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I hope you are doing your best to stay cool NEETs. Especially if you are a larger NEET.

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You're talking to just another crab in the bucket m8



>Hyundais are shit

What makes you say that?



Clean stove anon here, m8 thats the whole reason why I'm moving out.

>move to Melbourne in 2016

>move in with my m8 like I had planned

>find a job at Liqourland

>alls good till around the start of last year

>move into a house with my m8 and a chick he used to work with, all of us on the lease

>she seems ok at first

>a few months into it they start fucking, basically a couple

>I'm in my room 99% of the time, living that shut in life

>she works full time 9 to 5, I work nights so we hardly see each other

>eventually she wants me out because I "don't contribute to the house"

>my m8 agrees with her, obviously in his ear about it

She literally said "I've been trying to make this house a home" and because I'm not more social/sharing meals now and again she's "not comfortable living here"

This was brought up 4 months ago that they want me out, I'm nearly working full time hours some weeks so I hardly get a chance to look at places, I am on the lease so they can't kick me out, this is all pretty stressful m8s


I'm going to pinch one of these last posts. I will be back for the other one later.

It is reserved.



have a wank

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Official NEET shirt. I expect you to be wearing this in public.

What little changes have you made so far in 2018?

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second last





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>work 37.5 hour weeks from afternoon to night

>don't watch talmudvision

>apparently a whole lot of shit happened

>be a filthy foreigner who wants to protect 'Stralian values

Where do I go to kill homosex abominations? Please tell date and time.

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You'll marry pajeet and his smelly cock and you'll like it you filthy homophone


fuck off we're full



i could say the same to you pedo enabler





Heres the ultimate australian politicians situation:

>repeat this process until australia atones for existing

>ceremony starts by acknowledging the indigenous owners of the land

>one white woman and one black man are filmed in the act of fucking on live tv in front of every school in australia.

>The conceived children are split up then given to the most pozzed lesbian couple and most pozzed gay couple around

>they are then sent to the strictest sharia school > routinely molested by every adult in power around them

>shipped off overseas to fight for "terrorists" (read mossad funded mercenaries)

>they are all forced have 20 black and 20 chinese children

>given full baby bonus and a sheesha bar to run when they are 16.

>Meanwhile any straight white people are forced into homosexual relationships with chinese bankers

>the ceremony ends when they finally sell the entirety of canberra (the final block of land left owned by the australians) to some chinese developer to build another plastic apartment building abomination.


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A continuation of the ongoing NEET saga, now getting to the steamy bits. Even NEETs need intimacy. Or to be able to be a voyeur to someone else's.

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>tfw sitting in my cumdies post fap



I was a cumdies user since I started fapping (7-8 years ago) and only recently switched to tissues



smart move

had to get changed out of my cumdies

they were far too icky, big load tonight




give us a picture of them

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He types like a sperg and is often confusing, but the thread he had up about the NZ government corruption was interesting. Why is he disliked so much?

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He posted a duplicate of it on /pol/




It was the Bikies?

ummm…. how did they get involved?

Why would the bikies have those two fucks from NSW taken to VIC for "Not answering a Tribunal summons" regarding that OTO case



>failure to attend a summons can be handwaved by being in a different state

That's not how it works; any state can extradite to another, so long as the crime was committed on the same state as the court is.

Not too familiar with the OTO case beyond quickly searching it, but it seems they committed slander/hate speech/religious vilification on a Victorian-based plaintiff and it was taken before a Victorian court, then they refused to comply with the court's ruling, stating that Victoria can't prosecute someone from NSW, which they can as the plaintiff was from Vic.

Thus, the extradition from NSW to Vic is totally legit and doesn't seem to have anything to do with corruption, but rather the plaintiff getting uppity that they didn't comply and forced the court/police system to take action, else it looks like the courts will let you go if you're in another state, which would set a great precedent for all manner of crimes.



no, that doesn't seem correct at all.

Remember the summons was from a tribunal. a tribunal is not a court and never will be as per the constitution of aus.

Yes, there are extraditions but there is a court process for that - PER STATE.

I would go to the thread in question (still in the catalog) but leads to a 404 so I cant check.

But it was all very suspect.

