up. You are wasting a huge amount of time if you don't have one.


<friend is smoking and vaping

what a meme


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>You should willingly hand over all your personal information to your Google overlords! It's worth it, goyim, I promise!

t. Chaim Goldstein


>tfw dicklet



>caring that google knows what you fap to

>paypal will know you brought dominos and a waifu pillow

>the zuckerberg botnet will know you have no friends

Hmm, really valuable personal information you are sharing. Not him, but companies knowing mundane, boring information about me isn't an issue. If you want anything to be secure, or secret then you use bitcoin and Tor.



An employee with a license is less likely to be a burden than an employee without

Places get so many applications that they can into the trash your resume for any minor negative



How small?



I stared at a qt on the bus the other day

She was pretty nice, although she did sound like she had a slight mental disability. Maybe I could leech off her dspbux



I was just fucking around, I don't really care what Google knows. But he sounded like he was really trying to sell how great smartphones are, which made him sound like a shill.

The big red flag in his post is Facebook. Come on now, only normies use Facebook.



If you don't use facebook to jack off to pictures of that girl who smiled at you 12 years ago you're not a real neet.



I have a Facebook but it is a fake account using a fake name and has no friends. I just use it to stalk profiles of people I used to know.



>a girl smiled at you once 12 years ago

chad plz go



Some girl even hugged me during primary school graduation

It's been a long fall from grace


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>not using a false alias, connecting through Tor via a VPN on a virtual box running Gentoo to jerk off to pictures of that girl that smiled at you 12 years ago



You forgot to do it at McDonalds so it can't be traced to your isp



McDonald's has this stupid policy against masturbating public - as I found out the hard way



I bet they wouldn't kick Chad out if he did it. It's only not okay when it's an ugly neet.



Tbf , who really wants to see a neet jacking it ?



>tfw never been hugged by a girl at school


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This was posted by someone else in the NEET thread years ago.



I don't want to see it either but I suck it up and get on with life.



Should have taken her to the back of the bus where no one could see and give her the ol raperoo



And guess which neet posted that?


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>tfw you get arrested numerous times for totally natural behaviour

This used to be a free country, what happened to our freedom?



That's where the druggos and teenagers sit though


Friday the 13th this Friday neetos

I hope rapeneet will be extra spooky



That's ok, they could have had sloppy 2nds-15ths.



I'll be able to wear a mask in public without the police questioning g me about it



you're a big neet



For poo


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I have a comment sorta related to this.

Having a smartphone is one thing.

But have you guys seen google maps reviews of shit? Like look up your local MAX or KFC or whatever the hell, the Dan's even. Then read the views. And click on the name of the person who reviews it and often they are reviewing 50 of the establishments they've been to in the past year. I would never do that shit lmao. It's just retarded. Often these people have their full names signing it off too. But I kinda wish I were that ignorant - must truly be bliss.



>tfw your year 12 english teacher kissed you on the cheek during your graduation a little bit too passionately

pretty pathetic that I still think about it



I used to know a girl (Reee, fuck off, I know) who did a facebook review on every single place she visited.

It was fucking annoying, like she had a compulsion to do it.

Never anything interesting either, just boring bland shit.



My phone prompts me to review places and suggests that I take photos to upload so other people can see what the location looks like. Who would even do that? If they were offering to pay me, I might consider it, but they're literally asking people to do work for free (and some people do it).


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On my way home, found a free quarter pounder monopoly sticker, dinner sorted.

Got myself lemonade to drink(recommended brand 75c), ate a bit of salad as I had skipped lunch.

Feeling good that I've been keeping to schedule aside from some things.

Buying new shoes on the weekend, just ordered a new phone.




>On my way home, found a free quarter pounder monopoly sticker

DumpsterNEET got cucked out of a free meal by a wagie. You should have been kind and put it in the bin for him.

What phone are you getting?


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This for $230 including shipping.

Paid a little more than I should have but I wasn't going to trust some Chinese to ship a phone and risk losing it in the mail, even with express shipping which I got.

I'm in need of upgrading now for various things, might sell my tablet and replace it too as the headphone jack is fucked.

Any NEETs recommend a phone provider? I'm thinking of switching to Aldi or Amaysim instead of Virgin but worried about coverage.

I'm using my Galaxy S2 at the moment.



>using galaxy S2

same, ever since 2013



I've got my mannequin, and she's just as hollow as any real twentysomething or under irl grill so I'm happy I got her. I have named her Aneeta - get it?


I'm going to venture out amongst the normies and see "Happy Death Day" at the cinema. Then rape someone…



We will need pictures of this mannequin please. I want the full horror experience.



Have u ever been bitten by a tick or a bad bug bite?

Cooking chicken is particularly hard.

Is a meat that doesnt have a strong taste, u can uncook v badly, overcooking can happen. also if u used to KFC flavors then yeah na

try some lamb



Check the previous NEET Thread



I want to see it in the NEET setting.


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Does that mean …

You want to see him banging his mannequin ?



Maybe just a subtle, tasteful hint that it has been banged.


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I hopped onto the Aliexpress bandwagon as well.




Are they reliable and safe? That has always been my concern.




>reliable and safe



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Absolute dogshit.



I thought Jethro only threw up when you pulled over? Is he chuckin a piss, or is that supposed to be cum?


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I wanna see him rape it



>had to catch the train somewhere last week

>chuck $10 on my myki card

>just checked the balance then

>it's down to $1.30



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would you watch a cooking "show" made by a neet?



Did you buy myki pass instead of myki money? myki pass is a block of consecutive days, myki money is pay-as-you-go.


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I've always gotten the cheap shit trinkets I ordered, but less than half of it is actually useful as advertised.


always degrease


>tfw just got home from Waging



>tfw I hope you're in WA




That's Maccer, you philistine!

>Is he chuckin a piss, or is that supposed to be cum?

Most guys jizz that much. If you're not, you should probably go have a urologist examine your genitals to see if you've developed properly


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Bird NIGGERS outside squawking at all fucking hours of the morning. Waking NEETs up.


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A Gang of Choughs rule the streets here.

Stay safe, stay indoors, neets.



Gang culture is out of hand in this country. Honest NEETs are prisoners in their own homes.



This is why I never leave the house.


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a REAL neet never even leaves his comfy computer chair. We'll soon sort out the neets from the cryptowagies - how many piss bottles can you guys see from where you are now?



I just piss on the carpet.


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Hi NEETS. Havnt been on in a month or two.

Whats been happening in the General?



the worst ones are the bankers and real estate mongols



general neet things m80



I would rather not comment on the piss bottle collection, however I have started to remove things from my life that I no longer need since their only purpose is for going outside. For example I no longer have a pair of shoes, since I do not need them.



We have all been talking about you.


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>See this on the news

Ok, who farted?



I am thinking of trying to manage my obesity problem by throwing out my microwave and kettle. I figure that if I can cut down the convenience of making food I may end up eating less of it. If I have to cook everything the old-fashioned way I may also be tempted to use more vegetables.


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>We have all been talking about you.

I'm flattered m8. Thanks.


>>See this on the news

Have been researching all this climate stuff recently. I used to think human intervention was bullshit. After looking into methane release, Ive taken the black hole pill. Pretty disturbing stuff.



>I am thinking of trying to manage my obesity problem by throwing out my microwave and kettle. I figure that if I can cut down the convenience of making food I may end up eating less of it. If I have to cook everything the old-fashioned way I may also be tempted to use more vegetables.

Solid gameplan.



I think they get something (promotional shit/vouchers/shit cheap/prizes) for how many reviews they do



do you know what place was being reviewed?



I left a review on productreview.com.au (the only thing I have ever reviewed) and they sent me an email offering me free stuff if I did another review of something else.



this gives me wood



Myki money, I only need to catch the train a few random days a week sometimes not at all, it's fucking bullshit that the balance lowers



each day you don't use it. Pay as you go my ass



>been researching all this climate stuff recently

You're not fooling anyone /leftypol/


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A lot of it isn't necessarily bad for the planet and plants in particular, it's bad for humans.

I hope we keep destroying the planet, because what that really means is that we are just making it harder for people to survive on Earth.

Fuck people, the planet is much more important than any of us.

If the Jews endgame is to depopulate the planet to less than a billion, i support them whole-heartedly with whatever means necessary.


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>>been researching all this climate stuff recently

>You're not fooling anyone /leftypol/

Nope. Im hard right. OldNEET here.


>A lot of it isn't necessarily bad for the planet and plants in particular, it's bad for humans.

>I hope we keep destroying the planet, because what that really means is that we are just making it harder for people to survive on Earth.

>Fuck people, the planet is much more important than any of us.

>If the Jews endgame is to depopulate the planet to less than a billion, i support them whole-heartedly with whatever means necessary.

