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 No.194859

>24 yo virgin

>go to brothel to lose my virginity

>book a random girl I saw on their website

>pay girl $150

>she barely speaks English but calls me "handsome" and "husband" and says she likes me

>believe her

>she sucks my dick for about 5 minutes and then asks me to lick her pussy

>do it not realising I probably just swallowed the dried cum of 10 men

>she gets Condom and tells me to fuck her

>do it for 10 mins and feel bored the whole time

>eventually cum in Condom and it didnt even feel good

>she throws the condom in a bin at the side of her bed

>lie down and cuddle with her and she keeps asking me to stay for 2 hrs because "she likes me"

>think she means its free so I agree

>she then gets up and goes to my pants with my wallet in it and signals for me to give her money

>feel pressured so I just give her another $150

>after about half an hour of me cuddling her and her chatting on her iPhone I try to fuck her again with my limp dick but cant get hard

>tells me to stop because its too soft

>lie back down feeling like an idiot

>cuddle with her and watch her chat on her phone for rest of the time

>tells me times up after 1 and a half hours

>too shy to say I paid for 2 hrs so I just leave

>feel like I wasted $300

 No.194860

First time is always going to be trash. Don't worry about it. Take some time to recover, give it another go. Try to see a native English speaker next time. At least she'll be able to comfort you properly and pass on some whore-wisdom.

The important thing is that you've lost your virginity, you don't have that hanging over your head any more. You're building confidence for the day you have sex with someone you're not paying. It feels so much better sticking your dick inside a bitch that actually wants to fuck you.

And for fucks sake, don't eat a prozzy's cunt. You don't know what her price is to go bareback. They all have a price, they're already selling their bodies for money. You might get away with it a few times, but the odds are not in your favour.


 No.194861

>>194859

$150 for 10 minutes of sex is a huge ripoff dude. You can go on 3 dates with a girl IRL, never spending more than $40 on each date, and potentially fuck her for $120 or less. Look up Leykis 101 on YouTube.

>>194860

>You're building confidence for the day you have sex with someone you're not paying.

All men pay for sex. Stop spending money on your gf and see if she keeps fucking you.


 No.194862

>DMing cute girl, seem to get along well

>Planning to meet her IRL and fuck

>Tell her I have a small dick

>She stops talking to me


 No.194863

>>194862

Let it be a surprise.


 No.194864

Good day maayte!

dont worry about those filthy animals, you lost a lot of kudos from me kid when you decided to lick that 2bit sluts vagina!!

dont you dare do that again son otherwise Il give ya backside a right good slapping - and if you enjoy it, you are a fuckboi son and I will put you in a brothel and you can serve grizzly bears!!

facking kids of today - pussys.


 No.194865

I hope you get yourself checked for throat cancer.


 No.194866

>>194861

calm down son - All men pay for sex?

Nah just you as clearly she has you by the balls little man! you tell that slut to visit the job centre and find a job at KFC or Mc D'z ….

whats mine is mine and .. whats hers is mine - live by that motto son, never steer you wrong.


 No.194867

>>194866

You're either a shitposter from /cuteboys/ or a foreigner pretending to be British. No Anglo I know uses the term "Mc D'z".


 No.195354

>>194859

I suggest going when high, even weed works great. I went a few months ago up in the CBD with a mate after both getting high as fuck. Ended up booking the same room and fucking a girl on separate beds while cracking jokes, laughing etc..

Ended up fucking a beautiful Italian girl who was early twenties. Was sucking on her tits so hard, and kissing her and licking her all over her mouth.

She got me horny as absolute fuck, better than my girlfriend has ever done.


 No.195356

>>194859

can't be that bad, now you don't have to risk having a panic attack when you're about to fuck a girl you actually like.

sex is 100x better when you have an emotional connection. SW was probs just saying that shit to try and get you lovestruck, then kaching kaching.

any girl who's worth your time will be patient with you, just communicate what you need clearly from each other and you're g. good luck out there anon


 No.195385

>>194860

like this guy said, most people have a shitty first time. i lost mine to my first gf at age 17 and the first time we had sex it was shitty for both of us. it gets better and better, trust us m8.


 No.195386

>>195354

fucking degenerate filth.




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