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Let's have a nice comfy thread please NEETs. Please have any lewd images spoilered, and not that many posted at all.

Old thread: >>189028





they do a pretty good yoghurt.



It's Vic cum


I asked yesterday but got no answer. Is this pic of one of you cunts, or just a random person? >>189329

I struggle to believe someone here is packing that sort of monster (and not a bad body too).



The image is here





Or maybe it has been deleted. Anyway it was a NEET posting what might have been a big NEET dick.




And I had already answered.

Thanks for taking such an interest in me.



Are you saying that was a pic of you?




This is fucking awesome, more NEETs need to do shit like this.

Is this near your new NEET cave your dad is making?



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what's it like to have a gf






>real neets



all wagies




Fun to fuck, but the rest can be a chore.



BCF have some some members thing on today and I'm going to go there this arvo to get a book on knots and baiting shit, I cant see the line in the youtube vids.

I had a dsp employment thing today but I didnt remember it til about 2am and then said fuck it and didnt set an alarm so I'm avoiding looking at my phone.



Even that becomes a chore after long enough.



>last night in Nam

fuck and film some gook pros ffs

what the fuck did you go there for?



Agreed. Fucking is only fun for about two months then it just becomes a habit.


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fucking lol

had a good chuckle at that



$50 a week is still a bit steep.


Fucking what's up cunts?


The ceiling


Well I got perma banned for that bomb plot joke

Didn't realise the mods were such asio cucks

Can't really be fucked any more. No more dirty feet for youse. Peace



Hello. Not much up right now. Feeling bad tempered and anxious. A feeling of dread descended on me from nowhere.


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Satan is a cool customer.



I call larp.



Have a cry.


Fuck me the pol mods are at it again.



I woke up with a sore ankle. Cant put any weight on it and I've been trying to get it moving for almost an hour since I've been up.



What did you do to it?



Try not sleeping like a mong.



Don't overreact. Keep posting.



I just checked my phone, when I saw the message last night it said tomorrow but it must've been sent after midnight. It's tomorrow.



I broke it pretty bad years ago and it has bolts in it but it's rarely sore like this. It hurts in the the bit where the foot attaches to the leg on top (kind of).

It's probably from this >>189850


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This is rather gay.



Yeah but /pol/'s always rather gay.



I don't care about drama from other boards. It doesn't belong in the NEET thread.



A drop of drama into a pond of drama is nothing.



M8, you wanna see drama check out Jim's latest vids.


How many wanks have we had today? I'm on my third.



I don't know who Jim is and don't care.



Just one for me. Wanked to a spread poojeeta pussy pic.



Who is metukor russling now

And why do they never learn



Kraut and tea.



Why the fuck is this trending on hooktube HAHAHA.



So some no name eceleb is mad again

Seriously do any of them bother looking Jim up before making retards out of themselves



I think it's just uncontrollable spergery on their part.



Also: Vibrating nipple clamps and a dick kicking fetish.



That wasn't good.



What are they trying to make the NEET thread look like puritans something



that's a lot hotter than the oil i put on my ass!



Which one was the most recent one?




I don't know who these people he's talking about are and I've never heard of the "skeptic society".



Political fence sitters who chained themselves to the fence because they are individuals and therefore cannot do shit because that would require other people.



Cunts you fucking risked yourself and others in the thread getting arrested for terror plotting offences


How did the five of you guys do? I was locked up for the past couple months after trying to off myself. Just one or two more attempts and I'll be on DSP. Or dead. Win-win.



It all just seems like making a big deal out of trivial internet shit that the majority of the world don't care about.

It's like days of our lives but via forums and sites.



Niggers are pretty smart huh?



I'm sure AsioNEET spends enough time here to understand when something is serious and when something's just a shitpost.



The authorities take joke threats just as seriously as legit ones. That is why everyone who saw that post was pissed off.


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Why are you so sad?



Yeah he wont just report everything for easy quota and promotions



Didn't see it. Sounds like spergery.



He hate a date (next day), time (morning) and location (Station) for his threat. Say that shit in an airport or near the pigs and you will be going with them.



Stop trying to kill yourself. We all must struggle on.



If you just say bomb at an airport you get arrested.



Because I'm almost 30 and achieved nothing despite (in my opinion) being qualified for a lot of things.



>being qualified for a lot of things

What type of qualifications?




have a wank



So am I.





Pretty much, he making a specific threat and that goes beyond muh funny joke



Are you a virgin?



Well if you do kill yourself that's basically a negative achievement.





Will do




But 0 x negative = 0



By that logic 0 x positive = 0




We are not going to be able to track you down because you completed a Cert III in having a wank Tell us what qualifications.



Are you overweight?



Who cares

You cunts probably do nothing to stop the government spying on you


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>when the oboe and harp cut through



U wot m9?



I put on a show for my stalkers.


I wish I had as many qualifications as qualificationsNEET



I have a cert IV in shitposting also, the game



>Who cares

He's complaining he cannot get a job even with his qualifications. It is either an experience issue or a mismatch in qualifications. Either is unclear



Could be a personality issue.



>Could be

It is.



Why? I'm more qualified than most of the his board put together. You knowing the number of qualifications I have changes nothing.


Slightly according to BMI, dont look it though.



You responding to the wrong person

as well as you two fuckwits





>responding to the wrong person

>He's complaining





>I'm more qualified than most of the his board put together.

I am at level 9 on the Australian Qualifications Framework, whats your PhD in?


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complete degenerate posting to discussing around certifications and qualifications in under 12 hours

never change NEET general



>Responding to the guy who responded to a guy complaining about the bomb thinking it's the suicidalNEET

>Not responding to the wrong guy


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You should go to a brothel and lose your virginity before you kill yourself.



Nah he should just livestream it.



Do 9/10 people who have killed themselves agree that going to a brothel before killing themselves was a good idea?



or he could have a wank



give your little guy a spank



the cost effective solution



>you two fuckwits

You're calling the wrong people fuckwits. I'm more of a fuckwit than most of this board put together. You knowing the amount of fuckwittery I have changes nothing.



Just ignore the sperg.










Okay, is there a way to filter by flags or do we have to put up with retards like you?






He changes his flag everyday.

Sometimes I want to filter the entire eastern states dont take it heart monk and you guys can go back to /cuteboys/ and /pol/ but I guess we all have different palates and some stuff doesn't always sit well.



