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File: 762370c4d9201f1⋯.jpg (24.14 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1467687443280.jpg)

 No.144287[Reply]

How the fuck am I meant to find weed in Melbourne? I used to use craigslist and that shitty webehigh site with wickr but they're both gone now.

Any advice melb anons I need weed to avoid the pain

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 No.144502

>>144493

moralize somewhere else


 No.144504

>>144502

He does

Can you keep him here please ?


 No.144546

>>144296

Weed makes depression worse you fuckwit.


 No.144632

>>144546

helps in the short term


 No.144847

>>144287

i gather you just go to a uni and ask around

try the art areas




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 No.136136[Reply]

> "We haven't mapped out the initial deployments yet but, yes, you would expect to see these carriers in the India Pacific Ocean, this part of the world because it is in this part of the world we see increasing tension, increasing challenges," he said.

> YOU AND WHOSE ARMY Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters last year as 40 NATO planes flown in

> The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov travelled through UK waters in October

> It follows a huge rise in the number of Russian subs travelling through UK waters to reach the Atlantic.

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 No.141597

>>136569

This. But we should still have a regional Alliance like NATO with say, Indonesia


 No.142144

>>137042

Too bad crumpet-cucks can't do physical labour for themselves, they always rely on hard-working hibernian masterrace to actually build their colonies. You'd be stuck up shit creek w/out a paddle, all within a decade.


 No.142217

>>142144

>hibernian masterrace

i think this is over looked a lot and Ireland is lumped i with Britain too often.

We're of Irish stock, not British.

But fuck all of them

>>136922

>we share more in common with Egland and the USA than we ever will with China

why do we have to pick one or the other? We are our own people. I dont feel any real connection, we've been here longer than a lot of our ancestors were in the country that they were from, especially if they are from mainland Europe. it's not as if everyone lived in the same country back then either.


 No.142629

>>137042

K. I suppose the Italians and Greeks can take back what they built here and go back to the Mediterranean. Something tells me the men that helped build this shithole would have been better of rebuilding Italy and the like, coming here was a mistake.

What's funny is that the most fucked up people in this country are the full blooded Aussies themselves, if the imports that built this shit up and left and AUS was left to no one but the anglos this place would be a third world country real fast. Say what you want about the economic migrants coming now for the cennobux but the men that came here after the war came for very different reasons. I feel far more culturally connected to Italy than this place, no real surprise there being that AUS doesn't have any real culture and never did, they didn't even give a fuck that they were Brits and celts in the end they drank that away and that became the culture. Bunch of alco drug addicts that have kids that are nothing but fucked up meth heads, fukn straya m8


 No.144471

>>142629

you must live in the west. the glorious northern and eastern suburbs of sydney were built by and for the white man.




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 No.143857[Reply]

Retro OP image used so we can look back on fonder times. Let the NEET fighting recommence

OLD

>>142948

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 No.144769

>>144713

We have a NEET bias, some may call it wageopobia but it's part of our culture and we demand that it be respected.


 No.144770

>>144739

You better not be mixing them, that is a kosher no-no


 No.144772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You guys seen this?

I think Sam is generally a tosser but he's right here.

Also, how bout the footy?! Kick arse game


 No.144781

>>144772

he's right but eddie does have a point

the afl pushing for the yes vote is only a symptom of bad times


 No.144783

>>144781

also i guess he is right that the afl can state whether they are for it or not considering other companies are but i think that's a bit unfair, not everyone in the afl necessarily does support it

it'd be like if there was a thing that said "melbourne says yes" not all the people in melbourne do so it's mis-representing the people

also, some anon made a new thread (50 posts early)

>>144775

>>144775

>>144775




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 No.142948[Reply]

How is the depression,boys?

What are you up to?

How is GFseptember shaping up?

previous

>>142159

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 No.143852

>>143851

cool story bro


 No.143853

>>143851

that's why you are king


 No.143854

>>143850

Good point

>>143851

When was the first neet general, and what was its title?