Thread in question: Anti Discrimination, Victoria is beyond fucked and small credence to that shitposter Luke McKee




read the actual legislation:


in all the sections for racial and religious vilification, including the (criminal) serious vilification offenses (which is what Blair Cottrell and friends got done under) there's a specific entry that states the conduct can have occurred outside Victoria.

for example:


Racial vilification unlawful

(1) A person must not, on the ground of the race of another person or class of persons, engage in conduct that incites hatred against, serious contempt for, or revulsion or severe ridicule of, that other person or class of persons.

(2) For the purposes of subsection (1), conduct—

(a) may be constituted by a single occasion or by a number of occasions over a period of time; and

(b) may occur in or outside Victoria.


"Engage in conduct" includes use of the internet or e-mail to publish or transmit statements or other material.

There are pretty broad exceptions in other parts of the legislation that apply to the lower tier 'vilification' though.

But yes you can be dragged to a tribunal in Victoria by a complainant under the 'civil' vilification section or poPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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OLD >>182814

Broom Broom




ting ting ting


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you have reached neetvana m8


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One time I was walking around northbridge drunk and wanted to fuck something, unfortunately everyone had high standards that night so I walked to a whore house that I found out about when some random Asian guys handed me a card.

Went to the brothel and they brought out the bitches, I was sitting next to a drunk Irish cunt who didn't know what was going on so I got the asian with the biggest tits and he got the mongers. Was waiting in the hallway with the asian slut who spoke no engrish while this other guy was trying to get me to swap my hooker for his.

Finally get in the room and she starts doing the sheets while I get nekid and wait for her by the shower, she takes her robe off and she has nice big soft jugglers with dark nipples and a shaved vagoo, she washes my cock in the shower and we jump on the bed. She sticks her tongue in my mouth but I push her away because that's fucked and I give her another $90 to suck me dick and balls which she was shit at.

She throws on ol Johny and gets to work on riding me dick,starts slow while she moans in gook and I'm just checking myself out in the big mirror in the room. She suddenly stops and stands up over over me and let's out a loud groan as she takes a big wet shit all over my cock and balls, it oozes all over my body and the stench stings my nostrils and my cock is now rock hard.

She sits back down on my shit covered cock and starts riding me hard as she continues to fart and shit on me which makes me harder and harder, I scoop up some poo and rub it together on my hands and grab her tits hard as I prepare to cum. She starts slamming up and down on me yelling for me to cum as I let a big juicy jizz bomb explode in her shit covered cunt, she stands up again and pisses shitty jizz all over my face.

She washes me off again in the shower and gives me some of her poo in a bag as a memento and I leave to go to dans for the next special.


Stupid post. Lucky this thread is ending.


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We really need to stop letting the threads die without a new one linked.

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Hume highway



Extremely irresponsible.



^ samefagging



Indeed, 1000cc superbikes are recklessly fast which is probably why I won't get one when I get off my Ps.

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OLD >>181283

Let bygones be bygones and turn over a new leaf.

Any resolutions?

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Not super sure, we've been here since the 28th and I'm on my 3rd pack. $4 Dunhills boys, still got the resealable pack too. Shits tight.


Went and spat it in a sink. She was struggling to keep it in because it was a monster load, that was satisfying after having been fucked around



Do you normally smoke when you are back home in oz?



Hes not lying. I've got a 7 inch dick and I've had several hookers exclaim about it and genuinely refuse doggy style because of it. 7" is in the top 1% iirc

Is our Vietnam flag poster a regular poster? Why does the other guy always have a question mark flag


My farts are very smelly



Used to smoke a pack a day, as of '17 I'm generally just smoking when I go out or I'm drinking. So I don't generally smoke cigarettes at work or home during the week, but I'm still getting nicotine from those erryday bongs I'm trying to kick

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Who is getting on the piss tonight? All of you degenerates I bet.

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is cuckposting still a permaban? should be



funnily enough, I used to think I had completely given up on it ever happening, but I've somehow redeveloped a yearning to find a gf recently



What you want is a fantasy.



What you all want is fantastic.

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Where do you live?

>do you rent, own, NEET?

>how much it cost

>what is the worst thing about your neighbour hood

>do you want to move somewhere else?