>No more dirty feet

This isn't Monk threatening to quit is it? I hope not.



Reposting for you:

>After tooling around Australia and not going overseas since my teenage years, absolutely. No reason like that, "Find myself" shit, no. Travel helps give us perspective and appreciation for our homes. I've met a lot of cunts (mostly women) that have declared that they're going to travel for as long as they can. That hedonistic attitude doesn't gel with me, wanting to spend your years away from real life is immensely destructive and won't save you from whatever is plaguing you at home. I went on this short trip to cleanse myself and have a break from life, but to do that forever and think it's a life well lived is foolish. You can't spend your life running from reality. Eventually you have to start living. Two years ago, I decided to become more zen, 2016 I learned to handle my more extreme emotions and acknowledge them. 2017 I got brutalised by relationships, self doubt, family pressure and having my living situation totally overhauled. I'm still trying to find my peace, I'm still not done with my studies (which I deferred on last year) or my career (which I only picked up around August). Coming overseas with Chad mate and Aspie mate, having the talks we've had, sharing and interacting with you cunts when I'd normally just lurk and letting myself relax and get obliterated by booze where normally I'd have a stick up my ass has been the best thing I've done in years. So, yes, I'd recommend travel overseas. Take some good cunts with you, don't fuss about pussy or whatever has been hanging over you. Just enjoy yourself and take a break from what's on your mind and in your life. It'll refresh you and energise you, so that you can tackle the challenges you face and create for yourself. Even a trio within Australia can do this, basically what a lot of cunts need is some time to breath. Away from life, away from family, away from all the shit that we put up with. That space and time will help give you the momentum to break out of the shit we often put ourselves in or find no escape from. Travel, anons. Travel and refresh yourself. When you come back and face reality you will overcome any obstacle set before you. We spend so long inside our minds, inside the same system that we become convinced that there's no end to it. Taking a break can help see through the bullshit and give you a way forward.



I already read that. Doesn't change my want for pics of gook lips on crusty NEET dicks



I don't swing that way.



Most of us don't have irl friends



Yeah that would be a problem for me.



I had a girlfriend back in year 8



Is this the new "have a wank"



year 6 for me

she was a lebo



You'll get monk jelly.



Rob a bank.


Disgusting. I hate them with a passion after they firebombed my family.



How far did you get?



>after they firebombed my family.

Do you want to talk about it?



Too bad you werent burned alive



Nice try ASIO



Be nice narkyNEET



Why did you firebomb gookneets house



Basically they didn't like us them in the house so they firebombed it because if they couldn't make money off of the house no-one should.


Mate I eat fire.




>the race war will not include whites




Are they some retarded real estate agency



Please elaborate, that's kind of confusing.



goddamn gooks squatting



>the race war will not include whites

>they'll still win it anyway



More or less.


They wanted money for renting out the house so they firebombed it. It's confusing because they're subhumans.



We're just innocent bystanders.



Weren't you paying your rent?



So they did it for insurance money

I hope they got fucked with via fraud charges



We dindu nuffin



Nope, no insurance money. Just idiots.


Nah, rent was fine.



I don't understand.

Was anyone at home at the time?

Ho do you know it was your landlord?



I'd like to discuss this with them because I don't understand why they'd come to the conclusion that this was a smart idea



We were home at the time I was a baby so my sister had to get me out.

They weren't the landlord, that was the problem. They wanted the house but we were living in it and the landlord wouldn't sell it so they firebombed it.


Lebos, nuff said.




>with lebs

m8 the only language they understand is a glass to the back of the head



Oh, that kind of makes sense I guess.



Do you have horrific burn scars? Is that why you're such an annoying little gook?




Tbh I haven't had much dealings with lebs so this is confusing



This is beyond my area of expertise too.


Very low quality posting on the general today.



Yeah, IDK what profits they'd get after rebuilding etc tho. Idiots didn't count expenses only profit. Typical gibs me dat attitude.




Lebs are subhuman. Don't speak to them ever, just avoid them.



>Continues the trend with an additional low quality post


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It's because the big neets are still nursing their kfc hangover



Their wimmens are alright though.



Got it



In the mood for the colonels midday hair of the chicken.


Cant tell whether I hate gooks or lebs more



Just as long as you hate kikes the most.


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Hate begets hate.



Not if you exterminate the other side completely and without mercy.



>Some britbong that died in his 30s or some shit and is famous for one liners


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Yeah, I can't speak for solo travel. I think that'd be a bit stressful overseas. Definitely do the hostels and try to socialise I guess. Solo travel through Australia would be alright though.


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No one you can save that can't be saved

Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time

It's easy



Hostels are shit tbh

Lived in one for 4 months and do have stories but probably don't want to go back to one


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You could hurt someone with all those sharp words.




Lennon was killed by the kikes because he knew their plans

He also threatened their hold on music

Ever notice how some of the more suspicious deaths in music come from those that had significant music holding

I'm looking at you 2pac, MJ and Prince



If all you can do is shitpost in a NEET gen hoping to hurt someone, maybe you should just kill yourself and do everyone, including your parents, a favor?



It's just banter m8 have a wank



>bad words are bad

<bad words


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I have a feeling you have issues with your own being and you take it out on the world you never chose to be born into.

I like you for who you are, you are capable of doing the same.



Have a wank


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Reading talmudpedia and laughing atm.

>Right-wing terrorism is terrorism motivated by a variety of ideologies and beliefs, including anti-communism, neo-fascism and neo-Nazism

Fascism and Nazism are third way not right wing. Written by a commie obviously.


NEET King let us know you survived your booze binge last night please.



How many did he get up to?




Drank fuck all last night, the weed made me horny then sleepy and in the end I couldn't be fucked



Ask an antifa about natsoc Germany's economic policies they'll umm and err and say that it wasn't about that but killing jews



Astra holding up?


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don't go to fed square tomorrow


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Had a little nap just before but was jolted awake in a cold sweat, I was dreaming of violently murdering a neighbour. At one point I was stabbing them in the neck with large wooden BBQ skewers. Watching tennis atm and might head to the library soon



Fuck off cunt



Pretty much. Talmudvision and jewniversity brainwashing.


New age over

Only Dan's now



Dans is old news when Nick's Wine Merchants has free delivery over $200 and lower prices for most stuff too.


File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, dan3.png)


Are you anti Dan son?



Nicks wine merchants sounds like they only sell wine and probably not even goon



I still haven't tried it, noice rated it quite highly.



