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 No.166435

OLD >>165666

Remember: In the van not in the man. Also the neet that gets quints must buy a goon bag for everyone here. That's 60 whole neetbux worth of goon for the brainlets in the audience who aren't good at math.

 No.166437

Fuck youse cunts I'm having the first post in my thread, you can wait until its linked


 No.166443

>new thread already

Fucking what happened, the threads were nice and slow like 2 weeks ago. I blame the wagies.


 No.166444

36 hours without a dart wew


 No.166445

>>166443

I only got to make 20 or so posts last thread because I was wagecucking

Wageneets are being bullied


 No.166448

>>166444

Go another 36 hours, and keep repeating.


 No.166450

By the power of quints!

Also:

>>166445

>Wageneets

Get Out. Now.


 No.166451

Hows the self-improvement going neets?

I've made big gains with one simple technique. I keep a notepad on the desk next to my bed (not my computer desk) and use it to write down all my tasks for the next day, I picture how I'll do them. Then when I wake up I'm immediately reminded of what I gotta do, and I find it easier to get out of bed without looking at my phone for an hour.

My new diet is going well, I feel more energetic and I even clean the dishes after the meal most times.


 No.166452

>>166451

It's going so-so

I didn't overeat or anything today. The positive thinking has stabled once again, I need to feel alive again.


 No.166453

>>166451

I try writing down my goals, but my lists keep filling up with ones which are too hard, like "sort out all my junk on the shelves" or "get finances in order"


 No.166455

>>166451

I went most of the year with a routine similar to this but it all fell apart 2 months ago, not sure what went wrong but I just slipped into my old lazy ways, I think I'll get back on the self-improvment train after new year.


 No.166457

>>166456

I've got some time off work so I'm going to get very drunk and contemplate becoming a neet again


 No.166458

>>166456

Probably just the usual Christmas lunch with family, planing on doing a NEET trip on my motorbike after new year though.


 No.166459

>>166456

I'll be trying to make the inevitable phone calls from family members as short as possible and cursing wagies for not being at work and the shops for not being open.


 No.166460

>>166456

nothing


 No.166461

>>166456

Might be edgy and not go to my dad/step-mums place for dinner


 No.166462

>>166435

fucking faggot, theres still plenty of posts left in the old one


 No.166463

>>166461

You won't inherit the neetmansion like that rapeneet


 No.166465

>>166462

No reason you can't use them up mate.


 No.166466

>>166451

I do at least twenty pushups and pull-ups every day and make sure to remember my NIGHTLY CIGARILLO

there is nothing so whimsical and delightful as a wreath of tobacco smokily wafted by the soft light of the moon


 No.166469

>>166467

my gf thinks I'm really cool and handsome she's hot and has big bobs


 No.166470

>>166469

What anime is she from?


 No.166471

>>166168

Break down the exact recipe you used for the nachos, including the variety of Doritos. I'd really like to know as I find it deeply concerning that you couldn't make a tasty nacho dish.


 No.166472

>>166223

so this is you WarehouseNEET? Where you live I mean


 No.166473

>>166469

My gf has big bobs too


 No.166474

Went from wanting to kill everyone to just myself, I think that's an improvement.


 No.166475

>>166474

sounds like you're close to the ultimate improvement, there's only one thing left to do now


 No.166476

>>166472

Yes, don't come here and dox me


 No.166477

File: 8c4d23838a611e6⋯.jpg (3.84 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 1.jpg)

File: acaad51abc3e534⋯.jpg (3.3 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 2.jpg)

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File: 58c02c3eccca438⋯.jpg (2.81 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 6.jpg)

CheaptunapattieNEET from last time.

With cheap burger edition.

What:

1. Aussie Beef sausage Mince ½ kg ; $ 3, 2 for $6 in woollies

2. Onion (optional if you don’t have it); $ .25 ; makes your patty loosen up a bit

3. Tomato sauce – 1 tablespoon

4. Mustard –two teaspoon-( Dijon, Seeded, English (be careful with this one) whatever you have);

5. Bacon; $ 1, $ 9 per kilo in woollies

6. Tomato $.50

7. Buns; $ .25 , at $ 1.50 for 6

8. Cheese, $ .20 ; buy block, never buy sliced ones.

How:

It’s sausage mince so it is already seasoned. But, add some pepper, tomato sauce, onioin, I like it spicy so I added some chillies too.

Mix.

Make patties.

cook in barbie or wherever, chuck some cheese on top near cooking time, I like to use veggie peeler for my cheese so it melts quick.

You know the rest. Cook and eat.

For two decent burgers it comes about $6.50. Sausage mince have heaps of fat making it perfect for burgers. Save some NEETbux.


 No.166478

>>166456

Mrs Clause


 No.166479

File: 54fa4e6e7bc535d⋯.jpg (3.03 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 7.jpg)

File: 395ebd6150ef356⋯.jpg (3.43 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 8.jpg)

File: 6d802d1d6b75cc3⋯.jpg (2.94 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 9.jpg)

File: c96c1f1fbde2a07⋯.jpg (3.27 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 11.jpg)

>>166477

bit by bit.


 No.166480

>>166477

Nice, I've been making homemade burgers lately too. An egg, some bacon, a beef patty (bought premade) a tomato, some lettuce, etc. Quick, easy, presumably healthy enough


 No.166481

File: fabac5458018e42⋯.jpg (3.48 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 4.jpg)

File: e33bcee709d6287⋯.jpg (3.87 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 5.jpg)

>>166477

>>166479

and don't forget to store your leftovers in fridge or freezer accordingly. Saving them NEETbux is the whole point.


 No.166482

>>166476

AsioNEET is after you.


 No.166483

>>166480

it's cheap and hopefully healthy that Maccas and HJ's. Try sausage mince next time. it is cheaper than buying premade.


 No.166484

>>166479

I thought you just got a new oven, why are you using a grill?


 No.166485

>>166484

That wan't me. I am the NEET who made cheap tuna patties.

Also Grill is easier. It's outside so don't have to clean oil splatters.


 No.166487

>Want to get a job at a good international company

>Only get interview offers from Australian ones that I cbf attending

Should I just kill myself?


 No.166488

>>166293

>tfw 31

>Ten years a NEET.

Sadly, I know that feel

>>166308

That's not the Astra. So you've either upgraded your rape-mobile or we have an imposter on our hands, or perhaps an impersonator?


 No.166489

>>166485

oh, i thought it was the same person.


 No.166490

>>166488

the impersoraper


 No.166491

>>166476

Think you may have doxxed yourself m8…


 No.166492

>>166453

try to divide the up. do 1 shelf at a time, or half a shelf, do finances by period or month or stack

or literally do 1 piece at a time. say 'clean 1 thing on my shelf today' and you will probably end up doing at least 5.


 No.166493

File: 766ac5999cda4b7⋯.jpg (28.55 KB, 400x390, 40:39, 1498518691156.jpg)

thinken aboit Morrowind


 No.166494

>>166486

I am a bigNEET.


 No.166495

listened to spotify for 1200 hours this year


 No.166496

>>166491

most of us dont look into that shit that much as we're not actual cunts and expect others to be the same.


 No.166497

>Fridge full of food

>Nothing to eat

Dont even know if i'm hungry


 No.166498

>>166496

naive pussy


 No.166499

Might blast islamic nasheeds from my car in dandenong tomorrow


 No.166500

>>166495

8760 hours in a year. You listened to music for over 10% of a year I think, I'm fucking garbage at math.


 No.166501

>>166498

There's no need to be a cunt. I expect better of all of you.

We could all hang out at Dans in Joondalup and fuck neetking over but we dont because we're mates.

If you dont want to get treated like a cunt dont act like one.


 No.166502

Alright NEETs have a GOOD night.

Passing the flag to nightNEETs.


 No.166503

>>166502

All the lizards come out at this time.


 No.166504

>>166501

do you want a fight, pussy? you're cruising for a mighty bruising, bub. you're walking on THIN ice, wouldnt want to see you drown kid. back the fuck off or suffer the consequences


 No.166505

>>166504

Ah, to be a young man full of passion and emotion again.

You make me long of days long gone.


 No.166506

>>166503

Gay lizards are not neets


 No.166507

>>166506

And the sun is not goon.


 No.166508

>>166507

Dan tells you that so you buy his bottled sunlight


 No.166509

Bottlemart Revolution 2018


 No.166510

>>166509

I'm not overpaying just to follow a neet gen meme.


 No.166511

>>166502

>Going to bed before midnight

Fucking wagie


 No.166512

>>166510

Bottlemart is cheaper than usual


 No.166513

>>166511

Big boys need their sleepy times neet


 No.166514

>>166510

It's a bad meme anyway, the poster guy is yellow.


 No.166515

>>166512

It's more expensive than Dans and First Choice, which is normal for me


 No.166516

File: 7a8e8d58356ccb7⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1512564133486143146731.jpg)

Got some Indian and a fried rice, gotta get into my summer neet body


 No.166517

>>166516

SummerNEET body comes after chrissy fat body


 No.166518

>>166516

Your car is almost old enough to be a neet


 No.166520

>>166516

Are vapes any good? Did you smoke ciggies before you smoked that?


 No.166521

>>166516

why isnt there a bottle next to your bed anymore?

you went for $3 wine to full on russian vodka, wondered if you won the lotto


 No.166522

File: 93a240e20fde8c5⋯.png (25.58 KB, 1129x275, 1129:275, Aus Ski.png)

>>166496

(((6 employees)))

Just pointing out the obvious m8. Did you ever think that maybe he wants us to find him?


 No.166524

>>166520

Smoked like a boong, switched to Vape for the money and now my lungs aren't so shit.

Smokes used to cost me $80 a week, now that money goes to dan


 No.166525

>>166521

Gonna try and lay off the booze for a while, had massive cravings to stop by dans for a vodka on the way home but I resisted


 No.166526

>>166522

I understood how you meant he doxxed himself and yeah I have thought that some posters like the attention but that still doesn't make it right.


 No.166527

>>166519

She bought the indian


 No.166528

>>166496

Yeah rapeneet has posted his car, suburb, appearance and all sorts of other shit and nobody has doxxed him

We're all to lazy tbh


 No.166529

>>166524

How much do you spend on Nicotine juice? I dunno what they put in them. And how long does that last?


 No.166530

>>166528

Exactly, it would ruin it all. No-one wants another John episode.


 No.166531

>>166516

Pseudo-rapist tbqh


 No.166532

>>166522

You won't find out which actual factory I live in though. I've checked all the pics I've posted to confirm my anonymity.

Besides if anyone came here yelling "monkNEEEEETTTT!" id come out and say hi, probably ask for a dart.

Then we could rape someone in the cave


 No.166533

>>166531

What's your angle pedoNEET? Do you get off on trolling cunts badly and being an ass?

That's gook behavior tbh.


 No.166534

>>166532

You're the cunt with pale legs and slobber on his arm mate


 No.166535

>>166534

We just need to find a pantless drooler. Should't be too hard.


 No.166536

File: 4ef063d216efcfc⋯.png (267.01 KB, 637x360, 637:360, 1503480691001.png)

>>166534

But you wont see me unless I go out to dans or gooklady


 No.166538

>>166535

I see a cunt like that in my mirror every day


 No.166539

>>166536

I thought you had a job.


 No.166541

File: 4dcb2313de979f2⋯.png (34.52 KB, 408x450, 68:75, smrt.png)

>>166538

We're all that guy.


