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Some number i didn't recognise called me this morning, so i didn't answer, and they left a voicemail. The message was from some poo in loo who didn't say anything other than tell me to call back on a particular number and then told me not to disregard the message in a rather threatening manner. My voicemail specifically tells people I'm not going to answer if I don't know who they are.

Has this happened to anyone else? Why are Indians still allowed to call our country?

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Waste their time. Pretend to follow their instructions.



Get off our board filthy analbanian


Neighbor cooks curry all the time…. two kids raise hell all evening



must smell fucking awful



What about the Jew

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>Mohamed Elmouelhy, the head of Australia’s Halal Certification Authority, publicly commented on Facebook to state that white Australian women need Muslim men to fertilize them and “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies.”

>Elmouelhy’s intolerant views led him to declare that the “white race will be extinct” in 40 years.

>The certification chief, who immigrated to Australia in 1975 and became a citizen in 1981, made his comments in response to a study in Human Reproduction Update from Israeli researchers in Hebrew University, which revealed declining fertility rates among men in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

>Based on 43,000 men, the scientists found that a high proportion of men in Western countries had sperm counts below the threshold for infertility.

>“According to the Hebrew University, Australian men sperm count has declined by 52 per cent over the last 40 years so your men are a dying breed, Australian women need us to fertilise them and keep them surrounded by Muslim babies while beer swilling, cigarette smoking, drug injecting can only dream of what Muslim men are capable of,” wrote Elmouelhy in a comment on Facebook that was first reported by the Daily Mail.

>“If the country is left to the bigots the white race will be extinct in another 40 years,” he continued. “Muslims have a duty to make your women happy because you are declining, better go chose a plot for yourself at your local cemetery. If you can’t afford it, commit suicide it is a cheaper alternative for bigots.”

>“It will [sic] mandatory for all women to wear hijab or burka if they prefer, bikinis will be displayed in Museums but not on nubile bodies anymore,” he continued. “When that happens everything in Australia will be Halal certified. Bigots and pigs will be declared Haram and must not be approached or touched, they can live together in reserves. There will be a Halal butcher on every corner, all other butchers will be offered to convert to Halal or given a passage back to where their ancestors came from.”

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Just about every Australia based thing on the internet is full of snarky retards like ITT. Where did you cunts learn to talk like this? How can it be that you're all wanna-be master debat0rs who are just too cool to admit to trying and just HURR DURR back and forwards until everyone watching starts looking around for a cyanide pill.

Like some kind of perfect storm of communists and young liberals, everywhere.





Maybe there aren't enough Aussies around and so the shills and bots engage each other back and forwards?

And that there're r9k postings and IRL histories and fukken all kinds of other namefag cunt shit is just like fukken par for the course.

Embarrassment to humanity, who ever you are.

Yeah yeah I know, you're just pretending to be retarded. You're just pushing buttons not shitting yourself. You really pwned us all, again. How will we go on when such an enlightened individual shows us the truth. You are special and unique.



What the fuck are you even trying to say m8 ?

Is your vagina bleeding or something ?



they were only there for 60k years maximum though



As soon as Artificial Wombs come along you know right that's when shit will become real

Also I'm pretty sure most people here aren't NatSoc/White Supremist because they're trying to claim they're better than they are, I know I'm shit, I'm one because there is no way the Holocaust is real



genocide would be killing whites off, not "breeding them out"

Just saying

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> Local councils ban Australia Day

> Federal government bans them from hosting citizenship ceremonies

> No one can get their citizenships

Its just the White Australia Policy under a different name. I am so sick of the RACIST WHITE law makers trying to fuck us future Australians over.

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Australians are only White, shitskin


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> Instead of accepting that, they decided to raise the royalties much higher still, hoping to force a change to that system so they could keep most of the money. When they lifted the royalties in early 2011, Porter estimated that by 2014–15 Western Australia would get only 33 per cent of its per capita share of the GST revenue (in fact, it got 38 per cent). He knew something like this would be the outcome.

> It will have to cut some programs, put off some infrastructure works, raise some taxes and run a bigger deficit. Worse things have happened. And eventually, the Grants Commission formulas will rescue it, as they have done in the past. •

> I was not alone in that view, and time has confirmed it. When Mike Baird as NSW treasurer and premier tried to get the states to agree to lower the exemption limit for online GST transactions – which Hockey estimates could yield them “billions” in extra revenue – Western Australia refused. It didn’t want to make the revenue cake bigger. It just wanted a bigger share of the cake as it is.

So it's the liberals fault?


