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Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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Someone else make the next General. I'm too lazy, plus I can never remember how to link the old one.


I'll just



Use up



The last posts


Kek'd hard at this

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My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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If you can do the maths for this then you are not abbo.



Nah, cenno does the maths for them.



t. Boong


how didn't any one sniff you out as an abo? they have such a distinctive smell. even the passably white ones.

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It's time we let go of the angry meme editions and the failed milestone editions and settled back into the rhythm of pepe and post. I know this is a bit early but it's better than running out completely. Let those remaining posts be a tribute to the NEET God, so he may forgive us for our recent missteps.





It might help to include a talking point here. What are you neets doing to prepare for the upcoming warm weather? Are you getting outside in your gardens?

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It wasn't accidental



Nah it was I was drunk and confused my pisse bottle with my drink bottle



well I'm there if you really want to talk





The chinks have all our data anyway, unless you are planning anything illegal over discord like a retard I'm not too concerned



Been out its prettt meh

Just sex toys in sex shop.

Fuck figures

there are jap cars in Aus too

Not groping a girl in a train. I'll go to jail. And girls are hard to grope here, they are very wary.

Trying to have fun and failing

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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> Cijacking intensifies


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> How to deradicalize the CIA without getting killed

> dont


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> brutal

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Dopey cunt you deserve death

>tfw Sarina Russo said they'd call me about a job interview

>they didn't call me

Oh well I guess I've got to stay a NEET.

Pic related is the OP of NEET General #151.

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kind of but maybe not, i have used them before though.



If that happens a lot you should get some rehydration salts

The orange flavoured ones are easy to get down



No I have no antacid.



I have only thrown up a handful of times in my life. I don't plan on it happening again any time remotely soon.

I feel so awful.


move to new thread niggros

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The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?



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You got ripped off m8

Should've sold it to the niggers there, you'd have got $12 worth of kfc and 4 watermelonms

Also, I fucking love these posts probably no-one will ever read



Lol, you cheeky cunt



for a bunch of neets they seem pretty energetic and eager to get to a new thread



Yeah, it's the appeal of the new.

I blame Centrelink

VN slipped a fat girls bum picture at the end of the last thread, that gave me a laugh





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Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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did you ask her out?


Just had fap number three, when I was a neet I would have been on number 6


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I can only summon the enthusiasm to fap once or twice week now I'm a wagecel.



made a new thread. Fucked up the OP. I only meant to use one pic


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If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.


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I want a robotic doll that looks like a little girl.

And why the fuck ???

But the sad thing is that i can be found guilty of "child" pornography if i own such a thing….world is fucked.



the fuck did i just watch!??!



that turned me on….am i pedo now?


Dice rollRolled 2, 1, 2 + 4 = 9 (3d3)


not unless you want to fuck an actual little girl, anon.


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>buy doll

>buy ai (siri alexa or some shit)

>pretend ai is the doll


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Old: https://8ch.net/aus/res/146640.html

Went to Sarina Russo for the container unloader position. They said they're looking for people with a licence. I was honest on my job application and said I didn't have one.

10th failed job interview this year.

Suicide looks fun.

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Ironic wageposting is still wageposting



Your now an old neet, by neet law you must seuppuku by age 40



>tfw 2 years overdue for suddoku





do you really need to ask that? you go to work, you'll be tired until retirement and then you'll be so old you'll be tired anyway.


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Hey Aussies, does anyone know anymore films and docks based on true Aussie events?

I only got this so far


Plus the wolf creek movies

Pic unrelated

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And her dog ate 1080 :(



Cane Toads: An Unnatural History

Alone Across Australia

Metal Down Under

Not Quite Hollywood


Tackle happy

All docos, all good


Wolf Creek


just came across this list, it might interest some of you



There's an old ABC doco about Mawson's survival that I've been wanting to get a full copy of for yonks.


(…clips from it were reused in another documentary that had Mir Space Station survivors)

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“No Chinese Allowed” signs seen around universities in Melbourne

>According to the local Australian Chinese media publications Melbourne Today and Melbourne WeLife, anti-Chinese posters have been plastered around prestigious universities such as Monash University and the University of Melbourne.


which one of you did it?

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If this is deterring these opportunistic rats from coming here and buying more of our land I'm all for it. The problem is already far beyond fucked and its laughable that they are butthurt about it, if there were a group of westerners trying to set up shop in China like they do here they would lose their shit and force them out any way they could, we welcome them and they don't even learn fucking English just go straight to their communities and begin exploiting real estate and the like asap. Why do we have to be such a whore country to the highest bidder, it shouldn't be nearly as attractive and lucrative as it is but when you completely stop giving a shit about your countries future this is what happens, we are literally swamped with this shit


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Astagafirullah, those pork-eating heathens are truly the worst






There's a little story from chink land where 100+ residents nested in some apartment complex, had a light blew in their only elevator. After a number of years of riding in darkness the residents finally decide to do something about it, so they all got together held several meetings. Not a single chink broke, they believed it wasn't there right to replace a $3 dollar light bulb and refuse to pitch in for a joint effort which would cost them a few cents.