Get off the goonbags you filthy abo.



>sell wine

>not goon



I haven't drunk goon in over a month now



It sounds fancy and goon isn't fancy


File: 7adb46031fdcd86⋯.jpg (11.59 KB, 206x206, 1:1, abo.jpg)


So you admit it? I find you guilty of being an abo.


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i'm loaded on ssri's and ready to roll



Yeah, for now



Ooga booga noonga boonga


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Failed normie




Drive her to Dan's yet



>sam hyde

you're a teenager that wont do anything.



In a glass cup and with an ice cube it is.


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i'm over 30 and have nothing

it's all over soon



Last night





How many cups of goon are you on right now



Just nuke israel as a dying will.


NEETKing why has your work dried up?



If you have something planned I might join, I'm also 30 and have nothing




Been too depressed to work.



You need to start looking to get yourself on the DSP.



Start of the year is slow and I'm sick of the job anyway


Fuck off impersonator



Impersonator scumbag. I am so sick of this shit. This thread needs someone who can ban people.



Too bad the bo is lazy

At least the bo /dans/ bans people



Have a bank or rob a wank.



have a spank



Perform a gank.



Hate it when people steal my wanks


File: 103d9f1286ab46c⋯.jpeg (12.02 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (23).jpeg)

Why hasn't cheesecake posted yet today?



Because he doesn't like you



Cheesecake has been goon for a while



Make a shank.


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tox id: 7689f77f00b249109c61531e4863cd85bf618edb36e563ed7a547e2b23a4f3e29c8aa4785478

we'll chat more



Hello asioneet


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File: 3a3270de07b91a1⋯.jpg (1.52 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 15155577452741603160091.jpg)

Just Did a nice runny poo



Are you a fucking wallaby?



Your bowels must be in shambles


File: 90f6d711676be1e⋯.jpg (38.11 KB, 640x320, 2:1, pix838408636.jpg)

my baby



That is a sign of good health.



Reported for having a Jewish gun


On fap number 3

How many faps have you neets done today?




One. Thinking about a second one soon.



I fucked my ass with a dildo this morning


File: 174f20faf6bcfc8⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1181x681, 1181:681, lovin it.png)

Ad marketing specifically to NEETs is a sure way to increase company profits.



I wish I could go out to shops and fast food outlets



He keeps letting me back in.



Is that a family box?



you never leave your house/yard? how old are you?



File: 513f5c815f1f995⋯.jpeg (49.22 KB, 352x418, 16:19, images (45).jpeg)


Your gonna be biggest boy




Why don't they have an 8xl model



He posted last night saying he was going to post a video.



Nah, it's 2 big mac chickens and a big mac meal.

was supposed to link it to >>189998



Baneposting on maccas boxes?

I like it



why can't you go out?



Why didn't you get 2 big macs 2 fillet o fishes and a shake



I just run into maccas and REEEEEE until they give me free food so I'll leave



The big mac chickens are one of the best burgers i've had from macca's ever



Make sure you get the president approved meal



McDoubles are the best tbh




The only trouble is not getting in trouble for driving your mobility scooter through the drive thru



Just get mumbot to get your food



Social anxiety


Got offered a job interview.

Literally shaking, went to the toilet four times for a leak in the past ten minutes. I am so fucked.



What's the job?


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Fucking huge shit just then.



Grad program at a recruitment company



You deleted my lifes work.


File: 062662241bf3d63⋯.png (80.84 KB, 400x400, 1:1, dan.png)


get some goon delivered

it will make you brave



Call it neet courage



Nick's Wine Merchants has free delivery over $200 and lower prices for most stuff too.



Well done m8. Everything will go fine.


File: 07a8d78514ad11f⋯.jpg (16.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)


She'll be right aye?



After I rape her



Treat her like an unwashed onahole.



Washing onaholes is hard


File: cadbad1c4e2adae⋯.jpg (654.75 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, nick_loser.jpg)



Least I have a cool hat.



<Fresh OC is delicious



…got no replies for mine.



Where was it?


Port Pirie Mayor John Rohde defends council-funded trip where he met Filipino girlfriend


Being a mayor must be pretty cool.



good oc



It's ok. It was so shit you didn't even notice.



Why did he go there other than council business ?


I think Monk has been permabanned. This distresses me.




Tell monk to post on /dans/ if he's blocked here



Nicks doesn't sell anything I want



He should never have been banned. this is what happens when the board is inadequately supervised.



I am heavily focused on collecting new Dan OC, it either didn't happen or its saved on my hard drive without a reference to the post



His post from last night hasn't been deleted >>189614

He might be working with his Dad today. I hope so.



It wasn't for Dans



This sounds a lot like Monk >>189842

Who else posts their dirty feet?



That's why senpai didn't notice you

Go make Dan oc



There was another NEET I think, It might've been cleanstove.


Yeah I'm permabanned

Can still post from my phone so I'll probably be pretty quiet.

Hope I'm sober enough to make it to Dan's tonight, being funemployed has got me really stressed about money for Indonesia



Fuck Dan, he keeps banning me then letting me back in.


If cheesecake is back and monk is gone does that mean cheesecake and monk are the same guy



This is a fucking travesty.



Stop shilling the opposition then



You are clutching at straws. Our big beautiful Monk is gone.



Why are you banned and did you appeal


Trips confirm



They mustn't have realised who they were banning. Someone who doesn't read the threads just saw your one dodgy post in isolation and permabanned you.

We need to get you unbanned.



Gunman report the boys saying unnamed monk


Seriously fuck this shit, monk getting banned if fucked. Fuck everything.


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>he keeps banning me then letting me back in


How do we get Monk unbanned? How do we communicate with the BO?



File reports


File: 0390d365421105c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 540.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, deathdan.webm)



Report what?



Just a prank

Nick has no range



I've never really cared about banlists and shit like that.

How do we contact global mods to tell them to lift it?



Largest range of spirits in the country.



Report random posts with the reason you give being "unban monk"



>global mods

They won't do anything. We need the BO.



No goon or beer which is what matters



Maybe we should make one post explaining the situation and then have everyone report it.




How do you see the older issued bans?




Someone should. I don't know what to write though.



Just on /aus/? I'll do it.


I reported all the bomb threats and any pornographic pics without spoilers. He was probably caught up in that. The BO has banned this shit before and will continue to ban it as well as remove the posts that have disappeared



Pleb drinks



Are you smart enough to make it decent?