 No.143855

>>143795

meant to reply to this post earlier. how long have you been depressed for?


 No.143856

>>143854

Bowl club social, we had a 60/40 band play




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 No.141631[Reply]

Where does a NSW NEET go to practice bushcraft/wilderness survival? You can't even light a fire at most national parks without copping a fine. Maybe doing it on someone's property would be a better idea, but I don't know anyone with a large enough property.

Advice?

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 No.142882

>>141631

>>141663

If you can get a gun license and a cat-r license you can hunt in the state forests too.


 No.142912

>>142882

You also need a GPS tracking collar.


 No.143126

>>142912

The burden of proof is on you friendo


 No.143131

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>>143126

>it sucks I can't braine hard enough to be eligible.




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 No.134354[Reply]

Just got back from Sydney for the first time in a decade (and I didn't see much of the CBD then), and can I just say, don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed and cucked Melbourne is ever again. Sydney is much worse than Melbourne in this regard. Don't let NSWcucks fly under the radar just because Melbourne has its problems.

1) It is ridiculously expensive. Trains are admittedly amazing, but the stupid fucking cards max out at a ridiculously high amount; there is no passes, and they constantly take money from you for stupid shit like distances and the ferries and the airport. In Melbourne, we just have the one card with a pass if you want, that pretty much covers most of Melbourne.

2) Not to mention the mark-ups. Everywhere you fucking go, food is ridiculous. You can't run or hide from ridiculous prices because everywhere is a tourist trap. If you're broke, you better enjoy eating Maccas when you're sightseeing.

3) Sydney is an eyesore. Picture the prettiest parts of New York fucking Soviet Russia. There are lovely buildings from the 50s and WWII with post-modernist monstrosities interspliced with modernist concrete monstrosities. One skyscraper looked like it was made out of sand. And it doesn't get much prettier in the rich harbour suburbs.

4) The people are rude and self-absorbed. Sure we can be cucks, but no one is courteous or polite in Sydney. People push and shove, and the place is sometimes chaos in certain situations.

5) The 'diversity'. More like, you sold your city to the highest Chinese bidder. Everywhere you go, there are filthy rich Chinese people. And I'm from Melbourne, so you know it's bad when *I* say this. So much of the city has for sale signs for the Chinese; I saw billboards with realtors in Mandarin.

inb4 some butthurt Sydcuck fucking comes in to defend muh bridge and scrunched up paper building

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 No.138606

>>135800

"Future"

Yeah like we are going to have one at this rate


 No.138764

>>138462

SRSLY?

If this thing about gingers in Adelaide true?

Because I fucking love gingers.


 No.141465

>>134919

What deflection? This is how arguments work.


 No.141563

The drivers in sydney are really something. Think I nearly got run over 10 times within 5 minutes of leaving the airport


 No.142628

>>135800

Yep sure is melb, cunts here a fucking fried. Take a lovely stroll through any western suburb on any given day and see meth heads having mental break-downs in the middle of the street. It seems like every other suburb has the same problem also and its at epidemic level. On top of that the weather fucking blows horsecock, the only saving grace to this place is that cunts are weak and harmless here, a meth head having a spazz out is easy to get away from but in Syd you have to deal with lebo gangs making opportunist attacks if you are out alone at the wrong place and time. Its relatively more safer in melb but that is changing also, its a fucking liberal hellhole and Sydney isn't much better in any regard, get out to the west in both states and its completely fucked




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 No.142159[Reply]

Previous Thread >>141282

Horrible feeling when you've got all this tech around you yet you squander your time and have a bout of brainfog.

What do you guys think about this device? How many NEETs have handhelds or tablet devices?

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 No.142950

new poo

>>142948>>142948>>142948

>>142948

>>142948


 No.142951

>>142950

YOU WASTED 18 POSTS !!!