Think youre right that human pollution isnt fucking up things directly. But heating the atmosphere, indirectly, is what will release the permafrost methane. Then we are all fucked. I like the idea of lowering population, but I think it will come about from industry and society collapsing.



It's all a complete load of shit.

It's got fuck all to do with methane or anything, all it is is a tool to control people.

It's not even original either, you remember the ozone layer ?

Or what about acid rain ? The amazon disappearing ? The announcements that we're gonna run out of food/water/petrol in 10 years time every 10 years ?

Same cunts using excagerated shit to get power, just this time people are fucking spastics who believe it.


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>it will come about from industry and society collapsing.

that is probably a long way away with China and India still on the rise.


Yeah, it's a marketing tool.

I cant guarantee it but i'd say most of the people invested in solar and wind energy are also the people that are invested in oil and coal.

They've diversified to reach the new market.

The only reason in my mind why solar has been the go to green energy is because it's a small enough investment that the average consumer can buy it.

You cant sell a geothermal, etc. plant to a private home owner.

It's just business.

Same as wind turbines, until we have magnetic bearing in them they are pretty shit, the bearings in them now burn out after about 5 years and they need to take the whole thing down and buy new bearing and even whole rotor heads (i dont know what the real name for the head is).

I went through the Mid-North SA on the footy GF weekend and there are fucking dozens off them. Whoever is selling them to the gov. is making a mint.

Land owners get 5k each year for every turbine they have on their property too.

It's just that the common zeitgeist is go green, save the planet and they have made a marketing strategy to suit.

pic is a magnetic bearing - it needs to be powered by the turbine. It essentially makes the propeller float which means no friction for it to burn out and could last for ages.



>It essentially makes the propeller float which means no friction for it to burn out and could last for ages.

if the prop/shaft magically stays balanced for its lifetime




the pictures explain how it works



I can piss out my window from where I'm standing




Perhaps engineer-neet can explain how the contactless shaft can become unbalanced over time



if the rotation becomes elliptical for whatever reason the shaft/bearing sleeve can take damage and becomes unbalanced


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>tfw another day on earth


Going to be buying the parts for my first new PC build in 6 years next week. I have no idea what is what any more. Better do some research.



>Tfw another day as a wagecuck


>tfw poo so extreme vision became impaired and gravity ceased to exist


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>>it will come about from industry and society collapsing.

>that is probably a long way away with China and India still on the rise.

Youre right. Was thinking about Western society. Why did you post a pic of R2's Data arm connector?


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>>>it will come about from industry and society collapsing.

>>that is probably a long way away with China and India still on the rise.

>Youre right. Was thinking about Western society. Why did you post a pic of R2's Data arm connector?


what are you guys up to?


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>>it will come about from industry and society collapsing.

>that is probably a long way away with China and India still on the rise.

Youre right. Was thinking about Western society. Why did you post a pic of R2's Data arm connector?




You're fucking something up. I've had $20 sitting on my myki for over a year.


Logical Increments is a good place to start, courtesy of 4's /g/. It will keep your build balanced.





this site is retarded sometimes


<not posted


<doesnt post

that does look like r2d2s arm though


playing homefront, it's a bit too easy


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On phone to TPG. Theyre trying to jew me pooinloo style.



Buy a mannequin gf, it's what all the neets are doing now days



R2d2 was actually raping that wall.

Why do you think the letters R and D appear in his name


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>R2d2 was actually raping that wall.

>Why do you think the letters R and D appear in his name

Did you just 'assume' R2's gender?



This is how you end up living on a diet of uncooked 2 minute noodles and bread


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Just got robotically raped by TPG for 89 Neetbux to get NBN on.



Should have gone with Aussie Broadband m8.



>Logical Increments

I am there now. I will take a look. I am also using PC Part Picker.



>Should have gone with Aussie Broadband m8.

Ive been with TPG for years. Never had a hassle. Telstra can get fucked though.



What speed plan did you get? How much download per month?


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How do you increase your market value if you're looking for a gubmint job in intelligence? It's what I'm most suited for because of my interests and knowledge (and degree) but I don't think I'd make it in straight away so I want some sort of path to follow



ASIO do traineeships but you have to move to Canberra


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>What speed plan did you get? How much download per month?

This one. Much faster than the crappy speed Ive got. Really wanted the unlimited as Ive got 200gb on 200gb off presently.


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Got myself a violin finally. 89 Neetbux online from Axiom. Pain in the ass to tune.

Anyone played violin before?


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yeah, i could play a few scales

i wanted to play like Sugarcane Harris or Jean Loc Ponty (both played with Zappa) but i sucked and stepped on it by accident, not it's got two strings and is collecting dust



>yeah, i could play a few scales

>i wanted to play like Sugarcane Harris or Jean Loc Ponty (both played with Zappa) but i sucked and stepped on it by accident, not it's got two strings and is collecting dust

Just looked up those guys. Pretty impressive. Will have to d/l some Zappa. I'm just starting out on plucking scales. Fucking thing is too loud to bow.



fuck me memory is shit then



mines electric and i used to plug it through pedals and make animal sounds with it

sugarcane plays it in a way that makes it sound like a blues harmonica, i dont know anyone else who has that style. it works really well. His solo in that track i posted is at 7:30 - fucking awesome



I'm already in Canberra

Was looking to get into ASIS, would it be easier to make it into ASIO first then transfer over?



i dunno. i looked up jobs with them a month or so ago and just read their webpage



>mines electric and i used to plug it through pedals and make animal sounds with it

>sugarcane plays it in a way that makes it sound like a blues harmonica, i dont know anyone else who has that style. it works really well. His solo in that track i posted is at 7:30 - fucking awesome

I clicked on a youtube vid when I was looking them up and actually thought it was a harmonica playing blues.


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most musicians who play violin seem to stick to classical, jazz or bluegrass (richard durrant has some decent bluegrass fiddle) but i think it's capable of a lot more

>vid is a zappa cover


>tfw when I look at porn now I just have no gf feels rather than fapping



Soon the hole in your heart will be vagina like enough for you to jack off to it. Just takes time.



Catch rape neet and they'll give you a job


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>most musicians who play violin seem to stick to classical, jazz or bluegrass (richard durrant has some decent bluegrass fiddle) but i think it's capable of a lot more

>>vid is a zappa cover

This sounds good. Ive noticed when searching youtube for violin covers that classical/jazz etc are indeed the majority. Ive been playing a classical guitar for 20 years so hopefully I can transfer the left hand dexterity. Though not having frets is fucking hard. Got white tape presently. I agree, the instrument seems capable of a lot more. Heres a haunting version of Black Hole Sun that needs volume.


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Here are the PC parts I am thinking of getting.



3k is a lot of money for a computer



>$250 for ram

holy shit is ram going extinct or something?



>Ive been playing a classical guitar for 20 years

sorry i was treating you as if you didnt know stuffs, i was about to tell you to learn nursery rhymes (i think all musicians should though)

the whole vibrato tech is great, makes me feel wobbly




yeah it looks sort of overkill, perhaps get one for $1.5kish and then another one in 6-7 years would be better?





I spend 12+ hours a day on the computer so I figure there is no point pinching pennies, since I will get my money's worth out of it.



>>Ive been playing a classical guitar for 20 years

>sorry i was treating you as if you didnt know stuffs, i was about to tell you to learn nursery rhymes (i think all musicians should though)

>the whole vibrato tech is great, makes me feel wobbly

I got the vibrato down from guitar. Will just keep learning finger placement for scales and then try to work out simple tunes by ear.



how do you keep enthusiastic about playing? i'm at a point where i go in and play for like 10 mins and just stop

even listening to music has lost what it had, everything sounds like something else and is kind of boring



That's still a retarded amount of money to spend on a computer. Especially if you're just getting by on neet or dsp bux



I have lots of savings and absolutely nothing to spend them on. I figured investing in something I use so often would be a sensible use of my money.



Donate your savings to the Save The Neets foundation, who are responsible for administering this thread and supplying goon and tendies to needy neets. We'll make good use of them



For just ten dollars a day you can save a neet from dehydration



>how do you keep enthusiastic about playing? i'm at a point where i go in and play for like 10 mins and just stop

>even listening to music has lost what it had, everything sounds like something else and is kind of boring

I look up vids of violin or acoustic guitar versions of my fave songs - then imagine some grill being impressed enough to suck my dick.





Mate, what are you fucking doing? Never buy top of the line computer components, there is no such thing as future-proofing. Mid range will always give you the best bang for your buck, and you will never need more unless you're running a triple-monitor setup, encoding videos all day and doing CAD work.

