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File: 52b0571ee58a4ea⋯.jpg (118.83 KB, 757x502, 757:502, 1416305631174.jpg)

 No.164080[Reply]

OLD >>163306

Let us elucidate on the most intriguing issues of our times. Also the 69 edition was 100 ago now, what the fuck. Won't be long before we hit the weed number now.

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 No.164885

>>164880

Morning m8, I already have a productive member


 No.164886

How have you been NEETS

I was trying to kill myself for the past week but like the loser I am, failed even that.

Have the five of you been getting along without me?


 No.164888

>>164886

Bloody hell m8, you don't wanna be doing that, we'd miss you.

Threads been same as ever, the new posters seem a bit less arseholey this week so that's nice.


 No.164890

>tfw depressed and hungover


 No.164893




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 No.155633[Reply]

No you're not, motherfuckers. I can see it right here, you have plenty of space!

LET

US

IN!

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 No.162991

>>162558

A plumber who's full of shit.


 No.163419

>>162991

stfu degenerate


 No.163423

>>163419

A plumber who's spewing shit, not very professional I gotta say Pawel.


 No.163605

>>155633

If you're willing to live in the outback, and get deported back home if you ever leave it, sure come right in.


 No.163695

Only if you are white.




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 No.163306[Reply]

Someone fucked up and forgot to make a new one and post a link to it before we hit the post limit.

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 No.164115

>>164113

>What's on the back of the snack pack

Aloha


 No.164135

ok NEETies

I'll admit it, I'm drunk or at least at the border


 No.164138

where'd all this bloody water come from?


 No.164139

>>164138

The jews.


 No.164143

al;so Australia has 18C/65.4f in summer for some fucking weird wreason I mean why is it 18c/65.4 IN THE FUCKING SUMMERE

NUKE MELBOURE AND CANBERRA AND SYDNEY TOLOO AND WE MAY AS WELL BNUKE BRIS

BANE?

WHILE WE';re at it

also

brisBANE??

tell ne about brisabe why does it have the bane???????




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 No.162505[Reply]

167 is a pretty high number. Your average neet would give up before it when attempting to count.

OLD >>161738

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 No.163301

File: fc7354bf844d8a0⋯.jpg (54.17 KB, 409x270, 409:270, 2mw7z35.jpg)

>>163289

googling:

>Indonesia has a massive problem of open defecation. The WHO/UNICEF JMP reports estimates that there are around 55 million people practicing open defecation in the country, or one quarter approximately of the population. This is the second highest country total, after India


 No.163302

>>163297

I feel like this will act as a prelude to normalising paedophilia. Because the whole argument there is the age of consent and being able to make proper decisions at such a young age - they can't comprehend the full magnitude of their actions; so by essentially saying that these kids can fuck with their endocrine system at such a young age, which will affect them physically and mentally, where's the barrier between that and paedophilia. It's really fucked up


 No.163303

>>163301

Probably higher per capita than India too

Pajeets got cucked at their own game


 No.163304

>>163301

I thought China would have them beat


 No.163305

>>163304

Their entire country is a toilet




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 No.130222[Reply]

what are our thoughts on bike gangs and groups in Australia?

are they gonna save us?

any members browse here?

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 No.131017

>>131016

actually we do like what he's implying there buddy


 No.131317

>>130991

Wallsend is a shithole so bad it even has a mosque. No wonder the lebs are moving in


 No.131337

>>130222

>are they gonna save us?

I don't think selling meth to high schoolers is going to save anyone from anything.


 No.131364

>local nomads MC clubhouse gets raided

>they peel off the logo from the building

>once less interesting sight on the trip to work

feels bad man


 No.162169

Grown up around bikers and know a club president in Newcastle. They are mostly infiltrated with the same filth….

They spread CP and the like and literally are just a bunch of wolves trying to feed on one another. Internal conflicts is why they always get sunk with scum turning informants etc.

Fuck you Nomads.

(100% are sickos)




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 No.161738[Reply]

GOON. GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS FUCKING GOON

You know it's the right choice. Nectar of the NEETgod, the holy soma of the lowly man, ballsweat of KeK himself.

Don't deny what's in your blood. You don't need these fancy poofter drinks to fit in here.

OLD >>160984

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 No.162846

>>162502

Praise NeetGod


 No.162848

File: 2a130d6e42045e3⋯.jpg (19.12 KB, 265x200, 53:40, b_1_q_0_p_0.jpg)

I hope Alan Tudge doesn't see this thread


 No.162961

I am a neet predator. When I see a thread with unguarded posts just sitting there I steal them no fucks given.

I may strike again. You have been warned.


 No.163424

File: b1f123d49c4b93f⋯.jpg (80.63 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, 1477903378400.jpg)

I'm going to steal another one of these posts.


 No.163989

File: f86dff5c7f691cf⋯.jpg (107.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, lc40bL.jpg)

I'm taking another one of these posts.




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 No.160984[Reply]

Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts

OLD

>>160229

>>160229

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 No.161758

>>161752

You are fucking retarded.

Whiskey is American.

Whisky comes from Ireland or Scotland.


 No.161759


 No.161760

File: 75bcb53d1bbfd8e⋯.png (52.38 KB, 480x628, 120:157, 1478075372828.png)

Alrighty,

New thread

>>161738

>>161738


 No.161761

>>161758

>tfw you dont know the difference between american and irish/scotish whiskey/whisky


 No.161762

>>161759

I had one job and you took it from me




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 No.160229[Reply]

Since we all know that GF 2017 was a normie trap, let's celebrate the opposite

OLD >>159437

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 No.161007

손가락 쓰레기 버려주세요.


