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fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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>not just buying an ex gov pc for cheap with 4 cores

>not upgrading the ram, storage and graphics

>not only paying 800 at most

did this and it cost me 600 and it runs farcry 4 great. i dont know what your talking about tbh



They're only expensive for poor mongoloids


>buying a desktop brand new

>not finding used ATX mobo and buying new ATX PSU



You people should really just build your own pc. It's not that hard, use sites like pcpartpicker or something, gpucompare cpucompare etc, then put it all together. It's a valuable skill and experience. When something goes wrong (it will, eventually) you will be better equipped to figure out what it is and fix it. And keep a notepad file of the quickest way to format and install your OS and hardware, the little bug fixes and addons etc etc.



Yeah a mate of mine just did that. Bought a second-hand PC and put a lower end graphics card in and says it runs almost everything in 1080p on ultra settings, better than what he got on the PS4. People get caught up in benchmarking and all that but you don't even need to spend more than $600 or so.

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>libs shining torches to get rid of no votes

be a shame if yes votes began to vanish

libs stabbing themselves in the foot yet again

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>mfw I didn't get a postal vote because I semi-ironically put down a Christian Identity as my religion in the census

Perhaps it is because they already know it's a "no"



>semi irony

>christian identity

hang yourself chump



I put Christian on mine and still got it, someone might have stolen your vote.



they said that it would be illegal to put down jedi so I put down jedi (non-practicing)


Just wrap the form in foil, that should stop them

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7 News (a major news network) yet again won't stop with the blompf BTFO shit. They somehow found time to air the non-troversy of Drumpfy telling football players they should be fired for not kneeling during the national anthem during prime time, including softballing LeBron's response to Blimpf. Because that's so relevant to Australia.

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Just kys IRA, you spend all this time brutalizing people for your sovereignty and you can't even keep it in your pants ffs

> BRITISH celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has thrown his support behind same sex marriage, criticising Australia for lagging behind its Commonwealth counterparts.

> “I’ve seen that a lot of my Aussie friends on social media are going nuts for this … at the end of the day good parenting is good parenting, happiness is happiness and love is love”.

And marriage is marriage as it is, get a proper fucking argument


Have you even seen so many foreigners weighing in on a barely legal, integrity poor, non-binding sovereign postal survey

You know who this really shouldn't affect?


> Vote yes to be used to further pressure little developing nations into things they do no want

Unwanted is Unwanted


Austrailia isn't Rent-a-crowd

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How is the saturday neetparty going?

No anime images allowed



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The clock is ticking. Will someone make a new thread before this one maxes out?

The suspense is killing me.


it's not gonna happen, were stuck in the past


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fuck…. oh fuck


New Thread: >>145781


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Same-sex marriage plebiscite campaign spend could be upwards of $60 million

Mr Shelton did not rule out accepting overseas money for NO campaign (i guess that goes both ways though)


The thing that has irked me up this morning is that legislation is being rushed through to prevent the NO campaign from using "hate speech".


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More importantly, is she a Yes or No? :p


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<it's just like daccau

<this IS another shoah

'this is how I die' — I die at the hands of this homophobe that is outside my house right now.




i made a bait thread with this on 4

fuck i'm good or they're shit




I don't see what the problem is with that.

It's the swastika of love, love is love, right?>>145220


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love is love

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"Straight white men"

>Crowd jeers


>Crowd jeers

"Tony Abbott"

>Crowd boos, becoming a low rumble


>Crowd cheers, reaching a fever pitch


>The roar breaks the sound barrier, the straight white men begin flagellating themselves in the audience whilst the women schlick furiously

"…Pauline Hanson is stupid"

>Blood, anal frothed semen and pussy juice rise up in torrents to the ionosphere. The wave reaches a black hole, to begin a new universe anew. A universe free of hatred, bigotry or homophobia. Kali Yuga begins for the remaining bogans left on Earth

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the joke is really on him because it doesn't matter how much talent or intelligence he has no real creative freedom

the mossad/cia/mi6 handler tells him what to do and he does it to the point that the ideology he pushes becomes a joke and all he can really do is make silly faces and silly turns of phrases as political arguments and then pretend he isn't, just like the reast of the newsmedians



the dutch found the south coast and west because theyre inferior seafarers to the glorious anglo race so they while trying to travel to the dutch east indies used the roaring 40s and since theyre shitty sailors left the stream late and ended up too far east and stranded on the coast of australia. stupid fucking dutch cunts.


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>mfw I am reading this

>mfw I am eating tomato soups with chunks of cream cheese dropped in it



What did Romanians discover other than their wives getting fucked by gypsies?


Abbos discovered this continent because they're polynesian boat people. However western discovery led to relatively severe development and documentation of the landmass. "Australia" is not an indigenous word, and the country was built at federation in 1901. Before that, we only had colonies and culture sitting on 'the Great Southern Land".


Do you ever wonder why so many NEETs turn on their own idols while denying that they once were the very enemies of themselves? I keep hearing ex-socdems and ex-labors keep repeating this same sentiment since I first started giving a rat's arse in 2015. Is it post-white guilt or something?

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How the fuck am I meant to find weed in Melbourne? I used to use craigslist and that shitty webehigh site with wickr but they're both gone now.

Any advice melb anons I need weed to avoid the pain

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moralize somewhere else



He does

Can you keep him here please ?



Weed makes depression worse you fuckwit.



helps in the short term



i gather you just go to a uni and ask around

try the art areas

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> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

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This. But we should still have a regional Alliance like NATO with say, Indonesia



Too bad crumpet-cucks can't do physical labour for themselves, they always rely on hard-working hibernian masterrace to actually build their colonies. You'd be stuck up shit creek w/out a paddle, all within a decade.