 No.166542

File: f24604e2ab0a0d6⋯.png (240.59 KB, 700x700, 1:1, f24604e2ab0a0d67a93c16a264….png)

>>166540


 No.166543

>>166540

I do.

What?


 No.166544

File: 66aad1a9920ff5a⋯.png (20.49 KB, 642x715, 642:715, 1512086734002.png)

Sign, looks like ill be buying a security camera tomorrow


 No.166545

>>166544

Make sure you upload the footage of rapeneet's visit


 No.166546

>>166532

Yet you posted a pic of some 'factory' that had "fact.13"…. Honestly if you want to get raped just send NEETKing a PM through YT.

>>166533

>ass

That's the accent of the raper, but said degenerate isn't MonkNEET, right?


 No.166547

>>166449

>>166449

I used a big bag of 'nacho cheese' doritos, some old spice salsa, and bagged cheese. You grab a plate, put down chips, a little salsa then cheese. Repeat that process a few times till you have a mini mountain on your plate. In the microwave a few minutes till cheese is melted and gooey, then eat. I said it wasn't that great because I used to have them quite a bit and eating them again was just the same taste like usual. Also ate the chocolate as well and it wasn't the best food to taste straight after nachos tbh


 No.166549

>>166546

Pointing out how someone "could get" doxxed while casually mentioning what info they provided is exactly what fagneet did


 No.166550

>>166548

I've never had a gf


 No.166551

>>166536

And you posted a pic of that Gook-shop too. You really are an attention-seeking whore


 No.166552

>>166547

When i hover over the >>166449 it has no flag but in the other thread it has the Austrian flag.

Why is that?


 No.166554

File: 054be8bd95debad⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1510711613001.png)

"How did you vote in the same sex marriage postal vote anon?"


 No.166555

>>166551

Settle down.


 No.166556

>>166549

Well I'm that "someone" whom fagneet threatened to dox all those gens back. Guess I'm suffering some sort of PTSD


 No.166557

>>166556

The scientific name for that is AIDs


 No.166558

File: ed1bcfaf830fd40⋯.jpg (47.86 KB, 844x828, 211:207, 1504616405001.jpg)

Anyone who tries to enter my factory is getting a chainsaw to the fucking face.

The real punishment for purposefully disturbing another neetgen poster should be death. We need peace between neets and wagies


 No.166559

>>166555

Sorry m8, it's the fucking goon talking plus I'm in a very shit mood atm but that's no excuse to be taking it out on you guys. Sorry


 No.166560

>>166557

AIDS you faggot. Not AIDs.


 No.166561

>>166560

Sorry I'm not an expert on fag diseases mate


 No.166563

>>166554

I voted no because I hate faggots but I caught the gay disease from anime


 No.166564

>>166561

You should be when it concerns you


 No.166565

>>166554

I voted yes, I don't give a fuck what gay cunts do, it doesn't effect me


 No.166566

>>166558

leatherfaceNEET has made himself clear

>>166559

all good mate, theres no need for it though. You're making probably the only cunts in Aus that have a platform together and are most likely to understand the issues we face sketch out.

It's not good for you neither.


 No.166567

File: ca4351f7d9cd257⋯.png (555.11 KB, 565x737, 565:737, 1510710258001.png)

>>166565

what pedos do doesnt affect you either, fucking fag enabling cunt


 No.166568

>>166547

Nigger you can't have nachos without minced beef. And you should've had "original" flavoured doritos as you don't want the artificial flavour of the doritos to affect/compete with the cheese you used. And speaking of cheese you did use a 'tasty cheddar'?


 No.166569

File: 702d590dfa47450⋯.jpg (18.27 KB, 600x238, 300:119, 702d590dfa47450cc89503c1c3….jpg)


 No.166570

File: 7ae365dd6ece46d⋯.jpg (169.96 KB, 890x508, 445:254, 1474354984496.jpg)

We need to stop feeling angry at each other and instead feel smug


 No.166571

Using tree style tabs in firefox has changed my life


 No.166572

File: daf4c99e31cd96a⋯.webm (2.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1495377017606.webm)

File: 5ff1ed2f3087266⋯.webm (2.88 MB, 666x374, 333:187, 1484612626048.webm)

>>166568

I saw this on 4/ck/ today, looks ok but i like more finger food.

Good mix of hit though.

The strawberry thing is weird too


 No.166573

>>166570

I forget that we are the despised ones.


 No.166574

Good night, sleep tight.


 No.166575

File: 5782851b5de0620⋯.png (371 KB, 772x439, 772:439, 5782851b5de0620866064ee48c….png)

>>166573

A quick trip to whirlpool is a

good refresher


 No.166576

>>166570

love it when normols tell you to get a job at mcdonalds

get fucked normalfag, I'm a true aristocrat, plebeian workings are below me


 No.166577

>>166572

4chan still doesnt have sound for its webms?

And back to cuckchan you faggot


 No.166579

>>166529

20-30 a month depending if you get fancy juice, then you need to buy replacement could but they're pretty cheap


 No.166580

>>166568

I've thought about using that flavor doritos before but haven't yet, can't remember the exact cheese used, this is a quick recipe you can chuck together quick. I cbf buying/cooking mince for it as well, that's why I didn't bother getting avacado and sour cream, also microwave is small as fuck and only fits a dinner plate


 No.166581

on the last of the 6pack :(


 No.166582

>>166567

Cry moar


 No.166583

>>166544

Did you get raped again?


 No.166584

Deeply pressed


 No.166585

File: 7681144ef4272a0⋯.webm (310.32 KB, 640x360, 16:9, go home gamer girl.webm)

that feel when toil tomorrow


 No.166586

Might smoke some niggers delights and play Duke nukem mods


 No.166587

Thumb packed cones

The beers I've owned

Upward spiral, listenin to the funk

Don't fuck with me cunt, I'm the monk


 No.166588

>>166586

I was asking a gen or two ago if anyone wanted to play Duke online, for surely someone has figured out a way to, ?

>>166587

Your factory door

Is no more

For I'm already inside

Oh what a surprise


 No.166589

File: 0f430eca29871cd⋯.jpeg (20.87 KB, 398x369, 398:369, images (19).jpeg)

Anyone remember this dodgy shit?


 No.166590

>>166585

Never forget that you chose that life


 No.166591

To the 18 year old in the thread. I was you about 3 years ago, there is still time for you to make something of your life, preferably go to Uni or TAFE , I'd say TAFE because less debt. But if you want this life and understand the benefits/consequences, I won't stop you.


 No.166592

File: 357e952ae410f94⋯.jpg (168.02 KB, 1200x704, 75:44, goon-tongue lizard.jpg)

the sun is MY goon

fuck dans


 No.166593

fucking normie cunts stop going to bed so early reeeeeeee


 No.166594

sleepy, sleepy neets


 No.166595

>>166594

Fat smelly neets


 No.166596

>>166592

has any of you anons seen such a lizard?


 No.166599

Morning neetbros. 70 posts until quints! I can already feel the crackle of mystic energies in the air as the number approaches.


 No.166600

>>166596

yes

>>166599

goodmorning


 No.166601

>>166599

It's gonna be an aboriginal porn post


 No.166603

>>166600

>>166601

Besides the quest for quints, what have we got on today? I need to clean up around here, the place is a mess, and make it to the gym at least once. Might watch a movie too, haven't decided which one.


 No.166604

>>166554

why does this type of person always have the same face?


 No.166605

>>166579

ah yeah, thats not too bad. lot less than buying durries


 No.166606

The handyman is coming today. He is going to remove my old rainwater tank and fix up the guttering and also replace the fly wire on my three screen doors.

I am feeling nervous but also pleased that more things are going to get done. Slowly but surely things are falling into place.

I think he is still going to have to come back another time to do the other job I asked him to do. He said he would "take a look" at it today.


 No.166607

>>166584

Is VN the >tfw depressed guy?


 No.166608

>>166591

There's still time for you, you're only 21


 No.166609

>>166599

>>166600

morning

I hope the quints are wasted just like our lives


 No.166610

>>166479

Looks great m8. Excellent cookpost.


 No.166611

>>166596

Yeah, blue tongues are all over the place.

On my NEETcruise 2/3 weeks ago I took the dog to the beach and he found one in the dunes and then the next day i went to a pine forest in the hills and saw another one.

They looked different to each other, the beach one was light, like the sand and the other one was dark like bark. I thought that was interesting.


 No.166612

File: e4d7bb41f8ead37⋯.jpg (11.1 KB, 199x171, 199:171, areee.jpg)

>download tinder and a few dating apps

>filters and myspace angles galore

>my interests include friends, music and travelling

>my daughter/son are a package deal

>my daughter/son will always come first

>please don't write hey or how are you

>makeup artist

>work in hospitality

>can't wait to go to bali and paris

>le doggo/woofer meme


 No.166613

>>166612

Take what you can get.


 No.166614

>>166607

Nah, I doubt it. VN spams asses all the time


 No.166615

File: 30e6137a3d7b810⋯.jpg (310.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Fortress-mortalkombat.jpg)

>>166606

Neet palace in development

>>166591

>I'd say TAFE because less debt

Implying any of us are going to ever have incomes enough to have to pay back hecs debt

>>166612

Message them and tell them they're under consideration, but you need them to eliminate their children to make room for your spawn. Women will admire your confidence and dominance.


 No.166616

>>166614

Not certain but I thing he's the VPN guy too though.


 No.166617

>>166616

>VPN guy

I thought several people use VPNs here


 No.166618

>>166617

yeah, the one last night is the one i'm talking about


 No.166619

>>166596

yes, especially in summer


 No.166620

I have been doing so much online shopping lately that I am embarrassed to face the AusPost delivery man now. He must guess I am a NEET since I am home all the time when he comes to deliver.

There he is toiling like a slave in the heat while this fat NEET keeps getting expensive shit delivered to his house courtesy of his taxpayer funded bux.


 No.166621

>>166620

>I have been doing so much online shopping lately that I am embarrassed to face the AusPost delivery man now

iktfb, I also feel guilty as fuck doing the "leave at door" and have him put up with the neighbor's boomer box dog barking at him fuck


 No.166623

>>166620

>he must guess I am a Neet

Think again, you're not even a blip on his radar


 No.166624

>>166620

>postie gets so enraged he quits his job and becomes a NEET

>get new postie

See? The problem will solve itself


 No.166625

File: 94bd04aa3008e8f⋯.jpg (221.48 KB, 606x838, 303:419, chinese-monitoring.jpg)

Is /aus/ under chinese surveillance? Is bruce the chink a spy? How many of us are on the list of people to be rounded up and sent to death camps when the chinks finally annexe australia?


 No.166628

My doggo almost killed a cat just now. He flushed it out of some bushes in the backyard and when it tried to escape he caught it in his jaws and gave it one hell of a mauling. It only just managed to limp away into the neighbours' property. Its tail was all bent and my doggo had blood on his chops.

I hope no-one saw. I don't know who the cat belongs to but I have seen it around here a few times. It is not my doggo's fault (or mine) but I still could do without the stress of having some angry neighbour harassing me about it.


 No.166629

>>166625

I read a thing that potentially 1/10 chinese students could be writing a yearly report and they get part of their uni fees payed for it.


 No.166632

>>166628

That cat will probably bleed out and die, I'd kill your dog if I saw it do that to my cat


 No.166633

>>166631

A medium sized one. I do not wish to say more.


 No.166635

>>166630

Shut the fuck up you little bitch


 No.166637

30 posts until quints!