Right off the bat, you don't need an aftermarket cooler unless you're overclocking or live in the outback with no air conditioning. You don't need a 512GB SSD. SSDs are for your OS and maybe a few games you play every day. You probably don't need a 6TB hard drive RIGHT NOW unless you're hoarding enough anime to last you an apocalypse. You don't need a GTX 1080 unless you're doing triple-monitors or 4K gaming. And there's still a method to claim a free copy of Windows 10.

On the topic of video cards, the market is (and has been) fucked. Blame cryptocurrency miners. You will get screwed into paying way more than the performance is worth. That's just how it goes though, but I can almost guarantee a GTX1060 or an RX480 will be more than enough.



I have two monitors (24 inch and 27 inch). I do need the 6TB HDD because I hoard torrented media and my current six hard drives are all just about full (I am also getting a separate case thing to keep all my HDDs in).

I do video editing and I am sick to death of how long rendering takes right now. It takes hours and my PC can't do anything else while it is happening.

I got the aftermarket cooler because the CPU doesn't come with a stock one.

Maybe I could cut back on a few things. I will see if I can come up with a new build.



I sometimes pretend i'm being interviewed about my thoughts and inspirations by rolling stone or something



For the cost of that CPU cooler you could save a whole family of neets from sobriety for a week


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Alright boys how is this looking now?


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Was just about to do the same thing tbh.

Please r8

And stick to a Ryzen, heard Intel was a bit shit, but it is a bit cheaper for a Intel compatible motherboard.



Much better but I think 6TB of HDD is too much, if you need more than 2TB you legit have a hoarding problem you should address anon



i think the i7 with super fancy hyper threading does better for video processing



Is 3GB graphics card enough?



Just go get your computer from Harvey Norman like everyone else



No that 6TB HDD is the centrepiece of my build for a reason. IT is fixing the big problem with my current PC which is the HDD I use the most (not the one the OS is installed on) is too small and too slow. It is the HDD I download all my torrents to, store all my music on, install all my games on. It has to be good and it has to be big.

My other 6 Hard Drives are going in one of these: https://www.pccasegear.com/products/23687/hotway-h82-su3s2-8-bay-usb-3-0-non-raid-enclosure to store all my treasures.



That i7 also costs like 4000 burgerbux and is way overpriced.


I don't intend to play at 1080p, only 900p, so this should be enough, plus it's over budget for anything better.


I would but they're shit, the Harvey Norman near me sells jack shit, and it's too expensive.



Good looking build. My only advice would be get 2X8GB RAM for dual-channel, it's about a 10-15% performance boost over single-channel. Your motherboard has 4 slots, and I don't imagine you'll need more than 32GB of RAM before your next upgrade.



Yeah righto thanks for the suggestion buddy



Storing all your shit on one drive seems like it could go wrong though


The only neet approved stores are dans and Harvey Norman, if you want food you will have to find it in dumpsters or hunt vermin in your backyard




Fuck Harvey Norman and Gerry Harvey, he's the biggest jew cunt of them all.


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I can't believe you're discriminating against Woolies and their cheesecakes. You call yourself a NEET?



If I catch you down at woollies buying cheesecakes I'll send you to wfd boy




You will buy your computer from Harvey Norman so you can play half life 2 on full spec


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what games do you NEETos play? I haven't had a video game capture my interest for years now



>harvey norman



f2p trash


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I just re-play old games for nostalgia value. I haven't played a "new" game since Skyrim came out.



the last game that i thought was pretty good and got into was the witcher 3



git gud m80 :^)






Someone's visit to the dentist went badly



I play mind games with other neets in this thread


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Buy this.

The ryzen 1600 is better than the X since it already comes with a good cooler that is very quiet and can handle a decent overclock. It will handle multitasking and video editing/encoding better than the i7 because it is a 6 core 12 thread part, current i7 is 4 core 8 thread.

The asrock b350 board is a decent motherboard, it has good VRM's and enough features.

Same DDR4 3000mhz ram, RAM prices are expensive at the moment because of a global DRAM and NAND flash shortage because all the normiephones are using up all the ram that was meant for PC's. This means prices are a bit higher.

Two hard drives, totalling 6TB. Never put all your stuff on one hard drive, unless you want to splurge for a WD gold datacentre drive (which are the most reliable ones they make, but are $$$))

1060 is a good choice for any title at 1080p.

Your PSU was a bit overkill, this one is still a seasonic unit, but is 100W less, but you will likley never even use more than 400W. 520W is fine, fully modular too.

Same Fractal case, its a great case, very silent with plenty of room for HDD's.


I'm watching gone girl, only an hour into it. it's fucking rage inducing



I will look into this and get back to you with a revised build.

I want to buy everything from the same place (PC Case Gear) which limits my options a bit. They do not have any GTX 1060 under $400.

I am not putting everything on one HDD. That drive I am buying will be my seventh HDD. I already have six. At the end of the day there is always going to be an element of risk. I can't buy another 7 drives to back them all up.

I want to buy a Western Digital BLACK drive because it has faster transfer rates etc. My current best non-SSD HDD is too slow and pisses me off. I wanted something the next level up.


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Are they jews? idk what to believe in anymore



Shhh, you'll wake the other neets up


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Here is my latest build.

I did not change the HDDs. I need to think about it some more first. Your suggestion did not include an SSD at all, even for the operating system?


my nipples are hard, were one of you thinking about me?



I accidentally brushed the voodoo doll. I'm sorry.



My poo was hard





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No worries. Buying all from the same shop would actually reduce shipping, now that I think about it.

>I am not putting everything on one HDD. That drive I am buying will be my seventh HDD. I already have six. At the end of the day there is always going to be an element of risk. I can't buy another 7 drives to back them all up.

Are you planning on putting a few in a NAS? That many drives it would be useful, I've always liked the idea of a NAS but I don't have a use for one.

>I want to buy a Western Digital BLACK drive because it has faster transfer rates etc.

The black drive is pretty much the best performer out there. The gold is marginally better in terms of perf, but has longer endurance ratings. The gold isn't at PCCG though, and the gold drives are technically meant for the datacentre.

If you wanted a hard drive even faster than the black, you could look into those high speed 11000RPM drives (Black is 7200RPM), I don't think they sell these anymore, at least not here, but they were the best performing hard drives, they were pretty loud though lol.


>I did not change the HDDs. I need to think about it some more first. Your suggestion did not include an SSD at all, even for the operating system?

Ahh, knew I forgot the SSD. I would get a 2.5inch SSD over a M.2 one, because installing windows on M.2 drives requires downloading the M.2 drivers from the manufacturer as sometimes windows doesn't recognize m.2 drives without the drivers installed. This may or may not be problem, but 2.5 SATA SSD's like the one in the pic always work trouble-free.


shit, i shouldn't've said anything. i just ripped two holes in my blouse


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I think I will go for a 2.5" SSD instead of the m2. I will go for a Samsung though not a Crucial. I used to have a crucial and it died on me. I lost my 4chan folder, very distressing.



250GB samsung evo are great drives, make sure you get this one and not the pro line (the pro line are much more expensive)




But doesn't the pro have better performance? I am not afraid to spend money if it is actually going to buy noticeably better performance.


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neet neet neet neet






Sorry, girl neet was just me in drag



If you keep your mouth shut and tape it up then we can forget you said that


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Just submitted the worst essay of my life



what was it on?



You didn't forget to remove the REEE I SHOULD JUST DROP OUT AND BECOME A NEET parts did you?


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time to power up







>getting a meme degree



what sort? antipositivism and critical theory?



It was neet king in drag, hell tie you up instead



He'll be wrapneet then


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Quite amusing.



The pro has 550MB/s compared to the evo with 540MB/s



Apparently there is a difference with the type of memory they use too. Probably doesn't make enough difference to be worth the extra money though.


>go down for a neet shop on a Thursday evening like a retard

>put my disgusting neet food in the basket

>realize the self serve checkouts are closed

>have to make awkward small talk with a busy wagie while she scans my cup noodles

Can I sue someone for this?



Mostly simulators and racing games.

Really into DCS at the moment

>tfw you will never be a fighter pilot during the cold war




What racing games do you play?



>racing games

I have a hard on for racing games but it drives me crazy that I have no peripheral vision. I have no space for a triple monitor set-up and can't justify the cost of a HTC Vive or Oculus Rift.

Do you have a racing wheel?



Go at 12pm when the shops are barren, not many there



Assetto Corsa, Ride 2, Project Cars. Forza Horizon 3



>Do you have a racing wheel

Yeah, logitech G27, also have TrackIR for head movement if the game supports it.



The trick, anon, is to make small talk with yourself. Try muttering something like 'I'm gonna kill them, I'm gonna kill them all' to yourself as you go about your daily life. Then normies will leave you a;pme.



