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dedicated thread for pure fucking shitposting and dank aussie memes

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You what, mate?




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Aussie shitposters welcome here




invite doesn't work


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how's your internet?

what's happening with that nbn thing?

what's the future of internet in australia?

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We got internet that's better than tincan at the end of a string?!?


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>download kicks up to 400kb/s


How much does internet cost in straya?

I've got 100Mb/s for 15$



~$100AUD per month for 100Mbps, and speeds can vary significantly due to congestion.


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internet sux ass

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The housing bubble is going to burst sometime between late-2019 and 2022.

There are already signs in the market.

Prepare yourselves.



i don't get it



I dont care if it bursts or not



>Prepare yourselves.

for what?



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Time to get a house somewhere between rural & urban.

Water Tank, Solar Panels and a small garden.

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<Australian Court Orders ISPs to Block 181 ‘Pirate’ Domains, Including Subtitle Sites

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which english mp made a speech commenting on the dangers of a government putting in place infrastructure with the power to decide what information people can and can not access?



bit late to the punch


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How long do you guys think it's going to take before torrent sites just ditch normal web altogether and just host the sites on tor or i2p?

I mean I know the website blocklists can be bypassed by changing the dns but, it's only a matter of time before they actually have an effect on piracy on the normal web. I'm betting it's gonna be about 10-20 years.


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>Laws written by tech-illiterates

Easily bypassed.

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Did any of you hear about this?


We must lower immigration from over 200,000 back to 70,000: Sustainable Australia

Dick Smith has joined a political party for the first time – the federally registered Sustainable Australia – and will be helping the party register for the NSW State election.

There is great synergy between Dick Smith and Sustainable Australia, with a shared call to lower Australia’s record annual immigration intake from over 200,000 back to the long-term average of 70,000. This would have no impact on the refugee intake of around 14-20,000.

>btw not shilling the party, vote for who you like. I'd never heard of these guys before now

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the problem is that we are completely castrated in this country

-no guns (thanks howard)

-no free speech (you will get arrested and go to prison for posting 'hate speech' on social media)

-no statistics on race or ethnicity kept since 1971 (so we have no idea how many subhumans are in the country now)

until we have the ability to say hate speech and own a gun for self defense i think we're fucked, hell the vic police has sided with nigger subhuman criminals over their victims and actually said it's not the police's job to stop nigger subhuman crime (i shit you not)



>no free speech (you will get arrested and go to prison for posting 'hate speech' on social media)

Is it really that bad? I always thought our situation was sort of in between the U.S. and U.K. in that regard.



look up blair cottrell on twitter, he got convicted and fined for making a facebook video that offended muslims



find a wedge issue and get into politics, coming up from a local constituency using wedge issues (education/crime/issues stemming from diversity) as opposed to trying to get anywhere on the national level. Then spread to other constituencies until you can get elected to the national legislature, then you can start calling out the present govt.

Blair cottrell and anyone who is an aesthetic rightist (nazi larping and shit in public vs actual policy) deserve to be suspected of being controlled opposition.


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missed opportunity

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And moreover, why is the government so fucking retarded that they decide to exacerbate the problem by putting a billion roadworks on some of the most congested roads in the country instead of building additional roads or train lines and then have the road workers do fuck all for 5 out of the 7 days of every bloody week?

It's bad enough that the fucking coppers are like hawks that will fine you for any bullshit reason to get their quotas but it's like all the authorities from the police to the local council to the construction management are all in on it.


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The driver licensing scam is another way of controlling people and herding them towards dependence on the welfare state.

I cant tell you how many people (myself included) have lost their God given right to drive on our roads through the demerit points system - and for most of us , it means a loss of jobs especially if the job is something like truck driving or travelling sales rep etc.

What happens when we lose our job due to this licensing system? Some have no choice but to get on welfare or take on a job along with a pay cut and for some its a slippery slope…financial ruin or unable to work in the industry (like transport).

Its so fucked up how they getvaway with this shit.

Its not a privilige to travel on these roads we pay for. Its our lawful right to do so.

We need to start handing in our licenses and number plates back to these so called road authorities and it makes so much sense to do so - just look at the back of the license and it says its 'issued by..' and 'if found please return to' .. To where? Back to them because they own the it..not us.



>And moreover, why is the government so fucking retarded that they decide to exacerbate the problem by putting a billion roadworks on some of the most congested roads in the country instead of building additional roads

Because building more roads, counterintuitively, makes traffic worse [1]

>or train lines

Probably a money thing, more train lines would be good

>and then have the road workers do fuck all for 5 out of the 7 days of every bloody week?

Yeah fuck the council workers they need to get their act together

>It's bad enough that the fucking coppers are like hawks that will fine you for any bullshit reason to get their quotas but it's like all the authorities from the police to the local council to the construction management are all in on it.

