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File: 9705d2d75566164⋯.jpg (80.09 KB, 500x599, 500:599, 9705d2d7556616427cadd1bd3b….jpg)

 No.189811

Let's have a nice comfy thread please NEETs. Please have any lewd images spoilered, and not that many posted at all.

Old thread: >>189028

 No.189813

Gippsland


 No.189816

>>189813

they do a pretty good yoghurt.


 No.189817

>>189816

It's Vic cum


 No.189818

I asked yesterday but got no answer. Is this pic of one of you cunts, or just a random person? >>189329

I struggle to believe someone here is packing that sort of monster (and not a bad body too).


 No.189820

>>189818

The image is here

>>189329


 No.189821

>>189818

>>189820

Or maybe it has been deleted. Anyway it was a NEET posting what might have been a big NEET dick.


 No.189822

>>189820

>>189818

And I had already answered.

Thanks for taking such an interest in me.


 No.189823

>>189822

Are you saying that was a pic of you?


 No.189824

>>189696

>>189701

This is fucking awesome, more NEETs need to do shit like this.

Is this near your new NEET cave your dad is making?


 No.189828


 No.189829

File: a12c1e018f4b9c0⋯.jpg (20.05 KB, 300x414, 50:69, 1506378555741.jpg)

what's it like to have a gf


 No.189830

>>189829

annoying.


 No.189831

>>189752

>real neets

>>189753

>>189748

all wagies


 No.189832

>>189829

>>189830

Fun to fuck, but the rest can be a chore.


 No.189834

>>189757

BCF have some some members thing on today and I'm going to go there this arvo to get a book on knots and baiting shit, I cant see the line in the youtube vids.

I had a dsp employment thing today but I didnt remember it til about 2am and then said fuck it and didnt set an alarm so I'm avoiding looking at my phone.


 No.189835

>>189832

Even that becomes a chore after long enough.


 No.189836

>>189767

>last night in Nam

fuck and film some gook pros ffs

what the fuck did you go there for?


 No.189837

>>189835

Agreed. Fucking is only fun for about two months then it just becomes a habit.


 No.189838

File: 2775ffde6609780⋯.jpg (181.39 KB, 612x612, 1:1, your awesome.jpg)

>>189779

fucking lol

had a good chuckle at that


 No.189839

>>189807

$50 a week is still a bit steep.


 No.189840

Fucking what's up cunts?


 No.189841

The ceiling


 No.189842

Well I got perma banned for that bomb plot joke

Didn't realise the mods were such asio cucks

Can't really be fucked any more. No more dirty feet for youse. Peace


 No.189843

>>189840

Hello. Not much up right now. Feeling bad tempered and anxious. A feeling of dread descended on me from nowhere.


 No.189844

File: 06bcbee7e0bd87b⋯.jpg (10.65 KB, 258x200, 129:100, 21180-5ef30d2815e646e94db1….jpg)

>>189814

Satan is a cool customer.


 No.189845

>>189842

I call larp.


 No.189846

>>189842

Have a cry.


 No.189847

Fuck me the pol mods are at it again.


 No.189848

>>189840

I woke up with a sore ankle. Cant put any weight on it and I've been trying to get it moving for almost an hour since I've been up.


 No.189849

>>189848

What did you do to it?


 No.189850

>>189848

Try not sleeping like a mong.


 No.189851

>>189842

Don't overreact. Keep posting.


 No.189852

>>189834

I just checked my phone, when I saw the message last night it said tomorrow but it must've been sent after midnight. It's tomorrow.


 No.189853

>>189849

I broke it pretty bad years ago and it has bolts in it but it's rarely sore like this. It hurts in the the bit where the foot attaches to the leg on top (kind of).

It's probably from this >>189850


 No.189854

File: fdc884213274162⋯.png (158.69 KB, 1510x560, 151:56, Clarified.png)

This is rather gay.


 No.189855

>>189854

Yeah but /pol/'s always rather gay.


 No.189856

>>189854

I don't care about drama from other boards. It doesn't belong in the NEET thread.


 No.189857

>>189856

A drop of drama into a pond of drama is nothing.


 No.189858

>>189856

M8, you wanna see drama check out Jim's latest vids.


 No.189859

How many wanks have we had today? I'm on my third.


 No.189860

>>189858

I don't know who Jim is and don't care.


 No.189861

>>189859

Just one for me. Wanked to a spread poojeeta pussy pic.


 No.189862

>>189858

Who is metukor russling now

And why do they never learn


 No.189863

>>189862

Kraut and tea.


 No.189864

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=WL6bImDYhlQ

Why the fuck is this trending on hooktube HAHAHA.


 No.189865

>>189863

So some no name eceleb is mad again

Seriously do any of them bother looking Jim up before making retards out of themselves


 No.189866

>>189865

I think it's just uncontrollable spergery on their part.


 No.189867

>>189865

Also: Vibrating nipple clamps and a dick kicking fetish.


 No.189868

>>189864

That wasn't good.


 No.189869

>>189867

What are they trying to make the NEET thread look like puritans something


 No.189870

>>189864

that's a lot hotter than the oil i put on my ass!


 No.189871

>>189858

Which one was the most recent one?


 No.189872


 No.189874

>>189872

I don't know who these people he's talking about are and I've never heard of the "skeptic society".


 No.189875

>>189874

Political fence sitters who chained themselves to the fence because they are individuals and therefore cannot do shit because that would require other people.


 No.189876

>>189842

Cunts you fucking risked yourself and others in the thread getting arrested for terror plotting offences


 No.189877

How did the five of you guys do? I was locked up for the past couple months after trying to off myself. Just one or two more attempts and I'll be on DSP. Or dead. Win-win.


 No.189878

>>189875

It all just seems like making a big deal out of trivial internet shit that the majority of the world don't care about.

It's like days of our lives but via forums and sites.


 No.189879

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=tOFJpsDmKvU

Niggers are pretty smart huh?


 No.189880

>>189876

I'm sure AsioNEET spends enough time here to understand when something is serious and when something's just a shitpost.


 No.189881

>>189880

The authorities take joke threats just as seriously as legit ones. That is why everyone who saw that post was pissed off.


 No.189882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>189877

Why are you so sad?


 No.189883

>>189880

Yeah he wont just report everything for easy quota and promotions


 No.189884

>>189881

Didn't see it. Sounds like spergery.


 No.189885

>>189884

He hate a date (next day), time (morning) and location (Station) for his threat. Say that shit in an airport or near the pigs and you will be going with them.


 No.189886

>>189877

Stop trying to kill yourself. We all must struggle on.


 No.189887

>>189885

If you just say bomb at an airport you get arrested.


 No.189888

>>189882

Because I'm almost 30 and achieved nothing despite (in my opinion) being qualified for a lot of things.


 No.189889

>>189888

>being qualified for a lot of things

What type of qualifications?


 No.189890

>>189888

>trips

have a wank


 No.189891

>>189888

So am I.

See

>>189890


 No.189892

>>189887

Pretty much, he making a specific threat and that goes beyond muh funny joke


 No.189893

>>189888

Are you a virgin?


 No.189894

>>189888

Well if you do kill yourself that's basically a negative achievement.


 No.189895

>>189889

Lots

>>189890

Will do

>>189893

Yes

>>189894

But 0 x negative = 0


 No.189896

>>189895

By that logic 0 x positive = 0


 No.189897

>>189895

>Lots

We are not going to be able to track you down because you completed a Cert III in having a wank Tell us what qualifications.


 No.189898

>>189895

Are you overweight?


 No.189899

>>189892

Who cares

You cunts probably do nothing to stop the government spying on you


 No.189900

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>when the oboe and harp cut through


 No.189901

>>189899

U wot m9?


 No.189902

>>189899

I put on a show for my stalkers.


 No.189903

I wish I had as many qualifications as qualificationsNEET


 No.189904

>>189903

I have a cert IV in shitposting also, the game


 No.189905

>>189899

>Who cares

He's complaining he cannot get a job even with his qualifications. It is either an experience issue or a mismatch in qualifications. Either is unclear


 No.189906

>>189905

Could be a personality issue.


 No.189907

>>189906

>Could be

It is.


 No.189908

>>189897

Why? I'm more qualified than most of the his board put together. You knowing the number of qualifications I have changes nothing.

>>189898

Slightly according to BMI, dont look it though.


 No.189909

>>189905

You responding to the wrong person

as well as you two fuckwits

>>189907

>>189906


 No.189910

>>189909

>responding to the wrong person

>He's complaining

>He's

Uwotm9?


 No.189911

>>189908

>I'm more qualified than most of the his board put together.

I am at level 9 on the Australian Qualifications Framework, whats your PhD in?


 No.189912

File: 0abc496664f9efa⋯.jpg (10.24 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1486934377533.jpg)

complete degenerate posting to discussing around certifications and qualifications in under 12 hours

never change NEET general


 No.189913

>>189910

>Responding to the guy who responded to a guy complaining about the bomb thinking it's the suicidalNEET

>Not responding to the wrong guy


 No.189914

File: b9446453488fb4a⋯.gif (42.8 KB, 320x320, 1:1, b9446453488fb4a2ab1e38ca1f….gif)


 No.189915

>>189908

You should go to a brothel and lose your virginity before you kill yourself.


 No.189916

>>189915

Nah he should just livestream it.


 No.189917

>>189915

Do 9/10 people who have killed themselves agree that going to a brothel before killing themselves was a good idea?


 No.189918

>>189915

or he could have a wank


 No.189919

>>189918

give your little guy a spank


 No.189920

>>189918

the cost effective solution


 No.189921

>>189909

>you two fuckwits

You're calling the wrong people fuckwits. I'm more of a fuckwit than most of this board put together. You knowing the amount of fuckwittery I have changes nothing.


 No.189922

>>189921

Just ignore the sperg.


 No.189923

>>189914

>>189912

#YOLONEETlyf2018


 No.189924

>>189923

#YOLONEETlyf2018


 No.189925

>>189922

Okay, is there a way to filter by flags or do we have to put up with retards like you?