Ethics, morality, justice etc…



Is being a neet ethical or moral?


Just got back from taking the dog for a NEET nightwalk. I haven't been out at night for years.

We got stalked by a couple of plovers for a few streets. One kept in front and the other circled behind us. It was dark and I could only tell where they were because they kept squawking all the time.

I was expecting talons out of the darkness gouging out my eyes at any moment.


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Just finished watching Gone Girl.

You should all watch it if you haven't already. Fucking disgusting. I'm beyond words for how fucked it is.



did you call the cops?



All the great philosophers were NEETs



No I was smuggling 500g of tendies down the front of my pants so couldn't risk their involvement.




>in your pants

m8 if you're dealing that blatantly i'd almost say you deserved it

only carry what you need



Drinkin whisky while setting up muh new TV, then I'll probably watch some porn while fucking a Fleshlight. Nothing too exciting really. You?



>tfw i have 3kg of meat in my pants


the hum of the fridge is eternal



i will be going to the welfare office with my mother next week

how much will i be laughed at and ridiculed?



You need to empty that diaper



I don't know, I've never met your mother…



Mate if you're old enough to post here you're old enough to get around without mummybot



it's just telling you that it's working



i never hum



Why are you going with your mother?



>So neet how did you fall into the piss jug craze and what's your opinion on not washing your hands after a fap?



extra grease makes my hands slip super smooth through the licks, it adds that oomph to my hair the girls go crazy about and my manager has said there is word from the same people who make david beckhams cologne that they want to bottle it


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just made a thread on 4, this was the captcha

They're tracking you down rapeNEET



le odeur de neets sheets



careful m8, if rapeneet is an asio plant we're all in trouble if he get dox'd



Just replace kill with rape



It's called cenno you filthy seppo




They can't catch me, and if they do I'll rape my way out of prison and increase my powers



are you like megaman where if you rape some other rapist you get his special power?


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my mother wants me to go on centrelink. she herself is on centrelink, and i've been a shut in NEET for 2 years now and we've been living off the payments shes been getting. she wants to get everything sorted out, thats why she's coming with me



Yeh but not many bosses around to rape



why haven't you been already?



which one's your favourite power?



laziness and fear. i try to justify my not being on welfare by saying that i don't feel as if im entitled to it, since i haven't ever worked in the first place. but i think the truth is that i was just too lazy. i kept putting it off, and i ended up becoming a recluse. the laziness turned into fear, and i simply didn't want to go outside anymore.



How are you going to cope with going to job agencies?


I really want to fuck a girl.


Is virginity a taboo in this general?

Every few threads I have a whine about being a virgin and one ever comes forward as a fellow virgin. Are most of you non virgins?



it's only you



i don't know.



Surely not.



i lost my virginity when i was 9



Big if true.



i cant even remember it, i just know it happened



Dick cut man's power, my dick shreds the victims apart



I remember my first max appointment, was shitting bricks but I got through it OK.

After a while it becomes a boring chore you'll get used to it



Lost mine at 10.

Raped by a Pedo babysister.




("babysister"?? Alas, not like in one of my Japanese Animes…)



Does that mean if you raped fagneet you'd get his fag powers ?



Probably, that's why I didn't rape him


Was doing a kfc order and there were 8 niggers hanging around in the car park, no wonder people get their food delivered



Can't argue with that.

I wonder if you'd become financially successful if you stuck to raping jews for a while.



i am virgen



How old?

How do you feel about it?



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There's only one thing you need to know about sex …

And it's pic related



I'm a virgin



How old?

How do you feel about it?




I have accepted that I will always be alone. I just don't see any future where I make friends, let alone talk to a girl. Being a friendless NEET makes it impossible to meet women.



I'm still a virgin up my butthole.

Does that count ?



oh boy can't wait for more of those unsolicited calls asking if i've been in a car accident


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>Much better but I think 6TB of HDD is too much, if you need more than 2TB you legit have a hoarding problem you should address anon

>if you need more than 2TB you legit have a hoarding problem you should address anon

>more than 2TB you legit have a hoarding problem you should address anon




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Saw something pretty funny in the shops today.

Recommend the new sugar free coffee coke.

Did the NEET I was talking to end up buying a Vita? I've been seeing some on gumtree for cheap with a memory card included.

What do you guys recommend I do with my S2? I'm turning it into my running assistant/media player, any other good uses for an old android device?





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25. I don't care, seems like a lot of potential risk over mere momentary pleasure. The only reason I'd really be interested in having sex is if I had a person I actually cared about to that extent in my life. Otherwise it'd probably just be a really awkward experience with unpredictable consequences so I'm not really stoked about the idea. I don't feel any kind of pressure to get it over with.



Yeah that is me. I might have posted about it before, not sure.




How have you been?


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>virtual reality

Hold onto your sanity.



Talk to me on the IRC sometime.




Honestly not doing much. Been thinking about what I want to do for the rest of the year. I'm trying to do more chores around the house to please mummybot.

I have been trying to make videos, but I don't have any ideas currently that I deem good enough to warrant filming. I just feel my life is like a grind for something, but I am not sure. Maybe instead of waiting for something to happen, I need to take action.

I have been debating whether or not to join my local gym, I need to save up to afford the membership fee, I might just try out a 6 month one and see how I go. I used to lift weights for about a year when I was 15. Since school the only real exercise I get is whenever I go for a walk.

Another thing I have been doing lately is I have (unbeknownst to my doctor) stopped taking my anti depressants. I honestly feel as if they are not working at all, they did when I initally took them, but now I realize that the feeling of depression I get is related to life circumstances, which you cannot delude your brain into thinking 'its a good life' when it really isn't. I still take my anti anxiety meds because they are actually fucking useful (valium)

Another thing I have been thinking about doing is cooking videos. I am not good at cooking, and will need either a camera tripod, or something to hold my phone. I was thinking like a comedic type video where the NEET fails to cook things and maybe succeeds?


I will tomorrow afternoon.



>I honestly feel as if they are not working at all, they did when I initally took them, but now I realize that the feeling of depression I get is related to life circumstances, which you cannot delude your brain into thinking 'its a good life' when it really isn't

Kinda the same here, was prescribed Pristiqe 50gm which I've been taking for about a month, haven't really noticed much difference in my general mood. I get what you're saying about the depression being related to your life situation


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>his porn collection is smaller than 10TB



Yeah, I feel ya. Whenever I take a brisk walk around the block at night I have to take with me night vision googles, steel-ceramic reinforced body armor and a rifle.

idk why the cops keep giving me a hard time, they're supposed to be keeping the streets clear of weirdos, not harassing honest NEETs going about their nightly business.


Hello. I've heard that in Australia it's nearly impossible to find a job without local network connections. Some American guy even said that you must invite HR you've never met before to a cup of coffee (what?)

My goal is 25$ per hour. My English is fluent enough to understand people and respond, I also have useless economics master's degree form a noname University.

How hard would it be to find a job? What job should I be looking for?

I am under the impression that seek is oriented for skilled workers with local experience, Where do you search for janitor jobs in Australia? Does a janitor/mover/etc need resume and drink coffee with some faggot HR?


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>My English is fluent enough to understand people and respond

I trust you can read this



doesn't look full enough to me. You country's population is lesser than my city's with suburbs


got my hazard perception test today boys

time to worm my way out of being a neet

wish me luck

even though its friday the 13th, i shall not die



Fuck off you lady boy loving jungle gook



What shit hole flag is this




they say aussies are generally friendly.

why are you mad?


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Thailand, the land of lady boys, prostitutes and gold diggers


I'm a hapa. My mother is Thai. I know what you Thai jungle monkeys are like first hand. We certainly don't need any more of you over here.

Now kindly get back to sucking rich fat Americans dicks in Pattaya, you underage pedo-bait cunt.



Thailand, the land of lady boys, prostitutes and gold diggers


I'm a hapa. My mother is Thai. I know what you Thai jungle monkeys are like first hand. We certainly don't need any more of you over here.

Now kindly get back to sucking rich fat Americans dicks in Pattaya, you underage pedo-bait cunt.

Fucking jungle gooks I swear. Don't catch rabies you jungle gook.




what's you obsession with gooks? I just happen to live in Thailand.

To my estimation, Australia is located at a walking distance from equator. You are all considered yellow niggers who have never seen snow where I came from, but I don't mind.

I really don't understand western chans lunacy about race.

i just asked about a job, what does it have to do with my flag?



ay yo fuck you jungle gook ass nigga why don't you go and cry up some grasshoppers and eat that shit you JUNGLE MONKEY



dude, i'm not even asian. You should probably visit psychiatrist and tell him your favorite story:

"I am South Brazilian, therefore I'm white".

