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File: 790cb6f63e39b61⋯.png (19.52 KB, 328x352, 41:44, Map_of_Australia.png)

 No.151542[Reply]

Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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 No.152354

Someone else make the next General. I'm too lazy, plus I can never remember how to link the old one.


 No.152355

I'll just


 No.152356

>>152355

Use up


 No.152357

>>152356

The last posts


 No.152359

Kek'd hard at this




File: a041d6c94f7aa50⋯.jpg (29.81 KB, 520x292, 130:73, abo.jpg)

 No.134128[Reply]

My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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 No.148613


 No.148772

>>134214

If you can do the maths for this then you are not abbo.


 No.148812

>>148772

Nah, cenno does the maths for them.


 No.149631

>>148415

t. Boong


 No.151678

how didn't any one sniff you out as an abo? they have such a distinctive smell. even the passably white ones.




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 No.150712[Reply]

It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.

OLD

>>149926

>>149926

>>149926

It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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 No.151537

>>151536

It wasn't accidental


 No.151538

>>151536

Nah it was I was drunk and confused my pisse bottle with my drink bottle


 No.151539

>>151532

well I'm there if you really want to talk


 No.151540

>>151533

No.

>>151534

The chinks have all our data anyway, unless you are planning anything illegal over discord like a retard I'm not too concerned


 No.151541

>>151528

Been out its prettt meh

Just sex toys in sex shop.

Fuck figures

there are jap cars in Aus too

Not groping a girl in a train. I'll go to jail. And girls are hard to grope here, they are very wary.

Trying to have fun and failing




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File: 0654dff2fe49beb⋯.png (32.8 KB, 657x488, 657:488, casualties.png)

 No.146007[Reply]

how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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 No.151116

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.151205

File: eea8e9f36d902f2⋯.png (25.24 KB, 742x383, 742:383, 27thtodaylol.png)

> Cijacking intensifies


 No.151213

File: aa13c4c2efa32dc⋯.png (35.96 KB, 472x533, 472:533, superterrorists.png)


 No.151221

> How to deradicalize the CIA without getting killed

> dont


 No.151224

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

> brutal




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 No.149926[Reply]

Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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 No.150743

>>150740

kind of but maybe not, i have used them before though.


 No.150744

>>150737

If that happens a lot you should get some rehydration salts

The orange flavoured ones are easy to get down


 No.150745

>>150739

No I have no antacid.


 No.150747

>>150744

I have only thrown up a handful of times in my life. I don't plan on it happening again any time remotely soon.

I feel so awful.


 No.150748

move to new thread niggros




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 No.149116[Reply]

The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?

Previous

>>148302

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 No.149986

>>149983

You got ripped off m8

Should've sold it to the niggers there, you'd have got $12 worth of kfc and 4 watermelonms

Also, I fucking love these posts probably no-one will ever read


 No.149987

>>149985

Lol, you cheeky cunt


 No.149988

>>149986

for a bunch of neets they seem pretty energetic and eager to get to a new thread


 No.149990

>>149988

Yeah, it's the appeal of the new.

I blame Centrelink

VN slipped a fat girls bum picture at the end of the last thread, that gave me a laugh


 No.149991

>>149987

我不得不仰望“Cunt”。非常糟糕的话,你没有表现出尊重。我的表弟没有告诉我这样恶劣的人生活在奇妙的国家。

不好,不好将会考察新西兰。




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 No.148302[Reply]

Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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 No.149111

>>149107

did you ask her out?


 No.149114

Just had fap number three, when I was a neet I would have been on number 6


 No.149115

File: 0114741d8026d34⋯.jpg (526.51 KB, 2000x1324, 500:331, monk.jpg)

>>149114

I can only summon the enthusiasm to fap once or twice week now I'm a wagecel.


 No.149117

>>149116

made a new thread. Fucked up the OP. I only meant to use one pic


 No.149755

File: 7c783b56a814f0f⋯.jpg (620.32 KB, 1743x2582, 1743:2582, xA90N55.jpg)

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.




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 No.134839[Reply]

Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-robots-are-coming-but-theyre-bring-a-lot-of-moral-issues-with-them/news-story/f30678541b6e53683f3e93cee13c1ceb

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 No.136145

I want a robotic doll that looks like a little girl.

