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Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.

Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.

In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.

Best of luck to you.

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Dude, anything China's doing now is what the USA have been at for the past 70 years. THTe CIA during the 1970s in particular.



the US didn't buy up Hurstville, fucknut



a big fucken gun so we can shoot China's nuts off

That'd be a small fucken gun m8



Normie tank.

We offer normies a chance at getting their business ideas looked at by investors for $20 per person


A new rape sport that neets can format teams and hit the town and see which team can rape the most people

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"The end of white people." Eli Mosley talks to Triple J, then an incredible reaction from a Jewish caller. Aired evening of 14th August on the 'Hack Live' program.

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That motherfucker!


Despite the constant lefty shit on JJJ, Tom Tilley isn't actually that bad. He does examine both sides, doesn't interject and try to shut anyone down, instead asks them questions to justify their thoughts and gives roughly 50/50 airtime to both sides of callers.

Hell, he gave 30 minutes to anti-abortion callers in an hour segment, which would be unheard of on any other major news program in this country.

If that guy LARPing as a Jew to prove a point was put on The Project, they'd be cheering him on from the audience and giving him all the airtime he wanted.



confirmed troll job. got him into a load of shit too. makes me happy. I always thought this host was a dumb cunt.



>got him into a load of shit too

What happened to him?



How do you know these things?

Also, wat is with the front page?

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>discovered this amazing group

>have been playing song related on loop for a few days in a row

>theyre bogans

wtf i love australia now

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Seems like you posted the wrong video there mate. Don't worry I gotcha covered.



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Hahaha that was great and good on 'em. I miss that sort of freedom.

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A Perth woman was left shocked and disgusted after she stumbled upon a taxi driver taking a dump on a park verge in Leederville on Tuesday.

>According to the Perth Voice, the woman was walking her dog when she spied a Swan Taxis cabbie squatting down on a patch of grass on Burke Street near the Britannia Park tennis club at around 9.50am.

>This was despite a public toilet being only a stone's throw away.

>The woman, who didn't want to be named, said the cabbie even brought his own bog roll.

>"He's squatting down, and then I saw him wiping his bottom and I went…'he is taking a dump right on the side of the road'," she told the Perth Voice.

>"You want to see the mess this guy left behind. It was so daring of him to do that when there were toilets so close by."

>The woman said the cabbie then left a pile of dunny roll all over the verge. When she suggested he tidy up his mess, he simply ignored the woman and took off in his cab.

>The shocked woman then jotted down the cabbie's number and got on the blower to City of Vincent mayor John Carey.

>Mr Carey told WAtoday he was "flabbergasted".

>"As an inner-city council I get some unusual emails and texts, but this one honestly takes the cake," he said.

>"I mean do we have to put up signs saying please don't poo on the verge?

>"For a cab driver to do a poo in front of a resident is extremely disrespectful.

>"I don't understand how a cabbie can accept doing a number two in a public space is ok."

>Mr Carey said he passed on all the details to the city's health department who were planning to contPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Then drove off with his unwashed poo hands all over the cab and exchanging poo money with future clients with his poo hands.



stay in the neet thread dude



never set foot in a university before eh have you champ


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If i had to guess what that punjabi ate from looking at this very picture, i guess it would be Chicken Tikka Masala



Looks like poo vindaloo

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getting me Ps soon, so i need a cheapo car

thinking about either a 4x4 (maybe gq patrol or hilux) or a jap pocket rocket (skyline, supra, etc)

any advice?

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>>How much?

at the time i paid around 31k, that is including the van, loan charges and interest.Now days they go for around 15k.

>>do i maintain the full service myself?

yes, always. I was fortunate to have my dad whom was a mechanic back in the day, show me the trade. It makes sense to DIY since paying a mechanic is so god damn expensive now days however truth be told, some areas of the vehicle as far as maintenance goes, u must know what you are doing or face engine failure.if u know someone that can show u even better.

>>I'm looking to get a van or 4x4

look it depends on what kind of travel you are thinking of doing. Obviously if u are looking to go off road or drive on sandy beaches and u are wanting to live in as well, i would recommend a 4 cyl toyota landcruiser with towbar + a small pop out camper trailer. Price wise may cost up to 20k for the lot, remember now days if u got cash and can hagle with people, 9 times out of 10 u will get it cheaper.