It's not gonna work with me. Go troll kangaroos



You seem to be a little confused here m8.

What the other NEETs are trying to say is that our glorious country has way more smelly nig nogs than we need already.

So …




the future is here



send us pics of your sister brushing her teeth and we'll talk



keep believing it will change something. you'll just be a neet with a car


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love you my Weng Weng



Shut up you crab motherfucker







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Are you lost ?

This isn't the robot board.



NEETS and robots are allies you gay cunt



only the weak need allies



what did she hit?



Eat shit faggot, you might be one of those whiny pathetic cunts but don't presume to speak for the rest of us



only autistic cunts don't have strong allies that can help them in times of distress


a bbc from a black man laying down


wrong you cunt you are a robot but you're in denial



>only autistic cunts

>NEETS and robots are allies


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i walked into that one



>wrong you cunt you are a robot but you're in denial

Oh gee, you outwitted me there m8 ! I is completely defeated.

Except that I have friends,sex and a life I'm perfectly happy with.

I guess I'm just a shit robot.


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stop larping you depressed cunt go and pop some more zoloft so you don't murder yourself




You know m8, if you weren't so laughably pathetic I would actually pity you.

But as you're the sort of sad freak that wants to start a pissing contest online I'm just going to keep laughing at you.


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I'm a cool cunt

You're the gayest cunt I've met here

Fucking murder your entire family, then yourself.


Pic is you, you goofy looking cunt



NEET thread caught my eye because I simply don;t understand how can a person be neet in a country with the highest minimum wage in the world. You must be ratarded in some way, or thinking too much about yourselves.

So help me here:

Why are you neets? What level of compensation do you consider below your birthright level?

For example, I'll be glad to clean floors for 20-25 bucks per hour, because in where i was born skilled specialist gets 2-3 bucks per hour. That's why I'm neet. This reason looks much more legit to me. People who refuse to work for 18 dollars minimum wage are just lazy pricks to my estimation.

So again: why don't you work and for what level of hourly wage would you agree to work?

Pls don't tell me dirty indian gook with PHD stole your precious 18 bucks position at call-centre.

I just want to establish the field of work australians wont do to take it myself.



i'm a neet because i don't have a car and i can't get a job because i can't drive to them. i'm also a fat cunt. people discriminate against fat people. ask dietneet.



>Why are you neets

Mental illness

>What level of compensation do you consider below your birthright level?

I'd be happy to do some menial task like cleaning for $18 an hour, but I've lost all contact or engagement with society, before I became mentally i'll I was an apprentice mechanic.



So what's your problem with buying 80 bucks bicycle in tesco and eradicating both issues?



Cooking videos would be awesome



2 lazy



do you get any unemployment package?



yea i do

i've had like 10 interviews this year and failed them all

so i suck basically



what kind of job - you mean mechanic?

so when you are trying to apply for a janitor position - do they perform interview too? do they need resume?

Because in my country janitor gets practically the same money as graduate, just nobody wants to work, so they take absolutely everyone.



no i've got a meme degree

most of the positions i applied and interview for, but failed were marketing jobs. failed all of them. started applying for factory grunt jobs and kitchen jobs and failed those as well. so i applied for neetbux and now i'm trying to get a car and licence before i start looking again, so i can look further out.



can you describe what an interview look like out there and what normally are general reasons to fail it?



>normally are general reasons to fail it?

if i knew that, i'd change it and get a job. i assume it's because i'm a fat ugly cunt who sweats a lot

>can you describe what an interview look like out there

sometimes a panel interview with 3-5 people

sometimes one on one

sometimes with the manager of the dept and the hr person

most tend to go from 15 to 45 minutes



oh and sometimes a group interview



>most tend to go from 15 to 45 minutes

what the heck are you talking about for 45 minutes?



man hr bitches can go on and on

it's intense

shit like

"How would you react to this situation" etc



So what you mean is real employers don't post vacancies and conduct interviews at all, and you have to go through evil hr bitch with stupid tests even for a toilet-cleaner position?





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Pretty much. I always feel very judged with HR bitches. Oh well.



You also need 2 to 3 years experience in any field of work these days to even qualify for an interview.



so can you enlighten me about real living prices.

For example: I'm looking for kobs with my wife. we rent shittiest grannyhouse or 20 met studio, use phone internet and subway tickets to go interviews.

how much money will we burn for food and accomodating during the 6month search approximately?

I'm talking about neet type of living here with no big spendings



i live in an outer sub of melbounre

my latest budget was

1045 per month rent for 2 br apartment

50 for gas (just use stove top to cook)

70ish for water (daily showers, washing machine)

600 for electricty (blasted the heater during the winter, electric hot water, electric oven, etc)

70 bucks or so for a week and a bit of cheap ass food from the market

revise that up to 120-30 or so if u want lots of meat

car rego is like 900 or a year or something

pt is like 5 dollars from outer subs to cbd



the utilities are quarterly btw



>1045 per month rent for 2 br apartment

do you live with mom or many children?

can i find something much smaller and cheaper?

how much are commute expenses (go-back to the center of city one time)?



2 others

pretty easily, yeah

dunno about commuting in a car, but roughly 10 dollars to the city and back from the outer suburbs

im talking end of the train line outer subs here



how many minutes total we are talking about?

In Moscow I was spending 3-4 hours in transport just to go and back daily. All that for humiliating 1000 bucks per month.



roughly around 45-50 minutes. keep in mind i'm on the very end of the train line. they're upgrading the line im on currently with raised rails, so prob will cut that time down drastically in the future



everybody does.

i dont think there is a decent HR cunt anywhere



a grand a month for rent is pretty cheap.

you may be able to find a room to board in for 150 a week but that'd be shared kitchen, bathroom etc.



so what about 20-30 sq meters studios. Is that something untypical?



tend to be more in the cbd and shit in the cdb is around 1200 a month

t. had a studio apt in city


So how do gooks find jobs if locals can't? There are plenty of of them, them all eat something and they aren't Einsteins.



they have family connections and get paid under the proper wage rate



yea nigga

paying under min wage is a big problem here



wow. i thought that would be uncommon in a first world country. same old shit, ha.

How do they integrate into a society then? I don't believe one would work all his life for 10 bucks wage in an expensive country like australia






They don't.


i really don't want to work under 18, that would be 10 american bucks, not worth it with your prices.

What do you think about mcjob?

Ronald hires gooks from Uzbekistan and other unpronounceable stans in moscow, pays all taxes and proper but humiliating for local salary.

What are my chances on fair salary at McDonalds?


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they've been here since the 1840's (there abouts)

a lot of white aussies have a hard on for the White Aus policy but in reality that sort of caused them to build their ghettos

the WAP didnt kick any of them out it just stopped more coming (not just gooks but islanders and others who werent euro/brit) and while the WAP was in place they bred like rabbits

the last pic is pretty interesting imo




it tends to be smaller businesses that underpay

they also do it in cash to avoid tax

shit cunts



my familiarity with australian history is limited by 7 series of Banised. Too bad they didn't shoot 2 season. have no clue what policy you are talking about.


i don't get it. they have money for an external hr, but don't have money to pay minimum wage?



You better be a pale skinned asian girl who isn't a slut.



what should expect but pain and humiliation if i try to apply for jobs from this list? They clearly stated no experience. What are they looking for in this case?


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>The term White Australia policy comprises various historical policies that effectively barred people of non-European descent from immigrating to Australia. There was never any specific policy titled such, but the term was invented later to describe a collection of policies that were designed to exclude people from Asia (particularly China) and the Pacific Islands (particularly Melanesia). These policies were progressively dismantled between 1949 and 1973.[3]



>who isn't a slut.

dude, friends share



>they bred like rabbits

You are so ignorant. It was only Chinese men who came here. There were almost no Chinese women at all.

You do not know what you are talking about.


>political talk on the board






I am sick of the feelings of depression and lethargy that come after I ejaculate.

I think less fapping really will be good for me. I realise now I feel my best while slightly horny. Not with an erection, but when there is a bit of tingle down my pants if you know what I mean. Maybe it would be best to stay in this sort of state permanently if possible.

I think I am going to give this no fap meme a try.



you should be giving get-a-gf meme a try insted



I've thought of the possibility of ever getting a genuine gf but I don't feel like I would be able to maintain a facade of actuality getting out there and doing shit. I don't go out to socialize or drink at all, I'm never comfortable having to go to people's houses with other people there for an event/bqq what have you.. I'm a forever alone


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mmm… Here in Thailand nobody will understand phrases like "facade of actuality".

The only phrase you should know is: "Would you go with me?"



80% of Australia is a uninhabitable desert wasteland. Our cites are already overcrowded as fuck.



