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Old thread: >>176633

I hope you NEETs ate and drank and were merry today. I know it can be stressful for some of us being around all the normie relatives.

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Thou shall not guzzle cum


Why does the gen always slow down at this tiem of night?


Farewell to old England for ever,

Farewell to my rum coes as well,

Farewell to the well-known Old Bailey

Where I used for to cut such a swell.

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay,

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,

And we're bound for Botany Bay.

There's the captain as is our commander,

There's the bo'sun and all the ship's crew,

There's the first- and the second-class passengers,

Knows what we poor convicts go through.


'Taint leaving old England we cares about,

'Taint cos we mis-spells what we knows,

But because all we light-fingered gentry

Hops around with a log on our toes.

These seven long years I've been serving now

And seven long more have to stay

All for bashing a bloke down our alley

And taking his ticker away.

Oh, had I the wings of a turtle-dove,

I'd soar on my pinions so high,

Straight back to the arms of my Polly love,

And in her sweet presence I'd die.

Now all my young Dookies and Duchesses,

Take warning from what I've to say:

Mind all is your own as you toucheses

Or you'll find us in Botany Bay.

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NEET General #185 - 1 night until Christmas edition

Remember to stay comfy.

OLD >>175863

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Yeah we'll have to wait to see a Wikileaks answer i guess.

I've been thinking that poster "Q" on 4chan was a larping faggot but i was just going through some pics on twitter about assange and his came up.

What are your thoughts on that? The people in those threads were all seth rich and hillary for prison dicks so i avoided the threads.



That Q stuff stank of LARPing so I didn't follow it closely.

Anyone who says things like Mueller is secretly working on Trump's side is a LARPer and an idiot.




can't you just use gift cards like an atm card and make them put the left over onto the bill then finish paying the rest with cash?



i guess i am kinda goth



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Lots of you blame white genocide on the Jews, feminism, socialism, or capitalism, but it's all bullshit. The bottom line is that irreligious people don't have kids, no matter what colour they are. This is true in every country on Earth, whether or not it has a white majority.

I have been openly atheist since 14 (I'm now 25), but I am taking Catechism this year because atheism/agnosticism/"spiritual but not religious" is almost as effective as getting a vasectomy because religious women will not marry you if you are an atheist and secular women squeeze out one downie at 35 after spending a lifetime "finding themselves" on the cock carousel.

Do not join a cucked church, even if your family comes from one. If you're from a Protestant family, become Mormon or Evangelical. If you're from a Catholic family, rejoin the Church and attend Latin mass with the traditionalists. If you're Orthodox, keep doing what you're doing.

This is the most practical advice for ending white genocide today, and it doesn't involve any wacky politics, activism, or other bullshit. It involves you getting your ass out of bed on Sunday and going to church.

I still don't believe in God, but I don't care, because reversing white genocide is more important. Secular women are trash anyway, and collect bastard children like stamps. This is why bastard children are the norm in Nordic countries.



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nah i mean mormon is a bad church worse than anglicanism



Absolute bs, my atheist friend who is defo a sperg is fucking a jew on the reg and they plan on getting married and having many jew/sperg'd out kidies.




this, socialism is the displacement of power. it creates a situation where a group will inevitably become dependant upon another group, and when that happens, that is when the mixing happens.



Honestly doesn't sound like such a bad trade-off to me.

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OLD >>175075

Make the threads early you doll bludgeon cunts. More characters to be honest neets.

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You fucking idiot



>tfw you will never have an ultranationalist japanese waifu



You fucking idiot



You fucking idiot




It's Home Alone 1&2 for me, I watch them every year around Christmas. And maybe Jingle All The Way if I'm feeling really nostalgic

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OLD >>174282

So what are youse cunts doing for the longest day of the year? Got a nice sacrifice or two planned? Don't forget to do your christmas shopping too, your mummybot deserves something nice from her special little boy.

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fuck i was craving a coopers long neck last night, just one would've been enough because it's been so long. I probably wouldn't've drunk it all anyway.

I ended up just drinking some coke which was probably worse for my new filling but at least it stopped the cravings


>tfw depressed


>tfw undressed


>tfw depressed because we have run out of posts


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One of the only good things to happen in this country in the last 20 years is that the price of takeaway has come down, so much that there is no reason to ever cook again if you want to save money.

Chicken breast is 10$/kilo where I live, when you can buy an Indian takeaway for the same amount with 2 curries and rice, half the amount of chicken but its a full meal with the rice and its convenient.

Cooking is an absolute meme, the only people who push it are boomers and they will never catch on to anything.


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Careful with kangaroo meat. If it's too cooked, it'll go tough. If it's left to sit, it'll go tough. I haven't found a way to cook it that lets you come back to it later to enjoy.


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>You aren't doing anything wrong, cooking isn't worth it at this point. Lmfao at the guy

>cooking isn't worth it

>at this point le current year

Pic related; your dinners when mum & dad throw you out



And it's probably a teaspoon of wach



When mined it's good


I've seen Kangaroo going for $7 a kilo once


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Yeah it shouldn't be a problem with mince. Might not be as juicy though.


Fuck up, stupid faggot.

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OLD >>173558

Suck a fat dick mate.

That'll fucking teach you wont it? Shouldn't've fucking told us that you needed to post it and just did it.