I reported the bomb threat too but I didn't know it was Monk who did it. I thought it was someone malicious rather than just someone a bit dumb.


How does this sound?

This is form a petition and a general thread from the NEETs to express our concern at this grave injustice. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs his actions resulting in a permaban is fucking retarded.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.



It may have been unfortunately. The BO is most likely not impressed by a flood of reports on bomb threats and on the onslaught of Asian continental woman


Also the trap shit was removed, so its not exclusive straight women



tbh I'm a bit surprised that monk did it.

monk, can you post a pic of your feet from your phone or something so we know it is you not someone rping as you.



I personnaly couldnt care. If he has a hissy fit then so be it.



You need to be more plain about what you are talking about. You have to clearly state what has happened at the start.. "Board Owner today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat." and then you make excuses for Monk and say we all want him back and a re mass reporting this comment to get it to happen.



Yeah it didn't seem like Monk's style to me. I never considered for a second that he might have done it.


Why would monk risk us being arrested on terror plotting charges as a joke

Doesn't seem like him





i'm not entirely convinced but i've made some out of character stupid posts in the past.

I'm going to go for a drive, I'll make that thread later if you guys dont.


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Yeah it was me. Pretty dumb thing to do, sorry neetos, won't happen again. All the goon and stoner metal had me feeling pretty edgy.

Still fucking 0.045, there's no way the judge will see me as a function person. Ah well, fuck em, I'll be too deep in jungle bunny pussy and bintangs to care.



He didn't understand the seriousness of what he did.



He needs to get off the mints they're Fucking him up



Why did you post another edgy picture?

Geez Monk I am fond of you but sometimes…



Give ASIO my regards when they pry open your arsehole.


i like this Rhys@Deakin guy




>Ah well, fuck em, I'll be too deep in jungle bunny pussy and bintangs to care.

Don't forget to have your bags packed, you will be back soon enough:

>Countries with which Australia has extradition arrangements

>Through regulations (not treaty based):

>… Thailand





fucking hell.




>Through bilateral extradition treaties:



Board Owner today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is form a petition and a general thread from some of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

Does anyone want to add anything?



I wish I had hands that looked like that.



Not India though



>This is form a petition

What does this mean?



I dont know, I'm retarded and didnt think it through. That's why I'm posting here first so you guys can edit it.

I'll take that out.



You have to say he was drunk and isn't very smart and didn't understand the seriousness of what he did. you have to say he has been a great contributor to the board and is esteemed by all.



>Nexus 5X

how's that even still working



>and is esteemed by all.

I made it "some of the NEETs" because some NEETs probably dont like his posts.

But yeah, I'll add that he was drunk and stupid.



Indeed, but his Australian assets could seized and his passport withdrawn. He would not technical not be allowed in the country because he does not have a valid passport unless he marries a Indian national to get citizenship.

Skipping court is also a good way of getting remand without bail



Don't make posts like that you absolute cunt.



Say most of the neets. Anyone who deosn't like him is just jealous.


Hello Daniel


Board Owner today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is a general thread from most of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke. He has a habit of getting drunk and can be fairly impulsive and stupid at times but he does mean well and isn't a real threat to anyone other than himself.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

I'll post it in 5 mins, any final edits or is that ok?



Fuck off Jason.



Up yours Simon.


Having a nap was a mistake

I feel like shit



have a wank



That looks pretty good. Are you going to make a new thread or just post it here as a comment?


What was the threat exactly?

I missed it



You probably napped too long. You need to stop at 20 minutes.



I'll make a new thread so depending on how BO reacts you might be losing another NEET too.


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nameNEETs do not get preferential treatment in the eyes of the BO.



A permaban was too harsh for any NEET. It was a first offence.



Is a new thread really necessary?



BO doesn't read the gen so if it's just here it'll get missed.



I thought the goal was to have all of us report the comment so it gets to his attention?


Monk was kinda annoying tbh.



Isn't the post deleted?



You know he can still phonepost right?




Don't talk about him in the past tense nigger.

And he was better value at his most annoying than you have ever been.



Don't worry about it now.



No, the post that has the petition on it will be reported you brainlet.



What the fuck am I feeling


Think I might be ready to get out of bed


Why haven't you linked the unban monk thread in here yet?



What the fuck time did you wake up?



sorry, I was looking for the threat but I cant remember how many threads ago it was.





Go back to bed, it's still light outside


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i miss being able to sleep these hours

i'm lucky if i get 5 hrs


Please come to this thread to show your support for getting Monk unbanned: >>190184

Unban Monk: >>190184

Unban Monk: >>190184

Unban Monk: >>190184



Fuck him.



You are such a retard for starting a new thread instead of just doing what I told you and making a comment here and having people report it.

You are an absolute mong.



Let's rangeban monk



It's neetGEN, were you expecting a rocket surgeon?



The post he made was deleted so what are you going to report?





Maybe if it includes the entire east coast.





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Drink bleach.


Lot of revved up and rowdy NEETs today.




Didn't mean to upset anyone.



>Why hasn't cheesecake posted yet today?

I'm uploading a vid now, it will be done in 64 minutes.



It is alright mate you can't help being a bit slow.



Good to hear. Eagerly awaiting.



Looking forward to it Cheesey.



Nice, not many NEETs make videos anymore.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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Might lay down and rot


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might aswell enjoy it


Hey cumguzzlers



How goes?



Got a big load here



Where are you going to dump it?



Hopefully his cumdies or cumshorts



>More affordable childcare

Just slip that in for no fucking reason. Typical channel 7.



Cum shorts seem the most practical, a pair of bathers would be the easiest to wash.



Freeball it.



> a pair of bathers would be the easiest to wash.

At the public pool?



>This was 13 years ago


I cum under the bed




>tfw my cumshorts meme is catching on




Isn't that where you keep your goon?



You drink cungoon?



It's always a good idea to lubricate the guzzler before downing a few cups.



You got the text one where the guy says "tfw your child is acoustic " and posts an autist child morthed into a n acoustic guitar






>morthed into a n

I guess your mum got that text too.


Time for poo number 2



You better post your cumshorts soon for verification purposes


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Nah but I'll post my dick



I don't know what this is.



it's a knife



that's a big knife is it?



I see you've played knifey-spooney before



that's a sharp sounding rod


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Hello how's it been


It's 8"


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How do I tell a girl I want to kiss her?