A lot of people here don't have that. Bragging about accomplishments in life that others could never dream of happening to them is just you trying to rub it in.

A lot of robots become NEETs because it is impossible for them to integrate into society. Simply claiming that this isn't the robot board, is correct. /aus/ isn't. However, this is the NEET thread, and I'd wager most of us here are robots in varying extremities.


>defending random sluts on the internet



What point are you making by quoting this?



A facade of actuality means that the poster would have to constantly play a role of someone vastly different if the relationship was too be successful. In other words, the would have to be someone completely different to who they are, aren't relationships (romantic ones) supposed to be genuine. Also the chronic social anxiety is another factor, unless you like living your life in constant uncomforatble-ness, having to force yourself to do these social things, or you can just forget it all and become a recluse, or load yourself up with valium.


>centrelink keeps sending me rental assistance applications






did you forget to fill in a box with an asterisk?



That's how he filled in the gender box.



>That's how he



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Back from Dans. They had 2L Sherry for $10!!!!



Does that actually say NEET on the bottle or are my eyes failing me ?



Are you making a trifle?



that stuff is disgusting, bought it once before, had 2 drinks and tipped the rest out, went back to bought vodka instead, never again



You must have picked the one marked "WAGIE" instead of NEET.



After drinking about a half-dozen shots in Cola so far this afternoon, I can confirm it's true.


It's for mixing. Usually with diet coke.




>trying to rub it in.

Read the posts again m8, I was replying to his insults, not "bragging".

And if you/he are so insecure that the thought of other people having more of a life than you then maybe it's he/you who should stick to the robot boards.

And if you're the sort of sad fuck that takes joy in a girl dying then you deserve your shitty life.


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Nice sherry, Nice shoop and nice trips.



80% of russia is eternal Frost.

of 145 millions of people 25 lives in Moscow, 10 in Sankt-Peterburg and others are basically freezing and starving savages.

you call 25 millions in 4 cities overcrorwed?




I thought our irc channel was dead. Has it clawed its way out of the grave and is now searching for fresh brains to eat?


passed my hazard perception test gois

the light at the end of the neet tunnel is in view



i do understand what he (you?) meant. I've faced it before. It's literally impossible to get a cunt is russia without pretending someone else. every girls acts like a blue-blooded princess.

that's why i moved to thailand. it took me 2 days to find my current wife after 22 years of virginity. we are staying together for 7 years already.

my point was that you don't have to blame your surroundings rather than change it.


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Where are you from originally? Why the fuck did you live in Russia? Why the fuck are you currently in Thailand? Why the fuck do you want to come to Australia? Green text it.



Proud of ya cobber. Now you just have to hit up cenno for an advanced payment and buy a $1000 NEETspecial.



>marrying a thai whore

You've fucked up your entire life. At least they cook well, I suppose.

>t. hapa with thai mother



Well done m8.


So darkness falls across the land…What are you doing to mark friday the 13th neets? I'm gonna watch Nightmare on Elm street, which I've never seen. I would watch Friday the 13th, but I've already seen it (spoiler - it's shit)



i already took out an advance to pay a 600 dollar power bill



gonna do my daily bludging



good job buddy



south east asian women are literally monkeys though, fucking bottom of the barrel dregs.



Ah, just save up as much as you can until the advance it paid off, then get a better cenno-special from your local used car dealer.



>from moscow suburb

>i don't like russia obviously

>18 bucks min wage + 2 persons can have work permit instead of carrying everything on my shoulders.



mummybot said she'd sell me a car for 3000 at 100 a month or something




Pretty good deal, as long as the car is comfy and reliable it will be a real treat for a NEET.


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>You've fucked up your entire life.

>22 years of jerking

you call it a life? dude, smthn is wrong with you, i'm being serious



>passed my hazard perception test

That's what you think. What really happened was you caused a fatal crash, and your last dying hallucinations, as paramedics try to restart your heart and get oxygen to your brain, are of shitposting to an imageboard run by a cripple.

Sorry m8, should've picked a different day for your test



yeah i think it's fairly new, definately less than 2 years old and a newer model

mummybot spoils me even though i resent her for being a gook



lol. capitalists



Thai women are notorious for divorce raping niggaz.

>t. thai roaster mother divorced rich beta bux dad

she also married a guy and divorced him less than 3 months later, etc



Pretty fucking over this warm weather already, ban the sun



You will feel better about yourself if you save up for your own car m8, even if it is a shitbox.



you mean everyone from south east asia?



the rest was done on a computer, so no it's real




Bah, new cars aren't comfy in my opinion, they are sterile and cold, for the maximum comfyness you need a mid 90s falcon or commodore.



The problem wasn't what was surrounding you Ivan, it was what is inside you



How many half broken down commodores do you have on your front lawn right now? Don't lie



I suppose so.

I'm extremely prejudiced against Asian women in general. Whites only tbh. I'd fuck an African before I stuck my dick in a gook or slant.




>not wanting an anime gf



mommy did well for you.

there were a 90% chance you'd be a rice farmer in Isan for 200 bucks per month right now if she hadn't grip that stupid farang by his throat.



Zero, I've actually got a newish car and bike, 2011 Honda Accord V6 Luxury and a 2016 Yamaha R3.



Are you that bikeneet that posts pictures occasionally or have we got another member of the neet bikie gang?



If she fucked a fellow jungle monkey, then I would never of been born, nigga.



Yeah I'm bikeneet.


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oath m80

vl/vn/vp for the maximum comfyzone

>shitboxy enough to not worry about

>goes decent, looks decent

>nothing too electrical

>can be had on the cheap



all farangs are memed by the gook pucci

does yours make tom yum? son tum? if not, send her back to the rice paddy



I've seen dozens of halfbreeds who work in 711 for 300 bucks, don't be full of yourself just because of your fathers blood



Fucking oath, I used to have a 95 EF Falcon, was the complete base model and the seats were comfier than the leather seats in my Accord.


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I like the sterile and cold aesthetic.


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yeah europoofs needed to gtfo with their leather meme a few decades ago

cloth seats are better, plush velour a best



Ok ok. I'm lucky that mummy trapped a rich Aussie beta.

I don't talk to my father much, if at all though. I blame her for that.



You need them bus seat colored to hide the cumstains though



maximum comfy



nah the more they stand out the more money you save


what cars are popular and cheap out there?

what's the tax for having, say, 15yo A8?



>popular and cheap



just rego and fuel



what about police and cameras? will the first fine bankrupt me?



Holden Commodores, Ford Falcons, Toyota Camrys - yearly registration for these is around $900.



only if you're being a leb

you generally get off with warnings for most first offenses if you don't sound like you have a yiros stuffed in your mouth



>yearly registration for these is around $900

fuck. I;ve just reconsidered buying a car. are your streets bicycle friendly?



>are your streets bicycle friendly?



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>tfw just fapped



>are your streets bicycle friendly?

Not at all. You'd be better off getting a motorcycle or scooter, registration is only $300.



fuck off you gay cunt lmao

you have no idea how spaced out the big cities are here

riding anywhere will be exhausting

also, i hate bikers and will run them over when i get my licence



how difficult/expensive is a driving exam? I drive motorbike, but always been lazy to get license, 15 bucks here 1-2 times a year is the easier way.


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So this nightmare has transported me back to a time when America was full of white people and Johnny Depp didn't wear eyeliner. True horror.



how difficult/expensive is a driving exam? I drive motorbike, but always been lazy to get license, 15 bucks here 1-2 times a year is the easier way.


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These non-whites in the NEET thread are really souring my enjoyment of it.



all cyclists deserve to be run over



It depends on the state, New South Wales is about $80 and it's a two day motorcycle course, then after 12 months you have to another exam and progress to a provisional licence which is around $60. Also while on your learner and provisional licence you are restricted to motorcycles under 650cc and under 50hp.



the chink flag is a ruski but there are regulars here who are happas


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I agree with the rating on her shirt



You started fight with that poster, because you feel the need to defend random women over the internet.

>And if you/he are so insecure that the thought of other people having more of a life than you then maybe it's he/you who should stick to the robot boards.

The NEET thread since it's inception was always a forum for losers of varying amounts. If you have sexual social life and friends, why are you even a NEET? Also, I don't really care you have those things. I only start caring when you start sperging out and and insulting posters because they are such 'losers', most people here aren't normalfags, and I myself was, I certainly wouldn't go claiming I was oh so superior to everyone here, like you were doing.

Once again, I don't care you are a normalfag, just don't claim your superiority and feel the need to insult others here who are not in your position to feed your validation complex and your ego. I don't even care about the shitty webm that anon posted, I only started caring when you started calling everyone a sad cunt because they are not socially successful.