 No.166638

>>166634

>Tiliqua rugosa is a short-tailed, slow moving species of blue-tongued skink found in Australia. Three of the four[2] recognised subspecies are found only in Western Australia, where they are known collectively by the common name bobtail.[3] The name shingleback is also used, especially for T. rugosa asper, the only subspecies native to eastern Australia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiliqua_rugosa


 No.166640

>>166636

I wish I could tell which posts were yours m8 and then I could guarantee you I would never reply to your trolling bullshit ever again.


 No.166641

>>166628

Probably happens all the time - as you said it's hardly your fault if your dog attacks another animal that has invaded your back yard. Nobody's likely to give you a hard time about it, because what could they demand that you do instead?


 No.166643

>>166641

People become irrational about their pets. I could imagine some stupid cat lady trying to make me pay for her cat's vet bills.


 No.166647

>>166643

I would too, but if nobody else saw your dog attack it they wouldn't be able to prove it


 No.166649

>>166634

We call those sleepy lizards in SA, but nah, they're a different breed. They do have blue tongues too though.


 No.166651

File: 89505d0c9b74d1d⋯.jpg (53.79 KB, 539x479, 539:479, wrath_of_kek.jpg)

quints approaching…what do we use their eldritch power for?


 No.166652

>>166647

I hope no-one saw. The incident made a lot of commotion.


 No.166655

>>166651

a poojeeta for monkNEET


 No.166656

File: d4dcb9fb5036d64⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 250x250, 1:1, 1509834403805.gif)

don't quite know what it is but I'm feeling pretty happy today NEETs

hope you're all doing well, about to make breakfast then go for a nice neetwalk


 No.166657

>>166652

It's your own backyard, how would anyone else see?


 No.166659

>>166657

I have talked about my backyard before and how five different neighbours and people walking on the street can see in.


 No.166660

>>166653

>>166655

>DSP 4 all

>grils 4 all

>no more tfw depressed

Which guys? Which is our priority?


 No.166662

Quints draw nigh! The conjunction of the digits is at hand! I don't even have a meme for this moment!


 No.166665

BY THE POWER OF KEK!

quints and 3d printable robot girls become a thing in 2018


 No.166666

File: d173899f67b1e18⋯.jpg (85.62 KB, 212x352, 53:88, 1483926112376.jpg)

If quints all posters on the NEET General suffer Erectile Dysfunction and >no gf for the rest of their lives.


 No.166669

File: 8e8fe7feaff98a5⋯.png (7.78 KB, 509x619, 509:619, 8e8.png)

>>166666

YOU FOOL!!! Don't you have any idea of what you've done here?


 No.166671

File: a88a0da5b02a5b3⋯.jpg (36.8 KB, 480x480, 1:1, nobantz.jpg)


 No.166672

File: e1a41703c725f57⋯.jpeg (9.64 KB, 195x259, 195:259, images13.jpeg)

>>166666

Which neet did this? I demand to know who's responsible for this outrage!


 No.166673

File: 159190b104b6053⋯.jpg (89.07 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1469537160144.jpg)

>>166672

It was done by a NEET who knows that we don't deserve to be happy.


 No.166674

I can feel my penis dying inside already.


 No.166675

File: 1dad319bccb8ef0⋯.png (36.85 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1468400810258.png)

The handyman is here.


 No.166676

>>166610

Thank you.


 No.166677

I sit down

my stomach strains

the front of my shirt

high pressure

obesity


 No.166678

>>166511

that is how you avoid everyone. Being awake at times they are working.


 No.166679

Morning cunts


 No.166680

>>166596

I see them all over the place

Almost hit one with my whipper snipper the other day, the dumb cunt was hiding too well


 No.166681

44 hours without a smoke. Would go great with my morning coffee, otherwise staying strong.


 No.166682

>>166681

You are doing well m8. Consider ditching the coffee too.


 No.166683

File: 3ad69656c1eb620⋯.jpg (167.71 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 2hQeVq.jpg)

>>166679

Morning.


 No.166684

>>166554

Voted No cause faggots don't make babies reducing potential tax payers potentially reducing NEETbux


 No.166685

>>166684

Neets dont have babies either


 No.166686

>>166679

morning

>>166683

morning


 No.166687

>>166666

Omen

>>166679

Good morning to you too Fell-o-NEETs.


 No.166688

>>166686

Morning.


 No.166689

>>166681

36 for me.

Hold my hand. We'll make it.


 No.166690


 No.166691

File: 56491f57e848df1⋯.png (9.09 KB, 550x893, 550:893, 1413736152191.png)

>>166690

>you will never live in an age where marriage is meaningful


 No.166692

>>166691

Cheer up! None of us were ever likely to get married anyway.


 No.166693

File: 2bcd2038c561460⋯.jpg (215.33 KB, 1066x675, 1066:675, 1505293810339.jpg)

>>166690

Fucking pooftas need to fuck off

Marriage is about creating a family not larping as a real couple


 No.166694

>>166692

I might as well get a Waifu pillow and marry her.


 No.166695

File: 93cf274cefeafaa⋯.jpg (398.16 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1387734298236.jpg)


 No.166696

>>166693

the absolute fuck is that first sentence


 No.166697

File: 0bc581b46743871⋯.jpg (168.41 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1512568994001.jpg)

Kinda warming to the idea of switching from curries to gooks


 No.166698

File: a3694eac06f45a7⋯.jpg (27.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, ami.jpg)

>>166697

ohayoo sempaaaaaaai!


 No.166699

File: 101f1f9ced60728⋯.png (920.15 KB, 1808x1204, 452:301, 1504965231078.png)

>>166666

NONONONONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.166700

File: 926d211932a2e95⋯.jpg (33.68 KB, 454x459, 454:459, fmjfyyu.JPG)

>>166451

>I've made big gains with one simple technique

Normies HATE HIM

>>166501

>If you dont want to get treated like a cunt dont act like one.

Words of wisdom

- Just finished the second half of my 6 moth bullshit course in a couple of days.

Oficially a NEET again.

Feels good.

Pic related is part of this bullshit course.


 No.166701

>>166700

I hope you regret your choices


 No.166702


 No.166703

File: 5707cf624483f12⋯.jpg (208.67 KB, 1200x2020, 60:101, Risky business_dba297_6448….jpg)

>>166697

>poo fever

why


 No.166704

File: 2dc8bcbefbb82c0⋯.jpg (248.26 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1512094465002.jpg)

File: 39ef52fd61d91aa⋯.jpg (191.52 KB, 1456x1737, 1456:1737, 1511825895002.jpg)

File: ddf073ce5a8490b⋯.jpg (171.07 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 1511826565004.jpg)

File: 3554415e5dbc7dc⋯.jpg (229.71 KB, 1639x1229, 1639:1229, 1511996340004.jpg)

>>166703

I didn't ask for this


 No.166706

How many times do I have to ask you to spoiler bestiality pics?


 No.166707

>>166706

how can you spoiler the cunt that is watching?


 No.166708

curry fever is not a crime


 No.166709

>>166707

I do not understand this sentence.


 No.166711

>>166708

Shitting in the streets is though.


 No.166712

Pookneet


 No.166713

Goon before noon


 No.166714

>>166713

it's afternoon you retarded faggot


 No.166715

>>166672

>>166673

>>166671

>>166669

>>166668

>>166666

Samefag, I bet you're the same cunt that was bragging about the amount of posts you make in each thread talking to yourself


 No.166716

File: 9d9852115dd911c⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20171207_122842.jpg)

This new diet works wonders for shitting


 No.166717

>>166716

Well at least you didn't photograph the toilet bowl like that other NEET.


 No.166718

>>166716

Why the thongs? Your feet are already filthy, ya boong!


 No.166719

RIP August Ames, gonna fap to you tonight


 No.166720

File: 103724052e6ba1c⋯.jpg (19.71 KB, 287x480, 287:480, 103724052e6ba1c9b80ab5b149….jpg)

>>166666

jokes on you, I already have that


 No.166721

>>166697

All the flavours are there to be tried.

The world is a smorgasbord for your dick.


 No.166722

>>166700

Least they gave you some high quality memes


 No.166723

>>166704

That second pic is like heaven, it completely undid the effects the quints had.

Poojeeta pooper is best pooper.


 No.166724

>>166715

That was me and i never reply to myself.

All my posts are of exceptional quality.


 No.166725

File: 7ba3d4566a52bc4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 196.62 KB, 1000x1505, 200:301, 1511826565002.jpg)

File: 8810036cdedd756⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 934.47 KB, 2816x2112, 4:3, 1511992059004.jpg)

File: 7300768407c1cfb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 203.54 KB, 960x1185, 64:79, 1512049258003.jpg)

File: a3fa5341f389686⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 387 KB, 734x975, 734:975, 1511825736004.jpg)

>>166723

a curry poo hole is a beutiful thing


 No.166727

>>166725

Am I meant to be attracted to this in any way?


 No.166728

File: a2318b5fb1d4c80⋯.jpg (34.69 KB, 800x400, 2:1, aabe4e0fe635e508-e14903043….jpg)

>>166725

Fuck me swinging, you are well versed in fine dining. They are gorgeous.

Much better than a pimply, bland, flat, boring white girls bum.


 No.166729

Look above this post gentlemen. This sort of degeneracy is what happens when you misuse the power of quints.


 No.166730

The poojeeta samefagger is just pathetic

>>166727

No


 No.166731

>>166730

>doesnt even know which posters are niggerlovingNEETs

All the flavours and you stick with one. You don't know what your missing.


 No.166732

>>166725

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP


 No.166733

>>166730

next neetgen will be flooded with holiday deals for hyderabad


 No.166734

File: cc4e0a43f90ee2b⋯.jpg (119.36 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1JXaSLO.jpg)

File: fe48f5181eded94⋯.jpg (16.89 KB, 393x604, 393:604, 155mp9d.jpg)

File: 75b387889cb532c⋯.jpg (152.56 KB, 500x375, 4:3, large.jpg)

File: fd1445ea6f09f06⋯.jpg (61.32 KB, 600x780, 10:13, Fatimah-Kulsum-Saudi-Arabi….jpg)

>>166733

Hope theres some for Tehran, I haven't tried that flavour.


 No.166735

>>166596

Yep. Even in suburban Melbourne. Found one in the backyard last summer, chucked it in a crate and took it down to the park.

>>166632

If your cat is on someone else's fenced property and gets mauled by their dog, it's your fault.

Cats are the worst. They roam the streets like the African immigrants they are, kill wildlife, cause fights and screech in the middle of the night, and shit in other people's gardens.


 No.166736

>>166735

>If your cat is on someone else's fenced property and gets mauled by their dog, it's your fault.

>But if a shitskin gets hurt while breaking into your house you're at fault.

Australia's messed up.


 No.166737

>>166697

>>166704

>>166725

>>166734

All this degeneracy. There is nothing as pure and beautiful as European women.

I pity your half-caste offspring. And I know you will have half-caste offspring, because you're lusting after the most average looking Indian women.


 No.166738

>>166737

this tbh, get a real gf or get none at all


 No.166739

File: 20d8db4fd6dbc6f⋯.jpg (63.79 KB, 803x803, 1:1, 1472502253187.jpg)

>>166701

>I hope you regret your choices

Well, I never. How dare you!

>>166702

>keked

Ive got more I saved. Some are pretty funny.

>>166703

>>poo fever

>why

pretty sure that chick is from Oz.