There's starving kids in china that would walk 600 miles to eat those posts you bastard


 No.142953

File: 069304d82af53f2⋯.gif (305.92 KB, 170x153, 10:9, 1349174732539.gif)

NEET PARTY KICK ONS

>>142930

m8 is gotta get around this jack johnson guy


 No.142984

>>142939

kosher af


 No.143279

>>142329

I wouldn't touch the demon alcohol. I gave the shit up 2 years ago but I reckon the damage is done.

Pretty sure I've got cancer. I eat like a sparrow, but my gut is so huge I can barely walk due to the pressure that *something* is putting on my lungs. And it's getting worse.




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 No.141282[Reply]

Continues from >>141278

NEET General #141 Start of spring

Dogneet dog going to make it

DIETneet going to make it

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 No.142157

>>142155

>abo flag

>fag flag

When do we get a cenno flag hung up everywhere? We demand representation


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 No.142223

>>142145

Yes. However there is an objective definition for pretty much everything, people just use them wrong.


 No.143273

>>141292

I was going to back you up until you said that potatoes shit. Potatoes practically do cost nothing. You can't stop the fuckers and I always get too many coming up.

Onions do take some effort though.


 No.143858

Newest thread, in case anyone hasn't closed this tab

>>143857

>>143857




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 No.140460[Reply]

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/23/nsw-opposition-calls-for-public-holiday-honouring-indigenous-australians

> Luke Foley suggests replacing Queen’s birthday in June with a day in which ‘we recognise and celebrate 40,000 years of Indigenous history’

To be honest would you give two shits if we added another public holiday instead of replacing one? I mean if we had an "Abo day" and didn't replace anything every cunt out there would be stoked.

Tack it onto another holiday, have the Friday off for Abo Day and like have the Monday as Labour day or whatever then you'd have cunts treating Abos like heroes for at least one day a year. Four day weekend thanks to the Abos, we can celebrate and get sloshed in true Strayan fashion.

What do you fellas reckon?

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 No.141107

Sir how i apply for australia visa please help sureshchandra979@gmail.com


 No.141109

File: 856a2e280519dda⋯.jpg (24.29 KB, 484x484, 1:1, luke foley.jpg)

fucking who

oh


 No.141318

>>140578

Quadrant has a ton of articles about Aboriginal history and the work put in to hide it all. Locking away records and turning over remains to tribes so we can't analyse their deaths because we kept finding evidence of massive amounts of abuse. I'm fucking sick of this lefty shit hiding the truth because they want everything to be perfect


 No.141443

It will replace a public holiday though, as the ACT instituted one pretty recently and it means that Family and Community day is no more after this year

You lot will probably lose Bank day


 No.141558

Another reason for me to never vote Labor.

Also hi dogi




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 No.139823[Reply]

Some number i didn't recognise called me this morning, so i didn't answer, and they left a voicemail. The message was from some poo in loo who didn't say anything other than tell me to call back on a particular number and then told me not to disregard the message in a rather threatening manner. My voicemail specifically tells people I'm not going to answer if I don't know who they are.

Has this happened to anyone else? Why are Indians still allowed to call our country?

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 No.140805

>>139860

Waste their time. Pretend to follow their instructions.


 No.140829

>>140582

Get off our board filthy analbanian


 No.141176

Neighbor cooks curry all the time…. two kids raise hell all evening


 No.141446

>>141176

must smell fucking awful


 No.141447

>>140660

What about the Jew




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 No.136916[Reply]

>Mohamed Elmouelhy, the head of Australia’s Halal Certification Authority, publicly commented on Facebook to state that white Australian women need Muslim men to fertilize them and “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies.”

>Elmouelhy’s intolerant views led him to declare that the “white race will be extinct” in 40 years.

>The certification chief, who immigrated to Australia in 1975 and became a citizen in 1981, made his comments in response to a study in Human Reproduction Update from Israeli researchers in Hebrew University, which revealed declining fertility rates among men in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

>Based on 43,000 men, the scientists found that a high proportion of men in Western countries had sperm counts below the threshold for infertility.