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More than one?



i dunno, one said he was half thai so if one is open about it theres surely more that havent said so



When you come to Australia, you will be very surprised. there is much more than 4 cites, but every city is on the coastline, or very close to it.


I think NZNEET is some sort of fat polynesian.


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I really don't want to go to work





One happa is acceptable, but two add up to a gook, which violates our whites only neet thread policy



neetking is 1/16 boong.

we need to crack down on this shit before it gets out of hand







Buy yourself something cheap yourself, modern cars are in some cases (same model) much much larger than the original, and are loaded with bullshit safety devices which ruin fuel consumption and make the car much larger. This is offset somewhat by the more efficient engines, but even then not enough.

Also modern cars are loaded with unnecessary rubbish like the huge smartphone screen so you can fap and browse normiebook or some other bullshit whilst driving.



>I'm a hapa. My mother is Thai.


>NZNEET is some sort of fat polynesian.


>neetking is 1/16 boong.

Fuck. This is like a nightmare. Imma watch Freddy Krueger instead



>and are loaded with bullshit safety devices which ruin fuel consumption and make the car much larger.

Yeah, my 95 EF Falcon I had was a large car, but was extremely light for it's size, I think it was only 1500kg and had a silky smooth 4.0L inline 6 that made huge amounts of torque, some small modern hatch backs weigh more than that these days and have less power.


BasedNEET was 1/2 aussie 1/2 italian, neetwalker I know is all aussie and cheesecake I think is aussie

I don't care though

being a hapa is worst than being a NEET tbh



You are much more likely to survive a crash in the modern hatchback though.




the solution to that problem is dont crash



I know Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth.

Shitholes like Darwin are smaller than my microdistrict, so they should not be considered habitant.

Actually, I suspect, only Sydney looks like a city, everything else are more like overgrown villages



yep, that's all of them



>silky smooth 4.0L inline 6

>only 1500kg

Got that very same engine in my grossly overweight FG. No idea how adding a computer into the dashboard and a couple of airbags adds 250kg, but it does. My car weighs 1730kg.

In hindsight, I think I should have got a simpler car so I could learn to fix it myself, but my car has depreciated way too hard for me to sell it now.



Melbourne is pretty big, and there are two large towns/cities south and north of Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle, and then you have hundreds of small towns all up and down the coast of the NSW.



Even though older cars are simpler, the trade off is the age, once it's older than 10 years old you start getting small problems and it gets progressively worse, unless you know how to work on a car yourself or are willing to spend the money, it's really not worth it.


Anything exciting on lately for this weekend or you have going on out of the ordinary?



One day blends into another for me. It is all the same.



I briefly considered necking myself but I think I'll just watch anime instead



going to see that new jackie chan movie with a friend





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Nightmare on Elm Street is a fair bit better than the other 80s horror movies I've seen. A lot of that's because they got a much hotter actress (Heather Langenkamp) for their lead rather than Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween (when's Curtis gonna come out of the closest and admit to being a tranny?) or whatever chick was in Friday the 13th


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>having a friend

You realise the mods are gonna ban your ip now?



i better not tell my secret then



He will just go over to his friend's house and post there

Normies are an unstoppable force



they should change the acronym to NNEET



failed normies can be neet



well, yeah

the extra n is for normiesville



They are second class neets though. Only the purity of an unfriended neet can shine.



polished turd squad arise!


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Exactly! You may think, 'fuck, we'll just ban his friend too' - but you see his friend will have other friends, whose houses they can shitpost from. And those friends will have more friends, and so on. One giant networked normie conspiracy.

Normies, literally the jews of…idk how to finish this metaphor.



>Normies, literally the jews of


got ya back m8



if you had friends you could've worked out how to finish it



If he had friends he would be shooting the shit and having a laugh with the lads instead of reeing about normies



I never understood 'failed normie' - you either are one or you are not. If someone attempted and failed, they are not a normie?



being a normie isn't a negative thing, it's an accomplishment



i used to be a normie, i was in a cool rock and roll band. had cool hair do and clothes, lots of girls liked me, heaps of friends - so many i used to forget peoples names

now i talk to you guys all day



Are you trying to imply something about us mate



that you were worth it, you all are worth everything i threw away

wish i did it sooner


aus/pol/ on 4's turned to shit. i stopped making them when the gay marriage thing started

none of them said hi to cum guzzler



little bit gay tbh




These fucking girls keep attaching to my posts even when I didn't upload them. They're like stalkers. Or maybe the 8chans programmers are to blame. I'm glad I don't post to porn boards.


you better not have forgotten my name



just make them here then



only if you like it


i ended up just calling everyone mate



I think it depends. You could have sex with as many women, have the relationships , and the friends, but the likelyhood is that 90% of all those people you meet will not give a shit about you. This is just an observation, as the entire normiesphere is made up of a materialistic pissing contest, no empathy or genuine care.

I'd rather have no friends (lol implying I can get friends) than having many and none of them genuinely care about you, your hopes or desires. People are only forced into these fake friendships because it is dictated by society. If you are a 'loner' you are perceived as weird. I cared about them, they didn't care about me.



this, what we are talking about now is the only bit i liked.

i hated looking up stories



I don't see how shallow relationships are worse than absolutely no relationships

Society dictates it because biology dictates it. It's not normal for people to be alone and it hurts your mental health.



>It's not normal for people to be alone

then why do blacks and asians eat each other?




This whole thread is getting pretty gay. I'm gonna play vidya or something



People means white people



go play with yourself while we get gayer



>I don't see how shallow relationships are worse than absolutely no relationships

Because shallow relationships where only one party cares is a purely one sided affair. What is the point of having a friend who doesn't give a shit about you? Why should you invest time into them when only you care, but they don't? Either be someones friend, properly or don't do it at all.

This bitterness just even wants you to be alone.

> It's not normal for people to be alone and it hurts your mental health.

You feel even more alone than actually being alone; if you have all these friends who don't actually care about you.



guess that explains why there are very few whites itt


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nobody knows like me


How do you feel alive, neetoes?


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listening to some good tunes while having a sip



I'm not a boong, if I had boong blood I wouldn't be working.



aboriginee or what ever your mob likes to be called these days then


Bough a 6pack for $9,beer from aldi, Sainte Etienne.

Sony's doing an exclusive sale. Any game that is exclusive to Sony systems is on sale on PSN.

Just bought myself Tearaway, never bothered to get it for my Vita.


Woke up with a terrible headache and hangover, tried fapping the pain was too much


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why are you guys all still up?

sometimes i see post times from around 3am

you need to get your circadian rhythm back in check



yeah, fuck me

going to sleep now i swear



I'm staying up so I can see if the tooth fairy is real


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Should I get some poo on my dick neets?



>Hi isn't memorable.




It's a message tinder puts there



i dont get it



Go on the IRC


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Why is talking to people so hard


Think it's supposed mean that you shouldn't begin with just a "hi" if you're tryna chat people up



but hi is all i have



Hi, would you like to get raped?



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Damn I'm smooth






ask her if you can poo in her pants because you want to make her feel good too


>decide to see what my old internet friend is up to

>they deleted their normiebook profile

>can't remember the passwords to other places we used to chat

Looks like it's just the neet gen for me after all lads



I don't think she's gonna respond, thought she'd go wild for the poo posting



Always plenty of room in the bucket


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well, i've gotta make hot sauce anyway so i'm just gonna do the cooking show thing i've been talking about. maybe if it's not an utter failure i'll make chicken tendies next. should i record the thing with a mask or just go barebones?


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is this your oc?


anyone still up?


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No Anime please



how was work?



Whatever you feel comfortable with m8. Will you set the camera down on a table and just record you doing your thing or will it be a handheld first-person cooking sort of thing? If you'll talk throughout, a mask might make it hard to hear you.


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if he's gonna be showing us how to carve up and cook kidnapped children, he's gonna want the mask, even if he's using one of those splatter free chainsaws



Funnily enough I don't think that's going to be an eventuality


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>rainy overcast day today and tomorrow

>pizza and protein shake for breakfast

>big kale, strawberry vegan shake after work out full of antioxidants

what a day NEETs, finally some comfy weather


Well I did it, I have not had any Alcohol since last Sunday, have decided to just have a few on Saturday's, don't feel any better for not drinking but I can no longer afford to drink everyday.



You and Dan can come to an arrangement.



Dan's profit's would have been down this last week, but I'll make up for it and buy some Jerky as well today



Daily reminder that every time you don't buy grog from Dan's, he goes home and beats his wife. You monster


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>tfw wake up for a day of goon drinking and arma 3 mission editing

>check email

>freelance job sends me a job

>on a saturday

>after not sending me work for over 2 months





literally getting cucked harder than wagies



working from home is pretty sweet, gaynon.