> B-but these arsonists will come to rescue afterwards eventually!


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> there's a little bump in 2011



>Pic shows Abos attacking them

Sure the "Genocide" wasn't done in self defenve goy

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Rural NEETS are the ultimate NEETs. Give up your sardine can city existence mates.

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I'll be as mean as I like to some spastic who turns up here telling us how we have to stop being NEET thanks m8.



Record them. :3



>>141154 was of course my attempt at Master Trolling. I found the MP3 player! It had fallen inside a arch-level folder on the shelf below where I normally store it. So I'm not going to gaol just yet.


Are they doing it normally, or is the guy trying to act like it's a porno 'and getting his money's worth'?

IRL Porn is never like the Pornhub stuff, unless there's a prostitute involved. imho, the girls sound better.

If it's at all possible to record it, you might be grateful 5-10 years from now when you've otherwise forgotten about them, and the stuff sounds a lot more erotic.

Pervert Protips: don't bother with FM Bugs, they're too easy to accidentally discover, particular if housemate use a Radio for cover noise. Don't use a phone, as they make noises when the battery goes flat.iRiver use to make MP3 players that were small and had good microphones on them.



Why are you telling us about such acts here :X


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>classical ballet dancer, list of movies longer than my cock [..]

Look closer– she's been in either foreign tv commercials, an extra in a movie or tv show, or been a leading actor in Indie movies. She's just another grunt Actor on an Agent's list.

> thinks she sits at home wondering where it went wrong? talk about projecting.

Claiming I'm projecting could be a fair call. But speaking from the experience of being around the same age as her, that when I see a Single 37 year-old Woman, who lives by herself and a furbaby, has friends from the gym and that's about it, obviously has the peak of success in her career being 10 years ago, and pays her bills by doing 12 hours a week for Australian and Canadian trash tv… She's a candidate for substance abuse.

..and my currently TV Waifu.

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Post your poetry NEETs. What books have you been reading?

What are the philosophical questions that keep you up at night?

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No you can't.

If all the land goes to 100 acre blocks we will not have enough anyway. 100 acre blocks are less efficient as well.




You keep making yourself obvious schlomo.

This is a nation not a fucking Chinese factory.



Oh I just mentioned him because he was a big advocate back in the day of the types of family-based homestead communities you seem to like.



Interesting m8, I will have to look into that. Thank you for that.



It's important to make things as efficient as possible for the benefit of the nation. Not that I care much for this nation I suppose.

>This is a nation not a fucking Chinese factory.

We are getting there.

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Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.

Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.

In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.

Best of luck to you.

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Dude, anything China's doing now is what the USA have been at for the past 70 years. THTe CIA during the 1970s in particular.



the US didn't buy up Hurstville, fucknut



a big fucken gun so we can shoot China's nuts off

That'd be a small fucken gun m8



Normie tank.

We offer normies a chance at getting their business ideas looked at by investors for $20 per person


A new rape sport that neets can format teams and hit the town and see which team can rape the most people

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"The end of white people." Eli Mosley talks to Triple J, then an incredible reaction from a Jewish caller. Aired evening of 14th August on the 'Hack Live' program.

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That motherfucker!


Despite the constant lefty shit on JJJ, Tom Tilley isn't actually that bad. He does examine both sides, doesn't interject and try to shut anyone down, instead asks them questions to justify their thoughts and gives roughly 50/50 airtime to both sides of callers.

Hell, he gave 30 minutes to anti-abortion callers in an hour segment, which would be unheard of on any other major news program in this country.

If that guy LARPing as a Jew to prove a point was put on The Project, they'd be cheering him on from the audience and giving him all the airtime he wanted.



confirmed troll job. got him into a load of shit too. makes me happy. I always thought this host was a dumb cunt.



>got him into a load of shit too

What happened to him?



How do you know these things?

Also, wat is with the front page?

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>discovered this amazing group

>have been playing song related on loop for a few days in a row

>theyre bogans

wtf i love australia now

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Seems like you posted the wrong video there mate. Don't worry I gotcha covered.



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Hahaha that was great and good on 'em. I miss that sort of freedom.

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A Perth woman was left shocked and disgusted after she stumbled upon a taxi driver taking a dump on a park verge in Leederville on Tuesday.

>According to the Perth Voice, the woman was walking her dog when she spied a Swan Taxis cabbie squatting down on a patch of grass on Burke Street near the Britannia Park tennis club at around 9.50am.

>This was despite a public toilet being only a stone's throw away.