>“According to the Hebrew University, Australian men sperm count has declined by 52 per cent over the last 40 years so your men are a dying breed, Australian women need us to fertilise them and keep them surrounded by Muslim babies while beer swilling, cigarette smoking, drug injecting can only dream of what Muslim men are capable of,” wrote Elmouelhy in a comment on Facebook that was first reported by the Daily Mail.

>“If the country is left to the bigots the white race will be extinct in another 40 years,” he continued. “Muslims have a duty to make your women happy because you are declining, better go chose a plot for yourself at your local cemetery. If you can’t afford it, commit suicide it is a cheaper alternative for bigots.”

>“It will [sic] mandatory for all women to wear hijab or burka if they prefer, bikinis will be displayed in Museums but not on nubile bodies anymore,” he continued. “When that happens everything in Australia will be Halal certified. Bigots and pigs will be declared Haram and must not be approached or touched, they can live together in reserves. There will be a Halal butcher on every corner, all other butchers will be offered to convert to Halal or given a passage back to where their ancestors came from.”

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 No.140955

Just about every Australia based thing on the internet is full of snarky retards like ITT. Where did you cunts learn to talk like this? How can it be that you're all wanna-be master debat0rs who are just too cool to admit to trying and just HURR DURR back and forwards until everyone watching starts looking around for a cyanide pill.

Like some kind of perfect storm of communists and young liberals, everywhere.

HURR DURR IM SMRTER THEN YOU!

HURR DURR YOU SMELT SMARTER WRONG! I SMARTER!

HURR DURR HURR DURR DURR NO ME! MY BROTHER WILL BEAT YOU UP!

DURR DURR HURR DURR HURR YOUR URLGY!

Maybe there aren't enough Aussies around and so the shills and bots engage each other back and forwards?

And that there're r9k postings and IRL histories and fukken all kinds of other namefag cunt shit is just like fukken par for the course.

Embarrassment to humanity, who ever you are.

Yeah yeah I know, you're just pretending to be retarded. You're just pushing buttons not shitting yourself. You really pwned us all, again. How will we go on when such an enlightened individual shows us the truth. You are special and unique.


 No.140956

>>140955

What the fuck are you even trying to say m8 ?

Is your vagina bleeding or something ?


 No.141012

>>137953

they were only there for 60k years maximum though


 No.141013

>>138825

As soon as Artificial Wombs come along you know right that's when shit will become real

Also I'm pretty sure most people here aren't NatSoc/White Supremist because they're trying to claim they're better than they are, I know I'm shit, I'm one because there is no way the Holocaust is real


 No.141032

>>136916

genocide would be killing whites off, not "breeding them out"

Just saying




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 No.139914[Reply]

> Local councils ban Australia Day

> Federal government bans them from hosting citizenship ceremonies

> No one can get their citizenships

Its just the White Australia Policy under a different name. I am so sick of the RACIST WHITE law makers trying to fuck us future Australians over.

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 No.140615

>>139914

Australians are only White, shitskin


 No.140747

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>>140592

> Instead of accepting that, they decided to raise the royalties much higher still, hoping to force a change to that system so they could keep most of the money. When they lifted the royalties in early 2011, Porter estimated that by 2014–15 Western Australia would get only 33 per cent of its per capita share of the GST revenue (in fact, it got 38 per cent). He knew something like this would be the outcome.

> It will have to cut some programs, put off some infrastructure works, raise some taxes and run a bigger deficit. Worse things have happened. And eventually, the Grants Commission formulas will rescue it, as they have done in the past. •

> I was not alone in that view, and time has confirmed it. When Mike Baird as NSW treasurer and premier tried to get the states to agree to lower the exemption limit for online GST transactions – which Hockey estimates could yield them “billions” in extra revenue – Western Australia refused. It didn’t want to make the revenue cake bigger. It just wanted a bigger share of the cake as it is.