You dont, you just do.


I looked at the side of a gippsland youghurt container

Not only is it not made in gippsland it's made in dandenong but it's made by chobani which if you're not aware is a company owned by an Arab in order to import more arabs



It tastes nice though.



Start raping her



It's fake gippsland

You know what actually is made in Gippsland 4&20 pies



They taste good too although a bit pricey.

Gippsland to me is just Victoria.



I seperate Victoria from Melbourne because it does have we're quite a lot of stunning nature while Melbourne is a huge eye saw


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You were warned to convert threads ago

>The McLaren Family has been proudly making pure Jalna yoghurt in Victoria for more than 35 years. Our milk comes from the rich pastures of the Goulburn Valley and our own Biodynamic Organic dairy farm in the Riverine region.




An eye sore



So here is the patrician yoghurt or at least until bega buys gippsland


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




Yeah I drove through there once and everything was in decay



You sound really good cheesecake.



Only Victorians can differentiate between the two.







Piss on her


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Another one for the hairy leg folder



Do you already have any physical interaction going on? Laughing/joking? Does she initiate contact?


Pretty nice legs.






Year of change

Good on you mate, thanks for the vid. Hope it all starts going your way.



Is Perth the same as Albany



As in my voice, or attitude?


Thanks for the encouragement m8, hopefully we all make it


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>As in my voice, or attitude?

Both, but the two are linked. You sounded more positive than usual.

I always love listening to your voice regardless of your mood though.



Good luck with change in 2018, Cheesie. But I do have to warn you, benzos will make you feel optimistic and capable of change. I hope your doctor explained physical dependency to you.

This comes from someone that took clonazepam for 3 years, made huge progress in life, and then everything crumbled when I had to quit the benzos.


Back and ready to shitpost.



You sound much more upbeat and positive.


Fuck me /cow/ is going to have a hell of a year. The shit I'm seeing right now.



Check out 4chan, that might be more your speed. They just go wild for the edgy dick pics.




I believe in you cheese


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yeah, sargoy just made jim an enemy and attacked him to his face.


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Cheesecake in January 2019.


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speedo goes to 240



Holy Fuck what a retard, looks like cuckad is about to be finished

Fuck maybe implict ducky will be dumb enough next



This is some top tier fucking sperg material man holy shit. I'm at 50 minutes.



welcome back CheesecakeNEET














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I improved it a bit.



top kek good oc.


going to the doctors



Good luck.



You should try and book them for first thing in the morn next time, there'll probably be lots of people around this time.



Dr pajeet will be particularly interested in your bumhole



It is a very interesting bumhole.



Undergoing constant stretching?



Like a good pair of cumdies, with consistent moisture application it retains perfect elasticity.




Why do you make these posts?




At this time of day? You shouldn't go to Dr Pajeet's Late-Night Medical Clinic. They get at least $80 off Medicare for each patient they see in exchange for third world levels of medical care.



Nurse poojeeta might be there to lend a helping hand now that she's home from the curryshop.



Off by 1



My ankle is still sore since this morning, couldn't be fucked hobbling into BCF's even though they had a $1500 raffle/draw store credit promotion thing.



Did you trip while having a walking



BCF can wait for another day. The important thing is that you look after yourself.



Nah, it was like it when I woke up so I guess I slept funny.


Yeah, thanks.

I'm sure there'll be another members day soon enough. I was just going to get a book on knots and a reel of line because I'd feel funny going there and not buying anything but I've got a spare reel of line that came with the tackle box and a second hand store will probably have a fishing knots book.

I tried to watch vids on it yesterday but I couldn't see the line in the videos.



*Or a pdf download on knots.



You need a sea daddy to teach you.



A months or something ago I said about how I went to get one of my dads mates a pair of seats for his boat and when I gave it to him I was talking about how I wanted to get a rod or even a boat and now I half feel obliged to get all this crap and learn it because I said I would, in passing. It was just a thought.

But he is a fisherman so I guess that position is taken.


Going to have a radox bath in a bit for my foot.



I take piss baths



Look forward to the pics.



Does it cure athletes foot?


The fuck happened with monk?






He got executed for making a bomb threat.



Nah just makes me smell more like a neet







I bet you get all the mummybots.



He walked down the wrong street and got cornered and gangraped by some neets



He now lives in India but has been denigrated as a lowly NEET due to the caste system of marrying the Poojeta's who were lowly servants. He takes several Poojeta tigers each night, each attracted by his Chad fatigue and the large amount of rupees that he draws in from the Australian taxpayer.





We can rebuild him. We have the technology.



Never knew monk was a furry, I guess all along his name was short for monkey



He's just decided to ride the tiger.



But we only have Cenno bux?




I've been feeling the same lately, I just want some kind of change in my life. Good luck to you Cheesecake.



Im on DSP it'll be fine


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>he hasn't heard




ASIO won this battle but the war has just begun.


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He should have listened to cuz congress and stayed away from Dan and his evil grog


Fuck it I've made up my mind and I 'm fed up with me in my personal state I'm going on a roadtrip this Friday and no one can stop me



Drive safely m8.



We can also claim a bereavement payment since he's been terminated. That'll top up our pool of funds.



wow monk looks like a straight fucking chad



No we want them to think he's alive so we can take his dsp too



You too



You must be new, he's our Chad larakin:




You didn't know?

The only NEET who's more of a Chad is king NEET



Has he been to his Cenno psychologist interview or can you so it for him?





Saw the picture when it was initially posted but wasn't sure what neet it was, sometimes I miss a couple of threads just cause I forget about the 751 cap




Fucking lol



I'm not Chad enough to go in his place but we'll need to get NEETking to fly over from Perth and that's like 500 dollarydoos




NK has his own warehouse, he's just ready to take the place of thread rapist and larakin



He should just hop on that train that goes across the country on the roof. Fresh air, plenty of fresh air will build up his Chad physique



And sun, I mean



Don't trains cost more



Not when your on the roof, screaming my land cunts



NK has always been the threads rapist


Will Monk be unbanned?






Yeah, I meant now he has two roles.



It's 2018 aborigines are worthless and need to make way for our new Asiatic Islamic Jew overlords and their negroid pets



He's also the thread's leader so that's 3 roles


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I aim to please.

I caught some bad habits from a certain NEET.