 No.189926

>>189925

REEEEEEEEE


 No.189927

>>189925

He changes his flag everyday.

Sometimes I want to filter the entire eastern states dont take it heart monk and you guys can go back to /cuteboys/ and /pol/ but I guess we all have different palates and some stuff doesn't always sit well.


 No.189928

>>189842

>No more dirty feet

This isn't Monk threatening to quit is it? I hope not.


 No.189929

>>189836

Reposting for you:

>After tooling around Australia and not going overseas since my teenage years, absolutely. No reason like that, "Find myself" shit, no. Travel helps give us perspective and appreciation for our homes. I've met a lot of cunts (mostly women) that have declared that they're going to travel for as long as they can. That hedonistic attitude doesn't gel with me, wanting to spend your years away from real life is immensely destructive and won't save you from whatever is plaguing you at home. I went on this short trip to cleanse myself and have a break from life, but to do that forever and think it's a life well lived is foolish. You can't spend your life running from reality. Eventually you have to start living. Two years ago, I decided to become more zen, 2016 I learned to handle my more extreme emotions and acknowledge them. 2017 I got brutalised by relationships, self doubt, family pressure and having my living situation totally overhauled. I'm still trying to find my peace, I'm still not done with my studies (which I deferred on last year) or my career (which I only picked up around August). Coming overseas with Chad mate and Aspie mate, having the talks we've had, sharing and interacting with you cunts when I'd normally just lurk and letting myself relax and get obliterated by booze where normally I'd have a stick up my ass has been the best thing I've done in years. So, yes, I'd recommend travel overseas. Take some good cunts with you, don't fuss about pussy or whatever has been hanging over you. Just enjoy yourself and take a break from what's on your mind and in your life. It'll refresh you and energise you, so that you can tackle the challenges you face and create for yourself. Even a trio within Australia can do this, basically what a lot of cunts need is some time to breath. Away from life, away from family, away from all the shit that we put up with. That space and time will help give you the momentum to break out of the shit we often put ourselves in or find no escape from. Travel, anons. Travel and refresh yourself. When you come back and face reality you will overcome any obstacle set before you. We spend so long inside our minds, inside the same system that we become convinced that there's no end to it. Taking a break can help see through the bullshit and give you a way forward.


 No.189930

>>189929

I already read that. Doesn't change my want for pics of gook lips on crusty NEET dicks


 No.189931

>>189930

I don't swing that way.


 No.189932

>>189929

Most of us don't have irl friends


 No.189933

>>189932

Yeah that would be a problem for me.


 No.189934

>>189932

I had a girlfriend back in year 8


 No.189935

>>189934

Is this the new "have a wank"


 No.189936

>>189934

year 6 for me

she was a lebo


 No.189937

>>189936

You'll get monk jelly.


 No.189938

>>189935

Rob a bank.

>>189936

Disgusting. I hate them with a passion after they firebombed my family.


 No.189939

>>189936

How far did you get?


 No.189940

>>189938

>after they firebombed my family.

Do you want to talk about it?


 No.189941

>>189938

Too bad you werent burned alive


 No.189942

>>189939

Nice try ASIO


 No.189943

>>189941

Be nice narkyNEET


 No.189944

>>189941

Why did you firebomb gookneets house


 No.189945

>>189940

Basically they didn't like us them in the house so they firebombed it because if they couldn't make money off of the house no-one should.

>>189941

Mate I eat fire.


 No.189946

>>189944

lol

>the race war will not include whites


 No.189947

>>189945

What?

Are they some retarded real estate agency


 No.189948

>>189945

Please elaborate, that's kind of confusing.


 No.189949

>>189945

goddamn gooks squatting


 No.189950

>>189946

>the race war will not include whites

>they'll still win it anyway


 No.189951

>>189947

More or less.

>>189948

They wanted money for renting out the house so they firebombed it. It's confusing because they're subhumans.


 No.189952

>>189950

We're just innocent bystanders.


 No.189953

>>189951

Weren't you paying your rent?


 No.189954

>>189951

So they did it for insurance money

I hope they got fucked with via fraud charges


 No.189955

>>189952

We dindu nuffin


 No.189956

>>189954

Nope, no insurance money. Just idiots.

>>189953

Nah, rent was fine.


 No.189957

>>189956

I don't understand.

Was anyone at home at the time?

Ho do you know it was your landlord?


 No.189958

>>189956

I'd like to discuss this with them because I don't understand why they'd come to the conclusion that this was a smart idea


 No.189959

>>189957

We were home at the time I was a baby so my sister had to get me out.

They weren't the landlord, that was the problem. They wanted the house but we were living in it and the landlord wouldn't sell it so they firebombed it.

>>189958

Lebos, nuff said.


 No.189960

>>189958

>discuss

>with lebs

m8 the only language they understand is a glass to the back of the head


 No.189961

>>189959

Oh, that kind of makes sense I guess.


 No.189962

>>189959

Do you have horrific burn scars? Is that why you're such an annoying little gook?


 No.189963

>>189960

>>189959

Tbh I haven't had much dealings with lebs so this is confusing


 No.189964

>>189963

This is beyond my area of expertise too.


 No.189965

Very low quality posting on the general today.


 No.189966

>>189961

Yeah, IDK what profits they'd get after rebuilding etc tho. Idiots didn't count expenses only profit. Typical gibs me dat attitude.

>>189962

Kek.

>>189963

Lebs are subhuman. Don't speak to them ever, just avoid them.


 No.189967

>>189965

>Continues the trend with an additional low quality post


 No.189968

File: 79e3e7d028d0cd9⋯.jpeg (33.11 KB, 384x384, 1:1, images (47).jpeg)

>>189965

It's because the big neets are still nursing their kfc hangover


 No.189969

>>189966

Their wimmens are alright though.


 No.189970

>>189966

Got it


 No.189971

>>189968

In the mood for the colonels midday hair of the chicken.


 No.189972

Cant tell whether I hate gooks or lebs more


 No.189973

>>189972

Just as long as you hate kikes the most.


 No.189974

File: 4b3b9b6cd568c5b⋯.jpg (46.68 KB, 850x400, 17:8, quote-always-forgive-your-….jpg)

>>189972

Hate begets hate.


 No.189975

>>189974

Not if you exterminate the other side completely and without mercy.


 No.189976

>>189974

>Some britbong that died in his 30s or some shit and is famous for one liners


 No.189977

File: 2bcdf7c3f05e225⋯.jpg (171.77 KB, 1920x781, 1920:781, Messaging1502541595419.jpg)

>>189932

Yeah, I can't speak for solo travel. I think that'd be a bit stressful overseas. Definitely do the hostels and try to socialise I guess. Solo travel through Australia would be alright though.


 No.189978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>189975

>>189976

No one you can save that can't be saved

Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time

It's easy


 No.189979

>>189977

Hostels are shit tbh

Lived in one for 4 months and do have stories but probably don't want to go back to one


 No.189980

File: f79adf25816b3b3⋯.jpg (30.7 KB, 350x256, 175:128, defenestrate juden.jpg)

>>189978

>Beatles

GAS


 No.189981

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You could hurt someone with all those sharp words.


 No.189982


 No.189983

>>189980

Lennon was killed by the kikes because he knew their plans

He also threatened their hold on music

Ever notice how some of the more suspicious deaths in music come from those that had significant music holding

I'm looking at you 2pac, MJ and Prince


 No.189984

>>189982

If all you can do is shitpost in a NEET gen hoping to hurt someone, maybe you should just kill yourself and do everyone, including your parents, a favor?


 No.189985

>>189984

It's just banter m8 have a wank


 No.189986

>>189984

>bad words are bad

<bad words


 No.189987

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>189982

I have a feeling you have issues with your own being and you take it out on the world you never chose to be born into.

I like you for who you are, you are capable of doing the same.


 No.189988

>>189984

Have a wank


 No.189989

File: 1ffc6882cf30dd9⋯.webm (3.88 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, GAS GAS GAS hitler ver.webm)


 No.189990

Ded


 No.189991

>>189990

Reading talmudpedia and laughing atm.

>Right-wing terrorism is terrorism motivated by a variety of ideologies and beliefs, including anti-communism, neo-fascism and neo-Nazism

Fascism and Nazism are third way not right wing. Written by a commie obviously.


 No.189992

NEET King let us know you survived your booze binge last night please.


 No.189993

>>189992

How many did he get up to?


 No.189994

>>189992

>>189993

Drank fuck all last night, the weed made me horny then sleepy and in the end I couldn't be fucked


 No.189995

>>189991

Ask an antifa about natsoc Germany's economic policies they'll umm and err and say that it wasn't about that but killing jews


 No.189996

>>189994

Astra holding up?


 No.189997

File: baf68e25408348f⋯.jpg (32.76 KB, 559x331, 559:331, 5571592.jpg)

don't go to fed square tomorrow


 No.189998

File: d4f3d4622e29abb⋯.png (575.77 KB, 643x947, 643:947, McShill.png)

>>189840

Had a little nap just before but was jolted awake in a cold sweat, I was dreaming of violently murdering a neighbour. At one point I was stabbing them in the neck with large wooden BBQ skewers. Watching tennis atm and might head to the library soon


 No.189999

>>189997

Fuck off cunt


 No.190000

>>189995

Pretty much. Talmudvision and jewniversity brainwashing.


 No.190001

New age over

Only Dan's now


 No.190002

>>190001

Dans is old news when Nick's Wine Merchants has free delivery over $200 and lower prices for most stuff too.


 No.190003

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, dan3.png)

>>190002

Are you anti Dan son?


 No.190004

>>190002

Nicks wine merchants sounds like they only sell wine and probably not even goon


 No.190005

>>189998

I still haven't tried it, noice rated it quite highly.


 No.190006

>>190004

Get off the goonbags you filthy abo.