In on what? Covering their bills? Nobody benifits from shit traffic

That being said, I agree Australian traffic is a problem. I hope the right people make the right decisions to fix it.


[1] http://www.nber.org/papers/w15376


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More roads wont do anything. Make spaces closer and have more public transport & bicycle lanes.

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>drowning chinks

>dickhead wogs

>all that meritocracy

we need more shows like this. maybe dirty jobs australia?

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you do realize that 99% of people who come here on tourist visas end up becoming citizens right?

you can apply for citizenship after being here on a tourist visa for only 12 months



Source please?


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looks like it might be 4 years not 1, thats still fucking disgusting, it should be at least 20 years IMO https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_nationality_law



We should tell the white africans about this so they can come over here.


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Rescue meeeeeeee

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>cashless welfare cards

>you only get 20℅ of your welfare in cash

>the other 80℅ is quarantined to the card and can only be spent on whitelisted stores

>cannot be used to buy booze and ciggies

>cannot be used for most online purchases only those on the whitelist

>the natfags are pushing this onto every citizen under 35

>this will effect all neets including ones who aren't junkieshits, abos and goonheads

if labor loses the next election, the great aussie neet dream will be over.

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ur the jew m8


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>market restricted slave card

Greens are proposing UBI: No more centrelink visits, no more job applications, no telling you what you can and can't do with your money, just real free money.


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>accelerate the collapse of society

wtf i love the greens now



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I don't want it

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right so i fucked up with Centrelink

These guys wants their money back, $5000, and i havent got a single shit to give em and im not willing to.

I was on Full-time study youth allowance and I attended a very bare minimum record, basically show up there once in a blue moon, not giving a shit and what not. Centrelink sees that I havent got a minimum hours met to be considered "full-time" and now they want their money back, I made an appeal and give em my enrolment verification etc. BUT they needed my attendance record and my transcript (which is shit since its all "Withdrew")

If I forge these 2 fuckin documents will they be too dumb to see it and be like "oh yh that seems good mate" or am I fucked?

cheers cunts

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Bullshit or we'd have pushed retirement age to 80 a long time ago.



yet your average dumb fuck australian is fine with us selling our assets to foreigners and giving the pollies huge pensions and salaries.


good goy.



Fuck are you on about? I'm saying people are fucking hypocrites. They have a problem with giving unemployed money but no issue giving the elderly loads when the welfare bill for old is huge. The ATO gives you a pretty graph that shows how much goes where. If they hated welfare so much they'd support letting the elderly rot.



>no sound

but to be honest do you have a disability or something?

Unless you're living in a shithole gob neighborhood you arenb't going to be getting much off the dole

>t. unemployed ex-student

also do you think i could get more money for having some sort of social anxiety?

I havn't spoken to anyone in 6 months that i didn't have to


Be FIRE (Financially Independent, Retired Early) and live off-grid.

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just do the shopping and fill up the car for your mum for cash


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>let my dad use the welfare card for groceries and fuel

>he gives me cash in hand

>circumvent the whole issue

heh, eat my shit LNP scum.


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yeah but neets are fucked if they don't live with their parents or their parents don't like their neetdom


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>mfw Based Billy gets in and secures the existence of my NEETbux


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Cashless means your money is the banks

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OLD >>192338


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If this is the average aim of the coppers then I think it's time we formed a militia and took this country back.



wfd militia when?


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I am seriously considering taking up arms and forming a nomadic gang. Horses and swags.




You lazy cunts

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Post obscure Australian tv shows. I'll start with this show, anyone else remember it?


Border Security

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I have a wet dream of becoming a facist dictator of Australia, turning the towns 'Tittybong' and 'Eromanga' into giant deathcamps, and taking all of Oceania, Asia, and taking the UK and turning it into a giant prison.

Anyway that this would ever happen?

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well you've got my vote



Sounds good. I'm with you. When do we start?



>im just a larper. im too soft to do anything New Guard.



You're a bloody idiot.



shit flag

shit plan

shit post

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Look at all these Pilbarra Pedos!

>~30 men, ~300 charges.

>22-69 years old, some with previous histories.


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shrug nothing else to do in the pilbara lol



whats happening here


26 now. when I was 15 I raped my brother. I was completely guilted by the act I turned myself in at the end of last year. In a few months I'll be going to district court to know my sentence. My lawyers says I'm likely to serve time.

I went to the police to get help for myself. idk what a sentence would do.



Was going to say this, definitely coons.




>>Topics: sexual-offences, child-abuse, children, aboriginal, indigenous-aboriginal-and-torres-strait-islander,

ha ha ha, well spotted

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