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Let's have a nice comfy thread please NEETs. Please have any lewd images spoilered, and not that many posted at all.

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Booze Brothers knows their customers.



I wonder if their logo infringes any trademarks.


>tfw too depressed to make a new thread



I will make one.


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Ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks

The /pol/ phase has ended in a chaotic eruption of ree's and cheers as the dawn of the new day begins.

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I'm glad I've never seen this shit irl



Do you use a franger for a bj with a pro?



My understanding is that is standard these days.

In my opinion you may as well not even bother with a bj if that is the case.



The only time I've seen any of that shit is when it's posted here or on other boards and it catches my unawares.


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RooshV live at the moment.

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We have officially reached the point of no return. Anyone aboard the Australian NEET general train will be here for the end of time.

IRC: At this point we've spent so much time together that we should be communicating telepathically

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I'm not sure whether to approve of this use of quints or not


Why do the spastics keep making the new threads so early ree



this tbh



Yeah it pisses me off.



All's well that ends well.

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Intention: A general thread for computer questions, show-offs, speculation and news. As to not clog up the NEET/Wagie Generals. Ozbargain, Aliexpress or Ebay links are encouraged, especially for the NEETs who need to save every cent.

What OS are you running? Hardware? Have you got any projects that you are thinking of?

I'm running Manjaro with i3 as another person had suggested from here, switching to Lubuntu soon. Gonna swap out parts through Gumtree or buy brand new possibly.

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>mate some driver issues is a fucking understatement. Poor customer serivce, and dell being cunts is the big issue. this computer is a fucking lemon but they did want to replace or refund it, just "fixed it"

If you have fixed the item several times under warranty and there are still problems take it to the ACCC. The item is still defective and is not of acceptable quality experiencing, which is what I would classify as a major defect given that it seems to be fucked. That would entitle you to a refund as a remedy (the solution you choose) in the payment that you originally paid (not a store credit or credit from the manufacturer). If paid for it recently with a credit card or pressed credit for the transaction, Visa offers a small but reasonable warranty that you should look into.


>What OS are you running?



q6600, 4gb ram

>Have you got any projects that you are thinking of?

nah i don't give a shit about computers these days or anything


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This was a fun find in the registry just now.



>This was a fun find in the registry just now.

Yeah mate it fucking hooks into your audio so they can listen to what your listening to and then they know if you are wrong thinking in the future.


Switched to Lubuntu, I don't think I'm gonna bother trying to setup i3. I'm a bit lazy and I'm probably gonna mess something up so I'll stick with lxde.

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Have you been to dans recently NEETbois

Remember Dan will always love you

200 is next thread holy shit

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I saw one of these aussie whores going out with black dudes and pajeets, they are really disgusting whores.



>largely insufferable whores

I posted yesterday or the day before that I drove through the city and only saw one white woman (most of them were girls) that wasnt dressed like a slut. The only woen that didnt look like that were the ones in hijabs.


We need new thread




He made it way too early.


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Just cuck my shit up

Australian Rugby has a new leader…

The female version of Robert Smith from "the Cure"

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Seriously? Turn on the cricket, cant go 10 minutes without them pushing the elyse perry/womyns cricket meme hardcore. Its cringey af


>watching sportsball


Muddy hand egg is about to get so enriched even your most elistist melbournite is going to blow chunks.

Bloody beautiful.


Rugby is such a bonehead sport though. At least AFL players look like normal people, Rugby players literally look like neanderthals with an average IQ of 50.


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Post /aus/ OC, discuss and give ideas for OC

Some good free editing programs



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ded 2nite


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Do I have to post curry niggers again?


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/aus/ approved.

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I hope you are doing your best to stay cool NEETs. Especially if you are a larger NEET.

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You're talking to just another crab in the bucket m8



>Hyundais are shit

What makes you say that?



Clean stove anon here, m8 thats the whole reason why I'm moving out.

>move to Melbourne in 2016

>move in with my m8 like I had planned

>find a job at Liqourland

>alls good till around the start of last year

>move into a house with my m8 and a chick he used to work with, all of us on the lease

>she seems ok at first

>a few months into it they start fucking, basically a couple

>I'm in my room 99% of the time, living that shut in life

>she works full time 9 to 5, I work nights so we hardly see each other

>eventually she wants me out because I "don't contribute to the house"

>my m8 agrees with her, obviously in his ear about it

She literally said "I've been trying to make this house a home" and because I'm not more social/sharing meals now and again she's "not comfortable living here"

This was brought up 4 months ago that they want me out, I'm nearly working full time hours some weeks so I hardly get a chance to look at places, I am on the lease so they can't kick me out, this is all pretty stressful m8s


I'm going to pinch one of these last posts. I will be back for the other one later.

It is reserved.



have a wank

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…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.



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Somebody PLEASE go to that real estate place and as if they sell Salty Milk!


The gossip over on another chan is that they are now running the biggest remaining dark web kiddie porn site MK.

It would not surprise me ,and as much as the thought of kiddie fiddlers getting knocks on their door amuses me,i cant help but feel there is something wrong with the fact that the police are actually the biggest distributers of kiddie porn.



The sheer hypocrisy of it, perhaps?






For the people who have no fucking idea what you lot are on about, could any of you please share who Vicky Freeman is? She made video's of her daughter? wtf?


The pieces of fucking shit. Maybe some civil lawsuits from victims in the videos would stop them doing this shit?

Meanwhile in Australia, 80 000 preborn infants are slaughtered every year. Police give zero fucks about them. As if they really care about children.

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Official NEET shirt. I expect you to be wearing this in public.

What little changes have you made so far in 2018?