 No.190007

>>190004

>sell wine

>not goon


 No.190008

>>190006

I haven't drunk goon in over a month now


 No.190009

>>190007

It sounds fancy and goon isn't fancy


 No.190010

File: 7adb46031fdcd86⋯.jpg (11.59 KB, 206x206, 1:1, abo.jpg)

>>190008

So you admit it? I find you guilty of being an abo.


 No.190011

File: bee4bd4343157bd⋯.jpg (121.28 KB, 905x679, 905:679, YomlqhZ.jpg)

>>189999

i'm loaded on ssri's and ready to roll


 No.190012

>>189996

Yeah, for now


 No.190013

>>190010

Ooga booga noonga boonga


 No.190014

File: d5d7acb213b1705⋯.png (808.83 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-01-10-11-5….png)

Failed normie


 No.190015

>>190012

Noice

Drive her to Dan's yet


 No.190016

>>190011

>sam hyde

you're a teenager that wont do anything.


 No.190017

>>190009

In a glass cup and with an ice cube it is.


 No.190018

File: 30d4b12400584cf⋯.jpg (159.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, colmbine pepe.jpg)

>>190016

i'm over 30 and have nothing

it's all over soon


 No.190019

>>190015

Last night


 No.190020

>>190019

Good

>>190017

How many cups of goon are you on right now


 No.190021

>>190018

Just nuke israel as a dying will.


 No.190022

NEETKing why has your work dried up?


 No.190023

>>190018

If you have something planned I might join, I'm also 30 and have nothing


 No.190024

>>190022

>>190022

Been too depressed to work.


 No.190025

>>190024

You need to start looking to get yourself on the DSP.


 No.190026

>>190022

Start of the year is slow and I'm sick of the job anyway

>>190024

Fuck off impersonator


 No.190027

>>190024

Impersonator scumbag. I am so sick of this shit. This thread needs someone who can ban people.


 No.190028

>>190027

Too bad the bo is lazy

At least the bo /dans/ bans people


 No.190029

>>190027

Have a bank or rob a wank.


 No.190030

>>190027

have a spank


 No.190031

>>190030

Perform a gank.


 No.190032

>>190029

Hate it when people steal my wanks


 No.190033

File: 103d9f1286ab46c⋯.jpeg (12.02 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (23).jpeg)

Why hasn't cheesecake posted yet today?


 No.190034

>>190033

Because he doesn't like you


 No.190035

>>190033

Cheesecake has been goon for a while


 No.190036

>>190032

Make a shank.


 No.190037

File: c414bf573f4299a⋯.jpg (349.76 KB, 1180x3373, 1180:3373, IMG_20160823_210738-1.jpg)

>>190023

tox id: 7689f77f00b249109c61531e4863cd85bf618edb36e563ed7a547e2b23a4f3e29c8aa4785478

we'll chat more


 No.190038

>>190037

Hello asioneet


 No.190039

File: a660f791ad85bc0⋯.png (49.7 KB, 161x300, 161:300, CIA_Nigger_glow-in-the-dar….png)


 No.190040


 No.190041

File: 3a3270de07b91a1⋯.jpg (1.52 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 15155577452741603160091.jpg)

Just Did a nice runny poo


 No.190042

>>190041

Are you a fucking wallaby?


 No.190043

>>190041

Your bowels must be in shambles


 No.190044

File: 90f6d711676be1e⋯.jpg (38.11 KB, 640x320, 2:1, pix838408636.jpg)

my baby


 No.190045

>>190041

That is a sign of good health.


 No.190046

>>190044

Reported for having a Jewish gun


 No.190047

On fap number 3

How many faps have you neets done today?


 No.190048


 No.190049

>>190047

One. Thinking about a second one soon.


 No.190050

>>190047

I fucked my ass with a dildo this morning


 No.190051

File: 174f20faf6bcfc8⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1181x681, 1181:681, lovin it.png)

Ad marketing specifically to NEETs is a sure way to increase company profits.


 No.190052

>>190051

I wish I could go out to shops and fast food outlets


 No.190053

>>190028

He keeps letting me back in.


 No.190054

>>190051

Is that a family box?


 No.190055

>>190052

you never leave your house/yard? how old are you?


 No.190056


 No.190057

File: 513f5c815f1f995⋯.jpeg (49.22 KB, 352x418, 16:19, images (45).jpeg)

>>190051

Your gonna be biggest boy


 No.190058


 No.190059

>>190057

Why don't they have an 8xl model


 No.190060

>>190035

He posted last night saying he was going to post a video.


 No.190061

>>190054

Nah, it's 2 big mac chickens and a big mac meal.

was supposed to link it to >>189998


 No.190062

>>190051

Baneposting on maccas boxes?

I like it


 No.190063

>>190058

why can't you go out?


 No.190064

>>190061

Why didn't you get 2 big macs 2 fillet o fishes and a shake


 No.190065

>>190064

I just run into maccas and REEEEEE until they give me free food so I'll leave


 No.190066

>>190064

The big mac chickens are one of the best burgers i've had from macca's ever


 No.190067

>>190065

Make sure you get the president approved meal


 No.190068

>>190066

McDoubles are the best tbh


 No.190069


 No.190070

>>190067

The only trouble is not getting in trouble for driving your mobility scooter through the drive thru


 No.190071

>>190070

Just get mumbot to get your food


 No.190072

>>190063

Social anxiety


 No.190073

Got offered a job interview.

Literally shaking, went to the toilet four times for a leak in the past ten minutes. I am so fucked.


 No.190074

>>190073

What's the job?


 No.190075

File: 242f541b98785c3⋯.png (547.19 KB, 640x427, 640:427, for you.png)


 No.190076

Fucking huge shit just then.


 No.190077

>>190074

Grad program at a recruitment company


 No.190078

>>190069

You deleted my lifes work.


 No.190079

File: 062662241bf3d63⋯.png (80.84 KB, 400x400, 1:1, dan.png)

>>190072

get some goon delivered

it will make you brave


 No.190080

>>190079

Call it neet courage


 No.190081

>>190079

Nick's Wine Merchants has free delivery over $200 and lower prices for most stuff too.


 No.190082

>>190073

Well done m8. Everything will go fine.


 No.190083

File: 07a8d78514ad11f⋯.jpg (16.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>>190082

She'll be right aye?


 No.190084

>>190083

After I rape her


 No.190085

>>190084

Treat her like an unwashed onahole.


 No.190086

>>190085

Washing onaholes is hard


 No.190087

File: cadbad1c4e2adae⋯.jpg (654.75 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, nick_loser.jpg)


 No.190088

>>190087

Least I have a cool hat.


 No.190089

>>190087

<Fresh OC is delicious


 No.190091

>>190089

…got no replies for mine.


 No.190092

>>190091

Where was it?


 No.190093

Port Pirie Mayor John Rohde defends council-funded trip where he met Filipino girlfriend

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-10/john-rohde-defends-council-funded-trip-met-filipino-girlfriend/9316474

Being a mayor must be pretty cool.


 No.190094

>>190087

good oc


 No.190095

>>190092

It's ok. It was so shit you didn't even notice.


 No.190096

>>190093

Why did he go there other than council business ?


 No.190097

I think Monk has been permabanned. This distresses me.


 No.190098


 No.190099

>>190097

Tell monk to post on /dans/ if he's blocked here


 No.190100

>>190081

Nicks doesn't sell anything I want


 No.190101

>>190099

He should never have been banned. this is what happens when the board is inadequately supervised.


 No.190102

>>190095

I am heavily focused on collecting new Dan OC, it either didn't happen or its saved on my hard drive without a reference to the post


 No.190103

>>190097

His post from last night hasn't been deleted >>189614

He might be working with his Dad today. I hope so.


 No.190104

>>190102

It wasn't for Dans


 No.190105

>>190103

This sounds a lot like Monk >>189842

Who else posts their dirty feet?


 No.190106

>>190104

That's why senpai didn't notice you

Go make Dan oc


 No.190107

>>190105

There was another NEET I think, It might've been cleanstove.


 No.190108

Yeah I'm permabanned

Can still post from my phone so I'll probably be pretty quiet.

Hope I'm sober enough to make it to Dan's tonight, being funemployed has got me really stressed about money for Indonesia


 No.190109

>>190106

Fuck Dan, he keeps banning me then letting me back in.


 No.190110

If cheesecake is back and monk is gone does that mean cheesecake and monk are the same guy


 No.190111

>>190108

This is a fucking travesty.


 No.190112

>>190109

Stop shilling the opposition then


 No.190113

>>190107

You are clutching at straws. Our big beautiful Monk is gone.


 No.190114

>>190108

Why are you banned and did you appeal

>>190111

Trips confirm


 No.190115

>>190108

They mustn't have realised who they were banning. Someone who doesn't read the threads just saw your one dodgy post in isolation and permabanned you.

We need to get you unbanned.


 No.190116

>>190115

Gunman report the boys saying unnamed monk


 No.190117

Seriously fuck this shit, monk getting banned if fucked. Fuck everything.


 No.190118

File: 089c91ddb0c5f50⋯.webm (9.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 089c91ddb0c5f50ff47364656….webm)

>>190109

>he keeps banning me then letting me back in


 No.190119

How do we get Monk unbanned? How do we communicate with the BO?


 No.190120

>>190119

File reports


 No.190121

File: 0390d365421105c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 540.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, deathdan.webm)


 No.190122

>>190120

Report what?


 No.190123

>>190121

Just a prank

Nick has no range


 No.190124

>>190122

I've never really cared about banlists and shit like that.

How do we contact global mods to tell them to lift it?


 No.190125

>>190123

Largest range of spirits in the country.


 No.190126

>>190122

Report random posts with the reason you give being "unban monk"


 No.190127

>>190124

>global mods

They won't do anything. We need the BO.


 No.190128

>>190125

No goon or beer which is what matters


 No.190129

>>190126

Maybe we should make one post explaining the situation and then have everyone report it.