>lie with dogs


I've been perma banned a few times from here, bans automatically expire after a few months and it's not an issue if you have a static ip





<my body is ready



That's why he his king.

Only KN could handle such a responsibility.



Very nice.



In a few months he wont remember us, such is the way of the chad.






What's up with the water



Just reset your router to change your ip



Raddox, it can be snorted and the effects are being close to death



I'll try to remember that.

I used to use epsom salts because they are the same sort of thing but dont have colour or perfume and are like 10 times cheaper. Coles delivery dont deliver them anymore.



Why are you bathing in it



Helps soften the scabs



I have a sore ankle from sleeping on it funnily.

It helped a bit.



I'd put this in my hairy NEET leg folder but the legal aren't hairy



Snorting them = high chance of death. It makes people go crazy and hallucinate, if it's the older stuff I have. New stuff doesn't do it because they change it after people were inhaling it



It's nice to soak in relax, I am not bath legs NEET. The heat and the salts really help you unwind from a long day of wanking



I always thought bath salts was just the name, didn't know it was actual fuckin bath salts



I love how we use science to find ways for people not to get high off a product

Says so much about our Nancy pancy give and the degen druggos


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I am not a hairy man.


I thought they were smoking it but yeah, I watched some vid about it from the US and some guy in florida ate someones face while off his head on it.



It's makes meth look like a lite version. It's really fucked, but it has to be the old stuff before the change in the products ingredients



It's salt that goes in the bath, a bath salt


People were rummaging around the house looking for shit to get high off and found mummybots bath salts then probably fucked each other up



Pretty sure the regular epsom salts is just and still magnesium sulfate (I dont know if that's a newer version), the radox i have doesnt have magnesium but has a couple different sodium compounds in it



When I was a pretty big stoner me and my mates tried smoking all sorts of shit so it doesnt surprise me that that's the way they would've come across it. I doubt there was a chemistry dude who worked it out that it works in x way to get you off chops.



>It might have been cleanstove

Nah m8, I live in a goddamn house with a functioning shower I use daily


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I got excema on my arm atm



I wonder what people will get high off next




scrapings of NEETflesh



You never know

Biochem guys are usually pretty weird


Sorry NEETs I may have been swindled or have I, are bath salts we Australians describe them really bath salts.


I still maintain the belief that snorting raddox bath salts will fuck you up







You'll have to provide a video of you using this shower as proof



Have you fixed up that situation with being kicked out yet?



Bath salts is a slang term for a new generation of designer stimulants that became popular a few years ago. Has nothing to do with actual bath salts. That article is retarded.


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Meanwhile on dans street



I was just trying to think of who might've posted their feet.

But yeah I looked at your feet pic later and saw that you take good care and practice good cleanliness habits.



>video of using the shower

How about fuck no, I'm not an attention whore m8


No, we pay rent on the 4th of every month and I'm being forced into moving out by then


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mystery of the universe



What do you think of our advice we gave you, where we said you should tell them to move out instead?



Isn't that about rum usage among the poor? I think it became a bit of a real or perceived catastrophe as mothers were abandoning their infants and shit. Times haven't changed


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Quite bizarre


Started with $250 in the coin market on Monday and now have $200

I'm not sure this is for me



On my 1st cup now, Danny boy

of tea



I think it's pretty unreasonable if I turned around and said that after I've verbally said I'll be moving out myself. I don't want to create more of a tense situation than it has to be, I suspect the bitch who wants me out could be crazy as fuck and just reigning in her crazy shit because of her relationship with my mate who also lives in the house, I don't want to have to deal with the headfuck if I dig in my heels and say I'm staying. Also there's the fact if it turned out they do move out, I'd have to organize new people move in before rent day and shit otherwise I'd be paying the full amount, $2173 a month, fuck that



It was gin



What coins did you buy?


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really makes you think

this chinese one even has the star of david on it



Why the Fuck is it so high

Also possibly think about going to a hostel in the meanwhile if you have no where else to stay




I want to learn German and then go on exchange in Germany and meet a beautiful German girl who I take back to Australia, marry and start a family with.

Is that so much to ask?



Yes because Germany is screwed



Why would you want to bring her back here? We're being infested too. If not Africans and Middle Easterners, Australia will be a Chinese country in 50 years. Stay in Germany, have children, and take back the Führerland.


Is 8cham broken



could be


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I've been thinking about this for a while and I think its time for me to leave 8ch friends. I've only been here for like 6 weeks or something but I think I gotta go. I never intended to become a namefag attention whore, and while it has been a lot of fun, I don't think its a very constructive thing for my fragile mind right now. For about the last year I've become increasingly worried about my worsening mental state, and being a nameNEET is definitely no help. Its more stressful than you'd think tbh, even at this level of doxxing. I need to get my head right or its just gonna be a downwards spiral for me. My anxiety has gotten much worse in recent months and sometimes I feel like I'll snap and drive into an oncoming truck or something. I've started feeling physically ill from stress which has never happened to me before, and my sleep has begun worsening. I have enjoyed with a passion hearing about the lives of all you neets, the Dans OC, the videoneet videos, even the 'have a wank' poster has made me chuckle. I've never been a namefag in my decade long career of chan posting, so this has been an interesting stint here with you all.

I wish all of you the best, there is a lot that could be said but from the bottom of my heart I hope all you neets end up in good places. This is the end of my alias. But a pilgrims journey never ends, and some neets will never find peace. So it is time for me to ride the tiger and save my tortured mind before its too late and I truly fade into the abyss. Let the thunder roar.

This is monkNEET signing off.

So long, my unemployed buddies



fark of yah seppo cunt



The goon will never taste the same without you here…


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Goodbye monk



Fucking fuck. Take care mate, you've been one one of the best mates I've had in.. I can't remember how long.

Hope you post again when you feel more up for it.

Take care of yourself buddy.



How the fuck do you cunts know who is who?



They use homoerotic telepathic communication.





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That's been one of my aspirations for at least all of last year, I bought pic-related from a St.Vinnies for about $2 but like most/all of my goals they never seem to come to fruition, got no idea why…




see you tomorrow



bye Rhys from victoria good luck with that bomb plot


Vaporwagie here.

Taking tomorrow off. I'm dead tired and my body's sore, I've been doing long shifts, I've been sore for days but now it's getting worse. Good news is I have 8gb of ddr3 1600mhz RAM and an i3-2100 quad core that I got for $80 bundled to be picked up. Going to drink half of a bottle of sake.