It's not like these chinks were poor either, majority were high-middle class who'll have weekly gambling losses 100 times greater than cost of the bulb.


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Ay, I know that story. You glanced over a detail though.

The reason none of them broke was because that if a single chink took responsibility and fixed something once, then he'd always be responsible for fixing it.



Argh, I've been caught out with this.

The problem when fucking Australians do it to someone, they'll 'mission creep' and push them into being responsible for a lot fucking more.

>hurr you were doing the leaf litter burn offs?



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Old Thread: >>145781

It is springtime for NEETs. I hope you are all in fine flower.

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He almost made it.



so close and yet so far and he died because they send neets to the most dangerous areas of the container lot


New thread required.



You wasted the last post to say that

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The Maori Wars, which PC faggots call the New Zealand Wars, will happen again some time in the second half of this century.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

Notice how in the same table, the NZ government is very careful to obscure the fact that the white fraction of NZ children will be absolutely tiny by inventing a bogus "European and Other" category.

> 'European or Other' children will make up 63.2 percent in 2038, compared with 71.6 percent in 2013.

>Māori children will make up 32.6 percent in 2038, compared with 25.6 percent in 2013.

>Asian children will make up 21.6 percent in 2038, compared with 11.9 percent in 2013.

>Pacific children will make up 19.6 percent in 2038, compared with 13.4 percent in 2013.

Let's do some simple math. What percent of the children will be non-white in 2038? This excludes the few percent of Africans and South Americans that will be present.

32.6% + 21.6% + 19.6% = 73.8%

So around 20 years later in New Zealand in around 2060, the fighting age male population of New Zealand will be around 80% non-white, with the largest group being Maori, who have a burning hatred of whites. When the 200 year anniversary of the end of the Maori Wars come in 2072, do you really think that the British Victory is going to be celebrated? Is it even "celebrated" today?

Maoris get off on having a "warrior" culture, and they'll kill every white man on the Islands if given the chance, and that chance will presents itself when the "rainbow coalition" has a super majority in the second half of the century. No one is going to give a fuck about massacring whitey on some far flung islands in the Chinese dominated world of the late 21st century. No one will come to save you.

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90% of maoris in nz are obese haha theyre all gonna drop dead 50 years old



The do the same thing here with Aboriginals. When I was an apprentice, a representative from Apprentices Australia came to check up on us. She filled out this risk matrix for each of us. We all fell in the low risk bracket except for this one guy who was "Aboriginal" and had "dyslexia".

He had been doing just fine up until that point but, the representative became distressed and called an emergency meeting with our employers to discuss how "high risk" this guy was.

If I were "Aboriginal" it would have been the same for me too since I have high functioning autism but, the lady didn't give two shits about me. We were all under 18 and we all didn't have NTCETs or equivalents so we all scored a few points. Funny to think that a few years and a few passing grades later and that same guy would raise no alarm despite being virtually the same man. Good thing he didn't have a vagina or shit would really have gone down.

When there were actual difficulties regarding one of our lecturers at TAFE she did nothing yet absolutely freaked out about this guy's "aboriginality" and imperceptible mental disability.


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sounds like a no-win situation for the maoris

if they win and oust whitey the country becomes mini africa and they all die of starvation, disease and pointless infighting

if they lose they get sent to the camps to be worked to death rebuilding everything their little rebellion destroyed



>Maori are cannabolicsitc

They …. like to smoke cannabos ?


Pay no heed to the Canuck, he's here to convince you that killing yourself makes you win. Here's what you really do it you're worried about Kiwi invasion: Build a big, beautiful wall, and make New Zealand pay for it. If a wall's too much, just stock the waters between Australia and New Zealand with extra saltwater crocodile s and maybe get your government to sponsor a breeding program to build up the numbers of your native SUV-sized spiders.

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You missed your moment to stand in the light with us big boys

we were all rooting for you, now you need to wait for the next one.

We're all very, very disappointed in you, you are capable of so much yet you squander your potential with unparalleled apathy. That's saying something considering this is the NEET thread



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Yeah, I tried to make a new one an hour ago and it said "too many threads" or some shit.

I was gonna make it a NEET cat thread


New thread: >>146640

New thread: >>146640

New thread: >>146640

New thread: >>146640


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You could go on the DSP for 2-3 years while you wait for a good job. Your perfect 100k or 120k+ job.

Nothing's set in stone


fug me. new thread


i hate these what do you call them, people sending messages to me about voting for gay marriage, i hate this

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If you're a cunt and use vodafone, telstra or optus, you cannot post at all on cuck/v/. However you can post on the other boards. This is like that /mu/ ban a while ago which got lifted, but worse becauss you cannot post in threads.

Given how autistic the moderators on halfcuck are, there are no VPNS that will work either.

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Well rused OP. Got me to post there. All working well.


…and nothing of value was lost


>aussies banned for shitposting



I go there for /wsg/ and /k/, since there's always new threads, plenty to look at and pass time



4cuck is good for /e/, /t/ and /mu/ sharethreads, but /v/ is silly. just play games instead of talkin about them

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