 No.190130


 No.190131

>>190127

How do you see the older issued bans?

https://8ch.net/bans.html


 No.190132

>>190130

Someone should. I don't know what to write though.


 No.190133

>>190132

Just on /aus/? I'll do it.


 No.190134

I reported all the bomb threats and any pornographic pics without spoilers. He was probably caught up in that. The BO has banned this shit before and will continue to ban it as well as remove the posts that have disappeared


 No.190135

>>190128

Pleb drinks


 No.190136

>>190133

Are you smart enough to make it decent?


 No.190137

>>190134

I reported the bomb threat too but I didn't know it was Monk who did it. I thought it was someone malicious rather than just someone a bit dumb.


 No.190138

How does this sound?

This is form a petition and a general thread from the NEETs to express our concern at this grave injustice. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs his actions resulting in a permaban is fucking retarded.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.


 No.190139

>>190137

It may have been unfortunately. The BO is most likely not impressed by a flood of reports on bomb threats and on the onslaught of Asian continental woman


 No.190140

Also the trap shit was removed, so its not exclusive straight women


 No.190141

>>190137

tbh I'm a bit surprised that monk did it.

monk, can you post a pic of your feet from your phone or something so we know it is you not someone rping as you.


 No.190142

>>190138

I personnaly couldnt care. If he has a hissy fit then so be it.


 No.190143

>>190138

You need to be more plain about what you are talking about. You have to clearly state what has happened at the start.. "Board Owner today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat." and then you make excuses for Monk and say we all want him back and a re mass reporting this comment to get it to happen.


 No.190144

>>190141

Yeah it didn't seem like Monk's style to me. I never considered for a second that he might have done it.


 No.190145

Why would monk risk us being arrested on terror plotting charges as a joke

Doesn't seem like him


 No.190146

>>190143

thanks

>>190144

i'm not entirely convinced but i've made some out of character stupid posts in the past.

I'm going to go for a drive, I'll make that thread later if you guys dont.


 No.190147

File: f5ed078e536ecdc⋯.jpg (2.65 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20180110_165312.jpg)

Yeah it was me. Pretty dumb thing to do, sorry neetos, won't happen again. All the goon and stoner metal had me feeling pretty edgy.

Still fucking 0.045, there's no way the judge will see me as a function person. Ah well, fuck em, I'll be too deep in jungle bunny pussy and bintangs to care.


 No.190148

>>190145

He didn't understand the seriousness of what he did.


 No.190149

>>190148

He needs to get off the mints they're Fucking him up


 No.190150

>>190147

Why did you post another edgy picture?

Geez Monk I am fond of you but sometimes…


 No.190151

>>190147

Give ASIO my regards when they pry open your arsehole.


 No.190152

i like this Rhys@Deakin guy


 No.190153


 No.190154

>>190147

>Ah well, fuck em, I'll be too deep in jungle bunny pussy and bintangs to care.

Don't forget to have your bags packed, you will be back soon enough:

>Countries with which Australia has extradition arrangements

>Through regulations (not treaty based):

>… Thailand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extradition_law_in_Australia


 No.190155

>>190147

…mate.

fucking hell.


 No.190156

>>190154

sorry:

>Through bilateral extradition treaties:

>Indonesia


 No.190157

Board Owner today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is form a petition and a general thread from some of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

Does anyone want to add anything?


 No.190158

>>190147

I wish I had hands that looked like that.


 No.190159

>>190156

Not India though


 No.190160

>>190157

>This is form a petition

What does this mean?


 No.190161

>>190160

I dont know, I'm retarded and didnt think it through. That's why I'm posting here first so you guys can edit it.

I'll take that out.


 No.190162

>>190157

You have to say he was drunk and isn't very smart and didn't understand the seriousness of what he did. you have to say he has been a great contributor to the board and is esteemed by all.


 No.190163

>>190147

>Nexus 5X

how's that even still working


 No.190164

>>190162

>and is esteemed by all.

I made it "some of the NEETs" because some NEETs probably dont like his posts.

But yeah, I'll add that he was drunk and stupid.


 No.190165

>>190159

Indeed, but his Australian assets could seized and his passport withdrawn. He would not technical not be allowed in the country because he does not have a valid passport unless he marries a Indian national to get citizenship.

Skipping court is also a good way of getting remand without bail


 No.190166

>>190163

Don't make posts like that you absolute cunt.


 No.190167

>>190164

Say most of the neets. Anyone who deosn't like him is just jealous.


 No.190168

Hello Daniel


 No.190169

Board Owner today you permabanned a poster for making a bad joke which included a threat.

This is a general thread from most of the NEETs expressing that we feel he deserves another chance. Monk is an integral part of our community and although what he did was fucking retarded he copped a lot of shit for posting it from the NEETs, it was purely a joke. He has a habit of getting drunk and can be fairly impulsive and stupid at times but he does mean well and isn't a real threat to anyone other than himself.

We all understand that the last thing you or any of us want is Federal/media attention but we are sure he understands that what he did was stupid and he will not do it again.

Please unban Monk.

I'll post it in 5 mins, any final edits or is that ok?


 No.190170

>>190168

Fuck off Jason.


 No.190171

>>190170

Up yours Simon.


 No.190172

Having a nap was a mistake

I feel like shit


 No.190173

>>190172

have a wank


 No.190174

>>190169

That looks pretty good. Are you going to make a new thread or just post it here as a comment?


 No.190175

What was the threat exactly?

I missed it


 No.190176

>>190172

You probably napped too long. You need to stop at 20 minutes.


 No.190177

>>190174

I'll make a new thread so depending on how BO reacts you might be losing another NEET too.


 No.190178

File: fd51f42a808ee10⋯.webm (2.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Economics Established.webm)


 No.190179

>>190169

nameNEETs do not get preferential treatment in the eyes of the BO.


 No.190180

>>190179

A permaban was too harsh for any NEET. It was a first offence.


 No.190181

>>190177

Is a new thread really necessary?


 No.190182

>>190181

BO doesn't read the gen so if it's just here it'll get missed.


 No.190183

>>190182

I thought the goal was to have all of us report the comment so it gets to his attention?


 No.190185

Monk was kinda annoying tbh.


 No.190186

>>190183

Isn't the post deleted?


 No.190188

>>190185

You know he can still phonepost right?


 No.190189


 No.190190

>>190185

Don't talk about him in the past tense nigger.

And he was better value at his most annoying than you have ever been.


 No.190191

>>190186

Don't worry about it now.


 No.190194

>>190186

No, the post that has the petition on it will be reported you brainlet.


 No.190195

>>190185

What the fuck am I feeling


 No.190196

Think I might be ready to get out of bed


 No.190197

Why haven't you linked the unban monk thread in here yet?


 No.190198

>>190196

What the fuck time did you wake up?


 No.190199

>>190197

sorry, I was looking for the threat but I cant remember how many threads ago it was.

>>190184


 No.190201


 No.190203

>>190201

Go back to bed, it's still light outside


 No.190205

File: 73e57218f7457ed⋯.jpg (9.53 KB, 255x255, 1:1, MAD.jpg)

>>190181

i miss being able to sleep these hours

i'm lucky if i get 5 hrs


 No.190206

Please come to this thread to show your support for getting Monk unbanned: >>190184

Unban Monk: >>190184

Unban Monk: >>190184

Unban Monk: >>190184


 No.190208

>>190206

Fuck him.


 No.190209

>>190199

You are such a retard for starting a new thread instead of just doing what I told you and making a comment here and having people report it.

You are an absolute mong.


 No.190210

>>190208

Let's rangeban monk


 No.190211

>>190209

It's neetGEN, were you expecting a rocket surgeon?


 No.190212

>>190209

The post he made was deleted so what are you going to report?

>>187961


 No.190213


 No.190214

>>190213

Maybe if it includes the entire east coast.


 No.190216

>>190212

YOU ARE SO DUMB I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU


 No.190218

File: 11af3a048fd9ba1⋯.png (120.27 KB, 448x242, 224:121, up next, suicide.PNG)

>>190212

Drink bleach.


 No.190219

Lot of revved up and rowdy NEETs today.


 No.190220

>>190218

>>190216

Didn't mean to upset anyone.


 No.190221

>>190033

>Why hasn't cheesecake posted yet today?

I'm uploading a vid now, it will be done in 64 minutes.


 No.190222

>>190220

It is alright mate you can't help being a bit slow.


 No.190223

>>190221

Good to hear. Eagerly awaiting.


 No.190224

>>190221

Looking forward to it Cheesey.


 No.190225

>>190221

Nice, not many NEETs make videos anymore.


 No.190226

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.190228

File: 239f91be6ec1210⋯.jpg (42.21 KB, 530x530, 1:1, 1515560752957.jpg)

Might lay down and rot


 No.190229

File: e5159f01bb53758⋯.jpg (60.6 KB, 800x475, 32:19, 1463443560553.jpg)

might aswell enjoy it


 No.190230

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.190231

>>190230

How goes?


 No.190233

>>190231

Got a big load here


 No.190234

>>190233

Where are you going to dump it?


 No.190235

>>190234

Hopefully his cumdies or cumshorts


 No.190236

>>190226

>More affordable childcare

Just slip that in for no fucking reason. Typical channel 7.


 No.190237

>>190235

Cum shorts seem the most practical, a pair of bathers would be the easiest to wash.


 No.190238

>>190237

Freeball it.


 No.190239

>>190237

> a pair of bathers would be the easiest to wash.

At the public pool?


 No.190240

>>190087

>This was 13 years ago


 No.190242

I cum under the bed


 No.190243

>>190235

>>190237

>tfw my cumshorts meme is catching on

Good!


 No.190244

>>190242

Isn't that where you keep your goon?


 No.190246

>>190244

You drink cungoon?


 No.190247

>>190246

It's always a good idea to lubricate the guzzler before downing a few cups.


