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OLD >>181283

Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.

Any resolutions?

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Not super sure, we've been here since the 28th and I'm on my 3rd pack. $4 Dunhills boys, still got the resealable pack too. Shits tight.


Went and spat it in a sink. She was struggling to keep it in because it was a monster load, that was satisfying after having been fucked around



Do you normally smoke when you are back home in oz?



Hes not lying. I've got a 7 inch dick and I've had several hookers exclaim about it and genuinely refuse doggy style because of it. 7" is in the top 1% iirc

Is our Vietnam flag poster a regular poster? Why does the other guy always have a question mark flag


My farts are very smelly



Used to smoke a pack a day, as of '17 I'm generally just smoking when I go out or I'm drinking. So I don't generally smoke cigarettes at work or home during the week, but I'm still getting nicotine from those erryday bongs I'm trying to kick

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Old thread: >>180476

Who is getting on the piss tonight? All of you degenerates I bet.

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is cuckposting still a permaban? should be



funnily enough, I used to think I had completely given up on it ever happening, but I've somehow redeveloped a yearning to find a gf recently



What you want is a fantasy.



What you all want is fantastic.

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Where do you live?

>do you rent, own, NEET?

>how much it cost

>what is the worst thing about your neighbour hood

>do you want to move somewhere else?

I live and grew up in Sydney, in the north. I fucking hate this place more and more everyday. It was good when i was a lid buy actually leaving my suburb have living around the city is awful. The public transport is shit, i have a car and the roads are even worse, the living cost is also huge. My gf pay $250 a week for a room in a shitty apartment. I hate the crowds and the noise, i would leave to anywhere where i can find work.

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Why don't you neck yourself already you disgusting self hating faggot? Ethnic replacement fetishists like you are fucked in the head. It is against basic biology for a race to want its own demise.




I bet both of you fuckers are so ugly IRL that the very existence of your spawn constitutes child abuse.



to be honest, when your ethnic group is filled with leftist faggots and traitors you can't help but feel like there's no hope


There is always hope, brothers. Some of us may be found in the wreckage, but European-derived whites have always risen to the top.

The only thing Muslims have in common with myself is the desire for a global ethno-religious war. Where we differ is our opinion of what the outcome will be.


Rent, 330 dollary doos a week.

Can't really think of anything bad about where I live - it's reasonably safe, there's plenty of shops within walking distance, it's 99% white, good public transport, good roads that aren't clogged with traffic. Work is only a 5 minute drive away.

I'm quite happy with where I am.

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Where did he go anons? He states he was an 8channerso why he stop does anyone know?

If there was any time that we needed him it's now :(

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>and held it over his head.

How so?


Is this basically /aus/'s version of e-celeb fellatio?



Yeah. JamFaze is a sick cunt, but he only releases videos every few months. He even talks about how he browses 8chan /v/ and a few other boards.



he wakes up one day to find an email or facebook message to one of his normie accounts asking about his youtube videos

Antifa sometimes try to get people to give info on others, and SRS on reddit would find the dox of people who were the moderators of various subreddits they were attacking then message them demanding that they disappear and transfer the mod-ship of the subreddits (or just give account login details) in exchange for not being outright doxed.

Sometimes the threat of doxing is more effective than actually dropping the dox (at which point the target has nothing left to lose and no reason to stop, see: Sven and Mike Enoch). It really varies depending on the situation.

In the case of an Islamic group they might prefer the guy just fuck off rather than make a spectacle out of him and attract more attention to him and his material by outing him.



>Sometimes the threat of doxing is more effective than actually dropping the dox

Ahhh. I definitely see how that would be *very* effective as an intimidation tactic. Especially for those of us that want to lead private lives.

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OLD >>179728

Just because chad does it doesn't mean you should. If chad jumped off a cliff would you? I didn't think so. You might think he's really cool because his gooncave is 2 stories high and he is a prettyboi but that doesn't change the fact that he is a bad influence on you lowly NEETs starved for companionship.

Get your shit together.

You too monk, have three days sober because we care

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yeah ive forgotten heaps of names, i never use facebook nowadays

i was the only person in kmart at 630am too, she had to help me with the automated checkout because they were having some banking issues



maybe go on the DSP, because aparently that means you can earn more money than us wagiecucks

And move out


someone make it



I've only been there once and when i went it was great. I went to meelup and castle rock beaches and they were some of the best beaches i've been to.


nah, it's south of adelaide, it's where the murray river reaches the ocean




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PREV : >>178953

Nothing to say here I'm drunk as fuck. Probs gonna sleep.

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what a sillyhead, thinking you can see reflections in the eyes of friesian cow bird eyes


Am keen to put this thread out of its misery. Only three posts to go.



I highly doubt they'd be that cold in this weather, you smooth-brain




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What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?

Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?

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Asians are no fun to rape, they just flap they're arms and make weird noises. It's like raping a chicken



Mate i've had like 5 or 6 already today, I need a break



raping chickens is great cunt, maybe you've been raping the roosters



>fight me

Can't, too pathetic to even throw a decent punch. Had no father to teach me such things ay



my dad taught me how to drink beer and ruin my mother's life

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Now that Christmas and boxing day are over are you going to Dans

Remember NEETys Dans will always love you

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Didn't they make some computer games for 40k? You could try their soundtracks


NEW THREAD >>178953

NEW THREAD >>178953

NEW THREAD >>178953



Getting linked anywhere is cheating in my books and it encourages just jumping in.




how sweet are they?