And why the fuck ???

But the sad thing is that i can be found guilty of "child" pornography if i own such a thing….world is fucked.


 No.136316

>>136314

the fuck did i just watch!??!


 No.136321

>>136145

that turned me on….am i pedo now?


 No.137632

Dice rollRolled 2, 1, 2 + 4 = 9 (3d3)

>>136321

not unless you want to fuck an actual little girl, anon.


 No.148513

File: 10b135b5dddfc47⋯.png (32.18 KB, 288x307, 288:307, hype.PNG)

>>134839

>buy doll

>buy ai (siri alexa or some shit)

>pretend ai is the doll

profit




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 No.147508[Reply]

Old: https://8ch.net/aus/res/146640.html

Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.

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 No.148306

>>148305

Ironic wageposting is still wageposting


 No.148309

>>148295

Your now an old neet, by neet law you must seuppuku by age 40


 No.148333

>>148309

>tfw 2 years overdue for suddoku


 No.148624

>>148305

>DOES THIS EVER END

>WILL I STOP BEING TIRED

do you really need to ask that? you go to work, you'll be tired until retirement and then you'll be so old you'll be tired anyway.


 No.191328




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 No.142051[Reply]

Hey Aussies, does anyone know anymore films and docks based on true Aussie events?

I only got this so far

https://theculturetrip.com/pacific/australia/articles/top-10-movies-based-on-true-aussie-stories/

Plus the wolf creek movies

Pic unrelated

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 No.143952

>>143780

And her dog ate 1080 :(


 No.144223

>>142051

Cane Toads: An Unnatural History

Alone Across Australia

Metal Down Under

Not Quite Hollywood

Kapyong

Tackle happy

All docos, all good


 No.144467

Wolf Creek


 No.147216

just came across this list, it might interest some of you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_New_Wave


 No.147319

There's an old ABC doco about Mawson's survival that I've been wanting to get a full copy of for yonks.

https://www.screenaustralia.gov.au/the-screen-guide/t/douglas-mawson---the-survivor-1982/2760/

(…clips from it were reused in another documentary that had Mir Space Station survivors)




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 No.135450[Reply]

“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.

https://archive.fo/33eiq

which one of you did it?

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 No.142630

If this is deterring these opportunistic rats from coming here and buying more of our land I'm all for it. The problem is already far beyond fucked and its laughable that they are butthurt about it, if there were a group of westerners trying to set up shop in China like they do here they would lose their shit and force them out any way they could, we welcome them and they don't even learn fucking English just go straight to their communities and begin exploiting real estate and the like asap. Why do we have to be such a whore country to the highest bidder, it shouldn't be nearly as attractive and lucrative as it is but when you completely stop giving a shit about your countries future this is what happens, we are literally swamped with this shit


 No.146067

File: 7919174433657ed⋯.png (47.02 KB, 950x573, 950:573, chinese_subhumans.png)

File: e79bb8106a17515⋯.png (757.2 KB, 800x5132, 200:1283, chinese subhumans 2.png)

>>138075

>China

>Good

Astagafirullah, those pork-eating heathens are truly the worst

HEAR YE HEAR YE

THE TALE OF THE SLANT-EYED JEW

THAT ENDS WITH THEIR 'KINGDOM' OVERTHREW


 No.146602

>>140654

There's a little story from chink land where 100+ residents nested in some apartment complex, had a light blew in their only elevator. After a number of years of riding in darkness the residents finally decide to do something about it, so they all got together held several meetings. Not a single chink broke, they believed it wasn't there right to replace a $3 dollar light bulb and refuse to pitch in for a joint effort which would cost them a few cents.

It's not like these chinks were poor either, majority were high-middle class who'll have weekly gambling losses 100 times greater than cost of the bulb.


 No.147031

File: c5789ad99db2f48⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 890.98 KB, 480x256, 15:8, Shovel Dog 2 Chink Shovelf….mp4)

>>146602

Ay, I know that story. You glanced over a detail though.

The reason none of them broke was because that if a single chink took responsibility and fixed something once, then he'd always be responsible for fixing it.


 No.147033

>>147031

Argh, I've been caught out with this.

The problem when fucking Australians do it to someone, they'll 'mission creep' and push them into being responsible for a lot fucking more.