 No.190248

>>190229

You got the text one where the guy says "tfw your child is acoustic " and posts an autist child morthed into a n acoustic guitar


 No.190249

>>190247

Always


 No.190250

>>190248

>morthed into a n

I guess your mum got that text too.


 No.190252

Time for poo number 2


 No.190253

>>190243

You better post your cumshorts soon for verification purposes


 No.190255

File: ca7ec6034664481⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 320.07 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, dick.jpg)

>>190253

Nah but I'll post my dick


 No.190258

>>190255

I don't know what this is.


 No.190259

>>190258

it's a knife


 No.190261

>>190259

that's a big knife is it?


 No.190263

>>190259

I see you've played knifey-spooney before


 No.190264

>>190262

that's a sharp sounding rod


 No.190266

File: 05c6fec2201cd97⋯.png (45.21 KB, 730x483, 730:483, Report_submitted!_-_2018-0….png)

>>190262


 No.190267

Sup NEETS


 No.190268


 No.190269

>>190267

Hello how's it been

>>190261

It's 8"


 No.190271

File: 336006904b486ee⋯.gif (20.03 KB, 350x250, 7:5, 1494257157034.gif)


 No.190272

How do I tell a girl I want to kiss her?


 No.190273

>>190272

You dont, you just do.


 No.190275

I looked at the side of a gippsland youghurt container

Not only is it not made in gippsland it's made in dandenong but it's made by chobani which if you're not aware is a company owned by an Arab in order to import more arabs


 No.190276

>>190275

It tastes nice though.


 No.190277

>>190272

Start raping her


 No.190278

>>190276

It's fake gippsland

You know what actually is made in Gippsland 4&20 pies


 No.190280

>>190278

They taste good too although a bit pricey.

Gippsland to me is just Victoria.


 No.190283

>>190280

I seperate Victoria from Melbourne because it does have we're quite a lot of stunning nature while Melbourne is a huge eye saw


 No.190284

File: ee567eb0c83f70c⋯.jpg (39.02 KB, 320x320, 1:1, ywf_blueberries.jpg)

>>190275

You were warned to convert threads ago

>The McLaren Family has been proudly making pure Jalna yoghurt in Victoria for more than 35 years. Our milk comes from the rich pastures of the Goulburn Valley and our own Biodynamic Organic dairy farm in the Riverine region.

http://www.jalna.com.au/about/our-family-story.html


 No.190285

>>190283

An eye sore


 No.190286

>>190284

So here is the patrician yoghurt or at least until bega buys gippsland


 No.190288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Bunnings


 No.190289

>>190285

Yeah I drove through there once and everything was in decay


 No.190290

>>190288

You sound really good cheesecake.


 No.190291

>>190283

Only Victorians can differentiate between the two.


 No.190292

>>190288

Bro!!!!

Sweet.


 No.190293

>>190272

Piss on her


 No.190295

File: e413c2f24e051ff⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, cheesyleg.png)

>>190288

>legposting

Another one for the hairy leg folder


 No.190296

>>190272

Do you already have any physical interaction going on? Laughing/joking? Does she initiate contact?


 No.190297

Pretty nice legs.


 No.190298

>>190297

Thanks


 No.190299

>>190288

Year of change

Good on you mate, thanks for the vid. Hope it all starts going your way.


 No.190300

>>190291

Is Perth the same as Albany


 No.190301

>>190290

As in my voice, or attitude?

>>190299

Thanks for the encouragement m8, hopefully we all make it


 No.190302

File: 2b3f5bc3ad65270⋯.png (28.33 KB, 1027x731, 1027:731, aaa.png)


 No.190303

>>190301

>As in my voice, or attitude?

Both, but the two are linked. You sounded more positive than usual.

I always love listening to your voice regardless of your mood though.


 No.190304

>>190288

Good luck with change in 2018, Cheesie. But I do have to warn you, benzos will make you feel optimistic and capable of change. I hope your doctor explained physical dependency to you.

This comes from someone that took clonazepam for 3 years, made huge progress in life, and then everything crumbled when I had to quit the benzos.


 No.190305

Back and ready to shitpost.


 No.190306

>>190288

You sound much more upbeat and positive.


 No.190307

Fuck me /cow/ is going to have a hell of a year. The shit I'm seeing right now.


 No.190308

>>190305

Check out 4chan, that might be more your speed. They just go wild for the edgy dick pics.


 No.190309


 No.190310

>>190288

I believe in you cheese


 No.190311

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>190309

Yeah, sargoy just made jim an enemy and attacked him to his face.


 No.190312

File: a082053eef43c5f⋯.jpg (265.48 KB, 594x768, 99:128, cheesecake_man_by_anim8r13.jpg)

Cheesecake in January 2019.


 No.190313

File: ee47845ee50a46d⋯.png (217.46 KB, 420x420, 1:1, bd478109b1f9d2e6ebd3503eb8….png)

>>190288

speedo goes to 240


 No.190314

>>190311

Holy Fuck what a retard, looks like cuckad is about to be finished

Fuck maybe implict ducky will be dumb enough next


 No.190315

>>190314

This is some top tier fucking sperg material man holy shit. I'm at 50 minutes.


 No.190316

>>190288

welcome back CheesecakeNEET


 No.190317

>>190288

CHEESECAKE

H

E

E

S

E

C

A

K

E


 No.190318

File: 6eda6169e44c2cf⋯.png (486.97 KB, 594x768, 99:128, cheesecake 2019.png)

>>190312

I improved it a bit.


 No.190319

>>190318

top kek good oc.


 No.190320

going to the doctors


 No.190321

>>190320

Good luck.


 No.190322

>>190320

You should try and book them for first thing in the morn next time, there'll probably be lots of people around this time.


 No.190323

>>190320

Dr pajeet will be particularly interested in your bumhole


 No.190324

>>190323

It is a very interesting bumhole.


 No.190325

>>190324

Undergoing constant stretching?


 No.190326

>>190325

Like a good pair of cumdies, with consistent moisture application it retains perfect elasticity.


 No.190327


 No.190328

>>190327

Why do you make these posts?


 No.190329


 No.190330

>>190320

At this time of day? You shouldn't go to Dr Pajeet's Late-Night Medical Clinic. They get at least $80 off Medicare for each patient they see in exchange for third world levels of medical care.


 No.190331

>>190330

Nurse poojeeta might be there to lend a helping hand now that she's home from the curryshop.


 No.190332


 No.190333

Off by 1


 No.190334


 No.190335

My ankle is still sore since this morning, couldn't be fucked hobbling into BCF's even though they had a $1500 raffle/draw store credit promotion thing.


 No.190336

>>190335

Did you trip while having a walking


 No.190337

>>190335

BCF can wait for another day. The important thing is that you look after yourself.


 No.190338

>>190336

Nah, it was like it when I woke up so I guess I slept funny.

>>190337

Yeah, thanks.

I'm sure there'll be another members day soon enough. I was just going to get a book on knots and a reel of line because I'd feel funny going there and not buying anything but I've got a spare reel of line that came with the tackle box and a second hand store will probably have a fishing knots book.

I tried to watch vids on it yesterday but I couldn't see the line in the videos.


 No.190339

>>190338

*Or a pdf download on knots.


 No.190340

>>190338

You need a sea daddy to teach you.


 No.190341

>>190340

A months or something ago I said about how I went to get one of my dads mates a pair of seats for his boat and when I gave it to him I was talking about how I wanted to get a rod or even a boat and now I half feel obliged to get all this crap and learn it because I said I would, in passing. It was just a thought.

But he is a fisherman so I guess that position is taken.


 No.190342

Going to have a radox bath in a bit for my foot.


 No.190343

>>190342

I take piss baths


 No.190344

>>190342

Look forward to the pics.


 No.190345

>>190343

Does it cure athletes foot?


 No.190346

The fuck happened with monk?


 No.190347

>>190346

Terminated


 No.190348

>>190346

He got executed for making a bomb threat.


 No.190349

>>190345

Nah just makes me smell more like a neet


 No.190350

>>190347

>>190348

Temporarily.


 No.190351

>>190349

I bet you get all the mummybots.


 No.190352

>>190346

He walked down the wrong street and got cornered and gangraped by some neets


 No.190353

>>190346

He now lives in India but has been denigrated as a lowly NEET due to the caste system of marrying the Poojeta's who were lowly servants. He takes several Poojeta tigers each night, each attracted by his Chad fatigue and the large amount of rupees that he draws in from the Australian taxpayer.


 No.190354

>>190350

>Executed

>Temporarily

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.


 No.190355

>>190353

Never knew monk was a furry, I guess all along his name was short for monkey


 No.190356

>>190355

He's just decided to ride the tiger.


 No.190357

>>190354

But we only have Cenno bux?


 No.190358


 No.190359

>>190288

I've been feeling the same lately, I just want some kind of change in my life. Good luck to you Cheesecake.


 No.190360

>>190357

Im on DSP it'll be fine


 No.190361

File: 9a0f08268f8030b⋯.png (942.61 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, breakingnews.png)

>>190346

>he hasn't heard


 No.190362


 No.190363

>>190361

ASIO won this battle but the war has just begun.


 No.190364

File: 7b09f62edf9594a⋯.png (760.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2017-12-05-15-2….png)

>>190361

He should have listened to cuz congress and stayed away from Dan and his evil grog


 No.190365

Fuck it I've made up my mind and I 'm fed up with me in my personal state I'm going on a roadtrip this Friday and no one can stop me


 No.190366

>>190365

Drive safely m8.


 No.190367

>>190360

We can also claim a bereavement payment since he's been terminated. That'll top up our pool of funds.


 No.190368

>>190361

wow monk looks like a straight fucking chad


 No.190369

>>190367

No we want them to think he's alive so we can take his dsp too


 No.190370

>>190366

You too


 No.190371

>>190368

You must be new, he's our Chad larakin:

>>190215


 No.190372

>>190368

You didn't know?

The only NEET who's more of a Chad is king NEET


 No.190373

>>190369

Has he been to his Cenno psychologist interview or can you so it for him?