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Old thread: >>176633

I hope you NEETs ate and drank and were merry today. I know it can be stressful for some of us being around all the normie relatives.

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Thou shall not guzzle cum


Why does the gen always slow down at this tiem of night?


Farewell to old England for ever,

Farewell to my rum coes as well,

Farewell to the well-known Old Bailey

Where I used for to cut such a swell.

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay,

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,

And we're bound for Botany Bay.

There's the captain as is our commander,

There's the bo'sun and all the ship's crew,

There's the first- and the second-class passengers,

Knows what we poor convicts go through.


'Taint leaving old England we cares about,

'Taint cos we mis-spells what we knows,

But because all we light-fingered gentry

Hops around with a log on our toes.

These seven long years I've been serving now

And seven long more have to stay

All for bashing a bloke down our alley

And taking his ticker away.

Oh, had I the wings of a turtle-dove,

I'd soar on my pinions so high,

Straight back to the arms of my Polly love,

And in her sweet presence I'd die.

Now all my young Dookies and Duchesses,

Take warning from what I've to say:

Mind all is your own as you toucheses

Or you'll find us in Botany Bay.

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NEET General #185 - 1 night until Christmas edition

Remember to stay comfy.

OLD >>175863

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Yeah we'll have to wait to see a Wikileaks answer i guess.

I've been thinking that poster "Q" on 4chan was a larping faggot but i was just going through some pics on twitter about assange and his came up.

What are your thoughts on that? The people in those threads were all seth rich and hillary for prison dicks so i avoided the threads.



That Q stuff stank of LARPing so I didn't follow it closely.

Anyone who says things like Mueller is secretly working on Trump's side is a LARPer and an idiot.




can't you just use gift cards like an atm card and make them put the left over onto the bill then finish paying the rest with cash?



i guess i am kinda goth



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Lots of you blame white genocide on the Jews, feminism, socialism, or capitalism, but it's all bullshit. The bottom line is that irreligious people don't have kids, no matter what colour they are. This is true in every country on Earth, whether or not it has a white majority.

I have been openly atheist since 14 (I'm now 25), but I am taking Catechism this year because atheism/agnosticism/"spiritual but not religious" is almost as effective as getting a vasectomy because religious women will not marry you if you are an atheist and secular women squeeze out one downie at 35 after spending a lifetime "finding themselves" on the cock carousel.

Do not join a cucked church, even if your family comes from one. If you're from a Protestant family, become Mormon or Evangelical. If you're from a Catholic family, rejoin the Church and attend Latin mass with the traditionalists. If you're Orthodox, keep doing what you're doing.

This is the most practical advice for ending white genocide today, and it doesn't involve any wacky politics, activism, or other bullshit. It involves you getting your ass out of bed on Sunday and going to church.

I still don't believe in God, but I don't care, because reversing white genocide is more important. Secular women are trash anyway, and collect bastard children like stamps. This is why bastard children are the norm in Nordic countries.



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nah i mean mormon is a bad church worse than anglicanism



Absolute bs, my atheist friend who is defo a sperg is fucking a jew on the reg and they plan on getting married and having many jew/sperg'd out kidies.




this, socialism is the displacement of power. it creates a situation where a group will inevitably become dependant upon another group, and when that happens, that is when the mixing happens.



Honestly doesn't sound like such a bad trade-off to me.

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OLD >>175075

Make the threads early you doll bludgeon cunts. More characters to be honest neets.

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You fucking idiot



>tfw you will never have an ultranationalist japanese waifu



You fucking idiot



You fucking idiot




It's Home Alone 1&2 for me, I watch them every year around Christmas. And maybe Jingle All The Way if I'm feeling really nostalgic

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OLD >>174282

So what are youse cunts doing for the longest day of the year? Got a nice sacrifice or two planned? Don't forget to do your christmas shopping too, your mummybot deserves something nice from her special little boy.

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fuck i was craving a coopers long neck last night, just one would've been enough because it's been so long. I probably wouldn't've drunk it all anyway.

I ended up just drinking some coke which was probably worse for my new filling but at least it stopped the cravings


>tfw depressed


>tfw undressed


>tfw depressed because we have run out of posts


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One of the only good things to happen in this country in the last 20 years is that the price of takeaway has come down, so much that there is no reason to ever cook again if you want to save money.

Chicken breast is 10$/kilo where I live, when you can buy an Indian takeaway for the same amount with 2 curries and rice, half the amount of chicken but its a full meal with the rice and its convenient.

Cooking is an absolute meme, the only people who push it are boomers and they will never catch on to anything.


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Careful with kangaroo meat. If it's too cooked, it'll go tough. If it's left to sit, it'll go tough. I haven't found a way to cook it that lets you come back to it later to enjoy.


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>You aren't doing anything wrong, cooking isn't worth it at this point. Lmfao at the guy

>cooking isn't worth it

>at this point le current year

Pic related; your dinners when mum & dad throw you out



And it's probably a teaspoon of wach



When mined it's good


I've seen Kangaroo going for $7 a kilo once


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Yeah it shouldn't be a problem with mince. Might not be as juicy though.


Fuck up, stupid faggot.

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OLD >>173558

Suck a fat dick mate.

That'll fucking teach you wont it? Shouldn't've fucking told us that you needed to post it and just did it.

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Forgot the image





shit I was going to link that exact gif but didn't because I couldn't be fucked finding it on me hard drive


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