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Forgot the image





shit I was going to link that exact gif but didn't because I couldn't be fucked finding it on me hard drive


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I am sorry

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OLD >>172784

Post an interesting point that you think most people wouldn't know.

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I do not feel the need for the plan B, pissing you off and having that in this thread achieved is my happiness.


When yousperg out over how I didn't fuck up the thread makes me happier when its still active


all me


all ME


ALL me


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Scary Pepe what a load of shit.

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Apparently Australia has a huge crystal meth epidemic.

Why is that? Also is it the same shit that's over in the states or is it different in any way?

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what's the difference between a meth and speed high?


meth is for pussies


Any of you noob looking for sa dealer.. have none of you fuckers heard of puff n play ads on craigslist.. i sell 8ball a night from my craigslist ads.. get blowies off the chicks and most dudes want you to fuck their mrs for them..

I love meth.. but seriously what we got now aint meth…

meth = SHABOO

what we got now, due to them changing chemical comp of redhead matches, (No red phosphorus) and a few other tricks its more a crystal version of speed



Kill yourself you fucking scum



I guess little Johnny and the Pharmacist's Guild conspiring to stealthban pseudoephedrine didn't work. Funny that, seeing as reports proved that over 90% of meth was made with foreign precursors smuggled from Thailand anyway.

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Less than two weeks left in the year, have you gone down to Dan Murphy's to buy some goon for Christmas and New Year's Eve?

OLD: >>171994

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>Why did you kill him?

>>The poo posting on NEET Gen sent me over the edge and I had to act.


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Funny point about Freddy:

He is an Iranian Zoroastrian with Indian Parents who grew up in Tanzania.



Strangely I already knew that.


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dads asking if i did that little errand for him

dunno how to say "nah ive been on the piss ALL FUCKING WEEK"


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Would you say Australia is less cucked than Canada? Looking to get away from this shithole. We're already 3% Muslim and rising fast.

Before anyone asks, yes I'm 100% white. (Mostly British.)

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Indonesia isn't a problem to us regarding immigration

Thank fuck we have fucking degenerates go there and ruin Bali even more so Indos don't want to go here



Spoken like a true seppo. How's that wall coming along?



there are shitloads of niggers in Melbourne now, the fuck you talking about?


Canada is way more cucked



Wtf why do I have a yank flag

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NEET General #179 - Simpsons on channel 10 edition

Only 1 more weekend day to get through until weekday peacefulness.

OLD: >>171217

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they're about 1/20 of people coming here. most are immigrants



But they getting faster fibre internet -__-



>The problem with refugees isn't that they get welfarebux.

If they didn't get welfarebux, they wouldn't come here. Have a look at how many refugees Eastern Europe gets. (Hint: It's almost zero.)

But yes, the problem is that as >>172777 said, refugees only make up 5% of the people coming here. The other 95%, we open the door and let right in to drive our taxis, collect our trolleys and staff our Dominos.


Why do Maoris move to australia? I never understood this



They like the sun and construction jobs I guess, I'd imagine with NZ selling out to the Chinks and boomers with a similar housing situation over there they wouldn't have a problem getting construction jobs over there though.

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Old Thread: >>170425

This edition of the NEET General is dedicated to all our large NEETs. God bless them and their appetites.

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Gippsland must be comfy for night NEETrides



You didn't pay for the movie?




what did you mean by this?


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NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

OLD >>169583

Last week before kids are on school holidays and wagies stop wageing edition

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I wonder what the public pools in aboriginal communities looks like



You'd be surprised, I can almost guarantee there would be nothing in them. Not even water.



There is probably a film of petrol on top.



literal swamps


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Found some resources recently (on kikepedia no less) which shows the majority of racial violence in Australia is committed by non-whites against other non-whites. Thought some here might find it interesting.

Pre colonisation

>Various examples of violence have been attributed to racial factors during the recorded history of Australia since white settlement, and a level of intertribal rivalry and violence among Indigenous Australians pre-dates the arrival of white settlers from Britain in 1788.

Broome Race Riots

>In 1920, Japanese residents of Broome in Western Australia attacked Timorese living there. The racial violence continued for a week, and was the most violent in the last century. 60 people were injured and 7 killed.

Ethnic Groups Organized Crime (Sydney gang rapes)

>The Sydney gang rapes were a series of gang rape attacks committed by a group of up to fourteen Lebanese Australian men led by Bilal Skaf against white Australian teenage girls, as young as 14, in Sydney Australia in 2000. The crimes were described as ethnically motivated hate crimes by officials and commentators.

Attacks against Indian Students

>In Sydney, around 150 – 200 Indian men gathered to protest against police inaction about attacks on them by Lebanese Australian Youths in Harris Park, in the city's west. Groups of Lebanese youths from the area also attended the scene resulting in some clashes, though police presence stopped further affray. The protest went on for three days. Australian High Commissioner to India John McCarthy said that there was an element of racism involved in the attacks on Indians.

https:// en.wikipedia.org


I bring this up because by now most of you should have heard about the large gang fight in Southern Perth that left 2 stabbed and one dead. I'm trying to find as mPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>european racial crime is committed by the blue gang to protect wankers in gated communities





>kraut propaganda

get out of my board, this is my land fullar







How the fuck did you get here Abo



i followed the fence

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