 No.190374


 No.190375

>>190372

>>190371

Saw the picture when it was initially posted but wasn't sure what neet it was, sometimes I miss a couple of threads just cause I forget about the 751 cap


 No.190376


 No.190377

>>190361

Fucking lol


 No.190378

>>190373

I'm not Chad enough to go in his place but we'll need to get NEETking to fly over from Perth and that's like 500 dollarydoos


 No.190379


 No.190380

>>190378

NK has his own warehouse, he's just ready to take the place of thread rapist and larakin


 No.190381

>>190378

He should just hop on that train that goes across the country on the roof. Fresh air, plenty of fresh air will build up his Chad physique


 No.190382

>>190381

And sun, I mean


 No.190383

>>190381

Don't trains cost more


 No.190384

>>190383

Not when your on the roof, screaming my land cunts


 No.190385

>>190380

NK has always been the threads rapist


 No.190386

Will Monk be unbanned?


 No.190387

>>190386

Hopefully.


 No.190388

>>190385

Yeah, I meant now he has two roles.


 No.190389

>>190384

It's 2018 aborigines are worthless and need to make way for our new Asiatic Islamic Jew overlords and their negroid pets


 No.190390

>>190388

He's also the thread's leader so that's 3 roles


 No.190391

File: 44315360ead282d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.54 KB, 567x1003, 567:1003, splish splash.jpg)

>>190344

I aim to please.

I caught some bad habits from a certain NEET.

>lie with dogs


 No.190392

I've been perma banned a few times from here, bans automatically expire after a few months and it's not an issue if you have a static ip


 No.190393

>>190391

<seductive

<relaxed

<my body is ready


 No.190394

>>190390

That's why he his king.

Only KN could handle such a responsibility.


 No.190395

>>190391

Very nice.


 No.190396

>>190392

In a few months he wont remember us, such is the way of the chad.


 No.190397

>>190361

amazing


 No.190398

>>190391

What's up with the water


 No.190399

>>190108

Just reset your router to change your ip


 No.190400

>>190398

Raddox, it can be snorted and the effects are being close to death


 No.190401

>>190400

I'll try to remember that.

I used to use epsom salts because they are the same sort of thing but dont have colour or perfume and are like 10 times cheaper. Coles delivery dont deliver them anymore.


 No.190402

>>190400

Why are you bathing in it


 No.190403

>>190402

Helps soften the scabs


 No.190404

>>190402

I have a sore ankle from sleeping on it funnily.

It helped a bit.


 No.190405

>>190391

I'd put this in my hairy NEET leg folder but the legal aren't hairy


 No.190406

>>190401

Snorting them = high chance of death. It makes people go crazy and hallucinate, if it's the older stuff I have. New stuff doesn't do it because they change it after people were inhaling it


 No.190407

>>190402

It's nice to soak in relax, I am not bath legs NEET. The heat and the salts really help you unwind from a long day of wanking


 No.190408

>>190406

I always thought bath salts was just the name, didn't know it was actual fuckin bath salts


 No.190409

>>190406

I love how we use science to find ways for people not to get high off a product

Says so much about our Nancy pancy give and the degen druggos


 No.190410

File: f7a0ebcd0eab252⋯.jpg (418.38 KB, 800x800, 1:1, florida.jpg)

>>190405

I am not a hairy man.

>>190406

I thought they were smoking it but yeah, I watched some vid about it from the US and some guy in florida ate someones face while off his head on it.


 No.190411

>>190410

It's makes meth look like a lite version. It's really fucked, but it has to be the old stuff before the change in the products ingredients


 No.190412

>>190408

It's salt that goes in the bath, a bath salt

>>190409

People were rummaging around the house looking for shit to get high off and found mummybots bath salts then probably fucked each other up


 No.190413

>>190411

Pretty sure the regular epsom salts is just and still magnesium sulfate (I dont know if that's a newer version), the radox i have doesnt have magnesium but has a couple different sodium compounds in it


 No.190414

>>190412

When I was a pretty big stoner me and my mates tried smoking all sorts of shit so it doesnt surprise me that that's the way they would've come across it. I doubt there was a chemistry dude who worked it out that it works in x way to get you off chops.


 No.190415

>>190107

>It might have been cleanstove

Nah m8, I live in a goddamn house with a functioning shower I use daily


 No.190416

File: 46bd3ae2c030f84⋯.jpg (2.04 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15155795058661940272868.jpg)

I got excema on my arm atm


 No.190417

>>190412

I wonder what people will get high off next


 No.190418


 No.190419

>>190417

scrapings of NEETflesh


 No.190420

>>190414

You never know

Biochem guys are usually pretty weird


 No.190421

Sorry NEETs I may have been swindled or have I, are bath salts we Australians describe them really bath salts.

http://www.balboahorizons.com/how-are-bath-salts-used-to-get-high/

I still maintain the belief that snorting raddox bath salts will fuck you up


 No.190422

>>190419

Cumdies


 No.190423


 No.190424

>>190415

You'll have to provide a video of you using this shower as proof


 No.190425

>>190415

Have you fixed up that situation with being kicked out yet?


 No.190426

>>190421

Bath salts is a slang term for a new generation of designer stimulants that became popular a few years ago. Has nothing to do with actual bath salts. That article is retarded.


 No.190427

File: 1fa1f7602396c5b⋯.jpg (147.07 KB, 516x599, 516:599, danstreet.jpg)

Meanwhile on dans street


 No.190429

>>190415

I was just trying to think of who might've posted their feet.

But yeah I looked at your feet pic later and saw that you take good care and practice good cleanliness habits.


 No.190430

>>190424

>video of using the shower

How about fuck no, I'm not an attention whore m8

>>190425

No, we pay rent on the 4th of every month and I'm being forced into moving out by then


 No.190431

File: 1edfff1646c42f8⋯.jpg (149.37 KB, 1200x798, 200:133, Goslar_Mittelalter_Staufer….JPG)

File: af42d4b6ebf2048⋯.jpg (145.29 KB, 598x336, 299:168, KosherCoke.rendition.598.3….jpg)

mystery of the universe


 No.190432

>>190430

What do you think of our advice we gave you, where we said you should tell them to move out instead?


 No.190433

>>190427

Isn't that about rum usage among the poor? I think it became a bit of a real or perceived catastrophe as mothers were abandoning their infants and shit. Times haven't changed


 No.190434

File: 850fee39b547c12⋯.jpg (41.28 KB, 201x378, 67:126, GermanJews1.jpg)

File: 973b0eb9cb34d00⋯.jpg (166.98 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 2604837560_ac70e5d9dc.jpg)

>>190431

Quite bizarre


 No.190436

Started with $250 in the coin market on Monday and now have $200

I'm not sure this is for me


 No.190438

>>190427

On my 1st cup now, Danny boy

of tea


 No.190439

>>190432

I think it's pretty unreasonable if I turned around and said that after I've verbally said I'll be moving out myself. I don't want to create more of a tense situation than it has to be, I suspect the bitch who wants me out could be crazy as fuck and just reigning in her crazy shit because of her relationship with my mate who also lives in the house, I don't want to have to deal with the headfuck if I dig in my heels and say I'm staying. Also there's the fact if it turned out they do move out, I'd have to organize new people move in before rent day and shit otherwise I'd be paying the full amount, $2173 a month, fuck that


 No.190440

>>190433

It was gin


 No.190441

>>190436

What coins did you buy?


 No.190442

File: f62ed17cdcce34d⋯.jpg (214.16 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Chinese Hat.jpg)

>>190434

really makes you think

this chinese one even has the star of david on it


 No.190443

>>190439

Why the Fuck is it so high

Also possibly think about going to a hostel in the meanwhile if you have no where else to stay


 No.190444

4


 No.190446

I want to learn German and then go on exchange in Germany and meet a beautiful German girl who I take back to Australia, marry and start a family with.

Is that so much to ask?


 No.190447

>>190446

Yes because Germany is screwed


 No.190448

>>190446

Why would you want to bring her back here? We're being infested too. If not Africans and Middle Easterners, Australia will be a Chinese country in 50 years. Stay in Germany, have children, and take back the Führerland.


 No.190449

Is 8cham broken


 No.190450

>>190449

could be


 No.190451

File: 481f175b52ca4f5⋯.jpg (2.79 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20180110_220906.jpg)

I've been thinking about this for a while and I think its time for me to leave 8ch friends. I've only been here for like 6 weeks or something but I think I gotta go. I never intended to become a namefag attention whore, and while it has been a lot of fun, I don't think its a very constructive thing for my fragile mind right now. For about the last year I've become increasingly worried about my worsening mental state, and being a nameNEET is definitely no help. Its more stressful than you'd think tbh, even at this level of doxxing. I need to get my head right or its just gonna be a downwards spiral for me. My anxiety has gotten much worse in recent months and sometimes I feel like I'll snap and drive into an oncoming truck or something. I've started feeling physically ill from stress which has never happened to me before, and my sleep has begun worsening. I have enjoyed with a passion hearing about the lives of all you neets, the Dans OC, the videoneet videos, even the 'have a wank' poster has made me chuckle. I've never been a namefag in my decade long career of chan posting, so this has been an interesting stint here with you all.

I wish all of you the best, there is a lot that could be said but from the bottom of my heart I hope all you neets end up in good places. This is the end of my alias. But a pilgrims journey never ends, and some neets will never find peace. So it is time for me to ride the tiger and save my tortured mind before its too late and I truly fade into the abyss. Let the thunder roar.

This is monkNEET signing off.

So long, my unemployed buddies


 No.190453

>>190451

fark of yah seppo cunt


 No.190454

>>190451

The goon will never taste the same without you here…


 No.190455

File: 2e88de7218f2274⋯.png (70.2 KB, 361x240, 361:240, I'll wait for monk.png)

File: 4cb14baf081c0a0⋯.png (223.77 KB, 711x480, 237:160, waiting.png)


 No.190456

>>190451

Goodbye monk


 No.190457

>>190451

Fucking fuck. Take care mate, you've been one one of the best mates I've had in.. I can't remember how long.