If you really do leave I hope things pick up for you, your posts and banter has been really good for the general.

I think you need to kick the booze and nicotine more than anything to do with the NEET general and wish you the best of luck with it, life is too short to have any (((vices))).

I think 2018 is the year of the NEETrevolution, just look at Cheesy - The thing with you Monk is that you know what your problems are, which means you're already ahead of most normies. I know you can do it and believe in you, one day you'll get a nice thick poojeeta and a luxury warehouse, godspeed.



How has leaving home worked out so far?


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You better at least come back towards the end of the year and let us know how things have panned out.

Goodbye mate. I enjoyed having you here.



I have to work long hours to earn, otherwise I break even. If you're wondering the sake was free. I don't have much to compare it to, but my mental health is better. I used to get spikes of anxiety if Mummybot or someone else walked past my room, I'm worried about my qualifications though.



>Over two million sold

Probably six million by now


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any other sweet boys getting rich off crypto

also how are you doing it



What do you work as?


Finished my last pack. I am never going to have a cigarette again. Gf2018 has been set in motion.



Good luck.


Is it possible to lose 40kg in a year


Thank you.



Cashier, sometimes I mess up with change and stuff due to my atrophying brain from being a NEET. Always have a calculator next to the till.

I'm trying to find something that I can do that I can move up in but can't think of anything. I don't think I'm capable of being a programmer, think I'm too dumb for it at this point.



>Is it possible to lose 40kg in a year

probably but you're going to suffer for it


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>We're closer to 2025 than we are to 2010



It's only when you fail at just about everything in life that you realise that your a brainlet


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>(of body tissue or an organ) waste away, especially as a result of the degeneration of cells, or become vestigial during evolution.

That's a big word.


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I graduated high school in 2010 and have achieved jackshit since.


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How is velocity calculated?



Same but 2006.



suicidal thoughts per post



Seems about right.


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>He graduated

I'm moving on to something a little stronger than tea to cope with these feels


We should dedicate the next thread to monk. He will be missed



I feel all broken, I guess I am a beta orbiting faggot but I do like him a lot.

I think the moral of the story is don't form attachments.

I feel gutted.



How the fuck can you not graduate?



Not everyone's clever or motivated like you.



When did you drop out? My school passed everyone regardless of whether or not you actually attended or did (any) work, this was in 2014 though. I bet things were stricter back then.



>im not the guy who posted the coopers

I fucked up in year 12 by not rocking up most of the time and wagging, I tried to go back a year or two later but I was always on drugs.


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>clever or motivated

I'm borderline retarded at best.



Modesty; The calling card of the clever and motivated NEET.


Good night friends.



Sleep tight.


If only you knew how lazy I was.


>tfw depressed



dropped out first day of year 11


I fucked up all my high school years by doing the same, minus the drug-use


>monkneet gone

Back to 6 people


>tfw too fat to join the army



Hahaha what the fuck, a lot of us are high school drop outs for good reason.

Couldn't the stand the rigamorole of meaningless bullshit.

I'm fucking ODINN incarnate, listening to this song right now. Drank over HALF my fucking sake haven't drank any alochol since the 25th I'm feeling so good right now.




>hitler dubs

God speed my man.



join the airforce then


>8 posts since I went to bed

Things sure are going to be different around here.



Same but 1997.



That was the year in which I was born.



That was a good year, watching pingu and power rangers.



Just think, another 17 years of NEETdom and you too will be 38



Woke up to this terrible news. I will miss you Monk. Feel free to come back if you feel like it. I won't even tease you for giving the big sign off and then crawling back a few days later. I will just be happy to have you back.


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I hope he comes back too.

Seeing as you brought it up I just want to say that I am a little embarrassed about how I acted, I genuinely do like him a lot but I did turn in to a bit of a schoolgirl around him. I'm so starved for friendship that having someone I spent that much time with and could personalise with while having a physical being I could identify the posts with turned in to something else. It was a pretty strange deal. It's not as though I lied but I opened up about shit that otherwise I never would've and I enjoy all of you and your company, still, him being here was a sort of special time to me. I know that sounds really gay but um.. oh well.



have a wank



Thanks mate.


My farts have an almost sweet, dry fragrance this morning that hit right at the front of the palate. Reminds me of a brisk morning in Autumn.


It's going to be a moderately warm one today, NEETs



You should have taken me fishing. You would have had a real friend instead of having to embarrass yourself with a homoerotic mancrush on the chans.



1997 was the peak of WCW Monday Nitro. A very good time.



I think there's a lot of truth to that sentiment.

I need an irl friend to feel a connection with.

I've really embarrassed myself and I am seriously thinking of leaving /aus/. I don't know what happened but I'm sorry.



>I am seriously thinking of leaving /aus/

That is an overreaction. You are such a fussy old lady. You can't deal with any sort of rejection or embarrassment at all. Harden up.



No one cares

I wish for >tfw IRL friend too, but it's been so long since I've had one.

I think the normal progression is to have high school friends > make a few new friends in Uni/TAFE and then work and see your friends on Friday/the weekend. Obviously if you're starting from scratch it becomes very hard because you have to basically wedge your way into an existing social circle.

For me I was just always too weird for the cool normies but too cool for the weird autists so just cruised around and then at the end of high school realized I had no one to talk to lol.

>tfw you'll never do a road trip with your wild but kindhearted larrikin friends.


I feel absolutely awful. I'm never drinking alcohol again.



>You are such a fussy old lady.

I am, I can only imagine what the neighbours think.



We have all said that before.



>too weird for the cool normies but too cool for the weird autists

This is where I am too. Plus I threw all my irl friends away for no good reason. Partly because I was too mentally fucked to get my licence at the time and that resulted in them coming to see me and it seemed as though I didn't care about them enough to go out of my way for them. Eventually that took it's toll on all of them and I understand where they're coming from, Now it's too hard for me to try and get back in contact with them and I'd always feel guilty for how that panned out and that would be like a cloud above whatever friendship I could rebuild with any of them.



I spent every recess and lunchtime at highschool by myself in the library


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Be honest with me, NEETGEN. Am I in trouble with this injury? Meant to be catching an eight hour flight back to Australia and my leg is looking like this.



that leg is going to have to come off sorry



Have you seen a doctor?

8 hours won't kill you and you will do better to be treated back in Australia for it. You do not want to get the amputation done in Vietnam.