NEETs, just went to Woolies and got an electric nose and ear hair trimmer for 12 bucks on sale. My balls are going to be smooth tonight.


 No.166740

>>166737

How many times an you fuck a white girl before it gets old?

Theres redheads, brunets, black hair, blond bimbos, punk sluts, geek chicks and fatties.

Been there, done that and I hate repeats.


 No.166741

>>166740

You're WarehouseNEET, right?


 No.166742

>>166741

Nah, I'm just an admirer of his style.


 No.166743

>>166741

I'm warehouseNEET, I've never fucked a white girl. 2 brown chicks and a couple asians, all of them hookers except one.

As for my degenerate tastes, I have a great fear of divorce or my sons turning into numale soyboys if I marry a white girl


 No.166744

fuck sake, i got automatically included in my step-families kris kringle shit


 No.166745

>>166744

give them all a $5 bunnings card


 No.166746

The handyman replaced the wire on my three screen doors and removed my old rainwater tank but he has to come back tomorrow to fix the new guttering and downpipe because it started pouring with rain.

I just want it all over with.


 No.166747

>>166725

I can't even fap to this.


 No.166748

File: 5b2e4a3bee604e7⋯.jpg (187.39 KB, 1200x724, 300:181, Priya-Rai-1.jpg)

File: 61c1d892c9d5790⋯.jpg (83.38 KB, 600x926, 300:463, a4f3fbc1b2e913980ada217bbc….jpg)

File: 50fa4e54a473b99⋯.jpg (16.8 KB, 200x300, 2:3, s-l300.jpg)

>>166747

Look up Priya Rai

She started my poojeeta fetish


 No.166749

The NEET General is being destroyed by actual non-whites and even worse, whites with disgusting deviant sexual fetishes for shitskins.

And they no longer have any shame.


 No.166750

File: 5759cf72190ba8c⋯.jpg (431.41 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1501915557004.jpg)

File: 49a6e99961b13de⋯.jpg (102.48 KB, 854x1078, 61:77, qqyZKVI.jpg)

EMBRACE THE POO


 No.166751

File: 0ab69b278f1baf2⋯.jpg (268.63 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, chairman.jpg)

>Chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-Chinese League

Why didn't someone tell me about this organisation? Where can I join?


 No.166752

>>166748

No I'll stick to my blondes and red heads. This is very strange to me, I have much to learn about Australia still. go shit in the street


 No.166753

File: 5d53d8864116227⋯.jpg (85.22 KB, 902x698, 451:349, 1496280332369.jpg)

>>166747

>I can't even fap to this.

Me either. This is low grade shit.

>>166749

>And they no longer have any shame.

implying they had shame previously. hahaha


 No.166754

>>166753

My country has seen some very abnormal acceptances of these creatures. Men want to be women, Women are fat as fuck and their really poor and sit around complaining about money when it's all in her gut. Now were getting Asian people to which seem nice but never want to talk and seem depressed all the time.


 No.166755

What's your most favorite food neets? I'm thinking of lashing out on a lot of something delicious but I don't know what


 No.166756

>>166754

>Now were getting Asian people to which seem nice but never want to talk and seem depressed all the time.

Theyre pretty nice , just a bit shy, its a cultural thing. At least theyre not trying to murder us or impose sharia laws etc.


 No.166757

>>166755

i cant resist a good lasagne


 No.166758

File: 6d46cd655fc7341⋯.jpg (309.39 KB, 480x700, 24:35, 6-Saiyan.jpg)

>>166755

Super saiyan god burgers are the only neetgen approved food. The only scientifically proven way to prevent skelly mode.


 No.166759

>>166750

The Poo wants to embrace my cock.


 No.166760

>>166755

Get some gar and batter and fry up a shit ton of it.


 No.166761


 No.166762

>>166761

Garfish m8. A long thin fish.


 No.166763

>>166757

Yeah, lasangas pretty yum. I'm thinking something different though. I've been on ubereats and have been thinking about getting it, you gotta spend like $30 for a big meal of it though


 No.166764

>>166756

True, I'm fairly traditional in some sense. Had 1 want to hire me to do yard work for him. Paid great to. You have to seem respectable to some degree from what I could tell.


 No.166765

I don't think I've ever had to hide so many images before. Think if enough people report him the moderators will do something?


 No.166766

>>166767

>fish

Yeah nah


 No.166767

>>166765

It annoys me as well, I find pajeetians quite unattractive to look at on a purely aesthetic level and don't want them in the general either.


 No.166768

>>166756

Yeah, they're just buying us out like the product we are.


 No.166769

>>166765

>>166767

Have a sook.


 No.166770

I don't like to see any pornography or even clothed roasties posted just for titillation purposes, regardless of race. I hate those white fat girls that one dickhead always posts.


 No.166771

>>166768

>reading some abc opinion piece on why china's starting to hate aus

>comments are all m-muh trading partners and muh drumpf

maybe if i open up whingepool right now i'll have a stroke and get those sweet dsp bux


 No.166772

>>166483

>>166477

I just use regular beef mince on its own. Roll it up into a ball and flatten it. No fancy shit, get the flavour from the sauces.


 No.166773

>>166769

Much like if someone posted pedophilia related material, beastiality bothers me too. What can I say?


 No.166774

>>166771

I admire ABC News for not being Murdoch media or another shitty "BLONDE MIDDLE AGED YOGA CLICKBAIT"/sportsball shit or boomer media like The Australian but the leftist bias on there is fuckign revolting and disgusting


 No.166775

>>166770

Why do images of real people trigger you? Do you believe in only getting off to the 2d girls meme?


 No.166776

>>166775

I do not come to the NEET General to view porn. I go elsewhere for that.


 No.166777

>>166774

there is great potential but they need a real man in charge to get things set straight


 No.166778

>>166777

Barry Cassidy and Tiki Fullerton needs more control


 No.166779

>>166776

Not bestiality anyhow


 No.166780

>>166764

>True, I'm fairly traditional in some sense. Had 1 want to hire me to do yard work for him. Paid great to. You have to seem respectable to some degree from what I could tell.

We had the Kosovo refugees moved locally in the 90s. Absolute scumbags - thieving from shops, they set up a brothel with their own women, drug dealers, shit in the beds, broke all the toys and bikes when they left. In contrast the East Timor refugees came a year or so later. No problem, They were courteous, well mannered. No drama whatsoever.


 No.166781

>>166776

I don't either but I don't give that much of a shit to spend any time complaining about it tbh


 No.166782

>>166737

Love is love.


 No.166783

>>166776

Since when does this general have to cater to your preferences?


 No.166784

>>166783

>join an established group of like-minded people

>behave in a way that is distasteful to those people

>"Since when does this general have to cater to your preferences?"


 No.166785

>>166784

>like-minded people

since when?


 No.166786

>>166784

>>166784

One or two other neets sperging about porn isn't the majority of the general. Maybe we should have a poll.


 No.166787

Cranky afternoon NEETs who skipped their nap.


 No.166788

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CAN'T

DODGE

THE

RODGE


 No.166789


 No.166790

the only downside of fucking a gook or pajeeta is that if you decide to have children with them and they give you a son, you end up with an elliot rodger.

race mixing only works if the offspring are female


 No.166791

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, australian_aboriginal_sex-….jpg)

Abo porn is the best porn


 No.166793

>>166784

I'm with you mate

It used to piss me off when VN went on his anusposting rampages, feels like the new neets are all from the same stock as him


 No.166794

>>166789

fuck off with that shit dickhead


 No.166795

>>166793

this tbh


 No.166796

>>166791

This is absolutely reprehensible, you should be punished with 6 months mandatory wftd and banned from Dans.


 No.166797

>>166795

although at least we haven't got a new weirddickneet, so it's not all bad


 No.166798

>>166797

I think what annoys me is that before the generals got super busy and we had this influx of new posters people were quite polite.

The poo posters, Indian posters and the NEET fighting rustles me.


 No.166799

>>166798

But poo posting is a hallowed tradition


 No.166800

>>166799

pajeet you're on the wrong board.


 No.166801

>>166798

I already had a thing for ethnic chicks, when monkNEET started posting about poojeeta i realised most of you dont care that much.

I didn't post about it previously because I expected you guys to sperg out. Like you are now.


 No.166802

>>166801

>monkNEET

Funny that he's called that when he has a job and goes to uni.


 No.166803

>>166802

…and rapeNEET has a job and doesn't rape. So what?


 No.166804

>>166801

yeah just remember to put your gumboots on before stepping in the mud


 No.166805

>>166803

Rapeneet was a neet when he got his names


 No.166806

File: 9b746def6a5a427⋯.jpg (84.95 KB, 594x453, 198:151, mud-kid.jpg)

>>166804

I like to get dirty.


 No.166807

>>166805

Good point.


 No.166808

>>166750

sauce on the right

>>166791

>that small dick

fuck feels good not to be a tinney winney abbo


 No.166809

>>166808

>sauce on the right

Tikka Masala


 No.166810

tfw the next generation of neetposters will be half pajeet because of you cunts


 No.166811

>>166810

disgusting, don't even entertain the thought


 No.166813

>>166810

Are you a virgin?

Why do you equate fucking with children?


 No.166814

>>166810

Nobody's getting any gf's because this fuck:

>>166666

cursed us all. What has been done with quints cannot easily be undone.


 No.166816

>>166813

Because sex for purposes other than procreation is degenerate mate. You better keep the neet stick away from the back door too.


 No.166817

>>166814

A dysfunctional white penis is better than a fully function pajeet penis though. Poojeeta chaser has the right idea


 No.166818

>>166816

and race-mixing isn't?


 No.166819

File: 5ead08c5514b6cf⋯.jpeg (100.41 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, The NEET council.jpeg)

File: aebe4f8a3bb2429⋯.jpg (74.8 KB, 451x448, 451:448, the-shekinah-and-the-human….jpg)

File: 2e395e72aa540db⋯.gif (22.6 KB, 602x521, 602:521, Way_Saint-Wizard.gif)

>>166812

I always thought there was only Six.

We'll have to amend the lore. This works better anyhow.


 No.166820

>>166818

All women are white if you squint hard enough


 No.166821

>>166819

>>166812

Pretty impressive that we achieved a 160% voter turnout. Who says neets are lazy?


 No.166822

File: 4a9ae5fe41ab818⋯.png (27.87 KB, 878x502, 439:251, results.png)

>>166812

If you decided to declare a result based on current votes:

4 people are in favour of porn.

3 people are opposed to all porn.

2 people are opposed to buttholes and poojeeta.

1 person is opposed to only poojeeta.

That means 5 people are opposed to buttholes, and 6 people are opposed to poojeeta. So from now, no buttholes or poojeeta allowed. The tribe has spoken.


 No.166823

>>166822

And one more vote just came in for "No porn at all".


 No.166824

>>166822

Looks like neeta have forgotten VNs tyranny


 No.166825

>>166772

Sure. I would too. Sausage mince is cheaper than regular beef mince. Normal beef mince would be actually fancy compared to this. Whole point was cheap burgers.


 No.166826

File: 6ca294fd8d3650b⋯.jpg (243.03 KB, 594x396, 3:2, 542639150.jpg)

>>166809

What about abo porn?


 No.166827

>>166709

We are the beast

brainlet


 No.166829

File: 0d26aabd23fd907⋯.jpg (93.97 KB, 785x662, 785:662, 1500441849066.jpg)


 No.166831

>>166828

Good luck mate. I've had a bit of that rut feel lately too. It'd be nice to see some sadneets get it together a bit before the new year. It's something, at least.