Hope you post again when you feel more up for it.

Take care of yourself buddy.

-cruiseNEET


 No.190458

How the fuck do you cunts know who is who?


 No.190459

>>190458

They use homoerotic telepathic communication.


 No.190460

FUCKKKKKKKKKK


 No.190461


 No.190462

File: b8a895e9f54ad63⋯.jpg (2.17 MB, 1936x2592, 121:162, Learn to Germ.jpg)

>>190446

That's been one of my aspirations for at least all of last year, I bought pic-related from a St.Vinnies for about $2 but like most/all of my goals they never seem to come to fruition, got no idea why…

Dan


 No.190463

>>190451

see you tomorrow


 No.190464

>>190451

bye Rhys from victoria good luck with that bomb plot


 No.190465

Vaporwagie here.

Taking tomorrow off. I'm dead tired and my body's sore, I've been doing long shifts, I've been sore for days but now it's getting worse. Good news is I have 8gb of ddr3 1600mhz RAM and an i3-2100 quad core that I got for $80 bundled to be picked up. Going to drink half of a bottle of sake.


 No.190466

>>190451

If you really do leave I hope things pick up for you, your posts and banter has been really good for the general.

I think you need to kick the booze and nicotine more than anything to do with the NEET general and wish you the best of luck with it, life is too short to have any (((vices))).

I think 2018 is the year of the NEETrevolution, just look at Cheesy - The thing with you Monk is that you know what your problems are, which means you're already ahead of most normies. I know you can do it and believe in you, one day you'll get a nice thick poojeeta and a luxury warehouse, godspeed.


 No.190467

>>190465

How has leaving home worked out so far?


 No.190468

File: 4734e639cc6f833⋯.jpg (100.97 KB, 680x1102, 340:551, wojak breaking down.jpg)

>>190451

You better at least come back towards the end of the year and let us know how things have panned out.

Goodbye mate. I enjoyed having you here.


 No.190469

>>190467

I have to work long hours to earn, otherwise I break even. If you're wondering the sake was free. I don't have much to compare it to, but my mental health is better. I used to get spikes of anxiety if Mummybot or someone else walked past my room, I'm worried about my qualifications though.


 No.190470

>>190462

>Over two million sold

Probably six million by now


 No.190472

File: 880d55cbdc28f4c⋯.png (284.35 KB, 1074x746, 537:373, ae65750cf175f989b39d0bdef6….png)

any other sweet boys getting rich off crypto

also how are you doing it


 No.190473

>>190469

What do you work as?


 No.190474

Finished my last pack. I am never going to have a cigarette again. Gf2018 has been set in motion.


 No.190475

>>190474

Good luck.


 No.190476

Is it possible to lose 40kg in a year

>>190475

Thank you.


 No.190477

>>190473

Cashier, sometimes I mess up with change and stuff due to my atrophying brain from being a NEET. Always have a calculator next to the till.

I'm trying to find something that I can do that I can move up in but can't think of anything. I don't think I'm capable of being a programmer, think I'm too dumb for it at this point.


 No.190478

>>190476

>Is it possible to lose 40kg in a year

probably but you're going to suffer for it


 No.190479

File: 1e932b03dc41c96⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 224x225, 224:225, wojaks end.jpg)

>We're closer to 2025 than we are to 2010


 No.190480

>>190477

It's only when you fail at just about everything in life that you realise that your a brainlet


 No.190481

File: 1c7c1f7416368e7⋯.png (4.74 KB, 205x246, 5:6, asdcacadcasdcsdc.png)

>>190477

>atrophying

>(of body tissue or an organ) waste away, especially as a result of the degeneration of cells, or become vestigial during evolution.

That's a big word.


 No.190482

File: 3c05ab9fd4c5c19⋯.png (44.41 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1463555449456.png)

>>190479

I graduated high school in 2010 and have achieved jackshit since.


 No.190483

File: 5b1200cd34b0e18⋯.png (33.84 KB, 1120x330, 112:33, fast.png)

How is velocity calculated?


 No.190484

>>190482

Same but 2006.


 No.190485

>>190483

suicidal thoughts per post


 No.190486

>>190485

Seems about right.


 No.190487

File: 839d08b4c0a2977⋯.jpg (1.91 MB, 1936x2592, 121:162, Coopers Pale Ale.jpg)

>>190482

>He graduated

I'm moving on to something a little stronger than tea to cope with these feels


 No.190488

We should dedicate the next thread to monk. He will be missed


 No.190490

>>190488

I feel all broken, I guess I am a beta orbiting faggot but I do like him a lot.

I think the moral of the story is don't form attachments.

I feel gutted.


 No.190491

>>190487

How the fuck can you not graduate?


 No.190492

>>190491

Not everyone's clever or motivated like you.


 No.190495

>>190492

When did you drop out? My school passed everyone regardless of whether or not you actually attended or did (any) work, this was in 2014 though. I bet things were stricter back then.


 No.190496

>>190495

>im not the guy who posted the coopers

I fucked up in year 12 by not rocking up most of the time and wagging, I tried to go back a year or two later but I was always on drugs.


 No.190497

File: 6396b554b8d8285⋯.jpg (105.22 KB, 874x960, 437:480, The look on the judges fac….jpg)

>>190492

>clever or motivated

I'm borderline retarded at best.


 No.190498

>>190497

Modesty; The calling card of the clever and motivated NEET.


 No.190499

Good night friends.


 No.190500

>>190499

Sleep tight.

>>190498

If only you knew how lazy I was.


 No.190501

>tfw depressed


 No.190502

>>190491

dropped out first day of year 11

>>190496

I fucked up all my high school years by doing the same, minus the drug-use


 No.190504

>monkneet gone

Back to 6 people


 No.190505

>tfw too fat to join the army


 No.190506

>>190482

Hahaha what the fuck, a lot of us are high school drop outs for good reason.

Couldn't the stand the rigamorole of meaningless bullshit.

I'm fucking ODINN incarnate, listening to this song right now. Drank over HALF my fucking sake haven't drank any alochol since the 25th I'm feeling so good right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWN6hZu9jjE


 No.190507

>>190288

>hitler dubs

God speed my man.


 No.190512

>>190505

join the airforce then


 No.190513

>8 posts since I went to bed

Things sure are going to be different around here.


 No.190514

>>190484

Same but 1997.


 No.190515

>>190514

That was the year in which I was born.


 No.190516

>>190514

That was a good year, watching pingu and power rangers.


 No.190517

>>190515

Just think, another 17 years of NEETdom and you too will be 38


 No.190518

>>190451

Woke up to this terrible news. I will miss you Monk. Feel free to come back if you feel like it. I won't even tease you for giving the big sign off and then crawling back a few days later. I will just be happy to have you back.


 No.190520

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 No.190521

>>190518

I hope he comes back too.

Seeing as you brought it up I just want to say that I am a little embarrassed about how I acted, I genuinely do like him a lot but I did turn in to a bit of a schoolgirl around him. I'm so starved for friendship that having someone I spent that much time with and could personalise with while having a physical being I could identify the posts with turned in to something else. It was a pretty strange deal. It's not as though I lied but I opened up about shit that otherwise I never would've and I enjoy all of you and your company, still, him being here was a sort of special time to me. I know that sounds really gay but um.. oh well.


 No.190522

>>190521

have a wank


 No.190523

>>190522

Thanks mate.


 No.190524

My farts have an almost sweet, dry fragrance this morning that hit right at the front of the palate. Reminds me of a brisk morning in Autumn.


 No.190526

It's going to be a moderately warm one today, NEETs


 No.190527

>>190521

You should have taken me fishing. You would have had a real friend instead of having to embarrass yourself with a homoerotic mancrush on the chans.


 No.190528

>>190516

1997 was the peak of WCW Monday Nitro. A very good time.


 No.190529

>>190527

I think there's a lot of truth to that sentiment.

I need an irl friend to feel a connection with.

I've really embarrassed myself and I am seriously thinking of leaving /aus/. I don't know what happened but I'm sorry.


 No.190531

>>190529

>I am seriously thinking of leaving /aus/

That is an overreaction. You are such a fussy old lady. You can't deal with any sort of rejection or embarrassment at all. Harden up.


 No.190532

>>190529

No one cares

I wish for >tfw IRL friend too, but it's been so long since I've had one.

I think the normal progression is to have high school friends > make a few new friends in Uni/TAFE and then work and see your friends on Friday/the weekend. Obviously if you're starting from scratch it becomes very hard because you have to basically wedge your way into an existing social circle.

For me I was just always too weird for the cool normies but too cool for the weird autists so just cruised around and then at the end of high school realized I had no one to talk to lol.

>tfw you'll never do a road trip with your wild but kindhearted larrikin friends.


 No.190533

I feel absolutely awful. I'm never drinking alcohol again.


 No.190534

>>190531

>You are such a fussy old lady.

I am, I can only imagine what the neighbours think.


 No.190535

>>190533

We have all said that before.


 No.190536

>>190532

>too weird for the cool normies but too cool for the weird autists

This is where I am too. Plus I threw all my irl friends away for no good reason. Partly because I was too mentally fucked to get my licence at the time and that resulted in them coming to see me and it seemed as though I didn't care about them enough to go out of my way for them. Eventually that took it's toll on all of them and I understand where they're coming from, Now it's too hard for me to try and get back in contact with them and I'd always feel guilty for how that panned out and that would be like a cloud above whatever friendship I could rebuild with any of them.


 No.190537

>>190532

I spent every recess and lunchtime at highschool by myself in the library


 No.190538

File: 9f07c6d1181403e⋯.jpg (414.78 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Snapchat-424392829.jpg)

Be honest with me, NEETGEN. Am I in trouble with this injury? Meant to be catching an eight hour flight back to Australia and my leg is looking like this.