Looks like a severe infection, most likely get gangrene and have to have it amputated.

Enjoy your DSPbux.


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>Reminds me of a brisk morning in Autumn


<Google image search: pepe in autumn



i call dibs on his sandal



should be fine unless my eyes are tricking me and that's a hole



it's a hole

i bet there's worms inside



a built-in onahole



It's a scab, it's more the purple discolouration that's bothering me. Not sure if it's spreading or if that's just my imagination.



>purple discolouration

That is what is known as "bruising".


He won't be able to apply and be accepted until his condition stabilises. Disability is a fad thing that normies take on, it comes and goes according to Cenno it's why it needs to stabilise:




Check out Dr Phil over here



>>190548 and your neet tan making it more noticeable

if there's a burning sensation and discharge, start to worry



Yeah but it's not tender like a normal bruise and only showed up yesterday after the swelling went down. Got me really confused.



Alright. I trust you cunts more than Vietnamese doctors. You might have a point about my leg tan making it look worse.

I'll try to get a final message out if I'm about to die.



Good luck anon.



It might kill all of us though. Who knows what kinds of foreign nasties that would cold be harbouring.



I call dibs on his tan.



His Chad friend's bisexual dick is probably much worse.



Girl in that article looks like a hypochondriac faker. There is one of them who posts here sometimes.


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Such a sexy waifu



>Girl in that article looks like a hypochondriac faker. There is one of them who posts here sometimes.

Probably, provided that any treated and stabilised diagnoses would be able to be assessed, considering that she has 100? Even Administrative Appeals Tribunal would overrule Cenno decision if she had the proper paperwork, but those people assessing disability claims are hard assess. You also need specialist documentation, as I know of people who believe they are and continue to state are diagnosed. Their diagnosis is from a GP or registrar in the hospital, not qualified to make that decision like a specialist who assessors specific test results not making an observational judgment.


Going for my P's

Pray for me



Good luck, you'll either have to do a parallel park or 3-point turn


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Prayer sent.




remember: if in doubt go flat out



Don't roll through any stop signs.


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I am going for round two with the Phenibut. Last week I took 500mg and nothing happened. Today I have taken 1500mg.

I will keep you posted.


someone just called me, should I call them back or not do you think? don't know who it is and anything to do with the phone gives me anxiety and I don't recognize the number



the way i see it, anything important they would have left a voicemail



Yes I never call back unless someone leaves a message. If it is important they would call back anyway.



Two grams is the perfect amount, don't go over it though it just gets shitty if you do.

t. former phenibut user



probably just some street shitter trying to scam you



>make a policy to return missed calls

>expect a phone call one day

>go to toilet

>missed call (1): private number

>spend all day worrying

fuck private and the horse he rode in on



What effect did you find it had on you?



It makes you feel happy and kind of disengaged, but towards the end it gets groggy



Did it help you sleep?



Yes it gave me happy dreams, as opposed to my nostalgic night terrors about highschool



Why did you stop taking it?



I don't leave the house much, the headaches on the comedown, and also the withdrawal potential if taken too much



Do you have any other vices?



Good luck mate.


Pretty sure you have to do both now.



I dont answer numbers I dont know and I just checked my emails at my dsp work place and there was one asking if I had missed calls for job placements.



>Do you have any other vices?

No, all the vices that I think of involve leaving the house. I do drink alcohol sometimes but only if mum gets it because I don't go into the shops. Last time I had a drink was NYE



Are you on any medication?



No, I have been on antidepressants in the past.



You should try something more specific to treat you anxiety. You are getting too old to be having mummy do everything for you.



Yeah I know. I'm turning 21 this year, I really need to get handle on it



I don't think medication counts as a vice.



Monk I hope you come back. Your Indonesian adventures were the only thing in life I was looking forward to.



Depends if it is abusable or not. A lot of people prescribed opiates, stims or benzos are basically just junkies even if it is prescribed.



>A lot of people prescribed opiates, stims or benzos are basically just junkies even if it is prescribed.

Didn't Cheesecake say he got prescribed benzos, is he heading the wrong path by accepting them?



He needs to be very careful.


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After my work provider appointment I went to the salvo's and another second hand store to look for a book on fishing tips and knots. They didn't have anything.

I found this book though. Seems pretty cool as I'm into this sort of stuff. It'll probably be put the rest of the books I have like this and only get a ponder through it once or twice.

There was a NEET doing wfd (I presume) there who was learning how to work the till and eftpos machine. I could tell he was having a bit of an autist anxiety sperg session about it and I said thanks but the way I said it probably made him think I was treating him like a minda, I was just trying to be nice. There was an asian chick with him who gave me a shitty smile which made me think she was a hard, angry bitch and that probably wasn't helping the NEET doing the register work, wanting to bone her like a dirty anime slut but having to work and her treating him like a mummybot on her rags after poor NEETo pooped on the ground. I stood there for a little too long as I wanted to share the NEET aura with him and let him know I understand but that probably made him just think I was standing there watching him sweat. He was a big boi with a breard yet a timid voice, presumably just because of the situation he was in with his salvos apron on and a gook yelling orders at him.

I asked one of the other NEETs working oxymoronic statement if he knew if they had any fishing books, he said "I haven't come across in my travels" with a funny NEET accent, he had long hair and a shitty beard and reminded me of a D&D bard, I could tell he'd played 1000hrs of Morrowind.

The book is just opened to a random page, apparently Broome is full of kikes.



It's an easy trap to fall into, I get prescribed codeine and you just talking about it makes me want to take a couple.

I'll wait til tonight.



Does the codeine impair your behaviour?



I get really paranoid late at night and it helps ease that.



>tfw woke up depressed


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Have a codeine



I would rather have a gf



have a wank



Sorry Dan but I buy from Nick's Wine Merchants now.



you treasonous motherfucker



Dan's high delivery costs are the real betrayal here.


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Personally I find that Booze Brothers has the best specials and their staff are much more eager to help you pick out that perfect drop for any occasion. Catering to the lowly NEET of exceptional size you won't even need to get out of your car.

Looks like Dan's beaten, yet again.


One hour into the phenibut. It is possible my mood and energy levels have picked up but I may just be imagining it.


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>the lowly NEET of exceptional size

Very nice turn of phrase.


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Booze Brothers knows their customers.



I wonder if their logo infringes any trademarks.


>tfw too depressed to make a new thread



I will make one.


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