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File: 46f717a4dcd6102⋯.jpg (45.61 KB, 375x592, 375:592, 1495595259872.jpg)

 No.160984[Reply]

Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts

OLD

>>160229

>>160229

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 No.161758

>>161752

You are fucking retarded.

Whiskey is American.

Whisky comes from Ireland or Scotland.


 No.161759


 No.161760

File: 75bcb53d1bbfd8e⋯.png (52.38 KB, 480x628, 120:157, 1478075372828.png)

Alrighty,

New thread

>>161738

>>161738


 No.161761

>>161758

>tfw you dont know the difference between american and irish/scotish whiskey/whisky


 No.161762

>>161759

I had one job and you took it from me




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 No.160229[Reply]

Since we all know that GF 2017 was a normie trap, let's celebrate the opposite

OLD >>159437

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 No.161007

손가락 쓰레기 버려주세요.


 No.161008

>>161005

>China is the number one one. We have Australia Japan is the United States of sex toys.

>Animation is no sex loser.

Fucking kek


 No.161011

>>161006

他妈的你白色的男孩,我不吃狗。我有宠物狗。这是种族主义。他妈的你猪皮子女。不要用传统书写,没有人使用


 No.161012

ニートは大問題だ


 No.161014

>>161007

>韩国

你甚至不如日本的猪狗,美国的女傀儡总统。你耻辱你的近亲祖先




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 No.135258[Reply]

Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

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 No.153768

>>141224

>they even do it in a professional context

elaborate


 No.153808

>>153768

They actually don't, he's just an indian trying to avoid confrontation. Trust me, I'm a professional.


 No.153826

>>153605

Op here, I ended up just paying the fine. I have to make sure there's enough money on my miky and to touch on before getting on the train like a good goy now. I haven't come across another inspector yet. I work in the city and sometimes catch the train at 11pm. I guess they'd be working like 9 to 5 or something so you're probably safe outside those times


 No.160389

>>135266

if it's your first fine, you can usually contest it and get off with a warning


 No.160515

>>153826

nah m8 got fined a couple of weeks ago at 8:30pm on a tram. still waiting for the fine to come in




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 No.158300[Reply]

Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?

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 No.158417

>>158368

can't, my GP unavailable for today


 No.158530

Find a local Chinese GP? They're usually much more easy going when giving out certs.


 No.158846

File: 4ab5603df427327⋯.jpg (102.7 KB, 600x842, 300:421, medical-certificate.jpg)

>>158300

heres my doc cert

just fill in the blanks, ditto.


 No.158953

File: 7021371bbc068f3⋯.png (540.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, laughsinchink.png)


 No.159973

Fuck cunt do you still need this?

Tots forgot




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 No.159437[Reply]

OLD

>>158678

That's 125 posts apiece in a single day. You really are half a dozen degenerates.

See you tomorrow night for 164

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 No.160226

big pajeet pussy


 No.160227

jew poo


 No.160228

take the brown pill mates


 No.160230

I'm the dr doolittle of neets


 No.160231

NEW

>>160229

fuck u m8




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 No.158678[Reply]

OLD >>157930

Not keen on how fast these are moving, some of your mummybots need to take your modems away for a bit. Anyway, summer is almost here once again. Feels like just yesterday that we hit 100 generals.

Also it's early because some dumbcunts try to shitpost to 750 so we can't link the new one.

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 No.159500

>>159497

they might be the only ones who'd listen at the time


 No.159538

>>159441

He has a sexual fetish for getting the first post


 No.159554

>>159538

what ever it takes to have a good time i guess


 No.159785

don't mind me boys, I am just stealing one of these free posts no-one is guarding.


 No.160053

Hoy cunts, I'm usually the cunt who posts the /aus/ hunger games nomination, but the faggot there is leaving it too late and I have plans tonight meaning I cant submit

So if one of you cunts want to submit instead that'd be great




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 No.157930[Reply]

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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 No.159134

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely, not for very much longer

I've got to keep control


 No.159135

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the time warp again,

Let's do the time warp again!


 No.159136

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane,

Let's do the time warp again!


 No.159137

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're there in the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation,

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the time warp again!


 No.159138

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the time warp again!




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 No.157146[Reply]

Last Thread >>156382

Do you know what's happening for you in 2018?

How are you handling the heat?

I fear that people here are going to commit suicide.

Just getting that eery feeling.