 No.190539

>>190538

that leg is going to have to come off sorry


 No.190540

>>190538

Have you seen a doctor?

8 hours won't kill you and you will do better to be treated back in Australia for it. You do not want to get the amputation done in Vietnam.


 No.190541

>>190538

Looks like a severe infection, most likely get gangrene and have to have it amputated.

Enjoy your DSPbux.


 No.190542

File: 00667ba58b51a38⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1720x668, 430:167, pepe_in_autumn_-_Google_Se….png)

>>190524

>Reminds me of a brisk morning in Autumn

>iktf

<Google image search: pepe in autumn


 No.190543

>>190541

i call dibs on his sandal


 No.190544

>>190538

should be fine unless my eyes are tricking me and that's a hole


 No.190545

>>190544

it's a hole

i bet there's worms inside


 No.190546

>>190544

a built-in onahole


 No.190547

>>190544

It's a scab, it's more the purple discolouration that's bothering me. Not sure if it's spreading or if that's just my imagination.


 No.190548

>>190547

>purple discolouration

That is what is known as "bruising".


 No.190549

He won't be able to apply and be accepted until his condition stabilises. Disability is a fad thing that normies take on, it comes and goes according to Cenno it's why it needs to stabilise:

https://au.news.yahoo.com/sa/a/36672253/wheelchair-bound-student-denied-centrelink-not-disabled-enough/


 No.190550

>>190548

Check out Dr Phil over here


 No.190551

>>190547

>>190548 and your neet tan making it more noticeable

if there's a burning sensation and discharge, start to worry


 No.190552

>>190548

Yeah but it's not tender like a normal bruise and only showed up yesterday after the swelling went down. Got me really confused.


 No.190553

>>190551

Alright. I trust you cunts more than Vietnamese doctors. You might have a point about my leg tan making it look worse.

I'll try to get a final message out if I'm about to die.


 No.190554

>>190553

Good luck anon.


 No.190555

>>190540

It might kill all of us though. Who knows what kinds of foreign nasties that would cold be harbouring.


 No.190556

>>190543

I call dibs on his tan.


 No.190557

>>190555

His Chad friend's bisexual dick is probably much worse.


 No.190558

>>190549

Girl in that article looks like a hypochondriac faker. There is one of them who posts here sometimes.


 No.190559

File: f2bcb8f5bbe995c⋯.jpg (67.6 KB, 960x538, 480:269, carmel_7.jpg)

>>190558

Such a sexy waifu


 No.190561

>>190558

>Girl in that article looks like a hypochondriac faker. There is one of them who posts here sometimes.

Probably, provided that any treated and stabilised diagnoses would be able to be assessed, considering that she has 100? Even Administrative Appeals Tribunal would overrule Cenno decision if she had the proper paperwork, but those people assessing disability claims are hard assess. You also need specialist documentation, as I know of people who believe they are and continue to state are diagnosed. Their diagnosis is from a GP or registrar in the hospital, not qualified to make that decision like a specialist who assessors specific test results not making an observational judgment.


 No.190562

Going for my P's

Pray for me


 No.190563

>>190562

Good luck, you'll either have to do a parallel park or 3-point turn


 No.190564

File: cf189d38ff5ef70⋯.jpg (178.09 KB, 888x1120, 111:140, 1441149462937.jpg)

>>190562

Prayer sent.


 No.190565


 No.190566

>>190562

remember: if in doubt go flat out


 No.190567

>>190563

Don't roll through any stop signs.


 No.190568

File: 9d5259cb4802da1⋯.jpg (98.63 KB, 1250x752, 625:376, phen6.jpg)

I am going for round two with the Phenibut. Last week I took 500mg and nothing happened. Today I have taken 1500mg.

I will keep you posted.


 No.190569

someone just called me, should I call them back or not do you think? don't know who it is and anything to do with the phone gives me anxiety and I don't recognize the number


 No.190570

>>190569

the way i see it, anything important they would have left a voicemail


 No.190572

>>190570

Yes I never call back unless someone leaves a message. If it is important they would call back anyway.


 No.190573

>>190568

Two grams is the perfect amount, don't go over it though it just gets shitty if you do.

t. former phenibut user


 No.190574

>>190569

probably just some street shitter trying to scam you


 No.190575

>>190569

>make a policy to return missed calls

>expect a phone call one day

>go to toilet

>missed call (1): private number

>spend all day worrying

fuck private and the horse he rode in on


 No.190576

>>190573

What effect did you find it had on you?


 No.190577

>>190576

It makes you feel happy and kind of disengaged, but towards the end it gets groggy


 No.190579

>>190577

Did it help you sleep?


 No.190580

>>190579

Yes it gave me happy dreams, as opposed to my nostalgic night terrors about highschool


 No.190581

>>190580

Why did you stop taking it?


 No.190582

>>190581

I don't leave the house much, the headaches on the comedown, and also the withdrawal potential if taken too much


 No.190583

>>190582

Do you have any other vices?


 No.190584

>>190562

Good luck mate.

>>190563

Pretty sure you have to do both now.


 No.190585

>>190569

I dont answer numbers I dont know and I just checked my emails at my dsp work place and there was one asking if I had missed calls for job placements.


 No.190586

>>190583

>Do you have any other vices?

No, all the vices that I think of involve leaving the house. I do drink alcohol sometimes but only if mum gets it because I don't go into the shops. Last time I had a drink was NYE


 No.190587

>>190586

Are you on any medication?


 No.190588

>>190587

No, I have been on antidepressants in the past.


 No.190589

>>190588

You should try something more specific to treat you anxiety. You are getting too old to be having mummy do everything for you.


 No.190590

>>190589

Yeah I know. I'm turning 21 this year, I really need to get handle on it


 No.190591

>>190587

I don't think medication counts as a vice.


 No.190592

>>190451

Monk I hope you come back. Your Indonesian adventures were the only thing in life I was looking forward to.


 No.190593

>>190591

Depends if it is abusable or not. A lot of people prescribed opiates, stims or benzos are basically just junkies even if it is prescribed.


 No.190594

>>190593

>A lot of people prescribed opiates, stims or benzos are basically just junkies even if it is prescribed.

Didn't Cheesecake say he got prescribed benzos, is he heading the wrong path by accepting them?


 No.190595

>>190594

He needs to be very careful.


 No.190596

File: df1f9e8b54f0455⋯.png (1.87 MB, 691x1145, 691:1145, book.png)

File: 7b2b0f48f7fc098⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1237x693, 1237:693, random page.png)

After my work provider appointment I went to the salvo's and another second hand store to look for a book on fishing tips and knots. They didn't have anything.

I found this book though. Seems pretty cool as I'm into this sort of stuff. It'll probably be put the rest of the books I have like this and only get a ponder through it once or twice.

There was a NEET doing wfd (I presume) there who was learning how to work the till and eftpos machine. I could tell he was having a bit of an autist anxiety sperg session about it and I said thanks but the way I said it probably made him think I was treating him like a minda, I was just trying to be nice. There was an asian chick with him who gave me a shitty smile which made me think she was a hard, angry bitch and that probably wasn't helping the NEET doing the register work, wanting to bone her like a dirty anime slut but having to work and her treating him like a mummybot on her rags after poor NEETo pooped on the ground. I stood there for a little too long as I wanted to share the NEET aura with him and let him know I understand but that probably made him just think I was standing there watching him sweat. He was a big boi with a breard yet a timid voice, presumably just because of the situation he was in with his salvos apron on and a gook yelling orders at him.

I asked one of the other NEETs working oxymoronic statement if he knew if they had any fishing books, he said "I haven't come across in my travels" with a funny NEET accent, he had long hair and a shitty beard and reminded me of a D&D bard, I could tell he'd played 1000hrs of Morrowind.

The book is just opened to a random page, apparently Broome is full of kikes.


 No.190597

>>190593

It's an easy trap to fall into, I get prescribed codeine and you just talking about it makes me want to take a couple.

I'll wait til tonight.


 No.190598

>>190597

Does the codeine impair your behaviour?


 No.190599

>>190598

I get really paranoid late at night and it helps ease that.


 No.190601

>>190512

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.190602

File: 5336619f43f0c40⋯.png (15.2 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

Hi NEETs

The weekend is nearly upon us - we hope you enjoy this week's line-up of offers we've curated for you including Smirnoff Red Label Vodka 700mL and more, all at unbeatable prices! Delicious…


 No.190603

>>190601

Have a codeine


 No.190604

>>190603

I would rather have a gf


 No.190605

>>190604

have a wank


 No.190606

>>190602

Sorry Dan but I buy from Nick's Wine Merchants now.


 No.190607

>>190606

you treasonous motherfucker


 No.190608

>>190607

Dan's high delivery costs are the real betrayal here.


 No.190609

File: edb121a3258846a⋯.jpg (17.58 KB, 300x300, 1:1, booze-brothers.jpg)

File: 71855a5fa35c535⋯.jpg (214.4 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Booze Brothers.jpg)

File: 684f9ba127e3a87⋯.jpg (187.65 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 150612-Booze-Brothers-Unle….jpg)

>>190602

Personally I find that Booze Brothers has the best specials and their staff are much more eager to help you pick out that perfect drop for any occasion. Catering to the lowly NEET of exceptional size you won't even need to get out of your car.

Looks like Dan's beaten, yet again.


 No.190610

One hour into the phenibut. It is possible my mood and energy levels have picked up but I may just be imagining it.


 No.190611

File: 10c6635f5a3b7cb⋯.png (66.94 KB, 1456x1108, 364:277, 1462013866723.png)

>>190609

>the lowly NEET of exceptional size

Very nice turn of phrase.


 No.190612

File: 1e46127acab2952⋯.png (54.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, BBHats.PNG)

>>190611

Booze Brothers knows their customers.


 No.190614

>>190612

I wonder if their logo infringes any trademarks.


 No.190615

>tfw too depressed to make a new thread


 No.190616

>>190615

I will make one.


 No.190618

New Thread: >>190617

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