What do you freelance?



i am a copywriter



So you are the infamous Chink OP from Aus/pol/. I feared as much as soon as you mentioned freelancing.



I avoid drinking by not having a license




at least you only have to deal with chinks and pajeets. my area is getting filled with niggers and muslims


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Joondalup is full of niggers now. I go out of my way to drive all the way to Whitfords or Mindarie just to avoid the niggers. My friend got bashed by them not too long ago and was in hospital for a few weeks. Everything Americans said about niggers is true. Disgusting subhuman apes, all of them.



i think it'll be a bit of a blend of both and some stills.



nah, that's the 5th or 6th video. gotta draw 'em in first.


All this talk almost makes me glad that the only nonwhites around here are abos. At least the worst they do is bash each other and maybe nick your petrol


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>It's called jogging. Run away.

Because it's not like niggers are famous for being extremely fast sprinters or anything.


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You have to go back



That's why you need to jog into the nearest public pool


tfw no gf



>tfw no gf

tfw no gf



>>tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

tfw gf



Of all the posts in this thread you could have replied to - bants and insights from the finest minds in australia, by guys who have sacrificed their careers and educations so they could sit home all day honing their skills on imageboards and bring you this epic thread - you had to reply to 'tfw no gf'



>denying that the ultimate truth is not a shitpost



tfw no good post


Any of you gay cunts play Arma 3?



I notice Whitfords is mostly nigger free, maybe they don't know how to use a bus



the back is always full of druggos so they don't know where to sit



my computer can barely run windows, let alone that



Poor neet cunt



Some neets have to head to the public library to shitpost, at least I'm not that poor



Yeah i mostly just dick around in the editor.


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Nice m8. I'm currently making a mission on this map:


I'm using VME PLA mod and RHS mod to make a modern apocalypse now style mission.

Gonna have to hunt gooks in the deep Cambodian jungle and use patrol boats to go up and down the river or MRAP's to traverse the thin, winding jungle roads with constant Chinese ambushes.

Gonna be good, m8.


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I am going to do it. I'm going to buy a bumbag.



Gay cunt why don't you get molested




>Gonna have to hunt gooks in the deep Cambodian jungle

Sounds kinda comfy tbqh, if only my low-t0-midrange pleb-tier pc could handle that sort of game I'd probably have bought it on Steam already - not saying I'd be playing though…

What are you cunts up to today/tonight? I'm getting smashed on Black Label whilst looking for another mannequin to buy off of ebay.



I am spending the day doing nothing but the usual web surfing. I have The Force Awakens open in another window and am watching it again. It is taking ages because it is a shit movie.

Have you fucked this mannequin of yours?



Well mate currently I'm sinking goon and finishing up this copywriting job. Then I'm going to edit some Arma. If I run out of goon, then off to Aldi with me.


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I am going to do it. I'm going to finally watch the ultimate red pilled movie, John Carpenters They Live

What am I in for guys?



A Serbian Film is more redpilled than that meme movie, you bluepilled kuk.



It is an okay movie. It has a "based black guy" in it so not really redpilled.



It's kind of fun but a pretty mediocre movie

The fight scene is pretty amazing though, I think it was the longest in film at the time



why don't you watch movies that have been banned in Australia by our cucked moral panic government?



This degenerate shit hole needs more moral panic, not less.

They talk about sex non-stop on the fucking breakfast shows now.



What movies are banned here?





Sounds like adding a nice little corpsefucking scene to your film is a nono in Australia



>Star Wars

I'm looking forward to seeing the next Star Jews movie at a cinema, as I've only seen the others on muh 32" Telly. Gonna eat some young qt cosplay-wearing qt's pussy in the back row. >tfw delusional

>Have you fucked Aneeta?

Well sort of. I've had two "experiences" with her that have resulted in me orgasming. But she has nothing that I can insert my pee-pee into excluding one conveniently posed hand…

I have just got a Fleshlight which I'm considering "inserting" into her torso. Surely one of you cunts have at least bought an el cheapo blow-up doll? Or do you all think I'm pathetic for buying a mannequin?


Are you not worried that the goon will have a negative influence on your work? I live in QLD btw, and just saying because ALDI don't sell no booze here. But Dan's the omni-present man


1980's-tier special fx…?



When you write 2000+ words daily, you get good at proofreading.



It's harder Tring to fap in a library and wiping your dick with book pages fucking hurts



You can look like a full pervert



If you wear it on the front and cut a hole you can touch your penis in public



I just sit in the car outside high schools with a blanket over my dick and fap to the school girls walking past



Your ad for copywriting wasn't even proofread properly you clown. I remember.



I bet they're jealous of your astra


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Degenerate asf



Can we see a pic of Aneeta please?



>tattooed whore



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Fucking McDonald's jewed me, no monopoly stickers on this cup



clean your car



>wash your sheets

>clean your car

>rinse your dick



See the previous gen. I'll be posting more once the wig I ordered arrives


They've done that to me a few times but only ever on the chip packets. What sort of coffee did you get?



>change your pants


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I look forward to seeing the pics once the wig has arrived.



Shame we have to miss out on great cinema like this




>s button

is that for skids?



>The film follows a man, who has an intellectual or mental disorder, living on a farm in rural Belgium. He demonstrates bizarre behavior from the beginning, such as fastening doll's heads to pigeons, collecting his feces in glass jars and beheading a hen for his own amusement. He is also obsessed with a sow who lives on the farm.

Sounds like your typical r9k user.



That is S for stalking mode for when he spots a rape target.



Flat white with sweetener, I need one when I'm hungover



You like your coffee like you like your women huh?


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I push the S button then I put it in R for when I'm about to rape


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Mines black, chopped up and in the freezer, so yes.



change your pants



Why do most neets here drink instead of smokign weed? weed is the true neet drug



That requires social connections



The wig should hopefully be here before this coming Wedsnesday



How exciting.



I'd say it comes down to the whole 'legal vs illegal; thang. Who here Steam and need a game?



I wear a bumbag when I go out for a ride on my motorbike, more comfy than putting my phone and wallet in my pants.




Why didn't you get a realdoll? They would be the only one I would consider purchasing, since they look real.



I don't know anyone who sells weed, also it's too much of a hassle to buy bitcoins and too sketchy to buy shit off the darknet.



can't buy weed at the local shopping center




>that image

>that name







Yeah, nah that's sketchy as fuck.



Worked for me. Some gook in a car brought me some dank weed.



>tfw can't even buy weed from a dodgy honeypot website in my city



Even if it was a honeypot website, the consequences for getting caught with weed are so negligible it doesn't even matter.



I'd be more worried about getting attacked and robbed by some nigger posing as a dealer.



But I might have to talk to a cop, that doesn't sound worth it



Your profil is private. How can I help you?


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Are you over 18?


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>tfw no steam friends



The only people on my steam friendlist are randos I added from /v/ back in 2011 and never talked to

Better than seeing a 0, I guess



I mostly only play single player games anyway so it's no big deal for me.


I torrent all my games so Steam isn't relevant to me.


time to give the old 4 incher a fap



I wonder which neet this is



One of the hapas probably.



maybe we have an aboneet



Do abos have small dicks?



I play multiplayer games on steam, but only against bots.



They do indeed



We need you to suck one and see. Actually, to make it scientifically valid, more than one. Make it least 30



I think we found the aboneet



How do you know that?



fagneet told him



I read it in a thread once

Not gonna look for a source because I don't want asio to see me searching for abo cock sizes



I believe from an evolutionary perspective Abos are just Indians that got tan basically as they island hopped and Indians have small dicks so makes sense


Fuckin' hell, catalogue says theres 50 people online here.

Never seen that before



26. :(


Add me?



Some of them might be mannequins.


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>tfw 31 next month



The general was only made 3 days ago and its almost at the reply limit. Don't think I've seen it gone faster before



neetdom is becoming more and more popular by the day.

neet revolution soon.


The fag marriage debate killed Aus/pol/ on 4 chan so that might have something to do with the increased popularity of the neet general.



The Shitpost Revolution



We'll march on Canberra and demand unlimited tendies and goon bags.



Canberra is a bit cold mate










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>wage all day thursday

>have to go to a family dinner

>pass out at 11pm

>wage all day friday

>have to see gf

>she pumps the cum from my body like a hungry succubus at regular intervals during the night leaving me sore and dick raw

>wake up saturday morning and some cunt is chainsawing RIGHT NEAR MY WINDOW

>go sleep in car

>check the neet thread and its 700+ posts





Ironic wageposting is still wageposting



Your now an old neet, by neet law you must seuppuku by age 40



>tfw 2 years overdue for suddoku





do you really need to ask that? you go to work, you'll be tired until retirement and then you'll be so old you'll be tired anyway.


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