>The woman, who didn't want to be named, said the cabbie even brought his own bog roll.

>"He's squatting down, and then I saw him wiping his bottom and I went…'he is taking a dump right on the side of the road'," she told the Perth Voice.

>"You want to see the mess this guy left behind. It was so daring of him to do that when there were toilets so close by."

>The woman said the cabbie then left a pile of dunny roll all over the verge. When she suggested he tidy up his mess, he simply ignored the woman and took off in his cab.

>The shocked woman then jotted down the cabbie's number and got on the blower to City of Vincent mayor John Carey.

>Mr Carey told WAtoday he was "flabbergasted".

>"As an inner-city council I get some unusual emails and texts, but this one honestly takes the cake," he said.

>"I mean do we have to put up signs saying please don't poo on the verge?

>"For a cab driver to do a poo in front of a resident is extremely disrespectful.

>"I don't understand how a cabbie can accept doing a number two in a public space is ok."

>Mr Carey said he passed on all the details to the city's health department who were planning to contPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Then drove off with his unwashed poo hands all over the cab and exchanging poo money with future clients with his poo hands.



stay in the neet thread dude



never set foot in a university before eh have you champ


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If i had to guess what that punjabi ate from looking at this very picture, i guess it would be Chicken Tikka Masala



Looks like poo vindaloo

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getting me Ps soon, so i need a cheapo car

thinking about either a 4x4 (maybe gq patrol or hilux) or a jap pocket rocket (skyline, supra, etc)

any advice?

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>>How much?

at the time i paid around 31k, that is including the van, loan charges and interest.Now days they go for around 15k.

>>do i maintain the full service myself?

yes, always. I was fortunate to have my dad whom was a mechanic back in the day, show me the trade. It makes sense to DIY since paying a mechanic is so god damn expensive now days however truth be told, some areas of the vehicle as far as maintenance goes, u must know what you are doing or face engine failure.if u know someone that can show u even better.

>>I'm looking to get a van or 4x4

look it depends on what kind of travel you are thinking of doing. Obviously if u are looking to go off road or drive on sandy beaches and u are wanting to live in as well, i would recommend a 4 cyl toyota landcruiser with towbar + a small pop out camper trailer. Price wise may cost up to 20k for the lot, remember now days if u got cash and can hagle with people, 9 times out of 10 u will get it cheaper.

Other option is a 2 tonne van with barn doors and if u can find a van with 4x4 capabilities even better. As far as brands go for this, remember to stick to household names such as ford, toyota ect DO NOT buy Mercedes, fiat, volkswagon (parts are fuckin $$$$$ and they tend to fuck up alot) fair warning.

hope this helps


get something that can drift



not many cheap cars are rwd and manual



Holden Commodre



2.5L or 2.0? I think it was the 2.0 that had head gasket issues every 100,000km or so.


Even less are the number that come factory with locking diffs.

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Old Thread >137774

NEETs how are you using your winter? Before you know it, it will be Spring and you'll be getting swooped by magpies.

I've been going on walks to get away from the constant noise of my family, watching tent/car living videos on YouTube.

Been playing Mario 64:Star Road, a great SM64 mod you guys should try.

DietNEET, have you been a good boy?

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Fucking stinks in max today.



Some bludger must of crapped their pants



That's probably the most work they've done in years.



You just book it at an optometrist, I went to spec savers for it, it's paid by medicare, well the eye test is.


My eye sight without glasses is fine, in fact all this time I thought it was normal. But when I looked through the lenses testing machine I saw that my sight could be allot better with glasses.


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Old thread >>136940

Neets being investigated and put to the test by cenno, neets ratting out and spying on other neets to keep their neetbux and neets so desperate they'll guzzle wagie cum.

Trust no one…

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He did have a HUGE tail though …


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I know it is just banter m8. God bless.



I never thought of jabba having a cock before tbh



My cat has a pretty big tail too but he doesn't stick it in any orifices



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Old Bread: >>136127

Neetcord: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

>centrelink interrogation in a few days

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Do not believe this man's lies.



i have been fapping 4 times a day for the last 10 years. if i hold off fapping for a few days my cumshots are absolutely enormous and i get an erection simply when the wind blows. i think my dick has adapted to the harsh conditions i have placed on it and am producing more semen than i probably should. i cum about 3 dinner spoons worth of cum every day. if i wait about 3 days it all bursts out in one cumshot almost like piss gluging out of my dick. im glad i work from home otherwise i wouldnt have time to wank 4 times a day. how many weatbix do you do a day?



this is the definition of guerilla marketing


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