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second last





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>work 37.5 hour weeks from afternoon to night

>don't watch talmudvision

>apparently a whole lot of shit happened

>be a filthy foreigner who wants to protect 'Stralian values

Where do I go to kill homosex abominations? Please tell date and time.

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You'll marry pajeet and his smelly cock and you'll like it you filthy homophone


fuck off we're full



i could say the same to you pedo enabler





Heres the ultimate australian politicians situation:

>repeat this process until australia atones for existing

>ceremony starts by acknowledging the indigenous owners of the land

>one white woman and one black man are filmed in the act of fucking on live tv in front of every school in australia.

>The conceived children are split up then given to the most pozzed lesbian couple and most pozzed gay couple around

>they are then sent to the strictest sharia school > routinely molested by every adult in power around them

>shipped off overseas to fight for "terrorists" (read mossad funded mercenaries)

>they are all forced have 20 black and 20 chinese children

>given full baby bonus and a sheesha bar to run when they are 16.

>Meanwhile any straight white people are forced into homosexual relationships with chinese bankers

>the ceremony ends when they finally sell the entirety of canberra (the final block of land left owned by the australians) to some chinese developer to build another plastic apartment building abomination.


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A continuation of the ongoing NEET saga, now getting to the steamy bits. Even NEETs need intimacy. Or to be able to be a voyeur to someone else's.

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>tfw sitting in my cumdies post fap



I was a cumdies user since I started fapping (7-8 years ago) and only recently switched to tissues



smart move

had to get changed out of my cumdies

they were far too icky, big load tonight




give us a picture of them

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He types like a sperg and is often confusing, but the thread he had up about the NZ government corruption was interesting. Why is he disliked so much?

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He posted a duplicate of it on /pol/




It was the Bikies?

ummm…. how did they get involved?

Why would the bikies have those two fucks from NSW taken to VIC for "Not answering a Tribunal summons" regarding that OTO case



>failure to attend a summons can be handwaved by being in a different state

That's not how it works; any state can extradite to another, so long as the crime was committed on the same state as the court is.

Not too familiar with the OTO case beyond quickly searching it, but it seems they committed slander/hate speech/religious vilification on a Victorian-based plaintiff and it was taken before a Victorian court, then they refused to comply with the court's ruling, stating that Victoria can't prosecute someone from NSW, which they can as the plaintiff was from Vic.

Thus, the extradition from NSW to Vic is totally legit and doesn't seem to have anything to do with corruption, but rather the plaintiff getting uppity that they didn't comply and forced the court/police system to take action, else it looks like the courts will let you go if you're in another state, which would set a great precedent for all manner of crimes.



no, that doesn't seem correct at all.

Remember the summons was from a tribunal. a tribunal is not a court and never will be as per the constitution of aus.

Yes, there are extraditions but there is a court process for that - PER STATE.

I would go to the thread in question (still in the catalog) but leads to a 404 so I cant check.

But it was all very suspect.

Thread in question: Anti Discrimination, Victoria is beyond fucked and small credence to that shitposter Luke McKee




read the actual legislation:


in all the sections for racial and religious vilification, including the (criminal) serious vilification offenses (which is what Blair Cottrell and friends got done under) there's a specific entry that states the conduct can have occurred outside Victoria.

for example:


Racial vilification unlawful

(1) A person must not, on the ground of the race of another person or class of persons, engage in conduct that incites hatred against, serious contempt for, or revulsion or severe ridicule of, that other person or class of persons.

(2) For the purposes of subsection (1), conduct—

(a) may be constituted by a single occasion or by a number of occasions over a period of time; and

(b) may occur in or outside Victoria.


"Engage in conduct" includes use of the internet or e-mail to publish or transmit statements or other material.

There are pretty broad exceptions in other parts of the legislation that apply to the lower tier 'vilification' though.

But yes you can be dragged to a tribunal in Victoria by a complainant under the 'civil' vilification section or poPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Broom Broom




ting ting ting


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you have reached neetvana m8


This is the new thread but the title was botched:






One time I was walking around northbridge drunk and wanted to fuck something, unfortunately everyone had high standards that night so I walked to a whore house that I found out about when some random Asian guys handed me a card.

Went to the brothel and they brought out the bitches, I was sitting next to a drunk Irish cunt who didn't know what was going on so I got the asian with the biggest tits and he got the mongers. Was waiting in the hallway with the asian slut who spoke no engrish while this other guy was trying to get me to swap my hooker for his.

Finally get in the room and she starts doing the sheets while I get nekid and wait for her by the shower, she takes her robe off and she has nice big soft jugglers with dark nipples and a shaved vagoo, she washes my cock in the shower and we jump on the bed. She sticks her tongue in my mouth but I push her away because that's fucked and I give her another $90 to suck me dick and balls which she was shit at.

She throws on ol Johny and gets to work on riding me dick,starts slow while she moans in gook and I'm just checking myself out in the big mirror in the room. She suddenly stops and stands up over over me and let's out a loud groan as she takes a big wet shit all over my cock and balls, it oozes all over my body and the stench stings my nostrils and my cock is now rock hard.

She sits back down on my shit covered cock and starts riding me hard as she continues to fart and shit on me which makes me harder and harder, I scoop up some poo and rub it together on my hands and grab her tits hard as I prepare to cum. She starts slamming up and down on me yelling for me to cum as I let a big juicy jizz bomb explode in her shit covered cunt, she stands up again and pisses shitty jizz all over my face.

She washes me off again in the shower and gives me some of her poo in a bag as a memento and I leave to go to dans for the next special.


Stupid post. Lucky this thread is ending.


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We really need to stop letting the threads die without a new one linked.

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Hume highway



Extremely irresponsible.



^ samefagging



Indeed, 1000cc superbikes are recklessly fast which is probably why I won't get one when I get off my Ps.

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