I live and grew up in Sydney, in the north. I fucking hate this place more and more everyday. It was good when i was a lid buy actually leaving my suburb have living around the city is awful. The public transport is shit, i have a car and the roads are even worse, the living cost is also huge. My gf pay $250 a week for a room in a shitty apartment. I hate the crowds and the noise, i would leave to anywhere where i can find work.

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Why don't you neck yourself already you disgusting self hating faggot? Ethnic replacement fetishists like you are fucked in the head. It is against basic biology for a race to want its own demise.




I bet both of you fuckers are so ugly IRL that the very existence of your spawn constitutes child abuse.



to be honest, when your ethnic group is filled with leftist faggots and traitors you can't help but feel like there's no hope


There is always hope, brothers. Some of us may be found in the wreckage, but European-derived whites have always risen to the top.

The only thing Muslims have in common with myself is the desire for a global ethno-religious war. Where we differ is our opinion of what the outcome will be.


Rent, 330 dollary doos a week.

Can't really think of anything bad about where I live - it's reasonably safe, there's plenty of shops within walking distance, it's 99% white, good public transport, good roads that aren't clogged with traffic. Work is only a 5 minute drive away.

I'm quite happy with where I am.

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Where did he go anons? He states he was an 8channerso why he stop does anyone know?

If there was any time that we needed him it's now :(

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>and held it over his head.

How so?


Is this basically /aus/'s version of e-celeb fellatio?



Yeah. JamFaze is a sick cunt, but he only releases videos every few months. He even talks about how he browses 8chan /v/ and a few other boards.



he wakes up one day to find an email or facebook message to one of his normie accounts asking about his youtube videos

Antifa sometimes try to get people to give info on others, and SRS on reddit would find the dox of people who were the moderators of various subreddits they were attacking then message them demanding that they disappear and transfer the mod-ship of the subreddits (or just give account login details) in exchange for not being outright doxed.

Sometimes the threat of doxing is more effective than actually dropping the dox (at which point the target has nothing left to lose and no reason to stop, see: Sven and Mike Enoch). It really varies depending on the situation.

In the case of an Islamic group they might prefer the guy just fuck off rather than make a spectacle out of him and attract more attention to him and his material by outing him.



>Sometimes the threat of doxing is more effective than actually dropping the dox

Ahhh. I definitely see how that would be *very* effective as an intimidation tactic. Especially for those of us that want to lead private lives.

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OLD >>179728

Just because chad does it doesn't mean you should. If chad jumped off a cliff would you? I didn't think so. You might think he's really cool because his gooncave is 2 stories high and he is a prettyboi but that doesn't change the fact that he is a bad influence on you lowly NEETs starved for companionship.

Get your shit together.

You too monk, have three days sober because we care

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yeah ive forgotten heaps of names, i never use facebook nowadays

i was the only person in kmart at 630am too, she had to help me with the automated checkout because they were having some banking issues



maybe go on the DSP, because aparently that means you can earn more money than us wagiecucks

And move out


someone make it



I've only been there once and when i went it was great. I went to meelup and castle rock beaches and they were some of the best beaches i've been to.


nah, it's south of adelaide, it's where the murray river reaches the ocean




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Nothing to say here I'm drunk as fuck. Probs gonna sleep.

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what a sillyhead, thinking you can see reflections in the eyes of friesian cow bird eyes


Am keen to put this thread out of its misery. Only three posts to go.



I highly doubt they'd be that cold in this weather, you smooth-brain




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What have you done to prove your loyalty to the mighty goonsack today?

Have you prayed at the goon temple? Have you sipped the goon cup?

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Asians are no fun to rape, they just flap they're arms and make weird noises. It's like raping a chicken



Mate i've had like 5 or 6 already today, I need a break



raping chickens is great cunt, maybe you've been raping the roosters



>fight me

Can't, too pathetic to even throw a decent punch. Had no father to teach me such things ay



my dad taught me how to drink beer and ruin my mother's life

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Now that Christmas and boxing day are over are you going to Dans

Remember NEETys Dans will always love you

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Didn't they make some computer games for 40k? You could try their soundtracks


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Getting linked anywhere is cheating in my books and it encourages just jumping in.




how sweet are they?

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