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 No.157924


 No.157926

File: 5f3df9cd5c63072⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 267x400, 267:400, howard-and-costello.jpg)


 No.157927

>>157924

doesn't count if you're dyslexic


 No.157928

>>157922

yes, but i'm not telling. the allure of mystery will keep you wondering

>>157923

>>157924

that's how it's done


 No.157929

>>157926

Wait Mugabe is dead

When the fuck did this happen

I remember him on the news today saying he will try not to get impeached




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 No.155682[Reply]

side bar has % by ' Federal Electoral Divisions',

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/

and a map

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/response-map.html

>lowest participation award goes to NT, at 58.4%

>least pozzed division award goes to NSW's Blaxland, at 73.9% No

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 No.156309

>>156224

Do you think they willr release the male/female voting patterns?


 No.156328

>>156265

haha suck shit UN cunt. according to the story he was flirting with a guys wife then when everyone left the guy confronted the UN fucker (30yr old high ranking diplomat from Melbourne - photo at a 'sustainable development' conference, fag lover - cunt deserved to die).

UN fucker then accidently' falls off the roof, after apparently hanging out from the rail and telling the guy he was trying to cuck that he trusts him to catch him - the potential cuck didn't. Top kek.

Thanks anon cunt for brightening up this miserable day with a tale of hope and wonder.


 No.156690

File: 348a3377ffcc98c⋯.jpg (62.76 KB, 960x535, 192:107, gombat_roll_DDD.jpg)

>Western suburbs vote no, including parramatta, a greens/communist stronghold.

Time to join the Australian Conservatives?


 No.156835

>>156690

>Parramatta

My nan lives near there, I guess she voted no which is good


 No.157272

File: 29732343b3e450b⋯.jpg (111.39 KB, 446x799, 446:799, angel.jpg)

why




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 No.147590[Reply]

If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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 No.147828

anyone got the ass pic of the other girl??


 No.147900

>>147638

so prove it or stfu


 No.147983

>>147590

who cares there's no penis


 No.156823

File: b9d618f5ed78d29⋯.png (70.67 KB, 261x192, 87:64, 1500579955040.png)


 No.156832

>>147590

Saggy, they look similar to man boobs




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 No.156382[Reply]

Fuck sake mates

OLD >>155559

Lets spend the next 750 working out how to avoid shitposters killing the thread

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 No.157311

I'm gonna dance the night away


 No.157312

You make me feel like dancing


 No.157313

I feel like dancing, dancing


 No.157314

Whoo!


 No.157315

Dance the night away




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 No.155559[Reply]

Old thread: >>154748

Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?

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 No.156377

>>156363

Dating a rich obese fatty is a pretty good career move

It's basically being a nurse except you get a big payout before they hit 50


 No.156378

Broke my nofap streak to an hour of edging to just solo girls. Did a huge cum and my balls ached afterwards.


 No.156379

Big abo cock


 No.156380

>>156377

downside is she has to try and find his penor burried under that vast gut


 No.156381

Pajeets pussy




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 No.154864[Reply]

Hi /aus

not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest

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 No.155387

Wouldn't renouncing a birth citizenship be more the ones to watch for 'modern-treasonisms' rather than simply being eligible for a foreign citizenship?

How to renounce an eligibility? Or why even?


 No.155482

Lambo confirmed for bloody absolute full-blooded aussie patriot

The rest of the house of reps should just stand down because they can't possibly match even half that commitment


 No.155489

> Do we need to make this a thing?

Should we just tell everyone who hasn't at least a parent / grandparent? that has served for the Australian Defence force to forget about the cushy federal government jobs?


 No.155494

Fucking move here and run for PM in the same decade deserves a stint of service


 No.155507

I'm actually tempted to go an sign up to get shot at now




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 No.154748[Reply]

Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.

Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.

I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.

I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.

I made a mistake last thread sorry.

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 No.155576

>>155573

hmm yes indeed


 No.155579

>>155576

不要和我的考拉人在一起;我们将自己带走澳大利亚,你将成为我们的依赖狗。


 No.155584

知彼知己,百戰不殆;不知彼而知己,一勝一負;不知彼,不知己,每戰必殆

>这就是为什么我们在你所有的大学。

故用兵之法,十則圍之,五則攻之,倍則分之, 敵則能戰之,少則能守之,不若則能避之。

>我们比你多一百倍。

是故百戰百勝,非善之善者也;不戰而屈人之兵,善之善者也。

我们已经赢了。


 No.155585

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 No.155587

>大豆让你变得柔软

你越相信越好,这是我们的秘密力量。

>>155585

多么胖的人妖




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 No.153942[Reply]

OLD >>153158

This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?

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 No.154762

>making a new thread with twenty posts left


 No.154785

the new threads are so shit i'll just stay here for a while


 No.154786

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>>154785

yep, fuck that shit

/aus/ must've had an influx of newfriends

morning


 No.154790

Morning lads

Burnt through that last thread fuckin' quick


 No.154892

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