 No.161008

>>161005

>China is the number one one. We have Australia Japan is the United States of sex toys.

>Animation is no sex loser.

Fucking kek


 No.161011

>>161006

他妈的你白色的男孩,我不吃狗。我有宠物狗。这是种族主义。他妈的你猪皮子女。不要用传统书写,没有人使用


 No.161012

ニートは大問題だ


 No.161014

>>161007

>韩国

你甚至不如日本的猪狗,美国的女傀儡总统。你耻辱你的近亲祖先




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 No.135258[Reply]

Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.

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 No.153768

>>141224

>they even do it in a professional context

elaborate


 No.153808

>>153768

They actually don't, he's just an indian trying to avoid confrontation. Trust me, I'm a professional.


 No.153826

>>153605

Op here, I ended up just paying the fine. I have to make sure there's enough money on my miky and to touch on before getting on the train like a good goy now. I haven't come across another inspector yet. I work in the city and sometimes catch the train at 11pm. I guess they'd be working like 9 to 5 or something so you're probably safe outside those times


 No.160389

>>135266

if it's your first fine, you can usually contest it and get off with a warning


 No.160515

>>153826

nah m8 got fined a couple of weeks ago at 8:30pm on a tram. still waiting for the fine to come in




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 No.158300[Reply]

Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?

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 No.158417

>>158368

can't, my GP unavailable for today


 No.158530

Find a local Chinese GP? They're usually much more easy going when giving out certs.


 No.158846

File: 4ab5603df427327⋯.jpg (102.7 KB, 600x842, 300:421, medical-certificate.jpg)

>>158300

heres my doc cert

just fill in the blanks, ditto.


 No.158953

File: 7021371bbc068f3⋯.png (540.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, laughsinchink.png)


 No.159973

Fuck cunt do you still need this?

Tots forgot




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 No.159437[Reply]

OLD

>>158678

That's 125 posts apiece in a single day. You really are half a dozen degenerates.

See you tomorrow night for 164

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 No.160226

big pajeet pussy


 No.160227

jew poo


 No.160228

take the brown pill mates


 No.160230

I'm the dr doolittle of neets


 No.160231

NEW

>>160229

fuck u m8




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 No.158678[Reply]

OLD >>157930

Not keen on how fast these are moving, some of your mummybots need to take your modems away for a bit. Anyway, summer is almost here once again. Feels like just yesterday that we hit 100 generals.

Also it's early because some dumbcunts try to shitpost to 750 so we can't link the new one.

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 No.159500

>>159497

they might be the only ones who'd listen at the time


 No.159538

>>159441

He has a sexual fetish for getting the first post


 No.159554

>>159538

what ever it takes to have a good time i guess


 No.159785

don't mind me boys, I am just stealing one of these free posts no-one is guarding.


 No.160053

Hoy cunts, I'm usually the cunt who posts the /aus/ hunger games nomination, but the faggot there is leaving it too late and I have plans tonight meaning I cant submit

So if one of you cunts want to submit instead that'd be great




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 No.157930[Reply]

You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.

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 No.159134

It's astounding, time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely, not for very much longer

I've got to keep control


 No.159135

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the time warp again,

Let's do the time warp again!


 No.159136

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane,

Let's do the time warp again!


 No.159137

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're there in the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation,

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the time warp again!


 No.159138

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the time warp again!




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 No.157146[Reply]

Last Thread >>156382

Do you know what's happening for you in 2018?

How are you handling the heat?

I fear that people here are going to commit suicide.

Just getting that eery feeling.

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 No.157924


 No.157926

File: 5f3df9cd5c63072⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 267x400, 267:400, howard-and-costello.jpg)


 No.157927

>>157924

doesn't count if you're dyslexic


 No.157928

>>157922

yes, but i'm not telling. the allure of mystery will keep you wondering

>>157923

>>157924

that's how it's done


 No.157929

>>157926

Wait Mugabe is dead

When the fuck did this happen

I remember him on the news today saying he will try not to get impeached




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 No.155682[Reply]

side bar has % by ' Federal Electoral Divisions',

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/

and a map

https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/response-map.html

>lowest participation award goes to NT, at 58.4%

>least pozzed division award goes to NSW's Blaxland, at 73.9% No

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 No.156309

>>156224

Do you think they willr release the male/female voting patterns?


 No.156328

>>156265

haha suck shit UN cunt. according to the story he was flirting with a guys wife then when everyone left the guy confronted the UN fucker (30yr old high ranking diplomat from Melbourne - photo at a 'sustainable development' conference, fag lover - cunt deserved to die).

UN fucker then accidently' falls off the roof, after apparently hanging out from the rail and telling the guy he was trying to cuck that he trusts him to catch him - the potential cuck didn't. Top kek.

Thanks anon cunt for brightening up this miserable day with a tale of hope and wonder.


 No.156690

File: 348a3377ffcc98c⋯.jpg (62.76 KB, 960x535, 192:107, gombat_roll_DDD.jpg)

>Western suburbs vote no, including parramatta, a greens/communist stronghold.

Time to join the Australian Conservatives?


 No.156835

>>156690

>Parramatta

My nan lives near there, I guess she voted no which is good


 No.157272

File: 29732343b3e450b⋯.jpg (111.39 KB, 446x799, 446:799, angel.jpg)

why




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