 No.166832

>>166829

I get offended by gooktoons but i deal with it by not looking at them.


 No.166833

>>166719

RIP indeed.

We should all do a memorial fap.


 No.166834

File: 27174fa0779e1c0⋯.jpg (71.67 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 27174fa0779e1c0e8f58ffb0f5….jpg)


 No.166835

>>166828

The monkNEET life really is the way forward, all I'm grappling with now is my diet and internet access and I'll be set.


 No.166836

>>166834

easter?


 No.166837

File: 53e6b782c7af2e7⋯.gif (168.29 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1492269303919.gif)


 No.166838

Has anyone ever posted a pic of their dick on the NEET General? I think things are deteriorating at such a rate here that it is inevitable it happens one day. that will be it for me. I will be gone.


 No.166839

File: 370caa3814acaaa⋯.jpeg (29.05 KB, 512x287, 512:287, images (21).jpeg)

So neets what's santa got for you in his big black sack thick Christmas?


 No.166840

>>166838

I tried but the zoom on my phone isn't very good


 No.166841

File: 91f4d7ac9a63807⋯.png (526.97 KB, 524x493, 524:493, 1428830172554.png)

>>166836

A festival of sorts?


 No.166842

>>166838

Yes

About 18 months ago some cunt with a weird looking dick posted his. Honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was neetking, but this was before he was namefagging I think


 No.166843

File: 2c651cdd7b24972⋯.jpg (42.89 KB, 492x660, 41:55, 6595970.jpg)


 No.166845

>>166842

In what way was the dick weird?

Was it the guy who injured his foreskin playing with toys when he was a child?


 No.166846

>>166838

Yes. I guess you weren't around when dicks were being measured by fingertips.


 No.166847

>>166844

I'm confused neeto


 No.166848

File: 6337c6710e896a3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 429.49 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 2f9278b9458a190f7508aa1596….png)

>>166838

also there was this more recently


 No.166849

File: 1c022e4530085ab⋯.gif (1.14 MB, 360x466, 180:233, I want to celebrate.gif)

>>166847

It's a quintessential Australian meme, I have more Toads than i do pepes


 No.166850

>>166846

I think it was thumbs


 No.166851

>>166838

The threads move too fast as well


 No.166853

>>166851

That's a pretty recent phenomenon

The 100th thread was last November, the 127th thread was the first one in the second half of 2017. We'll easily clear 50 threads in this half year.


 No.166854

>tfw home alone 2 Lost in New York


 No.166855

>>166853

Although if I remember correctly we only hit 20 in March last year, meaning there was a solid 80 threads in 8 months or so there.

I kind of feel like those were higher quality threads though


 No.166856

File: 412b412005d26bd⋯.jpg (44.1 KB, 300x462, 50:77, home_alone_.jpg)

>>166852


 No.166857

>>166828

coming close to 48 hours. You never get anywhere if you don't start. Good luck m8


 No.166858

>>166853

>tfw you realise there have been 172 NEET threads consisting of 750 posts each

>172*750=129,000

>129,000 NEET posts


 No.166859

File: ad8779a65b13505⋯.jpg (96.49 KB, 400x566, 200:283, VpoalrOCt70.movieposter_ma….jpg)

>>166854

You're a lot smugger than the other guy


 No.166860

>>166858

130k out of 166k sounds about right

I don't even want to think about how many of them were mine


 No.166861

>>166858

The post limit used to be a lot smaller though, I remember people reeing at BO to change it


 No.166862

File: b54fe6f834b0732⋯.jpg (132.27 KB, 1200x588, 100:49, liver.jpg)

Trying something a bit different for dinner.


 No.166863

>>166861

Whaever the fuck happened to BO? Last time he was consistently around was when that fappening shit hit the fan on TV and he purged everything.


 No.166865

>>166861

Whaever the fuck happened to BO? Last time he was consistently around was when that fappening shit hit the fan on TV and he purged everything.>>166861


 No.166866

>>166864

Liver and onions.


 No.166867

>>166862

Where's the bacon?


 No.166868

>>166865

Heroin, job, gf. In that order, I think.


 No.166869

>>166863

>>166865

He got a gf and left his dominos job, so he was too good for us


 No.166871

>>166866

Coat the sliced liver in flour, fry it a bit.

cook some bacon and onoins.

cook it with some Maggi gravy boom.

Lamb fry bacon.


 No.166872

>>166868

first you get hooked on drugs, then you get affirmative action hire as a junkie, then you get the women who can't resist rich drug addicts


 No.166873

>>166839

Naughty NEETs will be burning Santa's coal.


 No.166874

>>166868

>>166869

Then who holds the Excalibur now?


 No.166875

>>166874

>Excalibur

what an excellent penis name


 No.166876

File: f8d5c34ce64a71f⋯.jpg (2.14 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20171207_171850.jpg)

Thinkin bout durries


 No.166877

File: 054fbf580a61a20⋯.png (30.75 KB, 854x473, 854:473, pool.PNG)

da fuck ?


 No.166878

>>166876

I'm thinking about rape


 No.166879

>>166877

The people who disagreed with me were clearly non-whites, so their "votes" don't count.


 No.166880

>>166876

did you try to slice yourself with crayon or something in frustration.

Stay strong tho. We'll make it. I think now there's 3 of us here now.


 No.166881

>>166876

did you try to slice yourself with crayon or something in frustration.

Stay strong tho. We'll make it. I think now there's 3 of us here now.


 No.166882

>>166880

>>166881

Firefox is spazzing out.


 No.166883

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.166884

>>166876

Thinking about poojeeta?


 No.166885

>>166867

The liver is frying with the onions. I do not know if I am going to be able to eat it. It kind of horrified me preparing it. I have no appetite at all for it.


 No.166886


 No.166887

another day in paradise neetos


 No.166888

>>166885

Then for god's sake stop and give that liver back to the poor lamb. He's probably feeling quite ill without it.


 No.166889

File: c19a1dba9d9110a⋯.jpg (10.31 KB, 180x430, 18:43, c19a1dba9d9110ae999648a5ae….jpg)


 No.166890

File: af863a074346385⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.89 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, bda75e985e74a934504e6da40d….jpg)

>>166889

Nofro NK is worst NK


 No.166891

>>166889

Perfect NEET posture


 No.166892

I wish i didn't screencap that pic.

Sorry neetking


 No.166893

>>166838

Don't leave because of the faggots. They will always be here, just filter their posts.


 No.166894

>>166892

It's not like the rest of us are dumb enough to not know how mate

Besides he was asking for it


 No.166895

Seems like the poofter bill went through just now


 No.166897

>>166895

Time to bet on the first neet to get gay married

Fagneet is not an acceptable answer


 No.166898


 No.166899

>>166898

Virgin or Vapor?


 No.166900

File: 85a5271046b10e6⋯.jpg (142.63 KB, 1280x725, 256:145, waifu.jpg)

>>166895

Does this mean society is finally ready for me to marry my holographic waifu?


 No.166901

File: 315301f4a20fcc1⋯.webm (11.4 MB, 1024x549, 1024:549, 315301f4a20fcc1b3eeabb3c9….webm)

>>166900

Don't let your dreams die, neet


 No.166902

Just ate a mango now I've got little bits of it stuck between my teeth.


 No.166903

>>166902

I ate a mango before but I ate it better than you


 No.166904

>>166902

Should have put it in a blender and made a drink


 No.166905

>>166903

My mistake was getting too close to the seed.


 No.166906

File: c59b3fb91430b97⋯.jpg (2.15 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20171207_152400_HDR.jpg)

It's Christmas time at the library


 No.166907

>>166906

Looks like a nice sunny day.


 No.166908

Decided to quit smoking again too, two hours and thirty two minutes in, I feel a little agitated.


 No.166909

File: 876f78c7d855b8f⋯.jpg (2.32 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1512631938914220206041.jpg)

Lots of stains on the carpet at the licensing centre


 No.166910

>>166909

Probably from where the aboriginal gladiator fights took place


 No.166911

>>166909

Are you renewing your rape licence?


 No.166912

>>166909

Probably people got bored waiting, had a fap. Be sure to make your mark there too.


 No.166913

>>166909

clearly fap stains.


 No.166914

>>166909

That looks almost exactly the same as the one in my town


 No.166915

Why and how did all these neets start smoking? It is so expensive.


 No.166916

>>166915

Back in our day youngNEET ciggies were $10 a pack


 No.166917

>>166916

That is still expensive considering a loaf of bread back then was two shillings.


 No.166918

>>166911

Yeh, needed a new photo for the news reports too


 No.166919

>>166917

It takes a dozen shillings to even get a goon bag these days. (((They))) just don't pay as well


 No.166920

>>166915

I'm an older NEET, started smoking when I was 16, so like 14 years ago, smokes used to be $4 for a pack of holidays, I quit 2 years ago but started smoking again about 3 months ago due to some unforeseen stress.

Quitting is actually pretty easy, once you get over the first week it becomes a lot easier and eventually you just forget that you ever smoked.


 No.166921

>>166920

What brand and type do you smoke?


 No.166922

>>166921

I've been smoking Winfield Blue, $28 for a 20 pack.


 No.166923

>>166922

Aren't they just a meme?


 No.166924

>>166922

Is blue the greatest power level?


 No.166925

>>166909

Taking your gf to get her learner's permit?


 No.166926

>>166919

That would make it $2.40


 No.166927

>>166923

No, they're an excellent smoke, thick, smooth and satisfying with a slight honey taste.

>>166924

Yes.


 No.166928

File: 4e502d94cc72f7c⋯.jpg (87.72 KB, 320x480, 2:3, arnie.jpg)

>>166927

I'll stick to stogies


 No.166929

File: 67980f221742879⋯.jpg (99.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, rB43bD7ld1aIUk3ufE7W.jpg)

>>166923

wini blues are the best taylors


 No.166930

>>166915

>TWENTY FIVE (25) dollars for a 20 pack of Bond Street

what the fuck is the government's problem with this tax shit


 No.166931

>>166925

Yeh she just turned 16


 No.166932


 No.166933

File: 79f68fddd4455fc⋯.jpg (17.38 KB, 193x245, 193:245, 1444498683740.jpg)


 No.166934

File: 6c94f5d1cee900d⋯.jpg (10.07 KB, 211x239, 211:239, 1506332255201.jpg)


 No.166936

>>166935

A lot of NEETs are slow starters. NEETking is actually doing really well at the moment. I have been very impressed by him.


 No.166937

>>166935

No need to drive when you don't go outside


 No.166938

File: 32e101faa6aef99⋯.jpg (423.4 KB, 2349x2373, 783:791, DCx8x.jpg)

>>166791

>Abo porn is the best porn

Thats just horrifying.

>>166924

>Is blue the greatest power level?

Winnie Blues are like a Jedis lightsaber.

Listening to this Flat Earth retard podcast. It all sounds cool, but I'm not buying it,

The Moon Landing on the other hand was a big piece of bullshit.

Pic related - Lander on moon. Cardboard, curtain rods, gold foil and sticky tape. Legit as fuck


 No.166939

>tfw didn't do any of the things I planned on doing today

Ah well, I helped my neet thread posting average so it's not a real loss


 No.166940

>>166939

There's always tommorow


 No.166941

File: 26fa68c5bdae3e2⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20171207_163946.jpg)

Just gave the rape mobile a clean


 No.166942

>>166935

>31 still on green p's

Only two months until I can get my big boy licence and drive big boy cars and bikes.