Other option is a 2 tonne van with barn doors and if u can find a van with 4x4 capabilities even better. As far as brands go for this, remember to stick to household names such as ford, toyota ect DO NOT buy Mercedes, fiat, volkswagon (parts are fuckin $$$$$ and they tend to fuck up alot) fair warning.

hope this helps


get something that can drift



not many cheap cars are rwd and manual



Holden Commodre



2.5L or 2.0? I think it was the 2.0 that had head gasket issues every 100,000km or so.


Even less are the number that come factory with locking diffs.

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Old Thread >137774

NEETs how are you using your winter? Before you know it, it will be Spring and you'll be getting swooped by magpies.

I've been going on walks to get away from the constant noise of my family, watching tent/car living videos on YouTube.

Been playing Mario 64:Star Road, a great SM64 mod you guys should try.

DietNEET, have you been a good boy?

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Fucking stinks in max today.



Some bludger must of crapped their pants



That's probably the most work they've done in years.



You just book it at an optometrist, I went to spec savers for it, it's paid by medicare, well the eye test is.


My eye sight without glasses is fine, in fact all this time I thought it was normal. But when I looked through the lenses testing machine I saw that my sight could be allot better with glasses.


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Old thread >>136940

Neets being investigated and put to the test by cenno, neets ratting out and spying on other neets to keep their neetbux and neets so desperate they'll guzzle wagie cum.

Trust no one…

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He did have a HUGE tail though …


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I know it is just banter m8. God bless.



I never thought of jabba having a cock before tbh



My cat has a pretty big tail too but he doesn't stick it in any orifices



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Old Bread: >>136127

Neetcord: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

>centrelink interrogation in a few days

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Do not believe this man's lies.



i have been fapping 4 times a day for the last 10 years. if i hold off fapping for a few days my cumshots are absolutely enormous and i get an erection simply when the wind blows. i think my dick has adapted to the harsh conditions i have placed on it and am producing more semen than i probably should. i cum about 3 dinner spoons worth of cum every day. if i wait about 3 days it all bursts out in one cumshot almost like piss gluging out of my dick. im glad i work from home otherwise i wouldnt have time to wank 4 times a day. how many weatbix do you do a day?



this is the definition of guerilla marketing


Join /aus/


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a general thread for shitposting because i didnt see any threads without a particular topic

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The new ninja warrior is such a bore. Too much talking and not enough competing. I'd rather record it then fast forward to the attempts because it's mostly adds and background details.



Only the blonde in the back is the attractive one…

The rest aren't attractive.


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Australian Women's Cricket Team Arriving at London



Fuuuck that first slut. She knows she's a sexy whore in that dress.

I bet a lot of these whores would do porn if you paid them enough.


> What you need to know about scientists fixing mutant genes


> According to professor Melissa Little, a program leader at Stem Cells Australia and a professor of paediatrics at the University of Melbourne, pointed out modifying human embryos in this fashion "is not legal here or in most countries".

> .. The new laws also give ASIO legal immunity for breaking the law in any ..

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Which one of you mad cunts did this?

>The “demonising of Muslims” by people like Pauline Hanson is to blame for a pig’s head being dumped outside the Islamic College of Brisbane’s gates, the school’s chairman says.

>The decaying pig’s head was found in a bag with a swastika this morning at the Islamic College of Brisbane in Karawathaan.


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I don't think it drives them out in the magical way some people think it does. The pig head and pig blood thing is a bit of an urban myth I think.



>white woman

I swear women are the biggest traitorous, feelings driven, slime. Especially white women, cunts that have everything given to them by government theft and fantasyland government policy. Fuck these cunts.

Its partly white mens fault, mostly the cucks, for even given them power and choice to abuse like idiots.

A story about human garbage white women.

>work in financial institution

>lady calls about a deceased estate for her daughter

>look at the death certificate

>Missing body

>place of death


>wtf is this


>find out the daughter went to syria with her mussi husband (also aussie) and got slaughtered by ISiIS

>daughter was full blown mussi, praising her sleep fucker god and swear against the west

>younger pics of the daughter and she looks kinda hot

>mum had married a mussi, and the daughter went to mosque

>mum introduced herself as kathy smith or some shit (her maiden name)

>mum is 100% white

>her name in the system is something like Fusspoo Bagdad

>she changed her whole fucking name

>usually try to help as much with a deceased estate

>in this case NOPE. didnt listen to that whores cry story at all



glad im not the only one here who woke up to how shit white (((western))) females are.

eastern girls ftw.



dumping no, burying it on the grounds is a different story. The land is then considered tainted, and who cares, just keep doing it again and again, if they don't piss off from the religious implication they will flip out and lulz will still be had.