>hurr you were doing the leaf litter burn offs?

>HERE'S FUCKING 50 TONNES OF TURPENTINE TREE CUTS I'M JUST GUNNA JUST LEAVE HERE

>YOU'RE OKAY BURNING ALL THAT OFF RIGHT???




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 No.146640[Reply]

Old Thread: >>145781

It is springtime for NEETs. I hope you are all in fine flower.

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 No.147502

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 No.147503

>>147502

magnificent

>>147500

He almost made it.


 No.147504

>>147503

so close and yet so far and he died because they send neets to the most dangerous areas of the container lot


 No.147505

New thread required.


 No.147506

>>147505

You wasted the last post to say that




File: 58a61cf83c7e06e⋯.jpg (24 KB, 200x274, 100:137, Race War.jpg)

 No.136092[Reply]

The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.

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 No.145392

90% of maoris in nz are obese haha theyre all gonna drop dead 50 years old


 No.145697

>>141000

The do the same thing here with Aboriginals. When I was an apprentice, a representative from Apprentices Australia came to check up on us. She filled out this risk matrix for each of us. We all fell in the low risk bracket except for this one guy who was "Aboriginal" and had "dyslexia".

He had been doing just fine up until that point but, the representative became distressed and called an emergency meeting with our employers to discuss how "high risk" this guy was.

If I were "Aboriginal" it would have been the same for me too since I have high functioning autism but, the lady didn't give two shits about me. We were all under 18 and we all didn't have NTCETs or equivalents so we all scored a few points. Funny to think that a few years and a few passing grades later and that same guy would raise no alarm despite being virtually the same man. Good thing he didn't have a vagina or shit would really have gone down.

When there were actual difficulties regarding one of our lecturers at TAFE she did nothing yet absolutely freaked out about this guy's "aboriginality" and imperceptible mental disability.


 No.146260

File: 4b9fbc16adfe259⋯.jpg (17 KB, 255x246, 85:82, nigger.jpg)

>>136092

sounds like a no-win situation for the maoris

if they win and oust whitey the country becomes mini africa and they all die of starvation, disease and pointless infighting

if they lose they get sent to the camps to be worked to death rebuilding everything their little rebellion destroyed


 No.146280

>>136726

>Maori are cannabolicsitc

They …. like to smoke cannabos ?


 No.146309

Pay no heed to the Canuck, he's here to convince you that killing yourself makes you win. Here's what you really do it you're worried about Kiwi invasion: Build a big, beautiful wall, and make New Zealand pay for it. If a wall's too much, just stock the waters between Australia and New Zealand with extra saltwater crocodile s and maybe get your government to sponsor a breeding program to build up the numbers of your native SUV-sized spiders.




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 No.145781[Reply]

You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread

old:

>>144775

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 No.146641

File: 3836a61b5b091ab⋯.jpg (261.16 KB, 957x447, 319:149, NeetCat.jpg)

>>146639

Yeah, I tried to make a new one an hour ago and it said "too many threads" or some shit.

I was gonna make it a NEET cat thread


 No.146642

New thread: >>146640

New thread: >>146640

New thread: >>146640

New thread: >>146640


 No.146649

File: b64dc253b3170a6⋯.png (82.77 KB, 339x329, 339:329, 1423454888480.png)

>>146531

You could go on the DSP for 2-3 years while you wait for a good job. Your perfect 100k or 120k+ job.

Nothing's set in stone


 No.146651

fug me. new thread


 No.147043

i hate these what do you call them, people sending messages to me about voting for gay marriage, i hate this




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 No.145017[Reply]

If you're a cunt and use vodafone, telstra or optus, you cannot post at all on cuck/v/. However you can post on the other boards. This is like that /mu/ ban a while ago which got lifted, but worse becauss you cannot post in threads.

Given how autistic the moderators on halfcuck are, there are no VPNS that will work either.

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 No.145114

Well rused OP. Got me to post there. All working well.


 No.145145

…and nothing of value was lost


 No.145202

>aussies banned for shitposting


 No.145247

>>145030

I go there for /wsg/ and /k/, since there's always new threads, plenty to look at and pass time


 No.145806

>>145017

4cuck is good for /e/, /t/ and /mu/ sharethreads, but /v/ is silly. just play games instead of talkin about them




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