 No.166943

>>166941

Looking good, I learned to drive on a TS Astra, the fact that theres still a lot on the road today is testament to their German build quality.


 No.166944

>hate driving

>always catch the bus and train whenever I can

what did I mean by this?


 No.166945

>>166944

Only soyboys and bugmen use public transport.


 No.166946

File: 7758326b3822534⋯.jpg (137.79 KB, 905x1200, 181:240, 1479793421001.jpg)

>>166900

Considering how frightened the feminists are getting about men preferring 2D over 3D, they'll end up banning VR, gynoids and holograms altogether

>>166938

>Cardboard, curtain rods, gold foil and sticky tape

That's all you need in an atmosphere lacking low-gravity environment.

It's like saying an aeroplane can't fly because it is made out of spars of aluminium instead of a thick metal pressure hull like a submarine.

If the US was going to fake the trips to the Moon, they'd also make a narrative where they didn't have to rely on German scientists like Von Braun and Oberth to get it done.


 No.166947

File: c414b8e75ddc710⋯.jpg (2.65 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15126370095781131447228.jpg)

Going back to the daybreak goon tonight, had to go to liquorland because dans don't have cold goons


 No.166948

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, discount dan.jpeg)

>>166947

Traitor.


 No.166949

>>166947

Dan will not be pleased.


 No.166950

File: 16c51ec610b5e68⋯.jpg (28.9 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>166946

>Von Braun

Ok, but Von Braun was the one who calculated in the 50s that the astronauts would need 6 feet of shielding in order to survive the deadly Van Allen radiation belt. Which is motherfucking huge and donut shaped. Just not buying that VonBraun changed his mind so that his new calculations showed the astronauts only needed half an inch of shielding.. Nasa claimed that the astros went through a less dense part of the radiation belt or some wacky bullshit like that.


 No.166951

File: a15aeee9d2942bc⋯.jpg (40.48 KB, 493x624, 493:624, CW99MsUVAAAIj3s.jpg)

>>166937

>not driving indoors

And just how am I meant to get between the PC and the kitchen eh? To make that journey on foot would exhausting.


 No.166952

File: 77d4a50a87bc35c⋯.png (39.09 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1497532926934.png)

>tfw spending my grogbux on bills


 No.166953

File: 13c554a81d5ec71⋯.jpg (3.57 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 1.jpg)

File: 4266e9973138274⋯.jpg (4.12 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, 2.jpg)

Dinner under tenner

Pork chops from woolies $7 (some oil and herbs)

potatoes and veggies with gravie.

Cheap and "healthy" option. Save them bux.


 No.166954

>>166939

Hmmm, achievements today, almost as planned:

[X] quest for quints - tried, but some bastard beat me to it and doomed us all

[X] gym at least once.

[X] watched a movie

[ ] clean up around here - there's still time


 No.166955

>>166953

Every time I cook pork chops they always end up dry and nasty.


 No.166956

>>166885

how did your liver and onion turn out?


 No.166957

>>166954

Failing to get quints is not an achievement neet


 No.166959

>>166958

Bit gay mate


 No.166960

File: 6c6f13b8ba8d6d2⋯.png (841.2 KB, 1203x1447, 1203:1447, 1468025299535.png)

>>166951

>ifunny


 No.166961

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no white australia policy

politicians used to be so sensible


 No.166962

>>166961

WAP is idolised too much, it didnt kick anyone out, it allowed any old euro cunt to get in and while it was in place the gooks formed Melbournian ghettos and bred like rabbits.


 No.166964

>>166958

Nah not really that fat, I make up for all the booze and bad food by jogging


 No.166965

>>166963

Bullying neets of size is not okay Chad


 No.166966

File: 161712868e202ea⋯.jpg (2.56 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20171207_203717.jpg)

Think I'll head to gookmart when I knock off, been a bad neet this week with my drinking.


 No.166967

>>166955

just pull them out slightly before cooked. And, rest. Residual heat cooks the rest and stays juicy.


 No.166968

>>166962

It was a hell of a lot better than what we have now.


 No.166969

>>166963

dont bully full form neet


 No.166970

>>166957

trying is.


 No.166971

>>166970

My now useless penis does not agree mate. You've doomed us all


 No.166972

>>166953

Looks delicious m8. Nice job.


 No.166973

>>166954

Which movie did you watch?


 No.166974

>>166956

I put it all in the bin. I didn't even taste it. Just the smell made me feel ill.


 No.166975

>>166971

that's because you're not on the poojeeta aphrodisiac diet, cancels the effects of the quints.


 No.166976

>>166975

Don't try to insult me by using big words you cunt


 No.166977

>>166962

I have told you before there were only ever Chink men here. There were literally almost no Chink women. You disgusting gook.


 No.166978

>>166972

thank you. It was delicious. Trying to better myself. 48 hrs no durry. 4 days off grog.


 No.166979

File: 7b09f62edf9594a⋯.png (760.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_2017-12-05-15-2….png)

>>166978

Fuck off cuz congress, this is a dans man neighbourhood


 No.166980

>>166974

May be one day I'll day a cook post of Lamb fry bacon. It's basically lamb liver and bacon but the oldies loves it for some reason.


 No.166981

>>166971

made me fear as well. However I managed to fap for August Ames. RIP


 No.166982

Back to the grindstone cunts


 No.166983

The thing about Erectile Dysfunction, my dear NEETs, is that it is fundamentally a disorder of the mind. It usually has no physical cause.

The quints have planted a seed in your minds. It will take a little while for it to grow. But the beauty of it is that you will all eventually give yourself the Erectile Dysfunction just from having seen the quints.


 No.166984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.166985

File: 096a1b4cc57e9a4⋯.jpeg (8.28 KB, 300x168, 25:14, index.jpeg)

>>166973

Tombstone (1993) - supposedly a realistic re-enactment of the gunfight at the ok corral


 No.166986

>>166985

I didn't like it when I first saw it. It moved too slow for me. I think I liked it better when I was a bit older and watched it again. That was a long time ago now though and I don't really remember. I should give it another watch soon. No spoilers please.


 No.166987

Good night NEETs. Need some NEETsleep.


 No.166988

>>166983

No, it's a disorder of the dick. Fortunately, I have two penises.


 No.166989

>>166987

Good night, god bless.


 No.166990

>>166987

Nighty night.


 No.166991

>>166985

I used to want to name (if i had one) my son Wyatt


 No.166992

>>166991

I'm going to name one of my penises Wyatt. Not sure if I should call the other one Virgil or Morgan.


 No.166993

>>166987

You're gonna miss the last episode of Struggle Street


 No.166994

>>166993

I can't bring myself to watch that show, its far too depressing.


 No.166995

>>166993

spoiler - it'll just be aborigines throwing rocks down at cars on the freeway from an overpass and being disorderly at Dan Murphy's


 No.166996

File: d1e60278b3e54ea⋯.jpg (26.58 KB, 414x508, 207:254, 1420042790643.jpg)

>>166993

Why watch it when we live it every day?


 No.166997

>>166981

I only recently got into her, and was surprised to hear she was 23 for I assumed she was about 10 years older. What scene did you watch btw?


 No.166998

File: 1815e67ded10e38⋯.jpg (194.34 KB, 781x808, 781:808, 181.jpg)

>>166996

>tfw

I believe this is the future that awaits most NEETs, no matter how ascetic we strive to be, eventually we will fall from NEETdom and into Bogandom.


 No.166999

>>166746

One moderately-sized step at a time m8, though if it was my own place I'd be doing all that shit myself (or at least trying)


 No.167000

>>166998

No, we have too much guilt to become bogans. Bogans are shameless. They are lucky. they do not torture themselves with neurotic thoughts. they are freer than we are in many ways. We can never be like that.

Maybe some of us can. That big oaf monkmodeNEET and maybe a couple of others. But Cheesecake NEET and the rest of us could never live the bogan lifestyle. We are too neurotic.


 No.167001

>>166999

I want to learn to be more handy but I haven't had the courage to go to the hardware store. I can barely drive my car these days. Too much anxiety.


 No.167002

File: f8e775c35be9ae8⋯.jpg (23.07 KB, 372x248, 3:2, FXJ151993.jpg)

>>167000

You lose your guilt by sniffing


 No.167003

Enjoying a nice glass of milk neetos

It's a nice reminder that not all pleasures need be degenerate


 No.167004

>>167003

I can only enjoy drinking plain milk if I am really thirsty.


 No.167005

>>166993

Do I need to watch the first season before the second?


 No.167006

>>167003

Full cream? One time I had skim and it felt like it was maccas where they water down the drinks.


 No.167007

>>167006

Yeah skim milk is absolute shit. Mummybot always drinks it so I do occasionally have it in coffee (mainly when going to the shop seems like a little too much effort), but never on its own


 No.167008

>>167005

They are in different communities. I was disappointed that they did help them with money like the first season. That's where we got all that cone smoking scenes with additional funds. I was also disgusted that no NEETs were on the show. They could have at least knocked on the door of one NEET who would have told mummybot to tell them to go away.


 No.167009

>>166755

Did you get anything? I picked up 2 quarter pounders today for only $6. It was a special offer through the Maccas app.


 No.167010

>>167008

We need to get our rape inclined buddy onto one of those shows


 No.167011

>>167010

Exactly m8, a cheaky wink to every camera crew would go down nice with the audience. Who will see a lovely nice man, always offering the camera crew a prepared drink after work ;-)


 No.167012

>>167011

The female population can't resist those jeans and that shiny Astra


 No.167013

>>167012

Everyone woman goes mad when they see him. Slowly revving his car from a distance as it rolls forward towards them and occasionally stalling. Absolutely obsessed that they tell the cops about it.


 No.167014

>>166998

I'm far too autistic to ever make it as a bogan. They're like different species, never interbreeding.


 No.167015

>>166890

Dafuq is this feral-looking hambeast?


 No.167016

>tfw no wife


 No.167017

>>167015

Tendies are not made from ham you retard


 No.167018

just how strong really was Piccolo at the start of DBZ? his base powerlevel was only something like 140, yet he managed to destroy the moon in a single blow with zero prep time while on earth. Who knows how strong his special beam cannon was? He could have probably taken down at least Vegeta


 No.167019

>>167016

Yeah, well, you can thank this faggot:

>>166666

We'll have to wait more than 10,000 posts before we get a chance to undo the quint curse.


 No.167020

>>166998

you make that sound like a bad thing


 No.167021

>>167018

Not strong enough to stop you being a weeb loser, obviously


 No.167022

>>167020

But I don't want to holiday in bali and keep a commodore museum on my front lawn


 No.167023

>>167013

>it rolls forward towards them and occasionally stalling.

It is an automatic isn't it?


 No.167024

>>167021

anime is the endgame of NEETdom


 No.167025

>>167023

That's what happens when he presses the magic S button


 No.167026

>>167018

he killed radditz and goku at once without trying

he always reminded me of the black guy in the gang


 No.167027

>>167024

anime is fucking shit


 No.167028

File: bd6b691ef85765c⋯.jpg (106.19 KB, 735x763, 105:109, i-beat-anorexia-fat-man-ts….jpg)

>>167009

>only 2 quarter pounders

admit it, you're not proper neet size


 No.167029

>>167027

That's why it's perfect for us


 No.167030

>>167027

take it back fgt


 No.167031

>>167029

I get why you do it though, we all need to obsess about something because our lives are empty. I obsess about music, some of you obsess about computer shit and then theres you weeboos with your cartoons.