I've considered getting a bunch of pork chops, burying them with the tails sticking out of the ground with little aussie flags on them, but would have to drive for an hour and a bit to get to the nearest mosque and I jsut plain can't be fucked doing that every couple of days to bury pork.


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I bet they did it themselves in order to cast themselves as victims.

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how is the depression?

Anything planned for the weekend?



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I don't like being at the shops too late or too early (6am) because sometimes you are the only customer there and when the staff see you they seem surprised.



>not using the self serve




New thread, I had to make it you lazy fuckers







Nah m8 there are staff all over the shop. there is even one old trout supervising the self checkouts. You feel like you are intruding where you don't belong.

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There was a parade in Adelaide on Rundle Mall with faggot chanting "hey hey hoe hoe (whatever) phobia got to go"

How should we respond to this?

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How much cash ya got, cunt?


Fuck yes! Kingswood Country was fucking great.


You're obviously a poofter. It's no more a choice than being addicted to durries is though, I guess. You've had a "taste", if you will, and just can't stop.

Sorry guys, I'm just drunk shitposting from bed and the sun is coming up. Just saw how old these posts are.

Still posting though.


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> On 13 September 2013, the Australian Capital Territory (ACT) Government made the announcement that it would put forward a bill that would legalise same-sex marriage, following a decade-long attempt to legislate in the area.[41] “We’ve been pretty clear on this issue for some time now and there’s overwhelming community support for this,” Chief Minister Katy Gallagher said. "We would prefer to see the federal parliament legislate for a nationally consistent scheme, but in the absence of this we will act for the people of the ACT.

> calling the shire of canberra a "territory"


Capital intelligence territory perhaps…


> As reported previously, United States citizens may be listed as targets for killing in the database.[7] Suspects are not formally charged of any crime or offered a trial in their own defense.[8] Obama administration lawyers have asserted that U.S. citizens alleged to be members of Al Qaeda and said to pose an "imminent threat of violent attack" against the United States may be killed without judicial process.[9] The legal arguments of U.S. officials for this policy were leaked to NBC News in February 2013, in the form of briefing papers summarizing legal memos from October 2011.[9]

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposition_Matrix



just a little thought experiment for you:

So what if it was a choice?

Who cares if it's a choice

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Seriously,this was an add on tv at abou 9:10pm in perth.

Serious pedo vibe.

What the fuck is going on here!!

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Thank fuck you're here. I thought I was the only old cunt who remembers innocence.

This is no different to what these kids would be doing at their ballet classes or whatever flavour of that shit they do; "physsie, tap, etc". The problem you all seem to be having is that it's happening outside where "all teh pedoz can see!"

And to those of you calling it a stripper pole, you only know it as a "stripper pole" because of your own experiences in strip clubs. Strippers did not invent this pole you idiots. Next you'll be calling high heels "stripper shoes".

You're all just brainwashed.



Too dumb to*




Cheers mate.

Nice to hear another voice of reason.


fuck I got HARD watching that video



Its a fucking stripper pole m8

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What have we got going on?

DietNEET stay strong and let's enjoy the week of rain here in Perth.

Prev Thread


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If you have the opportunity to fuck a thicc MILF, grab it with all you've got IMO.


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Another day on planet earth cunts

someone make a new bread



Make your own bread ya lazy fucker




I need to deal with the stress of being unemployed.

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Best place to commit suicide in Melbourne? Life's hopeless and my dreams have been crushed.

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get on the dole using your schizophrenia

you will die on the inside, and that's where it counts


>book a hotel room on a high floor

>buy some booze and get drunk

>jump off balcony

your welcome



yeah do this.

OP: get on DSP, leech off the system and help bring it down.


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Wherever you find somali gangs


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>first ever plane ride going from melb to surfers

>lady gives me headphones

>this song plays on take off

hang in there brother, there's millions of dreams to be had in the lucky country

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