>hibernian masterrace

i think this is over looked a lot and Ireland is lumped i with Britain too often.

We're of Irish stock, not British.

But fuck all of them


>we share more in common with Egland and the USA than we ever will with China

why do we have to pick one or the other? We are our own people. I dont feel any real connection, we've been here longer than a lot of our ancestors were in the country that they were from, especially if they are from mainland Europe. it's not as if everyone lived in the same country back then either.



K. I suppose the Italians and Greeks can take back what they built here and go back to the Mediterranean. Something tells me the men that helped build this shithole would have been better of rebuilding Italy and the like, coming here was a mistake.

What's funny is that the most fucked up people in this country are the full blooded Aussies themselves, if the imports that built this shit up and left and AUS was left to no one but the anglos this place would be a third world country real fast. Say what you want about the economic migrants coming now for the cennobux but the men that came here after the war came for very different reasons. I feel far more culturally connected to Italy than this place, no real surprise there being that AUS doesn't have any real culture and never did, they didn't even give a fuck that they were Brits and celts in the end they drank that away and that became the culture. Bunch of alco drug addicts that have kids that are nothing but fucked up meth heads, fukn straya m8



you must live in the west. the glorious northern and eastern suburbs of sydney were built by and for the white man.

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Retro OP image used so we can look back on fonder times. Let the NEET fighting recommence



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We have a NEET bias, some may call it wageopobia but it's part of our culture and we demand that it be respected.



You better not be mixing them, that is a kosher no-no


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You guys seen this?

I think Sam is generally a tosser but he's right here.

Also, how bout the footy?! Kick arse game



he's right but eddie does have a point

the afl pushing for the yes vote is only a symptom of bad times



also i guess he is right that the afl can state whether they are for it or not considering other companies are but i think that's a bit unfair, not everyone in the afl necessarily does support it

it'd be like if there was a thing that said "melbourne says yes" not all the people in melbourne do so it's mis-representing the people

also, some anon made a new thread (50 posts early)




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How is the depression,boys?

What are you up to?

How is GFseptember shaping up?



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cool story bro



that's why you are king



Good point


When was the first neet general, and what was its title?



meant to reply to this post earlier. how long have you been depressed for?



Bowl club social, we had a 60/40 band play

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Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.


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If you can get a gun license and a cat-r license you can hunt in the state forests too.



You also need a GPS tracking collar.



The burden of proof is on you friendo


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>it sucks I can't braine hard enough to be eligible.

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Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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Yeah like we are going to have one at this rate




If this thing about gingers in Adelaide true?

Because I fucking love gingers.



What deflection? This is how arguments work.


The drivers in sydney are really something. Think I nearly got run over 10 times within 5 minutes of leaving the airport



Yep sure is melb, cunts here a fucking fried. Take a lovely stroll through any western suburb on any given day and see meth heads having mental break-downs in the middle of the street. It seems like every other suburb has the same problem also and its at epidemic level. On top of that the weather fucking blows horsecock, the only saving grace to this place is that cunts are weak and harmless here, a meth head having a spazz out is easy to get away from but in Syd you have to deal with lebo gangs making opportunist attacks if you are out alone at the wrong place and time. Its relatively more safer in melb but that is changing also, its a fucking liberal hellhole and Sydney isn't much better in any regard, get out to the west in both states and its completely fucked

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Previous Thread >>141282

Horrible feeling when you've got all this tech around you yet you squander your time and have a bout of brainfog.

What do you guys think about this device? How many NEETs have handhelds or tablet devices?

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new poo







There's starving kids in china that would walk 600 miles to eat those posts you bastard


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m8 is gotta get around this jack johnson guy



kosher af



I wouldn't touch the demon alcohol. I gave the shit up 2 years ago but I reckon the damage is done.

Pretty sure I've got cancer. I eat like a sparrow, but my gut is so huge I can barely walk due to the pressure that *something* is putting on my lungs. And it's getting worse.

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Continues from >>141278

NEET General #141 Start of spring

Dogneet dog going to make it

DIETneet going to make it

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>abo flag

>fag flag

When do we get a cenno flag hung up everywhere? We demand representation




Yes. However there is an objective definition for pretty much everything, people just use them wrong.



I was going to back you up until you said that potatoes shit. Potatoes practically do cost nothing. You can't stop the fuckers and I always get too many coming up.

Onions do take some effort though.


Newest thread, in case anyone hasn't closed this tab



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> Luke Foley suggests replacing Queen’s birthday in June with a day in which ‘we recognise and celebrate 40,000 years of Indigenous history’

To be honest would you give two shits if we added another public holiday instead of replacing one? I mean if we had an "Abo day" and didn't replace anything every cunt out there would be stoked.

Tack it onto another holiday, have the Friday off for Abo Day and like have the Monday as Labour day or whatever then you'd have cunts treating Abos like heroes for at least one day a year. Four day weekend thanks to the Abos, we can celebrate and get sloshed in true Strayan fashion.

What do you fellas reckon?

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Sir how i apply for australia visa please help sureshchandra979@gmail.com


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fucking who




Quadrant has a ton of articles about Aboriginal history and the work put in to hide it all. Locking away records and turning over remains to tribes so we can't analyse their deaths because we kept finding evidence of massive amounts of abuse. I'm fucking sick of this lefty shit hiding the truth because they want everything to be perfect


It will replace a public holiday though, as the ACT instituted one pretty recently and it means that Family and Community day is no more after this year

You lot will probably lose Bank day


Another reason for me to never vote Labor.

Also hi dogi

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