 No.167032

I wonder what happened to NZneet


 No.167033


 No.167034

>>167031

Yeah that's pretty much exactly why I got very into watching anime. There was a hole in my time that I tried to fill with this and that but nothing ever stuck. Gook toons are consistent in episode counts and consistent in seasons. Makes it easier to keep at it.

It's not a great "hobby", but the alternative is getting drunk and laying in bed all day


 No.167035

>>167033

He used to post a lot and then he didn't post. I kind of liked the bloke too


 No.167036

>>167032

probably raped by sea-niggers


 No.167037

File: 69d920adffdef1f⋯.jpg (11.46 KB, 220x320, 11:16, alfred_deakin_notebooking_….jpg)

>"Japan is justified in resenting any unnecessarily offensive legislation on the part of another nation, just as we might object to being classed with the peoples of the Pacific Islands, as if the Polynesian residents of those islands and ourselves were on the same plane. When it becomes necessary for us to exclude people like the Japanese it is reasonable that we should exclude them in the most considerate manner possible, and without conveying any idea that we have confused them with the many uneducated races of Asia and untutored savages who visit our shores" – Alfred Deakin, 1901

Why are the Japanese so much better than the chinks and other asians? Even a century ago, long before Dragonball Z was available subbed, people recognised this.


 No.167038

>>167037

Chinks are brainlets and Koreans are weird looking. Japan were the Chads of Asia


 No.167039

>>167037

>sophisticated and appealing warrior culture

>life affirming metaphysical structure

>obviously intelligent and technologically capable

>hate Chinese

>worthy wartime opponents


 No.167040

>>166953

Good presentation m8, that looks like a solid meal. I did some cooking too earlier, a sort-of Ceaser's salad. Been eating so much junk lately it felt really nice to eat something so 'clean'.


 No.167041

>>167037

westaboos

>wanted to impress disney senpai

>create anime

>wanted to impress ford senpai

>create the 240z

>wanted to impress calder senpai

>created an even more overpriced whisky


 No.167042

File: 7a60751970d4aa0⋯.jpeg (11.79 KB, 300x300, 1:1, images (13).jpeg)

HJs are taking the piss with their Angus cheese burger. It was fucking shit. So dissapointed. Like a slightly larger quarter pounder but none of that disgustingly good cheeseburger taste. So bland.


 No.167043

KFC needs to remove the bones from all of their servings of chicken. Until then they can fuck off


 No.167044

>>167042

Buy some beef and some rolls mate, don't eat shit food

Even if you cook it poorly while shitposting it's still better than a fast food "burger"


 No.167045

>>167042

hungry jacks is fucking shit now and has been for years, what's the deal? they used to be way better than mcdonalds


 No.167046

>>166974

I went through something similar when I first tried a chook liver and onion dish. I think if you're going to try an obscure organ for the first time, maybe just a little bit. The chook liver was much more palatable when I mixed it with pork mince to make a Vietnamese sanga.


 No.167047

>>167046

Have you tried beef kidneys?


 No.167048

>>167003

It is if it's soy

>>167028

No, I'm a confirmed manlet. I ate half of one before making a salad for my dinner.


 No.167049

>>167047

Not him but i used to have it all he time as a kid. The taste isn't that bad but i hate the texture of it.

I just redid the captcha for the third time today, does that happen to any of you too?


 No.167050

>>167047

No. I'd like to try some sort of animal brain though. Might make me smarter…


 No.167051

>>167050

If you find a decent recipe for lambs fry that's good.

Mix in some bacon and much it up on toast with Worcestershire sauce. Yum.


 No.167052

File: f7b91403fe94def⋯.jpg (9.79 KB, 200x283, 200:283, al_grassby_narrowweb__200x….jpg)

From wikipedia

>Albert Jaime Grassby, AM (12 July 1926 – 23 April 2005) was an Australian politician who served as Minister for Immigration in the Labor Whitlam Government…and is often known as the father of Australian "multiculturalism"

Hold onto your REEEEEE's for a moment, it gets better:

>Giafranco Tizzoni, a Mafia supergrass, identified Grassby as being at the "beck and call" of the Calabrian Mafia for at least 40 years. According to the National Crime Authority, the Mafia funded Grassby's election campaigns.

The absolute fucking state of this fucking country


 No.167053

>Please enter your 6-digit PIN or say, "I don't have one"

>I don't have one

>Thank you for calling, have a nice day

>click

Gotta love Cenno's "self-service"


 No.167054

>>167052

My Grandfather used to grow for the Trimboli's, (they were a big family mixed in with them) my uncle also molested his daughter.

He didnt get killed so that sort of says how close my grandfather was to them. My uncle was only 14 or something at the time though so it's not as bad i guess, i think she was 7.

He later caved a kids head in when he was 16 with a brick for no reason and spent 15 years in juvi and jail.


 No.167055

Good Night.


 No.167056

>>167054

What the fuck, neet


 No.167057

The gooklady wasnt at gookmart tonight, instead they had this awkward white neet-looking cunt

I apologise for my curry posting earlier, it wont happen again.


 No.167058

>>167057

Don't call me awkward cunt


 No.167059

>>167057

What did you get?

All is forgiven


 No.167060

File: ff381129d382759⋯.jpg (102.11 KB, 735x660, 49:44, 1486281367317.jpg)

>tfw no comfy middle class family life with a cute white wife


 No.167061

>>167059

6 pack of furphy


 No.167062

>>167057

>it wont happen again

Until fast-forward a few hours later tonight when you're loaded and spam-posting pojeetians' filthy curry-cunts


 No.167063

File: 76491f0279d1206⋯.jpg (108.72 KB, 1017x732, 339:244, canning-vale.jpg)

Did they finally push rapeneet too far, or was someone just really pissed off to find out the sundae machine was out of order again?


 No.167064

>>167062

I didn't realise everyone here was such a racist BOGAN!


 No.167065


 No.167066

>>167065

Thats so hot


 No.167067

File: e4a2e776f47e533⋯.jpg (33.11 KB, 400x398, 200:199, 6908971.jpg)

>>167064

How many seconds ago did you join /aus/?


 No.167068

>>167065

>Anyone with dashcam footage is advised to stop fapping and hand it over to police

NK is an old cunt though, although I'm not implying he's OldNEET for that would cause a shitposting stir-fry


 No.167069

>>167068

He does have that youthful physique though


 No.167070

57.5 hours without a ciggie, hows everyone else coping?


 No.167071

>>167061

Why did your last indian gf leave you ?


 No.167072

>>167070

I fucked up


 No.167073

>>167071

I took the semester off uni because I was way behind, 3rd time I've done that. I was drinking too much and more concerned with being a shitposting neet than caring about her.

She was also living in America so theres that


 No.167074

>>167072

bad neet


 No.167075

File: ac535a86e0c8052⋯.webm (3.72 MB, 640x360, 16:9, anime in a nutshell.webm)

>>167034

>the alternative is getting drunk and laying in bed all day

anime makes that look fun too


 No.167076

>>167074

>>167074

Doubt I'll ever get my act together.


 No.167077

>>167073

Did it fuck your shit up?


 No.167078

>>167076

All you can do is keep trying and probably keep failing. Not any alternatives in life

>>167075

Unfortunately reading subtitles on the goon is a bit too much of a challenge


 No.167079

>>167077

We had "broken up" before that, but I convinced her to take me back once things cooled down, told her how I'd change, etc. But I couldn't do the distance anymore, and didn't change. Now once I get my shit together I'm gonna sweep her off her feet and get married, move to Cairns and live happily ever after.

That was my original motivation behind quitting the piss and stuff, but its since became primary for myself, as I slowly start to consider alternate paths for my future without her.


 No.167080

>>167079

Get fat and fap to hentai all day, works for me


 No.167081

File: 4d57b3db657ff0b⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1709x925, 1709:925, August Ames post-death fap.png)

Not sure which to watch


 No.167082

>>167080

stop stealing my lifestyle mate


 No.167083

>>167081

Watch that pornstar who necked herself


 No.167084

>>167081

shes fuck ugly anyway

I'd go the cumshot compilation, a quick and easy wank


 No.167085

>>167070

I've been trying to find the untouched pack of darts I drunkenly bought a few weeks ago just to piss you off with pics but I can't find them ffs. Need to un-clutter my shit


 No.167086

>>167085

God is on my side

1 neet down, 2 neets left fighting the nicotine demon


 No.167087

File: 3373df2640f69a8⋯.jpg (119.69 KB, 1011x588, 337:196, neet-pan.JPG)

>>166480

My neetburgers are done in this.. Bought it for $2.

Spray the pan, drop in bacon, egg, pepper, maybe onion; cook; ends up burger-shaped and goes on the bread..


 No.167088

>>167084

Ha, I'm downloading one now. The length is 20 minutes though I'll only need about 5-8 minutes. The alcohol makes me last longer than usual


 No.167089

>>167087

Not much of a burger though, unless it's for breakfast


 No.167090

>>167087

That looks like a kids pan


 No.167091

>>167087

Mate, just buy a $2 plastic patty squisher thing, then you can cook em all at once


 No.167092

File: cb9caa0fa9257b3⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15126529351181525832639.jpg)

Went for a 7km jog and just starting on the daybreak goon, watching struggle street but it's not as good as the last season


 No.167093

>>167092

I was mostly interesed in seeing that Micheel bogan tbh, he had more charisma than the rest.

>tfw a teethless bogan has more charisma than you


 No.167094

>>167092

fucken poor people


 No.167095

Can you watch struggle street for free on SBS?


 No.167096

>>167095

The second season yeah

Some cunt put it on youtube though, which is nicer than the sbs player and doesn't make you sign in


 No.167097

>>167096

Yeah I'm watching it now, the first 5 minutes is about some abo chick housing 6 degenerate runaway children and thinking she deserves the free house because her ancestors lived in brisbane or something. this is gonna be great


 No.167098

>>167096

>>167095

I'm watching it on YouTube atm


 No.167099

>>167098

So am I

Should probably be going to bed instead, but fuck it I might just give up and become a drongo like these cunts


 No.167100

File: 027798d34950427⋯.jpg (2.03 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15126542629051790588144.jpg)

Does anyone else think this boong looks like that boong who lived in the Bush and made slingshots in the last season? They could be related


 No.167101

>>167100

They are cousins


 No.167102

Went for a nice night time drive


 No.167103

>>167102

Do any sick drifting?


 No.167104

>>167103

i have a front wheel drive


 No.167105

>>167104

Drift in reverse


 No.167106

>>167104

I did my first handbrakeys in a carpark while it was raining tonight. Was kinda fun tbh


 No.167107

Just had a nice tribute fap to August Ames, and now I can finally move on. Now it's time for a feed then a movie before bed.


 No.167108

Why do all these Maori cunts come to Australia? Whats so bad about NZ?