So it's the liberals fault?


 No.140748

> B-but these arsonists will come to rescue afterwards eventually!


 No.140749

File: edf7a6fe1d4de15⋯.png (15.94 KB, 595x412, 595:412, gsd2.png)

> there's a little bump in 2011


 No.141011

>>140002

>Pic shows Abos attacking them

Sure the "Genocide" wasn't done in self defenve goy




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 No.140410[Reply]

Continues from: >>139592

Rural NEETS are the ultimate NEETs. Give up your sardine can city existence mates.

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 No.141273

>>141272

I'll be as mean as I like to some spastic who turns up here telling us how we have to stop being NEET thanks m8.


 No.141275

>>141269

Record them. :3


 No.141276

>>141254

>>141154 was of course my attempt at Master Trolling. I found the MP3 player! It had fallen inside a arch-level folder on the shelf below where I normally store it. So I'm not going to gaol just yet.

>>141269

Are they doing it normally, or is the guy trying to act like it's a porno 'and getting his money's worth'?

IRL Porn is never like the Pornhub stuff, unless there's a prostitute involved. imho, the girls sound better.

If it's at all possible to record it, you might be grateful 5-10 years from now when you've otherwise forgotten about them, and the stuff sounds a lot more erotic.

Pervert Protips: don't bother with FM Bugs, they're too easy to accidentally discover, particular if housemate use a Radio for cover noise. Don't use a phone, as they make noises when the battery goes flat.iRiver use to make MP3 players that were small and had good microphones on them.


 No.141277

>>141276

Why are you telling us about such acts here :X


 No.141278

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>>140989

>classical ballet dancer, list of movies longer than my cock [..]

Look closer– she's been in either foreign tv commercials, an extra in a movie or tv show, or been a leading actor in Indie movies. She's just another grunt Actor on an Agent's list.

> thinks she sits at home wondering where it went wrong? talk about projecting.

Claiming I'm projecting could be a fair call. But speaking from the experience of being around the same age as her, that when I see a Single 37 year-old Woman, who lives by herself and a furbaby, has friends from the gym and that's about it, obviously has the peak of success in her career being 10 years ago, and pays her bills by doing 12 hours a week for Australian and Canadian trash tv… She's a candidate for substance abuse.

..and my currently TV Waifu.




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 No.139592[Reply]

Continues from: >>138733

Post your poetry NEETs. What books have you been reading?

What are the philosophical questions that keep you up at night?

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 No.140424

>>140417

No you can't.

If all the land goes to 100 acre blocks we will not have enough anyway. 100 acre blocks are less efficient as well.


 No.140425

>>140424

>Efficient

You keep making yourself obvious schlomo.

This is a nation not a fucking Chinese factory.


 No.140427

>>140423

Oh I just mentioned him because he was a big advocate back in the day of the types of family-based homestead communities you seem to like.


 No.140431

>>140427

Interesting m8, I will have to look into that. Thank you for that.


 No.140432

>>140425

It's important to make things as efficient as possible for the benefit of the nation. Not that I care much for this nation I suppose.

>This is a nation not a fucking Chinese factory.

We are getting there.




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 No.130743[Reply]

Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.

Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.

In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.

Best of luck to you.

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 No.131189

File: 503eca8c8158798⋯.jpg (47.27 KB, 618x348, 103:58, 1433056261113.jpg)

>>131174

Dude, anything China's doing now is what the USA have been at for the past 70 years. THTe CIA during the 1970s in particular.


 No.131227

>>131189

the US didn't buy up Hurstville, fucknut


 No.131453

>>131174

a big fucken gun so we can shoot China's nuts off

That'd be a small fucken gun m8


 No.139562

>>130743

Normie tank.

We offer normies a chance at getting their business ideas looked at by investors for $20 per person


 No.139669

A new rape sport that neets can format teams and hit the town and see which team can rape the most people




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