 No.167109

Hopefully I won't get woken up at 2am by the same cockroach that crawled all over me yesterday or should I say this morning


 No.167110

>>167108

Maori women


 No.167111

>>167108

A lot of them in WA work (or worked) in mining, so maybe it's just a jobs thing. Can't imagine there's much like that in NZ


 No.167112

File: 52b3d308cc89f9f⋯.jpeg (29.15 KB, 487x302, 487:302, images (22).jpeg)

>>167106

Your gonna do some hard time for that cunt


 No.167113

tfw no cop gf


 No.167114

>>167109

Maybe you should clean your house i bought some mortein outdoor spray last week and it's the biggest load of shit, the liquid barely goes into the sprayer took me an hour to get it to work


 No.167115

>>167112

>>167113

Speaking of pigs when I was renewing my license today I got a free license for a year for no traffic offenses even thou I got caught using a mobile while driving doing my delivery job, I told the lady at the desk about it and she checked her computer and said it's not on their system so she processed it anyway for me


 No.167116

>>167115

You absolute mong

why would you say that


 No.167117

>>167116

Say what


 No.167118

File: 11b6a06b390c74f⋯.png (192.56 KB, 402x402, 1:1, 217.png)


 No.167119

Now I can marry my partner


 No.167120

good night ya boongs


 No.167121

>>167042

I've always thought HJ's tasted better than Maccas. I theorize that Maccas have developed some new technology which sucks the flavor out of everything they make, even the 'fresh' vegetables. I've never been disappointed with hungry jacks. Haven't tried the angus burger, but I have had the grill masters and they are 10/10

>>167045

>hungry jacks is fucking shit now and has been for years, what's the deal? they used to be way better than mcdonalds

nah, the last time maccas was good was 12 years ago. Since then they have been lacking innovation, I tried one of maccas gourmet burgers and it had no flavor, while the grill masters from hungry jews tasted good, it has to be hot though


 No.167122

>>167112

Surprised the VX still has its fuel cap.


 No.167123

Just had a deep pan supreme and a choc shake


 No.167124

>>167092

What size is the monitor?


 No.167127

>>167119

Congrats John


 No.167128

just threw up my lungs, my dad thought it was a good idea to give me months old freezer steak, rare, without telling me where he got it

I don't deserve this


 No.167129

>>167124

Not sure, it was a hundred bux at Harvey normie.


 No.167130

haven't gone to the normie barber in 16 months


 No.167131

File: 60b4937ec925c96⋯.jpg (337.66 KB, 578x818, 289:409, 60b4937ec925c96641522d2b9c….jpg)

>>167128

>months old freezer steak, rare

And you ate it because?


 No.167132

Lazy no good neets, get out of bed!


 No.167133

File: 72606710a0cbd0c⋯.jpg (29.26 KB, 350x302, 175:151, wagon-wheels.jpg)

Morning neets. We start today by pondering one of the Big Questions of life. Wagons Wheels - are they a proper biscuit, or some other form of confectionery?


 No.167134

File: c354899b7f81489⋯.jpg (51.77 KB, 853x960, 853:960, 1415622680327-1.jpg)

>>167133

Good morning. I'm not answering your normie-tier question. Seems like something my old group of lame normie friends would talk about and think was funny.


 No.167135

>>166997

She's not that good put had to pay "respect".

>What scene?

the one she gets all oiled up and naughty schoolgirl


 No.167136

G'day Neets.

Gonna be a good one today.


 No.167137

File: 2e9946cce7f12ba⋯.jpg (29.6 KB, 511x428, 511:428, 9be93b57beb1f865b2fb0c8b77….jpg)

>>167136

Hello. Why are you so optimistic about today?


 No.167138

Morning Eastern cunts, I'm up at your time today


 No.167139

>>167138

Going to be hot in the west the next few days.


 No.167140

>>167056

Yeah, pretty wacky shit


 No.167141

>>167139

I have shit to do today but I'll be spending the weekend in front of muh aircon


 No.167142

>>167057

Don't apologise, that's basically admitting you did something wrong when none of those cunts would bat an eyelid if it was a blonde slut.


 No.167143

>>167142

I always loudly dissent at any pornographic images posted unspoilered on the NEET General.


 No.167144

File: 82302ddf7b4872b⋯.jpg (15.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 82302ddf7b4872b1c876691516….jpg)


 No.167145

>>167067

Our nungah cuz's are the realest NEETs in all of Aus, all of us are ashamed to be NEETs and lose our cool in public.

They fucking NEET it up in public everyday. Wish i could go and lay in the sun at the park with my goony and feel no embarrassment.


 No.167146

File: 4ade6d16b9fdb5d⋯.png (126.92 KB, 380x400, 19:20, 1470539363807.png)

>>167144

I make exception for Pepe.


 No.167147

>>167075

I dont understand any of that and what was the white thing at the end.

Anime is fucking shit.


 No.167148

>>167081

Fucking hypocrites, the lot of you.


 No.167149

>>167147

nah man, kekkai sensen is great


 No.167150

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167086

I'm on the nicabatemints, does that mean i'm down, fighting or in cahoots with the nicatine demon?


 No.167151

>>167087

I have one of them but couldn't work out what it was for, it's too small to fit the spatula under an egg


 No.167152

>>167092

Was that because of the meanNEETs saying you wont be able to fit in your jeans?


 No.167153

>>167121

I used to get the tendercrisp with extra bacon and angry onions on the burger, that's good but i found a more cost effective feed.

Go through the drive through and say you have a voucher for two small whopper meals. $10 mate, pretty good, you can pay extra for cheese and iced coffee and shit.


 No.167154

>>167130

Buying clippers was a great move, I haven't been for about the same amount of time.

I miss the hairdressers tits on my shoulder though.


 No.167155

>>167134

That's why i didn't respond to him last night.

I cant into that humour.


 No.167156

>>167154

Clippers are no good unless you have someone else to help you. You need someone to be able to clean up the hair on your neck and make things neat and tidy.


 No.167157

>>167156

So? I cant see the back of my neck


 No.167158

File: 02f7edc85a33c23⋯.jpg (12.81 KB, 174x177, 58:59, 1487460609028.jpg)

Waiting for the handyman again to finish off my guttering.


 No.167159

File: aa212dd3226a335⋯.png (50.62 KB, 471x428, 471:428, Untitled.png)

Going for a NEETcruise today, I have a rough plan, it's about 400k's. I never go the way i have planned though.

The idea is he map, sort of. I like to take the dirt roads to avoid cunts.

The other plan is to go up to Laura (the red circle) but i dont know about that, it's a bit far to be taking the off roads but it is nice looking country.

I'll try to remember to take some pics but I dont stop all that often.

It's getting difficult to find places i haven't driven too. I've been on every road on that map and most of the dirt ones, I do this most weeks.


 No.167160

>>167159

Is the bank vault still standing at Snowtown?


 No.167161

>>167160

I think someone lives there now.

My great uncle or second cousin or something (Dad's cousins husband) was the staff sergeant on that case, he quit as soon as it was over.

He's never talked about it to me though.


 No.167162

>>167161

>the staff sergeant

This doesn't sound like a police rank.


 No.167163

File: 509098a31877e88⋯.jpg (21.64 KB, 340x227, 340:227, 604710-3x2-340x227.jpg)

File: 897d86a2ef43e01⋯.jpg (36.63 KB, 650x366, 325:183, fd457a290ae74daba4b7119b0c….jpg)

>>167160

Just looked it up, i think the vault is gone and the bank is a house.


 No.167164

>>167162

Maybe it was just sergeant, i dunno really. He was one of the head cunts for SA at the time.

Now he is typical boomer-ing. Drives around with his wife in a motorhome and goes on wine tours.


 No.167165

>>167163

You'd have to be real weirdos to want to live there.


 No.167166

>>167092

>>167092

>7km jog

Turn it up mate


 No.167167

>>167165

Yeah, that's what i was thinking too.


 No.167169

>>167133

morning, it's a tart

>>167136

morning

>>167138

morning


 No.167170

I like hungry jacks because it's so cheap compared to kfc and shit, you can get a big neet meal for just $17 or so. I failed 7 capthas before I could make this post wtf


 No.167171

>>167159

What do you drive m8?


 No.167172

Handyman told me he was coming "bright and early" this morning but he still isn't here.


 No.167173

so groggy this morning dunno why

Feeling good about no darts


 No.167175

>>167115

>I got a free license

bollocks


 No.167176

>>167168

You're 16 seconds late, unless you're a WA fag


 No.167177

>>167170

I though you'd mention their "stunner meals" after you said they're "so cheap", but $17 for one meal is not.


 No.167178

>>167176

most of us are around perth


 No.167179

>>167174

He has just arrived. I would never have called him. Not enough confidence.


 No.167180


 No.167181

Really can't be fucked with the self-improvement today


 No.167182

File: 64619267801f89c⋯.jpg (83.9 KB, 1024x630, 512:315, frens.jpg)

>>167181

iktf, stay strong anon


 No.167183

File: 6f1e55a9a993fe3⋯.jpg (149.27 KB, 1920x1079, 1920:1079, 1278073629112.jpg)

>>167181

Then today is a day where it is most important that you force yourself to do it m8. No-one said it was going to be easy.


 No.167184

Goon before nooon, is there any better feeling as a NEET? I honestly don't know how you sober cunts can do it tbh.


 No.167185

>>167184

Goon before noon gets you the poon


 No.167186

>>167185

All I know is I'll be vomiting soon


 No.167187

File: d79fb279616a553⋯.jpeg (2.36 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, 5cd64bc4-d3a2-4e1d-b4d2-b….jpeg)

At neet daycare


 No.167188

>>167187

Have you got a lot on your shoulders anon?


 No.167189

>>167188

Just my neet woes


 No.167190

File: 584124b8c8d7544⋯.jpg (30.9 KB, 320x286, 160:143, pepemusic.jpg)

>>167189

Same, what's got you down?


 No.167191

A NEET's shoulders must be strong to bear his many burdens.


 No.167192

File: 0734166d3464779⋯.png (42.25 KB, 882x541, 882:541, Wasteland of Australia tbh.png)

Perthians out of control once again


 No.167193

>>167192

>two groups of youths


 No.167194

Abos or Africans?


 No.167196

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>167195

>no where to be

You want to pop in for some great specials and talk about it to one our friendly cashiers?


 No.167198

File: 52b5b6a2a4c01ca⋯.jpg (31.16 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 35e7206d0816991ad7c132cb7e….jpg)

>>167197

Dan's sorry, he is only following the law:

>As a part of our commitment to the responsible service of alcohol, we enforce the checking of proof of age identification. We take the responsible service of alcohol very seriously and want to make absolutely sure that we only sell alcohol to people of the proper legal age (18+). To be on the safe side I.D. is required if you look under 25 and this is enforced both in our retail stores and for home deliveries. Please don't take offence if we ask you for I.D. Think of it more as a compliment because you look under 25.


 No.167199

>>167198

It's the same at Liquorland, ID 25


 No.167201

>>167200

This would never happen at gookmart


 No.167202

File: 6a464d347532c06⋯.png (21.88 KB, 849x397, 849:397, Self Service BS.png)

>Call Cenno's self-service line to register for phone access and to get a PIN which the website clearly states you can do

>Robot asks for a PIN before anything can be done

>But don't have one

>"Thanks for calling, have a nice day"

Very angry today m8s


 No.167203

>>167200

IKTF

>>167201

Because gooks have limited vision


 No.167204

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>>167200

That's why we have the lowest price guarantee to soften the blow.


 No.167205

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 No.167207

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Can't be fucked with work

At least its friday


 No.167208

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 No.167209

>>167204

first choice will beat dans by 15c


 No.167211

>tfw no one to hang out with


 No.167212

>get a call from a potential job

>looks dodgy

>really can't be fucked calling back

not having the best day NEETs, I just feel so drained having so many bad little things just pile up on top of each other


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